Ten Thousand Losses - Philly’s Phinest

Episode Date: January 6, 2023

The second attempt at this episode thanks to Mormon control of the internet (Brandon Sanderson agents attacked Tom's PC). Tom and Liam banter for a bit, discuss the world's greatest cheesesteak, talk about the World Cup, cover Philly sports, and make actionable threats against foreign heads of state.  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod  Leave us a voicemail: 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses 

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. The joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge ice balls. We the Dallas Cowboys have assassinated John Kennedy. We're live. Hello. Yeah, we're a Mormon or anti-Mormon action podcast now.

We're coming for the Bring Him Young Money boys fortunately. Yeah, it's their fault. Bunch of rat bastards. Yeah, goddamn. Well, they started the Ukraine war, if you recall. The bonus episode. You know, we talk shit about Brandon Sanderson.

We talk shit about the Mormons and they send a blue screen of death my way. This is how we're thanked. Yes. Yeah. Because this is two days after we recorded last time. And what happened last time? Yeah, we had a recorded a great what seems like a great episode at the time.

And then it pissed and shit and died everywhere. I paused it because you had the answer to the phone instead of just stopping the recording and saving it. And then what happened was it pissed and shit in our mouths. Yeah, it made us its bitch. Yeah, it was great. I had this whole great Italian thing that I remembered that I forgot. I'll try again when we get to it, but we'll see.

Yeah, I don't think it's nice, man. it, but we'll see. I don't know. Yeah, the problem was I was in a good mood. It was a great day at work. It was no problems. I was showing movies all day because fuck trying to do educational shit the week before Christmas. That's stupid. It's stupid. I've done more work in the past

four days than I think I've ever done. Well, we both have beefs against the Adobe Corporation. Yes, we do have beefs against the Adobe Corporation. Yes, we do. We sure fucking do, Tom. I've had the whole 45-page documents turned into just X's. Just into shit,

essentially. You accidentally hit edit PDF and then scroll to another page, and then it had to do its character OCR bullshit all over again for no fucking reason. I didn't close the document. It's awesome. I love it. Do OCR on the things I already typed.

Please, just like three seconds ago. Do what I'm fucking telling you to do. Just do what I'm fucking telling you to do. It's not that hard. Oh, look, this new text box you created for no reason. Oh, I'm going to piss and shit in your mouth. Yeah. And then I'm going to piss and shit in your mouth. Yeah. And then I'm going to charge you $200 to cancel.

For the ProBunch, yes. John Warnock, you're old as shit. I hope you die. Yeah, I'll co-sign that. Yeah, and the other dude, I forget what his name was. And then everyone who's ever been an emperor of... Emperor, wow. Might as well be the emperor of adobe

yes okay yeah fuck you too the damn not yo memoria everyone who's ever been involved with adobe like scrape their faces off because this dude was super catholic

Polish probably check I don't know. He's from Cleveland. He went to St. Ignatius High School, then Xavier, then John Carroll University. He taught at John Carroll. They got the St. Elizabeth Ann Seton Award from the National Catholic Educational

Association. I'm worried about what exactly the criteria is for that award. You know, we're not going from Salt Lake City. It's from Utah. Oh, the fucking Mormons. God damn it.

They're everywhere. Motherfucker. Oh, my God. I feel like I and I posted something, I think, like a week or two ago talking about the Mormonormon creative writing like complex and i was genuinely worried i was like i sound like this is anti-semitism but mormon because yeah i think that's okay though because it's it's like they do they hire each other like they do and like it's not like a conspiracy or anything it's just that you're more likely to hire someone you identify with and they're like a closer knit community.

Um, but I'll just say you hate the Jews and go, but I can't say that. I'll get canceled. I mean, I can't, I can't betray the chosen people like that. I've been trained enough.

Um, all right, let's see. Shit, man. I've been betrayed enough. Alright. Let's see. Shit. Man, I just... How'd you fare in this storm? We're currently in the midst of a nor'easter. The wake of a nor'easter. I'm totally fine right now. Yeah. It's windy

up here. It's cold as shit. Yeah. It's a little more open. So true. I'm seeing the Sixers tonight. Oh, hell yeah, man. Yeah. Sixers, uh, Clippers. That should be fun.

I mean, the Clippers are, they're okay, right? They're like mid-pack. Yes, they are. I mean, the West is so tight right now. Yeah. The difference between first and, and like 10th is a couple of games. That's pretty cool. That should be, that should be fun. I mean, it's going to be like negative 20. The difference between first and 10th is a couple of games. That's pretty cool.

That should be fun. I mean, it's going to be negative 20 in terms of wind chill. Anthony Davis blew up his foot again. Jets still have a quarterback. We could do this podcast. Maybe you could cut open the Wells Fargo Center roof, and then the Sixers players will be used to the cold

and the LA players won't be. Yes, it's a genius idea. Yeah. I don't know what you think. I think that would be a good idea. It'd be worth the vandalism charge. Probably.

Probably, Honestly. This is a fucking random. Do you think the vandals would be proud as a people if they knew that they have lent their name to a misdemeanor? Yeah, I would think so. I mean, that's pretty cool, right? Yeah. It's like their kingdom in

North Africa didn't last very long, but every country's got a charge named after you. Your legacy kind of lives on, yeah, in a way that is kind of, like, funny. Yeah. Yeah, because we don't use, like, we don't, I mean, goth, they probably would not be funny. I don't think they'd like that, no.

Nah, nah. They'd be like, really? We sacked Rome and this is what you named after us? Sad kids? You're listening to History Chat. Yeah, we're going to talk about Gothic, academic Gothic

architecture. Yes. We're going to talk about Princeton University. We're going to talk about the transition from Romanesque to, oh oh no or that woman now I just remember that woman who was saying that Romans never ended because of Romanesque

never existed yeah King's College Chapel which is very pretty in Cambridge it's the world's largest fan vault the phantom time hypothesis posits that and Kasparov believes that

I want to say yeah it's like a weird Russian like group because there's like the catastrophists who think that like Venus migrated from Saturn from the orbit of Saturn down to its current orbit like 1500 BC and that's why

there was like I don't know like bad shit in the record but that's why there was like I don't know like bad shit in the record but that same that same guy was also like part of the same school that had like the phantom time hypothesis and like one of their evidence is like well romanesque architecture is medieval so clearly the romans romanesque that's compressed it was roman architecture it's like okay but yeah why not that's that's at least a fun one and the Nazis were also socialist too you know

it's just because it's got a name right it's in the name McDonald's is Irish shit fuck we had such a good banner section I know it's just

just we had such a good banner section I know now it's just just sad the wind is so loud up here I don't know if it's picking up on the mic I can hear it through my headphones that's crazy I don't know if it's picking up or not but it's like genuinely like

yeah that's wild how strong the wind is up here you just have the L I guess yeah we do you'll hear it yeah all right I guess uh Benvenuti

10,000 losses uh what is that DHE Millie it's not Perdite that's like loss in the sense of like you lost something right it's like Scatorarete of like you lost something it's like scatore so good un podcast unico

de Philadelphia sportiva mi chiamo es Tom Payne sto triste con me e il mio co-host. No, co-conductor.

Hi. Yay. Fuck you, man. Liam. Yay, fuck you, Liam. That's actually pretty good. Practicing. Because, you know, what they're going to do, they're going to ask me when I get to the airport. You know, what are you here for?

Business or pleasure? Why not both? Mom's pleasure. Mom's pleasure. Un podcast. Un podcastisto. That sounded a little like, that was too like, that's like I'm going to Spain.

A little like pathath. Pathath. Pathath. Oh, man. Yeah yeah so it's a podcast oh I didn't il mio pronome a pronomi

il mio pronomi god damn they don't have to agree with each other the pronouns and shit il mio pronomi e lui no it's not Lay. Lay's girl. I'm going to beat you to death. Louis. No, they only have one.

It's just Louis. My pronouns are he, him, and god damn it, dude. Yeah. And to that dumbass on Twitter that I argued way too long with, you have pronouns too, and you have them. Yes. You can have things and and you have them. Yes.

You can have things and not possess them because have is a very useful lexical term. All right. Oh, yeah. Let me go back to the thing. Announcements. There'll be a bonus. You sound thrilled about it. Yeah, there's going to be a bonus. I got to edit all this shit before I leave.

Merry Christmas, Tom. I forgot I didn't bring up the notes because they were in the chat. Can you just drop it in the chat? Yeah. You can't literally drop it in the chat because it tries to have physical space. Yeah, so the bonus with Etienne will be out before the year's over.

And so they'll be out there. When you listen to this, I'll probably be in Italy already. I hope you have so much fun. I'm going to have fun. I'm going to eat so much crap. I'm going to drink so much wine.

I'm so proud of you. Yeah. I'm going, I'm going to have boundless, like international connections that only in the exact way that airport ads make you think you are like you're gonna fly you know what this is something that alice has brought up before like the spirit of airport ads there's like this globalism that only exists in advertisements yes yes yes yeah i'm gonna live that i want that spirit of of of interconnectedness and global your wife at the gate. Yeah, that only exists once you've

crossed the security zone and you are in the duty-free store. We got to talk about that offline. I'll Venmo you. Oh, wow. You let me know. Yeah, mule and shit back anyway. Yeah, no.

I'll bring shit back. Did I tell you the time business live on air did i tell you the time that i brought like a sandwich back from italy like like the second time yeah you did yeah and if i did say it on the podcast guys it's the the the customs guy it was at phl was like yeah you know you gotta throw that out i was like i could just eat it right now i'm gonna eat it in front of you dickhead yeah i'm just gonna eat it it's because i'm smuggling it past you in my stomach it's like sure whatever dude i don't care i uh i i once was coming back from Canada with Roz and my dad.

And I had, this is when I was still dipping. And I had a pretty full cup of backer juice. And the customs agent was like, oh, do you have anything to declare? And I was like, no. And he's like, what the fuck is that? It's like pointing to my spit. I'm holding my spitter. And I was like, spit. He was like was like yeah did you buy any dip in canada and i was like no i brought it all from

the united states i'm paying like 22 canadian for a ton of dip yeah he was like okay have a good day i was like yeah fuck you man he made that calculus like do i really care enough to like this poor boy whose life's in shambles at the moment do you do you remember the because it's like, do I really care enough to like, no, I don't give a shit. This poor boy whose life's in shambles at the moment. Do you remember the kid who brought water samples and they were like, it was like crick water or something like that.

I forget where he was going, but he was coming back to the United States and they were like, well, you can bring it on the plane. You got to take a sip of it. And he got like parasites. And the family sued the TSA. I fuck it. They're useless. They never prevented a terrorist attack. Look it up, folks.

What if he had asked you to drink that? I used to be able to gut okay. Like I could gut a little bit. I wouldn't want to do it now. I was just gonna have mouth cancer but now i'm gonna have stomach cancer too yeah i would not recommend gutting no i would yeah that's uh no thanks all right uh let's see where else are we notes all right uh call and leave us a voicemail leave

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If you're cool. Give us your money. Yeah. If you are cool, give us your money. Yeah, if you are cool, give us your money. Alright. So, the World Cup. That happens. Yes, on the pile of corpses,

the Argentinians, their suspiciously white team triumphs over my beloved France I watched most of this game at a bar I don't have much to say except that it's not really

congratulations to the Argentinians it's not super worth celebrating the migrant deaths where I believe in the thousands it's a grotesque way to grotesque and bloody way to organize a sporting event of any kind. It's disgusting that this is all swept over.

You don't have to just take that lying down. You're allowed to say no, that's fucked up. I don't want to do it. I know that consumption sort of pushes on you from all sides. The capitalism pushes on you from all sides, but you don't really if you want to opt out, you can opt out's okay uh fuck fifa fuck set bladder it was funny when united states marshals remember when they when they arrested all those uh dudes in switzerland

and like frog marched them out of the hotel all those fifa dudes for corruption i don't remember this but look it up i know that u.s intervention isn't bad but the fact that like we have we can do u.s marshals to be like guess what we're gonna do why not win this sport but we can make it unhappy for everybody else like we said we said in the in the the ghost episode that's gone, you know, critical support can exist. Critical support for the U.S. Marshals that one time. Critical support for

Mossad that one time when they got fucking, what's his name? Eichmann. Eichmann, yeah. I can have critical support for things. Are you that upset about them shooting the Romanovs? Really? If you're anarchist,

do you really care that much? No, you sort of feel bad for the kids. You're like, yeah, I'm going to look you in the eye. That's what now I have the right idea with, what's his name? Puyi. You turn him into your greatest booster.

Yeah. But yeah. Yeah. That's yeah. It's like one of the most corrupt organizations of the planet that, or the, or the Olympic committee. I think we talked about.

Yeah. The IOC is, is gruesome. It's fucking disgusting. They're also like big, like they, I think they live in that, that duty-free zone.

They, they all think they're the spirit of international cooperation. Exactly. Except that, you know, you've got to build stadiums on top of corpses of migrant labor. Fuck that shit. Fuck that shit.

It's not like, you don't have to like Qatar or the Saudis or whatever. Fuck Wahhabism. I'm not doing that. like I'm not doing that fuck fanaticism whatever funny hat it wears fuck the evangelicals too like you know

we're charity Jews are in that camp pretty comfortably too yeah I say that as a reformed Jew it's not anti-Semitism when I'm doing it what's really interesting is like in terms of like extremist religions, you know, because they're the ones that like like the evangel evangelize the most.

Although I'm not sure about the Hasids or those guys. I don't know. Do they do much? Because Judaism is a little different. Internally, yes. OK. Like amongst Jews, yes. But.

Okay. It's like, I know that like, like a lot of the Islam that spread in the United States, especially like in jails and stuff like that, that's like a form of like Wahhabist stuff. Like where they like reject like holidays. And it's like, I asked like my, you know, the Muslims I know who are like all Egyptian and they're like, no, you can celebrate holidays that aren't yours like no one gives a shit in egypt like yeah maybe the muslim brotherhood does but we don't give a shit what they think either like right and it's just interesting to see how like the different the different tendencies there um there's different

sects or schools of thought but yeah mormons. Getting back to the Mormons. They like to evangelize, too. I'm just tired of them coming after the fucking podcast. I'm tired of them dominating books. I'm tired of them dominating offensive linemen. And yeah,

it's NFL coaching. And the FBI. And you, Andy Reid. Yeah. and yeah it's nfl coaching and the fbi daniel andy reed yeah although andy reed strikes me as someone who definitely has a beer or two yeah he's not like mike leach walking around with a cup of coffee yeah fuck all right so yeah world cup thank you good job messy it was a great World Cup. It was actually a really enjoyable sporting event if it wasn't for the dead bodies underneath. I will say that Messi deserves

one. I'm glad the little tax sheet got his glory. He's 5'7". Oh, is he? Yeah, he's 5'7". You could be a short king in football. Pay your fucking taxes. Depends what Argentina's using it for.

I don't know if it was Argentina. Yeah, yeah. It was in the Panama Papers. Argentine politics are fucking wild. Wild. Absolutely wild from what I know. They're Kirchnerists,

which are like a a strand of perot it's a left-wing strain of peronism i believe it's fucking weird dude so i believe the government right now in argentina is fairly social democratic kind of left i believe i could be wrong they could have like because a lot of these countries change governments more frequently because their parliamentary system but yeah I'm fairly certain they are. I could be wrong. Let me know if I'm wrong. Call me a douchebag for not getting Southern Cone politics right.

I am an uneducated Yankee. You're doing our best. You're a pig dog. Oh, the one other thing I wanted to bring up, too, is that if you are the head of state, you do get to coach your... Oh, yeah. we talked about that absolutely, like Jacques Chirac trying to coach the French national team, yeah, no

what's his name, it's Jacques Chirac it has been Chirac for a long time Macron better than Macron but sometimes in elections you have to just eat shit. Eat a little shit.

It sucks. We know. Sometimes it is that bad. Consider this. Consider who would be funnier coaching your national team. LaPom would not be entertaining at all. All those freaks are joyless, dude.

They have no any sort of happiness in their lives. be entertaining at all. All those freaks are joyless, dude. They have no any sort of happiness in their lives. Biden would have been fun. Obama would have been fun. W would have been a ball assuming he understood anything about the sport.

Now watch me hit this golf ball. Yeah, watch me. W is just using it as a driving range, pelting the Panamanian team with golf balls. They're trying to drag him off the secret services, fighting the FIFA dudes. You'd watch that shit. I'd watch that shit.

They give the president a red card. Just being screamed at and barely intelligent, barely understood French. His, the Bush's W's like stat coaching staff would be all evangelical but oddly diverse at the same time. They'd all be fucking crazy psychopath bigots, but they'd be

nice people to talk to. That's the worst because they're so fucking insidious. That was W's whole shit. They were all nice and diverse, but they were all fucking psychos. The neocon brain versus Trump's. He just picked the

people. Whoever tips the less. If you really watch Reservoir Dogs and you're like, Mr. Pink's my dude and I don't believe in tipping at all, you got into the Trump campaign pretty easily.

Obviously, we should end tipping, but while it exists, tip your fucking ass off. Yeah. As much as you can afford, obviously. Have the president be... That's a good question. What head of state... Colin, let us know. What head of state do you think would be best there?

Charlie, this is for you, buddy. And yes, spare us the North Korea take. We know what it's going to be. Yeah, we're not allowing North Korea. We're not allowing Assad. And we're not allowing Putin. We're also not allowing Zelensky

because he would be fine, but like really annoying about it. No, what would happen is that he would make it illegal for his players to unionize or strike. Yeah. Who would be good? Who's real fun?

I would think that he's not president anymore, but Vicente Fox would have been a ball. I literally was going to say that. Vicente Fox would be great. Vicente Fox would have been a lot of fun. Oh, absolutely. He's a right-wing populist or whatever, but he's...

He did some pretty gruesome stuff during the San Salvador riots. But yeah, I would watch Vicente Fox absolutely coach a football team. Oh yeah, definitely.

The Gaul coaching the French national team? Yeah, and just looking the other way over a bunch of shit yeah but undefeated no goals given up at all just from the stern look

who's the guy the guy the old really shitty president of Thailand oh the king no the prime minister of Thailand like 2005

oh maybe shit I know is the king and then the king died and then his like new son is like this like fuck off playboy guy yeah they're all dude I that area of the world is so fascinating to me because like you're still dealing with

like thanks for updating the point uh hang on sorry work but i don't have to hang up this time yes i'm not going to hang up no we're just gonna stay on the phone you can listen to me have a business phone call i don't give a shit i mean if you do have to break I'll hit stop it's starting to record dude it's 4 o'clock the Friday before Christmas it's December 23rd I ain't going it's 4 o'clock the Friday before Christmas

I don't know you could come up with some Christian song I'm Jewish so it's a Jews for Jesus song Jews for Jesus are just are just christians oh i know oh i got a headline for you oh please woman tracks down her stolen hyundai kills two in gas station shootout jesus and shot a third in the head goddamn what's the problem it's just mobile castle doctrine i don't do any of the retreat motherfuckers you're 200 miles from your house i didn't retreat it's not it's it's not it's

called castle doctrine not exclusive economic zone doctrine Duty of The ram has touched the walls Yeah When you touch the door of my civic Yeah You touch the handle of my accent You have forfeited your life No No duty retreat

No duty retreat But you have to identify the threat So just Just write to you out there who are, but you have to identify the threat. So just for any of you out there who are gun owners, you have to identify the threat first. And if the jury would not find out, you would have a reasonable suspicion of bodily harm to you or others. You cannot kill them.

You also can't shoot them in the back. Yeah. That's my old SRA training. Yeah. That's my old SRA training. Yeah, you can't shoot someone if they're running away. That's bad, yeah.

This isn't sending in the cavalry after you've troops around it. Vigilante justice. Yeah. Shit, okay. There was some baseball stuff. I don't know. was it the the pirates no the pirates didn't do anything the mets spun the side spent themselves into oblivion

yeah zach zach from pittsburgh had sent this to us where he says talk about how bad fucking the situation is pittsburgh is the mets spent more money in one night, 315 million than the Pirates have since 2010. That's fucking embarrassing, dude. Tie the Nutting family to an anti-aircraft gun. Just let her rip. Let's pull some alleged Kim Jong-un shit.

I don't think he actually did that. I've said this a lot. Can you imagine being the poor son of a bitch who has to roll out the AA gun? Just trudging along like, God damn it, wish he'd kill me too. Just trudging along and trudging along. Comrade President, if I may, I... Can I get like a truck or something, please?

I am carrying out your orders without any hesitance, but this is not good for the firearm the blood and guts do make this weapon less capable of fighting imperialist aggression should that happen in the future dear leader I am writing in with a

suggestion I am carrying out your order without hesitation this is just for future reference. I would not presume anything. That said, can I please get a truck? Even a gator at this point. Can I get an incline plane?

Something. Man. I mean, I don't actually think that they did that. That sounds fucking... Just shoot him in the fucking head like come on i don't i don't believe that the shit about north korea and i don't think there's any reason to a lot of it is because a lot of it's from like south

korean like anti-communist newspapers agree that they're like not good people and it's not a good regime and they do human rights violations but like some of the more outlandish shit is a little like all right guys like we can we can acknowledge that they're not good people about like resorting to basically like world war two era propaganda,

like racial propaganda. If you don't like them. Yeah. You don't have to make up shit. Like, like, I don't know. Does that say something?

Like if you can, if you can't like come up with criticisms that aren't making up shit, like, right. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I't know I don't know I don't believe like I genuinely would

like actually like to just check it out see what's going on no fuck no I think I'm not going to steal a post or anything and I have a solid record of being on at least within their side of what would you call it? The leftist tendency

spectrum. But whatever. We'll see what happens. Vietnam I also like to check out. I like to go. I'm debating if I have to poop. Yeah. If you have to poop, let me know because I do need to get more alcohol.

Let me take a quick dump and we'll get back to it to it all right we'll be right back after this turd all right back from my dump we're back we're back on the on the poop chart was it a one or a set one to seven no it was like a it was a three dude it was a three ah good good so yeah yeah yeah i've been i've been eating a good amount of fiber it's good you tell me you want to cut this you can leave in shit chat you texted me about getting swole so

the swole turn yeah try to get swole you're listening to the swolecast with Barbell and Dumbbell Bar and D and dumbbell yes yeah yeah we're we're we're going we're doing this is the right wing turn we're going but we're going to do it like we're gonna do lifting right wing stuff so like we're gonna talk about how the jews have

infiltrated the uh the weightlifting industry where people known for our physical prowess of course hey what's the CrossFit guy he's Jewish that doesn't help me Greg Grossman or something like that who's the libertarian dork I don't know CrossFit guy

seven reasons why you should date a CrossFit guy okay CrossFit inventor. Greg Glassman. Greg Glassman. CrossFit CEOs resigns after offensive racist tweets about George Floyd and coronavirus.

Oh, wow. Yeah, he's an asshole. No, Roz has a Wikipedia article. Does he now? Yeah. Under Do Not Eat or under his whole name? Do Not Eat 01. Let's see. Do Not Eat 01. Oh, well, there's your problems

with red links. Someone go on and create that. You don't need to do that. Okay, hold on. Someone put in the International Phonetic Alphabet. It should be Rochniak. That's more correct. So it's how... Well, it's raw it's like raw raw bras bras knee ick rosniak that's not how he says it though no he says rosniak rosniak rosniak

do i am i going to edit this for the... Yeah, probably. Whatever. I am. He considers himself to be a socialist. No, that is true. He considers himself to be a communist. All right.

It sort of depends on the day, honestly. Does it? Yeah. I mean, I've heard what he said about the Kulaks. Yeah. Yeah. And your dad at the same time. Yeah.

And I nodded agreeingly you're at your mom i think your mom just was like talking to my wife so yeah that's fun all right anyway enough communism for one day so what else what else we're talking about baseball fuck it uh we did that already. Birds. Go Birds. The Birds won. I guess the Bears. April Bowlers. Yeah. Jalen Hurts, right? First Pro Bowl?

Yeah. And you can check out their, and I'm not making this up, Christmas album. Yes. Which is now available. Yes. I haven't listened to it. I know John from Pittsburgh sent it to me. Not the full album, just like the link about it. He got the scoop. He's like from Pittsburgh sent it to me. Not the full album, just the link. He got the scoop.

That's cool. Am I actually going to seek this out? Yes. Probably not. I don't know. Have you heard it? Yeah, I've heard a couple songs off. It's pretty fucking good, honestly. Who's the best singer on there?

I don't know who is who is who. I'm going to be real with you. I'm not very good at that. No, that's right. Why is Roz going on a train? Because he has to go home for Christmas. His train is two hours late. Is he bitching about that on Twitter?

Yeah, I accidentally I don't I make a policy of not like being on Twitter during. I absolutely checked Twitter while we're recording because that's where I get our sports news, man. There we go. And bring back the Solari board. That's all I'm going to say. Yeah, honestly, you can go see it at the Pennsylvania Railroad Museum if you want. They killed it with its eyes open. They still use them in Europe.

They're good. They're good. Keep them. And then they're like, oh, we're going to bring it back. But just like what? As like a joke? Yeah. Just use it as a supplement. You can have both. How much money does it fucking cost to run?

How much? The electricity cost. I can say the maintenance. Not much. You have to send an Italian guy over like once a year to like check the fucking years. Jesus Christ, he's Italian's Italian like he's fine you're coming to Philadelphia there'll be he got homestay there's your fucking you're you went

for robot voice on me what was that out you're dropping out am I dropping out can you hear me yes we're gonna lose it yeah you went for robot voice there bud oh I think it was fine though audio wise because there was no problems on my end I could hear okay I could Oh, I think it was fine, though, audio-wise. Because there were some problems on my end.

I could hear you. I think it was just reception. Cool, cool, cool. I always get surprised if I lose power. I didn't get any... Nothing flickered. Good, okay. Yeah, because I literally can still hear the wind. If you stop talking, I can hear the wind outside. That is nuts.

Yeah. Yeah. Fucking Italian. Who would be Italian? is that fucking nuts yeah yeah fucking Italian who would be Italian it would be Italian who would speak Italian who would go to Italy for Christmas like a fucking loser all right yeah so the birds are good that went against the bears was sloppy but you got the dub

it was cold as shit in Chicago yes and they it was they played down for much of the game. Yeah, they did. They did, and it makes sense that it hurts. Shoulders hurt. Minshew's going to be playing. We're playing the Giants? Cowboys?

Cowboys. Chris' Eve game. Yeah, that picture that Seamus Clancy shared of Gardner Minshew, freshman year of college. Yeah, gotta say, that's a great picture. It's a good picture.

It's a good picture. It kind of makes sense. Everything starts to fit together with him. Who knows what sort of... He gave Mike Leach's eulogy, which I thought was very sweet. Yeah. Who knows what sort of antics he's going to get up to. What kind of crazy high five he'll have with his dad or jacket he'll wear.

He's a wild card, man. Yeah. He's going to do something wacky. He's a character. To string a fucking win together. Are you wacky enough to beat the Dallas Cowboys and continuously deny them playoff berth?

He is from Flowood, Mississippi. He's from the middle of goddamn nowhere. Oh, God. I, he's in the middle of goddamn nowhere. Oh, God. I hope he's cool. I mean, I hope he's not one of those guys. I don't want to know. I hope he's not.

Speaking of the Cowboys sucking, they lost to Doug Peterson. You could take Doug out of Philly, but you can't take Philly out of Doug. They lost in overtime. They did not secure a playoff berth. The Jacksonville Jaguars. Yes.

Heroes of the AFL, AFC. Jesus Christ. Heroes of football. Heroes of Philadelphia. Yeah. You want to talk about this story? Because that's fucking amazing. Yeah, so it was overtime.

Was it a kick return or pick six? Pick six. It was pick six. Yeah, and they lose in overtime. No chance to come back, right? And so our friend, Ball Taser Official shared a tweet with us that was

the Jacksonville Beach restaurant, Philly's Finest, sent over $800 worth of Philly cheesesteaks delivered to the Jacksonville Jaguars at Doug Peterson for defeating the Cowboys. And you might ask,

what? You can get a cheesesteak? Yes. You might be asking yourselves. Garrett? Yeah, I just had to pull up the Google reviews. Oh, yes, please. So, for your pleasure, our first ad.

We are cutting an ad for Philly's finest in Jacksonville, Florida. If you know these people, if they want to send us a check, that's probably how they'll pay us. They probably don't know how Venmo works. Okay, let me walk you through it.

Billy's-finest.com. Now, they're in a strip mall. They have cheesesteaks and pizza. Their favorite teams, not favorite favorite are the eagles phils and flyers i wonder why there's no sixers on here whoa we are really from philly with r capitalized like it's a fucking georgian 1700s letter camel case uh yes uh you want to read some of the reviews for these people because they

absolutely deserve a shout out this i'm going here so for those of you who don't know i'll be on vacation uh at some point in the future i'm going to jacksonville florida and i will be watching the gator bowl between the university of south carolina and notre dame i have my university of south carolina camo under armor hat because I couldn't find the hat that just says Cox on it. And I bought a Notre Dame shirt despite never going to that school. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, half half of everyone's like in northeast Philly. Right.

So this this place, this is how, you know, they're for Philly. One that's, you know, unable to produce standard written English. But they respond to every review. Like good or bad, they respond. So

on just the Google reviews, Philly's Finest, a man named Benjamin Yisrael reviewed the ribeye cheesesteak. This guy's got 584 reviews. Like, come on, dude. Jesus.

Stop. I have like three reviews ever. And it was all like when it was shit and I wanted to warn people. I got botulism from here. Yeah, that's a good thing. What do you do? What fucking are you reviewing the bodega around the corner? Great. You're one of three

reviews. Anyway, so Benjamin Yisrael Oh, I got the burp. I think I burped on the other recording too, so that's perfect. I think you did. Benjamin says I almost said a voice there.

I'm not going to do that voice. Don't do that voice. I use Google. Lead me to a good cheesesteak at Jacksonville. With 4.2 stars, I thought this would be a safe bet. Look at the pics of my sandwich and tell me if it's indicative of a good Philly.

Don't call it a Philly. Nope. Wrong. Nerd. Don't call it a Philly. It's a cheesesteak or steak. No one ever calls it a Philly. Ever.

No. Never say that that never fucking say that if you call into this podcast and you i don't care who you are or how much money you've donated if you say call it a philly i will block your number you will lose privileges okay so so so understand that okay all. If it's indicative of a good filling, I don't think. I didn't think so. Tastes was really good, but the portion was skimpy. More bread than meat, and the bread was not soft. All right, this guy uses ellipses as commas. Got a small.

Yeah, yeah. Use a fucking period. Got a small amount of fries as well. This place is a solid three, but the price I paid was a bit insolent. 20 bucks for a skimpy filling and a handful of fries is unreasonable. It tasted good, but that would never go back. I felt robbed. And then the...

Please, please read the response from the owner after my initial post. Let me ask the readers to view the comments of other diners and visit establishments. I noticed a pattern. I stand by my review. And then the response from the owner. Benjamin. Benjamin, I'm sorry you did not enjoy your visit.

We charge $13.49 for a real ribeye cheesesteak. Ribeye is $18 a pound in the supermarket. To say you got robbed is far-fetched to say the least. We are hardworking peoples who have been serving great authentic cheesesteak for the last 23 years. You must be the only person who don't know

what inflation is, and it's destroying small businesses. Beautiful. Beautiful. And then they just respond to everything. So Miss Tara, Miss Bitesville Tara says, excellent customer service. Like a nice review. A huge thank you from this Jersey girl. Thank you, Miss Tara.

I enjoyed. I'm glad you enjoyed your visit and that Sydney gave you a great experience. Hope to see you again soon soon so it's like every response yeah I love that I just love the earnestness of this guy like I we know what his politics are yeah yeah yes we would get along

as long as we don't talk politics as long as we don't talk politics we're fine yeah sports only yeah let's see a couple bad reviews here we got one chicken figure but that's what we got for $16. Food was nice, good. The owner responds, I'm glad you enjoyed the chicken figures. I'm sorry, food prices are out of control with this inflation. Super high labor costs.

Yeah. We're a small business who tries very hard. Yeah, but like let me read you. Did I close the tab? God damn it. Control shift T. Control shift T. Control shift T. I looked at their facebook page dude their wings

actually look legitimately look good yeah they're doused in sauce yeah the uh the full liquor bar draft beers 12 draft beers on tap from pale ale to light beer we got all your colors pale to pale yeah right the fly eagle fly shot

which is coconut rum spiced rum, pineapple, melon and blue curacao they do shrimp po'boys for some fucking reason I'm going here, I can't wait man it's just just

oh I gotta find the best review. Hold on. Where's the crab fries one? The crab fries review. Where is it? Hold on. Control F. Crab. Old. Where's old? Come on. Okay. All right.

Dalman J says, not a bad cheesesteak. the fries on their hand is a big no a small portion for ten dollars and it's just covered with old bay like a lot of it should fucking be covered with old bay i'm a big guy that couldn't finish them yeah bullshit bullshit no problem with cheese steak steak spelled like the thing you kill a vampire with jesus fuck man well let me see their Polly Trey of all your favorite Philly's finest food are available For pickup or delivery

I literally I cannot wait to go here Hold on hold on Bread was soft sandwich wet though I like the onion's a bit softer I got the nervous white guy service So my food came out super fast And then his response I'm sorry you didn't enjoy the Old Bay fries.

Yes, they have a lot of Old Bay on them. But what everyone wants. Send me your info at their email and I will make a fresh batch with less Old Bay. Isn't that a Yahoo.com address? Yes. Yes, at Yahoo. And I'm going to say he probably says he meant to put a slur in there, but didn't put it in. And the rest of it's like, go birds, go eagles.

This is a fake review. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy your visit. Like, yes, I I am going to a place where people complain there's too much Old Bay. Yeah. So fucking good. Oh, man. I'm actually their food. Actually, I'm looking at their Facebook pictures.

Genuinely, they have shaky like camera footage of their bar. People cheering. It genuinely looks like you would have fun there. Yeah, I honestly can't wait. I honestly can't. I'm so excited. Like this is you're going to be disappointed because I don't think, oh, the pictures of beer, those are not clean glasses.

No. No, not at all. They poured it, the size of the pints look, are completely uneven, too. Like, there's... I don't care. I'm going to a bar in a Jacksonville strip mall, man. Like, I don't give a shit. And they post the same five pictures over and over again.

Good. Just one repeat. And their cheesesteak, I got to say their cheesesteak, the giant chunks of onion don't look that great. Okay. I'll let them know. I'm coming all the way from fucking Philadelphia. I'll let them know.

But the wings genuinely look, I would enjoy those wings. I am so excited. They are flattered. That's okay. You can have a shithole. That's okay. You can have a shithole. Shitholes are good. You should go down and tell them why they're wrong. And then you guys can talk about

what quarter of Kensington you grew up in. Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely. We're going to end up being like third cousins. I do have family who live in that part of Florida. I would not be surprised if we're like fifth cousins. Yeah, that makes sense.

Oh, man. Yeah. His mom, whoever the owner is, their mom definitely went to Little Flower. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. My mom went to Little Flower because my mom ain't one of them Hallahan girls. Oh, yeah. Yeah, my mom went to Little Flower because my mom ain't one of them Hallahan girls.

You can Google, you can do your own research of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, yeah. So, dude, I'm excited for you. I'm like hungry for wings now. Yeah, good choice. I am going to go on I'm going to annoy my wife and order wings

and then I'm going to find the lowest rated place around here. Oh, man. Alright. You got anything else on the birds or on your impending botulism? No, I'm good.

No, that fucking looks good. Alright. Oh, by the way, the waffle fries, they're waffle fries too. They, I'm kidding. That fucking looks good. By the way, they're waffle fries too. They're Old Bay fries. That's even better. Alright. Sixers. Yeah. Winners of, I believe,

six in a row. Maybe 75. I don't know. They're 13-5 at home, which is pretty good, yeah, winners of their last 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 they did beat the Pistons when we tried to record this the first time

so I'm hoping they make it 7 tonight Tyrus Max is still out but the team's starting to gel hopefully Embiid, I mean Embiid is already looking pretty ragged I'm hoping that you know they can get get him some fucking help

yeah fucking not Montrezl Harrell what's his name has been absolutely atrocious PJ Tucker yes yeah he's a lot better when he doesn't score he a lot better when he doesn't score.

He's objectively better when he doesn't score, which is kind of depressing. How does that work? I don't know. He didn't shoot at all against the Pistons, and they won by 20, so there you go. You got to focus all that chi on your D. Yeah, I don't need you to play offense,

but having a guy, it's sort of been two, where you're just yeah i don't need you to play offense but like having a guy like it's sort of been too where you're just like all right you can't shoot but you can only play lock them down defense for so long unfortunately yeah we hired you for your wingspan that's right yeah right we're paying out the nose for it 10.49 million which is quite a bit of money but let's get get secure the bag my man secure the bag. Yeah, we're not opposed to that. If they paid me, Tyrese is still at least a few weeks away.

PJ Tucker, if you're listening, if you send us 0.1% of your pay, we will become a PJ Tucker podcast. Yeah, we can do that. 1%, or 0.1%, right? 0.1% is not that much, is it? I'm not good at math. Help me here. The right but point one percent's not that much is it i'm not good at math help me here arithmetic no it's not that much but you know one percent is

good though that's like like like 10 grand yeah so point one would be a thousand dollars which we can still use man i'll be pj tucker pockets for a year if you can say that's a thousand bucks fuck it i don't care yeah okay yeah sixers so hopefully they win uh flyers they managed to win i don't know if they won let the last game since we because this is two days later since we tried to record right let's see they played they beat the oh they lost the least but it was competitive yeah four three i think yeah so they beat the blue jacketsets five to three yeah they're still trash they're gonna be trash they're bottom feeders it's fine

yeah 11 six and seven it's yeah oh yeah hockey great well love it um I'm sorry 26 four and two yeah they're just taking on the devils tonight.

I think we talked about the point. They're like point differential, goal differential, which is like fucking disgusting. Plus fifty seven or something. Plus fifty five. Yeah, disgusting. Oh, we're meeting right now. All right. Do you and I'm not just talking about the length of the podcast.

Oh, you ready for some voicemails? Yeah, of course. All right, Bobby I'm not just talking about the length of the podcast. You ready for some voicemails? Yeah, of course. All right. Bobby from Western Maryland. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. This is Bobby from Western Maryland again. He, him pronouns. Before I get to my question, I feel like I need to respond to Auntie Liam, the Vikings fan. No, I don't have family in Wisconsin. I'm not from Wisconsin.

I am a Packers fan because the first game I ever watched was with my mom's best friend. She was a Washington fan. It was Washington versus Green Bay. And I decided to be a shithead little kid and root for the team that she was rooting against.

And I've stuck with them ever since. I was about, I don't know, three or four years old. And, yeah, and I also feel very vindicated in not choosing Washington as my team to support, given just about everything they've done since then and even before then. So, yeah, and I've made the pilgrimage to Lambeau on multiple occasions. So, there's that. And I'll just say, you know what?

I'll branch here. Congrats to you and your Vikings. It's a great cardiac season for y'all. Now, my question here is going to be, what

is you guys' favorite and or least favorite bowl game name? Because there's some fucking crazy ones out there, and I always find it to be a pretty entertaining part of this time of the year. Anyway, that's

it. Thanks for taking my call. Go pack go and fuck the Vikings, fuck the Bears, fuck the Lions, fuck Penn State. Have a good one. So we got this far in the first episode. Yes.

My least favorite are the ones that I'll agree with you are stupid. Really Equestria Bowl. The Military Bowl. that like i'll agree with you are stupid like really a military bowl or the like the but like uh whatever like the barstool bowl that shit like i like the name the music city bowl which is iowa versus kentucky this year i love that cheese it's now sponsors two separate bowls the duke's mayo bowl is always a winner because they dump a giant container of Duke's Mayo on the winner. Low-key favorite for me is the San Diego County Credit Union Holiday Bowl.

Yes. Which is like two legitimate programs. My favorite is the famous Idaho Potato Bowl. Yeah. Because I imagine the bowl of potatoes. Yeah, exactly. I also really like the Bahama Bowl, bowl which is always the like the kickoff because it's just whatever like garbage mid-conference teams no one gives a shit about

like i like that a lot i i do like like the idea like the bowl idea though like where you just like all right outside of like you know the rose bowl the orange but like the big ones like you just have like random bowls where it's like fuck fuck it. We need some tourist dollars. Like, right. And just, we, Hey,

we could sit 40, we could fit 40,000. Why not? Like, why not? Yeah. So I do like that. It's,

it's, it's, it's, it's a fun tradition. And like, you know, I know trad Tom hours, you know,

traditions are good sometimes, sometimes, not always, but sometimes. But yeah, I are good sometimes, sometimes, not always, but sometimes. But yeah, I definitely hate the really bad, just like corporate, excuse me, corporate uninspired bullshit. Like, give me something fun. Give me something stupid and goofy, which is what college football should be. Like the Idaho potato bowl has a, has a giant potato walking around.

Like, fuck. Yes. Yes. I love that. Yeah, fuck, yes, yes. I love that dumb shit. All right. What else you got? We got, sometimes I don't get the jokes that I do previously, so I have Charlie, but I have him as Carolus Rex.

King Charlie? Yeah, King Charlie. Charles XIII, King of Roxburgh. Yeah, King Charlie. Charles XIII, King of Roxburgh. Yeah, of course. Well, I mean, Sweden did settle here before the English. It's true. I watched Franklin. That's on YouTube.

Well, duh. It's on Wikipedia now. Hey, guys. Hey, Liam. Hey, Tom. My two sweet boys. Watched the World Cup final. Hey, Tom. My two sweet boys. Watch the World Cup final. I'm reminded of the Marks line. First is tragedy, second is farce.

Just watch the replay of the MLS Cup final. But this time it was the World Cup. Really didn't care who won. Probably would have been a little bit happier if France won, but, you know, just, you know, just goes to show that, you know, the Qataris proved that sports washing works and, you know, spending the money to get the World Cup, you know, killing 6,500 people. Jesus. I thought it was less than that. I didn't know it was that much. It's good when you have a really exciting final at the end of it, and everybody can forget, and, you know,

we can keep our military bases there. God damn, Charlie. In the future, you know, everybody can forget about the fact that they bribed everybody in the Exco to get the World Cup. They can forget about the useless labor to build all the stadiums and had people die had people die during the world cup while it's being taken place you know we can forget all that about all that when you know you get a nice shiny crazy final like we did today um yes you know she's

not wrong no he's completely right the beginning of the birds game uh you know on to the birds go birds you know I'm hoping to bring them young money boys get the seat fucking their beloved youth piss on the grave of Joe Paterno

again later yeah no no no joy for the bring them young money Money Boys. Their reason that we're recording is again. God damn it. Thank you. Oh, this is silence. Hold on. Let me turn that off. Thank you, Charlie. Charlie, it was nice to

meet Charlie in person. Oh, yeah. Good dude. Bought us beers that neither of us needed. No. Especially you. I kept slamming beers before every recording. Yeah. Like, what was it? Did you have like a signal prearranged like for

them to just bring you beers? We just kept doing it. Oh, that's pretty sick. Alright. Yeah, that's awesome. Charlie, you also like said, you tagged us in something for having like a 10,000 losses thing. Dude, you tell us said you tagged us in something for having like a 10,000 losses thing. Dude, you tell us when you want us to come to the game.

All right. Yeah. You set the date. Just tell us when to do it and we'll see if we could do it. If we can't, we'll pick it. Then you pick it. Right. That's by the way, here's a leadership tip from Tom Payne.

When you're trying to schedule something like an IPEP meeting or an event, you just tell people when it's going to happen, and then if they can't make it, they'll tell you. Don't try and send it on a fucking poll. That doesn't work. Just tell people. Just tell people when to show up. They will do it. It works all the time. It's a secret. That's something brought to you by

Coast Guard Leadership Management. C-School. Yeah, thanks, Charlie. See school. All right. Yeah. Thanks, Charlie. Appreciate it. You know what? Like he got like real, real there, but it's legit.

Like, yeah, no, he's absolutely right. Like it sucks, dude. They fucking suck. Like at 6500. I didn't know it was that high. God damn. That's that's. I got to double check that. 6,500.

Jesus Christ. Holy shit. Like, how the fuck? No one should have fucking sent their goddamn teams. They should have boycotted that. That's disgusting. That's. I have no words.

I have nothing. I literally have nothing to say. Jesus Christ. I have nothing. I literally have nothing to say. Jesus Christ. I know Alice was posting some stuff about like Qatar and the women in Qatar and stuff like that. But what were you going to say? Dude, I don't even. What can you say?

65. God damn. Like they hold these people's like fucking passports. They can't go back to India or Pakistan or whatever. And there's this subtext of, I don't know, religious animosity or racial shit or skin color shit. I don't know what the fuck. It's fucked up, dude.

That's... Yeah, fuck that shit, man. I don't know. My wife and I, we talked about maybe... This was years ago. Before we really settled on where we were going to live and stuff like that we were like well maybe you want to do like maybe we could go to like the uae or qatar and like they offered like generous salaries and stuff like that right and it and it's like man i don't know and we had to be backed out against it because it ended up just like well i can pay

into a pension system like a teaching job here I'm not paying taxes but I'm not paying into a pension either you know and like in Qatar like drinking like UAE is a little more yeah drinking is really hard in Qatar obviously the Budweiser fiasco yeah

yeah and the LGBTQ rights and it's just like I don't want to sound like you know this is like i don't know it's not anti-muslim or anything like that because i'm chill with a lot of muslims no it's anti-petro state yeah it's yeah it's it's it's anti-giving a reactionary form of government a bunch of fucking money that you can use to perpetrate stuff. Like, we both don't like states. I like

states marginally more than you do, just for a utilitarian purpose. Neither of us like the theocratic petro-states. They should not exist. The Qatari people should rise up. Of course, they're leaders underfoot, please.

Yeah, I'm never going to Qatar. Just king, whatever the fuck Emmy or whatever it is. Yeah, I don't know. Just fucking just do that. All right. All right. Yeah.

Next voicemail. All right. Yeah. Don't wash your clothes with regular laundry detergent. Use unscented because sometimes it could show up weird on IRR when they're using the drones on you.

So that's just a pro tip. Okay. We got Anti-Liam. The Anti-Pope. Yay, Liam. Hey, Tom. And I'll say it a second time since I was an asshole and missed you last week. Hey, Tom. It's Anti-Pope Liam.

And I don't want to be the... Oh, this is good. Every single week, especially when I'm not really paying attention to a Philly team, but Jesus Christ! The

biggest comeback in NFL history this week. That's fucking ludicrous. They're supposed to be terrible. By rights, that fucking team is supposed to suck every single year, and I

don't quite understand how to cope with having a decent... But... I'm going to be filling in the blanks here. This is the only place I actually have to talk about sports a lot, so I figure I'd just yell about it a little bit more. Good for you.

Yes. Hey, Tom. Oh, we got three. I'm going to have to use the generated robot voice to fill in what I think he said. And, yeah. There's one more thing I actually want to talk about. Yeah, go ahead.

I want to talk about... First, I want to thank you for calling in, and we hope that this is a cool place where you can enjoy sports, not be judged if you don't know anything, not be judged if you know too much. We don't give a shit. Oh, yeah, no, absolutely.

Trevor Bauer of the LA Dodgers having his suspension reduced for 324 games, to 194 games, reinstating him and making him eligible to play baseball again after he uh domestic abuse, like yeah sexual assault allegations

vicious, vicious sexual assault vicious shit I have said this multiple times that I believe that everyone does deserve a second chance, but I do not believe that people who do this in positions of power deserve a second chance playing professional baseball it's the same way I felt

about Mike Vick where you know I all I can say is like yeah they give a shit about money and ticket sales a lot more than they give a shit about you and you know you know like you bring up Mike Vick but you know you know

like you bring up Mike Vick but you know in that case and I am very deeply like empathetic and like I love animals like that and you know it's like a second chance but not here kind of thing and I know a lot of people hey Violations Greg

who was a guest on here he didn't watch the Eagles that year because of that but Mike Vick has at the end kind of low key worked to atone for his sins someone like Trevor Bauer and his politics

aside which are atrocious that's something I personally you know would never be able to like I don't know how the fuck you atone for that that's something I personally, you know, would never be able to like, I, I don't know how the fuck you,

you atone for that. You know, I don't think you can really meaningfully. No, I mean, like dozens of years in therapy and rehabilitation and, you know, uh, making it right in terms of volunteering with victims of abuse and

educating yourself on what you've done. Yeah. You have suffered no meaningful consequences. You're still going to get paid a shit ton. Yeah. If just in case the worst thing happens because I've seen some dipshits online. If he gets cut by the Dodgers

and then like the Phillies sign him, I'm not watching the Phillies. I'm not watching the Phillies anymore I'm not watching the Phillies anymore. I'm a Mariners fan, though. After that. Nah. I've read the whole was it the LA Times

or the New York Times? I can't remember. It did the full expose with what he did. We literally, I would have to like edit in like a whole fucking trigger warning if we're gonna talk about it i'm not doing that it is absolutely disgusting stuff he did and the chauvinistic bullshit of the people who come to his defense and you know his politics don't help but again that this is the kind of this is the kind of shit someone with that politics does and thinks is okay. Right.

You don't have that kind of politics without thinking that of women. Really a disgust for your fellow human being. Yeah. It's completely selfish incel bullshit. Right. You want a denial of their humanity i i had a i had a um a student once who uh for a writing prompt which was where would you like to if you could pick any place in the world make your home like just settle in where would it be and why and this kid wrote like what felt like to me like that

what was that the incel who killed all those women i was a guy in montreal or no which i mean which one right like everyone's gonna know who i'm talking about something elliot yeah dobler or something i don't know something elliot yeah it read like what his manifesto is like i want a woman who's going to need to depend on me so that way she can't leave and i remember like sitting down with this kid i was like hey buddy like we're talking man to man now like i'm not your teacher right now i'm i'm another man to you that's that's this is not how relationships work you want someone to love you for you you don't want to ever force someone to be in that that's not how it works and the kid just stared at me with glazed eyes right like yeah yeah future sexual offender right um

but that's that's the kind of shit you get from someone like trevor bauer you just give you give that kind of shit head unrepentant unrepentant unrepentant i didn't do anything wrong oh he really truly believes that which is honestly horrifying it's it's fucking disgusting and you know um you know we make the joke sometimes like what would you do with pete rose's dick and all that kind of stuff man i can't even like be with trevor bauer funny i got nothing it's not funny there's nothing funny about it it's it's too recent

it's too and he's too unrepentant and it's not like he's a doddering old man who we all know is fucking that piece of shit there's people out there who still fucking love the dude and um this is more culture war bullshit yeah it's not cool it's dude it's not culture war to like

have consent you know like that like when did that become culture war hey are you into this maybe I'm old school but I'm not into it unless my partner's into it so you know fuck it Jesus Christ we got heavy no fuck So, you know, fuck it. Jesus Christ, we got

heavy. I'm glad you brought it up, though, because I did see that. I think I memory-holed it for a second because it just... And the MLB is like, oh, well, you know, arbitrator said, you know, just you know what the commissioner

of baseball can do? You know what you can do? You can say, you know what? You are no longer allowed to be a player in this league right you could just do that yeah just say i want nothing to do with you ben limberg from uh the effectively wild podcast it was also from like the ringer or something like that he uh wrote a book and he talked to trevor bauer a lot it was about like the whole pitching revolution that was going on right right and trevor bowers you knowers was someone who was really interested in sharing all that stuff. And Ben Lindbergh has said on his podcast

many times, I deeply regret doing that with him. And to the point, it's like, don't buy the book. You know? Yeah, fuck that dude. Anti-aircraft guns do good for him.

Yeah, I'll post on that yeah let's wrap this thing up yeah so shit yeah I'm sorry to end out this is our last recording of the year Merry Christmas everybody Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Great Kwanzaa Buon Natale

sorry for everything we've ever done well Buon Natale is Happy Birthday right? I don't know oh no that's Happy Christmas what's, right? I don't know. Oh, no, that's happy Christmas. What's New Year? I'm going to hit you. Nuovo Anno? Literally, yes.

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Yeah. We have, I didn't check the last two days, but as of Wednesday, there's no new 700-level patrons. So why don't you go and upgrade to $3? Why not? Why not? Fuck it. Student loans. Say the boy. I am not funding my Italy trip with your money. You should be, but he's not.

I'm not, no. My wife is really good with money, and we don't go out. We're boring. I am very bad with money. So, you know. It's funny. You have someone, and I don't know. Yeah. Well, it's funny. You have someone, and I don't know what your feelings are on the ADHD thing, but a lot of type Bs, like me, end up with type As, and it tends to work. You got the creative side, and you got the managerial side.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I'll buy that. Yeah. So when you get your accounts combined... Well, I mean, hey, you did ask me for a budget with your swaness.

Yeah. So that's good. You might have to go over that, though. That's fine. Again, voicemail. 267-371-7218. I forgot whose penis I said do something with. Which national leader do you think would be the most fun to watch coach?

Yeah, call in and let us know because I'm honestly intrigued by that one. Yeah, definitely. Call in. Don't call in a way that like if my Google, if my phone gets searched at the airport in Italy, that like don't say anything about like the Mussolini family. That would be horrible. Far too obscene, you guys. Yeah, nothing that's going to get me thrown into.

I forget what, I forget the routine of prison or whatever it is in room all right dms follow us i'm at taking t-pain he's at not lean managed with zero because he's lee also at 10 000 losses you just search i forget how i when i signed up for everything i didn't like make a consistent styling which is against everything they tell you to do i'm a

fucking idiot sorry patreon.com slash 10 000000 losses. That's all spelled out. Other podcasts. Well, you have, well, there's your problem. Lions Love My Donkeys. I gotta say, well, there's your problem. The bonus on the Edsel. Yeah.

Genuinely, one of the best episodes you guys have done. It's terrific. Yeah. She is hilarious and just three hours of amazingness. I haven't finished the latest one, but the Edsel one is prime form. It is amazing. It's one of the best ones I've

listened to. You have Lions Led by Lambs. You have Trash Huge here. You have Hell of a Way to Die. Go listen to our boys at Tipping Pitches. What else? That's it. That's it. Alright listen to our boys at Tipping Pitches. What else? No, that's it. That's it.

Alright, guys, gals, Nightmare Pals. We'll see you around. Have a great New Year. Just get through it. Head down. Yep. Just ignore your family like I do. Listen to us instead. Yeah, listen to us instead. We're your family now. We're your best friends. Jalen Hurts is your dad now. Yes, he is.

Go squat, squat,, go 700 pounds. Bye.