Ten Thousand Losses - Prelude to Sadness

Episode Date: October 10, 2025

RECORDED BEFORE THE PHILLIES, GIANTS, AND FLYERS ALL LOST ON 10/9/2025. The boys recap the the past two weeks, talk about Tom's kompromat on Liam, and disavow poop. Also featuring listener messages.  Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy of this to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, had a satisfaction of John Kennedy. One, and we're live on Sports Eve. Sports Eve. Yeah, it's like Philadelphia Christmas.

The Flyers play, Tom. Yeah, well, who's, what's that? Who are the fly? What is a flyer? I imagine. The University of Dayton. Dating. Trying to be dating these broads on.

Broad Street. Hold on. Hold on. Let me scroll. There we go. Terrific. Dude, real high energy intro today. Yeah, doing great.

Oh, my head hurt so bad. I have a headache, too. Love it. Love it. Both of us having a headache. You're back. You're back from hell. The depths of Florida.

Yeah. Liam so loved, you know, that he descended into hell. You didn't bring anybody back with you. is a Gassimini that I conquered Gehenna Gehanna Well that's your guys' thing I don't know

I don't care My favorite thing is the valley Gehenna is now We just got houses there now This is the place of wailing And gnashing of teeth Where we throw garbage And dispose of unwanted children

And who can blow us Yeah That's a lot of mouse to feed Yeah Sacrifice them the ball Ball You know again a lot of mouths to feed

also the Jews were monolatrous and polytheistic before they were monotheistic the cult of Yahweh merged with the cult of L that's my favorite thing in the Bible is like the little hints of that yeah but they're like there might be other gods but you can't happen

yeah no um yeah what was someone that was supposed to be Yahweh's consort Ashura or something like that? I think so You have no other gods before me. And it's just like, okay, so there are maybe more gods. Do you think, do you think like Asher was kind of hot? Like, what do you think?

What do you think? Just saying, just saying, man. Like, God. But God also hates women. So at least the Bible God. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Not saying the other cultures of the world were great with women. I know way too much about Roman religious. and in Roman law to know, you know, basically any sort of sexual impropriety was a crime against the potter familias, not the woman. And that was a law for like how long? A long time. Well, yeah. When we get bank accounts?

Like 1985, I think. Like that. It might have been a little earlier. But, yeah, like, wow. Yeah, great. Anyway, so politics. Oh, it sucks. People say, people say Tom and Liam, we want to hear your takes.

They're just dying for our takes. But we can't really say anything anymore because we're going to get shot black bags. Black bagged, yeah. Yeah. Do the helicopters follow me? Oh, me too. It's very loud. It's over my house.

It's actually happened a few weeks ago. They were putting helicopters down in Franklin Square near my house, which is also. Love that. You're far away from the mic. I know I was leaning back to stretch Now I'm on the mic There we go This is what the listeners like

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Put Stephen Miller in the Hague. I can't say what I think about Stephen Miller. I genuinely can't because I have thoughts about him. He's the one that needs to be sent to the Hague. worse than that I meant I cooked the wrong one I meant to do I like that no

that's pretty good um people like that are so insidious insidious is the right word you know he's a fucking cop I'll tell you that shit right now

he's he's an evil human thing he's yeah he's he's he truly I mean he's a white supremacist he's yeah they're gonna send us to the camps too Stephen

yeah uh I I don't even know what the what the fuck like in two weeks it feels like it's been it's been months to a trillion eons yeah it's weeks where years happen thanks lennon you dick oh you know you can go like probably can like try and touch his dick if you really wanted to i don't want to do that thank you though probably fall off so also you would do if a lot of air lennon's entombed penis yeah uh what It was in the 20th century, I think.

There was a Pope that was embalmed so poorly that his nose fell off during like the funeral. Yeah, it was one of the, it was one of the, it was one of the, it was pre-Vatican 2. Sixtus the asshole. I don't know if it was the one during World War II or the one before him. Oh, Hitler's Pope. What's his name? Dude, they're all like pious, the 80s. pious, pious the 12th was Hitler's

88, Pope, Pius 14th, 88th. Pius the 12th was Hitler's Pope. Yes, I do get it. Is it, you know, you hear some stuff where he maybe was trying to do some shit in the low key, like he was kind of between Rock and Harpoise, Salute, I don't know, I'm not defending.

He may have been, but no, I prefer the narrative that he was Hitler's Pope. I don't care how factually inaccurate that is. It's not my problem. Hitler liked the Catholics very much. No, Hitler didn't like anyone very much. Oh, he like, never mind. He didn't really like himself that much either, I guess.

Hitler, the one ball wonder. Yeah. I love that every sniper elite game has like a mission, like a secret mission that you unlock where you could kill Hitler and you can shoot him. I'm playing sniper elite five right now. And you can shoot him in the ball. Like, it'll show the x-ray of the bullet go through his nut.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, that's always fun. Yeah, I'm playing cyber league five right now on my team deck. Yeah. Not literally right the second, but that's the game I got right. I wouldn't be shocked. I mean, you've downloaded cryptocurrency and, you know.

I haven't downloaded cryptocurrency. I just, the torrents, the torrents was slow. The torrents were slow, Tom. Speaking of cryptocurrency, something I noticed at my local giant. What? At my local, yes. This makes sense. You know the CoinStar machine?

Yeah, of course. It says you can turn this in the crypto. Oh, so instead of getting cash, you can go put it in, I don't know. In my crypto wallet. Yeah. Blow job, blowjob, blowjob. Blow job coin? Blow job.

BS, BCC. BCC. Is that your wallet, wallet code? I don't know how they work. I'll never have a cryptocurrency wallet. I have long since forgotten because I got out of crypto and they're getting worse good. Thank you. Yeah.

I'll never have a crypto wallet. I'll never, I'm never using AI ever again. You use AI now. I've seen you do it. Yeah. That's how I write the episodes. Well, we don't do a very good job. No.

Well, we did use it for that, like, parody thing. That was funny. That was funny to watch its struggle. I don't think it's gotten any better. Yeah. It still thinks that we're Joe Casabian. I should put that. You can leave that at all.

I don't care. I should bleep the part where I say I should bleep that. I don't think Joe listens to this. No. He was our first guest. Yeah, he was. We talked about... Different...

And come. Different times, man. Different times, man. Dude. Yeah, so welcome to another episode, 10,000 losses. The only Philadelphia podcast that exists. Oh, we're not even sports now. We're just the only Philadelphia's podcast that exists.

I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he. I'm with him. We say co-host, yay. What are your pronouns? You said like he him. That is not the word you said, sir. My, do I have to do old English again?

Yeah, you know what you should. Fuck you. There actually was a word for pronoun. We actually have a grammar book of Old English. Oh, that's terrific. Yeah, Alfred's grammar. Athlet's grammar? Afflids, King Elmar, the Unready or whoever it was?

I love Ethel Red the Unready. What is an insolting name? Do you know what unready means in like Unrard means? No, obviously I do not. It means it means poorly advised. Oh, so that's just one of his advisors going. It's just trying to play a game with SimCity and the guy's like, you'll regret this. And he's just like, ah, surely I will not.

Yeah. Yeah. Rad, you know, is in Ready is also a. Fuck. Let me restart that. That word rad is the root of both read and ready. So it's like on just like unprepared. What? You could use the word rad to mean like like to read like the radin, the verb radon.

Radon could be used to mean like each each each read means I read. It also means I counsel or advise. Ah. Yeah. Because you don't know how to read. No. Go to north. Yeah.

I was looking something up that I fucking, oh, Aflflad. This is your brain on ADHD, folks. Dude, it is King Alfred's grammar. What the fuck am I thinking? I don't know. What are you thinking? Alfred Cooning. I'll show you at Alfred Cooning.

West Saxon. Sure, man. Yeah, of the West Saxon. Whatever you want. That's what I want. Daddy. With me, my co-host, yay. Liam, hi.

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Where you can talk about things. A lot of near Lenin's penis, I guess. Talk about Vladimir Lenin's penis. You can talk about how you think New York City should be destroyed. Yeah, for Charlie. Nova Ibaricorum Delenda Est.

Not wrong. Yeah, so you got that kind of stuff going on there too. I did post some of, I had posted the spicy joke that we were talking about last night, but I deleted it before anyone saw it. Oh, you coward. Oh, the one that I'm thinking of that can never make it out of the group chat. The Yamamoto one? Yeah, they could never make it out of the group chat.

We were talking about the battleship. You weren't, though. well dude he was a fucking asshole man yeah we can celebrate the death of of bad uh fucking imperialist leaders during war war two it just so happens the guy who pitches for the Dodgers the same last name probably isn't related to him

I guess that's wrong I guess that's where like the racism thing is yeah that's kind of what I'd say I would do that to anybody like if you're an eagle opportunity if his pitcher's name was was fucking Jet Hitler I'm going to fucking be like Ted Hitler.

Hey, taking Hitler out. Hitler guy. Yeah, yeah. Looks like a fucking general plan Austin work yet again. Real fucking, uh, what, not Stephen Miller. What's that guy's name? The comedian is always like, oh, I haven't spread it like this since the Gauls fucking

bird Rome. Um, like, he's a fucking hack, right wing comic. Dennis Miller? Right wing. Dennis Miller, thank you. Dennis Miller. Um. I haven't been this horny since

Jesus got the got the crown of thorns Oh, all right Hey Hey this thing on Tip your waitress folks It's not on

We're not going to the Borsh Belt Tom I would fucking kill in the Borsh Belt man I don't think that that's true I I He was not very nice He was a very he said a lot of very bad things about us

I'm leaving I'm not even going to try to get a refund. That's how mad I am. I just start off, hey, yeah, so what's up, guys, Sephardic or Ashkenazi? Which one? Yeah, that's when they start leaving. The good kind or the bad kind. Oh, no.

Yep. Guess which one I am. Oh, man. Okay, anyway, let's move on Before we get ourselves in trouble I'm Jewish, I can make these jokes Hey, we've already established that We're both Jews

No, no, no I'm circumcised lamb Yeah, I know yours I've seen your penis I'll say that because then people have a three second pause Or they have to remember if I've seen their penis or not I know you had Well, you might have added the urinal, I don't know

Just hang us on there Yeah I'm a grower Okay It's nothing I'm All right Temple house Yeah

Casey killer's got them On the right track man Dude I hear I hear chopping noises Yeah That's my wife Doing God knows what up there

She's like Just like Hitting the table Every time you make a joke She's my soundtrack Ooh excuse me So Temple's three and two I gotta tell you

Let's, let's, let's, let's take this a second. I don't want to redo skeets I sent, but Temple. You're going to anyway, because it's what this show really is. Temple Ows and the Penn State, the Lions. Nitwit Lions are both unranked at 3 and 2. Yep. That's right, baby. State is fuck Penn State.

Guess who has a conference win? Not Penn State. Not Penn State. The Temple Alas. Temple Owls beat UTSA. Array by Skipper for Dix. I'm not going to play the whole thing. It's three minutes long.

So, so, yeah. Temple, Temple pulled out. No, they didn't pull out. They pulled off. No, they pulled out. They pulled out to win. They, they, 27, 21 against UTSA. Who beat the doors off his last.

time i'm pretty sure yeah i think so and and utsa i mean two or three they might be able to get to a bowl game this year you know they're not horrible they're not i mean i'll take a i'll take a temple ball game or you're talking about utsa oh i was talking about temple it's like utssa isn't like a horrible team temple jumped up we were like a hundred and 13th ranked overall we're like 78th overall now yeah fuck you yeah um so we got well i think we're i think we'll be three and three After Saturday, Navy's, Navy's undefeated. Navy's fearsome, yeah. Yeah, Navy's, Navy's good.

Navy's being good. They're good this year. We, would it, we, Navy-B Air Force. Yep, they did. UAB. They beat Memphis, which is ranked. Yeah, they did. So I don't think we're winning that one, but.

Oh, wait, no, hold on. I'm looking last year. Oh, okay. Sorry. The fucking Google shit. So they beat, they beat VMI, of course. Hoke, Hockey, Hockey, Hockey, Hockey, hi.

They beat Tulsa, they beat Rice, they beat Air Force. So, I mean, but like, you know. They were about to shout. Now I feel a little better. I feel that rice sucks. Rice does suck. Fuck you. Tulsa sucks.

Court orders, kid. Yeah. Also, free UAB could, you know, how they've been mistreated by their, uh, because they, they don't want an actual rival to fuck a Bama. same border regions right um well they disbanded their football program there for a while yeah um so i'm if we can if we can if we can maybe we can pull this off you got to be like hey this program's decent i don't i i have my doubts uh i also have my doubts but hey man but yeah i um i think i think um like we've been saying that ball game is possible thing um you know we believe because

we believe yeah we believe yeah I mean, we play Charlotte after that. Charlotte sucks. I like all the people who are like, oh, it's a horrible week for Philly fans. Philly sports. No, it's, no, Temple One. Temple one. Yeah, so Penn State, I know Center County is where Philadelphia was located.

Yeah, it is. Did you not know? Guy from here. Yeah. It's fucking not a Philly school. If you're an alumni, sure. Go ahead and root for them. I don't give a shit.

I do. Fuck you. I graduated from Temple as Congratulations I didn't So I'm going to root for them I graduated from

Buckers The State University of Pooh, Jersey Yeah Queens Queens College right Yes sir Yeah

Yeah so I'm having to figure out What's going on With the hammering I'm not leaving I just got to figure out What I'm done What's going on

With the hammering Yeah So Temple In their victory over UTSA had entered the half

down 11 points it was 14 to 3 and Temple was performing awfully and Casey Keeler who's a real coach he said hold on

I want to pull up his actual words oh yeah this is good you were texting me about this yeah so do we have the actual quote he said, so this is what he said at halftime. I had a very, quote, I had a very honest conversation with our boys, in quote, Keeler said, quote, and I said, this is the first time at 10 months I've been embarrassed to be your coach.

It was like all the work we had put into this thing over the last nine months, 10 months hadn't mattered. And it's not how you are going to do it here, where Temple made. Oh, I'll run through a wall for this man. And they came out and scored 21 points in the third quarter. dude we're back we're we are fucking back we had we had uh we don't need you out golden nope we had two picks uh we almost had a fumble but it was taken away because that there was a legal path forward pass but uh so it actually worked out for us it was it a clean perfect game no um there was like a 70-year kick return taken away by illegal uh blindside block oh you've

It's like, come on, man, you got to be. There's got to be the cool rule. Yeah, you need to chill with that shit. But showing them that they can win. Oh, so Peter Clark, we have the British tight end. He's amazing. Yeah, he went to the NFL Academy. Yeah, he's, he's, he's a grab it.

Like, he just grab it. He was making fucking AJ Brown style catches. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, boy. And, you know, Jake Junker played well. Evan Simon took a quarterback. Yeah. Yeah.

He's a good quarterback. And it means we can build on this and hopefully recruit. And hopefully Casey Keeler never leaves us. Yeah. Fuck you, Matt Roll. I know. This is his last, I think this is his last rodeo.

Casey Keleer? Yeah, he's going to do this and retire. He'll get us the natty. Then he'll get us the natty and bounce. Yeah. I'm just thinking about them being Penn State next year. Oh, hell yeah. Valley and just fucking making all these smug-ass Penn State fans.

Oh, we will be the worst versions of ourselves. Yeah. Oh, I was so smug. I had four people in our cafeteria because I walked in and they were talking about it. I was like, I was like, I don't know, man, Temple won. It's a great week for Philly sports. I mean, the other two teams lost, but hey, man, how about, how about the Temple Owls? And like, four people were to stare at me.

Like, different teachers are like, what the fuck? I was like, I don't give a shit. Fuck it. Half of us with the temple anyway, you assholes. You didn't go to Penn State. Penn State? Yeah, you didn't go Penn State. That is how you said that.

Yeah. Yeah, that's what my wife says. Like, when I'm getting agitated, it comes out. The fuck of hoagie man fucking comes out, dude. God, he's on my coworkers. I do. It's, it's still. Yeah, what's a little flower?

How can you tell? Well, yeah, what do you mean you think I want a little flowers? Yeah. Excuse me. Oh, hold on there's me arts. Hold on. I actually have to drink some water now. Yeah, so speaking of football, Eagles lost a very winnable game against the

Buccas. They sure did. Yeah. That was a very, very difficult. I don't know what the football. the offense, the offense is. What the fuck is this offense? It sucks.

Can we have a fucking offensive coordinator stay more than a year? Please. I know. I know the continuity, man. It matters. I was talking about that with one of my seniors today. Continuity matters. Yeah.

Like, please, can, can this, we're wasting this guy's prime. And Jailen Hertz has, has he fucking scrambled for anything this year? What? We have a secret. Oh, that's, that's my wife talking to her sister. Um. Let's say, can Jalenhurt's scramble this year maybe once? Can we do some, like, read options?

Anything would be cool. Yeah. This, this feels like two years ago again. Bubble pass, bubble pass, bubble pass. Bubble pass. Yeah. It's, it's, we're playing tonight. We're recording on the ninth. Yeah.

We're playing the Giants. I am looking forward to seeing Cam Skada, but I do like that guy. I can't wait till. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait till the allegations come out. Anyone who seems enjoyable is ruined. You know, I'm sure he's got some great opinions on politics.

Race science. But he went to Arizona State, dude. He probably doesn't have any thoughts. It's just one NFL Duke football up there. Yeah. I love there was a skeet that was like you don't have to hit every. single defender as you run. It's like, like, no, but it looks quite as shit.

Like, when you do that. Yeah, let me just truck every single guy in front of me. Even if it's like a deviation, like, oh, let me go three yards to the left so I could just fucking truck the shit out of this guy. Right. It's not necessary, but I do want to do it. So I guess I'm doing it. Yeah.

So, I mean, obviously I don't want, I don't want him to, to have a great impact, but I I don't mind seeing some interesting plays. I'd love to see what happens when he comes up against Jalen Carter. Oh, God. Pancakes. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like an immovable, uh, unstoppable force versus immovable object. Hoorraine. In Tunian physics. Yeah. Do you, do you want to talk about?

Yeah, man, I'm feeling awfully cocky after last night. I'll tell you that. I shouldn't be, but I am. We, we, we, we weren't able to record before. The postseason started.

Because I was doing stuff. You were doing stuff. Cute little costume. I wasn't wearing your costume. You were wearing a costume. What have you seen? A little cute nose. What did you seen?

Whiskers? Little whiskers. Nope. Wasn't doing that. So cute. You won't an award for how cute you were. You were the ball of all. How do you know this?

You sent it to us? Oh, did I? Oh, yeah, I did. You said it, you said it to fucking, uh, Matt and me. Well, I forgot I did that. Powerful compromise you sent to me. I have it saved now. Do you realize?

In the file, in the file. No, I don't have a save. You can have it saved. I don't care. Uh, like break in case, in case of falling out. Break. Look at this cute costume he had. What an asshole.

Uh, I know why I'm holding my imaginary phone up to the webcam. just the copper bot obviously yeah um but uh so dude the first two games that go well the Phillies fucking sucked the pitching was good the pitching was good then that bats went silent as they had this nasty habit of doing Bryce Harper struck out at things that they were foot off the plate uh sureber did nothing and I they realized that they had to win a game last night yeah I wanted I was literally like just let them lose early and quick so that way I can turn it off and go to sleep and I know that you know what

it's over I know what they did then what they did was Schwerberg got out of his slump but hit two fucking home runs nearly hit one out of the fucking park it was like a 455 foot home run it was gorgeous

JT hit a tater towards the end but just just jack and taters man but yeah it was it was a batch came the bats woke up and how they do that Aaron Nola pitched two good

innings, one of the nassiest curveballs I've ever seen. Oh, yeah. Just an absolute fucking hammer drop. And it was like he had a thing on a fucking string. Yeah, it was beautiful. It was absolutely beautiful. Like, that should be the Wikipedia, like, the gif of that should be the Wikipedia image for a curveball.

I like that. And, yeah, just at, like, like, in my brain, I'm going to have to go rewatch. In my brain, it dropped 12 feet. It was like an 80 mile per hour Ephes But but yet No it was so fuck That

And then Swart Ranger came out Gave up a one hit An instant one One shot blast One run blast And I'm like

Oh it's over It's over But then Shorber Chorber came out Hit that home run Ranger pitched the hell of a game And it was safe enough To throw Taiwan out

out there. Of course, we managed to give him a run. But that's all right. He did his job. The game was over. Good enough. So he won.

And the next game starts in like 20 minutes. Yep. So we got to go. Yeah. So we will not be missing that. But the, yeah, the Phillies. We'll see what happens. I feel good.

You know, when this comes out, I guess, well, I guess I'll try. get it out today I didn't say anything I didn't have to say anything I had the censor did I? No Don't you dare Don't you fuck I see your I see the look on your face It's mischief

I'm not I talked about I didn't I do I have to censor that No Oh fuck it We did have that weird We had 15,000 not 1500 downloads in one day Yeah

Just one day. That was fucking weird. Well, it's weird. I'm assuming that's AI taking our shit and processing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I couldn't figure out what state it was from. Actually, no, I did. It was California.

Okay, so, yes. So it wasn't Langley, Virginia. Not that that means anything. Also, Brazil and Russia. AI, AI farming. Yeah, it's AI shit. But it was weird that was, like, all the same day at the same time. They just downloaded or retire.

our entire catalog twice over. Not too many downloads in Israel, though. Good. Flowers are back, but who cares? All right, do you want to go in some listener messages? We've got quite a few DMs today. This one is actually... Sorry.

Doing great. I got to get a new chair. It keeps making noise. This is a text. You could actually text the voicemail line. So, um, oops. Hail Liam. Tom, you're awesome too.

Don't worry. No, you're not. I don't know if it's Navon or Nevin from Bethlehem, he, him. First time, long time, yada. I've been a sports fan or not enough my whole life, but y'all are genuinely the only, genuinely, the only sports talk, anything I can listen to anymore. And what's more your leftist, too? Well, I mean, I am. He's an hearkist.

Um, no grumbling about boomer shit, thank God. Cheers to you guys. I guess I'll briefly introduce myself as a Lehigh Valley native, been here in my entire life, always loved and admired the chaos energy and passion of Philadelphia. Thank you. Deserved those beer bottles, absolutely. Bastard forgot my mom's presence that year and my mom is a fucking saint. Who amongst us?

I admit I'm a recovering Packers fan who had the misfortune of growing up in families who were fans in Notre Dame, Syracuse, Penn State, and the Buffalo Bills. how I ended up a Packer fan at age for as a mystery for another time depending on your age probably because their fucking quarterback's good got to see the end of the Friday night game against the twins was adorable to see Luce Ravino

reunite with his third grade teacher after the game ended this was sent on October 1st dude gave her lots of hugs Sidesa Baisal was smiling the entire time and that's the shit love about sports man after a few days also a few days late but genuine thoughts of prayers

to David Fry in the city of Cleveland. Brutal scary moment and genuinely hope that dude will be okay. At least they can take solace in clinching a playoff berth

and looking as good as they have Wamp. Whoops. Sorry. It's raining the fucking wall called Detroit Tigers.

Who are in the middle of their own wall? Yeah. Hold on. One second. Cheers to you Clevelanders.

Hearing Tom entering his Yiddish arc was a wild trip almost while to seeing Sheets trying to compete with the Wawa Gobbler. Okay. Sheets better than Wawa, but keep it moving. We've had, I'm not going to belabor that, have that discussion. Relitigate that.

To that I say, LaMalle, you're good, but stay in your lane sheets. Fuck dumpy. Fuck the GOP. Fuck the Stroes. Fuck the Packers' execs for trying to ban a beautiful football play. Fuck Elmo Musk. Free Palestine. Fuck Penn State.

Dream big, fart loud dudes. Peace. I always do. Thank you. Do you want to hear something funny about farts? Yeah. So I was at physical therapy. Yeah.

And there was a woman. She was getting, she, her glutes with the massage gun. And she, he starts it and you just hear over the sound of the massage gun, a massive fart ring out for the entire facility. Hell yeah. And it took everything I had not to laugh. Hell yeah. That's so hot. It's like you should.

I'm aroused. I'm so hard. Don't even joke about that because, you know, if you make a joke even in that hint, they'll be like, is it true, Liam? Is it true? Do you really? Are you really a poopie diaper boy? And like, no, no, please, please, please. My, my, my, my, my, my, my kinks are normal. Yeah, I don't really kinkshing them us. That's, that's, that's one of the ones. Hoops crossing the line for me. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, um, I, I made a, I made a joke about feet once. I actually had like feet people, two feet people message me. I was like, no, not.

Not into it. Sorry. Show us this toast. No, do not. I don't want to see your toes. We've had this discussion. They're under socks. Yeah, I'm wearing,

I'm wearing white socks right now. I'm wearing black socks. I think all I own are black socks. I have white ones for, to match like my white shoes. You wear white shoes? Well, I have like white sneakers. But the way you eat?

I mean, listen, the cum kind of blends in when it dries. Jesus, wept, my guy. Moving swiftly along. Patrick Mike. Hey, Tom. Yeah, Liam.

Been a minute. As I watched the Guardians go from making you want to cry and throw your TV off the goddamn porch, actually good and fun to watch baseball. Can you discuss how fucking convoluted the playoff structure of baseball is? Sounds.

Listen to them described on the radio. It was like, listen to a breakdown the organizational structure of Enron, not complimentary. Go guards. Fuck Ohio. Fuck Ohio. Just fuck on Penn State and bring back British Rail.

All right. So every single team that wins their division gets into the playoffs, all right? The top two get the first two seeds they get it by, right? Then you have you have the bottom teams, right? So three, four, five, six. Is it that many? How many seats? is it's seven or eight, it's six, they play the Wild Guard game.

Number three plays number six, number four plays number five. That's it. That's it. That's it. Number one seed plays the winner of the three and six game. Number two seed plays the winner of the four and five game. Where am I flipping that? Flip that.

Yeah. Because we're in number two seed. Then we're playing the winner of the three, uh, of the three and five. six game. Yeah, that's it. It probably sounds convoluted now, but it's actually really not that bad. To get the buy,

you just have to be the top two records as a divisional winner. Right. Winner, yeah. All right, we got Roshin. Hey, Tom, yay, guest to be determined. Yay, Liam. Oh, I guess, I guess she wrote this when

she thought there was going to be a guest. But there isn't. No, I. I could not manage the spoons last week. Roshin Shihar, Guardians made history twice in spanned 24 hours, becoming the first team to ever clinch a playoff berth by a walkoff hit by pitch. And with the Detroit loss, have completed their monumental 15th of the half game comeback to end the regular season.

Which was cool. Yeah, that was cool until a full game ahead of the Tigers with a walkoff three-run bomb and the bottom of the 10th against the Rangers. We played Detroit again in the wild card. On Tuesday, we went eight and five in the season series until five of six over the past two weeks. They flamed out like the 23 birds. We got this. We did not, in fact, got this.

Hunter Gaddis gave a back-to-back hits in the four run top of the seventh of game three to put the trade up six to one for an eventual final score of six to three. Still satisfied that we won the Central despite being steaming dog shit in June, July, and August, I have decided to pledge my full allegiance to the bird. It hit a big old pause on my Packers fandom for this season after my dumbass only found out a few weeks ago that kicker Brandon McManus sexually sold into flight attendants. On his way to the 2023 London NFL games and this was public knowledge before signing next year. Glad I didn't go out of my way to buy tickets tickets for the sex pest bowl on the 21st after all. Unfortunately, yeah, McMannis is also a tempo alum. Sorry, guys. Let's fucking go, guards.

Oops. The Central will forever run through Cleveland. well, it did run through Cleveland. It's called the Detroit Tigers, ran through you. Go Caz, go birds, fuck Brandon McVanis, fuck the Tigers, fuck Matt Schofford, ditching the Cubs to attend, name redacted's funeral, and fuck the Cubs

for letting him do so with impunity. Suck a trash troves, immense, fuck Jimmy Haslam, fuck the Browns, fuck Ohio State, fuck Penn State. Oh, this is a good one. Oh, how do you get all the short ones? I'll do both. It's Wayne, he, him.

If I say what I want, I'll probably get in trouble me. The Phillies and Yankees get sucked that everyone saw another Dodgers World Series would fuck you, period. We'll do another voice when I'll annotate and fuck the Yankees. Well, the Yankees, the Yankees fucking blew it. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

They're not gonna be happy. Yeah, all right. Oh, my God. All right, Carl, here we go. All right, Carl, do you need me to put paragraph breaks in here? Yeah, please, thank you. All right, hold on.

It's a, it's a long one. It's a doozy. Uh, hold on. where is this the other one all right there you go hey tom and Liam and our guest it's Carl here he him writing this from a quick trip in Joplin

Missouri better than Wawa by the way no discreet there as I'm about to make the return trip on my nightly run I decided to write in this week because I'm not nearly as well rehearsed as no one this is easier than calling in three separate voice spells first of all to cover the racing side of things a moment of silence to the most beloved pet in all of motorsports Lewis Hamilton's bulldog

Rosco across the rainbow bridge after 13 years that's a shame It is a presence we will all feel as F1 fans It's a great Agnes Turnbull said Dogs don't live enough That's their only fault Cats are also great because I know this pod And the ones affiliated are sort of split down the middle

The point is folks love animals Amen brother We're pro we're pro pets here I love dogs and cats I love cats so much I like I like cats more Also NASCAR took to the city That Satan himself designed its interstate system

Kansas City and raised to one of my favorite mile and half ovals I believe Liam last week used a term shit in your mouth and die. And well, that's exactly, last week? How many, you say that every week. Shut up. And well, that's exactly what Denny Hamlin did when on the last lap.

The driver he employees, Bubba Wallace was leaning and had he won, would have locked himself into the next round of the playoffs, which wouldn't have meant more money for Denny's team. Sadly, Denny did the opposite of the smart thing and drove Bubba into the fence trying to get the win for himself. An intern gave him to another team slash driver slash manufacturer. It can be summed up quite simply as a giant, what the fuck? With that other way, I'd like to address some personal rumors.

Oh, this is terrific. After many phone calls, some soul searching at conversations, one conversation with Thomas one eighth of a rabbi. I have decided to decline the offer to coach the Arkansas Razorbacks. During the interview process, I informed them that I knew very little of football to which they said, that's honestly not a deal breaker. I kid, but you sort of have to laugh at Arkansas's the least SEC team of the SEC my entire life. The run up to the season has been this year's year.

And when the season ends, it's full of what we would have won. But not particularly crazy about Petrino being at the helm again for what reason is. hey, I guess a win's a win at this juncture. It's a per other personal news. The Astros didn't make the postseason everyone pointed it laughed me deservedly and my girlfriend got me a bitching car heart slash 47 brand Astros hat for anniversary, so it kind of makes up for it. In any case, love you guys to show.

Go bubble, go Bubba Wallace and Lewis Hamilton. Go Phillies. Go ahead and lock them in as a world series chance. Free Palestine for the love of God, give postal workers time off. And the teachers are raised. Fuck Max. We're stabbing every single person at Hendrick Motorsports. And as always, all caps. Fuck Penn State.

P.S. I just want to put it out there that redacted and wasn't killed of a gunshot wound is actually a fentanyl overdose that was taking place just as he was shot

his redacted rally that she needs to be told before folks for Fox News tries to cover it up if you don't hear for me before that. Oh man,

isn't that what a fucking coincidence man. Oh man that's the silent killer you don't know. You don't know with your friends.

Check it with your friends. That's a good Yeah That's a good bed I like that I like that Thanks Thanks

Carl's Liam Fro's there In the middle of drinking All right We got three Yeah we're good We got three voicemails today We got

Let's listen We got Charlie And Charlie also Drop something in the discord Which I'll have to add in post Because it's fucking insane Thanks Charlie Hey guys

Hey Liam I'm I just got back from Chester, the Philadelphia Union. I don't know if you saw the video that I did left in the... Oh, yes. Blue my eardrums. Philadelphia Union won one-one-nothing over NYCFC to clinch the MLS supporters shield for the second time. The first time they actually won in a 34-game regular season

because the first time they won it was in 2020 for the COVID. bit short in season. Michael Uro got the goal in the first half, and then the union basically held on in the second half, Tybrevo got a goal, pulled back for off sides, and so did NYCFC got a goal. Would have been the game-time goal was called back for off-sides. Basically, extremely cagey, especially given, like, the union's death issues, especially going into another international break before the last game

of the regular season, which is the 18th, and then another two-week break after that, to start of the playoffs, which is going to be at the end of the month. Basically, the playoffs are between the first round of the playoffs will be at the end of October, the beginning of November, then another international break because it's the World Cup

qualifying. Then the middle, and then the last three rounds would be at the end of November with the final in December 9th. So it's going to be a long rest between games, but they're going to have to get healthier. They did lose Quinn Sullivan for the season with an ACL tear. A lot of players are banged up. They're going to go into Charlotte the last game of the season

with really nothing to play for, but they need to have some rhythm going into the two long breaks into the playoffs. And, you know, given Bradley Carnell's history when he was coaching in St. Louis. He went to him barbecue with them when they won the conference title and lost to cross-state rivals, Kansas City.

So they're going to have to really fine form. It's a good thing they clinched it tonight. It just puts that last game out and they could really just focus on celebrating tonight and moving on because they've got to win five more games to win the cup, three-game round, first round, and then single elimination

the rest of the way because it just makes sense MLS just got out to do the dumbest possible way that's a crown champion but at least all the one of the games will be in Chester if they win it so

we'll see you know sorry about the Phil's ruining it with you know Matt Strom and Dave Robertson it's not over yet Charlie in their own mouth so uh yeah uh later fellas

thanks Charlie yeah Union and you have a good year So I mean a very good year So hopefully Maybe we'll have another World Series While the cup Their final cup game

Whatever it's called This happens championship That'd be interesting But should I just try and play Yeah I'll just do it Let me play I'm gonna put my headphones up to the mic No

No do it a post oh god Okay I'm taking them off Let's fucking go God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God. All right, so there we go. We're good now. Yes, that was fucking insane. That hurt your ears.

That was played through my fucking headphones into my mic. I just took it off. Yeah. All right, let's, we got two more. voicemails. We got letter carry, Luke. Let's listen. Hey, this is letter carrier, Luke.

I do agree these shorts are pretty badass. I enjoy being able to wear short pants to work. A lot of days, I feel like basically I'm back in middle school. I wear shorts. I can go back to inside and get a freeze pops if I want to. I mean, there are lecture light freeze pops

because the post office only really cares about us not dying from the heat. Speaking of heat, it's 90 degrees in Minnesota right now in October. Why? I am actually kind of enjoying it, weirdly enough. No. Wrong.

More uniform craziness is that the post office doesn't really pay for our uniforms. We get a uniform allowance and then we have to go buy, like, postal certified uniforms from private companies to overcharge the shit out of us.

I get $500 a year. year, which is supposed to include everything. And I've already spent more than $500 just on shoes this year. And I actually, since being hired, have not been given a uniform allowance because management sucks so much at this place and they're incredibly incompetent. However, carriers do take care of each other and sort of hand down uniforms that people give me, use uniforms or actually order me new ones that they have been working here for so long they have excessive allowances.

Or if they just like got fat, it's actually incredible how easy it is to just shove so many calories into your face, even if you're walking 10, 13 miles a day. But all of these things could probably be solved. If yes, we had one big union. There was

a history of the post office that I read recently. Weirdly enough, there were like multiple unions per craft even before that, and there was a lot of push for there to be become one big union, but Reagan fucked it all up. Sorry for another voicemail.

And as far as I know, we don't have a dress uniform for the post office. However, I was in the military, and I probably would fit into my, like, dress greens or whatever. I bet those are kicking around in the club and somewhere. I should definitely do that on Halloween. Anyways, fuck the Packers. Fuck Penn State. Baseball season's probably over, right? So, like, fuck the Yankees anyway.

Have a good day, guys. Bye. Not over yet, damn it. No. Thanks. Thanks, Luke. And also, yeah, I am enjoying the Yankees being dead.

All right. We got one last one. We got Henry from Minnesota. New York. Jay Liam and Tom. Henry from Minnesota pronouns he, him, calling on today,

October 6th, my birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to me. I've aged. I'm here with some week old news because I meant to call in about this for a while and then I didn't because

I don't know. I had to bother my roommate's cat or something. The main thrust of the news is somewhat recently the news came out that Sony, who previously owned the organization that ran the yearly fighting game tournament Evo, had sold its ownership of the event to Saudi Arabia, the influence of which could be seen by me at the most recent event, where they had trailers for their stupid fucking gamer city Kittia, which I thought was an attraction like Magic Quest or something,

but it's much stupider than that. As the fighting game community has in recent years attracted a good number of LGBTQ plus people due to the inherent trans ability to be good at guilty gear, a number of concerns were raised about how this will affect things, but as of yet, there has been no further information, meaningly all we can really do is wait for the bone saw of Damocles to fall. Two other quick news items is Capcom introducing a pay-per-view system to the upcoming Capcom Cup, a decision widely panned by anyone with a pulse, and of course the big news that Saudi now owns EA of all companies

is something that cannot possibly mean anything good. I personally think it's a bid to claim that if their plans to hold the World Cup finals fall through in a few years, they can claim that they meant to hold the World Cup finals via all the players doing their matches by playing FIFA online instead. That's all for me today, fellas. So I hope you're doing well. Fuck Penn State, go birds. And I think Charlie Kirk's neck just did that.

Bye-bye. yeah dude it's it's fucking crazy did I saw this movie like I think it was like documentary where they're at this base Antarctica and this guy's hand like stomach just opened up with 80 guys hands

it's crazy are you talking about the thing I mean yeah it was like a thing that did that like the it was a documentary I think right I think so I think I think it just did that

yeah it just did well hey come on the game's on in 20 seconds Tom All right. All right. Hold on. Back to the document. Shouts out to our North Catholic tier Patriots, Patrick, Sean, Mike, Kate, Charlie, Luke, Kyle, Kat, and Juniper. New 700-level patron, Lewis, Pee. Voicemail, 267, 371, 7218. It was your name and pronoun.

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