Ten Thousand Losses - Fedpodding

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

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He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Ball. Dallas Town Boys. Head of Smy. John Cooney. And we're live and we're not fed potting today. We're not fed potting.

No fed potting. No fed potting. No, no, no, no. Happy 2026, Liam. Oh, my God. Tom. Oh, it's, it's. What a, what a fucking year it's been so far.

We are. What are we eight days in? It's eight days. It's eight days. Eight days. It is been one horrible thing after another. One battle after another. Just one horrible thing after another.

Well, I love, for me, it starts out, right? It's kind of funny. So we were leaving a shiphole, which I find is a very funny thing for an airport. It literally means shiphole. But we one of my friends. So wait, I have a really funny story for you. So one of my. So I'm an immense therapy group and we meet every Tuesday.

And coincidentally, one of my, are you going to talk about the country you went to? Because you just kind of did. Yeah, a little bit. Okay. So he went to, he has a grandchild born in the Netherlands, born in Holland. And he was like, you know how in America when you sit on the ice for three hours? They have to like compensate you or take you back to the yeah. He's like they don't fucking have that rule in Holland like that's how he started his like check in for the week.

He's like we sat on the tarmac for six fucking hours. Oh. Oh. Which like I would just just now like just like recently. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I do. I would I would I would I would genuinely consider like eating my own butt. Yeah, the most I've done was four when we had to go. Oh, you froze. To Syracuse, but yeah, six hours. You froze. I'm turning my, I'm coming off.

I came off. I'm here. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. I'm going to smell my holes. Your shipholes? My ship holes? Yeah.

So how to go for you? Flutes are fun. Yeah, no, I mean, I have had some pretty, I've told this story before, but I was coming back from birthright, sorry. and and I it's a 12 hour flight from Tel Aviv to JFK that is not how that flight went we spent two hours of the tarmac with me in a middle seat and God bless the flight attendant the wood good Israeli who kept bringing around wine because she was like she's like are you okay and I was like yeah I'm just

like my companion my friend at the time abandoned me and she took a she booked the lights. She's like, I'm taking the aisle seat. I was like, you piece of shit. Like, I'm like, I get that you're like five, nine, but you're also like, that's still four or five inches shorter than me. So like, you should have to take the middle. So I took the middle a bunch of smelly Orthodox. And, uh, and I know, I can be anti-Semitic. I can be anti-Semitic. They're all fucking garbage people. Orthodox Jews, Harrahem, deemed garbage people. I can say that. Leave that in. and so she she kept bringing me wine like on a clock like every 45 minutes she would come around and be like do you want some mine and I'd be like yes fucking obviously I want some wine

and by the time we got to the airport it was like by the time we landed at JFK it was like 6 a.m and I was just like staggeringly like New Orleans drug oh I mean that's that's that's that's like that's one way to tolerate it I mean it's it's it's it's a bismal air travel it's getting worse I mean yeah it sucks you we all deserve it

for taking the plane no no no no we all deserve it I mean you deserve it I don't deserve it I don't deserve it shall be taking ships

or some sort of intercontinental train mm-hmm mm-hmm I had to sit next to one of your friends I sent you the picture and you say that tell him I hate him

I did not do that I love our group chat. Yeah, but he did have a pillow next to me, so we weren't accidentally gay. You know, you touch you touch a thigh, you know, the thing or two happens. You know, you're gay, though. I, I will say, I used to live when I lived in West Philly. I lived in a house at 42nd and Sansom. And we lived next to Penn's Chabad Rabbi. And it was wildly entertaining because he was just like, I told the story. I know I have. I think you have. Yeah. But like,

he came back one time. It was just like, so we got into like a, not even a theological debate. He was just like, no, like, I don't really think God's real. And I was like, what? Buddy, you of all people. Like, as a man of the cloth. Yeah. It's like 3 a.m.

Ross and I ripped on Natty bow. Yeah. That's, that's, uh, yeah, it's tough, man. More honesty from the clergy about that. It's tough, man. I, I had a, flight back from fucking Disney World

I just sucked ass and it was just like not to be classest but I'm gonna be classest I don't fly Frontier for a fucking reason I fly American because I live in Philadelphia right and I fly often to goddamn Disney World

because I am married to a tyrant a tyranty if you will Tyranny if you prefer uh thank you she'll never listen to this she's like why do you still record that I like because I like my friend Tom Oh did you cut out

No you froze Oh Oh wait wait So you dropped You said Tyrone and then you started saying something And then And then what was it And then you said the end

Which was why do you still record it? Oh my God you're freezing constantly on me Hang on you're gonna we're gonna drop Hang on I gotta quit all my web applications Oh I'm torrenting That's why hang on please what a what a fucking shock that shut up are doing this

I don't come to your house tell you what to do I mean who's stopping you that's right all right you were saying your story I'm sorry please go ahead um you were flying out of shit pole shit hole yeah yeah oh yeah so so so uh I love when I'm in the hour in the air

I get the notification that we like were attacking Venezuela and what was running through my mind is I'm in scramble distance for for Russian interceptors. That's a real half geek shit. I like that. Yeah, yeah. And so there was also, and I had read read this that morning, there was like a tanker, like an oil tanker that was trying to make its way back to Russia and it had turned off its transponder. It was like dodging the Coast Guard.

And we literally flew over it. How do you dodge? Coast Guard is my question. Your oil tankers are pretty big. Yeah, they turned the transponder off. I don't know if they spoof the transponder and tricked it or something like that. But yeah, they fucking pulled. They did like a master commander. They made like a fake ship in the night and turned off their lights. I guess if you're at night, you turn off your lights. You turn off your transponder, but they have radar. I don't know. I don't know. Coast Guard is not really the fucking guy you send to chase an oil tanker in the deep ocean. Right. That's not the guy that's the natueral ships, right.

Yeah. So I send the fucking coast guard. Actually, if I was a coasting captain charged, I'd be like, yeah, I guess try and find it if we don't find it. It's like, you know, I signed up for this to save people, you know, so. Right. Yeah. So I flew back from Disney.

Okay. Yeah. I was surrounded by a woman who was treating her at least 18-year-old son as if he were like a toddler and he was sitting two rows two rows behind her she was a row ahead of me he was real behind me but i felt bad for him because a his mother was like did you do you have your air pods and your phone and everything and then there were two guys he was in the middle seat and he was about my height so i felt bad two guys were together talking over him with him in the middle you know what i mean like one in the one in the aisle one in the window yes and i was like this poor

a guy like if I'm if I'm if I'm him I'm pulling the slide dude yeah be like guys can we can we one of us fucking swap yeah just put yeah you guys want to talk so bad you get we're for fucking change like put me in the window please do you prefer window or aisle uh I I a man of my size and in in in bladder those calves baby oh yeah it it's probably better for me to be in the aisle I'm more comfortable in the aisle, but I do enjoy having the window more. I like the window so I can lead my head against something and sleep. I don't sleep on planes anyway, but I do like, well, I get drunk before I go on flights. No, I don't get too drunk. I get the, because I'll have to pee three times

before the plane take off. I just just kiss my pants. Oh, well, I mean, go in the suit. You get that too. We had, we had, we had a, we had a, we're really avoiding fed potting. There was a, there was a, there was a two-year-old brat behind me crying the whole fucking flight. Just pull a gun? Well, I mean, I had to check it. I had to check it. That's a shame. Fucking Dutch, fucking Dutch. They

speak, he speaks English better than we do. I swear to God. Embarrassing. It is embarrassing. The fucking guy, not the gay agent, the luggage guy, he just starts talking to be in Dutch.

after we've we've had this whole conversation right in english about our bags and then he pulls our board you know he prints the boarding passes and he's like start saying shit in dutch at me lots of chas and uh oh god and me that activates a sleeper response i think when i start talking about mandatory Palestine right right um yeah he the guy to hit the and then uh he looks it up at us and he's like Oh, I was, you know, speaking in Dutch. And he just goes like this. This is his face.

Let me start over in English this time. All right, motherfucker. I was like, I was like, listen, it took about eight words before I realized. War of liberation. I sort of, I knew what you were saying. You were pointing to it. I've been on a flame before. You were telling me how to get to the gate.

So I have a funny story. I have pre-check normally, but I changed my name. Pre-check did not goddamn carry over with the name change. So there I was in MCO like a peasant in the normal-ass security line. My wife, 30 minutes before me, the guy had to feel up my dick. It was miserable. Hey, really? Yeah, he's like, oh, you set off the center.

I was like, all right. He's like, do you want me to take you to a private room? I was like, absolutely not. We're going to do this right here. And he goes, are you sure? And I'm like, yeah, grope me. And I said, I said those words. I was like, yeah, grope me.

And he goes, I wish, and I think he said verbatim, I wish you wouldn't say that. He's like, no, man, no. He doesn't do it either. No, fuck you. You work for the TSA. I have no sympathy for you. You have no business existing. Well, speaking to TSA, so I have global entry.

Motherfucker. Yeah, I passed that interview. And so, you know, they just, now they, It's all facial recognition. Right, of course. There's nothing, there's nothing to do. Like, I can't do in Europe, they don't even give you, like the, well, they say they delete your data. They don't.

In the United States, you have to ask. Right. Of course, they don't. Right. So, so, I don't even escape my fucking passport. They just do, take my fucking picture. Yeah. And, uh, we said this in the group chat, but, um, the most annoyed blonde woman.

Ever, like, welcome back to America. Here's, here's, here's an alien blonde. So kind of Liam coated. With her, with her hair in a bun so sharp is pulling her eyebrows back. Oh, I like that. That's what I was thinking. I was talking to her. I was like, oh, she's going to be, we please be.

Oh, please be mean to me. And she's like, name. Oh, you know. All right, you're good. It's like, listen, listen. lady. That's a Patty from Port Richmond. Yeah. Like, like, no, I wish it was

Patty for Port Richmond, because Patty from Port Richmond would have, I would have gotten a smile out of Patty because I would have been like, all right? Yo, Goveridge, right? Yeah. No, no, just miserable, fucking and like, you get paid like what? What does TSA you get paid like 80 grand? No. Less? Way, way, way, way, way, way, way.

Way, way less. Starting pay is 60 grand a year. Was it TSA or is it CBP? TSA. You're talking like 40 a year maybe. Is it? Yeah. I guess it's a low end.

Mm-hmm. All right. So either way, you're a TSA agent, so I have no sympathy for you. You have no business existing, right? Yeah. Like, dude, your job's to stand there and, like, match my picture to my name. Also, like, okay. Do you know what the, so my thing is, like, I am not, I am very sympathetic to people who work in customer service.

That is a customer service. That is a public base your job. I very much am. I very much am as someone who works. What is essentially customer service for old people, I get it. But I have said this before. I'll say it again. I pay taxes.

Your job is to be nice to me. The deal we cut is that I pay my taxes on time. And if I'm, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, whatever, go missing in a foreign nation or whatever, you come and get me. And I want a seat on the helicopter. I don't, I don't want to stand. I want a seat on the helicopter. Your job as a federal employee is to be nice to me. Especially that I just got off of flight.

I just, I took a dump. I had to, I had to clean them. My doo-do ass in a two and a half by three by five. Cell. That's dirty. I'm going to throw out my pants that touch the bottom of the fucking door. Oh, the floor of a fucking bathroom at the end of the flight. Jesus Christ.

I will say I have miraculous luck with, with, I do believe this, that all federal employees are obligated to be nice to me. But I have terrific luck with that. Because I think people are just like, oh, here comes this big bumbling, oh, He's probably of no concern. I usually get, I usually get, I'm going to say this or I'm going to cut. I could cut this.

There's a certain type. I have a way, there's a certain type of woman that, that, if I get that, dark hair women. Uh, usually,

uh, black women really, uh, like me, usually. So, me too. A black woman called me love today on a phone call.

They could be miserable and hate everyone else, but they see me and I'm real friendly to them. That's how I, how their morning's going. That's how I, the post office in Kensington where the PO boxes. Yes. Where the PO boxes.

Those, A, those women run that post office like this the goddamn United States Navy. And B, they're always like happy shit. They're like, oh, your packages are around the side dear.

And I'm like, what the, why are you being nice to me? Yeah. Thank you. It's, yeah. It's,

they get me carts and shit. It's real nice. It's a vibe I give off. I don't know. Yeah. I, I, oh,

where was I going with this? I do pretty well with service workers in general. Yeah. Just because I'm not a douchebag. Yeah. By and large. But I do think I give off the like bumbling oath. This man doesn't know what he's doing.

We should be nice to the big baby. Yeah. Like it's very rare that I get a like, I get someone. And I'm talking, I'm not talking state or local employees. Although I do have very good luck with Philadelphia City employees. Federal employees by and large are always are always not. nice to me. Also,

house are like white guys. We are white guys. Yeah. Yeah, I'm aware of that. And I, and I, I'm just like, I'm visibly anxious doing anything.

Yeah. I just, every time I'm like, I get on the plane, I get to the airport in Europe. I never feel any, like, like the workers is Shippel,

we're nice. Right. The workers of Shannon are always nice. Yes. Charles de Gaulle I'm gonna talk about that oh they hate you They're also French They're French

My favorite thing was I was Italian are usually pretty chill Yeah Italians Italians are the only people in Europe Who are universally pleased To see Americans by and large I will sail on that last Yeah exactly

Unless you're Italian American I think they might give them more shit Yeah but they're like If you're just like So I'm not like So I was in Italy Briefly last April And

the woman was just like oh come into my cafe and we were like yeah we need coffee and then she was like here's booze and we were like oh lady it's it's like 1045 in the morning but I'm on vacation I'm gonna fuck uh my my favorite government interaction story was when I was dealing with LL when I was on birthright sorry and uh I went to Turkey which I mentioned oh yeah and I came back and they interrogated the fuck out of us and they were like like, okay, so you were there with your wife? And I was like, nope. And they were like, okay, so you were there with your girlfriend?

I was like, still no. And they were like, what? I was like, what? And we just stared at each other for a good 45 seconds. I was like, she's my friend. And he goes, so you're in Turkey with a friend. Like, it kind of broke in English. And I was like, yes.

And he goes, you could do the accent, Liam. You're allowed to do the accent. Oh, you're in Turkey with a friend. Yeah. And I was like, yes. He goes, why? great fucking question dude I don't know either

I don't know man they're like nicer than you I was I was in Istanbul I was at the state museum and a guy I think thought I was Muslim because of my beard A beard yeah And pulled me aside to be like

It like Turkey It's the same rules as the Vatican Right you gotta cover the shoulders Like long flowing Whatever and I was You know it's a state museum I'm respectful This was kind of before Erdogan

Totally went off the fucking deep end. And I'm farting. So I'm pausing. And he was like, come here, come here. And I'm like, what's up? And he goes, this is the prophet's beard.

Like the state museum in Istanbul has what they claim to be Muhammad's beard or parts of it. And I go, and I get the first words out of my mouth. Or of course, piece me upon him. And the guy, I watched him be like, is he sarcastic? And I was like, I wasn't trying to be. Yeah. And he was like, are you Muslim?

And I was like, nope. Exact literal opposite, actually. Yeah. Not exact literal opposite. Yeah, actually, they kind of cribbed a lot for you guys. Stop stealing. Listen, you guys, they stole some shit from you guys. Israeli stole hummus.

You know, it's a, oh, speaking of Israeli stealing things. So, so Israel. So I repeat myself. So when we were in. The worst goddamn people on the planet, dude. So when we were in Amsterdam, we were looking for lunch after we went to the Van Rhoch Museum. Where you cried. I had the whole back tears.

Hey, that was not mocking. I just, I thought it was. I said that to humanize you, not to condemn you. And, well, you know, when you go through through his life and it's a very well curated, you know, museum and the tour, the guide, the audio guides that give you were actually really, really good. and you get to his suicide. And they actually ask you, hey, do you want to hear about it or not? If you don't want to hear about it, that's fine. It's like an extra click.

And like, you know, I want to hear about it. You know, they also say, give you resources. Stuff like if this affects you, if you're feeling this way. Like, I think it's like they handle it very well. Poignantly and delicately and but like respectfully, sure. Yeah. And so after that, we're going to go get something to eat. And my wife sees, oh, this place has, has, I think it's Egyptian because they have, they have full.

And, all right, let's go over to there. And we go to this place and we get in line. And she's like, wait, look at the cans. And they're in Hebrew. I was like, well, let's just look for a second. Let's look for a second. And like, it's very obvious. It's all Hebrew.

It's subtle. it's oh they had a couple things they had a couple things to Arabic too um but then we like I was like all right let me use their bathroom and because I had to go use their bathroom you pee a lot hey listen man you got to go you got to go and uh I think I shit my pants by the way yeah yeah farted it yeah oh thankfully thankfully we can't smell each other yet yeah we don't have smell a vision the technology's yet to be invented yeah gone so so you use their user is a Right. Yeah. And she's like, oh, my God. She's like, no, I looked it up. It's, it's, it's Israeli. I was like, we'll just bounce.

We'll just like, you know. So I knocked everything over my way out. Yeah, no. We leave. And she did, after we get out of like yelling this, it's like hearing this. And she's just like, they fucking took fool too. That's Egyptian. That's a first time. That's a first. So it's like they're coming for everything. They're coming for everything. What's next? I don't know. I well that that's that's good news to transition into uh I'm releasing the poison pill episodes well there's your problem yeah yeah you know the poison pill episodes there where you have each other's dark secrets no the atomic bombings were justified and Israel is good actually

don't clip those don't clip that oh oh oh that's really tempting if you not to drop those at the end of the episode those poison pill episodes um we've already made that joke well there's your problem so it's fun. Oh, I have a funny story since we're just, we're trying to avoid the obvious rage posting. It says hell world. Yeah. In the news section. So,

my sister-in-law, Kay McGrath, who is lovely and sweet, got dinner with one of her friends. And that friend's mom. In addition, there was a person who will remain unnamed.

Uh-oh. Well, they're all Remain done name except for Kaylee Just because I don't give a shit And I don't care to name them Uh You're right there Yeah, just water went down the room

Right. Chokely Carmichael Uh Uh Hey You really can't abuse yourself with that one Still that one Still that one

My entire sense of hero is just Archer Uh So the friend, friend of a friend, was talking to Kay and was like, and Kaylee was like, hey, what did you for work? And this person's like, oh, I work in an engineering firm. But I do like, I'm not an engineer. Like I do paperwork and logistical stuff, right? But I'm not an engineer. And they were like, oh, there's this podcast.

And I think the, like, I think the hosts live in West Philly. and Kaylee was relaying this to us and was like, I felt my entire body clench in fear. And the friend keeps going and it's like, yeah, there's this guy, Roz and Kayla was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And kept going and, like, turns out this person's like a super fan. Oh, no. Or, like, just a really big fan.

Like, really, really likes the podcast. And Kaylee was like, I had to explain, like, to me and my wife, we had to explain how I know you. And I was like, what to mean, how are you? I, like, I'm your brother-in-law. We're now, we're tied up in each other's affairs. Right. Yeah.

So if you're listening, Ashley, I think that's their name. Hello. Thank you for checking out the spin-off. Yeah, for the much younger, the much, not younger, the much tinier brother. I got to send you the Patreon money to remind me because I totally forgot. Yes. Yes. I couldn't buy weed in Amsterdam because of that.

Just kidding. just kidding. I wasn't going to buy weed in the Amsterdam anyway because it's a fucking rip-off. $20 a gram for cheap for shit. For bad.

Yeah, you just go across the river. Not you because you can't. Dude, what about like weed guy paradise? Just the stores. It's like family first and it's got like it's in the godfather fund. What the fuck is this?

This is so fucking dumb. This is like all the weed guys I make fun of. like yeah man it's like the fucking government weed dude you you you cuss yeah oh oh oh just those guys i don't know a weed guy um yeah it's it and you can't get and i i don't smoke so like i would get edibles and apparently you can't buy real edibles in amsterdam uh it's a great it's even grayer area because you have to it's a derivative product and it's already technically illegal anyway Whatever. It's a manufactured thing.

Because they have food safety laws, they would have to do all this other shit. Like, okay, you know what? I was only there for four days. Did you go to Bruch? I did go to Bruch. Do you like it? I know it's in Belgium. Yeah.

I know it's in Belgium. I've been to Bruch. That's the fucking... Oh, I, damn it. Yes. It's like a fucking fairy tale. It's beating its dick against the microphone. Oh, it's like a tube of tennis balls hanging down there.

Yeah. That's not that great, dude. Bruges is nice. Bruges is nice. It is incredibly over-touristed, though. Oh, yeah. Like, legitimate way to the point where it's... It's like Venice.

No, funny you say that. So the tour guy, we went on our early tour, and the tour guy, she's very, very intelligent. I think she was like an art architecture. Like, she was a steward of architecture. Art background, right, sure, but background, right. But actually, like, knew her shit. Like she was describing different styles and me.

You know, I know a little bit. She made me feel like I was a fucking hack. You are fraud. You are hack fraud. If you use Gothic and Neo Gothic. That. Oh, no, she was like, oh, they're completely different. This is Gothic.

That's a new gothic. That's the difference of 400 years. I was like, yeah. I just thought they were connected. No, not at all. What are you? In the same building, you know. Nope.

But she said, yeah, they get the same number of tourists per capita that Venice does. Oh. So, yeah. That's too many. 23 for every, 23 for every resident per day. Venice is nice. I don't know. I liked Venice.

I still haven't been to Venice, but. I liked Venice. I am much more about it, despite the tourism, but. Yeah, dude, like, I mean, I like Paris, the most disgusting place in the universe. That's still on the list, but the- I love Paris.

I, listen, you, when you go to Paris, let me know. Yeah, yeah, we will, we will, we will very, I will, I'm trying to hit all the major. Paris and London are still London I you know obviously beef with the English notwithstanding I think London is

the coolest place I've been to in terms of just like yeah the feeling of I could stay here for years and not see everything yeah I mean I felt I've I mean Amsterdam obviously is not as big right but I felt like I needed like another week at least yeah I then like

it was just like it's just like a chill city yeah I really liked London I was there with my dad a few years ago. And I really liked, we went to, oh my God, Stanley Gibbons. They make stamp catalogs. And their physical, my dad collects stamps. And their physical, like, shop is in London. And I don't know if it's called Stanley Gibbons.

It's either Stanley or Gibbons or Stanley or Gibbons Stanley. But they have a stamp, like catalog shop. I went to Harrods with my dad and then went to the stamp collecting store with my dad and he was just like a kid in a toy store it was very sweet. He was just like,

oh, look at all these. Look at these. Oh, my gosh. I wonder they have any Russian ones from when they were communist. The,

yeah, yeah, no, I definitely, but yeah, I just want to see. Stanley Gibbons, Stanley Gibbons,

Ball, ones. Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. So Bruges, I would recommend that if you do go, basically do stuff. Oh, they're still in London.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Awesome. It's a strait already. Wow, that was bad.

That was hideous. That was. They're at the strained order. Wow. I can't. It's the Dutch day. They've ruined it. They've ruined it for me.

I was able to do the Dutch accent a little bit now. I'm losing it again. I haven't I have well I was there I could do it sure you could yeah let's hear motherfucker the hush I was staying by wayst per plane waste per waste per plane it's the London Transit Transit Museum which is very cool

yeah I wanted to go yeah I really liked London but uh go ahead I was good I was going to mention some of the recommendation for Bruges go do your tour of shit in the morning then go back to your hotel, do something, and take a nap, until five, six, seven,

and then go walk around at night, because actually it's really, really pretty at night. And it's so, you can walk from one side to the other in 30 minutes. It's tiny as hell. And I also, like, there's some good beer bars. You know what? I really didn't like. There was only one place in the entire trip.

There's only one bar I actually enjoy. enjoyed intending. And it was not the one I was sending you pictures of. That place had really good beer. But they were very, very surly. Whereas I went to a place in Amsterdam, was the Gowellum or something like that. They were very chill. They were like, you know, you can talk to the bartender.

They don't have that sort of banter that you do, you get in, in the UK or Ireland, where you actually just go to the bar and, like, talk to the bartender and have like, and then like you meet all you talk to all sorts of other people they don't really have that culture it does you can find it but it's not the prevalent culture it's not in there I like that yeah I like that a lot it's it's it's it's different yeah different uh they're very dramatic people different yeah it's yeah the the only reason you could tolerate anyone in the UK or in Ireland is because the Celtic I I will say I was in viviality cover I was in Paris with my dad. And two things. I know I told the story, but we went to Dublin, London, and Paris in eight days, which was a brutal itinerary. And at the end of the trip, we were in Paris.

And my dad looks around. We're near the loom. My dad looks around. It goes, I'm going to sound real fucking stupid. But this looks an awful lot like Montreal. all. We came all the way over here. We're not going to have got this.

We have a 14-hour drive. We have Paris at home. And that. We have Barry. Uh, that and, oh, what was it?

I forgot the other thing. All right. You want to finally talk about sports. You went to the intro. Hello. 34 minutes in. This is a record. Listeners,

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but it was a nice little conversation. So you can go listen to that. So, so fuck, man, dude. News bullet number one, hell world. Yeah. Take care of each other. Yeah. Solidarity with each other.

No solidarity with the state. No solidarity with fascists. Oh, shit. Sorry. 35, 20 in or so. Yep. The fucking Vance is like, we're going to start sending ice door to door. that's not going to end well, man.

Yeah, one of you is going to catch a round of the face. Do they really, like, is this is what I keep saying? Well, they want an excuse to do the Insurrection Act. Yeah, they do. Okay. And, and then what? What's the next step there? What are they going to do?

You keep pushing. You're going to get more resistance. Right. So my personal piece. I can't wait to vote personally. Yeah. I'm going to vote so hard next time. I really hope this Democrat doesn't change

and to become a Republican light, you know. A fetterman. The stroke should have killed you, bud. Really, really. He did say he's going to, he's voting for the war powers restriction, which I was like, okay, great, broken clock. All right.

I just, having the Maduro thing happened, which criminal, criminal gangster nation, bullshit. absolutely fucking embarrassing you know now saber rattling at Greenland it's the Danes come on man they're in NATO

they're in NATO dude you're like seriously this is like some some fucking acceleration this is a dream talking about like the third world this man I don't know they never expected the Imperial Corps to devour itself um

and a mother named a Renee Nicole Good was killed by fascist-iced agent. Jonathan Ross, that's his name. Yeah. Yesterday and very clearly, obviously, the woman was not trying to hit the guy.

Anyone who says he is, is lying. Yeah, exactly. That's a lie. Cold, cold blood of murder, four shots to the face. And, you know,

of course it takes like a, you know, sort of like an innocent white mom to be the one sort of galvanizes this whatever it takes, man, like to get people, you know,

if you're going out to protest, be safe, don't wear clothes that leave your phone or home if you can or get a burner or something like that, don't use it. Just don't text fucking shit on open channels, you know, and nothing is defense against a screenshot. They do use stingrays at these places

intercept your cell conversations. just like you're going to have to be like how we were when we were younger I'm a little older than you but you are you're like what 42?

Yeah, 4002 I'm like 420 already and you should imagine the fucking weed we smoked back in 1606 smoking smoking that fucking

dude the Dutch masters You know those Dutch masters Fuckin Blunts? Dude, they were making They were rolling the finest joints The Dutch Masters was back in the day, man, they got that shit straight from Ganja.

Uh-huh. Go back. Make plans to meet at a certain spot like before you leave with a contingency. If your adults see you by this time, all right, I'm heading to this place. That's what you do.

that's that's how you that's how you figure it out you can actually believe it or not Liam you can go somewhere without your phone you can do that you won't die yeah you can you can use you know but yeah obviously and like take care of yourself think about joining your local leftist organization and and learn to shoot if you feel comfortable doing it if you feel comfortable doing it or do first aid or any other sort of community things that you can do um learn how to use a radio, learn how to, I don't know,

do electronics, any sort of things that are... Right. Would help if certain things are not allowed. Time and time again, the technology dominance, the United States government has been proven

to be useless in the face of people passing messages with paper riding bicycles. Sneaker net, yes. Yeah. That's how the, actually, what's a really interesting read is the South African, the African National Congress's like guide to, it's, it's from like the 80s. It's a guide to avoid, it's guide to counter surveillance.

Right. But it's like genuine, like, yeah, you have people riding bicycles. You're wearing a, you're wearing a sunglasses, face mask, whatever, like, and you can pass messages. Like, my word to out. Yes. Yeah. And there's. no, besides interception, there's no way to stop that.

Right, exactly. Just think about this kind of stuff. I, you know, a lot of people are getting, obviously, it's very easy to get upset about this. You know, I think we're both pretty upset about it. I had trouble falling asleep last night over it. It is what it is. You know, you can't change anything like that's happened in the past, but you can't focus about what you can do now.

to better yourself, to be prepared. In case shit kicks off, I don't think that's going to go that far, but I also didn't think that we were going to get that fucking Nicholas Maduro. Yeah, exactly. I don't know. I don't know, man. We're going to talk about sports?

Yeah. I guess. The NFL playoffs are upon us. Yeah. Eagles play the Niners this Sunday, 430. We will win this game. I think we'll win too. We'll win this game.

And then we will promptly get our buttholes imploded in the next round. Yeah. We've been saying divisional round is the ceiling all year. Yeah. I mean, I think it's possibly make it to the championship, but lose. Yeah. I think the Bears are going to beat the Packers. I think what's your own?

You know the Bears haven't beat the Packers in the playoffs since the week after Pearl Harbor happened? Oh, shit, really? Yeah. Well, it's been a lot of firsts. They've only met in the playoffs like two times, though. Which is crazy. Bears are home. It's really good.

They're really good this year. Yeah. Might be. Who knows? I have a saw. We've talked about this week. I have a soft spot for the Bears. Yeah, me too.

And sorry, Packers fans. Oh, yeah, which we know that some of you are here. Yeah. You're all bastards. What? Rams are playing the Panthers. Yeah. The Panthers did beat the Rams.

this year. Yeah. And then if the Rams win, they did, I think they split their games against Seattle this year. Yeah. So the NFC, the NFC is the better conference this year and the stronger conference.

So I could, I could see the Rams. I could see the NFC being Rams Eagles. I could see it. Rams Eagles, Seahawks Eagles. Yeah. Yeah. I think that.

That's entirely possible. Eagles, Eagles have the three seed. Who's two seed bears? Yes. If we play the bears, they get it? Yes, I believe so. All right, yeah.

That'd be, that'd be a good game. That would be a good game. Hang on one second, I'm looking. I'm looking. Oh, I think they have the two seed. Yeah, we play the winner of Bears Packers. Yeah. Because the Seahawks play the winner.

No, the Seahawks play the winner. the lowest remaining seed. Oh, it's reseated. Yeah. So if the Packers beat the Bears, the seed. The winner of Rams. Then we play the winner of Rams Panthers.

Gotcha. Okay, that makes sense. And over on the AFC side. It's real weird, man. It's weird. Jags, Bill's is going to be fun as hell. Yeah, that's going to be. The Patriots Chargers is going to be weird.

Broncos have the buy. I'm honestly, like, I don't really give a shit about the Steelers, Texans game. I think that's going to be slop bowl. Yeah. I'm really intrigued by Jags Bells. I think that that's going to be, like, fun as hell, weird as hell. With, like, Trevor Lawrence is playing the best ball of his career. Josh Allen is Josh Allen.

I think it's going to be goofy and strange and very fun. And it's at, it's at, it's at, it's at, uh, yeah, it should be. Yes, it should be, yeah, no, this bill's in the 60s. So it should be at the Jags, yeah. Yeah, it should be at the Jags, yeah. Uh, I, I think a, uh, a Bill's Eagle Super Bowl, we've been wishing for, you know, obviously Eagle Steelers Super Bowl would be cool. Um, Eagle Steelers Super Bowl would be cool.

I would, I would be very interested. Of all the, like, Eagles Patriots would be like, interesting, but like, not especially compelling. Yeah. Of all the games I feel like would be really fucking funny, Texan's Eagle Super Bowl or Chargers Eagle Super Bowl. That's such a weird matchup. With like, like, I, I, I, Texans Eagle Super Bowl.

Uh, to avenge. I have no fee. That would be another boring Super Bowl. I have no fear that we would win. The Texans defense is nasty though. Yeah. But that's why I'm rooting for the Chargers to make it through. Yeah, yeah

The AFC's real weird this year And it's been some shakeos What's his name? Baltimore's coach Harbo Harbo Harbo Harbo yeah Harbo Harbo Harbo

Yeah Harbo dude Natty Harbo Natty Harbo Natty Harbo Natty Harbo Um He's he's I had not realized he'd been there that long

18 years man 18 fucking years Yeah, that's a long ass time, man. Is that the current, was that the current longest tenured head coach? It would have had to be, yeah. Yeah, because I think what Andy Reid would be up there. Tomlin. Tomlin, yeah.

Tomlin's been there, maybe 18 years now. Maybe a little less. Okay. Longest tenured NFL coaches. Has Tomlin been there that long? Tomlin is the current one. Tomlin is 19 years. So Tomlin already had the record.

Not the record, but the current... I didn't realize he's been there. Dude, he's been fucking head coach of the fucking Steelers since I... Since 2007. And then it's Reed. I was 19. All right.

Here we got. Ready? We're going to do all of these. Okay. Steeler. So Tomlin Reed, Shaw McDermott of the Bills. Shaw McVeigh of the Rams.

Kyle Shanahan of the Niners. Zach Taylor of the Bengals Matt Lafleur of the Packers Dan Campbell of the Lions Siriani They're both 2021 Kevin O'Connell and Todd Bowles Of the

Vikings and Bucks Respectfully Sean Peyton Domingo Ryans Stain Stike is a Stichin Or Stitchin of the Colts Former Eagles O'SA Steachin I think right

Yeah then Dave Canales Jim Harbaugh, Mike McDonald, Dan Quinn, they're all the class of 24, and then Ben Johnson, Brian Shottie for the Cowboys, Liam Cohn of the Jags, Mike Vrable for the Pats, Kellan Moore for the Saints. I love that Kellyn Moore's on the list of current NFL head coaches. Kellyn Moore pictures him as the Lions quarterback.

This is so fucking funny. And then the Cardinals, Falcons, Ravens, Browns, Raiders, and dolphins are all vacant. Yeah. So I want to say something real quick. Yes. My beloved wife believes that the dolphins fired Mike McDaniels who stunk. Yeah.

And how he handled the Tua. Who is, yeah, awful. And the Ravens want to hire him. Yeah, that's insane. That's what I said. And she's like, I can't wait to go. gloat and be right. And I was and I'm marking it in the sand right now. So when

they, when he gets retrod as an offensive coordinator, Mike McDaniels does, that she can shove her face in it. They call my wife Stinky Rennie. There's people saying it. People are saying it online. Yeah. People are saying it on TikTok.

I'm seeing it on like Reddit but also like Bleacher reporting shit. Oh my God. Yeah, and I hope so. No, don't do that to our. Beloved Ravens. Yeah. Our friends down south.

We both have a soft spot for the Ravens. We do. Yeah, I would love a Baltimore or Philly. That being the final in any sport I would enjoy. Yeah, I would love a Ravens Eagle Super Bowl. Yeah. So speaking of like the NFL and horrible things too, Stefan Diggs, I did not realize this until today that he like choked out his fucking,

personal chef yes all right yeah explain how cardi B is of all of the miss uh yeah they're having a child together or have had a child together and uh they're in a relationship but what what's why is this why is she coming up in this she has shared an alleged text from a woman who claims stephan digs assaulted her the alleged victim a woman who worked to stepvan's personal stuff accused the football star strangled her during her or on her bed and carty B has now shared a text okay uh is that it

okay sure to text okay hang on okay the singer's response shared alongside the text on X said

not once has that woman said anything to me about being touched all caps not once mind you we was talking every single day until she left that house

and she all caps just wrote me this ellipsis but I'm going to let the courts handle shit and when it gets handled I want all

y'all talking shit on your fucking knees with apologies just as loud as the way y'all been harassing over a lie ellipsis and i put that on my tomb of those salt in the name of the lord that's how confident i am okay the text itself allegedly reads this this tweet has been deleted i'm so sorry i can't talk to you i didn't say that especially in the way it was written please contact my mediator and she will answer anything you need to know but only in person and confidently shouldn't be playing football

CT is a hell of the thing and if you're already an asshole makes you a worse asshole yeah exactly and speaking of assholes Rashih Rishie Rish 5145 Yeah so

and the the fucking Chiefs knew Yeah of course they did This is not the first time an Andy read an any read lead team has done this he loves giving guy second chances i think a little too much i i will say i will say it's starting to become a pattern here about about any rid he is one of the only coaches in football that will give in a predominantly black sport black players second chance but as i've said a million times did mike vic deserve a second chance yes did he deserve it

playing professional football, absolutely the fuck not. That is my template for this. Does Rishu Rice deserve a second chance in life? Sure. Does he deserve it playing professional football? Fuck, no, he does not. Andy Reid is a Mormon. I do not respect Mormons. I don't believe in their alien god mumbo jumbo nonsense.

They're false linguistics. BYU, we need to BUI. Some drugs. Oh, what's that from? I don't want to talk about it. Oh, boy. Is that from Pokemon? No.

Okay. Book of Mormon, by the way, interesting play. In hindsight, didn't need the whole Africa thing. They're going to do what they're going to do, man. Yeah. So talking about Rishi Rice, by the way, domestic assault allegations.

Yeah. Pretty grotesque. Also, he did plead guilty to stop saying, pleaded. He pled. Guilty. We have two ways of doing verbs in this language and one of them.

Gifted. Yeah. Yeah. I will not see a strong verb demote it to a weak verb as far as I can help it. He was also driving

really fast and being aggressive. Yeah, he's a he's a fuck face. Yeah, he's not a great. guy. And fucking Travis Kelsey

wearing free for shirt. Yeah. Truly gross. Important too. Yeah, it's okay. All right, man. Why does Boba Fett on here?

Oh, Boba Bichette is possibly going to be signed by the Phillies. Yeah, I saw that he's going to have a meeting with the team. Yes. Boba Shett. I know someone who saw his penis when he was a baby.

That's great. Moving on swiftly. He's Brazilian for some reason. He's not. His mother's Brazilian, but he's named after Bo Jackson. I'm just thinking, like, are you implying that when he was a baby, he had like a fucking just, we have double-length diapers here for this because he's Brazilian. No, no, no, no.

I just want us to get a good short stop. Oh, I'm like, this, this I'm going to have to cut. All right, now that there's a break, we can, we could, I think he moves. If we sign him, he plays third. You think so? Yeah. They have actually had talked about him fitting in better at profile, like, like playing better defensively, his abilities being better at third.

Trey's not like the world's greatest shortstop either, though. No, I don't think Trey's going to move the third. I don't think they do call him Stinky Turner. Yeah, so I think you would move Bichette. I hope we get Bichette, man. That would be, that would be nasty. I'd be fun. Another speedster too.

That means Bones moving. Yeah, it does. And J.T. is going, too. That means, yeah, we're not bringing J.T. back. Am I, am I too? I mean, yeah, he's a good defensive catcher. He's a good catcher. Mershahn is offensive liability.

Garry sucks his puke. I don't think, I don't think Raphail Mershahn was at January 6th. And JT is hard right. Yes. He's not regular. conservative. He is hard right. That's my favorite thing.

He's going to run for like fucking office at some point. Yeah, I know. I do quite like. Matt's text, I can't wait to watch baseball if my favorite sport where everyone is autistic and also Hitler. Yes, that's what makes it fun. Yeah, that's it.

That's, it's, it really is, it really is such a great sport for autism. It's all the numbers and. I like the RFK Jr. Like, oh, can you believe that they'll never get to play baseball or do anything? Yeah.

It's just like, you, motherfucker, you ever see a relief pitcher? Let's see. They're about two-thirds of pilots. There are, yeah, almost every pitcher and a good half of the catching staff. Who's the insane pitcher on the Braves? I know that does not narrow it down. Not Spencer Strider. The really nutty one.

Is he a starter or really? He is a starter. Who am I thinking of? all right Braves baseball Chris sale oh yeah yeah

oh yeah for sure yeah you want to talk about autism oh for you um I'm gonna break my hand I just fucking healed because I got mad

I got blown up at a fucking rehab uh rehab um I really blow what is he the insane thing he does

um oh where he cut up his white socks jersey because he was mad at the altz Oh, yeah, speaking of psychos, so Matt Strom, like Matt Strom has baseball card autism, by the way. Yeah, of course it does. He apparently said that the Phillies, he didn't think the Phillies were structured enough. And the Royals are a more structured team.

Something to that effect. He might be a bit of like a locker room, not cancer, but just kind of like annoying. What it might seem like? He was born in North Dakota. Yeah. Why is North of South Dakota two different states? What were we thinking? Brother, I don't know.

Well, he started with the Royals too. Yeah, he did start the Rolls. In the 21st round. If I become American Stalin, that's the Dakotas. Merged. Idaho and Montana, that's all one state. That's all one state. It won't matter Senate-wise because there won't be a Senate.

It'll be one. That makes sense. Legislature. You know the camera. We're going to be like Kansas or Nebraska. Well, we'll have also the central committee of the Communist Party. Sure we will. Pop Borough.

Speaking of communism, football, college football. My beloved. Oh, that's soon. We're going to have to. Yeah. Yeah. Orange ball? No.

No, peach bowls tomorrow. What bowl is this? Fiesta. want to say, I could be wrong. We'll miss Miami. It should be the Orange Bowl. Well, I don't know. It is a Fiesta Bowl.

It is a Fiesta Bowl. They need to, I think the Bulls should still, like, they should be like, okay, well, these are the teams now this is the bowl. You know, you know what? You don't going to say, I'm just going to say it, BCS, just bring it back. Yeah. Just let the computers do it again. Yeah.

Just let the computers do it. That or the, just steal the same playoff format from FCS. Yep. So I was not able to watch any college football Fucking All the shit we said oh I would love it if Georgia loses I would love the baby loses It fucking happens

I know it's amazing I wish I was able to watch these games Because I would have been like a fucking pig and shit Just I love it I love I love What we got one SEC team Yep If they lose, and if they lose, it'd be very funny.

You know what? ACC Nattie. Has the ACC gotten the Nattie in a while? Yeah, Clemson. Clemson. Fuck. They don't count. They're spiritually SEC.

Ugh. I probably, I just, someone just signed a death warrant for me. ScoRabs. Sorry. I feel I changed the name. The guy changed the name. They're the rebel black bears officially. old miss black bears

old miss rebels all this ruffles I'm dying on this hill buddy much much like pickets charge I'm dying on this hill listen I looked up I cross reference the pantone colors of the old miss

the old miss uniform and the Confederate battle flag they're the same technically no they are Harvard Crimson and Yale blue those are officially Ole Miss

colors. I have collegiate logo autism. Listen, there's a website for every autism. Chris Creamer's sports logos, which is a very funny website name. And that guy's been doing sports logos for fucking since the internet started, basically. I just love his name is Chris Creamer. Oh, there was an entire regiment of Ole Miss students, the university grays. And they all got wiped out at Sharpsburg, I want to say. fucking sucks to suck, man.

Uh, yeah, let me look it up where they all got wiped out. So, oh, Indiana Ole Miss, though, Nadi, though. North versus South. Did, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, I might want that. Oh, no, they were, they were part of Pickett's Charge. Oh, they got fucking their shit smack to pickets charge. Yeah, here. Here's the link.

All right. How do you, how do you feel, though, in Indiana, Ole Miss? Natty. Scorebs, bud. No, but like as a North versus South. I don't really believe that Indiana is spiritually part of the North, so I don't care. They, it's part of the North. I am north of the Civil War.

I am rooting for the University of Mississippi. I will not repent for this. I will not apologize for this until I have to. After Gettysburg, the pleading race, suck my butt. Or merge with Company G of the Lamarrow. the Lamar rifles, the unit continued to fight into the last days of the war. Sure it did.

William Faulkner's 1930s. Absalom, Absalom, yeah. I've not read Falker. I've only read the passage where he talks, where, dreaming of every Southern boy dreams of being there at pickets charge.

I like Faulkner a lot. I've heard. He's very, you know, what I've read. He did win the Nobel Prize. Yeah. Into his house. Yeah. What's, did he, did you invite you in

say. It's called Roanoke. It's right off Ole Missus campus. What were his politics? Let's see. You tell me, they're politics. The AI

summary from Google says conservative but also anti-fascist. He was problematic and paternalistic in regards to race. He opposed integration, but he acknowledged the wrong. He was from the deep. Yeah, man, you know? I don't know how good the Google

summary is there on that. Fuck, did we even talk about the other? Oh, all right. But yeah, let's let's say, let's He did try to join the Air Force when World War II broke out. Okay. Hey, listen.

You need a united front against fascism. And then you could kill William Tucker. Then you get a, oh, do to do. Oh yeah. So Temple, right. now, Temple's men's basketball.

Doing real well. It's the top of the American Athletic Conference. Three, no, but still. Yeah, the ladies are not doing so well. They're eighth, but yeah, Temple's, Temple Resurgence. Temple Resurgence. Book it.

Next year, next year, we're going bowling. Also, by the way. Yeah, we're doing real well the transfer portal right now. I won't say that. We almost got Ole Miss's quarterback back last year. Turner de Chambliss, yes. Yeah.

God damn. We go bowling if that happens. Yes, it does. I understand him staying in the one miss. I get it. We did lose to, okay, here's our schedule so far.

Win against Delaware State, when against LaSalle, lost against Boston College, when against Hofstra, lost to the University of California at San Diego, win against Princeton, lost to Rhode Island,

Villanova, and St. Joseph's University. Win against Georgian Court, whoever the fuck that is, George in court win against St. Francis win against Davidson, win against Princeton,

went against Charlotte, went against the University of Texas and San Antonio, win against East Carolina. We are playing at Memphis on the 14th, and I think that that's going to fuck us right in our butts.

Yeah, yeah, we're getting into the meat of the schedule year. Yeah. But hey, three conference runs. Beat Princeton. Fuck Princeton.

Don't like that. We lost the November. No. And St. Joe's. And say, Joe's. Oh, we get spank by Rhode Island. My wife does not deserve to be happy. I say,

Joe's is pretty putrid. But that was like the, that was a big five classic. That was like the third place game. Yeah. Yeah. And we lost by a point to St. Joe's.

I mean, I think that if we make a, two years ago, we had a really strong standing, really strong showing in the American tournament. I think if we do that again. Yeah, we make the finals. I think we could go to the,

attorney. I also think we have to get close to winning out, but yeah, yeah. But there's no reason why Temple can't be a good programming again. You know, we have sort of a legacy that can be revived.

All right, goddamn. We have all right, we have one DM at the three voicemails. Yep. This is from Kyle, who also left a voicemail. Hey, Tom. Yay, Liam.

This is Kyle from Cleveland, pronouncing him. I went along with my call, and we're going to find out, because I was and still am. 14 Guinness's Deep. Pathetic. 28 or nothing. Atta boy.

So to make up for lost time, cracking my knuckles, go guards, go Vikings, go wild, go calves, goes over on my own, Donnie, fuck the Dodgers, fuck the Chiefs, fuck the stars, fuck the Bulls,

fuck the USS Define into the Marianas Trench and fuck Penn State. Not now when we say USS Defy it we're not we are not

we are not referring to the USS Defy NX 74205 I know we're not right okay just making sure I finally made it to season three

congratulations the next generation it's it's pick it up we got we've had some hangers. Some of the awkwardness is leaving. I can't wait for season three. It's when shit gets good.

All right. Let's listen to Kyle's overlong voicemail. Hey, Tom, yeah, Liam. This is Kyle from Cleveland, aka Captain Cleveland, pronouncing him. I had to delete Discord from my phone because it was taking up too much

app space, so I'm going to call for a while. I'm pretty sure Racheen has already gotten you up to speed with the going on in Cleveland. They're not good. So I'm just going to talk about Viking stuff because I'm really

annoyed by my favorite football team. If any of you guys have to take a notes about how to fuck a team, I would look into the Minnesota Vikings. In 2024, J.T. McCarthy went down in the practice in like the practice teams

like with a horrible injury. So somehow the guy It was non-contact too, I think. They put this to do from obscurity. And this son of a bitch took them 14 and 3. One of the best, one of the best,

honestly, like, it was like one of the best years that Black Kings ever had. And they got him all the way to the playoffs. They had it downpad. And he had a, like, he kind of shot the bed in the playoffs. But, you know, but at least he

out of there. So what do you do, pray tell, if you have a really good quarterback. You get rid of them. Instead, you're placing him with Carson Lenz, a guy who's probably had more TBI from Chris Van Laugh,

and he put him in. Because, hey, JJ McCarthy, he's never going to get banged up again. No. Oh, and then he does. I'm going to skip ahead. The Vikings are now 7 and 8.

They are on a death march towards the lions. I'm calling on like Christmas Eve, so I get to watch the lions just beat the piss out of the Vikings. Well,

at least the Minnesota Wilde they're doing good. That's the only bright spot I have in sports until the Guardians start playing again. So, yay. I've been said,

I better cut it short. I would say fuck this, fuck that, but I'm just going to leave a text message to that regard. Bye. All right. So, that's all that I say. And in your mind, read the DM that I said from Kyle. Yes. I'll follow that up.

All right. Thank you, Kyle. I hope the hangover from the 14 Guinness wasn't too bad. That wasn't too cruelty. That's about what an Irish child drinks. be nice I'm just teasing the

Guinness is also designed that you can drink a shit load of them and not get too fucked up Pat and Oswald

has a good bit back when Pat Nosswell was funny when I think it's like a second or third album he talks about going to Dublin and he's like yeah I was at Dublin

and I was at Dublin and I can't do Pat Nalswald and I did I was drunk on stage and I said I drank 17 beers and the guy just the crowd goes Pussy!

Good. Yeah. So I'm riffing off of Pat Nosswell there but congratulations. Yeah. Yeah. I think I said before Pan Nosswell David Cross and Mitch Hedberg. They were like my triumvirate of

comedy. I like Greg Gerardo a lot. Greg Gerardo in there too, yeah, for sure. All right. We have Gigi next. Hi there. This is Gigi. Long time, third time technically. I'm going to try and run through this really quick. I'm pronouncee it pup, neo-pronounoun time. I'm calling to do a preview for the Supercross 2026 season. It happens in about a week from time of call. The championship favorite Jet Lawrence is ankle. This means that the title's pretty open. His younger brother might be a contender. Chase Sexton, who's on a new bike, might be a contender,

but both of them have consistency issues. They definitely got the speed to win, but you don't know if they're going to be able to sustain it through a 17 race season. Most interesting moving the off season is probably Eli Tomak. Tomak, sadly, one of the best riders in the sport. I say sadly because he's my brother's. favorite rider, so I have to hate him on principle. Tomac is on KTM now,

which it's going to be a bit of a different bike than the Austrian bike, the KTM, is going to be a bit different than the Japanese bikes that he's usually ridden through his whole professional career. Frames a bit different, clutches different, you know. So this is really a gamble for him. He's taken a bet that he can be

good on that bike quick enough to win the title, because he He's probably at the end of his window. He's in his 30s, and being in your 30s is an old man in this sport. It's an old man in a lot of sports, but especially the football. Cooper Webb, defending champion, sadly, hasn't gone through any changes in the offseason. He's probably going to be fast. He's the biggest Jesus freak in a sport full of Jesus freaks.

So, you know, hopefully someone's able to step up and take it from him. Another rider that's not had any changes, Ken Roxon, my friend. favorite rider, German. I've been watching him since he was like 15, because they used to let you do this at 15 years old. He is being talked about as a possible title contender. I don't think he has it in him. I think his windows passed.

He's old. He's injured. He probably shouldn't have come back after a massive crash in 2017. And every win that he's had since is a testament to how good a rider he is, how hard he's worked. and one last thing is they have a rule change this year where the top ten in points can get to go to the main show. It's one of those things you used to have to post a practice time in the top 40.

And now if you're in the top ten in points, you don't have to do that. I think if you can't make the top 40 times, I don't think that you should get into the show, but I understand that they don't want a ride or missing because of something when they could. could ride in the main show. So, anyway, that's the end of my time. Sorry that this still hit about three minutes.

Fuck Penn State, go birds, et cetera, et cetera. Very good. Yeah, thank you. We love when it's obscure stuff, yeah, that we don't know about it cover. Yeah, absolutely. That's awesome. I didn't know that sport was full of weird Christians.

Yeah, it doesn't shock me. Yeah. Next. Yeah. All right. And then our old friend, Wayne. Wayne, who has an Irish coming this fucking calendar I have to pick up from

But, uh, yeah Hey, Tommy, Liam, it's Wayne pronouncing him and, uh, recap and arguably the lowest point, uh, for Celtic thus far under Wilfred Nancy as a Celtic manager Um, Celtic basically will take the one that lead into half time

and then proceeded to just completely shit the bed give up three minutes of goals to Rangers lose a derby 3 to 1 and basically everyone the base of the park

started emptying out with 10 minutes left in the game which is absolutely unheard of an evil farm derby it's looking it's just absolutely dire at this point fucking sack the board

send Wilford Nancy on a flight back to Ohio it's all fucked well I think he was fucked it's absolutely all fucked God fucking damn it man so so they did fire their hey coach right

yes they did after like 33 days or something yeah and yeah that's that's wild what was the other thing I saw that was soccer that was football that was wild I swear to God I saw something else

I could be completely wrong that's crazy though 33 days in charge you get fired yeah I've done jobs like that yeah how long did I last

my one job three months so that was those three months that was that's the long that's the shortest I've gone right all right well

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Liam, I'm going to have to ban you from the Discord. That's okay. I had a good run. No, no, you know, the, let me explain this joke. I, I, you know, the, like, the body neutrality movement, which I do kind of believe in. I, I, I'm not familiar with that one. Kind of like, it's, it's more of like, hey, like, hey, Like we get that like there's external pressures that like may not make you feel like like every,

every body is worthy of dignity, right? Every physical human body is with dignity. But I do want to teach my kids that like you're not ugly, but the human body itself is fucking repulsive. We're all disgusting in the eyes of God. Yeah, we are. Yeah. We're not made in his image. That was wrong.

Wrong. The ingrown toenails, man. You know. Yeah. Teratomas are a thing That wouldn't happen I open up a fucking tumor And there's a tooth inside

What the fuck? Oh yeah Adult like that Yeah dude Teratomas are fucking wild Like oh you have an eye You know in your liver Nope

Sorry No Anyway anyway yeah No we had a discussion In the Swalotariat channel If someone posts a picture of themselves There'd be no body shaming misgendering Oh no no no

Absolutely you will be shocked Absolutely not Yeah no You like if you if there's an ax like you accidentally transgender somebody or something like that's one thing. You willfully are insulting somebody like that's gross and you know everyone I've always said this about fit. I know we're run we're all exhausted. But I've always said this. You know, there is always some activity and exercise is medicine.

There's always some exercise you can do. It might not be a lot. It might not be, you know, what people think exercise is. But exercise is not the domain of a fucking chuds. You know, chuds only. and people who have no disabilities or anything like that. Everyone should get some physical exercise because it is good for you. And that's not shaming.

I'm saying there is something that you can do that will make you feel better. Yes. Because me going on that run today, my fat ass went on a run today. And oh, boy, we're my tendons happy, but I feel a lot better afterwards. Anyway, you could debate that on Discord. Other podcasts. Well, there's your problem. talk your shit, bring him young money.

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