Ten Thousand Losses - Gland Slam

Episode Date: March 11, 2026

Tom & Liam riff about Irish shit, WBC, dumbass Italian guy who started a fight outside of Barstool Bar in Philly, and read your messages.  Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia. Bad things. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Ball. Dallas Cowboys. Head of Saves, Mike, John Cooney. And we're live. Well, no.

Are we really live? What is? Well, we're not actually live because your thing is. Yeah. You know, there it is. It's the time of year. It's starting to warm up. Oh, dude.

The Mets beat. Team Israel yesterday. That's a shame. I was really pulling for the Israelis. War with Iran good. And clip that and put it on the internet. Sure. It'll be in the transcript,

the AI generated transcript. I really like that there is a Zencastle transcript being generated on all these podcasts that are completely uncensored. Yeah. Oh, you should see the the slurs we say.

Oh, boy. Yeah. The, it's, it's, it's this March kind of miserable drizzliness. St. Patrick's Day is coming soon. I'm standing proudly. It's time to like listen to sad music and get depressed. Yeah. But like triumphal depressed. But time to watch my favorite sad movie, when that shakes the barley.

I was going to say when that shakes the barley. Yeah. That's, yeah. What an amazing film, but what a fucking downer it is. Oh, yeah, dude. By the way, I didn't realize that the right, I mean, I should be obvious, but like Ken Loach is like straight up comrade. Yeah. Like, no, this movie is like that, no, communism was good and the anti-communist one.

That was in the States. Yeah. Because I've been, we were talking about. Pre-standers. Yeah, I've been spending. I spent about four or five hours last I read about opinions about Michael Collins. I see your text in the group chat. I know.

Well, the listeners don't. Yeah. And I also want to introduce a new segment on 10,000 losses, which is called the Match of Plicky Book of the Week. Yes, which is the second founding this week. The second founding. Yeah. That's about Savor.

Well, I'm sure he sent us a text about it. Oh, Eric Foner. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's about Reconstruction Amendments. Yeah. Eric Foner's a great historian. I always get him confused with

someone else. I can't remember the name. What's funny is if you watch he's on Ken Burns' Civil War documentary. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And you have like Shelby Foote given some sort of like country fry anecdote about General Lee.

Oh, generally, you know how he was, you know? He was in the morning given his He getting his biscuit bud and Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fucking his horse. Yeah, Eric Foner is like, yeah, so the war crimes committed by, like, just an actual scholar talking about the horrible things, the Confederates did. Oh, and General Stonewall Jackson, yeah, he was another character. They, you know, he would stare out in the middle distance and the soldiers would try to play games with him, try and see he could grab his ass without him noticing, you know.

Cut, cut to Eric Foner, you know. They're like we should have hanged all these guys. You know, really, yeah, they, they hang, not hanging these men was really a great mistake that we made. Not as colorful. Show me foot, great storyteller. Don't, don't, he, he's very much like Falkter, you know, like a, he was a complicated man who was like, yeah, we shouldn't. Yeah, black people should, like, somebody for it was like, black people should be equal, like, under the law.

Maybe. I was just saying. But sometimes, you know, you just got to say, if you. slurs, you know, like, like, he, he could tell he couldn't, he wanted to have the Southernness, but without the racism. Right. But then it would like slip through the cracks. Like he wanted to hold that cognitive distance. And I, I bristle when people like recommend Shelby Foote's Civil War as like your introduction to the Civil War. No, no, no, no. Read fucking Battle Cry of Freedom. That's what you start with. Battle Cry of Freedom, which I

keep meaning to reread. But. But, you know, I just, what's that? No. Oh, I thought you had your hand up as a pause for a second. No, no, no, no. I'm doing my torrents. You know how it goes. Oh, yeah, yeah.

But anyway, yeah, wouldn't the Shakespeare Barley, if you haven't seen that? That's the movie of the week. Great fucking movie. Absolutely terrific movie. Yeah. Killy Murphy. I think, was that his like breakout role? I think so. Yeah.

One second. Back. I think, I think he's my wife's hall pass. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's normal. I wouldn't issue one, but that's the one she would probably ask. Okay. I'll tell poor I voice my wife.

Yeah. I can't believe my wife will let me do Garvageddon. She doesn't want you to dive drinking 14 different kinds of scotch. So one of the things with bourbon. One of the things is if you come, you're going to have to do that. I'm going to make you do shots until you throw up. Oh, God. So it's like three shots now.

You don't have to do shots at all. I know. I've said this story on the on the pod before, maybe early days, but the 10 whiskey night where I drank 10 whiskeys in 10 minutes. And then the rest of the night is a blur getting pizza, Canyon Pizza in those other stuff of state college. Oh, yeah. Getting my Australian friend to stop trying to grope girls. Then I wake up and I'm in the attic of a frat with my fucking voter registration car. card out. I was talking about libertarianism.

That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. That is embarrassing. I was, but you know, I didn't try, I, I never tried to touch anybody. That, which is, which is, you know, touching people against their will is, is, it's embarrassing. Yeah. I, uh, don't do that, folks. I, like, I even, I even, I remember one, one party.

It was like talking to this girl for the day. Yeah. What's up? Somebody towards them. Yep, good. Talking to this girl and, like, getting her. number and realizing that she was too drunk to really even give me her number and I was like ah I might even get to text her I once was at a party that I hosted and I was telling the story

at work because everyone I've left to a coworker of mine and this very pretty girl I used before I met my wife we've had Irish coffee riot juice yeah and then we kissed and then I like fade to black but like remember like the last thing like are you okay that we did that she was like, yeah, it's fine. And I was just, and I was like, cut to black. And I just like went to bed. And Roz was like, yeah, you two kiss. And then you just went to bed.

Yeah. Just checked for consent first. I couldn't sleep until I knew it was going to say. On the floor. Ross was like, you just passed out on the floor. It was great. I don't know. Oh, my God.

War stories, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll see you next week, Tom. Yeah. Yeah. We hung out this past weekend.

Had some beers. Yeah. What's that? You're coming. I know I have to figure out the ride situation. Hang on. I got to figure out if the misses is coming for a second. All right.

Hold on. Hold on. Okay. We're going to get fucked in the ass. We're back. All right. Our pieces are out. Now we put it back.

Just like a fucking tape measure. Right back. Is that not how you gets off? Yeah. Visual only gas. I actually cut my hand on it. Fuck. They call me pointy McAnderson, man.

Yeah. It's like a duck with a corkscrew. It's some sort of weird evolutionary advantage. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shell razor hanging down there. Oh my God. All right. I'm going to just not even think about that. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yeah. Heroes and the Half Shell, is that what it was? Yeah, I think so. All right. I was more like X-Men and... I was a DC boy. Batman the Animated Series fucks.

But the, oh, Batman animated series is my... That was my shit. I don't really like superheroes that much. I do fuck with... I don't really fuck with superheroes either. Just because it's more grounded and also fucking, what's it called? Gotham is supposed to be where, like, Millville, New Jersey. Yeah.

There's no bedrock there. They would just sink it to the fucking Delaware Bay. Yeah, so what's like I say? Talk about Irish shit. I don't know. I don't fucking, I don't know. I watched the Phil's play spring baseball today.

Oh, how did that go? Pretty well. We were winning when I left lunch for work. We're playing the Boston Red Sox. My dad's beloved Red Sox. Oh, nice. The sacks. The Sacks, the Boston Sacks.

The sad sacks. Yeah, so that's good. We lost to Team Canada the other day. Did we? In the exhibition, yeah, five to three. Well, the Mets lost to Israel, so. That just makes me laugh. The Mets be in Israel, five, two.

Who be Israel? The Mets. They stepped right up and beat the Mets. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I was hoping for like Venezuela or something. No, no, no, no. But we're not in that. Nothing cool happens, dude.

The pool. Everything is bad and nothing good ever happens, you stupid asshole. Australia beat Chinese Taipei. Australia? Yeah, apparently behind some miraculous pitching I saw, but I didn't, I only saw the highlights. And then the Czechs got lit up by the Koreans. Yeah. So that's what pool, pool C, I think, is playing.

They're starting. They're playing in Tokyo, I believe. And tomorrow, Friday's got like the big slate of games. What time? Starting at 5 in the morning. The first game is Japan at Taipei at 5 in the morning. The last game is Taipei at Chechia at 10 p.m.

I'm excited. That's on FS1, right? FS1. This isn't going to go out in time, but. The Netherlands Venezuela game is on 2B. so and there's someone on the FS2 USA Brazil will be on Fox well yeah so when this comes out

it'll be fuck you well March 8th ish there'll be a couple good games on no team USA but um did you see oh I have something for

Australia at Japan or Korea at Japan on Saturday sorry the the Cal State Bakersfield story what happened I'll put that in my browser

Jesus Christ. Yeah, and ran guns, child pornography, possession of methamphetamine and marijuana's intent to sell. This is an assistant coach at Cal State University of Bakersfield. Kevin Mays, allegedly. Worked as a pimp across four states. Jesus Christ. Like currently, while he's the assistant coach or before, I mean, that does it make some difference?

While he was, I mean, he no longer works there. That's fucking insane. that is insane what is that dude that's bad that is bad let's let's do the intro because we're going to actually start talking about sports hello welcome to another episode of 10,000 losses the only Philadelphia podcast that exists I'm your host Tom Payne and my pronouns are he him and with me is my co-host yay Liam my pronouns are he him um no guests fuck you no announcements no We're going to have some fun guests on next week. Oh, boy.

We're already planning on annoying this shit out of you. Yeah. You're going to have four shit posters. Me personally? Yeah. We've talked about how annoying it's going to be. It's going to be annoying. Yeah.

I mean, we're annoying. Yeah. But our friends from batting around are coming on. So stay tuned for that one. Oh, we're going to have to talk some St. Patrick's Day shit, too, before then, too. Because that's the one that's going to come out on St. Patrick's Day. Yeah. Yeah.

Come to my house. Drink my whiskey. I'm going to think about what song I'm going to steal and put at the end of the episode for Shane Patrick's Day. That a boy. Voicemail calling 267, 371, 7218. Give us your name and pronouns. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. Did I put the bonus out in February or in, yeah, I did.

So we're going to have to do, we have to fucking do a bonus. It's that time already. man. It's every fucking month. Oh, I'm thinking the months already over it just started. It's March 5th, you stupid asshole. Yeah, I'm a moron. They call him stupid asshole Tom.

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And give us money because we need money for video games. games and beer. Beer books too. Yeah, we have to keep up with Matt Chapliki's arms race. I know. I went to the library and got some books. He reads so much, dude. He just does an hour a night.

If you're consistent, read an hour a night, and I'm like, I don't know how to read. I never learned. Yeah. Well, being in Philadelphia doesn't help either. No, our literacy rate is eight. Yeah. not eighth grade

eight years old just eight it's eight it's seven spelled wrong you put off seven fingers folks oh my god oh but though

the so I put up shit instead of sight in my PowerPoint I typed I was site posting oh my gosh

shit your sources I was putting in sight and then I just typed in shit and shit and they of course you know we're like oh it's like you got assholes say this shit every day

you curse worse than me I hear you guys in the hall my my mother ever since Donald Trump got reelected just curses like a sailor it's incredible she's like I never used to swear like this and I was like no that's because I was a child and you were not supposed to or whatever

I'm quoting my late grandmother who is dead I'm quoting her this is going to be a slur in it she one time dropped the end bomb when she was like starting to like go Lose it

You never talk you've never talk like that in your life Why are you saying that? But she was talking about Brazil nuts I'm like you know that we don't call them that anymore And she's like oh yeah Oh uh friend Friends Nuts

Yeah Nephew nuts No nephew toes Gonna have to cut that one Yeah Look up what they used to call for cell nuts. Don't cut that because it's going to be worse if we cut it.

Yes, that is worse. If I just believe it. Oh, you know. Yeah. No, my grandma is quote, my grandmother who's in the ground. She's dead so she cannot be a threat to anybody. Bless up. She said of the president,

I don't know why someone hasn't shot that bastard already. That's what she said. My mom has said, I disavow anything. to the effect. I disavow any sort of attempts on anyone's life. I disavow. I disavow. I disavow.

So speaking of Donald Trump, we're just talking about the World Baseball Classic getting started up. So that's exciting. Much more excited than spring training. Wouldn't you say? No. No.

No, you're really into introsquod games. Sick of ball. Yeah. I've been watching Oh man I've been watching It's conference tournament Yeah,

conference tournament basketball So I've been watching like the Atlantis The Atlantic Sun and like The Barbasol Horizon League championship For whatever So I learned that I was like It's the only one of these like low mid major tournaments That has like a like a name brand sponsor

Like you've heard of That's not like insane analytics company or like the Big 12 brought to you by like Raytheon. Right. And Barbisol is just out here like, yeah, Horizon League. See, and Hindi folks. They run like nine Barbisol ads a game. And I'm like, oh, I should buy some fucking Barbisol. Like, it is a great value.

Yeah. I'm watching. I'll tell you the games I've watched. I have to fire up ESPN.com to see the smoking wreckage of what I've had to say. Oh, if anyone's at March Sadden. on March 20th in Philly, I will be there. Oh, nice.

Boreat voiced my wife. My wife. Bore I voice my wife. Temple still has a chance to make it into the tournament. Yeah, they have to win the American tournament. Yeah. And then they would be. There's no way to get in that large bit.

It's a step-flat tournament. So they're right now, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, they're tied for eighth but they're like number nine uh so they made it to the tournament final last year and lost was two years ago no it was last year was it yeah yeah so yeah if they make if they if they if they they beat you you USF uh so i watched hold on i watched old dominion played georgia southern in the sunbelt fun belt uh i sent you that text i watched uh well the the parts of St. Joe's and Davidson.

St. Joe's won that, by the way. St. Joe's has earned a double buy in the A10 tournament. Oh, wow. St. Joe's could conceivably make it to the NCAA tournament. I mean, every team can conceivably make it. But, like, St. Joe's has, like, a clear path if they went out, win the A10 tourney, they will be, in fact, in March sadness. I watched a smoldering wreckage of Detroit Mercy, Milwaukee.

And I watched one more game yesterday. What was it? Oh, yeah, James Madison played Louisiana. That is not LSU. That is the University of Louisiana at Lafayette. Okay. Which was... It is absolutely...

Oh, and... Were they the ones with the racist name? The one... No, University of Louisiana. Louisiana is the raging Cajuns. No, which subcampus had the racist name? They were the Indians at one point. Is it Lafayette or Monroe?

I think that's Monroe. Okay. But now that they're called the Raging Cajuns, it makes me think that they were probably a racist. I like Raging Cajun. That's a good name. Yeah, I really like this sort of goofy. Like the other day I watched fucking,

on Tuesday I watched, I was talking to my parents about this. Purdue Fort Wayne. play the University of Wisconsin at Green Bay. I love it. I love that shit. It's sickle ball. It's sickle ball because it doesn't matter. And like, my mom was like, that's so sad.

These teams are never going to do all. Like, he'll never win, but you just might. Just might. Hey, and as, as we all here as Teddy Roosevelt stands, you know, it only belongs to the man in the arena. It's not the critic who counts. I just love. I love how how basketball is still the remit of like tiny Catholic liberal arts.

Weird shit. I really like with like 80 guys. Like half the campus is still on the team. Yeah. It's just a bunch of white boys back rooming a bunch of 20 footers. Yep. But like I really like there's something very romantic to me about March sadness, which is like, oh, you'll never win, but you just might.

Yeah. Like you will eventually lose to Connecticut or Duke, but you might knock off Kentucky while we're here. It's more like because it's like how like in the English soccer pyramid like Giant killers yeah yeah giant killers giant slings gonna happen you know Especially in there what their their cup their shield I forget which one of this The FAA cop yeah football association cup yeah like the the east south You know shit stin on pussy wick fucking who yeah right I was telling you my mom Bar-Far-Grammlers.

Fuck you state and who gives a shit. Yeah. The East Jesus fucks can get in. Yeah. Yeah. Ben, she's going to. He's going to play in the fucking eh. I don't know why I changed my accent there.

I can't do a good English accent to save my fucking life. I'm sorry. This has happened, you. I, yeah, I really like the just like, yeah, you know,

hey, we beat Kentucky that one. Lehigh beat Duke. 15 seed Lehigh knocked off number two Duke. Yeah. And then Norfolk State beat Missou that same year. There's a great song we should use as an outro.

You can find it on YouTube. It's just called Lehigh Beat Duke. And it's a guy rapping about A, how much Lehigh beat Duke and B, D. How much Lehiite sucks. I'll have to look that up. Beat Duke. I like how we transitioned seamlessly into the college basketball. I have always happy to talk about college basketball.

I, it is like, we're all college football sickos here. Mm-hmm. But there's a special room in my heart for like college basketball sicko. Because there's more, there's more. There's more of it. Division one. Right. Yeah.

Right. Like there's 300. I want to say it's 366 division one basketball teams. I think that number is correct. You don't need that many guys. And also you don't, you're not swapping guys out as much because they're like in their heads caved in. No, you're just like running a bunch of white boys like tall white boy from Serbia.

congratulations. You play for who gives a fuck tech. Yeah. How would you get a bottle? You just swung a bottle. I did. Is your finger stuck in the bottle? No.

How long was it stuck in a bottle for Leo? It's with the episode of Star Trek where Data gets his finger stuck in the Chinese finger trap. I can't figure out the mechanism. Lose it. Lose the finger. Lose the finger. You could just like take your arm off and then

You want to talk about this dumbass fucking Italian dip shit Fire up of this fucking Guido I can say it Is it you? No I'm not this moronic So There's been his rumor it was on Reddit

And it was confirmed First it was guys outside People basically were saying There was a fight outside Fergis Well apparently crawls for Fergis is the bar store the bar stool bar which I regret to inform you

I have been to God that place was suck it is very fun on a Tuesday at 4 p.m. Because it's probably the bartender's probably like thank a normal person yeah they're just like oh wow

like hey you want free shots and I'm like you do upside down Tuesdays let's do this so bare knuckle boxer Johnny in quotes Canoli Garbarino by the way

Canoli is plural so I don't know how many canolies you got Not too many in that skull Then destroyed an onlooker cell phone Yeah so he started a melee Outside this is the headline From the inquirer Sparked a melee outside bar store

Sansom it was caught on video I can't stand this the digital Age headlines It was caught on video just say he started a fight. And the- Well, no, because of anything, he broke it up, according to the Yankee.

Well, the video's not working for me. Hang out one second. I'm reviewing video footage, but yes, go ahead. So he... Jesus Christ. Started punching, I guess he got kicked out of the bar. How do you start punching the vestible to get in? Well, you didn't get kicked out of Fergis.

He got kicked out of Barstool. How do you get stick? How do you get... And then people started to pull him away. and he starts throwing punches. A cop gave him a fist bump after the fight. The cop was his friend and so he didn't get arrested. What dumb ass shit is this?

At one point he had trained the Flyers for like one summer. One time training last summer. He was never paid according to the Flyers. Oh boy. Yeah. According to Barstool employee working at night, Garbarino and a group of associates were asked to leave the subject at 2 a.m. because they had become unruly.

And it was closing type. Barstool management did not respond to requests for comment. So that's when he's like trying to get back in. Yeah. And yeah. The this dude is is punching the fucking door. Then I guess people told him like to knock it off and he got mad at them and he comes after the people.

Dude. Just go home. Just go home. just go home just go home you're like that's that's so stupid just go home just go home nothing good happens after 2 a.m. nothing good happens after 12 a.m. man and like I've been in bar fights what obviously like 10 years ago because I'm 34 like I just go home what are you doing you're a grown man also you're like a bare knuckle boxer like you're going to go after just regular people right like come on man the thing I believe in more than

Oh, God, my chair broke. Oh, shit. No, it didn't. Hang on. Hey, give me a second. Yes. No, the, uh, there it goes.

I hadn't set the weight support properly. Oh. Yeah. Because I sit up my chair. I don't do this. I have terrible posture. So I, oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm not. Yeah. Yeah. You can see me do this. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, I got to get a new chair. What's that? I have to get a new chair. Oh, did you piss in this one?

No, it's slowly, it's been breaking. I can recommend mine, which is a secret lab knockoff called Fantasy Lab. Fantasy Lab. Faze Clan. Yeah, Faze Klan. Whatever that means. Some dumb shit. I just go home.

You're a bare knuckleball. Like, what are you doing, dude? one of the another quote from the article was like everyone was like you're just letting him go the man recalled by sanders asking police the cops thought it was funny that's a very old school philly thing i didn't think was a thing anymore like this didn't actually like attack people um he he should be charged um he should be this guy's a moron he also said i'm obviously a popular guy in philly he said i know violence pretty well no one got beaten severely um i'm going to say what i said what i said said in the group chat, men like this should be gilded.

I don't know what that means. Have their nuts removed. Oh, yes. Okay. You don't, you can't use this testosterone responsibly. It could go to, someone else could use it. Yeah. I'll be right back.

I got to use the bathroom. Sorry. Yeah, no worries. All right. So, yeah, we're talking about this dumb ass. Then we should just job his nuts off. the video just has some like fucking crashing out and all I

I actually have a really hard time watching those kinds of videos because I just imagine myself and my legal my legal legally carried firearm taking control of the situation I'll leave it there

yeah let me see you fucking punch this dip shit I just get the fucking down on the ground just go home you too Tom oh my god why am I out 2 a M with a gun yeah good question

you live in bucks the only thing they could stop a bad Italian with a with a fist is a good Italian with a gun a woman Italian a bono Is Max Crosby and Eagle now Is he?

I don't know no Sydney Crosby's eagle nail I hope not I see that Lane Johnson uh tweeted at him with the eyes emoji I did hear that

I did hear that well he's uh got some really moronic tattoos yeah he'll be a great fit great fit yeah

we're gonna have to trade AJ Brown for him but it'll be a great fit Is that what we want to do? We want to get rid of Adrian Brown? I don't. He could be. I just need him to catch the ball good. Yeah, just catch the ball.

That's really. We were catch them unlike Aguilar. Yeah. Oh, Oklahoma hits two grand slams in 340 softball route of UTEP. What's that? Oklahoma, this is softball. They hit two gland. Glant.

Land slams. I'm not going to make that joke. Grand slams are going to be respectful. 34 to 0 route of UTEP. 34.0. That's embarrassing. That's, well, the University of Texas at El Paso, man. Yeah.

Is it Oklahoma or Oklahoma State? It's Oklahoma. So Oklahoma won softball, the women's softball championship, like back to back to back. Yeah, they're very good. They're very good. back. Glant Slam. I'll show you a glan slam.

All right. You want to get into, this is going to be a slightly shorter episode today. It was almost like a fucking, what, an hour of 45 last time? Yeah, you'll just have to live with it. So we got some listener messages.

Dip it in the mailbag. Some of the stuff's back from February. But we got, we got Wayne. And we did not. We did not talk about this. Although Wayne has, if you're in our Discord, you can listen to Wayne. Wayne kind of helps cover soccer around the world.

Yeah. Wayne says, hey, Tom, yay, Liam. Some really disgusting shit went down in the Champions League knockout stage. I saw this, yeah. Yeah, during the match between Real Madrid and Benfica, Benfica, Benfica. Benefica. Yeah. Vinikius Jr.

Scored the game's only goal while celebrating Benfica player Jan Luca Prestiani. I am so fucking tired of Italians. I know. This is really... Benfica is a Portuguese soccer club. Benfica.

I was like, yeah, because there's like a... There's missing a vow that would be there in the Italian. Yeah. Or Portuguese. No, what I'm saying is the name, if it was Italian, would have a vow. The Portuguese has weird shit. I wanted to suffer.

So, Prestiani pulled his shirt over his mouth and called him a racial slur. This calls Venikis, Venikius, to go over to referee to logical point and to have them review it. However, the review didn't get completed. And Prestiani was allowed to stay on the pitch. There's also been photos of Benfica supporters making racist gestures towards Vinicius Jr. as well. and Jose, oh my God, Portuguese names, Jose Morinjo, trying to defend his player and club. The manager, yeah.

Yeah, as, quote, not having an issue, end quote, UIF, UEFA, UEFA, I don't know how you say, is claiming to be investigating and trying to pull every mic used during the match. Now, I'll be the first to say that I don't like Real Madrid for a number of reasons, but for any player to be racially abused by another player, other fans is already disgusting. Restiani should be serving a multi-week ban at the bare minimum, and Benfica should be ordered to play a game in an empty home stadium.

And once again, Uifa is showing whatever standard has on racism is an empty promise. Fuck Prestiani. Fuck Jose Morino. Fuck Benfica and fuck Uifa. You want to read the next, Wayne? We got a lot of way to... Hey, Tom, Ye, Liam. Rapid Champions League ground up as things got crazy.

Borisa Dortmund took a 2-0 aggregate into Bergamo, Italy, and so a go up and flames is Adelanta, make a massive comeback to go forward, 14-a-gat with a 4-1 in the second. 4-1 win in the second leg. It was about the only good thing to go for any Italian club's good in the Champions League

as Inter got eliminated by Boto. I saw that fucking game. They're a Norwegian club. And Juventus watched somehow last racist than Italians. I don't like Italians. I've been very clear on this. there's some good Italians

no name five Giuseppe Garibaldi that's one also Who was the other Who was No I'm not helping you Just said

I just got a name five Leonardo da Vinci Okay Bernini Um What Guy is Ayulius Kaiser Um

Oh yeah, the guy's so brutal they wanted to hand it back to the Gauls for trial. This is of like 45 BC, dude. Marcus Antonio Pius. Not Pius. Orelius. That's five. Then I get five.

You can't name Romans. You got to name modern Italians. They were Italians. They're Romans. That's different. We're starting over. Benito Mussolini. Yeah, I was a way to make that joke.

I was going to say Sacco and Van Zetti, but you're a shit. I forgot about them. Filtly Marx is. Leninist. Hey, well, I'm watching, I've been watching the Marxist. You can have critical support. I can have critical support for an anarchist.

That you have critical support for me and I'm very handsome. Yeah. Yeah, critical support is the big, that's how we distinguish ourselves as Marxist Leninists. We can have critical support for things. Antichists only support things that will never happen. Only failed. No, cow.

he's gone. Real Madrid. Oh, so Boto. And is it Juventus or Juventus? It's Juventus and I'm not helping you anymore. Well, I say, Liam was going to his room and he's taking his webcam with him. Real Madrid defeated Benefica 3-1 on Agate.

No, hold on. Juventus watched their comeback against fucking same. Galatasaray, Galatasaray, Galatasaray, Galatasaray, Galatasaray, Galatasaray, Galatasaray, support for the IRA, of the raw, of the guy? It is Turkish. All right, well, I have been treated very well in Turkey, though. I wouldn't go back because everyone is a bonkers human being. Real Madrid defeated Benefica 3-1 on Niagara does the defense show support to Vin,

Vincius Jr. He was racially abused in the first leg and Pristiani said he called me anti-Gaisler as if that's supposed to be fine. The ship bags from Lisson can now go back to getting their heads kicked in by Porto and sporting. Other matches weren't really close, especially as Newcastle United, Saudi-on, beat FK,

Karabag, Razabijan 9-3 on aggregate. The actual round of 16 draw will take place on 5'27 with the Liverpool fecesing either unpronounceable, who they lost to in the group stage, or Athletico Madrid. Carabag? No, Galat Tess, Liverpool. This is either

Galat I looked at the galaxy brain Galatas Galatasarai Galatasarai sure I like some Galatasarai You gotta tap the R Galatasa Rai

All right It comes from Galatians Get back in there Negolinguus boy Distantly related to a Celt And they said Quote Here's their founder

I'm looking at the wiki article Ali Samian Are your wife do this Is an honest question Oh I don't do it podcast with her. You imagine. Mrs. Payne.

Oh, no. Trying to limp it. Red and I have been on a podcast together. That's great. Are you sniffing the mic? Yeah. Bored. Our aim is to play together,

like the Englishmen, to have a color and a name and to beat the non-Turkish teams. Oh. The electric dildo is out. Oh, he brought out the electric sounder. Who? Goes in backwards.

All right. No, you didn't finish that one. I did. I said it. God, damn, dude.

All right. Hi, Tom and Yee, Liam. This is Sam from Texas. Pronouns. Pranth. Pronads.

With the baseball season looming closer. I figure I'd let y'all know. He's not this whole. What the Phillies are getting with former Rangers outfield. You don't have to do this. Adelaus Garcia. I got a cowboy hat under my mind right now.

Do you I'm going to buy you a cowboy hat? I was just in Austin. No, I'm good. On offense, he has great power and will probably hit at least 15 to 20 homers. However, he has struggled the last two seasons with high fastballs.

They can't stop himself from swinging at them. Yeah, me either. On defense, he's a major upgrade over Cassiana, so am I. Yeah, so is Matt's child. He just sits there. with the glove, it just lands his glove every time. My favorite thing about Matt's kid is just I get these,

we get these pictures that are just like, stupid kid makes a face in every photo. Yeah. He's three months old or however. I just like that Matt actually is a dad spending time with his baby. Yeah, he's like, oh, I'm going to subject the phone. This is my son. I shall raise him well.

I'll subject a child to baseball. Yeah. Could he get him, he's going to have his own spot on the hat wall. Yeah. Matt has a hat wall. Yeah, that's a fun boy. We love him, Matt.

Oh, his numbers are good, and he will throw out runners a third in home with his canon of an arm. Beyond the stats, he's a passionate player and the fan favorite down here. We're probably going to build a statue him someday for what he did to the Astros in Game 7 of the 2023 ALCS. It's sad to see him go, but his numbers on offense couldn't offset his defense, at least for the price he would have won it at arbitration. But he'll be finally remembered here. Fun fact, his nickname Albany, comes from his childhood in Cuba. When a relative remark to his head looked like a light bulb,

Bambio in Spanish. Anyway, fuck the Dodgers, fuck the trashdress, fuck, pet state, a fuck the everlasting torrent of malice and idiocy that is plunging our world towards ruin. Got real fucking serious there at the end. It's not wrong. Sounded like fucking Elrond at the end. You plunging a world to doom. The turtle do.

do music god damn that music god damn that music goes so hard all right roll the voice mouths all right we got two we got Wayne and Henry let's listen to Wayne hey Tommy and Liam

it's Wayne I'm calling the recap the latest in the oddities of sports that I follow so first two games of the season for Bohemians. Oh, yes.

The first game in Aviva Stadium. They play fairly well. We're pretty the dominant team for the most part, but they were unable to really score anything Passware and not that great either. So the match,

first match at the Aviva Stadium in Dublin and no-nil-nil-dra. And then we get on to playing away at Slago. They score a goal off arguably the most League of Maryland possession I've ever, ever seen. The shot first initially gets blocked. The attempt to clear is hits off the rear of the keeper, to the foot of another player,

who puts it away for both to score 1-0. And then in the second half, Colm Wheelan. Home Wheelan. He takes him only about 14 minutes, but Colm. Scores a hat trick to make it 4-0 for Bulls. He becomes the first player to score a hat-trick for a bohemian since Colm Whelan. And the player after that was Colm Whelan. Yeah, Cole Mieland.

Actually, you might be a good player. I don't know. Maybe Alan Reynolds should start them a lot more often. Anyway, Celtics now are within three points with a game in hand of being tied with hearts. at the top, unfortunately, they would be behind on goal's difference. That's thanks to a three, a comeback three-two victory against Tomlarnet, which is called the one of their latest acquisitions scoring the game winning goal. Going right to the scan, it's absolute chaos in the way end.

And unfortunately, they got help, they got a little bit of help because Hart's lost at Ibrox against Rangers. Both at the old firm is scheduled to meet in the league again on March 1st. It might be the most pivotal one of the season at Ibrox. And then they meet again at Ibrox again in the Scottish Gulf, not even a week later. So soccer is so goddamn confusing. Yes. But it should be an epic end of the season for Scottish football. What is going on behind him?

Go on Celtic. Yeah, come on your hoops. that's not the point. Oh, he just, it just ended it. Wayne's recording this while doing his job, if you're very funny.

I think he probably is. Thanks, Wayne. I guess we have to be Bohemians fans. Yeah. Is that the rule? Yeah. We just adopt whatever club people like.

The Nazi ones, obviously. Yeah, well, I mean, our listeners. The listeners are no better than that, or they'll be shot by Charlie.

Liam has been putting his pencil into his beard and twisting it. Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. That's okay. We all need a fidget. Well, it can't go in my butt without pain.

That's true. Were you thinking about putting the screwdriver in your beard and twisting it? Yes, I was. I could sense those. intrusive thoughts. I've had those sounds and thoughts before. How bad could it really hurt? Oh, I've ripped it out from the follicle. Okay. Yeah. My brain needs stimulation right now.

No, no, not that kind. The bad kind. The bad kind. All right, we got one more voicemail. This is from Henry. I think Henry's going to give us the full report from the conference he was at. Okay. Yay, Liam and what's that?

With that. I'm going to hear. He hem back with my actual full Frosty Postings recap after my mini popcorn update for whatever the last time was. Had a great time again this year, saw some friends, watched some video games,

and sweated my ass off, because despite being smack dab in the middle of the polar vortex, no amount of outside cool will help in the AC and the venue breaks and your shoulder to shoulder with people in every single room and hallway. Nice.

On the last day, the ceiling of the hotels started leaking, which was ominous. No, that's good. It didn't amount to anything. Highlights of this year for me were the finals of a game called 2X-KO, where veteran FGC player Supernoon, faced off against a 16-year-old kid named Bleed in an absolutely nail-biting nine-match set. Never have I felt more like I'm in a cult than whenever the kid did something crazy or one around, and the whole crowd started shouting, Bleed and holding up devil horns.

Oh, that's kind of cool. Just the other day, the company behind 2XCO announced the game wasn't doing as well as they wanted, and then they laid off 50% of their staff, which is that's cool. Other highlight of the event was the mystery game tournament, which I would recommend for anyone to watch, not just for fighting game fans, because the point of it is that nobody knows what game is going to be played, and it changes every round.

Sick. You start by playing competitive fraud, and then suddenly you're playing the arena, And then next you're playing hyper chess. Drug Simulator. Everybody takes their turn at the same time. Great watch. Highly recommend. And finally, to fight by on.

I wanted to take this opportunity in Black History Month to honor the contribution of black culture and just black people in general to the fighting game community. So much of what makes it fun and exhilarating to be in, even as just like a spectator like me, comes from black players, commentators, artists, designers, everyone contributing so much to just the energy and the style and the way that everything just happens. And it's awesome. And I'm just so thankful for everything that they've done and contributed. Anyway, that's all for me. Have a nice day and fuck ice.

Bye-bye. I got to say, of the semi-regular voicemailers, Henry might be my favorite. favorite because he's I just love him. I love his voice. He's got a really good voice. He does have a very good voice. Yeah. We have a couple people who've got really nice voice. I like Wayne's voice a lot. I like listening to it.

I like being shouted out about sports in an insane New York accent. We haven't heard from Carl in a minute, too. He had a great voice too. Yeah. Yeah, no. Wayne yelling so loud, Irish accent comes out. Well, yeah, thanks, Henry. We appreciate the updates of like these like weird, obscure. Well, not weird. Yeah, not weird, but like obscure, like, lesser known.

That's weird. That's weird. Like hyperchets is a weird human being. And I say that a someone who plays magic at the goddamn gathering. I read. Oh, that just reminded me. Yeah, it's just reminded me. Yeah.

The, do you remember, like, the chess master? Like, you would always see it at like the story. the game? Yeah, the game, the chess master. Like the video game? Yes. Yeah, I learned to play chess doing that. Like the box that has like the wizard guy on it?

Yeah, that's how I learned to play chess. Hold on. Me and my dad would play. Did you know? I played chess master 3000. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you know that's the old man from Back to the Future? That's old man Peabody and Back to the Future.

It's the actor Will Hare. Are you okay? Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I just like annoying you. You're a Will Hare Hater? Will Hater? You've heard of Bill Hater.

Now get ready for Will Hater. He's the guy who pulls a shotgun. I know who he is. I've seen Back to the Future. I'm just annoying. I've recently watched Back to the Future on a plane. It's a good fucking... The first one's a good movie.

Back to the Future 3. It's a cinematic classic. Yeah. The second one, like, it's like, all right. Yeah. It's cute, but it's not. Godfather 2 is the greatest movie.

we ever made so you can do sequels oh we're we're i are we making music can i start doing that do not yeah yeah play it hit it play us out tom shoutouts to north catholics your patrons patrick sean cat mike charlie kyle wayne sam claire and chucklebird no new 700 level patrons voicemail 267 you keep playing you son of a bitch 371 7218 please give us your name and pronouns do you have it follow us on blue sky i he's tom pain And I'm at W2TPod.com. Patreon. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses.

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