Ten Thousand Losses - Les Mascottes Clitoris

Episode Date: June 25, 2024

The boys sweat through their drawers this week to bring you the latest ep of 10kL. In this ep they talk ripped pants, Liam's washing machine, Rocz vs Trolley, Eagles chants at Phillies games, discuss the NBA finals, the Olympic mascots, and answer listener voicemails.  Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, had a sense of making time to do it. And we are live. We're live. Hello. Hello. Hello. I know that listeners, it may not shock you that I get done work at three most days. I come home and run the laundry. The problem is that the laundry machine is right outside my office, which is where I record. So if it sounds like there's a jug band back here, it's my washing machine. I can't do anything about it. The doors are shut. I'm sorry.

Let's just listen to it. Man, it sounds like something else. It sounds like I'm being shelled is what it sounds like. I know you're trying to be funny and sexy, but it's just annoying, dude. It sounds like a spring mattress is getting – Putting in its work. You found its harmonic frequency. Hurting its wings. Yeah uh i it's funny i i had to change shorts at lunch oh nice i because the air conditioning

in our in the front of the office doesn't really work and i sweat so much i could smell my own swamp ass oh yeah that's where you know when it reaches to the front you know it's like oh shit oh that sucks 92 degrees outside my guy yeah well you know it's funny i i had pants trouble today too uh yeah so i uh i'm mixing up at the gym i was doing the hack squats of leg press yeah and uh my my wife had bought me these new hanes. And this is not an ad. Sets of the name. Yeah. Fucking boxer briefs. Yeah.

And they're not designed for men with thighs. It fit around the waist fine, but it did not fit around my thighs fine. And as I'm like squatting, it's like getting caught on my quads as they're flexing in the fucking uh movement and i'm like fuck it just like send it like i'm not i don't i don't care and i'm like the third rep i just hear so no no dude thankfully it wasn't the ass um it was the leg like the leg hole seam okay yeah so it's like it was like, no, how far did it go? Uh, it, it didn't go too far. It kind of just like ruptured the, the elastic band.

I guess you can live with that. Yeah. Um, like it sucks. It sucks. They're just, I, I don't know who these XL boxer briefs are designed for. Um, that, that have like, if you're an XL guy, you've got big thighs no matter what the composition of your thighs are. Right. I have sort of chicken leg – I have chicken legs.

I wear a 2X short. Okay. Or underwear. But those are like – I'm really more like a one and a half. Yeah. Like awkward in between. Yeah, exactly. just like oh man like but i uh yeah dude i i just was like oh i'm fucking dying out here yeah that's it just sucks uh i want to talk about real quick before we get into uh the hard-hitting the journalism that we do here on 10,000 Losses.

Well, we should probably introduce ourselves. I'm Liam. My pronouns are he, him. That's Tom. His pronouns are he, him. Although you can't see this because you don't see the Zencaster listeners, but we have to use one login for, well, there's your problem and 10,000 Losses. And it's not like Lions Led by Donkeys

where it's like hell of a way hyphen LLBD. So it's just, well, there's your problem. I guess we get lucky in that it doesn't auto-publish on one feed. Yeah. But Tom logs in as Roz. Or excuse me, Justin, Roz-a-in rosarino rosniak has he noticed me change that because i changed it to rosarino like no he's never six months ago he's never noticed all right i'm gonna just start changing it and see when he finally fucking notices

he won't dude it's i love the boy to death but he is not very observant that explains a lot of his problems with a trolley yeah i i my favorite literary subgenre is roz versus trolley yeah roz just the trolley is not here it does that man yeah there might be some maybe there's some sort of pattern there you can analyze i just you is it the trolley i just i love him so much he is such a fucking he's such a fucking goofy weird dude i love him uh let's talk about doing fucking eagles chance at a phillies game yeah uh e-a-g-l-e-s eagles i don't i need to drop for that yeah well i i so it's appropriate when it's like a meaningless September game and the Phillies have already shit themselves.

But the Phillies are the best team in the National League, the second or third best team in baseball. This is not the time to be doing Eagles chants. It's fucking demoralizing. And was it a WIP host who fucking let it tail? Yeah, it was Jack Fritz. Apparently he lost a bet to spike eskin or something like that okay well that's enemy of the podcast that sentence made me want to walk into the fucking

delaware yeah please call the wip like and just your parting shot should be and uh furthermore uh spike s and go back to new york yeah honestly get out Get out of here, you fucking New Yorker. Yeah. I just like, I hate the way in some ways we are a sports city. Okay. Where there's like, there's a hierarchy to the teams that's so kind of glaringly obvious. And I just, I found it really like, dude, like, yeah, I love the birds too. I have hit them low, dude, like, yeah, I love the birds, too. I have hit them low, hit them high, tattooed on my arms.

But like, I, I hate the like, oh, it's the only two that matters is the Eagles. It's like, shut the fuck up. Because you guys aren't going to give a shit until October, assuming the Phillies don't, you know, pull a fold of 64. Well, you know, let's let's let's let's hope not against that. But yeah, I it's let's, let's, let's, let's hope not against that. But yeah, I, it's, it's,

it's, you hear it. I want to add before we get like more into this, it feels very casual. Like, yeah, it's like, it's like guy who just like,

it's his first Phillies game or he goes to one game a year type of behavior with the boys. I mean, you gotta be pretty drunk to start that. Not that I've ever started the Eagles chant in an inappropriate spot. Bryn started one at the Braves game. Hell yeah. We were in Atlanta.

And that's what I was going to say. It is awesome to hear it at an away game. Yeah. You heard it in fucking San Diego diego yeah i'm trying to think oh in colorado there was some going off too so it's awesome i think at an away game it's always appropriate no matter how the feelings are doing because that's just because it's also because it's like you fuck yeah fuck you yeah we we we we own your barn now. Give it to us. Yeah, like there was some people saying that at the fucking Orioles game, Orioles series, and the Orioles are a very good team,

that there was a couple being passed around. Not loud enough to get picked up on the broadcast, apparently. And I didn't hear, I don't think I heard any at the London series. But they did say that there was 75% Phillies fans, 25% Mets fans. That was a pretty, I mean, the Mets fans have all died of what I can only assume are cirrhosis related injuries. Dude, if I rooted for that team, I'd fucking, I'd drink myself to death. Sorry. Sorry, Bobby. Yeah. My bad.

But like, how do you do this? Yeah. I mean, listen, I root for... On another note, I root for... I was talking to Corinne. I actually had a thing I want to talk about, about the exhaustion of... The exhaustion of not the Boston Celtics winning a title, but what happens when your favorite team trades away all your favorite players

and wins with guys you don't care about? Ooh, that's interesting. So the Celtics won Banner 18. And that's... Yeah, go fuck yourself. You deserve nothing and you'll get nothing. But like we have a

voicemail from Metric Mike or a message that talks about the process era Sixers, which was genuinely kind of a fun team to watch because they were so fucking bad at basketball and like the celtics team the last one i really fell in love with was like the 16 17 18 teams where they like weren't quite good enough to like advance very far in the playoffs those were isaiah thomas jay crowder those teams like before the k Kyrie Irving trade is what I'm talking about. And those teams with rookie Tatum and rookie Jalen Brown, sophomore Jalen Brown. And those teams were a lot of fun because they were just trying to figure out how to play basketball together.

And the Celtics traded. So my two favorite Celtics of the modern era are Kemba Walker because he went to UConn. And I saw him win the NCAA tournament by himself more or less that run in 2011-2012 where Kemba Walker went on a miracle run basically by himself in the Big East tournament and just like blew Pittsburgh to hell with a buzzer beater over McGee uh I still remember the call i still remember being there uh step back cardiac combo wins it wins it at the buzzer uh and i was and they they traded away kemba they traded away um marcus smart who was my favorite celtic of the modern era because he was just always kind of trying to fight noted noted joel and beat villain marcus smart yeah yeah yeah those two dudes hate

each other and basketball is more Those two dudes hate each other. And basketball is more fun when dudes hate each other. Right. There's a little bit of a drama there. This Celtics team plays objectively beautiful basketball and moves the ball around really well and plays absolutely smothering lights-out defense with Drew Holliday and Chris Esparzingas and Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum make fun shots.

And you get dudes like Peyton Pritchard or Sam Houser, like jacking up threes from like 45 feet. Like they're white boys. But there's no soul. And like, I was, I was talking to Corinne about like how I felt, which was that the Celtics like,

yeah, they won, but like, I don't really care. And maybe that's because I'm surrounded entirely by philadelphia fans uh besides my dad who like has also gotten into philadelphia sports right like i like i when i was a kid i rooted for the red socks and the orioles despite being the same division because my dad liked the socks and because we grew up 50 miles north of baltimore right right and i just was

like it sucks to watch a team you cared about so much for so long win and not feel that it has a soul. Yeah, I see what you're saying. I mean, if you look at who's left from those formative years, like what, Tatum and Brown? Yeah, and there's no one else left from that roster. Al Horford. Oh, Al Horford. Oh, wow. Horford. Yeah.

He'll, he'll, they'll bury him underneath the fucking. Yeah. We need his court. Yeah. They'll listen, man. Uh, Al Horford. Uh, I believe that during his time with the Philadelphia Sixers, he was employed by the Boston Celtics as a double agent.

His wife definitely was. I think we talked about that when he left about how she just fucking hated Philly so much. I was, she's really funny. His wife definitely was. I think we talked about that when he left, about how she just fucking hated Philly so much. She's really funny. I mean, she's a bit much, but she's very funny. She's just like, I fucking hate everybody on this cursed website. Go fuck yourselves.

Celtics at five. It was funny to win over Kyrie, but I was just like, yeah, man. I miss the Celtics teams that weren't all that great at basketball, but were always kind of trying to fight right uh and i miss when like the the sixers were like young and kind of bad at bat they're still kind of bad at basketball you know like the like you know the process there's like roco and like uh oh what's his name daria sarich i like firkan korkmaz michael carter williams like jaleel okfor, like teams that like had no idea what they were fucking doing. Right. Like 2019 sort of.

Right where it started, like where you started seeing results. But like we've said the process succeeded for one guy. Right. And like even for Joel Embiid, like you can't get out of the second round, dude. Right. And I know now we have Tyrese Maxey, who's a bona fide superstar, and those two are fun together,

but I liked the JJ Redick weird handoff to Joel Embiid. Fucking... I would be really interested in listener messages or voicemails about, have you ever rooted for a team and then realized that that team lost its soul? Yeah, that's a real interesting idea. You know, because like you're thinking about,

I think the NBA is probably the sport where that would like happen most frequently just because the contracts, like guys don't stay on the same team as long. Right, with the new CBA, it's become very hard to like keep a, keep a dynasty together. Like the last arguable dynasty we're going to see is the warriors for at

least the foreseeable future. Right. Like the Celtics could, could repeat, but like, it won't be easy. Like they have to pay everybody. Right.

And it's good for the players, but in the, in the way it's almost like, yeah, it's like, who's the, who are, who are the mercenaries we have? Right. We have Genoa this week. You have, you know, the Lanch next, you know, next week.

Right, right. I think that that's kind of part of it, right, is that, like, in the modern era, players change teams so frequently, it's hard to like – and there are players that are like, I'm never fucking leaving this godforsaken shithole of a team. Right. But, you know, I like – and Bryce, I don't believe is going to leave the Phillies unless they like force him out. No, no, no.

As an example. He wants an extension. Yeah, he wants an extension yeah he wants an extension but then i think about guys like you know james harden who was on the the the sixes for a hot second and like all these guys move around so frequently and then they're like i i tell corinne i was talking to corinne the other day about teams you know the the oh we're just like a quarterback away we're just right so away like that team doesn't exist no team has ever been like a quarterback away we're just right so way like that team doesn't exist no team has ever been just a quarterback away well the cleveland browns always always felt that way

yeah bring back baker mayfield and shoot to sean watson into the sun i'm glad baker got paid man um yeah uh the closest i can recall is like the the broncos before they brought in russell wilson were good receivers, had good online, had good D line. We're kind of trying to figure it out. And then they went like more than 13. Yeah, well, you know, I'm almost thinking about like the Phillies when the current crew was put together so two years ago when we had when we signed schwarber yeah and we signed castellanos the next year we signed trey turner but you had you had this sort of like fear that you know they were going to hire a bunch of they were going to try and buy their way out of

being like a shitty team right and it seemed like it seemed like that was like oh man like that was a legitimate fear like oh great like it's going to be all guys that were just uh fucking browski i get a ring but great it's all guys that never played for this team and it's i think on the philly side it's worked out in their favor because they got they got like the world's best like locker room guy and kyle schwar worked out in their favor because they got the world's best locker room guy, Kyle Schwarber. Right. And then the world's biggest fuckboy, Nick Cassianos. So they've gelled.

The vibes are immaculate, and we're very lucky that it went that way. And Brandon Marsh, too. So they got all these clubhouse guys, and they all gelled very quickly. And you still have a lot of players who were brought up through the system like Alec Bowman. Reese is gone. When Reese left, when they didn't resign Reese, I was like, oh, this team has kind of lost its way.

And, I mean, they're playing phenomenal baseball. I still want them back. They're playing phenomenal baseball right now, but we can talk about the Phillies in a minute. I just like, you know, when they, when they, when, when teams do that, when they sort of are like, we're just going to go like superstar, we're just going to spend our way out of this. It's very much feels like, I don't know, dude, where it's like, I don't care that much. Like, I don't, I didn't watch, like, I watched Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum as rookies, where they kind of suck. I watched Joel Embiid, whatever, his third year,

and tried to figure out how to play with Ben Simmons. My favorite non-Philly, non-Boston basketball team of all time that I've watched numerous games of was the Boogie Cousins Anthony Davis Pelicans. Dude, they had Boogie Cousins running point guard. It was on its face absurd but they were like it was just like seven footers like tossing the ball 50 feet at each other it was amazing they got bounced to like the first round of the playoffs and boogie cousins like went to the warriors and like never really did anything but i i was like i like watching teams where

they're just like fuck it man like roll them dice yeah it's like you're fucking doing like an expansion draft in a game and yeah but you get attached you get attached to those guys who fucking stuck it out through the bad times right you know they can become grinders you know so so now now i'm thinking about like who on the phillies is actually like homegrown because we actually do have i mean. So right now it's Stott, Boehm, Rojas, um,

I guess Stubbs was, I don't know if he was through the system. He got picked up. Let's see. Stubbs has been, uh, no, he was on Houston for three years.

Uh, and Marshawn. And then some of the pitchers, there's more pitchers, but a lot of these guys now, now I think about it are, are guys who are picked up and not like big free agents. Like a Mundo.

So it's just not a big free agent. I think he was a trade actually. Right. Same thing with Brandon Marsh. I mean, Pache was homegrown. Yeah. Yeah.

Rain. Well, the pitching it, yeah. Rain Ranger. Like you said, Christopher Sanchez, Aaron Nola, obviously.

You look at all this list, it's like Cody Clemens isn't homegrown, JT isn't homegrown. No. JT was at least NL East. Right. Yeah. A lot of these guys are, but they seem

to have gelled. Kyle Schroeder's only been on this team for, what, two years? Is this his third year? Yeah, this is his third year. Yeah, you'd think he – He might as well have grown up in South Philly, yeah. Yeah, I mean, fucking keep this guy on the fucking team. He's playing some of the best baseball he's ever played. He is, dude.

He is fucking electric. He is so much fun i i love i love khanos rober please never take him from me yeah i mean i mean he's like right right now i'm looking at like some of his stats like he's in 254 last year he hit 197, and then all his bad... And he got heavy P votes. Went to Nick Castellanos, who did redeem us two games ago and won a walk-off at a game I was at. Yeah. I guess he's what killed Willie Mays,

which RIP to a fucking legend. Yeah. If you haven't read about Willie Mays, absolutely phenomenal player, but also a phenomenal human being by all accounts. Mm-hmm. Absolutely. Yeah, uh, absolutely phenomenal player, but also a phenomenal human being by all accounts. Mm-hmm. Absolutely. Uh,

yeah. So like, you know, kind of a moment there for, for a real one. Um, some people were making that joke and it's like, nah,

I, I, I get it. I pre like I've, I make jokes about taste all the time, but don't put it on Twitter. Willie Mays. It's gotta be a politician that dies. Yeah. That's yeah that's what it's got it's it can't be it can't be a beloved a beloved figure like willie

mays um you know the no look catch you know that's that's that's what i love i love one of the things i love about sports is like you you get into sports right and you start just looking at things that just are the name it's like the catch the drive you know like shit like that like uh yeah the uh the the one that that sticks out in my memory is and like i mean people have tattooed on them obviously and for obvious reasons the the the philly special right yeah philly special where it's like you know the you can still hear the call like that sort of thing absolutely yeah no that that that's some fucking awesome shit when that like that's that's what you live for in sports but yeah um go go look up there's tons of like videos you can find right

now where people like put together but you can look up so he's he played in an era where there was tv obviously it's not the best resolution whatever like that but you can go watch 240p yeah yeah you can go you can go watch them i mean go who knows what fucking cameras they were running for those first tv games yeah um real real tapes yeah if you don't know the catch it was a no-look catch deep in the middle of the polo grounds so um to be able to do that to be that like infinitely talented that's why and i'll never pronounce his name it's ikaro or ichiro you've told me a million times ichiro ichiro like ichiro hitting to me was like that when i was a kid where it felt like he could do whatever he wanted at any given time yeah one of my favorite players uh this is going to be kind of a remember some guys episode because

it's all right we've we are meandering but that's okay we're now that we're at the welcome remember some guys phase and that's fine yeah i fucking like that's what like every time i watch lebron james like that's how i feel where it just like it feels like the game warps around him the master at their craft right right like that's i don't harper can have moments like that where it feels like he's like where he wills himself to hit a grand slam yeah and like baseball is so much an obviously different sport than the rest of them because there's so many more variables than like right but like certain goaltenders in the NHL where they're just, where they like are like just turned into a brick wall. Yeah.

Nothing. They, they somehow expand. They take up more space than they physically do. Right. Like watching Tim Thomas, 900 year old Tim Thomas in the 2011 Bruins cup run, like just contort his bodies in ways not physically possible for a man who

was pushing 40. Yeah. You're pushing 40. Yeah. You're pushing 40. How you doing, bud? Jesus Christ. Damn. Uh,

that's funeral bell for me. Oh, come on. I've, I've, I've just, you know, I'm,

I'm here to, I'm looking at some stats, but like Willie Mays catch 475 feet. That's how deep the polo grounds went. Jesus Christ. And he fucking tracked it down all the way in deep center. Yeah. Go watch that.

That's my favorite baseball highlights when people just get robbed at the wall. Yeah. Oh, who was it? Because it was one of those guys who was really good at both sports. Great player. He fucking tore his ACL, I think, and it ruined his career. Bo Jackson? Bo Jackson. Where he

Matrix runs up the fucking wall to catch a ball. Yeah, it's like the Sonic the Hedgehog highlight. Yeah. Oh, man. Imagine that career. i think we've talked about this like the lack of like two sport athletes anymore there's not there's really not anybody because you can't i know you can't but there are some freaks who could russell wilson

did played both at nc state um what's his name kyler murray did both at oklahoma uh but like you you couldn't really do it anymore because kyler murray got drafted in the first round of both leagues remember that he got drafted by the cardinals and he got drafted by the i want to say the rangers i thought you say phase clan or no no no i wasn't gonna to say that. Three-sport athlete. Three-sport athlete. It's coming in. Why did it drop so loud? That is the MLG horn.

Thank you. Fuck. But yeah, if you want to go back to baseball for a minute. Yeah, of course. Just to – Philly's second best team in the league behind the Yankees.

I kind of like the idea of a revenge match with the Yankees, although I would like to see the Orioles in the playoffs. I would rather see the Orioles because I can claim loyalty to both those people. You can get a half and half. I love the half and half. They're so goddamn hideous. Yeah. Oh, it's so bad.

But I would like a revenge match against the Yankees to get it back. I kind of want to be like, all right, fuck it. Let's put the best teams one-on-one. As long as the Phillies stay healthy. You know, we got Trey Turner back. We got Brandon Marsh back. You know, Rojas is out for a little bit.

What's his name? Well, he got sent down, but Cody Clemens is out for a little bit. JT is going to be out for like six weeks. Yeah. Yeah. We just need to hold it.

I mean, if we're going to have a rash of injuries hit, I would rather do it now yeah then then collapse at the end of the season like my beloved boston red sox yeah the the rafael marshall has played really well i feel i kind of feel bad for the guy he is blocked by real muto yeah um and this this kid i mean he's he's he's a good he's a good catcher. And he's a good offensive catcher, too. But, you know, yeah.

I wonder where he was January 6th. Marshawn? Yeah. He doesn't quite strike me as the type, but I could be wrong. No, he doesn't strike me as the type either. I was just kidding. We know where JT Renuto was. Yeah, we don't ask that question.

Yeah. But did you see... Oh, no, I think you were at the game that night when they brought Marshawn out because he was like player of the game. Yeah. They brought the fucking... What is his name?

Diego. He's the translator for the team. Yes. And he starts, so Tom McCarthy's talking to Diego, like, you know, they do it with Ranger, they do it with, like, Christopher Sanchez. And then Marshawn just hears it and just responds. And so, like, three or four awkward times times the translator tries to start translating and then Marshawn just speaks

because he speaks fucking English. Like he's a catcher. He has to be able to speak English because they prepare with the pitchers. So yeah, he completely serviceable. Like there's like, he's got accent,

but you can understand fucking everything he's saying. Right. So it's like that, that cracked me up. And so Diego's just standing there awkwardly. What do I do? I, they told me to come out here, but this guy i'll go guess i'll go fuck myself yeah completely

fluent english so i there was a really funny clip i watched uh mark jackson talking about uh yamang where he was like oh i want to interview yamang and the translator was like oh y'all doesn't speak english and the guy and mark jackson goes i played with him i know he speaks english what are you fucking talking about i know a lot of these guys want to have the translator just to they don't say don't fucking say something stupid right or you know you gotta have a guy to take your baseball bets for you yeah yeah too yeah that yeah apparently fucking otani speaks completely serviceable english He doesn't need his translator to talk to anybody in the dugout or whatever like that. Yeah. But again, I understand that.

And he's such a controlled media thing too. Right. Yeah. Hopefully, they're hooking up. What's his name? Ipe. Ipe. On the back end for taking the fall for his best.

You think that's a psyop? Do you think it was him? Yeah, I really do think it was him. I think Corinne agrees with me there. It's possible. I'm just a little... That smells a little bit, you know? Yeah. That's

the same with... This is completely out of sports, but that group, the Just Not Oil group, they smoke bombs Stonehenge right before the solstice. And one of the big donors to that group is a Getty heiress. Oh, okay. It's like, all right, really? I guess you can't pick your parents, but come on now. You can't, and you might be against it.

It's like, is this... Why don't you shoot down, like... I'm going to have to censor that one. Like, that will do something against climate change. I don't think Stonehenge has anything to do with it. No, I don't know what good that's going to do, but it's okay. And we're pro both pro civil disobedience yes we are well didn't taylor swift's plane get fucking tagged oh it

did it i didn't know that that's fucking funny yeah someone tagged her plane up and like you paint if you spray paint a plane like they spray paint the fucking engines like that shit's out of service that's they're gonna have to completely strip the paint and everything um it's like yeah see that like yeah because he's gonna take a fucking seven minute flight like whatever like okay yeah i could see you get mad with her i'm sorry i know you're a big fan but uh no i mean just take the fucking train like everybody else yeah you have the money yeah miss swift yeah you to charter to charter a train if you so chose. The train store.

The train store. You'd fucking watch that heartbeat. Taylor Swift's armored train goes by with just some dude mess booting a 50 Cal. Yeah, there's just like the train car opens up. It's like one of those mobile rocket launchers. Yeah. Like the fucking Minuteman. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah.

But it's just like a bunch of hot guy backup dancers coming out and like she comes out of the fucking like like as it slides up like she comes out all right look i'm already fucking choreographing this shit yeah exactly all right give give give time your money yeah i'll take 10 grand for that um just just as the the elevator pitch there that's about 10 grand and,000. We can work further from there. Taylor, have your people call my people. Yeah, have your people. There's plenty of Nike missile silos around. There's plenty of trains.

We'll get CSX. We won't even get North, North, Southern. We'll get someone who doesn't run their trains. Don't ask about crazy AIDS, but yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you talking about shut up yeah that never existed i'm not crazy you're crazy yeah oh fuck all right yeah so yeah uh back back to sports the phillies like we said really good you're saying the bullpen needs help

uh yeah the last couple games i watched the bullpen sort of uh pissed and shit his pants a little bit so let's take a let's take a look at some statistics here okay all right all right all right so we have um oh wait no i'm wrong stats wrong stats you can get over here uh okay um we got some uh so jeff hosman's pitching really well. Matt Strom. Yep. Like insane. Their ERA plus is like in the fours.

I mean, they're like 400 times better than the baseline reliever. Okay. All right. Spencer Turnbull. Orion Kirkering. Been good. Jose Ruiz has been all right. Talk to me about Sir Anthony Dominguez.

Yeah, I don't want to talk about him. Yeah, okay. That's kind of my my point I feel like he's climbing back is he maybe him and Soto have kind of been a disappointing yeah um giving up giving up some um yeah soft hits

yeah yeah it's uh it sucks uh we we lost last night we're recording this on the 20th um Yeah Yeah It sucks We lost last night We're recording this on the 20th Wasn't a horrible loss You know Sunday the game is at 11.35 And it's only on Roku

Fucking serious Yeah bud Why? Because they hate you and want you to suffer The Roku channel free Yes the Roku channel is free if you have a roku oh i'm gonna have to be on some fucking shady site streamies baby we could don't censor that leave it in where where the the u-block origin has like it just said it just has the infinite symbol

for how many fucking trackers have been blocked oh Oh, Zencastr's got 231. How about that? Hmm. You got Facebook, First Promoter, Google, Tag Manager, Optimizely, Rudder Labs, Google API, Stripe. Why is Stripe making a call? Why does Stripe want to access the Zencastr recording? I do not know. Unpackage.com, Zen.ai.

I don't know what any of this is. Yeah. Browser Intake Data Dog HQ. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's... This feels all very legitimate, actually. Yeah.

Push... Log slash push slash prod. Dot Zen.ai. So they're trying to prod... Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. They're trying to fucking fry fried your pro at least you're honest with how you name your fucking dumb shit

well prod is production uh i was thinking like cattle prod but no i like i like mine better i'm sure you do you fucking lunatic um shit all right, yeah. So we talked about, well, I guess it's back, back to the bullpen. I guess we could, we could stand to have a, maybe,

I don't know. I just don't trust this pitching late into season. I think, I think you have, I think you have been, you have PTSD from cake, Craig Kimbrell. Oh, that fucking asshole rode into my life.

And who was that? And Brandon Workman. Where was he? He was also at January 6th, too. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Isn't fucking, what's his name?

Because when we were pitching against, we were playing the Red Sox. Isn't Tanner Hawk a fucking Chud? I believe so. Yeah. I feel like there's a lot more pitchers that are Chuds. Yeah, I don't know what it is about them. I don't know what it is about them. Yeah, I don't know. But yeah, so as we're recording

we got a three game series against the D-backs coming up, so we'll see how that goes. Fucking smoke them, please. Yeah, we need to. I need to feel the demons release from me. Yeah, that was an embarrassment.

We need to redeem ourselves. Yeah, please. Because this team was definitely better than what they were playing. So there's also, in hockey, there was also a championship. Oh, it's still going on. Oh, it's not finished? No. So the Stanley Cup is who? Game six

is coming up for Edmonton and the Florida Panthers, who I hate. So two teams I don't care about. Two teams you don't care about, but the Oilers have McJesus, and you should care about that a little bit, I guess. They have the two best scorers in the NHL and they have Corey Perry if you remember him Corey Perry yeah Scorry Perry if you will I was I I was I'm objective I'm I'm kind of like more or less rooting for the Oilers just because I hate the Panthers and I was at a bar and I

cheered when the Oilers won, and somebody started a let's go Flyers chant, and it was like, shut up, you're being embarrassing. The Flyers suck, dude. They had a decent year last year. And then what happened? Well, they didn't make the playoffs, but they fell short.

They had that last year. But they didn't make the playoffs, right? I know, but we had no expectations. Yeah, I know, I know. But I remember, I hate the Flyers. You know this about me. I know, but we had no expectations. Yeah, I know. I know. But I just I remember I hate the Flyers. You know this about me. I know you do. I can't.

I can't in good conscious room for them. I like I'm not Delco enough to be into it. So do you? I saw a woman with a tattoo, which is a four leaf clover. And she had the Flyers, the Phillies and the Eagles. And then the fourth clover was not the philadelphia 76ers it was the it was the love sign the love and it was just like yeah i can guess your political affiliation oh my god yeah i love all i love all philly sports except for you know the bass you the

except for the you know you know it was why why you know it's just too flashy yeah they're flashing yeah they're they're not lunch pail guys or whatever the fuck i just do they're just it's all about it's all about the guys it's not about the team yeah i say that's the password to the clan meeting oh my god it's just like imagine because i i would imagine like the real four leaf clover would be like what you got you got fucking dodgers or yankees yankees chiefs or patriots dallas cow or cowboys um yeah if you if you want to go real 90s. Yeah. Yankees, Cowboys, Bulls. Who? The Bulls.

Oh, we're not doing basketball. So I guess the Rangers. Who was good in hockey in the 90s? The Red Wings. They wouldn't root for the Red Wings. That's Detroit. Detroit's for black people. That's their logic.

Hmm. And then like a tattoo of the Twin Towers. That's Detroit. Detroit's for black people. That's their logic. And then like a... Penn State. Yeah, a tattoo of the Twin Towers or something like that. Yeah, never forgotten. Never misspelled. It's got two V's or something. Yeah, never forgotten and it's just Joe Paterno's

fucking face. I hate sports. So, cool. Watch the Stanley Cup if you want. You. So, cool. Watch the Stanley Cup if you want. You don't need to. I see you have Eagles in here. Has there been Eagles news? There has been Eagles news, but I just want to talk about real quick,

now that training camp is about to start or has started, how are we feeling? You know, I think it it's gonna be an adjustment year yeah i have the feeling that they think that this is a go for it year and it's not my prediction that we lose the nfc championship and that's my like most optimistic guess sure i mean we got some guys but we also lost some guys um i'll never forgive you for what you did to hassan reddick jeff lurie and howie roseman yeah i'm not happy with that that's i'm not happy with that at all do we do we know who's going to be fucking um playing uh playing

center uh cam jergens i thought it was cam jergens cam jergens yeah i know like uh i mean there's good there's good there's good players on this team i i'm i'm more worried about the defense than the offense right um you know the the linebacker core i think is probably not the highlight of this team i think the line's still pretty decent yeah yeah i think the secondary is all right too you know i don't know about the safeties but yeah i think that i mean the the picks are good it's just like can we trust this team to be cohesive especially with the demons from last season with the collapse and like the reported friction between Sirianni and Hurts. Again, we are strong

advocates of firing Nick Sirianni. Always and forever. Until you win a Super Bowl, fire his ass. I want to ask you this. How long into the season do you think it'll take until the first WIP caller says,

can you pick it? Let him start. Four weeks. it'll take until the first WIP caller says Kenny Pickett. Let him start. Four weeks. Four weeks? If they go one and three to start, yeah, it'll be four weeks. Four weeks? I think if he plays well in the fucking preseason, I think you'll hear it. Oh, yeah.

I am on record as saying that I thought Kenny Pickett, his senior season at Pitt, deserved the Heisman. You did say it last time we talked about him. I have gone on record as saying that. That is my second most insane sports belief. Someone, one of my wife's friends, they're Steelers fans.

Yeah. And they named their dog Pickett. Okay. How'd that go for them? Well, now it's like, well, now you have an Eagles dog. You should have just named it like Ike Taylor. Yeah. Or Troy.

Name it Fuck Penn State. Yeah. We cured polio and you didn't is a weird name for a dog. He likes it a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Comes right over. A little polio for short um shit dude um yeah we got that we have the schedule too it looks like uh yeah that first game we talked about this already like the first game in rio yeah that's gonna be fucking something

else man how do you feel about that now that now that uh it's sat for a bit a little bit it's stupid i mean i i understand the league and what they're trying to accomplish here but it's stupid i i want friday like i mean it would be cool to go to the game but like i don't know i it just feels like a publicity stunt more than anything but i'm also like and it's also like a a weird cultural imperialism thing to me. There was a bunch of shit going around. Did you hear about the players

wouldn't be able to wear their colors? They said that's not true. Right, I figured it wasn't. But yeah. I don't think it's going to be they're going to hijack the team bus. Right, right, right.

But that's, of course, the type of people who get worried about that. The kind of people that have not the Sixers notably tattooed on their leg. Yeah, yeah. Someone in a volunteer group I'm with, we had our meeting last week, and he's like, yeah, you know, I would go, but it's in the city and it's

just not something i'm comfortable with it's like you're a fucking 60 year old man and you're scared of the city you little bitch that's i wanted to say that you you have you just you're a bitch just not be a bitch you know there's a guy on the cults named liam anderson oh shit is there yeah hang on he's got his jersey yeah well he also went to holy cross which is funny he's from jersey why does it come up crisis and cure cook oh uh because i i share a name with a guy who wrote a paper called crisis oh i'm surprised you don't have a wiki page yet. I hope I never do. I guess you're not notable enough. Roz has one. I know, yeah. So he has one.

And it's just the SEPTA logo. God. Alright. So, you put soccer in here. Yeah, it's Euro and Copa America. This is more froma america this is uh sure we'll hear more from

charlie but this is uh this is uh messi's last hurrah what i understand yeah is he is and he's like not playing with miami while he's doing it yeah as far as i know yeah yeah so it was like a i've never seen some people like saying he got like like he pulled one over on mls it's like okay not really though doesn't that happen to any guy who's good yeah like they don't fucking play for their national team who spain is playing italy live right now oh wow um yeah uh italy you gotta do a little better than that um denmark and england tie there's so many fucking ties germany beat hungary i like how denmark and england is made the flags are basically the inverse yeah fucking danes playing shaka um all right uh oh it should and the speaking of international competition the olympics is coming

up starts what next week uh does it start next week 26 i believe oh man i i know we're bad people july 26th oh oh i confused you i i confused july june dingleberry i confused the month named after the man who killed caesar well saved after his family versus the month named after caesar my bad hang on one second uh i need you to read this wiki for the uh the mascots of the 2024 paris olympics oh yeah i got you now i don't know where these guys go in the fuckability tier. I don't think very high. The Fierge? Alright, so we have IPA. The Fierge?

Fierge? Fierge? Les Fierges? Are the official mascots of the Paris 2024 Olympic and Paralympic Games. They are anthropomorphic Fiergean caps. Okay, first off, it's not a symbol of France.

That's a symbol of liberty and being a freeman in fucking many cultures, including ancient Greece and Rome. At the time of the French Revolution, the Phrygian cap was worn as a symbol of freedom. Marianne, the national personification of France

and the basis of the Paris 2024 emblem is often depicted wearing a Phrygian cap. Yeah, I'm trying to see Marianne. Yeah, you can see her if you go to... You can see her liberty leading the people. Yeah, I fucking love history, dude. I fucking love paintings. I hate you.

Damn, I love art. Delco Dave. Delco Dave Delco Dave he just he just like yo I just go to the museum I just go right to the titty section you know

I can't help myself let's just can't I just fucking can't fucking moron oh man they're they look like you know what they look like They look like... You know what they look like?

They look like the wugs. Do you know what the wugs are? No. In linguistics? I'll show you. Picture. They kind of remind me of the wugs. So it's like a nonsense word you use to test someone.

Like, this is one wug that's another wug there are two wugs right and then you know the joke is to be like two wugging or you know like you know fucking pluralize or what wuggedeem yeah um very a very devout people the wugala at the wogala dream the one left um yeah what's it what's a what's a slavic fucking patronym the the wogorskis um yeah i don't know oh i fucking closed the page. So the Fugis. Fugis? I'm trying to practically pronounce it. So in France, criticisms have been about most of the toy replicas of the mascot being made in China. France never stopped.

Oh, shit. The Fugis have been likened to a giant clitoris in trainers. The French newspaper Libération held it as a revolutionary departure from the traditional phallic symbol of the Eiffel Tower. Oh my god. Yo, I love these. I finally found the clitoris. It was the cap the whole time. Well done.

I fucking love France, dude. That was so loud in my ears. Sorry. I had to readjust my fucking settings. It it's being a little weird i guess i was right into it you were thank you all right i gotta start wrapping this up yeah yeah we're good um all right so we had we kind of mentioned this already but just to metric mike it d'd us. He said there's this like mini series clipped and they, yeah, the line and then they add was this series charts, the tapes impact on a dysfunctional basketball organization,

striving against the reputations of most cursed team in the league. Back to Mike. Now I'm reminded the opening seconds of the bonus episode nine to WTYP, the process citing it. And Liam saying on the Philadelphia seven and sixers, arguably one of the worst, most tragic franchises in professional sports. Thoughts on the claim that the Clippers are the most cursed team, and is it worse than the Process Era 76ers? Process Era 76ers, fuck Enron, bring back British Rail. Sure. I agree with that.

Yeah, I agree with that. What do you think? More clippers or i i don't know i feel like the jazz might be pretty cursed like the wizards i feel like the wizards are more cursed the wizards the wizards but the wizards have one title in 78 like they've just been bad like my entire life i feel like the the the Clippers haven't been bad in a while. Well, they're always at least kind of relevant. Yeah. But they couldn't get over the hump with Doc Rivers coaching them

with those Lob City teams. Yeah. I think they did well last year with Ty Lue coaching. But yeah, no, they... I think in the 2000s... They were the fucking joke for the 90s and 2000s. That's true.

So they had... When they moved to LA, I'm looking at... So from 84, the 84-85 season. 1-2-3. three no the clippers have never won a title and they are the oldest active franchise with no finals appearances 54 seasons i i don't know man that might be like in sports no but maybe in basketball yes yeah they were they

were like because the vikings are the most cursed franchise in the four major sports. Sure. It's not close. Sure. But I'll give it to you. 54 years, no titles? Yeah, they only had three seasons above 500 before the – before what year? They've never won the conference and they've been a team for 54 years.

Before 2011. Yeah. never won the conference and they've been a team for 54 years before 2011 yeah so yeah they i feel like the process six sixers were concentrated cursed for a few years and like at least like we had dr j and like alan iverson and shit oh yeah like we have a history to back up on like you can think of how halcyon days of the sixers right you know you know i mean they've been relevant right and even during the process they were relevant just because of the controversy Right. You know, I mean, they've been relevant. Right. And even during the process, they were relevant just because of the controversy around the process. But, yeah, no, the Clippers. That might be the most cursed team in basketball.

Yeah, they weren't good when they were in San Diego either. Or when they were in Buffalo, they had a couple of winning seasons. But no, they've a couple winning seasons. They've never finished higher than third? They did finish second in 2019. The Vikings have never won a Super Bowl. They got blown out their last

the NFC Championship appearance. They've been a team since 1961. They have one championship in 1969? Yeah. Eagles would have been up there, I think. Had they not won the Super Bowl, yeah. Had they not won the Super Bowl, yeah. Because it was always like,

well, we won two championships before. We won the NFL championships, but not Super Bowls. I mean, the Buffalo Bills,ills maybe because they made it to four. But they have like four consecutive Super Bowl appearances. Yeah. I would call them cursed. Yeah.

And they also had the longest playoff drought for 17 years. Yeah, that's tough. I mean, like right now, I think Pirates are up there with Cursed. Pirates are up there with Cursed. Mets cursed mets mets are cursed too but in a in a like an objectively funny way though yeah yeah they're definitely cursed sorry bobby yeah like they're cursed in a way like the like the marlins stink but they're not cursed right they just stink they just stink yeah nationals fucking stink too too. They're not cursed. Yeah, but they won a title like five years ago, you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, not that long ago. Like, the Dolphins haven't won a playoff game since the 2000 AFC Wild Card, but they also have, like, the 14-0 team. Like, you can look back and be like, oh, okay, like, we did it. Like, the Jets have Broadway Joe. Like, I think that there are, yeah. I, I, I, well, like even the commanders aren't cursed because they have, they've won it. They won a couple of Super Bowls in the 90s. No, they were, they were dominant.

Yeah. Well, I think, I think listeners like Colin, let us know what you think. Especially outside of, because we only talked about a couple, three sports with this. I'm sure there's some soccer teams. We've never heard of, right? Yeah. The ass fuck on Avon.

Guys haven't made the playoffs since the Elizabethan Revolution. Yeah. They haven't made it out of the third level of the fucking, I don't know, the East Midlands semi-pro amateur beer team.

I don't know. Beer league. Yeah, they're stuck in the 14th tier of the pyramid. Sucks to suck. Yeah. We got open invites for that league. All right. We got a few voicemails. Let's get into those.

Sounds like we have a false Tom, if I heard the name right, on Google. Hey, gang. Kyle from Cleveland. Prodown, seeing him. That was Kyle. Right off the bat, I do want to apologize for the little fucky-wucky I did last time I called. I accidentally described Josh Taylor as swarthy. Yeah, I thought swarthy meant handsome.

Didn't know I was actually using Netflix for that. And that's really fucking embarrassing because Josh Taylor is my favorite player for the Guardians. So, yeah, thanks, Tom, for pointing that out. I'll make sure not to call anybody Swarty. Yes. Goddamn, that's bad. Unless you're Ben Franklin describing journalists. That's not the whole reason why I called.

I want to give my belated congratulations to the Hershey Bears for basically getting my favorite team in the playoffs. There's some really, really bad, like, really fucky calls that were made in Game 7. But, yeah, CHL, what are you going to do? So, yeah, congrats to the Bears. Kind of hope it wasn't a monster that's going to the Calder Cup. But, yeah, what are you going to do? And actually, that's kind of it.

I got really nothing else to say. Just sorry for actually using an ethnic slur. Slur. Yeah, I guess go Guardians, and y'all have a good one. Yeah, thanks. Appreciate it. No, and don't beat yourself up over it. It's not a slur. It's like

an outdated description. Like, I don't know. I'm not even going to say say anything i'll get in trouble move on um yeah it's like a tolkien kind of way of this it's like i i didn't know the guy wasn't racist but hey come on man yeah i probably shouldn't have said that um uh but yeah no i appreciate that i guess shouts out to the hershey Bears Aren't they the Capitals? Yes, they are So, boo?

I don't know Yeah, but Hershey Yeah, okay Alright, they get a Alright Yay Alright Okay, we got an email from Wayne

Next It's time you lay on the plane Run out to him Okay, we got an email from Wayne. Next. It's time to lay on this plane, run out to him. Got invited to the match between the Union and Into Miami by Charlie. You'll probably hear his voicemail soon enough. Oh, no. June 15th, 2024. And I have just bared witness to possibly the most pathetic soccer match I've ever witnessed in my entire life.

The Philadelphia Union got a lead approximately 10 minutes into the match. Held it through to halftime approximately five minutes into that second half. They gave it up, give up a goal. And then what happened after that goal is probably the biggest argument for promotional relegation in U.S. soccer I have ever seen in my entire life. The Indians of Miami proceeded to accumulate at least six yellow cards, two of them accumulated by two players, so they were sent off. It was 11 Union players versus nine Miami players. What proceeded to happen afterwards was an exercise in futility that I probably will never bear witness to ever again in my life,

and I am a New York Mets fan for the record. What? What exactly happened was the union kept sending ground balls into a box easily cleared by Miami and approximately three minutes into injury time at the end of the match, the intro Miami scored the game winning goal to win with nine players. Nine. That's humiliating.

I just died. I think it died. For at least two hours. Anyway, thank you for taking the message and for the love of God fire Jim Curtin. Fire everybody. sack the board,

fuck the union. Damn. That is depressing. I think Wayne is upset. So Charlie had invited me to that game. Yeah, I couldn't go. Yeah. I was watching Return of the King

re-released in theaters. I saw it, yes. Yeah, so I couldn't see it. I was too busy crying as the forces of Rohan rode with Roth over the legions of Mordor.

Yeah, damn. You're right there. Yeah. Let's do the next two voicemails just because my wife is now very mad at me because we're not leaving. We're almost there. I keep telling her.

We got Sean and Charlie, then we'll wrap it up. All right, let's go. Sean. Sean from Charlotte still here calling in with your water dogs update for the weekend after the silly homecoming yesterday

Saturday the dogs got an incredible late goal I heard Kieran McArdle and Michael Sowers seemed unstoppable got an incredible goal with time running out, ended in overtime, and then because we are not even dressing a face-off man,

we immediately lost five seconds into overtime on a Zach Cucci goal, five seconds in, lost face-off, just ripped one from the top. And then today, went down big against our horrible, horrible opponent, and then clawed our way back against the Wood Snakes, and

sent it to overtime, and again lost in overtime. Our card got stuffed against the goal. I assume to be Sean from Maniunk. And I am just so excited to be moving back into the vortex of having my hopes crushed. Oh, yeah. Welcome to Philadelphia sports. Thanks, Sean.

Oh yeah. Fuck. That's it. For those who don't know, that's the, that's the lacrosse, uh, the premier lacrosse league team is the Philly water dogs. They didn't make it to the championship,

I think last year or something like that. Um, that's pretty cool. All right. And last but not least, we got Charlie, uh, describing the ridiculous display last but not least, we got Charlie describing the ridiculous display

last night against Cincinnati. Hey, guys. This is Charlie from Roxborough. Hey, him. Hey, Liam. Hey, Tom. After a long day of watching soccer in the Phillies today, once again culminates with the union.

Absolutely. Again, the second time in four days. Absolutely finding new unfathomable ways to lose matches. This one culminating after three one-goal comebacks.

After giving up a bad penalty, a terrible early goal, and a 50-yard half-court, half-midfield shot in Cincinnati. Tied it up three times. Two goals by a guy that we all forgot was still on the team, Ty Baribos and Jose Bueno combining for the three goals, all just to be undone in the 109th minute on a pasta defending MVP goal.

Marcus Anderson didn't know what to do with the ball. He turned it over, and everybody basically shut down. To lose their first road loss of the season, it's just beyond comprehension at this point. It's just, if everybody, if all the Union fans haven't turned into the goddamn Joker, they might just. They should just be howling like Justin Rosniak when he heard RBG die. This team is insane. This is beyond fucked up.

This is not even. We're past bad vibes. We're past everything. Curse vibes. Curse vibes. We're beyond. This team is incorrigible. Everybody just needs to go the fuck away.

The team just needs to be folded. MLS needs to be contracted to 20 teams in the Philadelphia. You need to be one of those teams. This is just utterly stupid. And I still have a ticket for Saturday for FC Cincinnati at Subaru Park.

Post it on the Discord. Later. Oh, we have a Discord? John Crux missing testicle, yeah. Oh, boy. Alright, well, that game's already been played and they lost 4-3. Yeah.

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