Ten Thousand Losses - Loicense fer a Smile

Episode Date: September 17, 2022

Breaking news (swiftly retracted). The boys talk about the Queen being dead, then jump to the Phillies not being horrible, the Birds week one win over the Leons du Detroit, and answer a listener voicemail. Bonus episode out soon! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod  Leave us a voicemail: 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses 

CTE! CTE! CTE! Accused of punching a police horse. CTE! CTE! CTE! Those negative fans. Make himself vomit. Go Bears! Go Bears! you gotta think the fanatic's gonna go down to her and give her a bunch of hot dogs saw the snowball starting to come they'll boo us but they won't let anybody else boo us yeah um i'm brock obama, and I like podcasting.

I don't know if you don't. Talk about the hospitals you blew up. Yeah. Yeah, fucking... Oh, but, you know, the hospital was located, you know, several meters away from a legitimate target. They knew exactly what they were doing. Within the error radius of our laser guided munitions They have GPS

on them, come on man Yeah, thanks Albert Einstein for that by the way fucking describing how time dilates, that's the only way GPS works Thanks asshole, that and the nuke Not so smart now are you? Because you're dead

Are you being anti-semitic Tom? I mean, I think the better question is dead. Are you being anti-Semitic, Tom? I mean, I think the better question is, when am I not being anti-Semitic? As I drink my soda stream bubbly seltzer. Delicious. Yeah. That's a joke.

I'm not anti-Semitic. I'm a mensch. I can't be. It's impossible. Alright. Yeah. What were we be. It's impossible. Alright, yeah. What were we talking about? Speaking of things collapsing, like a hospital full of children. Hang on, hang on. As we go to air, I just got a text that I need to read.

We're not in trouble. We're not in trouble. Breaking news. Authorities. Boop. Oh. Yeah. authorities oh yeah for privacy reasons we actually can't read that on the air

oh okay I can pause it you can just read it to me then we can react yeah I'm pausing yeah alright so cancel breaking news sorry everybody everybody talking about me everyone pray for rind as she has to get a thumbnail tip reattached

oh at the nail place because the tip of her thumbnail broke off oh i read that i i parsed that my brain is her thumb the tip of her thumb fell off as you're saying it reattached to the nail place i'm like all right man like i i i can like find you a hospital get that done at uh yeah uh yeah so uh yeah that's the breaking news uh and that and i uh have a sweet mason jar yeah all right All right. Let's get mad at some shit we saw on Twitter this week. Yeah. So speaking of collapses. Also, Queen's dead.

We already said that. Oh, no. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. Queen's dead. Yeah. Queen said, ha ha. Go on home, British soldiers.

Go on home. Have you got no fucking home of your own? Yeah. Cool. soldiers going home um have you not got no fucking home of your own um yeah uh cool queen uh queen dying that's great i'm sure you've heard all the takes so um uh king charles the third that that's not a like a like a good name like charles it's not a good name for king um but i could say we we can hope that charles the third shares the fate of charles first yeah yeah well hey the the state funeral for the queen is going to cost nine million pounds and the state funeral for the romanovs cost zero dollars yeah uh what are the few communist actions you approve of yeah i mean yeah um and we i mean it was it was an autonomous action taken by the local cadre it

wasn't really ordered from on high today they had to i love the uh the the killing of the child but like you gotta you know you gotta do what you gotta do in some cases i i mean you you you know now with the poo ye thing i mean that does make more sense. You don't feel good, but you get it, I guess. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't be ordering such things. No. I believe in re-education. You know, that's why we have the Boreal Tundra.

So, the... Shit. So, yeah, Queen's dead. You would need to have a license now to to not be mourning i guess yeah there's some pretty uh horrifically goofy stuff they're pulling there you have a license for that uh for that smile uh like like like that's it's so fucking stupid i mean is it still technically it's probably still in the books like one of those unenforceable laws to think of the monarch's death. Yeah. That dumb shit.

It's so stupid. Fucking just get rid of it. This is your chance. No one likes Charles. Just get rid of it. Do it now. Do it now. Yeah.

Fucking bunch of inbred. Yeah. Morons. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so haha, Queen Elizabeth's dead. There was a... Oh, well,

actually, this ties into our things. The Philly... You know there's like a UK Phillies guy? I don't know if you've seen him. He seems to be a decent nice guy. He does runs for charity and stuff like that. And he comes to Philly every so often. And so some Philly dickhead, right?

It's like, ah, fucking queen. Like, like why are we doing this? Like fucking half man shit at a Phillies game. Why are we memorizing? This is Philadelphia.

There's a Liberty bell on the logo. Uh, what the fuck? Why we should be, we shouldn't even care. And he's like, he's like, you know,

Joe man, not, not, not at this time. It's like, buddy, buddy. We fought a war over this guy. Dude, we're all dickheads. Not only we're dickheads, but like, it's Philly too.

Like, no. Just log off. Don't even engage. Like, why? Why would you engage? Like, dumb. Anyway. So back to what we originally were going to talk

about there was a building collapse because we can't even knock the city full of row houses we can't knock over one properly um yeah so key pizza fish town fell over um not too far from a place that i used to hang out the memphis tap room uh remember Memphis Tap Room. Is that still open? Yeah, I think so. I remember it being pretty good. I don't know if it still is or not. With this Tap Room. Yeah, it's still open. Yeah.

And it's like we don't have enough L&I people, I guess. Then don't let the sale go through. How about you do that? Sales won't hold until we have a L&I person too bad investigate just wait just wait it's fine um yeah and as we know before no one has ever died in such instances there's never been there's no lifetime no oh certainly not definitely not a whole podcast episode about it either absolutely not no we'll just go fuck ourselves um jesus christ um all right i lost it i lost the thing um yeah uh i just want to i want to co-sign something that you guys were going off of your habits a

lot of uh i just refreshed twitter uh what is that un Unwholesome number of lambs? Unspeakable number of lambs. People like TERFs apparently like your podcast. I don't think any TERFs like this podcast. If you are, you could be a patron. Just stop being a patron.

Yeah. I'm not giving your money back, though. No, TERF Turfs, yeah. You can go in the right-wing grift and do a JK Rowling or whatever. Yeah, you could do any of that dumb shit. Fuck off. We uphold human rights on this podcast.

Except for... Well, I mean, landlords aren't humans, so... Okay. um except for except well i mean landlords aren't humans so uh okay uh so i think the biggest thing in the news is uh um we're all gonna die from from from no oil yeah uh train strike's coming uh we're all gonna die uh it's fine uh stock up now by the time this podcast comes out you're probably fucked, but whatever. Stand on the side of labor. People deserve

to be able to go to the doctor and not worry if they're going to have a fucking job tomorrow. People deserve to be able to go to the bathroom. P for enjoyment, not for employment. Fuck CSX. Fuck Norfolk Southern. Fuck the bosses. Absolutely. Fuck the entirety of the class system fuck not having nationalized rail

um entirely um like dude treat your workers right yep it's that simple fuck you warren buffett and you're and you're already seeing like like dumb ass takes like uh this is like a biden like oh this is part of biden's plan okay and and and and uh the other one is like oh you have any oil pipelines oil pipelines don't leave labor which actually is not true and if you know how much oil workers get paid it's pretty significant as well but uh like like fuck like like stand on the side of the workers if you're mad get mad go get mad at get mad at the bosses who employ them and the politicians who enable their behavior um because i don't know uh you i know you know this but solidarity strikes are illegal in the united states so um they more of it yep just do it anyway they can't stop you if they do it anyway do it anyway

yeah that's like the wild kite wild cat strikes with teachers in kentucky they all do it they can't fucking stop you they need you more than you need them that's the damn truth um so yeah uh so um make sure you store your oil and and uh you know plastic bags uh so you can when you go to the gas station. Plastic bags, all unsecured plastic containers that you could just throw it at anything and it'll be fine. It definitely won't melt the bag. No, it's fine.

It's fine. Well, those bags are illegal where you live anyway. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking suburbanites rule, man.

We got cars and we got disposable bags. I can walk to the bar, Tom. I know. I know. That you just like, like from hell's heart, you just stabbed at me. Like that's from, that's my biggest complaint is I can't walk to the fucking bar. I want to walk to the goddamn bar, Liam. I want to go down the street.

I can. And I want to go to the bar and I want to go, Hey, up i walked up jim how's it going how are the kids yesterday can i get a pint i walked to yards yesterday i can't do that no you can't no they don't even have sidewalks between here and the nearest town that's depressing fuck it sucks uh Fuck the suburbs. All right. So, hello. Welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses. It's the only Philadelphia podcast that exists.

Stuck my dick first time, last time. Yep. My brain just rebooted. He's Tom Paine. Yes. His pronouns are he, him. I'm Liam Anderson. My pronouns are he, him.

Yes. And you're yay liam anderson yay anderson that's right um when you fill out your security clearance you gotta you know put that in as your alias i do i do um all right uh announcements i don't think we have any announcements uh uh the fucking bonus for september will be up it's so good please listen to it yes it'll be good there'll be a preview on the feed um i've caught up on every ounce of fucking editing and uh yeah we're good to go um until the next time i have a ton of paperwork and then i'll just have to be like liam, can you edit it? Oh, yeah, I'm going to do what I always do.

Which is not even censor anything. Just literally just wait and WAV file. 500 megabytes. You're going to increase it. Yep. The first one gigabyte podcast. Yep. Yep.

All right. I remain unapologetic for saying. I just want to make that known. Yes. That's fine. Look, listen, you can't expect people to to change you have to take people as they are that's right that's why i podcast no that's fine uh okay um we haven't gotten any um uh well yeah charlie uh hey bud if you could give us a give us a call yeah let us know are you in jail i mean are you tweeting from jail like does have his phone

yeah um call in 267-371-7218 give us the name and pronouns tell us tell us things tell us about the union uh tell us um i don't know uh random shit that especially if it annoys liam uh thank you yeah tell uh call in and tell us about your con line i'd really like to hear that what kind of grammar structure you have yeah yeah i love that i'm listening to a podcast called history of english it's really good it's literally just that's like sound interesting uh it's really good um all right uh patreon.com slash 10 000 losses give us money student loans uh it's nice to to be able to have a literally the 75 dollars whatever it is that's my share goes to student loans uh or will be as

soon as we have to start paying the fuckers back ah baseball fuck sorry i'm out of liquid The fucker's back. Baseball. Fuck. Sorry, I'm out of liquid. Must refresh the time. Yeah. I forgot to bring my water bottle up. All right. So baseball Phillies. They didn't collapse.

We thought they were going to. But they didn't. So. Oh, yeah. So who you got your money on then for the... You secret Mets fan. No, no. Well, you're a Red Sox fan.

And the Orioles. Oh, you're rooting for the... Listen, critical support for our brothers in accent. listen, critical support for our brothers in accent an Orioles-Philly's World Series would be a fucking hell of a thing I would fucking love that just baseball fans on the west coast mad

and it's like fuck yeah, fuck you every game starts when it's most inconvenient for you yes I don't like you we can't even tell each other apart by our accents yelling at each other like so it's going to be some interesting uh interesting uh shit talk uh yeah so anyway uh phil's 79 62 right now they won last night recordeded us on Wednesday the 14th. We are still in the second wildcard spot. Gave them the half up last time I checked.

Woo! Yeah. Nick Mayton has been kind of been a spark plug. So that's cool. Thanks for the team letting him play. What I like is

they're letting, they call it the daycare i guess they're letting the young kids play um and that's what you need to do you gotta get these you gotta develop the young talent you know instead of having dd rigorius out there which no td no shade the dd because i love the guy he's a guy like he was a great player like you know just wasn't this his year right um he's getting old, man. So the next few series, we're playing Miami. We already won one last night, got two more. And then I think we play the Braves.

That's going to be tough. Yeah, Braves are really good. Braves are only like one game back at this point. Where do they get from? They're 88-54.'ve they're a half game back from the mets really okay yes the mets the mets are four or six the last 10 games uh whereas the braves are seven to three so they they've been really um uh really good uh like like and the mets have kind of had this like low low Mets collapse in the late. And the Mets are a good team. They're definitely making the playoffs.

But it'll be interesting to see. I mean, they've had the fucking Braves win the World Series last year. They're not a bad team. Yeah, so I think the Dodgers did clinch the NL West with fucking 98 wins already.

They're fucking amazing. Yeah, or willing to. It's the most important part. Especially after you stole lands from the Hispanic peoples who live there and build a stadium on it.

Yeah, give Chavez Gany back. Alright, so yeah, we'll see what happens. I mean, it's not like balls. Yeah. Give Chavez K&U back. All right. So, yeah, we'll see what happens. I mean, it's not it's not like there's not really much going on. Apparently, the Giants now hate Gabe Kepler, like the team

like there's like a mutiny against Gabe Kepler. Good. That's exciting. That's exciting. I kind of like Gabe Kepler because he's got this like weird like he's and he's he's like an openly Democratic baseball like baseball guyplan because he's got this weird... He's a do you. He's an openly democratic baseball guy. He's openly liberal. I'm sure that's probably part of the reason why.

All right. Yeah, so we played the Braves. We were two game series against the Blue Jays, Braves, four game series again, and then Cubs, Nats, and fucking Astros. We talked about that last week. That's going to be tough, yeah. If we just continue the same pace,

we'll be in the playoffs. I don't think the Brewers are in it. They've been on a... I mean, they're 6-4 as well. The Padres... Again, the Brewers and the Padres are the only two teams to worry about no one else is going

to be an actual challenge to us and we have some breaking news breaking news is back Major League Baseball just voluntarily recognized fuck they recognized the fuck oh sexy um yeah uh no um today the news uh major league baseball recognizes the major league players association as the

official union representative of minor league baseball how about that yeah yeah so fuck yeah the minors are unionized that's awesome there was like not a fight like they just gave up like yeah because because what I think we talked about this last episode the MLB or the MLB PA like built this case up shot their shot at the right exact moment and it was like fuck

out like falling like a house of cards Rob Manfred Rob Manfred you are a little little bitch baby. He is. You fold it. Good job anti-union lawyer, because that's what we started to be.

That's what they paid you millions of dollars for. And to the assholes being like, well, this means no more minor league baseball. No, that's not how it works. Baseball requires you to take four or five years before you can reach the major leagues. They just are going to

have to pay the players a living fucking wage. Finally. Yeah, I think critical support for conservative congressmen lying with Bernie Sanders to want to get rid of

the fucking MLB antitrust exemption. Maybe that'll happen too. We could maybe have some independent leagues actually challenge the major leagues. That'd be fun. Players League 2.

Owned by the players. As an Aaron judge, I don't know if you've been keeping track of this, I really wasn't following Players League 2. Owned by the players. Alright. And then Aaron Judge. I don't know if you've been keeping track of this. I really wasn't following. I knew that he was having a good season, but he's at 58. Oh, is he at 58? I thought he was at 57. I thought I saw 58. Let's do our research on the air.

It's not a podcast unless we do that. 57. 57 home runs. shit dude like fucking that the next the next closest is kyle schwarber with like 30 37 yeah so aaron judge um i mean you don't need to take gear when you're fucking like six foot seven and almost 300 pounds all muscle so uh yeah you know what um aaron judge go go go make a run at that record you're not gonna hit 74 but you'll go go beat babe's record do it um why not uh it's kind of funny though it is happening it was is yankees player doing that it's like what the fuck's in that water? Oh you know.

I think we both know what's in that water and I think we're both fine with it. Oh absolutely. Barry Bonds should be in the Hall of Fame by the way. Yes he should. Anything else baseball? Or do you want to move on to our favorite right now?

Let's move on. Alright so Go Bears! Go Bears! our favorite right now. Let's move on. Alright, so... Go, Bears! Go, Bears! Respect in Minnesota! So, yeah, go, Birds. We...

Winning ugly is still winning, baby. Yep, it's a dub. That's all that matters. So, 38 to 35 over the Lyon de Dutoit. And, yeah.

So, that was a... How would you describe that game? Kind of hairy. Kind of fraught with peril uh kind of hairy like kind of you know fraught with peril throughout uh we were leading by 21 at one point and then we

shit our pants yeah uh not so good um that that defense of ours um no and yeah i guess we could do the defense first uh john jonathan gannon um i don't think yeah, I guess we could do the defense first. Jonathan Gannon.

I don't think this dude's. I mean, I don't know. I guess we should make the reactionary take or the react. I did it. I made the thing I hate through the reactive take. And yeah, just get rid of them. I mean, what is this?

A second or third year third i think third i i just don't like i i i just games don't work he calls like wimpy d's yes and like you're not gonna bliss all the time i understand that i hate these like shoulder fuck the fucking shoulder tackles that they like like can we can we do a rugby tackle please can we grab a guy by his legs um that's pretty good at stopping somebody and it's sorry i'm on the wiki page for john for for gannon yeah 2021 uh gannon was hired by the philadelphia eagles during week one of the 22 season gannon let the line score 35 points in an attempt to lose his position as their defensive coordinator.

Why was he hired? Then? Why was he hired in 2021? Why was he hired by the Eagles then if he tanked his job? No, that was a joke. It was a joke. Oh. Yeah, they didn't sack i'm stupid no you're not uh they only managed to get pressure on golf when they uh jared golf of the

lions when they when they blitz which they didn't really do i don't really understand this like i'm never gonna blitz like i'm just gonna sit i just going to basically play for the four man front, four man front, four man front. Uh, the, I mean, or five man front,

but like, um, the, I don't know. It's, it's, it's weird. It's like,

um, wide open, like on the flats, like, which is like, like the short, um, how would you describe that?

It's like the outside of, of, of the field, like within like the outside of the field Within like 5 yards of the line of scrimmage Yeah, 5 to 10, yeah But it's what As an example, the Patriots Won 6 Super Bowls doing

Just these short, quick Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink Teams up the field And there are teams that can adjust to that But it seemed like They were trying to it seemed like they were trying to like plug up the middle and then they just ran it outside and it's like oh shit we don't know what to do now because our safeties aren't that great all right exactly yeah and and you know put jordan davison man run that three four

if you're not gonna play him like and he looked good in the when he was in he was in like the second line like the the second set of defensive linemen he looked good man uh let him fucking go i mean now derrick barnett tore his acl so uh fucking sucks yeah this scheme sucks if you are one of our listeners who is looking for key phrases to say to sports fans. There you go. That's one. So yeah, I have Jana again. And I just, I don't know his scheme, man.

So, you know, I wish it, I wish you would just, it's what it feels like. And I, is that it feels like a sort of more dressed up version of contain basically. Yeah. It's like,

I get that if you're, but like, if you're playing against a big play, like you're going to get beat real clean that way. Yeah. It's like you're trying to prevent this big play from happening, but then you just get blown up with that short yardage kind of stuff. Which, if you've got a good running back or good receivers

that are running outs. They couldn't tackle DeAndre Swift. No, and he looked good. We were texting each other, and I was like, good running by the Detroit. You're like, fucking shitty defending by the Eagles.

A little both, but no, he looked good. He looked good. Again, we're suffering this undersized linebacker core thing going on. This is the third year that he likes to be able to swap safeties in as linebackers too. I get that you want to, again, do the Belichick. Every player can play every position, but the Eagles can't do that. Is there a term for that scheme? Is there an actual

phrase? I mean, I'm sure there is, but I'm trying to think of what that is. Well, he claims he doesn't have a scheme, of course. Which, of course, that's how you set up anything, like a team is, by having no overarching principles. Right, well, they don't really play, you know. The Eagles used to play 4-3 front.

Now they sort of just, they sucked last year defensively, and I'm worried that they're going to, like, shoot themselves in the foot. The division's theirs to lose. Like, yeah. I don't really understand this. So I'm looking up there saying that Belichick's defense is running like an oaky kind of thing. It's more like a college football

kind of thing. Our safety core is not very strong. When we did our season preview, it was like... They've run some weird shit like 5-2, 5-1. Yeah,'ve run some weird shit like five two five one yeah yeah that's a weird like like honestly and i was talking about this with the offense like it feels like they're trying to run a college kind of thing like like hurt the plays they were calling for hurts felt like like trying to do the triple option kind of spread the weird navy shit or whatever and yeah and uh defensively yeah yeah so weird weird weird schemes like not your standard like four three or three four um stuff i don't know uh

gannon's getting cute with it you know i know he said he was gonna blitz more there wasn't that much blitzing it just uh yeah we we let and then the second half of the game, we let him open up. And I don't understand. Was he like, all right, well, we're just going to try to hold the lead? We're just going to say, fuck it, right. I didn't understand that. I mean, the pick six was good. I don't think there was a lot of horrible play by the defense.

No, I think you can blame scheming a lot more than anything else. I think it was the scheme overall. So, yeah, the scheme sucks. I hate it. Gannon, I mean, when's the next launch? Is it scheduled for like the 20th now, the SLS launch? We can have him test the rocket launch. Yes, please.

Like, John, is it on yet? And when he stops responding, we know it's working. a rocket lock. Yes, please. Like, John, is it on yet? And when he stops responding, we know it's working. Ten fucking penalties, too. I mean, they were throwing out false starts like they were candy. Oh, yeah. It's also week one, people are jumping, and they haven't gotten meaningful practice, so

I'm not... As long as he calms down and the scheme works out a little better i'm fine with him but i i feel like um i feel like every year the the the refs get together like what's one penalty we're going to over call the first week you know last year was holding like the year before his defensive pass interference like what which what's it going to be this year i guess we got it it's false start starts um so yeah uh offense offense wise like aj brown fucking is a stud dude he's amazing he's better than megatron through a comparable number of games. Having him is going to be so clutch.

I think everyone and their mom has said, talking about his catch radius is really high because he's so athletic he can get in position. Which, I mean, with Hertz's accuracy, that's a good thing. Hertz, reminder they were calling it an

option thing, but Hertz looked okay. He looked okay. He looked fine. This, yeah. Uh, running wise, like, no, and they got the job done. The running, running was well, they ran well. It's the same shit though. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Uh, well, you know, like if there's people who were like, well, running's not like, this is a passing first league and running's not like, you know, you can't do that against a really good defense. Sure you can. Uh, I mean, you can. You can, but there is some truth to it. Yeah, that's fair. If you lock down that

running game, you have to be able to pass. They feed into each other. That's a little bit concerning. It is the first week. I'm not ready to kill anybody except for Gannon. Yep.

He's the one. What do you think? Do you think this is... What's his name? Sirianni's last year? It's a first-round exit or a no-playoff thing? Nah. Or do you think he's got a year or two more?

I think he's got at least a couple more years. It's not as bad as it was in the uh what's his name chip kelly era yeah where we were going like 3 and 13 shit yeah yeah no i i definitely think that that and at the end of the day it's it's the head coach can only do so much you know um i think this is a coordinator problem more than a seriality problem. Yes, I would agree with you there. Any other thoughts on the birds? No, I'm good. Alright, so Temple beat Lafayette.

Yeah, congratulations. Moving on. You made it to MCF school and you only beat them by 16. Yeah. Bring back the fucking baseball team. Yes, please do that. And then I think Temple's playing UMass. My dad went to UMass.

No, Rutgers yet next. It's the homecoming game. We're going to lose 66-14. That's going to be fun. So, well, both the next games have meaning to you. Mm-hmm. I think the Birds are playing...

Who are they playing next? Is it Vikings? Yeah. Monday Night Football. The return of Jalen Rager. Yeah. On Monday Night Football. So we'll see how that goes. I think the Eagles will win. But the Cowboys lost.

Dak Prescott got shit thrown at them. Yeah, but it's always we're always the assholes We're the fucking assholes Yeah Santa had it coming Listen to our Patreon episode with Alice On Eagles fans or Philly fans

For the whole story Um So yeah there's not that much on the Sixers thing but we already talked about Fork on getting like, almost getting jumped. Basically getting hate-crimed, yeah. Yeah, getting hate-crimed because he's a Turk. By the Georgians.

Georgians, you don't even speak a proto-European language. Get the fuck out of here. Oh, we convert to Christianity first. I'll tell them. Real cool. All right, I know one Georgian person person and she's actually really nice uh so i apologize uh

all right so nothing there there was something there was something that tortella had said about the about the like the vibe and the the club is off the the the fucking uh flyers dude yeah i wonder why i fucking wonder why it's cursed, dude. I wonder why. I fucking wonder why.

It's cursed. I guess they bring him in to just make everyone cry until they win. I don't know. Don't really care that much about hockey. It's the offseason.

Next. Next. In Major League Soccer, the union... You're very quiet now. care that much about hockey and it's the offseason. Yeah, next. So in Major League Soccer, the Union... You're very quiet now. That's weird. I gotta look at my cable getting loose. Am I okay now? Yeah, you're good now.

Alright. Yeah, the Union beat Orlando City 5-1. Quiet again. They beat Orlando City 5-1. They beat Orlando City. Okay. Can you hear me? Am I okay? Let me move my keyboard. Alright.

That's fucking weird. It's like hypersensitive axis, I guess. Good now? Good now. Okay. So they beat Orlando City 5-1. And the question is, like we always have with these Major League Soccer teams, so they beat Orlando City 5-1. And the question is, like we always have with these Major League Soccer teams, so the name Orlando City, that implies that there's a not city. Right.

Orlando suburbs. Yeah, Orlando Township. You got Borough and Township. You got Orlando County. What the fuck is that name? Again. You got Orlando County What the fuck is that name? Again It pedals So much on like nostalgia For Anglophile nostalgia

For like Something that doesn't exist In the United States Ah fuck So the Union are very good And I think what's their next game? I had it up. I had all this shit up and I closed it. They don't like having too many tabs up because there was a weird game

coming up. Now they're playing unit Atlanta United again, and then they're playing. Uh, uh, actual Mexican league team. Oh, wow.

C F. Uh, true. Uh, I'm butchering that. I'm certain. Uh, so I don't, I'm sure they'll lose that one Because the Mexican league is actually like It's not like

European leagues But it's like the tier down The Mexican league is pretty legit Yeah So Mailbag Mailbag. Mailbag.

We have one. All right, so please call in. We need voicemails. Someone called in. It sounded like they hung up by accident. So I don't know if we were butt dialed. Maybe that was you, Charlie. Maybe that was the issue.

But yeah, call in. Leave a voicemail. 267-371-7218, like we said. All right, DMs. We do have one DM from our friend of the pod, Metric Mike. And he's answering your question about OSU. So, hello, Tom and yay, Liam. Hello.

I was in the middle of looking it up when Liam said, I'm sure Metric Mike will write it and tell me in brackets about OSU's name in brackets. Nice English language mentions there. I appreciate that. As an looked like, and I still don't know what a Buckeye I still didn't know what a Buckeye Leaf looked like. Are they the only team that does the stickers? That I know of, yeah. I'm sure someone else does, but they're the only one I can think of. Is it, in my understanding, that represents like oh, you got a tackle or something like that, like

is that what that represents? I used to know it, now I don't. Is it like, how that's a really dark joke i'm not going there um a sticker for a win two stickers for a win in the conference and three stickers for a win over michigan i like my original theory not the one i was going to say now which i won't say because it's too dark i said last episode which is how much it's how many weeds you smoke yeah uh so the state picked the name in like 18 that's that's mike's like in like 1878 to replace the founding name ohio agricultural

mechanical college that's a they getting pushy about the started around 1980s per the osu library so mike actually did research. Thanks, Spike. That's the first time this happened on this podcast. Also, allegedly it's a power play to assert dominant superiority because he can't find anything about them being officially designated the flagship university state. It seems

formally to be the case. Yeah, it seems like it's a branding thing. They just want the attention, right? Yeah, they just want us to get mad. About things like that. I guess grammatically, if we're thinking about it, we do usually put an article in there. Oh, sure.

But when it comes to institutions, a lot of times we drop the article because we don't need to be specific. If I say you went to Oxford, I don't need to be specific like if i say you went to oxford i don't need to say like you went to the oxford right work for although you do have that weird shit where they'll say i worked for cia instead of the cia that's how you know that they were spooked that's because they say that um yeah so uh yeah uh that's another thing like i said col, grammar takes. Sure.

Conlangs, whatever. Conlangs. Do a voicemail in Elvish. Man, we are. This is a short one today. Go catch up. There's a shitload of. Well, there's your problem. There's new ones.

Yeah. Yeah. So go listen to that stuff. But let's let's do shout outs first first to our North Catholic tier patrons with a new one, Kate H. Thanks, Kate. Thanks, Kate. MicroCat, Stephen D., Sean P., Patrick Edmond, Corvid Cultist. And there are no new 700-level patrons.

So if you want your name shouted out, Every episode, that's the North Catholic tier. And if you want your one-time shout-out, that is 700 level. All right. Again, voicemail, 267-371-7218. Name and pronouns. Let us know if you're alive, Charlie. DM and follow us. I'm at Tohickapain.

Well, no, I'm not. I'm at Tohickantipain. Liam's at. Not Liam Anderson with his Europe. He's weak. Got it right this time. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. Listen to other podcasts.

We have the one with Liam on it. Well, there's your problem. You guys have a bonus about dying from swords. I haven't listened to either yet. I'm sure they're good. What was the cross post? there's your problem. You guys have a bonus about dying from swords. I haven't listened to either yet. I'm sure they're good. Um, and then you, you,

you, you put, uh, what was the cross post work? Stoppage pod, work, stoppage pod about the strike. Uh,

go listen to that. Go listen to trash future. Go listen to lines by Liam's. Uh, I, the, I haven't finished it yet, but the episode on the operation past stories so far, I'm quite finished it yet, but the episode on the Operation Pastorius

so far I'm quite enjoying. It is a classic Nazi bungle. Well, thank you. Yeah, and no one really gets hurt. I mean, well... Fuck Nazis. Nazis do, but

they spend all their demolition money on hookers and blow. As you do. What else? What other podcasts? Hell of a Way to Die. Listen to Kill James Bond. Dice Address with Geronimo. What's the other? What else?

That's it. End this podcast. End the pod. Goodbye. I this podcast. And end the pod. Goodbye. I'm hungry. We don't care. We're from Philly. Fucking Philly. No one likes us.

We don't care. No one likes us. No one likes us. No one likes us. We don't care. We're from Philly. Fucking Philly. No one likes us.

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