Ten Thousand Losses - Keep it the Bean

Episode Date: April 13, 2023

Fr fr on god. Tom and Liam indulge you in twenty minutes of history chat before talking about CBAs abound (NBA and MiLB), the stinkiness of the Phillies and Flyers, then move onto loud and chaotic listener voicemails. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod  Leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses 

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have assassinated John Cooney. 1, 2, 3, 4, testing, balls, balls, balls, penis, penis, penis, penis, anal contusions. Ooh, but isn't a contusion a bone bruise isn't it i don't know your anus bone is i'm not a doctor but i i have a degree in economics and math my dick bone is broken

oh hang on i gotta figure out what mlb streams gotta figure out oh yeah that's right folks baseball season is back and that means the game of the week has returned yes and uh the phillies would have been it if we were recording like midday and we didn't have jobs yeah yeah alas i guess i'm gonna watch angels at mariners all right oh Ooh, all right. All right. Shouts out to the Mariners fan. I know who listens to this. Thank you. Yeah, thanks.

All right. I don't know if they listen to it or if they just listen. They just feel bad for us, basically. Feel bad for us, yeah. Well, I got to say, you know... Hang on one second. Sorry, the volume came in at 2 million. Yeah, what's up?

I'm glad that you finally agreed to the cba um you know some people might say okay why why is it been so long where's 10 000 losses well i was on strike yeah against against the uh the fat cats uh at wtyp which is me of course yeah and obviously you finally agreed to the cba yeah i'm very very generous i think these terms are to both of our like you know it to the cba yeah i'm very very generous i think these terms are to both of our like you know what's funny is that so i'm watching this baseball stream at best solaris.com uh and uh their their logo no shit looks like a color a color bend of the septa logo and i think it actually is that's pretty sick yeah it's like an orange and yellow septa look like it literally is the septa logo oh yeah we we found we found what raz has been

doing with his computer power besides yeah factorio yeah sometimes he plays minecraft um i know yeah uh hi welcome back to 10 000 losses it's been a minute. We're happy to be here once again. Shohei Otani just flew out, but at one point, we're going to get this thing shut down. Shohei Otani, man. Did you see that really cool picture of him bowing to, I can never say his name right, Ichiro or Ikaro? Ichiro.

Ichiro, my bad. Yeah, it's him bowing and Ich can never say his name right ichiro ichiro ichiro ichiro my bad yeah uh yeah it's it's tim bowing and ichiro is laughing and it's it's a very sweet uh photo i like how ichiro is like hanging around as like i guess a batting coach i think he's a yeah he's i thought he was like an advisor or something but he's in like his full uniform and he looks like he's ready to field like he's like i think he i think he stays ready yeah yeah yeah he's just in case just in case it's like a like an emergency backup goalie you know next man up yeah well that i i think that should be i think he gets no problem i think he could still probably go yard if he like felt like it yeah i mean his like like i have no

reason to believe that he could not go yard if he felt like it. I definitely get a single. I mean, his stats in his last couple of years, his last two years were subpar. But I think he could still get a hit. Like an ass too, yeah. Yeah. I think that would be really funny, though, if it was like when the player gets ejected from a game that one of the coaches has to sub in. Oh, I'd watch that shit. You thompson squaring up gabe capler gabe capler you're probably still gonna hit uh charlie manuel wouldn't get a hit but he would also uh he would also do damage they did an interview with him the

other day and i was like goddamn i miss charlie what a fucking voice yeah that's a it's a beautiful beautiful accent and um like like uh famous uh he had to have his uh surgery on his balls to make them smaller because they're so or fork west virginia yep we do love uh ourselves west virginia on here uh yeah we we you know i i do think it's it's not as good as regular Virginia. I know that one specific listener will be very upset that I've said that. Obviously, West Virginia is the superior state. I have

been to West Virginia a number of times. I've always had a ball. The people there are nice and friendly. Everyone's very sweet. Everyone's very generous. And you know what? When I was still dipping when i went to a goddamn sheets they knew where the fucking dip was that's the worst thing about dipping in philly dude it's just like you go to like they stock

it and what i learned recently was that like the vendors themselves stock it by and large so the the clerks have no idea where it is or what it is because no one in philly chews besides i guess me whenever judge alums are hanging out yeah the river wards no yeah the wawa and aramingo probably gets a lot of a lot of oh yeah uh the me and the port richmond contractors every day 6 30 yeah the the neon green contractor hoodies just covered a dip spit i i have had to throw out hoodies because they got a little too coated uh i mean i mean i've had that happen with that with dip spit but with like uh oil from cooking or something like that yeah oh yeah me too and come yeah that too yeah come

obviously obviously you know we were having such a nice conversation before you decided to base it. Yeah. You made the joke dirty and ruined it for everybody. You did. Well, speaking of dirty, so talking about the Cheeto, the Cheeto that was in the White House. We might have a Cheeto in the jailhouse. Yeah, so I heard I no it's fucking funny

dude it's like I know there's a lot of people that are like I do think it's kind of interesting you and I were talking about this off air that like it's a little bit of a bummer that this is what they're going to try to nail him for but like that's also how they approached Al Capone murdered half Chicago goes to jail for one

single count of tax evasion yeah yeah this guy I mean I like I said I don't want to get like lib on here like um it's funny to watch the worst people in the world get mad yeah yeah no like rich fucks never get justice and I never thought the guy would be arraigned to begin with right um i obviously i hope that he does do jail time and sets a precedent and i i don't know who said it i don't know if it was you or somebody else who said every president should just be charged as soon as they leave office yeah i was a mutual friend of ours but i wholeheartedly agree. Yeah. Yeah. And I look forward to the trial. I look forward to him saying like dumb shit,

exasperated. You know, I didn't, I didn't do it. I didn't do it at all. This is all rigged. This is all politics. You know,

I mean, they should have hanged Nixon, but. Oh, well, they should have, they should have shot Andrew Johnson in the middle of the head. Yeah.

They honestly should have. Yeah. I mean, he should have been picked for sick and R johnson in the middle of the head yeah they honestly should have yeah i mean he should have been picked and brutherford behaves too actually if we're doing this yeah yeah i mean we could i'm trying to think like what present various crimes should be charged to which various president i mean i guess fdr gets a pass well he didn't bow he didn't bomb auschwitz when when american jews were begging him to and the concentration camp and then there was that ship too that he didn't bomb Auschwitz when American Jews were begging him to and the concentration camps. And then there was that ship too that he didn't let them in. The St. Louis, yeah. All right, so the FDR gets it, resurrecting him. Lyndon Johnson obviously gets a pass, America's greatest president.

Please ignore Vietnam. Pre-isolation Vietnam. Yeah, no, but that's fine. That was a just war. He was a big fine and and that was a just war he was a big dick savage oh that was a just war tom domino theory re recalibrating this to go to your dad's ears right now there i was definitely definitely not blowing up a draft board my favorite is like my dad is like i was like you ever he was like i was in chicago in 68 you know pigasus and the yippee convention and all

that and i was like in in involved in riots at uh uh demonstrations against pratt and whitney in hartford and i was definitely blow up a draft board he was like i knew a guy who did and then like rapidly changed the subject i was like okay i gotta ask your dad about the the weather underground i'm sure his opinion would be well they should they should have killed at least somebody my aunt was in the weather underground that's not a joke my aunt kate was in the weather underground and my uncle phil who's who's um i i'm gonna get fired from teaching for forgetting to remember the name the the guy who was like real big and they they dragged obama for it oh bill what's his name uh hang on it's definitely bill we are back we are typing bill ayers bill bill

yeah bill uh iris airs whatever um did you know that he is like required reading for like teaching 101 he should be yeah he has an article on pedagogy that's like fucking amazing like what the ethos of a teacher should be and stuff like that yeah um yeah cool dude good we support you heard it here the 10 000 losses line is we support that we uncritically support the uh weather underground i remember the days of rage well i don't remember it but yeah my uncle were there oh a little older than i thought yeah yeah you know just it's fine yeah yeah so yeah try every president i mean jfk had he not been shot might have been might have been one that would get he wanted to abolish the cia at least when he was a candidate yeah i did i think i think he was making moves i mean he went rapprochement with cuba and that was not, and it's worth noting that that was a pretty mainstream liberal position, actually, by the 60s, was abolishing the CIA.

But yeah, Eisenhower gets it for escalating Vietnam. We could go through the list. History, we turn into a history podcast. I guess who's the least bad president is actually a pretty interesting question probably lincoln lincoln is probably least bad yeah yeah i mean he had some issues especially when he came to native stuff yeah least bad uh yeah lincoln like i think it's a shoehorn um yeah i don't think tr is as bad as you think, although he wasn't great. He still gets it. It did some pretty vile stuff,

but yeah, but every single person has. Yeah, exactly. It's hard to maybe, I don't know. John Adams. Hey,

John Adams is my favorite founding father. Actually. He, uh, if you read the McCullough biography of him, which is a little, a little preachy, but,

uh, I, I have always really liked Adams. Uh, if you're ever in, in Boston uh listeners and also uh tom nice you can go to quincy which is south of boston and see uh both adams's and their wives tomb it's very cool you can go around their estate peace field highly recommend it it's really cool i've always i've always been an adams fan that the book in this the series did that for me too yeah he's uh um an interesting i mean i just well what i like is he's like a stubborn shit like he just

fucking and he was like he hated when people criticized him and shit like that yeah me too you know he's just like me he's just like me for real for real uh yeah no he's he's he's an interesting guy um definitely on the on the the list of not not to be killed presidents not that bad presidents yeah not that bad precedents um yeah it's it's a that's a tough list to come up with um but trump's definitely on that list uh get fucked i i mean you probably won't see a day in jail but i hope you do yeah what was it 140 years potential i doubt that four i think i was like 133 or something four years suspended sentence maybe yeah he won't yeah he won't serve time but it is very funny that we have to like go through the whole thing

yeah yeah very funny um you know i maybe it'll boost his numbers because I don't think we live in the dumbest timeline. The Santas, the Santas has no sauce like he's got no. He's got no. He you think it is? No, no, no. I'm agreeing with you because the thing about Trump, like the one thing I think that's always bothered me. And I've said this on, well, there's your problem. So this is a cool other places that really bothered me amongst like, Oh, Hey,

you became a leftist in 2016 sort of welcome to the club. Uh, he's like, Oh, he's funny. He's not funny. Like his mannerisms, but he does not have a particularly good sense of humor.

DeSantis doesn't have one at all. No. I mean, go ahead. I was gonna say trump's sense of humor is like oh my god look at this dress she's wearing it's horrible it's disgusting what a pig that's just that's just cool too right he's mean he's mean i think he's just show him in like when he hugged the flag and you see him hugging it and he's you could see read his lips he's going i love you so much i love you like like yeah i he knows how to like work a crowd he does that but yeah i mean in terms of like an actual like developed sense of humor that's more

than just being mean yeah right and like i i give a shit that it's like i don't care which candidate i could like get a beer with or whatever but i do care like to me having a functioning sense of humor means you're not a total sociopath and i think do care like to me having a functioning sense of humor means you're not a total sociopath and i think you do have to have empathy to be president like a good president yeah well you shouldn't want to be president you shouldn't want to be president yeah you should be forced in at gunpoint you don't want to do it although i will say one of the very funny pictures uh i've seen of ron desantis is where biden and him and Jill Biden are, are, are touring Florida after a hurricane. And there's this kind of like,

I hate to like go off appearances, like redneck looking guy. And, and he and Joe Biden are just like laughing it up. And Ron DeSantis is standing there like clenched fists, looking down real mad. And I'm like, Oh,

Biden by 90. Like, if this is fucking it, Biden by 90. Like, if this is fucking it, Biden by 90, it's so fucking funny. And like, that was the thing that I always laughed at when people are like, you know,

Hillary's super qualified. It's like, yeah, but you can't say I'm campaigned to save her life. And like, it is a popularity contest. Like Joe Biden, if he could just campaign for the rest of his life would be thrilled.

Yeah. That's why i always believe that about bernie too that bernie was like i don't want to have to fucking campaign like i want to i want i want to give speeches and give my like ethos and thoughts out there but i don't want to have to fucking campaign right i was like i respect that i respect that i respect the absolute i just don't want to be here yeah could you please go knock on doors for me? Yeah. Bernie Sanders saying, what was it? Yeah.

I don't do bullshit terribly well. I was like, all right. Yeah, this is why I like you. Yeah. Yeah. These. I wonder what that alternate history is going to be. You know, like people, you know, what if JFK didn't die or Bernie could have beat have beat trump and i'll die on the hill bernie would it be trump yeah yeah oh absolutely 100 the 2020 campaign was a fucking disaster start to finish i voted for him in the primary but god damn yeah i mean never

i've already litigated again i think this has been like said a billion times before but it's you know trump actually said stuff about the working class that bernie was saying but hillary didn't right exactly it was a working class election and a white lash but like people also see a white guy from vermont and think okay like he he has you know positions that are not anathema to me on guns which i care about about, you know, so on and so forth. Although the 2020 run, he kind of started, you were just like, all right,

man, why don't you just, why don't you just stop? He libified a little bit, but whatever he's getting old, he's allowed to be whatever we shouldn't, we shouldn't be relying on 80 year olds to know. Exactly.

It shouldn't be a gerontocracy. Yeah. So I'm, I'm, I'm putting it out there that I am, uh, the, the,

the 2024 Ilhan Omar death to America. Oh, she can't run. Oh, that's right. Well, if you have enough guns, anyone can run. That's true. That's a little bit of Marxist land in this theory for you. Anything is possible through superior firepower i like you a lot of our i just i i something she says i'm just kind of like

you're not wrong but i wish you would say this a different way uh it's the apac stuff she wasn't wrong it was just kind of like you don't need to lean into anti-semitic tropes to do this yeah yeah i get it you're not wrong but it's kind of like yeah that's an anti-semitic trope it doesn't feel good like yeah but yeah but again you're not wrong like apac apac are a bunch of fucking that's nightmare ghouls and i can say that because i'm jewish we we need a left-wing jewish like bernie but who has the voice. That's who we need to run. Dad? Now that I'm president.

And this is my running mate, Tobias. Oh, I hear your criticisms, Bill. Oh, he's not even human. And to that, I say, fuck you. Oh, my God. Your dad hand-ty tying the noose for every single cih he can't see it he's just like this will work whatever get the guns i don't have time for this back to my stamps well oh he's a stamp guy he's a stamp guy oh everyone's got a hobby i guess i can't judge he's a stamp guy he. He's a stamp guy. He was a license plate guy. He's been a pinball guy.

What else? He likes flags a lot. That's where I get it from. Flags are cool. That's why I oppose flag burning. Not because I'm ideologically opposed to it, but because I like flags. It's an insult to your people

more than anything else. It's just like, okay like I get it but like yeah what my dad collected he collected stage 4 cancers now I feel bad no it's okay he's dead that's fine um did we even do the intro yet 20 minutes all right good lots of bullshit um we're back do you oh so

so we're we're decoupled from the uh so the last episode that that all right if you're listening to this then there was an episode recorded mid-march that'll be out um but the the the last episode that was out at time of recording which has been very highly regarded that was the episode with uh patrick where we talked about our our crimes yeah um uh so i don't know is there any is there any speed limits you want to admit or is the statute of limitations still? Nope. Nope. Nope. All right. All right. That's fine. Yeah. I haven't driven very fast recently.

No, no, I'm going to Jersey on, on Friday and I'm going to be taking the AC expressway. So we'll see what land speed record I hit. Oh, I hit 85 on the six, uh,

Doylestown bypass today. So, uh, yeah, that fucking come at me. Doylestown township police. I know where, I know where you,

you hang out. So exactly. No, I, uh, I paid for the whole speedometer. I know where I know where you you hang out so yes exactly no I paid for the whole speedometer I'm gonna use the whole speedometer yeah exactly and we will have a listener message later on about that all right uh so I think this is good times any hello welcome to another episode another episode of 10,000 losses the only Philadelphia Sparks podcast that exists doing terrific but um I'm your host tom payne my pronouns are he him and with me is my co-host yay hi i'm tom payne my pronouns are he him yeah all right i'm liam liam anderson my pronouns are fucking you yeah that's about right um and if you're transphobic

i'm going to change your pronouns to was and were oh all right all right And you're listening to the Beowulf podcast. Okay. That's not what I wanted to do. What? Wait, Dana. Yeah. Oh, my God. Stop it.

I'm not going to do that. I love doing that for my students, though. And they're like, what do you mean? That doesn't even sound like English. You mean languages change? It's like, yeah, that's how fucking life works, dude. That's why you say no kizzy, no cap. For real, keep it a bean.

And I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. What the fuck are you talking about? English evolves. Language evolves. Shut up. Yeah. We don't have any announcements. By the time this will be out, all the back bonuses will be out.

Sorry. Yeah, it's my fault. Fuck you. Those of you who like nice and chill about it those of you who left the patreon we have your home address we do actually yeah and we're not going to do anything yet for now uh yeah so uh you'll get two bonuses in the feed um i have earmarked my entire thursday um yeah no i'm like pumped to do it uh i i to be real and i i know that we've had like gaps before that were like two weeks but like i uh i had just the shit hit the fan yeah it was shit hit the fan and this time it wasn't like a lot of like heavy stuff it was just a lot of little things adding up and uh work was tough um forcing myself to be healthy um

which is which is which is working the himbo turn is start is happening my pants are starting to fall down congratulations my shorts fell down in costco today hell yeah nice i all saw my butt nice they were all yeah they were impressed yeah thank you i gotta i gotta work on my glutes and my hammies i'm trying to uh just uh you know my my arms are my my centerpiece so yeah the uh gun show gun show sleeveless camo dip-stained hoodie. Hang on. What's at eBay? Is that your eBay search?

Pre-dip-stained for your convenience. Not pre-dip-stained. No, no, no. Sleeveless camo hoodie. I'm going to get broken up with it. It's going to be worth it. You could cut off the sleeves yourself and use them as leg warm warmers that's what i always do you know i like that belichick shit um did i ever stop me if i said this before but i'd said my dad got a tattoo on

his sleeve and no i don't think so it was so he got he got like an arm tattoo on his like upper shoulder and uh he got it too high so he got it like up like on his upper shoulder, and he got it too high. So he got it up on the delt part, the top of the shoulder, not at the bottom. Sure, sure. So when he – and Liam can see this. You can't. So when he like – he had to like cut his shirts like up to here to show off his lone wolf tattoo as opposed to like just a normal – Oh, boy. Yeah.

Well, like I said, that's why he's dead. All right. Because his bad fashion taste. Voicemails, call in. 267-371-7218. Give us your name and pronouns. And I'm going to say it faster, just in case you're listening on one and a half speed like a loser. 267-371-7218.

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I guess you're not supportive of mental health you believe these people don't read the exit interviews no I do and then I say fuck you to them I don't read them because a uh no i do and then i say fuck you i don't read them because a lot of them are made on wtyp and i'm like oh fuck that i mean no like i i actually appreciate the ones that are like yeah dude i can't afford it or you're like you're not at yeah dude you haven't posted the bonus in three months yeah

all right i get it don't fucking lie don't say Don't say my financial situation changed for $1. If it's that bad, please post your GoFundMe. It will boost it. All right. I'll tell them. Yeah. What was that? Cat.

Is your wife? No, my wife. No, it's just me and the boys plus the dog, which is a girl. Until later this evening. Because my wife's new union contract didn't take effect yet so she has to work till 7 30 today that's in humane yeah it is yeah fuck that shit all right i'll tell you what if i said hello all right let's uh let's talk about sports all right so let's talk about your reigning nl champs who are currently pissing and shitting and dying and horrible.

There's, there's the, there's the pennant. It's right there. I'm going Sunday. I'm going to the, the pennant ceremony where they get their rings. Might as well wipe your ass with it at this point.

Yeah. Um, fuck. All right. Yeah. Um, so as at time of recording, the Phillies are one in five dismal two of those five are okay

losses that are acceptable the rest of them are not so i i injuries it's one thing um i don't think we talked about did we talk about reese hoskins last summer recorded i don't think so it's been a minute dude yeah we know we did i think it just happened when we did yeah uh reese hosk reese hoskins uh favorite of the podcast is um probably out for the rest of the year if he comes back it'll be like in september right uh bryce is still out although he did take bp yeah um as of today brandon marsh hurt his ankle I don't know how long he's going to be out. Oh, my God. Who else? Why can't we have anything nice? Derek Hall, like, hurt his thumb trying to leg out a double. And listen, buddy, you're a big guy.

Listen, a big fellow to one another, big fella. You don't need to do this. Take the single in that situation, all right? Yeah. Yeah. So he's probably going to be, like, day to day with, like, a thumb sprain. Oh, my God. Yeah. can't we have anything nice why is god punishing me i'm blaming the evil eye of bobby wagner fucking bobby wagner he's fucking jealous the mets are shitting the piss in themselves too

so haha fuck you um yeah so yeah today's loss I was upset about. Garrett Cole was pitching. He was pitching a gem. He only gave up to one run. 103 pitches. He was throwing like 98 after 103 pitches. Like, fuck yeah. Dude can throw fuel as it turns out.

Yeah. Aaron Noah also pitched well today on like the first game where he... Oh, he pitched well until he didn't. Yeah, no, today he was fine. He only gave up two runs. No, I meant the opener. Oh, the opener, yeah. And then until he didn't. Yeah, no, today he was fine. He only gave up two runs. No, I meant the opener. It was great.

And then suddenly he was not. I don't know who these bullpen guys are. We already sent a guy down to AAA, Junior Marte. Yeah. Gregory Soto sent him down. I know he was like the closer for the fucking Detroit Tigers. And I don't know if that's the guy, that real clutch kind of Detroit Tigers ethos you want in the clubhouse.

You know, Dominguez has looked good. Alvarado's look good. Brogdon's looked all right. Kimbrel made it a butt clencher last night. I mean, it was for nothing. And then he came into the game, gave him a run, nearly loaded the bases. But at least we got the last two outs. Right.

I think he's cooked i i think i think and i say this as because i'm a season partial season ticket holder i i'm essentially a part owner in the phillies if you really think about it oh sure why not uh so so so john uh milton i can call you john you can call him john you're on the first name base yeah yeah yeah john um listen while you're not sitting in the booth with with w during the uh texas rangers game um could you could you buy a bullpen please do we spend please spend the money on trey trey turner uh he's a fucking stud well he's a twink but you know what i mean um well it makes you feel better thex lost 4-1 to the fucking Pirates. Ooh. I hate the Sox.

Ooh, it's the Pirates. How'd the O's do? I think the O's also lost. Yeah, the O's lost to the Rangers. Every team I give a shit about. I love, this is more like Tipping Pitch's kind of territory, but. Oh, hello. It's Corinne.

Hello, Corinne. Can't hear me, can she? No, she can't hear you. Can you hear her? No. I said hello. You said hello. It's Corinne. Hello, Corinne. Can't hear me, can she? No, she can't hear you. Can you hear her? No. I said hello. He said hello. Anyway, you were saying?

Fuck. What was I saying? About, oh, it's more Tiffy Pitch's kind of talk, but how the Orioles owner is already like, yeah, we probably won't be able to keep Adley Rutschman, even though he's the top catcher prospect and probably will be rookie of the year this year just yeah it probably just won't work out yeah that's some real orioles defeater shit i kind of like it if you are in baltimore you should probably um die of shame no i was going to say something actionable um i seize seize the means of reduction in Baltimore, then nationalize the team.

There you go. I don't have to bleep that. Yeah, no, you can say that. Yeah. I think that there should be a law that MLB franchises should be non-transferable to your legal heir. You should have to sell the team to someone else. Who cares? I mean, besides the idea of us collectivizing all the teams, I actually don't think we should do it that way. I don't think we should sell the team to someone else who cares i you know i mean besides like the idea of us collectivizing all the teams i actually don't think we should do it that way i don't think

we should sell the teams at all i think it should be a forced raffle giveaway yeah it's a 50 50 raffle but if you win you own the fills but only one entry per person hmm should we do that for the presidency too uh that's, that's probably worse. I don't know. There might be some gems. There's not some gems. Are you telling me that our listeners becoming president of the United States wouldn't be...

Yeah, hi, listeners. You are outnumbered. Charlie for Roxborough, you are the next president of the United States. No, I would fuck with President Charlie, obviously. President Charlie would have to act quickly before he's he is jfk because knowing his politics yeah oh yeah he doesn't get into it on his calls but he is uh i've heard him talk yeah he's as red as the rest of us i love charlie man yeah such a nice dude we yeah dude he, he's... It was nice meeting him, like, more

than just, like, at the show. He's a solid dude. Very solid. And he's a alum. Yeah. Oh, that may be too much information. Sorry, Charlie. You can bleep that. I guess I could, yeah. Alright, so...

Speaking of... This is not planned. Yeah. No, UConn's not... They're the Husk the huskies never mind yeah they're the huskies yeah yeah but anyway speaking of huskies yes congratulations congratulations to you congratulations to your dad uh thank you for that um uh chaos reigns also congratulations to lsu uh for absolutely uh dominating iowa not congratulations to their coach who can get fucked but congratulations to the ladies of lsu yes absolutely um unlike the phillies they don't shit piss themselves um yeah no they didn't shit and piss themselves you want to talk about this fucking cba shit all right so we got two cbas talking about the first one is the nba um

so the the n and the nba pa and the nba itself has agreed to a new cba mid-season which is kind of unusual but uh what's what's interesting there's two like interesting things i think are very uh applicable to us here at 10 000 losses with our avowed love of sports gambling and everything to do with it yeah so uh quoting the athletic here players will also have the ability to promote and or invest in betting and cannabis companies they will be allowed to sign non-gambling endorsement deals with sports betting companies how's that gonna work yeah i don't know how that works hey this is uh tyrese max maxi for draft kings no not tyrese no somebody else he does a shitty uh carnage was it yeah for whatever cure yeah that's terrible yeah yeah no free no free ads. Yeah. And those ads are really bad.

They are really bad. Yeah. Yeah, I know a company that you should also be involved in. Tyrese is an angel sent from the heavens, but his acting chops a little bit of work. Yeah. But definitely stick with the basketball. That's working for you. And you got a natural skill set

that um i i mean the weed shit i don't give a shit about that and no i don't care about the weed but and they're not getting tested for weed anymore which is already like de facto but now it's like du jour like so yeah who gives a fuck about weed uh it it's harmless uh but the i do i do think it will be funny though When we start getting like Weed brands endorsed by Video players That's going to be kind of interesting That is going to be interesting

I mean those dudes are the best on the planet at their sport Like it's fine Or you know I got that MJ pack Smoking louder than B But the I mean that's just funny the gambling shit is going to be worrisome how how i already don't like the gambling ads i don't need more of them i don't you know i don't love it i i feel like the nba has already got enough like shit thrown at it for

being like quote-unquote sports entertainment. Like, and I'm not saying anything about the players. The players are obviously very skilled and all that. But, like, you know, it's easy. We already know it's easy enough to fix games, you know, if the refs are in on it. I don't like that. Right. No, I don't like it either.

Yeah, how do you separate that um and and and part of this and part of the the reason why was they're saying well like i mean out of all the leagues that do neoliberal speak it's the nba and and adam silver was something like well you know we always say the league's a partnership you know they don't call them owners anymore they call them team governors oh fuck off that sounds worse to me honestly yeah that's worse oh it's your team team uh team gov gov yeah i don't like that shut up and uh he's like well the nba is a partnership not not a league it's like i should the fuck up no it's not no it isn't no it isn't unless the players own the league in a partnership like exactly that's deceitful at best you don't this is the way that we. Unless the players own the league in any partnership.

Exactly. That's deceitful at best. You don't need to do that shit. This is the way that we can get the players' equity in the value of the teams. No, it's not. That would be you giving the players a stake in the team. I don't know. And then the other thing, too, is, I'm quoting here from the athletic players, will be able to invest in WNBA teams via a NBPA-selected private equity firm.

I guess that's not so bad. Yeah, I mean, I guess if the WNBA is getting funding, extra cash injections, I mean, that's a good thing. I mean, and they play, like, serious, real, legit basketball, and those are player athletes and competitive. So if that gets them a good thing. I mean, and they play like serious, real, legit basketball. And those are player athletes and competitive. So if that gets them a little more of the spotlight, that's a good thing, I guess. But maybe something wrangles me about like the men's basketball players owning the women's league. Yeah, I can understand that.

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I'm not. I don't love it. No, I don't love it. I don't like that idea. So I don't love it no i don't love it i don't like that idea me so i don't know i but when when i when i heard that that the whole gambling thing that that's really what fucking swears me out i

i will say though ben being able to own women's teams is actually i think beneficial probably to the sport of basketball but may stratify them even more i don't know how it's gonna go more so than anything. Yeah. This is sort of just like a wild aside, but it's tangentially related. It's like, I'm waiting for, like, I probably said this before, like, when a major big four league will let

a woman actually try to make a team. Right. Like, I do think baseball is, because it's not contact, is the obvious choice for that. There's no way there aren't women who couldn't pitch or take a, you know. League of their own, baby. There's no reason why not.

If you can play the game, you can play the game. That's what all matters. Right. There's nothing, like, physiologically different why a woman couldn't throw a nasty curveball or hit a home run um some brutal 60 mile an hour sinker that just has you cross-eyed by hitting three yeah yeah look up the video of dd rigorius trying to hit uh i forgot what her name was a softball pitcher a fastball softball is brutal dude like no thanks he's like i he couldn't hit anything it's like i can't time this up there's i not i've been looking at overhand release my entire life i

don't know how to hit underhand and then it comes up and it goes down it's like right fuck um yeah those women those women are are uh i was at last was it last year or two years ago maybe it was during the pandemic when it was like the women's softball, like college world series. I was like, God damn. They really, I was watching more games than I thought I would. I was like, this is actually like legit. This is a legit sport. And it probably says something about me not giving it a chance earlier,

but yeah, they can play. So, yeah, I don't know. I know the staying in the basketball sphere uh like the celtics lost yes by two by two without jalen brown and without uh robert williams but yeah go off okay i don't know i don't know how that uh conference i'm jolen bead had jolen bead had 52 points yeah uh karen mcgrath can eat my butt uh the flyers are putrid i mean she probably does all right anyway she does not no no no i have i have never ever uh i i can say yeah that that would i would never be gross uh 10 000 losses anti-butt stuff podcast all right um all right

so um yeah i don't know um how many how long is the nba season left uh we got like five games oh five games yeah all right yeah like two or three maybe uh yeah the the sixers have three games left the celtics have three games left the bucks have three games left um flyers are not in the playoffs. No. I'm guessing the Brewers are. Although technically they still could make it. 13. No, they're eliminated officially. I just checked. As of a couple days ago, they were like 13 points out of a spot,

but could still technically make it. Ooh, yeah. Yeah, the Flyers are going to end the season probably well below 500. Just don't have a goalkeeper the whole game. The Bruins are absolutely fucking incredible, as we know. They've played 77 games of those. They have won 60, 12 regulation losses, 5 overtime losses. We compare them to the horrible and putrid Philadelphia Flyers,

who have 29 wins, 35 losses, and 13 overtime losses. How do they have 29 wins? I don't know. I'm actually seeing these two teams play. That's my Sunday. I'm like, cool, baseball, Tom. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure the Phillies will win.

It's the Reds. They better. Uh-huh. Last time I saw the Reds in town, they smoked us. And Joey Votto was like, after he hit the home run like was like acting like a wwe heel like good for him i guess like more power he's an interesting guy man he's a i think he's got adhd so shouts out to neurodivergent king joey vada i'm sitting on the glass which is exciting i'm gonna get all my booze paid for all right it took me for a second

i thought right now you were telling me you were sitting on glass no well what is it like ten dollars to get it's seventeen dollars to get in the building kevin hayes is out for the flyers five dollars to bribe the security the well security guard to get down to the glass um uh talk to me about minor league oh so minor minor leagues have been unionized um if you didn't yes that um and they have a cba yeah so if you read yes it's pretty decent i mean i guess it's for it's definitely better than they would have had if they like struck out their own union as opposed to joining the MLB PA. Well, sure. They reading through the CBA.

You actually actually made me mad because and I didn't read through the whole thing. I read through like the digest, but just knowing when it says, all right, the MLB teams are responsible for X, Y, and Z, means that they were not providing that before. And it was like they weren't providing for health care. They weren't providing for housing outside of some bullshit they were not going to phase until next year anyway. They weren't – you weren't getting paid for extended spring training. You had to pay clubhouse dues,

which is like tipping the clubhouse staff. What? Yeah. So, all right. Minimum wage is basically being doubled for the MLBPA, who I must add, the minor league players are exempt from minimum wage thanks to the Save America's Pastime Act. That's progress.

So minimum salary is doubling. In some cases, it's actually more than doubling, but it's still not a lot like low A player. Unless you're like a guy who got drafted high and got a bonus. If you're just like a 20th rounder. Mm-hmm. All right, congratulations.

You make a third of what a newilly cop new philly cop outstanding yeah um so like a triple a minimum salary is 35 grand it's less than what i make like you know that's 10 grand less than a brand new teacher makes jesus christ yeah and you know hey they they work the same actually they work over the summer we don't so you know they actually are training and improving uh but the uh some of the housing standards stuff um they have to if you have a family they have to pay for their house that's fucked people they didn't have to pay for that before oh they have oh i thought you meant the players for a second sorry no no no no it's the league okay okay sorry i was very confused okay sorry yeah i'm in i mean imagine you're uh you're a 19 year old kid uh you you maybe you know didn't learn about condoms because you're

from a state like florida that where that's illegal and uh so you have a family already and you would have to somehow figure out how to house your family they would have they would have host families like in the town that was volunteer right well that's not allowed anymore no more host families team's got to put you up no extended stays in hotels they got to put you up in an actual fucking apartment good yeah so um they they definitely got a lot of concessions um minor league free agency is six years now so seven that's also good there's an official grievance process wow so so previously if a player felt that they were being mistreated by their team they had to sue in court jesus their employer right so now they have an arbitrator like a

standard grievance kind of thing like a lot of unions contracts have yeah the neutral arbiter um arbitrator uh yeah i like the guaranteed housing thing that's a real big thing that's awesome they got yeah no more clubhouse sues you got they got it they got to provide food like i i think of that that uh oakland oakland athletics like it was a cheese sandwich with a piece of like it was like one yeah yeah you know a bit of tomato a bit of lettuce and a bit of cheese no protein fucking inhumane it's like dude these guys are your future players and even if a guy might not be a future player he he's at least there to... He's good enough to get there. Yeah, and so you still need them there to be someone that the future players are going to play against.

Right. So the biggest concession was that this domestic reserve, which I think is going to come up in future CBAs. So that's how many players a team has to have in their organization. And that is possibly able to go from 180 as it is now to 165 so so this is going to be a sticking point future cbas and thankfully because it is part of the same union that the major league players are right the major league players could also use this as a as a leverage right where whereas major league

baseball is more like oh we want to shrink the minor leagues so that we don't have to pay as many players which is funny because like you know like 20 million dollars is like the entire like minor league salary right exactly it's not cheap bastards it's nothing you spend you spend more money on like a series at home on like concessions right i don't understand like why this is the and there are owners like i can say like we are lucky with john middleton you know or steve cohen that that's not something they're cheaping out on but it's not universal in the league right and you would think more reserve players is better yeah it's it's but at least at least

they got the union and again this is proof unions get the goods uh if you don't have a union start a union go fucking damn the teamsters on twitter they will get back to you they will tell you all right let's talk any fucking rules we'll fucking talk to you about start if you don't have a union your job and right now honestly while biden's president we could talk shit about brandon all we want you know there's things we don't like about him but i gotta say the guy he's what's his name is he put on charge of the um and fucking for the for stopping the railroad strike we yeah you know this is the best this is the most pro-labor climate you're gonna get if we want to be realist about it most pro-labor climate we've been since like before carter right yeah yeah take advantage now take advantage now unionize

your fucking job now um because who knows what the fucking bastards it'll be bastards whatever it is it's bastards biden too will probably be the same guy but after that um it's going to be a globe emoji guy i'll tell you yeah or or trump fuck or trump yeah trump the trump uh it'll be howard schultz if it's trump again uh yeah so i mean there's your there's your cbas it's union season go unionize it's always union season always union season all right so uh i gotta apologize to charlie charlie has like six voicemails i'm not gonna play them all sorry charlie sorry i'm gonna play we love you bud we do we do it's my fault it's his fault he sucks yeah i do no he doesn't no he don't uh we you you have been our union coverage it's it hasn't been shared with the world but

here we got our most union most recent union coverage we have been browbeaten into attending a union game uh so uh we'll see how that goes i gotta double check that falls here for a second oh no we're good it's not not what I'm going to do. Some tropical island. All right. Yeah. Okay. So we got.

Yeah. We got five. Is it tasty? I was. My back has started hurting a lot just because I'm fucking 200 years old. I get you. Get you squatting. Yeah, honestly.

Yeah. Alright, so Charlie. We got our Charlie coverage. I was going to say our Charlie coverage from Union. I know what you meant. Hey, Tom. Yay, Liam. It's Charlie from Roxborough.

Another two uni games in the books, both in Chester. A boring one. Only exciting part about the Saturday game against Sporting Kansas City was the weather that, you know, nearly killed Tom and Pat up in Bucks Cove with the tornadoes and sirens going off in Fishtown and whatnot. Roxborough just got heavy rain. Knows about it. You know, still looking for the form that they had last year, but, you know. Two, one, and three.

Injuries, players out of position, drop passing didn't look great. You know, kind of just dog shit 0-0 game. Then Atlas of Guadalajara came in on Tuesday night. You know, almost looked exactly the same. Got our Atlas player sent off right at the end of the first half. And you grew up a man the rest of the second half. And I finally got a goal on the Atlas goalie Vargas, who does not drink

nor smoke or make love. Did not save the penalty that put Union up one goal going into the second leg in Guadalajara now. So any goals will help.

Ty puts them through. 2-1 loss puts them through with the away goals. So, you know, got Cincinnati on Saturday. So this is a grind. Got our beloved Blue Collar boys doing things. It's always union season. And I think the Phillies finally won a game. So we can all take our heads out of the other

all right later thanks Charlie thanks Charlie yeah it doesn't seem like they're having this good a year last year was a magical year for them and they were I'm sort of hopeful the same way I'm hopeful

for the Phillies is that like you shake the shit off it's a long season for a reason yeah yeah i feel the same i you know phillies i genuinely feel like they'll hit their stride right right probably has to come back you know so on and so forth but after after i show up and i yes of course of course of course yeah they hear my voice and they're just like ah we must win one for the tommer yeah for the tommer um oh nice uh guys uh i'm back fuck sorry i hit it too early no i was saying what the fuck to whoever's blowing up a car in my driveway oh that's pretty cool well it's old elphia sure all right go ahead did you get did you get the tornado where you were no no the the tornado he was talking about like the storm was like the

cell formed over where i live ish oh yeah yeah i'm not gonna dox myself using national right i know where you live i know where you live Yeah, then it like hit lower Bucks County. Gotcha. Yeah, welcome to the New Tornado Alley, which will include the Delaware Valley. Woo! Yeah, thanks, Sunoco. Yeah.

Motherfuckers. Sunoco, welcome America. Canceled by tornado. Caused by global warming. I hate it here. Yeah, I hate it here. That's right. By the way, Alec Bo bohm has been like fucking reagan by the way uh so all right still two one angels by the way all right has shohayatani done anything ridiculously handsome yet no that look i gotta give credit where it's due man that dude's handsome as hell i i don't understand how handsome yeah oh all right we got beck hi beck not the band hey guys uh i'm beck she her um i have to admit

i was a little skeptical checking out a sports podcast but uh listening to you guys is exactly like the low-key friendly comfortable energy I look for. So thank you. Excellent podcast. Anyways, I know it's not really a sport on your radar, but I'm going to argue that it should be. So did you know that Philadelphia actually just started a team to play in the National Volleyball Association? The what association?

Volleyball. That's cool. It's a men's league league which uh kind of unfortunate in my opinion since the women's game is way more defensive which leads to like more dramatic and exciting drawn-out rallies um it just ups the tension so much and like man there's just no high like seeing athletes throw their entire body after a ball 10 times in a row before someone finally out maneuvers the other side um and gets the, whereas dudes just kind of hit it real hard and get the point because it's too fast to react to or dig or block or whatever,

and then you just move on to the next serve. It's still impressive. It's just a little less engaging, and those moments are a lot rarer. But I'm invested in getting anybody to talk about volleyball so that I'm not just limited to when the Olympics are ongoing. Very frustrating. Also, that, you know, maybe someday Boston gets a team. Go Bruins!

Thank you. Thank you for pandering to me. I've never been to. Either way, love the podcast. Stay spicy, guys. Thank you. Appreciate that. Yeah, I did not know that Philly was getting a professional. Alright, thank you. Thank you. Yeah. I did not know that Philly was getting a professional.

All right. I guess we're just going to throw them on the pile of teams. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, well, hell yeah. Go.

Where did the, let's see whether the founders, I don't, I don't know. I can't find anything about, they're going to have a Tom pain mascot. Yeah. Philadelphia founders,

volleyball. All right. Okay. I Payne mascot. Yeah, Philadelphia Founders Volleyball. All right. Okay. I got a bell. Volleyball. Okay, got it. All right. Philadelphia Founders.

Yes. Okay. There you go. Oh, the Chicago team's got a good name. Chicago Untouchables. I don't like that phillyfounders.com is a domain available for sale. Yeah, get on that. Guys. sale. Yeah, get on that. Guys.

Folks, yeah, get on that. The logo is a pretty sick. The logo is dope. I will say that. It's a sick Liberty Bell. Not our Liberty Bell. They're not stealing our logo. For their own promo.

Yeah, I think we still probably make more money than they do but uh yeah well well well we have a union coverage that's done by someone else so there's no reason something volleyball coverage that we need we just refuse to cover the flyers so yeah until until they uh don't suck until at least they have a direction like it's not even that they suck sucking's fine it's sucking while also not having like a plan right right at least like the Phillies

sucking last year before they got good there was a direction right I yeah you know it was sometimes it was difficult to see what direction it was but it was also at least you know I'm not doing anything at 105 on a wednesday you know what i mean like right right yeah yeah so uh but yeah shouts out to the founders uh i hope you win glad that you actually play in pennsylvania in philadelphia as opposed to the usfl which i don't give a fuck about because they don't

have anything to do with our city. I remember Patrick was texting me. There's now a professional rugby league. That's cool. Philadelphia doesn't have a team, but the New York team, Ironworkers or something like that, their branding is fucking sick.

That's pretty sick. Rugby is another also cool sport volleyball um all right um my goal is to have have rugby calves so good luck all right well i think i'm running on mostly there uh uh all right the secret to good chaos, by the way, is to be fat and ride a bike. That's how it works. All right. So we got, I think we got another voicemail.

We got a voicemail from Wayne. Frequent, frequent voicemailer. All right. Hey, Tom. Yay, Liam. It's Wayne. Run out PM. Holy shit.

The NCAA tournament is just absolute fucking chaos. Get that? Yes.m. Holy shit. The NCAA tournament is just absolute fucking chaos. Yes. No. Purdue is now one and two against teams from the state of New Jersey. And I will not, and I will not hear any other words against it. The state of New Jersey is all McCall's basketball. Anyone else that says otherwise,

take a fuck themselves. Go Knights. Go Knights. Both of them. And fuck Purdue. I agree. Yeah, I mean, even though the tournament's over, yeah, fuck Purdue, why not?

Fuck Purdue. You have one good alumni. Neil Armstrong. The one person I know who went there. Yeah, someone I know. Eat my butt. Boilermakers? You didn't make that cocktail.

How many boilers were actually made at Purdue? You know what? You know, it's called that because of their association with trains, right? Yeah. Okay. Talk to me when it's baldwin university i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna fuck you up yeah trains trains over trains i love trains we both agree about the gg1 i love the gg1 saw it the other day yeah i know i was jealous very nice um

all right uh i still think they should uh repair and run on them on the northeast quarter. Yeah. You don't want to know what's lurking in some of those boxes, though. Like like wasps. Super cancers, basically. Well, I mean, what else?

I mean, we're getting cancer anyway. I mean, how's your water, by the way? Did they ever say you couldn't drink it? No, it was always fun. Oh, I'm about it. Also, I'm not a coward. So couldn't drink it no it was always fun oh i'm about it also i'm not a coward so the vinyl chloride or whatever it was that's fine it's fine yeah i can't wait to read that super fun site report once that place closes down things are bad here oh man i mean bad things like bristol township pennsylvania is not a not a nice place. No.

No problems with the denizens there, the poor folks that live there. But Jesus Christ. Alright. Croydon, Pennsylvania, which is not too far, also known as North Kensington. There's a reason that, what's it, the Chamonix Creek

Brewing Company, the Croydon Cream Hill has like, what is basically a toothless son? Yes. When I passed out. It's very funny. And it's like, no,

that's because all the Kenzo's that could afford when they were afraid of, uh, brown people moving into Kensington, they moved up to Croydon and they continued being Kenzo's in, in Croydon. I do think it's very funny. Um, that I was at,

uh, KNA, uh, your old stomping grounds yes to uh to get the uh to set up the new po box and the ladies in there ran that place with absolutely fucking ruthless efficiency yeah they probably have zero tolerance for bullshit yeah they didn't i i loved them love it that's awesome the uh um just you you know um the kensington station the allegheny station there on the l yeah you know how they have like those turn styles yeah yeah um only you only become a real kenzo if you lick them if you lick them yeah that's how you know you're real kenzo okay you lick them i'm i'm good i i'm i'm fine being a phony

kenzo not that i was ever a kenzo yeah that it's so it's still it still weirds me out though that like i could 15 years ago or whatever like be there and catch a 60 and no one would bother you like and now it's like it's tough it's yeah, yeah. Fuck real estate. Fuck CSX. Fuck CSX. Fuck the city for not doing anything about it. Fuck the police. Absolutely.

100%. Co-signed. All right. We got two voicemails, both from Bobby from Western Maryland. Hi, Bobby from Western Maryland. Oh, they're very incoherent. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. This is Bobby from Western Maryland. I'm in Western very incoherent. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam.

This is Bobby from Western Maryland. I'm in Washington, D.C. As your first caller from an MLS supporter section. Nope. Let's go D.C.U. We're down 1-0 right now to Orlando City. But who gives a fuck? We're all drunk and we're all having a good fucking time.

Let's go DCU. Fuck Penn State and fuck Orlando City. Yes. Yes. I know a guy I went to college with who moved down to Orlando and became a big Orlando FC guy. And yeah, Scorano, if you're listening, I'm not sorry for throwing up in your car.

Oh, that's why we get along, Liam. We both have thrown up in someone else's car. Yep. I'd say his name, but I don't want to dox myself. All right. And then this is the second message from Bobby. yeah thankfully that one cut out thanks bud i like your levels like completely washed out your your your cell phone mic so fucking funny all right uh speaking of mics we got uh a dm from stalwart listener metric

hello again who uh who's who wants to talk about speeding uh sure go for it dude so reaching back to the secret to podcasting is crime episode that was the one we do with patrick um some of the most fun driving is two state two lane state highways of northwestern pennsylvania shouts out to you can confirm uh honestly doing 55 to 65 all right stop lying you did more than that it's a je Jeep, man. That's, that's, that's, like, my Jeep hit 100 on a downhill, but. On those curving, hilly roads is the best, is the fucking best freshman year of college. I had a 1999 Jeep Wrangler TJ. No ABS or stability controls.

I had the old school orange panel SUV tip over warning label on the visor. I had one of those in my 2000 cherokee which says wear seat belts at all times don't take a drive yeah it says you will roll over you will you will roll over you will roll over yeah oh man remember those remember those most those late night talk show suv tip over jokes um yeah that was a that was an error all right uh got up to 85 on a straight downhill seeing how far i could push it that was a that was an error all right uh got up to 85 on a straight downhill seeing how far i could push it that was a fucking ride decided that was the jeep's never exceed speed because i could because it could do it but it was not built to handle that speed fun fact the

1999 jeep wrangler speedometer tops out at 100 yes yes yes so does the uh so does so does the the cherokees did i didokees Did I say the Hyundai Accent, I topped that out at 120 Yeah, you did, that's Bad Yeah, come at me Delaware State Police Do it Statute of limitations is up

Yay Yeah, and good luck Because it's not my fucking name all right so all right yeah eat shit yeah yeah fuck you that's that's that's highway patrolman uh they let me go no my brother's not a cop jesus christ um i don't know he does work he does work in a problematic field, but I'll tell you off here. Yeah, all right. All right.

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