Ten Thousand Losses - Gonna Have to Bleep That

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

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He is actually going to eject a fan. Bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge iceballs. We, the Dallas Cowboys, had a sesame tongue killing me. And we're live. We're live. Hi, everybody. Well, no, you're not alive.

You're not alive. You know who else isn't alive is Joel Embiid. He's dead Yeah, he's dead. I killed him. Yeah, Paul George You I want to I want to do a real WIP caller take All right, so like it cause first time long time. Listen if I miss 400 fucking days of work I wouldn't have a fucking job no more. I gotta tell you work, I wouldn't have a fucking job no more. I got to tell you, man, I I'm we have we love Joel Embiid.

We have defended Joel Embiid, but like time to go, but oh, are you on the you're we're just going to start off today. We just were. Yeah, that's my nuclear take is that just like trade them. I mean, but I don't think they'll get anything for him He has played 445 games in his career. He has missed 400 games That's the same. Yeah, he's dude. He's just You can't I like this is not even an indictment of the weird shit

He's done with like the kind of like pseudo New York come get me like those fans know how to respect me You know that sort of fucking shit, but I'm I'm just like, yeah, man, dude, you can't build a franchise around him. You can't build a franchise against around a guy who plays 55% of the time. Now that's not a criticism of his like conditioning. I don't like, he's a professional athlete. He's a much better shape than I am. But like at the same time, like him being like, I guess I'm always going to sit out back to back. It's like,

well there's that's like 20 to 25 games you're not playing now. And like it's, it's, it's a lot. It's like, um, it's just like, it's time to trade them, man. It's time to trade them, get what you can get. Maybe a couple of first rounders, but like, he's not, he's not the missing puzzle piece anywhere. Like we've tied our fortunes to a guy who just is not capable of winning a ring. It's a shame. It is a shame. It is a shame.

But we do like the guy. But he stinks. When he's healthy, he's good. When he's healthy, he's good, but he's never healthy, so it doesn't matter. And they can't get out of the second round. They won't do it this year. They won't make the playoffs this year. They won't, oh, they're gonna make the playoffs.

They're gonna make the play in and then be the eighth seed and then be vaporized by the Cavs somehow. Yeah. Yeah. Paul George isn't playing. I feel bad. I feel awful for Tyrese, dude. But like, yeah, it's time to get rid of Joel Embiid.

Process part two. Yeah. I mean, the process worked if your name is joe and bade. Yeah, I mean hey Successory if there ever is one Yeah, man has secured the bag generational wealth Yeah, the process worked if your name is joe and bade if it's not it was a failure because the point of the game is to Win it Yeah, that's why D&D is not a failure because the point of the game is to win it.

Yeah. That's why D&D is not a game because you can't win D&D. That's a new take. That's a take I've been bopping around for some time now. That's a... What if the game is the friends you made along the way? Shut the fuck up. That is my response. I have a migraine, I'm fucking on one, I had a horrible day at work. I, uh. Sorry, man. No, I, this is Joel and Beat's fault.

Personally. Personally, he personally did this to me. The flyers are absolute fucking trash heaps. Tom broke his headphones. I don't know, I guess it does go back one. It came like clean off. Are they detachable ear cups? I mean that looks like.

It looks way too clean. There's no like residue glue or anything. I think they might be. I'm rocking the the Meze Audio 90. What am I rocking the 99 classics? I've got headphones I stole from the audiologist. You fucking degenerate. Yeah.

She doesn't fucking need them. What is she doing? Helping children? What a fucking loser. Which apparently helping people out is like, it is- Apparently loser degenerate shit. Yeah. It's DEI.

Yeah. It's DEI to ensure that people get fed and survivors of domestic violence are given what they need and are safe and able to repair their lives in peace and dignity. I guess I'll just go fuck myself. Yeah, well, we had a mini panic with the Title I stuff. Yeah, we had a moment of panic with the federal funding freeze that then got rescinded because I don't know I just you're gonna have to bleep this I'm sorry but we're like less than five minutes in I hope the guy goes full furabrugger.

The faster these this fuckers. Or Elon Musk. Maybe with JD Vance. That's a good one. Yeah I love the idea of that maybe Maybe. Yeah, maybe maybe they. Yeah, that would be cool. Like a duel, but friends, but they both die. Yeah, I, you know, I'm half expecting them to bring back constructive treason. To have to have thoughts of the president dying is like illegal, you know, just. I just I I needed to look like the end of Inglorious Bastards. I know the perfect Jew to do a Beardrew shit.

Yeah. No, it is better because you can't see the lower half of my face. We're gonna have to bleep so much of this episode. It's all right. I'm sorry. It's all right. I have off tomorrow. So that's that's chill. I don't. I well, you work for a living. I'm sorry. It's all right. I have off tomorrow. So. Oh, that's chill. I don't. I, uh, well you work for a living. I work for a, yeah. Well, I also,

I will actually make dick jokes on the internet for a living and I just also happen to be a social worker. Yeah. I dude, I, I mean, I guess we could talk about a little bit. I don't, I don't want to like depress people cause I feel like we could be like an escape valve. Do you want me to, do you want me to say something sensible or do you want me to just proceed as normal? I mean you already said a lot of stuff. All right. Well, I mean for penny and for pound. Yeah. Right. I just again again and then pull and then all over the place like a Jackson Pollock painting that your kids corpse and then the kids are like oh my god I'll be better off for it and your kids yeah the world it would be a better place without you in

it you stupid assholes all right well that's all I got that make you feel better cut the episode cut the episode right there six yes that's it we're gonna get what I mean we I have an file. I've talked about this before I know I do I mean you're a prominent left-wing podcaster I'm sure I could file a What is it privacy act? It's not freedom of information act. Yes One of the one of those jobs one of the one of the acts the intolerable acts I had to I was I was arguing with my parents

while we're on the subject of politics. Yeah, why not? My mom was like, I feel like Trump is really the worst president of my lifetime, and I lived through Richard Nixon. I was like, that's fascinating. She's like, maybe it's recency bias. My mom was like, weighing out what I believe

to be a genuinely decent theory. Those who don't know, Liam's mom is incredibly intelligent and well-spoken. Yeah, and she was like, I think, you know, a genuinely decent theory. Those who don't know Liam's mom is incredibly intelligent and like well spoken. Yeah. And she was like, I, she's like, I think, you know, apples to apples Bush too is probably the worst because of the Patriot Act and the war in rock and the, yeah. Yeah. But she was like, I like, you, and this is not, this is not my mother's point of view, but she was like, at least you could see how the like

thought process worked. And then you get to Trump, you're just like, what are you? What's happening? Which I don't know. I think it's more frustrating to my mom because she's a psychologist. She's a doctor. She understands human beings and how they work. And then she sees Trump and she's just like, I don't know what to fucking do with this. I don't know who's calling the shots for real.

I don't know. It's a bunch of fucking groypers, dude. It's a bunch of fucking red-pilled incels who are like 19 years old and called themselves like the Sturmgewehr Avenger or some shit. I don't know. The guys who like, I remember when I posted on, back when I was a forum kid, I was like, oh, I just read like all quiet of the Western Front. It's really good. Well, you need to read Storm of Steel by Ertz Younger and he tells you what war is really like it's thrilling and there's blood

And there's you know, you know, of course that's like you're in in road to oh I'm gonna be you know What's the fucking movie he was part of? Their stormer like the fucking hell like the are you talking about? Um, oh the fucking the fucking movie No, this is right Was a right-wing veterans movement. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I thought you were talking about their former was like the Their newspaper. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't want to search their Sturmur, but I guess I've been funny out for a pound search der Stürmer but I guess I'm in for a penny out for a pound. Something like the Stahlhelm, Stahlhelm? Stahlhelm movement?

The Völkisch Observer. Oh, Crimes Against Humanity was executed by hanging. Yeah, there's Stahlhelm, the World War I veteran organization. Yeah. I think, wasn't Ernst Younger part of that? I don't care. I'm sure he was. I don't care. That was a bunch of fucking-

Yeah, they could all hang. He hanged. Stryker, Julius Stryker hung, hanged. It's hanged for people. Yeah. It's hung for your penis. Yeah, it's hanged for people. Yeah.

I always point that out and people are like, why does it matter? It's hung for your penis hanged. Yeah, it's hanged for people Yeah, I always I always put that out and people are like why does it matter? It's just like nazi swing from ropes That would be fun. Uh, you're gonna have to bleep this again, but just like also No, you never get that this a lot strung up like mussellini I think you could leave that in I mean that that's deserved to be strung up by mussellini. I mean, yeah, no, no, no the the other thing The guy you know the guy No, well, yeah, but the other guy Mussolini no Chido because he's a mango Mussolini the mango was just going like this. I hate to use resistance lib

The mango Mussolini. The mango Mussolini, just going like this. I hate to use resistance lib propaganda, but it is. Yeah, I just this is going to be a sprawling episode it takes. We have six more to get through. It's it's a. Yeah, like it like it's almost inscrutable, like the sort of like the process is going on. My I'm like, man. I'm almost like accelerationist in the sense. Like I hope they just try to

do as much shit. It just burned all their political capital. Then they fucking... But then like, I have no hope. I have no hope anymore. Like, oh, the devils will sweep the primary. And all that's going to do is like... Who cares? And they'll... It's the same shit. They can't govern anyway. Who gives a shit? It's the same shit, except they're not act... Like most of them are not actively hostile to like...

Not genocidal against trans people. Right. Well, congratulations. The bar is on the fucking floor. Like, I don't I don't care. Like, I'm not still getting Democrat fundraising emails that are like, allow us to explain. It's like you ran a campaign with Liz fucking Cheney. Why don't like, what did you expect?

You stupid assholes like run out every fucking administrative like Chuck Schumer should not be here. Nancy Pelosi should not be here. What an opposite like like like a joke of an opposition party. Well yeah the loyal opposite they're just like oh yeah we're gonna work with I mean Federman should should should just switch the party registration. I can't wait to not vote for him. I know I can't wait to primary that motherfucker.

I what a scum an awful awful human being. Did the RFK vote happen yet? I don't know. Speaking of guys that should just have the D's and see the ****. Yeah well yeah cuz like don't don't don't make. I had a bad day. I can tell. Don't make my life worse.

Don't I mean like cuz it's like shit dude, like you're gonna take my ADHD Measur way like yeah, can I survive? How does he have that speaking voice? It's my question drugs the drugs Always that What's that? Is the always sound like that? I don't know. I just every time it's just like like it's like Jordan Peterson You know crossed with Kermit the Frog crossed with like sick rods I was thinking like the teenager from the Simpsons. There's no sauce voices are he's breaking

Yeah, I is it like is it you know more about the juice than I do is it? He saw he's on he's on juice right like we can oh he's a lease on like he's on like he's like not like he's on juice, right? Like we can all agree. He's on juice. Oh, he's at least on like, he's on like, he's like not, like he's on like a, a supra clinical dose of TRT. I don't think he's like fucking straight on like juicing, but he's on like TRT, but like that, more than you need. Like a little bit more than you need is what I would like based on that like shitty physique he has.

Yeah, I don't know. It's so grim, dude. I don't know. When was our... Were we under Trump when we first started? When was our first episode? I don't know. It's been a while. I think we were probably under Biden. I don't think we were. Think it was under Biden? Yeah, because there's your problems. 2021. Yeah, well, there's your point only one. Yeah Well, there's a problem starts in 19

Okay. Yeah, we so we started in 21 Yeah, so was that under that was under Biden yeah, yeah, yeah I remember some of our early episodes had a lot of this kind of just Some of our early episodes had a lot of this kind of just vetching about politics. Two big boys talking through their feelings. I don't know. How do I freeze this? See, the eyebrows are going again.

I had a lot more anxiety the first time. Yeah, man. Like, I had a lot more anxiety the first time. Yeah, yeah man. I don't know if I... I just don't give a shit anymore in a sense. I'm just like, yeah. I expect nothing. Yeah, I expect nothing and I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed.

Yeah, it's just... And like... Not to give it to the resist-libs, but the the sign that says our expectations were low for you, but holy fuck Yeah, and like we're recording us on the 30th of January. It's been ten days the there was a the first the first fatal commercial airliner national tragedy Actually, yeah in 16 years And they're blaming, like, woke air traffic controllers.

EI, woke Marxists. And it's really like- And they're saying, like, I think, and Trump is out there saying, like, oh, the ATC probably had intellectual disabilities. And it's like, no, they didn't. I remember. So there was a meme- Let me see that.

Let's get the fucking prick. Jesus Christ. There was a meme going around that was based on a very heavily editorialized New York Post headline which was, Air Traffic Control to Hire People with Mental Disabilities. The idea was, hey, we're going to take a at like what we consider disqualifying in terms of not like an intellectual disability, but like ADHD Right if it's treated or something like that, right? That's all they were looking at. Oh, of course

Fucking people don't care. You know that yeah and like I like like like like the aviation community like has very weird conservatism to it because it trends wealthier. That's just general aviation. I've always wanted to be a pilot. That was my first dream. I wanted to be a pilot. I wanted to be a pilot. Really?

I didn't know that. Oh, my absolute first dream is I wanted to be a pilot. I wanted to go to the Air Force Academy. I did know that. And I wanted to be an astronaut. That was the career track I had planned out. All for three, huh? Yeah.

Well, you can't have treated ADHD and be a pilot. You can lie about it. I'll planned out. Oh, for three, huh? Yeah. Well, you can't have treated ADHD and be a pilot. You can lie about it. Don't do that. You can go to a- Executive dysfunction, I say, as I slam it into a cliff face. Yes. You can go to an AME, like the medical examiner, and say, hey, listen, I was diagnosed as an adult.

I think it was wrong. And they'll be like, all right, well, you were probably wrongly diagnosed. You have to go off the meds. And, you know, if you don't have any symptoms in 90 days, you know, we can clear you. Then you have to like, but then it's like, it's like every year you have to like, prove. Recertify. Yeah, it's insane. And it's unless the rules change, I'm not becoming a pilot in the United States anytime soon. Oh, we could. We could do it. Well, if I lie. No, we just go together. You stand on my shoulders.

Oh, okay. Well, I think you would have to stand on mine because I'll do the flying and you do like, we'll use your brain for the... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the ADHD. The executive function works up here, yeah. Yeah. Although my psychiatrist has told me that I probably do have ADHD, so that's fucking terrific.

I think you do too, based on just observance. Nothing negative. You have ADHD brain. My dad does. Yeah, I would not be surprised if I do. I've told you my conspiracy theory. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what I was going to make. That's the one that's actually going to make listeners mad. That's why I'm not saying it. But what was I going to say? I've come around on that, which is that like, I just, I like, it is, oh boy, do I want to say the take? No, I don't want to say the take. No, don't, No, I don't

Don't don't don't make people mad at you don't take your meds you should take your beds. Yeah, you should take your meds. I take my meds Psychotics work, baby. Yeah, you know, you know what it is. It's it's Bleeps ahead in conversations is to me. That's me that's like a subtle clue. Wait a minute. You'll be like a step ahead of the conversation. Do you ever notice that you do that? No. What are you talking about? No? I do it more than you do. I do it all the time. What the hell are you talking about? This is a serious question. What the hell are you talking about? So sometimes you'll have a conversation with somebody. I'm using the hypothetically you.

So sometimes you'll have a conversation with somebody. I'm using the hypothetically you. And you'll be... You're anticipating the person's response. Oh. And you answer it in your head and then you anticipate... And then when I don't go down that decision tree, I have a problem. Yeah. And then the person's like, what the fuck did you... Like it seems like you're changing the subject almost. Yeah, I was talking to my parents the other day and I realized I was having three separate It's like, where the fuck did you... It seems like you're changing the subject almost. Yeah.

I was talking to my parents the other day and I realized I was having three separate conversations at once. My mom was like, yeah, you probably... So listeners, my take is that autism is caused by vaccines. Oh, well thank you, Mr. Kennedy. No problem, Tom. I believe the polio vaccine works and. That is exhausting on the vocal cords. Make sure you're taking a shit every time you talk.

It's like I'm swallowing glass. This sucks. Yeah, it sounds like it sounds like he's like, how does he say larynx, a sphincter like? Yeah, I know. That noiseincter? Like, yeah. I that noise. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't. Yeah, I don't cut out the juicy noises. David, you you. Person of a beautiful thembo. Oh, them fatales a pretty good joke.

That is a good one, too. Yeah, there's there's a there's a thembo on the other. Typically, just like I. They might be she they, so, but, shout out Britt, I know you don't listen. Oh, actually, you might have joined Patreon for a little bit. Thanks Britt.

But they rock. She bought, they, she, I can't remember, they bought me a beer, you know, I'm bad at this. Sorry. Why are you shouting? Because the incident. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah These people. You're the lowest in the produce, Prodance. Holy shit. I actually was able to do an accent. I'm going back to bed. Oh, I'm sorry. Liam's not feeling well. Liam's fine. Liam's rallying. Listen, listen. The Eagles are going to the Super Bowl. Hey, let's do it. Let's do the intro. Let's do that.

21 minutes in. Let's do that. Let's do the intro. Hello, welcome to another episode of 10,000 losses. the only fuck you that exists. Oh fuck who's in there still yeah Don't like Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. I'm your host Tom Payne my pronouns suck my ass Right sir Ricky Sanchez and fuck the process sixes and fuck the Sixers and fuck Josh Harris and fuck Joel and bein' fuck Paul George not tires maxi my sweet boy fuck Andre Drummond who else plays for the Sixers anyone? I don't know Kelly who break you need he sure trying I Don't know I don't know who plays for the Sixers anyone? I don't know Kelly who break junior. He's sure trying I Don't know. I don't know who's on the Sixers anymore Ben Simmons probably next year. Oh, he's coming you've seen that right that like weird subplot that he kind of wants to come back

Yeah, he must like prove himself. Yeah, I the only motherfucker who's played less games as you well and be is fucking Ben Simmons Let me actually see something and Joel and B is fucking Ben Simmons. Let me actually see something. We really knew how to draft him. Thanks Sam Hinkie. Yeah, you're a fucking genius dickhead. Pick the guys who fucking Don't play.

Don't have any discs in their lower back or don't have knees. He has played fewer games than Joel, the process and B. Why'd you include the nickname? TM, no guests, no announcements. We'll probably be like a day behind on, or not a day, a little bit behind on January bonus. We're gonna have Razz on. I scheduled it for the next day. For tomorrow.

Wow, that was a good circumlocution. Well, we can't go tomorrow because we'll be too busy for hanging out. Oh I gotta tell you it's it so so the reason we're hanging out is because Corinne it's like oh, I'm gonna go see my friend named redacted it in the redacted location in I it in the the the the redacted location in in bleep that yeah I got a burp coming one second

and thank you and she was like hey um you have to come with me because I don't want to do the drive alone like okay six eleven sucks I understand yeah I was like let me text on that yeah that yeah she was like yeah like you have to come with me. Like you don't have a choice. That's like, that's fine. Oh, I got to show you what she got me for. I'm not staying. Hold up. For what day? Valentine's Day. For Valentine's Day, you mean? I said Valentine's. They did. Oh, I see what you're saying.

Big Uber. Oh, oh. Who? What's the number? I can't see the Ridgway. Yep. There we go. He said some nice things about gay people, but he was really good at tackling. Yeah. God said he was he would be better on the back with the Packers, right? Yeah. Minister of Defense. I don't see it.

Should have just got a Jerome Brown jersey, but he killed his nephew. So who's who's to say? There's, I'm coming to the conclusion there's no good football players. No, there's not. Brett Favre. Yeah, I saw a guy. Well, he got off Mississippi school districts. And texted his unsolicited picture of his penis to a reporter.

Who hasn't? Who hasn't? I haven't. I guess I haven't. I've actually never sent a dick pic. You know, speaking of pics, so I found an old hard drive. Yeah. Cut that whole part. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Do not leave that in. That's it. That's it. That's a before the podcast conversation Yeah, or you could just you could excise that and put it back in the patreon Oh Patreon cut is a good idea That would have to be higher tier though. Yeah. Oh, yeah like the beer episode where the last 35 minutes are just gone because snoring like unintelligible

That's a good episode though. I just I just I just remember like I want I want to write notes. I Want to write notes? Oh Speaking of speaking of affiliations like and related things Someone did an animated version of me doing my Obama impression saw that that was pretty cute. I like that I they think I look like Zack Wheeler to me doing my Obama impression. I saw that. That was pretty cute. I like that. They think I look like Zach Wheeler. Well, that's nice. Yeah, they have me in a Philly's Jersey.

So shouts out to that. I'll put that in the show notes. And someone's like, is everyone know what Tom looks like? And then a friend of the show was in the comments like, I do, but I'm not telling you. I was like, shouts out to obsec Charlie. Thanks obsec Charlie We love you Charlie we do Oh Fuck it voicemail two six seven three seven one seven twenty eight give us a call and pronouns

We have all of we have a lot of don't call it Patriot that comes on call it losses and don't go to the discord if you go to the discord you'll be shot Don't believe that Make it threats to listeners. That's why I the hogs I hate the hogs. Yeah. Oh Do we the Eagles are going to the Super Bowl? Yeah, let's talk about that. We beat the commanders we need your socks I'm sure so we scored 55 points. What a fucking beautiful game that was.

55 points and fucking, I love him. You love him. We all love him. Friend of the show, Matt. I love Matt. Matt, I love you. However, I need you to have a little faith, bud. Cause he was like, we're really gonna blow a 19 point lead.

And I think I texted back like, maybe. Or I think I said, who's to to say and then they won by 32 points Matthew I listen I get I get that anxiety and if football like listen, you're in the playoffs a To even three-score lead is not insurmountable. It's not insurmountable But it sure was for the commanders. It was for the commanders. And there is that like Philly doubting where I'm like, we have like a 33 point lead. You know, they got 10 minutes or whatever it was like seven minutes left. We could think it's still, you know, it's just, it's just a couple of quick one sides.

After the Rams game, I definitely get that anxiety. Yeah. Because that was like they came within a pass of like us blowing a, what a 15, 16 point lead. Yeah. Because that was like, they came within a pass of like us blowing up a what a 15, 16 point lead. So I totally get it. However, yes. I listen, I know that that we have some listeners within and around Philadelphia, but if you live allegedly allegedly, but the, the commander's fans on Twitter were so goddamn funny. They're like, we, we took over the hard rock cafe in Philly and I was like,

God damn, we'll never recover. You can have it. You can have it. It's like what the Niners fans took up, took over Xfinity live. I'm like, take it, take it brick by brick brick by brick back to not San Francisco because none of you can afford to live there. But maybe Santa Clara, 40 minutes away from the city where you allegedly play. Take it over the Hard Rock Cafe. That's like a retreating army leaving out poisoned rum.

Yeah. Like, oh, we found this rum. You know, like, it's like, take it, take it. Take it. Now you're surrounded. Sorry, I'm eating. I mean, these oranges are really good. Oh yeah. We've got oranges eating. They're like mandarins. We're doing a very free form episode today. This is not stalling for time. We're just talking. No, we're not. It smells so fucking good. You know what it is? Cause I'm pretty much almost a hundred percent of our blue sky now

So I'm not we're not seeing each other's takes as much. Yeah, I gotta get on blue sky remind me text me. Yeah And I'm not doing like Roz is trying to like do both I'm like It's you know what it is. What's nice is there there are no morons in my comments There's I have more onto my comments, but I just strap but I just strap on the comment helping it go to town. Well, I admire that tenacity. I just hate these fucking people. I know. How many times have I texted you, Liam, just block and move on, please?

No. No, I'm going to go. How many times have I texted you that? I'm like, Eric. Because you know, you're getting into it, right? It's like an all-day thing. I'm sure you get the text from me that says, hey buddy, maybe you should probably just ignore these guys.

Blocking my vaudeville. Blocking my vaudeville. What did I get banned for the last time? You challenged transphobe to meet you on the L. And I was in those comments. And I said, I'm with you. And I didn't catch a ban. I caught a ban because I was like, there's no way you live in Philly. I think I was like,

meet me at Somerset, like let's party. Yeah. Meet me at the L stop at Somerset. Yeah. I still remember it. I've only had the one death threat. That guy got banned. Was it from one of the Nanking truthers? No. That was the guy. I got in death the uh Nanking truthers no that was the guy uh well there's that one Nanking truth who would who'd show up every once in a while this was the same guy he would also show up in the the lines of by donkey's comments too uh no there was uh we're really

doing remember some guys now he was a guy he said he was gonna shoot me. Oh Yeah, that was a nice pop sound you made. Thank you. I Don't know what I Don't know what triggered it but like the guy got like ratioed like hard to it was like 20 20 or 30 comments like you know motherfucker just like speedrunning his account getting banned. I I got death threats from Barb's the Nicki Minaj super fans. Oh, I didn't think that was what they were calling me. Yeah, I did.

Speaking of people who should have the decency to redact it themselves. I'm helping you now. Yeah, sure. Yeah, man. Right back at you, I guess. No. Yeah, I I you pay for the fucking editing software. I do. I do. I had to I was I was

couldn't. I were trying to trim down our monthly charges because we just have a bunch of subscriptions like we don't use. And you see the inquirers going to like 36 a month or some shit. Yeah, is that why my wife was like, do you still read this? I was like, I actually do every day. Yeah, I do too. And I do word all day.

Local journalism. However, we're local journalists, support us on Patreon. Yeah, when are we getting into baseball writers hall of fame? I think it's like 10 years ago the beat I don't think that they're gonna allow us within 50 miles of Cooperstown, but that's neither here nor there So I think fucking upstate New Yorkers are gonna stop me No, they're all drunk on Stewart soda and shitty shitty sweet finger lakes wine Well, I that's my worst my worst genre of like drunk because there's lots of different drunk shitty finger lakes wine. That's my worst genre of drunk, because there's lots of different

drunks. Shitty finger lakes wine drunk? Shitty finger lakes. You just have to go to the finger lakes. They're so beautiful. You can just go up there and drink all the wines. I'm like, what are the wines like? Because I've been known to make a batch of two. Oh, they're all like really sweet. I know there's good Finger Lakes wine, I'm sure. Yeah, just like there's good Muscadine wine. Oh, Muscadine wine, baby, yeah.

Yeah, mm. What if rubbing alcohol won't smear from grapes? Yeah, what if they made a grape that like tasted so sweet? It tastes like a fungal infection. Yeah it's it's it's true, and I love how it's indigenous to the south which is like just They just can't stop. They just can't stop the sugar. They love it. They love the sugar. What was I gonna say? Oh, yeah, Corinne was like, uh, what's this adobe charge? I was like I have to prepare for the software that I don't use, but Tom does. Uh, yeah. Thanks. Thanks for paying for it. I guess. I mean, I don't care. Yeah. Uh,

I mean, it is better than using many things are better than using audacity. Yeah. I, I, I just like the Eagles Yeah, they're in the Super Bowl. They're in the Super Bowl. They're triumphant Hang on. What's your what's your score prediction? I'm thinking I'm cogitating calculating let's say I think it's gonna be a shootout. I Don't I I mean, I think it'll be close,

but not a shootout. 37 to 35. Bold, I have 24, 21 birds. 24, 21, I could say that, field goal. Yep. Yeah, no, I think that we match up better this time. Jalen Hurts, Revenge, A.J. Brown. Yeah. I think that we match up better this time. Jalen Hurts revenge. We've got a better defense.

Yeah. Jalen Hurts revenge, AJ Brown. We didn't have AJ Brown last time, did we? We did. We did, yeah. We still have a really good O-line. Also. D-Lyte's nasty.

Zayquan Barkley. Zayquan Barkley. Yeah, we have an O-line and a guy. Sequon Barkley. Sequon Barkley. Yeah, we have an O-Line and a guy. We don't have Kenny Gamewell. We have the guy, or Miles Sanders. Miles Sanders. The Dollar Tree version of Sequon Barkley. Yeah. Literally.

Yeah. Well, they both went to Penn State. Miles Sanders is from near Philly, I think? So is... St. Quentin's not that far away. No, Miles Sanders is from Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh? Yeah.

Yeah, I guess we could talk more about the Super Bowl next week, but the... What was I going to say? I think things... I'm looking forward to it. I'm sick of the Chiefs Yeah, me too. I'm sick of Patrick Mums. I'm sick of them being in ads. I'm sick of Andy Reid. I'm sick of Mormonism I'm sick of trexel. I still love a D read sick of Harrison butler. I'm so Xavier worthy I'm sick of a check out. I'm sick of Taylor Swift. I'm yeah. Oh, yes say it preach it from the mountaintops Sick of Taylor Swift. I'm sick of all these fucking people. Yes, say it. Preach it from the mountaintops.

Sick of Taylor Swift. I am. Dude, I don't wanna get too deep in. Justin Tucker's accused of doing Deshaun Watson. Yeah, yeah, I saw that. So, I'm not even gonna get into the, I don't wanna have to like talk about that. Now, you can read the Baltimore Banner article. Yeah. I'll put that in the show notes.

Yeah. It's, it's, it's, that's fucking gross, man. Dude. Speaking of kickers. Yeah. I think, uh, I think, uh, big Gelliot's, uh, cooked. I think he's done. Yeah. He's cooked. Get Max Trujillo. Yeah. Actually, I's cooked. Cooked. I think he's done. Yeah, he's cooked. Get Max Trujillo. Yeah. Actually, I think it would be perfect. He's very used to playing at the link.

Exactly. He was at the senior bowl. Yeah. Yeah, no, you should. Oh, man. Oh, you know what's cool? You know what I saw? Speaking of the birds, I wanted to tell you that I saw Jeremiah Trotter did an interview about his son, JTJ, who obviously

he went to the prep and then Clemson. And he was just like, and Michael Strahan's clearly still salty that he's like, yeah. I saw it when they were predicting the score of the commander's equals against Strahan was like, yeah, go Definitely. I was like, you're bad, huh? You know what? I have to respect that. Yeah, I appreciate the spite, right? Yeah. Yeah, like if you played for the Giants or the Cowboys

and you still hate Philly, I got to respect it. I do respect it. Don't, like Tom Brady pretending that. He's like, I don't hate Philly. No, fucking bro. Play the heel, dude, because we hate you. So so fuck you and if it's mutual I respect you more If you're like that, I can't stand these fucking people. I just was like yeah, it's it's like like people Take over the Hard Rock Cafe, and they're like really things

Yeah, we're assholes. We're dickhead You should do yourself lucky you weren't set on fire in a parking lot, but I will do it next time. You're gonna pull a Rage Against the Machine album cover on some Commander's fans. I'm gonna... What was it? The ANC in South Africa, what they did to traitors. Oh, Jesus Christ. The tire, the tiring thing. Yeah.

I forget what they call it, rubber necking? No. I don't know. Yeah. Where you put a tire filled gasoline around someone's neck and the light on fire. Not a nice way to go. No, that's what I'm gonna do to,

that's what I'm gonna do to Commander's fans. I'm not, I'm not, that's a joke. Yeah, that one's that yeah, you're not actually I'm not gonna do that Yeah, you're not allowed by gasoline anymore. No, it's a shame but Who knew you could get that high? Who's to say yeah What did I say? So so my wife watched she's we'd figured it out. She she only likes sports when they're high stakes Yeah, she can't watch the everyday shit So my wife watched, we figured it out. She only likes sports when they're high stakes. Yeah.

She can't watch the everyday shit. That makes sense. And she actually was like, oh, football makes sense to me now. I kind of, I get it, like, you know, the basics. Like, she grocks it. And, but she's like, she's just like, be real though. Like, aren't you, like, Philadelphia sports fans are assholes, right?

I was like, yeah, we are, we're dickheads. Yeah. I mean, that's like, are, do we get, does the media love to highlight when we're an asshole? Yeah, they do. Yeah, it does. Because it's a good headline. I mean, Bill's fans are assholes too.

Right, they are. They just got that lovable loser thing that we're not lovable. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out what it was called not lovable. Yeah The rubber neck thing yeah Tires necklace necklace. Yeah. There we go, and oh extra judicial summary execution and torture Yeah, that's we'd imagine it's not judicial No, it's bad. Don't do that. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah. Can you just cancel out what I said I was going to do?

Sure. Bleep it. I'll just. I'm just going to the whole episode is going to be a bleep. Yeah. I'm going to then I'm going to put in the 20 megahertz tone. Just under. Under so that so that 17 year olds can't listen to this podcast.

We're not. Yeah, we're yeah, we're very we're very Adapted that I could still hear those tones by the way. They that was that they say kids can't I can't hear jack dick Yeah, I can actually still I could still I could think I got the is it 20 is 20 20,000 kilohertz I think right not not megahertz Yeah, it's it's 18,000 I think is the one that that mosquito device uses or 17 something. I can hear up to 21, which I thought was pretty cool. I thought I had hearing loss. It turns out it's just tinnitus.

So not hearing loss. It's not the same thing. My tinnitus is bad right now too. Yeah, so it's fine. Happens when you're tired. Yeah. Shit, what was I going to say? Eagles.

We already know that. Yeah, so that's fine Happens when you're tired. Yeah, uh Shit, what was I gonna say? Eagles, we ought to cover the sexers being dead and yeah sucking I want to I want to say it It's a real shame that kid climbed the pole died. Yeah off the pole. Yeah a temple a temple temple freshman Pretty pretty good gymnastast by all accounts. So we want to, you know, be safe guys. Archadolences to the family, the fellow owl down kind of, you know, in the prime of life. You don't have to climb the poles.

It's a meme. You don't have to climb the poles, it's a meme. You don't have to do that. Or the woman who broke her back falling through the roof of the bus shelter was like, yeah, I would do it again. Yeah, I would totally do it again. Send me up there. No, you don't have to do that. No, it's okay.

Please stop this. It's okay. Just go to the street and hang out. Also, don't drive your car through... No, please don't through eagles fans Dude, it's been it dude. This is like the last like six days. Oh my god, I don't know that but

Well, I can give you I can give you the transition I can give you an update on the temple al's dynasty to transition, I can give you an update on the Temple Allis dynasty. It's the year 20, well, it's 2027 now, but last year. So I had an inexplicable CFP run. Well done. My team wasn't ready for it. But we, with a transfer, was it Mari Jones or something like that from USF as a quarterback.

Yeah. We made it to the conference championship. Shocking run. And beat fucking Tulane with a field goal. And then we played Boise in the Peach Bowl. That was easy. That was not a competitive game. And then we went to the fucking Rose Bowl.

Imagine the Temple Owls in the Rose Bowl. I was actually getting chills. Imagining the Temple Owls in the Rose Bowl. We're going to do it. Against USC, which is like, oh, fuck me. And we lost on a field goal in the last second. Live by the gun, die by the gun. Yeah. And it was nice because then I wouldn't have players die against George's defense. Yeah. But that's your update on my CFB 25, Alice 9, since 2027. I have to show you my spreadsheet. What a sentence. It is- Spreadsheets, not spreadsheets.

I spent most of my lunch today finding an error in the spreadsheet that the guy who originally made it had and Yeah, no, it's now it's nice. It shows all my passing leaders and everything. It's all synced up. It's only So every so basically this is the problem. Let's we'll do a little game talk for a second CFP 25 doesn't really like save your stat like you can't look at like year-to-year stats. Sure. Once a player is gone. It sucks. So I type everyone's stats in and it calculates and it does a bunch of other stuff too. So that way I could see like it doesn't like say like who won the Heisman three years ago. Right. That's annoying. Yeah. Like I want to know. I want to see how guys develop and like who was a freshman All-American and like, and all that stuff, so.

Anyway. Shit. So, well the only DM we have is, has to be played after a voicemail. You want to get into the voicemails? Let's do it. All right, and we'll see how many we can make it through before you die.

Because I can sense your tiredness through the headphones. I did my best. All right, we got our arena football update from Wookie. Hey guys, it's Postman Wookie once again trying not to freeze North Carolina. Burnout Carolina, um, Furnam, T.M., Fats State, um, a little bit of a arena ball update. The indoor football league just concluded their league meetings and they've actually announced several positive rule changes that I think really opened up the, opened up the game a lot more. They instituted these like five or six years ago to try to differentiate themselves from other leagues.

And over time, they've kind of become really ticky tacky. They've brought back the positive yardage rule in the final minute, the former rule acquiring positive yardage in the final 60 seconds of the game, as it is stated, if a team leads by 14 points or fewer, has possession of the balls in the last minute, they must gain positive yardage. Otherwise, the clock will stop.

Which really brings these games closer together. Linebackers can now blitz from outside what they call the alley there, which is in between the hash marks in the middle of the field. This really limited what white backers could do. Twist rules has been eliminated. The bunch of linemen are now allowed to perform twist moves, which is just basic fucking shit. Linemen before, the linemen before had to like

try to get past the office of linemen straight up and if you tried to like twist around you get a penalty and it was really fucking sticky tech. And yeah, and the rule for evident illegal contact between linebackers is why receivers inside the box and removed. Contact within this area will not be determined legal. Pretty much just eliminates a lot of really sticky tech rules. moved contact within this area without be determined legal pretty much just eliminates a lot of really ticky tacky rules. They got really bad last year.

Coaches were allowed to challenge non-elite calls. And half the time, these games are grind to a halt in the final minutes of half there as coaches sit there on the sidelines or fucking iPad trying to show the refs that we're going to find the general fucking twist. I love that. I love the idea of just like calling a ref over and being like look at the iPad, look at the video evidence. Northdale lineup delivering the mail, fuck Penn State, fuck Elon Musk. Oh yeah. Fuck billionaires in general. That was a good one, guys. Buck who in general? Billionaires, billionaires.

Thank you, because I heard it and then forgot what you said. No worries. I got distracted. Thank you for the update, Wookie. I got distracted because I saw something flash up where ICE visited a Puerto Rican restaurant. It's all that. Yo, okay. Come on, idiots. You fucking morons. The Gestapo, but somehow even done.

So what happens with you at South Africans and politics? A view somehow me and fucking, uh, Steve Bannon share is that South Africans are too racist to be an American government. What strange bedfellows. Congratulations. Yeah. And then also Casey Keeler was on the road in New Jersey, which I,

is that mean like, Hey, come visit me. I don't know what that means. But go Al's. But thank you, thank you for the update, the rules changes. I do like the idea of taking the iPad and be like nah, you need to fucking look at this. Yeah, right now. Yeah.

All right, where was I? Oh, Casey Keeler is in northern New Jersey. I guess he's recruiting. He's recruiting. He was in Baltimore and then DC and then in Philly and now in New Jersey. I'm still feeling good vibes. I have a, how do I put this? I have an insider who's gonna try their best, who has through some merit of their own

can kind of just roll up to the temple football guys and talk to them. Nice. So we have a source. A non-name source. I'm going to try and I'm trying to get the temperature of how they feel about the new the new the new coach. OK. But but so far.

So so so my source did not ask that question directly. But they did say the vibe seemed to be good. Temple is also undefeated at home. But they did say the vibe seemed to be good. Temple is also undefeated at home. Temple basketball is undefeated at home this year. Yeah, we didn't talk about them. Beat Charlotte last night. You just beat Charlotte, yeah, 13-8, pretty good. Yeah, not bad.

I mean, we made it to the American final last year. So who knows? Yeah. I mean, anything anything can happen conference tournament sees this real fucking weird American conference Dallas, it's uh The first round is like at Denton then get in Texas at the superon, isn't that where UNT is? I don't know. You're usually good at that. It's USF. Yes.

No. UNT is in Denton, Texas. Yes, you're right. I was reading something else. I said USF because I saw that they had the first link up. The University of South Texas yeah You for temple you baby. Yeah, do I have it fuck no? I don't all I have is this

Dude I played that I showed showed my students that. Yeah. They, the ones who hadn't seen it like uncontrollable laughter. Yeah. Because I was like, hey, let's watch this video of the mayor. And. So fucking embarrassing. Yeah. So yeah. My English class is laughing at you, Sherrell Parker. You're a big dumb dummy. Yeah. All right, let's listen to Will. Will, I think, is a first time long time. Hey, Tom.

Hey, Liam. Long time WTYP listener here. Will from Virginia. I'm a big Seahawks fan. Actually, there was one comment I made long ago. Liam roasted me. I think I got pinned on it. Hell yeah. Oh, that wasn't that. I think it was the hit on...

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formerly and by Dan Schneider, fuck him, fuck the whole organization. But I would like all fronts the Eagles and the Manders go at it for the bowl what do y'all fellas think about that? Yeah, NFC Championship. Yeah I am hungover as shit. Ah, alright well we forgive you. We won by 32 points. Wasn't by decision. Was it your decision to listen to 10,000 losses? Again, I don't really give a shit about Philly sports, but...

How did you get forced to listen to this podcast? I love William. I love Tom. Okay, thanks. Good voices, good to hear, interesting conversations, like the call in thing, is it gay? Is it gay? I don't know, what do you say? Thank you for the good work,

even though I don't give a shit about Philadelphia, I'm still listening to this podcast for some reason, so. Thank you. Keep it up. I mean, just because we're touching each other's dicks doesn't mean it's gay. Oh, it is, but that's fine. Who's to say, right?

Give me one more. Give you one more. Oh, and Will, by the way, just in response to your other voicemail, Roz does not have fucking deep ends at the New York Times, so I'm sorry. Just ask someone for a gift link. You don't want to pay. Or use Internet Archive, I don't you know, I'm sure there's ways around that big wall Or did that was not that good Alright so we want one more who we're gonna pick who we're gonna pick Charlie it's 23 seconds long and I'm tired. Alright, and it's it's incoherent. We're back to old form.

Oh, yeah, let's do it. Alright. Hey, Tom, yeah, it's Charlie from Roxboro. He and... Go, guys! This is Super Bowl! Super Bowl! Boooorgh!

Fuck Washington! Fuck the former slurs! Seven rushing......point that guy can jump jump over the fucking mind 50 more times go Thank you, Charlie This the smile on your face every time I play that it's like a baby smiling like it's just pure joy This smile on your face every time I play that it's like a baby smiling like it's just pure joy Listen I get it right taken man. She fucking sucks. She makes my job infinitely worse like How do you misspell that word?

Dude, that's you're an adult like cup. You're the mayor of a city like listen I I I work with kids who have like reading like like a special learning like a specific SLD and reading and they Can spell Eagles man? They don't have they they're better than you They are like come on and they're better than they're better people than you. Yeah, she's she's garbage. Yeah All right. So if you called in and you didn't hear your voicemail doesn't mean we're not playing it means we're gonna get to it Next next week. Liam is deteriorating rapidly and needs to go to sleepy times. All right. So, let me get the notes. Shouts out to our North Catholic. Watery as all fuck. It didn't fully come out.

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Oh. Let's get to say something about that. Oh, fucking uh, who's going to be here? I had to find it. I have to send it to you. When you're not miserable. Voicemail, 267-731-7218, give us your name, pronouns, DM and follow us. At TomPain.bsky, BSKY social.

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Slow notes. They're slow notes today, I'll tell you that. That's what they used to call me in college. The Twitter ones are still in there. Yeah. There we go, came out. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. Bonus episodes.

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