Ten Thousand Losses - Live from the I-95 Collapse

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

It's a short king edition of 10kL. Tom & Liam talk biographies, short kings, and muse about turning [redacted] into a Jackson Pollock painting.  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod  Leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses 

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have assassinated John Cooney. All right, we are live. Hi. Hi.

How's it going? Good. How are you? I've been better. Well, what a pleasant yeah high energy intro we got right there hi hi welcome to 10 000 losses hello i'm liam that's that's tom yes both our pronouns are in i ruined the intro all right let's fucking get into it uh 95 eating shit yes that's hilarious the fact that they're live streaming the rebuild is very funny

to me uh i i believe though that there should be some sort of reality show tie-in we get to we get to meet the contractors oh the biggest uh biggest lunchbox i don't know i think the biggest lunchbox yeah 10 contractors enter one contractor leaves yeah it's just a dude whose diet is like half dip spit and half red bull yeah yeah the just absolutely you don't win cash you just get a 256 ounce can of white monster you get you get replacement tims that don't have dip spit for like one day that are just caked in it yeah yeah um i saw the uh on reddit and on twitter like people were watching the live stream and going like look at these guys standing around it's like dude really really oh you get out there yeah you get out there they actually have have jobs to do and it requires someone else to finish the part for it.

They're not actually just standing around doing anything. And if you have a job where your boss is on your ass 24-7 to make sure you're constantly doing something at every single moment, because we've both had those jobs. Oh, there's always something to do. If you got time to lean, you got time to clean. Blow, man. Yeah. I already cleaned eight times. Sorry, your fucking store sucks and no one wants to come in here.

Nobody likes it here. But, yeah. I hate this fucking place. Jay's just over. No, Jay's double. Ah, fuck. The bootleg stream of the week is Jay's Oreos. Jay's double.

Yeah, battle of the birds. Go birds. I'm surprised you're not ruining. I'm surprised you're not rooting for the Jays. Why would I root for the Jays, Orioles. Battle of the Birds. Go Birds. I'm surprised you're not rooting for the Jays. Why would I root for the Jays? Because it starts with the same letter as your people. The Jays? The Jews? The Blue Jews? The Jew Jays?

The Blue Jews? The Jew Jays. I like the Jew Jays. Is that like a blue pill you chew on and it turns you to a Jew? It takes your foreskin off just i hope that sound effect i can fuse my blue chew for my blue my blue jew oh no now i'm both circumcised and my penis looks like it's been in one of those dye bags they keep in bags of money it's extra flaccid yeah it's his silica do not eat on this oh no my dye packs they're in

my colon congratulations you now have one extra allergy did i ever tell you about the time my dad got banned from facebook for a week for posting his colonoscopy video no it's very funny oh no you should have like fought it by saying no this is like my religion this is my that's my right i'm allowed to i'm allowed to kvetch all right yeah look what they did to me look how they massacred my boy and the boy is just my ass yeah look what they did to my polyps uh or hopefully he doesn't have any fault yeah he had i think one but they got rid of it good um but uh going back to i-95 um saying like if you if you hate your job and like you see a job where people aren't just being browbeaten into looking efficient constantly consider starting a union

yeah yeah yeah start a union start a union i dm the teamsters they you could dm the teamsters on twitter and they will respond i love the teamsters i'm reading a or listening to a biography of john d rockefeller now and they're like well he wasn't as anti-union as andrew kardecke and i'm like great fucking roll tide he still sucked damning with faint praise there yeah i was just like come on churn out like oh well he's kind of churn out kind of a lip i mean it's like his grant is good i know i read grant he's kind of he's but i i always get him and mccullough mixed up i'm a big biography guy yeah i uh we've done let's see uh house of morgan which is churn out we did the mccullough biography of john adams that's excellent we've done uh william t sherman's memoirs oh you should read grant memoirs

i have yeah they're very good david mccullough strikes me i i uh how do you strike it i like mccall's writing his prose is good 1776 is an excellent work uh so his morning is on horseback i i don't think he's a he's good at telling like a narrative he's great at telling a story he's not an especially gifted researcher yeah and he's not a he's not like the kind of historian who's like writes with like a he kind of does a little bit of great man kind of stuff like he he leans into it i would say he's there's a like a lot of very celebrated um american historians are very whiggish like whig historians where they kind of portray things as progress and this is like oh well america's enabled this inevitable process and despite our wrongs we've

always like gotten better and i understand having been that kind of person in the past like i get like that ideal and because they will those kinds of stories will say oh yeah like slavery was all like a rank evil right they will say that they'll like we got rid of it and everything was like good now yeah and then like but only in america it's like well motherfucker they ended it in the uk before we did like you know so what does that have to say about us there's no there's more than the english like that that doesn't like like even if you're not a Marxist, Marxist, Marxian history, however you want to phrase it, like material history, or the more socially acceptable term is like social history is like the dominant mode of history, right?

For a reason. And right. And, and it's worth noting that if you're a Marxist, you're a big crybaby. Absolutely. I thought you were going to be slugging a beer. I wouldn't even be blaming you nah i gotta i gotta do my last like personal training session later today so i can't be like sauce but um i'm definitely having beers this afternoon uh i'll i'll done by you for one

six dollars there you go thank you thank you um i uh yeah i i i do think a lot of it is just like i agree with you with mccullough's sort of great man where he can get and like chernow can get into it too where he'll be like well even though john d rockefeller did some horrible things like overall it's like no like i'm not looking at the body of work of a dude like you're not you're not some sort of you don't need to be a moral judge and be like he did do these things, but you should think this about him. It's like, no,

trust me to draw my own conclusions. The guy sucked. Yeah. I don't need, I don't need to be spoon fed your moral, your moral, like assumptions or I guess narratives, I would say.

Right. Or at least you can make it not obvious. Like you can make it right. Where your moral judgment comes from showing laying bare the effects the decisions that this person made in order to make all this money what effects did that have on their employees on the working class in general right you know it's it gives a sentence to the homestead strike and it's like man fuck off like yeah i would almost rather you not have put it in there.

Like, Carnegie had his faults, but man, the fucking guy built libraries in every fucking city. Yeah, and also did the homestead strike. Yeah. I mean, there are none of these dudes, the Gilded Age guys, the sum total of their parts are dog shit.

They suck. They were monsters. They're all monsters yeah and they all it's like we're profiting from extreme exploitation of labor yeah in a time when labor protections really didn't exist and they're the reason we have fucking unions like in this country those guys thanks assholes and and they might have been personally affable or had philanthropy. And I do say like, you know, hey, at least these assholes had this kind of like idea of like munificence. Like a rich guy also like makes his city pretty and stuff like that. What is that?

The noble oblige? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the noble obligation. Yeah, towards – it has its problems. Like I'm not saying it's good. I'm not reactionary, obviously. But like, like, it's weird. There's like a least. Well, this is like, well, if we're going to go into like, economic Marxist, like progression of like how capitalism works. It's like, at that point in history, like, like, like capitalism was functioning in the sort of almost like victoria 2 video game route where like oh if you just encourage capitalism they're going to build shit they're going to build infrastructure and it's true they did do that but now we're past the point where like there's actual real things to be made and made profit on and now it's all just speculation and and securities it's it's manipulation of money for profit. No one builds anything.

Right, exactly. Regulatory capture, like trying to capture a market through regulation or through monopoly versus actual innovation. There's no innovation anymore. I bitch about this about movies and video games. There's no fucking innovation anymore. It's all the same shit. Microsoft Direct Storage

is supposed to be pretty neat. What is? Microsoft Direct Storage using mvme ssds it doesn't matter yeah i'm a computer guy but i'm not that i'm not your tier i'm like two tiers below you i think yeah i'm two tiers above the average person though um well you're you're higher than my dad and that's all that matters dads are the lowest tier of computer guy my dad my my favorite thing about my dad is that he's fascinated by technology but sucks at using it yeah which is actually kind of charming in its own way yeah there's like um i don't know it feels like like if you were the kind of guy who grew up in the era of like computers becoming like you know the age

of the microcomputer and the personal computer, like you could have, you could have like learned how to code just by following, like if you were like moderately interested in how these computers work. That's how my uncle, that's how my uncle did it. Like, yeah, yeah, I, it's, it's, it's interesting. Cause I was like, I was, the reason I'm saying this is I was looking at the Apollo computer, like how it worked. And I was like, oh shit shit like i can kind of make sense of how this programming worked like it makes sense to my it's it's a lot less abstract than like modern coding because i like learned i learned c++ in high school i don't remember any of it but it was much more abstract

than the like oh this is what i'm telling the computer to actually do and this is it's like an actual math like a math operation level right right right like like a like a microcontroller on a on a like a if you buy like a raspberry pi and you're trying to program like a some shit for your brewery like right logic gates that's that stuff all makes sense to me but once you get like if i maybe if i learned that and i sat down over a summer and like actually tried to learn programming i probably could but sure you would yeah yeah i've told my wife to be smart to learn programming but no learn to code no i never will even though miners learn to code i know how to code i wish

we're gonna make we're gonna make Appalachia Silicon Valley, too. OK, well, that's good. I don't know whose voice that is. I don't know, but I like it. Yeah, it almost sounds like when you do your dad's voice a little bit. Except I don't say water, water, water, water, water. Like that's not a real fucking word, old man. I'm sorry.

That's not a real fucking word. It's just our intrusion not a real fucking word it's just our intrusion it happens to the best of us he loves doing it all right well this has been uh history computer chat um we're having fun are you having fun if you haven't yes out yet but dude except for that one guy who complains everyone else likes this so good for us um so anyway, about I-95. We're fucked, aren't we, for the next... Yeah, but... Yeah. It's over.

Yeah. If only there was some sort of alternate form of transit that... They're adding them. Like a train. Yeah. They're adding them. Yeah. I love the...

I just love that everyone feels the need to comment now. And like, well about what about the uh they don't have enough people it's like how long does it take that if you have money to train a train driver like like it's like a i don't know yeah the fact is septa doesn't pay anybody that's the problem yeah that's yeah and that's the other thing. It's like, why would you want to work for SEPTA if you can get more money? Well, you could go work double

for New Jersey Transit, right? Yeah. I'm sure you can... Literally double. Yeah. Literally double. That's fucking amazing. What, fifth biggest metro area

in the country? Yes, sir. Six now. Yeah, or six now? Six now? Yeah, great. Awesome. Yeah, isn't it fun? Love it. Isn't it fun? what fifth biggest metro area in the country yes sir six yeah or six now six now great yeah great awesome yeah isn't it fun love it i look i love to not be able to um hang out in the city past 10 o'clock because if i want to take regional rail fuck you love that i want a saturday yep you deserve nothing and you'll get it yeah i i i what what is does is there anyone in any of the

government levels in the philadelphia metro area that actually has like a hey why don't we coordinate all this like the idea of like let's all coordinate new york let's actually well i'll say philly in our like well the problem is that SEPTA is an inner county, and the suburban counties don't want anybody coming out of the city. Right. Because they're going to steal their TVs. Black people will steal your TVs. Black antifa will steal your TVs and whistle at your white daughters.

Yeah. And they're going to skateboard. They're going to drive the AT atvs over your suburban lawns which actually that would be sick which is good which we should be very clear on would be good and cool yeah yeah because i i say this every time we talk about this i but i just i just had this happen to me again one of my colleagues was like well you were in the city um on uh for the baseball game i was like yeah like. And she takes me aside. She's like, I haven't been in the city in a long time.

I just hear how unsafe it is. You didn't feel scared? And I was like, not once. Not once. And I drove through my old neighborhood to get down there. Right. Never felt unsafe. Right.

Exactly. Because it's fine. Yeah. Are you going down there to step on someone's block and sell drugs? Never felt unsafe. Right, exactly, because it's fine. Yeah, it's... Are you going down there to step on someone's block and sell drugs on their block? Are you writing a diss track about one of these guys and putting it on YouTube? I'm not doing those things, and I'm fine.

Yeah, so you're not going to... It's like no one's going to fucking fuck with you. Like, what the fuck? No one cares, right? These people. Yeah. So I think at the end of the day, I think we can both agree that we need some sort of, like, what's gonna fucking fuck with you like what the fuck no one cares right these people yeah so i think at the end of the day i think we can both agree that we need some sort of like philly stalin who will uh yeah force a will organize i don't know about that but i support you in your endeavors

workers councils elected by the workers good enough okay and they all send representatives to a central some sort of soviet political bureau maybe we could call a politburo for sure

maybe we could do that yeah and they have executive power but we could probably throw some checks and balances

in there like if you don't agree we send you to New Jersey we send you to Pine Barrens that's our gul agree we send you to new jersey we send you the pine barrens that's our gulag oh we sent you to medford you got to go to vineland oh that's tough my truck can hang out yeah the the fucking batstow trail uh archipelago i was at apple pie hill you'll know what i saw there oh my god hello tom says hello hello and she's gone because she hates me no she doesn't hate you no she definitely doesn't well might. Is she still mad about the game? Which game? Because we went to Philly's game.

No. Okay. Well, we can get to that story. Yeah. Hello. Did we do our pronouns? We did do. Did we do announcements?

We don't have any announcements. No, we don't have any announcements. So it's fine. 267-371-7218. Give us name and pronouns. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. We're getting close to that mark where we try and live stream a game. That would be fun.

I would really like to do that. What is that, 250? I think so. Yeah, 250. Wow. I think we're at 196 right now. Yeah, please. I'd love to do that.

Yeah. I figure out how I'd hide my face. I'll just give you a mask i have my antifa mask i could put that on yeah it's got all four sports teams on it um all right well uh excuse thanks so as we foreshadow we went to philly's game we did yeah it was fun. And Corinne was very nice and picked us up and dropped us off. Yes. Thank you, sweetie. Yeah, it was very sweet

to listen to this. Thanks, Corinne. She's listening to me record right now, but. Yeah, we went. So, yeah, we went to a game. Phillies won. It was fun.

You had fun. I did. I had a lot of fun. I was. You had a ball. You were, you were very emphatic on how much fun you were having.

I was very happy. I was having a great time. Yeah, you were, you were a lot of, you were a lot of fun to watch a game with dude oh thanks appreciate that likewise um yeah it was a good time um we got squished a little bit but that's all right yeah we had four fat guys right in a row we were we were struggling yeah but imagine dude we were one shy of an offensive line yeah yeah we we could have guarded jalen hurts oh yeah we yeah 100 for about 3.3 seconds yeah right before we returned to mulch yeah yeah um but uh

yeah so the since then the phillies have been doing really good the phillies hit their stride they're at 500 right now 500 yeah because i started listening to dancing on my own again the yeah they they have to get back into the wheelhouse being extremely gay yeah be gay that's what wins you games you got to the world series on being very homoerotic yes and you will continue yes please do it hey jt hit for the cycle which is the last phid fucking bell they lost but that was what it was like nine to eight right yeah but they blew a lead yeah what was the bullpen game 13 then we won 13 to five the other day last time we won games are brutal dude yeah we we need a fifth pitcher um and yeah if we can take if we win today we take the series we'll be over 500 for the first time in like a month. Awesome. Yeah, dude.

I'm so fucking pumped. All credit to us, to the John Kruk jersey I was wearing. Yes. You looked very handsome. Thank you. To the ice cream we were eating. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm trying to think. What did you do? Oh, you didn't curse.

You didn't curse. I didn't curse. Yeah. You gave me a look when i said uh i mentioned something from wtyp which is dick on dick entertainment which i still can't get out of my head and um yeah you looked at me like like i punched you in the face like we needed to be family friendly dude yeah yeah no yeah you will get yelled at um i thought there's a guy who did get yelled at yeah yeah i i thought you had a vape no no it was a portable charger just a phone charger and you were like be discreet and i was like what are you talking about yo yo yo like can you tell i've done drugs in public before oh man that was that was really funny i was just like tom it's a it's a phone

charger it does look like a vape it kind of looks like a vape it could be like a super cool vape yeah which it looks like an elf bar but yeah um i uh i did i tell you time one time I almost got caught when I was high as shit on cocaine? No. I was working at Redacted, and I did a bump, and a cop came into the store to buy Redacted supplies. Right. They were looking at me in the eyes. Clearly, I was just zooming in. Yeah, my eyes were wide open. I could see and take in all conversations at once and process it.

Right. And a cop's like, are you okay? I was like, yeah. Allergies. Yeah. Allergies. Real bad. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. Everything's fine. I was just about, you know, I gotta go get something back. Yeah. Yep. Yep.

Yep. Yep. So I just waited until the cop left and the cop kept asking about me. Um, they eventually left cause I wouldn't come back. Yep, yep, yep, yep. So I just waited until the cop left and the cop kept asking about me. But they eventually left because I wouldn't come back out. Starving out a cop by just not showing up. Yeah. Oh, shit.

That just reminds me. I almost got caught again. That would have been possession because later that summer, I was closing up the shop and being a white boy in a bad neighborhood i got stopped and they went they thought the cop thought that we were like robbing the place i guess right um but i i had uh i had a couple of grams on me um that would have been bad that would have been bad that would have interfered with your job oh very much so but um thankfully, social media wasn't as prevalent. There's no pictures of me doing anything. I hear you loud and clear, my friend. Statue of limitations is fucking gone, I think, on drugs.

Thank God. Yeah, nah, fucking whatever. I don't give a shit. Yeah, it's over. Yeah, don't get caught doing drugs, guys. Yeah, don't do it. Don't do it. We know from experience. Enjoy safely enjoy responsibly um i don't know i mean another

baseball related bullshit trevor bauer another sa claim came up i don't want to go into it because it's you can do the research yourself yeah i don't want to have to insert trigger warnings and stuff like that but that piece of shit i mean we're at the point where some people i know like that you can't even say their name his name because they read this whole deposition um piece of shit but similar accusations uh fuck him um right in his dumb face yep yeah fuck the a's uh owner john fisher oh he's fucking evil dude yeah yeah and and i actually had there's a good article in the athletic um with bryce harper yeah yeah stick sticking up for the he wants to be buried in a philly's jersey he wants to be buried in philly's jersey which he is the master of pandering he's so good i don't care i don't know it works yeah um excuse me um and but in that article he really goes into like the whole

hey he loves the golden knights who they won apparently the hockey they won the san lecce cup moving swiftly on oh yeah so uh he's a golden knights fan and they kind of they were an expansion team and they did really good the first year they went away the finals right yeah yeah so he's like a Golden Knights fan and he was talking about how it was like organic and he's like how if they brought the A's to Las Vegas it's like you're not really you're just moving a team that has so much association with another city right and are you going to be selling out games do people really care it's a small market it's just a small market as oakland actually so yeah that's not really a good you know it's a actually was a really good piece um and bryce harper um and we know he's kind of

looking to chud but i guess he shows maybe he's learning maybe he's learning maybe he's listening maybe he shut the fuck up sat down sat his pasty white ass down and listened right and listen well well chiseled pasty white ass oh yeah he's he's a honk yeah yeah yeah oh the jays tied it's one one oh all right i got a man on uh second tail is our big boy is our they got two big boys on the jays they got alejandro kirk and they have vlad guerrero jr yeah neither one of them is that bad right now alejandro kirk is my favorite because i think he's like five four is he really he is so sweet let's see he's five eight i'm sorry he's five eight and 245 what oh yeah he is yeah he is uh he's in mlb the show his speed is zero oh yeah that's that's disrespectful yeah uh wait till you see i'll send you a picture in the chat um he's tiny

like he's like he's like short limbs i, though. I love the short king. He is the ball. Yeah, he is the ball. Yeah, it's not a great shout at him. But yeah, we love our big boys. We love our short kings. And he's both in the same package. Oh, my God.

I could pick him up and put him in my pocket. He's a teddy bear. I love him. I hope he bats a thousand. Yes. Oh, man. he's a teddy bear i love him i hope he bats a thousand yes oh man yeah keep keep it up alejandro um but yeah rocks um this that's why space baseball is the king of sports because you can have guys like that and they can be exactly oh so i don't know we mentioned hockey moving on nba finals um it's weird that the douglas fans are gloating about indeed a team they didn't play yeah a player on a team they didn't play when up until this point

and be definitely had more playoff wins uh the nuggets kept getting swept they choked away in the bubble they choked away last year like you you finally you finally had it work out congratulations I don't know what to tell you and you're getting some like Eagles fans not Eagles fans Sixers fans like turning on Embiid a bit yeah I don't understand that either yeah and and it's kind of funny because they the complaints about Embiid are like his facial expressions. He's lazy. Yeah.

Doesn't really show up. Doesn't work on his game. I don't know about that. And the other guy that they use as a positive example, is he like a lunch pail guy this is yokich that kind of guy what else is different about yokich than bead hmm hmm don't ask yokich about his friend dark milchix politics he's a chad nick oh good yeah yeah hey hey are you hey is your friend a fan of the guys who were so brutal and nasty in World War II that the Nazis told them to chill? Jesus.

Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever read the whole account of what it was? What's the massacre? I know what you're talking about. Oh, yeah, there we go. Jasenovitz. Jasenovitz. Jasenovitz.

Consecration camp. It was the Ustazi. Yeah. Read the accounts. I might get into that, but read the accounts. That's literally one where a Nazi observer came down and was like, Jesus, fuck. That's too much. Yeah like we're killing them too

but god damn like you know maybe do it a little nicer like when the nazi's telling you that that's a you know you're fucked up and that's the kind of guy that um darko uh yokich's friend dark goes into so um cool yeah great so fuck the nuggets uh don't give a shit i was rooting for the heat the entire time and i don't want yokich i don't give a shit about yokich i really don't either no uh i guess trust the process but what i mean the process just indeed yeah just a bit just because he did trademark that term. I don't know. I think the union lost. But we got Charlie.

Want to segue into voicemails? Yeah, please. All right, so let's get our update. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liz. Charlie from Knoxville. Nice to meet you. You guys are going to be here on Sunday. Tom, you're beautiful. Bobby was there. Fucking Strand gave a back-to-back default. Let the Dodgers back into it.

Come on, take out a night. Oh, that's right. Bobby was there. Yeah, Charlie was there. Had to hit a walk-off, back-to-back walk-off for the Phillies. It's a little bit different. You'll be on San Jose. I'll probably send you another voice mail for you. Later.

Well, thanks, Charlie. I love you, Charlie. I love you charlie he he sent me pictures of uh schwarber's ass thanks charlie yeah because he was he had good seat he almost like based on what section i think he was in i think he almost got domed by a foul ball towards the end of the game jesus no we must protect our precious boy yeah can't can't do that but yeah the union lost on saturday um i don't think the union play again till this week yeah no next week no i don't know what's going on with the union season there um but uh well they're gonna play orlando city i think oh time by the time this comes out well it depends on my time yeah um all right well thanks for

blowing my eardrums out I liked them it's a shame they're gone alright alright so Bobby Bobby hey Tom yay Liam oops

hey Tom yay Liam it's Bobby from Western Maryland and I just want to say something about the red socks real quick i've generally been a fan of alex cora the red socks manager but why the fuck is he benching alex verdugo for a low effort play when kike hern Hernandez is allowed to make three errors a game. Kike got benched out. Kike got benched out. And then also allowing Matt Dermody to pitch after his homophobic tweet service. Good question.

Anyway, yeah. Like I said to my calls, happy Pride Month, everybody. Fuck Matt Dermody. Fuck Anthony Best. Fuck the Yankeeskees fuck penn state have a good one all right thanks bobby um well anthony bass got dfa'd so yeah if you don't know what that means that's when a baseball team doesn't want you anymore so they could it's not full-on cutting but it sends you like to the minor leagues but another team could pick you up if they want um but it basically if we clear it avoids your contract out i mean you still have to pay they still have to get paid but you're like you're done um it's

one way of of getting around i don't know i'm not gonna get into baseball this is let me read the baseball CBA transactions. Yeah, please. But Alex Cora, I mean, he was cheating. He was part of the sign stealing. It's only bad when the Yankees do it. He was on the Astros at the time. I know. Because he went from the Sox to the Astros back to the Sox. Yeah. And he probably cheated while he was on the Sox, the Astros back to the Sox. Yeah. And he probably cheated while he was on the Sox, too.

Yeah, he did. Remember the iWatch scandal? Got suspended. Shut up. I'm fine. I couldn't think of a comeback fast enough, so it sounded like I actually did. Fuck. God damn it.

You got me. You got DMs. I'll read metro bikes uh you want to do that one first yeah hey tom yay liam finally catching up with the last few pods i don't think of the beach scene from saving private ryan but i did just randomly think of this scene from the end of the film that who when those trump train pickup truck assholes running amok in portland in 2020 for no reason also glad the low lights reel was enjoyed it's amazing to think of the fact the factory of sadness video was somehow six fucking six years prior to owen 16 oh oh jesus the bro and you can't root for the browns now because it's deshaun watson nope anyway fuck penn state fuck what i'm gonna assume is ohio state fuck trump trains you got it And you can't root for the Browns now because of Deshaun Watson. Nope. Anyway, fuck Penn State.

Fuck what I'm going to assume is Ohio State. Fuck Trump trains. You got it, Metric Mike. And the thing he's talking about is when they, it's like the half track is wheeling down and they throw the Molotov cocktails. Oh, it's not the half track. It's the, like the mobile gun.

Not the Stug. cocktails oh it's not it's not the half track it's the um like the mobile gun but yeah um i'm not that into german armor um to know exactly what it was but it's like the 88 millimeter um yeah so and if you know what i'm talking about you know what i'm talking about with his same private reference and i'm not going to elaborate on that um yeah but i do think those i think those thoughts do sometimes uh metric mike so you're in good company no um all right uh do you do you remember what we're talking about i might have to cut this part no intrusive thoughts strip club? no no well that that too what do we do with someone's penis? no um when you see like a clan rally

and you i just if i see like an elevated position i just start thinking about saving private ryan oh yeah yeah yeah yeah or going full position right right right right or going just yeah right you're gonna have to get that yeah head right yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna make it i'm gonna make it look like a jackson pollock painting in there yeah right? Or going just full s***. You're going to have to cut that. S*** head. I'm going to make it look like a Jackson Pollock painting in there.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. God damn it. I'm not going to edit this. Steven D. Messy got the Jordan deal to come over here. He gets a cut of all the Apple TV plus MLS subscriptions, which I know.

A cut of Adidas merch sales and an equity stake in inner Miami. Although he didn't get the sweetheart deal to buy a club like Beckham did. Hmm. But he's going to get a fortune. And I learned that his wife, and this is lib shit maybe for some people, but his wife was just like, I don't want to fucking move to Saudi Arabia. Not even for $1.6 billion. I don't blame her. No, me either.

Don't blame her. Sometimes that milk toast lip shit works. My mother. And so it's my parents anniversary today. Happy birthday. Happy anniversary, parents. And they're at Jaime's, the Jewish deli on the main line. They're going to, quote, eat till we're sick.

So they're just going to have one sandwich. Yeah. Add lots of ball soup and just sort of pour it down their their faces because that's what you you get one sandwich and it's like three days worth of food yeah exactly um hell yeah um my people um they are very hospitable people um the what was i gonna say yeah with with um that makes sense of messy coming over here again i i found that the mls is actually centrally owned and then like you get like a like sub like contracted to like yeah

it's weird it's weird yeah the team actually owns all the like the league owns all the franchises yeah but then you get to operate your franchise like you were an owner it's it's odd like all but all the player contracts are actually through MLS proper, not with like your standard American franchise where the team is actually its own legal entity. It's part of a league and the league separate. Yeah, it's interesting. You learn something new about MLS every day, I guess.

Now that I've been to a game, I have to, you know, I got to learn their transactions too. Like how they have a designated player Now that I've been to a game, I have to, you know, I got to learn their transactions, too. Mm hmm. Like how they have a designated player or there's exceptions for the guys. These are very confusing. Yeah. There are every fucking thing.

I mean, look at the NBA. Mm hmm. Mid-level exceptions, bird rights, all that shit. That's fucking confusing, too. Base makes baseball seem sane. It does. Which is insane. Yeah. Yeah. rights all that shit that's fucking confusing too base makes baseball seem sane it does um yeah um all right you ready to i'm at 38 you ready to just call it a short one today yeah all right yeah i'm going on vacation to uh undisclosed location um and uh yeah yeah my mind's in a different place right now

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