Ten Thousand Losses - My Feelings About the Dutch

Episode Date: December 15, 2022

In a curtailed 10kL, Tom and Liam talk about the World Cup, the Trea Turner signing, the Eagles being good, the Sixers being okay, answer a few listener questions, including the first listener-to-listener shittalk. Liam also talks about getting his ass eaten by Sidney Crosby. Go birds.  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod  Leave us a voicemail: 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses 

accused of punching a police force. CTE, CTE, CTE. Those negative fans. Make himself a vomit. Go Bears! Go Bears! you gotta think the fanatic's gonna go down to her and give her a bunch of hot dogs or the snowball starting to come they'll boo us but they won't let anybody else boo us live yeah um my favorite onion article it was like you know moron child wastes critical period of language acquisition on dutch it's a terrible language

for garbage people you know uh we all know my feelings on the dutch uh yes i i hate them as a nationality i i i truly cannot stand them uh i was at a dinner party i guess you'd call it last night at rosa's house and there was a person there who shall go unnamed uh she's a friend of the show but i i don't want to blow her up so uh yeah uh she was like yeah i like studied abroad and answered him you know she's getting her phd she's very bright yeah that was everything in me not to be like why'd you fucking go there stupid like she's getting her phd in like biomedical engineering like she's very bright but i was just like oh dumbass went to amsterdam how'd you like that oh you like belgium too well look at you like in the low countries and they're attractive

like the low countries and they're attractive like the low countries Hitler yeah the fucking Maginot line didn't work like oh my god yeah stupid canals bicycles a mass transit liberal policies yes

and weed I guess but that's not as attractive anymore because you can get it anywhere. I guess most places. Oh, yeah. I don't know, man. Congratulations to our dumbass team. I haven't really been watching the World Cup.

It's kind of felt too bad. I'm aware of the scores, but I admittedly haven't really been watching it. I feel like our chief soccer correspondent is losing his mind. Yeah. I think he has lost his mind. I haven't heard from him. It's just in my replies

to Karl Marx, and that's it. Yeah, well, at least we know he's not in jail. That's true. And that's what matters, is that we're not in jail. Yeah, I guess the US, what we tied with england yeah it's just hilarious and then we were knocked out i mean i don't i don't know man it's like i i don't think we're ever gonna be good enough to win a world cup given that it's like the sixth most popular sport here yeah oh they just released the uh the panthers just released baker oh shit yeah oh breaking news yeah a couple updates uh but first uh he's tom i'm liam this is pronouns are he him

yes this is 10 000 losses yes um go ahead no oh i mean i was gonna make a joke but i just fucking didn't say it louder or earlier as you do yeah uh yeah um we want to what we got to talk about we got to talk about uh um oh since we've been gone uh ben simmons made his triumphant triumphant return to philly and got waxed yeah yeah yeah he sucked ass um the the nets fans are really knowing that he sucks um and we we should say that as if you go back and listen through the archives of this podcast we defend ben simmons we do pretty pretty pretty full-throatedly i would say um yeah i i don't know man i i don't i've read interviews with him i've watched him talk and feels like he pretty clearly doesn't think there's anything for him to accept responsibility for right it's pretty clear

he's learned nothing uh so get that bag more power to you. But again, like, yeah, fleece and that's, I mean, that's great. I have no problem. I have no problem with fleecing the nets. Fuck the nets. Um,

yeah, that's just like a, just, it's funny. Like, I don't know what they expected. Like, I guess they thought to give him a second chance and nice is I'm going to say,

I'm going to say the word. No, not that word. Uh, I think, I think he's a bum. I think he's a bum i think he's a bum it's it's hard man i i you know obviously it's sort of hard to to you know rectify being pro labor pro player with a guy like ben simmons it's like we're also fans like and it's hard because

there's so much wrapped up in this there's you know blackness wrapped up in this i think we you and i don't understand and capital and like how certain players you know are given second chances and certain players aren't like you know ben simmons has been a star since he was in high school he went to montverde like and then he went to lsu he was the number one overall pick and he's had had, you know, a pretty, I would say, easy go of it. And that's not to say he doesn't have mental health struggles. I don't know him. Right.

I can't speak to his mental health, but from at least what he says in the public sphere, he's just a dick, dude. Yeah, I, um, how do i put this like you know he is definitely a gifted player and his talent took him to where he is in case you're in case you guys are at home or wondering or in your cars or whatever you're fucking good right now uh i have a hard out at seven and it's 619 yeah tom and i are are sort of under the gun here to get this shit out. Yeah. And you got lots of shit to do this week. So you moved,

you were, you're going to, you're impeaching Krasner. You're, you're, you're crashing FTX. You're doing all this shit. So I'm all over the place man yeah um

but back to like real quick back to ben simmons like you know i just feel like if if i had that opportunity like i would play i would be like damn i want to be like the fucking best dude as like with all this talent and try and be good but on the other hand if like he just wants to be like a mediocre guy the fuck it like i guess it's his right to be a mediocre guy i mean you know the fuck yeah yeah that's that's the point i was trying to make exactly i mean that's that's no uh again this is sort of a grab bag since we didn't write an outline so we're just kind of lying by the seat of our pants. You want to talk about Trey Turner? You want to talk about the birds?

You want to talk about what you want to talk about? Yeah. Shit. You want to do Trey Turner first? It's just like the hot shit. Talk about Trey Turner, man. This is the Phillies suddenly drunk with good decision making. Yes.

John Milton drunk with power. making yes john milton drunk with power yes i have signed stars short to store blah blah blah shortstop trey turner from the uh la dodgers uh the phillies have signed into an 11 year 300 million dollar contract plus no deferred money no get in the bag man and man has the takes been coming out the takes on the on the philly fan side i haven't heard anything like dumb so far on the outside of the oh man he's 29 years old he's going to be 40 when he's done he's going to saddle the franchise which to that i say if they're going to spend the fucking money spay turner is a good dude to spend money on and like like like an oversized contract doesn't affect you if the team continues to spend the money like if you just don't give a shit about the luxury tax, just, you know, fuck it.

You know, John Milton's got that tobacco money. That's going that's going a long way. Yeah. The guy, for those who don't know, Trey Turner, he played for the Washington Nationals first and he's played for the Dodgers. You got traded, I believe, in mid year last year. And he is part of the the fire sale yeah he's he's all except for his first year he's always been an above average hitter he's not the best short stop fielding wise but hey this isn't a defense team no all gas no breaks yeah but what he does have in common with the rest of our team is that he has some pop this bad.

He's fast as shit. That's something we really need. He's really fast. Have you seen him do the slide in the home plate where he just like he slides in and then pops up and like does the moonwalk? Yes. Yeah. So he's he's like he's agile. He you know, as opposed to like my boy schwerber who's like muscle bound i will say i

would like the the phils to pick up some pitches because bryce's pitchers because bryce is going to be out for at least a while yeah till like the all-star break yeah right again uh assuming this team does what it did last year and simply a forgets how to clears their mind and the idea of playing defense and replaces it with a hit ball hard. Yeah. Hit ball hard. We're going to be fine. Yeah. I mean,

yeah, his feeling could be better, but that's a lot to be said. He'll actually be the fucking course of this team. It'd be one of the better fielders. And actually Bryson stock grades out better as a, as a second baseman. Then there's just shortstop. Like he grades out his his average short stop so he'll be good at second base

and excuse me uh just looking at like just a quick baseball reference i mean last year uh turner was an all-star he hit um let's see what did he hit? What was his average? Oh, baseball references take an average away. Oh, no, it didn't. So he hit 298. He 343 on base percentage, a 466 slugging. So he had 21 home runs, 100 RBIs, 27 stolen bases. Yeah, so he played well. He strikes out a lot.

Like, again, that's what we do on this team but i i i think you put him like ahead of schwarber or something like that i don't like lead off schwarber just because he's not getting the rbis with he had 46 home runs and he had still double digit rbis right because there was just no one on base ahead of him so i think right he did that a lot yeah i think i think you could utilize Schwarber a bit better. And I think Cassiano is due for a comeback year. Yeah. Yeah, I'm optimistic. And I agree with you.

Just get some pitching. Yeah. Same problem as always. Did you see what Tampa Bay signed Zach Eflin for their highest free agent signing ever in history? Did they? Yeah. Which is not as much as you would think

because they're like a really cheap team. No, they're cheapskates, that I know. And so, I mean, you know, Zach Eflin gets to stay, you know, in his hometown state, gets to, you know, go out to the Everglades and, you know, shoot gators, whatever he likes to do. God knows what. And we wish best of luck to Zach Eflin

and hope your knee holds up, dude. That would be tight. Good luck. No hatred. No hatred to Zach Eflin, except for if you're playing the Phillies. And the dude fucking. I mean, look, he took it, took a hit by coming out of the bullpen and not starting during the World Series. I mean, the guy got us the World Series.

So, yeah, that's absolutely true. So shouts out to back to our respects, Dale. Yeah, shouts out to Gene Segura. Well, you know, he's gone and, you know, Gibb has hit in Cinderguard on the other hand.

It's like, OK, cool. We definitely need we have two pitchers right now. Oh, we're through. We have Ranger. Yeah. Please get more pitchers. Yeah.

So do that. Met side Verlander to two years for $86 million. And they lost to Grom. The Grom goes to the Rangers. Yep. So, yeah, I guess we'll be seeing Verlander more. We can...

18-4 with a 1.75 ERA. Yeah, Verlander's still pitching. Still throwing fuel, basically. He's goinglander's still pitching. Still throwing fuel, basically. He's going to be 40 in February. Yeah, he's still good. Pitchers can last if they arm some good out. And he can still throw fuel.

Yeah, he's still a good pitch. So fuck it. Why give up? I understand that instinct to just be as dominant as long as possible. That is... I don't know. I'm super competitive so like we've never played a game together i am fucking disgusting like i will break friendships just to win that like you know i believe that i i have a a uh a philosophy when i play games uh called abc and that stands for anybody but corinne doesn't matter if I lose as long as Corinne does not win.

Yeah. Yeah. So, all right. So you just have one target. You, you could come in second to last as long as you're not last. I don't care.

I could come in dead fucking last as long as it means Corinne doesn't win. Oh, that's brutal. I was going to say always be closing, but yeah. So yeah, that's your, that's your um i was gonna say always be closing but um yeah so yeah that's your that's your fucking phillies update uh that was breaking news today you actually texted me that and i stopped my class that's what i'm here for i'm jeff facade now you've that's happened like three or four times now at least it's like oh hold on hold on students i you know my phone pops up it's like

uh i gotta give you guys your latest uh breaking you know trade news uh so i love i love the idea that it's just like you like you your students are just like what the fuck are we doing you're like hold on one second i'm getting i'm getting contract details yeah yeah oh and there's enough of them that like got back into baseball because the phillies being good that they were like interested so that was pretty cool awesome yeah i definitely played like the world's the the game that the playoffs i put games on that were won during the day during the first season uh as is tradition and uh the principal could fuck himself if he thinks that, you know, that we're not supposed to do that.

It's deserve enrichment. Yeah. And I'm taller. It's deserve enrichment. And I'm taller than the principal. So there you go, man. Yeah.

All right. You want to talk about the birds? Yeah. Let's talk about the birds. That was an ugly fucking win. Yeah. Not necessarily the ugliest because I mean, it a complete game but jalen hurts is him i think i feel he played well hurts hurts play well i i feel comfortable in saying jalen hurts is him oh yeah yeah absolutely but that game against the previous week's game sunday night football against the packers 40 to 33 in which they just kept

leaving the door open that was a bad defensive game is doing man that's the thing this team does yeah I mean we got what's his name the comma the I always fuck up his first name Dominica so yeah Dominica so I mean and he was a factor this last game uh you know we did get to uh fucking what's his name uh a lot so that was good uh their quarterback rogers or are you talking about uh ryan tannahill ryan tannahill uh yeah but yeah that packers game that defense was just leaky leaky is the word and i don't know like this time they got they got consistently to tannahill yeah they limited him on the ground to fucking 34 yards he had more yards with derrick henry yeah i mean the titans are designed to sort of like punch like they're designed to win game 17 14 basically yeah um so to be able to hang 35

on them uh their season high like opponent season high is 41 but that was by the bills like they're they're not a bad team no and they've had like i hate to use the phrase quality losses

yeah yeah i know what you mean. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's the whole thing going around is like, oh, well, the Eagles have the easiest schedule in the league. That's why they're winning. It's like, all right, well, every team in the NFL is still good. Like you can all you can lose to any team. Any team can beat

any team, any given Sunday. He got to me before I was going to be dramatic. Yeah. It's true. Go be dramatic. Yeah. And you give it Sunday. It's true. Go watch it. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, hurts like the owl in the background. Oh, I didn't hear it.

Yeah. It's just loud as shit all the time. I love that. It makes me happy. OK, well, when you come over to see the new place, you can sit on my roof deck and watch the owl go by like Ross did. Yes. I probably won't watch it as long as he did, though. I honestly sort of hope you don't, frankly.

Just posted up there with the telescope, like, oh, what planets are we looking at? None. I'm recording the numbers. Planet, Margaret Frankfurt line. What planets are we looking at? None. I'm recording the numbers. Planet. Margaret Frankfurt line. Oh, shit. I do like the sound that makes

that. It's a cool sound. As it's getting started, it's stopping. It's a cool sound. I don't think you'll get that. They sacked Panahel six times. Oh yeah. Yeah. I love it. Eric Henry had 11 carries for 30 yards, which is very incredible. Yeah.

No, the run defense held. That was like surprising. They were, Terry was good. And AJ Brown showed up against the state. Devonta Smith really showed up to thought that tail. Yeah. He, he had a lot of clutch catches. Um, some unfortunate, I, I think I was texting you and you were like on your way to the bar. And I'm like,

Holy shit. That I thought, I thought that, uh, I watched it, killed that guy. That EPS hit. That was just absolutely fucking.

Yeah. I don't think I was intentional or anything, but, um, that was like, Oh, that's the sport. Why I don't like, don't let your kids play I was like, oh, that's the sport. Why don't like don't let your kids play it.

Look at him wiggle his foot. It's all you can move. Right. And the fact that he got up and walked away, you know, I don't know. I haven't heard anything else on it. I like I'm in a black hole right now of like other shit. So like I'm like, all right, I'm watching the Eagles now. I'm watching, you know, this now and then everything outside of it, I'm like,

fucking lost. I don't know if anything came of that. Oh, it's fine. That's what I'm here for. Sixers kind of suck still. Harden is listed. I believe Harden might be playing tonight. That's Monday the 5th.

Hopefully Harden's back. I believe that she is. They play in Houston tonight. Joel Embiid's been doing everything in his power. But yeah, it hasn't gone so good. They won three in a row. They won two against the Magic and then against the Hawks. So they're 3-3 in their last six.

They beat the Bucks, who are a tough team. They beat the Jazz, who are a tough team. They lost to the Timberwolves, who are pretty fucking putrid. It's just been an up and down season. I mean, we've still got

a lot of basketball left. I'm not especially worried about it. You know, the fact that they're holding their own with all these injuries yeah they're playing uh as it turns out doc rivers can coach but only under horrible circumstances it's like me i can i can do a lot of like i can write i can be very creative but you need i need a deadline i need to be past my deadline. Yeah. I can do that. I've, I've said this, that I'm incredibly calm, but only under pressure. Oh, a hundred percent. I'm I'm it's, it's a common trait. I mean,

I don't, I don't know about your ADHD. If you, what your views on it now, I mean, my ADHD dude, I, when it's fucking go time, everything is like, Oh shit. got it i got this no worries and then like when it's back to like normal i'm just i can't get fucking out of my own head you know i'm like an anxious fucking mess uh actually i have been pretty good though lately but yeah well i'm proud of you yeah uh i don't know yeah, it's, it's pretty common. I never met shit. There was a, a study, I believe of like patients in London attending like whatever the 1940s version of therapy was for anxiety, depression.

And apparently they made the best ambulance drivers during the blitz. Cause they're like like i spent my life worrying about like it's did i say the wrong word and now that like bombs are going off i'm like the coolest fucking cucumber driving the fucking ambulance yeah i'm like you know i'm dodging you know v1s and and doing fucking uh sliding around corners in war tour in London, driving people to the hospital so they don't die. Yeah, shit, I'm cool. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, it's like that Father Ted episode

where he's cool fixing the plane, and then once he gets back from hanging off the bottom of the plane fixing the wheel, and he gets back to his seat, he starts freaking out. Yeah. That is how it works. Yeah, that's Glenn Rivers.

Doc Rivers. Can't fire him yet. God damn it. No, no. Yeah, fuck it. Yeah. Let Doc cook, baby. Yeah, let him cook.

Let him cook. Fuck it. Who cares? Why not? Who gives a shit? It's like 20 games to the season. I don't fucking care. The coach doesn't fucking matter in basketball anyway.

We've said this a billion times. You know, I mean, they matter a little bit, but they don't matter that much. It don't matter that much, dude. Sorry. Yeah, you get you get like, you know, Embiid, Giannis fucking, you know, Harden and they get like two other studs and they'll you know you get staff they're going to the finals regardless right exactly you don't need it you don't even need to go you can have a player coach and they'll do it and they do so like the warriors have done that yeah bring back the player coach that's something i think that we need more of. I, I agree with LeBron James. Speaker 3 6th, Speaker 1 2, he wants to be at too, too much. That's the problem. You

don't, you gotta pick the guy who does it. I'd be like, all right, pork Maz, guess what you are. You're coaching. I bet he would, he would do pretty well. I would, I would watch for a cotton attempt to attempt to coach for me. Absolutely. Unless he's cooking cook me. Absolutely. Um, unless he's cooking, unless he's not, unless he's coaching the Turkish national team against the Armenian team. Uh, shit. Yeah.

So fuck it. Um, let him coach the flowers too. Probably can't do any worse. I honestly can't do worse. So who cares? Yeah. Um,

I, I haven't even checked. That shows how, how checked out I've been been i'm so hung over from from the phillies postseason like genuine genuinely do not still do not believe that run i watched a clips reel of like the highlights i'm like this this shit happened oh yeah the bat slam the inside park home i was there for the inside of park home run yeah dude dude so like i i don't know like i'm fucking i'm fried dude like i i still haven't been i mean i've been watching the birds that's it like maybe i'll watch the sixers tonight get back into it um i'm

not watching the flyers you don't need to watch the flyers that's what i'm here for is to fucking suck back and fry are Are those two things related? Pretty much always, I feel like. I don't know. Dicks are gross, dude. That's how I feel about it. Well, I'm okay with mine. I'm okay with mine too, but like, you know.

All right. All right. Yeah. I mean, listen, we'll leave it there, I think. I think we can. Yeah. Shit. All right. Let's see. you got anything else on on sports all right um you want to move over the voicemails why not all right yeah okay so

uh we got a couple tonight we got uh john from clearwater i. I'm just going off of the fucking Google transcription, so if I'm wrong, I'm sorry. Hello, this is your friend John from Clearwater, Florida. So I guess go raise, but I just want to know what your guys' opinion on US uss polls are like i'd go there and um like i don't really know much about about the uh history of the team and all that you know i wonder if there's any uh tooth keepers that you guys got but um so yeah but small question for you guys. Thank you for the show. Like I,

uh, I'm not really into sports, but you guys make an interest for me. So thank you. Oh, thanks. That was nice. We always like hearing that,

you know, we make it interesting for people. Um, yeah, we, we want to provide you an outlet to talk to your dick parents about sports. At least. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You get some takes at least. Yeah, you get some takes at least. None of them are good, but you do get them. Oh, you just need to stick to them. That's all. Just stick to the take and just be completely 100% earnest about it. Yeah, and refuse

to consider anything else. And you're not already Philadelphia and your jorts are in the mail. Yes. So was it the South usf bulls the university of south london bulls who are trashed this year and lost a fucking temple oh yeah they're they're fbs right yeah they're fbs they're they're in our division they're in the american okay uh oh that's wait oh is that they're okay they are okay i i confuse fbs and fcs so fcs is like villanova yeah yeah yeah all right yeah i guess uh what are they this year

shitty oh one at 11 oh jesus that's bad their arena is called the Yingling Center. Oh. Okay. What the fuck? Well, I know that Yangling... I thought they played Rayman James Stadium. Their arena, their indoor arena for the basketball team is called Yingling Center. Well, Yingling, Dick Yangling did threaten to move the brewery to Florida at one point. Of course he fucking done an asshole. Yeah.

Piece of shit. Don't buy Yingling. No, I have, I have basically, uh, uh, no,

no beef with the university of South Florida. Cause in the American, we're all irrelevant except for like Houston some years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have no beef with them. Lost Temple, which is fucking embarrassing. The only team they beat was Howard.

Oh. Oh. Oh. I feel bad. Oh, man. They fired their coach. I know that. Oh.

That sucks. Yeah. I don't really have an opinion on them or know much about their history i i tend to avoid thoughts of florida yep same i am i'm not a i'm not a fan of the state i think it should just be swamp and nasa and that's it uh yeah i'll buy that i mean i guess the northern part where the're not destroying the environment. It also should be owned by the Seminoles, too. Yes. Yeah, and what we should do is we should take Andrew Jackson's corpse and throw it into the Everglades.

Yeah, I'll buy that. Could Everson nod that shit. Fine with me. All right. Yeah, so sorry we're not too much help with the University of South Florida Bulls We don't care Not in a mean way Just like they're fine

I mean it's the Gulf Coast It's slightly better Than the other I just don't like Miami Alright Next we got Katie from Minnesota I haven't heard from her in a while. So let's hear what she has to say. Hey, Tom. Yay, Liam. And hey to any guests you happen to have. So this is Kate H. I'm from Minnesota. I've called before. I'm on your Patreon or whatever. So I got my husband, who is a Minnesota fan, to travel with

me to the Indianapolis Colts to see the Eagles play. I got him to understand that these are just big gold birds. And that worked out just fine for us. And we ended up watching an excellent game where they took it home. It was very stressful for me.

That was a stressful game. That was a stressful game. So we decided to drive home from Minneapolis It was very stressful for me. That was a stressful game. That's fine. That was a stressful game. Yeah. So we decided to drive home from Minneapolis to the Philadelphia area. It was my husband's first time coming back for the Thanksgiving situation. So that was pretty epic and excellent. Yeah. So very excited about enjoying that game.

And you guys are awesome and wonderful. Just a reminder to Liam, you know, when you're joining a marriage, sometimes you end up in a mixed faith marriage and you didn't even know about it. My husband is a, like, liberal Democrat, which is, you you know not the best thing especially myself I'm a an anarchist and then you also Minnesota fan so you know there's a lot of disappointments that sometimes you find out as you go through marriage and that's okay you can still love that person and support that person and it can all work out just fine and you can be there for each other so I'm really excited

for you Liam and your life coming up here and glad that you shared that with us and hope you guys are all doing well and thanks for doing what you do I got a massive promotion on my job and I can listen to way less

podcasts during the day, uh, which prompted me to become a Patreon of you guys, um, making more money, listen to you less, you know, that's how that works.

Um, but, uh, that's been fantastic and I love you guys and hope you're doing well. All right. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Hope it was awesome for y'all and we'll talk to you soon. Bye.

Thanks. That was super sweet. You know, I just got to say this. Did Michael Pereni tell anybody to vote for Biden? Because I know Chomsky did. I will beat you to death with a shovel. Listen, you know, your new apartment is made out of petroleum and i know where you live yeah i told you where i live i gave you my address by the time i get there you're gonna be you're gonna i thought this was a two-story building

it's actually technically four but well yeah well yeah it's it's it's gonna be subsiding into the like the fucking uh on the gunner's run or whatever fucking creek uh i'll bleep whatever i don't think you're actually over that creek okay um i'll bleep anything specific to your location thank you thank you yeah the comp the comp you don't have a compound like i do in doylestown oh shit did i say that i've been to your house yeah yeah what i would have a compound like I do in Doylestown. Oh, shit. Did I say that? I've been to your house. Yeah. Not what I would call a compound. Anything could be a compound if you really put your...

It's... Okay. Oh, okay. What else? Let's see. Let me look up the Pennsylvania Constitutional Militia. Oh, shit. Hey.

That's where you got that camo from. All right. I like my camo, man. I couldn't see. i thought it was a bush walking in the door i got like it's so funny though listen at least it's not my it's at least it's not my uh cousin who took the fucking uh i don't know if i if i've shit on him on the podcast for this because i annually i should i text him this. Just just a reminder. You did this once.

He took the he had a Mosin and he took the furniture which survived the Battle of Kursk off and he put some fucking fake, you know, real tree shit on there. And I will never not let him live that down. He's got to he's got to eat shit for the rest of his life for his sins yeah yeah it survived curse dude that thing killed nazis what are you doing that's depressing i'm just imagining a soviet soldier like budding you know some some fucking you know derwangler shithead in the brain and like you're like just fucking throwing it away because oh it's not tactical enough what are you gonna do you know the deer are gonna see this wood and they're gonna get scared i gotta put this real tree on there so they don't think it's a gun i i hate camera i hate i actually hate like i, I have gun takes and that's one of my thumb.

I have a, I've sometimes like I'm FUD like in my, in my takes. Yes, you are. Yeah. All right. I know this to be true.

Yeah. Um, although I do own an AR, so I'm not too much of a FUD. All right. Uh, so we got the anti-LAM, I guess twice. So we'll see. I knowiam, I guess, twice.

So we'll see. I know we're running up against the clock here. Hey, y'all, it's anti-Pope Liam. He, him. Vikings fan, they're doing well. Eagles fan, they're doing well. Pretty happy to see both of those teams having such good seasons. Become an Eagles fan, be cool like Kate

I figured since on your last episode Your only caller was a Packers fan Now that's just not acceptable Especially not a fucking Packers fan from across the country Bob, I'm sure you're a fine guy But why the hell would you cheer for that team From across the country Tell me you got family in Wisconsin or something

Anyway, besides the point What I'd really like to ask is, I've been seeing a lot of dialogue online about Tim Misny. Misny makes them pay. He's a lawyer in Ohio who has a big billboard campaign. Billboards just everywhere. You see them all across the state. And me being from Minnesota, I'm familiar with Chris Lindahl, who stands with his arms spread out like Jesus in Rio and it's a realty company and I'm just wondering if you got any

ubiquitous billboard guys in Philly Yay Liam Go Birds Fuck Penn Fuck military posturing at sports events Goodbye That's not cool What the fuck is that? I'm not getting it posturing at sports events. Goodbye.

Vava cool. What the fuck is that? I'm not getting it. Yeah, I don't get it. Hey, at least it's usually hey, Tom, yay, Liam. Ah, fuck you. This is what you get for your gun takes.

Ha ha. How many errors do you have? How many? How many? What do I have? A.R.S. Six. Why?

Well, the ones that are legal or why um no uh holy you want to it seems like you want to go first because we do we have billboards do we have billboards holy shit yeah uh we got a fucking like john morgan that's the rosenthal guy rosenblum injury firm has beef with john morgan because john morgan is actually not he's not allowed to practice yeah his firm has associates or partners in in pennsylvania but he he's a florida-based attorney yeah where's rosenblal ball or whatever uh flat i don't what was it thaw rosenthal yeah i don't know what it is man i don't know i would never call the the the billboard lawyer the ambulance chaser no no uh we got dude that stretch of 95 is you got that

you got amazing it's incredible to pray the rosary every day. You got the weird Catholic ones. There's like three of them. And the weird pro-life ones, yeah. They're right by the strip club there, too. They're right over the one, was it Club risque? Where I've never been, because I don't buy into that. But I do know someone who was beat the fuck up and thrown out the back, which is I get maybe that's why they have them there.

What else? What else? We got the we have a lot of pandering ones now. Yeah. They're like, hey, Philly, put this John in your water or whatever. Yeah, that was the meal. Yeah, the craft. The craft singles one.

Yeah. This John makes your cheesesteak taste good or something like that shut the fuck oh man yeah we got it's yeah we got some weird ones uh we got a bunch of yeah it's the same shit they do in boston man where they're just like oh you know hey we all talk funny up here or whatever. Yeah, there was there was the there's also on that same stretch like cosmic cosmic. What's the word? It's a surgery that makes you look pretty cosmetic. Thank you. One for breast reduction. Yeah, I'm not going to make that joke. OK, what?

No, go on. No, I'm not making that joke. No, no, I won not making that joke. No. No, I won't make that joke on the air. All right, text me that joke. Yes, I'll text you that joke. I'll cut this whole part. I'm going to cut it anyway.

I'm going to cut it anyway. Cut that. Cut that. Cut it. Cut it. Yeah. Oh, it's great. Yeah, there's no way that's going to. Absolutely. That's like cut it, cut it. Yeah. Oh, it's great. Yeah. There's no way that's going to absolutely. That's like two minutes gone.

Okay. Um, uh, you should leave in you and me just saying, cut that, cut that. Yeah. Yeah. I like, I love doing that. I love making the bleeps like, and then it makes it sound like, what the fuck did you just say? Um, yeah, but we have lots of good billboards uh there was there was uh there was another there was like a couple controversial ones a couple years ago there was because it was the penis one the uh the uh circumcision is a male body abuse whatever it is child general mutilation that's the word mut, sure. Yeah, Philly's got

some billboards. I'll tell you that. It ain't no Vermont. So, all right. John from Pittsburgh, man. Hey, how you doing? John from Pittsburgh again. It's been a while. Figured I'd give you the call. Hope everything

is going well. Had a few quick things for you. A note to Tom. Pooping yourself at the gym can happen if you push yourself. But for sure, do not eat chicken ventoloo free squats. It's a protest. I learned that mistake. John from Pittsburgh. It's a recipe for disaster.

We should get a shirt that says that. A note for traveling through the American Northeast for atmospheric black metal bands. I suggest Panopticon. Yeah, they're pretty sick. And I got two quick questions for you today.

Hey Liam, how does one get into hockey? I've been watching a lot of Letter Kenny and the spinoff Shorzy from our friends up north in Canada. And I figured it's about the time that I actually pick up watching the sport. But I have no idea how. Final question for you. Seeing how we are now in the offseason for baseball. What are our bets on what

Ponzi scheme the Mets will get involved with this offseason to shore up the Verlander contract? Thank you and have a good one. Thank you, John. They are going to do some incredibly unethical stuff with crypto. Oh, okay.

I like that. I like that. And as for getting into hockey. Don't. Yeah, don't. But if you're going to get into hockey, don't watch the fucking Flyers. I would start by watching recaps on YouTube to get familiar with how the sport actually works. It's pretty easy how it works.

It's not like a complicated sport. And then just pick a team, pick a good team. Might I recommend the Boston Bruins? Or the Penguins, since you're from Pittsburgh. No, don't recommend them. Shut up. Support his team. Sidney Crosby can eat my butt. Well, I mean, he can, but will he?

That's the question sorry I know it's been a big dream of yours also you know what it's fine John from Pittsburgh also texted and said he forgot to fuck Penn State hail the pit and go birds

thank you yeah don't text John from Pittsburgh the fuck Penn State. Hail the Pitt and go birds. Thank you. Don't text John from Pittsburgh anything about the Jets until after the game is over. He's the only way they're winning right now is that he's not watching them.

That's fucking funny. Yeah, and when I texted him, I was like, oh shit, you're watching the Jets? It's a really good game, and then they lose on that punt return way to go dude yeah I fucked that shit up alright so we're you gotta bounce

yeah so it'll be like a 40 minute episode but who cares all good thank you for accommodating me man yeah absolutely go to the fucking WTYP live shows. You still have tickets for the third? I'll probably put this out tonight. That was a lie.

Go to the live show. There's still tickets left. It already happened. Bye. Bye, everybody. We don't care. No one likes us. No one likes us. No one likes us. we don't care No one likes us, no one likes us No one likes us, we don't care We're from Philly, fucking Philly

No one likes us, we don't care