Ten Thousand Losses - Klingons Stole My Balls
Episode Date: June 17, 2025The boys are back after a hiatus to talk about Tom driving a tank in the DC parade, Tom stealing gender dysphoria valor, the Phillies, rank their top 5 pies, and answer a shitload of listener messages.... Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses Follow us on Bluesky: Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218
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He is actually going to eject a fan.
Bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things.
The fan jumped into the penalty box area.
Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Bowl.
We, the Dallas Cowboys, head assessment junkie.
And we're live.
Yeah, we haven't like talked in a while.
Zero, even though I can see my way, thanks. Oh, you're with you where this looks good. I think it does that now
Yeah, well, I have a VPN for obvious reasons that I think that's fucking with it
What are you drinking?
beer the notch
Yeah, I love notch brewery man, that shit's great
Shouts out to Salem, Massachusetts remember him. That shit's great.
Shouts out to Salem, Massachusetts.
Now, I love I love a good lager. Now we we haven't we haven't talked in like
two weeks, a month.
They haven't recorded in a month.
Three months. My beard is eight feet long.
Yeah, he looks I look I look I look like shit.
You look like a Kenzo, my guy.
I know.
My beard, when it gets long, just gets the neck beard, like the part just grows out and
then the mustache.
Kind of.
I can do, I can do.
If I wanted to, I could do a handlebar mustache.
Didn't you used to wax it?
I still beard butter my beard up sometimes.
I used a beard wash from one of the men's soap companies.
I don't know.
It's a Buffalo Trace cross license,
but there's no bourbon in it.
I do wash.
Doesn't smell like bourbon either.
I do a wash, a beard wash, beard moisturizer, beard oil.
And then if it's long like it is now, I'll do a beard butter.
Yeah.
Yeah, you could do a handlebar mustache.
Yeah.
Because I refuse to shave.
No one needs to see that.
Well, it's because you've your adherence to Islam.
Yeah.
Stay with me while I recite the shahada.
Let's do this. Mashallah, Liam has rejected Shirk.
No, we haven't talked in two weeks because I was working on a project which is finally
coming to fruition.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You want to talk about that?
Yeah.
So, I'll be going to Washington DC because I am the grand marshal of the army parade.
Execute this man.
Yeah.
We're going to drive a tank.
It's going to be awesome.
We're going to tear up.
Full Dukakis.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I told him he could go into the tank.
He can wave a sword around and point it in the direction that he wants to go as long
as long as works.
Yeah. Um, I'm going to do as long as long as works.
Yeah, I'm going to do fucking tank drifting.
All right, why not? Yeah, you know, just do the do them at a different time.
Well, I guess that's how it turns.
My favorite thing is that so we're on we're on video now in that new era.
Ten thousand losses and you talk directly into the mic and I absolutely do not.
My mic is off to my left.
Yeah.
There's no way for me to put it, hang on.
What worked for me was putting like the image
of a penis directly on the microphone
and that made sure that I knew that my mouth was right on it.
How's this?
Am I crispy now?
Very crispy.
How crispy?
You're blowing out the back walls of the levels.
Oh. I just saw the wave like spike.
Yeah.
Sandwich our here at
there's your problem podcasting.
It was no professional.
We technically get paid for this.
You believe it?
Yeah. It's fucking fucking psychos.
We had to talk to the accountant this week.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, because we have a podcast accountant, pod account.
And she's like, pod captain.
She's like, so how do you run this business?
We were like, very well, thank you.
And she was like, really?
We were like, no.
Like we kind of stumbled ass backward into this.
Yeah.
We have an account, people put money into it, we disperse it.
Yeah.
She's like, you guys are not doing that, right? Like seriously, that's how you've been
doing it. Yeah, that's how we've been doing it.
Here's the tax. I can't wait to be a fucking solo.
Fugitive from justice.
I'm going to be a fucking contract employee of like, you know,
Ross Industries.
Of course, Visora LLC.
Had to quarterly estimate my taxes.
I was already doing the Blink 182 thing where I think they were incorporated as like stinky
butt farts LLC.
So whenever the-
The Delaware Corporation.
Yeah.
Whatever the lawyers had to get on the horn to talk about like Blink 182's contract, they
had to be like Blink 182, like stinky butt LLC doing business as Blink 182.
I love the DBA, that's a great,
that's just a great.
Where Roz's butt industry's doing business as well,
there's your problem podcast industry's doing business as,
well there's your problem doing business as 10,000 losses,
doing business as Liam and Tom. Yeah, doing business as the, there's your problem. Doing business as 10,000 losses. Doing business as Liam and Tom.
Doing business as the Philadelphia...
Oh, can't talk about that.
Shit.
Yeah.
So, it's going to be great being down in DC, 94 degrees during the parade.
Oh, bring an extra shirt, bud.
Oh, yeah.
I'm leaving the day the parade's happening.
So I think...
No, you're skull fucked by that.
I think I'll be all right.
I'll go fuck anyone who's flying out of
of the airport is going to be double fucked.
Can you send me your flight information and a very close up image of your face
for reasons that I need?
Well, I'm not taking the plane.
Yes, you are.
Take it. Take it. The am track.
Oh, yeah, you're taking the train redacted.
Yeah, I'm not going to say what number train I'm at, but if you want to wait at 30th Street
Station tomorrow morning to shoot me in the fucking face, I guess you could do that.
That seems a bit extreme.
Where's my Patreon episode?
Yeah, it's like, where's that lifting bonus from Bobby?
You said you were going to do it.
Yeah, well, I kept having to, how many times I had to reschedule that?
You know what it's like to have to reschedule an episode five times?
Yeah, I do, because I've had to do it because I've employed, I kept having, how many times I had to reschedule that? You know what it's like to have to reschedule an episode five times?
Yeah, I do. Because I've had to do it because I've employed with Justin Rozziak.
Well, were you the point person?
No.
Because I reached out to Bobby.
No, I don't do that.
Bobby, I had to reschedule. Bobby had to reschedule again. Bobby, same day, I had to reschedule.
So, yeah, we have a date. It's going to be recorded in June. I'm done. Today's my last day. I'm done with school.
So, school graduate.
Congratulations, he's graduated folks.
Yeah. I got my BA, my busted ass degree.
Oh.
BAS, busted ass science.
Do you have a BA?
I have a, yeah, I have a BA.
I don't even remember what I have. I think I have a BS. I have a BA, but I have an MS.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mastered sucking.
Oh, I think you're pretty bright.
Thanks.
I don't think it matters.
It doesn't.
I think it's just whatever.
All education is bullshit nonsense.
Hello, mother.
I mean, yeah, you're just paying for a certificate at this point.
That reminds me of something.
Ohio State is just going to have AI and everything.
Yeah, we got a DM about that.
It's in general.
Listen, I read all the messages on the Discord.
I just don't respond to them because I've
been instructed by my wife not to talk to you cretins.
Are you on the Discord again?
Don't you talk to them? Don't you react?
I yeah, I got I feel like my dad
had to uninstall Twitter from his iPad and get me in the fights.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah, we we it's been it's been shit's happened.
I think I think when we last recorded the Pete Rose thing had just broken.
Yeah. Oh, fuck Pete Rose.
We've fucked the Phillies.
Yeah, we've said our piece on that.
We said a Pete's.
Our Pete, yeah, we said our Pete's.
Imagine a Philly guy who thinks it's like,
yeah, we said our Pete's on that,
or said our Chickies and Pete's on that.
Chickies and Pete's, Hot Take,
Chickies and Pete's ain't that good.
It's not.
It's not.
It's fine.
Someone asked Pete why he's not allowed within 500 feet of a of a public school.
Well, he's anyway.
Well, did Pete die?
Yeah, Pete's dead. No, oh, oh, oh, I thought you meant Pete Rose.
Yeah, Pete Rose is dead.
Pete's Iraqi.
Now he's still alive. He's got to be ancient.
Yeah, just going around.
Yeah. Let's see. Let's look at this LinkedIn
Wait the Northeast that's right that picture of him is way too young looking he doesn't have a say he's Iraqi age
200 million years old
He's only 67
It's not that old. Yeah
It's a Philly's win ESPN won't load for me?
Phillies did win 7-2.
Thank you. It was 7-1 when I checked.
But that doesn't work.
Yeah.
Here, let me close that.
All right.
So, hello.
Hi.
Hi, welcome to the episode 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists.
It's the only podcast that exists.
Yeah, they've all been banned.
The reason it's taking so long is it's taking the podcast packet, which if you saw that
animated WTYP, which was very fun.
Well done.
Yeah.
Anything depicting, although they depicted me as a goth.
Though I wasn't sure how I felt about that.
Pretty funny actually. If you tried to put makeup on my face I would probably violently react
why what's wrong with makeup not for me they tried to put lipstick on me and like
the first grade play and I fucking had a meltdown well you don't like stuff
touching your face yeah I guess sometimes I break into your house I guess this
means that I'm a real good ally because I know what gender dysphoria is like
firsthand.
Okay.
All right.
That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, is that hyperbole?
Is it?
Or just, I'm just an asshole.
Anyway, I'm the-
You tell me, bud.
Anyway, I'm your host, Tom Payne, my pronouns are he, him, with, who's like, oh, yay.
William.
Hi. It probably is like a minor form of that. I him, with, who's at Co-host, yay. William. Hi.
It probably is like a minor form of that.
I have.
In the sense.
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
Like.
No, because like, if you like imagine, like I would imagine like.
Sisyphus happy.
Oh, well, yeah.
But like if, like if I had permanent makeup on my face, I would like, would it die.
So.
Makes sense.
You know. I think it's also just a bizarre thing with your skin because you hate your skin being touched
Well, I like my skin being touched by you know like my wife. Yeah, you're exactly your wife exactly
That's what I'm saying, bro. I have like personal space
Stuff if you're in my circle. It's not an issue. I've never rejected you giving me a bro hug
No, you haven't. Hang on. Sorry.
I'm trying to load a bunch of files all at once.
Dolby Digital EX. OK.
Yeah, go on.
Oh, I wasn't sure if you were to list all the files.
They were all too many with me.
So my co-host, the Lee, have you already did that, bro?
Oh, I did that. All right.
Listen, I'm running on empty.
On fumes.
Yeah, you are.
You are.
I've had very little sleep.
Like the last two weeks, very little sleep.
I taking more of the meds than I should, which is turning me an asshole.
So I apologize for that.
I also have this problem.
You are not stupid or crazy.
Yeah. So, I mean, no guess.
You are a little crazy, but I like it.
I'm a little crazy. It's all right.
But I like it.
Yeah, we're all a little crazy.
Yeah, we are.
No guess. We are going to have, like I said, we're going to have Bobby on for a bonus next
week.
Maybe.
Unless something else changes. Fuck you. No announcements. Call on 267-371-7218.
Give us your name and pronouns.
Tell us what you would do with...
Spike Gaskin's penis, yes.
All right.
Yeah, we haven't gone after him in a while.
Yeah.
I'm not a fruit, obviously, but what are you gonna do?
You look radiant right now.
The sun is...
That's right in my fucking eyes, dude.
I had group therapy yesterday and people were just like like why do you look so sunkissed?
I'm like, I can't help it
Just just the beach bum. It's me
Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses where you can go
I'll listen the bonus episode when it's out listen access to the discord this group can leave it insane DM. You guys have got to start
Tripping these for yeah, maybe a little bit, just a little bit,
like maybe two paragraphs.
And also we can't be bothered.
Some of you make up for it by being amusing.
Only some of you.
Uh, we just have a lot of them today.
They piled up.
I guess people liked the last episode
and they had a lot to say about that, but yeah.
Oh, and also what are the things you get on the page, which I probably haven't
mentioned the podcast is I you do you do get the feed that's combined with the
regular episodes and the bonuses and the Tom streams when he does.
Yeah, me later. Which Wayne and Charlie showed up.
Thanks, guys. Oh, that's sweet.
Yeah, I do. I do want to do that more.
I have to figure out a way.
Maybe I need to get a streaming card or something.
Yeah. To do.
I'll go to your house.
Yeah, because we could do the NCAA is fine.
I just can't.
We can't. We couldn't get it to work.
I can't record it.
So it's got to be like live only.
Which would actually be pretty fun, I think.
Yeah. The last one was fun.
Where you were calling the plays.
I mean, we can we can start talking about CFB 26
because this is like our favorite.
My favorite sports game.
Yeah, me too. CFB is CFB slash the old NCAA games.
Looks like they're actually like, do you give credit to EA
for like listening to like
what people I think you got to write a carrot and stick approach?
Yeah, it does look like I mean, we'll see.
But it looks like they're actually improving his shit.
They're adding more stuff.
No, who do TL still bunch of Nazis?
Yeah.
So but the more you play a certain team, the more royalties they get.
So maybe we can.
I was personally. I mean, I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing.
I think it's a good thing.
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I think it's a good thing.
I think it's a good thing.
I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I want to play my game. No, but you can.
You feel free.
But yeah, to see if maybe we can go else.
Did I delete it?
I have to restore it for as things pick up.
But it looks good.
Changes to the dynasty mode. Changes like focusing on that man.
That's where it's at.
Dynasty and the...
I didn't get it. I did not like the
Road to Glory.
The creative player. That sucked.
It was just boring.
So it looks like they've improved that.
You can go look up what they're changing.
Hopefully, what my big hope is that the creative team is a little more So it looks like they've improved that. You can go look up what they're changing.
Hopefully, what my big hope is that the creative team is a little more
involved, and I could really dig my teeth into the North Catholic.
Maybe a good creative playbook sort of thing, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, at least let me pick like a...
Let me do what I want to.
Let me pick a fight song.
Fight, fight, fight for the cherry and the cherry.
I'm not very literate. I should just hum the entire thing. Well, but yeah, it's going to be interesting because this is like the last. Just stay on the couch.
We'll think for a minute.
We're going to have to talk more about house versus NCAA.
We are.
That's going to change some shit, man.
Direct payments, baby.
Direct payments.
I.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. That's going to change some shit, man.
Direct payments, baby.
Direct payments.
I...
NIL has been such a shit show that I'm fine with it.
I mean, sure.
Yeah.
I mean, in the ideal world like that, like where this sport wasn't so damaging and there wasn't so much money in it. You can't have
amateurism in a sport where the school's making so much money over.
Oh, you're right.
If you want the kids to not get paid, then the tickets are $10 and hot dogs are a buck.
Right.
You would just do it for fun.
We just do it for fun, yeah, do it fun yet. They're cowards.
So we'll talk more about that next week, but that's going to change.
That's going to change the stuff.
I know changes the cultural playoff format and all that, too.
But do you speak to Phillies?
We won today. I mean, we won today.
We took the series. Yeah, we've had we've had a rough patch.
Yeah. Aaron, Aaron Nola, did you read his injury?
He's dead. He had a stress reaction in his right rib cage.
What does that mean?
It means he's dead, Tom. He's jerking it too hard.
Jerking it. Jerking it. Yeah.
Now, and by jerking it, I mean my penis spelled P E A N U S.
That always makes you laugh for some reason.
Anytime anyone spells it that way. That always makes you laugh for some reason anytime anyone spells
it that way.
That in Philadelphia?
Philadelphia, yeah.
Of course.
I did Fellowship. What if it was a fellowship? I don't know if you saw that one.
No, I don't pay attention to what you do.
I know.
Oh, sniffly boy.
Yeah. 17 minutes in. Yeah, I should do that with Mike.
That's OK. Oh, yeah.
I'm going to try and get this episode out tonight because I won't be here.
I'm going to be in the tank.
They they don't.
Blaring bully in the alley for some reason.
They don't have Adobe Edition audition in the tank.
No, no, because it probably wants to understand.
Yeah, it runs Windows 95. No, no It runs windows 95
Yeah
um
I love learns windows. Yeah, I love reading about the there was an inquire article about the issues at with the radar
At the philiphi airport, right and how they still use sloppy disks. Yeah, I bet they do
And like on the one end if it still works,
right? But I guess it's not working. But also Jesus Christ. Yeah. There's this shit man with
just like going to politics for a minute. Yeah, of course. Go for it. Like my wife went up to
Boston and her flight back was delayed four hours because they just didn't have enough flight controllers.
They still have guys, yeah.
They don't have enough people.
This is still, this is, this is right.
Anytime anyone like jerks off Reagan uses this, that, there you go, right there.
This is all, this is all him, man.
Yeah.
I mean Carter started a bunch of it, but yeah.
Yeah.
This is, it it sucks, dude.
We're right now.
We're recording this on the 11th of June. Like there was shit went down.
I know yesterday in Philly, we got fucking Marines deployed illegally
to California fucking shameful and ridiculous.
They're doing a curfew in LA now.
It's we had said this maybe like six months ago about how this summer They're doing a curfew in LA now.
We had said this maybe like six months ago about how the summer was going to be.
Real weird.
Yeah.
And it's like, oh, we're not even at June 21st yet.
No.
Memorial Day.
That's where the American mind goes, right?
That's, man.
It's crazy, dude.
It's not crazy.
I mean, we saw it coming.
I mean, two weeks.
We last recorded like May 25th or some shit like that. Man. It's crazy, dude. It's not crazy. I mean, we saw it coming. I mean, two weeks.
We last recorded like May 25th or some shit like that.
Right.
And we had like Elon and Trump.
Now they're mad or now they're making out with each other.
Which is fine.
Happy pride.
They're just... If they can make out with cyanide castles in their mouth, I feel like that'd be good.
That'd be great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've decided on our Discord that I will not stop anyone from wishing that bad people off
themselves.
Nope.
Yeah.
Don't make actual threats, but you can wish somebody would eat a Glock.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Glock might be too good for them.
They got to eat a blue light special.
Oh man.
Yeah, 38.
Why not?
Yeah.
Little tiny Saturday.
Well, that's a Saturday night special.
There we go.
That's what I meant.
Yeah.
Blue plate specials.
Is that what you're thinking of?
Yeah.
With the blue light special at Kmart, which I never understood why it was the blue light. I plate specials. Are you thinking of? Yeah. With the blue light special, it came out,
which I never understood why I was at the blue light.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah. What else?
There was some other public stuff I wanted to I wanted to talk about.
I don't know.
I don't I don't I don't want to be like I don't want to.
I was also like the trouble this morning and it was like making me anxious.
I had to turn it off. Oh, jeez.
Just this shit. This shit going on.
So I don't like, my fellow teachers
are getting all worked up.
This is when you've got the people who are self-described
centrists all fucking dizzy, who don't follow the news.
It's tough.
People just like stay safe.
Link up with your...
Listen, I'm linked up with the Bucksmont DSA, man.
They're fully in awareness of how the situation is and the need for community self-defense. Yep. So if you're
someone who's worried about that, or if you don't want to buy a gun, learn how to be a medic. Yep.
Buy six guns and then give them to me. Straw purchase for Liam. Straw purchase for Liam.
Yeah. Right now, 10,000 losses officially endorsed straw purchasing firearms for Liam. Yeah. Do it
right now. Do it. Send us an PO box. Yeah send it to PO box yeah please tell you with hey do you
have a parasocial relationship with your favorite podcaster this is how you win
their love and admiration say the fire the previous segment was entirely
sarcasm please do not send guns or grenades to the PO box.
Those things are not deserved.
Don't you don't you don't you to Bobberby, please.
Yeah, please.
I know. Did you see the Phoenician scheme, the new Wes Anderson?
Not yet.
Ever, ever.
There's a just like a running gag where he has a canger.
And he's like, take a hand grenade. Oh, thank you.
I like that. Yeah.
It was it's it's it's fine.
It's enjoyable.
I didn't look at the I didn't look at my watch to see what time it was.
Good enough. Yeah.
But yeah, the it's not Grand Budapest Hotel either.
Or Moonrise Kingdom.
I don't know anything about movies.
Damn it. Well, you do.
We did talk the other day about what, the other part about Westerns.
So you just we can only talk about movies as long as it's Westerns.
Yeah. Oh, daddy.
Oh, I know that's not bad.
I smell that over the fucking.
I can actually.
I mean, I'm aroused.
Yeah, I'm very aroused.
Oh, we're on burgundy references, guys.
Hold on, hold on. That's what we're doing.
Huh? Hold on. Where is it?
All right.
Uh, shit.
Did we talk about the Phillies yet?
Yes, we did.
How they we lost we up and down.
Noah, uh, dude, Harper, Harper's the Phillies yet? Yes, we did. Hell, they we lost we up and down Noah.
Dad, Harper, Harper's, there's a bone in his wrist that he's hurt.
And they're like, yeah, he's not going to take the injection.
It took two months last time for this to resolve heart.
Please take my body party heart.
What if we tell you that it's full of raw milk?
Yeah, it's full of raw milk. Get in there.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
I'm begging you to be good at your job.
Yes, I need we need we need Bryce Harper.
Jose Alvarado, obviously, we've talked about him.
He's gone. He is now a
beardless
sort of olive skinned Puerto Rican looking guy.
And then we'llB the show.
Oh, okay. They took his appearance away.
So he's no longer what he normally looks like.
Oh, okay.
Um, same build, same pitch delivery, but not yet.
I don't know why I guess, cause he's on the ineligible list, whatever.
Uh, okay.
Yeah.
Um, you know, I just gotta say we did win a game bunting the other day. I guess because he's on the ineligible list, whatever. OK. Yeah. Why not?
You know, I just got to say we did win a game bunting the other day, which fucks.
I mean, they had five infielders.
They were worried we were going to bunt again.
That the sicko in me very much enjoyed that game.
So that that was great.
And we beat the Cubs today, so that's good.
All right.
We're like four and a half games, I think, now out of first or something like that.
Oh, excuse me.
Yeah.
Oh man, only 24 minutes in.
Listeners love it when we mention how tired we are early in the podcast.
Well, they're going to get where they're going to get. Eat the slop. Yeah. You love it when we mention how tired we are early in the podcast. Well, they're going to get where they're going to get.
Eat the slop.
Yeah.
You love it.
You love the slop, don't you?
I feel like there's other shit that's been in the news, but every day it's some new bullshit.
Right.
It's hard to... I mean, it's on purpose, but it is hard.
Yeah.
We already mentioned the Elon Trump thing.
Cyanide capsule makeout sesh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you got the, we already mentioned the, the Elon Trump thing. Cyanide capsule makeout sesh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What else did we, we the ice bullshit.
Defend your community.
Defend your community.
The third amendment is there for a reason folks.
I love, oh, so in MLB the show, there's like an ad for a third amendment lawyer.
Oh, good.
Like when you're playing minor league games and have a little like color like this, this inning brought to you by like your third amendment lawyer. Oh, good. Like when you're playing minor league games, you have a little like color, like this, this inning brought to you by like your third amendment
experts here are troops in your house without your permission.
I think there's three fucking court cases,
the entirety of the third amendment case.
And one of them is didn't involve the cops.
It's pretty skinny.
It's like, you can't fucking use my house
to do a stakeout, dude.
Yes.
So yeah, a cab. Ah, man.
I don't know.
I don't know what else.
You want to open up the...
Yeah.
Do we miss anything sports-wise?
St. Quentin's going to be on the cover of Madden.
That's cool.
St. Quentin's a chud.
Yeah.
Oh, I wanted to ask you.
There was a guy, a race car driver on, is Dover Indycar or
is that?
Dover's NASCAR.
NASCAR.
And he had 47 on his hat.
Is that his number or is he like a Trump guy?
You're looking at me.
Trump guy?
Why the fuck would they have this guy on the broadcast?
I think, yeah, I think he's a Trump guy anyway.
Let's see.
47 Dover broadcast. I think, yeah, I think he's a Trump guy anyway. Let's see. 47 Dover broadcast.
Race car driver number 47, maybe he's number 47.
Maybe.
Ricky Steinhaus.
I think he is actually 47.
He is number 47.
All right, great.
Okay.
I mean, I assume he's still a Trump guy, but.
Yeah, I would assume so too.
Yeah. Let me close that. I mean, I assume he's still a Trump guy, but yeah, I would assume so too.
Um, yeah, let me close that. Oh, I don't like the name of the tiny cars.
I know what it is. Yeah, I know. I mean, that's the name of it, but
doesn't feel good. Doesn't feel good. Man, I got to tell you, speaking of little people, the watching.
Go on.
Speaking of little people, the watching. Go on.
No, showing Star Wars to the kids and just having them like,
you know, are there M slurs in there?
Like, come on, man.
Don't you know what the word is?
They teach you this stuff now.
Like, well, no one hears.
I'm like, man, dude, it's what they want to be called.
Wouldn't you want to be called what you want to be called?
And I'm like, oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
You stupid fucking asshole. Dumbass. Oh, my God to be called what you want to be called? And they're like, oh, yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, you stupid fucking asshole.
Hey, dumbass.
Oh my God.
You know what?
But no, school's over.
All right.
I don't have to.
I don't have to do this shit anymore.
I don't have to do this shit for two and a half months.
I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.
Jork it.
I mean, that comes with it.
That comes with it.
That's the territory.
Welcome to married life.
What? I mean, that comes with that comes with the territory. Yeah. Welcome to married life.
What?
That the two good married guys out there know how that goes.
No, that's such a fucking dumb ass joke.
I agree.
Oh, the old ball and chain.
Let's get into real like, let's the lock horns type of humor.
Balls in my chain. Yeah. I said, I can ball and chain. Let's get into real like, let's the lock horns type of humor. Balls in my chain. Yeah.
I can't feel good.
I am not into I'm not into it, but I'm sure someone out there.
Yeah, not my business.
You do you. You do you knock yourself out.
You do you.
All right. Yeah, let's get into
the DMS we have so fucking many people like us, Tom.
I know they do for some fucking reason.
There's two pages of of of the DMS alone.
Oh, my God. Oh, my. Oh, my God.
You want to tag team this?
No, I'm going to I'm going to hop off.
Yeah, you should.
I'll go back. I'll go back for voicemails. I'll start
Alright, hey, Tom. Hey, Tom
You want to ask me again?
Hey, Tom. Hey Liam juniper pronouns
They she the Minnesota Frost won their second straight Walter Cup with a 2-1 win over Ottawa and overtime on Monday off a goal from Liz
Shepard's who is silly also scored the championship winning goal last season against Boston
Every game this series went to at least one overtime period with game three notably going to triple OT. Oh my god, hell
Fuck yeah with a season over the league looks forward to its expansion draft on June 9th. That is
Two days ago go birds go pro go frost and fuck Penn State. Yeah, fuck Penn State deed
All right, we got to Rasheen.
I got to get ready because it's long. Well, this one's not the longest one. No. Sam from Texas is-
Rasheen, I might have cut one of your early ones just in the interest of time, but there's so many.
We love you, Rasheen.
We love you. Yeah, we appreciate it. Hey, Tom, yay Liam, Rachene, she heard.
Jimmy, don't update.
The state Senate is proposing to take the $600 million for the stadium from the state's
3.7 billion of unclaimed funds.
That's a lot of money as a loan.
Ohio's weird, man.
To be, quote, repaid through sales tax, income tax, and commercial activity tax revenues
in 16 years, end quote.
Excuse me.
With Haslam Sports Group sitting aside 50 million escrow for when that predictably doesn't
happen.
This plan was announced by Senate Budget Chairman, Matthew Lesko.
Is that that Lesko?
Do you know who I'm talking about?
The Lesko, like the money.
Yes, I don't think it is.
The money suit guy.
Like here's a, hey, people don't know the government owes you money here.
Get a grant to study fruit flies in your house.
With a question mark suit.
It looks like the Riddler.
Yeah.
Matthew Lesko.
I don't know if this is all one, is this one guy or two guys?
I think it's two guys.
Matthew Lesko, Jerry Serino or Cherino.
Republican from Kirtland who hails from Lake County where about half
of all the people who say they're from Cleveland but are too scared to step foot in the city
are from and thus will be insulated from the consequences of Haslam's folly.
That's a good name.
I like Haslam's folly a lot.
Yeah.
I love a good folly.
Ozymandias vibes.
Cherino also announced the other stupid bullshit in the proposed budget, including a flat income tax. Oh, they fucking love a flat tax, man. That's how you know someone's a
fucking moron. They don't know what power percentages work. No, they don't. They're not
interested in trying to figure that out. I got a raise at work, man. I turned it down
because I didn't want to pay more money. Oh, you fucking moron. You don't know how math works. I know how math works. That's me saying
I know how math works.
All right. Where were we? Firing back, County Executive Chris Ronan. Ronan. Ronan. Ronan
lettuce.
Frankly, your pocket is being picked to give so much hundred million dollars to Haslam
sports group for the sole purpose of the next version of the Cleveland Brown Stadium."
End quote.
An urge Governor DeWine, really?
Governor DeWine.
Yeah, he's a real piece of shit I think.
Ohio governor, yeah, absolutely.
To DeWine item V to the stadium funding plan once the budget is on his desk, DeWine is
adamantly against the House's mod proposal, but he didn't state whether or not he'd veto
it or the Senate unclaimed funds plan, which you hopefully will.
Initially, even worse fuck shit in the budget bill, which I think there's an image if you
click the link or go on there. It's like an anti-trans, but they would put biological
sex on IDs and drivers license.
Why? I mean, I know why, but also, yeah, I mean, it really is.
Truly does not matter. Fuck you. Let people use the bathroom they want to use. Give people
fucking basic dignity. Just treat people. All you have to do.
Suck my holes. Just treat everyone like a human being.
All six of them, except for Trump supporters. Did you say all six of your balls? All you have to do is treat everyone like a human being.
All six of them, except for Trump supporters.
Did you say all six of your balls?
All six of my holes.
I said holes.
Oh, I thought maybe you were a Klingon.
Like a bunch of grapes just hanging there.
They're redundant in case I be injured in combat.
Yeah.
John Krux's mystic testicles.
Oh, it's Liam Anderson's bonus testicle.
The Klingons took him.
Hey, Tom and Yay Liam.
We'll get back to you, Roisin.
Arsenal WFC 1, Barcelona 0, Arsenal champions of Europe, the only English women's team to
ever win the Champions League and they've done it twice.
Again, the best team in the world by far.
Come on, you gunners.
Fuck Barca, fuck Penn State. Bob for Western Maryland. Hey him
I like Barcelona
I like it. I imagine is fuck Barca like fuck Hamilcar Barca or Hannibal Barca like the bark
The general the Carthaginians. Yeah. Yeah Hamilcar. Who was the other one Hanno?
Not a nation. Reader, Reader, Adrian Goldsworth.
I don't want to do that.
I mean, he's a fuck a Tory, but he raised really, really, really good Roman history.
Duly noted. Oh, yeah.
If you ever it shouts out to Adrian Goldsworthy in the sole area of Roman history,
he's a very he's like well regarded, like he's a legitimate historian. Right.
I like how Liam's picked all the shirt once. Hi, Tom and
Yay Liam. No, no, no. Hi, Tom and Yay Liam. This is Sam from Texas. Pronounced he him.
Tom and Yay Liam. With my perspective on the man's situation. I'm blown out. Pronounced he here. With my
perspective on the man's situation. What's become clear from all the
report is that there wasn't some big conspiracy it's all down to Nicko Harrison's ego
He's on my way or the highway type of guy something do this the whole time where his own fixation
healthy eating
Fitness
Guy you can finish it
With the fact that Luca excelled despite shrinking
himself out of shape every off season.
Nico also had fired the highly respected team of the
head of the team's health and training department
for being too Luca friendly.
And that guy went on to win accolades
for keeping the Nixon shape this season
while the Mavs crashed and burned with mismanaged injuries.
Noted to rain them in, Nico lost sight of the bigger picture
of what Luca meant to the city.
Not that he ever really understood it to begin with.
By pure dumb luck and maybe some karma on behalf of the family who have suffered through this,
the Mavs have a way to get out of this mess though I refuse to give the team a single penny until
Nico is fired. At least the Wings also won the lottery and got Paige Buckers to build around.
Another news is the Star's total inability to score against the Oilers, doing them yet again,
crushing all my remaining hopes and dreams. Will the Rangers finally somehow have a good pitching staff
But it comes the same year. They usually good to get hitting completely implodes fuck Nico Harrison fuck Connor McDavid and fuck Penn State
Yeah, fuck Penn State and
Yeah, I'll also fuck the Stars. You don't deserve a hockey team. Sorry didn't the Knicks fire their coach
Yeah
They did after 25 like they got to the Eastern Conference finals for the first time in 25 years and they fired and make that make sense.
Is there any logic to that?
No, and nobody wants to coach there now because they see how he's like, they threw him out.
Like, why would you want to coach there? Jay Wright didn't want to cut retirement for Jason Kidd, who's coaching the Mavs isn't coming out of it.
The guy who coaches the Wolves, Chris Finch, isn't wasn't allowed to speak to the Knicks.
Chris Finch isn't wasn't allowed to speak to the Knicks. Yeah, man.
They shot their shot with with Jay Wright, I think, and they got nothing for it. Fuck the Knicks. Fuck New York City. Fuck the five boroughs. Fuck Villanova.
Yeah. Next. Read the really long one, Tom. Sure. So. Guardians. What?
long one, Tom. Sure. So.
Guardians. What? Because like that translates to so.
All right. OK.
Guardians. The guardians saying neck and neck with the twins for second
in the Ale Central rubber batch of a three game road trip against the Yankees is tonight.
Whatever this was posted.
Slade, Chichoni, Chikoni, because it's been two weeks
versus Max Fried.
I'm about to versus Max Fried.
I'm about to be Max Fried in a bit once this 500 milligram edible, it's, whoa, I fucking
love weed.
I love pot.
Thank you.
That is a good, that's a good, that is.
Again, Versheen makes it funny.
And hopefully we can take two of Fried.
I'm about to be Max Fried.
That's really good, actually.
I do like that.
I was also at Saturday's Game Against the Angels, debuting my brand new thrown together
from three hours from pre-made first-year head that cost $100 a total.
And it took an ungodly amount of high quality to assemble.
That looked so warm.
Oh, it's body.
Please get air conditioning.
Yeah. I did so because I organized
a Fermi with a local furry group. Several people expressed interest, but due to various
valid reasons, I ended up being the only one who showed.
A couple friends of mine from high school also went having separate plans for me and
Charlie tipped me off to one of the Beyond the Breakers guys also being there. Oh shit.
That's cool.
I wasn't sure. I'm going to mention it. I was saying if you're going
to have the Fermi, do it with Andrew McCutcheon. Do it with the pirates. Because we all know what
Andrew McCutcheon thinks. I think that would be funny. If all the ferries come out for the,
when the pirates are in town, that would be amusing.
I like that.
When the pirates are in town, that would be amusing. We got to talk.
I don't know which Beyond the Breaker guy was, but if we linked up or not.
The suit was a hit with people around me.
Even one guy came up and gave me a mini Honus Wagner card after we took a selfie.
But holy shit, it was a nightmare to maneuver in, especially leaving the game and dealing
with people moving every which way while my field division
in spatial awareness person really impeded.
That sounds about right.
I think I'll leave the suit head at home
for other games I plan to go to this year.
Yeah, there's gotta be like an HVAC system
you can set up. Yeah, please, please, Rashi.
With like a nuclear football,
like this is like like Goldschirmer.
And then inside the helmet, you have like tactical, you have like a gold jewelry. And then inside that inside the helmet you have like
tactical you have like a Darth Vader readout. I like that of where everybody is all at once.
Yeah, where everyone is. Yeah. We got a heads up display. That honestly sounds like a fox. Yeah.
I'm planning on then then like the inside the suit there's like a retractable gun
that you could aim with the. Why not? Yeah, why not? I think that'd be sick. Yeah, there's like a retractable gun that you could aim with the. Why not?
Yeah, why not?
I think that'd be sick.
Yeah, everyone's going to be scumbags just fucking shoot them with the fur suit gun.
I like that.
Yeah.
The game itself was probably the best game I've gone to, certainly in the Guardians era.
They came back down from 4-0 in the fourth to win at 7-5, Shelly the Angel's worst in
the league bullpen.
The comeback kicked off by Nolan Jones, two run little league home run. Jose, Kwan, and Slamtano solo shots
in the fifth, sixth and seventh. Then Gabby Arias. Go ahead, two run double just after
that to win it. Go guards, go fills, go birds, fuck the Yankees, fuck Jimmy Haslund, fuck
the United Freaks in the Ohio General Assembly, fuck Ohio State, fuck Penn State.
We really are getting like a fucking Guardians.
At some point, this podcast is just going to be people from every team writing in and
we're just going to read that.
Because I know that's what Wayne's trying to do with the fucking Mets.
We're onto you, Wayne.
All right. Do you want to read the last one Mets. Yep. We're on to you, Wayne.
All right.
Do you want to read last one?
Hi, Tom. Yay, Liam.
Juniper pronouns, they she the PWHL kicked off their offseason with a flurry of signings leading up to tonight's six nine expansion draft with both the
guys in Seattle eligible to sign up to a total of five five pies.
Five players in the original 16 each of the shut the fuck up original 16s are able to protect three players initially with a fourth player
and will be protected when two players are selected from their respective teams.
From there, Vancouver and Seattle drafted players tonight until both teams have built
a 12-person roster ahead of the PWHL entry draft on the 24th.
Vancouver had first dibs and selected Ashton Bell from Ottawa.
Interestingly, four out of the first six picks of the first round in last year's draft now
play for Seattle Jesus
Should think will make these two teams a lot more competitive the next few seasons anyways
I'm sad the season's over but looking forward to the fall go birds go frost fuck Ohio State and fuck Penn State absolutely
Yeah, I look up like every time they mentioned these players. I looked them up, and they just look so nice
Yeah, it's like oh, they will murder you beat the shit out of you. They will murder you
Yeah, I just looked her up. It's like, oh, they will murder you. Beat the shit out of you. They will murder you.
Yeah, I just looked her up. She's like, oh, she looks like nice.
She looks like any woman you'd see walking around.
And then it's like, oh, no, she would she will body check you.
Right.
All right. Five pies.
Let's draft them. Apple.
Pecan. Oh, I don't like pecan pie.
You can have that one pumpkin. Key lime Wow, you're really striking out on pies. Give me blueberry
Lemon meringue or just naming pies now. Yeah, we get two more each. Okay. Oh, we're judging five each. Okay, uh,
I'll give you like a like a rhubarb pie. God damn it. You still mind
I made a really good rhubarb part of the other day using the Stardew
Valley cookbook. Nice. Dude, it was so fucking good, but it was like 600 calories for a fucking
eighth of the pie. So I had the, it was, I was like, all right, well that's my dinner. But it
was really fucking good. All right. You got rhubarb. What's my pick? What's my pick?
I did pecan.
You, you, you did pumpkin.
You did lemon meringue.
You took pumpkin already, right?
I did.
And apple and blueberry.
Yep.
Cherry pie.
Don't like cherry pie.
I like the song.
And my last, my last pick is a shoe fly pie.
Ooh, let's see.
Let's go with mince pie.
OK, so every pie. Yeah.
No, the traditional Christmas pie.
Oh, OK. Yeah. Yeah.
The the the British will understand.
All right. Voicemails.
Oh, my God. I guess so many voicemails.
Uh, all right. We got we got a couple of not super frequent callers.
Yeah, we're going to go through them.
First one's Captain Cleveland.
Hey Tom, this is Captain Cleveland.
Pronouncy him.
Jesus Christ.
First off, I'm sure the machine reports in, I don't talk about I have to talk about Cleveland
Which is good for a little bit of insanity at the moment
Well, unfortunately, I have to talk about Cleveland a little bit towards the end of this call, but thankfully not now
Going to the news of the PWHL
The men of Soda Frost did indeed just lay low the Ottawa charge the beach on three one Yeah, where's the score games wins overtime including game three which went into triple overtime and each time
The score ended being two to one
Their league goalie Maddie Rooney, she held up like a champ she defended her pipe like she was holding down Stanford Bridge all by herself
pipes like she was holding down Stanford Bridge all by herself.
Uh, they just had amazing.
It was an amazing series. Uh, good for them.
Uh, they've wanted to call the, uh, Walter cup twice, which is amazing.
Uh, and actually speaking, I'll be enough of Stanford bridge and Minnesota teams.
Uh, the Vikings are going to be.
Uh, reenacting a good favorite of times.
Uh, they're going to be, uh, rating and stacking of times. They're going to be raiding and sacking the English Isles,
well, British Isles.
Good.
And Ireland.
They're going to be playing, first in October,
they're going to be playing the Steelers in Dublin
for some fucking reason.
I want to see that.
I don't know about to watch it.
Yeah, don't call Ireland the British Isles.
No, you'll be shot.
And then we go on to play a slush Match against the God forsaken Cleveland Browns. Initially got excited because I thought that
the Vikings would come to Cleveland until I remembered that I am from Cleveland and
we don't get the hat and ice things. So not in the Vikings. But what that does mean is
that instead of paying an assload of money to go to a decrepit old stadium to watch the Vikings
just fist fuck the Browns into no existence, I can just get shitfaced in Mooney Lawn and
still sit there and laugh at the Sean Watson and just get slammed into the dirt where he
belongs.
So I shouldn't complain too much.
Okay, so I'm just gonna rattle this off.
Go Vikes, go guards, go Frost,
fuck the Pacers, fuck the Packers, and fuck Penn State. I would say fuck the Browns, but
they do enough. They do. They do enough of a good job of fucking themselves right now
anyway. So that's just redundant.
Oh, yeah.
All right. Thank you, Gabs and Cleveland.
Fuck.
Oh.
Fuck.
Fuck. I felt like you've respondeds of Cleveland. Fuck. Oh. Fuck. Fuck.
Felt like you responded to me there.
All right.
We have Uncle Walrus.
Yeah, let's hear it.
Cuckoo Coochoo.
Hey, Tommy A. Liam.
This is Uncle Walrus from Morgantown, local displacedenzer sleeper cell here.
Currently calling you from the car
on my way back from the Indy 500.
I don't haven't heard anybody
slip in a little bit of racing commentary,
so I figured I'd see if I could squeak it on.
Had a real slight rain delay at first.
Race got off to a nice standing start
when old Scotty Mack gave it just a little
too much beans on the pace lap and H hit turn one before the green even dropped.
We got a five laps in under caution at which point our good buddy Kyle Larson who had just recently stated that he felt he was a better all-around
driver than Max Verstappen.
He promptly H-Hit, also in turn one, and put us right back under caution.
A couple dribbles of rain slowed things down again, but the race did eventually get underway, proving and proved itself as a tradition to be a far
better viewing experience than Monica, which I've gone on in the morning.
The other excitement.
Nope.
Okay.
All right.
That, yeah, call back in.
Call back in and finish your thoughts on that.
But yeah, call back in.
Call back in and finish your thoughts on that.
But yeah, no, we definitely don't mind some racing.
No we think it's cool commentary.
Yeah.
Oh, excuse me there for a second.
Wake up bitch.
Oh man, we're almost there.
I have to actually blow my nose real quick.
Okay.
Oh, where are you going? I have to actually blow my nose real quick. Okay. Oh.
Want to go in the podcast?
Aww.
Alright, my cat's now on the pod.
Very good.
Yeah, what else?
What else, buddy?
Liam, famous fan of cats. I love cats. What else? What else, buddy? What?
Liam, famous fan of cats.
I love cats.
I mean that unironically.
No, I love cats.
Oh, look at this little guy.
He's letting me snuggle on.
He's so sweet.
Yeah.
All right, there you go.
All right, let me close the door.
Come on.
All right.
What do we got?
We got, none of my cats gone.
And I had to sneeze that your reaction I could hear from the headphones across the room.
Uh, let's listen. We got Henry from Minnesota. We haven't heard from Henry in a minute.
Yay Liam and poggers, Tom. Sorry, that hurt to say. Uh, Henry from Minnesota here pronouns he, him.
I'm back from my trip to Pittsburgh. It's been so long since I was there. He was allowed to survive.
I don't know how nice it is.
I walked around, went to the Carnegie Science Center, saw a-
That's really cool there.
Colonizing Mars that made me sad.
Still need to make it.
I saw Randy Land, which was really cool.
I saw a big advertisement for a casino with a phone number hotline under it for if you have a gambling addiction, which is really cool. I saw a big advertisement for a casino with a phone number hotline under
it for if you have a gambling addiction, which is really fun. But the real reason I'm here
is my review of the Pirates Stadium. I do have to go back on my word in my previous
message though and talk about the game for one moment because I have a complaint about the Pirates and that is how do you as a
team called the Pirates steal less bases than a team called the Brewers? Just not
doing a very good job of good question. Good question. That being said the Pirate
Stadium was really nice. I got to watch kids climb on play structures and take pictures on the big P.
Although I do think the stadium was ultimately missing a lot of like aquarium style decorations
like wreck ships and treasure chests and shit. They did have some pirate themed things like
they're like an area called the crow's nest and they had like a person dressed up as a pirate to celebrate the end of the game, which was pretty cool.
They really should have had like real actual cannons celebrating things, but at that point I'm just kind of nitpicking.
There's a lot of things that their stadium has that Target Field, the twin stadium, doesn't have.
Please note the last time I was in that stadium was two years ago, so whatever.
Like we don't have bat-shaped popcorn or beer containers. We don't have pierogi races Like we don't have bat shaped popcorn or beer containers,
we don't have pierogi races, we don't have play structures, you know, we can, we could
be doing better. Anyway, my final thought is that we should stop naming stadiums after
companies that sponsor their creation because it's stupid and robs us of calling things,
calling stadiums cool shit like Pirates Cove Stadium or something.
Three rivers. Yeah, yeah pretty much it for me
But I wanted to say that I will also be attending
Evo again in Vegas this year. So expect to hear from me sometime in August at the latest
Bye-bye fellas. Fuck Penn State and I'm gonna go finish retching up blood for saying potters
go finish wrecking up blood for saying potters.
Get it again.
A bit of an act out there.
That was good. That was good, man.
Thanks, Henry.
Glad Pittsburgh is still
doing all right. I still have to I still have to visit.
You got to.
One of these days.
All right. We got two more. We got we got Charlie up next. One of your earlier ones, Charlie, was literally nothing.
It was three minutes of...
And then...
That was it.
All right.
So let's listen to the coherent Charlie.
Hey, guys.
Yay, Liam.
Hey, Toms.
Charlie from Roxboro.
He, him. Hey, times Charlie from Roxborough. He him recapping
to union games on the road this week, starting one exciting one one shitty one
will start with the exciting one in Toronto. On Wednesday, union fell behind
late in the second half gave up a goal. The entire back line sleep on it. And Toronto was up a goal but the first time ever the union come back from a goal. The entire back line sleep on it and Toronto was up a goal but the first
time ever the union come back from a goal down, passed the 85th minute to win a game
with two late goals. 87th minute, Nate Harriot makes up for the mistake by scoring a header
off of a corner kick and then Kyle Wagner banks one off of one of the Toronto defenders
and it went in in the second minute of stoppage time to win 2-1 and you need to pull that
momentum and promptly went to Dallas and did nothing. Right. They were sent off after getting two yellow cards in the first half and then.
Philadelphia Union proceeded to do nothing.
If Bruno Damiani was in the book, depository building
in November 23rd, 1963,
John F. Kennedy would have died in natural causes because he couldn't hit the fucking goal
Just one shot on goal a whole game that had like probably 15 shots around goal
15 million crosses second half
Touches in the final third was 40 to 5
It just wasn't even close. It feels like
sometimes you need to just take a player off and play even strength because when
they're up a goal and teams just put everybody behind the ball they just
can't break it down because they try to do crosses and play side to side off of
people and it just it's on work sometimes more often than not it doesn't
seems to be consistent with both Carno and Curtin where they get,
where they're up on fire and they forget how to play fucking soccer.
So they're off next weekend, not really because they'll be playing Atlas
and are friendly, but they'll be back home to take on FC Charlotte. So they get some time off. There's international break coming
up. So, later, fellas. All right. Thanks. Thanks, Charlie. That was really good. Yeah. All right.
We got one more. We got, it sounds like arena football slash- you know, splitters, you know, updates.
So I know there was some shit going down.
So let's hear it.
Hey, Tom.
Hey, Liam.
It's Bo Sanwookie calling in with another arena ball update.
The ProDown TM.
The National Arena League had their final regular season, uh, week
this past weekend, um, they're going into a 14 playoff amongst the nine
remaining teams or barely nine there.
Fucking three, four Rugeru there.
Don't even know what the fuck they're doing.
But, uh, anyways, two divisions, which is the American and national,
which is essentially East versus West.
They just try to make it sound fancy there.
But the the Eastern,
I don't even know which is which at this point, but the Eastern one.
Now I'll come down.
Eastern, the one that direction.
Maybe the league yonder.
Beaumont renegades in Beaumont. Beaumont
secured the number one seed in the
playoffs, so they have a
home field advantage through the end.
Beaumont is a
even though they're
they're arena and shit
looks like a fucking dungeon
they have
put together an amazing team.
They're taking actual donations to help buy athletic training gear and stuff like that
and practice gear for next year.
I really want this team to succeed.
They've done so much for an expansion team.
And just to go out and be so dominant and just such a fun team to watch.
They're owned by local NFL players.
That's fun.
Just great team.
I fully expect Beaumont to win that game.
Game two for the Western Conference here, it came down to a showdown who was going to host that game
between Colorado Spartans of Denver and the Omaha Beef.
Omaha went to Colorado and in typical Omaha fashion, got a bunch of calls in their favor
and kind of shenanigan themselves into winning the game by three points over Colorado.
And once again, everyone's wondering why Omaha's wondering why everyone hates them.
They're like, oh, because we win so much.
And then it's not even just that.
Their fucking fans in the fucking Facebook comments were complaining that they didn't
beat Colorado by like three scores.
I'm like, they don't even want good games.
They want blowouts and that's not even fun to watch if you're anybody else.
And that's fair.
So as a result, Colorado has to go to Omaha this week and will probably lose and then
they'll have to go to... Well, three minutes. Three minutes. Three minutes. Listen. That's when you're going
to get a cut off. It's automatic. Can't change it. Sorry. Yeah. All right. Oops. I minimized
the notes. All right. Let's give our shout outs to our North Catholic tier patrons. Patrick,
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the 2024 election results is moving forward. It's like, okay, I don't think it's going
to come with that.
I don't think it's going to come with it, but thanks anyway.
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We hope.
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Good boy.