Ten Thousand Losses - Jacked Guys Building Things

Episode Date: July 26, 2022

This is episode 36...35 has some audio issues and will be uploaded ASAP. The lads banter for a bit (Liam forgets that we have an intro segment), then a long segment on baseball, the All Star Game, the... Sixers' proposed new stadium at the Fashion District (IDK Tom will always call it the Gallery), mock the Flyers, and answer some voicemails. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod   Leave us a voicemail: 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy just to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge ice balls. We, the Dallas Cowboys, had assassinated John Kennedy. Yeah, so lots of changes going on in my life. So I hear. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Well, the first thing is that they sliced my wife's corneas open, and then they put a laser in it. Tasty. Yeah, yeah. Did you know that that's how LASIK works? So I actually, I did know that, but the more pressing question to me is, does your wife have the kim jong-un glasses yes she does good and she up i mean she upholds the principles of ju-che and oh yeah she's really uh that seems to be exactly what she she thinks and believes yeah 100 locked into that and you know our dream is to move to pyongyang one of these days yeah yeah okay that's well rationed well
Starting point is 00:01:28 well well thought out plan here because what marxism really needed oh my god was a fusion with confucian uh filial piety yes yes that's really what that's what carl marx was all about that's what angles when he was talking about the destruction of the family, as we know, that's what he was talking about. Oh, of course. I'm the idiot, actually. We're all fools. That is true. We all are. We are all morons.
Starting point is 00:01:58 The only thing I know is that I know nothing. Very true. Thank you, Socrates. You know, something, though uh you know that the tolkien society and uh the communist party of korea both share something in common you know what's that uh a podcast about ostensibly sports yes ideology chat tell me about your chair the poop chair tell me about your poop chair tom did you ever sit in the poop chair uh yeah you let me sit in it you're like i was sitting in my chair that i've pooped in yeah well i didn't tell you till you said i didn't want you to like to be prejudiced against
Starting point is 00:02:51 the chair i've been prejudiced dude i used to live in a frat house like i've seen so many horrifically disgusting things in my life yeah i mean nothing nothing bothers you have i ever told the story of corinne thrown up on here i don't know so i went to new orleans with bern um a couple years ago before covid so more than a couple now right and we were on bourbon street and she drank something that had she's allergic to many things it's her it's her one flaw uh and she drank something that she was allergic to and she was like i'm not drunk like i promise i'm not drunk i just don't feel and i'm like no like i believe you like we just drank like green alcohol and food coloring basically aka hurricane yeah yeah so we're walking back to the hotel she throws up in the street no harm no
Starting point is 00:03:41 foul we're gonna clean it up anyway and you're sick you're sick you can't help it like she right she was not drunk she just didn't feel good i'm never gonna hold that against you gotta get it out i'd rather you do that than be sick uh and we make it back to the hotel and it's one of those it was one of those airbnb hotels where they buy the whole building and then convert it all into airbnbs this was five years ago so i'm fucking getting mad at me the worst of all possible outcomes genuinely is it genuinely is i'll just stay at a fucking hotel uh but she she throws up in the lobby like a lot of vomit and right and she starts sobbing and i'm like it's not a big deal like yeah like and i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm like mentally like stop fucking crying not because i'm upset but because i'm like who who cares like i'm more annoyed that you're crying
Starting point is 00:04:31 than that you commented yeah i'm more annoyed that you're like upset you know oh jesus okay um and so i'm like just go to the room and get a shower she's like no i'm i'll help you clean like i'm so sorry i'm like go to the room and get a shower. She's like, no, I'll help you clean. Like, I'm so sorry. I'm like, go to the room, get a fucking shower. Like, that is what I need from you right now. So she dutifully trots off. And thankfully, in this, quote, hotel, they had a bunch of storage for, like, toiletries and, like, paper products, stuff like that. So I open the cabinet and find, like, rolls of paper towels, and I'm down on my hands and
Starting point is 00:05:06 knees, scrubbing vomit. I smell the vomit, and it hits me that I find the scent of vomit vaguely comforting. Okay. So I was like, don't want to explore
Starting point is 00:05:21 that any further. That was the start of your vomit kink. Yeah. Listen, yeah. Listen, I will drool on camera to upset you. Oh, my only weakness. Oh, man. Yeah, that's... Yeah, he threw out the poop chair.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Guys, gals, non-binary pals. Our boy's finally done it. Moving on to the big leagues of chairs that haven't been pooped in Yeah, so I'm I'm proudly recording today From From an unsoiled chair And as of
Starting point is 00:05:55 I'm actually not sitting I'm a Health warrior now With my standing You're gonna have thighs the size of cantaloupes, dude Yeah, I mean mean I already have pretty nice calves to begin with yeah I'm very proud
Starting point is 00:06:10 of my legs like my wife yeah I'd be like you know I'm feeling fat or whatever and she's like well you have a cute face and nice legs I was like well thanks honey you know like I appreciate it she has a pretty brown pretty brown eyes I don't know about the eyes anymore
Starting point is 00:06:25 I don't know what the laser did they're still going to be pretty presumably if they go black like some sort of alien invasion movie then you gotta get out of there or there's like that dry eye condition that turns your eyes green or some shit I don't know like I guess we should pretend
Starting point is 00:06:42 she's a sexy alien so I don't know if uh i think i guess we should pretend she's a sexy alien so um but yeah i don't know if you've ever seen that uh i i am speechless not in a good way uh the the green eye or the set like the like the whole eye is green or the sexy alien no that's not fair because i i have a thing for tall blondes that kind of look like they're aliens oh okay yeah i know what you're talking about like you know right right you know most most laura kind of looked like an alien mostly anyone from eastern europe yeah that kind of and northern europe really northern europe yeah yeah because i'm a bad person but i am half swedish so uh yeah yeah the anderson's not jewish no no no um yeah so a little my people yeah so so so
Starting point is 00:07:31 so i like that though that the the green eyes where you're where you're the sclera or whatever it is of your eye turns green didn't freak you out as much as the idea of the sexy alien babe king i think because i was basically picturing some sort of reptile person in a one piece right you're going you're going what queen elizabeth looks like lizard people yeah yeah okay no i i got you yeah i'm not into that like no i mean no i'm literally talking captain kirk and there's a woman in green body paint and like that yeah i can live with that i i thought we were going full-on lizard people no no no that's that. Yeah, I'm going to leave it there because I don't want to offend anybody. You want to fuck an alien? Do you have us?
Starting point is 00:08:11 Oh, God, please. All right. No comment. OK. Did we get. Did we get a. Not. Cut that.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Cut it. Cut it. Cut it. Seven minutes in. Seven minutes in typing i literally mean excise that one bit yeah yeah um yeah i'll just bleep it so that way you have no idea what we're talking about literally can't talk about the that anyway the incident the incident incident oh we're going to we're transitioning to night veil-esque faux Lovecraftian horror. So it's like, I just can't speak of it. It's too horrifying.
Starting point is 00:08:48 And then you're supposed to be scared of that. One of the, like the fourth worst person I ever met in my life was really in the Night Vale. Number three is me. No, I fucking hope that girl's dead, man. Ooh. I hope it wasn't, was it the Night veil fandom no no it was it was she just happened to be a night veil fan but i'm sort of every every so often i send a prayer to whoever's listening to strike her ass dead i'm very vengeful tom should get um oh i'm having to cross you
Starting point is 00:09:21 get one of those um like first tablets yeah uh well apparently we fixed whoever was cursing the uh the the zen caster oh did rise yell at people so i actually so i'm not gonna tell i'm gonna this is a this is a 10 000 losses exclusive oh here we go there's something going on in my home internet connection where anything were certain sites. And it was a fish. It especially affected Google hosted sites, Gmail and YouTube sites. I use very frequently would like be slow to load or just crap out. So I start, I just, I had this idea.
Starting point is 00:09:59 I pay for a VPN anyway, cause I tore it. And once I started feeding them through the VPN, there there was no problem anymore so like everything works again and i pay for the vpn anyway so i don't care so they're mad that you have youtube tv and you're not paying for like the comcast like 300 a month package i i uh it's verizon but i assume yeah same logic oh right right right yeah you are you're on my youtube tv stop complaining oh i i i wouldn't i wouldn't dare say that oh no i have to i i know where my bread's butter i know i know i know who's whose bank account the podcast money goes to first uh well i mean technically oh wow wow that's uh so yeah the way we do it uh you know not to get all inside baseball here but uh the way we do it now basically for the sake of
Starting point is 00:10:57 taxation you're just gonna keep doing it no it doesn't want its own baby now uh corinne basically it goes to our business checking account and then from then it goes out via paypal uh you want to hear something funny that that maybe we cut and maybe we don't no okay never mind i will text it to you but but I don't... It's a little too inside baseball. Yeah. It's like the idea of forming an LLC is like, shit. Okay, don't you have to have
Starting point is 00:11:33 the addresses? Well, you do. We don't. I'll cut that out, too, in case the tax man's listening to this. We don't make enough money. That's fine. There was just a weird interference. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:54 There you go. There's the feds listed in. There's the IRS. All right. So speaking of Patreon money, that has enabled me to, because we had check your texts. Oh shit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:10 All right. That's an interesting, uh, someone's making interest off that money. Don't worry about it. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not,
Starting point is 00:12:21 I'm not worried about that. No one worry about it. Yeah. It was thinking of inside baseball. What were you talking about? It was just resting inside my account. All right. You want to talk about the All-Star game and how much it kind of blew?
Starting point is 00:12:31 Well, we got to go back even. We got to talk about the fucking home run derby. We haven't even done the intro yet. Have we not? Oh, no. We've been just bullshit. Yeah. And I was going to say, speaking of Patreon,
Starting point is 00:12:47 um, thanks to people who we've reached like $113 now a month. Yeah. Thanks. Um, so I got rid of the student loans one way or the goddamn other. Yeah. Um,
Starting point is 00:12:59 it's either this or you guys are going to start a revolution. So one of the two, um, uh, I think I told that story how i the with the investment guy yeah yeah yeah uh but yeah so uh if you're a patron there is going to be a video of me throwing the poop chair down the stairs for you in the next couple days for folks this is bonus content that was this was not promised i'm doing this for you i just have
Starting point is 00:13:22 to strip the exit data please Please don't, please don't stalk Tom and his wife. Yeah, don't, yeah. If you approach the compound, you know... Such that it's up into your house. Let's all settle down. You wore camo to come in, because
Starting point is 00:13:39 otherwise you'd have to go by the cameras. You gave me a ghillie suit on the, like, five miles away. And I had to do the all ghillie suit on the, like, five miles away. Yeah. And I had to do the all-ghillied-up mission from Call of Duty 4 in real life before I was allowed entry. Do you know how much money
Starting point is 00:13:53 it costs to get Strontium? Like... But yeah, so the video of me throwing the chair at Albie up at some point... July bonus is coming out. We recorded it with Francis from Hell of a Way to Die. It's already recorded.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Bullshit patriotism in United States sports. Yep. We're going to do an Eagle season preview. Yeah. And I have a tentative August bonus, but that's not 100% set in stone yet. Right, right. It's someone with nice cheekbones um and so hello welcome to another episode of 10 000 losses the only that is uh apparently uh i'm your host tom payne my pronouns are he him and with me is my co-host yay liam liam anderson pronouns also he him uh man you I gotta say you are on like last the last
Starting point is 00:14:46 episode which hasn't been out yet like I feel like was like we were both sad and low energy and like we're both like fucking on the ball today dude it's Friday it's Friday I'm gonna have a beer as soon as I get up uh my my travel setup is so I finally fixed the
Starting point is 00:15:01 Wi-Fi in my room uh at this house and so it works splendidly so like i'm in a good ass mood uh i do want to say uh to the guy who said that uh podcasts are shitty when they have banter uh fuck you man fuck you man this 15 minutes of banter is for you guy dude dude that is some of my favorite shit he's gonna demo it in the replies and shit it's really funny just read wikipedia articles if you want because because you guys have always had that with when there's a problem guys in the comments like just get to the disaster and it's like go fucking watch it go fucking watch another youtube video
Starting point is 00:15:43 go read the ntsb report right like like when i was on watch another YouTube video. Go read the NTSB report. Right. Like, like when I was on for the El Pharaoh, I read the NTSB report. Go read it if you want it without cum jokes. Yeah, exactly. I think the cum jokes make it funnier. If you don't think that the horse, like you wouldn't have things like horse viscera or whatever, like you, like you fucking. Sorry you hate farts.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Memers. Yeah. Sorry. like horse viscera or whatever like you like you fucking you hate memers yeah sorry um call into i'm still trying to get through this call in the voicemail 267-371-7218 um talk about reptilians whatever uh patreon.com slash 10 000 losses. Finally, we could talk about some baseballs. So fuck ESPN. ESPN sucks, dude. They robbed him. Oh, Schwarber? Schwarber.
Starting point is 00:16:35 They ruined our caked up boys night. So someone busted the stat cast out and whoever was pitching to Schwarber was not throwing down and in, which is his sweet spot because he's got like a golf swing thing going on. So that was it. I had Schwarber just forgot how to swing. Like, I guess, you know, whatever.
Starting point is 00:16:56 Our beefy boy. Our beefy boy didn't get it. Rodriguez from the um uh Baroners who if you take Kyle Schwarber is is the epitome of like a bear beef man Julio Rodriguez
Starting point is 00:17:10 is the epitome of like an 8-pack ab dude right uh DK Metcalf shit right yeah
Starting point is 00:17:16 he hit like 31 home runs the first round and like like he hit the most home runs total even though he lost to Juan Soto
Starting point is 00:17:24 in the uh final round so Juan Soto in the final round. Juan Soto is going to get traded. Yeah. Yeah. The best was them slaking up Pete Alonso. Yeah. We both don't like Pete Alonso. I don't like him because he's a man,
Starting point is 00:17:40 but I also don't like him because he talks about how he's a big, strong guy. He doesn't know how... They had to hold me back, but if they didn't like him because he talks about how he's a big strong guy he doesn't know how like i don't know man they had to hold me back but if they didn't hold me back yeah like i've i've knocked out people like i understand you're a professional athlete but yeah but oh i don't know my strength it's like listen dude i've hit people i know exactly how strong i am right i know what i can do with a punch so because p Pete Alonzo has ever been in a fight, and I will stick to that theory, he doesn't – yeah, maybe you don't know what you could do because you've never actually thrown a punch at somebody in anger. But he was doing – they showed his like psych-up routine where he was doing 135-pound trap bar deadlifts.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Now, like I'm not trying to like weak shame. If you can't do 135-pound deadlift, I'm not shaming you or anything like that. If you can't do 135 pound deadlift, I'm not shaming you or anything. You are also probably not a professional athlete. Right. Um, but I'm not a professional athlete and I can trap our 135 pounds for, I don't know how many reps I'd have to rep out.
Starting point is 00:18:41 I would bet at least 10. That's nothing. Um, so cool why would you do them in your jersey with your fucking cleats on before the start of the home how does that help you because all the fucking showmanship of it yeah and then did you see the cuts to him like which is fine like be a showman like that's perfectly acceptable but like let's let's all reel it in a little bit here pete like i i love a we both are on the record we love sports psychos and this is sports psycho but it's a met so i guess it's not
Starting point is 00:19:10 the funny kind right like where like someone like jimmy butler like with no shame charging 20 bucks for a cup of coffee in the bubble a couple years ago right like that is psychopathic and it's funny because he's just like yeah i'm gonna fucking do it yeah no and like him like meditating like like like he's under the fucking bode tree because you're gonna go hit home runs like calm down guy yeah dude it's dude it's a game it's a game, man It's just a game, and that's okay Yep, it's The one that requires The least athleticism
Starting point is 00:19:51 You know, how many fat guys I did like, there was one tweet that said though That it is a tradition of getting our Beefiest, our America Once a year gets its biggest guys And just has them hit balls really hard I do think that's a good idea. It is a good idea. It's a nice tradition.
Starting point is 00:20:08 I think there's only two that were actually 49 states because you're either white or Dominican in the... Yeah. Which I don't have any problem with the Dominicans. They're pretty cool. Yeah, so the all-star game, I want to say because you hated it did you watch the whole
Starting point is 00:20:30 game or parts of it i tapped out at about the fifth inning right i that's when like like around my attention started to wane i just had in the background but um i did there was some interesting stuff but espPN does not know how to run coverage the hockey coverage is horrible dude I'm just thinking the Phillies game tonight is that on Apple TV that's not too bad then
Starting point is 00:20:59 they have that weird fake odds thing that we were talking about a couple episodes ago. But no, ESPN, have you watched Sunday Night Baseball on ESPN? Yeah. Oh, it's atrocious. It's so bad, dude.
Starting point is 00:21:13 David Cohn and the two other guys just can't. And then you have the alternate feed where it's Alex Rodriguez and the other guy. The thing that really bothers me is it feels like all three of them are trying to announce the same game in isolation, basically. Right.
Starting point is 00:21:27 There's no playoff. It feels very forced. There are sports duos. The best kind of sports announcing duo are the ones where you can tell they just out and out hate each other. So Tom McCarthy and Ben Davis. Like, I'm trying to, but like, you know, I, a little bit of a tangent here, but I really, I think Tony Romo is actually a phenomenal announcer. He's not bad. No, he's not bad.
Starting point is 00:21:54 My favorite is Gus Johnson, obviously, just because of the voice. Calls a lot of, and I really like Bill Walton just because you see some 19 year old kid from Oregon back rim of Tony Futter and he's just like that is terrible who's the the NBA on
Starting point is 00:22:17 TNT guy he's one of my favorites he's also in the 2k games oh shit I like his voice yeah yeah i know exactly who kevin totally blanking on the name nba oh here we are are on the fly research nba on tnt announcers kevin harland kevin harland yeah harland yeah yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like him. He's good. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:22:48 But yeah, it's good when they... Even if they don't hate each other, it's good when they play well. Like, John Kruk and Tom McCarthy are really good together for Billy's games. I just thought of something we didn't add to the outline, but something we should talk about.
Starting point is 00:23:03 He's Manfred saying in front of man and God that he thought minor leaguers were paid a living wage. Dude. Then some minor leaguer retweeted that. I was like, I made $11,000 last year. Like, no,
Starting point is 00:23:18 dude, you fucking don't. Like I, the lead, the commissioner of fucking baseball. Of course, you don't even know your own sport. Like of all the,
Starting point is 00:23:26 he's a labor lawyer. That's his job. Batman is terrible. But like Manfred seems to delight in just being like the dumbest of the commissioners. We, because Batman at least kind of embraces the role of villain. Batman,
Starting point is 00:23:43 like the thing is that a commissioner's job at the end of the day is basically a PR flak shield to prevent you from getting mad at the owners. Since the coup. Since the coup. They're not paid a living fucking wage. These dudes make $12,000 a year and they're on the road for 190 of them. Like, dude, they stay fucked off. Do they expect that all these guys
Starting point is 00:24:06 are like the sons of major leaguers and they have you know i think a lot of it is is that they expect these dudes to be relatively wealthy but on top of that they expect some weird bullshit ncaa style like love of the game amateurism oh you're right and and that reminds me so on on uh tipping pitches i don't know how many episodes back but they talked about how one of the owners um like privately in a private statement said something like that they i don't know if it was one of the owners one of the front office guys of one of the teams but it was anonymous and they were talking to you they weren't talking to them they were talking to someone else and they said they that they value the guys who can put up with it because it shows that they have like hustle and grit yeah the idea is basically to haze these guys
Starting point is 00:24:56 and basically into quitting but like i think about someone like kyler murray who obviously was an nfl prospect right but like him just being like yeah he could absolutely have made more career earnings in an mlb but he'd have to like go through the shit for two or three years even your your your you know top prospects are still stuck in in the in the major leagues for a couple years the minor leagues yeah yeah if you're you could be the top like you know a first round college ball college ball out of Vanderbilt or something like that, and you might be two years away. But that is such a rarity. Right.
Starting point is 00:25:33 It is usually four or five years. And if you're some Dominican kid who got picked up at the academy, dude, you are playing like 10 years in fucking poverty wages and shit like that and um that was also also they were talking that was that that reminds me that same episode that person they were talking to i i know there's at least one person who also is in the the tipping pitches slack it also listens to us so so uh maybe you can refresh me what episode this was so we could point them in the right direction but about how like yeah we want the guys the guys who come from dominican republic or venezuela whatever like that and yeah we want the guys who pick up english real
Starting point is 00:26:15 fast and um you know are willing to to fight for the american dream and it's like oh my god this is nonsense it's racist as shit like dude because you're from fucking the dominican republic which hey do you know why it's poor it sucks there do you know why liam i'm sure you know why is it the extraction of all capital oh yeah it's it's the it's it's western countries like the united states using it extracting capital from it. Wow, what a surprise. And then they come here and be like, oh, welcome to America. Here's your Coca-Cola and your fucking McDonald's.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Why don't you stand up and start saying the fucking Pledge of Allegiance every game? You sound like a suicidal tendency song. Stay here. Be glad you're in the Florida Complex League. Exactly. And you can Bust your ass 190 days on the road.
Starting point is 00:27:13 190 days on the road and then drive Uber or deliver pizzas while you're camping in the abandoned bleachers at night or some shit. These dudes have a billion dollars just pay the fucking you know that i don't understand that like and i and to me it's just
Starting point is 00:27:31 a matter of like i hate when these teams turn around and they're like we're gonna get into it with one soto uh but like no labor is entitled to all it creates and like these dudes are just fucking lying to your faces yeah these dudes are absolutely lying to your fucking faces like they don't give a shit about minor leaguers they don't give a shit what they get paid if they live or die because to them it's all it's all fungible like some they'll just get the next kid out of andy whose parents can pay for it or they're getting you know the next dominican they don't give a shit about exploiting right yeah yeah yeah it's there's always another kid right there's always some other kid and you should you should stay pissed off about it like it's the thing i assume there's problems like
Starting point is 00:28:09 you need to stay pissed off because when you're not pissed off they win yeah yeah no i mean yeah you can't ever not like think about a subject and be like oh i'm also like i'm not i'm not saying don't ever enjoy things because you do need to enjoy things critically you're allowed to enjoy things but you have to like acknowledge like your role in it too and be like what can i do that's like less harmful to labor right right yeah you know fucking yeah there's ways there's ways you can you can help out i mean even if it's something stupid on twitter like share it like make people aware of it or go buy it buy a tipping pitches shirt that says unionize the minors shout out to the guy that we saw at the ballpark you had that on uh that was very drunk and recommend to
Starting point is 00:28:55 listen i don't know if they ever listened but whatever ah shit so um i just going back to the all-star game for one thing i i wanted to say was um i do like that they were doing a good job of like selling the players yes like and having them talk and it was it was very did you watch the shohei otani interview with mike yes and they're like he's like you don't need your translator anymore and shohayatani's like i need i need translator i need a translator yeah yeah and he was there but just just it always reminds me the best part of like the little league world series when you watch that where they give interviews and these kids are just like they're kids and they're just like yeah my name is like buster goldman i'm 12 years old i love milfs and you're just like yeah my name's like buster goldman i'm 12 years old i love milfs and you're
Starting point is 00:29:45 just like you fucking get on my gas like oh yeah get out there kid like i just i i really just want like because mike trout you listen to mike trout talk and it's like oh he's delco dave he's all yeah uh show hey i they're like what words does he say uh in the clubhouse like does he know any english words like oh you know i'm gonna just keep that one you know in the clubhouse i don't want to say because you know it's you know what shohei's saying he's saying fuck and they're laughing at him how because it's funny when the guy the one i the one thing i i not the one thing i love about ikaro but one of the many things I love about Ikaro... Ichiro. Is it Ichiro?
Starting point is 00:30:27 My bad. Ichiro Suzuki. Ichiro is the... I'm going to do his batting stance right now for you. There you go. That's good. That's good. You look just like him. I know. I was taping back my eyes. I'll cut that. He learned Spanish and he spoke fluent Spanish just to piss people off, apparently.
Starting point is 00:30:51 People would make fun of him for being Japanese and he'd respond to them in perfect Spanish. Like, I'll fuck your mother and kill your dad or something. Ichiro, legit dude, like, good guy. He went to the, when Buck O'Neill died, and those of you who don't know who Buck O'Neill is, like, big-time Negro League player, and he was part of the Negro League Hall of Fame. Oh, my God. Yep.
Starting point is 00:31:20 All right. Should I pause? Because I thought I just heard someone say your name. No, they didn't okay alright so anyway seamless break into we were last talking about Buck O'Neill and Ichiro Suzuki
Starting point is 00:31:37 and the Negro League Museum so anyway Buck O'Neill when he passed if you don't know who Buck O'Neill, when he passed, if you don't know who Buck O'Neill is, go watch Ken Burns baseball. Absolutely. It's very good. It's a little, you know, it's Ken Burns-y, but it's good. It's good.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Yeah. Take everything that's said with a grain of salt, but it's good. And Buck O'Neill is a big part of that. So anyway, Buck O'Neill dies and they get this huge bouquet and they have no idea who sent it and it was each euro and no one knew that each row knew anything about like the newer leagues or buck o'neill or anything like that so he goes to the he goes to the um museum um and says uh buck o'neill was a man of honor. And he takes a tour of the museum. And when Ichiro reaches the end, the story that I read in the book Baseball 100 said that Ichiro then wrote the largest check ever written by an MLB player to the Negro Leagues Museum.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Wow. Yeah. So pretty solid dude, I got to say. That's Museum. Wow. Pretty solid dude, I gotta say. That's sick. He's a pretty cool guy. I don't know why you mentioned Ichiro. We had a little break there and I was eating cheese
Starting point is 00:32:56 in between. You know how that works with your brain. I forget. The learning Spanish just to taunt people. Yeah. Because Shohei Otani's English is not that great. Right.
Starting point is 00:33:10 I do need a translator. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody help. I do want Mike Trout to be talking like, yo, Isro, say John. Just say it. Say it. Say it.
Starting point is 00:33:21 I tagged Trout in that. He did not get back to me. That fucker, man. man fucking you know it's it's you know what it is he's from south jersey he's from millville so he probably sees me but oh yeah i hope his politics aren't that way uh but he's a rich white guy. What do you think? By all counts, he's a nice guy. I'm sure he is. I'm sure. So is Bryce Harper.
Starting point is 00:33:51 And we know that he's a fucking... Dickhead, to put it lightly. Yeah. But he's our dickhead. Yeah. Although, yeah. And like we said last podcast, he managed to evade the vaccine question.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Yes. His best friend, Stott, is vaccinated. So maybe he is. Maybe he is. Who knows? Back to baseball. Is this Philly stuff? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:16 I don't know if you want to get too into it. Like the Philly's trade deadline stuff. Trade deadline is the 2nd of August. It's usually the 31st of July, but it was pushed back because of the fucking lockout. I don't know. There was... Was it Joe Giglio on WIP? Did you see what his trade
Starting point is 00:34:35 idea was? I did not. I tried to avoid WIP. You're smart. But to trade Bryce Harper Oh my god Back to the Nats I did see this yes
Starting point is 00:34:51 Which is like And he's like I don't understand why people Are giving me feedback And I understand it's a bit Like I get that Well one Harper's got to know trade clause Two there's a bit like i get that well one harper's got a new trade clause too there's a reason harper didn't want some of the nationals they say one harper
Starting point is 00:35:10 one harper uh they've merged oh my god it's the hive mind we have one harper and bryce soto 17 years 750 million no rings uh yep uh well and and speaking of a lot of money so juan soto he's on the trade block he refused to sign a 440 million dollar 15 year deal that is not what they were actually going to offer him it's the same shit they did when the nats leaked their contract negotiations with harper in no way did they intend to pay him that money the learners are trying to sell by all accounts are trying to sell the franchise. Right. So, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:51 I just think he's done being on a shit team. I think he wants to go somewhere. So, who knows? I don't know if they'll do a sign-in trade or they'll trade him. If they're going to have six prospects or so, it's going to be a lot of people. Yeah, people are saying maybe the Yankees have people. Who's the other team? Fucking Dodgers.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Come to the Sox. Sure, why not? Thank you. As long as it's the AL. Come to the Sox yeah Phillies can't afford them well they could afford them now but not not
Starting point is 00:36:33 not only that you can't do a sign and trade for $440 million 15 year deal but if you think about it if they were trying to sell the team I don't know if that's a contract that would make the team seem worse or better. I don't know. But I think the Phillies right now, you have Segura coming back.
Starting point is 00:36:58 He's doing rehab this week. Harper might have his pins removed early. We can hope. The bullpenens actually been good um yeah they're looking they've survived all right for what could have been a season derailing you know 10 lost
Starting point is 00:37:16 streak sort of thing yeah like we sent Jose Alvarado down and he came back and he's now like a phenom like that's good we're in the third we have the tiebreaker over the Cardinals too so if like a phenom. That's good. We're in the third. We have the tiebreaker over the Cardinals too. So if we have P.O., that's good. The Phillies have decent odds.
Starting point is 00:37:35 If you look at like the fan graphs projections, it's like 65%. I think the last time I looked at it. So I think you just need another starter. I think that's what, and that's what a lot of people are saying too. I don't really think you need bullpen right now. I think you just need another starter. I think that's what a lot of people are saying, too. I don't really think you need bullpen right now. I think you need... It'd be interesting to see.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Zach Ethel's knee sucks. He's a good number three pitcher, but he hasn't been good this year. He had surgery last year to fix his knee. That's hard. I totally agree. Anyone who wants to trade reese hoskins can blow me so yeah uh he's our boy and he's probably the most left member of this team so fuck you yeah um all right yeah so um i don't know if you had anything else you wanted to yell about baseball
Starting point is 00:38:26 no I'm good yeah so we can talk about the the birds we're gonna have a season preview soon and they released all black helmets are they gonna wear them which look sick yeah the all black jerseys have always
Starting point is 00:38:42 looked sick yeah so I'm cool with that Yeah, the all-black jerseys have always looked sick. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm cool with that. Talk about the – I'm reading off the notes. So let's talk about the new Sixers Stadium proposal, which sucks. Okay. All right. So clearly I put this in there thinking good things. And maybe this is why...
Starting point is 00:39:07 You guys know a thing or two about urban planning over on... Well, there's your problem, allegedly. Yeah. So, this is what I hear, right? I hear you want to take a part of the city that's under, kind of underutilized, Market East, the gallery,
Starting point is 00:39:31 which is now the fashion district. I don't know. I've never been to the fashion district. I know the gallery. How can it be a district when it's just one goddamn building? Yeah, right. Yeah, that's more than one building. You used to have to have two buildings to be a district. And there's like three l stops
Starting point is 00:39:46 underneath it and um so so i i hear this and i'm like and i heard that there's no no public funding involved no obviously all private 1.3 billion so i hear this and i go good because also it's making suburbanites who will now have to park at Burn Rock or whatever and take the train in. You're going to watch a sport that has black guys in it. You might have to also take a train with black people on it.
Starting point is 00:40:16 The horror. My problem with it is that I think several things. One, I think what the city is basically trying to do, along with the Sixers, is effectively create something that resembles the Deer District in Milwaukee or like a Madison Square Garden type thing where you sort of raise... Or TD Garden.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Or TD Garden. where you sort of raise your TD garden your TD garden you raise that whole area including Chinatown because they'll do it and to them it's you know all these problems solved at once but it's okay so when there's not an event going on what that building just sits empty like you know
Starting point is 00:41:00 we already have and obviously the flyers aren't coming so we're gonna have another stadium which doesn't make any fucking sense. Uh, the Fargo center, Wells Fargo center is already transit accessible. I'm personally of the belief that isolating them down in South Philly is probably the smartest decision Philly ever made. Uh, I just, I think that you're gonna turn what they want is to
Starting point is 00:41:27 turn because they've already tried to do you see all the billboards and shit they want to turn that into like our Times Square and I think that's very ignorant of what Philly is as a city and I think it's designed to appeal to people who don't want to fucking live here in the first place okay
Starting point is 00:41:42 the suburbanites are gonna take part part are going to take the car. They're going to drive anyway, because they don't, they're not going to take a train. That's just don't want to, they just don't want to. And there, you know,
Starting point is 00:41:52 we can get into the psychology of why they don't want to, but like those people are absolutely fucking happy as clams paying $20 for parking versus paying for a train ticket. And to be fair, a car, if we assume $20 apart, apart even 25 that's still priced comparable to the train right so like well it's actually cheaper if you're coming with the whole family right like i i just to me it it just is this sort of non-understanding of what Philly is or could be
Starting point is 00:42:25 and I have real concerns about what it would do to Chinatown because DC did the same thing they plopped the MCI center down there and basically fucked over Chinatown now the Verizon center or the Capital One center or whoever the fuck
Starting point is 00:42:43 it was the MCI center when I was a kid. So it's the MCI center forever. Um, but I just, well, as far as center is still a spectrum, I guess you just keep going back. Yeah. Uh, but yeah, I'm, I just, I'm not sold on it. I, I don't believe the Sixers have the best interest of the city in their hearts. Uh, I don't think there's any reason to believe that Josh Rubin or Michael Rubin or Josh Harris are good people.
Starting point is 00:43:10 And they're doing this, you know, because they actually give a shit about the city because they don't fucking live here. Yeah, I'm pretty cynical about it. Urbanism Twitter thinks it's a great idea because Urbanism Twitter is a bunch of dorks that don't understand sports i mean i i i i don't know i'm conflicted because of the having spent so much time in that area growing up um to see the idea of having the stadiums downtown is a cool idea like I don't know what part of my brain it makes happy but it's like
Starting point is 00:43:53 I guess it's like oh yeah that's what a dense urban core is supposed to be it's supposed to be for things if there weren't already shit there and it's just like the city has tried this a billion times what makes you think this one's going to work they've been trying to redevelop market ease for a trillion years It's just like the city has tried this a billion times. What makes you think this one's going to work? They've been trying to redevelop Market East for a trillion years.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Right. And I have real concerns about how it's going to fuck over Chinatown and displace all those people. Well, Market East is a weird place. And if you're not from Philadelphia, I mean, go do a Google Street View tour and kind of see. It is strange. It's odd and like what i described my miami beach is market east it flopped in the tropics sub drop you know like that makes sense like like so if you're from miami you know you would get what i'm talking about but um yeah i mean it's a there's a lot of like black owned businesses there like so there's
Starting point is 00:44:41 like sneaker stores and stuff and more than just that that's just like right what's right front facing there's and there's the uh the old post office there which my uh i don't know if i told you this my great-grandfather sculpted the buff um i don't know yeah oh yeah yeah yeah he was one of the the work progress administration um employed by the wpa to sculpt buff dudes like yeah i'm a guy in a hard hat i'm building shit this is what progress is because that's that is what progress is but yeah uh especially in the 1930s um but yeah like like when i go to market east now i see you know i mean there's a big homeless problem, obviously. I mean, cities have a problem with that for a while and not taking care of people who are homeless or houseless.
Starting point is 00:45:31 I apologize if I use the wrong term. I'm a fucking idiot. But my heart's with those people. And since they did the fashion district, I've never been inside, but it's like just all fucking like empty to the street like it's like one big fucking concrete or whatever facade like like so so playing devil's advocate here there's part there is part of me goes like okay like the idea that i being up here in bucks county can pop on the regional rail and then get out and go to a sixers game is actually really like enticing oh sure i will i will say no no i could do that i could do that it's a transfer
Starting point is 00:46:11 right but the idea that it's a one trip sort of you know no change yeah yeah one seat right thank you um does does appeal to me in a sense um but like i think i think where you were saying is correct it's like These people don't and by these people I mean Josh Harris and Ruben they don't Have Our The city's best interest at heart and
Starting point is 00:46:35 That's evidenced by the first time They tried to build the stadium Or propose a new stadium which was what Over at fucking The waterfront right? Yes. And they said Camden. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:51 So I think what they're doing is they're enticing the pot for people who are kind of like us. You know, for the transit nerds, for the urbanists for um progressives i guess um although you know progressives are to the right of both of us but um i don't yeah i don't know i don't know i mean you make you make good points um uh you definitely have have i was kind of like full-throated like into it except for the chinatown part but now now you've you've made reasonable doubts in my mind so let me refer yeah um that's what they call you reasonable dal anderson they sure do that's probably what they called your dad uh um they called him crash anderson and i'll explain why they did that off air
Starting point is 00:47:46 i think you did tell me that last time we hung out um the but yeah chinatown has had a history they originally wanted to build what what became citizens bank park in chinatown yeah 12th and arch right 12th and 5th maybe and well that would have been a fucking sick-ass view. The sick-ass view is one thing. People live there and have businesses there and have for generations at this point. And that is a concern because you'll have gentrification
Starting point is 00:48:16 in a... I guess in a place that real estate developers kind of want to crack into. What's his name? He's the big asshole. I guess in a place that like real estate developers kind of want to crack into. Yeah. Like, uh, what's,
Starting point is 00:48:26 what's his name? He's the big asshole. Uh, Bart Blatstein or, uh, uh, both of them. Yes.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Both of them. Not doing your people, uh, proud. No, God, no, Jesus.
Starting point is 00:48:38 They've suffered enough. Jesus Christ. You not have to be, um, yeah, both of these guys have wanted to crack in, uh, to this area and the waterfront,
Starting point is 00:48:48 uh, for a while, you know, yeah. Well, well, all right, let me ask you a question.
Starting point is 00:48:57 Um, what, what's it, what's a good use of that area? If not for a, uh, a stadium, you know,
Starting point is 00:49:04 type type public arena type type area uh i've i'm fine with basically what i would do is i would build super dense residential like towers essentially okay i i would keep as much of the gallery as possible i would basically get rid of all the parking lots around the convention center and that one at atham market no you guys take the train in yeah no fucking park at the convention center no uh i would do my level best to turn like atham market the disney hall into a park uh i would do my level best to turn like eighth and market the disney hole into a park uh i think that the city like to me you could call it dude in one step like i'm fine with public housing down there i think that's actually a good use of money like build public housing down
Starting point is 00:49:58 there um especially we could launch a pilot program for announced people to get houses and money you know, and I, I think you put them and then you put them in a place where they have, they can just walk to work. Yeah. As opposed to like putting them at whatever 23rd fucking Lehigh, not running any buses there. And then say,
Starting point is 00:50:16 well, welcome. They're not going to work. Right. Like, well, okay. So now they,
Starting point is 00:50:20 they, they can get, you know, you could take the L to the broad street line and go to ccp you could open a ccp branch there if you wanted there you go uh that's how dr rowitz yeah i would i would not i would basically keep the gallery in i i think what i would do with the gallery too is the city probably needs to put more programming in there like there's a bunch of unused space in there so like why couldn't like you put a library in it like right
Starting point is 00:50:52 or that branch of the library like you're saying right ccp put it right there like yeah and that way too like people you know if you get a job in old city you could take transit or walk you get a job in center city you know as, as an unhoused person, cool, you just walk to work, five blocks. Have a good one. Right. Like, what are we fucking using the space for? Who cares?
Starting point is 00:51:14 Give people houses. I don't give a fuck. The Burlington Coat Factory, I think. Yeah. And if you got a job as a retail worker, you could literally walk out your front door, and then if you needed, you know, you want to see your social worker or whoever's helping you, you can just mosey on down and see your social worker. Easy peasy.
Starting point is 00:51:34 As someone who lives five minutes from their job, I got to say that's pretty fucking nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. So I guess to sum up oh before we
Starting point is 00:51:49 sum up did you know that when the gallery was built it was built with foundations intended to put residential towers I did know that yeah so there you go so the official 10,000 losses stance
Starting point is 00:52:04 is get fucked rich people build housing yes and give it to people for free don't charge it uh because you know if you don't at some point if you don't start housing people what they're going to do is they're going to uh go to red house square and take it over that was fun right yeah i. Yeah, I'm OK with that. I mean, I mean, there's that. What is it? The Ethical Society. They're kind of lefty. And so, I mean, leave them alone.
Starting point is 00:52:30 But, you know, that has roots in the Fabian, the Fabians from UK. So. All right. So one from. Basketball, which really wasn't basketball Which is urban planning
Starting point is 00:52:48 So if you're a Well There's Your Problem fan This has been fucking You're in fucking hog heaven right now Let's talk about Let's talk about Carter Hart's possible rape scandal No he's the innocent We have called him our innocent sweet boy Yeah so he definitely might have participated In a rape back in 2018 in hamilton on might have allegedly uh trademark
Starting point is 00:53:09 or not trademark uh his response has been pretty pretty not great to say the least he's basically so for a little bit of background uh a woman claimed she was uh we should put a trigger warning here uh in post a woman claims she was sexually assaulted by various members of i believe the world of hockey canada's world junior championship team back in 2018 a number of hl now nhlers have come forward and said basically hey uh you know that wasn't me like here's my alibi essentially i'm deeply sad to hear this and like i'm happy to cooperate with like any investigation you know whatever like carter hart has basically not really said that and has said like redirect all questions to my attorney yeah it's pretty
Starting point is 00:54:00 not great no that's um i mean, obviously, innocent until proven guilty. Right. You don't circle the wagons for no reason. Mm-hmm. And I think we were talking about this before we started recording, about how people were like, shit, I got eight alibis, says I wasn't there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Yeah. Can we not have, like, can that team not have a fucking win, like, order off the ice? Like, Jesus Christ. So, I guess, I guess, uh, stay tuned for this shit. Yeah, sorry about it.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Yeah. Um, so, uh, football, but not the, not the throwing kind so um i have i have a bone to pick again with with the being you know how they call me trad tom so uh yeah i named it i named that no one's called me until you i met you but um the the team names here i'm a baby yeah so the union beat miami inter miami and new england to enter inter miami to the one each okay all right so inter miami right inter miami okay inter miami liam okay just call yourselves miami united please Okay Enter Miami, Liam Okay Just call yourselves Miami United, please Okay, alright
Starting point is 00:55:29 So, I gotta say something about this I'm not a huge soccer guy, but I do have A little bit of understanding And one of the things I have You know, un po' The understanding of You can see what I'm doing right now, Liam You can see with my hands.
Starting point is 00:55:46 I can see it. So, Football Club Internationale Milano called themselves this because in the spirit of international brotherhood, the idea that all men are brothers,
Starting point is 00:56:01 it was in the 1890s, cut them cut them slack there right 1908 bud yeah they they they meant that in all humans are brothers right uh allowed international players to play for the team as opposed to the fascists at ac milano so um that's what that meant now is there a team in miami that plays in Major League Soccer that does not allow international players? Is that yes? No. There's no other team in Miami
Starting point is 00:56:31 that plays in Major League Soccer. So, what the fuck are you calling yourselves Inter-Miami just because it starts with an M? Yes. God damn it. Fucking hate these names. Just call yourselves FC Milan FC Miami
Starting point is 00:56:47 There you go No I hate it too Like Sporting Kansas City or Real Salt Lake Yeah Real Salt Lake which Listen to our bonus episodes with those Bring them young money guys Cause There's no king in Salt Lake
Starting point is 00:57:03 Except for the Henry Lee father I made that joke in that episode too because there's no king in Salt Lake except for the Henry Lee father. I made that joke in that episode too. All right. But that put the union back at the top of the East. Where they belong, thank you. Yeah, of course. So the Chester Union. The Chester Union.
Starting point is 00:57:23 So maybe what could happen is if the Sixers move to Center City, we could have the Union move. Oh, just like, yeah. We'll just blow the roof off the Wells Fargo Center. That's fine. I'm into it.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Yeah. Well, speaking of the Union, we do have a voicemail from a union fan, although the voicemail order got all fucked up. So I'm just going to go and order that we have them. Sure. And yeah, we'll see who they are and what they have to say.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Hey, fellas, it's been a while. Overtime is a bitch. I'm still catching up on your episodes, but you all were sharing stories on this last one that I'm was listening to. And I figured I'd share one of my own when I was, uh, still playing baseball, uh, during my first year of machine pitch. Yes. I played that long ago uh one of the uh one of the uh helpers had accidentally
Starting point is 00:58:29 nudged the ball thrower and it had accidentally hit one of the kids the one who was batting and apparently the parents did not like that so instead of all of the kids going out onto the field and fighting it was all of the parents.
Starting point is 00:58:45 Oh, hell yeah. And all of us were just looking on like, what? Since we're six, what do we expect? And then the next time, this one involves me personally, I was playing my first year of kid pitch, which just happened to be my last. And all of the kids on the other team were at least six feet tall and probably took mandatory steroids these kids were massive and me being a little five no four foot let's say eight
Starting point is 00:59:14 at that time kid goes up to bat i'm a lefty the pitcher throws the ball which hits me on my thigh. This left a bruise so big it went down to my knee and just above my belly button. I could not walk for days. We did get an x-ray and there was no kind of fracture, thankfully, but motherfucker did that
Starting point is 00:59:40 hurt. Well, if you broke your femur, you would know. Anyways, that's just it. Hope y'all are having fun. Enjoy catching up on these and have a good day, y'all. Well, thank you. People calling, please give us a name and your pronouns. Yeah, please.
Starting point is 00:59:56 So I don't want to fucking be an asshole by accident. I want to be an asshole on purpose, but not about your pronouns. I just found a pom-pom hat that says hail satan go birds on it oh hell yeah
Starting point is 01:00:11 love it the yeah like I said if you had broken your femur dude though you would have you would have woken up in the hospital because you would have crying so much you passed out yeah you would have woken up in the hospital because you would have been crying so much you passed out. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:30 I wish I was on the mandatory steroids team, though. I feel like that would have helped out a little bit with the weight problem, but you know. Yeah. Balls wouldn't work, though. I do like having my balls work. All right. I guess I want it out. Thank you, though. Hmm. I do like having my balls work.
Starting point is 01:00:45 All right. I guess I won it out. Thank you, Tom. Yes. The official stance of 10,000 losses. We like it when our balls work. We like it when our balls work. Take enough steroids, but not enough that fucks with your balls. Unless you're not trying to...
Starting point is 01:00:59 If you're not into that... Moving on swiftly. Next one. All right. Let me put the volume up. Here we go. We're not... Hello, Tom. Yay, Liam.
Starting point is 01:01:15 And hello, guests, if I'm not wrong. This is M from Ontario. This is my first time calling into the 10K, but I love the podcast. Your humor's great. Okay. Thanks, guy. AndK, but I love the podcast. Your humor is great. Okay. And I just really love the podcast. I was inspired to call in because I listened to a news clip about a Philadelphia woman becoming a lifeguard.
Starting point is 01:01:35 She's like 70 years old. And the reason she did, she had an interview. The reason she gave were really inspiring. I'm going to leave it to you guys to talk about how shitty it is that it had to be a 70-year-old who stepped up to protect the children at the pool and, you know, stopped them from drowning horribly. Please make fun of the Toronto Maple Leafs for me because they've
Starting point is 01:01:53 lost 10,000 times probably since 1967 when they last won the Stanley Cup. So, thank you. Bye-bye. Toronto will never eclipse Philadelphia. Hello, Tom. Yay, Liam. God damn it. Toronto will never Eclipse Philadelphia Hello Tom Yay Liam It likes to
Starting point is 01:02:10 I have to get a soundboard You can be Junior Alice I think I'm older than her I actually don't think you are I guess she outranks me too Yeah she does outrank you. Sorry, bud. Being that she actually, out of all of us,
Starting point is 01:02:28 did attempt at one point to become a... That is the most famous one of us. That's true. She deserves it, though. She's a peach. I'm actually recording WTYP right after this. Oh, nice. Well, tell our friends... Well well say hi to say hi to alice for
Starting point is 01:02:48 me uh she rocks and then tell our other friend um either uh withdrawal or i could use it for student loans so yeah he could pick yeah um so did you hear this story about the now it's lifeguard i mean yes but I don't know what the reason she gave was 70 year old grandmother comes out of retirement to help amid the lifeguard shortage so Robin Borlando started as lifeguard at 15 or 16 now she's patrolling Philadelphia
Starting point is 01:03:17 pools in her golden years this is from today.com so you know nothing but the most nothing but the most. Nothing, nothing but the best journalism from. Yeah. Robin Berlando thought she was out, but they pulled her back in.
Starting point is 01:03:36 They can get safe. They pulled her back in. All right. I'm going to need your badge and your gun, Berlando. Just when we thought. Can I do that voice? What was his name? In a world. I can't get that low without going right in the vocal fry.
Starting point is 01:03:54 In a world. I thought the kids were safe. They pulled her back in. Don't make yourself laugh you know it's ridiculous to say all right wait till i start playing guitar on the podcast the 70 year old mother of three grandmother of six uh came out of retirement that you're to work as a lifeguard for the city of philadelphia amid the nationwide lifeguard shortage i'm not going to do the voice.
Starting point is 01:04:25 I was a lifeguard when I was 16 and I loved it. Orlando told NBC Nightly News. I decided to finally do it. Jesus Christ. Something for our kids, our community. Jesus Christ, it was me. This woman probably doesn't curse. Probably not.
Starting point is 01:04:41 She's probably an angel. She's probably very sweet uh nbc news reported only 50 of philadelphia 65 pools are currently open during the shortage fun parks and rec fun parks and rec don't fund the cops don't fund the police fun parks recreation make pools for people so the kids aren't out at fucking 11 p.m at night throwing fucking goddamn traffic cones at old men like goddamn assholes. Alright, yeah. So, basically she says that's her reason. She said the shooting happened outside her home and three young boys died.
Starting point is 01:05:11 Ooh, that sucks. That does suck. Yeah, but there's like very little on this. Cool. What's her name again? Robin Berlando? Good for you, Robin, I guess. Good for you. Good for you. You shouldn't have to do that.
Starting point is 01:05:26 No. There's a picture of her swimming, or a video of her swimming. Lady has stayed in shape. Good for her. Good for her, because you do have to be somewhat fit to be a lifeguard. Yeah, absolutely. She is more fit than both of us.
Starting point is 01:05:42 Oh. Oh. Alright, at least me. me well now I feel bad oh okay alright um voicemails alright so the last one that I know is Charlie uh calling from the bottom of the school
Starting point is 01:05:58 river you do win another one it's Charlie again oh my god not dead uh currently alive You do win another one. It's Charlie again. Not dead. Currently alive. They went down to Miami and actually technically scored Lauderdale and grouped themselves
Starting point is 01:06:16 two more goals for another win. They can't score seven every time, but another three big points staying up in the top three in the East. But again, you know, fuck Chuck Fletcher.
Starting point is 01:06:33 Fuck his socks, you know. Flowers is just going to be borderline unwatchable with that fucking racist. That fucking... Don't want to use Italian slurs, but it's technically as high as a slur.
Starting point is 01:06:49 So, you know, you got to dump Lin Brom to, you know, make cap space and then, you know, find a bunch of garbage, you know. Yeah, it's like a
Starting point is 01:07:00 fucking Ed Snyder and his goddamn objectionalism kicking everybody away. that could have ran the team and he dropped dead and it goes to fucking Fletcher and he fucking runs the team right into the ground. And this is why you shouldn't read Iron Ran.
Starting point is 01:07:14 You get the fucking, you know, you fucking push everybody away. You push Lupa away. You push Pat Croce away and you fucking, you know, run the entire organization right to the ground, right into oblivion. You know, it's going to make me
Starting point is 01:07:29 become a... God help me, they're going to be so bad, they're going to turn me into a GD fucking Bruins fan. That's right, baby. You know, yelling go, go black and gold all fucking winter times because the fucking flyers suck.
Starting point is 01:07:47 Thank you, Chuck Fletcher. You fucking ruined hockey for an entire city. I hope you're happy. You know, bring back the Nordiques or get another goddamn team in there so you can work for the flyers right now. It's just fucking bad. Yeah, not dead. Not drinking. Thanks, guys. Oh, just fucking bad. Yeah, not dead. Not drinking. Oh, yeah, okay.
Starting point is 01:08:09 There'll be another Unigame Saturdays against New England. Alright, later. Thanks, Charlie. So we know who Charlie is on Twitter. Yeah, Charlie, thank you for letting us know you're not dead. Really appreciate that. Absolutely go Bruins, Charlie, if you for letting us know you're not dead. Really appreciate that.
Starting point is 01:08:26 Absolutely go Bruins, Charlie, if you want to DM and reach out. And the thing worth noting here is that Tom Kitt sucks. And Tom Kitt's winning. And freedom and good things. That's why I'm not an objectivist. You're here first. I love that. Liam Anderson, anarcho-capitalist.
Starting point is 01:08:50 Yeah, that's me, baby. Actually, markets are... Yeah, no. I totally agree. That's why you're going to have so you can talk about market socialism. I'll believe that.
Starting point is 01:09:06 Yeah, we'll bleep that out. Not the child molester part with the name. Sorry, go ahead. I totally agree with him that basically the Flyers this year are going to be, as New Year's makes no difference, unwatchable and for no reason. I'm not watching the Flyers. I'm not watching them. I'm not watching them. You know, we will give you updates and news. We'll still have Bruins Minute, unless
Starting point is 01:09:28 my mic gets cut. But yeah, I don't really intend to do deep dives into the Flyers unless something catastrophic happens. I don't really give a shit about this team. I think I've stated before that the Flyers are the only
Starting point is 01:09:44 one of the Philadelphia teams that I out and out hate. give a shit about this team uh i think i've stated before that the flyers are the only one of the philadelphia teams that i out and out hate like i don't think you've straight up said that i mean i i i love them as a kid like that my bruins fandom is so deep that i genuinely hate the flyers and like don't root for them i i i post about them on twitter to dunk on them like i fucking hate the flyers in my in my sports hierarchy i would say that i it's more fun to root for the eagles than it is for the patriots but uh it's also fun to toss six super bowls in people's faces and i obviously like the brins more than the Flyers, and I like the Celtics
Starting point is 01:10:28 more than I like the Sixers. But, like, I like the Sixers. I love Joel Embiid. I have two Sixers jerseys. I don't know, man. Sports fandom's weird. I got into it with some Cowboys fans on Twitter last week. And one blocked me. So, I won that one.
Starting point is 01:10:44 They're cowards. It's all 16 year olds just don't fucking understand the sport getting out on twitter um do we have anything else i gotta record uh well there's a problem i'm running late well i mean i was gonna say uh i didn't know ed snyder was objectivist um well i gotta say we can we can uh roll real quick there was two dms one was and it actually has something to do with well there's your problem because that's nothing to do with our podcast uh this question from planemo this question has something to do with the podcast but when is well there's your problem going to get boxcar door gunner badges that we can that we were promised during the
Starting point is 01:11:17 armor train episode with joe kasabian i don't know dude yeah. Yeah. Bug Roz. Yeah, DM Roz. And then Unit System Discord showed us a handy Voffin SS division ID infographic. Thank you. Did you see that? Yes. Yeah, it's funny that that came up. That's a good meme.
Starting point is 01:11:42 All right. So shout outs. We have another North Catholic graduate who has joined us, Patrick M. Thanks, Patrick. Yeah. And then also shouts out to Sean P. We don't have any other first time 700 level tier patrons, although one of you pays $3, but it's not a $3 tier. So you have a French name, so double-check your membership there. It's like Alain, something like that.
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Starting point is 01:13:06 Lions led by donkeys. Kill James Bond. Crash Future. Also, Timmy Pitches. Timmy Pitches gets it. They're nice guys. Okay, fine. All right.
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