Ten Thousand Losses - For Sale: Jaromir Jagr Bobbleheads CHEAP [must move quickly]

Episode Date: March 26, 2024

Apologies for the ep being late. Liam suffers Tom's sniffles to talk about EXTREME JAZZ, the Eagles' offseason moves, the Jaromir Jagr Bobblehead caper, and answer some listener messages. Archived version of Kate Wagner's article we mentioned. https://web.archive.org/web/20240301170542/https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/a46975496/behind-f1-velvet-curtain/  Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

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It's just a G just melts into a chug. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's just a G just melts into a chug. Yeah. Yeah, just put... We're putting in Flesh God Apocalypse. Great band, man. Yes. Yeah, I love some symphonic death metal. I love some death chugs.

Me too, man. Love it. That's a good shit. Love it. What we were talking about, I was at the gym. I was on the Roman kick, which has passed, fortunately. I was listening to Ex Deo. If no one's listening to them, they have a pretty sick song.

It starts with Kato, which obviously, fuck Kato, but screaming, doing death growls, saying Carthago de Lenda, and then just heavy. That does sound like it rips. Yeah, it sounds like it rips. Yeah. It's pretty sick. They also have songs from Hannibal's perspective where he's like, I swore my father's

blood to destroy Rome. Like, fuck yeah. Just get into it. Yeah, kill each other. Yeah. They were all each other. Yeah. They were all bad people. That's okay. Yeah, the good people, that's a new invention, I guess. Yeah, we didn't have those.

We just got there around 20 years ago, really. Yeah. I've been listening to a lot of Rod and Christ. Rod and Christ. Rod and Christ. Yeah. Some good black metal. Didn't they just come out with that one? It's either they just came out with or they have a brand new one next month.

I think it's a brand new one next month. Yeah, for some reason I... Brains. Oh, yeah. Pro Christory? Ex-RChristory? Ex-Christory? I'm not worried about what they're saying because I assume I'm going to be bummed out by the lyrics,

but I don't listen to... Are they a sketchy band? No, they're not. They're not. Yeah. They have run afoul of authorities for their name in Eastern Europe and Central Europe. I tend to be sympathetic

to those bands. They're not like Satanists. They got kicked off a tour with Megadeth because Dave Mustaine didn't like the name and people came to their defense and people I respect came to their defense. Well, Dave Mustaine's a fuckingave mustaine's a fucking asshole he's a fucking he's a fucking

prick yeah yeah as much as as much as i do like mega death i like making this too i just i just yeah i don't want to hear i don't give a shit about dave mustaine's opinions on anything no i i was uh i had posts about this the other night, but there's that cheesy power metal band, Fellowship, which is like, we're in major key, and you're worthy and stuff. It actually is talented music. And I was like, ooh. I'm like,

I'm worried this is like crypto-Christian metal. Not that Christian music's inherently bad, just the politics usually associated with it. It is. I've listened to Christian metal before. I've listened the politics usually associated with it. It is. I've listened to Christian music before. I've listened to D-Volume. Good Christian music is like Gregorian chants.

Yeah, that's about as far as I'm willing to go. Yeah, that shit's pretty cool. I like that stuff. I looked up the guy. His name is Matt Corey. He's just pro-Gaza, fuck turfs. I like Jeremy Corbyn. I was like, fuck, yes. Good. I'll take that.

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Oh, this is... This is... We had a... We had a Liam hour. Yeah. Oh, Liam, all the time. I am so tired. I bet.

I don't know. I think Daylight Savings Time is just fucking me real bad. I... I'm sorry. Yeah. I mean, I'm going to bed around like 11 And waking up around 7 and you think That would be enough sleep I don't know

It's not I don't know Just tired, stress, it's that time of year For teachers where you're just I'm waiting for spring break And I know it's coming, it's at the end of the month And we gotta You know pretty

We just gotta get through that stretch. Right. Yep. Right, of course. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, we'll get there. Power. I will find a way or make one.

Well done. Yeah. The big yomp. Trying to work out how much a new car would be because I already missed mine. I'm trying to convince Current to let me buy an Alfa Romeo that I can get because they don't hold any value. I found this really sick GTI.

It's already bought it. It's a Golf R. It's a Golf R next time, man. I would say I have been watching a lot of absolutely hideous college basketball. Thanks for tuning in. Which we did last night. We did do that last night, and it was a lot of absolutely hideous college basketball. Thanks for tuning in. Which we did last night. We did do that last night and it

was a lot of fun. We're going to be doing that more and if you want to get on that you're going to have to be a patron though. Yeah, be a patron. Be cool. Don't be lame. Be cool. Yeah, don't be lame.

Yeah, we watched Coppin state versus norfolk state which was hideous it was really bad awful awful it was it was really bad dude just like thomas the tank engine theme song imagine that playing as as you know 14 foot front rimmers uh constantly yeah yeah just absolute like no ball handling no they just didn't know how being double teamed and trying the fucking power in a layup

right while you're being double teamed in the post just trying so hard yeah like clearly no one can hit a three so you're not even kicking out no you're just like oh womp like yeah just just whoopsie doodle just a lot of whoopsie doodle like yeah just yeah it was it was tough to watch yeah but uh but fun yeah it was fun i mean i i enjoyed it i'm i've currently got a houston tcu on uh you want to you want to get into the uh shit yeah we should probably do our intro

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I believe in you. Yeah. You find a way or make one. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. We're just looping back. Yeah.

All right. Try not to fall asleep. Okay. You can do this. I can do this. Thank you for the voicemails. We got... Thanks, fellas.

Yeah. So, Dan, there's been a lot voicemails. We got. Yeah. So, Dan, there's been a lot of fucking movement with the birds. Yeah. I'm actually going to bring up the goals. Transactions. I like that. Eagles trash can is what I accidentally searched for. Eagles transactions.

Oh, my God. This new keyboard is killing me. Not 2017. Hold, hold, please. please yeah we got some boys we got some guys we got some fellas uh holy shit so we talked about the so a couple things happened before we we have to say goodbye to fletcher cox obviously he retired since we last recorded very sad we are genuinely sad to see him go he absolute wrecker uh terrific football player terrific guy uh the backbone of the philadelphia eagles defense um absolutely fantastic uh and what did we do okay i'm gonna read you the terms

that the transactions we released davante maddox and kevin byer which we talked about uh brandon graham got extended landon dickerson got extended uh our long snapper punter and kicker jake elliott who swiped left on my wife on tinder uh that is a true story jesus uh or it didn't match with her on bumble i believe it was we We got Saquon Barkley, Bryce Huff, Matt Hennessey, former Temple player, CJ Gardner-Johnson's back, and Devontae Parker is here now. How are you feeling? Well, I'm most excited.

I'm pretty happy that we – this signing is most important to me. It's getting Rick Lovato back. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Our beautiful long snapper yeah that was that was that was the one so saquon barkley that's pretty sick obviously i mean there's concerns about his injury history but like i was talking to my dad about this my dad was like you know i don't fucking care or like penn state football but he was magnificent in college

and for that reason alone i'm excited they signed him. Yeah. We got... Who's the other guy we got? The lineman, Bryce Hall? Bryce Hall. Bryce Huff is terrific. Bryce Huff, not Bryce Hall. Bryce Huff went to Memphis,

played with the Jets for a few years. He is very fucking good at defense he genuinely is very good uh that that defense it feels like uh just just just picked up where I think that... Oh, go ahead. I... He... He... Yeah. Like, I don't know, dude. I'm just very excited about this defense. Do you think they're bringing Reddit back

or do you think they're going to trade him? I think they're going to trade him, which makes me want to kill myself. I know. That's really sad. I don't know why. Because you would... If you had huff and and uh on the opposite ends yeah it would be fucking terrified that's a pass rush a pass

rush from hell yeah i wouldn't want to play that i mean we know how hasan reddick plays i i think he is my favorite eagle probably ever just watching his game watching him fly around and like even when he drops back into coverage he's so good uh hassan reddick is one of those dudes that i feel like is sort of everywhere at once uh and i think that that's a rare quality in in in defensive ends and and yeah d-line guys where like there's only like bosa either one uh like maybe.J. Watt in terms of just like this guy, like a phantom on the front. Right.

He's someone who easily could just be a full-time like outside linebacker too. Right. He's so fucking good. He's so versatile. Yeah. It sucks that they want to get rid of him. Yeah. According to PFF, against the run, he's not exceptional.

But he didn't really line up against the run. He led the NFL in pressure rate. Got there better than Micah Parsons, better than, than like literally better than anyone else. This is a, he's a very good pass rusher, which the Eagles sort of got carved up last year. So I'm excited with like,

if they keep us on them, they're going to be fucking nasty. I am praying they keep us on. Right. Like I, I just like, he's a hometown, he's a hometown kid.

He's absolutely fucking phenomenal at football. He seems like a really good dude. And he went to Temple. Much like Matt Hennessey. It's nice to see C.J. Gardner-Johnson back. He had a pretty decent year with us back in 2022. Yeah. I i mean just after uh what's his name got absolutely fucking annihilated uh bradbury yeah i'm just i'm hoping that like just uh just you know a reload rather than a rebuild yeah especially with fletch gone i i think that

i i don't know how much saquon sort of changes our offense right but i i think like taking the pressure off jalen to sort of do everything i imagine with jalen playing visibly hurt last year he did some sort of damage to himself i'm i'm hopeful that's not the case but i believe that he's probably done some damage and i believe that keeping saquon especially if he stays healthy is like i wouldn't want to play that offense with that o-line like and then you have two exceptional wide receivers devontae parker's good too like i wouldn't want to have to cover like uh devontae smith and aj Brown and worry about Devontae Parker. And now also I have to worry about Saquon underneath.

Right. Right. You could bring in a triple option. Yeah. A quadruple option. Four dudes on every play that are all viable threats feels bad, man. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. No, it's going to be a nasty offense if the offense clicks. Right, which I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt, and I believe that it will. I am excited to see how this goes. Yeah, I feel hopeful, and I didn't feel hopeful about a month ago. No, I agree with you there i definitely feel a little uh a little bright spot it does it does seem like they're trying to and how he is is is the god with cap space i don't know how he does it but

side here don't worry about the details yeah yeah i mean i was talking to corinne about this about the fact that like i saw something go around that was like the eagles top four contracts combined on offense are still less than daniel jones's contract and it's like yeah yeah what's his name or dac dac is like a 60 million dollar cap hit i like hit. We're proponents of getting the bag here, obviously. Of course. But there's something to be said for the way Howie is able to manage everything. And I don't think the Eagles are one of those teams that is like, oh no, you're going to take a sweetheart deal or you're not going to take one at all.

I believe that they do it fairly. They do it by the book. I don't think there's any bullshit nonsense. There was, as an example, the Bill Belichick Patriots, where it's like, oh yeah, we are this good because we don't pay anyone anything, and we have the cap space to go out and get a vet if we so choose, and we keep that available all the time. I would rather the Eagles spend...

There's not a luxury tax, this is a hard cap. You see how the Chargers had to cut and restructure and do this and that, and the Chargers, are they more competitive than they were a week ago? No, they're not. And we're more competitive than we were a week ago. And I don't give a shit that Jalen's going to get paid $40-50 million a year. He deserves it. He's a good quarterback. I'm just hopeful that we have Howie forever, and when he

eventually shuffles off this mortal coil, we simply put his head in a jar. We'll get a Futurama. Yeah, we're going to Futurama him. Do you want to talk about our beloved... Oh, do you want to talk about the Saquon tampering shit? Yeah, I just

saw that. I just saw that. I just saw that. Oh, yeah. Now a Penn State coach wants to be a whistleblower. Yeah, so they're saying that there was a provincial contact between Howie and Saquon Barkley. Yeah, okay. I just want to give a quick update before we do anything else. So TCU Houston are in the second half Houston is one of the top four teams in the country

they're in the second half they're only two minutes into the second half the score is 31-15 how do you score 15 points in 22 minutes TCU please even Houston's not doing well How do you score 15 points in 22 minutes? DCU, please. Well, even Houston's not doing well. I hate DCU.

Yeah, I like the hypno-toad thing that they did. That's cool. I just don't like the Texas Christian University. Yeah, I mean, there's also Abilene Christian down there. There's University of Incarnate Word down there. I don't care if it's a religious school. I just don't like it.

You went to North Catholic. I know, but Catholic is fine. Calm down. Let's see, Texas Christian. Search Texas Christian. Texas ass Christian. Search Texas Christian gay. Yeah.

It's Christian Church Disciples of Christ. Oh, boy. Protestants. Let's see. Texas Christian gay. Gender Resource Office. Okay. On Reddit.

Oh, they're saying it's actually pretty good. They have a large LGTB support group and they're not very Christian. It's better than Messiah or one of those fucking schools. Yeah. I think Disciples of Christ, that's, I mean, that's like mainland Protestant. It's not a.

Right. Oh, LGBT conclusion, inclusion. In 2019, General Semipast Resolution specifically affirming that all transgender and gender nonconforming people are welcome in the Christian Church, Disciples of Christ. Okay. All right. All right. The hate for TCU rescinded. I would rather TCU beat Houston because I have developed an unhealthy hatred for the

University of Houston. I don't like. I cannot explain this. I cannot explain this. All right. The reason I hate them is that in NCAA 14, they have a hurry-up offense. Yeah. They are the home of five slamma-jamma.

Houston has produced some very good basketball players. I believe Hakeem Olajuwon went to Houston, but I just can't stand them. Oh, and Clyde Drexler went to Houston, but Clyde the Glide, maybe. Who was – what was it? Greg Ward Jr. was the quarterback there remember greg ward yes yes oh god we cited it as like a wide receiver he was a wide out yeah he actually played played decent but yeah um i mean not like a first string guy or anything like that but uh he had some clutch catches yeah Yeah. Oh, he caught

Jalen Hurst's first professional touchdown pass. Oh, I got to load up Adam Schefter. Oh, God. Adam Schefter. It's something about the commanders. Hang on. Not damn Schefter.

Oh, God. Hang on. Adam Schefter that oh god hang on so Adam Schefter oh the quarterbacks the the commanders already traded away their last their starter from last year they trade somehow this here is somehow they wrote just for picks. Who's going to be their quarterback next year? I have no idea. Oh, that's funny.

To the Seahawks. Oh, yeah, they're going to draft again. Didn't they just draft him? When did they draft Sam Howe? Hang on. No, that was 20. Howie updated his wiki. 22.

Did they draft him in 20? They drafted him in 2022. Yeah. What? He's only played 18 games for them. 21 picks. What a garbage team. What's his Detmer?

I don't know. Sam Howell. Almost 4,000 yards last year with 21 touchdowns and 21 picks. Sacked 65 times. Someone did it on Twitter. Conquered their Detmer, and it would have been Sam Howell. He had the highest Detmer at 24.37 at a... Jalen Hurts

is down here at 2.4. Hmm. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with him not being a high Detmer guy. As much as I love slanging it. I do love the just like, I'm going to fucking air it out on every play,

and I don't give a fuck. Like the old, like, fuck him, but like Patrick Mahomes saying, like, fuck it, Tyreek, down there somewhere. Yeah. And just like absolutely launching it 72 yards. Yeah. Yeah, no, there's a, you know, that fuck it, four verts. Yeah, I love a four vert.

Apparently, Sam Howell's never eaten any meat besides chicken. Okay, well, that's weird. Yeah, that's kind of mad, but okay. Yeah, you do you, bud. Why not? On the Seahawks. Why not? Where the best chicken is found.

Yeah, so that's that's that anything good out of the Phillies nothing really what's opening day 28th that's my mom's birthday

oh actual baseball so there will be 28th. Oh, it's my mom's birthday. Oh. Actual baseball. So there will be the Seol series starts in the 20th. So there will be real baseball next week. But official opening day is the 28th. Okay. Next week we will have

baseball and Seol, I guess, if it's on during our recording. It won't be, but... Ooh. CO series. MLB. Sol? You mean Sol Current? Yeah. Yeah.

Do-do-do-do. Alright, so the other thing I want to talk about is Joel Embiid might be coming back. Joel Embiid, baby. He's supposedly back the first week of April. The Sixers are – Well, the problem is that the Sixers are deep in the toilet. Yes. They're deep in there.

Deep in there. Deep in the toilet. We are now – Oh, we're out of a playoff spot. We're out of a play-in tournament spot. Oh, shit. We're now sixth. Yeah. The Celtics, of course, are nine and a half games – No, we're out of a play-in tournament spot. Oh, shit. We're now sixth. Yeah.

The Celtics, of course, are nine and a half games. No, we're out of the play-in. We are. The play-in starts at seven. We are sixth. Which would mean facing, I believe, the Milwaukee Bucks in the first round. We were playing tonight as a recording. Yeah, that might be a game worth watching.

The bucks are pretty fucking good at basketball, but not the coach by doc rivers. So who knows, you know, and the honest just takes care of it. Very good at basketball as it turns out. Very. How he stays so fucking ripped.

I mean, I I'm sure it's some sort of enhancement, but God physique. Like a Greek God. Quite literally. Yeah. Yeah, that'll be. Do you want to watch this? Just Janis stunk on fucking people all night.

I don't actually. Oh. Yeah. So in B, so, Embiid, they're saying what? April? April, yeah, which would be good. I mean, Corrine is delusional and thinks that the Sixers are going to make a run now, like a title run.

Maybe if we get in the playoffs and he's so fresh that he can just... That was the logic presented to me, yes. Yeah, but you have to get into the playoffs. We're behind the Orlando Magic in the standings, but... Yay. I love sports.

Yeah, I also love sports. I think it's worth noting that the Boston Celtics are the runaway favorite, which means that they're going to find a way to break my heart and shit on it. Yeah, their winning percentage is almost 800. Yeah, comically large. They were so goddamn good this year.

Yeah, I mean, it's been fun, man. The Bruins are still pretty good, but not great. They sort of fell off, but they're still good at hockey. The Bruins will, of course, find a way to break my heart again because that's what the Boston Bruins do to me. What they like to do is get my hopes up and then they take my heart out and shit on it and then piss on it and then piss in the hole

where my chest cavity used to be. I hate hockey. We even put hockey on here. The Flyers are still doing alright. Flyers are doing alright right i love that we just don't check the standings except on air now yeah still third in the metro so they're holding it down they're five four and one in their last ten like they're a decent hockey team i mean they're

not going to do anything in the playoffs but like it's still kind of entertaining uh like they they're in a playoff spot like they're current they're in the metro this will be probably against the hurricanes uh but it's either the hurricanes or the rags and i would rather play the hurricanes because i i so the hurricanes used to be the hartford whalers and i have developed an unhealthy hatred for the Hurricanes because they are always like, oh, we have the best fans. It's like, A, they only show up for the playoffs and B, you never win in the playoffs.

Houston's coach has mentally checked out. This is amazing. There's 15 minutes to play. Houston's up by 19. TCU has not... Oh, God. Hang on. Breaking news. Oh, God. Hang on. It's breaking news. Oh, no.

Oh, it's bad, actually. What happened? Trigger warning real quick for sexual assault. Dak Prescott is being investigated by Dallas Police for sexual assault in 2017. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. We don't know anything further than that. I don't know anything further than that. That's bad. Don't do that. Ooh. Yeah. I'm looking at the article now.

Yeah. Ooh. Damn. All the way in 2017. All that. Well, fuck that. Yeah, fuck that. That's my only response.

I have a bit of a palate cleanser, though. Okay. So, the Pittsburgh Penguins. Oh, yes. Okay. So, the Pittsburgh Penguins. Oh, yes. Yes. We're supposed to distribute Yarmir Yager bobbleheads. The shipment carrying

those bobbleheads has been stolen. The bobbleheads will not be distributed at tonight's game, but will be distributed at a later date. All fans and attendants

will receive a voucher that includes a one-time scannable barcode that will be required to pick up the bobblehead at a later date. Location and dates for pickup will be shared when the items are safely located or new bobbleheads are produced and available for distribution. I want to know about this heist.

I think I'd make a movie about this. We've got the bobbleheads. It's just gritty Yeah You know like it's the scene in like every Fucking hard boiled Detective movie they're at the docks For some reason

You got the stuff You got the money It's just a bag of younger bobbleheads He just opens He throws it down in the middle Between the two parties. The guy nods over to his minion.

Goes over. Zips it. Pulls out. It's Jarvir Jager, the bobblehead. He flicks the head. It bounces slightly. Good, good, good, good.

Yeah. Looks good, boss. Puts it back in the bag, zips it. He's like, I'm taking this one. This one's pure. This one's pure. I'm taking this one. This one's for me.

Walking out with like three dudes armed to the teeth, just all carrying duffels worth of yogurt. Dude, how much money this shit's worth on the black market? Oh, then suddenly you hear a silent whale in the distance. Hey, which one of you is a fucking fed? You just have, you just have fucking penguins fans.

It's just gritty with like a submachine gun, just spraying it down like that scene in Scarface. You see? Yeah. He just, he just sniffed the fumes of the plastic. It's so fresh. Yeah. His eyes, his pupils dilate.

There's blood all over it. There's a blood bath and as the guns are going off, they cut away because they don't want to get a hard r they're shooting and and blood starts trickling and it like trickles slowly and touches like one of the the bobble heads that's like on the ground right and then here and then the scene the scene um cuts and like the day the daytime changes and the kid picks it up or something like that. I don't know. I'm just thinking about it.

Oh, you're painting a picture. Yeah, yeah. We're writing a script here. We're just bullshitting it. Oh, man. That's so fucking funny. Dude, that rocks so much. Yeah, watch it. Unrelated, our Oh, man. That's so fucking funny, dude. That rocks so much. Yeah.

Yeah. Watch it. Watch it. Watch out. Oh, unrelated. Our merch store is opening soon. We need money. Yeah.

So college basketball, you see have Temple and St. Joe's. Yeah. Temple won last night. Yeah, so going to the next round? Going to the next round against the hated and loathed SMU Mustangs, coincidentally. Nine tonight, Thursday the 14th. St. Joe's knocked off number one in the conference, Richmond. All right.

Yeah, I was in training corinne had to text me live updates from the sju game so i'm like listening to like like deeply like survive you know testimony of of survivors of horrific things of children who are witnesses to domestic violence and i just hear ping ping ping ping and i looked out of my watch and it's just like oh my god they're gonna win and i'm like well i appreciate you breaking the tension i guess yeah oh man that's i think we talked about on live on the live stream but we didn't talk about it like the training you're taking man that's stuff heavy heavy yeah heavy stuff i'm done i got my cert uh so you're looking at uh one of pennsylvania's newly minted domestic violence advocates.

Yeah. Mandated reporter gang. Check in. Yeah. Mandated reporter gang. If you if you report child abuse to me, I literally have to call child line. Yep. And I learned all about survivor advocate privilege, which is like as far as I can tell, air fucking tight.

Mm hmm. The. And calling it is sometimes better than typing it in let's give you that just sometimes it it's easier to process when you call it in yeah i i figured i i just like we we listened to recordings of like children recounting what had happened to them and i'm just like i had to get like i had to get up and leave the room i i made it i made it longer than anybody else by about 15 seconds but i was just like yeah restorative justice but y'all motherfuckers go last we were making this this uh joke i guess uh restorative justice but restore it with a fucking shotgun like like the the it is so i i as as judge and jury and executioner till yeah have deemed you uh unworthy of being

fit into human society and uh you have to die now sorry that's too bad yeah it's it's being in this profession you know any, the, any of the, the human services. Yeah. The helping for the money, obviously. Oh yeah. I love,

I love the, the, the fat stacks I, I, I take home. Yeah. I, I,

I've seen my paycheck and it's bad. Yeah. You don't do it. Yeah. You do it for people. Love of the game, man. Love of the game.

There's, there's, there's joy in the work. I think is the thing I have to remember is like, you know, when I, when I help people, like I feel good and there's something to be said for like, I didn't like hearing a woman say, you know, God bless you. God bless what you people, what you guys do. It's, it's very powerful to me. Altruism is one of the driving forces of humanity anyone who thinks otherwise is a this is fucking black pill bullshit we are we are wired to be altruistic that that and that makes us it makes society stronger it makes it

makes us better people um i think there's a spiritual reward to it too. But even on this earth, you're doing something. You never know the smallest kindness that you might give to somebody else might be the greatest kindness that someone else has received. received right i i have told this story on the podcast but or maybe i'm a little problem but when i was volunteering at the food pantry at lutheran uh we had a a woman come in and ask how many apples she could have um she was in line and i was like you can take as many as you want and she like crossed herself and it was just like i was not mentally prepared to fucking handle that today yeah or it's just like or or people come in and are like, Hey, like I need diapers. And I'm like,

uh, yeah, I'll get out of the creepy, scary basement for you. It scares the shit out of me, but you're, you need them more than I do, buddy.

Why do we put the diapers next to the ghost basement? Why, why are the tampons and pads in the ghost room? Why do we have a ghost room? I'm just saying we don't need a ghost room i uh yeah i like i said i tweeted this but like dignity for all we should have free period products not because of human dignity because i'm tired of going in the basement oh yes all right all right hold on i need something to pick me up Fight fight fight

It wasn't loud enough Fight fight fight man Fight fight fight for the cherry and the white Alright You ready to move into some feedback? We got some feedback finally Let's get some feedback you fuckers Alright

So first was a DM from Metric Mike We got some feedback finally. Let's get some feedback, you fuckers. All right. So first was a DM from Metric Mike. You haven't heard from Mike in a minute. Thanks for reaching out. Hello. Yay, Liam and Tom. Metric Mike here. So I've gotten into F1 recently, and I want to start off by saying great work on the mechanics and stewards, the folks who clean out crash cards and wave the flags.

Especially the pit crew for the casino slash internet gambling car who've blown two pit stops in the first two races. Anyway, the FIA race control can't figure out what the fuck is happening. Fuck the FIA, fuck Red Bull, go British Rail? Yeah, Metric Mike was under his different screen name. I believe a different screen name was in the chat last night. Yes. Yes. Lots of train memes.

Which we thank you for. Which it really is. We have the weird corner niche. Socialist, sports fan, but also transit nerd and urbanist. Good problem to have, man. I love it. I love this weird niche.

Uh, yeah. Uh, I don't know anything about F1 except that Lewis Hamilton is good. That's all I know. Uh, now it's for Stappan. That's very good.

Sure. That sounds like a Nazi name. He's not. Okay. That is good. That's all I know. Now it's Verstappen. That's very good. Sure. That sounds like a Nazi name. He's not. Okay. That's good. And then didn't Kate Wagner write some – former guest Kate Wagner write some article that got deleted? Yes. That's supposed to be really good.

It is very good. You can find it. Yeah. I'll put it in the show notes. But yeah Shouts out to the mechanics and the stewards The real people The driver It's the people who fix the car

Honestly though That I've said this before, I was told in high school Dude, you have a mechanical attitude, you should become a mechanic You could really figure this shit out And the idea of having Thehd part of my brain is like like rapidly changing mechanical engineering type of problem solving would probably have been like the best career in the world for me yeah yeah um that would have been that would be that that

would be a fun that sounds fun to me that that kind of job. Stressful as hell, but it sounds sick as fuck. Right. Of course. All right. So we got some – well, thanks again, Mike, for one, being in the live stream, two, for DMing us. We got a couple of voicemails too. We got – it's union season now. So we got our Charlie, who I think – I believe he's going to talk about the suspended game.

Oh, boy. Which he was live. He was live. He was texting me while he was at the game, showing the water. It was like, buddy, just go home safe. You're not playing that game. It's not happening. No, no, no, no, no.

All right. Well, here's Charlie. Hey, guys. This is Charlie from Roxborough. He, him. Yay, Liam. Hey, Tom. Yeah, we're only six games into the union season already, and

I'm declaring the entire season to be officially cursed and continuing on is fruitless and a danger to my health and the health of everybody in the tri-state area after tonight's game against the Seattle Sounders was postponed due to rain and a waterlogged pitch that resembled more of the fields of Flanders in 1917 than an actual soccer field. Two 30-minute delays, and they called it on the second one. They did bring out the guys to squeegee the field in order to get it playable. But when we got there, basically canoeing down from 476 to get to the stadium, it looked bad.

It didn't look like they were going to get the game in. Weird that the game in Harrison, New Jersey, was able to kick off and be completed under the same conditions. And weird that this week the CONCACAF Gold Cup semifinal between the United States and Canada was able to get completed under similar conditions. And it's weird that the one member of Brigham Young Money that hasn't been on the podcast, Kyle, nearly froze to death in Sandy, Utah. Oh, Jesus. of Brigham Young Money that hasn't been on the podcast, Kyle nearly froze to death in Sandy, Utah last week when RSL

beat LAFC in a near-whiteout condition that that game was able to get through, but this game didn't. The players should have broke their fucking legs. We're at beyond the point where

even if they paid the rest and restored the Open Cup with all the teams in it, we may be needing human sacrifices at this point. Kai Wagger needs to carry a cannonball and jump into the river. We may need to be

removing the heart of Commissioner Don Garber. These are not actual. This is parody. Later, fellas. Bye, Charlie. Thanks, Charlie. Soccer's weird, man.

Soccer feels cursed. Six games into the season, but only two of them have counted. Well, only three actual games that count towards the record. Because they do all these fucking cups and tournaments. Exhibitions and stuff. Yeah. Like the Concord Calf Cup, which that's what they lost 6-0. I believe Charlie has called in for that as well.

I don't... It's complicated. All right. We got Bobby from Western Maryland. Bobby? Bobby? From Western Maryland. Bobby? All right. We got Bobby from Western Maryland. Bobby? Bobby. From Western Maryland. Bobby? All right.

Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. This is Bobby from Western Maryland. Pronounce he, him. And it's baseball season. I'm really excited about it. We're almost there. We got nine days until the opening day in Korea. And I'm really excited about it. And hopefully I'll have some calls for you about baseball this season. nine days until the opening day in Korea.

And I'm really excited about it. And hopefully I'll have some calls for you about baseball this season. But today is Tuesday, March 12th, the day after NFL free agency opened. And for us Packers fans, it was a fucking roller coaster. Yeah, you kick it off with cutting Bakhtiari. Then they go out and they sign Josh Jacobs. And you think, wow, Josh Jacobs, Aaron Jones, what a combination that's going to be. Nope, 20 minutes later, Aaron Jones is cut. Then they go, they sign Xavier McKinney.

It was crazy. It was awesome. It sucked. It was the worst. It was the best. And I just want to say, as an NFL fan, you can recognize that the NFL is a business or whatever and recognize that your team probably got better during free agency while still feeling sad about some players that have left.

I mean, Doc Chiari has been on the team for so long. He was one of the best left tackles of his generation. He made five all-pro teams in his first eight years before he exploded his knee and basically missed the last three years. His last game he ever played with us, he flicked off the Bears. That was great. And Aaron Jones is probably my favorite Packer of all time. I mean, I don't care if people value running backs or not. The dude was just awesome. He was great in the community. He was great on the field.

You know, he got to slaughter Dallas in the playoffs this year. And he's just an awesome dude and a great football player and probably the best Packer who will never get his number retired. So, yeah, I just want to say you're allowed to be sad about your favorite players leaving your team, even if everyone wants to tell you, oh, the NFL's a business, and they were never going to keep that guy or give him an extension or whatever. But, yeah, the Packers, they probably did get better. Xavier McKinney's going to pick six, Lamar Jackson in the Super Bowl to win it this coming February.

Very excited. I'm very sad about Jones. Very kind of sad about Bakhtiari. He's kind of an Aaron Rodgers caper. And go Pack go. Hope you guys have a good one. Fuck Penn State. Fuck Penn State.

You know, it's making me think About The Packers The idea that Aaron Rodgers Might be running With JFK Yeah RFK yeah Yeah RFK

Did I say JFK? You did bud I am tired Bring a JFK back from the dead To fucking run Aaron Rodgers, he'd fucking, where is he? Get the fucking gun. Lee,

I need you for one more job, Lee. Shit. That's so cursed. This is the anti-vax party. The anti-vax transphobe party. Love it. Fucking just shoot me now.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to baseball season two. I like how the voicemails have now become like, I'm going to make sure they're updated on my team. Thank you for doing that. Yeah, thank you. It's all good. It's all good. Oh boy. Alright, so we got Luke. I'm pretty sure Luke's going to cook me if it's based on what I read earlier.

Let's see. Hey guys, this is Luke. He, him, his from Minnesota. I was just hearing you tell your tales of getting caught downloading too much stuff. That's pretty terrible, Tom. I mean, like Jerry said, not too sure, but they stopped you at 56K for downloading too many Sims 4 mods. That's a real tragedy.

Sims City 4. Liam getting caught torrenting at the boarding school. Was it a college, you said? Anyway, that's a similar story. I used to work on campaigns, and so I would get sent to rural Minnesota, basically have to try and help candidates by begging, borrowing, and stealing anything I could. So this time I managed to beg us in office from the local carpenters union, you know, shout out to labor. Appreciate them giving us some office space, except for in the stealing category, I was torrenting on their Wi-Fi.

So when they got a super scary letter from their ISP, they nearly kicked us out of the office. I had to backpedal and apologize as much as I could. So if you guys have a VPN sponsorship, this would be a great spot to plug that in. Anyways, looking forward to the live show, which is tomorrow. Doug's voicemail will obviously be later. Thanks for a great podcast, guys. Bye. Thanks, Luke.

Yeah. I don't think I was at a boarding school. If I misheard that. Yeah. The boarding school. If I misheard that. Sure. Yeah. The boarding school is Pennsylvania State University. Hey, I got in the

main, just so you know. Yeah, I know. I got in the main. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about it. That's not what we're talking about. We're talking about getting in. We're not talking about getting out. That's different. That's a different conversation. We don't have to have that conversation.

Did I ever tell you about me calling calling them for my transcript and uh i'm like can you tell me like how bad it is what it was and she's like she's like all right i can't say real loud below below half it's like fuck. Although at this point, I believe I can, if I wanted to go get my bachelor's degree again at Penn State, they would, those classes are wiped away. So, yeah, but I already have my bachelor's degree from Temple.

Go, Alce. Go, Alce. All right, we got two more voiceovers. We got another from Charlie. Charlie, this one's about the concoffa. Concoffa. The concoffa kerfuffle. Concoffa kerfuffle, yes.

Concoffa kerfuffle. We're losing six fucking to nothing. The worst loss in Union history. Hey, guys. Yay, Liam. We're losing six fucking to nothing. The worst loss in Union history. Hey, guys. Yay, Liam. Hey, Tom. Charlie from Roxburgh.

He, him. Sorry, my shitty soul candy. Earbuds picked up everything. My walking around, my running around the house, my cat, Jeopardy. It was good to mute me for the hangout and watch the worst basketball we've ever seen, Coppin State, losing the first round of the MEAC. Talking about the union after the shit show on Saturday. They followed it up with another shit show in Mexico, going down 6-0 to Palooza at the fall league chance of last year,

losing badly, giving up two goals early the curse of Kai Wagner continues causing giving up the penalty to start the game five minutes in and down to given up a late goal former Everton from dawn getting a hat trick as the Union implode out of CONCACAF. They still have a backdoor if Monterey wins a second CONCACAF championship to play in the World Club Cup, which would be ridiculous because I don't think they deserve to be playing in it. They're going to be in Austin on Saturday, uh, continuing back into the league. So hopefully,

uh, black suit Jimbo, uh, burn burns his black suit and stops being the, uh, bad guy from the stand. So we'll see if they can get the season back on track, at least in league play,

but I doubt it later fellows. Oh, right. Later, fellas. All right. Just good news all around. Sounds like everything's going swimmingly. There's no problems with the union. None. No, not

at all. Sorry. Just got a text. All right. Sorry It's got text Alright Alright so we got one last voicemail From Australian Australian friend Stop that

No I'm going to fight you We should film it. It'll be fun. It'll look like Cop and State playing itself. Just falling over each other. Alright.

Too many notifications on my fucking phone. Alright. We're almost there. Nuki. Howdy Tom, howdy Liam. Patrick here. Nuki as my wacky twitter profile uh exclaims uh you know it's a stupid name i'm not going to explain it again

um introduce myself as patrick because i think at this point we're on like a first name basis these phone calls and these you know these messages in a bottle are more or less like a cultural exchange program between pennsylvania and victoria um victoria is where melbourne's based but at any rate i'm giving you some knowledge on the afl so if you guys could let me know what the best menu item at wawa is that would be fantastic um no obligation to though getting in touch today because I think I figured out which AFL team you should support basically any one of the ones in Melbourne Melbourne is a

very very heavily unionized town as opposed to Perth which is not particularly unionized everyone's a bit of a pick yourself up by your bootstraps kind of guy with rich parents as Tom alluded to before, there's a lot of libertarians over in Perth. So, you know, in Perth, we have got a few football

teams, but the Fremantle Dockers are effectively, that represents Fremantle, which is not a particularly union-friendly dock, which is weird, so again, any one of the teams in Melbourne will probably do you pretty well. Um, in terms of prestige, uh, like all, all the Melbourne teams got a lot of play in the AFL in terms of like, you know, kind of relevance and that sort of thing. Um, so either the Melbourne Football Club, which is smack bang in the middle of the city, or you could go a little bit more, you know, rough and tumble, working class and go for the Western Bulldogs,

which represents a massive or fairly big geographical area of Melbourne. As I said, Melbourne's a very heavily unionized town, as all cities reasonably should be. I can't wait to join the teachers' union once I get far enough into my course here. That's about it. Thank you for listening and, you know,

to wrap it all up, go birds, fuck Penn State. Thank you. That's beautiful. Beautiful. So, what's the best menu item at Wawa? None of the Wawa sucks now. However, I would say for me, it is the Italian hoagie. Oh, yeah.

Okay. With what? What's your addition? Pepperoni, sweet peppers, hot peppers, and a little bit of oil, a little bit of vinegar, and mayonnaise. Okay. Yeah, I would actually lean to the

everyday item would be the Italian hoagie, though I'm a purist. I don't put too much shit on there. Pepper, whatever. Oregano. I don't put mayo or shit like that on there But I agree with you there I do like the gobbler

I love the gobbler, yeah Which is just so bad I don't care It's enough for a peasant to live on My parents really like the gobbler Which I always find funny Yeah You know, normalize eating turkey dinners year-round, honestly.

Yeah, honestly. But yeah, no, I'd say that. Now, what would be your least favorite Wawa menu item? I don't know. That's a good question. Probably the tuna salad is very bad. The burgers are actually half decent. I've had the burger once.

I haven't had the pizza. You're approaching on Cheats territory at some point. I wish I'd just go back to being a fresh deli. Me too. I don't fuck with the burrito the burritos are awful yeah what's still what's still okay is the breakfast sandwiches i'll say that i

i won't eat wawa breakfast besides the sizzlies yeah the sizzlies are good um again but the waffle one's delicious it's enough calories to power a lamp for an hour but uh who cares yeah yeah yeah if you're shopping at wawa for breakfast you probably don't care um it's it's it's pretty tasty um the pancake one too i like nice yeah i've had the pancake one it's very good yeah usually usually the the best thing at wawa is the coffee yeah which I still think is decent Alright Wow, we definitely exceeded our planned time

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You think the drops here are bad? Oh, yeah. You should. Yeah. Just you wait and see. Yeah. You won't have your drums. No.

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