Ten Thousand Losses - Liam Fixes the Plex Server
Episode Date: May 27, 2025In a very conversational episode the boys talk about Liam's plex server / crypto rig, the Oath of Fëanor, the time Tom got hit by his grandma for damaging bread, discuss the NBA and NHL playoffs, the... Phillies, then dig into the mailbag. Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses Follow us on Bluesky: Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218
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He is actually going to eject a fan.
Bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things.
The fan jumped into the penalty box area.
Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge iceballs.
We, the Dallas Cowboys, had a sesame tongue-kidding.
We're live. At least we're living.
0-0-0-0. Now it's started. Okay.
Now you're recording.
Okay.
This has been happening.
That reminds me.
Check your Plex server.
I fixed it.
Okay.
I had to find an alternative means of showing the film.
When was this?
Yesterday.
Yeah, it's been up and down.
It was working today, but I don't know.
I forgot to tell you,
because I kept going,
oh, I'm not gonna bother my worker with this bullshit.
You can bother me at work, I just can't fix it at work.
Yeah, there's nothing you can do about it.
And I forgot by the end of the day,
because I'm somebody when I leave work, I don't know
if you're like this.
You leave work or work?
I completely let it go.
That's smart, dude.
It's hard.
It's hard.
And that's something like, we're both like naturally empathetic.
Yeah, we are.
So it is tough.
It's working.
It's working.
Now I'm streaming Ellen chanted inside my own house.
Nice.
Tell me what movie you were trying to watch off air or on air?
The Gara de Stella.
Oh yes. Yeah.
And they also, so was it just not loading?
It was giving me playback errors and then it was giving me like a transcoder error and I tried it on, um,
you know, the school wifi, then my wifi, um, my, uh, and it was like given the
same error, so I figured it was on, I figured, oh, this is fucking Liam's fault.
You fucking configured something wrong.
Uh, I don't think I ever think about my guy.
You never do.
Oh, hang on.
What?
Interesting.
Uh, do you have the IP?
Yeah, I'm trying to figure something out.
So that's what we're going to do live on air.
We're going to figure out my Plex server issue together because it's fighting me too.
Oh, I briefed you.
Was it the OG, the 1977?
Yeah.
And this one's bad. You think the video is bad? I think the video is corrupted because it just OG, the 1977? Yeah. And this one's bad.
You think the video is bad? I think the video is corrupted because it just won't play for me either.
Because it worked.
The work last week.
I watched it in entirety last week and it worked fine.
No, dude, this is cooked.
I heard so in when I was trying to diagnose this.
Yes. Sometimes they said subtitle files can fuck it up.
Yep. And so maybe maybe you use subtitles.
Yeah. Are you not supposed to use subtitles on your flex?
You can. But it's it's it's an I'll have to explain it to you off air.
This is what we're doing. We're doing flex hour.
I don't know. We got a torrent. This is what we're doing. We're doing Plex hour. Hang on.
We got a torrent.
Make sure you start your torrents.
I'm starting my torrents.
You want the movie or not, Tom?
Oh, it's fine.
It's fine.
Who's been watching that 70s show?
Who has gotten through five seasons of that stuff, Josh?
I mean, that was a decent show.
I wouldn't say good.
It had good moments.
Also everyone in that show is fucking, you know, cursed.
A pedophile or whatever.
Or an enabler.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Well, I mean.
Hang on.
I'll be right with you.
Yeah.
Do you want the 4k rip or?
It doesn't matter.
It could be.
What was it? 4k 77?
Yeah. You want that? Sure.
OK. Yeah, the worries.
It's a hangout show.
What do you care?
Yeah.
Well, in the meanwhile, while you're fixing this, we saw the announcement trailer for
Transport Fever 3, of which I had created one of the most popular mods for, well, not
mods, maps.
And I can't wait to create that one-to-one because it's probably going to be the same
game. But Raz says he
thinks they stole his F unit design, his models. If they're using community models, they're
using his in the fucking game.
That's pretty good. He's not being compensated for that. I can tell you that right now.
Yeah. Should I bleep that in case he sues them?
No, he's not going to.
I just what I said on the forbidden discord,
I said, if you do, in fact, sue them,
please, when you own the company.
Please put fun in the game.
This for what fun? Yeah, fun.
Is it not fun? Yeah, fun.
Because the game is not fun?
It has its moments.
It has its moments.
But why are we still making train games
in the year of our Lord 2025 with fixed consists?
Great question, man.
Yeah.
It's not open TCD.
I thought you were going to say, yo, cuz, for a second.
Yo, cuz. It sounded like that's what was coming out of your mouth.
You know, why?
You open TDD, whatever the fuck them Johns is called came out, well, like 1994.
I, you know, the transport tycoon deluxe.
I think we've advanced in technology.
Yes.
Breakfast. Yeah. Since that time. Breakfast.
Yeah.
You know what?
Like, why can't I have my trains get like a fuck a dispatch?
They do that in workers resources, Soviet republics.
That's a that's dude.
That game, that game.
I have to survive on a seven year old laptop.
I was doing that last night.
But I don't give a shit about six six. I don't give a shit about
Six six is is fine. I own it. I find it. I like Civ for the best
I like so far instead of five the civilapedia is
So insufferably written.
It was written by, it must have been written by like a classic liberal professor.
I think it was written by a professor, the Civ 4 one.
And it's so, when it's anything with communists, it's like, it's like Francis Fukuyama must
have fucking written it.
Because it's very liberal in the economic sense.
It's progressively written, but it's sort of like, yeah, we figured out capitalism.
That's the best thing.
Yeah, you can go ahead and pick planned economy, but you won't have any innovation in your
society.
Okay.
All right there, bud.
Yeah, I guess the Soviet Union didn't innovate. They sure didn't. No.
I just want to offend you. Yeah, China hasn't innovated anything. No, no, no. We're the idiots
actually. Yeah. Well, we're probably all right deviants compared to your father.
Yeah, frankly.
I'm trying to know. I had something pulled up while you're doing that.
What did I want to say?
There was something else I wanted to bring up.
Oh, we had to ban an AI bot on the Discord server.
I saw that. Thanks, Rashin, for telling me how to do that.
Oh, there's a big problem with this server.
OK, what's. Are you going to have to redo your entire database or to do that? Oh, there's a big problem with this server. Okay. What's
you're going to have to like redo your entire database or something like that? I bet.
We'll just try to reboot Plex for right now and see why it's not cooperating. But give me a minute because this may be my night. This is, this is the consequences of the crypto rig. Ah, the crypto rig. Long may she rain.
I can't even access my server. Oh man. Oh, there it is. You're like that guy who has like a billion
dollars of Bitcoin, but it's in like an encrypted wallet that no one knows the key to.
the key to. It's just like Maglor finally possessing the Simarill but being unable to wield it because the sins he committed.
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didn't read from cash at all. Okay. Let's, all right. Let's keep talking while I fix
this. Yeah. So Maglor, you know, he gets the Simral back, but the sins that he committed
following up on the oath of Thane or... Of course, the thins. He casts it into the sea.
To be fair, who amongst us, right?
Yeah.
I'm making sure I get my guys right because I know someone.
Yeah, he's the one who threw his simarill in the sea and legends say he wanders the
world bemoaning, you know, the thing he did.
And what's kind of cool about Tolkien's elves is that when they fade away, they're still
here.
Right?
Like the ones that-
This thing's supposed to be limited to 20 gigs.
And then I guess it's just decided to fuck me in the ass.
So you know what it could be?
Technically according to Tolkien, Sauron's spirit never was destroyed.
It just was reduced to a mere shadow.
So maybe Sauron's spirit is inside your Plex server.
Maybe.
It could be doing that.
It could be doing that.
We could be doing the Tolkien lore podcast.
I hate.
Have you ever watched any lore like YouTube channels?
No.
It's, don't. It's just someone talking and reading from whatever like-
Just like reading the book, right?
Like-
No, it's reading, it's reading whatever Wikia is out there.
Like that anyone can add.
That's like insulting at that point.
Yeah.
And there's like a, there's like a, a Lord of the Rings.
There's two predominant Lord of the Rings.
Actually, there's three Lord of the Rings wikis. There's the one wiki, which is like a wikia site. That's garbage. Then
there's Tolkien Gateway, which is very good. And then there's I think Encyclopedia of Arda.
It's quite scant, but it has some good maps. Tolkien Gateway is the way to go.
Oh, okay.
But yeah, we'll just do a podcast where it's a guy doing a soy face on the YouTube thumbnail.
I'm making the soy face.
We're both making soy faces.
I'm pointing to like, oh my God.
And like, he did what to the Simril?
And
But it's just me like still trying to fix this flexer over the background.
Yeah.
That would be a good fake out.
I would like that.
You know, skibbity toilet, it's two hour.
I do like the idea of naming this episode, Liam fixes a Plex server.
Yeah, I think that's going to be the episode name.
The last one was Indogenous to Sosron as opposed to Exogenous.
I saw that.
I was listening to that a little bit.
So, well done.
Yeah.
You're very handsome.
Thank you. So So let's see.
Who was the one who was the one who cast himself into the fire
of the sons of Fëanor?
You would know this better than I do, dude.
Not really.
My Dros, My Dros.
I'm reading I'm reading a really good book.
I think I told you Our Beloved King, Our Beloved Kin, A New History of King Philip's War.
Highly recommend it.
Oh shit.
Does a service. Like treats the indigenous resistance like people.
What?
Yeah.
What, they're human beings?
Yeah, who are mad because they tried to steal their homes with them and I would do the same thing.
So you're saying you side with the colonists?
Just to be clear.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why not?
You hate Massachusetts.
Well, I don't, but...
Let's see.
I know you're bored.
I'm just trying to do this.
No, I'm just trying to think of stuff. So I do this. Now, I'm just trying to think of stuff.
So I think I'm just trying to think of stuff.
I'm going out. So so language shit.
I'm not going to talk about that stupid petty argument
I had with somebody on Reddit who's wrong.
But it's why were they wrong, Tom?
Explain it and give us your credit account.
They think they read it. Tom, they said, well,
Wildmouth Kenzo is the the safe for work one.
That's that's what you guys are allowed to be aware of.
He had some takes that you're not allowed.
You don't you don't need my 14 year old one.
I was still a libertarian.
Now, I was always a not racist libertarian.
Wow. I've never been racist.
I would have got I would have gotten fucking
Beaten by your mother.
She only ever hit me like twice. I'm gonna never hit me.
No, no fucking liberal.
No, no she'd be insulted if you called her. I know I know she would I said the word liberal in front of her
I watched her like ugh.
Liberals into the SRA?
You let liberals into the SRA? She's a good one.
My mother is.
Yeah.
My grandmom hit me, I think twice too.
Sorry.
That's okay.
I didn't know what to say to that.
I had to cut.
They ever told this story?
No.
So, there used to be a grocery store called Thriftway.
I've heard of Thriftway. And I ran around like a fucking psycho pushing the face in on all the.
Was it?
Cabbage baskets?
Not the intimates. What's the bread?
With the face on it.
Sarah Lee. Thomas's Thomas's Thomas's.
No, I don't know.
Bread with a guy on it. Not the Dave's killer bread.
Bread with face? Not the Thomas's. Is this Stroman's?
Yeah, the Stroman bread. It's got like a stereotypical German baker looking guy on it.
And I went and I just poked the face on all of them.
And the store manager came out and he knew my grandma.
This is like the last messages of like community
still in Kensington.
And he's like, what the fuck is your grandson doing?
Like that's your day, he's damaging product.
And she's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
I'm so embarrassed.
She took me outside and she smacked me in the face. Oh.
And that was right across from where the 24th Police
District is. And I said, I'm I'm going to tell the police that you hit me.
And she just looks at me in the eyes.
It's just she says, good, they'll take you away.
away. Yeah.
Wait, she fucking out maneuvered me there.
Well, I hate cops, but I hate you more.
Yeah. I mean, I was I was I was tiny and I, you know, hey,
I'm going to put trigger warning for fucking child. It's not child. I wouldn't classify as child abuse.
Maybe whatever.
I was being a shitty kid and I embarrassed her in front of the community and stuff like
that.
Right.
Don't hit a kid, but you do understand.
She was born in 1929.
In Kensington.
In Kensington, right.
And she was not someone who believed in dating.
It was just like she was really upset.
Embarrassed, yeah. She was not someone who believed in dating. It was just like she was really upset. And we didn't have any fucking money to pay for that if he had asked.
We would have, you know, not that you would have to.
You don't have to do that.
By the way, if you break it, you did not buy it.
That's unenforceable.
Right.
Come dig me out.
If someone says, you break your body, be like, excuse me, I'm leaving the store.
And if you try and hold me, try and do some shopkeepers privilege.
I'll kill you.
Yeah, you said it, not me.
No, I will, I will.
Me?
I'm going to leave the store.
One way or another, I'm leaving this store.
Whether you choose to leave this store is-
Entirely of your decision. But I'm leaving this store, whether you choose to leave this store is- Entirely of your decision.
But I'm leaving.
It's always the work, it's always the shittiest stores that do that.
You know it is.
It's wildwood boardwalk shit.
Yeah.
When I worked at the Humber store, we had someone knock over like a $50 thing of honey
and the owner came out and he was like, I was like, don't you even fucking try.
Because I could talk to the owner. I was like, don't you even fucking try. Because I could talk to the owner.
I was like, don't you even try that you have insurance
and you know that you can't do that and you don't have a camera in the store.
You don't have a camera in this store.
What are we doing here? Kind of.
So just stop it. OK.
And did he? Oh, yeah. He knocked it off.
He he he would listen. He would listen to reason.
He just he had his moments where like he tried to be a small business owner.
Small business tyrant.
Yeah. And then, but like, he had enough, like, decency to be like, oh, I was an asshole. I'm sorry.
We'll take that.
Yeah. Anyway, so what are we talking about?
Theonore? Theonore? I, well, I fixed the thing.
Hopefully. Oh, nice. Oh, languages. I'm going to try.
I'm going to have a go and try and learn Cornish again. That's fun.
Yeah. Yeah. There's a podcast now.
So I can curse out my students. Yeah.
Although I'll probably be adding myself as one of like the 600 people who could
speak Cornish.
They'll be like, why is my teacher?
And then you'll get doxed and die.
Yeah, actually.
And that what?
Should I try Irish again?
Sure.
You can come to the meetup group.
I'm sure there is in Philly, probably at the Irish Center.
The one at.
At a plot of stars.
Oh, shit, the Irish Center. No, at Plough the Stars. Oh shit, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I just can't get the velar and the broad and slender consonant distinction down.
That's what they call me, broad and slender.
Broad and slender, that's right.
Which one's the penis?
He slipped me off. Which one? Which one's the penis?
He slipped me off. You deserve it.
All right. Let's see what's on the.
I got close to bread banter rants.
I guess we're doing that. Hello. Welcome to the episode of 10,000 Losses.
The only Philadelphia just podcast at this point that exists.
The only Philadelphia that exists.
I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he, him, with me is my co-host, Ye.
No, go fuck yourself. We're not friends.
Okay. Let's see how it is. Guests, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Oh.
I'll say Ye Liam.
Oh yeah. There's Ye Liam. We're going to have Bobby from Tipping Pitches on a bonus.
Yeah.
Returning champion, Bobber.
Yeah.
But they've never been on a bonus.
Have they really not?
No.
So we're going to have them on a, we're just having Bobby on.
We're going to talk about online.
We've talked about online lifting culture before, but we're going to kind of do like
a history of it.
I would say that we've never really?
Yeah.
We did talk about, we talked about like fascism and online lifting.
So there might be some talk about like rip it toe and stuff like that, but we're going
to get into sort of the weird, weirdly influential nature, especially on popular culture that
places like fit and bodybuilding.com had.
Okay.
Like green text comes out of shit like that.
Really?
You know spaghetti in my pockets?
Yeah.
That starts on bodybuilding.com.
Oh, disgusting.
Yeah.
You should be ashamed.
Yeah.
Oh, I was on bodybuilding.com.
I was on Fit on Fortran.
That's why I said you should be ashamed.
Yeah.
I said I was a bybillion.com. I was on 4chan. Just said you should be ashamed.
Yeah.
I said I was a libertarian at one point.
Do you... Listen, I've been on the internet long enough that I remember when 4chan was
liberal.
Yeah, me too.
God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're just broadly... They were just counter whomever was in power at the time.
They fucking hated Bush.
And then Obama came in and then they started hating Obama.
And that's when the racist dumb shit really crept in.
Right.
Um, all right, let's, you want to talk about some sports stuff?
I would love to.
Oh, that's a fart.
Hang on.
While Liam's farting, call me at two, six, seven, three, seven, one, seven, two,
one, give us your name and pronouns.
Tell us what you would do with Mithros' penis.
Whose penis?
Mithros, the son of Theanor.
Of course.
I won't say Theanor's penis
because there's a lot of people out there
who probably would, oh, they'd be like, daddy, daddy fan,
or you did nothing wrong.
The kinslaying at Alaquande was justified.
You needed the swan boats to pursue your oath.
Have you ever read the Samarillion?
No.
It is cool.
It has cool shit in there.
I'm sure that it is.
It's like the Bible.
It has like just cool stories set in there.
Patreon.com slash 10,000 loss. If we go to the Discord and you can learn about dicks,
you can find out about a live stream that already happened by the time this episode came out.
Hell yeah.
If it went well, maybe we'll do it in the future. I flew from BWI to San Juan.
And didn't crash God willing fingers crossed
retroactively
Didn't didn't didn't crash
All right sports news
the tosh push
It lives Jeff. Larry Jeff. Larry did some taunts. Yeah
Yes, fuck the fuck the Packers. I guess yeah
Yeah. Yeah. Fuck the fuck the Packers, I guess. Yeah.
The the the tweet that the Eagles did.
Yeah. Push on. Push on with the Packers, which, you know, the Packers actually stopped that play.
But who's counting? Yeah.
The real interesting thing is that they're going after this play
because of like alleged player safety. Well, it's of course like, you know, it's football. Nothing is safe.
Right. Right. Exactly. Apparently, statistically not a dangerous play.
That's what I've heard. I don't know. I don't know how true that is.
I have no reason to not believe it though. Yeah.
I trust you, Jalen Hurts. Oh, sheepy baby.
That was a sleepy on.L.A.T. Hertz. Oh, she be, baby. That was that was a sleepy on.
Yes. She be baby.
Yeah. And you know, it is.
You're you're you're kind of high pitched there.
That's why I made fun of you, because you sounded like you were still.
You mean my normal voice came out.
Fuck. I don't have my my deep voice filter.
Like when you listen to Will Mediker from Trap with Trap House on any other podcast,
he sounds like this. Oh, I love from trap a trap house on any other podcast. He sounds like this
Oh, I love it when they have him on another podcast because he definitely drops his voice down like a half an octave right in post
Or Chris Wade does anyway
Nick Mullen does that did that too on come town. He dropped his voice down a little a little bit
I am grateful. I have a normal fucking speaking voice or a deep one
Well, yeah, it's not that deep
You have a fairly you fairly deep voice. I think thank you the baritone. I don't think you're a bass
tone as well not a base
If I do karaoke, I have that base I can do like no trouble all about that
Karaoke I have that base I can do like no trouble all about that
I Don't know that song all about that bass by Meghan Trainor. I mean I've heard it but like I don't know the lyrics
I I unfortunately do it because I'm very stupid
I can do like Johnny Cash at
Karaoke can you not do Meghan Trader? No.
Does she have a baritone?
No. So what's the what's the what's the word for a woman with a voice that deep?
Is there a is there a word for that?
I'm sure there is. I don't know what it is.
Contralto or some. Yeah.
Fucking Italian shit.
They're just smashing words together. Yeah.
Never never trust the nation that never trust an Italian. Yes. I agree that provided the word for castillo castrato
Never trust that but the Pope says that's the only way the boys voices will be angelic
Dude wasn't the last castrato die in like the 50s?
I think so.
Yeah, like that was not that long ago.
That's not good guys.
That's bad.
But anyway, back to the tush bush.
Oh, I'll push your tush.
Yeah, I know.
I guess it survives.
It really is sort of like a, we can't beat him and we're not going to join him.
What do you mean?
Like they can't try.
They they're mad. They can't do it on their own.
They can't do it themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I totally agree.
You need a you need a quarterback that could squat 600 pounds.
But that's what you need.
You need a really fucking strong quarterback.
But you don't have one.
Why don't you put like a guy who can do that in that quarterback?
I wish I could tell you, man. I don't I don't get I genuinely don't have one. Why don't you put a guy who can do that in at quarterback? I wish I could tell you, man.
I genuinely don't get it.
I'm going to do tush push.
I'm just going to put all of my Lyman in.
Fuck it.
Why not try it?
See what happens.
The only thing is don't fuck up the snap.
Just make sure these guys have hands for the snap. I mean, can you imagine just putting Jalen Carter in as quarterback just for the touch
push?
Oh yeah, just the biggest.
We're just going to put the biggest guy in.
Fuck you.
I bet you he's got a vertical too.
Jalen?
Because he's fast.
Jalen Carter?
Yeah, he's fast.
Oh, he's really fast.
Remember that?
He's very fast.
For a guy that big.
He's fast for a guy. For a guy that size, he's up there. He takes fast for a guy that big. He's fast for a guy, a guy that size.
He's he's he's like a fucking rocket.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm all about that, but God damn it, it's not what I want to have.
So you put in here, L.O.L.
O.L.O.L.
Knicks. Oh, so what had happened was the Knicks were they beat the
and then the Celtics out of the playoffs, the Knicks were beating the Pacers by 9. And then the Celtics are out of the playoffs.
The Knicks beat the Celtics.
And then the Celtics are out.
The Celtics are losing.
How do the Sixers do this year, fuck ass?
I'm talking about the Celtics right now.
I don't know why you're trying to.
Got a ring last year?
Excuse me.
That's Ecuador.
And you're bringing it up in the argument.
And that's the evidence of the left wing mind can't form an argument. Okay. See you later.
William took his headphones off. I'll just reiterate this, the on-screen action because
this is not. Yeah, you have to, because it would be lost on the innocent, the precious,
innocent baby viewer listener. Precious, innocent baby viewer. Listener listener so what happened with the next year
is crazy right now the chokes it was very yeah they choked it was very funny and they were just
like we're not gonna choke and then what happened was they choked but they they only lost by three
points yeah but they let the the the paces back in uh they were down the Pacers were down like 12 with like three minutes left.
It was magnificent.
That's funny.
Fuck you, Villanova.
I like I like people also search for when I search the Knicks.
People also search for Golden State Warriors.
New York Rangers.
Yeah, probably also search for Duke.
Yeah. Yeah.
Violent odious dookies
So alright, and what's this about the stars? Oh they came back from 3-1 down to win the game for three
It was crazy. Who are they playing the Oilers?
We got oil versus you get the oil off here oil off
Everyone's lubed
Lina's making a face. Don't like that, sir. Yeah.
But I can shake it, shake it like I'm supposed to do.
The Phillies, they swept the Rockies.
They did do that.
And I think we did we sweep.
Did we sweep the other team that we play?
So I didn't watch a single one of these Rockies games. I got it. I got a lot. We came back. They started at 840.
Yeah.
This one started at 315, but.
Well, I was on my way home from work.
Oh, yeah.
We swept the pirates.
It looks good.
Yeah.
It looks good.
Sweeping the pirates and the Rockies is not a feat.
But hey.
But we need to do it anyway.
We need to do that. We're the pirates and the Rockies is not a feat, but hey.
But we need to do it anyway.
We need to do that.
We're going to play the athletics.
So oh, I'm not watching those two games.
10.05.
Oof.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not watching them stay up to beat the Sacramento athletics.
And then we can play the Braves finally playing a rival.
Yeah. Yeah. When we come back, come back home.
I think Schorber hit his 300th home run.
Yes, he did. After having 147, he's got like 150 with affiliates
and 147 with every other team combined.
It was on for like seven years.
I think we saw this again. It's getting better.
I see this again.
We need to bring him back.
Yeah. He's too handsome.
Nice. I agree.
The picture the Phillies have for the sweep is on on Twitter.
I'll put it in the chat is Alec Bowen rubbing his titties.
Let's see if Twitter works for me yet.
Nope. No?
Oh, how do I send it to you?
Just imagine Alapom rubbing his titties, okay?
Just use your-
I don't need to imagine it.
You have it on the wall.
Okay.
How is Alpobe doing?
Let's check it out, Boamer.
Let's go to baseballreference.com because we're only a half hour in.
How?
I don't know.
I am so tired.
This is not going to be an hour episode.
No.
He still has negative war this year.
How bad?
Negative five, half, no, negative half.
All right.
We're moving on.
You guys are getting a shorty.
Yeah. year. How bad negative five, half, no, negative half.
All right. We're moving on.
You guys are getting a shorty. Yeah. You you promised a conversation
about the draft lottery. Yeah.
So there have been conspiracy theories running amok.
They're basically the Mavs were rewarded
for sending Luca to the biggest market
with Cooper flag.
But like that kind of doesn't make sense to me because like you just kind of like
Luca was a Luca was already kind of a heralded process.
Cooper flag is like a big deal.
Yeah, it was like probably the most heralded, like
five star recruit in a while.
Super good. But like.
I don't know.
I buy it much more that they were trying to shed salary.
But like, why switch mindsets and like sign like Clay Thompson and sign Kyrie Irving
and you take on Anthony Davis's salary?
Because like if you want to tear it down because you need to like save on a tax bill,
I totally get that. Like kill yourselves. But I totally get it.
You know, so like why Cooper flat?
Like it doesn't make sense to me.
Maybe the Mavs want to keep drafting white guys.
Yeah, because they're racist, because they live in Dallas.
I don't know. But they didn't draft Luca.
They traded for him. Oh, that's right.
They traded with was it the Suttons?
And like swapped guys.
I think it was him and Trey Young actually.
I think he was drafted by the Hawks.
Yeah, hold on, let's see.
He's drafted by the Hawks.
Did he play for the Hawks though?
No.
Never.
I remember in 2K, 2K, 18 or whatever it is, when they had the cool, it was a cool like
your GM mode with a storyline.
Yeah.
And you got to pick your team and they would actually like, like Ernie and Shaq would talk
about like Baltimore, if you'd like put a franchise of Baltimore, which is what I did.
And like, they would actually talk about it because the 2K games are fucking
microtransaction hell, but they're career.
You're the franchise mode is good.
It still is good. Right.
And it has very it's very immersive.
But I remember he was like, you like, oh, you're getting one of the top picks.
Who are you going to pick? And Luca was one of the guys.
Right. Right. Right. And he he probably turned out the best out of picks. Who are you going to pick? And Luca was one of the guys. Right, right, right.
And he probably turned out the best out of that.
Who else in that draft class?
Trey Young.
Trey Young.
I think Luca's definitely the.
Yeah, it was Luca.
Oh, yeah.
Mikhail Bridges.
Michael Porter Jr.
The 28.
Yeah.
Jaren Jackson Jr.
Who plays for the Blockther, if you will.
Oh, yeah, Jaren Jackson from Plainfield, New Jersey.
Yeah.
Shy Gilded's Alexander, who just won MVP.
Yeah, that that that my GM.
No bomba. Oh, yeah.
Also had
one of the most honest admissions by by a billionaire depicted in fiction,
where he said sometimes you had like this like, you know, oil guy
with a fucking ten gallon hat. Right.
It's like, you know, listen, I make I make money as it is.
I don't know. I'm not hurting for money, but sometimes it's about getting the high score.
And it's like, yeah, that makes sense. It does make sense. Yeah. You have no reason to have that much money. You
just want to get the highest score. Right. Because you're a piece of shit. Right. You should be
executed. Yeah. And Shaquille O'Neal is apparently hinting at the lottery being rigged. Oh, I didn't
see that. I don't kind of hit one ear, not the other for me with him. Yeah. But he was talking about the draft in the 90s.
Right. Yeah.
Remember the end of Shamit?
Yes. On the Knicks now.
Landry Shamit.
That's on the next.
He's fine.
Comes off the bench.
Landry Shamut.
As on the next. He's fine.
Comes off the bench.
Oh, at least he's not slumming it with the Sixers.
He has a he's shooting a career high in field goal percentage.
Only averaging like six points a game, but.
You know, who I who I want to check in on house house for Kahn doing.
He's dead. He's dead? He's dead.
Oh, he's playing in Turkey now.
Yeah.
Oh, I think remember we mentioned that he got traded to the Pacers and they waived them
the next day.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry, bud.
I mean, he got paid, so.
NBA pays.
NBA pays.
So, anything else to add on your draft lottery conspiracy? I mean, he got paid, so. NBA pays. NBA pays.
Anything else to add on your draft lottery
conspiracy? No?
Alright. We got two DMs
today.
One from June, one from Roisin.
Alright, I read
the Roisin last time, so you'll read
it. I'll read June.
Let's talk about it first. So I'm going first?
So I go first.
Yes.
Hold on.
Let me pull up the context.
There's worse context in the podcast.
Yeah, it's about the PWHI thing.
Yeah, it was a follow-up.
So this is a follow-up to June's older comment.
To build on this, this being the professional women's hockey
league, Ottawa currently leads the series after beating Minnesota 2-1 off a goal from Emily Clark less than 3 minutes into overtime.
This makes Clark the first player in professional women's PWHL history to score back-to-back playoff game-winning goals.
Go Birds, go Frost, and fuck Penn State.
So that's pretty cool.
Setting records. I read that as Amelia Clark real quick and I got, I was like, damn, she could play hockey.
She can do everything.
But this, this Emily Clark also a bad ass.
So Hey Tom, Yaelia Roisin, she her guards are dead.
Seven, three and seven in the last 10.
Just coming off a five game losing streak.
Now fourth in the AL Central and falling fast after getting swept by the Reds and splitting
a three game series turned Ranger and shit show doubleheader against the twins after today the race
They're off to get their kicks kicked in Detroit this weekend
They come back home for another three key pass kicking against the Dodgers
This machine has a way with words. She paints a picture. Yeah, I
Zero offense as a late especially with runners the scoring position the guys who can hit her all in slumps
Just god-awful error-ridden clown shit defense our servers are always
good except for that one page that gives it two to three runs the back half of our bullpen
is garbage and the front office is just letting it all happen without any adjustments or anything
banking on lane thomas's return from the IL so we can instead of actually practically
doing anything.
Jimmy Dome fight is heating up with county executive Chris Ronane rightly calling out
the hazlins for bullying the public and fleecing the taxpayers for private gain.
And Mayor Justin Bibb, reaffirming he's going to keep the stadium downtown.
While Jimmy has all but abandoned the plan B of renovation, it's like you Dave Jenkins
counted to say the dope proposal would go ahead with or without the county's approval.
Why did the opposition is truly disheartening, which fuck all the way off, but actually is
truly disheartening is move your fucking cursor
move it is a team that's been steaming dogs my entire life who just years after pissing
away a quarter billion dollars on incompetent serial rapist could you have the nerve all
caps to come to the local state conference and begging for 600 million dollar hand out
to building a good stadium in the worst possible location order to tie a three interstate highway traffic for eight or
Nine Sundays a year and maybe with four lesbians tossing over the 20 years until the red droids start scramble and over get a fun
Car factory chemical cancer cluster. Why are you laughing Liam penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis?
I add a penis
Also breaking as I type this the city and county have severed ties with the greater, Cleveland partnership
Also breaking as I type this, the city and county have severed ties with the greater Cleveland partnership, parentheses, a local chamber of commerce hold for booze over their
endorsement of the Jim and Owen plan, calling it in our front to any partnership we had
together.
Go guards, go birds.
Fuck Paula Dolan.
Fuck Chris Antinetti and sell the team.
Fuck Jimmy Haslam.
Fuck Ohio State and fuck Penn State.
All right. So thank you for the update there.
You paint a picture, Eugene.
You certainly do. And you know, you get the righteous indignation there, which is, which
is, yeah, chef's kiss.
We're always looking for righteous indignation because otherwise we have Charlie.
Dude, we really hate a local chamber of commerce, don't we?
We do.
We are not fans.
When I was a kid, I really thought it was a government department.
There were people like, oh, the Better Business Bureau.
Yeah, same thing.
All right.
So we have a couple of voicemails.
Actually we have two from Wayne
and then one with nothing in it.
But the first one from Wayne is,
Wayne, something happened.
It's like, I can't hear it.
So we're gonna have to skip that one.
Sorry, bud.
We have the next, well, this one's just titled The
because I don't know who called in.
It's just two minutes of this.
I think someone butted out at us.
Sure, Mike.
Dude, you think it's the FBI?
All right.
All right.
We hit 40.
We hit 40. We hit 40, all right. We got Wayne. Let's listen to Wayne.
This is the one that came through it and then is I'm gonna say radio quality is the audio is listable.
All right, Wayne. Hey, Tommy and Liam. It's Wayne from now GM. pronoun T him Calling the recap a bit of soccer at this time
So just recently today
Was the Europa League final the plane saw them Oscar and Manchester United
Yes
That if the bottom three of the Premier League were incomplete dog shit
They'd be fighting to stay in the Premier League
However, they are safe because of the stay in the Premier League. However, they are safe
because of the point.
Yeah, the relegation.
So they somehow.
I know they were without shitting.
Somehow are going to, it's going to crash and burn themselves somehow into the Champions
League for the 25, 26 campaign. And much to my personal delight of seeing Manchester United just burn to the ground.
Condom Hotspur scored arguably one of the worst goals in a European final I have probably
seen since I watched the 2018 Champions League final where Loris Karius had one of the worst
performances by a goalie I had ever seen. Onana lets in probably one of the worst, the most sleutful imaginable
by Johnson for Spurs, deflects off a defender's arm and then goes into the net.
Just incredible stuff. Manchester United could not get anything done.
The rest of the game and Tom
Oskar with their first trophy since 2008 and their first European competition since 1984.
Wow.
Other big soccer games coming up this weekend Celtic will be looking to do
games coming up this weekend. Celtic will be looking to do a double as they play in the Scottish Cup against Aberdeen. They'll probably be able to see a couple of watch
parties with probably some rebel music afterwards. Bohemians are actually, they've gone from
bottom-feeters in a possible relegation fight to fighting for the possible League of Ireland title. They'll play Drauna United on Friday
and well everything's wrapped up for Liverpool. Their final day will involve
playing Crystal Palace. It'll probably be the wildest party that the city of
Liverpool has seen in a while.
Anyway, hope you guys are well.
As always, go Rutgers and talk friend state.
Thanks, Wayne.
Sorry, there was something I wanted to say there.
The sorry, I closed the wrong thing.
Crystal Palace.
Yeah.
Okay. Named for a building that no longer.
It doesn't exist.
Build a stadium that is the shape of the Crystal Palace.
And you can keep the name.
That seems fair to me.
Otherwise, fucking change your.
You're just you're just burned down building.
Yeah. Down building FC.
Where what neighborhood is?
I mean, I guess they call it Crystal Palace now, like the neighborhood where it was.
Yeah, I don't.
Crystal Palace FC plays in Selhurst.
Probably actually pronounced Selhurst or some dumb shit like that because they, English
really bad at pronouncing their actual language names.
So yeah, that's my ultimatum.
Of course.
I also don't look at the Europe League standings.
You don't want to know who's number one.
Someone I hate?
It's the worst team.
Man U?
No, the worst team in Europe.
Oh, the who?
SS Lazio.
Oh yeah, the Nazis.
Yeah.
Yeah, I fucking hate Lazio. Oh yeah, the Nazis. Yeah.
Yeah.
Fucking hate Lazio.
I do love that there are in the former Yugoslavia and the former Warsaw Pact, just fucking straight
up communist teams.
Right.
That's always pretty cool.
You're right there. Yeah, I'm trying to plug my mouse in because it was dying and I want to be able to like
save this without it like.
You have a wireless mouse.
I have a wired one.
See?
This is how it charges.
Gotcha.
I just want to make sure I wasn't going to be like holding us up.
Yeah, no, we're good. Is this Slavia Praha with the red star club symbols?
Please tell me it's like communist.
It's widely misconceived as being a Jewish club among other fans, particularly Sparta
fans.
Okay.
Oh.
And his fans and players are often subject to anti-Semitic abuse.
We'll take it.
You're one of us now.
Okay. I'll take it. You're one of us now. Okay.
I like them already.
If people are going to be racist to them, for no reason.
We can hang out.
Sure.
You're invited to the Jewish cookout.
Man, now make sure you follow this list of allergies.
Yeah.
It's not allergies. Yeah.
It's not allergies, technically. I love your people.
You want such a deal.
But things like allergies, you know, they're a little rampant.
They want such a deal.
I'll make such a deal.
For you, I'll take two.
Oh, you're doing the place now.
I can do that. You can't.
You can't, man.
It's funny. You have so many, you have so few people
in the, you know, the jeans, they get a little, you know, there's not so many.
Circular. Yeah. Someone plot a steamer in the gene pool. Yeah, I know. Oh my God. All
right, let's get out of here. All right, man. Let's do the outro. Shouts out. North Catholic
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No, no 700 level patrons.
Plugs are not supposed to read the plug part.
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Do you have a follow us? I'm at W.T.Y.P.
The only two people that come. I don't know how you did. That's how you set up your Plex server, too. That'sY.P. The only two people that come.
I don't know how you did.
That's how you set up your flex server, too.
That's probably what happened.
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