Ten Thousand Losses - Rack Off Me Cheesesteak

Episode Date: April 8, 2022

Your intrepid hosts persevere and bring you a pod despite Liam's Covid and Tom's brain dumbs. The boys get the podcast number wrong, discuss Nick Castellanos moving into Ben Simmons' house, make predictions about the Phillies, talk about the Sixers, get mad about the Flyers, and then field an Australian question about cheesesteaks in the mailbag.  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Leave us a voicemail: 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge ice balls. We, the Dallas Cowboys, had assassinated John Kennedy. Hello. Hey there. Welcome back to another episode of 10,000 Losses. Somehow we're on episode 25, if this is right. Hello there, friends. This is Tom here in post. This is not episode 25.

I'm a fucking idiot. It's episode 24. When I've said in the past that I'm not good at math, I wasn't lying. I have a hard time counting in my head sometimes. So sorry for that. Holy shit. Yeah. The goaded number because it's Jim Tomei, Joe Girardi, and Ben Simmons. Yeah.

Ben Simmons, famously goaded. Speaking of which, we have information related to uh the arrest of ben simmons uh where uh dick nick castellanos is buying his house yes i know it's down here later in the notes but that's fucking funny dude that is very funny i don't know what he's gonna do with that giant uh what is that the savage sign yeah like what does he do with that? Does he keep it? If he wants to be a Philly legend for the rest of his life, he gets a big dump truck and he just has a bunch of guys throw it in the

trash and haul it off to the dump. I think he keeps it and just poses with it in a Simmons jersey. Or a Harden jersey. that would be fucking funny like what do you get the game room he's got the sneaker wall i'm sure yeah of course you got no dude you gotta have the sneaker wall you gotta have the same wall so everyone knows how cool and great you are the nft zone i'm looking at the pictures of this fucking house with like the zebra striping on the kitchen counter yes i don't understand why um why uh there's two islands 36 inches apart from each

other no and uh if you look at the pictures of his dining room the wine is all on the wall in a glass case directly exposed to sunlight so i have a funny story about that actually so a couple years ago i uh i uh got this promoted this ad in my instagram feed right and it was for custom designed wine cellars and i was like shit like that's at least interesting like no i don't i'd like i'll never have the money for that but like that's a cool design thing i'd never thought so i like give it a like and and uh these dudes instantaneously reach out to me and they're like hey liam like we're so happy you liked our post like if you're ever in the market for a custom-designed wine cellar we you know we can give you a discounted consultation like we can

work with basically any sort of space like blah blah blah blah blah and i was just like instant follow like like that like that attention to detail is so fucking funny i'm like yeah like listen i host a podcast for a living but when i make it big and we get bought out by spotify for 50 million you guys are gonna be the first people I fucking hit up. Are you doing some sort of marketing? Did they pay you for that? To mention on the pod? No, they didn't because I didn't say the name of it. For all your wine seller needs in North

Jersey. I'm going to bleep that out unless you fucking pay. And I know guys up in North Jersey. I'll take care of some shit. Yeah, sure you will. I do. Hey, listen, the Italian side of my family, we got some friends. Your whole family Italian? I got a couple of guys up in North Jersey

that kind of know. They have some friends, if you know what I mean. No, they don't. Well, speaking of Italians, the pizza place by a brewery I used to hang out at, the owner shot her business partner and romantic partner. And she got caught because she asked for a contractor to dig a hole seven by three in her backyard.

And the contractor's like, all right, yeah, I'll do it. But it's kind of suspicious. And he told the cops. the cops like monitored the communications and yeah and it was stuck she was hiding it in the in the fucking garage and she was like making facebook posts like does anyone know how to get skunk smell out of a garage i guess it was the corpse. Wink, wink. Yeah. At my high school, there came out. So I've long suspected our, I have no proof for this, but there's like no liable laws in this country of my high school administrator of embezzlement. I always have had the feeling. And it turned out that she was in this like secret affair with someone else on our school's board

like a like secret love of and like it all came out and it turned out that somebody was embezzling money and i was just like knew it caught it i can smell embezzlement a mile away like yeah that's more common than you think like especially like shitty admins or or like principals love to be cheating they just fucking love it yeah i i don't understand like whatever what is it what is it i guess it's power they get almost every person who wants to become a principal shouldn't be yeah that that is the least shocking sentence i've ever heard um i mean i guess that's the principle if you want power you shouldn't you're the last person who should have it so you know uh i uh I have one more before we get into it. So last night I recorded an episode of Lions with Joe and I was taunting him because obviously dual loyalty.

The dual loyalty myth is true, but only for me between Philadelphia and Boston sports. I was taunting about how shitty the Red Wings are. And then the Bruins lost to the Red Wings last night. Five to three. The Red Wings are fucking putrid, dude. You leave that. Absolute embarrassment of a game. Yeah, whenever I talk about or think about the Boston Bruins, they lose.

To the point where I won't watch them on TV because they lose every time I watch them. Every single fucking time I watch them on tv because like they lose every time i watch them every single fucking time i watch this hockey team play they lose in person like in in on tv they always fucking lose to the point where i'm just like no like i i cannot like curse this team any longer yeah it's maybe if you start becoming a Flyers fan. I have thoughts on the Flyers for once. Oh, boy. There was... What was I going to say?

Fuck. Six minutes in and I already had the brain fog. Atta boy. What were we talking... Oh, so just for those of you locals listening to this podcast, go listen to the latest Trash Future about the NFT bank here in Bucks County called the Huntington Valley Bank. Oh, fuck. And I pass a branch every day to and from work. That sucks, dude.

That's the NFT bank. So I cannot wait for that to crash. And this is the funny thing. Become a trash feature embedded reporter. Well, Alice was making jokes like they're going to put small construction businesses in jet ski dealerships. I'm like, there's a jet ski dealership three minutes down the road from the bank. They probably bank there. There's eight different small construction firms and general contractors on

that block by that word like delval is like oh holy shit like it's like she is laving things into existence like stop it turn it off yes like bucks actually like like it's like no don't just don't come after my county jesus christ other bucks to lend the est bucks to lend us you do deserve it yeah uh i did have someone who DMed me once. I'm not sure if I said this on the podcast. It was like, well, I think, I'm not sure if Bucks conjugates properly with Latin. And then we figured out Buckinghamshire, since Bucks is short for Buckinghamshire or Bucking, whatever the fuck you say it. Sure.

That county names are considered feminine or something like that in Latin conjugation. So I was like, all right, it checks out i was like thanks cool thanks for letting me know that i'm saying it must be destroyed with proper fucking grammar uh if you listen to this podcast i'm not making fun of you i am um all right my kid did we even say our names? I'm Liam Anderson. That's Tom Payne. Our pronouns are both he and him. Yes.

And we do have a podcast. It is the podcast. It's not even a podcast that exists. It's just the podcast. The podcast. We used a definite article. That's crazy. Yeah, and 25.

Let's see. Bonus four is already out. Go listen to it uh it's a pretty fun conversation i think i think i thought it was a good one yeah you got tired in the middle i re-listened to it i i had some laughs so it was a good one yeah the delirium definitely set in yeah uh we picked it up we picked it up though it doesn't come off at all because we're both delirious right now and bonus bonus five, we already have it lined up. We're going to be talking about Red Sox with Shox. Yeah, I'm excited for that.

Yeah, he's going to be on the regular episode too. 2004 LCS, baby. Yeah, that's going to be fun. Please ignore everything else that's ever happened to this franchise. He texted me asking me about, like, like, what are we going to talk about? Like, what kind of like I was like, oh, yeah, talk about the Red Sox. I'm like, we usually talk about sports disasters on the bonus and it's the Red Sox. So he talks about how he's practicing to say Bucky fucking Dent over and over again.

Yeah. Yeah. And then I sent him a picture I took from Up on the Monster when I was there that summer. Just say, POV, you're the ball he hit. He just gave me a thumbs down, and he hasn't reached out to me since. So hopefully I didn't destroy our bonus episode. But no, we're good.

We're good. Yeah. So throw beer cans at me if you're from Boston, whatever. Is that what you do up in Boston when you're- No, we're good. We're good. Yeah, so throw beer cans at me if you're from Boston, whatever. Is that what you do up in Boston when you're... No, we say slurs. Red Sox fans say slurs. What do you say to a white guy, though? Honky.

He's a fucking... How do you fucking... Haki? Haki. He's a fucking haki up here. That's how my dad would say it. Oh, right. And if you want that bonus episode or any of our old ones, but give us money, patreon.com slash 10,000 losses, all spelled out.

And call into our voicemail, 267-371-7218. We definitely need some voicemails. I got some messages, but we need some voicemails. John from Pittsburgh. Send upicemails. John from Pittsburgh. Send up the signal. John from Pittsburgh. What are you doing? John from Pittsburgh almost got taken out by a tornado the other day.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. Bucks County. NFTs and tornadoes. That's what we're known for up here. Jesus fuck. Yeah. That and fucking.

Psychopathic racism. The German... Legacy of a German-American Bundkamp. Yeah. Has not been fully excised. No. All right. Oh, there we go.

So let's talk about the world's greatest sport. Hockey. Baseball. All right, hang on. Hang on. Opening day greatest sport. Hockey. Baseball. All right. Hang on. Hang on. Opening day, baby. All gas.

No brakes. No defense. Hail Satan. Hail Satan. Yeah. Hail Satan. All right. All right.

I don't know if you saw the beefcake shot. I did. Yeah. So those of you who don't know what we're talking about, go on the Phillies Twitter and just scroll through. There is a beefcake shot. It's all just man ass. Yeah.

Of all of. Where are you going with all that cake, sir? Yeah. Schwarber, Realmuto, Harper, Castellanos, and Hoskins. And it's just a shot of all their asses. I got to say Schwarber's is probably the best, at least to my taste. As a former powerlifter type, almost powerlifter, I reserve the right to critique men's butts based on how much I think they squatted.

That's fair. Schwarber definitely looks like he squats a mooch, although Gene Segura does still have the nicest ass overall. I sent the picture to my wife. that's fair that's fair uh schwarberg definitely looks like he squats so much although gene segura does still have the nicest ass overall uh i sent the picture to my wife i'm like hey so i got some more things to keep you entertained when we're at the game look at look at this piece of cake yeah no his wife yes they're beefy boys down there and what i am most concerned with is not the aesthetics. It is the power their posterior chains will generate when they twist their hips and hit the ball. Because this is just going to be all fucking gas.

No brakes. All bats. No gloves. Home runs. Yeah. The Phillies are going to win and lose every game by a score of 20 to 19. Yeah. It's going to be insane. That's how this is going to win and lose every game by a score of 20 to 19. Yeah, it's going to be insane.

That's how this is going to work. It's going to be that St. Louis Washington Nationals preseason game that was like 23 to 10 or something like that. Oh, yeah, they just hung a million on them. Yeah. So, yeah, so opening day, let's see. So one of the surprising things is Bryson Stott. I guess not that surprising because he's hitting,

he hit like 500 throughout spring training is he made the opening day roster. I, there was some dumb baseball nerd logistical stuff with that, that made me think that wasn't going to happen. Sure. Bryson Stott's made it, man. So,

Hey, we have a guy who could play defense. Just one though. Just one, just. Just one. Verling's okay. And then JT Ormuto's good. JT Agoura's actually good at defense, too. So, I want to say this. I don't

think that defense is going to be as bad as people are making it out to be. I think people are talking about it being like absolute dogshit defense. This team didn't have good defense last year. It hasn't had good defense for a couple years. So, I'm not like, it's going to be whatever.

And a lot of our pitchers are strikeout guys, except for Kyle Gibson. So I'm not super, super worried. The only concern is when Kyle Gibson pitches, he's a ground ball guy. Throws like a, like a good sinker.

Sure. So we'll see how that happens. But yeah, opening day is friday so uh this tense i tend to put this out on thursday nights later uh so if you're listening to this friday morning you know it's an opening day friday game weird hours 305 so take off work skip skip school uh as a teacher i'm giving you permission to skip school to go to opening day. Wow, that's very generous of you.

Yeah. Honestly, I, you know, I think that that kind of stuff, because of the internet has ruined a lot of things. The sort of like, like dad's going to let me skip school so we can go down

and he's going to cut work so we can go down the baseball game. Like nowadays, you can get caught doing that because of fucking cameras everywhere. Right.

You know, go skip school, go watch know, go skip school. Go watch baseball. Go have fun. It is – one of the statistics was since the lockout ended, the most home opener tickets in the league percentage-wise were sold by the Phillies. So we sold out the home opener. It's going to be packed. I think Nola's starting for the Phillies. Nice. So we sold out the whole home opener. It's going to be packed. I think Nola's

starting for the Phillies. So he's breaking a record for the most opening day starts consecutively for the Phillies. That's awesome, dude.

Yeah. And we're playing the athletics who are having a fire sale. I mean, Frankie Montage is slated to pitch. This might be his.

I mean, they might be trading them. So who knows? Oh, Jesus. Yeah. The athletics had a fucking fire sale, man. And honestly, we should get Frankie Montas. That would be cool.

Although our rotation's kind of set at this point. And I don't know. I might bleep this out, but I am going to be at Citizens Bank Park Sunday. Section f***. So I might bleep that out, and you can just guess and wander around what section's just hoping to see me.

No one knows what you look like, dude. I know. So that's the that's they can listen. They will hear me a mile away. I am not a quiet person. No. No, you're not. Yeah.

I might I might I might just cut this out because if you're weird to my wife, I will. And you deserve it. And then this would be used as evidence in court that I premeditated it. She has pretty brown eyes and pretty brown hair. Yes, she does. She might... I believe that. I have met your wife. Yeah. Yeah.

She doesn't put up with shit. Let's talk season predictions. Since you are such a baseball head, don't steal my predictions. What do you such a baseball head, don't steal my predictions. What do you think is going to happen? Actually, my honest

having not really looked at it was very similar to yours. Yeah. Yeah, this team wins 90 games, picks up pitching at some point. The bullpen gets it together uh squeaks into the wild card uh and then god willing the pitching gets hot and they just ride it to a world series berth yeah i i think i think if if so 90 wins man dude i wish i had

that level of optimism yeah see that's what's great about me is I don't know shit. Yeah. Yeah. So 90 wins, we're looking at maybe winning the division with that. I think the Braves are going to win the division. So a lot of people have the Phillies and Mets kind of like fighting for the two slot in the division. And I think we're going to make the third wildcard slot. And it's expanded now. So there's more wildcard slots. So we're definitely making the division. And I think we're going to make the third wildcard slot. And it's expanded now.

So there's more wildcard slots. So we're definitely making the playoffs. I think Zips has us at 67% chance of at least making the playoffs. That's not bad. Yeah, at 35 for making it past the wildcard round. Sure. So I'm cool with that. I have 88-74, third wildcard slot.

I think we're going to battle, unless something happens with the Mets, which it might because fucking low Mets. Fuck it. Love the Mets, baby. Love the Mets. They love to fucking suck. They just fall on their own face. The Grom's out probably for a better part of the season.

He blew his shoulder up, right? Right. Yeah. Well, I mean, the guy throws like 102 103 like the the human arm was not designed for that or not made for that like like i mean he's an amazing pitcher regardless like he he's got other skills besides just pure velocity but because he could pinpoint that shit right but yeah so and i know the church was out too so he's not starting i think it uh who's starting it we're very professional podcast here we are very professional very professional

that's not his name i i am having the weird sort of brain fog where names are just going away oh that sucks dude yeah i know you're tired yeah i'm tired'm tired. I didn't sleep at all last week. Planning a funeral was really hard, guys. Yeah, I bet. Yeah, Tyler McGill. And his name is spelled T-Y-L-O-R. No, it isn't. That's not real. That's not real.

That's not real. Ty-lor. Ty-lor. Yeah. What a dweeb. Oh, man. And, of course, the comments are just Lomats, Lomats. Big Drip owns your franchise. Ty-lor Mets. What a dweeb. Oh, man. And of course, the comments are just Lomats, Lomats.

Big Drip owns your franchise. Ty Lomats. Ty Lomats. Yeah, Ty Lomats. Someone posted, you just lost to Jacob DeGrom too. That doesn't even make any sense. Just, yeah. Anytime the Mets, something funny happens with the Mets,

just the Twitter thread is just beautiful. It's just beautiful. They cannot shoot themselves in the foot. I just imagine Steve Cohen being like fucking like, I just spent all this fucking money. Yeah. So let's see how that works. So yeah, I think the Phillies are going to do well.

I think it's going to be a fun season. I think we're going to trade for a reliever or rotation depth depending on when we get Wheeler back and if there's any injuries, if Ethlin gets hurt again or anything like that. And yeah, I think it's going to be fun. I think opening day is going to be a very...

I think we're going to sweep. We better sweep the athletics. That's all I'll say. All right. You'd hope so. Yes. And one last baseball thing I'll transfer over. The Miami tickets I bought for the... It is like $40 a ticket to sit on the baseline. Dude.

I am five rows from the field. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. So everyone hates that stadium. I'm going to definitely take pictures. I think it's actually a pretty cool looking stadium. Baseball fans are inherently conservative and don't like anything modern.

Yeah, they hate fun. Yeah, they hate anything modern or cool. All right. So other sports that exist. We have basketball. Yeah. Kansas wins the NCAA tournament in a genuinely fantastic game. Suck it, Nova.

Suck it, Duke. All that matters is that Nova lost. All that matters is that Nova lost, and it was good and wholesome to watch Nova eat shit. Yeah. Kansas played a hell of a game. It was good to watch. Oh, Fran Dunphy, who used to coach at Temple, is now the coach at LaSalle University, another Philly school.

So maybe they'll get back in the tournament sometime this decade. Yeah, Philly's better when all the sports are humming. And you got like the, what is it, the Big Five? Yeah, in the town. Or the City Six, if you're a butthurt Drexel fan. Yeah. Well, Villanova doesn't count as city. That's true.

But I, yeah, whatever. For this. Yeah. 30 miles away. Oh, man. I forgot to tell. So we had a, I don't remember what team it was, but it was a Catholic high school from the suburbs out towards Villanova. And I forget which one it was.

And they came into North Catholic and they had a sign that said, we took the L to get here. But they spelled it with just the letter L. So you did literally take the L. Yeah. So regarding the Sixers, they're winning games. They should win. I mean, they beat Charlotte by fucking 30, I think.

As one should. As one should. And the Hornets aren't like a good team, but they like they can be a tough fight sort of any given night. They beat the Cavs only by four a tough fight sort of any given night. Um, they beat the calves only by four. They beat the Pacers last night by nine.

Uh, Tyrese Maxey had seven threes in the first half. Well, didn't they set, we talked about last night's game or the last. Yeah. Yeah. They set the franchise record for threes. Yeah.

That's, that's, uh, kind of cool, I guess. Yeah, I was sick. Embiid put up 45. They did 49 in the second quarter, which is wild. Yeah, give them the MVP already.

Yeah. What's his name? Justin Anderson. Yeah, said it. Yeah. Any relation? No, unfortunately. Yeah. What's his name? Justin Anderson. Yeah. Said it. Yeah. Yeah. Any relation? No, unfortunately. We need to find a backup center that isn't you or me because we could play better than DeAndre Jordan and we shouldn't have to.

Yeah. It's rough out there, man. Maybe if I sit on top of you. Yeah. And we just stand in front of the fucking crazy arms. Yeah. Just just just fouling everyone really hard. Does it count as two because we're using four hands? Yeah.

Oh, man. Shiva's has entered the Vishnu has come into the game well I mean can't help that he was born that way man like no that's you know exactly James Harden had 14 assists I actually want to talk about like

I think a lot of people when Harden was brought in not we actually didn't we were talking about his assist yeah Harden as brought in. We actually didn't. We were talking about his assists. But Harden as sort of this perimeter threat, which he is occasionally, but he's actually a really good playmaker. And being able to have him and Maxie is quite the luxury. I will say Harden had 11 points and 14 assists last night.

So no complaints. Yeah. I think they're kind of trying to fit in. I mean, more of this Doc Rivers stuff keeps coming up where he keeps sitting in bead and putting Jordan in. When it's obvious that's not working. Yeah. I mean, I don't understand why we're not

bringing in some of the younger guys i i think it's sort of the thought now is like well it's too late to like get them accolade but like kids get hot like it happens i mean i i you know i i think the problem is that there's basically no room for error because it's now like the final couple games of the season you're fighting for playoff seating and all that and like I like this like yeah we should have we should have started playing the kids like 20 games ago yeah

yeah absolutely we should start when we got hardened and we should have used that as like a thing like oh we're going to bring them up we're going to experiment with the lineups right yeah let them gel a little bit let him kind of mentor them let them let him take them out to the finest strip clubs. Because it's clear the Sixers have an eye for talent. You have to trust yourself, not just with Tyrese and Matisse,

but with everyone up and down your bench. Some dudes are going to be bench dudes, and that's fine, but we don't know until we try. Well, forgive me for not knowing exactly but didn't paul reed do something at the in the blue coats like yeah he was terrific or something yeah all right like he had some sort of like award in the in the g league season he went to depaul yeah he won won MVP and Rookie of the Year. Yeah, so maybe you bring him up.

Maybe you bring him up, right. And he's a power forward. He's not a center. But even so, the Celtics, until he got hurt, were running a 6'8 center and Rob Williams and doing just fine at it. Yeah, and he was all league defense, though. So I'll take that. Right, exactly. Let's just see what happens.

Yeah. And he's not on a two-way contract anymore. No, he's not. So why aren't we playing him? I don't know, man. You know, we're always wary about jumping the gun with criticism and stuff like that. I do think there is some criticism of doc that is is warranted yeah i mean you know they were trying to you know i get they traded for paul milsap but like putting milsap on yannis was just a waste i want to say

putting us on yannis yeah uh and we have charlie brown who uh is from here and uh went to st joe's and now he's on the sixers so like give my boy charlie brown a chance but yeah so playoff playoff wise are we really looking at maybe seeing the fucking nets yeah you are it's it's a log jam and it's impossible to say who's doing what like uh the celtics bucks and sixers are all tied at 49 30 celtics currently hold the tiebreaker but like it's a total fucking log jam dude yeah east east is decent this year so uh yeah we'll see what happens uh i do what do you what do you think is going to happen uh i i i mean i think it's probably pretty obvious that like the nets having now moved

into the eighth seed are gonna fucking like move to the seventh seed play my beloved boston celtics and it's gonna go to seven but i can't tell you who it's i think the celtics probably do assuming that they can kind of keep it together all right well make sure you're rooting for them maybe some of your your bruins magical rub off on yeah yeah uh but yeah i think the sixers right now you get the raptors who did beat you not that long ago uh i i think the sixers make it into the second round pretty convincingly and then and then who knows like they get a couple breaks they go to the eastern conference finals yeah yeah i'm not confident of that happening but right you know three three games left so um

we'll see. Yeah. They're not all going to be played by the time we start the next pod. Fuck, they might be. Yeah, so we will know pretty well next week. Emergency pod. Yeah. Yeah, they are. Yeah, they will be.

So we'll know. So be so we'll know so yeah we'll know so next week we'll be able to to you know either doom or gloom yeah one of the other yeah one of the two or maybe joy if we're playing someone that we beat easily yeah let's hope uh you want to talk about uh football sure football? Sure. Fucking so the Sixers traded down basically with the Saints. They swapped a bunch of picks. So the Sixers sort of spread out their first rounders between

so they're now down to two first rounders. The Eagles. What did I say? The Sixers? Yes. Okay. Well, the Eagles bleep that. The Eagles. It's just going to sound like you're saying a slur damn the eagles uh basically spread out their first rounders uh for this year next year but like they keep doing that and it kind of feels like they they're like yeah jalen's the guy and there's sort of an implied for now at the end of it. Yeah. And it's kind of like, stop that.

Like, believe in the guy or don't. That stuff worries me because a guy like, especially a young guy, like you need the kind of confidence behind him. Just say it's going to be his team for the next two years. Right. See what happens. You don't have to fucking say it. Right.

You know, like just say you got him and then change your it. Right. You know, like just, just say you got them and then change your mind, but let him, let him know that you do that. That helps you play a little better knowing that you got your team behind you. Right.

Exactly. Oh man. All right. So when is the draft again? Did he do the only podcast that has to do its research live on the air. Oh, it's April 28th to the end of this month. All right. So we'll live draft coverage.

No, we're not. We're not doing that. I don't do that. Yeah. We make fun of draft parties. So we'll see what happens there. So we trade it down to do we get more picks? Yeah, but they're spread out.

They're spread out. I mean, based on this draft not being that super strong a draft, that's fine. It's a decent like to address the Eagles needs. It's actually okay. Yeah. Strong on linemen. Strong on D linemen. Like, you know, shit you actually need to do.

It's a little... We still need to take Howie's strap powers away. Yeah, please. You have something on here about NFL diversity rules. What's going on here? Yeah. So the NFL basically has mandated that teams hire a minority assistant coach or a female assistant coach.

I was just reading a thing on ESPN that attorney generals have warned, have warned the NFL about treatment of women in the workplace culture by the attorney generals of six states uh yeah it's a total shit show uh i mean i i think that like the the minority rule is a good one but i i don't think owners care. To them, all these guys are basically interchangeable parts. Right. So if I have to hire a minority coach, I have to hire a minority coach. I don't really give a shit. And either I'm going to give that guy a fair chance or I'm not.

And I think the answer is probably closer to not. Right. Yeah. Right. Yeah, this, you know, the NFL being the more conservative of the sports, like, this is going to be shitty. This is weird. And Pete Carroll was talking about... Yeah, he called him out at the owners meeting. So Pete Carroll, in a rare moment of clarity... Yeah. So Pete Carroll, in a rare moment of clarity, actually was pretty decent when he said that the owners have to kind of get to know these people and not just view staff as interchangeable cogs. Which is weird because Pat Carroll, doesn't he think like the missile at the Pentagon was a hologram or something? Yeah, he does.

I think it's only for the Pentagon, but he was really good at USC. A Pentagon-only truther. That's a weird niche to occupy, man. The planes are real everywhere else. My thing is I think Marky Mark really was on that plane. It's been a replacement since then. Oh, man. The NFL fucking sucks.

Yeah, it's garbage. Yeah. All these people are garbage. Garbage everywhere. Ourselves included. Yeah. Just slightly less garbage. Temple football is signing new commits, which is super exciting.

I'm an idiot for real uh temple to the natty i am i am all aboard this stupid ass hype train let's do it like dude we got to get something to get hyped about and when it comes like i depending on how the philly seasons go come come college football season that might be really sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was thinking about going to see Temple at Duke. At Duke? Yeah, it's at Duke. Oh, boy. That or in Memphis, Saturday, October 1st, Temple's in Memphis.

That might actually be a fun-ass weekend. Yeah, you know, i've never been to memphis so people hate memphis but i think it's a lot of fun 10kl road trip we'll do for some reason we'll do our first live show from fucking memphis after no fucking reason people will be very confused yes hey you guys never heard of us we've never heard of you either uh memphis uh city of uh the bass pro shops pyramid oh oh that's right yes that's just like real egypt yes the bass no no one people don't know the bass pro shops got its start at the pyramid of kufu in giza oh no that's that's that's would you educate us yeah yeah so bass pro shops got its start under uh the pharaoh kufu oh okay and yeah so the you know the three the common myth is that the three pyramids of geese

are aligned to star as a match ryan's belt and it's not it's actually lining up in a geometrical pattern that explains the three spots in the world and one of those just happens to be memphis tennessee where the bass Pro Shops pyramid is. Fascinating. Yeah. Thank you for informing me. Yeah. I hurt my brain coming up with that.

I felt like I just started spouting the Dr. Bronner soap bottle. Shit. Yeah. So I just think it'd be funny if they open up the tomb, which I think has long been since just emptied out. They just find fishing rods. What the fuck?

That's what they don't want you to know. That's what they don't want you to know. That's a dead and damp tale. The commissioner of the Egyptian Department of Antiquities. He doesn't want you to know Bass Pro Shops. Alex Jones. That's fucking funny.

Oh, man. All right. So, yeah, let's get hyped for that. We can do a podcast on top of the pyramid. Yeah, we can do what the Grateful Dead did. What did they do? They played at the pyramids. Oh, okay.

Look, I know more about fucking Middle Dynasty Egypt than I do about fucking Memphis, Tennessee, a city that is not that far. No, they played the pyramids of Giza, bud. Wow. Yeah. Wow. This is great job. Great job, Tom.

Great. Awesome. I know Napoleon played there. There was a baseball game played there in front of the pyramids. That's pretty cool. You want to move on to hockey before your brain disintegrates? Yeah, sure. Keep going. The Flyers ended

Keith Yandel's Ironman streak at 900 and I believe 89 or 69 games. Nice. I'm not actually sure which one and I'm not looking it up right now. I get that you need to start the young guys. Your season's already in the toilet just let him just let him get to a thousand let's let just let him do it your season's in the toilet it doesn't matter this team fucking sucks it was gonna suck for years so so so does an iron man streak end in hockey if

you're just not put in the game yeah oh shit Oh, shit. That sucks. Okay. All right. Well, I'm thinking of baseball hitting streaks. You can't lose a hitting streak if you don't have an at-bat. Right. But yeah, Iron Man, I guess, would be the same thing because I think it was Cal Ripken. He didn't miss a fucking game.

Yeah. So, excuse me. Flyers make a very poor decision to end Yandel's Iron Man streak. Yeah. Is that 989 games? I hope that's the fucking like New York Times. No, it's the hockey writers. Ah, God damn it.

He played 989 games. There's that fucking ridiculous, dude. Really? Really? Like what the fuck, man? Come on, dude. I get why we want to start the kids, but shut up. Like let the dude get to a thousand.

Let him play five minutes and then take them off. Who cares? Who gets all like you're making it into the fucking playoffs. Put him on the fourth line then. Exactly. Exactly. Or the third defensive pair. I don't know what he plays.

Who cares? Oh, that's fucking lame. That's lame as shit. Because that's like, that's something like, hey, even in a shitty season, you can look forward to little milestones like that. Right. You did it with Drew and you won't do it with Handel? Fuck off.

Yeah, that's lame as shit, dude. Fuck that. If that is Mike Yu's decision, just return him to wherever he came from. I don't know. To the moon. If I got his first name right. I'm not doing first names right today.

I mean, he was terrible, but like even so. Yeah. Nice. Thank you. So, Larry, how's it going today? Because I'm not doing first names. No, we're not doing Bruins chat. Bruins chat's not happening.

We already did Bruins chat. Yeah, that's right. We did. Union are four wins in one draw. Yeah, go Union. Next. Dude, dupe, I guess. Which I'm pretty sure they stole that from another team, by the way.

I think they did. They probably did. Everything to do with Major League Soccer is stealing from... Yeah, it's just stealing. It's stealing hooligan valor. Yeah. There was something about soccer I wanted to say that i can't remember i'll bring it up at some point um but yeah do you want to move to the mailbag yes all right so i got one message to our patreon comments and just if you want your comments, you can go to Patreon. Right? Subscribe. But

we have the first one is from Lunga Framata, which does that mean long stop? Framata means stop, like a train station. Long break? Long pause, maybe? I don't know. Whatever.

Oh, can I do the Australian accent? You know what? Knock yourself out. Is one of you Australian listeners? I can't do it. Who's never experienced one? Do it. Yeah, thank you. Do you have any recommendations for homemade cheesesteak?

Ugh. A cheeseroonie? A cheeso? A cheeso? Fuck you, man. i'm gonna have a steak oh cheese oh you know that's what they fucking like to say rack off me cheese oh yeah that's that's what it is i fucking love australians i i we were on a tour in florence and we got sat next to an australian couple and we were just shit fuck like we were we got drunk we got an Australian couple and we were just shit fuck like we got drunk. We got shit fucking drunk but we were shit talking the entire time and just laughing.

They were some of the funniest people. Fortunately, he wasn't at least a racist one to my knowledge and he also looked like that really jacked chef. So, shouts out to that guy from Australia whose name I forget. So, yeah. Do you have recommendations for

homemade cheesesteak? There are many ways to do this. Have you ever done it? Yep. Steakums. Yep, that's my recommendation. I don't even know if they have them down there. Steakums. Well, then I can't help you.

Buy a ribeye, slice it thin. Yes. Get you one of those griddle pans so you can make the clicky clack noises yep so so the sort of general thing is you cook a cheesesteak on a on like a like a griddle or grill i guess you would call it that on the bobby and and uh i'm laughing at my own horrible joke thank you horrible accent i'm gonna have a hell of a time editing this podcast i know bud it's just gonna be like me just every time i make a mistake tomorrow it's gonna i'm just gonna say the word like monotone like barbecue.

So, but Aziz, it wasn't an Austrian. Listen to that. All right. And so basically the components of the cheesesteak, it depends on what you're going for. So the most important part of it

is actually the role. And I know there's a, so the role, I think it's going to be the hardest thing for them to replicate. Yeah. But they also, they also won't know what they're missing either.

You want some sort of long Italian-style roll. Not a baguette style. Not like Tuscan bread, but like a... We would call it hoagie or... What the fuck do you call it down there? Submarine? Yeah, I don't know what they call them. We would call it a hoagie roll. That would be your best bet for there and then get ribeye uh slice it kind of partially freeze it and slice it real thin

and chop it up some people like to do onions so you would saute onions first mix that all together i am i am i don't like onions on my cheese steakesteak unless they're like almost caramelized. I don't like super crunchy onions. And then my other advice would be like cheese wise. What's your go-to cheese, Liam? American. Good choice. I also like provolone.

Yeah. What were you going to say about provolone? Oh, I like it. It's good. I have like a provolone. What were you going to say about Provolone? Oh, I like it. I just. Yeah. It's good. I have like a Provolone. Someone Photoshop a picture of Liam's face on like a label Provolone cheese just doing a thumbs up saying I like it. That'd be terrific.

Do it, you cowards. And so you have three options with the cheese that I consider. You have the cheese whiz, which is not my favorite. I don't love Cheese Whiz. No, and I get it. American cheese is good or provolone. Sharper the better, in my opinion. Yep.

There's two grades of cheesesteak. So this is cheesesteak theory here, guys. There's your Sokid's cheesesteak, and then there's your decent... Respectable. Yeah, that's the perfect word for it Sokich cheesesteak, and then there's your decent like... Respectable. Yeah, that's the perfect word for it. Respectable cheesesteak. Your Sokich cheesesteak is your local pizza place makes it. And it usually comes to you, it's a little

bit damp, but not in a bad way. Yep. And it's just because the hot sandwich has been wrapped up. The bread is real soft. Everything kind of mingles together. That's the best kind with American cheese. Your sort of respectable cheese steak is with a slightly harder roll, usually better quality meat, and line it up with some sharp provolone.

You got provolone, you got to slice that thin. And you also don't want it to get too clumpy. Some people will also mix in the cheese before they put it in the steak that that's not like a big like you won't get in fights over that just don't put fucking mayo or lettuce oh i like mayo well no it's fine because it's fine it keeps the the the roll nice in my opinion well i mean john kerry ate it with swiss cheese and with a knife and fork yeah so that's the new englander coming out with in you yeah no no so so try it on its own first so don't don't call it a philly steak don't call it a philly which is have you encountered that yes yeah don't

call it yo i'm gonna go get a philly. That sounds like a sexual act to me. Not a nice one. Not the good kind. I guess all of them are nice as long as they're consensual. Yeah, slow down there, bud. Yeah, right. I'm not kink shaming. Go ahead.

No, it's fine. It's fine. I'm going to say a phrase that I hate. I'm not going to yuck your yum. I don't like things that are yum. I'm involved with sex. I don't associate that word. If you do, good for you. All right.

And that's where we're going to leave. Do you have anything about cheesesteaks or sexual acts? No, man. I fucking don't. All right. I'm going to leave. Do you have anything about cheese steaks or sexual acts? No, man. I fucking don't. All right. I got to say this, though. And this is something, if you're not from Philly, that is something that's slept on is the Philly roast pork sandwich. Yes.

And that is actually, I think, is the better of the two sandwiches overall. If you're going in terms of respectable. Soakage wise, I will go with the cheesesteak. But for respectable, the roast pork with sharp provolone, broccoli rabe, and if I'm feeling spicy, some peppers. Oh, good choice. Yeah. And that's a good one. I don't know.

I remember Tony Luke's was trying to get into the frozen cheesesteak game and ship it out. I don't know if that's available in Australia. I wouldn't use that as your first example. No. And if any of you come to Philly and you're just generally interested, Tony Luke's is okay at the main location. Yeah. Do not get it at the ballpark. No. Fuck no. If you want a cheesesteak at the ballpark, don't get it at the ballpark. No, fuck no.

If you want a cheesesteak at the ballpark, don't. But if you have to, get a Campo's. I like Campo's. Yeah. And Campo's regular steaks are good too. Yeah, I like them. Yeah, I would say John's roast pork is my favorite overall for the good sandwich. And what's the one that used to be a slur?

Joe's. Yeah. Joe's cheesesteaks. If you want to know what slur it was, Google it. I'm not going to say it. Thank you. I'm not going to say an offensive racial slur on this podcast. Okay.

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I will say as a guy with a languages degree and almost a linguistics degree, my man, hearing the phrase German-Latin set my blood pressure into the stratosphere only for it to come crashing back down in the fiddle after. Cheers, y'all. So, thank you for that nice message. I will say bonus four is pretty funny, so go listen to it. I'll read this one. Alright, go ahead. Because you don't want me to do the accent, that's why.

Ho ho, Etienne on Patreon. The Tampa Bay Rays shared ownership with Montreal is the worst idea possible Possibly Please leave your hand Pause to smoke cigarette Then throw it in an open

Container of diesel I'll go back to normal voice They were planning on building a giant stadium In a condo complex right in the middle of the Last nice green area in downtown And completely ruined the life of all the office drones who yield, who use the peel base and to safeguard the remaining sanity points. And for the benefit of the like seven guys in mantra who still care about

baseball, which for some reason is two words and they already watched the Jays anyway. Now the project looks dead, which good stay in Tampa. Yeah. Like I get that, but also shut up. Oh,

uh, so I get that, but also shut up. So I will say this. I still think Montreal deserves baseball. Put it on your dumb airport. Yeah, just find do what American teams do. Just find a shitty place in the suburbs for it. Or do what, yeah,

the Niners did and say you're still in San Francisco even though you play in Santa Clara, which is literally 40 miles away. Yeah, the Santa Clara 49ers, the New Jersey Jets and Giants. That's right. Who else? The Foxborough Patriots. They do say New England, though. They don't say Boston.

Yeah, yeah. I would be less offended by the team name if they were still called the Boston Patriots. They do say New England, though. They don't say Boston. Yeah. I would be less offended by the team name if they were still called the Boston Patriots. You'll live. Did Dallas play in Dallas or did they play outside? No, fuck no. They play in Gerald World, which I think is in Arlington.

No, it's... Okay. Jerry World. Jerry World. Las Vegas doesn't count. Arlington, yep. I'm trying to think who else doesn't play in their city.

There's a lot of teams. Buffalo technically doesn't. Yeah, there's a lot of them. We're one of the rare cities. I mean, the Pittsburgh teams all do. Chicago does, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of them. We're one of the rare cities. I mean, the Pittsburgh team's all new. Chicago does, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So, you know, the dude there. Miami Dolphins don't. I don't know if the stadium's still around in Montreal, or it's usually you do for your soccer team or whatever. You know? Yeah. They're going to expand MLB sooner than later. I think they'll expand it within this decade.

So maybe Montreal gets one back and maybe Mexico City. That would be kind of cool. That would be cool. Although I think the Mexican league might be upset with that. No, that's a good point. Yeah. So, yeah. Anyway, that's what's going up in Monterey.

Saputo Stadium. Is that in Montreal? Yeah. Wow, it's tiny. Saputo? S-A-P-U-T-O. Wow, that is minuscule. Okay.

Because I thought... Oh, 19,619 people. That's fucking embarrassing, bud. How many? 19,619 people that's fucking embarrassing bud how many 19,619 that's like 1950s stadium yeah that's like our high school football stadium yeah actually that's like 1920s stadium that's embarrassing yeah because i thought it was called saputo stadium in mexico city and i'm like no they don't have a stadium named Puto. That's not happening. Although if they did name a stadium after, what's his name, Zapata, that would be

sweet as shit. I'd like that. But everyone would call it the other thing. Zapatista Stadium. There they are. We don't have owners. We executed them all uh yeah so oh that reminds you if you do see me on mlb the show uh the lena pay lena pie lena p wow lena pay hoaking black cats baseball co-op

uh play me you know don't don't don't cheese me don't cheese them yeah don't Don't cheese me. Don't cheese him. Yeah, don't send me messages either because I have them turned off. But you could definitely play if you see me on MLB The Show. All right. I think we're close to an hour here. Are you ready to start wrapping things up? Yes, sir. All right.

So do we have a joke today? I wonder. all right so uh do we have a joke today i wonder uh what are the three longest years of a father judge's student's life freshman year oh i was gonna say probation uh or the police academy you have failed out of the police academy three years. I was up like Northeast Philly by the academy. Yeah. And I was up there because the funeral reception was up that way. And we went to a bar on the river up that way.

A pretty decent bar. But holy shit, man, is Northeast Philly Chud City. Oh, yeah. I felt like I was in like quaker town oh like the all like and it's like these weird little enclaves next to the river pretty spots and the food was good but i knew as soon as i walked in this restaurant had first they had barstool ads like on tvs like thank you. Just set up for barstool betting. You could put a QC code in. It would alternate between barstool and then the menu. Nice.

And then half the bar was Nova, guys. This was on Friday. So I was like, you could just tell what this vibe was. And I was expecting the place to be called Magab you know, like MAGA burgers or something like that. You know, based on that. Shut up, talk or say. Yeah. I'm going to get the MAGA burger and the chud shake.

They're just pissing it. Yeah. And then a can of beans for my family. Soup for my family. Mix up that that meme too. I'm on all cylinders today. Yes. So voicemail 267-371-7218.

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