Ten Thousand Losses - Neurodivergence Pile

Episode Date: August 22, 2025

Back on our football season schedule (Thursday releases inshallah) Tom & Liam battle not zencaster but [redacted] and are forced to record the podcast over a 24 hours span. Featuring mostly bants, Phillies & CFB talk. Oh, and listener messages. Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Bowl. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head of assessment, John Cooney. And we're live. Oh. Oh, error to fail to start recording.

No, the following. Oh, I know what I was what I needed to find. But you go ahead as soon as it starts recording. It's recording. Oh, I see it now. Yeah. Oh. I'll just take off my shoes.

Oh. Oh. So, uh, you. Congratulations, Tom. You've been named Temple's starting quarterback. Oh, that's great, especially since I have one and I have calves. Asked about the status of the QVee decision afterward. Coach Keeler, once again, DeBierd, as he has since day one.

Listen to this. Quote, we'll figure out who's going to take that first snap eventuali. He's eventually eventually, eventual I. He summarized, but it's not really a priority right now. What? What do you mean to start? We don't really need to know who the starting quarterback is, you know? Well, Ohio State just named theirs.

Good, good Christian, man, I'm sure. Yeah, his brother goes to Penn, so over. Yeah, I just wanted to laugh with you. So the domestic violence team at my work is on a staff retreat this Friday. So they're down to like a skeleton crew. And I've been tapped in as the emergency DV counselor of last resort. I'm basically the backup emergency goalie. Oh, wow.

threw the pads on you? Yeah, they're just like, can you, like, if we get, like, slammed with walk-ins, like, it's you, you're doing the counseling, and I'm like, okay. Oh, so far, have they, have they asked you? Like, has it happened? No, it'll happen Friday if it happens. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. What does it say on your, on your fan there?

It says something on the fan. Top secret, do not look. It says basement. Oh, I thought it said for rent. No. Liam, your house poor, you can't afford to buy it. You're going to rent a center now, like, for your fans. Oh, man.

Oh, I spilled salsa all over my pants. God damn it. Right now? Yeah. Hang on. I got to wipe my pants for a second. Oh. Cute interstitial.

Oh. I figure out what Scott Joplin tune I'm going to use. No, leave that in there. Yeah. So they're just like, all right, it might be you. Like, throw the pads on, baby. Yeah. Oh, well, inshalla that you won't not have to actually go in.

Domestic violence counseling? Yeah. Yeah, that shit sucks, man. I don't want to be my mother who has a good and noble person and did much good work for many years. But like, buck that. Yeah. Do that. Your spouses don't hit your kids, please.

Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Excuse me Daddy Yeah So I had some of the Bucks County fellows over the other day We were talking about

About basketball a little bit Oh now why Get ready to learn Reevalued in two weeks brother Oh yeah I think I start I start PT in September for the CAF You know that Delaware has made the NCAA tournament

Six times the FCS or the basketball really yeah they've never won they've been they've had fielded a program since 1904 and they've never won four well has temple ever actually won

the NCAA tournament now yeah I imagine there's lots of teams that got in that haven't won yeah but like eight six appearances over 121 years yeah we're like the fifth winningest program ever I know we've never we've never made it to the mountain top but we We've done non-top removal binding.

Right, right. You've gotten close. Yeah. You've been the base camp. We've made the push. We couldn't make it a dead son. Do you know who has won an NCAA tournament? Who?

LaSalle University. When do they win? Like 56. Okay. Still counts, brother. They hang that in the rafters, baby. Ninety-six Los Al-Boys Boys are one of the most ethnic teams. ever to play they have three Italians and one German oh my God oh listen listen what is that

fucking line boys will be boys but LaSalle boys will be gentlemen oh that sounds like that's LaSalle boys high school that sounds yeah that's that's like North Catholic like that's Catholic school shit tenuey neck demitom yeah I had to get into discussion with somebody over like Catholic high schools in the day and somebody was like a father judge hoodie I was just like, out, get a, get out. Well, there are Silesian gentlemen, allegedly. I understand, I understand that I went to public school, but get out.

Yeah. Man, dude, if anyone's, like, gone on, like, go on the Facebook Norfin's page. That's sad. Oh, my God. It's, no, it's all Trump shit. Of course it is. It's all. We all went to the same high school.

How were you raised this way? I was, I was talking to another family member that went there and we're like, how did we being, like, not. religious or at least like not traditional like we're not Catholic anymore and we came out better with a better understanding of Catholic social teaching and like my wife I mean I remember my wife posted something to the effect of years ago on Instagram posted like there are no good cops and lost like 25 followers from her high school and I was like guys didn't read that Bible too thoroughly did you yeah no no did not yeah you're not supposed to exjudicially kill

people. It's bad when you do that. Yeah. Actually, Catholic Church teaches all killings wrong. And, well, I might disagree over abortion. At least they're fucking consistent. At least are consistent, man. At least they're consistent. I mean, I got, like I say, at least are consistent. Oh, but going back

to basketball. So I was not familiar with this. In 1956, LaSalle explores. Yeah, let's do it. This is 1962. Are you familiar? And I don't know if this is real or not. about Che Guevara and the Euro step. Getting mad at the Euro step at Fidel for it. I didn't know about this. So I'm going to read this.

And if you haven't, this is due to me. Lister Patrick told me about this yesterday. So this was 12th December in 1962. And this is Che Guevara's diary. In his frequent basketball matches, Fidel has started using a new move. He simply calls the step. It is undeniably effective, yet it is goodness. Yet is its goodness equally undeniable?

As revolutionaries, we must not merely pay attention to ends, but to means. I worry that this flash and pomp is not befitting of the revolutionary leader. It serves to separate him too much from those caught in the chains of a maudlin life, marred by oppression and economic strife. Yes, it leads to a basket, but at what cost to the communal spirit? And he's talking about the Euro step. He's not wrong, by the way. this has to be this this has to be a shit post like like we like communists have a long long story tradition of shit posts this has to be a shit no because communists are no fun as we know

that's right yeah i mean fidel seemed to be having a fucking ball so to speak um yeah i uh no my mother has often said that communists are no fun and she just like drags my dad in there with them what are you have a meeting about i heard i heard that you know I'm plenty of fun I'm a hoot nanny We're going to read We're going to read

We're going to read Chairman Gonzalo He can't see with his eyes So she has to read it to it Yeah, read me this guy be this theory Please That's love, baby Yeah Oh my God

So anyway The Euro step Oh are you We can bleat this if we're not Are we going to go see Temple, Oklahoma? Because I am. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.

Come to the 10,000 losses meet and greet where I will be hammered drunk watching our beloved Temple Al's lose. I assume 58 nothing to the hated and vile Oklahoma Sooners. Yeah. Did you buy tickets yet? No. All right. Well, there's a deal at Costco. Yeah.

Where you can get two bowl tickets, like low level bowl for 50 bucks. Oh, shit. Which includes the Oklahoma game. but I didn't know how many tickets we'd need to buy to get because I don't know who's coming right so I'm just going to make everyone show up at Temple Oklahoma

and then you and I assume will be pressed into service as right guard and tailback we bought the tickets were allowed to play we can't be worse right we've seen that O line I mean I'm my legs man my knees are bad

Like I said, you put me in for one play I will commit an egregious penalty I will fucking Who's the fucking quarterback for Oklahoma? He probably kicked my ass Five star quarterback is going to kick my ass Hang on I might have to bounce Give me one second

Yeah The guys are getting 10 minutes this week Jackson Arnold Oh you kick my ass yeah he's corn fed who's corn fed I'm back in temporarily okay I might need to bounce just for a minute okay Corinne might need help with something okay okay know what that is yet oh he played he played for the Sooner's Jackson Arnold does not play for the Sooners anymore right Oklahoma right

right guard oh boy this guy's gonna fucking eat me the West Texas measles outbreak has ended oh that's great what year is this I don't know I can't even say this man's name I don't want to be I don't want to be disrespectful uh

for becky Nauauauiwu Nauau Yeah that way is Jesus Oh he's big 6 foot 4

3126 pounds Yeah he's I got to bounce And we got it okay I'll text you all right let me hit stop

and it's not it's not it's not a fucking day later it's not a fucking day later fuck and I'm mad not at you you did do anything yeah

oh but a fucking debt yo redact redact this just believe you you fuck

yeah yeah I saw some news that they were doing some shit yeah yeah yeah I'll do that yeah yeah I'll do that yeah they're up to

they're on some shit as the kids say um dude I yeah we had this on recording yesterday because of reason redacted because of reason redacted and we're mad

mad I'm mad I have just gone home from a seven hour professional development where I was sitting in an auditorium for seven hours and talking about doing things like giving kids breaks where do I start with this rant

I have I have had my teaching certificate for eight years I've been teaching you're so old I just want to take you behind baseball he's really old folks I have been teaching well you know I teach English but I've been teaching other things

I've been teaching I don't want to get too specific as I'll fucking docks myself but I have been teaching students that have emotional issues and shit and for a long time because there's a lot of kids with emotional problems. Right. And I am pretty fucking good at that. Right. God damn it.

I'm pretty goddamn good at dealing with people. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand it? Ivick's one of us and I'm a social worker. and to take a whole bunch of teachers who've been dealing with this for years and to give them lessons by these like bright eye, bushy-tailed people thought fluencers or whatever the fuck. Like talking about parts of the brain that are activated with someone has trauma.

And like we've we've got all this training before. We know we're all trained in how to deal with people's emotions. Like, we're literally trained. Like, I'm fortunate where I work that we have a very strong focus on that. And to expect us to sit there for three fucking hours, seven fucking hours, you know, and not use any of your pedagogical. One would say. Why would you instruct teachers in a method that does not use any of the methods that you're teaching us?

When I did the thing redacted in Washington, D.C., they used all of the methods they were teaching in the class and it was like this is how it works this is how it's effective we're modeling it for you so you're actually experiencing it right now no not in this

not in this it was just stupid little little games and shit like that the one thing the one thing what was it like try and see how many times

you can clap after I throw this like a throw this basketball in the air and see how many times you can clap it's like a brain break thing and I was like

I was like just throw I was saying this like for the people around me I was like just throw it at my head just throw it in my head throw it in my head and see how fast it's that way I can wake up and it'll be over

after I get knocked out give me a concussion on purpose please please shoot me in the head I'm a bad student death I crave yeah I crave the death drive was active yeah lapel de vide

baby the call of the void all of the void I know the French took four years of French I don't speak it very good no I have my waveform is flat

I can hear you. All right. Well, we're just going to assume that Zencaster knows what it's doing. It probably doesn't, but that's okay. I equalize our volumes. It's because you shout and I don't. Yeah. Usually it lowers mine and then raises yours.

That's good. Yeah. Yeah. I had a two and a half hour trading today. And it was they had to do role play. Ooh. Not the fun kind. No, the sexual kind.

Oh, I was thinking about that. Dungeons dragons. Not a game. You can't fucking win D&D. It's not a game. People are like,

oh, it's a fun game. No, it's not. It's not a game. You can't win it. You can achieve the objective set in the campaign guide. Hypothetically, yes.

I mean, that's... You never deal, but... I mean, if you have a good... It's a fun game. Magic the gathering is fun. Oh, it's touring complete. That's why it's great. I don't give a shit

if it's turriced complete. Someone told me that. Wizards ruined the meta it doesn't fucking matter um yeah i don't i i like i like theater of the minds i promise you at some point the magic the gathering episode is coming oh god the the the the and i've like you know the boys i want to play uh tabletop RPGs and stuff like that i'm like can we please do one where i like can i roll a character and they do voices that's really the primary just do the voice just do any voice do the voice do the voice i'm going to roll

A known that's very good with money. Do the voice. And he wears a little hat. Oh, one of the God. That's very popular. I can do a voice too, but if I do it, I'll immediately get canceled and I'm not going to do it on air. What voice is that? Nope. Nope.

There's a couple voices I could do that. I'm not going to do one here. I'm not going to. Yeah. I can do one voice. One voice. One voice. bad and I don't do it on there.

And then people are like, oh, you should do it. It's funny. No. Pretty good at imitating students too. Oh, that's got to hurt their feelings, man. I don't do it on purpose. The one time I did, like, I was complaining in their fashion. They're like, yo, you actually nailed so and so perfectly.

I was like, oh, I didn't mean to. Yeah, it's called mimicry and it's a symptom of autism. Well done. Oh, okay. Well, we're just adding that onto the neurodivergence pile. Hey, I'm speaking of neurodiversions pile. Look at this truck. Oh, hold on.

Oh, you send me another link to. I said you, Oklahoma's roster. Oh, that's, that's too long. That's like a limousine. Yeah, it's a, it's a six-door stretch conversion truck. I feel like it would sag in the middle. It's a bulletproofed engine upgrade, whatever that can possibly mean. Oh, my God.

You imagine being the asshole driving that? I would love to be the asshole driving that. I need to put a wide, I'm wide right sticker on my fucking. F-250 250. 266,000 miles. The diesel doesn't matter. Yeah, just pour more

fucking used grease in there. Yeah, it truly doesn't matter. I want this thing so fucking bad. It's so long. It's so unnecessary. Yeah. Ooh, that 1988 Land Rover in the lower corner. That, that's sexy.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Chevy SSR. What did that? What did I see? And she won't let me buy a stupid car. Because my wife hates me and wants her to suffer. Yeah, that's how spouses work.

What did I see the other day? It was, I looked at it up and I can't remember what it was. Oh, it was an old, it was like an old Jeep, but it was when it was still Willis. It was like when they still had cars as like a phaeton. They're like, oh, what was it? It was really sick looking. Coach built shit. The Jeepster.

yeah jeepster yeah it was super it was super sick looking yeah i was like i'd drive the shit out of that yeah well uh when you get when you uh hopefully this never happens but if you get divorced uh you me and friend of the show matt can hang out at the north wildwood freedom compound we're building just buying shitty fucking old cars will never actually get the drive because on or you get to drive like like 10 miles before it breaks down once it's like the van yeah getting really mad about white wall tires that's a tire that you buy just to be mad period accurate yeah are you scuffed it yeah yeah i'll scuffed your butt uh so so we have i drink too much yeah what are you got to do

oh yeah who's among us uh we what what the fuck what all right so looking at this rock Is it, did you sort it by weight? No, I sorted it by position. Oh, I'm sorting it by weight. And you? Oh. Yes. I like the wide receiver who weighs 153 pounds.

We'll just scroll down to the heaviest man on this team. Oh, my God. 353 pounds, Darius, Afalava. Look at these cornbed. A lot of these guys are cornfield. Oh, yeah, he's from Lehigh, Utah. Yeah. Jacob Sexton, Jesus Christ.

I don't like the defensive lines. who's 6-1-323. That doesn't feel good. Yeah. I don't want to get pancake blocked by that bad. Yeah. Oh, my God. So speaking of pancake blocks, in my CFP 26th dynasty, I have not started the Temple Dynasty yet.

I started out at Delaware as OC, two years. I got to the New Orleans Bowl and won. The New Orleans? The New Orleans Bowl. New Orleans. Nileons Bowl. Yeah, me and my wide receivers are partying on Bourbon Street, and I had to sub it and play tailback. Well, Arizona State, not Arizona State, Arkansas State.

What? I beat them 36 to nothing with the blue hands. My roster overall was 59. So. This is Arkansas State where like Scotty Pippin went? Maybe. I don't know. But I got hired as Ohio.

Like Western Arkansas. I'm now Iowa State's head coach. Oh, that's unfortunate. And I got a five. I got five-star transfer. He was going from Alabama. Richard Young, he's a real guy. I think he's a fresher now.

But he was supposed to, he committed to Texas during the transfer portal, but then I guess something canceled it, and then he just appears in my roster. Now I have like a 96 overall, just killer, like 200 yards a game running back.

So I don't have to punt. I have a running back that's that good. So, you know, congrats me. do we even get to the intro last time like yesterday no no all right so hello welcome to another episode of 10 000 losses our first ever by trans trans uh what god damn it what kind of hormones you need for that trans day uh change days um actually you just have to wait 24 hours um trans day podcast uh hello that exists uh yeah that

exists. I'm your host, Tom Pay, my pronouns are he, him, with who's I co-host, yay. Man, go fuck yourself. Liam, hi, my name is Liam Anderson, Mick Anderson, my pronouns are he, him, and also go fuck yourself. Yeah, fuck you. Fuck you is point D in the intro. He went to Central Arkansas.

Central Arkansas. Announcements, no announcements. Call in. Tell us what you would do with, I don't know who we're talking about. Scottie Pippets Venus? Yeah, we can. apparently a prodigious one

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the rules you can't post you can't post penises um doesn't say that so sorry Charlie oh I haven't developed a reputation for being a poor tipper at restaurants earning him to make no tip and Pippin and it has three citations.

There's there's I remember one of the the NBA 2K careers like Pippin shows up in the locker room when you're like on like a college all star or something like that game college showcase and he just like takes his rings off and shows them to you and it's like what was the point of this other thing we just got Scott we got Scottie all right he's in for a day to do some mocap we got to do we got to do what is that body capture mocap Speaking of the penises, let me send you, let me send you this link. I don't know that I want to see that. It's the weather service. Oh, okay. I mean, if you want to show me your dingdon, we can be fair. We'll record that for everyone for the bonus. It's just just two hours of men looking at dicks.

Do you see, did you click it? I'm working on it. This link is slow. Oh, that's a big dong. That's a big dung. Hurricane Aaron has a big, big old dunger. Oh,

wow, that is got a fuck, Bermuda. The, uh, clip it. We're going to get, they think storm surge

down in the, like, outer banks and shit. Yeah. Life threatening surf and rip current speech goes, just follow us and lookers, blah, blah, you're all fucked.

You're all fucked. Kill yourselves now. Um, let me look at the GFS. Uh, probably. Uh, don't bother.

Uh, No, I think we're going to, we're not going to get any. We might get clouds, that's it. Oh, I just burnt real bad. We'll get some wind blowing into this. Oh, okay, let me click on the GFS. The sound thing. I'm clicking on the sounding right now.

Like 10, 10 knots. That's not bad, right? Yeah, it's a breeze. It'll be breezy. That's it. Man, yeah. So what's happened in the time? in a day

well I guess the big thing we can talk about is Zach Wheeler So he had a He had a surgery He actually had surgery He was out with a blood clot They removed the blood clot

Yesterday I believe And so it's thrombolosis Fun fact A procedure to remove a blood clot Is what killed my grandfather Oh RIP And no one knew about, in my family knew about medical malpractice.

That's good. Yeah, we could have had a lot of money. That's why you're a teacher. Yeah. So they say upper right extremity, which is like, why can you just say arm? Upper right. Maybe it's his shoulder, I guess. It's way up there.

It's way up there. I, from what it seems like is he's not coming back this year. They haven't said anything. He's dead. He's dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. I mean, there's. some people saying again this is all speculation

he might he might retire like who knows yeah if it was caused by his pitching that would fucking suck because yeah would like a deep run but we also respect his yeah no no it's it's a shame

because like he's a guy I think he said he's gonna retire after two more seasons he cares about his family he's fucking amazing ace and that's losses our gain and I wish him nothing we wish him what we wish him well like that's almost we we we kind of for one one more run we miss them we miss him we miss all the ranger ranger pitched a hell of a game yesterday um and then it was almost blown up by the bullpen um really yeah crazy yeah yeah

but we had so many so much offense uh we made out for it so uh yesterday's game was pretty fun to watch although on the tipping pitch of select someone was like is it selfish of me to want I didn't say that someone else asked me is it selfish of me to want this the game to get close

so I could see Duran that was someone who was at the game yeah it's like a little selfish it's a little selfish but it's understandable I'm trying to I'm going to go see them on the 28th and then again on 9-11 hell yeah I'm going to ring that

3,000 times for each it's like 29, 3,000 33. Yeah. Yeah, well, whatever. Sorry. Well, it would have been a lot worse. It would have been a lot worse, but a couple of lot of people stayed home. That's one of my favorite myths.

Yeah, yes. Not a single, not a single Jew is patriotic enough to warn their, their coworkers. Like, come. We'll do it again, motherfucker. Yeah. This time with the laser. Yeah. If you can melt your nuts clean off your body, son.

Don't shave your sideburns. That's how they'll protect you. I don't shave. So I don't really have side. Well, I kind of do, I guess. I like how the guys who don't shave their cyberns,

that's like a complete misinterpretation of how it was written. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like my hair. You have to have particularly have your cyber enjoy along because we can't fucking read.

That does that, I mean, of my people, that does track. Yeah. Actually, I mean, they're fairly literate people. I mean, they're pretty good at reading. They've read a lot of books.

They've read a lot of TV shows, too. They do write a lot of TV shows for which you're welcome. Yes. Hey, listen. I love Curvy enthusiasm. So, I mean. Thank you. You will be a record.

What's the fucking, what's the whole of the righteous or whatever it is, the righteous among the nations? Yeah. Every curvy enthusiasm fan gets into the Garden of the Regis Among the Nations. Yeah. It's just like that. It's just like that. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. Anyway. So we were. Robert De Niro founded Nobu? Wait, what? You know Nobu? No. The restaurant?

No. Okay. It's like really fancy sushi. I didn't know that Nobu was founded by. Robert De Niro. Oh, okay. All right, moving on. Anyway, so they were going to go to a six-man rotation to Phillies, but with this, it's not

happening. So, yeah, he's two years, three years younger than me. He looks older than me, though. Who, Wheeler? Yeah. I have a youthful face. Such if I shaved my beard. you do not uh you haven't seen me shaved yes i have well i mean my face

Zach Zach harrison wheeler 35 yep and he's dead uh yeah and normal pitch you the day didn't do very well no he got shelved yeah yeah i think i think he's on the back end of his career now um we have nothing to show for it yep And let's see. When is the first temple game? Is it this weekend? Or next weekend? I think it's this weekend.

I guess UMass. No, it's next weekend. Next weekend. Saturday, August 30th, 3.30 p.m. Yeah. So, yeah, I think we'll start. I think we'll shift to our Thursday release thing because I'm not editing it tonight. I'm in a bad mood.

So. You get it, hogs. Yeah. Do you want? Do you want to talk about Michigan? Oh, yeah, how they, oh, my God. Yeah, go ahead. Sorry.

You got blanked out because I was opening the article I had from ESPN. And then I had the Pat McAfee said, yo fam, listen to this while you were talking. So I didn't hear you. Why do you have Pat McAfee on? I didn't willingly have Pat McAfee on. You love Pat McAfee. you know who you know who kind of likes him Patrick

I knew you were going to say that but I'm not I love Patrick and I respect him but I'm going to kick him a little bit yeah but he that he though talk about someone kick both our asses oh yeah it wouldn't be close

yeah yeah at the same time at the same time yeah yeah easy yeah we would fold like a we would fold like wet cardboard yeah yeah that's how you know like someone who's like lethal when they're like the chillest guy ever it throws up on air sometimes yes I had forgotten about that hi Patrick

hope it's going well we know you're listening to this it's funny we had our other friend over and was on Sunday night and he was like oh we have to explain this because he's not part of the 10,000 losses extended universe because he's normal so

so the two years after Michigan was stole a bunch of signs, did a bunch of shit. Really just a bunch of shit. Scouting, it was like in-person scouting, sign ceiling. Impromisible scouting. You said in person.

Because I'm reading this article from USA today. Okay. Well, let's see here. The advanced scouting case called the video to listen. Counterintelligence of the KGB called the video to listen to a dirty film and ultimately threw his boat in a pond

rather than turn it over to NCAA investigators. If you're being investigated and you dispose of your phone in some way, that's usually, like, going to be... There's an eight-year show-cause penalty for him. There's a 10-year show-cause penalty for Jim Harbaugh and a fine expected to eclipse $30 million. Yeah, $50,000 plus 10% of the football program's budget. Yeah, and it's still... 10% of scholarships, too.

And the anticipated loss of all postseason competition revenue sharing from 2025 and 2026. Yeah. So it's not the death penalty, but it's pretty fucking close. Yeah, but they didn't... But don't stop because they didn't vacate any wins. Oh. They don't vacate the Natty. They didn't vacate the Natty.

Which they should have. They should have vacated the Natty. They didn't. So it just means like as long as you have the money, it doesn't matter. Also, they gave the coach three games. He's going to miss the first week of the 2020-2016 season, a game against Western Michigan. Jim Harbaugh is in the NFL and doesn't fucking care. Yeah.

And why would you give a shit? Which they didn't vacate. Yeah, four years for page. which they're fine, like, they're fine. They have a, what, 14-week prohibition recruiting during probation. Yeah. And then, yeah, it's actually not that bad.

It's just mostly money. Tate phone calls smuggled hard drives and, like, the University Compliance Office. Harbaugh's new, this is my favorite part. Harbaugh's new 10-year show costs, or doesn't even kick in until 2028, when a four-year show cost, for a previous case is completed.

It's all formality since he's entering a second year. to the Chargers. His NCAA penalties end in 2038. Yeah. Doesn't matter because he's in the NFL. Yeah. Harbo said he's not engaging. Yes.

This is bullshit. Yeah. They should get the death. They should have gotten the death. SMU got it for less, man. Yeah, they were just buying fucking cars and shit. They were on their payroll. We got payroll to make.

A real sentence, somebody said. Um, uh, so, don't have to fucking sign in again to the goddamn inquirer. God damn it. I signed in yesterday. Every single fucking time. Is any of you work for the Inquirer, listen to this fucking podcast? Fix it. Change your shit.

Actually, I'm going to fuck a blue sky that shit right now. Hold on. I'm going to blue sky that shit. He said sounding a lot tougher than he thought he would. Philadelphia Inquirer. Let's see. Post an inquire.com. Please, all caps.

It's so I don't have to fucking. log in every single goddamn time I open a fucking article I pay $10 a month for this shit a week actually I think for this shit I just want to read the news

and support local journalism you dickheads Alism, if you would just stop logging me out. I am not a boomer. Thank you. I am not a boomer. That is terrific.

Let's see. That's going live. It's been posted. Watch I get banned. I'm going to get put on a list. Someone did put me on a block list of like pro-Palestinian accounts. So, I mean, that's like a badge I wear with honor. That makes sense. So, yeah, Casey Keeler is not worried about having a knowing who the starter is.

No, he's not. He referred to. I am not a, hang on, I'm going to read everybody, the blue sky ever post this week. All caps at inquirer.com. Please make it so I don't have to. to fucking log in every single goddamn time I'm going to farting guy and I'm like paying $10 a week for this shit. I just want to read the news

that's what local thrills you would just stop lying out. I'm not a boomer. Thank you. I did post it. It is live. So, Casey Keeler Oh, here's quoting the Inquirer. The primary focus for Temple football throughout training camp has been progression. After head coach Casey Keeler

referred to the owl's first practice nearly three weeks ago as as quote, just okay, end quote, he has seen improvement. Ooh. Ugh. Yeah.

I don't, yeah. I don't, yeah. Obviously, I'm quoting Keeler. Obviously, everyone talks about the quarterback spot. I'm less worried about who's going to be our starter. I'm just worried about those guys keeping on pushing each other to get better. The competition has been good, and you can see they've had the both, they've had to both step up to continue to compete.

This man coached FCS. He came from Sam Houston State in Delaware before that. And he's like, yeah, it was okay. Because you know, if coach says you were okay. It doesn't exactly inspire confidence, does it? Yeah. Oh, he's also changing up the single digits. Instead of it being a vote, you have to nominate.

other that's cute yeah like that fucked yeah um and yeah oh it has to be unanimous the players can nominate that we go to each department strength academic athletic training equipment there's anyone in here who believes this guy that doesn't truly represent single digit they're not they're not they're not they're not nominating people so that's that's good um as i'm scrowing now trending in philly no four c changed its bright crumb formula home cook say their cut list It stays terrible. I did read that one. I did read that one. Something I think we should talk about. Yeah, but maybe it's an excuse to get Rouselon.

Yeah. Is why are the sports teams not talking about the septic cuts? Why are they not lobbying? Right. Why is Comcast not? Why is Cheryl Parker not? It's a good question because they want their tax breaks. A bunch of motherfuck. Jeff Lurie, come on. You were with her. You could fund it You were with her Yeah, you could fund it

Get in there, Jeff Yeah motherfucker Oh man, what the fuck Dude The only I hate driving down to the stadium I take set to for a read

Now it's gonna be like It can only take fucking Go to fucking Sunday games The train already ends at 11 Going back Right So Bleep that

Going back to town redact that I probably have said before. Yeah. Man, at least we're able to see Ovarado come back. Danny Dimes is starting a quarterback for the Colts? Oh, is he? Joey Flacco is starting a quarterback for the Browns. That's got to be, that's going to feel bad for the Ravens fans out there.

You have Lamar Jackson. Yeah, but like Joe Flacco, yeah, Joe Flacco's fucking betraying us going to Browns. Didn't Joe Flacco go to Delaware? Yeah. Yeah. He's from, like, Ocean County. He transferred from Pitt to Delaware. Yes.

He's from Voorhees Township. There we go. All right. We didn't watch the birds. You want to just get into the messages? Yeah, let's do that. Yeah. If you want to go talk to your fucking state senator,

because they're the problem right now. I really am editing this Thursday. Tell them to fucking. vote Except the dickhead Pass the goddamn House plan The General Assembly plan

Like stop fucking doing this bullshit I know I figure what the dickhead is The guy he's still mad at Philadelphia for Ed Rendell And this is his chance to get revenge On Philadelphia You know

And destroying like you know The fucking Indiana County Each shit and die Yeah I really at this point It's a session It's a session at this point

We'll just be big Camden Yeah Fuck it, why not Why not? The state would with or without us Sorry Pittsburgh Exactly, eat shit Sorry Pittsburgh, sorry Erie

We're gonna, well you know what Should we take Scrant with us And we'll take the Lehigh Valley at least We can take the Lehigh Valley Yeah Scrant Wiltsbury baby We'll take them We might have to relocate some people Living in the hinterlands

Of Yeah like the border should be like go, like, just up the Hawk Mountain. Like, we get, we get, so we have some pretty hiking as shit, but, all right. Let's do, let's do, um, let's see. This DM is from Wayne. Actually, both are DMs from Wayne, but the first one, um, is Wayne here, pronouncing him.

Oh, we got to read this one after the message. Never mind. Let's listen to Wayne's message. Hey, Tom, yeah, Liam, pronoun, uh, talk it's all this recap. A lot of sports affecting me directly, besides the Mets, which I will not give you the joy of floating over, plus you. Liverpool played Crystal Palace in the charity shield, sometimes what I call it, a hop cap, because it kind of ends up meeting with tournament. Liverpool had some early goals by Intakei. They conceded one back from Crystal Palace, and then Frimpom scored. Arguably, the most fluke goal probably has seen it by a Premier League side in a number of years.

It looked like he was sending a cross and went over the keeper and just ended up back in a net. gave Liverpool a 2-1 edge at half-time, and then in the second half, in the 77th minute or so, Crystal Palace equalized. And, of course, this being a free-season game, when it went 90 minutes, it went straight to penalties. Unfortunately, Mosella missed the penalty, and Crystal Palace have won the Charity Shield 3-2 on penalties. Liverpool's even off to not the best of starts, but then again, there's been a lot. lot of movement. Darwin Nunez and Luis Diaz among a lot of the high-profile people that have transferred out. And obviously, this is probably a team that's probably going to be hurting with the unfortunate time, untimely passing of Dio Codota back in July.

Ruckers, the Ruckers football season will be starting very soon, as you all know. We're hoping Rutgers can get back to a bowl game, finish the year, maybe with a 500 record. Probably the most outside chance is maybe get a win over a potential top five team at home because we are hosting Oregon and Penn State this year. So we'll either be absolute massacres or we actually wound up beating them. If it's Penn State, then pretty much New Brunswick is going to burn to the ground. As for our Bolshevians, bows are currently sitting second in the league.

They're had an unfortunate 1-0 loss against Strata United two Fridays ago. And this past Saturday, there was a very spirited two-two draw against Shelburne. Unfortunately, they're sitting 10 points behind Shamrock Rovers, despite beating Rovers three out three times and could potentially beat them all four times with their next matchup coming up shortly

but the early season slump where they looked like they were going to be Yeah, so he got cut off and his message was I finished one of my message was The Behemians are sitting in the league of Ireland and although it looks like they won't be able to catch up to the Shamrock Rovers

it looks like they'll potentially be in a European spot as things to say how they are now They're also in the FAI Cup third round They're looking at them out of Challenger to win that. As always, go ruckers, go birds, fuck Penn State, and free Palestine. Also, uncritical support for Mosulafor for calling out UEFA when not saying how Palestine's greatest player ever die. Yeah, co-signed that. Yep.

Yeah. Someone, you know, with his profile, speaking out on that is important. And the fact that, yeah, they don't give a shit. fucking embarrassing It is embarrassing Yeah I went to an Egyptian restaurant In deep when I was down at D.C

And the first thing I walked in It was a painting of most loud Like a mural of him Right Have you seen the image of the kids Bowing down to him? Yes With Nasser smiling in the background

Yes Yes it's beautiful All right Let's see we got next We have Oh hold on Hold on. Oh, I forgot to play this, too.

Should have played the whole thing. Sorry, we actually have a first time caller. So let's listen to Garrett, I believe. Hey, Tom, Aalium. This is Garrett from the Northeast to E.M. Gary from North East. Every good WIP caller, first time caller, long-time listener. By long time, I mean, I just checked March of last year.

I heard you guys on the Sickus Committee, where there's your problem on the Sickest Committee. And I found the reference hilarious because I was raised by a Drexel Civil Engineering graduate. So, yeah. And then when I saw this podcast, I'm like, hey, I know that reference because I got bullied for it when I was in elementary school. So, yeah, I love what you guys do. I've told myself I was going to call in whenever I got a new job and moved back to the Pennsylvania area, which initially inspired me to call after this past episode, since you mentioned my former domicile, Syracuse, New York.

I agree. It sucks. Airports, okay, but I couldn't imagine being trapped there overnight. But, yeah, so I finally got a new job, hopefully moving to the Philadelphia area shortly after a brief sin in the Lehigh Valley where we really love to put tomato sauce on our cheese steaks which some people view as in front of God

I think it's kind of tasty do what you want to remember I hope the Phillies don't break my heart again this year we'll see that Duran guy's pretty good yeah I can't wait for the birds start up again I'm really just doom scrolling Twitter tonight about all these set to service cuts to see if and when I moved to Philadelphia if I even have

a transit system to actually rely on. But, you know, we'll see how that goes. Anyway, fuck the GOP, fuck Penn State, fuck Bill Villanova, Go Birds, always. And yeah, I'll subscribe to the Patreon as pendants for not calling

in sooner. Thank you job market. All right, see you. Yes. Yes, he did. Thanks, Gary. I appreciate you calling in. Yeah, hopefully, you know, we actually have trains because those are important. as we've mentioned. Next.

Thank you. If you, if Google Voice assigns you a name, that becomes your name. So, sorry, Hank Williams. Let's listen to Hank Williams here. Hey, Tom, hey, William. It's supposed to be in whoopi once again. Oh, that's not Hank Williams. That's supposed to be walking.

Saturday night, 10.30 Easter. in the 12th, 1030 Eastern, the IFL National Championship being held in Tucson, Arizona, being held between the Vegas Nighthawks and the Green Bay Blizzard. Green Bay is kind of an old ASL legacy of the day of it's from here, so kind of like to see that point. Oh, is he dead? to jump there No, no Bucky

Oh my Are you doing mail? Call out from the whole Yeah Is he still talking to us or is he talking to us or is he talking to like I don't get in the mail Bucky what are you doing my guy All right

We're going to have to We're unable to listen to this So sorry He did call in later so sorry about that man all right let's Charlie we got Charlie next

now Charlie when he typed that he when he told us on Discord that he called in he spelled in alternating caps so let's okay all right let's do it Hey guys Hey Liam hey Tom it's Charlie from Roxborough

he had recap in two union games both at home Union Drew 1-1 against Toronto They got their early goal by Indiana Vassal left and then gave up the late one, you know, another two touch crossed over the middle, just beat to beat Andre Blake to just get dropped six points from winning positions early. But that all led to the H.L. Hunt, the United States Open Semifinal against New York City Red Bull, a game that was delayed for 39 days and an additional two and a half hours.

where lighting did come in again and it did rain, but this time, they actually got the game off. Wow. And boy, the Union nearly fucked it up. They gave up an early goal to RV. They tied it up. Ty Barribo got the tying goal in the first half. Then proceeded to shit the bed again and went down in the 75th minute. And it just was like, well, finally RV is finally going to win one of these fucking games.

But hold on. Hold that thought. We got Dilan Oisich with the tying goal, and then Mikilana, Rossi Mikulana, he said, kill the boar, kill the farmer. He did that shit. Then fucking knocked out R.B. We're going to fucking Nashville. Fucked Nashville.

I'm saying. Let's fucking go. All right. He brought it back in the end. Charlie Charlie I'm just waiting for the for the one day he calls in

and it's just that Rod Kant-Torski video where it's like you're the fucking firetrap actually I should get that as a drop Um Mother fucking fire truck

put it There you hear it I think I think I did that on the forbidden discord, the secret discord. I added that as a drop. I should add it to ours too. All right. We got, we got Mika has called in.

I think it's a pretty short one, but let's listen what Mika has to say. Hi, Tom, Yealy. This is Mika. He had from D.C. I just got out of the national Phillies game on the 15th. Hell yeah. It was wild as fuck, but I hope Duran,

I hope Duran's doing okay. Oh, yes, when Dron got hurt. He was injured really bad. He's fun. But, yeah, this is just a short update because I'm out. So, go Bill, go bird. You fuck them out. Bye.

Go birds. Fuck the mats Fuck the mats Is right Fuck the mats Yeah let's get a I'd like to be The drum

On this one Yeah Fight fight fight Um All right Where was I All right Um

Yeah since Since that Mika Obviously we all know That Duran is back And uh Yeah He's well arrested. Maybe he'll get the play today.

All right, we got Roshin. Roshin is called in. Hey, Tom. She got that one take, too. With another field report after the August 16th Guardian's home game. The evening started with a short celebration of the Guardian's living legend radio announcer Tom Hamilton after his long overdue Cooperstown induction. Hammy is genuinely the best in the business today and arguably the best to ever do it.

And to those few of you, and the small contingent of non-clevelander 10,000 losses listeners. I implore you to listen to a Guardian's radio broadcast sometime so you can hear for yourselves. Just what a gift his 36-year tenure has been to Cleveland baseball. As for the game itself, some people showed up from last night's Morgan Wallen Clan rally, and they were all, of course, the same exact same shade of sunburnt pale as the people wearing shirts

with the original chief Wahoo design that was somehow even more racist than the better known also extremely racist one. I am pleased to report that visiting brave fans behaved themselves and there were no tomahawk chops.

Otherwise, not much to report Slade Sikoni ship the bed early, plonking Marcel Azuna in the head with a pitch before giving up eight runs, six earned. Colby Ellard gave up another pair And aside from a solo shot from Brian Rokio The offense failed to put anything together And we lost 10 to 1

Anyway, go guards, go Pat Go, go birds Fuck the Braves, fuck Morgan Wallin Fuck Jimmy Haslam, fuck the Browns, Fuck Ohio State and fuck Penn State Yes Co-signed Thank you, Roshin We got a

Okay, hold on. Let me upload. I got to manage my uploads up here. I only have so many drops. Of course. We have a second, Wayne, which I'm not sure it gets cut off or not. Oh, part. And there's a DM that goes with it, too. Right. Yeah. Let's listen to Wayne, too. Hey, Tommy, Liam. It's Wayne again.

Brow now to him. Call on the recap, Liverpool's first match of the Premier League season. been kind of a shaky start. They did get two early goals. Unfortunately, they conceded goals late. And by the 75th minute, it was knotted up at two. However, Liverpool, right at the end of the 88 minutes, they score what was a winning goal by Federico Cielsa,

and then Mohamed Sala with the excellent. information point as Liverpool witness wanted to. Unfortunately, the match was on, was marred by a race, by a incident of racial abuse as a born miss player, incident seven out was unfortunately racially abused by a Liverpool fan, I believe in the mainstand.

A bunch of fans pointed him out to the police and he was immediately removed. What is the, probably the more unusual and probably the more screwed up bit is apparently the member, the individual that racially abused semio, is apparently a member also of the Michael Davitz's Celtic supporters group, which is unfortunately the, which is the Celtic supporters group that it represents Celtic MAPS supporters and Liverpool, they issued a statement. I'll attach you to the email later. But yet, not a good look yet again for Liverpool supporters as we start the season.

Good freaking Lord. And anyway, Rutgers football season should be starting in two weeks. Here's hoping we get to a ball game. Go, Rutgers. And as always, part of Penn State. Yeah, fuck racism. So I looked at, yeah, what he posted the Michael David, Liverpool committee. They have disavowed.

Basically, he's not affiliated. We're not, they're saying the club's not affiliated and it's only been mentioned to the individual membership. It has been dealt with in the best interest of the person or members in the club. No further comment will be made. And then I love the meta-a-I suggestions. reason for no further comment. What is the Michael David? What led to the situation?

I love how I ask questions that are like only someone who knows the answer already would ask. Like Wikia does this now. I was like on the Red Dead Wikia. I was looking something up and it was like, what is the significance of the silver coin to Arthur Morgan's like money? Yeah, because it's fucking money. Dumbass. Like, I, I, anyway, I've, I've, I've spoken at length of my hatred for AI. But yeah, so the, the fan was banned from, let's see, a ban,

banned from attending any regulated soccer match in the United Kingdom. All right. That's, that's justice, I guess. I mean, they're not, you know. Yeah. You know. Bing. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Let's listen to it. And it's not Hank Williams. This time says, Hey, Williams. Remember that show? Hey, Williams. This is the sequel to Hey, Arnold.

I don't remember that. Yeah. Yeah, me neither because it's not real. Do you remember Hey, Arnold? Did you like, did you fuck with that show? I fucked with that show. I love the episode with the ghost train. That's my favorite ones.

So it was kind of spooked by ghost trains as a kid. Like, they scared me. And then it like, and they was like, no, I actually like it. I'm not actually scared by it. Right. Liam just looked behind him because he was worried. I said the word ghost. I thought I heard my wife.

I don't know. It's a ghost train. I don't know. Yeah, it's a ghost train. Your house is on top of the Underground Railroad, which my mother thought until she was well into her 40s. Was a literal subject on her real railroad. Love you, Mom. All right, let's listen to Hey, Williams.

Hey, Tom, hey, William. It's Postman Wookiee, call once again with an arena ball update. Throw down to him. A quick little update there. Lots of expansion news last week, the defendant National Arena League champions, the Beaumont Renegades, who are actually owned by Dietrich-wise, I forget,

who he's playing for this year in the NFL, but he was with Patriots last year. but he won the NAL championship over the hated Omaha Peace and then immediately failed out of that league and it was announced last week that they were joining the arena football one they're going to be hanging up nets and yeah really excited to see this really good team

they play in a dungeon there that old ass Dogget Ford Arena in Beaumont, Texas there but it's got to be really fun to see For AF1 news, today, Monday, August 18th, the team in the Highland Park, Kentucky there. It's a suburb of Cincinnati, it's just over the river. They're playing in the truest arena, which is at the University of Northern Kentucky. The team is called the Kentucky barrels. They're a whiskey-themed.

arena football tape, so that's fun. 2024 arena bowl champion coach, Cedric Walker, who himself was a badass defensive player in arena football during his day. He is also the head coach there, so really big expectations for this team and also really awesome to see that the National Cats for the Lutheraners runner up to the Albany Firebirds this year,

they have a local regional partner, partner now. So really cool. The guy that owns a team kind of saves the Corpus Christi Triton's midway through the season to keep them going to the end of the year and

after all of their star players quit over not being paid for several weeks. So yeah, dude seems like a stand-up dude and he's bringing the arena football team to his alma mater. And finally, on Wednesday, August

20th, the National Arena League is expected to announce an expansion team in Tyler, Texas, called the Tyler Crude. Expectations are pretty low for this team. They have an AI logo, and the colors in the logo, it's just the knockoff of the Tulsa Oilers' IFL team. Anyways, keep up the good work, guys. Postman will be trying to die us, hate stroke. That's good one, guys. Yeah, please don't die if each stroke, man. Um, someone get this man, someone's rake his, uh, is grumming up with illegal air conditioning.

Yeah, give him some Gatorade. Yeah, yeah, it's some Gatorade. Um, all right. Well, let's give shoutouts to our North Carolina to our North Carolina to your Patriots, Patrick, Sean, Mike, Kate, Charlie, Luke, Kyle, Chuckleberg, Cat, Juniper, and our new 700-level Patriot Garrett. Yay. Yay. Yay. All right.

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