Ten Thousand Losses - From the Wrath of the Quebecois, O Lord Deliver Us

Episode Date: June 10, 2023

LIVE FROM THE APOCOLYPSE. Tom and Liam brave smoke inhalation to get you a new ep of the pod. We talk about the wildfire stuff before Tom shares his adventures with Charlie from Roxborough at his first ever MLS game. Tom also rants about NBA 2k's weird and cynical career mode, and we do the usual bullshit and finish with listener messages.  Recorded before Ben Davis made a massively dumb take on the effects of wildfire smoke being "mental".  2017 Brown Lowlights Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod  Leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses 

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I regret to inform you that this is my fault, Tom. It says. Yeah, what I did was I went to Etienne's mom's house and taunted her. And in a fit of primordial rage, she quite understandably decided to... What beer are you drinking? The Longliner. Nice. I know where that brewery is yeah

we've been there together we have been there together uh i i i apologize to my fellow americans for the rage of the quebecois i guess the uh the losing the planes of abraham wasn't enough for these people so yeah you kill one british general and they and then and then your whole and then all hell breaks loose and he can't breathe yeah i uh i have successfully been mostly avoiding it uh the haze because i don't have a real job but uh uh i corinne is at a happy hour right now and i'm getting periodic updates from my little asthmatic baby oh no yeah she's she's she's fighting through it she's fighting through it i don't know i hope she's indoors she is she's like i have to go inside like i want to go like i want to go outside i'm just like no you can't it smells like a fucking campfire yeah you can't do that so you pay um yeah so you you you got the use i don't know you're bad angered

an elder quebecois god yeah yeah this is some fucking uh what's his name uh the author of the american neil gaiman shit like yeah american gods yeah yeah some god from france got imported over yeah that is how it would appear at this point honestly some gallic deity uh lou or whatever that version of it is yeah it's a bummer it's my fault i'm sorry everybody uh oh but but but but but but breaking news breaking news breaking news yeah uh messy is gonna go to miami wait yes yep messy the that messy the best soccer player ever yes he's going to yes miami inter miami inter miami yep damn uh okay well that's kind of get, but that's all right, I guess. Wow. Yeah.

Breaking news. That's definitely wild. He's the first sports billionaire just from his salary. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know if one guy is going to make the team really good, but that's really fucking insane. I mean, he won them a World Cup basically by himself. Oh, well, Beckham, does Beckham own it or run it?

He might. I don't know anything about MLS besides what our erstwhile colleague tells us. Yeah. And I'll be able to tell you a little bit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You went because I was at Ed Sheeran. Yeah.

Which I actually was dope as fuck uh not gonna lie to you he the guy can play he he can play he does it all himself that's that's pretty impressive like oh like on a loop pedal he just uses a loop pedal to do the whole thing it's actually very technically impressive i i can't imagine that someone who sells at a stadium is going to like usually put on the bad show i mean obviously you have bad bands like bands that suck ass live but yeah yeah um i'm trying to get this uh this i i i'm trying to get this stream to work of uh what am i going what am i doing uh padres mariners uh so say what's the 10KL game of the week? Yeah, game of the week is Padres Mariners. There's an ACLU ad playing right now, which I guess is...

On your newly legal stream? No, I'm actually using the bootleg stream because I'm on my PC. I think it does work on the fucking fucking website but what i'm sure it does but i'm more comforted by the bootleg septa logo uh yes streaming site makes you feel makes you feel warm and fuzzy another thing we should talk about is the liv pga merger which as far as i can really work out is just the saudi government just bought the pga yeah um that's yeah that's pretty wild too there's been some like we last recorded like i don't know like three weeks ago two three weeks ago yeah so there's like some wild shit that's gone down in terms of like mergers acquisitions type of stuff with that

like now we have um because ufc got bought out by wwe right uh yeah ufc got bought out by was it wwe i believe so no ufc bought wwe oh all the way around okay all the way around to endeavor yeah um yeah that's that's that's wild um yo oh shit i just realized the the quebec wild conspiracy continues yeah the the team that played uh the union on uh it was the montreal cf montreal it's not the impact who are no longer with us i don't think yeah yeah cf montreal which what does cf stand for club football probably right But somehow, Etienne's mom thinks I'm nice, apparently. Or just doesn't hate me. Yeah, I don't blame her for hating me. She's not wrong, Th know um yeah all right uh so yeah we're all dying in a fire sorry we're being

consumed this sucks honestly i didn't think it was i didn't think it was gonna go like this yeah i i do you remember right before code when all this show was happening in australia uh the the apocalyptic skies i'm sorry i'm trying to figure out why i just got an ad for i'm what bootleg stream am i watching that it's showing me mbcs philadelphia ads hmm what i'm so confused maybe maybe the stream you have oh they they rescheduled tiger tigers fills oh they did oh good yeah yeah there's a guy on twitter bobby martrick he's like the he's a meteorologist um i watch i'll watch his like long-form discussion video sometimes but they're making it up till tomorrow but yes that has been

scheduled so he's he's one of the guy he's one of like the his company is like one of the um groups the phillies consult with and but they don't always listen to him i i he'll respond to you on twitter i asked him he's like is this a league decision or like the team and he's like i don't know they they asked us to leave the call oh yeah so they were trying but i guess they canceled after they saw that it's literally the worst the air is being in philly in like yeah in like what 13 14 year number one that 15 years it's fucking great i mean it really is like i like like you know i'm sure by the time this is i'm gonna try to get this one out quick relatively quick but it might be till saturday yeah okay i got mariners padres working no mariners

no it's good it's good let me mute it okay i'm good yeah all right good yeah we need this podcast relies on all of us being paying attention at all times yeah it's admittedly better when we're not uh i i do want to say like dude it sucks out here like it does do my eyes hurt my eye and throat you were outside all day too from what you told me. I just, dude. We had field day. My eyes, you know what's funny? You mentioned that my eyes started stinging a little bit. Yeah.

This sucks. And I got central air with, like, a HEPA thing, and, like. Yeah, me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I feel bad for, like, people who's got their animals out there and shit. Oh, shit, yeah. Yeah.

Like, especially you got, like, those, those like dogs that shouldn't exist like mine that's got a little snub nose oh he's a cute dog though um um you just misgendered my dog she's very cute fuck you she's very cute she's old and she shits on the floor all the time now um yeah we all do it uh you want to roll the intro oh yeah we should probably it's been well we've gone 20 minutes before doing the intro before, so. Yeah, well, we don't want to piss that one guy off on Patreon, I guess. Yeah, all right. Hello, welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. Fuck you, Rice to Ricky Sanchez.

Yeah, we got to talk to Bobby. He's a fan, apparently. Of Rice to Ricky Sanchez? Yeah, Mets fan and a Spike Eskin fan. I'm going to fuck Bobby up. I'm going to fuck Bobby up. I'm going to fuck Bobby up. What's up, Bobby? Yeah.

Fuck the Mets and fuck you too. Yeah. Also, yeah, we love you, but. Yeah. Oh, we also fuck you too. Yeah. I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he, him, with me is my co-host, yay.

Liam. All right. Announcements. My pronouns are he and him. Oh, yeah. Announcements are his pronouns. June bonus is going to hopefully be with Kate Wagner. I got to schedule that.

Yeah. On cycling. The May bonus is out, and people have liked it. People like Patrick. Yeah, well, he's very handsome. People like Patrick. He is handsome, but he also knows a lot of shit about fighting sports, and we definitely should have him back at some point,

especially once this UFC merger thing comes. That would good like sell sound oh speaking of wrestling rip iron cheek yes just passed away today um recording this on the 7th of june um voicemail call in 267-371-7218 give us your name and pronouns patreon.com slash 10 000 losses for the bonus episodes um the dollar gets you uh access to the mall because yeah we're cheap we don't sell ourselves correctly um shit yeah man um so i i had put down in the news not going in order but like the phillies were going to try and play in the smoke but i'm glad they're not did you watch the game last night yeah yeah that was it was i was like shit is it raining down there because there was like some passive thunderstorms yesterday it was like nah

that's just fucking smoke and uh did you did you hear rob thompson at the end uh i don't think so delivering your amazon order what no nothing nothing uh yeah so so they asked at the press conference like rob what did you think about that smoke he's like oh that was smoke i didn't smoke anything like yeah it's from canada he's like he just goes canadians because he is canadian um i i there was a very funny uh exchange with john crook and what's his name that i can't remember right now tom mccarthy about uh yeah tom mccarthy about uh calling the england games and john cro's like, I don't want to fucking go to England. He's like, I don't want to go. And Tom McCarthy's like, why not?

It would be fun. Like, why don't you want to go with me? And John Crook's like, I don't like England. I don't like soccer. Do you like soccer? And Tom McCarthy's like, yeah, like, I like it. And John Crook goes, you look like a soccer guy. I was like, you guys are, that is outstanding work.

That really made me laugh. I love it when people turn into like Phillies games and Crux on, they're like, who's this guy? He's just, he's talking about sandwiches. He's complaining. Like, what is this? And I'm like, that's, that's John Crux, man. That's the Crucker.

I will say in terms of sports analysis, I watch because I hate myself quite in terms of sports analysis, I watch because I hate myself, quite a bit of Pac-12 basketball. And you get Bill Walton on there. And some 19-year-old will just back rim like a 20-footer and he'll be like,

that was terrible. Let me tell you about touring with the Grateful Dead now. Like, dude, what the fuck? It's like 1230 Eastern. I'm just like, oh, man. What am I doing?

I'm questioning my life choices that led to this spot. Like, Kruk is great, but they have like Ben Davis on it. Ben Davis, he gets a lot of shit. He's got the squarest face in the world. He does. He does. But he was like, kind of like a cup of coffee guy like never really played that well and he gets so mad when other teams make mistakes yes it's like oh you gotta you gotta cover you know you gotta do that yeah yeah yeah you gotta come you know cover the throat what's you're like

dude are you okay yeah ben it's like dude chill like you're a knowledgeable guy you know and then i don't know like then you got ruben tomorrow who a lot of people hate he's knowledgeable but i don't mind ruben but he's not that pass you know yeah yeah crook crook should be the guy yeah i think it's probably i don't think he wants to be full-time no no i don't think so either uh but yeah so philly's doing better don't want to don't have too much really they're they still blow 500 but hey look at sorbers sorbers getting good we won yeah uh they've won what three 29 and 32 we've won like four in a row i think oh wow yeah okay so i mean they dropped the series against the mets which was horrible oh that was yeah that was real bad they dropped the series against the Mets, which was horrible. Oh, that was, yeah.

That was real bad. That was the nadir of the season. Yeah, that was pretty fucking tragic. Yeah. Yes, I don't know. But yeah, no, it's good, and we're going to be at a game, so. They won four in a row.

Yeah. Not bad. And before that, they lost five in a row so you know in balance and all things yeah and uh yeah you said that you want to learn how to keep score um at the game that we're gonna i i did not say that i'm pretty sure you did oh talking what i said was oh boy i'm gonna get so fucking hammered that i'm that i believe that i am kyle schwarber hey don't let your dreams be dreams man um so uh i'm gonna i'm gonna go to the union game thing just because before i forget about it we were talking about like the montreal the not the impact in montreal cf montreal now yeah they're not impact anymore That was 10 years ago. Yeah, so shouts out to Charlie

and the Sons of Ben, and I think the guy's name was Jeff from the Sons of Ben for basically, I mean, I pay for my ticket, but they pay for my parking in the Sons of Ben tailgate. That's awesome. It was a hell of a good time. Yeah, did you have fun? Dude. I assume you did.

Unlimited beer and food before a good time. Yeah. Did you have fun? Dude, I assume you did unlimited beer and food before you get started. Yeah. All right. Then they're like, all right, last call for alcohol. And then some guy pulls up in his truck and he's like, we're walking in beers,

fellas, boys. Yeah. It was LGBTQ pride night. So they, they, they're very included. I've never seen such an inclusive fan group.

Awesome. Awesome. Yeah. Sons of Ben, like these like guys are like diehard soccer fans had, had pride flags. Um, yeah. Walking in beers for, for whatever you want it. Chant singing songs. I was sending you, sending you pictures. Uh, they, they had, you know, CS gas, I guess to make us gay or whatever.

Um, um, it didn't, M2 straight didn't work. Uh, but. Oh, okay. ass i guess to make us gay or whatever um it didn't i'm too straight it didn't work uh but oh okay uh dude it was that it was an experience like i hadn't been in like that route it felt like playoff baseball but it was regular season soccer that's fucking rad yeah what an atmosphere dude they played drums the whole time they got guys in the crowd like trying to amp up i was in the supporter section um it was really it was really um it was really fun they won three to nothing they dominated montreal apparently they're not a very good team good um but yeah take that atlanta's mom yep uh glad you the stadium has not been the podcast has made a new enemy yeah Yeah. All right. Who are our enemies, though? We got Spike Askin.

All of us are Ricky Sanchez. Right. Yeah. There's the... We got, well, 10,000 posts. Yeah. I'm trying to think who else is our mortal enemy. The Temple Officers Union. Yeah.

Yeah. Our sword enemy is just everybody. Basically everybody. Even you, listener. yeah not not quite as much content as wtyp has but yeah to get off of our enemies list uh sign up for the patreon yeah the $10 tier takes you off catholic baby yeah oh man the guy who struck me out today by the way was a was a falcon it was falcon on falcon violence oh no yeah yeah i got struck struck out played i almost accidentally hit a dude in a father judge hoodie the other day accidentally accidentally that's that's what i'm gonna plead

yeah yeah i was i was turning right um and he was jogging but he had come around the corner and just like took off and i didn't i wasn't really like like it would have been like a very low speed impact but i noticed like at the corner of my eye the red and blue and i was like judge boys crusaders yeah i saw an old head in a father judge crusaders hoodie the other day too too, and I was like, man, fuck you. Why don't you go to North? The academics, I guess, were too difficult. Yeah. Learning's hard.

Learning is hard. This is an ableist. Judge is a bad school for bad people. Yeah. There's a lot of old North teachers apparently went there. I don't know. It's a cop school. North professors, teachers apparently went there. I don't know. It's a cop school. What, Judge or North?

Judge. Well, North kind of is too a little bit, but it's closed so we can abjure ourselves of that. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah. Fuck you, Cardinal Regali. Yeah. I guess all Judge alum are our enemies.

Yeah. Except for, well, except for my one buddy. Yeah, all right. You're my enemy. You're my enemy. Like provisionally, like there's times where we're cool, but it's like a love hate relationship. Sure, I understand. Do you want to talk about Nick Nurse?

Sure. And the Sixers who are going to do worse now. Yeah, I love how Nick Nurse's first interview has, has Howard Eskin. Ask him, well, do you want, do you want James Harden on this team?

It's like, well, he'd be like, it'd be great to have him back, man, but do you want him on this roster? It's like, all right.

All right. Howard, calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Yeah. That's his, that's his thing. know he's he's

a character he's right exactly he's doing a bit yeah i i don't know man i mean he does the tom tibideau thing current coach of the new york knicks where he runs his stars like 45 minutes at night yeah so joel and beads legs are going to be made of crab meat by the end of the first round uh i don't know where the sixers are going with james harden i i kind of expect he will resign yeah maybe on like a one year like deal like there's no point giving him like a five-year deal like he's 33 and if he wants to go back to houston so fucking bad he can go but he's he's more likely to get it to get a ring with us than he is yeah exactly exactly so that's why he's gonna end up on the boston celtics somehow and my beloved boston celtics who choked

on their own shit and died yeah it was pretty bad but jimmy jimmy butler's pretty fucking sick jimmy butler good at basketball, especially in the playoffs. Yeah. Nikola Jokic, don't ask him about his best friend, Darko Milicic, and who he votes for. Yeah, so I think, if you don't know, he's literally a fan of the Chetniks and is a far-right Serbian nationalist or Croatian. Yeah. I mix them up.

They're all this fucking same it's the same it's the same fucking language um it legitimately like they that's how we got shot yeah yeah you can get shot by a serb um oh yeah archduke franz ferdinand yeah shit me me and the habsburgs that's the shaky hands but even it's just both of you getting shot to death by a serb which would be pretty funny also pissing off anarchists that's another uh yeah yeah you do kind of annoy me a lot yeah well actually the black cam weren't anarchists though were they they were serving nationalists serve nationalists yeah yeah we think of them as anarchists just because

out of the stereo like the right right right but now that's the anarchist is the one that got the what's her name she was like they said she was like the most beautiful she was genuinely actually really pretty um she was like the art the empress not empress she was like the consort of the Archduke. I have no idea what you're talking about, bud. Oh, all right. Let's see. I'm going to Google hottest woman in history. All right.

All right. I like it. Let's see. Austrian woman, Austrian noble killed by anarchists. Empress Elizabeth of Austria. Thank you. you yeah in 1898 was murdered in geneva um and yeah that was franz joseph's wife ah yeah and uh yeah uh i mean some of those paintings man i got you got i got i got to kind of gotta get stiff right yeah those paintings are just absolutely out of control.

Yeah, that's a very fucking normal thing to think. Are you okay? Oh, right. Hold on. Portrait of Elizabeth depicting her long hair. One of two so-called intimate portraits of the Empress of all its existence.

Was kept a secret from the general public. I got you. I got you. You could definitely be like that. Oh, yeah, that's Tom's type. Yeah. Yeah, all right. What's up, Elizabeth?

She's been dead for a hundred... She died a hundred and one years before I was born. All right. Anyway. Oh, farting. Oh, I thought that was the echo of me making a noise. No, that was me farting.

All right. So, yeah, Nick Nurse is going to get killed by... Yeah, Nick Nurse is going to run this team into the ground. They're not going anywhere. Nothing's happened nothing's changed uh we should we should talk about the eagles uh oh yeah on probably like next week or the week after like once you get like a better idea of what the roster is maybe gonna look like yeah definitely um yeah it's not like a ton of changes like now but yeah there's stuff i mean especially with the new guys but yeah we definitely should right um what's true i guess once training camp exactly fully opens um yeah sorry we have a short one for you folks this is just a uh

slim slim week well it's it's starting to become that time of year where shit slows down. It's just going to be baseball content 24-7. Yeah. I do have something that's baseball, not baseball, basketball related. Yeah, I see here in the notes. Hit me with it. All right. So NBA 2K. So it's the free game on PlayStation Plus or whatever.

One of the free games this month. So I got it. All right. I haven't played 2k since like i want to say 19 right which which was fun and and but and and i will say this out of all the console sports games they have the best franchise mode and sure they have one where you got all these like different areas and shit that you could like 80s and they make the commentary look like the 80s right but man so i create my player which i try to scan my face doesn't really work so uh but the the entire the it's there are so

many fucking ads and not just like like oh like you have an ad here and now they're like on the screen like right like like billboards and like the fake city which is it which is a a uh by the way it is an urbanist paradise because there's no cars hey it's like go over and say hi to jake from state farm come on dude you gotta listen to like a minute talk with jake from state farm uh go over and talk to uh zion williamson about mountain dew like those are your quests that's ridiculous yeah and they don't tell you that the quest doesn't really lead to anything they make it sound like it's like like oh like maybe you'll get like you know some badges for your player because you got to build your player and then look the um you start off with like a 60 overall player out of like 99 which is actually lower than you think so it's like it's it's shit it sucks your your player fucking sucks i mean you

have to to level them up but you have to earn like the virtual currency it takes 450 000 dollars worth of the virtual currency that's something like 200 to fully level up your character jesus yeah and that's including the grinding except for the badges and like there's a lot of like good stuff it's a good basketball game it's a good sim it's but at the same time dude holy shit it's got worse because i remember there being some of that stuff in 2k19 but yeah this it's that's how i feel about watching we talked about this watching sports in general is like difficult now because of the sheer amount of like gambling ads yeah like just gambling ad after gambling ad after gambling ad and it's crept into like abc

six is like sports coverage yeah yeah it's like local sports presented by draft kings like why i'm wondering when they're gonna actually let you do gambling on uh in the fucking game i It's like local sports presented by DraftKings. It's like, why? I'm wondering when they're going to actually let you do gambling in the fucking game. I know you can do weight like wagers on or like a pick them thing. You're in points, but whatever. Right. Like like they it is insane. It's it's it's it's legitimately like the number of ads. And it's like I know that the market they go towards and and like there's like a black lives matter store in the game like yeah which of course you

know that we're all for that right we're all you know that feels very deeply cynical though but it feels cynical yeah and you can get like at least you don't have to pay for like the shirts or whatever because if you did i would have been like jesus christ right that would have been fucking that late stage capitalism right there right right right yeah i just remember zooming in and it's like black lives matter like that i mean i understand i understand like like why they wouldn't want to do like a social you know justice aspect considering you know the the NBA walkout and all that. And yeah, the NBA itself has its own cynical reasons for promoting it. But yeah, like we're, like I said, we're both pro that, but, um,

or pro like, you know, black liberation river. But, um, yeah, it just, it just, everything's commercial. And then like, there's so much, like, everything seems to be all the dialogue in the game and it is there are funny moments like they must they must have actual writers writing a script for like this cut scenes and stuff there's a shitload of cut scenes which annoys some people i don't give a shit if it's funny i watch it but right they everything's like it's like a yuppie dream it's like a yuppie entrepreneur. It's like a yuppie entrepreneur. Like it's like a world where everyone gets to be an entrepreneur.

It's like this neoliberal fantasy is what this like world world. And it's like, this like weird, subtle, I don't think they mean it to be like that kind of propaganda, but with like the dialogue and like the disjointed this with like the random go listen to, to state farm guy or mountain.

But you wonder if it's sort of on purpose it's not maybe on purpose but it's not an accident sort of deal right right because it's the kind of people who'd be writing that who'd be willing to write that kind of stuff right yeah would be kind of on board with this shit and it's yeah it's yeah oh you're you're a startup you know sports player agency like that kind of shit but yeah goddamn man i don't know what rent costs in the city um where you can walk and there's a medieval castle in the middle of a north american city but um okay yeah i'm here for it yeah yeah yeah sure um but um damn that's 20 grand uh like a square foot kind of fucking rent like it's insane i don't know it just

obviously it's a fantasy it's a video game and i'm probably this is me putting my english teacher hat on like kind of like doing an analysis of what i'm seeing oh sure but it it's fucking weird man like versus like mlb the show where it's like all right you're a baseball player uh what happens when when you do your like career mode the coach would be like hey taking not taking a lot of walks why don't you uh work on that in the cage oh and your answers are okay skip or oh i don't need to skip like like this is a basketball game we're talking about right exactly it's just it don't feel deeply cynical yeah i think that's that's what it is is like even if it wasn't meant to be that way it's sort of like the people who are paying a good amount of money

to see their brand in the game yeah like are gonna they're gonna get they're gonna get there like they're gonna get it and you know i i've had these you remember when battlefield 2042 first came out many years ago 2142 and there were all those ads in the game like so much that it marred the experience yeah it just like it feels like that's how i feel like watching like watching the nba now is like a chore yeah where it's just like oh here's like presented by draft fucks and this other thing presented by draft fucks and this right and then like you get these players who are like you know yeah they shouldn't be allowed to gamble on their own

sport but like the right but like the bullshit it's it's a little it's a little much you know what i mean too much it's too much it's like every like like already every space is taken over by advertising now it's like every second right every second you must be being advertised to you must you know like this is the you know i think the phillies do this this is the toyota rav4 thinning it's like oh yeah the rav4 thinning hockey's the same way like the f-150 you know tough whatever like everything is just like you know presented by you know dodge or whoever it's just like shut up i i you know what i'm looking forward to when call of duty is like this is the raytheon airstrike i don't understand why they don't partner like as

i and i'm saying this purely like i'm probably giving them ideas like why not just partner with lockheed martin like i mean they partner with this department of defense right on the record that's not like a secret or anything it's open right and it's a recruiting tool america's army yeah all that shit i mean do you remember there was an ad and i forget what um there was like two or three hip-hop artists and it was like for call of duty like for the online one that you can just like it's like free to play and they're like driving around like you know like i don't know like a bandit airport or something like that and they're like shooting at each other and it's like yo we're just hanging out with buddies like we're having fun just shooting at each other it's like dude like all right man like have you seen what it looks like what what five five six yeah yeah

looks like when it goes through someone's fucking head like it's not fun and i like call of duty i just yeah we love violent games both of us but it's just like i don't love the idea of like war is just clicking buttons and like yeah just having a good time with your pals out there smoking a you know a seven-year-old child to death like oops oops you hit the wedding yeah like yeah no well achievement unlocked achievement unlocked yeah exactly oh man the obama presidential library is just a children's library that's been bombed it's just xbox consoles with call of duty on it yeah right but i haven't seen anything about his i've seen that his netflix show is apparently like heinous i was just very neoliberal but i can't i know i don't think you're a big fan of chapo guys but they uh they did it no no i'm not

not not typically but i think a lot of it is just like i don't listen to podcasts normally and then it's just like man i don't like not to this isn't donkey on chapa specifically i just don't give a shit what anybody else thinks i i like them politically they do a good job when there's like media and stuff out they do do a good job of kind of like breaking down like i i believe that and from what the segments that i have heard that i've liked are all those the like media dissection threads yeah less that less the come down kind of stuff which is yeah not i mean it's taylor swift baby yeah uh didn't they didn't they uh didn't she break up with him yeah she did yeah she's gonna date stavi next i uh ross and i were talking about that saying

that we earnestly hoped that happened oh that would be funny uh well speaking of which hold on a second one second oh dude hell yeah dude all right there we go thank you um i was i was i really pissed off jay when uh ross was doing that stream yeah um because i kept uploading new sound bite drops and I, I guess I've gotten so quick with addition. I was just able to rip shit really fast. Yeah.

We really need to work on this. I was like, hell yeah, dude, guitar riff. Thank you. Thank you for you people. I'm going to revoke your access.

Sorry, Jay. Revoke your access. You're a monster. Jay, you're so handsome. You're so handsome. So, and you are coming on eventually. Jay, you're so handsome. You're so handsome. So handsome.

So handsome. And you are coming on eventually. I promise. Yeah. Assuming he's talking to us now. Yeah. Yeah. What are you going to do? What are you going to do?

Go watch that live stream. The three hours of just pure chaos. Do not eat. Yeah. Yeah. Do not watch. I don't know uh where are we at um yeah so that's my 2k rant like i don't know it's just like i like i like what you said like cynicism it just they kind of like put a fine point on it like i think it like it's selling like a false bill

of goods to kids. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's my biggest problem with it, too. Yeah. Because I'll talk to my kids about it and they'll be like, you play 2K? It's like, yeah. Yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. Not that old.

Yeah. Well, they also look at my skin color, too. And they're like, oh, really? You're into that? Yeah. It's like. Yes. It's like, no, actually, I like basketball, guys.

I'm a white boy from Northeast Philly. Yeah. I like basketball. Fuck yeah, dude. I'm a white boy from Northeast Philly. Yeah. I like basketball. Fuck yeah, dude. I'm a Philly guy. Um, I'm not from the Northeast,

but yeah, that's a no close enough, man. Kenzo. Kenzo. Kenzo. Yeah. Well,

I'm sorry for disrespecting you. Yeah. You said that as you're sitting somewhere in the vicinity of Kensington. I am. I am. Hello. All right. Um,

yeah, don't be wrong. I have to tell people exactly where I fucking live. I'd be like, All right. Yeah, don't be rude. Tell people exactly where I fucking live. I'd be like, well, the L's pretty big. Yeah, you can... Thank you. Moving on swiftly. All right.

Oh, dude. Hell yeah, dude. Stop it. Stop it. All right. All right. Ivan Propakov is gone or proco i'm not gonna say his name right yeah yeah off he goes off he goes to columbus the bag the bag by jackass all right you want to do voicemails yeah so we got um we got it says mo i don't know if it's actually mo so we'll find out when i click yeah we rely a lot on Google voice to text. Yeah. And then we got two for Charlie.

Once I think from the Wednesday game where Jason Kelsey was chugging a beer. And then the other ones from after we were hanging out. So let's, anyway, let's get to Moe. Yeah. Hey, 10K losses. This is Moe from Canada Land calling in. Oh, no. You don't usually get a lot of news about Philadelphia up here, but I saw a post.

Did you know that the Philadelphia Horticultural Society will work with you, if you live in Philadelphia, to plant a tree in areas that don't have trees? Yes, we do. If you live on a shitty block with just sidewalks and no trees, you can apply to the Tree Tenders Program through the Philadelphia Horticultural Society, and they'll help you cut a hole in the sidewalk and plant a tree and teach you how to raise it. I thought that was really cool. So I'm calling into the only Philadelphia podcast I know to let you know about it. Thank you. Also, I was listening to your latest episode and I'm kind of disappointed you didn't mention

the Blue Jays Vladimir Guerrero Jr. He's a little on the chunky side, but that's not a bad thing. He's a good looking dude. Hi, Tom. Any guests that might be there or not, who knows?

Have a great day. Bye-bye. That was fucking upbeat as shit. Thanks for calling in, Moe. That made my whole day. That is like a beautiful, a very good elocution. Yeah. Yeah.

Very good, Moe. That fucking role. Drama voice. The building, I loved it. Yeah, Moe, do radio, bud. You'd be terrific at it. Definitely. Your voice is too nice for podcasts.

Yeah, yeah. We edit like shit. Yeah, it's called me listening to the podcast. Yeah, it's... Leaping, whatever needs to be leaped. You do better than I do at editing. I'm just like, throw it into Audition and release it. No editing.

I have a batch processing that goes through. And then I have... I tried to shorten the silence. I think the last one, I forgot to processing that goes through. And then I have... I tried to shorten the silence a little. I think the last one I forgot to do that. It's very minimally edited. Except for the beeps. We gotta do the beeps. Otherwise we'll be delisted.

Yeah. Our houses would have been identified. Yeah. I mean, Jesus Christ. our houses would have been identified. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Jesus Christ, we've been encountered in wild and public once, and that was not... Didn't love that. Yeah, it's all good.

Fake-ass Bill Burr. All right, let's see. Oh, Charlie. We got Charlie from Roxborough. Hey, guys. Charlie from Roxborough. Hey, guys. Charlie from Roxborough. He, him. Yay, Liam. Hey, Tom.

Union. Two for two in the last two weeks. A draw and a win at home against D and then New England and then they went to the baseball stadium. The home of Mr. Met and beat NYCFC.

Must be nice to beat a New York team. Big win. Especially coming off of getting knocked out of the Open Cup and stuff. You know, building towards the very long league cup break. Bunch of games. Games against Montreal next Saturday. Somebody will be there. Not saying who.

Now I know I have your own number now. I'm not going to say it. Yes. I love Charlie. He's so nice. It's going to be fun. Looking forward to that. They've got a game against Charlotte between there so

busy schedule later guys thank you Charlie thanks Charlie that's funny is it okay if I answer your phone number are you sending me tickets yeah it's fucking

don't ask Charlie for my number I don't have your number i was kind of speaking to the audience not you oh ask me for tom's number and for my mlb tv which which i i gotta say the fact that mlbB makes my same Philly season tickets password with my financial shit on there, the same as the goddamn TV one, that's kind of dumb. I'm not going to – Oh, I should send you a screenshot of the –

what do you call it? Like the captive portal for work. Dude, it sends you an email in plain text with your IP, your Mac, your email, all the information, everything that you input it. It's in the link. That's very secure. But it's not required. It's, what do you call it? It's after a question mark.

Right. So it's completely unnecessary for the login? It's after a question mark. Right. So it's completely unnecessary for the login. I don't know why that does that. That's amazing. Fucking stupid. What a way to configure that. I'm shaking. Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe one of these mornings I'll record the video of how long it takes me to log in. It's fucking hilarious. All right. Excuse me. Charlie number two this is post union beating the fucking montreal cfs and i um i gotta say this they were um i i got into the spirit and i did yell go back to france and i got some looks people were very confused uh but yeah i was like how many que. But yeah, I was like,

how many KBQ are actually here? I was like, fuck it, Tabernak. Yeah, alright. Anyway, here's Charlie. This one's a little longer. Hey guys. Yay, Liam. Hey, Tom. This is Charlie from Roxborough.

Union keep rolling along now. Nine games unbeaten after two wins at home this week on Wednesday night. Big Boy Summer truly began with Jason Kelsey signing the drum, bending the drum head and breaking my allot in order to start a game where the Union only get one goal to beat Charlotte 1-0. And then big boy summer really began when I finally convinced one of you guys to go out to a union game.

Wonderful time with our beloved Tonom. And, you know, first game, Pride Night, got attacked with Sons of Ben, Sissy Hypnogast. Yeah. And then rolled at the end, impacted Montreal. Yeah, they got smacked. 3-0.

Oof. Deleting crime. Good. Getting the first and third goals. Easier could have been 5-0. Like, really. That's awesome, dude. doing crime getting first and third goals easy gonna be fine nothing like really getting awesome technical and move them from I think it's a start of this run they were out of the playoffs in the East to second in the East nine points back Wow into that II or both the East and the supporter shield this

closes out a stretch of a bunch of home games. Now they're going to have four of the next five on the road, including two in California. Criss-crossing back and forth between now and the start of the league's cup. So, yep, you know, I don't know what the Phillies are doing, but they continue to be strong. Sucking, Charlie. They're sucking.

The unions are at least turned around in terms of the league, you know, going out to the two cup tournaments. It's not ideal, but at least in terms of the league, they went from 11th to second place in the span of nine games. I just want to say if anybody is thinking about going to a uni game, let me know. We can help you out. DM me at cplwolf on Twitter. Later, guys.

Thanks, Charlie. I love Charlie so much. He's a nice guy. He was wearing a trans pride flag uh soccer jersey oh yeah yeah that was pretty sick um fucking rad yeah he he um and he's a fellow transit guy too we were looking at the trains going by that's nice um what's he gonna say um oh you're right yeah sleepy i'm good oh my god so boring um oh stop it i'm worried i'm gonna start yawning that's the problem um we got um yeah we got a dm from

metric mike um i'm gonna he said so uh betcha bike says a friend of mine reminded me that 2017 browns who went 016 after going 1 of 15 2006 a while back someone put a low lights reel of 016 i gotta watch that yeah yeah it's in the it's in the um i'm sorry this is so fucking funny i don't think some of those interceptions should even be called that it was just an honest pass the opposing team they were handed the ball yeah it's, it's beautiful. It's beautiful. I look forward to watching that. I will put it in the show notes. Thank you. You can access that on the metric Mike DMs, the podcast.

Thank you. Okay. Oh, my God. Sleepy. I know. Sleepy William. We're wrapping this shit up. We're wrapping this shit up.

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