Ten Thousand Losses - Nick Succdiccliani

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

What if instead of Nick Sirianni his name was Nick Succdicclianni and he was really good at top. Alternate title was John Brown: Neurodivergent Icon. Liam is back and the boys talk about the cold, icy weather, slander the legacy of Fidel Castro (apparently there was some court action in favor of recompensating persecuted gay Cubans), discuss the Eagles hole at OC, and muse about the Phillies. Also featuring your messages!  Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia. Bad things. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Ball. Dallas Cowboys. Head of Sassmate, John Cooney. Okay. We're live.

No, we're not live. You know, this didn't happen last week. I know it didn't. How many Torrents you got going? Tell. Zootopia 2, and we own the night. Okay. Yep.

All right. Actually, what I should do is I should put next generation on so that it also pulls from your internet too. Thanks, dude. Thanks, my guy. Ooh, that reminds you, I got to cancel Paramount Plus now because I don't need it. They don't want to support the fascist regime. That's right. Yeah, that's right.

I've changed my stance. They're all fascists now. Oh, you're fully livin out? I mean, they are, but The mango Mussolini? It's like, why do you say shit like that? Why do you? Why do people say, like, you could just say that

fucking asshole. Just say that. The piece of shit in the White House. That's going to be so great when it happens. When it happens. It's going to be great. Oh, yeah. Ringing the bell. Ring the bell.

Dout of the CBP. Yeah, we got to. It reminds me. I called, I was hanging out with a, with a friend, a friend of me and my wife, so we're hanging out. And I called J.D. Vance, a cock sucker. Oh, you're not supposed to do that. And she's like, you know, I won't call him a cock. Don't call him a cockser because sucking cock is a noble thing. That at least causes some sort of happiness and joy in the world. I was like, you know what? That's fair. I stand corrected, yeah. Yeah, I stand corrected. I agree. It is a nice thing. And he doesn't do nice things.

I don't know how they're due with their fourth kid. I don't know how she could stand them. I assume it's sort of, maybe it's like a turkey baster thing where she just, oh. Let's slip out. They're going to scoop it up from the couch. Yeah, they're going to scoop it up from the couch and just dump it in her.

I don't know. Stick it inside her and pee. You what? Oh my God. That is bringing me back to an old game facts. Oh. P-I-H-B. P-in-her-butt.

In her butt. Is that not how? Yeah, that was old game facts. I think like if you had for any advice with a girl, people would just spam P-I-HB back in the good days of the internet. Yeah, man. Yeah. So we're snowed in. we're stuck indoors after

God declared war on on one on basically the entire country for our transgressions against other nations and our own nation and this is the skeleton nation can only be paid in blood yeah yeah so thanks thanks John Brown

um John Brown did nothing wrong except for the last part where he like fucked up the planning um who among to us. Yeah, I mean, we all make mistakes. Listen, listen, like. Executive dysfunction is a hell of a thing.

John Brown, ADHD icon. Small being ADHD. Oh, yeah. Yeah, actually, John Brown was neurodivergent. And, you know, this is in this blog post, in this Tumblr. This Tumblr vlog, I will. We're going to explain this. Yeah, no, we got, we got, I don't know, I think we got like 10 inches of snow up here.

I'll give you 10 inches. Oh, yeah. Two of my cocks. Hold on. Where's the? Um, they remind me, have I said this before? If I haven't said this before, one time I was drinking, we were drinking and high, doing

Coke in the basement of one of my friends. This is when I was much younger. And we were playing darts high and drunk. And this guy was a real fucking weirdo. And he threw his dart and he hit 12. And he's like 12. That's like two six inch cocks touching. And it's just like.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to go smoke a cigarette, man. Please. See you. Try not to say that shit out loud, you know. And that's okay, but Jesus Christ. Yeah.

Back to the, yeah, Winterstorm. I think we survived. I had off work. You had off work. It's sort of recording this on a Monday, which is not very common for us. No, it's not. No. And we're deep in the podcast trenches, obviously.

Yeah, the trenches of the city, trenches of Philadelphia. Speaking of the trenches of Philadelphia. What's up? We keep hearing, people keep saying, oh, ICE is coming to Philly next. I haven't seen it yet, but. I haven't seen it. I mean, they're here, but I've seen them up by May. Yeah, they're at eighth and Cherry.

Yeah, but they're like going to start, they're going to do the Minneapolis shit in Philadelphia. yet. I don't advise that. Minnesota, by the way, I will never ever shit talk Minnesotans. No, they're doing their best. They're doing that. They got that, they got that dog in them, I guess. They do have the dog. You would be treated. You would be treated with respect to Minnesota.

Apparently not. Apparently the Eagles fan might, but not a nice agent. And yeah, it's, it's, we haven't commented too much on it so far because we do like trying to be a little bit of a, who would you say, reprieve from the constant doom. But I think despite the evil things are doing, seeing people consistently fighting back and just with every atrocity, they just get more ramped up. They love doing it, man. That's very inspiring. Yeah, don't let the bastards get you down, right? and don't, um,

I know they keep talking about, oh, they're going to come here, you know, and do the same thing. And you never know. I don't think so. Yeah.

I mean, who knows? Who knows? I mean, with, with the 250th anniversary coming up and all that shit, I highly doubt,

I mean, maybe they would do it now, but not in the summer. They're not doing in the summer with all the shit going on. That would be the most moronic thing in the world. No, that would be insane.

Yeah. Unless they're like, we're going to punish the city. We're going to take away all that. money. Okay. What money? Yeah.

Philly, dude. Yeah. Yeah, so. Good luck, I guess. Yeah, good luck. Good luck. Have fun. Fucking freaks.

Yeah. Look what happened to the Patriot front when they rolled up. Just use that as a little example. Yeah, exactly. I do hate it, though, when people are like, from out, you tell me if you would rather have this reputation out, they're like, these guys burned their own sins. down when their team wins. Yeah,

I hate that because it kind of implies that like we can't like, it implies like Minneapolis isn't doing anything that like they've just rolled over for ice, which they haven't done. And also like we do it to bad people. Yeah. We don't.

First off, we don't burn our city down when the team wins. We do dumb shit. We climb polls and stuff like that. But that's not burning the city down. That's not burning the city down though. So. Yeah.

And they're like, well, HitchBot It's like Hitchbought had it coming. Hitchbought had it coming. Also, what was that? 20 years ago? About that, yeah. Yeah. Man, yeah. So, and throwing batteries

and people are like throwing batteries at Santa Claus. You're mixing, no, that's not. There were snowballs at Santa Claus. We covered this. I believe in a bonus episode. We did. That's when the snowballs started to come. Although I was say,

I'm ready. I'm ready to. Yeah. I'm ready. I told my wife something yesterday. You should never be allowed to sleep again. Not you. Yeah, no, no, absolutely.

No, I told myself, you never know peace. My wife's something yesterday. I'm not going to repeat it, but it was the first time I got a reaction. It was like, okay. Yeah, I actually agree with you as opposed to like, well, that's scary and violent. I keep saying, I keep walking around my house monitoring the words castle doctrine. Yeah. I'm reminding myself of the poster right now.

You've, did I show you the poster? I don't think I've seen the poster. Loose law cost lives. Loose talk costs lives. I like that. Yeah. So I'm not going to say what I,

I'm not even going to intimate what I said. I'll say to you in person. Can't wait. Or without recording. Yeah. Shit. So, hello. Hello.

Welcome to another episode of 10,000 losses. The only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Paine, and my pronouns, or he, him. And back with me is my co-host, Yeh. Liam, you want to tell him why I was out? That's a you call. No, I can tell why it was out. Fuck them.

Yeah. You deserve nothing. You don't, yeah. I was just a. Nine minutes, 30 seconds. in Minecraft. No, no in real life. Yeah, you can't use the Minecraft

excuse me where they've become savvy to that. 50-Cal baby. That's a big. That's a big, yeah, anti-material. Yeah, that's for knocking out an injiblock. Yeah, you never know when you're going to need it. Just a, yeah. That's a three, three, oh, shit.

They're just, they're just trying to figure out what happened. And then, and then, beep, beep, beep, peep. Pium Pugh-06. Well, depend on the engine block, can do that too. 30-od-6? No, sorry. I'm confusing it, 30-08. 30-0-8.

I mean, 30-0-6, why people do it, too. 30-out-6 probably can do it, yeah. Yeah. I don't know why I was, I mean, of like a car or like your average SUV. Probably not your. These people should have, uh, Vladimir Lenin should, you start to appreciate why

let it just shot everybody. Yeah. I, you really understand why the tundra is, you know, we're just gonna, yeah, go ahead.

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I look forward to eating the business end of a shit. I got a close Twitter. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, you can't. It's going to get you too upset. I got real worked up yesterday morning. And, yeah, I was like, you know what? And that's when I was texting the group chat.

I was like, I'm just going to make a map of 1808 Philadelphia and City Skylines too. Yes, I don't blame you. Yeah, I just put on comedy albums and old Comptown podcast and listen to that. I don't blame you. Yeah. Yeah, because you can't be ramped up all the time. That's the thing.

You can't. You can't. You can't. You're right. I had to close Twitter. Now I'm on Blue Sky and I'm closing on the tail. Now, if the Civil War or two ever actually becomes a formal thing, then we can actually talk about things.

Yeah. If there's like the state. breaks down and we can actually Yeah We don't have to censor ourselves, I guess Yep Gix should say we really think about these people I'm sure it's

Well Do it before Yeah We'll give you a head start Yeah Wow that's gonna have to censor the last Eight minutes Feels like

Let's talk about fun stuff So The Natty The National Championship game. I was a heck of a game, man. It was a heck of a game.

A heck of a game. Yeah. Miami, Indiana. Indiana had the Cinderella story. Yeah, Indiana is led by Fernando Mendoza.

The band of a Catholic boy. Yeah. A good Catholic boy who grew up in Miami. They didn't recruit him. Don't look at, don't look up his family background. Cubans? They're all Cubans, right?

Yeah, he's a, yeah. So it's pit bull. I don't give a shit. Castro is a career straighter. I don't have a fuck. Okay. That's what you think.

That's what I think. Yeah. I don't know, man. I've never put people in jail for being gay, but that's, you know. Do you know he did say he was wrong about that? Wow. That does everything. Yeah.

You could just say it was not in the fucking first place. He didn't say he was wrong about that. Did they pay compensation to those people? That actually, I'm going to have to look that up. I'm going to have to look that out. No. Yeah. Listen, all right, dad, I'm not arguing with you on this.

Everyone makes mistakes, Liam. Chairman Mao was a complicated figure. And then my mom's like screaming that he's a mass murder. My dad's like undeterred being like, you have to break a few eggs to make an obloat. I mean, I'm just like, okay, man, yeah, all right. That sounds reasonable. Until you get to like the great famine part. He's just like, I don't worry about that.

Oh, you fucked it up. Like, there are your people fuck up, man. My favorite thing is just like the like the like on like the unironic defense of like Stalin right through World War II. They're like, yeah. I'm like, what about his excesses? And he's like, hey, he won the war. I'm like, all right. Hey, like I said, I said this before.

There was no fifth column in the Soviet Union during World War II. His thoughts on the Russian so of the Russian Ukrainian war were just like I obviously like imperialism bad but also like Ukrainians are all filthy collaborators. And I was just like, okay. What do you want me to do with this man? Yeah, I mean, I mean, that's, yeah, I don't like Putin very much, but Ukraine kind of sucks too. And, you know, I feel bad for the working people. We've said that many times since the war started live on our show. Yes.

Many years ago. Solidary with all working people. No solidarity to the ruling class. Yeah. But, yeah, no solidarity to the people that make it so I can't have McDonald's and my Liam treats. So, yeah, we were talking about how Mendoza's family. was justified in their in having

Brothers to the rescue Yeah The Bay of things That's what's called right The Brothers to the Rescue That weird anti-Castro Airborne group I think they are It might have been

There's like the one guy Who's like weirdly in the circle The guy that was like associated with Oswald Yeah yeah yeah I think that's Brothers to the Rescue I don't know I don't yes yes

My knowledge of Cuba Kind of stops at like Armano Al Rescate by Jose Basulto. Yes. Yes. Was I right? Yes. Brothers to the Rescue Memorial Park, Miami, Florida.

Oh, yeah, I bet it is. Yeah. Oh, he threw medical supplies to the Contras. Oh. He was a good guy. Yeah, I'm sure he was a really good guy, you know. I wonder what his pennies and gay people were. Probably not so great.

1996 shootdown of Brothers to the Rescue aircraft, shot down two unarmed assassins. It's 337s. The aircraft had entered Cuban airspace. Well, you know, I don't enter Cuban or airspace. Either you believe nations are sovereign or you don't. I'm going to go to Brothers to the Rescue Memorial Park in Miami-Dade County. I wonder what happened if you turned up on a, you took a boat to Cuba and you just flying,

you're flying communist flags and you're like, I'm defecting. Do you think of it? Do you think they take it for them? They'd take you. Or do you think they'd be like, uh, we got to, we had to vet. this guy for a while first. It was probably going to be a vetting sort of thing. But yeah.

Like is this guy, this can't be. This can't be legit. What the fuck? Jose Basulto. Former CIA trained Cuban political dissident. Yeah, I bet he is. Yeah, anyway, so Mendoza,

Fernando. Yeah, it says, what was his, um, his grandparents moved from Cuba to Miami in 1959. Oh, boy. Now listen. My neighbor grew up.

He flew medical supplies to the Contras. Oh, boy. Not Fernando Mendoza. Did I fly? Oh, boy. Okay. No, Fernando Mendoza actually just was really, had a really fucking, probably one of the most beautiful drives in recent memory.

the the fourth and turn around yeah diving touchdown yeah yeah absolutely yeah he uh and i believe he's declared for the draft so uh good luck in las vegas sorry oh he's the mendoza the fifth oh he's oh they owned some fucking plantations you know they did yeah there's no way yep Anyway, let's talk about it. Listen, it's a great story. He seems like a nice kid. Kurt Singh that he pulled off a miracle. For IUP boy. Yep. It's Indiana's all the way down. And yeah, it was a great game. No one on that roster was more than a three-star recruit. Four stars. There are a couple four stars.

Was there? I thought it said there was a couple four stars. Okay. Anyway, well, that destroys my, just demolished me. Omar Cooper. Yeah. Yeah. They're just declared for the draft. Yeah.

Is Mendoza? Mendoza is a junior, too. Yeah. I mean, you won the Nandoza. No, he's a senior, I think. Now he's a junior. Is he? And he's declaring, wow.

Yeah. Oh, he incorporates daily mass into his routine. Of course he does. I mean, that's Catholic. Like, there's Catholic and there's Catholic. Yeah. And he's the second. I could not imagine going to mass every day.

That's too much mass. No. Once a week is too much, personally. Yeah. Nice. Thank you. So continuing about football. Yes.

The Seahawks, pats are going to be playing. Do you care about this at all? I mean, I'll watch it, obviously. I mean, I'll watch it. Sorry, but my, my, my, my, my, new England roots. Are we going to be at odds on this one? So I, my sister-in-law, a future sister-in-law grew up outside Seattle. And she's a nice girl, but I desperately don't want her to be happy.

Because I, my entire belief in sports is that why should anyone else be happy besides me? Right. So go Patriots. It makes sense to the main character. Yeah, I am. Thank you. Go Patriots. Yeah, I've said this many times.

I've always had a soft spot for Seattle sports. Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to be unhappy at the Seahawks for Super Bowl. I think it would be cool if Sam Donald got one after being left for spare parts. I did want to talk about kind of briefly about Sam Donald himself, who I think is probably like a six out of ten quarterback, but does just enough to not lose you a football game. Yeah. But I was really pissed off at the Minnesota Vikings for how they treated him, where he won them 14 games. And yeah, okay, he didn't do so great in the playoffs, but like, you're the Vikings, relax.

And then they basically were like, all right, thanks, Sam, see ya. And cast him aside for JJ McCarthy, who sucks. And have been kind of like, well, we got our guy. And it's like, yeah, but this guy, like, I don't like how in the NFL where like there's these quarterback whisperer coaches and these like weird quarterback reclamation projects. And then some guys like Josh Rosen aren't giving a meaningful chance, but like Mac Jones is. It's all where you wind up. And like Jared Stidham goes to the Broncos.

And like, hey, the Broncos are like one bad decision away from being in the Super Bowl. And I hate Sean Payton for the Bountygate shit and ruining the game of. football but like I don't really know where I'm going with this other than it would be cool to see CM Donald get one the Seahawks are fun Mike McDonald is a good coach he's 38 which is insane I don't really give a shit like I guess like I want the Patriots to win

something because it would be it would annoy my wife which is objectively a good thing yeah like people say happy wife happy life but I prefer slightly irritated wife more exciting life there you go you need a little friction if everything's too smooth you don't feel anything

that's right all right yeah no I what's the February 9th is a Super Bowl February 8th I think February 8th

let's see what I get my schedule yeah February 8th yeah 9th is the day that we should have off for it but we won't well we don't oh one two three four five next Sunday

this Sunday I can drink again I am pushing as long as I can I have not had a drink since the second because I was in place for it acted Yeah And my friend's birthday is February 13th I'm going to Austin for it

Yeah So I'm going to probably drink then I might have one this weekend but I don't really think I'm going to But like I might during the Super Bowl have like a beer Yeah Yeah, I'm just like I'm, it's my thing is like

As long as we're taking this this time to just like Yeah, there's not much of going on the way of sports Eagles are out no one wants to be their offensive coordinator We know who the Super Bowl's going to be Do you give a shit about the Sixers or Flyers? I fucking don't pitch and catches a report for another three weeks Uh,

Pinterest and Catchers report I think the 12th The 12th you said but isn't that three weeks or is that two weeks? Uh, one two two weeks. Oh, we got to talk to Bobby and uh, Alex. Yeah. It's about that time. To have them on.

Yeah. No, we, we, it's a, you know, it's the doldrums right now this time of year. We,

we, I personally, like my wife is talking about like, oh, yeah, she's going to try and not drink for as long as possible. I am,

you're right? Yeah. No. I'm, I'm resting my nose on my mic. I wasn't sure if he collapsed Nope Here I am

Yeah I'm I feel like I've gotten a pretty good grip On things but it was nice to like have A break from it But I got two trucks, Loggers in the fridge wait for me And it's like oh I just need it

I just want to taste it I just like the taste I had It's funny because I like have I've gone I I ordered a bunch of like the athletic like non-alcoholics. Yeah, they're good.

Which have been helpful. Yeah, they're fine. I might get some of the Guinnesses. I like that. Right. Guinness Zero tastes like old dip, except when it's like ice cold and then it's fine. Oh, I think it tastes pretty close.

Yeah. Yeah, when it's cold. I had a Stella non-alcohol. Abysmal. I buy that. The Budweiser Zero is pretty decent. The Mickelop Ultra Zero I have had a sip of and it was very good because,

Nicola Ultra doesn't taste like beer either, so. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe they'll be my test ride today is drive over to the beer store and get the the N.A. or the athletic or something just to see. Yeah. Yeah, man, it's, it's tough, right?

Because, you know, you get like, I'll be honest, I'm struggling and not drinking. Yeah. Just like with the doldrums and everything being where it is and, you know, my personal life, as you know, I've discussed it on air and I'm not going to. But, yeah. You know, it's been tough. So I'm grateful Dry January is almost over

and I'm excited that we made it this far. But I'm just like worried about reintegrating alcohol into my daily routine. I think if you do it for things that are like, oh, like, I mean, and you live in the city, so you can go like, there's like pick a six kind of things. Like I'm going to get like two beers for this game.

And that's where I'm going to cat myself. Yeah. And just see how it goes. And that way I'm not like drinking. the whole six pack, you know, in one night. Right. Just like the, that does a lot, like the lack of availability for things. I, I, I, you have to like purposely go to the store.

Yeah, I mean, my fridge right now is basically empty of beer for the first time in a long time. And I unsubscribe from a bunch of brewery mailing lists. Just to like get it out of my head. You know what I mean? Yeah, that was, that was, that was, that was RIP my old Kegger. RIPA. But that was the issue with like with home brewing having two full I had I had 10 gallons of beer on tap pretty much like all the time. Right.

And you know, oh no, no, no. It's it's an English ale. It's 4.4%. And I'm just like I love the way like a full pint glass looks with a little bit little creamy head on the top. And I'm like, oh, we just top it up, top it up. So like it's never being like I end up drinking like a gallon of fucking beer a day. Right. And like, holy shit.

There's. I feel awful. Right. Yeah. I'm just like I was telling you about the medication I was on. I was just like, yeah, that plus alcohol is no boy. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like good. Speaking of the no buono. The Eagles. We can't get an offensive coordinator. Why not? Why not? Why just don't want to work here? And and so no one wants to work anymore.

No one wants to work anymore. So I'm hearing like You're hearing shit Obviously this is like fodder for the for the sports radio guys All right so the first thing you're hearing is like Like Mike McDaniel or whatever It doesn't want to didn't want to come via our offensive coordinator Right

Because of Patula's house getting egged And like how he got treated I just want to say something about the house getting egged into that Because I should have been a grenade I agree Yeah The All right who egged his house was it a bunch of random Philly fans?

No, it wasn't. It was kids at Petul's son's school who did it to fuck with his dad and him. So it wasn't like random fans doing it. Right, exactly. It was just kids being assholes, which is what kids are.

Yeah. So is it that or is it the, the situation with Siriani is a bit of an issue. A bit of an issue, which is what, and there's like, so what I, I've heard assault Twitter and, like, social media crap, obviously. But, like, that there's a bunch of-

Yeah, we're insiders. Yeah, I'm hearing, I'm hearing, right, I'm hearing, sources. I'm hearing sources. I'm going to do this voice of the rest of the episode. Yeah. That no one wants to go to jail and her. Stop.

And there's a, there's a real, that's a real shame. And nobody wants sort of Nick Seriana because he's a dick cheese. Yeah. More like Nick suck dick, Leoni. Show holo tony That was That was very Comtown brand

Yeah, that was bad Sorry What if there's Nick Siri out He was Nick suck Dikliani And he was just Fucking suck of dicks out there He's a vibes guy

What else is he doing? Yeah, dude You got to make sure It feels good Come on in Dars, I got two hours I'll play with the balls

a little bit Oh. Well, we're going to hell. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I, again, what does the Xxia only do? He's not allowed to call the plays because he sucks. Right.

He's the vibes guy. He, he, I, I would love, I would love to be a fly on the wall and just see what the fuck this dude does all day. Nothing. He does nothing. He just, they tell him what to say. Like, he's got like a couple of assistants to help him. he just says shit

every like checks on the boys I don't know what he does but yeah maybe you don't want to be O.C. Maybe that's the reason we can't keep it O.C. Is because he's fucking annoying. Which wouldn't shock me right. Yeah.

And you're just like okay well like if I if like if you like he's not like a Sean McVeigh where he has this like reputation as being like a brain genius. Right. He's not like a Mike McDaniel where like he has a pedigree and he coached under both Harbaugh's and the Michigan defense was stacked and the Ravens are like a team known for like being a defensive unit like you know the Vic Fangio is a really good defensive coordinator the Eagles defense is the reason they were relevant this year but like I I don't

understand like I think it's I think it's Siri I think we have to talk about maybe it's Shailan Hertz a little bit I don't know I think I feel like there's always like he's got a target on his bag and I feel like everyone wants to kind of go after him. People say he's uncoachable or wrong, but I wouldn't disagree with the idea that like that ego plus AJ Brown's ego plus Devante Smith's ego plus

Selelele-Sa-Cwan Barclay's ego makes it like annoying to fucking like get it together. I mean, there's a lot of personalities. That's a lot of dudes. I also think it's possible that Tompain the bitch. Yeah, it could be.

Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I like Siriani. I don't like Seriani. No, I like Hertz. I don't like Siriani. I don't like seriani. I can't believe we apologize still. I didn't.

I don't think I did. I haven't record. We wrote a letter and everything. We mailed it. Dear Nick, I are, no. I, I don't know. How many hears this is. I mean, like,

Jalen Hertz is a good quarterback. Yeah. I mean, he played really well last year. Like the, wait, what, you know,

like, I don't know. What? What? Did you not hear what I said? The Jailen Hertz played really well and he played really well last year. Not the year before.

When we won the Super Bowl. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, man. I don't think you say you two years though. No, 22 and 23. That was also like,

yeah. I think it's hard because I also think it's hard. I had said this on the show that like I honest and God wondered if it was worth keeping Kevin Petulah simply so Jill had some continuity. Well, Patulah's not gone. Isn't he still there? He's just not the,

what the fuck is happening. I don't think Seriana knows. I don't think anybody knows what the fuck is happening. Yeah. And I think I think a lot of. our success is the benefit of the roster construction. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. Yeah. I can't even keep track of all the fucking offensive coordinators we had. Yeah. I don't know either. There's fucking too many of them. Wasn't it Kellyn Moore? Kellymour was last year.

Last year. Then who was before Moore? Wow. Brian Johnson. Oh. Yeah, there's no, like, consistency. No. Yeah.

And I don't see why is, is Jalen Hertz so bad, A.J. Brown so bad that, like, I'm not going to take this job. They're not bad. They're just like, like to manage. Right. They can't. They're professionals. At the end of the day, they are professionals. AJ Brown, whatever, as we've said.

but yeah i don't think he's long for the team too no i don't think he's long for the team but you know at the same time no i don't know i like i don't i don't know i don't know yeah it's it's just weird that it's taking so long and i just worried they're going to get some other they're going to get some syriani like Watch is another fucking Italian American. Watch. You're Italian American. Right.

Oh, am I going to be the next? I hope not. Yeah. No, don't, don't hire me. I mean, I can learn really quick. I'm looking at the laws of drive-through Dackery stops in Texas.

You're preparing for that. Can I drink it? As long as no one's looking. It can only be up to 17% ABV and you have to, and you have to look. It's under like a beer license, which is insane. That is insane. Oh my God.

So let's, let's, do we talk about the Phillies, though? They're all wine-based as far as I can tell. Wine-based dacquiries? Yeah. Spring training coming up soon, like I mentioned. Yeah, Justin Crawford, Aidan Miller.

They're invited to camp. The Mets got Boba Shett. We talked about last week. Yeah. Did we? Well, because you weren't here. Oh,

yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, and they got Freddie Peralta, too. Ugh. Um,

I don't think the Mets are going to be too big a threat, but you never know. All Dacters in Texas are wine base and still a lot, but 11 degrees, Dacquer has a full bar and I add Tito, so a dacquer is often. Okay, great. 11 degrees.

Okay. Let me just look this up. Did you know that Ranger Suarez, we've been pronouncing his name wrong? Mr. Rager. Rahn Herr? Ron Herr. Ron Herr.

I didn't know that. Yeah. No, I do. Now I feel like an asshole. No, he doesn't care. Ah. Well, that's good. We pulled the Philly Spring Training while you're looking up Dackery Laws.

Yeah. Sorry. I'm not sorry, actually. This is hilarious. I am over 21. I do swear on and affirm, so on and so forth. I swear on our website. Let's see.

Oh, we've got a couple guys. And store menu, delivery and curbside. Okay, perfect. All right. 11 degrees daiquary. Okay, that's what we want. And I need to get the 22-ounce biggie bag. Okay.

Hmm. Yes. All right. And how far? When is this in February? Yeah. Okay. I plan ahead.

Yeah, so yeah, looks like we have our full list of the invitees. Yeah, I saw that. Dude, if I hear we're going to, we're happy with our roster one more time. I mean, I think you're happy with our roster? No, no, I do wish there were some changes. I do think there's only so much that can be done unless you want to spend the money that the Dodgers have, but does Middleton have that money? No. we don't even know if there's going to be a fucking season this year

like next year's the lockout next year yeah 2027 is the lockout okay um never mind I'm looking forward to the world baseball classic I'll tell you that

yeah that'll be fun um so uh we'll uh we'll see there's like rosters coming in like yamamoto from the Dodgers is going to be playing again uh playing again for Japan I know Schwabber is playing for United States. That's cool. Now here's a question.

Yeah. Here's the question. Yeah. Do you still root for Team USA? No. I'm running for Team Israel. Duh. Oh, well, Doyle Litties, of course.

I'm doing troops. He's doing Trumps. Get his ass. Well, Garrett, I think Garrett Stubbs is their catcher. fucking idiots I don't think Bryce Harper is playing well let's look at that

let's look up team USA team USA WBC Let's look this up Live professional team roster Let's do it Oh Pennsylvania and David Bednar He's playing

He's one of the pitchers Oh Paul Schenzscheen's Joe Ryan Tarich scubal Oh we're gonna kill them We got some guys We're gonna kill them Catchers Cal Rally And Will Smith

Cal Raleigh should be good. Big dumper. Big dumper. Yeah, Shorebards, the D.H. We got Byron Bucks and Corby and Carroll. Peak Pro Armstrong in the outfield. That guy's awesome. Dude, he's nasty.

PCA? Our infielders are Alex Bregman, Ernie Clement, Gunner Henderson, Bryce Terang, Bobby Whit Jr. Bobby Wood Jr. and Gunner Henderson makes me happy. Byron Bucksett and Aaron Judge are also in the outfield. Clayton Kirschall,

everyone's favorite. How many Phillies? So we got Brad Keller and Kyle Schwerber. That's not too bad. Yeah. So I, I'm conflicted. Yeah.

Because obviously I disagree with the decisions of the America and government, but I don't hate the people of America. You should. I have, I have hopes that the revolutionary potential can be unlocked at some point. Yes. And there are some good things about American culture. Some things are good.

Some things. Barbecues are nice. Barbecues are nice. We're generally friendly. We are. We're particularly friendly, you know, for all the shit about our racism and stuff and discrimination. Nice than the Europeans are.

We are so much. Listen, I like going to Europe. but there are places that are very welcome Ireland very welcoming Scotland was very welcoming too Italians depending on where you're in Italy but Italians tend to be very like Or are Italians like me especially if you're it was because you're white You're not a big city but Italian and you speak out just a little bit of Italian they're very they're very oh no no come here come here try my stuff like you know

I give you a little extra you know they're nice I've mentioned already like the Dutch just for like the vibes were off. Yeah. The, we are particularly friendly people and we make friends easy and we like, again, I understand. I'm a communist. I understand all of the bad things we are. That's okay.

And I understand the systems and structures. I'm just saying there are some decent things about American culture and I can't. Things are worth having. Things are things that are worth worth. worth having, yeah. So do I do I root for Team USA

who is full of guys who probably don't vote anything they're probably all Republicans except for me maybe Kyle Schorber I don't know. So once he got Kyle Schorber's address

we can look up his voting record um we can find out his record his registration um I think we can guess what it is. Yeah,

but he was a he was trying to split split down the middle when Black Lives Matter happened. So maybe he's just not Who's to say? I don't know. Well, we got like one Democrat in the entire league.

There's a couple. What's his name? Special Shreder. Yeah. Taiwan Walker is. Yeah, you're right. There's a couple of them. But anyway,

a treadmill ground. I'm still looking forward to it. think it's I think it's awesome. The way it ended last time was like a Cinderella story kind of thing with fucking Otani striking out his then teammate Mike Trout. Yeah. To win. It was great.

It was great baseball. When baseball's got stakes and there's national pride and stuff, I just, I'm begging. I refer us during the Olympics. Yeah. I, I, I, like, that's people from like us. Like, I have like a family member who's like, might be on the junior. Olympic swimming team at some point. Like, that's cool.

Yeah. Like, like, I'm not a fucking patriot, but it's like, yeah, it's people I know. It's people from from from from around you know, you know what I mean? Like yeah, people are guys. Right. I'm not going to root for England. I'm not going to root for Italy. I'm not going to root for Canada.

They're not my guys. No, unfortunately. I was born here. I'm stuck here. Now. States had to exist. I might root for Venezuela. Go team you know.

So, yeah, I don't blame that. And just the fucking gusanos in Miami, keep your shit together. Don't do the shit you did last time when they played Cuba. They were disgusting. They were pouring stuff on the Cuban fans and stuff like that. Ew. Yeah, they were being really, yeah, the Miami, the gusanos were not very nice. So be polite this time.

Mendoza, Mendoza, we know you're listening. sorry that about your grandparents that I said just tell your tell your guys to be chill all right the community players don't deserve deserve any of that I'm sure one or two will defect

um all right you ready for a listener messages I am all right I'll read I'll read Rochene she wrote a long one okay hey time yay Liam

or yay whoever's subbing in this week. No, it's Liam. Dickhead. Liam's back. Dickhead. Guardians got yet another high A pitching prospect instead of signing any sort of proven bat because, of course. As mentioned in the

other sports channel, this is on the Discord, which if you're a member of the 10,000 lost of Patreon, you get access to. Anyway, back to Roshin. According to an AI written article in the Cleveland Plain dealer and a study done by Northeast Ohio area-wide coordinating agency, the Jimmy Dome

won't completely snarl traffic on the three nearby freeways, including Ohio's main thoroughfare I-71, and multiple adjoining service roads, except when it will an estimated 20 days plus days a year. Some of the unclaimed funds the state intends to steal to pay for the project are earmarked for just one more lane bro. In adjacent roadways, which we all know from Liam Ronsonovus podcast about engineering triumps with slides,

no problems here, don't worry about it, definitely works and doesn't induce demand at all. So, more lane, bro. Yeah, one more than Brunch is all I need. Packers, re-signed head coach Matt LaFleurr to a multi-year deal, but guaranteed a continued ceiling of nine, eight seasons and first round playoff exits for the rest of the decade. Packers have yet to institute any meaningful change, for instance, firing every single person order associated with special teams named Daniel Welles, Wheelan, which I hope happened soon.

Cavs have been doing better seven to four in the last 11, beating the Sixers twice last week. Garland's out seven to ten days with yet another toe injury, but again, haven't been following as much as I'd like to because of fan fuck sports network exclusivity and working second shift. Liam is highlighting the text I'm reading in order to distract me. Go cards, go calves, fuck Jimmy Hazel, fuck Paul Dolan, fuck Matt LaFleur,

fuck Rich Bissacha, fuck Brandon McManus, fuck fan fuck sports network, fuck the 49ers, fuck the Dodgers, fuck Ohio State, and fuck Penn State. You want to read? Yeah. You're right there?

Tom, Yee, Liam. So post-modum on the Eagle season. It took 48 hours longer than it should have, but Petulah was gone. Now I focus on the flyers

and they lost six in a row, including a six year, three lost the fucking New York rages. Rutgers basketball is playing out as garbage as expected as to Patrick, Dylan, Happen, Ace Bailey, as are currently a 99th of the season with no hope of any postseason basketball,

let alone the end of the only tournament. As for Liverpool, they have only one win to start 2026. That was the FA couple of Charlie, a team that usually beat them at Anfield and later on Chelsea and a Cup run in 08. All the rest of their match

they've been draws against Leeds, full in Arsenal, recently Burnley. And if Manu's win in their city Derby versus Man City, they're now one point behind Liverpool for the last

champion spot league. As for Bose, they signed an MLS goalie from FC Cincinnati and Paul Walters, the league of Ireland season starts the first weekend of February. As always, go Rutgers, go birds, let's go.

Fuck ice and every single bootleck scumber that's a four-seven free Palestine. Yeah, he, I think he wants to talk about the Mets because he also calls, in. Some voice fell later.

Actually, not a strong of real life. Yeah. So I think it comes out on the phone. Oh, speaking of NCAA basketball, Temple is third in the conference with five and two.

We're tied, I guess we're tied for second. It's not bad. And yeah, Temple Men's Basketball is doing well this year. All right, now we got Wookie. Jesus Christ, is long.

All right. Hey, Tom. Yay, Liam. Hey, Schrodinger's guests. Nope. Postman Wookiee here with another arena ball update. The International Arena League held their giant introductory press day on January 15th. Introducing their 10 teams between two conferences, the North American and the European.

In the European conference, you have the England eruptors of Nottingham. The England, well, yeah, I'm trying to erupt over England. Glasgow Tartons Stuttgart Stalions Dusseldorf Warriors

Oh yes My favorite team The Dusseldorf warriors Oh Roethbeck Ebeck What a friendly people

They are For North America You have the Las Vegas Rockers Utah 8th Great 8s All right I wouldn't know

with what that means. Arizona juggernauts, Cincinnati Slingers, and the newest team, the Pennsylvania Benjamins playing in the Santander Arena in Reading. There were two previously announced Canadian teens. Sorry, I was just reading. Yeah, there were two previous announced Canadian teams, but they even put on the whole due to the current travel issues,

emphasis on Wookie. Both conferences will minimize cross-conference to play until the playoffs, where two teams for each conference will spend eight days playing two teams from the other conference. The playoffs will face every team against each other in the States in a round robin tournament. Obviously, there's a big question marks concerning this whole endeavor. There is money involved somewhere as every arena has had their lease agreements paid for, and head coaches and personnel have had multiple months of salary paid up front.

But how are they expecting to travel to go, especially with the current American climate on the world stage, which is drunkenly. Drunkling. Drunkily. Drunkily. Drunkily, firing off strays in every direction. Last year's NASCAR race at Mexico took until the last second for visas and traveled to get set. And that had nearly a year of lead up for a single event, not a football league.

There is some I do like, though. The European American football market is ripe for the taking as the European Football League, the spiritual successor of the NFL Europe, is going through a split between teams and league. A brand new arena-style league is the possibility to capitalize the whole in that market. then there's the penbends but that's a story for another day Postman Wookiee out I want to go see a penbens game

the penbens yeah I want to see that do they have dollar bill uniforms I don't know but we gotta go see it oh have you been to the Santander Arena in Reading yeah once yeah what a beautiful location

it's actually not as bad as used to be there's some good restaurants for Reading yeah all right We got drinking food. Yeah. We got a couple of voicemails.

All right. First is Henry from Minnesota. We haven't heard from Henry in a minute. Hey, tell us Henry from Minneapolis. He, him. No silly intro today because, well, you know, the events. On top of that, my favorite pizza place closes in a few days.

So it's kind of been a stinker of a first month of the year. Although, admittedly, that is probably. the lesser of the two bad things, or two or more bad things that have been happening in this state. In an effort to make sure that nobody has to bleep a phone call, I'll just say that whatever Liam has been saying in this episode or past ones, I agree fully. Okay. Not even just about the events, just like in general, whatever takes he has, yeah, I agree.

Thank you. What can go wrong with me saying that? Anyway, only real e-sports adjacent thing to report is SNK put out a trailer for City of the wolves. You know the game where a Saudi Prince paid big money to put his favorite DJ and rapist in the game. Oh my God. Teasing the next set of DLC characters and guess what? 80% of it

is AI generated. And also weirdly that version of the trailer was only shown in the U.S., so I guess they figured out that we're all particularly stupid. That being said, pretty soon here I'll be shipping off to Chicago again with good old Amtrak for another year of the Frosty Faustings fighting game tournament

so I'll be sure to share tales from that. Especially about strange varieties of flavored popcorn I get. Oh, of course. Apologies for maybe a bit of a downer call in, but I wanted to make some form of appearance to say something or otherwise I would go crazy. Have a good day, and let's all go do some ice breaking.

Oh. Hmm. Hmm. Yeah. Thanks, Henry Cohn, and stay safe. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah, lion.

Yeah. But like I said at the beginning of the episode, the shit that's going on in the middle. Minnesota. I'm optimistic, like I said, just the resilience of residents of that state, not putting up with bullshit. A new world will be born from the ashes of the old. Yes, absolutely. All right. Wayne, who had left a DM also left the voicemails. Let's listen to Wayne. Hey, John, yeah, Liam. It's Wayne here, grown out GM. You told me the accent's not a strong in real life.

Yeah. going on right now. So the New York Mets, after losing the Kyle Tucker, to be mistakes yet again to the goddamn motherfuckett, Los Angeles Dodge, they decided to go and sign Bo Bouchette, beating that Boba Schett will probably be the number two slugger for the New York Mets after Monsono,

beating out the Philadelphia Phillies. How exactly that will pan out? Probably not well of fielding. It serves a badger's offers. Maybe pretty good. But it's not like the Mets have really signed that much. Many else. But anyway, the rumor I want to talk about today is that some random Facebook page has apparently

started a rumor stating that former Tom Hopsper standout, Deli Ali, could potentially be signing with Bohemian. for some fucking reason. Everyone is taking this with about a copious amount of salt that you would probably find in any slice of pork roll

while you're getting it for breakfast. Oh, I'm a pork roll now. Me too, actually. This guy is to plead L.A.A.A. A former Manchester Street, a former England International that has played for

Tottenham Hotspur and Everton. could potentially be playing for Bohemians, which is just, it's honestly the most bad shit insane thing that probably will happen in a League of Ireland, and that's recounting the post I said about a player for Dundalk being spoiled before he's introduced because some band in Dundalk found his Tinder account on his Tinder.

Oh yeah, I did see that. It's a league of Ireland. It's just like, none of this shit makes sense. You see a fight break out over nothing, and then you see bullshit like this. There's a reason why sometimes even the lower leagues of soccer is just insanely fun

because you can't make this shit up. Fuck the bows and fuck Shamrockrovers. Yeah, it was, Basically, yeah, the trade was late because he had it on this fucking Tinder. That's very funny. That's amazing. That's like any kind of unintentional, you know, like the tank manuals on the War Thunder forums or whatever. Thanks, thanks, Wayne.

Yeah, no, the accent wasn't a stronger person. I know, wait. Yeah, maybe it was just awed by my aura. I was so tired to that day. I was like, dude, I'm sorry. I'm normally like very like chatty and talkative and friendly. And I'm like, I went home that day and I fell asleep. I slept for 12 hours.

So, yeah, wasn't his fault though. All right. I think I was still jet light pretty bad too. All right. We got Kyle from Cleveland, aka Captain Cleveland. So let's listen. Hey, gang. This is Captain Cleveland.

I'll pronounce he, him. So in the last episode, you guys were talking about, a bizarre sitcom involving some dude who gets sent from a really good campus to, like, the most liberal arts, like, weirdest fucking college you think of. I got one for you. Okay. So, whatever the fucking lunghead is, wherever he's coming, wherever he's originally coming from. Iowa. He found out that his dad had for him was to have one son go to Notre Dame to fight in the Fighting Irish.

And so he does, but there's a problem. While he's doing the service, while he is going to the transfer portal, he hits her own button. Instead of going to the renowned college of Notre Dame, he instead goes to the College of Worcester. That's right, gentlemen. Instead of being a member of the Fighting Irish, he's a member of the College of Worcester fighting Scots. A space worse than death. College of Worcester's a real scold. in Ohio.

The College of Worcester, it's in the same system that Oberlin is. Yep. So basically, you can imagine Oberlin, but even more

douchey and pretentious. Well, it's Celtic enough for you. I think that's pretty much it. I think the one thing in the lab is that the College of Worcester fighting Scots,

they have a marching band that is like, it's like a full bagpipe marching band that wears kilts. So, if you are going to do it, call it off kills her.

I respect my check. in the middle. All right. Fair enough. Dude. Should we go get like full Highland dress? Yes.

And just like surprise our wives. They like, look at this. Look what we have. You want a dirk, don't you? Yeah. You want a knife in your fucking sock? I do. I need it.

A Claymore? You're just running around like, bring me the Williamites heads. Yeah, yeah, very normal. All right, that's our last voicemail. Let's give our shouts out to our North Catholic tier patrons. Patrick, Sean, Kat, Mike, Charlie, Kyle, Wayne, Sam, and Claire.

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