Ten Thousand Losses - If You Ain't Lookin', I'm Lickin'

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

Tom & Liam talk about Dom Daddy Topper being fired, the Flyers & Sixers in the playoffs, and the Eagles draft picks. Oh, and your messages as always. Find our bonus episodes and Discord on Patreon. Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast Liam Tom Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Ball. Dallas Town Boys. Head of Sassmate, John Cooney. We're live. So in between recording, so we just recorded a bonus. Which is going out tonight.

Maybe tomorrow. It'll be before. It's got to get edited. Oh, it's got to be edited. that I think, I think, I think, I have the energy today, though. Oh, can you drop the note link? Because I'm on my laptop. Oh, shit.

I didn't give you the notes. I'm not, I'm not logged it. Sorry. That's my fault. So I go downstairs. My wife has, had cooked dinner. And she left in the, like the, the liner for the air fryer. Yeah.

Was one of the two fish fillet things from Costco. Atlantic salmon or whatever it is. Mm-hmm. And I looked at it and I just picked it up. I was like, oh, this is this is holdable in one. Just ate a fish filet, like a salmon filet, just like. That is genuinely repulsive to me. It was, and I was like, I wish I would fill myself because it would be very funny.

Be like, hey, look at this. I'm going to just eat. I'm not going to put it on a plate. I'm just going to eat on a napkin. Did you show that to her? Was she pleased? Well, she said, did you put the fish away? I said, no, I just ate it.

She's like, what do you mean? I was like, I just picked up with the eight it. She's like, okay, I guess that's good. You hate it? She's, she's in the other room. She's not go to the gym, which means that she's not feeling good. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Tough.

Her line of work is tough. Yes, it is. And she deals with a lot of idiots. So I, I have a coworker whose daughter is in the same line of work as your wife. And no thanks. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You know, lots of, lots of, uh,

Dude, I don't know, I wouldn't be able to put it. I don't know how I'm going to do my job for fucking, I don't know. 30 more years? I don't think it's that long. 22. What age you retired? 38? I think it's,

Peasers is 30 years or 35. There's like, there's like a calculation you can make. And then you can work like, like, there's like your vested. And then there's like your minimum. And then there's like, you could do a couple more years. Like get the full. It used to be better.

I'm like that my wife's in the better category. Yeah. I'm in the newer one that's not as nice. But fuckers. I mean, it's still, it's still guaranteed money. Hang on. I got to turn my light on one second.

Oh, shit. I can just yell at it. Hey, Siri, it's dark in here. Oh. Everybody just a flame throw her one off. Just like me getting cooked out of screen out of frame. Hey, Syria. It's very dark.

Calling back to our bonus. Hey, Sir, it's very dark in here. The John Federman just runs out with the shotgun. Ooh, all right. Yeah, spicy they. We're spicy. We got the sillies out of us in the bonus, so you're going to have to... We had to do wife chat.

Yeah, wife chat. Which is going to have to be very tightly edited. Yeah. So our wives don't get us with hammers. I think my brother caught us straight, too. I don't really talk about him very much because I... Yeah, he did. He's just not someone I...

I don't pick on them. So, um, uh, excuse me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So when I edit, I'll catch a, I'll catch a sniff. And I hopefully they don't really like a, like a. Yeah. Uh, he's going back and forth between.

Can you see me? I like frozen. Yes. You've been, you've been, fine. You've been, you just, I can see you turn your camera on and off. No, I was trying to figure out if it would. If I, the whole thing had frozen, but I think it was just me. Oh, shit.

God damn, fucking. Something else happened? Yeah, Giants scored. One nothing. One two. Two one fills. Are we still in the lead? Yeah, it's still two one.

I'm trying to make sure it's not two, too, too. Oh, we get a suggestion of you streaming the dog shit baseball game. Which disqualifies as because it's two shitty teams. Yeah, I do want to do a shoot. We'll talk about a bonus. I want to stream a college baseball. game. Oh, hell yeah.

Like some Saturday where we're just like fucking around, do like college world series shit. Like really objectively hideous baseball, just like a hangout session. I think that'd be a lot of fun. That'd be fun too, yeah. Invite you into the virtual front porch. Yeah.

You're welcome listeners. Yeah. Yeah, that we should do that. You know, I didn't buy MLB the show this year. Did you not? No. But I was like, I, I bought OTP instead, which is much less

streamable. I mean, that's, you know, you want to watch me go into, like organize my minor leagues, um, my fictional minor leagues in the fictional league,

the, Dan Saly's USBL-based league, um, guide the Philadelphia, to their first winning season. Get help, Tom. Since the league expansion,

2016. Get help, Tom. It's fun playing with a fictional league, though. Horse pills. Big ones. Like they get, they give you at the zoo.

Yeah. That's what you. Did they give you pills of the zoolium? Am I not supposed to be getting the ketamine? Um, shit. What were we talking about? Ketamine. No, before that, before that.

Our wives, are your brother catching strays? Our wives catching strays. Matt catching strays. Patrick catching strays. Before, it was like before you were like dimming the lights or turning the camera on and off. Fuck, what we're talking about? I don't know. Really?

I am glad we did the bonus first. but I told you. Boy. Boy. Shit. I got to rant for you. Oh, boy. Okay.

I am not a group chat guy. With one exception, which is our group chat. Right. My mother-in-law has two, three, three, three, three, maybe four. Yeah. New chats that I'm a part of. Good Lord. And she'll message in all of them.

The same thing? No. So you have to like track the group chats down. but I'd slap them all on mute because I don't want to fucking deal with it. If you, if you like, back when I was on Insta, she would add me to like, I was looking like eight group chats and she would send the same thing, same memes in all of them. It was like, this is McGrath.

You got to stop doing this. You have to be fucking dignified. Yeah, I'm not. I'm in a couple, but the most active one is ours. And then like my softball team. Aw. And then my work one. That's about it.

I don't have a work group. That one's not very fun. It's just, hey, guys are going to be late today. I do have a work group chat, but I just don't ever look at it. Yeah, but we got all that out of the way. Like I said, I could be tightly edited. Yeah, so our wives don't hit us with hammers. Yeah.

Oh, we were talking about streaming? Oh, we're talking about smelling the put. No, I was talking about, no, I was not talking about that. I was talking about streaming OTP. smell that poop. I'm believing that. Doesn't bother me. I don't have to edit it.

So anyone want to edit this podcast for free? We'll give you credit and social media intern or something. Charlie, you're up. Yeah. Just the levels are just constantly. 280%. Oh, my God. We get a letter from Apple telling us that we have to like,

you had, no, it has to be minus 16. come on we tell you exactly what we want in the fucking standards um good god yeah so yeah i didn't get MLV the show i wonder if i should do a stream or something like that yeah we'll do that i don't know i feel like i buy the game for the stream when we stream it once and then we never fell because we either of us have executive functioning we can do it uh i like i said we'll stream some dog shit college baseball we did that with college basketball it was a lot of fun like a couple years ago we really we really need to get on that um I love when we get like letters, really emails or DMs from fucking Patreon.

Like, hey, here's how you build engagement. Oh, you're, you're, I saw that you were doing like a post. Yeah, did a blog. You could just, like, bitched about the six years. I did. But, uh, like, oh, it was like, like, like eight people are checking out this post. When you posted it, did you make it so that you had to be a patron? No, I made it free.

Okay. It was three paragraphs, dude. It's fine. It's fine. No one gives us money. Several people do. So, several people do. Dozens of people give us money.

Took it a month? No, you're drinking a salsa. I saw the white can and I was a friend you would have been inflicted. Oh, I, I, listen, do you know when, when I'm on a road trip, that's when I do that. Yeah. It's not, um, dirt bag mode comes out. fucking fucking my my my as close to country as my wife can stand

playlist gets on comes on um just packing lips yeah triple crowning touch of tips packing lips and touching tips twisting grips that was that was the share zone

the share zone meme I think at one point it was like touching tips twisting grips and ripping nips or something shit like um dude hello welcome it's another episode of 10,000 losses

wow that's that's some that is some hey guys like and subscribe hello welcome to that episode fuck almost let me actually do another take of that hello welcome to another episode

of 10,000 losses the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists bros don't forget to like and subscribe I'm your host Tom Ping and my pronouns are he him and with me is my bodacious co-host yay

That wasn't a can opening. That was a Glock slide. What's your pronouns, Liam? Oh, there he, him. Thank you. No guess. Fuck you. See, oh, you always talk about the sniffs.

When I catch a sniff. You? Yeah. On what I'm editing. When I'm editing. Yeah. I get a visceral. Like, oh, fuck.

I'm like it. Because what I'll do when I'm editing too? I'll like my put. college football like the game or I'll put say skylines play something that I can play and just listen not get distracted

and then I just all tab back into the when I got to cut something when do you have to cut something when we've tried to kill the president of the United States? All the time yeah 11 minutes 23 seconds then we're not we're not doing this that's the hypothetical um

leave it good Lord uh we said some crazy shit um I feel like, though, all right, let me finish that thought. The stiff's driving me crazy. That's all. But to go back to that, I feel like the normalization of the shit that goes on now, like, things have been so normalized that you don't get like the rage that we used to have.

Like, if you listen to early episodes, it's not like we're like that much younger. Dude, the voting rights act shit just pissed me off, obviously. Supreme Court, you need the back. Like, like, within the bit, pack a lip, I hear you. Yeah. It's, it's, we, like, we haven't been super, we used to do, like, some pretty long follicle rants before. Yeah. We got beaten out of us, basically.

Yeah, it's gotten beaten out of me. Like, yeah, I don't expect anything else. No, I just, hopefully these people all commit some sort of mass suicide. Fucking Naruto running into the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking hotel for the yeah we're going to have it we're going to keep going with the press conference or the white house correspondence dinner response center yeah all those people should be in jail it's it's uh i'm somehow still on the altamontes page this deli looks good no the ultimontes is great

listen to the bonus episode for a good solid 20 minute rant about italians oh they have italian and local grocery yeah yeah they'll have some local stuff that's way way what by local grocery it's an apple from soleberry orchard that's 300% more expensive than at the local produce like like bargain produce place nutella cappuccino that's not necessary oh hang on i'm gonna that's not necessary hang on drop by for great tasting coffee locally roasted with organic beans feel like a treat have a mocha or a nutella a cappuccino. After all, Italy is synonymous with coffee. And by

the way, Starbucks has it all wrong. It's not tall, Grande, and Vente. It's Piccolo, Medio, and Grande. Shut the goddamn fuck up. No, actually, it's like... It's actually blowing me. It's actually... It's Cordo and Longo. It's actually, it's... What it actually is is giving me a

rim job. Yeah. You have the... But the butthole... All the... All the brave. The fuddle all the braid today. Starfish. Anyway. Um, you've heard of Starlink. Now get ready for Starfish link.

I said Starfish, but yeah. Starfish Link. Yeah, you've heard of Starlink. We're just doing, that joke is actually only for Matt. We're doing word, just word association right now. Freeform podcast. Ooh, we're doing, we're doing Word association. We're doing Robin Williams.

Oh. Yeah. Is that the first thing you thought of when I said, God damn it. I just read. Well, I just, I was thinking it was the joy that he brought people. I was just reading about him yesterday because I, because I was reading about Spade who also died of suicide. And that's

probably why I was on the top of my brain. Yeah, go ahead. Let me finish your thought. Go ahead. Finish your thought? No, I did. I'd say like when I was reading about Bud Dwyer

the other day. Our Bud Dwyer, yeah. Yeah. Man, there's a picture of him on the Wikipedia page is he's my age. Dude, we age so much nicer now. Yeah, don't smoke. Don't smoke, use sunscreen, moisturize, don't drive a car with light of gasoline.

No, no. Um, fuck. Dude, I am so, hold on me turn the light on. I am losing it. Are you hungry? What's going on? No, I'm a little hungry. No, it's, it's, it's just been, it's the, where the spring slide has started.

I'm done to be done with all these, these kids. Actually, the kids are fine. It's, that was a great thing. day. Today was a great day. It's a great day to have a great day. Man, I burp a dude, that was a salmon burp. Ew. Yeah. Talk about smelling something.

Yeah. I'm just leaving that in there. So it's just, that's, I cleared, I let you ISO there. Yeah, I cleared out the space for you. Yo, it's hard in this ISO. He's just, Imagine James Hart's. He probably makes that noise when he's like getting ready

to make a jump shot, you know? He's just thinking. Visual like eggs. And the Giants hit a double. Triple. Well done, idiots. Yes, they just did. Did they score, though?

No. All right. Well, that's fine. Philadelphia Phillies baseball team. PUTrid butthole. So announcements. Announcements. Announcements.

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So much. We'll talk about it in a second. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses for all our bonus episodes and ask for all of our bonus episodes and access to our Discord. You know, maybe if we actually do stream a game, like I actually can now can save streams because I bought a capture card. Like a year ago. Yeah, I did.

Um, yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about it. All these mouse sounds like to edit out. Sorry. So, um, sad ballpark.

Like ballpark, can we have that minor key, please? You do it again. Uh, uh, charge, I guess.

They are, oh, they're now tied with the Giants. They are. tied 2-2 with the Giants. So the Phillies have not been doing well. We're struck in baseball. And the Phillies have fired.

Rob Thompson, was it yesterday? Yes, yesterday I recorded until the 30th. It was two days ago now. Two days ago, yeah. We're really ahead of the news here. 28th. Yeah. And, dude, no one's happy with it.

No. Well, well, I have one family member who shall remain nameless who was like, I don't know, man, they're playing pretty good now they fired them. Yeah, they're tied with the fucking giants. Yeah. It's like, dude, do you think Topper was the problem? Do you really think Topper is the problem?

It was not the problem. He was not the problem. You don't know ball. They fire the manager. They'll fire well like managers to make the team realize that they suck ass and because they can't cut them. I mean, they could, but then they would just eat $300 million in debt cap. It's more than that. The entire team's salary is probably like $570, $580 million or something like that.

It's like, good luck. And then any new guys you sign that's going to add to the luxury tax. And that doesn't go away. You owe that every year. It doesn't go away. All MLB contracts are fully guaranteed. I mean, Taubr's getting vacation. And there's even like, Dombo was like, yeah, you know, whenever he wants to come back,

as like an advisor or something like that. The doors open. Like, no one wanted, it was like, I can't believe I have to do this. Yeah. You actually didn't have to do it. Why did we do it? Because you can't fight.

Like I said, you can't fire the players. Kill Bryce Harper. It's not even his fault. He's actually playing. He's, yeah. Fucking Alec Boom. Alec Bob. Let's look, let's look,

let's pull up the old baseball reference here. Um, and talk about these fucking Phillies. Because they fucking suck, man. I mean, we're missing a bunch of guys. guys. Duran's out. J.T's out.

J.2 is at the Flyers game last night. Yeah, and you got booed. Yeah, he should have gotten booed. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. He was January 6th. Yeah, right? The only guys playing are Bryce Harper, Kyle Shorver, and Brandon Marsh.

Oh, Tray Turner's playing. Trey Turner, I mean, he's below, by OPS Plus, can I do Woba? Where's Wobah? Oh, my kid. How about WRC Plus? Let's do OVR. plus that's a good one sure sure all right batting uh detailed stats uh everyone loves everyone loves this rated one do they this does does this site actually have the BRC plus and I'm not sure it might I might have to go to finger asked for that which um is not as

easy a website to use. They do have WRC Plus. Okay, so the only player with WRC Plus above 100 is Kyle Schwerber. Cool. Yeah. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Yeah, so, I mean, right now, like, Marshaun is a fucking, he's batting 091. Bome's batting 157.

Oh, my God. Bryce and Stats above them. Like, if Bryce and Stats's the worst guy on your team, that's fine. Yeah, but he's not. He's not. Garrett Stubbs, Justin Crawford, I mean,

these guys, like, Justin Crawford, I'm not expecting much of them from either, but Adols Garcia hasn't been great. Your turn has been all right, but like, yeah,

it's like this cutoff. You have three hitters and then the rest are kind of like, they're below. Blackluster, right. They're like one. They're like one. Yeah,

you have three guys are like one, four guys, one standard deviation below normal. and then the rest are just abysmal. And it sucks. The pitching sucked too. Although Lazzardo looked good the other day. Sanchez looked good earlier today.

But we talked and last week we did this whole fucking thing. We talked about how we're getting put bipped and all this kind of stuff. And it's going to come back. But this is not Don Maddingly's doing. The Philly sucked because of the roster construction. That's Subrowski's fault.

Taiwan Walker's deal. That's Subrowski's. And how much of this is, is like we don't want to go after the real. I mean, they did throw money at Bichette. It didn't work out, which fine. That's fine. And you don't know.

It reminds me of when the Celtics, right? Because I am, before they won the title, which kind of exercised a lot of demons, where they were getting close. And then like, they would be like, oh, we were in the running for that guy. Oh, we were running for that guy too. Right.

Danny Aange was managing. Was the GM before Brad Stevens took over and Danny Aange went to Utah to make Jordan's life miserable. they'd be like, oh yeah, we were totally in play for that guy. We just didn't get him. Oh, we were totally in play for that guy. We just didn't get it. Phyllis aren't even doing fucking that, dude, besides like Boba Chet.

So it isn't their fault, but like, fuck, man. Yeah. It's painful. And I'm going to say something because I had defended Debrowski for something because he tried to revamp the minor, minor league system and get like a Tampa Bay. there was like a Tampa Bay minor league farm team dev person that was in for a couple years and then they're gone

and I was like well maybe our let me look at our like farm team ranking and we 26 or so no we're not that bad when Donbo took over it was like we were like 20th I think we're like 19th now

you really fucking improved that much we're still a bottom third right this is why if you want to be a perennally competitive team you do need to draft well in developed town. And we don't do that. We haven't been.

I don't know why. Painter's been fine, but he hasn't been pitching. Does he hurt too? Probably. Phil's just got a hit. Oh, they just pushed him back. Yeah. They pushed them back just to give him an extra day's rest.

Oh, okay. Yeah, because there's a four-game series starting. So I'd rather get the bullpen in gaming. today than have it against the Marlins. I thought that matters. We're not exactly a competitive team anyway. Yeah. I mean, can we, can we climb out of this whole?

Sure. Maybe. There's still time. There's still time. It's not, no, you could, listen, you can lose a whole fucking two months worth of games and still make it into the fucking playoffs. But, you, I don't, I don't think anyone's happy with Topper being fired, except for morons, except for morons.

Right. You know, like, let's play Kate the, the, the, fuck. fucking fans. You know, we were supposed to have Bobby Wagner on, the seven pitchers guys on. And it didn't work out this week. We're trying to get him soon. We should have to reschedule a couple of times. And one of the things I was going to bring up is I'm actually, I don't know what it is

if it's just me or if it's, I'm kind of getting tired of the Philly sports brain in the sense of like just demanding blood every time your team kind of sucks. and like it's i would agree with that i am passionate about i love my teams especially the my flyers who i've stuck with thick and thin the whole time the whole time but um like like i i'm done with that i'm done with the wip takes and i know we make fun of it all the time but like it's it's maybe maybe it's something that has to happen in every man's life or every it's a person's life listening to being as like people who are like oh Tanner McKee might be good

and it's just like you know he's not stop that yeah we're really gonna you know yeah the Phillies are really gonna draft well you know in that 10th rounds that that that 11th round high school pitchers real that change up yeah that change up's gonna come long yeah it's gonna happen yeah yeah yeah it's gonna happen

um I I'm done with I'm done with like the now us being dickheads and funny and shit like I'm fine with but like JT remuto getting booed at the Flyers game I think is funny I bet you if they brought

Topper out they would have cheered yeah I bet you they would have I bet you they would have a couple morons would have booed but I think the majority I would have still I would have given the standing ovation that man was we had one of the best runs as a manager and then the idiots will go well then it's it was because he was handed the good roster and then in the next

fucking sentence. I'll go, well, Dave Debrowski needs to go. I'm like, well, which one is it, man? Which one is it, motherfucker? Debrowski needs to go. He does he? I don't know. I don't know. Well, we poached him from getting

an expansion in Nashville. That's what he was working on before we poached him. Great. But here's the thing. Also, the socks fired their manager. Alex Cora. And Dumbowski tried to get him. Yep.

And what did he say? He said, no, I'd rather spend time with my family. Yeah, I'm going to take my $28 million and go chill in Puerto Rico for the rest of summer. So we got done. Go ahead. He has three World Series rings. I just want to point that out. What?

And yeah, this is, again, is it Alex Corr's fault that the Red Sox aren't playing well? No, it's not. No. It's not his fault. It's not the manager does not have control over the roster. They have some input. to it. They're doing

lineups. They're doing the rotation. They're managing the day-to-day aspects of the team. They're making decisions in the game.

That's the job of the manager, not the general manager, which confuses non-baseball fans to no end. It does. I think it's the same for football too. Like soccer.

Aren't they called managers too? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I just, why don't you just let him fucking finish out the season or wait until June right

and let it maybe try to improve I don't I don't know whatever I mean he's getting paid at the end of the day he's getting paid right I and he can retire and be happy Charlie Manuel re-wrack old man of Charlie just Charlie Manuel just taking

his fucking giant balls and just slamming them on the table like LVJ yeah I can't even try do a Charlie Manuel accent. He's got a fucking, fucking country fried accent, man. I fucking love how he talks.

Just, him threatening to fight was Spike Askin. Howard Askin. Howard Asking. We take this outside. Do you want to take this outside? We could take this outside. He would have done it in a heart.

Charlie Manuel did that give one fuck. Fucking love that, man. I mean, I think he was our best manager of all time. Toppers and the top is the top. That's why they call him Topper. Also because, you know, he's Dom Daddy. But he's, he's a soft dom he's a gentle tom he's a he's like uh uh you played red dead too

yeah when he talks when he talks to the horses you're all right girl there's a great video go look up the video of i don't want to do this of roger clark roger clark said he had to they had to redo all the takes of him talking to the horses because they're like well go listen to it he's like oh easy there girl you're all right there girl it's like we got to change that we got to take the tone Liam Liam just like sat back into his seat like like that what that's what that's offensive not smell my butthole which is what he started off the bonus with I said I wanted to smell your butthole yeah no no you're not you're never allowed to I think I asked you to show me

your butthole yeah and I said no I don't want to I don't want to see it um Um, my butt hole's clean. Phillies have the bases loaded with two outs. You know, I'm going to take your word for it. There's not toilet paper stuck to it. Shut up. Um, get a bidet. I don't have one.

I want one, but I, yeah. I, I, I almost burn my butthole on a, a bidet in, uh, Italy. Mm-hmm. The same, the same apartment we rented that I, uh, almost like, ripped my skull open when I had a, uh, abscess. I think I know an Italian dentist Oh God No Italian dentistry is a Italy is at the forefront of dentistry apparently

No I just meant oh God that sounds unpleasant Yeah it was very And that's why I wanted you to go get those sandwiches I was telling you because that was he was like I'm gonna fix you a tooth so you go eat the sandwich Eat the food of my city You know And then you go

Hi I'm Italian What's your name I hate it here Luigi, hi. I'm Italian, just like... Mario. Mario. Are you playing that Super Mario brothers?

Yes, I am playing Super Mario Brothers. Adela's Garcia takes one right down the middle, like a fucking jump. It's a me, my idea. Mario. Mario. Mario. Fucking Mario. Antony.

Antony. That's another great Philly name. Antony. Get over here. Stop bothering your brother, Antony. I'm really a self-hating Philadelphia in mode right now. Yeah, I fucking hate. Hey, I just want to watch this at bat.

Give me a second. All right, who's that bat? Adela Garcia. I'm going to put the game day live, which, like, it's the weird uncanny. That will be the show players. All right. Come on, Grand Slam, baby. That wasn't right down the middle.

That was a fucking, well, the outside edge. Called strike. The splitter? Yeah. Or maybe it's behind. Ooh, that's a close strike. I don't know about that one.

3-1. What do you got up? It's 3-2. Full count. That I'm behind. Yeah. Yeah, call third strike. That one was close, though.

It's a sinker on the end. It's down low. So that's the ending. Okay. All right. I'm back. Yeah. It's our softball game.

Yeah. Second game that we won. We came from behind at the top of the seventh. I'm always coming from behind. Oh, yeah. And we won and we like ran like babies. It was very good. Oh, wait, no, the ball's in play.

Yep, he chopped it. Is he out? Single. Oh, he scored. Yeah, it's four two. Yeah, I'm just seeing this now. Oh my God, firing topper worked, guys. Was that strike overturned?

Is that what happened? I have no idea. I didn't even see them challenge it. I just see a four, too. Okay. Who's up now? I don't know. I'm watching the replay.

Are you on ESPN or what are you doing? I'm on MLB Game Day. Okay. It's alive. You get you have the little, it's cute. You get the little stat cast that the guy's moving in the top left. Whenever there's like a player moving, it's just like, they're just constantly always moving. It's very cute.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Oh, look, it's in play now. Oh, double play Double play, yeah I saw that Um Wait,

wait, it's, it's only, it's only the fifth inning? Yeah, and fifth. Oh, I thought the game was,

I thought it was deeper to the game. Um, fuck, we started at 535. Fuck. Was it a good, I might have to do the,

put the bonus out tomorrow. I'm getting tired. Can't do that. Oh, it's a lot of editing. Why? We said so many things about,

wives, about our wives. And I didn't know my wife was awake in the other room. And now she's mad at you? No, she's not. She was listening to her headphones. She's not close to you, yell. Yeah. She doesn't listen to this podcast.

It is my wife. Thank God. When I have it on my Apple podcast just so like I know it's working. But if it starts playing in my mix, I'm like, oh, fuck, turn it off. I don't want to hear my voice. Oh, I listen to us in the car. Do you? Yeah.

All right. I haven't listened to an episode outside of editing in a while long. Do you know what? You know what? When it's really funny, the last episode I listened to outside of the car was the fucking mascot one. Yeah. I think that was our, I just, at the other day, I was listening to our friends at batting around. And they mentioned, because I think another podcast did that too at some point. and I was just thinking about

Mrs. Red Lake being a suicide girl had to get their totem conf tattoos covered up. Um, oh my God. Anyway. Shit.

All right. So Phillies, Phillies. We're sad about the Phillies. I mean, maybe they'll do better. I don't know. I want to mention one other thing before we move to the Flyers.

But I, I think. that for Philadelphia to really to really fucking come around you're going to have to have a different mindset shift from the ownership and realize that they need to pay for

develop you become the Dodgers yep and they're and they're spending money they're just they're just not spending it wisely yeah just get build that farm system up. Yep. Just build it up. That's all you got to do. And it's not the only thing you got to do, but you know, I,

Liam is flossing. He's ADHD, fidgeting. I just, I'm tired of sports being beholden to rich assholes. Me too. And I fucking hate. I, I, I, listen, listen, when we do eventually, we have tipping pitches on like you can go listen to them they do their uh ownership ranking every year

we're not that bad i just fucking hate his smug face and his son isn't even worse piece of shit wait yeah wait till he's the film director yeah the republican film director yep all right anyway let's talk about something great the flyers win last night iceberg die baby oh my god let let us we let let let him york cook Good Lord. All right. So I love my two texts. I,

it was, it was, I hate playoff hockey. And that was like, never mind. And never a doubt. Never a doubt. Good Lord.

You, you were not lying about playoff hockey being a incredibly, incredibly, it's like playoff baseball. Yeah.

Where every single thing matters. It's, it's, yeah, it's great. What the fuck is this blue sky asking for my fucking age? I'm not giving you.

my fucking age at my birthday error what is fuck is this bullshit when did they start doing that I have no idea I haven't encountered that oh they

oh I restart I refresh it it's not it stopped all right now I'm logged in again okay let me close it um yeah

oh what I wanted to do the open blue sky was to pull up the post because I wanted to talk about this this knucklehead who got who got ratioed so hard he deleted his account oh the animal cruelty one

the animal cruelty yeah because it was this was if this was trolling, just fucking salute. What a fucking posting. What a poster. What a poster. And apparently this guy has like, he's out by our friend Matt. Oh, no.

Yeah. How long ago was this? Pittsburgh. Okay, here we go. Yeah, this was like a week ago. Yep. The Pittsburgh Penguin should be embarrassed. and ashamed for their performance night.

This is a man they met Drezik, who, uh, um, yeah, um, I got a comment. He,

he looks like an insult. Um, he gives me, he gives me one to be Matt Walsh vibes. Um, not because they lost. That was always going to be a possibility, but to show zero effort in a must get win game against the franchise that

actively murdered your mascot, your crest, your symbol. disgraceful. Your symbol. I like how symbol is in the in the in the thirds, right? Your mascot. Your crest.

Your symbol. Symbol should be first. Your symbol. Yeah. Mascot. Your honor as a city. Like, let's fucking get into it.

Come on, man. Yeah, but you lost. Yeah. Do Iambic pantameter when you say shit like that. But you lost. We didn't. Came your caro. enjoy retirement, Cindy Crosby.

He also said, oh, Matt, it's just sports. It's in good fun. Go touch grass. They literally enacted a physical assault and grisly homicide in front of a public audience. If ice isn't allowed to do it,

then neither is gritty. And by the way, I want to, I want to roll the arve with gritty. If ice isn't allowed to do it, then neither is gritty. And by the way, anyone who celebrates what Gritty and therefore the Philadelphia Flyers did tonight in that act of throwing a penguin from one deck to another, you are no less a psychotic than the current warmongers that run the United States. and good luck tonight

sleeping at night with that conscious haunted, yeah, Flyers one. Yeah, Flyers one. Sucks a suck. Go, yeah, eat shit. Eat shit, fuck of that. I actually, I was like proud of myself

because I got numbers with my making fun of him with Izzy the Iggy the iguana eating the Mets. What was that damn McQaeda that was like, I want to be vored by Iggy the iguana? I think so.

That's an all-time bank. RIP RIFE They don't make them like that anywhere I'm like that man So Flyers went That great game

overtime hockey We're gonna play the Cairns And lose Send them back to Hartford please Go Whalers Go Whalers Dude that what a fucking awesome logo

And Brayton W with the Yeah It's so good I love I love the old There's like the 80s 90s hockey and NBA logos. Like the Sonics, come on, man.

I don't know how the fuck there isn't the Sonics aren't back yet. They're working on it now. Yeah. Like, yeah. I just think they should swap like Dallas doesn't deserve the Stars branding.

No, they used to be in Minnesota. They used to be the Minnesota North Stars. Yeah, just trade them. Give them back. Give them back. They don't deserve those colors. They can be the Dallas Wild. Yeah. I hate the fucking I really like team names should should be owned I guess actually say this names are not owned by the owners they are owned by the people who live in the city and the area and their fans there are the people who own the names of these teams fuck professional sports shouldn't be able to move a team you tell them oh my god john fisher oh um breaking news from

respondent, Roshin. Yes. So I just want to let everyone know, Roshin actually went to the Jimmy Dome breaking ground with, I have the picture of, did she send you a picture?

No, I don't think so. Of her, I don't think Rishin will mind if I send it to you. Of, with the WTYP press passes that Mike, metric Mike made.

That rolls. And that is absolutely, like amazing I don't I'm going to send it to I just I fucking love it what a

Roshina is a certified OG baller what a legend what a legend they did not let her in when she went outside and she's reporting that she actually got three Vox

populize and we are going this is so fucking funny We are going to be including these women. I get them. Cleveland Division. That's so fucking funny.

It's so fucking funny. God bless you, your ashamed. God bless you. Yeah, absolutely. You rock. So the sixes aren't dead yet. Yeah.

Sorry. The Sixers are not dead. They're raging against the dying of the light. They play the night at eight. That's April 30th. What do you think? Boston and seven. Yeah, I don't think they got it.

What are you doing? Trying to get my shit out of my ears. Oh, okay. Were you using your, your mouth and your headphones? You're like a cat that needs enrichment. You start licking and biting random shit. I fucking need the plane, man. Come on.

My favorite is my cat will just start licking books like everywhere around you. Just look at books. And I'll go over to him And I'll like run away And then like as soon as I turn around He goes back Fucking look at the books again As soon as you're living around

I'm looking at them Is you're not looking at me? I'm looking If you're not looking I'm licking That might be the show Do it Um

Hey just Oh my God You're such assholes These fucking cats I love cats Um No the other cat So we have this like

Whole new protocol Where we have to We have to You know Play with them at night So they don't wake us up In the middle of night And it works

Well, my wife left this toy unattended for literally a microsecond. Yeah. And the other cat fucking chewed the fucking string off. It's not going to like reattach it. And you already did it once. Assholes. Is they're lucky they're cute? Uh-oh.

Seems like to TV. No, I was talking about, oh, we're in rain to light. Are we? Is it raining? Yeah. Oh. I mean, it looks like it can rain. I don't know if it's raining up here. we've pulled the weather.

It's just a passing shower. Yeah, it's not raining here yet. Okay. But it's going to rain. Well, you probably have the raid. I do have the rain. Um, yeah,

I guess we'll see. I haven't watched the Sixers. I don't blame you. I, but it's great. They're captivating. They're fun. Yeah.

I heard the other, the game the other day was a good game. It was. Um, all right, we're ready at 46 minutes. Eagles. Eagles.

draft we drafted some guys i want to talk about i mean we can talk about macaille and all that oh he's gonna wear nine yeah i just saw that um i actually kind of we need to wrap this because i need to go get her in oh okay she's stuck outside she's stuck outside she was she's walking and i was was gonna go pick her up because she didn't know it was pouring oh uh do you want to come back or do you want to like what's what's the time right now like we have to cut now no No, no, no, no, no. Okay. Let's finish it out.

Okay. Yeah. I told her 15 to 20 minutes, there's whatever happens to her happens to her. Jesus, cold-blooded. So the Eagle, Eagles draft, I think it just started rating up here. The draft of a tight end out of Vanderbilt, I want to say. Yeah, Eli Stowers. Eli Stowers, who I think a lot of people think was a steal.

Yeah. Well, we also might have a steal in Markell Bell, the OT from Miami. If you read his story, it is fucking awesome. He started out at Juko. I read an article on him today. 6-9 and 346 with a wingspan of 87 inches. Dude, he's 346 pounds. He's fucking huge.

He, and the thing is that, or he was an academic All-American. Yeah. And by the way, anyone who doesn't know. know, Lyman or smart? You have to be smart to be a Lyman. You can't not be an idiot and be a Lyman. Running back. But Lyman, yes, you have to be.

The enemy speaks kindly and carries a knife. This is a guy that was like, whatever his Juko coach told him, like, you have to get up at 6am and you're not flexible enough. You need to do yoga every morning. He fucking got up and the yoga every morning while still like learning and shit like that. And so he ended up making it to Miami. Oh, yeah. So this guy seems like a 10,000 losses like we would fucking love this guy. Just hardworking, smart dude.

And of course, a big guy, an absolutely very large man. Yeah, 69, 346. That's a big unit, man. He would be the biggest, when he starts, he'll be the biggest ever to play as an eagle. as an eagle. And then we draft to the quarterback at a North Dakota State.

QV factory, man. Yeah, Gar'd out, Michael Morris, Guard out, Georgia. Cole Wisnuski at Texas Tech Safety. Then two other guys. DT. Out of

who's never played organized football before. He's from Nigeria. Orr-Binnard. Yep. And sure, that also, The guy keep an eye out on. We love a fucking dude who comes from nowhere.

Yeah, we do. Like a, like a, during myada. Yeah. Fucking, that's what we love. And then the last was he's Sean James Newby, an edge defender from New Mexico. So that's our, that's our draft. I don't think it was a horrible draft. You know, but yeah, look forward.

My Kyle Lemon is going to be. I'm excited for Markle. I'm excited. And, yo, Markell Bell, I'm really genuinely, really excited. He allowed zero sacks last year on 550. Like, dude, fuck, yes. Hell yeah. Come on, let's get jail in that protection he needs.

All right. All right. Are we good to do? We only have a few messages. Yeah, that's fine. All right. So we got Kyle from Cleveland who also called in. Hey, Tom, Yee, Liam.

This is Kyle from Cleveland, pronouncing him. To begin. I apologize as the order who was choppy. Oh, I can't wait. I was nine half aides and steep and I was in the outdoor patio of JFB. We may not listen to this voice bill, Kyle. As of Wednesday morning,

the Minnesota, Minnesota, the Minnesota-Ly have a 3-2 lead against the Gautvard Dall Stars. Next game is to say, Paul. I'm hoping that my beloved wild bitch, the Stars will win in their home turf. Game 6 of the ballot, Pennsylvania's tomorrow, and I'm guessing I'm rooting for the Flyers

if I take ages like milk whenever this episode hits. I'm from Ohio. accustomed to pain. Fuck Penn State later, boys. Well, let's listen to it. Hey, Tommy and Liam. This is Captain Cleveland, pronouncing him.

I'm at JFB again, doing the exact same thing I did last Saturday. I'm like nine beers deep, drinking some Hepavisone from JFB. It's not an ad. Obviously right now is going to be... Fisnerce.com. A 10 cents an ad. That's going to be... $0.5,000.

$56. you guys you're up three nothing you got nothing to worry about you can lose this game right now and you'll be don't worry we do we go down three two well we go up three two i fucking love hockey so much um yeah that's kind of all i have to say at the moment um fuck you're a three nothing i really want i really want i really want i really want to i really want the wild to win this game uh how did the wild do let's see i think the wild one i thought they're winning the series uh Oh, they're up there up three, too. That's the what I thought, yeah.

Game is tonight. And then our... Give me Henry. Yeah, ooh, give you Henry. Give me Henry. All right. Give me Henry. Hank.

Henry's great. Yay, Liam and Cowabunga, Tom. Henry's from Minnesota, pronoun he, him here to report on some very silly bullshit happening right now in the fighting game community. Street Fighter 6 just recently received its latest DLC character, a returning fan favorite character named Alex, the marketing and character mocap for which was done by

wrestler Kenny Omega, who is payment for his love of video games. One of his signature finishing moves is called the one-winged angel. When the character released interesting stuff in his story mode. He talks about how he was raised by a guy named Tom,

no relation, who was basically his adoptive father, and eventually he went on to marry Patricia, Tom's actual biological daughter. Now, obviously, the Marrying your adoptive sister thing is weird, but some... It's not marrying your adoptive daughter. They argue that it's not that bad.

Some. Unfortunately, Alex also mentions that Tom is actually his mother's cousin, which means that his sister wife is actually a sister's cousin wife and making the whole thing... Henry, what the shit are you talking about? The three-fied team were quick to put out a statement saying, it seems the story has caused some confusion, which seems like a bit of an understatement to me. And just recently, the game was officially patched to make Tom... his mother's distant cousin, so it's fine.

Incest has mostly been patched out of Street Fighter, right? Except there's still the weirdness of Alex marrying someone that there are pictures of him in the same story mode, of him at age five holding her. Please, Japan. Just be normal. Please. And people have renamed Alex's Groomerangu-race.

Your sexual shit. Groomerang rage. Cody will enjoy this brief look in some of the marginally less catastrophic fighting game happenings, and that you have a pleasant day. What the fuck? What the fuck, man? That's so fucked up. I was not expecting that. Please fix your shit, man.

I don't know. Japan. What are you guys doing? You guys got some sexual hangouts the guy to work on. Like, just please, just square that shit away. Like, if your second cousin, third cousin, whatever, come on. The top of the door thing's kind of that. I'm sure it happens.

I'm sure it's happened. One side of my family's tree is a lot more intertwined than the other. So I get it. It happens. Oh my God. Yeah, but for me, it's like a third cousin. There's like five generations ago. Terrific.

Yeah. Yeah, one of my great great great grandparents. The one that I traced my my relationship, I'm seventh cousins with Obama. that's on that side. So Obama's inbred too on his white mom's side. All right. So since Liam has to go, North Catholic to your patrons,

so let's shout him out. Patrick, Sean, Kat, Mike, Charlie, Kyle, Wayne, Sam, Claire, Chuggabard, R.J. Voice mail, 267, 371, 7218. Give us your name and pronouns. Nice. DM and follow us. I'm at Tom Payne. He's at WTYP.com.

I genuinely that was like almost throwing up there good job Patrick thanks it's not 10,000 losses without throw up or shooting your pants page your hot.com slash 10,000 losses for all our bonus episodes and access to our discord and then listen to our other friends podcast well there's your problem talk your shit bringing in money trash future beyond the breakers ready for your tote bag you know guys the mayors kill james

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I don't know why. Spencer rules. Yeah. Come on the pot, Spencer. Yeah, I got on mom. Yeah, we'll have to do that. But you get other Jordan back too. Yeah, true.

All right, everybody. Thanks for listening. Be good. Uh, fucking go flyers. Go flyers. And Sixers, I guess. And Sixers, we'll see where they are when this comes out. Yeah. I guess go Phillies.

Bye.