Ten Thousand Losses - McGirth's ft. Justin Roczniak aka DoNotEat

Episode Date: January 18, 2025

Rocz joins the boys to talk about the city getting played like a goddamn fiddle by the Sixers over the Center City stadium proposal. Also featuring weird dick jokes and brewing equipment references. No listener voicemails or messages, we ran out of time being stupid!  Inquirer article we mentioned. Rocz on Twitter Find out bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Follow us on Bluesky: Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/liamfromwtyp.bsky.social  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have a sense of time. Mark. Mark. Okay. Hey, all right.

I'm frozen. No, I'm not frozen. No, you're frozen. I mean, today's like the only non-freezing day we've had this week Oh yeah it's about to get ugly Yeah We're gonna have a Code blue is below freezing What's it when it gets to fucking 7 Fahrenheit Code deep blue

Code deep blue And below that is like It just gets bluer and bluer until it, you know, goes into the ultraviolet spectrum. Yeah. Ice, you've heard about black ice, but how about ultraviolet ice?

Oh, no, I don't like ultraviolet ice. Not only can you not see it, but it also gives you skin cancer. Yes. Yeah, I love that. Yeah, there's we're recording this on the 17th. I'm going to try to get this out today

if we don't have too many flares. Well, I don't bleep blurs. Well, I did have to bleep a slur. Liam finally said one a couple episodes ago. It was anti-Italian. I let it go on the Patreon.

Not on the regular. Not on the regular. You have to pay you to listen to Liam say a very mild anti-Italian slur. That would get... Now, to be fair, it would piss off a lot of South Philly guys. That's an objective good. Yeah, right. But is that necessarily an issue or not?

Yeah, we got storms coming. We got Trump coming in on MLK Day. It's all... We're all good here. Everything's fine. Everything's doing great. Yeah. Yeah, there's a third voice. Hello.

Hello. Hello. That you may be familiar with if you're a listener to this podcast or of our affiliated podcasts. So who is this guest? We have Justin Rosniak. Hi, it's Roz from Well, well there's your problem a podcast about engineering disasters with slides yes um shit you've got the intro memorized see i have to write mine down so i don't remember it i just keep it simple um one of the few things left seared in my brain everything Everything else has gone to mush.

That's fair. Yeah. And you're here to announce Franklin 2 and City Skylines 2. I, when they give me the tools to do it, sure. Yeah. Aha. Yeah. We're a year and four months out and you still can't put a new building in the game there's like a couple of like chinese modders that have figured out like some hacks and that's like about it like yeah some new buildings it is it's very difficult and that's a whole

that's the whole subject um i i don't think it's entirely colossossal Order's fault, but a lot of it is Colossal Order's fault. Yeah. Well, unfortunately, this is not an anti-Finnish podcast. This is a sports podcast. Yes, this is. Yeah. Actually, I don't have anything against the Finns. The Swedes, on the other hand.

Oh. Yeah. Hello. Welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. Fuck you, right? It's Ricky Sanchez. I'm your host, Tom Payne. And my pronouns are he, him.

With me is my co-host, Ye. Liam, hi, I'm Liam McAnderson. My pronouns are also he and him. And we already introduced the guest, so fuck you. Yeah, exactly. What are your pronouns, Ross? My pronouns are he and him. I think he said that.

Oh, did he? No, I don't think I did. Oh, okay. But maybe but maybe also we have a new new addition to the outline uh just says fuck you fuck you yeah one dash expressing general animosity to the listener that's me baby yeah yeah uh why are you here stop doing this why are you listening to this podcast? It's not good. Announcements. Well, we have Roz.

So there's your announcement. Yeah. We might do a bonus to Roz too. Not today though. It's Friday. Friday. We all have to go to happy hour? I don't know. Sure. I'm having my Friday beer. It is it is oh you're doing sober january so

yeah yeah god damn it now i have to believe that all right it's in the first five minutes the podcast it's fine they don't censor those well since we've since we're now we're yeah we're migrating to uh i don't know how you say chinese the red note we're going to red note i'm going to red note yeah red note app chinese name xiao xiao shu okay that sounds nice. Yeah, I like that. We're all going to have to start releasing Mandarin versions of our podcasts. Listen, I am legitimately considering signing up just to evangelize about Philadelphia and the Eagles. And I will convince them using labor history. Exactly.

Yeah. Don't let the NFL sell you on this fucking los angeles west just because it's closer closest to china doesn't mean shit all right look and listen if we could do an arctic flight we probably could possibly you know maybe it is faster to china over the over the arctic so the great circle router over it's called the northwest passage oh that's canadian internal waters but yeah i thought you could oh wait because russia's closed its airspace right yeah can't do that for the moment well i'm sure trump will fix all that obviously yeah trump is gonna fix everything um voicemail call in 267-371-7218 give us your name

and pronouns and tell us what you would do with Mao Zedong's penis oh yes patreon.com slash 10,000 losses where you can listen

to all of our bonus episodes too we also we have previous bonus episodes with Ross we do this is true so yeah

have I been on a regular episode? Yes. I think this is the third regular episode you've been on. Gotta catch up to Jordan and the Tipping Pitches guys. Yeah, so I gotta reach out to Bobby and Alex for this February.

Bobby? Yeah, so we have Raz on today. Raz? Raz, we have Raz on today. Raz. We'll get it. Yeah. Raz. We have Raz on today.

Riz. The Rizzler ones. The Rosler. The Rosler. What if a Polish guy was charismatic? Not here. That's the other guy. We're going to talk about how they played us like fools.

The Sixers. But you have all been made fools of. You all bought it. Even my immediate family bought it. Why are you blowing up my levels, Ross? I'm trying to do Vince McMahon. That's what I thought. Yeah.

Good old Vinny Jr. Before we get started with that, I do want to cover real quick. Go Birds. that i do want to cover real quick uh go birds and i want to say that god has so favorite has so favored his only begotten team that he hath granted them five inches of snow during the game is that what the forecast says right now yeah thank god the national weather service just put out a uh winter weather advisory hashtag lock it in yeah i'm locked lock it in this is why you don't play in fucking domes. Yeah. Football was meant to be outdoors.

Yeah. Yeah. You're supposed to have horrible weather. It makes everyone miserable. Yeah. You're supposed to have just mud. Everywhere. Yeah. Just everywhere.

Slush. Got to bring out a snowblower. No, no. You have to play in the snow. Yeah. You have to play in the snow yeah you have to play in the snow banks that's the deal yeah um drifts accumulating you have to get a dog sled team yeah for each play go look up go look up the old nfl films highlights which bonus it's usually narrated by harry callas but uh and they're just the shit that those guys played in. Probably because they used to get more snow.

Yeah, I wonder what that's about. Oh, it's officially a winter storm watch, not an advisory. It would assist for Philadelphia. I'm going to say lock it in. Lock it in, yeah. Right, everyone go out on your porches and watch for the storm. If you see one, report it. If you see something, say something.

Yeah. Safety takes all of us. Yeah. So, yeah. You are not a train. See tracks, think train. Or that, what's that, what's that Scott, the Scott's real one, where it's just like some like, like clearly, you know, what's that, what's that Scott, the Scottsdale one where it's just like some like, like clearly, uh, you know, FC Celtic, Celtic, whatever you, however you pronounce

it, coded fan, very ginger kid dying, reaching for a football or something like that. They played all the time. I don't know if it's a true story or not. Um, but I've, I followed Scott rail once when I was in Scotland because I needed it. And then I haven't unfollowed them since so i get their warnings i'd like to know oh uh the train to inverness is not working oh fuckers god damn it uh get get on that gareth let's say yeah one of these days they'll let them work again yeah who's to say who's to say? Who's to say?

Shit, I didn't get the Temple fucking drop reinstated. Temple beat ranked. Number 18 Memphis. Number 18 Memphis. So, all right, I have a suitable song to play. The East is, I know it's not the East is red, but the East is cherry red. Ooh. Ooh. All right.

Red note. Evangelizing mission shifted. We're still doing Philadelphia. We're going Temple University. Yeah. It's the proletarian university. Where are we, Owls? Because we stay up at night and study.

Yeah. Because we had to work. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, we're not bourgeois decadent fuckers. Yeah, you should read the ESPN article that came out about Nick Sirianni. I may have been wrong about Nick Sirianni.

Yeah, I'm waiting for, like I said, the hat in hand. Hat in hand. I don't think I'm going to do that, but personal apology to Mr. Hat in hand. I don't think I'm going to do that, but... Personal apology to Mr. Sirianni. I don't think I'm doing that. Walking. Coach, I'm here for you.

If you need to get... When you're working on your master's social work, you can intern with us. Yes, yes. I'm not calling you out. I'm calling you in. Right. Yeah.

You might be an idiot, but apparently... Well, this says something. If Nick Sirianni is so good with these guys, how psychopathic are the coaches? Is everybody else? Yeah. Great question. Yeah.

What is it like? What kind of fucking bullshit are these guys dealing with in high school and college and other teams? I mean, we know like some of these guys have crazy egos like Urban Meyer and shit. Urban Meyer kicked a kicker. Yeah. Didn't. a kicker. Yeah. Was it like Mike Leach even accused of being kind of an asshole to his players? I don't know how true that was.

You're a big Mike Leach guy. Yeah. Irony that the kicker became the kickee. Yeah. Yeah. It's a real twist of fate there. But yeah, Temple beat ranked Memphis, as we said.

We did. Yeah. Staking with college sports, we have a battle of the prayer warriors here with Ohio State against Notre Dame. Did you hear, was it Riley Leonard saying, well, God has chosen us. We're both very prayerful teams what oh god oh that's a good word yeah because that's that's what if i was an omnipotent omnibivalent omniscient being that sees all things at all times i really would have a vested stake in i just started trusting the lord i looked up and said jesus whatever your will is for my life, I trust it 100%. That sounds like prod shit.

Yeah, that's not Catholic. Come on. Not to say. Well, you know, when I think of the Ohio State University, I know there's something involved with Providence there because no other university has the in front of it. Even though they were founded after Ohio University. It's almost like the Ohio State University. The there is a marketing thing that started in the 80s. I think one of our listeners

had called in and told us that. So I'm going to take that as true because our listeners are never wrong. No. Unimpeachable. Famously. No, it's I guess go Irish. I fucking hate Ohio State. i also hate ohio state i i cannot believe we have to throw our our our our support behind the god damn here we are i hear you're

you're gonna go uh to another mass to support Notre Dame. Potter, is there anything to be said for saying another mass? The whole homily is about Notre Dame. As long as the Eagles keep winning, I will keep going to mass. Oh, God. Please, your poor mother. That is the deal.

If the birds win, I go to Mass. When the birds stop winning, I'll stop going to Mass. It works. It works. I think God has heard your prayers, Liam. He's sending snow. Yes.

Specifically. To embarrass and destroy the LA Rams. Decadent Bourgeois team. Yes. He already tried with the Wildfires. I was going to make that joke, but it seemed to be in poor taste. Well, so be it. I mean, this is a real fire and ice situation.

Yeah, thanks for that. You get the come time. Yeah thanks for that You're listening to Bingo That's you, you're Bingo I don't know what I am Bingo and the Cougar Bingo and the Cougar on 101.7 WROCK FM And it plays Imagine Dragons Radioactive There's a Radio Cross David uh radio cross wow david

cross has a great bit about you know you're i don't want to steal it but it's like yeah you're listening like frank and the cooter and it's like he just he it's all david cross but it's very funny listen to david cross's old stand-up during the bush era especially if you're a fucking zoomer listening to this and you don't understand how Bush was set He fucking set the fucking table here The table for Trump yeah Go listen to old Pat Oswald old David Cross Talking about Bush it's great

And Greg Giraldo may he rest in peace R.I.P real one Oh Greg and Mitch Hebert too But he wasn't very political Greg Giraldo And I'm just, oh, great. And Mitch Hebert, too. But he wasn't very political. Yeah. Greg Geraldo, you get your diagnosis of AIDS by a Puerto Rican guy standing on the subway yelling across the track.

One of the best stand up bits ever. Oh, yo, you got AIDS, yo. Yeah. Yo, Greg, your cholesterol is high, son. Thank you. uh oh yo you got aids yo yeah yeah yo greg your cholesterol's high son thank you thank you thank you uh r.i.p r.i.p well it's real you know i'm gonna toll the bell there um we're really doing zooker antics today. Oh, and Abid's dead again. I haven't been following the Sixers because they're so fucking bad.

They're so putrid. 15-24 or some shit. Yeah, he's out another seven to ten days with left knee swelling. Just fucking punt, dude. Just tank. Sit him for the year. Sit him for the year. Just tank.

We're not coming back from that. We're process two. Roz, what are you doing, my guy? Roz, are you alive? I heard distant movement. Are you okay, Roz? Tom, that's not you, is it? No, no. Can you hear me?

Yeah, I can hear you. Who? Where? What? Did you fall asleep? No, I did not fall asleep. I just was like, I need to go grab another beer really quick. Ah, I knew it. I fucking knew it. I knew you were either like shitting or grabbing a beer. Because I was like, oh, he didn't say anything, which means he's trying to be sneaky about it.

Yeah. I knew it. I fucking knew it. Because it's not like those other episodes where you've just been like, so we, I will tell a story real quick. And I think I told it on it. We have an unnamed episode. Well, there's your problem. That will never be released with an unnamed guest, where Roz and I were both fighting sleep.

That's happened twice. I know. I was trying to keep it in. One of them actually did get released, but after a second try, and it was much better. Your episode? On account of I sounded like Jordan Peterson. Oh, yeah. Yeah, suck through a

cigar store yeah i gotta i gotta go through the the zancaster archive you just hear ross softly snoring yeah i just listen i just listen to his track i just isolate that i'm only here for ross's vocals yeah that's all yep i gotta gotta go through 300 hours of voice now. I don't want context. That's for cowards. Yeah. So Why are we gathered here today? Why are we gathered?

Oh, I'm surprised we're going to Mass. Oh my god. Shit. We're gathered here today to celebrate the memory of the center city sixers arena i don't know why every every deacon sings like that That's because it's their job Lends an air of spirituality To the mass Are you like specifically saying

The deacons do it worse than the priests do It's like a way of them singing Without actually like singing I guess it's like how to sound okay Even if you can't sing Because I'm pretty sure that they're not like Like alright guys actually like singing i guess it's it's like how to sound okay even if you can't sing because i'm pretty sure that they're not like like all right guys we got all right here you're at the seminary and it's like all right time for vocals class guys are you ready let's do our exercises you know

the skeleton took a shower uh this is the problem with modern seminary school is everyone like expects uh you know you to have actual job training there. And no, you got to learn. You got to learn to vocals on the job. Well, this is what happened when you stopped making castrati to fill in. That does enforce priestly celibacy a lot better than the current methods. I will say that. I think that briley

leonard might be a prod man is he i don't know so he's just american catholic yeah oh well well well well i i'm just imagining like maybe like a like a this is like a like an unused father ted script where the like the priest choir choir, the priestly barbershop quartet that forms at seminary and they go and perform. What's the St. Charles Borromeo? Yes.

Glee Club. And they put a new spin on some old tunes. You've never heard Thomas Tallis like this before. Or Palestrini. Yeah, that's right. I know a few early music composers. Well, technically Renaissance.

All right. So, the Sixers and Liam Stead. Goodbye, cruel world. Yeah. Let's go through the hymnal right now. Open your missiles to the part where it says

who can get communion. That was my favorite part reading when I was bored at church. The Episcenian Chalcedonian Miaphysite Church of Christ in communion with the Catholic Church. They can take communion. What the fuck are you talking about?

It's Catholics. You wouldn't understand. I go to Mass! Well, open up your missile. Open up the missile, yeah. And it tells you who is allowed to get communion. Not me. Well, because you're not part of the Marianite, Chalcedonian

Catholic faction. Apostolic Catholic Church. Well, with an asterisk. No, it's the one. The one part. What? Nope. Yeah, like the Eastern Ukrainian Catholic Orthodox.

Yeah. Corinne went to Ukrainian high school and they were in full communion with the Catholic Church. Yeah. Catholics are a trip. There are Catholic churches in communion with Catholic Church Church. Yeah. Many Catholics are a trip. There are Catholic... Churches in communion with the Catholic Church that have different rites. So there's like Byzantine rite.

There's actually one for Episcopalians or Anglicans who become Catholic. There's ones like... Oh, but so you could feel like you're Protestant, but you're actually Catholic. Oh. We got to start directing people that way. Oh, the use of...

Go ahead. If they want to be these weird conservative Catholics who don't believe in the Pope, they should just go do that. Yeah. Yeah. You have to learn how to use the use of serum. It's a real deep cut there for the liturgical... Liturgy heads i have no idea what that is it's it's it's the old catholic uh the right so the right is the plan for mass like how you write yes and so it was the old oldum, like the Salisbury, that was like the rotten burrow.

The use of Sarum is like what Salisbury Cathedral used in like the 11th century. I see. And so it is allowed in certain dioceses to be used in lieu of like the new, like the Latin Rite. Okay, so this is before they standardized everything in the missiles and then they had to publish 5 million of them each year.

And then all the kids at Catholic school would have to go into the church and change them out every year. Yeah. Straight up child labor. Yeah. So they have these particular use cases where specific churches are given like dispensation to use old or different forms. And that's what like Francis did with the Tridentine Mass.

Like he didn't ban it. He just really restricted it because Francis really fucking hates track ass. Honestly, he does. He fucking hates them. I always tell you. You want me to do a third one? We'll do three. Listen, unlike the Supreme Court of the United States, I can enforce my

rulings with the Swiss Guard. Do you want to be Hal? Just imagine him sending a hit squad to Halbert, JD, Vance, Live on Television. Oh my God, yeah. No, they just take over the church squad to Halbert, J.D., Vance, Live on television. Oh, my God. Yeah. No, they just take over the church in Covington, Kentucky.

Oh, God. Those fucking Santa Vecas freaks. Oh, my God. You should just excommunicate those guys. You should just excommunicate them. Yeah. The whole of the whole Opus Dei, all those weird shitheads. The whole Opus Dei.

The whole. Yeah, I'm trying to Opus Dei that all those weird shaheads. The whole Opus Dei. The whole. Yeah, I'm trying to Opus Dei that whole, if you know what I mean. Alright, so we just spent the last eight minutes talking about Catholic Church liturgical rites. Let's talk about the Sixers Stadium. Ah, yes. I believe that was the subject of the podcast.

I'm not familiar with the rights they use there. It's the Philadelphia use. Yeah, what was intended. Yeah, the Philadelphia. May use be blessed and kept. I got really mad when they changed it from and also with you to and with your spirit the Philadelphia

right you just say go birds yeah go birds alright now everybody gets together and do the kiss of peace alternately you could just say go birds or do the eagles chant yeah fly eagles fly oh get the deacon in there fly the Eagles chant. Yeah. Fly, Eagles, fly.

Oh, get the deacon in there. Fly. In the holy spirit, the Eagles will fly forever. That tracks. Yeah, that's good. May Jalen Hurts pass 400 yards.

We'll be lucky if you guys are 200 man please include AJ Brown in the passing game yeah I listen I love Jalen to Devontae too but like AJ Brown needs to be fed or he gets to be

a very cranky man alright Sixers Stadium fuck you it's not happening they're just not going to do it it's incredible it's an amazing win for everyone except for like a few people in government yeah so so to give background i'm sure every and i'll include the link in the show notes but remember i was talking about that Sixers deal a couple years ago about where they wanted to build a new stadium and they wanted to do it in Chinatown

in the fashion district. Yeah. Fuck it. Fuck you. It's a gallery. And Chinatown wasn't happy with it. And a lot of people protested. And there's people delivering shit to the mayor's office and they acted like weird

and then they finally got it through uh like a week ago two weeks ago yes people were arrested at the hearings um there's been massive protests against this thing basically since it was announced it's taken up all the air in the room in like local politics for about two years now and uh the the sixers are just like at the after the buzzer we're just like those now we don't give a shit we're staying in south philly yeah yeah we have a deal so they announced that they're have a partnership with comcast who owns owns the Flyers. They own the Wells Fargo Center, Comcast Spectacore. And I guess

they're going to give them equal ownership in the new stadium and all that kind of good stuff. And I got to ask the question, was this ever serious to begin with? Or was this meant to... They intended to stay down there the whole time they just wanted

to get a better deal what do we think i am not sure i mean this whole thing has left uh one serious question in my mind which is what the fuck just happened yeah like um you know because this has been so incredibly controversial it's made everyone mad at each other um you know you have you've had to hear the worst takes about it from the worst people you've had to hear all this bullshit about it and it's like okay um yeah actually all that was fake uh this was a negotiating ploy for us getting a better arena in South Philly. Okay, sure, whatever. Why did you just monopolize the entire city council of the fifth largest city in the United States for two years? For this bullshit? For this bullshit, yeah.

Why did you? I mean, everyone hates city council now. You know, this is just, you know, everyone expended so much political capital to get this thing through over, you know, a lot of people in Chinatown, over a lot of people who, you know, are just generally skeptical of stadiums in general in cities over you know it over what never looked like that fantastic of a deal for the city it's another one of those east market revitalization schemes that never talks about yeah and uh it it's just like were they ever serious i? I don't know. But if they weren't ever serious, that's an indictment of, you know, the whole I I don't trust the process, I guess, is what I had to have to say here. You know, and there's I know people who say just straight up. The only reason Mayor Parker was elected was in order to push this exact deal through.

And it didn't happen. That's really embarrassing for her. But also really embarrassing for the entire electoral system here. Yeah, it seems like a lot of... She won with like 35% of the vote. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She only won because she won the primary.

Yeah, the building trades pushed her over. Yeah. That and a few key developers. Right. You know. Bar blasting you, son of a bitch. That motherfucker's went to Chinatown for a long time. This is true.

This is true. I remember reading it back in like the, do you remember when like, was it the Philly Weekly was good or still existed? Yes. Before, it became like a conservative magazine for like a couple years. Yeah. They tried to do that. Yeah.

Yeah. That didn't work but uh yeah they did it too early there's been a lot of uh you know ideas of like okay we need something to revitalize east market and possibly revitalize chinatown and stuff like that these schemes appear over and over again they're all like big you big moonshot schemes as opposed to something that's like a little more gradual. Yeah, achievable and so on and so forth. None of them pan out. And I also look at Chinatown. It's like, okay, here's this wonderful neighborhood

full of these small restaurants and your neighborhood hardware store and your restaurant supply store. Here's a local travel agency, all this this stuff and someone looks at it and says where's the louis vuitton store and it's like this is why we have to apparently redevelop all these areas um and the last time we had you on like again like there's nothing wrong with having like hey there's a wig store and a sneaker store uh people do need to buy those yes yeah i i mean with the gallery it's kind of like okay there's there's still a lot of

vacant storefronts in there but it's not like a bad place to be i mean you know sometimes you just have to go to burlington code factory uh and do that weird thing where you can't walk from one side of the store to the other with merchandise uh i don't know if that's still like that but um because it was separated by like a like an actual exit but uh no like like all right i i think of marketing you said there's that giant fucking parking lot by the old courthouse slash post office whatever yeah yeah the disney hole yeah why don't why don't we fucking do something there like parking lot by the old courthouse slash post office, whatever. Yeah. The Disney hole. Yeah. Why don't, why don't we fucking do something there?

Like I know that's a curse spot too, but. It's sinking. Well, well, a way to stop it from sinking would be to put a building on it. That's, that's not where,

that's not where like, uh, is it sinking because of the hole they built was poorly filled in or is there like, it's sinking because the hole they, that the foundation that was fully excavated there was just filled in haphazardly. And then a parking lot was put on top of it. They dug that shit out probably 50, 60 feet. I wasn't sure if there was an old...

Speaking of city skylines too, I was like an old because we could see Skylines, too. I was doing like an old Philly map some guy made and I was like fucking with it. I was like, oh, is there a creek here or not? But yeah, I really I really do wonder if I don't think like I think like the conspiracy like, oh, they got Parker in. To run this through. Yeah, that's kind of nonsense. But it was going to be the signature achievement of her administration. Yes, I mean, this is definitely... Maybe pushing it.

It's always embarrassing for the mayor if a sports team moves to another convenient location outside the city limits. So I do think there was some amount of, oh, my God, we have to keep the Sixers from moving to Camden in this process at all times. Now, to some small credit, this was never going to directly involve taxpayer dollars, but directly was doing a lot of work there because they were going to try and likely screw over SEPTA in the process, our public transportation agency, because they are building this on top of one of their nicer stations. And there was not really any consideration about how it would interact with the stadium.

No, there wasn't. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think we said what in one episode put that make the stadium floor translation so you can watch the trains go by. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, yeah, I can say this. Honestly, if they move the fucking cam, then it's still filled up.

Like, I don't that way. I wouldn't give a shit. I honestly wouldn't give a shit. It's right there with Paco. It's right there, yeah. Yeah. That doesn't bother me. It's a two-train ride for me anyway, so I don't give a shit.

That's what you get for living in Bucks County, bud. I know. I know. I know. Every day I wake up and I curse myself and god for making the move to bucks county um instead of staying in philadelphia uh no we actually do sometimes we're like we go we go into the city you know we come to the city like every every couple weeks and like i'm like man i do miss like there's shit to do here i can walk places places. Doylestown is alright.

It's fine. Yeah, it's Doylestown. Anyway. Your friend Ross can come over for dinner. Oh, this is true. Yes. Yeah, you look very cozy yesterday. We were referencing pictures online

that none of you have in front of you right now. Or maybe you do. Maybe it's a big coincidence. You can go on X, the Everything app and look at them. The Everything app. It's on X, the Everything app. Why would Larry Parker do it?

Larry Parker. Go ahead, man. They're Parker. No. They're not Parker. I was going to say, now they're talking about we'll still do something with the location. They're like backtracking.

It sounds like Sheryl Parker is like I'm going to get a biosciences hub in here somehow. Or some sort of bullshit like that. Yeah, exactly. I don't know what the plan is. There is no plan.

They're really they've announced $60 million Exactly. I don't know what the plan is. There is no plan. They're really, I mean, they've announced $60 million in investment in East Market. And what the hell that means, I think, is still very much up in the air. Anybody who's got a CL, I'll buy that. There's no municipal plan for East Market. People have been trying to fix the fact that there's a lot of downscale retail over there for a long time, which again, I don't think is a terrible thing to have some downscale retail in the first place. The first thing that they did quite a while back is, of course, sell whole blocks to the Pennsylvania Real Estate Investment Trust, who, of course,

just shut down all the stores and boarded up the buildings um which made the problem worse yeah you know and you know every plan seems to be okay let's try and create another huge singular building maybe an arena will do it maybe revitalizing the gallery and renaming it the fashion district. We'll do it. It's not a district. It's one building. And, you know,

every, every idea to like, quote unquote, revitalize this area is just stupid. Just really dumb. There's no, there's, there,

there's no, there,. There's no there there. It's and now, of course, the Macy's in the Wanamaker building is closing down. So the problem is only getting worse. And no one seems interested in actually solving it, except in some way where they can disperse, you know, millions and millions of dollars to their friends. Yeah. you know millions and millions of dollars to their friends uh yeah i you know it's uh speaking to the macy's store um i we went there uh for the you know because we go to that down to like the christmas village and all for the holidays and i was like oh yeah let's listen i it was the worst i've ever seen it like it it felt like they were just half-assing it which doesn't shock me

now knowing that they were going to close if you go to a Macy's that's still extant they're not bad stores that was apparently their highest grossing location but somewhat at Macy's lost

I think $150 million in the accounting department. So they decided to close it. Yeah. That's very stupid. Very dumb. Yes. Yeah.

So I wonder what will happen. I still remember when the Strawbridge's building had the Dickens Village and all that stuff. And being frightened to shit by the fucking Ghost of Christmas Future. That the Christmas village, but the Dickens village and all that stuff. And being frightened to shit by the fucking Ghost of Christmas Future. That doesn't shock me. I thought you'd be scared shitless from it. Or I guess you were scared shitless in the sense that you were unable to shit.

Yeah. I had shit. Yeah. Alright, hold on. Hold on. There you go. Yeah, no, that was a formative experience. I feel like that future Philadelphia should also fear the consequences

of their actions in the form of a very spooky ghost. That's what Catholic school is for, man. Yeah. Well, not everyone can afford to go to Catholic school since they closed North Catholic. Good point. That's a good point. That and the children to Little Flower.

Yes. Yes. See last week's episode for Little Flower. How could you tell? How could you tell I wish to Little Flowers? Pretty much. how could you tell i wished the little flowers uh pretty much oh there's there's the we have a new custodian at work and she sounds like that i should ask her hey did you get a little flower little flower that's what you get a little flower um yeah no uh so so liam you had a question that

that i accidentally cut you off it was the third question on the on the slides i did why would larry krasner do this yeah why would you do this why would larry krasner do this um i i will say uh it does not seem like crime was a factor in this decision no one's tried or but didn't wasn't there some some reporter on local news who tried to spin it that way steve keely i want to say keely yeah it's always fucking steve keely yeah it's like i Like, I, these arenas are the most controlled environments. And, like, they're second only to, like, the airside of airports. You know, I don't know why crime would be a factor. I mean, they have sports in downtown Detroit, for Christ's sake. Shouts out to downtown Detroit, though for having beautiful architecture what's oh yes obviously yeah we like detroit here when when i did when i was on garris

pod um and we did like this google maps tour of like different cities i said anyone who who talks you know detroit's architecture will immediately be executed. Oh yeah. I saw, I saw that. Uh, I appreciated that actually. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, I don't,

I will not hear that slander. Uh, but, uh, at Garris, like, Oh my God, this was,

I can't, I'm not even gonna try his accent. This is like beautiful. I never thought about this. Like he was like genuine excitement in his eyes. Like, wow. I was like,

yeah, America. And we used to build things. We used to be a proper country. We used to be okay. Thank God we're going to make America great again. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Bionics in Greenland. Yeah, it's ours now. Fuck you. You know, if that happens, there's going to be a whole bunch of like i'm going there where the norse were to meet my you know like like some of these fucking focus focus uh dipshits uh fake fake heathens uh imagine you live in greenland and like you find out you've been annexed by america the local hospital is privatized um your reno is illegal now uh All the social services shut down instantly.

I mean, your taxes go up somehow. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Your local moron opens a car dealership the next day. Suddenly, for some reason, the politicians listen to him. Yeah. No, he's made $100 million in a week somehow.

Yeah, the dumbest guy you know is now the mayor. Yeah, that's literally it. That's literally what's happened to us, yes. I can't believe they put fucking Oleg in charge of this. The town oaf. Yeah, it would be a Danish guy It would be a Danish guy Actually I do know a Dane who's very sweet She's very cuddly

Sweet person She's like if you turned Like a big hug into a human being So shouts out to that Dane. What are you making that face for? She's really nice. She's sweet. I haven't seen her in a long time.

She's a friend. Jesus. I'm sorry you don't have a Danish friend. Wow. I have a Norwegian friend. No, it's Roz. I'm Swedish. He's Norwegian.

That's a good point. Well, then you need the Dane to complete the trifecta. Yeah, Triforce. Also the Rockefeller sign. Rockefeller. What about a Finn? No, we're not doing that. They're not Nordic.

Oh, don't tell them that. Don't tell them that. Their language is Finn or Alec. It has 14 cases. I don't know what that means, Tom. What about an Estonian? That's a... That's a...

Alright, but that's like a fin... Get out the calipers, dude. Let's do this. That's a slightly more communist fin. This is the point where we're doing... Let's get out the calipers measure the heads the skulls

yep square head square head that's a square right there or in all three of our cases giant fucking head giant fucking head giant fucking head big heads yeah so feel so bad for our mothers

so but go back to Larry Krasner. Why would he do this? Yeah. Why would he let crime in Philadelphia and septa in particular drop to its lowest ever? It has been very funny watching people go around in circles trying to say Larry Krasner is ruining the city when in fact the crimes are actually being prosecuted for the first time yeah uh which is always on a backlog yeah yeah this has always been a yeah this has always been a problem in the city is like just crimes not getting prosecuted even though someone was arrested really yeah exactly so it's it's the stuff is moving through the courts more smoothly. And it's like, well, maybe not seeking the absolute maximum fuck you sentence in the world every single time is imagine that.

Yeah. You know, maybe maybe helping these cases along. Wow. Yeah. Some sort of diversionary or restorative thing. You should read the Inquirer article that came out about that. The juvenile? Yeah, you should read that. It's insane. Those who don't know, Philadelphia has the highest rate of juvenile incarceration in the country. Yeah.

Yeah, great. Good for us. And the Philadelphia Youth Center is fucking packed. Kids are sleeping on benches and shit. It's inhumane. There's fights. Yeah, there's fights and shit, from what I've heard. So what's next for Market East, Roz, Liam?

What are we doing there? They're going to fuck it up in some new and fascinating way we haven't even thought of yet. Yeah, they're going to, like fuck it up in some new and fascinating way we haven't even thought of yet yeah they're gonna like i don't know say we're gonna spend 60 million dollars to try and get costco to relocate here yeah or something like that remember hq2 yeah yeah yeah this is this this does have a lot of parallels with like amazon h, too. I mean, in terms of like, OK, we got to we got to play everyone off each other. We got to see what the best deal we can get. And then we pick the same places we were going to pick in the first. We were always going to pick Crystal City.

And yeah, we said jump. You said how high you stupid fucking morons. Yeah, exactly. You know, all they're doing is make everyone embarrass themselves. Market East. I mean, you know, if I were doing it, what I would do is take some of these really huge lots and divide them up so they can sell more easily. And you get a bunch of smaller, more interesting buildings where you could realistically put like smaller businesses and so on and so forth. That doesn't pencil out in today's construction finance environment.

They're like, no, you own this huge lot. You better put one building in there and have one tenant. And that tenant better be a big box store or like a restaurant. Yeah, bro. We're going to get somehow another Iron Hill Brewing. Yeah, yeah, exactly. A block from the other one. That's what they want.

That's exactly what they want. We're going to put you a second yard. There'll be a victory outpost. Yeah. A block from the other one. That's what they want. That's exactly what they want. We're going to put you in a second yard. There'll be a victory outpost. Yeah. A second yard. Other half. They'll put a Troggs in there. Yeah.

I like other half. It's ****. What's another brewery? God damn it, Liam. Sort of like the medium size. Let's get a Stone. Stone's doing well these days stone exactly or um ballast point yeah a billion dollars a billion dollars for a fucking brewery

i remember reading that'd be like get this bubble out of here yes it shoots the shoots would be the other one and then put you know all right 20 stories of the worst apartments you've ever seen. I would. I would fuck with the shoots if I could get fresh Black Butte, though. That's a good point. Yeah.

I have been to the shoots in Portland. I do fuck with it. Are they maybe bring bring yingling and do like the yingling experience, the yingling experience.

You can experience Dick yingling. Speaking with Donald Trump, I have an animatronic Yingling in, do like the Yingling experience. The Yingling experience. You can experience Dick Yingling speaking with Donald Trump. I have an animatronic Donald Trump in there with animatronic Dick Yingling. Oh, I'd actually go hit that up. That sounds pretty fun. That'd be pretty funny, yeah. The workers, they wanted

a brewery. They wanted the union. I said, I told Dick, I said, you can't do it. You have to put it in Florida if they try. Thank you. That made me so mad. Yeah. Yangling south of

Mar-a-Lago. Oh, they're just, they're going to try. I would, what would be great is then you have the actual Trump, like what he says about Dick Yangling after his,

what a fucking moron. That guy was an idiot. His beer is trash. I don't like it. He doesn't drink, man. Yeah. That's true. He's a Yangling

non-alcoholic. Is there? I don't know if there is. I, that's too woke for them, I think. I feel like that's too woke. Yeah,

that does sound too woke for them. I mean, they do make a beer called fucking black and tan that tells you. I that's too woke for them. I think it's too. Yeah, it does sound too woke for them. I mean, they do make a beer called fucking black and tan. That tells you. Yeah, and it's just their porter blended with the traditional lager and not even like with the layers. Like I'd be hard to do in a can. It would be. It would be. If they could figure it out, though, that would be pretty cool.

Try. That would be interesting. Yeah. That would be interesting. You divide the can vertically and then you have two pull tabs on the top. They're marked one and two. You can pour the first half in and then the second half.

Other half? Patent pending. Patent pending. Original idea. Do not steal. there's a original idea do not steal there's a liquor like that you could and you could have one of the one of the gizmos that guinness has the way so that's also the widget yeah sheridan's coffee liqueur hang on one second i'm sending this to you so you can see what it looks like i have to go go to Cass Cartel, who's asking $160 for this, which is insane. One second,

please. This is what it looks like. Okay. Ooh, excuse me. Daddy. I am of legal age. Yes. Oh, this is weird. Or what you can do is you can buy Tia Maria

and fucking Bailey's and just do that. This reminds me of like the Star San container. I love Star San. You can actually drink diluted Star San. It tastes like lemon juice. Oh, wow.

The five star products sales rep would. He's like, here, look, it's safe enough to drink. We didn't ask you. We didn't ask you. No, let me do it. Yeah. Back. Does it sanitize you?

Does it fight COVID? New ivermectin. Yeah. New ivermectin. It's dark sand. It sanitizes your bowels. Because you don't want any bacteria in your lower intestine. No, no.

You are... I can't digest anything. Don't drink tarzan. Yeah. The first guy to do the devil's milkshake unprompted. I can't drink lactose anymore, but for some reason I have developed the ability to digest lignin, so I can eat cotton. Thank you, StarSan.

I am now powered by cellulose. I can only see it in green. I'm now one of billions of organisms preventing coal from ever forming ever again. Yeah, I live on the moors. I eat the peat moss now. My only protein is bog bodies. I work at the Laphroaig factory 16 hours a day. They let me eat as much peat as i want yeah you're dr manhattan but for scotch yeah uh each decade i chop down a redwood and that's

enough food for the entire time just chewing chewing on blocks of wood all day. Yeah, no, I love Not good for my teeth, but I can digest it. Oh, that's like me eating popcorn kernels. Yeah, I just have a bag of wood chips I'm snacking on all day. Guys, I brought enough for everybody. Yeah, I went down to the garden center.

Oh, they love being there. I got applewood. Cherry? Cherry? garden center yeah oh they love me in there i got applewood applewood cherry yeah uh when you're real like you're really fucking hungry you break open the wood pellets like yeah for the pellet stove i eat them by the handful you you remember that uh was that british plan to make uh the ship out of the water that was impregnated with like cotton, not cotton, the wood pulp. And you're just like, I love that. That's like your popsicle. Yeah.

Well, like the piecrete. Yeah. Piecrete. Yeah. I love pie. I get piecrete for dessert. I love it. I hate the splinters in my tongue, but.

Yeah, but it doesn't melt. It takes forever to melt. So I love it. Boy, how is it worth it? My tongue doesn't like it, but my belly does. Ask me about a reverse as being hot sauce. I think

like I said, my stomach's just like, all right, empty the empty the chute. I guess it's just entirely full of splinters. Just horrible splinters everywhere. Yeah. It just has to wait. Wait till it gets into my duodenum.

Then we're good. You just chew it for hours. Yeah. I like that. I like a cow. Yeah. Yeah. Regert.

Yeah. Yeah. How did this happen? Fucking drank star sand. I just drank star sand once. We were talking about Larry Craster. Yeah. Yeah.

And what's next for Mark? And beer. Yeah. So a star sand dispensary. Apparently. Yeah. We're going to plant a big redwood tree and then feed half the city for months. There's like three people who know

what Star Sand is, listening to this, and they're fucking rolling on the floor laughing, and everyone's like, what the fuck are they talking about? What the hell are they talking about? Which I think is a pretty frequent question, frankly. Yeah.

Oh, boy. Well, holy shit. It's been an hour talking about nothing. Yeah. All I can say about Market East, what's in the future? Probably nothing. Yeah, probably nothing. Same old, same old.

Wait till we have a mayor with vision. That's going to be a long time Yeah Ross for mayor Ross for mayor fuck it Obviously When I'm mayor When I am God Yeah

You're gonna have to break the council Like city council's gonna have to Yeah you're gonna have to They're gonna have to be Yeah, you're going to have to. You're going to... They're going to have to be sent off to the Allegheny National Forest. The gulag. Yeah. The gulag, it's just northeast Philly.

Yeah, the Philly gulag. Yeah, you're going to fucking Rockledge. Oh, my co-op is in Rockledge. Oh. Yeah, that's it. That's all. You get to go to the Austrian village. No, you're going to... village no you're going to uh oh you're you're you're going to uh long crest sorry press that's it that's all you get to go you get to hang out with the cops that were too dumb to move out of the

city when they had the chance uh well don't they have to live in the city for a little bit before they can move is that the deal the deal? I'm not sure. I thought they were still required to move and live in the, I don't know. No, no. Half of them live in fucking like... Brockledge. Like Warrington. So it's only like city employees other than cops who have to live in the city.

Yeah, there's a shitload of Philly cops who live in in Warrington, Warminster, that part of Bucks. Oh, God. Kill a grove, baby. Because they won't let them live in Burn Athen. They're not allowed to live there. What's that weird church there? Whatever the...

Sweet Abortion. They won't let them there. They got to work up some rage so they can do their job properly by commuting two hours in every day. I love to take 611 in the fucking morning. I hate 611 even at night. I've driven North 611

at two in the morning, coming back from the city. It fucking sucks. I hate it. It's like slamming on a horn for 45 minutes straight. 11 at 2 in the morning, coming back from the city. It fucking sucks. I hate it. Yeah, I can't hear you. Just slamming on a horn for 45 minutes straight. I can't hear you. I live in Oxford Circle because fuck you. I love to have... I love to be going southbound

and trying to get on the turnpike, but because the lanes aren't marked properly, I turn into the fucking Home Depot. That sounds like a you problem. This is a very specific complaint, frankly. It is. It is. And people will know exactly what I'm talking about. Where the fucking on 611 southbound

right before 276, where like the fucking used to be what was the name of the bar? We're not a business. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Hold on. I'm looking it up on Google Maps. Google.

Google. Google. There's like a Miller's Ale House there. Oh, I know what you're talking about. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. I'm seeing a Home Depot now. Yeah.

You know what I'm talking about, where that trumpet interchange is. You're not bitching about McGurks, are you? No. It was a regional chain it was like i was like yeah they let they they make the waitresses wear skimpy clothes there uh oh it was a tilted killed tilted killed yeah no no no no no that's not a kill it uh well we were both ready for it i know it was it's not it's not that though Shit. Like a more racy tilted kilt? I've never been to a tilted kilt.

How have you never been to a tilted kilt? I've also never been to a tilted kilt. You people haven't lived. I went to Catholic school. I didn't need to go to a tilted kilt. Do they make the men wear raunchy kilts? I hope so. I'm trying to see balls flapping.

Yeah. I, you know, I, you know, we kid, but I got to imagine at least like three times a day that the Pipers in Edinburgh are ready to like just beat the shit out of some like creepy old lady. Like, oh, you're wearing anything under there? You know, some like Susan from fucking Atlanta. Like, please, lady, leave me alone. I'm just trying to fucking play the bagpipe here. By the statue of David Hume. Yeah. Yep.

I can't remember the name. Not Firebirds. They don't do that. It's completely lost on me. I cannot remember. So call in. Tell, call in

267-371-7218. Tell us where that restaurant was because I went there not because of, because I objectified women, but because I had a friend who was a pervert. He's a pervert.

Yeah. One of them sex perverts that likes boobs. Oh my. I don't know i just walked in and like my eyes popped out of my head oh my god yeah just start whacking yourself over the head with the mallet and start whistling are those women over there wow okay uh wow gee willikers yeah uh but he was he so all right this guy doesn't fucking listen to the podcast i don't give a shit i he moved to colorado years ago uh he's like yeah you want to go to this like yeah this place they got good like they got good wings here i was like sure he's like

let me get there he's like hey do you like it i was like yeah it seems all right i was like he's like you like the waitresses is like is this why we're here is this i don't do they make them where do they make them wear that he's like yeah can we just go to the titty bar? Well, he... I have a story about that. I'll tell you that another time. I don't go to titty bars, but I can't because it will dox some stuff, but it's...

I'm not a titty bar guy. But he should have just went to the titty bar. And it's like, dude, they make the women wear this to work here, dude? He's like, I don't know. You like i don't i don't fuck with that what i do is operate an all nude male review yes yes which i like to call someone with a name let's talk we're all counting on you we're all counting on you i We're all counting on you. I call it girth, though. It's frankly. Girts.

Girts. You've heard of Girts. Now get ready for Girts. Every waiter at Girts. Suited to oblivion in 30 seconds. It's at least 36 inches wide. Like an oil canister. The waiter comes over.

The nude waiter comes over and slaps his dick on the table and then the menus unroll like a scroll. Oh, Tora, I remember this. I think every time Roz is on, it devolves into some sort of weird sex.

Sex pervert. You're one of the sex perverts, aren't you? One of those weirdos who likes to have sex. Wow. No, not me. Never. No, strictly. I'm strictly...

Listen, when I went to attend vocations at Catholic school, I picked single for a reason. Is this something you don't know about, Liam, vocations? I didn't. Oh, yeah, I also did that. So the vocations are what? The priest, single, but like celibate? Yes.

Or married? Am I missing another one? Is that that it i believe those are the three well i think i think also like being a monk or a nun is separate yeah yeah a lay a lay like there's a there's a term for like a lay brother or lay sister where you're trying to lay sisters. Yeah. You're like you're like you're like a Carmelite or a discount, you know, whatever the fuck are you talking about? The discount

orders are those who don't wear shoes. Your favorite. Oh, I just got really excited. All right. I finally look. Bring the fucking holy oil. I'm ready to convert. Listeners, Liam was making a hell of a face right there. Letcherous.

Letcherous eyes. Trying to do the Hamburg. Not Hamburg. Who are the family? Habsburgs. The Habsburgs. You trying to do the Habsburgburg chin My family tree is a circle It's all relative

Poor Charles That dude's face was so fucked up He was He was clearly So Like what did they say His brain was full of water And his testicle was black and shriveled

Yes For him Apparently sweet But clearly feeble brain was full of water and his testicle was black and shriveled? Yes. Apparently sweet, but clearly feeble. Hydroencephalopathy is not your friend. A lot of what's the what are the things in biology?

The four squares? The Punnett squares. The Punnett squares. The Punnett squares did not favor that guy. No, it was a Punnett circle. But it was worth it for keeping the Habsburg Empire intact. Clearly, you know. Obviously, yeah. Spain never became bourbon.

Which is worse, who's to say? Yeah. They're all Catholic. No. All right. I think we're going to... So we have a bunch of listener messages. I don't think we're getting to them today. We're pun Catholic. No. Uh, all right. I think we're going to, so we have a bunch of listener messages. I don't think we're getting to them today.

We're punting on those. We're going to, we'll do a mailbag. Sorry. Cause there's some fun. There's some funny shit in there. We have a John from Pittsburgh. We haven't heard from him in the minute.

Uh, uh, but yeah, we're going to have to punt on that cause it's an hour seven and, it's Friday. Uh, you want to wrap this up? Yeah,

let's, let's wrap this up. Um, what did we learn? What did we learn? My favorite thing on my favorite thing, uh, and it's Friday. You want to wrap this up? Yeah, let's wrap this up. What did we learn? What did we learn? My favorite thing from Well, There's Your Problem, talking about the other podcast that we're on, is when Roz goes, what did we learn?

And by that point, I'm delirious, and I'm just like, I'm going to kill him. I'm going to fucking kill him. I'm going to go to his house right now and beat him to death with his own shoes. In front of Milkshake? My God. No, I'll take you out back. I'm going to go to his house right now and beat him to death with his own shoes. In front of Milkshake? My God. No, I'll take you out back. I'll take you out back like the fucking, what is it, Grapes of Wrath? That's what I'll do

to you. Oh, no. Poor Lenny. Yeah, yeah. Poor Rozzy. He's going down. We're going to have a house and there's going to be a brewery inside and we're going to have all this beer. Yeah, absolutely. Sure, buddy. We're going to have a house and there's going to be a brewery inside and we're going to have all this beer. Yeah, absolutely. Sure, buddy. We're going to have a podcast with slides.

Don't look at me. The podcast with slides is over there across the yard. I'm kidding, Ross. I can't shoot you to death because I. Of Ross and men. Of Ross and men. Oh, it is of Ross and men, not of Gripswreth. But no, Ross is my meal ticket, so I need to keep him alive,

even if it's artificially for a long time. If I got a weekend at Bernie's, my best friend, I absolutely will do that. You're going to have to hide in the irrigation ditch, but it's not because you accidentally grabbed a girl's dress. It's because you pissed off numbtots again. When did I? Oh, yeah, I've done that a few times yeah yeah i don't even think they're a factor anymore really i'm not a going concern i've got into that facebook and started fights yeah some people like oh they're like because we got people kept posting

us on numptots they were just like oh they seem to know what we're talking about. They'd be like, Liam's annoying. I'll be like, I'll hunt your family for sport and said on the WTYP Reddit. Stop going on there. Don't someone know. No, I directly someone said someone was talking about the you, Liam, and I it wasn't it wasn't too bad. And I said, well,

he's my friend and not yours. Like, fuck you. And they didn't reply. They didn't reply. I oh he's my friend and i think he's awesome and they didn't reply because they're cowards exactly right because they didn't know they didn't know it was it was my it was me um so i was like yeah fuck it fuck you yeah we we you guys have agents everywhere. Yeah, WTYP has shooters. There's a reason the octopus, what is it? Patch. Nothing is beyond our reach. Yeah.

Nothing is beyond our reach, WTYP. All right. So we learned nothing. We learned don't try and push through unpopular. Stop it. Stop it. Stop trusting these huge developments to fix all your problems there's not one weird trick to fix market east

stop don't let a don't have a primary where you don't have a runoff if there's no majority of the candidate yes I don't think she would have won if there was a runoff if there's no majority of candidates? Yes.

Because I don't think she would have won if there was a runoff. Nope. No. Not that, what's her name? Wouldn't have kind of let that happen. Reinhardt or whatever. Reinhardt and then Helen Gimm. Yeah.

Is that how you say it? You say it, Gimm. It's Gimm, yeah. I'm a fucking idiot. I've never heard it said aloud before. That's okay. Yeah, it's Joe Kasabian syndrome. I know.

Anyway, let's shout out. Leave it in for all I fucking care. Yeah, no, that's fine. North Catholic tier patrons. Patrick, Sean, Mike, Kate, Charlie, Luke, Kyle, Chuck, and Perkett. I got to audit that. New 700 level patrons. There's Cat. I got to audit that. New 700-level patrons, there's none. I got to come up. Maybe I'll just name all the 700-level patrons, too.

I don't know. I got to look into them. Send us your ideas for Patreon tiers that require minimal effort on my part. Yeah. Voicemail 267-371-7218. Please give us your name and pronouns tell us what you would do with

um yeah no I don't I didn't mean it that way I didn't mean it that way Josh Harris' penis yeah how about that I didn't mean it that way

that's not nice I'll cut that? I didn't mean it that way. That's not nice. I'll cut that out. Yeah, you're going to have to cut that out. I have to fucking edit now because of fucking me. God damn it. Fuck me. Oops. DM and follow us.

I'm at Tahika T-Pain. He's at NotLiamRage. He's here because he's elite. Follow at 10KLossesPod. The blue sky one. I don't post the blue sky. Follow him at At Who

Underscore Shot Underscore JGR Oh yeah that one Yeah exactly Patreon.com Slash 10,000 losses

Where you get every bonus episode Don't go on our discord And access to our discord Don't go on there Where Yeah I'm about to upload a picture of my butt I'm

You're a moderate You're one of the admin I'm gonna Post a picture of my butt And You know You know You know You know Cheek toe You're one of the admin. I'm going to post a picture of my butt. And? You know. You know. You know.

You know. Listen. You know. I'm not going to say what it is. But you know there is a segment of our audience base that would be okay with that. There are Liam Thursters out there. And we both know this. Don't say anything else.

I know what you're talking about. Don't say anything else. Yeah. Yes. Leave it there. That's for off Mike. Other podcasts, WTYP.

Hey, Ross is on that. So yes, well, there's your problem. It's a podcast about engineering disasters with slides featuring myself and liam and november kelly and gareth dennis who have all also been on this pod yes uh i have to gareth gareth is down i have to find a uh excuse to get nova on uh again uh bring them young money

trash future beyond the breakers Radio free tote bag No guys in the mayors Kill James Bond Hell of a way to dad Tipping pitches The sickos committee Self worst Did I forget anybody

Nope Listen to all the podcasts With a vaguely left wing Yeah Bent Yeah We're all in this together Yep

We need solidarity now more than ever And solidarity is making dick jokes Yes Alright everybody Goodnight Goodnight everyone We don't care. No one likes us. No one likes us. No one likes us. We don't care.

We're from Philly. Fucking Philly. No one likes us. We don't care.