Ten Thousand Losses - Nuts!

Episode Date: November 26, 2024

The bhoys are bhack to talk about Palumboism, praying for the death of their enemies, recap seeing the Temple win over FAU and Stan Drayton's firing. Again, sorry for the crunchiness on Tom's mic - a new one is on the way.  Find out bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Follow us on Bluesky: Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/liamfromwtyp.bsky.social  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. The joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have assassinated John Cooney. Live. Yep. Yeah.

Tell them about your sightseeing in Flight Simulator. Oh, Microsoft Flight Simulator. Oh, Microsoft Flight Simulator I love is like, you know, I've been playing it a lot since it came out. The first day it didn't really work because, you know, Microsoft, what do they know about scalable server infrastructure? Great question. Yeah.

They apparently did not anticipate a lot of people would like to play. I mean, Flight Simulator is pretty popular. don't whatever i mean it doesn't matter uh so getting asked after achieving my private pilot's license yeah that's right i'm virtually certified um i was asked to take a ai voiced mom and daughter to percocet have Have you been to Percocet? Yes. Yeah? Oh, you have? I have. Oh, wow. Did you get out as soon as you could?

I went to a brewery there with a friend of the show, Matt. Oh, did you go to Freewell? No, I went to another one. What's the mushroom brewery? Mystic Ways. Pretty good. I'm unfamiliar with Mystic Ways. Mystic Ways. I'm unfamiliar with Mystic Ways. Mystic Ways is pretty good.

Yeah. Percocet, the downtown borough itself, downtown is being very generous. Generous. Yeah, I'm Swedish or Icelandic now. It's a pretty downtown area, but it's just like the AI dialogue was like,

wow, I could see where we grew up and it's so pretty. It was really weird. Yeah, this makes sense if we're flying over fucking like Cape Bay or somewhere worth flying. I did a circle over Percocet. That was my first one. I mean, it is fun. I am playing the shit out of it. I love planes and plane-related things.

But yeah, I'm a sleepy boy today. My brain's not at peak condition. And we do, though, have breaking news. You want to tell them? Breaking news. Tell the people what it is, Tom. So this is just what I saw on Twitter. Two ambulances and several vans that appeared full of Secret Service have left Mar-a-Lago in the last few minutes.

What did you see? Same thing. Same thing. So, calm down people. Per a transition source and at Secret Service, the ambulances were part of Vice President-elect's at J.D. Vance's motorcade. Mm-hmm. Okay. J.D. eating shit first, like him dying before

Trump would be very funny. That would be very funny. That would be very funny. We were talking about who we would want to die most. Obviously, natural causes or ingestion of some sort of poisoned hamburger. Like, you know, Trump dying know trump dying jd vance dying

or elon dying i'm i i think we have reached the consensus elon would probably be the best one to die yeah i we're not going to release this tonight huh oh well we're not we're this is like we're merely speculating right yeah we're speculating if this was happening well i'm not saying yeah no one should no we're not saying any shit like that and poison hamburgers i mean that's from reasonable mcdonald's mcdonald's e coli operate you're right you're right you're right yeah yeah i mean he loves his hamburgers who i mean who amongst us does not love their hair i mean yeah the the but yeah which one would be funniest, you know, from a comedic perspective to die first? Obviously, naturally. Yeah.

Elon. Elon would be. My man has got Palumbo-ism. I don't know what. So Dave Palumbo. Let me pull up a picture for you. Listeners, you can. Imagine this in your brain.

Yeah. So Dave Palumbo is a former bodybuilder. I'm going to drop this. Oh, I think I know who you're talking about. Who really pioneered or was the first prominent guy to take hgh right in excessive numbers and the thing about hgh compared to steroids was where steroids grow your muscle right hgh grows your body and your organs and what's one of your organs your Your stomach. Oh, steroid gut. Yeah.

So it's HGH belly. It's, it's, it's, you, he looks, some people call it like turtle gut. Yeah. Yeah.

Some people say a steroid gut, HGH belly, where Palumboism was what I was first introduced to it as. And, uh, opinions aside on, I, I,

I'm not a huge fan of the modern era of bodybuilding physique the classic like arnold era and maybe like one generation after him was nice but the way it looks it's it's i i don't like the spray tan i don't like i don't like the mega steroid use right uh i don't like the palumboism so anyway back to elon musk elon musk is on hgh his gut is so distended so he's getting all the downsides of taking hgh with none of the benefits because he's not fucking working out right what a moron and you could take you can actually if you're taking steroids, you can actually take steroids. It will build your muscle,

even if you don't really work out. Sure, sure. You won't turn into fucking Mr. Olympia, but you'll gain muscle mass. Right. But, yeah, he's... He's an idiot. So it would be very funny...

He's so goddamn unlikable, dude. Yeah, he's the most unlike... One of the... I mean, there was a reason he got thrown down the stairs. As a kid um he deserved it shame they didn't throw him down there harder but nice yeah i imagine imagine it's like that story of like the in world war one where like the guy swears that he had hitler

in his scope right he was like a non-combatant or whatever so he didn't shoot shoot. I can't remember what the story was, but then you have that kid who threw Elon down the stairs. If only I had thrown him down one more flight. It's a shitless list of all I could have thrown more. Yeah. If only I had defenestrated him instead of put him down the stairs. Yeah. Alright, well, we're going to hell, but that's okay well i mean depends we'll see you there elon yeah um depending on your religious that might be religious convictions that might be where you want to go i don't know well in the in the the dramatic you know pre

christian religion hell was just the afterlife oh sure, sure. Yeah. I'm not. Yeah. And so Christian missionaries are like, oh, you're going to go to hell. And they're like, oh, what's wrong with that? That's where we all go when we die. Oh, but that's where the pagans go. That's bad. That's demonic. That's the infernos. Yeah. And is there

hell in Judaism? Sort of. Kind of. Depends on who you're asking. of. It depends on who you're asking. Yeah, it depends on who you're asking. For me, no. For other people, maybe. Maybe. But there's no heaven. There's the world to come, which is as good as it's getting. You're just transitioning

into a religious, comparative religion podcast we can do that we got nothing else to talk about this week yeah no for real this week is like it's like i know that when we got a lot you're like all right let's get into the intro not today no we got dude we got nothing we got nothing but we just we just we we recorded the episode last friday and then i dropped it on mond, and now it's Thursday. Right. The listeners haven't really gotten the chance to digest.

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the guys in the gym, they're like clear. I mean, really, really pinning hard. And it's like, dude, but the, this isn't worth it sort of deal.

You can take so much exogenous testosterone that your testicles will no longer produce. You can literally shrink your balls to the point where you just like basically castrate yourself. Fascinating. Yeah. And I know, actually know somebody who has to take trt or else brutal yeah or else or else they'll they'll uh yeah not be producing they'll be producing like a bare minimum of testosterone it's it's crazy um the so yes hello uh welcome uh to another episode of uh 10 000 milliliters of

deca the only philadelphia steroid podcast that exists i've never done a cycle so i don't really know what the measurements are i just have researched the effects. What? I've never done steroids, Liam. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. I wouldn't have expected you to. I thought you were like saying, what? Like you were shocked. Oh, no, no, no.

Because I'm so swole. You are so swole, but no. Not that swole. Yeah, no, I'm like strong, but I'm not like yoked. Not as strong as I used to be. I could still beat you up and your dad. Not you the listener you the listener yeah yeah i'm not my dad who's very old yeah i wouldn't that wouldn't be fair um i'm your i'm your host also wouldn't beat up your dad because that would be rude i wouldn't like that you would do that yeah you would be pretty pretty

miffed i would be pretty miffed. I would be pretty miffed. I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he, him, with me. He's my co-host, yay. Liam, hi. I'm Liam McAnderson. My pronouns are also he and him. We got no guests, but I guess announcement-wise is I was on an episode of WTYP. You were.

Talked about two boats that became four boats by accident. Yeah, the ship of Theseus. The reverse. The mitosis. The mitosis of Theseus. So, the SS Pendleton and the SS Fort Mercer, you can go listen to that.

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Not sure if it actually is any different. It is different, but it's it's quite OK. You're just so sleepy. Am I so sleepy? The first time we recorded at 10 in the morning. Oh, yeah. Before you were before you were like a working stiff with a nine to five actually yeah you always had nine to five or i think we started while you were in between certain things i could delete that if you want

no you're fine oh excuse me all right so i just realized right near my house is uh the building right near my house. Yeah. I'm not going to leak the address. There's a corporate office there. Hmm. You want me to bleep? No, it's fine.

All right. I'll make that discretion if I feel like. Yeah, thank you. Yeah. I don't want. We don't want the hogs showing up at this state. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

We don't like the hogs. We don't respect the hogs. Yeah. Yeah, you don't... You might not be carrying, but I know that Corinne is strapped with... And she's got a fully automatic lock. Yeah, she does.

She does. She's super good at aiming, by the way. Yeah. The thing with the automatic lock, you just point it across. She sucks at it. She, she does. She's super good at aiming, by the way. Yeah. The thing with the automatic Glock, you just point it across. She has no aim. I just want to point that out. No aim. No aim. Spray and pray. Spray and pray like a P90

on Call of Duty. Not Call of Duty. Counterstrike. I got to say, though, it was nice. Did I say this last week that I got back to the range, and then I still got it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's awesome, dude.

That's right. We are really going to milk this one for time, folks. Yeah, the pain blood actually has, like, I'm not lying, has several sharpshooters in it. So I do think it is, like, a genetic thing. That's cool. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah's cool. I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The one,

the one, uh, person you met and my birthday, my birthday. Yeah. It was, uh, uh,

Marksman and Marksman instructed the Marines. Wow. I think I knew, I think you had told me that, but that's pretty, that's pretty fucking impressive. Yeah. That's cool,

dude. Yeah. Back in the SRA days, uh, Oh, what happened to that?ists no liberals saves it oh fuck you i remember i remember telling your mom about the sra and i said you know what the problem was they started letting liberals in and she's like oh that was your problem right there she's like you can't let liberals attend anything left way i was like thank you thanks liam's mom i'm so happy to be vindicated on this my mom is like oh like i'm kind of a liberal and then she'll say shit like that where she's like

death like death to the democratic party and i'm like yeah okay oh that's how i have to be at work like yeah you know i'm kind of like a libert. I got a libertarian streak and I'm like pretty, you know, but, you know, I'm probably like live and left lived. And then like if I figure out, you know, I was like, yeah, so I believe in death to America and overthrow the. Yeah, I think. Start playing the Soviet anthem. I, I, I like it's a good one of the good things of working in in social work is you don't really have to hide the left-wing opinions yes like i do have crunchy libs and then i've got people who are just like yeah we should probably like abolish the state yeah in education it's

it's pretty much assumed that you're at least a baseline like like like yeah social liberal type center center left and then you have like more progressive it is weird i mean when someone's when people say that like teachers are woke they i mean it's not wrong we usually i mean there's stuff i mean like usually the history department and the football coach right uh there are you tend to be a little more to the right math is a toss-up um but you know um for overall and and special ed departments are usually way like the social workers and the counselors are almost always always liberal i mean yeah because what else are you gonna be you need empathy to for those jobs and you know being like because right-wing politics is like the antithesis of empathy. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I do. Sorry, I was checking I was on Twitter because I'm very stupid. And Liberty has gotten into the military uniform shit. And they're doing an 80th anniversary.

Yeah, hang on one second. Fuck off. Fucking send them the fuck out of college football. The courage of the Bedford boys? Yes. The Bedford boys. You weren't even a college when this happened. Correct.

These are the... Liberty, by the way, is full of guys who think that we fought on the wrong side of World War II. Yep. The end of Hitler's dream of Nazi domination. Guys, you have more in common with Nazi ideology. Like a lot, actually. Like a lot, actually.

Yeah. The Keynesian fucking social democratic welfare state that FDR built. What was that? I forgot that I had Discord open and I need to close it so people can talk to me. Yeah. I thought I was crunching.

The Keynesian welfare social democratic welfare state. You are a little crunchy. Am I still crunchy? A little bit. Stop shouting into the mic so much. I've got opinions the world must hear them i i i understand that i'm just saying we're talking about fucking liberty university the worst school in the world uh yeah you were never getting into the what's the american association of colleges whatever that like american association of

universities yeah yeah uh no so so yes the keynesian welfare state is the antithesis of American Association of Universities. Yeah. Yeah. No. So. So, yes, the Keynesian welfare state is the antithesis of evangelical prosperity gospel type bullshit. Yeah. It's the it's it's gruesome. They get a shout out on the of the Catholicism episode, I think. Not a good one. Talk about American Catholicism, baby. You should be excommunicated if you go to Liberty University.

As a Catholic? Yeah, I'll buy that. Politics trending. Pray for President Trump. No, I'm good. Oh, I'll pray. I'm Gucci, actually. I'll pray, but not in the way that you think. It's actually good and normal and healthy to imagine evil people dying.

It's okay to do that. It's okay to do that. What was the name of that when it was illegal in England to imagine the death of the king? There's an actual legal term. Illegal to imagine. There was a actual legal term. Legal to imagine. There was a word for it. Figurative treason? On Wikipedia.

No, that's a... No. It's really going to bother me. Not a real thing. Treason. The Treason Act? Thinking of king dead. A man doth compass or imagine the death of our lord the king or of our lady his queen or their oldest son and heir.

Apparently. Constructive treason. Ah. Yeah. What were you going to say? I don't know. I was reading something else. This is the wiki.

When a man doth compass or imagine the death of our lord the king. I just said those words. I just said something else. This is the wiki. When a man doth compass or imagine the death of our lord the king. I just said those words. Oh, even imprisoning the king. I just said those words. We're really stretching this. We're at 20 minutes.

We're at 20 minutes. This Yeah. Yeah. We're reading some 1351 law. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Can you speak in a

1351 accent? Yea, verily. Suck my nuts. Verily. Verily, I say to you. I pray with a sure suite. Verily thou shalt sucketh. Oh no, it would be suckest mine nutas

und drinke mine ballas. Uh-huh. I fucked that up. I'm not as good at middle English. That's that's okay yeah it's the old english that um english isn't even real dude what what is english but just a bunch of sounds what is language but a bunch of sounds arranged in a way that somehow makes understanding

yeah exactly not wrong yeah yeah i took i took a couple grams of mushrooms before this episode. A couple grams of what? Oh, mushrooms. Yeah. All right, let me close Wikipedia. Hold on one second. What's that? The Army-Navy game is not till fucking December 14th at 3 p.m.

Is it back in Philly? How do we think about the Army-Navy uniforms this year? Oh, the Army ones fucking slapped. Did you see them? Yeah. Yeah. It should say, put nuts on the back, cowards, because that's why it says Army with an exclamation point. Yeah. Because of nuts.

I figured what general it was, his response. McElfick. McElfick, yeah. Those who don't know, read about Battle of Bastogne. This is the kind of patriotism I can get behind. Is us telling the fucking Nazis to

nuts, like fucking fucking fuck off when asking for surrender. Battle of the Bulge. It'll be at FedEx. Yeah, FedEx. Yeah, so the Bastogne jerseys are pretty sick um who are you gonna root for navy i this this one's tough because because it's like purely a vibes base i typically base

for uh root for navy are they gonna wear their jolly rogers yes let me see don't like the skull we're supposed to be killing pirates, not endorsing them. Oh, it's because of some of the fighter squadrons. Yeah, the F-17, the Jolly Rogers. They probably bombed Vietnam. Yeah, man, I'm fucking sure they did. F-4 Phantom. Yeah, they bombed Vietnam, dude.

God damn it. Fucking sucks. F-4 Phantom is a cool plane, too. It is a cool plane. So, if Flight Simulator... So, if Flight Simulator... They have the A-10. Yes.

But they didn't want the gun. So, they put a giant flashlight where the GAL-10 is... That's fucking funny. Yeah. It's just a fucking big, big-ass flashlight. It should blind people. That would be really funny. I haven't flown that one yet.

I was just practicing flying the helicopter into various prisons in case I ever need to help anyone escape. Oh, the helicopter song. Yes. Oh, shit. Yeah, the IRA did that. Yeah. It's happened a couple times several different prisons where yes because because it happens so fast when they're out

in the yard it's like what the fuck you're going to do right it's small arms fire yeah i mean you can't i mean it depends on the prison um but yeah no you definitely definitely can uh make a quick getaway there the only problem is you're in a helicopter, so you're likely to die. Yeah, 20,000 moving parts looking for a place to crash. Yep. Yeah, and all it takes is one linchpin. Mm-hmm. The Jesus nut.

Excuse me. Man, am I going to have to edit that out? Nah, fuck it. All right. So, all right, we were talking about Army, Navy. Well, since we're talking about college football, right? Guess what we did on Saturday?

We saw Temple win. Yeah, we saw Temple win. Beat FAU. The Owls beat the Owls. Owl on Owl violence. Yes. How would you rate our performance that game?

Dismal. It's pretty sad. I mean, Dante Wright. Yeah, held it together. Mm hmm. I mean, Dante Wright looked good. Yeah, held it together. I like how people have memory hold Max Trujillo missing two field goals. Wide open.

Yeah. Not wide open. For him? Short ones. They were chip shots. Yeah, 26 yarder. But he hit the big ones, including the one that walk off the field in OT. My wife was very cold. walk off the field in OT.

My wife was very cold. You guys left at OT. Oh, no, you guys didn't leave at OT. The other people we were with. The other people left. We stayed to the end. We stayed. We stayed. Yeah, free football.

And then you went and watched the Flyers win. I did watch the Flyers win. Yeah. So, yeah. College football, it's nice to see. I mean, there are two bad teams. FAU has, like, no offense. No.

They had nothing going. No. They could not stay on the field. But, you know, and it was nice to see Temple win. They were very... They they did it they managed to pull off their three and seven and then what happened on sunday morning they fired stan drayton fired stan drayton and it'll be interesting to see what happens i know the interim coach which Who cares? Everett Withers.

Sure. Always been a big Withers head. Withers? He said, oh, well, we've paused recruiting. Because we want the new incoming head coach to... And he was in the middle of a recruiting visit when the news broke. That's

brutal. Yeah. Nice. Thank you. That fucking sucks, dude. That sucks. Temple Owl heads... When I Google Temple Owl's head head coach the people also ask who is the head coach of the temple owl and is the temple owl is temple university a d1 school yeah and then do temple coaches get paid

actually yes not bad money i mean it's a D1 program. Ah, yeah. Dude, I don't know who's going to come in. There's that website I was telling you about that Temple Football Forever. The guy's like, Al Golden's going to come out of retirement. I was like, no. No, he's not. Please.

Matt Rule's not coming back, dude. Matt Rule is the DC for Notre Dame. Why would he come back here? I thought he was head coach for Huskers. That's Matt Rule. That's what I said. I thought you were talking about Al Golden. I thought Al Golden was retired.

No, Al Golden is the DC of Notre Dame. He's only 55. Oh, for some reason I thought he was retired. So why the fuck would he come back here though? Right. He's only 55. Oh, for some reason I thought he was retired. So why the fuck would he come back here, though? Right. He's already done it. You're DC of Notre Dame. Why the fuck am I... Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Essentially, he's from around here. He's from New Jersey. Colts Neck. He's an East Coast boy. He's probably Catholic. Yeah, of course. It's probably his dream. Yep bank catholic high school yeah he's every catholic boys high school boys dream is to play for notre dame like that's graduated from red bank catholic

high school yes yeah i just said that yeah Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Of course. Oh, and he's a fucking I forgot that he's like a like a wear a suit. Do we? Yeah. He has a wear a suit. Do we? Yeah. Roller backpack kid.

Yeah. Oh, I mean, yes. Everett Winters is 61. Oh, my. Look at Jesus. And I think that I think the Temple game's tomorrow. Yeah, it is Friday. We're playing UTSA.

Oh yeah, we're going to lose. We're losing the next two games. We're losing the UTSA. Or we win. We rip off, we go 6-7, and then we get a pity invite. This team was once coached by Pop fucking Warner, dude. I know, I know. We had real coaches.

Yeah, we're not beating North Texas. We might beat North Texas. Gotta believe, man. They're 2-4. Conference 2-4. 5-5 overall. So it's... Now we're losing. UTSA is also 5-5. Bring back Bruce Arians, man. Fuck it.

So some of the talk is... Bruce Arians is from York. I could convince him. Yeah, sure. John Gruden has been reportedly overheard saying he wants to coach a group of five. I doubt. Do we want Jack? No, we do not. We just let us coach at that point.

Yeah. I mean, we can steal his playbook and then he just joined fucking Barstool, dude. Like he we're not going to say the F slur. No, we won't say the F slur. We're not going to email porn. He called Roger Goodell the F slur.

He called him a clueless anti football pussy. All right. Okay. In that one statement, is he wrong? Just that one part. It's the anti-football. Is Roger Goodell anti-football? I say yes.

Just that part. Nothing else will I co-sign. I will not co-sign anything else. Yeah. Oh, about Michael Sam. Yeah, I don't. I will not co-sign anything else. Yeah. Oh, about Michael Sam. Yeah, I remember that. Oh, and then he thinks I didn't know. I had not heard his opinions on Black Lives Matter.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I would not want to take on Eric Reid personally. No, definitely not. He also... He's like a real fucking big... Scumbag. He's a real scumbag. March

2024 was Nelson Gruden had joined the Milano Seaman of the European League of Football. As an advisor. Why are we calling it the Seaman? He was a consultant with the Saints. Why can't it be the Milano... Like the Milano Marines or something? I don't know, man. I didn't

invent it. Yeah, I play it for the semen. Oh, I love the semen. Oh my god. I love the root for the semen. I love it when they come out of the tunnel. Thank you. They come out and they come over the field. 32 minutes.

You're a monster, man. Oh, yeah. So I don't know. I don't know. Head coaching search. Give us Brazilians. Brazilians. He used to coach here.

He went to school in York, man. He went to York Catholic and William Penn. Here's the Temple news. Elijah Robinson, defensive coordinator at Syracuse. He coached under Fran Brown. He was

passed up last time Drayton was hired. What do you think about it? He's from Camden. Sure, man. Get us on Reddit to do this. Jeff Nixon, Sy Q's offensive coordinator. Jeff Collins. He was a ready head coach before, I believe. Yes. Yeah. Easy, dude. Glenn Thomas.

You're saying names to me. You're giving me names. You sure are giving me names. Yeah. Those are four names from the Temple News. Yeah. Those are some of the coaches of all time. All right. We're fucked, aren't we?

We should just go FCS ball. Oh, man. Temple coaching job profile, Pluses and minus. I saw this. It's like rosters like D minus or something. Oh, I didn't see this. Yeah. This is in the athletic.

Yeah, it's bad. Coach candidate pool B minus. Recent history, tradition C. On field outlook D minus. Money situation B minus. Not that bad. Oh, man. Not that bad. No, just looking at this. Not that bad. Oh, man. Not that bad.

No, just looking at this. Not that bad. Let us do it. Yeah, I'll do it. Give me $1.8 million. We'll split it. Yeah, we can do it. Ooh, this is a name.

Syracuse quarterbacks coach, Nunzio Campanile. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get another big dom. Yeah. Kutztown head coach. Oh, God. Let's get a Division II guy. Come on.

He's 53-10, though. Oh, is he? Oh, yeah. Kutztown's pretty good. 155-52, yeah. Sure. Fucking sure. Yeah, let's do it.

They're also saying Elijah Robinson as well. And he was the defensive line coach under Matt Rule. Okay, then I trust that man. I'm going to have to talk to somebody who might have played. I know someone who might have played under him. You're going to have to do it. Yeah. We're going to have to coach Temple football.

Yeah. I'm really good at that. I can do the motivational shit that's i'm pretty good at that i think your silence is making me no i believe you okay i i think you're gonna say i was chewing on my beard honestly yeah i i do think if we just like if they'll just let us do it right if they give us the 1.8 million and say all right guys and you you have to live on campus somewhere, we can make it work. Yeah, fuck it. Why not?

We're looking for reasons to move back to the city. Please. Yeah, I'd do it. Some of us live here. I know. Don't tell them where. Believe that I live in the city at all. Yes, you live in Colts Neck, actually.

Colts Neck, New Jersey. You live in Throgs Neck. Where's that at? Isn't that a real place? Throgs Neck? Isn't that New York? Throgs Neck is... Great, it's in the Bronx.

The Bronx. The Bronx. Okay, well. Title estuary. 36 minutes. All right, you want to talk about sports? Yeah, well, we just did a little bit. We talked about Temple.

We talked about... All right, you want to talk about the Sixers? Or you want to... Oh, let's talk about the Eagles real quick. So the Eagles... The way we've timed this, we can't talk about the Eagles. Yeah, we have nothing to say. Because they played last Thursday.

They're playing the Rams Sunday. Should win that game. Let's hope. The defense is starting to cook. Yeah, they looked good last game. There's really not too much to say

other than they put Saquon's hurdle into Madden yes they did and that means the game is fixed mmhmm there's nothing wrong with Madden god man it sucks so much

I don't know I like CFB no CFB is good I mean it's got it's issues but it's good like I wish it like had like all your stats like and you like a trophy case or something but i wish i had formation substitutes that was my favorite thing is like putting together little formation packages oh yeah dude you can't do that no they they streamlined it and and cut a bunch of stuff that was a lot of fun yeah um there's definitely they definitely could they definitely didn't put as much in because they're going to like add it every fucking year right we're gonna get you get you get

two percent a year yep guys are nuts uh me too we've we've talked about that we had there's actually there's a bonus on it yes we did talk about that so yeah, yeah, go listen to that. We never fully did the full intro. Fine. That's right. Yeah. You know who we are. Voice spell. Call 267-371-7218.

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The worst team in the NBA right now. Yep, we have the worst record in the NBA. The locker room is on fire. Tyrese Maxey, what did he say to Joel Embiid? Confronted Joel Embiid and was just like, hey, you're always late. Stop fucking doing that. Yeah, and that was leaked. Yeah, by Nick Nurse.

That's my theory. And what did Embiid say? He said, whoever leaked that is a real piece of shit. Yeah, he was very recalcitrant. I can't blame him, but like, god damn, dude. You're the fucking problem at this point.

Is Embiid, like, that's a question. It's like, is Embiid the problem? Yes. I... Very good when he's playing well. He's playing his worst basketball he's ever played. Yep. I need to be better. I need to be perfect. I need to be on point, which I'm going to do.

Yeah. I mean, there was a book that was... Is that the book that came out about the process Sixers tanking to the top? Yes. Oh, there's a book now that I, uh, no,

I, I read this book for the Sixers process episode. Oh, it's called tanking to the top, which is about like the process era Sixers. It's very good. I have a copy of it somewhere. Oh yeah.

Uh, yeah. The, the, the Sixers are playing garbage ball. Paul George is dead. Uh, yeah. Tyrese like tweaked his fucking hamstring. Mm. Yeah, the Sixers are playing garbage ball. Paul George is dead. Yeah, Tyrese tweaked his fucking hamstring.

They're done. So yeah, the question is, what's wrong? Is this team actually facing a curse? Which is kind of my guess now. Yeah, so we need to find out. We need to get... Do we have... We're going to get an ecumenical cross-cultural committee. We're going to get...

We're going to have to. Yeah, witches, Buddhist priests, Catholic priests. Those are the two kinds of priests. Maybe a Lutheran. Shinto priest. Shinto priest. We need a Shinto priest. We'll get... We really do. maybe a Lutheran. Shinto priest. Shinto priest. We need a Shinto priest.

We'll get it. We really do. I don't know what you call the Hindu, Brahmin? Is that the term? I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know. I am very ignorant in Hinduism.

We'll just get... You know what? They got the Roman ones. They're still around. The Roman Hellenists, they're still around. Let's do Hellenists, they're still around. Let's do that. Why not?

Whatever we need to do to figure out. We'll get an imam. We'll get a rabbi. We'll get a whole, yeah. We'll actually dig a tunnel to New York. We'll bring them there. Guy pop it out. Yeah, this guy pop it out.

It's the funniest image of all time. Just anyone coming out of a tunnel in a fully dressed suit with a nice hat is very funny. And then running away. Anyway, I don't know. Dude, in by tanking, did they anger some sort of deity? I think so, dude. I mean, Adam Silver definitely hates the sixers for that i know people like shit shit shit like oh well there's like an anti-sixers bias whatever it is i do think he's very unhappy

with the team for that it should be because they suck yeah because tanking sucks yeah the point of the game is to win it so to win the game so is this i mean i know like the inququirer article says this is time to panic with the Sixers. Yes. It's not enjoyable basketball. No, it stinks. It stinks. This is a big hole to dig out of. I mean, is it possible this early in the season? Sure.

But that's a big hole to dig out of, 2-12. They could hit a good stretch. Yep. But it sucks. Like I said, it's not fun to watch. And it's just pretty basketball. So hopefully they can turn it around. I don't know if Embiid's still hurting.

I assume he is. I mean, a man that big, his knees are always. Bucked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's, dude, it's over. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, it's over. It's Jover.

Joel over. Joel over. I guess well, when the pitchers again. Well, we still got the Eagles, but yeah, that's February

12th, 82 days um there's there's there's some talk about trades and stuff like that i do want to or do we have one soda yet we don't have one soda okay i'll reach out i'll reach out oh can you i'll reach out to one soda yeah yeah um but i I'll reach out to Steve and see if he wants to come on and talk about some possible moves. Trading Alec Boehm. Yeah. People are talking about trying to get Jonathan India, who's from the Reds. He's the second baseman. No idea, dude.

He's decent. He's young. Reds. Well, young compared to me. He's decent. He's young. Reds. Well, young compared to me. He's 27. Red and Phillips? No, no, no. Jonathan India. Oh, okay. Some people are talking about

the Reds because the Reds have shitty ownership that just wants to clear house every time there's a player that might demand money. Yeah. Great. Hate these people. Yeah jonathan india yes it's his birthday coming up oh happy birthday future philly yeah oh wow he he looks like a philly yeah he looks like he belongs here he looks like a scuffy from fort laudale. He went to Florida, dude. I want the more of the Nick Castellanos type of guys. Like the I don't give a fuck.

And also we've reunited the two. And like the fuck boy types. Then the January 6th types. Yeah, please. We're so tired. Yeah, I'm really tired of that. Trying to log in. Why do I have to log in to the inquirer

every because i'm mad okay i have to log into the i dude it's fucking broken it's fucking broken dude it sucks why do i have to log in every that's a great fuck it's a great fucking question tom they finally have on the app the links links. Oh, thank God. Fail to verify your identity. Fuck you. Oh, my God. Eat shit. I'm not opening my phone.

Fuck you. Ah, so I can't read that article. All right. Next Temple point guard. Oh, I got. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Breaking news. Remember Heiser Miller? Remember Heiser Miller?

He transferred to Virginia Tech. Mm-hmm. Federal authorities are investigating whether former Temple men's basketball player Heiser Miller bet on his own games and manipulated the outcome of Alice games he played in, according to sources with direct knowledge of the situation. Oh, shit. And he was dismissed by the Hokies

October 23rd. Well, yes, I'm glad. Yes, yes, yes. We're the worst team by some metrics of the country. One baby. Three and one. Yeah.

I can't wait. Yeah. The temple basketball finally pick up its program and that has to forfeit every fucking win. Oh, this is amazing. I love our stupid team. I hopefully no one on the team now is involved. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be nice.

Oh, it's, oh, we're gonna, we're gonna take a hit. We really, I think we're at some point, we're really going to have to do the sports,

the sports betting episode. Yeah. And, and, and really like the history of it and like how different things it's, it's fucked with. Cause we we uh we just saw that fucking mike tyson uh jake paul fight which had all sorts of weird stipulations yet still counted as a real fight and like the fighting sports have had mob money and stuff like in there for a long time and how like boxing like like ufc is kind of like the legitimate

right now like in boxing's dying but this is all like tied in with with with sports betting and and how it props up certain things but it's it's uh i'm just i'm so fucking sick of it me too i'm so tired i can't wait for like can't wait for MLB to get rid of all the regional sports networks. And it's just like you watch MLB and you can just bet, hit buttons, just take off your fucking account. Just make it that way already. Just make a fucking button on my couch. Bet, bet, bet, bet. Right, right, right, right, right, right.

I completely agree. It's killing everything. I'm tired of it. I'm so done with it. I'm so done with it. I'm so done with it. Oh, we're fucked. We are all going to jail. You and I are going to jail.

Because we don't bet. I've never bet on a sports game. Not once in my life. I don't know about you, but I never have. No, I never have. So I'm going to jail. Brynn has, but I never have. She's not going to jail.

It's going to be illegal to not bet. I don't want to bet. I don't want to bet. I just want to watch garbage teams play garbage teams. And I didn't speak out because I was not someone who didn't play sports. Sportsberg had to learn U.S. Integrity, a

Las Vegas firm. Amazing. Yes. The betting market. All right, you want to do voicemails and get out of here? We don't have any voicemails. Messages. Can I read? Yes, you may read.

From Wayne, because the rest of you are not pulling your weight. Hey, Tom, yay, Liam. Wanted to write in as I've been busy with life stuff. Rutgers has managed to get itself out of free fall by beating minnesota and maryland to get into a bowl game hell yeah season possible could be made up in the last game against the ranked illinois this coming saturday that is two days from now rutgers basketball starting decently although shaky against st peters in this season with a lot of expectations were ranked number 24 it's evident given that tickets to home games against penn state and seaton hall fucking both are now close to a hundred100. Also, League of Ireland ended over the last couple of weeks

with Shelbourne beating Derry City with Lake Golda when the League of Ireland on the last day of the season. Some fan of Shel somehow went home with a ball stand and put it in his backyard. That's pretty good. And if things were bad enough for Derry, they lost the FIA Cup Final to Drogheda United. Drogheda?

United 2-0. A side that was facing potential relegation prevented it by winning the pro rel playoff against bray wanderer so we got to the final flyers are obviously bad and i also witnessed even worse hockey by witching princeton get destroyed by dartmouth 5-1 ps check out hobie baker rank really cool hockey video and liverpool are top of the premier league and as always go birds go Birds, go Rutgers, fuck Penn State, and fuck the Rangers. All of them. I like how you said Premier the British way.

Premier League? How did you say the town name? I forget. Drogna? Drogna. It's Drogna. I thought you were Irish. I'm not good enough at being Irish. No, Irish orthography fucking sucks.

The actual Irish name is Dredd Dredd Dredd Dredd I'm trying to read the IPA there. Sure.

God damn, that language is hard to fucking hear. It's all you, but that ain't Liam. Yeah. God damn, that language is hard to fucking hear. It's all you, but that ain't Liam. That ain't Liam. No. Thanks for calling in. Writing in. Writing in, Wayne. Appreciate it.

The Bray Wanderers. I got to look up who the root for. What's the team with the left that works with the Connelly books? I think that's the Bohemians. There's a leftist bookstore in Dublin called Connelly Books. And they... Bohemian?

Bohemian. The Natty Bows? I'm trying to go to Ireland and get some Natty Bows over at Croke Park or whatever the fuck it is. Good enough. Outro. You ready?

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