Ten Thousand Losses - Klinger F*cks

Episode Date: October 25, 2024

Tom & Liam celebrate the defeat of the NY Mets, the rupturing of Deshaun Watson's Achillies, and for some reason spend a lot of time talking about podcasting strategy.  Find out bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, had a sense of making time to do it. Fun. Clap. Yeah.

We're live because we have to clap on Zencastr. I didn't clap. I just told you to clap. Yeah. You have me. You have my my behavior modified in a way. I do. I have lost podcast here.

Yeah. Yeah. Ask me how my fucking day was, Tom. How was your day, Liam? I helping professions can suck my ass. I feel like this is like the 18th time we've started the podcast with that. Yeah. It seemed like you had some shit bullshit but that's okay because I'm here with my pal we're gonna talk about sports

yeah and it was your birthday it was my birthday and the Eagles did not give me disappointment for my birthday no nor did the Owls nor did the Owls my beloved Temple Owls nor did the Mets no thels nor did the mets no the mets thank god shit and pooped and cried and died fuck you wayne yeah um not a bad weekend for sports not a bad weekend i mean i had to see a bad play i'm not going to actually say the name of the play because

say the name of the play i'm not because the act the actors were good. It was clearly a small production. Other than that, this is like... I mean, I think if we do a live show, we would fill more seats. That's kind of embarrassing. Yeah. We have like 10 dedicated listeners. And they are dedicated. More than that, but yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We are firmly within the 90th percentile of podcasts dude who fucking so i oh this is gonna sound so egotistical right but like i have a wildly successful podcast by any metric oh absolutely and then 99.99 percentile right and then this one which still does pretty well. Yeah, it's a niche Philly sports podcast. There are a billion of those. Fine. Fair enough. What?

Write in and tell us what you would do with your favorite weird podcast penis. What are people listening to that aren't... I'm going to reveal my ignorance here, but I don't listen to podcasts. Yeah. I listen to music. You're not listen to podcasts yeah i listen to music you're not a podcast guy i listen to music and uh and audiobooks i don't listen to podcasts uh roz listens to like a shit ton of podcasts yeah but they're just not for me uh i make one i make two uh and i'm just i'm always like dude if the metric for being successful is like 10 000 losses what do like the non-successful podcasts look like?

Or is it just like, or is it a case where like most of them make like three episodes, no one listens and they give up? I think that's the majority. So I think the mean is shift or the median is shifted. Like you have so many podcasts or just like a few. I'm going to ask Rin if she listens to any podcasts. I know my wife used to listen to a few. She used to listen to the one that Virgil Texas from Chapo went to,

and then he disappeared. Bad faith. Yeah, after the allegations came up. And then he really successfully just dropped off the face of the earth. Yeah. I don't know. Took that Chapo money and ran. Yeah.

I still listen to Chapo. That's the one. I've Chapo money and ran. Yeah. I still listen to Chapo. That's the one. I've never listened to Chapo. Never. I've listened to Chapo. And I've seen them live. I've just never listened to them. That's the one I'm most consistent.

It sucks. Okay. We're recording. I see my waveform. Yeah. I hear you. So, shit. I see my waveform. Yeah. I hear you. So, shit. So, this one we can firmly tie to you.

Yes. Zencaster did Zencaster things, guys. Yeah, that one was me. So, we were talking about podcasts. And I was saying, yeah, likeo and and that's like the most consistent one i i suck at like listening to podcasts anymore i'm like behind on wtyp um so hang on one second hang on one second i listened to this is correct i listened to some limited series and i commuted i prefer reading i have a hard time listening without text or

visual stimulation because then i get distracted and I stop listening. You know how sometimes you talk and I'm looking at you, but I don't hear you at all. It's like that. Which is weird because her husband makes a podcast with slides. Yeah. That's hard to do while you're driving. She commuted on the train. Oh.

Could you imagine getting like jumped on the L because you like. Too busy listening to like i don't know the hell away to dad yeah where you're looking at the slides you're just laughing at like whatever roz is like john maddened over something i did i did though before before because i i am a youtube like i don't i i subscribe to wdyp on podcasts on like the podcast app just to give you guys a download thank you but

when I do watch it I do watch it with the slides as God intended yes thank you and I have had it up in the car driving down the shore

glancing over every once in a while brilliant fuck it fuck you new jersey i think that was the last time i did that was the titanic one though so it was a long time ago um i'm gonna do whatever i want yeah no i i still i i try my best to listen to the friends so i try my best uh i oh i i love this i've never been a youtube person like just a platform i never opened i don't even think i have the app it's also just like just a photo on the screen for a while how dare you

okay i i i'm fat like i said i think the the honest answer like yeah this is uh ostensibly a sports and labor podcast but we can do whatever we want because we've got to fill our time so fuck you it's not we actually have way too much shit to talk about but yes yes uh but i i am sort of fascinated by the idea i think it would probably is like i said is my thesis of people make three episodes realize they suck and then like it's or realize no one's listening not necessarily they suck that's not fair but well it doesn't have to suck it like yeah it's like a it could be it can be a you just didn't have an idea for it or or you wanted it or you wanted to do a sports podcast or you wanted to do a news podcast everybody else is fucking done um i mean i'm trying to think about who i know actually listens to this um i mean there i think

some of it just based on like what i've seen vibes like like well yeah there's the vibes i i think people not filling the niche i think there's like a niche like that we're part of like this sort of extended dirtbag left whatever you want to call i think we're post dirtbag left at this point but like the having a conversation with your with your friends about sports people like hearing the conversation like that's a kind of podcast you can have like a news podcast or whatever like that like we've talked about like you know when we get when we get too stuck in the in the bullshit like just reading the sports news that's when we were like like no let's we have to stop doing that right um because there's a million other dumbass philly guy

podcasts exactly and exactly yeah like the actual fun is the riffs and the the dumb conversations we could have right because it's john allison's penis yeah exactly yeah well no i i think that's it right and i like so i believe i've mentioned this, but Roz and I had an abortive news podcast that's never going to see the light of day. And I don't even think the recording, it was before we recorded in Zencast. I think it was still when we were doing Skype or Discord calls. And we were sitting in the same room and we tried to do a news podcast and it just didn't work out. I think part of it, like I said, is just like I'm also in real time workshopping my workshop on November 14th. Come out.

Free Library of Philadelphia. Oh, that's right. You guys are doing that. Yeah, definitely have to promote that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah yeah um i i think that part of it is just finding finding a niche and just like what really helped us was also that novo was already famous well yeah and i don't think i don't think if that was ross i and i think if like with for this one

i don't think if i didn't have you i don't think we would have had the buy-in either. I'd just be talking into the void. It's me, niche internet micro-celebrity, or Nimcell if you prefer. So, I guess this sort of like, I know a couple people use Buzzsprout for the stats. There's like all different stats. What the hell is Buzzsprout? It's one of the stupid podcast stats. Someone forwarded it to me literally years ago. And they have like a running average of like so a top 50 what's this called buzzsprout oh my god i can't believe it

dot com slash that so like the medium podcast gets 28 first week listens oh that's brutal dude yeah top 25 is 100 top 10 459hoo, we're within the top 10. Top five is like 1,000. Top 1% is only 4,000. So like 4,600. So like, because I saw Gareth talk about this a couple days ago. And he's like, I only get 26,000 listens. It's like, dude, you are well within the top 99.9% podcast. Right, right.

I don't know, dude. I feel bad because there's books on this. It's a whole cottage industry, so you want to start a podcast. And it's like, yeah, I don't know what made us successful other than we found a niche and people, I think, genuinely like the bullshitting with your friends sort of vibe rather than just like do you want me to read you like a wikipedia article which is like and it's funny because we get that sort of pushback from people who do in fact just want us to like read the ntsb report and be done with it and not make any fucking jokes and it's like well we have to we gotta make rent

man yeah well i think you hit it right at the right time. Right before COVID. Right before COVID. And then you had people were desiring that parasocial thing where you feel like you're hanging out with people. I mean, some of the stupidest fucking podcasts of all time, like Comptown, was like, it's you're hanging out with the boys in the at the cafeteria at high school that's but this is just you're hanging out with your nerd friends at i don't know i guess wtyp would be like

at you're at the sack like i don't know like yeah you're at the fake boston market talking about engineering i don't know i don't you know um and and i think i think like it is because having noticed some people some people that like are adjacent to us actually some people who've been on this podcast trying to float a new podcast chasing a trend um after it's kind of already been baked like it's already been exhausted yeah um and like i'll here i'll text you who i'm talking about i'm not gonna or i'm not gonna say who was um um like you're not don't start a true crime podcast in in 2024 like don't start i don't know what what would we not want to start

i like that's that's a 10 not to trace well that that's what we that's what ross and i did at the beginning was chasing trends and then like and then it becomes like like i think part of it too is we are kind of like when i say we i mean well there's your problem specifically for this example we are a true crime podcast in a sense. Sure. But for social, in a sense, right.

That's right. In a sense where I think that like you're, you're like trying to chase down trends is impossible. And like, even of those, like, like I'm thinking of like a fucking Jesus Christ, murder junkie or crime junkie

yeah where they're just like we love our local law enforcement every single episode it's like so the cops suck huh you're just fucking jesus uh but there's like a billion serial killer podcasts there's a billion like sports podcasts even even market to market like and there are podcasts like us that are going to be bigger than we are, like Split Zone Duo or one of those, where they're just like the hosts have relatively good politics or good politics. Or Shut Down Fullcast that Spencer Hall's on.

And the posts are like left to center to just outwardly the left. But I think that, you know, for us, it's just a matter of for the for those of us i think specifically it's like we do like we do disasters and it's just like but we also do like just weird shit that we find interest that's why the protestantism bonus episode exists right that's why i'm writing i've been writing catholicism for three years not any closer to finishing it by the way i see how katrina's guy oh boy i had

to throw it out and rewrite it again oh no that reminds you we actually that's the that's the last episode i'll tell you what katrina's the last episode because after that one i'm not gonna fucking do anything anymore the the that reminds me we gotta work on whatever the which one did we decide you guys wanted me to do with you? The next boat one? I forget. The Coast Guard rescue? Yeah, that one.

Yeah. Although it's becoming November. And then it would be a good pump because then you could say, when's November? And then you mentioned November. When's November came early? Yeah. So I floated Edmund Fitzgerald and i was told it wasn't

spooky enough i mean we can make it spooky i it's listen bring that up with uh you uh you you know where to find him you know where he lives yeah i i have i'm i'm i'm in the group chat i got it yeah yeah yeah so so basically i think we can sum up this intro conversation is just as in malism in podcasts, do not tail the masses. No. Yeah, dude, make something that you love. And then if people like it, they'll also like it because you're passionate about it. It's like anything, like writing a book or any sort of creative medium.

You should actually want to enjoy it. There's so much out there about, like, writing a book, writing a novel, and, like, this paint-by-numbers shit where you look at it and it's just, like, I actually have an entire, I have two or three novels outlined.

Like, just fully outlined. And, like, I'm not talking, like, a short outline. I'm talking, like, a 30-page outline. And, but I followed, like, this, like, by-the-numbers, like, outline. And then, like, after I finished the outline, I didn not talking like a short outline. I'm talking like a 30 page outline. And, but I followed like this, like by the numbers, like outline. And then like, after I finished the outline, I didn't feel like writing it. It's weird. Like, and it was like, well, yeah, because I'm like trying to include stuff that's like,

oh, well, you need to have this. You need to have that for it to be good. It's like, well, that, if you think about it, that's not necessarily true. There are fucking weird novels out there that are fucking amazing that don't have certain things in there. So, I mean, don't take my advice. I've never published. I haven't been published since I was in, what, grade school? Oh, buddy.

Yeah. Who's who in Upcoming American Poets or whatever that stupid bullshit is. So I'm not even really published. I have been on the radio. Anyway, you won't be able to find that. No, I assume that never saw the light of day. No, that's on the light of day. Oh, boy. Oh, buddy.

Yeah, you just won't be able to find it. Anyway, I'm not going to say how to find it. Go on the podcast Discord and ask him I'm not going to say how to find it. Yeah. Go on the pod, uh, the podcast discord and ask him, uh,

I, uh, yeah, I think, I think, yeah, let's, let's cap this and yeah.

Yeah. Let's move on. Yeah. We're flying too close to the sun. Uh, hello. Welcome to the episode of 10,000 losses. The only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. The only Philadelphia sports podcast. The only podcast that exists.

The only podcast advice. The only podcast that exists. It's just us, actually. Roz has been slain. Sorry. Well, Factorio's expansion came out today. Yeah, I know. So I guess you're not recording this week. I don't have

any left in the tank. We gotta make these recordings on time. I really feel like... I got the old less in the tank. We got to make these recordings on time. I really feel like... We're like the old 97 in this bitch. Yeah, I saw the last episode recorded was us. That was the last episode. It's been a minute. It's been a minute.

I really got to say, we got to put our foot down on people making games that really suck in nor divergent people. Yeah, we got to... Listen, I need that podcast to be recorded regularly because that's how people pay me. Yeah. Listen, I know there's games that tick all the boxes in the brain. Ooh, I can do production lines. I could do... There's a reason that I uninstalled Factorio.

There's a reason. Because the first time I played it, eight hours went by in a minute. And I never... I was like, eight hours went by in a minute. And I never... I was like, I can't play this. I can't play this kind of game. Yeah, I hear that. That's how I went with Civ. Oh, yeah.

Civ can do that. I lost five hours yesterday playing Europa Universalis because I completed the collection. It's like, oh, man, this shit... This shit fucking... It just cracked for my brain. Right.

So, all right. Yes, I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he, him. And with me is my co-host, yay. Liam. Hi, I'm Liam McAnderson. My pronouns are also he and him. All right.

I feel like my voice is a little scratchy today. I don't know if it's coming across like dulcet. It is. It's time for Sexy Tom. Oh, Tom After Dark? Tom After Dark. So after we went to the play, went to a bar, and I had two beers and one cider in four hours. Yeah.

And Tom's a lightweight now because you know what Tom had to do? Tom had to go puke. That's okay. So I am not going to reveal to you how many beers I had. For your birthday? Yeah, for my birthday. Well, you're allowed to do that. Yeah.

Hopefully you didn't puke did not puke hell yeah uh but my my voice is like scratched up like you can't see it but like i have like a burst like a fucking capillary no i can't see it if it makes you feel better um it doesn't bother me anyway but like it's like damn yeah um old got it yeah oh excuse me oh erotic yeah yeah you get i you know what i was gonna say burp fetish but i'm sure that exists oh yeah that's like tame compared to some of the other shit out there fucking wild ass shit where people are just like hey this is the most degrading thing anyone's ever heard of do it to me twice you do you do i'm not kink shaving but god damn keep it off keep it off my keep it off my uh keep it off my twitter feed yeah you know which co-host i'm talking about

love you nova sometimes just pops up and i'm like god damn it nova and it's and you know what the shame is because like of my checkered past with these sort of things it's like oh i know what she's talking about i know people who are like that okay um you know what at least there's a place for people who really like kilts and they really like uh utility belts and they like pain and that and either receiving or giving it. And that's a good place for them. And it's I just am shocked at the Venn diagrams that those communities form. Yeah. Wow.

First responders like volunteer first responders and kinksters. Well, it's like almost 90 percent. Why are there so many EMTs here? What's happening to me? Why is this like this? Why? What? Anyway.

So, no guests, no announcements. I just reached out to Jordan, to Sickos Jordan. We'll have him on for football part three, which I have to write. Yes, because he doesn't know anything about it. About pro football. Which I really like that. It's nice. I really am. I gotta say, the college football

is becoming much more... I said this before earlier this season, but I really am enjoying the fact that Vandy, Army... Ranked Vandy, baby! ...are ranked, and baby are ranked in Illinois are ranked right dude oh last time

they were all ranked together when 1950 fucking six Wow hang on one second yeah in case you don't know why Tom is listening to someone tell us about Illinois, it's because somebody wrote in to see they, them from Illinois again.

And Illinois doesn't suck this year. I didn't want to jinx it, but I'm literally still in the stadium. I'm from Michigan. And I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of shocked with how well this season is going. Anyway, fuck Ohio State, fuck Penn State, and go Illinois, I guess. My grandfather went to Illinois. My mom's dad went to Illinois. I've always had a little bit of a soft spot for Illinois, thanks to MASH.

Thanks to Klinger. Sure. So, no, wait, was Klinger? No, Klinger, Illinois. I don't know, man. No, because he was from Toledo. That's Ohio, bud. Who's the Illinoisinois guy in mash

colonel blake there you go right yeah he's he's he's living in illinois yeah so that's that's who it is he attended the university uh hang on mclean stevenson famous asshole. Yeah, Illinois. Yeah, he went to the University of the Same. So his character, we're not doing the MASH cast, but his character got basically written off the show because he was such a prick. I have a very good childhood friend who's related to him, and the family lore is he was a fucking prick. That doesn't shock me.

Yeah. I'm on the MASH wiki right now. I was also on the MASH wiki. Yeah, yeah. So wait, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Go back. Why did it say Illinois State?

Oh, his wife was the succotash queen at Illinois Normal, which I guess is Illinois State. Anyway. Of course. Of course. All right. Let me close the dictionary of revolutionary Marxism. What were we talking about?

Yeah. So voicemail. Call in. 267-371-7218. Give us your name and pronouns. Tell us weird podcast, I guess, penis. Weird podcast penis. Is that what we said?

Yeah, I don't know what we'd say. What would you do with Colonel Blake's penis? Nothing good. What would you do with Clinger's penis? Hopefully even worse. Clinger was with it. Like, Clinger fucks. Right.

That's the podcast title. Clinger fucks. Right. That's the podcast title. Clinger fucks. I thought it was going to be Wild Liam 101 because it's our 101st episode. We could do that. Podcast 101. Hey, we're doing that. Or Clinger fucks.

Clinger fucks is fine. I don't name these. I don't have to edit it. Yeah, what was the other guy's name? I don't have to edit it yeah what was uh what was the other guy's name i don't know radar oh do you think radar fucked probably man why are we doing a mass recap podcast i don't know what we did i don't know this is like the most like digressions we've done in a while anyway patreon.com slash 10 000 losses where you get our bonus episodes where you can listen to those where you can also get access to the discord where you can tell us in the discord

you can post all the mash fan fiction you want let's see does that exist of course it does a question is that archive of our own i've i'm not even gonna comment let's see uh ratings missing testicle explicit holy shit 499 short and filter by that's more than we have oh god oh all right oh okay uh why why is there a smut that nope has nope it has thor and loki nope bj and hawkeye bj wakes hawkeye up with a bj nope what what humanity was a mistake yeah i keep saying it no no but for different you your reason is like you see like the horrible things are going to humanity. And I'm like, well, you know, there's good things with humanity. And then I see BJ Honeycutt and Hawkeye fucking in the tent. Boy. Then I go, humanity was a mistake.

And you know what? If they wanted to fuck you, you know, it's the war. Maybe if that stops them from harassing whole hand they can they can fucking they can fuck each other i don't care right well because they were sexually harassing that show is so outdated you watch i mean it's a great show but yeah there's a lot of sexual harassment going on yeah and a incredibly racist name for a black person yeah well he gets disappeared after the first three episodes um yeah anyway let's talk about good news the mets lost dude i i love the mets i want to step right up and greet the mets unfortunately my comedic timing pause is a little too long i was going to i was gonna like you could leave this in i was gonna fuck up and be like dude we love the mets what

are you talking about like insist that we love the Mets. Just try and gaslight me. Yeah. You have always loved the Mets. I do have a pregnant pause remover. That's good. Thank you. Yeah.

I mean, fuck the Mets. Do you care about this World Series at all? I'm going to watch it just because it seems like it'll be interesting. I mean, I am openly rooting for the Meteor in this case. Yeah. at all i'm gonna watch it just because it seems like it'll be interesting i mean i am i'm openly rooting for the meteor in this this case yeah i care more about than last year's yeah rangers fucking dimebacks don't give a shit yeah don't don't care yeah i i i mean like friend of the show uh zach hecht is a is a yankees fan and'm like a diehard yankees fan yeah um and like i i gotta say i sort of strayed from god's own team the boston red sox i don't want zach to be happy

equally though yeah i don't believe that shohei otani deserves to see the light of god but you know it's interesting. A lot of people ride the Dodgers because they want to root for Shohei. I would just rather the Dodgers win, but I don't care. Like, okay, the two teams with the highest payrolls are the best teams. Who knew? And the team with the fourth highest payroll, the Philadelphia Phillies, piss and shit themselves. So what's to say?

We should just go back to moneyball. I don't fucking know, dude. I just, I, I hate the Yankees, right? I hate the Yankees. I hate the Yankees. Eric Cole. Oh, you're going to have to bleep that. Yeah. This one's already going to be... I'm going to have to listen to this whole one. This one will probably go out tomorrow.

Maybe it's because I did like the Yankees a little bit as a kid. Fuck you. I did have a Jeter jersey. Yeah, I bet you did. Yeah, maybe that's why. Do you want Northeast shitheads or softest pillow Dodgers fans? Softest pillow Dodgers fans. I don't want

the, I don't believe the Yankees because like I don't want to hear, oh, 28 rings, number one, but also like, and it's worth noting that like saying the Yankees have 27 rings is the point out of, is the equivalent of pointing out Republicans free the slaves. But like, I just,

Jesus Christ. What? I just fucking got me. I don't know. I wasn't expecting that. It is. It is. That's right.

I'm right to say it. Okay. Yeah, I guess you're true. I mean, that's correct. The, both of those statements are correct. I'm right to say it. Okay. Yeah, I guess you're true. I mean, that's correct. Both of those statements are correct. I just, you know, I don't want, I don't believe that Yankees fans deserve meaningful happiness in this life

or any other. But like, what's another, who gives a shit? Like, and I like saying 26 rings just to, just because I'll go like, well, what one doesn't count? But I mean, the Dodgers have like seven. That's true. I don't. I part of me kind of just like who's going to be less annoying if they win

the Dodgers and the Yankees. The Yankees are already obnoxious. They're not going to become any less obnoxious. They can't get any more obnoxious. I mean, I guess it's funnier that Dodgers fans are already obnoxious. They're not going to become any less obnoxious. They can't get any more obnoxious. I mean, I guess it's funnier that Dodgers fans are just soft as shit, but. I mean, so you're now on the Shohei hater train. I'm on.

Listen, I lived in Philadelphia for 15 years. I am on the fuck everybody train. I, you know, maybe maybe Juan Soto goes to the Phillies Yeah I want Juan Soto See that's why I'm rooting for the Yankees to lose Oh so that his story Yeah yeah yeah yeah And he's like oh I gotta prove myself Let me go to the Phillies

And then Bryce Harper Hopefully starts taking steroids because God told him to Or whatever the fuck Mormons believe I have no idea. You remember that? I hate to give credit to South Park. Do you remember the Scientology episode where they were like, Scientologists actually believe that this happened?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I think they should do one for Mormonism. They did. I didn't know that. Yeah, look it up. I don't watch South Park. Yeah.

Sophisticated. That's also basically what Booker what book of mormon is too yeah um but yeah the no definitely watch watch that one i guess if you're really into libertarianism the i i um yeah so so what i was i was i was trying to formulate this theory today Yeah let's hear it Like if it was Mets Yankees See I would take the Yankees I would too And because the Yankees fans are already obnoxious

Mets fans whenever they experience joy are obnoxious I don't want them to get uppity Yeah that makes sense I don't want two fucking New York teams I don't give a shit about york teams being being i don't give a shit about a subway series yeah like i mean it'd be kind of interesting and like i i kind of like the fuck the rest of the country like northeast excellence kind of thing i get that but you know i'm glad that the mets were put in their place yeah i was i just had enough of the

omg and the grimace shit get Get an original IP. That's so... Hacking. Annoying. The only thing I liked was the pumpkin. Rally pumpkin, I like that. Rally pumpkin's pretty funny. Yeah. Pete Alonso has no thoughts.

No, there's nothing going on with that. I really... No, I thought Nick Sirianni was stupid. We're going to talk about that. I have a theory about... No, Castellanos is smart. He's just weird. Yeah. Castellanos is our big

labor boy. Did you see his interview a couple weeks ago where he was like, teams should be punished for being bad? I have floated that take to you. Yeah, I think pro-rel. Let's do it. Get punished. Get sent down to AAA.

We said that a couple times But yeah so we're going to have the Yankees-Dodgers World Series Which for the MLB is probably like What they were hoping for Of ratings bonanza yeah Yeah it's the two biggest media markets in the country I mean I'm going to watch it Yanks haven't been to the World Series in what 15 years?

Oh no They beat us Has it been that long? I think so watch it. Yanks haven't been to the World Series in, what, 15 years? Oh, no. They beat us. Has it been that long? I think so. Do research live on the air. We love doing it here. The last time they won was in 2009. What was their last appearance? 2009.

Told you. Yeah. Well, you know, it'd be interesting to see. No, it won't. What happens. I mean, they're both good teams. Yeah, they're both good teams.

I just. At least, like, Ranger. I didn't watch a single game of the Rangers Diamondbacks because they suck. I think I might have watched game one, but I don't. I didn't care. Didn't care. I'll watch this one out of interest. It just seems better.

Also, something to distract me from the glooming election 15 days man We're almost there I learned yesterday Per Democratic fundraising email That I shared a birthday with Vice President Harris Did you get that you haven't

I was told I was the only person in the New York The only Democrat in New York That hadn't wished Kamala a happy birthday. I think I got that one. It's interesting that you got it, too. It must have been meant for me. Leave me alone, Democrats. Just don't stop.

And which is a 40% match, triple percent match. Like, what? Shut up. Is this gambling? What the fuck is this? Presidential elections brought to you by FanDuel. Oh, well, we got to speak at of FanDuel, FanDuel bought Valley Sports. We got to talk about that.

Yeah, the naming rights. So all the Diamond Sports Network... FanDuel TV now? It's FanDuel TV. I'm going to steal so many live streams. I'm not paying for MLB TV next year. I'm just going to steal it. What? What?

Why are we letting the... Totally unchecked? That bill we talked about a couple episodes ago needs to be passed. And then the CEO of FanDuel needs to be... along with everybody who tells them their parlay didn't hit. I was talking to a friend of the show, Matt, today. Shouts out, Matt. Shouts out, Matt.

And he was like, dude, I don't watch minnesota beat illinois or beat whoever 14 12 because i want to gamble i do it because i have a ball no or sick out i let me let me ask you something yeah good and i know you're kind of new to college football debauchery yeah especially as an adult like i didn't really appreciate the chaos as a child right so do you also find it ruined that like you can bet on college football now it just ruins the game do you bet on anything ruins the game yeah for sure but i i feel like i because college football is like my sport like the one sport i really fucking give a shit about like beyond obviously football like all levels but like my sports in order are college football pro football probably not at this point disgustingly

baseball hockey basketball yeah yeah and i just find that like like matt was saying like i i can't even talk about sports now because someone's gonna be like oh yeah like i bet on this game and i don't want to fucking hear it i don't fucking care i don't fucking care i i so i know i like it's that it's that meme uh from parks and rec where he's like i know more than you that is how i feel about college ball yeah and i don't i don't even want like i you you know we're talking about like i think before i don't i don't know if it was earlier in the pod or before we recorded talk about like we're watching alabama tennessee and like before we recorded, talking about watching Alabama-Tennessee. I think before we started, but yeah. That was an interesting match. Obviously, I'm rooting for Alabama's downfall at all times.

But I do want to watch. I do appreciate that sicko aspect where it's shitty teams playing. And that is more interesting. It is more fun. Fours are better when they're worse. More wild shit can happen. There's too much SEC. it's like

no it's too close i gotta check my voter registration oh shit i think i'm registered but i'm gonna double check when's this day deadline today is a deadline philadelphia county yeah hang on one second i know i am i'm double checking i sure hope i am let me go track my ballot while you're doing this i don't mail my vote because i think it should be illegal I'm double checking I sure hope I am let me go track my ballot while you're doing this I don't mail my vote because I think it should be illegal oh boy bought and paid for

does the contact not do hyphens let's find out oh boy are you not registered hang on everybody oh shit hang on. Everybody shut up for a second.

Oh, no, I am. Oh, good. Yeah. I love that I vote where I work. Oh, because they fucking do my last name as two separate things. Oh. Do you want me to bleep that? No, that's fine.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I have a hyphenated last name because I'm very wealthy and not because my mother refused to compromise. Because your parents were Jewish. That's why. Just admit it. I just hang on one second. Oh, God. I know what ward I'm in, at least.

I don't think I knew that. My ballot's already been received and scanned. Well, scanned as like accepted, like not. Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. Okay, we're good. All right, we're good. Yeah, I...

Woo! There you go. That would have been... Oh, it's funny. If you know someone's name and birth date in their county they live in, you could just look up their voter registration. But you have to get it right as it turns out. Yeah.

So I like to do that to people once I learn about them, but I don't know what their politics are. Bart. Yeah. Dude, we had a kid asking, like, yo, this is going to be my first election I voted. Who should I vote for? Nobody.

I can't tell you who to vote for as a teacher. Dr. Brother Cornel West. I'm going to vote strategically. I'm voting pragmatically. I vote pragmatically. I vote in every election. I do too.

Then you're still active. You get unregistered if it's like a couple that you miss. I vote pragmatically. I have made that very clear. I don't like it, but I am...

It is what it is. Also... I live in a swing state. And in Philly, anything local in Philly, it's going to be whoever wins the primary. Right, it is. So you whoever wins the primary. It is.

I could tell you right now that I didn't fucking vote for Cheryl Parker. You didn't vote for Mayor DUI? I didn't vote for Mayor Disappointment. Fuck you. Can she start accepting Turkish Airlines?

Please, and maybe get the hell out. What a shitty mayor. What were you expecting? Can she start accepting Turkish airlines? Please. And maybe get the hell out. Like what? What a shitty mayor. What? What were you expecting? Like a goddamn embarrassment. What a shit. Genuine life.

Every everyone. It's like the naked Philly machine morons. Yeah. Just like everyone's fucking cousin. Just like being so obvious about it, too. Like, I'm just I'm just likeure the bag, not in fucking government. If you want to get nepotism in a company, sure. But not in fucking city government.

Or at least if you're going to hire your cousins, hire your good ones. Right. Put the smart ones in good jobs. Right. I agree. Do that. Not like, yo, Tony's really good with the computers he's made like a video a couple times so he should probably be uh in the head of the wills you know oh the sheriff's department

shit which is insane with that oh what's her fucking name uh the law i can't remember her name sheriff philly sheriff I can't remember her name. Sheriff. Philly Sheriff. That's not going to tell me. Pick up your free gun lock. Sheriff Rochelle Bilal. Yep. She fucking sucks. Super corrupt.

Yeah. And they have like three. The city blows ass, dude. I love Philadelphia to death, but goddamn, I fucking hate it here. Philadelphia is great despite its government. It really does. It is really very, very non-responsive to quality of life or anything. I think what I'm going to do is just run for sheriff. You should.

Do it. I mean, I can't do worse than any of these fucking people. You can't. Plus, you get a uniform. Yeah. Can you imagine me as sheriff? I'd be drunk all the time. I don't. Plus, you get a uniform. Yeah. Can you imagine me as sheriff? I'd be drunk all the time.

I don't think you'd be any different. I don't have a fucking job, dude. I think, actually, the sheriff is already drunk all the time, so you wouldn't be much of a difference. You'd be less corrupt. Just give me time. Well, speaking of the city of Philadelphia,

we were climbing the poles because... Fight, fight, fight. Temple Owls won at homecoming. They beat Tulsa 20-10. Fucking Jesus. Hey, remember when we watched Temple get stomped out 55-0 to SMU? It was so bad we left at halftime. It was a quality loss because

SMU's ranked though. Yeah, it was last year, but don't worry about that. Yeah, man. How are we feeling about this program? Still moribund, or how are we feeling? I mean, keep it. Keep the program. Make it better.

I don't want to... There was article in the the inquirer on uh getting rid of it by by uh it was like a guest opinion too it wasn't like a like a usual right and you know it was sort of like either make it good or fucking fucking drop it and that's what we've said don't't drop it. Just go down to FCS. I support FCS Temple. Get a stadium on campus. Let's do it. Just turn the practice field into the stadium. Tear down Morgan. I hate looking at it. Yeah.

Just... I know. There's all sorts of politics and shit like that. It would be nice if Temple had its own stadium. I think it would be better for the team. I think it would be better recruiting. But, I mean, at least Temple's figured out, like, Evan Simon and Therese Worthy can...

You run the ball. We have a good running back, you know? And Evan Simon's not a horrible quarterback. Man's a trooper. Forrest Brock is not it. Like, he fucking sucks so much. And it's just I do think Drayton needs to go. Still, I say one more year.

One more year. One more year. See if he can get us bowl eligible this year. If he gets bowl eligible, fucking sure. If he rips off five fucking wins in a row, then yes, keep him extended. If he beats Tulane,

if he beats Tulane, any given Saturday, baby, who knows? Fuck it. Let's do it. This will be a stage right and stand podcast. If he beats Tulane.

Yeah, we don't care. What's up? I'll be back. Yeah. We'll, we'll, we got to collaborate with those guys at some point.

The, yeah. Oh my God. Just, just, We'll, we'll, we got to collaborate with those guys at some point. The, yeah. Oh my God. Just, just, just the joy. I was, when I was, when I was in Center City, I was wearing my ALS jersey to represent, even though we didn't go to Hoekoming. Next year, also, I'm not going to schedule a play during Homecoming. And also, which seems to line up with your birthday weekend.

It does. Yeah. So what broke my heart, Tom? I know. I know. Cause you were like, when you said,

okay, dang, I was like, Oh, he really wanted to hang out. Fuck. Like that's a real heartbreaker. I'm sorry,

dude. You deserve nothing. You'll get nothing. We'll, we'll have to, we'll have to watch it. We'll go to another temple game. Yeah. We'll go to another subject ourselves to, or we'll subject ourselves to... Or who we got?

We got Temple at East Carolina at 2pm on ESPN+. Yeah, Temple. Hold on. ECU. What's your next home game? FAU. FAU in North Texas? We could beat FAU. North Texas might actually be really fucking funny.

Because North Texas is really good. And also, the North Texas... I know they're the Mean Green, but they were the Eagles. They were the Eagles at one point. And they look like the birds playing in Philly. I just... I was thinking about this. And I was talking about this on Saturday.

EJ Warner transferred to Rice. Yes. And I didn't really think about this at the time. I think, I think now that I'm a little more well-versed in college football, I'm more up to speed and how things are. That was not a real smart. That was like a lateral move at best.

In the same conference. On a bad team. Yeah, Rice is... I mean, I haven't heard them making noise. They're right with us. They're one and three in the conference. They're two and five right now. So, what the fuck?

You know what? I'm just going to say it. Racist. Didn't handle being in the movie. I mean, I'm going to read you Rice's schedule so far. Lost to Sam Houston State in Sam Houston State's second year of FBS eligibility. Oh, boy. Beat Texas Southern 69-7.

Beat or lost to Houston 33-7. Lost to Army 37-14. Lost to Charlotte by 1-21-20. Beat the University of Texas at San Antonio 29-27 and lost at Tulane. Their next game, they actually kind of have a murderer's row coming up, Rice does. At UConn, which is not murderer's row, but at UConn.

Navy, number 24, rec Navy. And then Memphis? Yeah. Yeah, that's not a... then i got usf too usf is usf i mean they got uab who sucks but like yeah usf is not bad memphis memphis is decent like utsa is like three and four so they're above us in the rankings but you know we uh it's we've only scored 45 points all year and we've allowed 90 oh that's in the conference so total we've scored 133 and been outscored by 227 so we have a 94 point point differential negative 94 oh that's uh that's tough that's tough that's tough. That's tough. Yeah, that's tough. But we won, so who gives a shit? We won.

I mean, Evan Simon put him in a clinic 30 for 46, almost 300 yards, one touchdown, one pick. But Temple, like, with this multifaceted rushing thing going on, you know. Say, fuck it, go triple option. But they, yeah, we should all go triple option um no they they they well what's his name our our one rod receiver is really good um get dante right yes dante there we go thank you i think he was out i didn't see his name on receiving uh no he didn't he must be hurt He's active now

He's a grad student He's a handsome guy 5'9 They're calling him like Devonta Smith Is that what they're doing? Yeah No Go Owls

Go Owls baby Stupid fucking team So they won for your birthday and so did the birds The birds cooked the Giants go out, go out, baby, go out, baby. Um, and then, so they went for your birthday and so did the birds. The birds cook the giants. I mean, uh, who knew that handing the ball off to your all, you know, it's really funny going through the NCAA football standings on the USP.

I'm like the full thing. I just see pack 12 and it's just Washington State and Oregon State. Holding it down. Yes. And then I think I retweeted something which was I thought just such a nice... USC blew up the Pac-12 to get a lot of money to fly to Minnesota. Maryland didn't lose.

And it's like, God damn. You fucking got them. They'll be back. They'll come crawling back. I think so too, dude. Please just make things normal again. I don't want any more. Please no more realignment.

And there's going to be more because of the Mountain West. Yep. But maybe they'll take some teams out of CUSA and out of the American that shouldn't be. And that thing the article was talking about. Wow. How do we get back to college football the article that that was mentioning talked about how the american is really just not a good conference for there needs to be like we should be playing local teams we

should be playing villanova and stuff like we and delaware like we should right we should not be playing UTSA. Oklahoma. Yeah. We should not be playing Oklahoma. Back to the birds. So, yeah. Saquon Barkley, 17 carries, 176 yards. Jalen Hurts, passing stats, 10 for 14, 114 yards. It works. Give Saquon the rock. Beat Saquon.

Beat Saquon. Dude. Dude, the revenge game. Cooked him. Cooked him. The just embarrassment for the Giants. It was actually an embarrassment game for the Giants. It was. I mean, they benched the Danchais.

Yeah. Yeah. AJ Brown looked good. Saquon looked good. Um, you know, just, just overall,

it was beating up on a bad team, but, but you're supposed to do that. Yeah. You need to do that. Get those moral victories. Yes, exactly. Genuinely.

Yes. And yeah, Saquon's really good. Who knew? Maybe you should have tried to keep him. Yeah. Idiots. Uh, I, you know, know i just go birds baby yeah go birds keep using them um and so you were you were saying something about sirianni we were talking about dumb coaches that dude definitely got yelled at after the browns

game right like jeff lurie called him into his office it was like if you do this one more fucking time i'm firing in the middle of the season i i yeah and i think him because we didn't we didn't talk last week him chirping at the eagles fans fucking embarrassing you lost it dude this is this is this is the reaction if a bunch of fucking hoagie mouth morons are going yeah you oh you suck it suck and you start pointing and talking to him yeah yeah he's fucking talking to us. Yeah, I fucking you got mad. You got me. That's what it is. It's the same.

Like when Joey was a Joe, I gave her a Joey or Nick Boza. I forget which one. Yeah, Boza, Boza. And he turned around. It was like, how much money do you how much money do you fucking make? And he's going, Boza. Like, there's no. No, they can't be.

It can't be reasonable. You cannot reason with the hokey mouth moron. You can't reason with Delco Dave. He's there just to get you mad. That's what he lives for. He got a reaction out of you. You just made him... Dude, the guys that chirped at him, that he yelled at,

they're legends now. Yeah. They're going back to the bar. Everyone's like, yo, yo, Johnny fucking... Sirianni was fucking yelling at Johnny. We're going back to the bar and was like, yo, yo, Johnny fucking do Siri. I was fucking Yoda. Johnny, we're a fucking idiot. That's what they were saying. Thank you, Nick Sirianni, for making some. You know what? Those guys got laid.

Yep. Because, you know, because, you know, got back home. Hey, you were to guess what happened. I was fucking Raz and sirianni and he fucking yelled at me look it's on tv it's like oh my god joey that's so fucking sassy you know and jesus christ oh ew let's let's drink some yenglers and then fuck tonight yeah like i don't know please no yeah please no yeah oh we don't gotta use a condom tonight jerry i'm gonna physically harm you yeah delca uh which what's that what's that the lady delca dave we should call her something uh-huh no i'm not doing oh no that's like that's

like patty pat from port richmond yeah we love patty from port richmond yeah she's great she's such a she's a she's a really nice single mom uh with a heart of gold um i wonder if i still have that text conversation safe so i looked for it i didn't say it fuck that was a good one uh that was like a whole world building holy shit we're we're 51 minutes in. We're not going to get to the fucking voicemails. We're not going to get to your voicemails, sorry. We're going to have to do a mailbag. Speaking of football. Can you play the drop

just to introduce the news? The temple. Speaking of fight, fight, fighting, guess who lost the battle against his own achilles would that be deshaun watson take it out back and shoot him like old yeller and he fucking got booed. He got booed. Oh, they were so mad. Oh, you're so mad. You're so mad. They're booing him because he fucking sucks, and he's a fucking piece of shit. And LeBron James coming to his fucking...

I know. Yo, fuck you, LeBron. He sucks. Fucking charter school having a motherfucker. Yeah, exactly. Yo, shut the fuck up. LeCooked, more like it. No, fuck. Yo, shut the fuck up. Look cooked. More like it. No, fuck.

Dude, Deshawn. I hope you'd never recover, Deshawn. I hope you fucking die. I hope that's the fucking. Yeah, me too. I hope you get septic. I don't. My worldview.

Praying for it to go septic. My worldview does not. I think you should pray for the downfall of bad people i think it's good to be happy when bad people die i do not have i do not subscribe to that sort of morality politics where you have to pretend nope fuck you that's fucking karma coming at you motherfucker fuck you and you know if if well the the full karma would be that his fucking gurney falls out the ambulance and he gets fucking hit by a semi. We can hope. That would be sweet.

And maybe it could be like an autonomous semi so that like no one, no human is harmed like seeing it. But, or it just like rolls down a hill into like the ocean or the fucking what's the river in Cleveland is it the Ohio oh it's the no hang on or is it the Lake Erie the Cuyahoga

he rolls down to the Cuyahoga and fucking drowns that would be funny while he's strapped to the gurney yeah we don't care bud of hogan fucking drowns yeah that would be funny while he's strapped to the gurney i'm a man yeah we don't care bud if you're someone i can take it out with someone else i act i actively imagine your demise and i and i and i smile i am i'm i'm fucked up that way but actually i think it's more incorrect to do that um oh yeah also we just don't give a shit so yeah yeah i was thinking about trump trump at the fearless hills fucking mcdonald's like like

accidentally his face falling into the fry later like i i think about stuff like that and i makes it brings me happiness oh yeah um that's gonna be putting that i'm gonna that's what's gonna get me shot when he fucking wins well Well, yeah, the good run. Yeah. I'm fucking going out of the blaze of glory. Yeah, buddy. I hear you.

Yeah. Um, anyway, so fuck you, Sean Watson. You deserve everything you got magic, not magic, Mike metric,

Mike, we're sorry. You have to put up with this fucking garbage. Yeah. And, and, and Rasheen. Uh, yeah.

Um, sorry about the guardians. Yeah. Yeah, Rasheen. Yeah. Sorry about the Guardians. Yeah. Just a couple other updates, too. The Flyers suck. Oh, yeah. 1-3-1. Good.

I think... Did they lose by like 10 or some shit? Or like they lost? I don't... Are we... All right, we're going to get back into Flyers fandom here. I have to... Like, we lost really to get back into Flyers fandom here I have to We lost really bad We lost 6-3

6-3 to the Flames 3-0 to the Canucks 6-4 to the Kraken The only team we beat was the Canucks The first game Yeah, Flyers are hot ass garbage Yeah So it turns out, what's his name isn't good

um the coach uh torts that works yeah no he sucks yeah and uh six or start wednesday i'm watching that we're playing the bucks is that a home game i think it is a home game let me check i got it dude i i have so many tabs open uh boston opens against new york uh yeah it's a home game tickets as low as 33 dollars ooh doc rivers revenge game baby there you go yeah so sixers yeah so it looks like bucks at sixers on wednesday and uh yeah hopefully uh hopefully we'll win oh let's go back to football real quick yeah Yeah, okay. Because you added something we forgot to talk about. Oh, Tua?

Tua. You want to talk about Tua and him saying that he's not going to wear a Guardian cap and you telling me that maybe they don't work in the first place? Well, I'm going to do more research on the Guardian cap thing. Okay. But yeah, I saw... It shouldn't be his choice. If they have any efficacy at all, it shouldn't be his choice.

I'm sorry. That's got to be taken out be his choice. If they have any efficacy at all, it shouldn't be his choice. I'm sorry. That's got to be taken out of his hands. He said he's willing to play the odds or some shit like that. Dude, that sucks. Dude, I wish we were talking about... Yeah, that's something you say like, I'm going to charge a machine gun nest in World War II. Right.

You know, I got to do this for my boys. Right. something you say like i'm going to charge a machine gun nest in world war ii right you know i got to do this for my for my boys right you know your your your contract is injury guaranteed man like yeah you're who gives like this is your brain dude yeah and it sucks um yeah the guardian helmet thing so let me see the last time I looked it up. Is that what it's called? Guardian? Guardian cap. Guardian cap, dude.

The NFL asserts a 10% to 12% force reduction and a 52% decrease in concussions. But independent studies have shown no measurable mitigation or no reduction in magnitude of head impacts. According to Division 1 stats. Yeah. So these were studies, third-party studies. I mean, even if it does help even a little bit i guess wear it but yeah i um dude he's i know he's like trying to be the guy he's trying to be the team leader um but dude if he gets another concussion man you gotta You gotta quit, dude. You gotta quit. You gotta do the Andrew Luck thing.

Just peace out. Yep, exactly. Peace out. Enjoy your twilight years. Yep. This fucking sucks. I don't know how many times I'll have to fucking talk about it. Like, about this. It sucks.

What else can we say other than it fucking sucks? It does suck. It, um... Yeah, we'll see what happens this first game um good luck good luck yeah um so we we have about i would say at least like 40 minutes worth of voicemails and we're not doing it this week we'll do it next week we're gonna have to do a mailbag next week it's just it's too much stuff i got charlie's charlie's recap i got of the the season i got stuff from rachine i got a couple i got two people haven't called in before um we'll get to you we'll get to you i promise um we'll just we'll just do it next week We'll do a mailbag episode And so with that said

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Kill James Bond, help away to dad, tipping pitches. Bobby found out about what I said about him on the last episode. Very good. And he, he, he was a good sport.

He took it. He took it. Well, he's like, you're actually less hateful than the Phillies fans. I knew in my real life growing up. Oh, good. Yeah. I was like, well, I got to amp it up a little sport. He took it well. He's like, you're actually less hateful than the Phillies fans I knew in my real life growing up. Oh, good. I was like, well, I got to amp it up a little bit.

I got to tell you something related to Bobby after we get off the episode. Sure. Yeah, I don't think... Did I forget anybody? I don't think so. I feel like we did, but whatever. Thanks for listening, everybody. Have a good week. Go Birds.

I guess fuck Penn State since we didn't get that. Fuck Penn State. We'll see you later. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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