Ten Thousand Losses - Misophonia ft. SrBrocialist

Episode Date: December 16, 2023

Tom here: Big apologies straight up - there were several issues with two out of the three mics as well as zencastr. I know that there are times I suck at getting a pod out on time, in this case it was that it took me several days trying to coax something listenable out of the audio. Anyways we were joined by return guest Patrick to talk about the usual stuff and get into listener messages.  Follow Patrick on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SrBrocialist Leave us a voicemail! (give your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain 

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have a sense of John Cooney. All right. All right, good. Testing.

One, two, three, four. Yes. All right, so you guys see I got my hands alright 3 2 1 fuck did it not record it? I don't think we synced I didn't hear you clap I clapped

alright let's try it one more time 3 2 1 alright there's a delay though hopefully it's just video Let's try it one more time. Three, two, one. All right. There's a delay, though. Hopefully it's just video. Ah, got to fucking hang myself. All right.

Never mind. I didn't say that. Hey, buddy. That's all right. No, I wouldn't do that. I guess we're live. All right. We're live alright we're live

shit I guess we're starting off another episode mad about Zencaster which doesn't fucking work dude I guess your sick cool new headphones are incompatible with supposedly the problem is the mic although I changed all my inputs

did everything right so I don't know oh fuck it's fucking bullshit can I not show my camera alright there we go I keep looking at myself you're very handsome oh thanks

I like Patrick yeah we are we're pro the bros here you know like we support the bros I like Patrick. Yeah. We are pro the bros here. We support the bros. We lift them up. We're body positive. And we don't shame people unless they're bad.

Then we shame them. Shame you for your personality. Not for your... Not for your PRs, right. Yeah, yeah. If it's something you can't it's like, you know, that's not right Yeah Shit, so we're recording this on Discord via

Audacity because Zencaster sucks, it's been like I think A month since we last recorded, Patrick and I Were supposed to record A week ago On our own, but I was Tired and I needed a nap And so we didn't, and then it was like a week ago on our own, but I was tired and I needed a nap.

And so we didn't. And then it was like... That's not what happened. I was like, I didn't see an episode come out and I don't think we ever talked about it because I was busy getting married. Yeah, you were busy getting married.

And then the Thursday, we couldn't record because I had to like get shit ready. So it was like that happened. Yeah, so I guess that's a thing. Now, yay Liam's marriage. Yay Liam's marriage. So it was like happening. Yeah. So I guess that's a, that's a thing now. Yay. Liam's marriage.

Yay. Liam's marriage. I was saying just before this, this is, this is officially a wife guy podcast. Oh yeah. We're all wife guys now. Yeah. We're all wife guys.

Good. It's fun. I like being married. There we go. We got the drops working. Hell yeah. All right. Yep. Yeah. So it's got the drops working. Hell yeah. All right. Yep.

Yeah. So it's just the default Discord sounds that I've got right now. But if it keeps it up, you know, we might have to just move to here and I customize everything. I could get shortcuts. There's key binds for drops. That's kind of sick. Oh, that actually is kind of nice. Yeah.

I don't think it'll actually show up on the recording. Now I think about it. Sounds like we're about to go into a ad right now. I don't know if we're going to bleep that out or not. Yeah. Oh yeah, no free advertising unless it's like a brewery or something.

No free advertising except for you, draftfucks.com. Draftfucks.com. Shit. So yeah, I guess it's a joyous, our typical intro, Bantz, DriveFox.com. Shit. So, yeah. So I guess it's a joyous, you know, our typical intro, Bantz, is a joyous one since the wedding was amazing and it was fun. And I actually kept my memory up until like the last 10 minutes. So that was nice. Not bad.

I don't remember leaving the bar at the end. Yeah, I remember leaving the bar at the end. That was fun. Yeah. I remember leaving the bar at the end. That was fun. Yeah. My tab was very expensive. Hey, you said, make it worth their while. They opened up for us, make it worth their while. I know what I said.

Yeah. Very generous. The giving of alms. One of the five pillars of Islam. It was worth it. Yeah. You just have to make a hajj next, I think, and you're good. Yes.

We should do that, right? We should all go on hajj together? Would you guys learn enough to just do it, to check it out? Maybe. That's basically how I did birthright, was just like, yeah, I guess I'll do it. Is the hummus better in Saudi Arabia? I saw that Fetterman was trending on Twitter. Of course.

Do you think Dr. Oz would have been better on this? No. Probably not. Probably less annoying, though. Less annoying, I'm sure. That video I sent you of the Krav Maga gym that randomly had the guns and the Turkish flag in the background for no reason.

Yes. That was the most chaotic video. I mean, there's a non-zero chance that was put there by Dr. Oz. Yeah. I haven't seen him in Brent Athens much of late. I don't know why. It's almost like he doesn't actually live in Pennsylvania. Anyway, all right. So I should

swap to your application to resume. Okay. So I can't see what I'm sharing. Okay. Now I can see it. I'm looking at porn. I'm incognito. I don't save that shit. that's all incognito mode how the boy yeah i i uh the first time i got caught with porn it was it was like i didn't know so it was all in the history and my mom sits me down and she's like is this what you like big busty breasts like it's like yes yes it is it actually is this what you like? Big, busty breasts?

Like, it's like. Yes. Yes, it is. It actually is. You know, like, like, I should be ashamed. Big, busty babes. Oh, I'm so sorry. I apologize for being a man.

Oh, no. Actually, you know what? I don't think there's a. I think that they're lovable no matter what your identity is. I think everyone likes that, you know, and I'm going to stop there. So, hello and welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. Fuck you, writes to Ricky Sanchez. Yep, I'm your host, Tom Payne.

My pronouns are he, him, with me is my co-host, yay. Liam, hi. Now I now married liam anderson yeah once again redirect all your thirst traps to roz yes please please do so um and we got a guest um i you're not from anything so i just said the guest who kicks ass uh from being the strongest nerd i've ever met um we got patrick from being the strongest nerd I've ever met. We got Patrick from being strong as shit. Hi, again, it's Patrick. He, him pronouns from in between bashing my head in on jujitsu mats and bashing my head in against steel weights. Sometimes I tweet or X.

What do we call it? We're not giving up the old name. It's it. Yeah. I guess sometimes when you're working out, you do get to like flip a cat, a cat, not a cat. Jesus Christ.

A cop onto a mat though. So more often than you think. Yeah. Well, I would think that you would. Yeah, they would not. Yeah. Oh boy. Shit. So announcements. Well, we're recording a bonus after this. I. Oh, boy. Shit.

So announcements. Well, we're recording a bonus after this. I've got to put it out. I know we didn't get the November bonus because we suck. It's because Liam was getting married. So if you're upset with that, you are against marriage. So you're against the sanctity of marriage. Voicemail.

Call in 267-371-7218 Give us your name and pronouns Tell us what you would do With Henry Kissinger's balls Or his penis Whichever Either or

No one He's dead He's dead Yep Go to patreon.com So Seth has lost Listen to the bonus Oh yeah

So back to Kissinger He's dead So let's see I'm gonna play the soundboard that's not no one's gonna be able to hear so

oh there we go there we go that's perfect I'm gonna have to like capture that and then re-add it back to it

I love making work for myself and yeah so he's dead. But honestly, I got to say, we're recording this a little late, so there's nothing really else to be said about it. Fuck this guy.

It's a shame that he died. It's a shame that fucking Bourdain died before him. It's a shame that he never faced any consequences for his war crimes. Yeah, that's the big one. Just the face of the American hubris. The hubris of empire that we can just dominate the democratic will of other nations. Fuck that shit.

No one who's young, like I tried to talk to see current affairs shit in class. None of my students knew the fuck he was. Yeah, that's exactly how he would have wanted it. Yeah. He always wanted the anonymous, never wanted his story told. He just wanted pain and suffering for millions of people.

Fucking Carter Richelieu ass motherfucker. And I hope that he's strapped to the boulder of Sisyphus that every time it goes up and down the mountain, he just gets crushed for eternity. That's the fate he deserves. That would be nice. Just,

just, I just love like, like Chilean souls to be tearing his liver out. Like we're going to mix our myths here. Just tearing his liver out. I was thinking about this with uh like when he died of like what is a what is an actual like just death for someone like that and the only thing that could come in my mind is like if egg theory was true and he had to

relive life as everyone that suffered under his decisions knowing that it was him that made that decision that would be beautiful. There's no consequences with these motherfuckers. That's the question. Yeah. He had his heart weighed by Anubis and has been found wanting.

And so his heart has been eaten by... What's the fuck the dog's name? They eat your heart. Cerebus? No. Dog that eats your's name? They eat your heart. Service? No. Dog that eats your heart. Dog that eats your heart. Not a B, a heart. Dog that eats your heart.

It didn't get eight more baby. Amit. Amit, yeah. Devourer of the dead. Because I think your soul just gets destroyed, right? Like you just, you're obliviated. There's no... Yeah, devour the heart-leading deceased without a soul.

The soul will become restless forever, dying a second death. The individual will be stuck in duet, which is the underworld. Good, fuck him. Yeah. the underworld. Good. Fuck them. You know, my sort of version of that, you know, for what I think is like, you're just stuck on a... You're on a road. You're always trying to

reach this destination to like... But you're never going to get there. And you always have to pee. You always have to pee, yeah. There's no bathrooms, and no matter how much you pee, you continuously just have to pee but you can't stop walking it's like the the Adam Sandler cassette bit when we had cassette tapes where the longest P it was like a three-minute piss he just goes oh god during the whole time

shouts out to listening to Adam Sandler and jerky boys cassette tapes driving down the shore when you were like 17 wow i just remember that's a hell of a throwback i remember all the uncle ones that he did and including the one where they're skiing and then the uncle accidentally backs into the friend in the water and then finishes him off i just remember being like horrified of it because he was just screaming in pain with Adam Sandler like, it couldn't be that way.

He was an athlete. We had to finish him off. Fuck. Well, you know, since we last recorded, someone far more important died, Shane McGowan of the Pogues. Real damn shame. I genuinely shed some tears that morning. since we last recorded someone far more important died. Um, shame a gallon of the pokes, um, who was,

I, I, uh, genuinely shed some tears that, that morning, uh, for him. Uh,

absolutely. One of, one of my favorite musicians and, uh, the pokes were very important to me. Uh, so yeah, just,

just, I just like the, like the juxtaposition of wherever these souls go uh this is straight down no please no and then they're like escorting shay mccown like you you've already suffered enough my man you suffered enough you had to grow up irish in london in like the the 70s you're good dude um yeah you'reed the line. You've got the... Skip the line pass. Come right in, Mr. McGowan, yes. Yeah, we got you. We got you right here.

Streams of whiskey are flowing. I guess this is a sports podcast. We should probably talk about sports. Supposedly, yeah. I think we... I don't... I think we got faked out by Jock Peterson. I think we do. So I don't, I think we got faked out by Jock Peterson. I think everyone did. Those who didn't know, Jock Peterson is a free agent.

He posted that he was dancing on his own, listening to Dancing on His Own, and he posted a picture of him with a fanatic. And the Phillies had to be like, well, we didn't sign him. So I'm not sure what that was about. That's weird. But the Phillies didn't do shit Winter meetings So I'm not sure

I think they're gonna just Fucking enroll With what they got What's the What's the drama with Shohei Otani Oh god There's something with the Dodgers

And something with management Oh I didn't see Let's do research Live on the air And something with management. Oh, I didn't see. Let's do research live on the air. Let's do research live on the air. It's a tradition. The extent that the WTYP extended universe. Yeah, we got to do it live on air or nobody will know it's real.

And then we'll get accused of plagiarism. Oh, yeah. Well, we can't do that. I'm still working my way through that one. I haven't watched it. I like the H-Mommer guys' videos, but they take forever. Can you imagine having that much of a

commitment to... No. I'm not YouTube for a living. Okay. Dodgers asked Joe Kelly to give up number 17 at mid-free agency pursuit per report. This was an hour ago. Interesting.

I mean, he's going to the Dodgers. We know he's going to the Dodgers. I mean, I don't know. I don't know what you're referencing, Pat. Something about during the... Tipping Pitchers guys retweeted something. Something about during the press

conference, the general manager of the Dodgers was saying something and he got a text from the PR team. And he abruptly left the meeting and said, sorry, I have to get me with the PR team. And just dipped.

Apparently as he was there, the free agency meeting pictures leaked online. Oh, no. So that's essentially what I've heard through my research with it. It's just funny how everything kind of happened all at once with it. Right, right, right. That's too funny.

I love the, like, hey, man, you got to come here right this very second. Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Yep. Yeah, don't fucking say anything. You got the red light. Yeah, I mean, I guess the other big, I mean, there's been baseball signings. I think the big thing is

Soto's going to the Yankees. Yeah, with like a seven-player trade or something. I'm going to give that one a... Because he's no longer in the National League. So I'm very happy about that. I have no problems with Juan Soto, just that he's good

and he doesn't play for the Phillies. That's understandable. Yeah. That kind of fits him being on the Yankees. He kind of seems like... Like a Yankee, yeah. Yeah, I think that fits. So, I mean, go get that bag.

Fuck the Yankees, but, you know, hey, you'll look good in pinstripes. So, yeah, go do that. You want to look good in good in pinstripes so yeah go do that you want to look good in the other pinstripes too on soda i know i mean but it's like how many left-handed outfielders do we need that's that is true that's a good point yeah like the jock peterson they were talking about was like dude it's a left-handed like bat with pop like with a guy who's like you know 60 walks a year, you know?

Like, okay. Yeah. All right. Do we really need that guy? Like we have eight of those guys. Right. Um,

what's one more for good measure. That's it. I guess that's true. I know. Well, it does. And it does seem like Reese is probably gonna end up on the Cubs. Um,

if he hasn't ended up already, I don't think he has, which he, he, that does actually track like he, he, uh, looks like a cub kind of guy.

So, you know, they're saying that with the picture that we're looking at right now, he just looks like a tiny little bear, man. He literally looks like a bear cub. Oh, that's right. You literally looks like a bear cub. Oh, that's right.

You can see what I'm searching, so I probably shouldn't look up like... Big, breasty women. My favorite podcasters ranked. Not Liam. Oh, shit. All right. Shit actually came up, so no. Although I did like the one i'll have to believe this i said where's lamb on a certain other podcast

subreddit so yes ask those questions and i'll believe that they'll cut that all out yeah um you're amazing yeah the power of editing i can make you say you're amazing to anything. I could.

Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Really. I could just be in there saying piss and shit, sending piss and shit to your house. You'll just be like, thank you. I love that.

It's my favorite food. Yeah. You're the worst. I'm going to make that apply only to Patrick. Tom has his AI set to Only say nice things about me Go through all the audio Pick out all the comments

Understandable Well that's the Zencaster AI That's really useful Yeah Zencaster Our favorite program that works That's why we're here on Discord And I like how they have the audacity to be like We use our AI to edit

to get most popular clips of your podcast. Listen, it's the one that has the most times I say dick. You know, the times that we talk about murdering somebody. Throwing, I don't know, fuck. Throwing someone into wood chipper.

I don't think we've done that one, actually. Who should go into wood chipper? I mean't think we've done that one, actually. Who should go into wood chipper? I mean, I can think of a couple of people. Probably shouldn't put that on audio. Call in. Who would you throw into wood chipper in sports, in Minecraft? Yeah, tell us who would you throw. What would you do with a wood chipper's nutsack?

Yeah, don't use a burner phone. Don't say your name say your pronouns yeah um yeah just use a pronoun only pronouns only pronouns only pronouns in the building if you will um shit i almost went into an old english fact there um yeah the date of the date of plural pronoun Was also him which is very confusing So it's like to him To him plural or What? Yeah

Very confusing Anyway so the birds Let's talk about the birds I'm going to talk about football So we got We got our asses spanked Ass kicked Not in a good way

No we didn't ask for it It was not consensual Yeah the 49ers kicked our ass And there was a lot of chirping going on Debo Samuel I gotta give him credit he put up Like he said that You know was it Bradbury's trash

And he was and he scored three touchdowns so um hey if you brag and you back it up it can't you just gotta fucking tip your cap I don't get it right we can't shit on it yeah can't shit on it so uh so that sucks uh but we're still best team in the league right now 10 10-2. Yeah, I was going to say. For now. Over Thanksgiving, I had the joy of sitting in a basement full of Washington Commanders fans and watching them get just murdered by Dallas. That's always fun. Yeah. And then they were like, well, with this new owner, we're going to turn it around.

And I had to be like, ooh. Sure. Yes, that's what we're going to turn it around. And I had to be like, ooh. Sure. Yes, that's what we've all been saying. Yes. Every year with the Sixers. Yeah, I'm sure we'll turn it around. He should spend a lot of time, all of his time, with the Washington commanders. Whatever we need.

Yes. Yes. All of his time. A policy of benign neglect towards the Sixers, please. But the Sixers. Stop interfering. Yeah, we'll get to the Sixers. But yeah, the Eagles just didn't have a defense.

No. I don't know what happened. Debo Samuel looked like a cat escaping a grip. He looked like fluid getting past the grip. Like, just, he looked like fluid. Getting past the... I mean, that last touchdown, I don't even think he was touched. Like, there was like that hole in the D-line, and he just, like, slid through.

Right. It was just... It was horrible to watch, yeah. No, it was just... Oh, yeah, and it was a bad, like... Say what you will About the game against Fucking

What's it called They were a close game It was good Was it the Chiefs Yeah Yeah Say what you will About the game with the Chiefs

Like being like heart wrenching At least it was an entertaining game Or the Bills Yeah this wasn't fun at all It was just Rude all the whole way through Basically Yeah the Bills game

The Bills game was probably one of the best football games of the year so far I'd say besides you know watching Temple lose 55-0

but yeah they were not bowl eligible this year sorry is there a non-intention bowl

just one for everybody else everybody should get a bowl there Just one for everybody else? Everybody should get a bowl. There should be. Just everybody get a bowl. A toilet bowl. I mean, there's like, what, like 50 bowls, I would imagine at this point. Like, there's a lot of bowls.

Like, I mean, you got like the Idaho mashed potato bowl, the beef-o'-brady bowl, the hollow, like there's a million of them. The Yankees pinstripe bowl or whatever it's called. The, yeah, shit and fart bowl. Oh, the famous shit and fart bowl. Oh, can I read it later?

Oh, hello there. Yeah, we have, uh, Patrick has been incapacitated by a very adorable monster. Um, so. Showing us, uh, books that Scott Disney bought. Alice is behind the book! Yes.

Alright. Just keep going. Carry on. Alright, college football. I will read something to the daughter here real quick. Yeah, go ahead. Go do the Father of the Duties. Yeah, that's very sweet yeah um i'm thinking of like with my with my uh my nieces and nephews what

age do i start um slowly like indoctrinating them into like learning old english and like getting into like weird medieval shit oh no my my oldest niece uh were She came over to my house After For Thanksgiving She was like two days And I started just like Goofing off and like

Saying old English And she's like You know that used to annoy me Can you like teach me a little bit I think that's cool I was like What? What?

Yes Yeah But I was like Yes I'm going to indoctrinate you Into the humanities No No STEM for you You're going to get a degree In the liberal arts And that's I'm going to indoctrinate you into the humanities no stem for you you're going to get

a degree in the liberal arts and that's you're going to like it so anyway college football we got shit what's it

Temple Temple not bowl eligible Temple trash Rutgers is bowl eligible yeah and then what Florida State undefeated didn't get picked

for the college football playoff? Yeah, it was a miscarriage of justice. That's stupid. What? Did they? Because it's the top four ranked, right? Right. Well, the committee decided that the rules they had played by for the last nine years didn't matter anymore.

Well, that was all this season. I mean, like, And then the same with fucking App State and James Madison, how they screwed them over for any sort of eligibility, bowl eligibility for anything. Because other schools they've let come through and if they're good enough,

they're okay, you can get a bowl game at this point. You have a competitive schedule. But not you, James Madison. For whatever reason. Right. Well, they just make up the rules as they go along Oh you're getting criticism It's mystifying I

Kind of just like You're never going to find a satisfactory way to end this Like Unless you do like the conference champion Well they're moving to the 12 team playoff which at least is going to be better to end this. Like, unless you do like the conference champion. Well, they're moving to the 12 team playoff, which at least is going

to be better. All right. It's just more games, though. I don't know. Maybe I'm like a BCS purist. Just go back to that. I don't know.

BCS purist. That's not a sentence I was ready to hear. No, maybe. I don't know. Just do that. It doesn't have,

you don't need to have a championship in college football. I don't think you need to. No, I'll buy that. Just do that. It doesn't have, you don't need to have a championship in college football. I don't think you need to. No, I'll buy that. I, who cares? You know,

I get, I get like having the top four teams. I didn't know they were going to 12. Like, okay. Well, now that, like we have a 17 game, that's like a 15 game season at that point. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, for the winner. Yeah. I hadn't thought of that I don't know Anyway So who are the four I know Florida State's not in it Is Bama in it?

Bama, Texas Bama, Texas Michigan and Washington Yeah Okay cool Bama, Texas, Michigan, and Washington. I have a friend whose undergrad was at Washington. He's from Washington. He's very excited. So I'm sharing in that excitement, I guess, for Washington.

I mean, generally. I mean, I don't know if you can imagine, Joel McHale played football for them back in the day. He was like a fifth string tight end or something like that. Comedian Joel McHale. But, you know, they're an interesting team. I think they're scrappy. I think they're from a, you know, they're,

I would like to see them win, specifically not to see like a normal team kind of come out on top this year. Yeah, I would be on the rest of wreckage of the Pac-12. Yeah, I could agree. Yeah, I think I would, I'll be rooting for Washington. That sounds, that's just, yeah. Yeah, RIP Pac-12, 10, 12, 12.

Yeah. Pac-2 now. 2-Pac. Excuse me. All right. Shit. So, basketball. St. Joe's won.

St. Joe's won. Yeah, fuck Nova Fuck Nova, they keep losing They're unranked That tune's terrible Let's see, Temple Ben's basketball I didn't look that up Who did they won? They beat the Bloomsburg Huskies

Oh I was gonna say, they're a D2 team They were They were D1're 5-3. They were a D1, I think, 50 years ago, Bloomsburg was, or something like that. Really? Yeah. I think, yeah, Bloomsburg used to be a D1 team, at least in football and wrestling at

some point in time. Wow. I'm trying to remember who was the Temple, back when there like a couple more of the D2 schools were in D1 like schools like Bloomsburg the smaller schools Temple had like

a huge rivalry with I forget what school it was it's gonna kill me I can't remember it um but they had like like

they don't play them now anymore um uh yeah yeah so uh Sixers are doing okay

Kelly Oubre is back Yeah They're doing alright Obviously they started off like what Fucking 10-2 or some shit like that 10-3 Not paying too close attention as of yet Just because it's not Christmas yet

We don't have to care yet We don't have to care yet. We don't have to care. And yeah, I guess Drexel's doing... Not Drexel. Wow. The Flyers are doing okay. They're doing better than we expected. The Flyers are doing better

than we expected. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then the Union fucking lost in with like a few seconds left. expected yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah It sucks. And it should have been a rematch between them and LAFC. LAFC, yeah. Sorry, I got distracted by a work test. One of my colleagues gave us a heads up that he's going to be playing hooky tomorrow. That's good. Yeah, yeah. What is this? Boarding school? going to be playing hooky tomorrow. That's good. Yeah. What is this?

Boarding school? Sorry, let me do not disturb. All right. All right. Shit. All right. We got a couple voicemails Yeah Let's

Because it's been a minute since we last recorded We got I think one of them is new We got someone hasn't called in a long time And Let's see We also have Patrick Starter talk And let's see. We also have Patrick's daughter talking.

Okay. I'm going to play it. Which one? All right, Bobby first. All right. Oh, I clicked the right one right away. All right, let's see if this works. Hey, Tom.

Yeah, Liam. It's Bobby from Western Maryland. I'm sorry. My dog hates when I'm on the phone. Pronouns, he's in. I'm just going to say, go in there. Come on, go. Go, go.

Yes. Thanks, Bobby. Went up to Pittsburgh this weekend to see my Packers play. They lost. It is what it is. I had real high hopes for the year after week one and week three, but ultimately I think pretty much all Packers fans, they're expecting this team to be good in the future, not really this year.

So that was that. But I was really calling to say two things. One, Axter Stadium kind of sucks. Just wasn't expecting that. And I also went to, I was in Philly this summer, and your city kicks the shit out of Pittsburgh. Alright, have a good

one. Fuck the Steelers and go back home. And fuck Penn State. So, I guess John from Pittsburgh was going to fight you. I'll give him a text. I went with John to a pit game at Accresure Stadium, and it was Heinz Field, and it got bought by an insurance conglomerate,

and it sucks. Like, the conglomerate. It sucks. The lives are off at this point. The North Shore is really saved by PNC Park, which is a beautiful ball field. But where the football stadium is located and everything and how it's set up

has just got off. And so, I haven't gone back for a pit game kind of because acrasure is one stupid name stupid company um yeah it's like pines it's from the city of pittsburgh like it's it's your hometown stadium so it has a it brings a certain vibe and a certain energy to it. And AcroSure does not. No, not even a little. What is AcroSure? Insurance company?

Insurance company, yeah. Ugh. Shit. That sucks. I hate that shit. Name it after some local company. At least. Or don't give it a name that's sponsored. Fuck.

All right. So I like how it says in the Google voice, it says my dog hates when I'm on the phone pronouns. It hates your phone pronouns. But thanks for calling in, Bobby. Yeah. I haven't been to Pittsburgh, so I can't assess. I like Pittsburgh.

We definitely, my wife and I want to make a trip out there at some point. Thanks, appreciate it. Philadelphia needs the love and support. I didn't mention this, but we went out after the wedding fun. The next day, the missus and I, we like, because we used to live in Fairmount for a year, so we kind of walked around our old neighborhood by the art museum and went up the steps and there were 49ers

fans. And they were already getting hassled. And it was like nine in the morning. So, yeah, and one guy's like, yo, I had to do it to you just so you know it's going it's gonna get way busier later and you might not be as nice as me

i was like all right yeah and then i besmirch that fucking rocky store that's like which is like a con xbox it's a fucking shipping container right of course it is. Yeah. All right. We got, oh yeah, this is the right one. We have Mo from Canada. So let's go listen to that one. Hello, 10,000 losses. It's Mo from Canada land.

Pronouns, he and him. He's got a voice. Oh yeah, it's beautiful. Since the last time i called into the podcast i've i've since learned almost nothing about sports or philadelphia but i'm calling in to express my gratitude for your many hours of entertaining programming uh i'm going to give you a brief uh brief bit of um ad copy, I suppose I would call it, radio speak. Going out to all the listeners of 10,000 Losses.

Programs like this would not be possible without listeners like you. Thank you, all the listeners of the WTYP Extended Radio Universe. One more thing before I go, a question. Should the Houston Astros really be called the Astros if they do not play at the Astrodome? As always, fuck Penn State.

And thank you. Well, one, Mo, if you are not working in audio production. You should be. You should be. You have a hell of a voice on you.

And you sound like the movie phone guy. Yeah, that was terrific. Hello and welcome to movie phone. Yeah, you have excellent diction. Like, you don't, you know, I will think I said something normally on this podcast. And I realized I just thought you filled up. Comes up like you're talking through a mouthful of rocks. Yeah, the hoagie mouth.

And that is a voice, Mo. And so hopefully you're working somewhere in radio up in Canadialand, up Canada way, because that's a set of pipes. Anyway, well, thanks for the free ad. What's our thoughts on the Houston Astros being called the Astros? They don't play at the Astrodome. Should they be called the Houston Minimates? They shouldn't be called anything because we should torch

Houston to the ground. That's true. There's nothing to burn. It's all parking lots. We'll find something. What do you think, Liam? I concur with Patrick. I mean, I like the name Astros, but I hate the trash Astros, so yeah.

You know, it's before the sign-stealing shit, I never really had a big issue with No, me either. I always thought they had cool jerseys. They do, unfortunately, have cool jerseys. Yeah, they're actually uh you can wear a astro's alternate home jersey and be safe while uh while it's hunting season so um that's

like an added benefit you know it's mossy oak actually mossy oak yeah yeah real trees for cops just like skull i was gonna say i almost had it right i i was you took it for me i was gonna have it right this time i swear um shit uh well thanks thanks mo yeah i I swear Shit Well thanks Thanks Mo Yeah I I think the Astrodome Was named after them Being the Astros

Not the other way around So maybe Minute Maid Park Should be called Astrodome 2 Astrodome 2 Not a dome And maybe the

We should free Liberate the Minute Maid train Yes we should Yeah that thing yearns to be to be free. I don't know what if it's actually it's not probably not a real train, but but we'll treat it like one. We could turn

into one. We'll take it to the Railroad Museum of Pennsylvania. Absolutely. All right. We got we still got a couple more voicemails. We got I think this is Charlie's sadness. He hits the three-minute mark on this one. But this is like the post-mortem after the union loss. I think this is among the saddest Charlies we've ever had.

And we've had sad Charlies. We've had sad Charlies. So let's listen in. Hey, guys. Charlie from Roxborough. Hey, him. This is the last union check-in for the season. Yay, Liam.

Hey, Tom. Yeah, union lost in the conference semifinal. Unfortunately, this is not a best-of-three, so they were eliminated after giving up a goal at the 83rd minute, basically indirectly off of a free kick. Defense played well, shutting down, by the most part, shutting down the MLS's MVP. Costa only

gave up the goal. Offense didn't have they don't like to play with the ball most of the time and opportunities they had they just couldn't even get had one or two shots on goal but that was pretty much it. Going into the off

season with potential CBA and a work stoppage but shit. Going into the offseason with potential CBA and a work stoppage, but maybe an expansion for a fourth designated player spot, but it doesn't seem like they're going to keep everybody around.

Wagner's definitively gone. Alejandro is probably going to retire or go to another team if he can get one more season Olivier Mbazo's going to leave because he can't get his family to come over here he's going to either go play for another team, most likely in France

Julian Carranza's definitely going to get moved before his deal is done. It is basically like Jack Wilglien is probably going to move because he's probably the best remaining homegrown. The whole lineup is going to be turned over. Four or five players, they're still going to have the back line. It's going to be turned over. Four or five players. They're still going to have the back line. It's going to come back healthy.

They have a spine and one striker. I just want to probably see. I don't really need to move on from Jimbo and Turner, Tanner, but I have to see something different because they really rolled the balls out and played the same way expecting different results and got it they're just going to have to see whether they can push play

as a lone striker you know Sullivan's been better as a second striker than a midfielder. He's got to play more there. And we'll just have to see. Season's still got two more weeks. I don't care who really wins it,

anybody but L.A. But, uh... Yep. And then we hit the three-minute mark. Um, thanks, Charlie. I think we should probably send him, like, a timer. Yeah. Yeah.

That's all you get with Google. Looking up Philadelphia Union egg timer. Shit, it's all Red Bull FC. Fuck. Excuse me. Yeah, it sucks, LN FC. Fuck. Excuse me. Yeah, it sucks, LNs, but, you know. That's a big Philadelphia sports fan, so. It's all pain, baby.

Yeah. All pain, no gain. All right. We have, I think this is a new first time, first time on the podcast, which is Isaac. So let us listen. Hi, Tom. Hi, Liam. My name's Isaac.

Hey, stay done pronouns. I'm walking home. It's approximately 1130 Central Time. And I have the unfortunate misery of being a Pistons fan. Oh, dear God. Oh, Jesus, dude. Why? November 27th, 2023.

And my team just lost to the Wizards, who are the second worst team in the league. Sixers almost lost to the Wizards last night. The only team behind them is You guessed it The Pistons So We're now tied for our Longest winning streak

In franchise history It goes back 75 years So We're about four years into a rebuild. And I just wanted to know how you guys got through the process as Philadelphia sports fans. You know, do I take up drinking? yeah boy

yeah buddy you can do that too thanks love the show oh my god I'm so sorry I'm sorry Isaac oh Isaac oh baby that is tough.

Ooh, yeah. Fuck. That's, well, the process, well, some people still think that we're in it. Those people are called Right St. Ricky Sanchez listeners. Dude, drinking, yeah, sure. I think work and... You don't have to watch them.

That's true. You don't have to watch them if you don't really want to. Games actually still go on if you don't watch them. Trust me. That's true. I've watched one jazz game this year.

Especially when it's like paint if you want to watch all the games and it's painful do something else while you're watching it fuck it yeah i keep burping like fucking crazy uh pause uh lower the volume on your tv read a book go for a. Go for a walk. Go for a walk. Come back, check the score. Ah, shit, they suck. Ah, fuck. All right.

Do something. Don't just sit there and watch the whole fucking thing. Do something productive. Maybe drinking is not the option for this. Hello. Maybe learn old English. A very useful skill One could also I don't know

Get involved in painting miniatures As one of Patrick and I's friends Oh Warhammer Hell yeah Oh yeah Patrick and I have a friend Have a buddy Who's all into that

That's actually Him and his wife's Pastime They like bond over it It's kind of sweet Always trying to get me to play actually uh him and his wife's uh pastime they like bond over it it's kind of sweet um always trying to get me to play uh but uh yeah um do something read fuck i don't know i mean don't have to watch don't don't become like if the option is watch the Pacers

or the Pistons to become an alcoholic or don't watch the Pistons don't don't watch the Pistons I mean we don't know but if he's a Detroit sports fan more broadly I would make a suggestion

take any year off of sports um I don't know if you guys talked about it but I would make a suggestion. Take any year off of sports. I don't know if you guys talked about it, but that Thanksgiving Day halftime show in Detroit. With Jack Harlow for some reason? Yes, and some guy, just the guy that was behind them, that no one knew who he was, and they were literally playing on like painted Home Depot tarp in the middle of the field. And then you cut to Dolly in Dallas later on who can't walk, but still put on like an amazing show that looked professional and everything else like that.

It was just the most Detroit halftime show I've ever seen in any halftime show. I just looked up, I guess the Red Wings are good-ish. Yeah, they're like top three in the East, right? So you could be a Red Wings fan.

I don't know. I know some teams hate the Red Wings. I don't know how I know some teams hate the Red Wings I'm just, I don't follow hockey well enough to care I am forever 17 in my brain so when I hear Red Wings I think it's

something completely different yeah Jesus Christ. Oh, fuck. Well, we were walking. Speaking of being 17, we were walking around Benjamin Franklin Parkway. And I was pointing out the flags.

Because my wife likes to like... We were playing a game like, oh, can you guess the flag? And I was in Model UN, so I was like good at it and we get past like i was in model un wow what an embarrassing sentence that's a sentence oh yeah uh ask me about the time i was north korea model un anyway um we pass uh algeria And I go Hey honey What if instead of Algeria It was

Guygeria And it was just for the boys And she's like Shut the fuck up What if it was Instead of Philadelphia It was Philadelphia It was just for the fellas

He doesn't like that joke Does she It's so dumb It's dumb Her humor has to have Some degree of intelligence Behind it I can't do that You can't like that joke, does she? It's so dumb. It's dumb. Her humor has to have some degree of intelligence behind it. I can't do that. No, my humor... I lost my shit yesterday because it was a picture of a guy

in an Elizabethan dress with a ruff. And it just says... And he's smiling with a smirk. And it says, me when my wife asked me where all the coffee filters went. And I was like, I can't fucking stop laughing. This is so fucking good. It's like, no, that's stupid. I was like, no, it's really funny because it looks like it.

Of course, nothing's funny when you fucking explain it. Anyway. Oh, anyway. All right. So we're going to get two more. We got two Waynes. Same Wayne, but twice. Oh Anyway Alright so We're gonna We're gonna Got two more We got two Waynes Same Wayne

But twice Double the Wayne The Wayne We got You might say We have fountains of Wayne Fountains of Wayne Hold on

Hold on Stop that Alright Shit Alright where did I click Alright here we go Hey Tom Hey Liam It's Wayne Pronoun He Him So Stop that. All right. Shit. All right, where did I click? All right, here we go. Hey, Tom.

Hey, Liam. It's Wayne. Pronouns he, him. So, been a while since the last call. Rutgers has apparently done predictably Rutgers things and lost pretty much every other game to the end of the season and 6-6. They still qualify for a bowl game. The basketball team's doing

alright with the exception of losing to Princeton. Birds, I'm pretty sure if I watch any more Bird games, my doctor will tell me to no longer watch the team. As always, go Birds.

Go Scarlet Knights. By the way, fuck the New York Yankees. You did not have the issue of the press release for Mr. Henry Kissinger. Henry's in the box. Go fuck yourself, Henry. I like that energy at the end there. Yeah, fuck Kissinger. I was going to add, two days after Kissinger passed,

I think I instantly figured out through different people chatting in New York that Henry Kissinger was also on the board for like a zillion companies in Manhattan. Yes. Yes. It was like, oh, we mourn the loss of a friend and fellow board member. And then I was like, pinging people was like, did you get this email? They're like yeah I wasn't even aware like that he was a board member of us and kind of a secret cabinet board member up until his death So fucking extra What the fuck do you got whose dick do you gotta suck to?

Get on these boards. I guess you just have to be like some sort of like government shithead or bonger. Yeah, yeah I'd love a do nothing job that would be so nice it would be so fucking nice i want to like learn shit like you know time to like practice guitar i want to buy a piano and learn how to play that because it's probably gonna be easier than guitar because i'm not coordinated enough there's's not a lot going on. You're doing alright. Yeah. Yeah, but no.

It'd just be nice to have like a... I'm on a board of like six companies. I just have to go to like a call once a fucking week. That'd be so sick. Not even once a week. Yeah, it sounds good, guys. Yeah, absolutely. Alright, where do we go for lunch? Where do we go to jerk each other off? Right. I mean, that's... I didn't know that comes with it.

Ooh. It does. Oh, yeah. All right. And we have Wayne one more time. This is a celebration, Wayne. Same Wayne, though. Hey, Tom.

Yay, Liam. Yay, Corinne. It's Wayne. Throw down to him. Just wanted to call to congratulate both Liam and Corinne on getting married this weekend. So glad that you two got hitched. And I don't even have anything sports related to talk about. I just kind of wanted to say congratulations to the two of you.

Go, Rutgers. Go Rutgers. Go Birds. And Fox Friends State. That's right. That's right. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate that, Wayne.

That you called in just to give Liam thanks. So, or congrats. Yeah. Congrats again. Got the Major League Gaming horn on that. No one will hear. All right. So let me pull up the script.

That's right. We have a script. I want to give a shout out to our North Catholic tier patrons. I found two that I just didn't shout out. I don't know what the fuck I did missed. I don't know if you upgraded. I never saw. So I tried to put them in order. I don't know if it's in the

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