Ten Thousand Losses - Moe's Hardness Scale

Episode Date: October 18, 2025

Alternative titles: Penis Fly Trap, I've Become So Numb (I Can't Feel You There). The boys recap the disastrous Phillies postseason run, the Eagles eating shit in the Meadowlands, celebrate James Franklin getting shitcanned, and do more millennial nostalgia-bait. Also featuring listener messages.  Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Bowl. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head of assessment, John Cooney. Mail. Did it go right away? It went right away.

Wow, Zencaster. Zincaster, you did something that didn't suck. Amazing. Incredible. Yeah. I can't wait until they, like, get bought out by, like, private equity if they haven't already. Don't say those words to me in that order. I really do think that that's one of the things.

When I'm Stalin, that's the. That's the first thing to go, man. Yeah. Well, private equity is gone. Day one, universal free daycare. Day one. That's my day one change. Yeah, okay.

And AI's banned too. Yeah, all right. Except for certain research like applications where you like, I don't know, maybe we can somehow get Claudius. I can remember if it was Claudius or the Tiberius' Etruscan Dictionary. If we can only find one copy of it, it will unlock the language for us. so there's like some specialized uses there you got to come on talk your shit man yeah whatever you let me know when you're you're doing it yeah um or text you because i have your

phone number yeah you can literally just like call or come to my house or i'm in your house you've recorded in this room you've your butt has been on that couch listen guys if you are fans of liam i'm selling my couch or liam's butt has touched sniff the cushions i'll cut up pieces of it like it's a fucking base like a baseball jersey i wanted to do back when I was still on back back when we were still trying to get like Patreon off the ground for for well there's your problem and I was still dipping yeah I had a solid mush mouth I wanted to do the uh we'll mail you a like you know the bathwater yeah but instead of that you just get a uh a root beer bottle

full of my dip spit oh you well at least one person would have bought it at least one one psycho yeah yeah because it was uh every time I dip my toe it to the w W-TYP pool. It's like, oh, my God. You guys are freaks, huh? You guys are, you guys are, yeah, you guys, I mean, like, you know, hey, listen, you guys like me, so, except for like three of them, but, um, excuse me misgendered dev. Oh, yeah, I remember that, remember that freak. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh, I did see a funny, I almost made the funny, uh, well, I don't

feel like it was a funny, but, uh, there was a one, the Anglo-Saxon read it. It said, is Devon British? And I just wanted to, like, respond. Yes, are um and no one would have gotten it on the reddit but yeah so we got that there was something else they said about oh i can't finish a sentence that's yeah yeah yeah it's pee pants got up that one actually got to me so you can call me you can say like oh tom's racist the big it smells bad that's not true and i know none of these things are true but uh if you say he can't finish it says like god damn it you fuckers got me um but yeah So we're recording this

a day later than we usually do. Yeah, because I was doing charity work. Doing charity. That's all right. So it's Friday. Friday, Friday,

Friday, Friday, night commute. It's, it's birthday Eve. No, my birthday is Monday, but birthday.

Birthday. Birthday. It's birthday tied. Birthday. Birthday tide. How do you say breakfast? Breakfast. I don't think that's how you say at Tom.

I don't think that's how you say at Tom. Yeah. Uh, but, uh, yeah, I was talking to my co-workers about, well, there's your problem. And my, I was talking to my co-worker about, well, there's your problem. She was like, yeah, I had to stop listening because it made me too anxious. Oh, really? Which episode? Uh, whichever one people got ground into a red mist.

That's, I mean, that doesn't really narrow. That's what I said. I have, that's my favorite go-to story, like, when I want to grow a student set, like, um, about, oh, do you know, like, what happens with air pressure? Like, if I somehow get on a tension, we get a lot of tangents of my class. By for dolphin shit, yeah. Yeah, the Bifur Dolphin. I was like, that's my favorite. Explosive decompression.

I wrote that episode. Did you? Yeah. See, what you could do when you don't have AI? Write a Biferted Dolphin episode. You can write a bite for dolphin episode. I, oh, man, dude, it's, it's been a week. Yeah.

Not work-wise, fine. Oh, my work sucked this week. Things, things are getting, I mean, I guess, I guess it's, so a lot of people use sports is like an outlet away from the horribleness of the real world and we're just, you know, the Democratic backsliding. I'm going to the hate America protest tomorrow. Congratulations. Did you know that's what it's called?

Yeah, Mike McCarthy can sit on my, not Mike McCarthy. He coached the Cowboys. I mean, he could go fuck himself too. Yeah. Mike Johnson can. All of them sit on a hammer. All these guys. Tell us what you would do with Mike Senator, Speaker, Mike Johnson's penis.

Yeah. I just, you know. My only, my, to be opting, to be not a domer here, because things do suck. And I'm not like invalidating that. Yeah. If I, if I don't laugh, I'll cry. And also, like, if I don't believe that things will get better, I'll fuck. Well, they have to.

They have to. There's no, there's no, five seconds in. This is not, this is, I can't even say what I was going to say. If Civil War II happens, what, what. We were talking about that in the group chat today. Yeah. Um, that's not even secure enough for, to me, say what I would do in Civil War II. No, I know.

It's not very secure. It's a text chat, man. Yeah. At least we have RCS, which is, I guess, is that encrypted at all end-to-end? No. I messages are. I messages are, but Matt is still stuck in 2013, so. Yeah.

No. What was it going to say? We talked about like, they're playing their hand really hard. These things don't last forever. And it's, I'm not saying it's not going to suck. It's going to fucking stop. It's going to keep sucking. This two will pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

That's over Rio de Visi Swame. It's from Deior, this old English poem, but it means the same thing as that was overcome socialists. Yeah. That's beautiful. Yeah. Oh, dude, the old, listen, no, talk about talk your shit. If you want, like, beautiful sadness, like wistfulness, the old English poetry, go read the

wanderer. just go read The Wanderer. It is so fucking beautiful. He does get a little Christiany at the end, but I just pretend he's talking about multiple gods and sort of one. It makes me happy. But I also understand why a man who was like,

you know, cast out, all his friends are dead with might want to find solace in the hereafter. I get it. I get it. Yeah, but yeah, the old English elegiac poetry. Yeah, go look that shit up. All right. Yeah.

So. Hello. Hi, Tom. Hi, I, Liam. And welcome to another episode of 10,000 losses. The only podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Payne. There is no, well, there's your problem.

My pronouns are he, him with me, so I co-host, yay. Liam, hi. I'm Liam McAllenerson. My pronouns are also he and him. No guest, fuck you, announcements. Oh, that's something I, if we had more time, I was going to nail you down on the bonus recording. We got to do it next week.

Yeah, that's okay. we last put a bonus out in like fucking June so we really need to and some people have left hey join the Patreon to put our numbers up to back up to 250 please please um I don't even know what it goes to anymore it's like 230 that's 2 18 last time I checked oh okay well we lost we lost a 10 dollar patron someone step in fallen soldier come in and pick this up listen if you want a 10,000 loss is live show at some point. Let's get that shit up. I don't think anybody does. We can hope. Live from the fucking K lot. That would be really good. That would be like the way we can do it. Why don't we put out a bonus next week and then we'll like get one like very

early November as well. Like we'll go back to back this coming weekend next. Yeah, we need to do that. We had that one idea with Matt. If he's. on board. Yeah, he shouldn't be. I can't remember what it was. Something about man, men, men, being a man. Being a man. Being a man.

I don't know. We're doing art of valeness in reverse. Yeah. Oh, speak of which, I flubbed hard at school, but no one called me out. We were talking about, like, like, we're doing a creative writing thing. But anyway, the girl's like a Venus fly trap. I almost, in my brain, I was going to go, oh, a kind of plant, like a Venus fly trap. And I said penis flytrap. Oh, brother. But I said it too quietly. And the class was

talking. So no one heard me. Oh, okay. Well, that's a relief at least. Yeah. So penis flytrap. Maybe that'll be the name of the episode. Uh, um, unless we come with something better. We won't. We won't. We won't. Uh, voicemail. Why don't we call on 26737371717. Give us your name. and pronouns and Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses where you can get bonuses. Please. You get the exclusive feed that maybe someday, maybe Thanksgiving break or something, I'll go through and I'll put all the old episodes up so you can get the whole archive. Please.

I just switch. I think I got to switch the provider too so that like if you stop listening, you don't get our bonuses episodes anymore. Yeah. Yeah, I got to do that. assholes yeah I was thinking of changing the

changing the $1 tier to $2 too but like grandfathering the people have it now but we'll talk about that off here we'll discuss business yeah business during business business business oh wait no that means sex that one video that went around

business time right I mean sex the flight of the concords I don't know Kiwis I've never seen flight of the Concord sorry I never seen I only know the reference from

secondhand. Oh, okay. It's like when you like talk about a movie and you only read the Wikipedia article and you pretend like, oh yeah, I remember that. Who would do that? When I was a kid, I pretended I had a PlayStation and played Rest in Evil. This was like third grade. And the kids just strung me along.

And the next day, when my mom was there to drop me off, they were like, Mrs. Payne? Does Tom have a PlayStation? And my mom's like, no. He's not allowed to have that. That's brutal. That was a, that was a, like, fucking thanks, mom.

Thank you. Thanks for nothing. Thanks for nothing. I appreciate it. You want to talk about sports? Yeah, man. So our last episode. Nick Castellanos is dead.

Bryce Harper's not elite. The Phillies are gone. Yeah, race rubber is not elite. All right, so let's let's start for the stop. We last recorded the Phillies were still in it. We were cocky or I was cocky. We were all cocky. And they came very close.

They became very close. They could have pulled it back or Ryan Kirkring fucked up. Yep. He, he, he miffed it. He fucked up, right? He made a mistake. Like, he was the catalyst of the lost, but the, but the, but the, but the, that game was already gone.

That. Bases were loaded. You know, he comes out of the bullpen. Yeah. Why hadn't people like Schorber? Well, Schrober actually hit that game. But where the fuck was Bryce Harper? Bryce was quiet.

Yeah. Where's the, all the guys who were good where the guys weren't getting paid. Where the fuck was in Muno Sosa? Put him in. Right. So we lost to the fucking Dodgers.

Who are now one game away from the World Series as a time of recording. yeah yeah um so my uh hopes are on my hopes are on the mariners to pull it out and that's what i'm hoping for yeah i think i like the mariners we i've said it before they're like my second favorite team so so fucking fucking go ems uh oh yeah i'll buy that yeah so they'll probably lose then yeah now that you've done that yeah yeah i hate the dodgers i also hate the dodgers you're not alone they're they're good team. They're just obnoxious.

Sikika Hernandez is so fun to watch and I wish he wasn't on the Dodgers. I wish they wouldn't spell his name like a slur. I like the TBS. He's Enrique Hernandez.

We're not putting that on. We're not putting that spelling on the television. And the little accent on the end is not grammatically appropriate. So I was looking up to the origin of that word the other day of the day. I forget what a circle,

allegedly. Circle, yeah. man did you know that the F slur and fascist are cognates yes they've the same route yeah

didn't know that actually there was another one that was wild today I ran into what was it uh um fuck I can't remember

oh boy you dumb moron yeah it was a really interesting one it was a really interesting one nice thank you uh shit

okay So, yeah, the Philly, what's going to have with the Phillies next? I don't know, Dave Dobrowski. They had a press conference. I think my response in the group chat was, Debrowski, you don't have to say 90% of that shit out loud. Yeah, I think that was the-Roy's still very good. He said he's still great. Is he elite?

I don't know. Will he be elite again? I'm not sure. That's up to him. Yeah. You could say, hey, you know, Bryce didn't have the performance that he would have. would have wanted in the playoffs and we hope that next year he can you'll continue to hopefully you know hopefully improve and have a comeback year

that tell you don't you have media training no he doesn't I think I think they're honestly like a little regretful now this contract I had the same thought that's what I was feeling that entire time that like man if only we didn't have this fucking contract we have him for so long is he going to I think he's still going to be a good ball player for a long time and he's he's in good shape too it's not our money so it's not my money

yeah I don't give a shit I say bring back all the guys and besides Nick Cassiana so he can fuck off the Florida for all I care well he has one year left right yeah I think so yeah but he's expected to be traded or cut I who's gonna pick up that contract

that's a great question you got one more year man It's not happening. Yeah. Unless it's part of like a mid-season trade. Right. To a team. Yeah.

To a team that is selling. Right. And is willing to take on one year, half a year of shit to offload some guys. Right. It's like a salary match kind of thing. Not that you have to match salaries, but sometimes they like to do that. I don't know. I think we should probably get Stephen on

next couple weeks maybe after the World Series and then yeah maybe talk about what's going to happen in the future with this with this team I hate the whole playoff window thing obviously there's like years you have to take a step back but you know we won the NLES

there's no reason why we have to like completely fucking choke and die we don't have to dismantle the team like it's not our money okay yeah yeah I see what you're saying yeah like fucking try and try and keep the ship afloat until some of the younger guys and the minors can come up. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll get the prospects up. Yeah. I hear you. Yeah. Because Nebraska hasn't been in charge that long, like, what, three or four years? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. So, I don't know. We'll see. Hopefully, like, some of the guys he's drafted, like, some of them are, like, he would, he drafted McGaill. Andrew Painter might be up next year. Like, right. We'll see how that goes.

We'll see. Yeah. Is this why you draft college pitchers, if you can? Yep. Yep. Because the high school ones, you don't know what's going to happen. They're so raw. Yeah.

And we like it raw. Oh, we sure fucking do, Tom. Yeah. I mean, not going to lie. I think everybody does, actually. But thank you, Tom. Yeah. I mean, look, I'm just like, disgusting pervert.

Sex pervert. You, I forgot. to, I forgot to, speaking of sex perverts, I have to shout out, I don't know if he listens anymore, Newkey from Australia, he turned me on the red letter media and, uh, the, I fucking love that shit. I've been just back watching all the old episodes, uh, yeah, oh, hell yeah, yeah, yeah, they're so fucking funny. I fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah, it has been what has been keeping me alive right now is, is, uh, watch an old best of the worst, so. Hell yeah. Um, yeah.

So, also, it's nice to see people who have the same opinion of New Trek that I do. Which is good, I assume? No. New Trek sucks. New Trek sucks. Strange New World had started off Lecoful and now it sucks again. We'll tell them. Yeah.

And by the way, Discovery, Strange New Worlds, Picard, whatever the Starfleet Academy is going to be. And the Section 31 movie are all not canon. I don't give a shit that was on screen. It's not canon. It was alternate universe. okay man I just wanted to get that out there all right

um so eagles lost in the metal lands fucking giants the fucking giants who is so fucking nasty though embarrassed yeah uh

how much of this was our old OCE like got us to the promised land I Kellem Moore's uh I mean the saints are okay oh they just got destroyed by the Patriots Would we suck this bad? No, I don't think so.

Yeah, I think who's a new OC? Patella. Yeah, not very happy. No. With the offense, Jalen is just a pocket passer right now, it seems like, anymore. Where's my RPO's? Where's my read options? Where's anything?

Where's the imagination? Where's throwing AJ Brown? Right. Where's... Who's made it known that he's not happy, which I can't blame him. Well, I mean, we've talked about Y receivers before. many times. We talked about this before.

He carries a knife. Yep. Remember SharpieGate? What if he pulled out a knife and just stabbed the football? That would be kind of cool. That would be cool. He would be suspended for like three games. Yeah, but I would like that, though.

The Eagles lost. Temple lost. Yep. Oh, before we go to Temple, Eagles. Eagles are playing Carson Wentz. Yes, they are. This weekend. We're playing the Vikings.

So that'll be a win. It better be, or we're really good. got to have to talk. Yeah. 387, baby. One person in our fantasy league drafted Carson Went, so we all made fun of them. I'd watch him go off for 400

tomorrow. Yeah. Watch. Yeah. Dude, I need, I need, um, what's his name? I need, I need George Kill will come back. I need to come back. I'm three and three right now. Let's see.

So, and you're stinky. Yeah. Do what, Do you want to talk about Temple then? Almost beating Navy? Yeah, go for it. We went blow for blow with Navy up until the end. It was pretty impressive.

There was some questionable clock management. Yeah. Calling a timeout before a two-point attempt when we could use that to run back up the field, to the kick. Then there was also an attempt on fourth down for touchdown when we should have went to a field goal and tied the game. So, yeah,

questionable but it shows that these guys can actually play can hang yeah they can hang um i think we're playing i think we're at down at charlotte i think we're playing yeah i think so we'll see how that goes i see um yeah we'll play charlott not ecuu so the temple als are three and three but hey that's better than we expected yeah and so is temple or so is pen state yeah uh we didn't fire our coach except we didn't lose north Western. Yeah, we have one conference win. Yeah.

Yeah, Temple. Yeah, they lost 33, 31. No, 32 to 31. They both lost right by one point, too. Yeah, but we didn't lose Northwestern. Yeah. Charlotte is 0 in conference, one in five overall.

I think that's a win. I hope so. And then we'll have the most wins we've had in a long time. Like five years or four years? We're getting to a bowl, man. Yeah. So I think that's. be good uh all right and i really all right fuck pen state let's talk about pen state i'm going to move

i have the sports betting thing i want to talk about i actually do want us to do deep dive on that one i want to read that article next week that which article so the the rolling stone one oh yeah yeah because it's absolutely horrifying yeah we'll do a deep dive on that yeah we'll want to do deep dive we'll we'll hold that for next week because someone's got to go to dinner but um sorry Penn state lost in the Western Fire, James Franklin. So James Franklin, welcome fucking nuts. To the sham of the high school.

Oh, yeah, go slurs. Yeah, go slurs. What a dip shit. What a fucking maroon. Yeah. How do you lose three games in a row?

When you were a trendy, like, when you were a trendy, like, Natty pick. You suck. But go eat, go eat shit. Go eat. If Penn State.

If Penn State loses like 10 seasons, then, like, completely, like, does them not deal memorabilia on paterno? Maybe I'll consider, like, not saying fuck Penn State every episode. Fuck Penn State, dude. Like, every other episode. I can't help it. It's in my blood. Yeah.

I hate Penn State. I hate everybody. I know who went there. Yep. So that's one person. Yep. Two people. Yep.

No, you hate them all. Don't lie. Well, they were at my birthday party and you weren't. So. my friend's birthday party for two years I know you did sure bad person

I had I had a the other person's birthday party that was already you agreed to in advance well they're stinky and you're stinking well you know them too well you bet them at least

um why is everyone fucking born in October I don't know people people be fucking in March uh that's not no people be fucking in January January January yeah oh uh yeah so uh

Carter Hart is going to the Vegas Golden Knights You really had to say Carter Hart after I said people would be fucking, really? Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Known, known, uh, sexual predator. Yeah.

No, sexual predator Carter Hart. Yep. Uh, going to the Vegas Golden Knights. Nobody likes them. Uh, turned it back into glass. Did he get convicted? Oh, he was found not guilty. I'm not guilty.

But the, there is a, I would say a preponderance of evidence against him. Hmm. So the civil trial. if it was under common law which I guess Canada is common law I wonder if Quebec does the civil code I have no idea what Quebec does man

the less I think about it the happier I am we love the Quebequa they don't love you but we love them come on there's got to be some like fucking socialist Quebecwa party that yeah that gets nine votes an election that we don't know about

we are the Quebec independents and cigarettes party we sounds like diesel cigarettes in

here we want the revolution and to smoke outside the building the inside the building in the foyer to start

yeah do you remember when we had Estreys why did we get rid of them I almost felt like that started

turning into the voice you're a bad person Yeah. Well, you know, you are gatekeeping Jewish heritage. I'm just going to let you know that. I'm filing an official complaint with the comptroller of Judaism. I think that's just my dad. They got to fucking stop sending me this shit. Oh, my God. Annie! Get my pet. Fetch me my cat. I'm just going to rub my cat's ass all over this. letter. They'll smell it. I don't know.

Oh. Jesus Christ. It's pretty good. You want to do some DMs? You want to do voicemails first and then get through

the DMs? Yeah, we could do that. We only get two this week. I got to upload them. I forgot. Oh, okay. No worries.

I love trying to hit the X and not accidentally hit play at the same time. Adaboy. We only have two voicemails. week. Charlie is dead.

They killed him. Yeah. He fucked the supporter shield too hard. And who could blame him? Yeah. Yeah, broke his dick on it. Actually, do you know, someone who broke his dick? Did I ever tell you that?

No. What? Yeah, this guy, he had his morning wood. Yeah. He got up out of bed. His, like, sheet, his flat sheet was wrapped around his leg. Yeah. And he fell right on his boner.

Oh, no. And he was, like, not allowed to get a boner for, like, three or four weeks. God almighty. Yeah. So peanut fractures. They're a thing. The spongy tissue.

I've heard. Yeah. My hurts thinking about it. Not my dick. He would poke a hole through the floor, man. Yeah. My dick would never break. I don't have a weak dick.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That's probably like that's, that's, yeah, that's probably like, dude, fucking. No, man. Too hard. Mm-hmm. Uh, I. You know, my door's got to be made out of diamonds, you know?

You know, that Mo's hardness scale? That's my name's Mo, it's not hard to you in the stomach. I'm going to fuck you up. Mo's hardness scale. That's that episode of the title, but spelled M-O-EA, the M-O-E-Bos-Bas-Buck you up. As soon as I see you tomorrow, you're just going to glass me with the bottom line. Yeah. Yeah, I am.

All right, let's listen to Garrett. Hey, Tom, Elyam, Garrett from the Northeast, pronounced he, him. Oh, you sound so sad. Checking in once again. I felt compelled call in because it was currently Thursday, October 9th at about 1144 p.m. I don't know when the hell this is going to air, but now, you know, after what I witnessed over the past two hours, I felt like I had to, you know,

sort of eulogize everything a little bit, you know, between. Billy's dragging us all the way back in only to break our hearts and extra innings by not being able to score any goddamn runs and, you know, people will blame Ryan Kirkring. I feel bad for the guy. He panicked, and when you try to get the lead runner, that's just how baseball players are built.

I feel bad for him. I hope they blow up the core, really. Like, the Turner contract, the Harbor contract, they're going to set us back for years and years. The only thing we can hope for is that Aiden Miller is actually the second coming with Mike Schmidt. And, you know, it's a sad way this is going out. 2022 is their best shot, and they blew it. And then the Eagles just, I don't know what that was. I was listening to Merrill on the way out.

Merle Reese. And he just seemed so defeated. to like watching this shit show on a field. And even better is I actually got to watch the Phillies literally throw away their season in Breezeward, Pennsylvania, right off the turnpike because I had, I literally pulled over and watched the 11th inning. Oh, brother.

So, yeah, it's a rough way to be a Philly sports fan. You know, there's a picture that always floats around Instagram of some dude sitting on some subway tracks with These, like, ghostly images around them, like there's... Philly's Muse posts of these. Kimbril, Mumba, try to get Mufasa to get up, among others. The Kauai shots on there.

And it feels like we just add one of the mural tonight with Orion Kirkland. Oh. Anyway. I'm going to check Philly's views. Fuck the GOP. Yep. Fucking that's... Yeah, they didn't make the playoffs.

Get fucked. Um, fuck the Dodgers. Suck it, Wayne. And, uh, yeah. See you next time. Yeah, I understand. Oh, yep, Philly's Muse on October 9th, which is his second to last post. I'm going to put it in the in the chat.

Yep, he added it, he added it to it. That's funny. God, this sucks. Yep. Yeah, Philly's Muse's last post, October 9th. I've never seen a player this upset after losses Kyle Schwerber. and hasn't posted since then. Who can blame me?

Philly's Mews, you are funny, you do some great edits. Please don't. Hopefully you did nothing foolish. Yeah. Also, just move over the blue sky. Right. I'm sick of Nazis. All right.

I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, Garrett. We're all on the same page. We feel your pain. And it fucking sucks. And you kind of brought me back to the emotion I felt that night. Yeah.

Very haunting. I've become so numb. I can't feel you there. Become so much so much more aware. Okay. That's enough. I'll hang up. I'm going to hang up.

I'll hang up. I'll hang up. I'll hang up. It'd be more like me and be less like you. And I know will you never really know. You were just like me We're so disappointed in you All right, I'll stop there.

Come back, William. William, come back. He turned his camera off. All right, I guess I'll do the rest of it if he doesn't go back. There he is. There he is. You're still muted.

I hate you. All right. Well, here, let's listen to the way. Hey, Tommy, Liam. It's Wayne. I'm having everything not met related because I will refuse to acknowledge how shit the season ended

from New York Mets. I mean, we'll acknowledge that. So I don't have to go further. You deserve nothing. Yeah, so Thursday I went to the Eagles Giants game and arguably that was one of the worst worst football games I've ever

probably seen my life Eagles defense could not freaking stop anything it was basically like watching a sift drive in black catch water and the offense never could get really started and pretty much

even with the back cards only through one interception the interception was so back breaking up I love I just straight up like the stadium so now the Eagles are four and two, and it's, again, that same kind of feeling we had in 2023, where the Eagles could basically just go into complete an utter free fall.

In other news, a couple weeks back, unfortunately, Bohemians tried to go for the season sweep over Shamrock Rovers, but to keep their hopes of a title alive, Unfortunately, they wound up losing two to one, two Shamrock Rovers, and what essentially was a match, the championship plenty match broke. Sharma Grovers wound up winning the next match, and they are, they've clinched the 2025 League of Ireland title. All Bohemians can play for now is a spot in Europe, and they finished second, which at Shamrock Rovers win the FAAI Cup over Torch City,

That means that place to go to the second place team in the European competition. The second place team, the League of Ireland, we go to a European competition. Liverpool also lost two matches before the international break, both match-ending goals against Crystal Palace and Chelsea, and now Arsenal is top of the English Premier League. So you can tell it's like not only the Mets, it's not only the Mets that I've been disappointing me lately. And Rutgers also got blown out by Washington, which was expected. We're probably going to die.

Next Saturday is probably, we're probably going to die against Oregon. Look at the bright side. We could, we could deny a ballgame. As always, Fox Penn State. Thank you. Thank you, Ed. Um, yeah, I appreciate the update there. Penn State can go blow me.

Hold on. What am I doing here? Clicked on the wrong thing. Fuck. All right. All right. We got a bunch of DMs. Long DMs.

Oh, did I put the text message into? Yeah, that's the first thing. So the first, the first text message has no name. So I don't know who this was. I don't know what your pronouns are Hello, Tom, Liam, and Schrodinger's guest texting from North York, Ontario was wondering if you guys could ever cover

the large monster known as Doug Ford Not really sports really, but he's a piece of shit Anyway, fuck Penn State, fuck America Defund the Police and Defund the Leafs Doug Ford is comically corrupt and awful Yeah Are they dead now? No, that was, isn't that Rob Ford?

I don't know Isn't his brother? They like very similar looking Yeah, I'm sure Yeah Oh, he's a fucking, yeah, real piece of shit Yeah, his brother was Rob Ford This is the one who died of drugs, right? Yeah, I think so

Progressive Conservative Party That's a name. Huh. Yeah, all right. Yeah, he's like trying to like get rid of bike lanes and shit, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, fuck these guys. Dude, I,

what is with I guess it really shows how like a lot of politicians really don't have any principles even in like allegedly like ideal ideological parties where like fucking labor even the fucking president of Ireland was like not president of Ireland the

was it the T-Sack Tal-Sack T-Sack whatever you say was like like fucking oh I'm mixing shit I read this

someone would say something like Trump's Awak Europe to like anti-immigration it's like shut the fuck up man you don't you're chasing this bullshit like you're not like if you're in the UK I can't remember who said it's if you're in the UK you're not going to win the reform party over

by going to the right didn't fucking work for the Democrats not going to work for you exactly if you're in fucking Ireland just give up and let's shouldn't find form of government already what build houses god damn it Jesus Christ not build fucking houses you have citizens

that don't have houses if you don't want right Winger's complaining about immigrants, maybe build houses for people who live in your country, too. It's good to house immigrants and refugees. That's a good thing. House your citizens and also fire fucking Kahnna McGregor and the sun. Yeah, please. Yeah, he fucking sucks. He's, you know, a piece of shit.

I do have faith the Irish will figure it out, but less so much for the Brits. No, no, no, no. I think the Brits are cooked and I think they're going to have to, they're going to have to undo what James won in, was it one and seven? one in second yeah it was one in seventh right yeah I think so they united the two oh my favorite thing is

I just I just wanted like history rant here Scotland was not some poor oppressed colonial nation so if you're a Scott and you're posting that dude you're the reason that fucking England and Scotland joined together so and you had plenty of guys who were involved

in the slave trade so Scotland is not innocent in any don't do not put all of it of the Britain the British Isles crimes on the fucking England, you were just as complicit. I'll tell them. Yeah. I'll tell you that Scots.

I like comments. Fascinating. Unlocked new hatred. Oh, I love this. I love the Scots. But I just don't want, like, I've seen some Scots online act like, oh, you know,

when we were colonized. It's like, motherfucker, you invaded, you kicked the Celts out just like that you were the English. The Scots were the English. They just. We're further north.

Right. Like, what's the ancestor language of the skies? It's middle English. It's not, it's not fucking Gaelic. It's middle English. Anyway. So, so, yeah. Thanks, way.

Yeah. So, oh, thanks. Thanks, unknown. Oh, that guy. Yeah. Yeah. We don't know. We don't know the gender.

All right. I'll get the next one. Hold on. Let me, let me put, do you want to put some paragraph breaks in there for it? Yeah, you can do that. that there's no consistency to them I'm just putting them in randomly

all right go ahead you can we got Carl uh you who boys another DM because it works using the rambling on the voice about in the Hess car like so he was drunk uncle from Arkansas

which I subsequently am but that's either here nor there Tom Liam and or guess I hope this discord letter finds you well it's Carl again he him and I've just finished my nightly my other nightly run to Olive Branch Mississippi and I'm writing you from a quick trip parking lot after learning of the Phillies

lost to the Dodgers and reacting much akin to how Bush did when they told him a plane and at the towers as a class of second graders for teaching about I feel like I jinxed this

in a move of solidarity with the, what did I do? You keep highlighting shit. Fuck my ass with the pod and no longer having a dog in the fight I picked the Phillies go all the way, but forgot to realize

the Dodgers are seemingly as inevitable as Thanos. Honestly though, as long as the brewers don't come away with it. That's funny. I don't really care what happens. I'm sure they're a great team

but I can't really wish happiness on a city of more segregated, the ones you'd find the very state. I'm writing this to you from. Peace. Also, it's so good, damn, damn, come, what? Wisconsin. It's so good, damn. Come in Wisconsin, so fuck them.

Okay, I think that about cold, but I'm going to leave it. Senator Nelson, Razorbacks are two important. I'm going to come in Wisconsin. After the loss to the University of Buy Week this past weekend. That's funny. That's an awful joke I saw elsewhere, unless you guys laughed at it, then it's all me, baby. In the World of Motorsports, Formula 1 to one to one of my favorite circuits of the year in Singapore. and wouldn't you know it, I slept through the whole thing.

Just as I predicted an earlier voicemail, McLaren is seemingly self-employed their chances to a driver's title of Landon Norris, committing one-lap terrorism to his teammates. I was so agreed just that Bush administration was ready to invade the team's factory. Leading the team to finish third and fourth last week, while Max was stab took second, was closing ever so slightly in a 63-point gap to the leader's six races remaining. Someone hilarious as much as NASCAR fans have turmoil over the search of full season points versus a playoffs,

and Formula One might be again heading for a last race of the year to decide the title Barnburner. all the while all the while this was happening for our managed to show without one essential part not working the fucking breaks worse yet the teams engineers somehow weren't able to comprehend who needs that you're going fast the problem to drivers charles the clerk and lewis hamilton had an essentially brother race while essentially doing the equivalent of being on the phone with your isp survivor i swear to god at one point i think i heard them ask louis if he had tried turning the car back off and on again Fernando Alonso The sports is the guy who peaked in high school who last reacts to all your political posts and social media will be willfully uninformed managed to beat out Lewis and his wounded Ferrari and now likely won't shut the fuck up about it

for the rest of the year. On the NASCAR side of things, the championship field for the Cup series is now stronger from 12 to 8 drivers as a series held their elimination race on Charlotte Motor Streetways infield road course. Liverpool Kiwi Shane Van Ginsbergin

won his fifth road course on 60 have run this year. How notable while that More notable than that was a move Ross Chastain pulled at the end of the race. If that name sounds familiar, it's likely because you saw a clip of him riding the wallet, mock Jesus in 2022 to figure out the six

spots you need to advance the championship round. He's NASCAR's equivalent of the uncle that swears, sneaks you fireworks and booze. It shows up at Christmas with an ex-oite that he swears he hates. Just look the guy up and it'll make sense. I have to look up this guy up. I have to look up this guy. Yeah, I

do too. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, he's younger than I am. He's from Alva, Florida. He's just got holding a wintermelon in this one picture. And then he's got a babe next to him. I love him. All right, next.

Yeah, hold on. Let me close. I'll get the next one. You can get Rashine because it's like six paragraphs long. Oh, yeah, good. Metric Mike. Hey, Tom and Ye, Liam. How do we feel about the NFL refusing a request to adjust the London Browns Vikings

gains to emit the Missfield Coal by Vikings Kickers? Will Richard that struck a camera cable. The NFL has acknowledged this was a missed call and should have been a re-kick. Fuck, OS you. Fuck Penn State Go Toronto Blue Jays. Yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, I think it's frustrating because the league office has started, like, got involved in replay now. Yeah.

With the Jared Goff illegal motion penalty. I don't know how I feel about it, man. I mean, I don't love it. Like, if the NFL is just going to do all the replay from New York, it has to be consistent. And the NFL never fucking is. Yeah. Well, we go, like, like, if it was the, if it was the, if it was the, the Cowboys, they would have fixed it.

Right. Or the Chiefs. Yeah. That's bullshit. All right. We got Rochine. She has written us a tome. Hey Tom, Yee Liam, and Yee Liam again to make up for last time. Thank you. A very passionate gardens fan who was not me took out the below full page ad in the Cleveland Plain dealer. Shouts out to the, that's a fucking great name. Back on Wednesday the 8th, with which I agree entirely, Jimmy Dome News,

the Haslums in the city of Cleveland have reached a settlement. The highlights of which are that the Haslums will pay 100 millions to the city and will raise the factory of sadness to a pad-ready state at their expense. And all lawsuits between the Haslums in the city will be dismissed with prejudice. With prejudice. Initial Jimmy Donne site prep has begun with work on the boondoggle to begin next year. Cavs season begins in Madison Square Garden on the 22nd. One last thing of note, I ran into a surprising amount of birds fans when I was in Charlotte

this past weekend and maybe you'll have gained a new listener too maybe that's the people who downloaded 8,000 episodes maybe um one day that we had another mini pulse someone down did like 500 in one day it was like what the fuck is this who's in my fucking house i was just my wife okay um do you understand castle doctrine i do actually you have to assess the threat first no i don't you have to determine it to be i don't yeah there was a guy in quaker town who like shot a shout a grandpa because he didn't assess the threat and he went to jail

Wow um anyway go birds go calves go Blue Jays go guards fuck Jimmy Haslam fuck Paul Dolan pay the fuck up or sell the fucking team you miserly fucking prick fuck the Dodgers especially Clayton Kirshall fuck Ohio State fuck Penn State and this ad

if you haven't seen it says Cleveland is witnessing history Jose Ramirez we remembered as one of the greatest of all time. Paul Dolan is wasting his career. No vision, no investment. Jose deserves better. The fans deserve better. Cleveland deserves better.

Either commit to winning or sell the team, Paul. 76 years is long enough. That's a good ad. That's a good fucking, well, not ad, but like a, that's a good fucking screen. Yeah, it is. I like that. All right. We got one more. Oh, I'm going to have to cut

that out. That was a juicy snort. sure you did do a fucking line there is like toke nose oh hey Tom hey Liam post now what gear with an arena ball update AF1's 8th team is being announced

Wednesdays over 15 and there is a Michigan Arsenal this much rumor team is fine to see the line today after months of teasing by the league as expected to them for them to play in one of the smaller city specific Calvinville where league execs are from however the team's website went live a day early and proudly announced a team name

logo head coach and press conference at the Dow event center in Saginaw they are being being led by the oft-mentioned Sean Leota, who has a long history with the Eerie explosion, who are on record for going... That's what they used to call me. When I went up the Eerie, they called me the Eerie explosion. Oh, yeah, they did, Daddy.

Who are on record for recording one of the biggest blowouts of sport to history at 138 now and being the lead coach advisor for fan-controlled football. So losing three teams, officially the league has responded with two expansion teams and one league jumper. So the question, if the 2024 arena chance Billings Outlaws go dormant or not,

as answer Steve type has shit talked himself out of an arena deal with the city is struggling to move this team elsewhere and this talk to Chris Sanders

who seemed to live in chat GPT and haven't announced anything new or tangible updates for about six months play of uniform concepts though

anyways fuck Penn State fuck fascism fuck guys fuck the cheese fuck the Dodgers and fuck assholes in general

off to descend into holiday season of madness post me on wookiee out thanks thanks I'm not fan of fucking

assholes though anyway so um yeah like a rubber band Rubber band with nothing behind it All right

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