Ten Thousand Losses - Hoagiemouth ft. Rin Yelling from the Couch

Episode Date: May 13, 2026

The boys talk 76ers and Flyers, all winners who went on to defeat their respective opponents and certainly did not get swept. Also featuring Rin yelling loudly from the couch and talking shit about Jayson Tatum. Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218 Find our bonus episodes and Discord on Patreon. Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast Liam Tom  

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia. Bad things. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Ball. Dallas Town Warriors. Head of Smy. John Cooney. I can't feel anything inside my butt hole anymore.

Visual only gags. Yeah. And oh, yeah, we're live now. We're recording. Yeah, and it's in our butts. Oh, Liam's starting off another episode with butts. Fixation period is not over. No, no.

I, you know, I have the thing. So, oh, he said the thing. Oh, he said the thing. I have a very funny story. So I was recording a four hour, well, there's your problem last night. Four hours. It's like 349, but with tactical difficulties, it's four hours. Yeah.

And Nova goes, I love that on the bonus of the van bonus. You can hear me watching the Sixers in the background. You can hear the broadcast. so I hope we don't get copyright struck. I don't think that that's realistic. But she was like, I love that this is the most like amateur hour bonus episode I've ever heard. And I was like, yes. Yes, it is.

And then only do we proceed followed by every other bonus. Yeah. No. That, that, is that before after the beer one that you had the. Oh, the Ross, the Liam cut? The Liam cut. Yeah. But there's like sleep.

No, that's a different one. Ross falls asleep. Okay. So there's a couple where Ross falls asleep. has fallen asleep. Some of which have been released, some of which have been re-recorded. Poor Roz. Well, that's, you know, he's a sleepy boy.

But he is not as sleepy these days. Not as sleepy these days. The beer episode, there's like 30 minutes left on the cutting room floor because we're too incoherent. Yeah. Because I was drinking a four loco while we were recording it. Hell yeah. I had a, I did.

We had energy drink discussion. on the group chat the other day. And I declined. I went with an espresso. A double, I think you said. A double espresso. Yeah. Doppio.

Doppio. Doppio. espresso dope. Doppio. Oh. Oh, that's erotic, bro. Yeah. That's a yogurt X.

Seltzer burp. Oh, milky. Yeah. Look at it like I got to trim the beard It's looking a little long No so back to back to where we're saying Back to burp talk yeah back to burp talk No so so I'm gonna put a pin because I wanted to talk about my game

But the I had a red bull Zero sugar small can When? Last night and I couldn't sleep that well That's okay so I adore you, Tom. You know this. I adore you. I think you're drinking like a white monster right now.

He moves it to the side. Yeah. I adore you and I want you to be happy and I want you to live a long and peaceful and prosperous life. You a bitch, Tom. I don't drink. What? I don't drink much caffeine afternoon. What time? What time did you drink it? Before or after 6 p.m. Oh. Oh, 4 p.m. That's late for me. That's... It's embarrassing.

It's 112 grams of caffeine. You're not on stimulants. You're on stimulants for like two weeks. Yeah, but I'm on a psychotic, which one's worse? Right, right. So I'd think one takes priority. But yeah, no, because there's a synergy I've talked about before the, if I time my vivance and my first sip of caffeine at the right time, it's like, like just

like slowly sliding the accelerator forward. And like you just start getting push back in the seat. It's like, oh, shit. I'm so productive. I'm, oh, my God, I won't shut up at work. My coworkers are so annoyed. The people I share like the, the prep room with. Oh, Matt at you.

Oh, my God, you won't shut up. He's talking about movie dick again. Yeah, I'm in that group chat. You and Matt just talked about dicks and whales. Yeah. So I legitimately, I'm, there's no joke to what I said today. Yeah. I woke up with the thunder last night

thinking that I had seen the white whale for like the half a second I was waking up to go close the window because the rain was coming in. So there was like a whole like I was dreaming about the whale. I was thinking about the whale. Yeah. No.

You are. Okay. And then there's thunder. And it's great. Dude, like Massan go listen to the album Leviathan. It's so good. It's so good.

But good. how Melville, like, kind of predicted metal in this way. Everything Ahab says is metal as fuck. Yes. It's just amazing. Just oaths the Satan blaspheming God. I would, what, do not talk to me a blasphemy son. I would strike the son if it insulted me.

Like, guy, what the fuck? Melville must have been like, oh, fuck. God damn, this is going to go so fucking hard. Every line is. Then it devolves in the Shakespearean verse with like asides and soliloquy. Oh my God. What the fuck is this book, man?

I'm glad you're liking it. I know, but I don't think I would have appreciated it. Like, every time I tried to read it when I was younger, even like five years ago, I tried. And I couldn't stick with it out. That was Ulysses for me. That's on the list. I've done the Ulysses.

I have read bits and pieces of Moby Dick. I have stopped star. it like four times. My, my big literary accomplishment is, uh, war in peace. War in peace.

That's also on the list. They, I, I, 900 pages of the noble's bitching. Yeah. Uh, my wife actually,

uh, conquered several, several of those rushing tomes. Brothers Karamazov, I read in high school. She's read that. She read, what's the other one she likes?

She hasn't read Anna Kineri, Karenina shit there's one other one she really like punishment yes that's the one we can talk about how the suffering of man is necessary good as evidence by Raston to cause redemption sure

I'll get to it I'm gonna get to I'm gonna read I have been ordering that book I just as I ordered that book how to read a book I've been ordering that book I just love the idea of you like I have been what a manipulation What a manipulation of tenses there.

What a fucking stupid language we have. Having been ordered that book. No, yeah, Thriftbooks. That's worse. That's worse. I wouldn't legitimately, thriftbooks.com, do you, please. Let's get a fucking thing going. Yeah.

Sponsor our friend, Matt, honest to God. Use promo code sports. Use promo code sports for more on Matt's reading list. Provo code Matt. Provo code Matt does slap. You can't have, you can't try to spell the last name there. I can spell it, but I actually haven't memorized. I was talking at one point, we were in location undisclosed.

I was talking to Matt's wife, who is lovely. And I was like, how do you, like, I was asking him because I was putting his name in my phone officially because he had just been in as Matt. I think I had him in as Matt, parentheses, polling. I had him as Matt Polish last name. Yes. Yes. I believe I had some iteration of that.

And Matt's wife has a song because she's, her job involves singing to children. I hope that that's vague enough. That's fine. She's an education. It doesn't matter. Well, now you go. Yeah. But we're not going to reveal where or how or when.

But anyway, she has a song on how to spell their last name to children. That is my favorite Matt's white bit. That's very nice. Yeah. Love it. Yeah. For sure. Blessings up to baby Matt.

I just realized I uploaded an entire episode of 10,000 losses to the drop to the soundboard. Thank you. I'm sure that, well, it doesn't matter because so Nova's mixer is still dead. So we have to sing the drops. Oh, nice. I don't know why Ross won't just like fix it but

because Roz Yeah just got to annoy him a little more Yeah So I do want to say Going back to We're talking about

My game Where your boy scored Got on base twice Scored a run A play at the plate A A

A A A A member of the opposing team Tried his best To dislodge me To CLEAT you

to to he dude he didn't slide he just ran into me well he just tried to pull me over you're looking at north catholics third string fullback baby yeah uh dude i i wish there was a recording of it because he kind of just bounces off me i i move maybe like a half an inch he bounces off me does like does like a pirouette and it just falls on his fucking face beautiful and then they come over and they're like tom are you all right i was like nah, I'm good.

Go check on this guy, though. I don't know about him. You get gets up like a staggering a little bit. You fucking just ran yourself with a fucking brick wall, dude. Yeah, good luck. I've, yeah, just, yeah. And I was so tired.

I was, because I had, I had scored from first. Love the previous inning. Oh, wow. So I had the hustle. Yeah. Hey,

Wren. Yeah. Can you put on, uh, Pirates, Diamondbacks when you get back. Thank you. That reminds me. I have a request.

It's just under sports. You have to go to the sport zone. Yes, what's your request? The 2020 film Greyhound. It's on there. Is it on there? Should be. If it's not, let me know.

I looked for it today and couldn't find it, but. That's probably not. It may have gotten deleted. Give me a second. and I'll just, I'll download it after this because I don't want to lose the connection. Yeah, I'm, I have a bunch of stuff to torn anyway. I'm very naval.

I'm oceanic. The sea has called me. Leave her. We could just sing shanties. Oh, I thought I heard the old man say. Leave her Johnny, lever. But tomorrow you will get your hood. pay and it's time for us to leave.

And then go to sports zone. Time for us to leave her. See if Liam will get ready for the chorus. The wind was hot. What is it? The sea river, Johnny leave her. Oh, leave her, Johnny leave her. Oh, I'm getting a grimace.

Oh, the foliage is hard and there's something don't go. winds don't blow. Windss don't blow. Thank you. It is time for us to leave her. Haunting. Beautiful song. Yeah.

Song by someone else, but yeah. Yeah, not by us. We could do, we could just do shanty. I do look forward to doing a stream. I will just sing shanties poorly. We'll do, what's the one that bums us out?

The bones in the ocean? Yeah, bones in the ocean. I can't do that one. That was too sad. We can do bones to the ocean. That's a sad one. But though, it's actually optimistic at the end because it's anti-suicide. Anti-sour slide.

We got to go TikTok. Unalive yourself. Untaliving yourself. I had a... Can you imagine if you if you do... You know what? I'm not going to get into that. It's too dark.

Yeah, go ahead. So my wife said unaliving when she was talking to people and she's like, yeah. they unalived and I like took her aside. I'm like, honey, we're not, we're not censoring ourselves like, you know,

and I have personal history with family members who've taken their lives. So I'm, I'm okay talking about it, but I'm like, we're not going to use that word. No, it's disrespectful.

Yeah. It's, it's, it trivializes what, you know, what it is. Anyway, let's let,

I want to go down that road. Um, I have like, I have like, I, have like one look look at this white hair oh man you're old what are you 45 yeah oh that's a that's a big one too it's very noticeable i know it's annoying me it's it's like you want to go cut it do you want to go cut yeah there you go you got it you got this just cut my fucking lip off don't do that we don't

make it up on patreon to support you doing that no and our in our in our health insurance is changing too because fuck the management class, fuck bosses. Yeah, I agree, dude, fuck bosses.

Fuck anti-union propaganda. Yeah, it should be illegal to do that. It should be illegal. You should be allowed to take over your workplace and seize the means of production if they show anti-union propaganda.

I concur. Yeah. Nationalize all infrastructure, including nationalize. Okay, I actually have a rant. Nationalize the fucking railroads, dude.

Oh, for sure. It's time. It's tough. Like, we were, so we just did an episode of, well, there's your problem on the proposed, uh, Uncle Pete fucks a horse, right? So Union Pacific buying Norfolk Southern or merging into one big railroad. You've heard of one big union. Now get ready for the worst thing imaginable. One big railroad.

And the service transportation board basically, not nixed it, but UP came out and was like, well, if we don't, if we'll, if we have to do. infrastructure. We're just don't go merge. We'll just not go merge. And it's like, good. No one wanted this. Yeah. Fuck you. Take your ball and go home, you fucking dicks. Yeah.

Why don't you run like, why don't you just like run your railroads and do the maintenance you're supposed to do and pay your workers? Why don't try doing that? Yeah. Pay your workers. Give them sick time. Stop doing PSR. Probably. That'd be good.

Yeah. For those who don't know, it's what precision is scheduled. Railroading. Yeah. It's neither, it's like the Holy Roman Empire. It's either precision nor scheduling or a railroad. Yeah. It's, it's just in time manufacturing, but for trains.

Which is great because as we know that that works phenomenally. And that's how shit ends up in cell kirkyard with nobody to account for it. It works if you're fucking Toyota in Japan, like, and you have all control over the process. Where the parts are down the road, right. Yes. It doesn't work when you're trying to get something from Long Beach to fucking schenectady. Schenectady. Whatever.

Did you say chenectady? Schenectady Schenectady Fuck the Dutch I don't disagree I hate the Dutch I've been very clear on this Gonna just name it

Remember when The Dutch played the Spanish in the In the 2010 World Cup final And then lost me a bunch of money No Okay well what happened was

The Dutch lost Yes And therefore I hate the Dutch Also they're racist also the racist. For other reasons. No, the racist. Oh, wait, it is a Native American word.

Wow, don't you feel foolish. Yeah. It's, it's, uh, is it, it's, uh, Mohawk. Don't you feel foolish? Scott Nehati. Don't you feel foolish. To say, nah, ta da. Yeah, that part of, have you been to the Hudson River Valley?

It's very beautiful up there. Oh, I've driven, I've driven through it once coming back for Vermont. It is very pretty. There's a town there that Corinne and I. and our, not our parents, my parents went to, where'd we go, Beacon? Rennie. Where'd we go in upstate New York in the Hudson River Valley? What was that called?

Is where you got the cider from? Hudson, I think it was just called Hudson. Yeah. Yeah, I forget what the name of the cider was that I gave you. It was, you, you were sitting on gold there. It was actually like a, a, there's a cider orchard up there that makes like Kingston black fucking shit. Yeah, that's what I gave you, I thought.

You gave it, you gave it to, I think actually you had it for my wife. Yeah. And then she's like, oh, actually Tom would really like this more. So I just drank it. Oh, that was, that was you met, you met her on her tail end of like when she was like pretending to be paleo. Yeah. Low carb.

And now that's all gone. Oh, Accord, New York. Accord. Accord, New York is where we stayed. here is the Arrowwood Farms Arrowwood Farms Or we were in Accord

And they have They make spirits They make a vodka that we had For a million years They make a bourbon Arrowhead Farms is in So Do you think you're saying

Arrowwood like that website West Wind Orchard That is the cidery That was tasty Yeah here I'll drop it in the chat. Just see, I have it.

I liked it, but I can't do cider anymore, dude. I just destroys it. Yeah, not like a drunk way. Just like, oh, I blotted. No, it bothers you. Well, knowing what you're doing. Yeah. That would, that would do that.

Yeah. Yeah, you should go. Wild Wildeat, East cider. Yeah. Which one you got me. It was a Fermo, I think. It was still. Yeah.

What's the other, what's the others? There's like a, like, a, Cidery New York Rare There's like a rare Cider Like it's hard to get their cider

It And I really wish I could remember It's it's known for Like the Kingston Blacks And I forget what the other Apple is But it's very Very highly regarded

Cidery in upstate New York South Hill I probably wouldn't remember even if I heard it. But yeah, no, I mean, fuck it. Upstate New York is beautiful. Yeah, I, I would, Syracuse. Yeah. If you, fuck

you, fuck you. Fuck you. Like Fort Drum. Oh, yeah, I forgot. You were stranded there. Well, I was straighted in Syracuse, but I had to drive through Fort Drum once, which is a whole other thing. But yeah. So, um, there's a, there's a brewery called Hudson Valley Brewing.

Easy enough. Mm-hmm. They make sour IPAs. Yeah. Really good. Yeah. Yeah, it's half cider, half IPA, and it's delicious. And, you know, I like them a lot.

I could see, yeah, as long as the flavors, like, complement each other. They do, they're super juicy, not to be beer nerd on. Now I want to go get cider. I ate a small enough lunch today. I can have a cocktail tonight. So I think it's a Mai Tai. My Thai is going to happen. A Mai Tai.

Yeah, they're in Beacon, New York. They're very good here. All the, the. I like how you're. username is Liam and then ah and then end bracket yeah well that's because i was yelling at a zencaste yesterday that's in valley brewery very hill farmsteady looking website there yeah yeah minimalism yeah minimalism looking at the we're looking at the beers very very this this uh podcast brought to you by the uh upstate new york tourism board association yeah the tour

Come taste, New York. Yeah, and also bring us back some. I actually have like some ancestors. So, so my ancestors settled in Western Massachusetts. Sorry. And, uh, we're talking like Amherst or? Pittsfield.

Pittsburgh. Yeah, okay. Like, so like the, was it the Berkshires? The Berkshires, yeah. Yeah. West Stockbridge, that area. Yeah, I'm familiar. And, uh, so some of them moved to Rensler, is how you say it?

Rensselier. Rensselier. Yeah. fucking that's Dutch that's got yes yeah it is Dutch because there's a whole at Drexel Van Ard that whole family is very prominent in like uh Rensselier there's Renssela Polytech there's van R Hall at Drexel like very like patron of the arts and sciences prominent Dutch New York family yeah they were like industrialist right yeah yeah yeah so uh that was a couple generations before me uh on one of my sides so um

Not the side where I'm related to Obama and Neil Armstrong. So that side, they're all, I can't fucking go. I'm probably related to the Webster's on that side. Like the devil, Daniel Webster, Webster's. Yeah. Likely, likely. But the genealogy there is not forthcoming. And I have to actually do real research there, which involves me going to places.

Right. Which is too much work. Trichus is in Boston now. I think No, I was thinking of Trillium They're from Boston But they're from Canton But no, I'm just thinking

To the one I went to I think I think there's a Trilium I've been to In Seaport Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And I've been at 4 point But yeah No, are you thinking of Harpoon?

No, I went to Harpoon So yeah, Trilium And then we went to Trillium Because I think they had a They have a location in the seaport Um Hold on I'll bring up a map of Baston

This is a Boston podcast now. Go Celtics. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. They don't, they died. Who? Yeah, it was the four point. Yeah, fourth point.

And then, um, that, talk about minimalist, man. That place was like, not very, like, cozy. No, they want you in and out. Yeah. Um, I liked harpoon. The harpoon was chill. But it was funny.

There was a fucking Boston cop. We were getting off, off the tea. And I had like the whole thing at Trillium. And there's like, just like a Boston. I don't know if it was a trainancy cop, just a regular boss of cop. He's like, hey, you got that for me? You know, being all buddy, buddy. So it's nice of you, you know.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. If you were a firefighter, yes, I would have shared one with you. I was once on the train. I was on the train in New York. And I had like, this was many, many, many years ago.

I was with Ross. I think we were visiting OG other half. like a couple years after they had opened yeah and we got like a case and a half of beer and just like threw it in two backpacks and we were like oh fuck it we'll crack one up because we're like 25 right we don't give a shit and a guy comes up to us and it's like hey look

what are you guys drinking like that looks pretty cool like I've never seen that can before I'm like oh it's it's an IPA it's pretty good and Roz goes do you want one I think I was like yeah like I'll take one and Ross like reaches into his backpack or my backpack like pops a can just like hands it to the band who's like well-dressed and it's just like,

we're all three of us are just like aggressively drinking IPAs on the subway, like a bunch of scumb bags. It's like, hopefully this guy was a lawyer in case the cops came. Yeah, it's probably not a felony. You want to do the intro 20? You want to wait another 20 seconds so we can hit it even 25.

All right. Even though that'll probably get reduced. Yeah, well, the silence. That's why I'm still talking. So you can't cut the silence out. So you have a little. It's a hell of dark. A little friend.

Yeah. Hello, talking to talk with you again. Haunting, man. All right, let's do it. Hello, welcome to another episode of 10,000 losses. The only Philadelphia podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Payne, my pronouncer, he, him, and who's my co-host, yay? Liam, hi, I'm Liam McAnderson.

My pronouns are also he and him. Yeah, no guess. Fuck you. There's a bonus out there. Forch hangout bonus. We'll get Bobby back on when I'm not doing stuff on Thursdays. I haven't dared. I haven't dared

to dare to ask him to reschedule yet. I feel bad. I feel bad. It's my fault. It's not your fault. We know whose fault it was. It wasn't yours.

Oh, oh, I thought it was one of your co-host's fault. It was one of my co-host's fault. Yeah, I know who it was because they weren't there. Yes. I'm not going to say who it was. Oh, I, I, I, because both of them are famous for being on time for things.

Leave us big in a face. The fact that there's your problem is a successful podcast in spite of itself is a piece like. And now you're getting asked to do kids books. Yes, I am getting asked to do kids books. All right. Like, do like the alphabet.

Like H is for a hot dog roller where I put a beer can on in that video. I said just a time. I so it's not it's not like them asking us to do children's books because I would do a children's book it's children's book publishers reaching out for promo that seems like a scam it's I will forward you some of these emails man they're from public they're from real publishers yeah what they're asking for like your like I think we just ended up on like a like a publicist PR email thread oh okay right

Oh, because of, yeah. There's a reason. The thing. Oh, the WME thing that fizzled out or? Yeah, the book that didn't happen. Yeah. Doesn't matter. That's good to know, though.

So if I case I ever write a book, I could be like, hey. Can I come home? Well, there's your problem. Passing it went through. Well, I mean, oh, good. Yeah, I'll come on. We have to have you on again at some point, although we can never appear on the podcast at the same time.

We have. Yeah, I know, but only once. And that was like the greatest bit. Wasn't that the one that I did the... President Boom hour. I won't, man, that one had more legs. I see people like reference that once in a while. So I was like, oh, that's not the best episode I was on though.

Were you on? Where were you on that? That was the one I did that. I, I, I, I remember sitting in the tub with my laptop, like writing it, writing that episode. That's, that's not, well, that's safety third right there. Yeah, I know. For the laptop. I wasn't plugged in.

It's GFCI. What the fuck's like, what's the electricity is going to do? Kill you. What do you think I'm gay? Kill you. It'll kill you. It'll kill you.

It'll hurt the whole time you're dying. I've been zapped twice. So I know what it feels like. I was zapped the other day. It didn't feel good. Yeah. It's stupid both times. But, uh,

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10,000 losses for our bonus episodes and access to our Discord yeah so Sixers won despite all of our best guesses Flyers won

Phillies maybe not that bad Phillies one last night come back they've been ways maybe maybe Topper what's the problem

Tom? No they would have happened anyway It fucking would have happened anyway. I know. Dude, we are the, like, the worst defensive team in the league. If not the worst, we're like at the bottom.

Hell, yeah, brother. Bryson Stott's like one of the worst defensive second basements. So he's not even playing like, and he's like a decent defender. Trey Turner has four errors this year. Good. That's, that's Trey. What? Dude, it's, hey, look, listen, Wheeler's back.

You know, the bullpen. starting to slowly come to be out. He's been back. He's been back and he threw like 30 pitches and like load of the bases. But hey, you know,

it was not a save situation. I have not been meaningfully following the Phillies in like three weeks. There's bigger things going on right now. She just like perfected the hoagy mouth there. I know. I know.

I know. I know. More than normal. More than normal. There's bigger things going on right now. That's how you said that. Gary ill. Yes, it is.

Yes, it is. I have the recording. That's how you said it, baby girl. She said it like so hoagy mouth. She's got a hoagy mouth. I know. I so do I. It's fine, but it was extra right now.

How do you say breakfast? Breakfast. You know this. For breakfast, you give regular coffee. That's how good. Remember when the Philadelphia accent was like a thing of like, wonder now it's just fucking just tired. Like people like,

it's it's got too exposed yeah people are like advertising like yo boy these Johns like on the I hate that shit stop pandering to me assholes yeah that's how I feel

that's how my dad feels whenever we're in Boston he's just like fuck you and you're like okay man it's it's a billboard fuck those beans no they've been they've been from Boston for a while

fuck them anyway I think the beads are older than you are yeah Methuselah's dad I think that's what that molasses molasses flood involved

imagine what's the bean flood the Boston bean flood great I'm just picturing a sea a baked be sloshing from side to side the British just start steaming across

trying to reclaim Boston yeah there chep we just want to go get the beans otherwise I did Australian there but I can't do a British accent

can't do it oh hey mate we've got to do go get your beans. That's all better. Jason Statham. Yeah, I fuck with it. All right.

Listen there. We've got to transport the beans with a C at the end. Oh, that hurt my larynx. They have to be careful. Those beans are sweet. Ours ain't. Don't eat too many. Now, I can't sustain it.

That's the issue. Every once in a while I can do it. Or like if I, if I, when I do like the Hobbit, I'll do like, I can do like the, the, the, the, the trolls. Hey, we should, you know. Oh, you'd say that. You shed it.

And then I'll do like the Gandalf as like Tolkien. Hey, you sure. Good morning to you. You know, you could do that, but it doesn't last very long. What the goddamn shit are you talking about? Trying to do British accents and how I can't do it. I can't sustain them. I can do any.

I can't do any accent. Well, yes, you can. I can do a Boston accent, passively. I can't. You got to cut that. every time I've hinted at that, that I have, I have censored it,

but yeah, you gotta cut that. I used to be able to go one of those. What is it? What, Tom? What? Exactly. Well, let's talk about,

speaking of accents and voices, Donald Trump doesn't appear to like the World Cup sky high ticket prices. I didn't know that number. The cover photo is him wearing a hat. It's Gianni Infantino. Yeah. The president of FIFA.

Guiani, I'm a telling just like you. Sorry. Get them. Listen to the bonus if you want to know what I mean. Yeah. And Trump is wearing a hat that says Trump was right about everything and motherfucker. God damn it.

Yep. 33 minutes, 15 seconds in. So you don't have to. Time will do the job, hopefully. Not fast. enough, man. His fucking clogged ass arteries. Some just...

God damn. Go to bed, grandpa. I wonder how many, like, when you... Have you ever seen someone with high cholesterol's blood? Like, you ever seen what that looks like? It's like super coagulated, right? Or am I getting it wrong? Like, when they donate?

I'm not looking at it. Oh, let me find it. I'm not gonna look at it. It's not gross. It's just blood. You don't even, like, spit, and I don't taunt you about that. Oh, is blood of things? for you? No, not really.

We're sitting in companionable silence while Tom does research live on air. No, I, I have a pick. It's just the plasma. Yeah, send it. And it's just a screenshot. It's like the thumbnail from Facebook, but. Yeah. It looks like a haze.

Hey, Pilsner, hazy IPA. It literally is a consistency of a hazy IPA. Yeah, I love, I love, I love, I hate you tired hands. Yeah. Fucking gene. High lipid density. Frick.

Actually. Are we going to talk about high lipid density? Are we going to talk about how much we hate tired hands? Well, is a hazy IP? No, it's proteins. Do you remember when? Protein haze. Tired hands got in some weird, like, controversy that they were using cornstarch to,

or something to make their IPAs hazier? Yes, I do remember that. Because it was bad for the stuff. shelf life because it was something that a yeast or bacteria could eat or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't shock me. There was a, there was, I might have said this before when I was, uh, selling, uh, beer supplies. There was a guy who came in with basically that, um, Ublec.

And he was like, I made like, uh, this, it wasn't like the, the glue version. But, uh, you know what Ublec is? I've heard the word, but I don't. know what you're talking about. It's like a non-intonian fluid. So it's like cornstarch to water. Yeah, okay. Yeah. There's some versions of you can make it with glue. I don't know. Anyway, he basically made Ublec

and threw it in his beard. And he was like, I'm making it extra hazy. It was like, well, okay, why don't you just fucking do all the other shit? Like, I wanted to be, his goal was to make it opaque. He wanted a completely opaque beer. Okay, that's weird. Just make a stout.

Yeah. But also, you know, you had guys that were like, hey, This is my favorite one. It was like, if I boil blood-wise, or does they get rid of the gluten? It does not. It does not. So the tickets are very expensive for the World Cup over $1,000. Yep.

It's only going to be for rich assholes. I said you can go to, like, the tickets are like a thousand bucks at the link up there. Meanwhile, you can go to a temple. game for like $20. As you'll see us there. Yeah. Yelling, getting pummeled by the other team's kick returner after they heard too much bullshit.

There's not going to be, do you think they're actually going to fill these stadiums? No. It's going to fucking, it fucking sucks. You just can't fucking, you cannot fucking have any more unforced else than this fucking administration. no no no no no they love doing it man yeah it's so fucking stupid oh oh hold on i just saw oh hold on i just saw something um the man accused of killing the gedro brothers and drunk driving incident had blood alcohol level below legal limit says lawyer cool all right you still kill them with your car

yeah so i still think you was some of the vehicular homicide i don't care i don't care go fuck yourself so it's a disagree between the cops and the lawyer over what the blood alcohol level was was. Hang this guy. Hang him. There you go. I fixed it. Hang him.

Hang him. Hang him. Is that the legal in New Jersey? Hanging? Yeah. I don't love a New Jersey. Credit's from New Jersey. Hold on.

Capital punishment. Oh, I don't think so. In New Jersey. I doubt. It's currently abolished. Yeah. John Corzine. Corzine.

Jesus. Yeah. Blast from the past. Huge me. All right. Yeah, the prices are too high. They're not going to fill the seats. I don't.

I don't know. And there's like, who wants to come to America right now? Why would you want to come here? Right. It sucks. Fuck it sucks. All right. Talked about the Phillies.

We talked about the Sixers of Flares winning, but let's actually talk about them. So both the teams are currently 0 and 2 as of time of recording in their respective. competitions of semifinals. Semifinals. Both teams are coming back home. I'm going to both games.

Flyers tonight. Yep. At eight and then the Sixers tomorrow. What time do the Sixers play tomorrow? Seven. Yeah. So. The Philly Met Gala as Corin is calling it.

Oh. I would be shocked if we get swept. We're not going to get swept. But, well, I mean, Flyers in 7,

fuck the Cains, fuck the South, fuck the Cain Confederacy. Yeah, fuck Raleigh. Fuck Raleigh, North Carolina. Fuck North Carolina.

Fuck the people who live there. Burn it. Burn it. Burn the whole thing. There is. Burn Duke. Burn UNC. Burn NC State.

Yeah. Boon. Do we hate NC State? What's that? Fuck Jason Tatum for going to Duke. Do you? Do we hate Inslee.

State? Yes. What did they do? Produce Philip Rivers. The only reason is because like North Catholic. That's the only reason why is the NC.

Oh, okay. No, they produced Philip Rivers and Russell Wilson until he transferred to Wisconsin. Okay. I was sure if they had like a racism scandal. Probably. They're in the research triangle.

Yeah. Yeah, Jason Taney went to Duke. Kyrie Irving went to Duke. Hmm. Kind of not great. Yeah. Flyers. Yeah, Jason Tadam had to get himself out of a bad situation,

but don't let Corinne get in the way of a good story. Terrible person. Yep, yep, yep, Banner 18, baby. Banner 18, baby. Banner 18, baby. I can't hear you. I don't think you of all people should be talking about who can and can't play games. Joe was there.

Did he play? Did he play yesterday? Oh, do they win yesterday? Oh, they lost. Oh, the Sixers lost. Oh. Joe on Beaton. You think Joe was a

way? Yes. Never. Well, that's because the Sixers don't usually make it to game seven. They usually get swept. They just always lose. Where?

Jason Tate was a Christian crediting Jesus for his career success. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that. No, Jason Tadum sucks, but I, you know. He also runs the Jason Tadom Foundation, which aims to help low income families build generational wealth. Yeah, where's a Joel and Beat Foundation?

I don't see one. Does he have one? Probably not. I mean, it's just a tax dodge vehicle. I guarantee you he does. He's a tax Dodge vehicle anyway, but. Joel M. B. Let's see, personal life. Dead brother.

Oh, he did donate his NBA All-Star game winnings to the homelessness in Philadelphia. That's not the same thing. What? You talking about Archer? Yeah, he's dead. He got hit by a car. I didn't do it. Wait, who?

Joel and Bid's brother got killed by a car, yeah. He's Catholic and he's, and he's Tito. And then he named his son after him. Aw. Joel M. Wait, how do you hate Joel and Bid? I don't hate Joel Embed. I just love annoying.

my wife. It's my great joy. We love, we love Joellevine this, but we've never said anything negative about Joelle Bina. No, we haven't. We have not said anything like he should medically retire. We never actually, I don't think we actually, I think we said that at one point. You said that. I might have raised the question as a point of discussion for content. I think you said that. I think I, you're coming down. You're coming down with me, buddy. Go find that clip. But he's a real Hold on business interest

He founded miniature Giant a production studio in partnership with LeBron's James Spring Hill Company They produced two projects

A documentary about a Dutch Ghanian Soccer star Memphis to pay And backline And they're to feature about African athletes breaking the

professional American football Then something about an MMA guy named Francis Ngano so I'm sure Patrick could tell us about him to see what time to fill his play Sunday

Joel Embedde Foundation he launches in memory of Arthur initiative in October 2022 gives one million dollars and grants to local nonprofits so what were you saying what were you saying about him being a jerk I didn't say he was a jerk I think you said I think you said specifically said he sucks

and you should he should not play basketball anymore. I don't think that I ever said that. And then that the drunk driver that hit his brother had the right idea. I did not say. I didn't say that. I'm pretty sure he said.

So go back. Go back. Folks, listen to that one. I'm going to go put Liam's voice into the AI. The generator. Yeah. It'll just be Microsoft Sam saying.

Joel Ambient sucks and should not play basketball anymore. The drunk driver that hit his brother had the right idea, but hit the wrong person. Arthur and me deserved it. I am leaning home.

It's like a speaking spell. Yeah. I like that this is going to be can we just call this episode starring Corinne? I was thinking Hogi Mouth or something like that. Hogi Mouth is pretty fun. Hogan Fierrein yelling in the

background. There we go. We'll workshop that one. Yeah. We'll get her on pod. We'll get her on a pod. chaser one of those. Oh my God.

Fucking pod. I don't think pod chaser is adjusted for your name and thinks you're a separate person. That tracks. Yeah. I don't have a pod chaser account, so I'm not going to go ahead and edit it. Yeah, I don't give a shit. All right. Feedback.

So we got some DMs. We have one DM from MK. They sent us a DM. You know, I read it. Can you get the Latin right? No. It's all of you. Yay.

Salwok- No, Sal-wo-quay? Sal-wo-quay? Classical Latin, the Viz or W's. Yeah, okay. Sal-wa-quay, Liam and Tom. It's M-K from Sinci,

they then pronounce. This would be a voicemail except I'm at the airport and don't feel like seeing what happens if I say free Palestine out loud. That's smart. I think that's pretty smart.

Yeah. I don't want to jinx anything, so I will only be stating facts. The Reds were briefly at the topic of the vision. The team has genuinely been fun to watch play, except I wish South Stewart wasn't such a weirdo. But it's been nice.

Of course, we're only roughly 20% of the way through the season. So I will take all the happenings I can get right now, wherever I can get it, because you never know how longer to last with this team historically. Very true. The NL Central continues to be the absolute worst in terms of how close it is, despite currently being lessened in the vision, the Reds have a better record at 541 than all but two AL teams.

dude, the AL is so bad. Look at the AL West right now. Just a L. The A's are at the top, right? And they're 500 teams. They're 500. The Astros are 15 to 23. Oh, this is fucking bad.

Oh, this is poop. I love it. I love it. Hot poop. Yeah, go on. Yeah, how many, how many AL teams are above 500? Like, two.

Two. The Yankees and the race. That's it. I don't know how the ale is so bad. Sucks to suck, man. I wish we were in a bad division as opposed to looking up at the goddamn brains. We're in the senior circuit, so I don't know what to say. Recently,

Go Cubs go. Yeah. Recently, ABS automated ball strike showed its true potential by getting Reds fans free pizza. A local pizza chain has a promotion where you can get a free small pizza if you're out of the game where Reds pitchers combined for 11 or more strikeouts. in the game last week they were at 10Ks and two strikes. Hey, when Stevenson

challenged the called ball, getting an overturner resulting in the critical 11th strikeout. That's fucking amazing. You imagine this was like angels in the outfield like, yeah, we'll make it so that the reds get 11 or more strikeouts. They'll never get that. You know?

And then they got it. They got it. And they got a free small pizza. Only a small? Hopefully we can stop. the skirt the current skirt kid. By the time I get home, open brackets, planning to go to a game at least one's closed brackets. I wanted to read

this bit. Fuck Ohio State, fuck Penn State, and fuck Liam McAnderson. Since last time I sent in a message, you inserted a bunch of fuck Tom's. And made me laugh, wait to everyone when I listened to the episode two days after top surgery. Also, free Palestine, solidity for a and go Reds. Update. They're putting in a wah-a

near my parents' house with still under construction. Once it opens and I visit again, I may solicit opinions on what to order. Italian Hogi with extra pepperoni Nothing Yeah I know Did you say have tacos now Why

I don't know You're not sheets Get out of here Yeah If I have enough Or like cornmeal You fat fucks The great deep beef

That goes in the Wawa tacos All right We got one horselets and ass meat Yeah God Yeah it's episode The Simpsons Where they just just all falls out of the truck

right on the floor in the fucking cafeteria. Yeah, suitable for schools and prisons. Institutional food. That's my brother calls it. I do believe there is a separate grade. I don't know if I'm crazy.

They ain't serving prime in schools or jails. I'll tell you that. No, no, no, no. It's institutional food. All right. Let's listen to Kyle's voicemail. Hey, Tommy, Liam. This is Kyle from Cleveland for an MCN. To kind of cut the sports part aside, I'm glad to see that both my Minnesota Wild and your flyers got in.

That's a great feeling to have. This is the first time that the Minnesota Wilde have actually gone to the second round for the playoffs in like fucking 11 years, which is a good feeling. I'm pretty sure the Appalachians are basically going to like, I don't know, wipe the feel with our corpses. but I'm here for it. Maybe we'll win. Nathan McKinnon. It's nasty. But one of the reasons what I want to call is that

you guys are talking about trying to think about it. It's like the bonus episode you just made and you guys are talking about like Civil War stuff and I personally would be remiss if I didn't bring up that when it comes to sports, I'm kind of

freshered. I like when the concept baseball and basketball, I'm still a Cleveland boy, born and raised, love the guardians, love the cabs. But thanks to Deshawn Watson, I kind of had to look into a different team, the different place. Philadelphia Eagles.

There you go. No birds. Philadelphia Eagles. Wild guy. Philadelphia Eagles. I would be remiss if we're talking about the Civil War. I do have a sense of pride in the fact that the 20th, Virginia's, the 28th Virginia regiments

flags their colors are south and St. Paul because... Yeah, they never gave them back. Yeah. Even though they were ordered to. They charged... It's like a federal law

they were supposed to. Oh, fuck them. That's my response to that. During like the second day of Gettysburg. Have you been to Gettys? You haven't been to Gettysburg, right? The second... We should go.

American loss in like one unit in history in order to basically blunt an attack. And so they, they took the trader's flag and still hanging up there in San Paul right now. Yep. And I guess the Virginians

was still trying to get it back to the point where like in the 2000s, they were trying to petition for the Minnesota Governor Jesse, the fucking body Ventura that tried to get it back. And Jesse Ventura just said,

well, why should we give it up? We won. So, yeah, suck the traders. That being said, I'm going to leave you with that. Kyle out. Thanks, Kyle.

Thank you. I have an update. So there's prime choice select. Then standard commercial. Oh, boy. Utility. Oh, boy. Cutter and canner with canner being the lowest quality.

And I would love to know what the fuck is going. What is canner? Can beef. What makes it great as canner? Is it got to like what is it like fat content? Is it like cartilage? Probably high fat content cartilage, yeah. Well, high fat is desirable.

Yes, but marvelling. Yeah. So I'm talking a lot of like gristle and stuff. Yeah. Maybe it's like low fat content. Ooh, US beef grading. Later. Later.

Later. It's a 21 minute video. So we're going to put that in at the end. There, US beef production. so we can watch that later. Thank you. Put that in the fucking show notes. All right.

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on hell of weight of dad, tipping pitches, sicko, self-forrest, championship, and or bust, batting around, be gay, solve crime, transgirlies, though. All right. And real natter. How the fuck have we not put real natter on there? I've literally been on it. I don't think I have. I wonder how, what the reception, Gareth got from me.

I imagine it wouldn't be great for me. All right, bye, bye, bye, go, birdie. All right, bye. Go birds. I mean, fucking go Phillies. Go flyers. Go, sixers. Who we've always believed in.

This is always been a Flairish podcast. What's that? And I've always said that. Yeah, I always said it. You know what you did? Carl Anthony Towns. More like Carl Anthony Clowns. Carl Anthony Clown.

Carl Anthony Clown. Get him out of my face. All right. I want to see him. Jaylon Bruns is not really from. She still yelling. She might say something funny. You're not really from here.

I'm just going to let it go. Fuck out of my face with your big ass head. All right. Bye. We're from Philly, fucking Philly, no one likes us, we don't care. No one likes us. No one likes us, no one likes us, we don't care. We're from Philly, fucking Philly. No one likes us, we don't care.