Ten Thousand Losses - Nonspecific Threats Against an Unnamed Person

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

Tom & Liam recap the election, get cocky about the birds, and beg the Phillies to sign a player who wasn't at J6. Sorry for the occasional crunchiness on Tom's mic.  Find out bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. The joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have assassinated John Cooney. And we're live, recording on a Friday night. Yeah, it's very romantic. It is.

You and me and Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie, it's very romantic. You and me and Charlie. Charlie. Charlie, my cats. Oh, speaking of Charlie, I probably should have said this off the air, but it doesn't matter. He's going to be at the game tomorrow, just by coincidence. That's cool. Yeah. Like Charlie.

Hi, Charlie. Charlie already would have seen us, I guess. Well, hello from the past, possibly the future. Possibly the future, yep. Yeah, we're recording. I think we last recorded before the election. We had to take a kind of like last week was sort of like a mental

health break. I severely just stopped following shit. I probably didn't post for like two days, I think. Oh, it like two days, I think. Oh, it sucked. It sucked. If you're listening to this...

Too far in the future, after January 20th, this will probably be illegal to listen to. Yeah. It's bad. First, they came for the sports podcasters, but I did not speak out because I was not a sports podcaster. Fuck you, right? So Ricky Sanchez.

Yeah. Yeah. The the fuck. Yeah. So Trump Trump won the election in the most bizarre. I mean, we were kind of saying we thought was going to happen, but I don't think it was going to happen that fucking bad. Holy shit. It was awful, dude shit it was awful dude it was

awful i mean it was they ran the same same campaign they ran in 2016 with the same results yep and you know i don't want to get like two in the weeds i know i know part of it is probably reticence of america to vote for a woman i know that's part of it yeah sure a lot of it is also this shit this is shitty campaign uh no progress like completely abandoning progressives which at least biden attempted to court um even though he like betrayed that um just just continuing to chase the mythical suburban moderate yeah well not just that but also like the the, the, like, we're going to pander to the right. Like 95% of Republicans voted for Donald Trump.

They don't give a shit. Yeah. They're going to, you might as well have just pivoted hard left and given a shit we could like be excited about. Like, yeah. The thing I don't understand is that she, she ran this campaign. They ran this campaign that was like, hey, like what? And obviously, like, we're not political experts.

We're just not as stupid as these people. Right. Would have been like, hey, like, give us a mandate for student loan relief. Give us the mandate for, you know, all the shit that you want. Give us the mandate for it and we will give it to you. Yeah. Yeah. And like, give us a mandate for it and we will give it to you yeah but yeah yeah and like give us a mandate we're gonna send the checks give us a mandate but um yeah no it was it was uh actually uh dick cheney's a good guy and misunderstood yeah that's a fucking war colonel they all belong in the hague yeah i i don't give a shit about liz cheney i don't give a shit about Liz Cheney. I don't give a shit about

Dick Cheney. Making Bernie have to sit in a fucking, like, go on a fucking fucking tour with him. Yeah. The absolute evil is just like the Gaza shit, for sure. Nauseating might be the right word.

There is a right word, but nauseating is close to how i'm feeling that's an appropriate action and i mean the the the playbook the playbook i i think i was listening to uh the citations needed podcast shout out to them they're pretty good and uh they're sort of like real quick analysis is that the democratic party is like the left, as far as you can call it, wing of the capitalist class. They have very good class solidarity and they would rather Trump win than have

to seed anything to anything left, anything that's going to make increase unionization, make things better for workers, make it so that you're not precarious because a precarious, not precarious because a social safety net means that workers have more leverage. Right. Yeah, absolutely. Where you can know that you can strike as an example. Yeah, no, absolutely. I mean, they don't meaningfully give a shit, right? That's the thing is that they just don't meaningfully give a shit, I guess is how I could- Yeah. They have enough money. They're consultant class. They have enough money. It doesn't matter. Right, exactly. you know they just don't meaningfully give a shit i guess it's how i would how i could yeah

they have enough money they're consultant class they have enough money it doesn't matter they can they can afford a flight somewhere to get an abortion they can they can they can like you know it's like elon musk's daughter saying she that she's going to leave the country well it's nice that you have the money to do that it's nice like i understand you want to leave but it's nice that you have the money to do that the the do you know it's it's it's nice. Like, I understand you want to leave, but it's nice that you have the money to do that. The, the, do you know,

it's, it's, it's not easy to just go to another country unless you have money and to pay the lawyers to be able to figure it out. Cause most countries are like, you can't just fucking show up and be like, yeah, Hey,

I'm going to live here now. They're like, well, and I'm not unsympathetic to his kid, but I'm also, no, no, not at all.

But, but like, yeah, I don't, I don't know what you want me to do about that you know what i mean like i'm not i that's not like i'm i'm much more worried about like my clients in a in a trump administration where as i said i i voted for kamala harris because i have no confidence that republicans will continue to fund the uh violence against women act or the right even the victims of crime act which like obviously has numerous problems but is also where we get a lot of our funding yeah and similarly stuff like that in my case like department education and idea you know that that's already IDEA has never been fully funded.

And they just, I, just to prognosticate a little bit, I do think that they're going to hit a wall where when you start taking things away from people that they've expected, that's going to not play well. Some of the picks for his cabinet are absolutely atrocious matt gates is a pedophile yeah and not not like i'm not even doing the afiba affiliate thing joke it's just guys just a fucking pedophile yeah he's a fucking creep we and we have the receipts for it yeah the the i i mean i don't know is the Senate going to say, get us another fucking guy? I mean, I don't know. There are plenty of fucking chuds. There are plenty of right-wingers that would be palatable to get that majority in the Senate. And I know the Senate isn't going to have a Republican majority, but there's a couple Republicans who might balk at that. I mean, there are

Republicans who don't like him. I don't know. I think that the cabinet picks are just going to be retread neocons and a few bizarro world loyalists. Yeah. Like, DOD is going to be a shit show. DOJ is going to be a shit show. I don't know what Elon Musk

is doing. I mean, obviously. No, I want you to be able to get this edit out quick so yeah yeah i there's a lot of stuff i'd like to say about that guy that i just can't say yeah well i personally hope that he has a great time a very nice and quick time no a nice and slow time really gets to relax yeah the it's just it's just atrocious you know i mean we're electing a guy who already broke like not that people care about those i mean i do because i'm a fucking weirdo but like you know trump broke his fucking oath you know he's a traitor he's a traitor like like um i was having a talk with mike and you i don't talk about religion too much but like co-religionists on our

little discord server and uh we were saying like actually ethically we're trumped to show up to like our houses in the winter we would ethically be bound by our tenants of our religion to like bar the door and leave him out there at a minimum yes oh like the uh judy it's a minion if you came into me if you get someone said that like stephen miller it was the morning of my father's yards and we did had nine of us and you offered to go sit in the corner i would say sorry we still don't have a minion yeah yeah yeah that's it's exactly right i um i i just i have nothing positive to say uh obviously there's a lot of uh anger at like the bro vote the the joe rogan fans uh there's a lot of anger at the harris campaign for doing a retread of 2016 which didn't work

and i think there's there's a reckoning we're gonna have to come to or in some cases already are coming to which is that you know people want donald trump to be president they like him they love him you know what he's a golden calf and it's sinful and shameful that you do like and vote for him but like it's i mean biden barely won and biden's pretty popular like people like donald trump your friend like not hopefully not our listeners but like your family likes donald trump your friends like donald trump like guys you went to college with like donald trump guys you grew up with like donald trump Hopefully not our listeners, but your family likes Donald Trump. Your friends like Donald Trump. Guys you went to college with like Donald Trump. Guys you grew up with like Donald Trump.

They don't give a shit. It's just not enough for them. To the best of your ability, it's your job to get as radical as possible and make sure all these people have a very nice time. I mean, yeah, there are people who voted for Trump that the core loyalists, but the thing that he offers that a lot of people in the center aren't realizing is that he offers like, well, this isn't working. The thing that is happening right now isn't working. You're saying the economy is nice, but shit's expensive. And Trump offers a break from that status quo, even though we already know how shitty he is as president. We already know. And there are people who are voting for him because at least he offers a break. I can understand that logic. I don't agree with it because I have deeper political thoughts than that, but a lot of people are like that.

And that's something that the Democrats are going to have to realize. The Democratic Party, because we're forced by first-pass opposed to have two fucking big parties. Right. They're going to have to either face the fact that they're going to become irrelevant, in which room for a third party to spring up that that is going to carry the torch of the progressive bernie sanders type of of flame forward into the future or they're just going to be irrelevant you know especially if trumpism brings on more more of these guys who are going to

appeal to working class people they're going to well, we're going to make things better. I understand that shit is bad for you. Right. Because barely anyone in the Democratic Party is saying that. Or if they do say that, they get fucking told not to. Right. They get pushed to the brink. It doesn't poll well with my fucking-

You're blowing out a little bit. Yeah. Sorry. It doesn't poll well with the Uber owners of the world. Yeah, well, exactly. I think that's it, right? It's like, as we said, we voted strategically. We do that.

I have said, I vomited in my mouth and I voted for her for specific reasons. I don't blame you for staying home. And I don't blame anyone really for staying home. No, I don't. Pulling the lever for Trump is not the same as staying home, no matter what fucking wine moms want you to think. No, it's not. You vote with your conscience. It's your right.

Exactly. And I don't owe you my vote. And I think that's an important thing to, like, even though we, like I said, we've both voted for her. We voted strategically. But you don't owe anyone a fucking vote. And that's

on the Democrats to earn a vote. Absolutely. Yeah. It's on the Democrats to rebuild the Great society programs hopefully both out the committee to reinvade vietnam this time yeah um but yeah i i'm not i i'm worried for my clients i'm worried for my friends i'm not especially sympathetic to um to stupidity no and you know if you're worried you know i and i understand and i'm a white guy i'm a straight white guy i understand this like a big one too which a big one are and i can pass i can pass

for a child very easily yeah me too um but you know we did survive four years of this before we'll survive four years of this again don't give in to the despair that's that's how they despair but also like a million people died yeah um like a lot of people talk talk to talk to like-minded people in your community start trying to form you know organizations like see if you can do it with a little less dysfunction than we did the first time yeah i'm not saying like you know you have to join an organization or anything like that but you know hey know, hey, the Bucks County boys, we got our guns out. We went and just made sure that everything was still functional, you know? So, you know, if you feel like you need to do that,

there are groups online you can reach out to to help you learn how to own a firearm safely and train you in that, right? Just personal self-defense. But community defense is important reach out to your neighbors and and see what you got to do um you know that's that's the root of leftist organizing and if i if i uh if if you let the whatever organization you're in if you do not tolerate the infighting this time around please do not right i don't give a shit if you're an anarchist or a communist just shut the fuck up and let's work.

All right? All right. So this is a sports podcast. Let's talk about sports. Hello. There's not much to talk about, but sure. I know. Hello.

Welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he, him, with who's my co-host, yay. I don't think I threatened rights to Ricky Sanchez the first time. My name is Death to Rights to ricky sanchez uh spike eskin i i'm coming for you buddy uh hi i'm liam uh my pronouns are he him and no guest announcements i um i will i want to apologize uh so for the november the october bonus the idea was that we would record a live stream. Do we not get it out?

No. And there's a reason why. Yes, explain it. The video that came out of OBS came out as a slideshow. I don't know why. Your audio sounds like you are a robot. There is so much distortion. Interesting.

I mentioned that. Yes. And I didn't think it was picking up on the recording, but it did. But it was. Okay. So I think next time we do it, we'll just record our audio separately and combine them. We'll try again. I'll have to figure out a way to get the video to record in a manner that... That doesn't suck ass.

Yeah, that doesn't suck ass. So I apologize. There's really no way for me to fix the auto it's i tried it's just unlistenable it would be an insult to put that up and say here's your fucking bonus right no shit leaves the shop yeah i'm not i love i love watching the cat i love watching the cat just slink along behind you he came up to my side and he did like a little like and then realized I wasn't paying attention to him and then slunk away. You got to feed him.

He was fed an hour ago. No, you got to stop recording and feed him. Well, when he comes back, I'll feed him. Send Elon to meet John C. Woods. Am I going to have to believe that?

No. I don't know who that is. Yeah, that's for the better. Leave it in there. Oh, okay. All right. I know who that is now. Yeah.

Just to meet him. Just to meet him. Just to meet him. We're not implying anything. This is not an actionable threat against a named person. Not doing that. So no guess. I guess an announcement we can make, though,

is I was on WTYP. You were. You were pretty good. Thank you. And we did an episode on why Hasan Reddick should get the Heisman. Yeah, we definitely did that. Retroactively. Yeah, go listen to that.

It's three hours long. Three hours and six minutes, I think. Yeah, and it's a November boat episode that's not about the November boat. Sorry. But it's about two boats, so it's like even better. Two boats at once.

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All right. So we're recording this on the 15th of November. And we had Thursday night football. And we won. And we won. We won. The Eagles won. I really think that teams should only be able to play Thursday night football

after a bye. Yeah, I completely agree. I really don't like the idea of them playing so the games do that close. But, yeah, the Eagles won. I completely agree. Of them playing so the games did that close. The Eagles won. I fell asleep thinking that we were going to lose. I watched the whole fucking game. I have

some grievances, obviously, which I don't understand. The like, sleep, sleep, sleep. Oh, fuck, right. We're a football team that is paid to do this. Now, I don't know if that's the coaching.

I don't know if that's the play calling. I don't know if that's just like Jalen Hurts takes mini naps. Maybe he has narcolepsy. I don't know. Takes a coffee nap. Yeah. Nappuccino. yeah um i am very confused by that um but i uh yeah i mean the dub's a dub important for the control of the division uh i do think that having saquon barkley being able to just bulldoze guys

when they're when they can't get off the field is a huge ace to have up your sleeve? I mean, he's so insanely talented. It's insane. He's so good. I mean, I do think it's worth noting that the Eagles did not pass their way into the end zone. Jalen Hurts missed a wide open throw to A.J. Brown. I mean, wide open throw to aj brown i mean wide open and that you know the game broke our way in ways that like aren't always going to be replicated like and uh

grant kalska kalsaterra kalkaterra recovering at dallas goddard a stupid fumble yes a a a idiotic way to hold on to the ball. You know better than that. Like that sort of frustration, the offense managed to paper over Jake Elliott suddenly being horrible at kicking. What is going on? He missed what?

Three? Yeah, he missed two field goals in the extra point. Oh, man. But, you know, maybe he just has the yips. He's never missed five field goals in a season. He's already missed five. That face he makes when he misses, though, is... He looks like...

He makes a face I make when I poop my pants. Yeah, he looks like he's swallowing glass. That face he makes, man. And, like, I know, it does suck. It does suck. And he's been a very reliable kicker for us. Right, of course. But it is funny to a point.

Well, you know um is uh is maddox trujillo a senior is what yeah i know i think he's a sophomore see oh i just spelled his name so horribly wrong uh he's a graduate student oh he's from flowery branch georgia howie I know you listen to this fucking podcast, you goddamn bastard. Maddox Trujillo, he's already kicked the longest field goal ever at blank. You know.

You know. Yeah, 64 yards, man. Do whatever you can to get this young man. This silly looking boy. Yeah. Just get him on the fucking birds dude i like the one bright spot we have is our kicker he's like the top rated on the roster on fucking uh in cfb 25 yeah he's got gold mega leg it's it's like uh it's so funny when you realize that like lane jaws is statistically

the best eagle yeah oh my god yeah that the offensive line has seemed very leaky in pass protection. I feel like no one gets open and Hurts is just sitting back there. I do want to say Hurts is also holding onto the ball for way too fucking long. Way too long. Way too long. I don't know if that's play calling. I assume that that is play calling.

Yeah. But I just, Jalen, you gotta throw it out of bounds not everything like he he's made throws it reminds me of last year when they were sort of in the in the death spiral where he was just like fucking aj down there somewhere and it's like yeah but that's pick after pick after pick after pick like you gotta be not conservative with the football but you know i i appreciate the trust you have in your guys but maybe a little less i mean and and it's time it's times where the the line does hold like it's crazy it's the opposite of what we were saying last year which

was like his his propensity to like tuck and run yeah just roll right roll right roll right right he doesn't really do that anymore now we sort of have the opposite problem yeah just i have noticed in jalen a tendency to overcorrect and i've noticed in sirianni a tendency to overcorrect and i think that like sirianni if he gets like there was criticism of him for not going for the field goal and losing a game because he didn't go for the field goal and then he's like oh we're gonna get really conservative well I don't know man I I don't know the answer to that I don't know that there is an answer to that I certainly don't have it if there is one uh I think what I'm saying is that uh having having new coordinators like jaylen's also on

his like third set of court like they're on their third coordinators in like five years yeah that's really fucking hard yeah they need some consistency they need some consistency like it's like andy like andy reed doesn't leave like and i just you know i've been really frustrated in eagles media by the propensity to blame jalen for mistakes that aren't his right he does make mistakes he's he's still he's not in his prime yet prime jalen is going to be fucking horrifying and and i think al michael said something that is kind of true that that he is a streaky quarterback. He will have a couple series that suck, and then he'll fucking just switch.

Turn it on. And he looks like the second coming of Mike Vick. Something like that, where you're just unstoppable either way. And the, yeah, it it's i'd love i'd obviously i'd love for him to be like yeah activate that prime mode and just never never never go right he i i think what it is is like i'm willing to live like this sort of live by the gun diamond like what people call hero ball is like like okay uh let me let me sort of articulate my thoughts yeah i really like lamar jackson as an example i think that the kid is he's magic uh watching him play is he's very special

and josh allen and i think one of the weird things, like football fans, especially in all four of the majors, have maybe the shortest memories where like there was always like Brent Favre, regardless of who he is as a human being. I'm not factoring this. I'm not factoring that in at all. Brent Favre should also meet John C. Woods.

But just meet him. Yeah, just meet him. that's not an actionable threat against named persons uh i do think that like brett farve uh was a gunslinger and you were sort of willing to live with that the detmer index if you will yeah and like jalen is not a gunslinger i mean he he is he will make risky throws right but if the i i'm willing to live with that because uh to me if the worst thing you did was like trust aj brown a little too much right there's worse faults yeah there's worse faults to have like you know i mean lamar jackson plays what people call hero ball i don't think it's here at all i think it's live by the gun

die by the gun but i'm like for me like if i'm a ravens fan i'm willing to take that like you know i'm willing to i'm willing to ride with lamar jackson just because it's like i wouldn't be in position to win these games a lot of the time if it weren't for lamar jackson like doing lamar jackson shit right right yeah he's like this like game changing magic presence i i i like obviously i have a soft spot for the baltimore ravens uh i have a soft spot for lamar i think the kid's fucking magic yeah it's always fun when he's playing it's always fun to watch he's always fun to watch. He's always fun to watch. Exactly. I believe in my... Okay. I have some shit to talk real quick.

Yeah. The Dallas Cowboys. We didn't talk about that game. No, we didn't. We didn't talk about that game. We should talk about that game. Dude, that was a massacre. Oh, yeah. We ran that shit up on them.

Yeah. Which is what you should do. Good teams destroy bad teams. Especially divisional rivals. Especially the fucking Cowboys. Right. Especially when they're at home. And the sun is bad.

I don't know what to say about that. You don't know where the sun's going to be or some shit like that. Where's the moon? What the fuck are you talking about, Jerry? You fucking idiot. What's going moon? What the fuck are you talking about, Jerry? What the fuck is going on? Jesus. I'm seeing

the Cowboys are going to hire Deion Sanders, which, God, I hope so, because I've never wanted to root against a human being more. Oh, it'll make Colorado normal. The kids at Colorado deserve better. We don't give a shit about the Cow make Colorado. The kids at Colorado deserve better. We don't give a shit about the Cowboys and the kids of Colorado deserve

better. Yeah. Uh, I will say like, dude, it was an absolute fucking dismantling. And, and the,

the, I'm looking at total yards. They had 146 total yards to our 348. This is what really stands out to me for the Eagles defense. 2.6 yards per play allowed to the Cowboys. We doubled that plus. I don't want to get cocky. Anything can happen.

It's a long season. It's a grueling season. Football will kill you. I'm starting to feel pretty fucking cocky. Yeah. Cocky mode is activated. Yeah. Not distraught. No. season football will kill you i'm starting to feel pretty fucking cocky yeah cocky modes activated yeah not distraught no we're yeah we only have cockier distraught it's only two i will say the eagles did allow five sacks to the cowboys and that like that o-line but they've now got jordan mylotta back like yeah um the o-line needs to be quicker yeah i mean they're starting to struggle i noticed with

the way they pick up blitz packages like inside rushes seem to be getting yeah like bolt like and and to be fair like if someone like uh Michael Parsons, really fucking good at football. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. He also wants to be an eagle. So goddamn bad. But I do think like I noticed they're just like they're not like like what I would not simple stuff necessarily because nothing in pro football is simple. Yeah.

But like you were saying inside rushes, what like they're not they're just not picking those up. Yeah. They're not picking up the rush at all yeah it's that's it's like i mean maybe chalk it up to like it's a new composition of the line and you get a new new center but you know that's it's that is a concern i mean it's you know when it's when it's like not a rush situation they are holding their own right but you know as we mentioned with that like the pocket but it does it does seem leaky they are getting their hurts you don't want your quarterback getting like hit that much it's uh yeah hopefully they sure that up you know as like

this gels right i think i. I think things will improve. I mean, let's see. We got Rams next week. Yep. The 24th. Rams, they're all dead. Yeah, they're all dead. A very talented team.

They're just all dead. Everyone on that team is hurt. Yeah, go ahead. No, then we get to play the Ravens. That's going to be tough. We play the Steelers. That's tough. I mean, no matter what their record is, I will say, obviously, like, hang on.

I'm just pulling the schedule up for the Eagles specifically because I want to see it the same thing you're looking at. And then ESPN is going to, like, piss in my mouth. Rams, Ravens, Panthers,thers which is i hate to say this mirrors makes no difference a buy game yeah that's that's yeah we're we're playing uh fcs yeah uh fcs mid midwest i will say baltimore is a really hard place to play you like we have the steelers at home but like there are these there's no i don't know how to say it there are there are games where i'm looking at where i'm like yeah we should win those and there are games where i'm like yeah like if we don't win those like i'll jump off a building i mean we're looking at if we lose like the ravens of steelers games

like we're still 13 and four yeah-4 at the end of the season. It's still a good season. I mean, the Cowboys are in free fall. The Giants aren't a real football team. No. I will say, I think it's incredibly funny that we had to run through the

AFC North this year. Yeah. But we... What kind of pisses me off is like we beat the bengals by 20 we beat the giants by 25 we barely beat the jags we blow apart the cowboys and then we like i mean against the commanders if you factor in i hate to do this like if you factor in the field goals jake elliott should have had the points he should quote should have had yeah left on the table it it's 33-18, which makes me feel a lot better.

But you are what your record says you are. You are what the score says you are. And the Commodores are not a bad team. They're good this year. They're not. But I will say that the defense, and we've shat on Vic Fangio a lot, the defense really looked good last night.

He's a dual-threat quarterback. He had 18 rushing yards yeah no they really bottled them they bothered him jalen carter is looking like the guy you took that high yeah even if he did kill a guy which he did yeah hopefully the only guys he kills now are uh carson wentz yeah oh um i i do that that. Like Baltimore is a tough place to play. Yeah. There are brothers. There are brothers in the Mid-Atlantic accents.

Yeah. Uh, the Steelers, like no matter, even if the Steelers are Owen 15, you cannot count out a Mike, Mike Tomlin coach team. Yeah.

They find ways to win that are confusing and infuriating. And I, I gotta, I gotta love the, the, the Pennsylvania cup, whatever you want to call it. It doesn't happen very often

anymore. It's a shame. Yeah, I will never count out of Mike Tomlin coach team. The dude is a genius. I don't think he's necessarily the best coach in the NFL. He's A, top five in the NFL, but B, he

is, as near as it makes no difference, a genius. He's A, top five in the NFL, but B, he is, as Nios makes a difference, a genius. He finds ways to win with a roster that's pretty good, but using 95 year old Russell Wilson and winning six in a row feels like I couldn't do that. Yeah, and I think

we talked about him being one of the coaches that would absolutely wreck somebody in a fight. Yeah, he played football with William and Mary, I think. I just googled Mike Tomlin and the first picture where he's like staring at the camera is

genuinely pretty intimidating. Yeah, and then the next Mike Tomlin, this is Mike Tomlin's wife, Mike Tomlin's daughter. Come on, people. Be normal. Be normal. Alright. I might have clicked. You are

a bad person. She goes to Georgia. Good for her. Let's go dogs. Alright. That's all I'll say. Okay. Alright. Yeah, so birds, we're good. We're optimistic uh i don't know if we didn't i we didn't talk about jc kelsey saying bad word no we didn't uh someone penn state at the penn

state tailgate college game day was at penn state and also on the f slur after being provoked i will say but now he called he said how's it how's it feel knowing your brother is a f slur for dating taylor swift which is like fellas it's a gate at date taylor swift um most one of the most beautiful women and also richest women on the planet no it's no it's not yeah i mean so that like why would you pick a fight with you like i i have thoughts once i'm just texting friend back but yeah like like you're gonna talk shit about like i think i said this online when it happened but like he's he grew up outside cleveland he went to cincinnati he's he's spent the last like what 14 years in fucking philly right like he's gonna fucking say shit back to you dude he's also

he's six three and 295 and he's he's huge he's huge and he's strong as shit and he's and he's only a year retired like yeah you know consequences i i that's sort of like that's my thing it's like he's he's i mean he's built like a brick shithouse i i will say i don't like that he said the word jason kelsey i he so so we should oh he shouldn't he shouldn't have said that back he shouldn't I will say, I don't like that he said the word Jason Kelsey. So we should- Oh, he shouldn't have said that back. He shouldn't have said, who's the F-slur now, right? He shouldn't have said that. No, he shouldn't.

What he should have done, so a kid gets in his face, Jason Kelsey's face, and said, how does it feel that your brother's the F-slur for dating Taylor Swift, which is an insane thing to say. Jason Kelsey grabs his phone, the student's phone's phone Smashes it on the ground Which is perfectly within his right to do That's not a threat Listen man We are both from the school of

Everyone has a plan so they get punched in the face Talk shit get hit And What he should have done Was sort of been like alright man I'm not sorry Have a good day get the fuck out just get the fuck out of here jason kelsey kind of turns around and says how

does it feel to be like who's who's the f slur now and what really bothered me that about that was that the worst thing jason kelsey could think of was someone being gay yeah i mean that really bugged me i i understand the heat of the moment i you and i have both said incredibly stupid things we shouldn't have said but uh and i don't think i don't think kelsey's actually like no i don't think he's homophobic i don't think that that's a conscious thing he that crosses his mind i'm just i'm frustrated that he found it within his wheelhouse to say it uh i do think that uh that kid deserved much worse than simply having his phone broken yeah if you call someone that i love that is literally my brother uh A slur like that, whether it be the F slur, whether in my case would be the K slur. God forbid the Edward.

You are getting punched in the mouth. Yeah. And Kelsey showed restraint in the fact that because if he punched that kid, he could have killed him. Right. It's that big. Right. Exactly. And I got in an argument because I said that fighting words were absolutely a thing.

And someone got mad at me when they were like, I'm a lawyer, and that's not a legal concept. You've misused it. And I asked for their law license number, and they blocked me. Yeah, that is a fucking legal concept. Well, it is. But also, they were like, that's never happened. And before they blocked me,

I was going to link to the fact that there was a FedEx driver who was not charged after link to the fact that there was a fedex driver who was not charged after a he someone called the fedex driver like a customer fedex customer the n word like over and over yeah and the fedex driver punched him in the face and killed him jesus and he was not charged because that that's those are fighting words yeah um i i have no sympathy for the Penn State student. I think if anything, it proves that we should burn Penn State to the ground and liquefy it. Agreed. Yeah, it should be.

And the assets given over to Temple. Right, exactly. Yes. Temple Empire. The Tempire. I like that. Yeah. It sucks. You shouldn't have said that no don't you apologize you know yeah

but also like you you have to know better than that you're 37 years old yeah you can't you can't you can't be you can't be talking like that and and and like i like we just said like if you had smashed the phone and punched the kid in the face, you would have gotten fired. But I would have defended you. This is just whatever, man. It sucks. Don't fucking do it again. But he wasn't wrong to break the phone and he wasn't wrong to

get in the kid's face. Actions have consequences. I totally understand that. Me too. I mean, I know there's people out there that's like, oh, you should have used restraint. That is restraint. That is restraint. That is restraint. Yeah. I have personally gotten in trouble growing up because defending my brother.

So, you know, I completely understand that impulse. Don't talk shit about my family. I mean, that was basically like every fight I got into as a kid, man. That was what set me off. Did you say anything about my family? You make fun of me all you want, but you start talking about my family. Yeah. I still remember punching a kid in the head.

I still actually could feel my fit. Because that one was like a fourth or fifth grade. And I remember going like this against the top of the kid's head. Yeah, don't do it. But speaking of the Temple Empire, we got the Temple House suck. They're 2-7 now. They're not going to go to the bowl.

A bowl game they lost to Tulane in probably the worst football game I've ever watched. Yeah, blown apart. I watched the whole thing. Napoleon blown apart. You like that one? Yeah, I like that. Napoleon blow him out. Yeah, we died. Temple football, there was no bright spots that game. I mean mean you're

throwing evan simon against that you know two two lanes a good team and yeah it's it's it's it's just they it's just three and out three and out three and out three and out three and out right they scored one touchdown that's it right. Right. You know, so. That fucking sucked. And we're going to go watch them play FAU. They're going to lose two. Well, they're also two and seven. Who's to say?

It's going to be a mid-off. It is going to be a mid-off. But at least the Temple Owls men's basketball team is 3-0. Hooray! Play Boston College tonight, right? Yep. So we're at like 41. Just to go through, the Sixers also suck ass. They're, what, 2-9 now?

2-8, 2-9? Yeah. 2-8, I think. Ooh. Yeah. Ooh. Not the start we were expecting. No.

Yeah. Joel Embiid was suspended. They suck and are terrible. Yeah. Joel Embiid was suspended. They suck and are terrible. Paul George's butthole. They're awful at everything. Yeah. I don't think we talked about it, but Embiid was justified also in shoving Marcus Hayes. Yes, he was.

Marcus Hayes talked shit about his brother. Yep. Don't talk shit about my dead brother and I won't shove you. Joel Embiid would have been right to punch Marcus Hayes right in his dumb fucking face. And Marcus Hayes is a fucking hack. We've talked about him before. We've talked about him. Yeah, exactly.

He's garbage. It's his Philly Sports Media gas fly bullshit. Yeah, exactly. You want to be Howard asking so fucking bad, get out of here. Yeah. All right. You typed the next two. Yeah.

So the Flyers suck. They're garbage. The Bruins are also garbage. The Phillies aren't getting one Soto. That's all I got. The Bruins are 8-8-2. The Flyers are 7-8-2. Although the Flyers started out much worse.

They seem to finally start to win. They've gotten some fun. There's some bright spots for the Flyers. There are no bright spots for the Broads right now. And yeah, the Phillies are not getting one soda, like you said. No, it's not happening. If it does happen, that'd be nice. What we'll probably do is get some more guys who were at January 6th.

Oh, yeah. 200 Republicans at Kyle Schwarber. They're talking about like Alex Bregman. Can we stop signing honkies to this team? Please. Can we get someone who's got a little... I don't know. His skin tone's

not mine. Please. This is the white wide receiver error all over again. It's like all we're getting is Julian Edelman's. Right. Please. Please.

Juan Soto would be nice, but it's not happening. And we're not getting that what's-his-name guy from Japan either. Oh, yeah. I know who you're talking about, but I can't remember his name. I type his name in the first article as, the Phillies are already out of the running for Roki Sasaki. Brutal.

No shock. No shock. You want to go into some DMs? Yeah, go for it. We got one from Kyle from Cleveland. This was a text message. Yay, Liam. Top of the morning to Tom. This is Kyle from Cleveland.

Pronounce him. Stop it. I'm texting you only because we're not up right now, dude. Believe me, that's... Believe me, that's the better... That's... Fuck. For the better of all of us. First off, I want to give some shouts out.

So Kyle is a fan of the shouts out, not shout outs. First, to our comrade from Ohio, the lovely Irish-American lady who calls in from the hellscape that is Columbus solidarity to you. Second, to the Minnesota Vikings from Ohio, the lovely Irish-American lady who calls in from the hellscape that is Columbus, solidarity to you. Second, to the Minnesota Vikings for somehow getting this evidence to, I know, go birds. I say hearty respect for the Lions for making this division competitive.

Someone has to. Third, the Minnesota Wild. How the fuck do you say this name, Liam? Hang on. Kirill? Kirill Kaprasov. Kaprasov. Okay, not that bad.

Kirill Kaprasov. Obviously, it's doing, not that bad. Kirill Kaprasov. Obviously, it's doing to the wild what Justin Jefferson is doing for the Vikings, and I just love that. God bless. The Cleveland Monsters. The formerly the Lake Monsters. I think they're the AHL team. Yes.

They are still doing better than the Blue Jackets. It's almost as if the two teams need to be swapped. Pro-rel. we support pro-rel in all American major sports. P.S., I will be at the Fillmore for the WTYP Live show, and I'll be bringing some beer, so let me know what you all want. I'll provide you with the finest beer from Cleveland.

Thank you. Now for the grievances. Buck, and there's a list. I like that. Thank you. Alabama. The Washington Slurs pass and present.

The Yankees. John Donald Bowman. That's right. I'm dead. Jamie J. Vance. Fuck them. Kyle from Cleveland.

You bring whatever beer you think we'll like. That's funny. That's funny. I like the grievances. Yeah. All right. Let me go. Hello, it's me, Rebecca,

reporting to you live in Trump Part 2. Do-ba-do-ba-do. Sure. People around here have been bummed out but to report some good news. My local town rejected a tax bill

that would have shoveled more money to the cops. That's nice. I hope things are doing okay in Philadelphia. A city I hold near and dear to my heart. Peace and long life and junk. Y'all stay strong and body and mind. Fuck the Dodgers. Fuck

William Byron. The fucking Yankees. Fuck what I say. Oh yeah. Dodgers W-Yay because it's misspelled. Okay, bye. I'm assuming you mean Dodgers and not that you're in favor of the Department of Government Affairs. Don't fucking talk to me about that, dude.

Alright, so this one was from I don't have a name, but it was from Patrick. You have to click the link. I did. I mean, we knew that. Hey, Tom, yay Liam, what the fuck is this? And it's a link. Plumstead Christian School, Nick Foles, Founders Forum.

How much are the tickets? I don't know. I actually... Hold up. This webpage is slow. Jesus. Oh, yeah. Come on, you fuckers.

Tell me how much the tickets are, you Nazis. Get tickets. Get tickets. I like that we're clicking it together. $40 to $70. Suck my fucking dick. I can meet Nick Foles. In Plumsteadville.

Yeah, I'm not going to Plumsteadville. I'd rather claw my eyes. Chalfont, Pennsylvania. Oh, the Christian School is in Plumsteadville. It is in Plumsteadville. Yeah, nah, dude. Get rid of that 215 number. You don't deserve that.

The Plumsteadville Inn is pretty nice, though. I'm sure it is. That's not the point. I'm not going up there. Buck Penn State hailed a pitch shocked Dr. Jets. Foles is a devout Christian.

It's illustrated by Twitter by who reads believer in Jesus Christ father, son, brother. Yes, we know. We know he is. We know he went he got seminary from Liberty.

Yep, we know it. Yeah, we know. Nick Foles is a mega Christian. You know what? We're forgiven for that. He also won us a Super Bowl. So it's a Super Bowl. What are we going it. Nick Foles is a mega Christian. You know what? We're forgiving him for that. He also won us a Super Bowl. What are we going to do? He doesn't seem like a bad guy.

He hasn't said anything. I'm sure he believes all the bad shit. He's smart enough to keep it to himself. He knows what city he played in. I still respect the man for what he did on the field and also his 8-inch turbo. Yeah, I agree laying down the pipe for Christ

thank you thank you you didn't need that one last one is from calls for alarm on discord howdy Tom yay Liam I like howdy, Tom. I like that.

I'm sure you do. Howdy. You got a little hat there, fellow cowboy. Just wanted to write in and say that Pennsylvania had two chances to make this election better from a blue. Yeah, we know. Fuck Penn State. Fuck the Yankees.

Go birds. Awesome. Yeah. And also us. We deserve it. Yeah. And it sucks. us. We deserve it. Yeah. And it sucks.

It does suck. We're not lying. We talked about it at the top. So we have a voicemail from Corinne, but not that one. Not my wife. Not your wife. That would be funny. She doesn't listen to this. My wife doesn't listen to this either. Alright, let's listen to other Corinne.

First time, long time, I believe. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. It's Corinne from West Philly. Pronouns she, her. Long time Patreon supporter. First time caller. And I just want to say that the whole Jason Kelsey F word drama, I saw him apologize.

And while I can't speak for all gay people, I just want to say he has the past or at least a one-time reprieve. That's for me, a gay trans woman in Philadelphia. Once again, I don't speak for all gay people, but Jason has the past. All right.

Love you both. Go birds. Go birds. Go birds. Yeah. We're both straight white men. We absolutely 100 years can't say that shit. You knock yourself out. We can't do that.

They actually execute us if we try. Yeah, I have... You know... You will encounter the white people who are like, why can't I say that word? You fucking know why, alright? You know better than that. Shut the fuck up. You don can't i say that word you fucking know why all right you know better than that shut the fuck up you don't need to say it it's it's not it's not that deep and that's how i feel about it's just not that deep like yeah and and and that's that's one that i

mean that was a slur even growing up it's not like because we've talked about how like we've had to excise gay from our vocabulary in that sense. Growing up, you grew up with that and you hit maturity and you stopped. But I remember actually getting arguments with family. I'm like 17, 18. I'm like, we should probably stop calling stuff gay. Yeah, me too. I had that argument as a teenager.

Yeah. And I still have some family. I have one family member who still says this. Dude, you're like 40. It's 2024, man.'re like 40 2024 you're 40 and you're still saying gay that way like you you just sound like a moron the fuck oh yeah you sound like a moron like you really sound like an idiot you sound so god dude you just sound so fucking stupid with that shit i hate that i hate the like the the like renaissance of the r slur too like come on dude what what what fucking year is it like shut up like can't i remember one time

i actually took a student aside and explained why like you shouldn't yeah you know yeah man you're making fun of someone for something they can't help make make fun of them for things they can't control like being a fucking like shithead conservative right exactly that's exactly that's what we make fun of fun fun of people for right or unless they're ben shapiro then we make fun of them for being small just because he's so teeny tiny so you know he's so teeny tiny he's just your mad actually i'm if you actually measure the average height of a human around the world, I am perfectly within average. Why are you talking like data from Star Trek, man? It's like Zuckerberg, right?

There's this very specific, as a Jewish person, there's this very specific genre of Jew where you're just like, man, would you shut the fuck up? Stop it. Like, go back to shul. Leave me alone. I hate Shapiro, too, because I'm just like, do you not get that, like, at the first fucking opportunity, Nick, whatever you say his last name, had Funtas?

I don't fucking know. I don't pay attention to him. He's going to liquefy you in the camps, man. Yeah. Ben, you and i are gonna be side by side in those bunks oh he's gonna be a he would be a fucking capo in a second oh yeah yeah uh you can't use that word tom only i can use that word oh wow is that how that works i i i feel like capo is one you don't get to have as as a gentile i was just more like describing. Do you think you get capo?

Well, I was using it as a slur. Because I wasn't saying he is one. I'm saying he would become one if they had said system in the camps. Yeah. So I was using it as a historical reference. I didn't know that that was a woman that had a controversial usage, though. I am very hesitant when the when the gentiles uh use use the word because it's sort of and i'm not like it's not like something where it's like it's like a slur

necessarily it's just like to me it signifies that you're part of a group like more so than you are i guess like if you called someone a cap, I would be like, yeah, all right. Like that's whatever. It's an insult. I guess it's,

it's just like for me. And it's not like a Hebrew, it's German, uh, but possibly from the Italian, but like, it's like, if I call,

if I call someone a cat, like that's the worst thing I can say. Right. And I, I don't know why it annoys me. I think in the same way, like being, Oh oh they're a jew and like where there's just you're always kind of looking at them like

i i kind of see what you're saying you're saying like if i was to use that against a jewish person it's almost like i'm like i'm almost like appropriating jewishness in a sense yes yes yes you're i see what you're saying yeah you're appropri're appropriating that. Like, that's my slur. That's not your slur. That's not for me to call a Jew. Right, right. I got you. I see what you're saying. It's like when people do this insane shit where they're like, oh, they're not really Jewish. Yes, they are.

Like, I understand that Judaism is a little different. And like, not like just because you call yourself Jewish doesn't mean that you are Jewish. Like, we have rules for this. But I got in trouble on Twitter once because I think I called Ben Shapiro a capo. I think I just said silence capo. And someone was like, you can't use that word. I'm like, oh, can't I? I am Jewish. I will pull down my pants and show it to you

i mean i mean if that's the proof i know yeah no i had a barbica i'm jewish uh i mean if all i need is to flash that well you know i am an american man in his 30s so i always thought it was funny that uh the the jewish council was called the yudin rot i was like yeah that's a gift for collaborating um there's a lot of weird german words that cognates yeah i hate germans um that's not how you pull the bf i that guy uh uh we'll talk about that saturday oh excellent great i love i mean i don't have any more shit to talk uh i just uh yeah that guy can listen i was at his wedding and he can pound sand well in germany we've actually pound the strand the sand on the stand in a different way

yeah so i don't give a shit about this uh you're lucky i haven't punched you in the mouth all right i i mean that's my least favorite genre of europeans it's like all right dude i'm american i get it i'm not one of those americans can you knock it off like just just just quit it like i'm like like you're making me defend my fucking country with your fucking attitude i don't want to have to do that please don't put me in that position i don't want to have being a shithead i don't want to probably agree on more right I don't want to happen. Because you're being a shithead. We probably agree on more. I don't want to have to defend the United States, please. Alright. We got one more voicemail we got for Charlie.

Hey, guys. Charlie from Rossborough. Big news, though. There's been some major union news that I didn't even bring up until it was a possibility after writing a very long tome in the messages.

Union has parted ways with head coach Jim Curtin after 10 seasons. It feels like probably one of us got a go situation with either him and Ernst Tanner see the union going outside of the organization, considering that when Jimbo was already in the organization as the academy's coach, when they fired Hatsworth, the previous union manager. Most likely Marion LeBlanc, the head coach of the union, too, who's in the MLS Next Pro Final against North Dallas,

probably will be the next manager, whether they would try to move him up before any other teams take a serious look at him for their managerial spot. But the Union don't want to get anybody else too outside of the box that don't fit the system. It's going to be weird if they did, but it's not very likely, especially now that Bruce Arena is going to San Jose. Triple G is at Chicago. I don't think they're going to get a big name.

I don't think there's too many big names available in terms of a manager that would be willing to do what Ernst Tanner wants to do with their system. So, this year, the weeks that don't end continue happening. Later, fellas. Sorry, Charlie. That's frustrating. At least the union stopped asking.

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