Ten Thousand Losses - Prior Restraint

Episode Date: May 6, 2022

Your boys return (on time) for May. The gents talk about politics for a bit, Liam shorts out his zip code (again), and then a discussion of the Phillies and Sixers dumb shit follow. Now featuring a brand new audio noise bug for some reason! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Leave us a voicemail: 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge ice balls. We, the Dallas Cowboys, had assassinated John Kennedy. And we're live from your channel six traffic news center. Yeah. Featuring our intrepid reporter, Corinne McGrath, trying to figure out what the hell's going on on 16th right now.

Your eye in the sky. It's just Corinne on a ladder. This is fraudulent. Yeah. And she's yelling at you. You're in the way. She can't see. I don't understand.

Listen, I love her very dearly. But one of the problems I have with her is that she's five, seven. And that's it. That's the problem. I have. Yeah, it's the only thing. Not five. Five, eight.

Like, you know, six and three quarters. That's right, sweetie. I'm exposing you five six and three quarters that's right sweetie i'm exposing you ah that's right that's right but she claims five seven and our beloved uh roommate megan uh shout out to megan uh is is five nine and three quarters but rounds down to five nine and like and i'm just like you're out just you're all lying people say men lie about their height you motherfuckers are lying i'm just imagining you have like a log book of everyone you've met you have their height i do i do i keep track of it just in case i ever need to know how tall someone is yeah i gotta see if we're gonna fight gotta make sure you're wearing

the same weight class yeah exactly i'm not like if some dude who's like six four approaches me i'm like don't like my chances here oh yeah well we're gonna talk we're gonna talk about big strong guys in a little bit uh that but not right now i don't want to don't want to spoil that right now i don't know if it's spoiling this is a sports podcast yeah it's true um big big big strong guys uh big strong guys uh and so i want to i do want to apologize for the delay of episodes like i don't know whatever the fuck it's a curse of the zancaster account whoever logs in whoever has the whoever holds the key yeah yeah so i i have access to the zancaster account for well there's your problem and that's how i get to listen all the episodes before you

guys with all of the actual threats do you actually do that because that's that's actually really sweet to me uh no i don't know i would think that'd be really weird you you could i wouldn't be bad at you i could but i'd rather listen to like what the maestro yes yes the the roscoe i will say uh and i love him very dearly he put two episodes together in about 12 hours uh i don't know if he has slept uh he he uh every so often i'll just say something knowing that he's like gotta cut it but like sometimes he just doesn't and i'm like ah that's my boy that's my boy so someone in the in the uh episode, not the newest one that came out this week, but the one before was like

yeah, they're just blanking Liam saying slurs. I'm like, Liam doesn't say slurs. Where'd they say that? Reddit? No, that was in the fucking YouTube comments. No, they're not blanking me saying slurs. No, you

don't say slurs. You're the one who stops me me saying slurs no they don't you you don't say slurs you're the one who stops me from saying slurs i say actionable threats that's the problem actionable threats against people in positions of power which is punch up yeah so i don't punch down it's it's annoying when i get when i get served oh yeah i uh j Christ. The joke was funny because it's so true. Oh, God. Yeah. Don't read the YouTube comments. I'm in here.

I'm in here. I didn't see any that were too bad. Saying a slur. No, I have asked the B word to be censored because my mother will be disappointed if I say it. She should be.

Yeah, it's not a nice word. I don't like using it. I don't like using the anti-feminine ones. No, I don't. Every so often, too, Megan will drop a c-bomb and uh and i'm just like i like i can't say that like i like not in in this life or any other can i say that without my mother like geo tracking me like beating my ass if she can my wife says it so every once in a while i'll say i can say it when i'm in like Ireland then it's like

well there's no rules in Ireland you could say that as much as you want because it doesn't have the same impact you know but no I am joking I'm not someone who says slurs either I actually got mad at the student for being transphobic the other day so that's like one of my buttons

is anytime you're big in my class I don't have to respect their pronouns you do is in my classroom you respect it or you're getting zero how about that i can do whatever i want i hold all the power i i have the grade book you can't do anything uh see what happens yeah go ahead go to the principal see what happens do it do it i fucking dare you the principal is five foot five see i'm in a union i think i keep telling you yeah i have nothing against short people like no i don't want to do that's that's your cancelable opinion it's short people i uh everyone i know lies about their height it's fine I'm 5 foot 11 I didn't lie about that I'm like Justin

on the cusp it's tough it's tough out here it's tough on these streets yeah so hello welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists suck on that bleeding green nation

or fucking first time long time fuck off that shit yeah just show up with like a fucking million dollars barstool money we'll take the million dollars and give you nothing in exchange uh buy snooze.com uh the offer applies to us too yeah yeah please please i'm begging you check your fucking emails if you have anyone who's actually like a local brewery, I would be cool with that as long as it's not Evil Genius. I have said that the only companies I've ever seriously cut an ad for are like,

honestly, I've cut an ad for buy snooze.com at this point for the bit but I yeah a brewery like as long as their owners aren't raping shithead weirdos yeah there is a doubt a bit just a little bit but Forrest and Maine reach out to us and the Shamity Creek Brewing Company reach out to us if you know

somebody there it's on the border it's close yeah it's not right on the border it's a it's a croydon it is in croydon croydon uh croydon for those of you who don't know um unredeemable shithole okay uh i was gonna say so a lot of people from kensington moved to croydon and uh the chamity creek brewing company has a beer called croydon cream ale and the the front cut like the label is like a guy like a shirtless fat guy just out on his front lawn and that is great beer and it's a great and the sun has like

a tooth missing yes it's a great beer and it's very accurate because that's where all my neighbors went when they got scared of brown people um and left kensington so uh that's that's where all my neighbors went when they got scared of brown people and left Kensington. So that's where all the white people were. Yeah, so yeah, fuck Royden, full racist. Full of people who and there's a lot of boat people there.

Oh, and I know your feelings on boat people. Yep, yep. I was once asked, you boys going out on a boat today? That's like, oh yeah, well we are now. We're finishing the checklist early. I was once asked, you boys going out in a boat today? No. We are now. We're finishing the checklist early. Get the fuck out of here. Please stop talking to me.

I don't have any loosies. If I had a cigarette, you could have it. Don't get off or anything to me. That's happened before. All right. I remember the one time when I was still dipping. I was on a bus with Roz and I packed the lip. And this guy ahead of me asked if he could have some. And I was like, yeah, sure.

You can take a pinch. I'm going to fuck. He just started like he smeared it on his gums. And I was like, what kind of shit is like? I've done some stuff, but like, that's a new one. You should have just pulled it out of your mouth. Yeah, here you go. Here you go.

Enjoy. Oh, this is so gross. This is not gross. All right. So so I'm revealing something about myself. Bodily fluids. The only one that grosses me out is spit. Really?

Yes. And I've had encounters with many in my life. People bleeding and needing help. I've had to help with kids that were in wheelchairs and severely disabled. I had to diaper them and stuff like that. None of that fazed me at all. Maybe it smells bad. So I've gotten all that craped me i mean at all i mean maybe smells bad but um so i've gotten all that crap on me vomit doesn't bother me spit but spit really i don't

know what it is really yeah yeah genuinely fascinated by that yeah yeah i don't know what was the other thing that you say you're fascinated because i don't like pickles yeah yeah i just i don't i don't like pickles. Yeah. Pickles are definitely... I gotta feel like pickles are a genetic thing. Yeah. I think it's like a super taster thing. I can't taste shit after years of tobacco and cocaine use, but...

I seriously can't. I can taste like nothing. I got in an argument with somebody today about cocaine and they were telling me about, oh no, cocaine actually lasts in your system for really long. It's like, okay. Obviously, based on my profession, I'm going to leave it there.

I know how long it stays in your system. You can wait a day and drink a lot of water and you can piss clean. It's the best 20 minutes of your life. Yeah. He can't talk about drugs, but I sure can.

Yeah. Uh, it's a, but then you're always chasing that best 20 minutes cause you'll never get that best 20 minutes back. It's never the same. I guess if you lay off of it for a long time, you know,

but whatever, uh, I don't do drugs anymore. So except for ones that are legal. Yeah. And even, even one of those, I stopped doing that much.

Wow. Yeah. How many beers did I drink when we were at the ballpark? Like two and I was fucking hammered. Yeah, well, the one was 9% tall boy. Oh, that is true. And then you drank your wife's beer, I think. Okay, that's starting to make sense.

Although, I want to say shout out to the Philadelphia Quartal Society Pop-Up Garden for actually having a painkiller cocktail. You never see them and they're fucking amazing. So more nutmeg and drinks. We still got to get through the fucking

intro. Bonus 5 with Shox is out now. Don't listen to it. It's a good one. Especially if you like boats. If you like, if you are on Team Roz on What Layers Your Problem, you will like hearing Liam

forced to go along with something. Absolutely lose my mind. As someone else, this thing goes off the rails. It's on the curse of the Bambino, ostensibly but we we talk about a lot of those things yeah we talk about Boston pronouncing Boston things witchy women yep yeah aren't into sports yeah that's fine I don't know. I think we started talking about gulags.

Probably. We need some voicemails. 267-371-7218. Go to our Patreon. That's also where you'll find the bonus episodes. And every other bonus episode we've done. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. I know I did talk about doing a three dollar tier

that will be on hold till the summer until i figure out like time uh all right well we can actually give you for a fair price yeah yeah yeah i don't want to i don't want to start something without having going and you know tipping pitches started their patreon and they're already making like two thousand dollars a month like fuck damn you damn you tipping bitches. They also have, I think, you know, 20,000 listeners. A very comprehensive Patreon, I will say that. Very comprehensive.

It's kind of like making me a little envious. I subscribe to the Justin Rosniak School of Thought on Patreon, which is at less tears, more good. Yeah. But I'm open to experimenting.

Yeah. That's a good attitude, man. I will say. Speaking of experimenting. Oh, boy. Yeah. It's time. Yeah. This one's going to be the first video pod.

All right, everybody, get your dicks out. We go on three. You've heard of Circle Jerk on Reddit. Now go in for whatever the hell this is. Well, I got to say, I'm kind of mad. And you were having a day, a day and a half online, just screaming into the void yeah it's it's been that kind of day man it's been that kind of yeah yeah a couple days um so for those don't know what

we're talking about i actually have it out politics section here because i'm fucking mad and you're gonna listen to it so yeah and if you don't like it oh that's too bad once again we are i know sometimes it's ostensibly leftist. This time we're actually leftist. Yeah. Yeah. This time, this time it's it's fucking, you know, we had International Workers Day. Oh, do you mean Loyalty Day, Tom?

That's right. That's right. You mean Loyalty Day? Surely. Yes. Yes. Well, you have to counter the ins the the insidious marxist influence yes yes of course yeah uh gotta get rid of uh who came up with that was cold war thing right

yeah it may have been before that honestly yeah that's that's that that is a fucking uh joke uh no what's his name ass thing uh woodrow wilson ass thing oh that is a woodrow wilson ass thing because that was like the like the 19 the late teens like like i mean america was like if fdr hadn't come along there would have been fascism um yeah we just got whatever this is belated belated fascism belated fascism yeah uh i mean we're not fascist yet i you know'm not going to – I'm going to break with a lot of people who might say we're fascists already. I don't think we are because we'll know. We're getting there, goddammit. Because we'll both be in camps.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'll – you know. Yeah, we will. Yeah, we'll be in camps. Yeah. We'll be in camps. So some of the news this week, and I think the most troubling thing is abortion rights. There was a leak from

Supreme Court of the United States about the impending decision to overturn Roe vs. Wade, which, if your head is inside a fucking the ground for the last 50 years. Which is impressive.

Yeah, the landmark case that guarantees a right to abortion. And there's two tacks here. One is that's fucking insane. Two

is the pearl clutching over the sanctity of our political institutions. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And and this is this is like like like all institutions are fake. Right.

They're not real. There only exists to like uphold power structures that exist. You know, power seeks to propagate power. Exactly. As its first and by and large, as its first and largest goal, power seeks to propagate power. And and the organization of the state that we that we live in and, you know, state is in is in the not Pennsylvania but the United States is a system designed from the beginning to keep wealthy upper

class people in power. White land owning. That shit has not changed. No, it hasn't changed at all. It's just the window dressing. A few more people have been accepted into the circle. Just enough to stave off the jacquery. few more people have been accepted into the circle but that's just enough to stay above you know uh the jackery yeah uh so

the idea of overturning this is fucking wild and if it does come down i'm not inciting a riot here but you need to think long and hard about what the political options are what's actually going to get the fucking attention of people in power right and we should say that in Mexico again we're not going to do anything criminal on this podcast

but you should pay attention to Mexico there are videos. You can go watch it. Like, to... You have to be attached to politics. If you're going to believe in any of the system as it exists,

right, electoralism is bullshit, but that doesn't mean, like, you don't... But it's the best we've got for right now, right? It's the only thing that I can tell you to do on this podcast is go out and exercise your First Amendment right. There is no prior restraint, so they can't stop a protest just because they think it might get rowdy.

So go out there and protest. They can't stop you. They're not allowed to. First Amendment lawyers are available. Yeah. As much as it may suck that you're gonna have to link up with the aclu uh they will defend you uh and yeah and that's the other thing too is as we like like us on the on the left and you anyone from you know like like

like a bernie bro on left like that's kind of who I'm hauling in here. If you're a progressive, the progressive Democrat, whatever, we're probably agreeing on like 70% of the same thing. So come on over. Right. Right. You, you have to start accepting that these things like the Republican party has been playing actual politics this entire

time. And the Democratic Party has just been raising campaign money on it. Right. That's actually something I want to talk about. You have to vote for and I understand that at the national level often you will get candidates that you don't want to vote for. Exactly. But that's not where power is won.

Power is won in the state house. Power is won at your school board elections. Like that's where these freaks try to, you know, push out gender affirming literature for kids. Like they're doing it by running for fucking school board. Yeah. Look at like a Penridge school district. Right.

They're fucking fascist school district. Right. And that's how they that's how they survive, basically, is they know what the game is, and that's state control of, or not state control, but state and local races of winning them and participating in them and not running candidates who suck ass. Yeah, and that's the big problem is the Democratic Party continues to run candidates who fucking suck ass. They always are trying to appeal to this mythical middle because it gets hey, the campaign money keeps rolling in and they don't challenge any halls of power. The people who donate to the Democratic Party

want the gravy train to keep running. Right. And there's plenty of people who are involved in Democratic politics who are decent. Right. It's their class interest. There are plenty of ordinary people who are Democrats who are decent human beings and well-meaning. They just any other option has been There are plenty of ordinary people who are Democrats that are decent human beings and well-meaning. They just...

Any other option has been completely eliminated from their mind. There's no other concept other than doing a little protest march. It's like, no, you go out and you protest every single fucking day. You clog the streets. You do not stop until you get what you want.

Right. That's the only way you get... In the system that we have, the only way, the most extreme way you can get the way you want is to just shut it down. Block the streets. Just stop it. Protest until they give in, because they will give in, because at the end of the day, they do need you.

And if they decide they don't need you anymore, well, then they know the game's up. And guess what? The game's up. And guess what? The game's up. We're no more pretending these institutions are real anymore. And we're back again. Fucking bullshit Zencastr. For those of you

behind the scenes, we are on our third attempt to fucking record this episode. This is what's happened because I made fun of Zencastr the other day. Fucking miserable, dude. Yeah. So before my PC blacked and bricked uh yeah so uh it's pretty fucking frustrating dude it's pretty fucking frustrating to see like dude like i said you know you you run these shit candidates constantly and like you just keep like you absolutely could have fucking codified roe v wade yeah pretty much any time in the last 50 years i chose not to and then are begging us

for votes and it's like dude no like do your fucking jobs like you get my vote when you do your fucking job like like how about you do what the republicans do and you stop caring pretend and be model un and i'll teach your teacher i want to get the best grade possible and do you just go in there and you want to get the best grade possible. And do you just go in there and you just do what the fuck they do, except you do it in ways that are following the interests of the human race as opposed to

trying to bring a bat around the fucking handmaid's tale, make it real or to destroy this fucking environment and vain pursuit of short term profits. That's all that's like,. Say what you want about the Republicans. They can govern. They know how to do their fucking jobs.

They shouldn't govern. They shouldn't govern. I mean, not every Republican is a fascist, but almost every fascist is a Republican. I mean, at this point, I'm going to go ahead and say it. If you're still in 2022 in the party of Trump, you're a fucking fascist and you don't care. al schmidt what the

fuck are you doing there dude like get the fuck out yeah uh he attacked you personally guy like yeah yeah he doesn't like you you're coming to the camps with us we're gonna be the camps together and we're gonna be talking about we're gonna make fun of you we're yeah and then we'll talk about we can be we can be intellectual

uh fucking national review type conservatives together in the fucking camp eating worms out of the ground after it rains. It just sucks. It just sucks so much fucking dick, dude. Yeah. It just sucks ass. And it's not going to stop

if we keep letting this out, it's not going to stop an abortion because birth control will be next. It's not going to stop. Interrac birth control will be next interracial marriage whatever gay marriage yeah they want to roll back all these social reforms and they don't have they don't have the majority of americans majority americans are not with them

right it's it's everything has been gerrymandered like it's we have let this is what happens when you let the opposition party do its hardball shit. And then you're like, but the rule, sir, sir, sir, please, please. Who fucking cares? Like, no, like you, you punch back when your enemy fights you, you fight back.

You don't retreat and try to please them, which is what the Democratic Party has been doing since fucking. We have to appeal to the center. No, you fucking don't. No, you don't. No, you fucking don't. If you appealed to the left, if you appealed to the fucking left and you said, no, to appeal to the senator. No, you fucking don't. No, you don't. If you appealed to the left, if you appealed to the fucking left and you said, no, this is M4A. We're actually

running on Medicare. The Democratic Party, we've changed. We're running on Medicare for All and student loan debt and universal college. You would win in a fucking landslide. Because those things are popular. Yeah. And people who've never voted will go out and vote. And then what you do is when they make all the laws to take voters off the rolls, you get a bunch of people and you and you stand them in front of the statehouse, just like they did when they thought that the fucking election was being stolen, which it wasn't.

And you stand in front of there and you make them and you make them say, register for me to vote or fucking make me move. But you're moved, bud. See what happens. Exactly. If you read about American politics, you read about the riots and how labor unions worked and got all the shit we had, they were not playing nice. When the companies were assholes, they were assholes back. The history of getting things done in this country is not a history

of being nice. It's like FDR's New Deal. People literally died so you could have a fucking weekend. Literally died. Look at the fucking Battle of Blair Mountain. The first time we dropped bombs from airplanes

on the people in this country. First use of an Air Force bombing was on fucking laborers that i think the next one was on black people uh was that wichita or uh tulsa tulsa tulsa yeah yeah black wall street yeah so what the fuck guys i like like so i mean i'm gonna say this like because like the pennsylvania senate i know this is like probably like 25 minutes now, just like politics nonsense. Like, you see

people running for Pennsylvania Senate. Dr. Oz shooting guns. Like, the man's never shot a fucking gun in his life before that ad. Right, exactly. Yeah, but on the Democratic side, what's Conor Lamb, Malcolm Kenyatta, and John Fetterman. John Fetterman, yeah.

So, vote for the person that you think is most going to enact the agenda you agree with the most in the most vigorous manner possible. Right? Like, I keep hearing the Fetterman story about him chasing down the guy with a gun, an armed black man with a gun,

when he was in Bradford. You can look up that story. I'm not telling you not to vote for the guy. Actually, I will be voting for him because I think he actually will do shit in the Senate. I don't think Conor Lamb will. I don't think Malcolm Kenyatta will. Also, Malcolm Kenyatta fucking bailed on Bernie.

If your politics is grudge-based, you're on the right track. I'll let you know that. No civility, no niceness. It's getting people killed. is grudge based, you're on the right track. I'll let you know that. You know, fuck, you know, I have no civility, no niceness. It's getting people killed. And I actually think you should read

this nonviolent stuff will get you killed. Yes. Yeah, it'll do that. Because one side will be violent. It's almost like the idea of the state as having the monopoly on violence. It's almost like that's a thing. You know, if you read the political literature. Right.

Yeah, they have the monopoly on violence, but and they will use it on you because there's nothing to stop them from using it. No, and they want to use it. And see what happened. And then when you go up against it, like the Black Panthers did, you find yourself shot in your sleep as you're sleeping.

Yeah. So it would be nice I'll leave my rant here. I'm fucking infuriated by this shit. It would be nice if we had an organization to help leftists learn about firearms. But that organization is falling apart because

it's too busy talking about whose grandkids are going to kill whose grandkids because your grandkids are going to be a tanky, the other grandkids are going to be anarchists. Oh my god. That was a legitimate argument I saw before I deleted the fucking chat from my phone. Are you fucking serious, guys?

Just help each other out and shoot guns. And be safe around it. None of this is going to matter. Yeah, go take a stop the bleed class do a tourniquet reach out to your neighbors who you think might even be closely aligned to you and you know

it's about finding people who you know you talk about hey what do we do have you ever thought about what would we do if a bunch of proud boys rolled up in our neighborhood? What would you do? I'm not going to tell you what the answer to that question is, but you need to talk to your neighbors and who you

know are like-minded. Hey, maybe over a beer, just bring it up like a fuck. Do you ever think about what we would do if a fucking bunch of assholes came in here like that? What would we do? Just say that. People might never have thought about it, you know, because you don't know what's going to happen. And no one thought that Russia was going to invade Ukraine.

So, right. And the Proud Boys marched in fucking Fishtown and the cops protected them. So, yep. You know. Yep. Because wouldn't have worked if the cops weren't. Oh, it's because the cops are in the Proud Boys. Yeah. Dude, it was just a father judge reunion. that's probably a fucking north grader too in there too that

find out who the fuck that was uh goddamn assholes all right uh i i want to make some announcements uh so as i almost closed the doc um so we're kicking around a few episode ideas and I'd actually like some feedback on these. I want to talk, I was talking with Tom off air, a episode that would replace our normal formats. A couple episodes would replace our normal format

as we were in summer and there's nothing to watch but fucking watching the Phillies choke down perfectly winnable games. So I wanted to do a sort of a a history and a talk about excuse me one second discuss the nfl's player discipline system as well as do sort of the oral history of the ben simmons debacle so if you guys want to hear that uh or or don't want to hear that want us to go fuck ourselves yeah uh let us know yeah uh you speaking

of incompetent bastards we hate we'll talk about the phil's yeah yeah all right do you have your baseball game up yeah uh what is this pirates tigers uh that's all right good yeah uh are you

rooting for uh detroit out of solidarity with joe are you rooting for pittsburgh out of solidarity with the commonwealth i'm rooting for so i have a friend who's a who's a pirates fan um and they're sort of lovable losers to me, but I have a soft spot for the city of Detroit, so I am rooting for the Tigers, I guess, in that I have a rooting interest at all. All right. That's another thing you're going to camp

for is turning your back on your people. Yeah. Shut up. Yeah. So what's what's the score before I nothing pirates okay all right

go ahead pirates I'll root for the part just because to be oppositional that's fine so I gotta give you a question I know you're not the world's biggest baseball fan but you know the rules and the most part yeah all right it's it's bases loaded all rightases are loaded.

You got one out. Your pitcher's getting tired. And you got a bunch of lefties coming up. You got two options. You got two lefties in your bullpen. Bases are loaded and there's only one out. You've got... Both of the guys

got some seasoning. One's a little older. Not as hard a thrower, but he can pinpoint his stuff a little some seasoning. One's a little older, not as hard a thrower, but he can pinpoint his stuff a little better. But he's a little older. He hasn't pitched in a couple of days. Okay, so he might be rusty. All right. Okay. Then you got a guy who pitched the day before,

got out of the same scenario. He throws 100, 101 miles per hour. But he's also just as liable to hit a guy in the head or bounce a ball off of the catcher. Bases are loaded.

Who do you bring in? The guy who pitched the night before, who got out of a similar jam, who throws really hard. I bring in the old guy. You bring in the old guy? Yeah. Congratulations. You're better at situational baseball than Joe Girardi. Yeah, I'm actually

breaking news. I have been hired as the Phillies new manager. And I'm going to deputize Tom here to do my job for me. What do you want me to do about Bryce Harper and Corey Knievel's politics? You are going to have to do

some unethical stuff. I'm going to need you to get real unethical with it. You just started off with minor hazing. They opened their lockers and it's just like... I don't know what you do. There's something there.

You know what? I'm going to subcontract out to Alice. I think she would really be interested in fucking with a bunch of athletic guys. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. So you're better at

situational baseball than Joe Girardi. So the older guy is Brad Hand. The younger guy is Jose Alvarado, who put all the weight back on. We love our chunky boys. But he does love his mom's cooking a little too much. And he

threw a fastball. Somehow they got crossed up, even though they have the pitch calm. And then the... This is on Sunday Night Baseball. The announcer who was... Oh my God. The Sunday Night Baseball. The announcer who was... Oh my God. The Sunday Night Baseball team, by the way. I just said aside.

Fucking ass. Let me keep one thought at a time. So he crosses up. He throws the wrong ball. It bounces off JT Romito's glove. And by the time he's able to get it, the run is scored. And then Alvarado gives up a shot.

And it's like, alright. Fucking done. Game's like, alright, fucking done. Game's broken open. I think we lost 10-3. We wasted two Kyle Schwarber home runs. One was that he hit off his fucking knee. He got down on his knee to hit that home run. Frustrating.

Alright, you still there? Yeah, I just I'm breathing it in. i saw a tweet that made me want to commit seppuku no no i'm just i'm good i'm good time i'm finding my center yeah okay so they totally fucked up so so so are they are they let me ask you this as as so i i know i don't know baseball in and out but like it feels like again like, I know the Phillies needed bullpen help last year, and it feels like they still kind of do. Are we wasting Bryce Harper, and we wasted MVP season?

Why does Joe Girardi still have a job? I think that's the question. I think at this point, it's not a talent problem. I think it's a Joe i i think at this point it's not a talent problem i think it's a joe gerardi problem yeah uh that game also later that night um alec boom they threw at kyle shorebird then they hit uh there was a warning and then they hit uh alec boom in the back and joe gerardi did not get out and yell that's pathetic right you're supposed to that's that's pathetic even and he said well i didn't think it was worth like raising hell over well it's like no that doesn't matter it's your job that's your job get out there asshole the job of manager baseball is is really the players can

manage them themselves you're kind of just like the skipper man like you're you're setting the tone right right you're setting the lineups whatever the players have input and that kind of stuff i mean depends on the clubhouse. Apparently he's pretty, he keeps pretty tight reins over what he does because he's Joe Girardi. Right. And he just seems checked out, man. This dude sucks.

Dude, just fire him already. You're going to have to pay him anyway. Might as well pay somebody else. Right. Dude, that fucking sucks. Let Charlie manage the team rest of the year. Right. He's still there. Give us Charlie. Right. Dude, that fucking sucks. Let Charlie manage the team rest of the year. Right. He's still there. Give us Charlie. Yeah. Charlie would have done it.

Charlie. He would have did the thing where he got mad, he gets kicked out of the game, and then he turns his hat backwards so he gets closer to the umpire. Yes. He's from North Fork, West Virginia. Let Charlie manage. And that's the thing. It's like Joe Girardi, West Virginia let Charlie manage and that's the thing

it's like Joe Girardi, you're like a youth he's pretty young, I mean he's getting up there but he's not like, he's in good shape send the old man to the ball surgery up, the fucking yell for you because you're too much of a coward to stand up for your guys that to me genuinely

that's fireable if I'm ownership and you can't fucking stand up for your guys you're fired get out yeah because it's like I can have I can I can have a piece of I can have a spreadsheet replace who is

in the lineup I could do I can have an analytics guy make the lineups for every game I don't need you to do it and then the other thing is his bullpen management, which has always sucked. It sucked when he was on the fucking Yankees. It sucks now. He did that. Then the other day... So we had...

This was last night's game, which was another loss to the fucking Texas Rangers. And Matt Veerling, who was two for three that day, he had a double and he had a stolen base. He's not playing that great. He's not had an amazing season. He's hovering around bad in 200. Right. But he

had a good night. You ride the hot hand. It's getting late in the game and he puts fucking a doable Herrera in. Why would you take him out when he's two for three? Fucking goldfish. He's two for three. He's hot. He's feeling good about himself

that day. Why would you take him out and put in a double? It makes no sense because a lot of baseball is mental. It's about getting in the rhythm, getting into a good mood, and Veerling's feeling good about himself. He's two for fucking three. He stole a bag. You hit a double.

So let him hit. Let him hit. And Adubo was kind of sorry we didn't play the day before because his fucking hand or whatever hurt. I don't know, doing whatever dumb shit he does. Punching his girlfriend. Choking. Choking.

I hate this team. That's all I know. I've actually become a Philliesies fan is whenever when anyone like mentions the phillies i'm like i don't want to fucking talk about that's yeah that's how you know because because you know that that optimism that's there for like the first it's like it's there until we lose yeah for you know it could be it could be seven games it could it's common and as soon as we lose and we hit that wall, it goes away. That's how you know you're a real Philly Spaniel. Yeah, I'm like,

I just, dude, I fucking hate this team. And there's guys on there I love. I love Alec Bowen told us that he fucking hated us. And then since then, he's been tearing it up. He fucking rocks. And it's like, dude, that's an amazing

story. And like, come on, man. Like, you got to do better than this. But you want to talk about a Lowell Mets moment? Something stupid? I watched the game today. The Mets and the, was it Nash? Braves?

Yeah, the Braves beat them 9-2. Good, good. The Braves beat them nine-tail. Good. Good. The Braves haven't been making too much noise right now, so we'll see. Fuck the Mets. Apologies to our friend Bobby Wagner of Tipping Fitches who told me off on Twitter. He said, being a Phillies fan

is not as bad as being a Mets fan. And I'm like, 10,000! 10,000! 10,000. 11,000, buddy. Come on, man. Let us have this one. It's 11,000, man. It's the worst in professional

sports. Alright. So the Mets played the Cardinals last week. And the Mets are now doing this thing where we're the team that everyone hates and we're getting hit. They're throwing it at us. So the Mets have been getting hit by pitches a lot. Do you know why that is?

Because they're leaning into them? Yeah, they're leaning into them. Buck Showalter. But you know what? Buck Showalter is actually like, nah, I'm going to have them do this. And I'd be like, yeah, the league's against us. It's just us, guys. The only people who will stand up for us is us. We got to be together. That's a fucking guy in a clubhouse being a leader.

I want to punch Dave Dombrowski right in his fucking face. Yeah, if he doesn't fire Joe Girardi, we might have to do that. Just make the call, man. Fuck it. Even if it's Charlie for a few games. Get an angry guy. We need someone angry. Even if it's not for the whole year.

Maybe Mike Yoke. Maybe you have him be the police manager. Yeah. Well, he doesn't have a job with the Flyers anymore. Yeah. Keeping the fucking GM. Yeah. That's smart. Yeah. What's the shit about Pete Alonso? All right. So the Mets have played the Cardinals.

Pete Alonso gets hit. And so the Cardinals are at that bat and they threw at Nolan Arenado who is like their best guy phenomenal baseball player so he gets mad at the pitcher starts getting up starts yelling at him and then the best thing in baseball happens

a bench clearing brawl love it and Pete Alonzo runs out there the Mets are fielding the best thing in baseball happens, a bench clearing brawl. Love it. And Pete Alonzo runs out there. I mean, the Mets are fielding. So he's out there on the field. He runs in. He goes to go after the pitcher. And some guy

grabs him from behind and just pulls him back. And they fall to the ground together. He was restrained by the it's the Cardinals first base coach. Do you want to know what his name is? Stubby Clap. Stubby Clap.

Did you look at his picture? I have it in here. Oh, hang on one second, baby. You're going to love him already. All right. Posting link. Oh, Stubby. Yeah. Wow. That all right posting the link oh stubby yeah wow that is a baseball face that's and that's that's that's the requisite 90s baseball player uh goatee hell yeah dude but like like you could like he's

he's pretty yoked right like he's not it doesn't look like guy. Apparently, he's like a legend. He was like a minor league guy. They called him the mayor of Memphis because he was on the Memphis Redbirds for so long, which is, I think, their AAA team. Right. Alright. So after the interview, after the game, they interviewed Pete Alonzo who repeatedly says, I'm a big, strong guy.

I'm a big, strong guy. For me, I'm a big, strong guy. They don't know my temper. They don't know what I could do I mean if I wanted to put someone in the hospital I easily could but I was just out there trying to protect my guys says the guy who was bear hugged by stubby clap um big

strong guy big strong guy hey I gotta ask you a question Liam the guy who tells you he can put you in the hospital what are the odds he could actually put you in the hospital, what are the odds he could actually put you in the hospital? For me personally, slim to none. And that goes more if I'm a professional athlete. Right.

So Pete Alonzo, I didn't look up his background. Probably never been in a fight in his life with that talk. Now, you have to tell everybody you're a big, strong guy. It's because you got wrestled to the ground by a guy named Stubby Clap who played like 30 games in the majors. Although I will say for Mr. Clap, it's weird how they call him

Enormous Dong Clap. Yeah. Because that man fucks. Yeah. They call him Clap because that's the sound of his balls. Yeah. That's amazing. I could make your hand clap as he's walking along. Yeah, it's just his nuts

clacking together. Yeah. And I, like, you know, the Cardinals, I don't hate them. A lot of people hate them. I mean, they're kind of annoying. The fans are kind of... They're shuns, yeah. But, uh, no. Subby Clap, that's a dude. Like, that's a dude. That's a guy.

And Pete Alonzo, say that. If you wanted to throw down, just throw down. You're not going to get suspended for that many games. Right, exactly. Look, I don't really hate Pete Alonzo that much. I've lost a lot of respect for him.

Let's see, he's from Tampa. That explains so much. So he's from Tampa. That explains so much. He's from Tampa. He had one brother, Alex, who played lacrosse. His father fled the hometown of Barcelona during the Spanish Civil War, moved to Queens, but settled in Lancaster, Ohio. Lancaster, bud.

Is that how it's pronounced? I think it is for them too. Jesuit high school. He played for the University of Florida. Do you think he play for university of florida do you think he can fight no no i don't think you fight contrast it with uh um fucking what's his name uh nick cassianos is from like miami area i think he can fight and he doesn't have to tell you he can fight no i can i can look at him and tell you he can fight. He can just fight. Pete Alonzo can't fight. I think that's the official

line of the 10,000 Losses podcast. Yeah, you got... And you know what? No shame in being manhandled by Stubby Clap. Because the dude looks... And if you watch the video, you can see Stubby Clap has fucking arms. Yeah. He's got biceps. That dude can

chop. Yeah. Any other thoughts on baseball you want to talk about? Pain. I don't talk about pain, but it's already a shitty enough day. My day is actually good. It's just everything else. Yeah, exactly.

All right. 76ers sent the Raptors to hell fuck you nurse and fuck your fans yeah announcer who said that and beat had what he was coming like yeah you didn't beat a fucking concussion which is super classy orbital bone super classy

as always Toronto fans yeah further proving that Toronto was a mistake well they're mad that they can't sterilize indigenous women anymore Good job, Toronto fans. Further proving that Toronto was a mistake. Well, they're mad that they can't sterilize indigenous women anymore. They got to take their fucking temper out on something.

The burning of York was not complete enough. Zebulon Pike did nothing wrong. That's the damn truth. Unless he fought against natives. He probably did. I think he was on a lot of those Louisiana Purchase expeditions.

Yeah. Zebulon Pike did nothing wrong in burning York to the ground. That's where we'll keep it. We're not threatening anybody because our Canadian fan base is all Quebecois. Thank you, guys.

Thank you. You guys rock. Keep smoking cigarettes. It smells like diesel. It smells like diesel. Alright, so we beat the Raptors. Abid is dead. He might be coming back as early as Game 3, but I wouldn't get your hopes

up. Supposedly, there are a lot of executives going to be in attendance tonight, May 4th. You heard it here first, to present Embiid with the MVP award. Though, who knows? We lost to the Heat. Without Embiid, we lose the series. I think in a sweep honestly DeAndre Jordan just should not be getting more than three minutes a quarter

no minutes I'm being generous he's terrible and Doc said he's going to keep playing him quote whether you like it or not is Doc's just whole shtick at this point like oppositional defiant disorder like i think

that might be what it is honestly it's it's fucking ridiculous uh because we gave him i think like like we jumped on him on the he's not a good fit like we waited a long time we gave like yeah we have been the most patient because we don't we philly loves to jump on on on black coaches black players and and we don't want to be doing that jump on on on black coaches black players and and we don't want to be doing that nonsense but i think i think it's just this is regardless of you know who he is he's he you know i think the other day we talked about him like sounding like a kid who got caught like you know trying to justify what they were caught doing right Right. No, I don't disagree. I don't know at this point.

Come on, man. And Embiid only got hurt because he was kept in at the end of the game. Right. Totally fucking unnecessary. And then Siakam fucked him up too. And so Siakam should be fucking penalized for that. Although, did you see that Embiid applied for French

citizenship? No, I didn't see that. Yeah, apparently it's easier than American citizenship also, so you can play for the French national team. So people are like, oh, maybe he's going to go... Because Siakam's also from Cameroon. So people

were reading a little bit into that, saying he wants to play on the French national team and fuck over Siakam. I don't know how that works. Good luck to you, bud. That Sixers read it for you, man. Jesus Christ. Fuck. All right.

Jesus. So we're down 0-1 to the Heat. Game two is tonight. Game two is tonight. The Celtics have tied it up 1-1 with the Bucs. When the Jays shoot, they shoot. Thank God. I do want to talk about real quick. Last night, Gary Payton, the second

son of the greatest defensive guard in the history of the NBA, Gary Payton, had his elbow broken. Yes. In a game. I have thought this. These playoffs have felt more physically contentious yes we're just like like dirty hits just more physical like i don't uh i don't know like it

just feels that way uh no i i think i think so too and um i saw something i can't remember where i was talking about how like actually like there's statistical stuff to back it up like guys are getting a little more in each other's faces and right i need to be a little tighter about penalties when guys can't like block themselves like right you know you're shooting you're you're in that vulnerable position um like let someone have the easy layup right like like Like, like you don't like, you know, he's going to get it. Right. Don't get the foul and draw contact on purpose. Yeah.

Yeah. So, I mean, there's, there is a fine line between like, you know, let them play it out versus when you have orbital bone fractures or broken elbows.

That's, it's hard to break an elbow. Right. It is. That's why... Especially having your elbow broken. Yeah, that's not... I've had my wrist broken. That's not fun. Right, right. No, it sucks.

So I... Yeah. Yeah, that... That's... I just wanted to talk about that. Now, do you want to move on to football? Right before we do, I want to say, what's your prediction for this series? If Embiid comes back, Sixers

and Seven. If Embiid doesn't come back, Heat and Four. Okay, I can see that. I would say if he doesn't come back, it would be Heat and Five. Okay, I'll give you Heat and Five. I think that actually feels more realistic. squeak one out at home yeah uh yeah uh yeah we can move the football now because uh a lot happened and i think we could always go more in depth in a future episode uh with the draft but um do you want to talk about some of the top guys we picked?

Fuck, yeah. Who did we get? We got the steal of the draft. What's his name? N'Kobe. I cannot remember his name. Is it Dean? N'Kobe Dean.

Yeah. Super good out of Georgia. And the Eagles truly got a steal there yeah uh jordan davis who you may remember as the 6'6 350 man who ran like 478 40 yeah 47 uh that is insane the kinetic energy there apparently his mom is an eagles fan and he's like the nicest kid so hell yeah i'm really hopeful he uh he tears it up uh this season uh i thought it was interesting we sort of didn't draft a receiver no but we traded for one we did trade for one i forgot we did yeah we traded around aj brown from tennessee so jalen hurts uh you can view this one of two ways. I mean, they're giving Jalen Hurts all

the shit he needs. So if they don't succeed, it's going to be time for them to look at another QB for better or worse. They also fired their director of scouting operations today for some reason yeah at 11

interesting to see I wonder how long he's been there since 2016 I mean it's it's it's fucking Howie's fault before it's anyone else yeah but yeah I mean I thought the Eagles did pretty well in this draft actually

oh wow so his his brother is the VP of player personnel since 2016. So he was a nepotism hire. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a great way to run your organization. Yeah. That's how you get Phillies, guys.

You don't want to turn into Phillies. Don't hire all your cousins. Because. All right, cuz. I'm going to guess you a draw. All right, you're going to go watch all of college football games and you're going to tell me who looks good. This guy is very

big. I think he would be a good guy. I like his name. I do think it's really funny though that fucking like just the dude's like 6'6 350. I love it. I love it. You got to calculate like we the dude like the dude's like 6'6 350 I love it you gotta calculate like we could calculate

like based on his like mass like how much like how many newtons like more like he would do compared to an average guy of his size like that's like laying you out like that's so much fucking mass moving like laying you out like that's that's so much fucking

mass moving at you at such a high speed love it right wild uh i want to talk about uh a couple things uh so hugh jackson uh claimed i i don't know and uh the claim was settled because he hired uh he had signed a hiring agreement. But he claimed that basically he was paid to tank or incentivize a tank, told the tank. And while it appears that he was never explicitly told to tank, implicitly he was told to tank via what would have been salary bonuses for finishing low in cap space and high in draft ranking. So I just wanted to talk about that. We'll talk about the NFL, the hideous corruption of the NFL

in a different episode. But I did want to talk about you shouldn't take the NFL finding that shit seriously, especially when documents have borne out that he was telling 95% of the truth the nfl is telling zero so like we'll talk about how the nfl arbitrates itself but i think that's that's important to learn uh yeah they don't they don't care and they don't care they get all this money from the media the media contract they don't even care if you go to the game. They get all their money from... I did a math. I got into an argument

on this years ago. It's something like 60% of the revenue is just from the fucking TV deal. It's insane. Also, Adrian Peterson got arrested. Normally, I wouldn't give this any sort of consideration, but he's a free agent and I'm sick of

this dude having a job he shouldn't have had a job years ago uh he beat his kid so bad that his testicles bled at two years old he's been unrepentant about it uh the nfl needs to like we'll talk about player discipline but like that's not a guy who should be playing football and i understand that like conversely what you said to me off air that like it's not like these guys got any fucking help from the league they all have cta every single nfl player has cta right like it just you can't you can't avoid it in in these scenarios right and so these guys are all they've been playing football since they're kids so they already have it right you know no exactly it it's just it sucks don't let your kids play football.

Nope. Seriously. Who signed as two people who did? Soccer. Also, you can get CT from the header. So let's play baseball. Baseball. Yeah.

Why not? Oh, there's no CT in hockey. No, don't worry about that. There is. There's. Yeah. So do not go Canes. Go Canes and Comcolors.

No. Mike Yo is not coming back as coach of the Flyers. Yeah, we did touch on that. We still have the same GM. So, you know. Good, great. Nice.

Just a few pieces away nice just a few pieces away just a few pieces away and uh you know you you you watch you watch a footy match the other day when you do that accent it makes you want to reach to the tv to computer monitor beat you

i watched your football the other day uh yes that's what i was doing you can't hear me, Liam. Oh. My best, my best. Bro, you cockney Batman. Master, master, master why? Master why?

No, I can't do, I actually can't do Michael Caine if I work on it, but my throat is going balls out fucking allergies right now. That's the master wine. I don't know. I hope everyone

else is cringing too. Let's see if I can fly. Yeah, so you played Liverpool. You versus Mo Salah. Yeah. you played Liverpool. You versus Mo Salah.

Yeah. How'd that work out for you? I like Liverpool. Did the Arabic words I told you, did you say it to him? No. It wasn't very helpful. You didn't compare him to a shoe? He hurt me.

Even Gossamer, that's like the worst. Did I tell you that was the worst one? No. Yeah, it means your shoe Did you even compare him to a shoe? He hurt me. Even Gosma or whatever it is. Did I tell you that was the worst one? No. Yeah, it means your shoe, son of a shoe. Oh. At least in Egypt, that's the worst one. Son of a shoe. Okay. Why not? It makes sense. Shoes are dirty. I mean, they're not wrong.

Sure. Alright, we're getting punchy, aren't we? Yeah, let's wrap this bitch up. So you watch Liverpool. Who were they playing? Villanueva. Where's that? Spain. Champions League. Champions League. Okay.

UCL or whatever. Yeah, Champions League. I watched the last 15 minutes of the Union game against Nashville because it was actually on TV. Oh, proud of you. Villarreal. Villar proud of you. Yeah. So, you know, I don't know. Villarreal. Villarreal.

Villarreal. Villarreal. If it's Spanish. Yeah. Villarreal. Yeah. Yeah. You got to get into it.

Spanish teams are fun to say. They're the Champions League final. So. Yeah. I think it'll be Liverpool and Real Madrid. All right. Both teams I've heard of, so that's good. Wow. So the fucking union had a draw.

They're 5-3-1, but still number one in the East because they have one more point than the team below them, which I think is New York. Full mouth comments. But can we have a possession for more than 30 seconds. That wasn't intentional handball, whatever that penalty is where you touch it with your hand.

That wasn't intentional. That penalty kick was bullshit. I don't know. Yeah. When you become a teacher, one of the things that you learn how to do is talk about anything you don't know anything about at length.

I feel like that's important. Yeah, it's important. We're getting close here because I think we're at 40. So this is like an hour already. This is long. So we have two DMs. Let's hear them. So I guess I'll do the first one unless you don't want me to do the voice. Are these two DMs. Let's hear them. So I guess I'll do the first one

unless you don't want me to do the voice. Are these just DMs? Lunga from Ada. It's an accent, so you can do it. Hey, thanks for answering my question, my question Rooney. And gosh, that sure was an accent. I was wondering if either of you...

I can't actually do a full strand accent. Yeah. Or your guest-a-ritos may have racked off me ute. I can't read it because you're over the screen. There you go. When is the best time

in a sports season to introduce someone new to it? So if you were a sports fan trying to introduce someone else to sports, when's the best time to do that in the sports year? For hockey, it's the playoffs. Okay, that's interesting because I told

our RLG friend, I said at the start of the season, but actually I think that's a better idea for any of them. Let's watch the playoffs. Right. Yeah. For everything else, baseball, I feel like is probably also the playoffs. right yeah yeah for everything else uh baseball

i feel like it's probably also the playoffs yeah i would say so or at least like the pennant race close to the end of the year yeah basketball is like i think every sport it's basically the playoffs yeah maybe not football football like

weeks 12 through 16 where the games actually sort of matter a lot more. Yeah. And football, since there's only 17 games, you know, each game really does. I mean, it's not that every game does count in every sport, but

the significance of each game is much greater. It's not as many. It's a big event. But yeah, I uh sign off on your theory there thank you um unless it's like arena football then don't watch it um yeah uh all right second one second one you can read it hi gents you forgot the other thing bucks county is known for my high school alma mater neshaminy continually affirming that racism against indigenous folks

is cool and good actually gross also question for the pod can we talk about how fucked up the draft is as an institution in an idealized world what do you think would be a good worker-friendly replacement cheers and happy mayday james uh i we can bleep that name out um yeah i mean i think part of it is that like without promotion and relegation um the sort of premier league solution where there is no salary cap and you just like like a worker owned local like a worker owned league would be the best way to do it yeah yeah a worker owned-owned league where you... And then you have players... Your local team

kind of has local youth leagues and plays you up that way. And you learn how to play the sport from a young age. And you get to go up through that system. And then you can pick whatever team or anything like that.

I mean, I can understand that even in a purely worker-owned league, you would still need to address some sort of distribution of players, competitive, competitive. But I think that's more on the league providing... If you have a standard salary, and you had a standard salary and you had... Like a standard salary, I guess, and every team has to provide equitable conditions for... And benefits. Yeah. Yeah. So that you're not negotiating your own contract or anything like that. So you're not

moving somewhere just for the money. You're going to play where you want to play. Right. The Cuban Baseball League is sort of interesting where it's all based on your regional. Right. So kind of like that. You go up through your local team and then they

play each other in the regular season. And then they have an extra season after that's over. It's like the super season. I forget what it's called. Where it's like the all-star teams from each state. Right. Now that's over. It's like the super season. I forget what it's called. Where it's like the all-star teams from each state. Right. Now that's cool. There's a part of me that would love to see

Pennsylvania play New Jersey in baseball. Right. That's awesome. That would be sick. We don't get that except in Little League. Yeah. So that would be kind of cool. But yeah. In terms... Yeah. You that would be kind of cool. But yeah, in terms, yeah,

you just have a player-owned league and you provide good conditions. Because if you don't have Pro Rel, if you don't... I mean, a draft makes sense in the... If you're looking at things from the perspective of a person who watches the sport or a person who wants the sport to have a competitive edge, every team to have it shot,

it does make sense to have a draft. It is shitty. Right. There probably is a better way to do it. But when you don't... I think we talked about this last time we talked. When you don't have a draft, what that can mean is if the league's not set up right,

that means that the Yankees can buy everybody. Right. Exactly. While that's good for the worker, league's not set up right, that means that the Yankees can buy everybody. Right. Exactly. And while that's good for the worker, it's not good for the state of the sport. Right. I'll agree with that. Yeah. So it's like with the system we're under, it's just not conducive to that unless the league's

set up. It leaves you worker-owned or set up in a way where every team has to be equal in terms of salary. Right. Yeah. Do you want to know what the Chamonix... I see what they're called.

We can say the second part. They call themselves the Skins now. Oh, good. Somehow that's less offensive. Yeah, that's terrific. But it's the same as the Washington Commander's original name. Right. The Washington

Slurs. Yeah, if you look just look up in the Chamonix High School like athletics and look at their jerseys where it just has skins on it, it just seems Yeah, like a winking like we don't really want to be doing this, but we are to appease you libs. Yeah. Yeah, and you know

that's Lower County too. So Lower County is more diverse. So it's a little weird seeing that. are to appease your libs. Yeah. That's lower county too. So lower county is more diverse. So it's a little weird seeing that. Oh, fuck. Give me two seconds. Oh. Because I forgot the joke. So let's see. I already did that one.

Okay. All right. This is a good one. I'll just say it to you. All right. Go for it. What's the difference between a father judge high school football player and a dollar? What's that? You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

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