Ten Thousand Losses - RAZOR AND WAWA IN THE MORNINGS

Episode Date: April 24, 2025

RAZOR AND THE WAWA HERE FOR YOUR MORNING DRIVE TIME RADIO WITH GOOFS GAGS AND ZANY ANTICS (this will make sense about 1/3rd of the way through).  Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Watch Tom on the latest WTYP at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogvWGwXG0zQ   Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge iceballs. We, the Dallas Cowboys, had a sex night at John Key. We're really live. We're here wearing our black. I'm wearing, I genuinely am wearing black. Oh, what is that I hear? What if you just did that the whole episode?

We could do that. I can just loop it. You can if you really want to. We're here. Sedevacante has been declared. The seat of Peter is vacant. The vicar of Christ has shuffled loose his mortal coil. Yeah. We're here live from Italy.

Yeah, JDV's killed the Pope. J.D.Vaughn's killed the Pope. Yeah. We've actually been recruited by the wetwork squad. The Swiss, the Swiss guard has recruited us to get to the bottom of who could have killed Pope Francis and only, only two Pennsylvania boys could do that. Yeah, your favorite idiots. Yeah.

That would be a funny short story. It would. Yeah. Just fucking, all right, yeah, we're trying to see that in a world where the vice president is accused of killing the pope. Not accused. Yeah. Well, you have to say that for like to make the movie trailer.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The pope is dead. Two Pennsylvania boys. This Sunday. What would be the name of it? Touch my Peter? I don't know. Touch my Peter. I don't know. Touch my Peter. Touched by a Peter. Like touched by an angel. I remember as a kid when that show would come on, I would just like turn off TV, turn off the TV as fast as possible.

Vomit. Or change the channel as fast as possible. I don't know why. But anyway, yep. The Pope is dead. JD Vance has killed him. Yeah. I mean, honestly, I would die too if I had to fucking talk to J.D. Vance. Yeah, same thing. The man, I do love though the, the, the hater energy where he refused to meet with him the first time and then sent like, like his emissary basically, like a noon show. Yeah. To, to be like, yeah. So you need to like you're a passionate your dick and

You know the dude the dude Francis was a pope right so we gotta be like real This is this is a pro labor left-wing podcast right is the pope he was good for a pope definitely Said shit that was fucked up issues. Yeah, yeah, he was not for a pope. Definitely said shit that was fucked up. Issues, yeah. Yeah, he was not like a trans ally. No. He was not, I mean, he used the Italian version of the F word. Twice. Twice.

And I know that some people were trying to justify it, saying it's like, well, he was using it in a way that like gay Italians use it. You know what, I'm not part of the gay Italian community. No, that would be that would be openly. And, oh, we got a DM blasting you. Oh, really? Yeah. For your statements about Italians for, from a so-called communist.

What did I say about Italians? I don't know. I didn't listen to the episode. Oh, hmm. Did I say about Italians? I don't know. I didn't listen to the episode. Oh, hmm. And I say about a town, I don't know, but a very long Instagram DM about what a piece of shit you are. Oh, that's so funny. I fucking I'm an I'm an eighth Italian. I'm eligible for what used to be eligible citizenship up until like two months ago.

They changed the law. Fuckers. Yeah. But I live there. That's funny I just I just love the idea of you having to like find this guy and fight him Yeah, I would love to know what the fuck I said about Italians. What did you say about Italians Tom? I don't know. I don't do you remember everything you said on your podcasts. Yeah Yeah, what said son of a bitch no, I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't know. You don't remember anything. How many times have we told the same stories on this fucking show?

Oh, yeah, a lot. A lot of times. Now, now I want to go to fucking. When did we talk about Italy on this goddamn thing? No, no, no, no, no. DM from what there's a problem from your from your guest episode. Yeah, what the fuck did that? When did we talk about Italy on the last one? I don't know. I didn't listen to it, man. We talked about the Bermuda Triangle.

Yeah, and you blew it. You insulted Italians. I fucked it up. I fucked it up. I had to see that. That's so fucking funny. I have to see that. You have to send me this DM. I need to see this DM. I'll make Rin do it because Rin runs the Instagram I don't. Oh my god. Because I can't be bothered. Yeah, you know if you have a problem with me you could just fucking say something. Alright poopy pants, calm down. Yeah. I just took your pants ever going to finish a sentence. I know. I know.

I might've almost pooped myself today. Did you really? Yeah. Brutal. Yeah. Brutal. Uh, yeah. It was my morning walk.

Just. Oh, now I'm like, I want to like find it. Do they put it in the comments too? I don't know. It's really really gonna annoy me Hang on well as well. We got a pad this one out anyway that feels fucking suck Yeah, oh my god, how could I not there we go Hang on

That's right. We have the silence cut her down. Yeah, yeah. Don't worry. Oh no, no. It wasn't you. It was about Bolvano. So you weren't on that one. Oh, okay.

So it was about Roz or someone being anti-Italian. But I'm, they were like, for so-called communists, I and like, great, I'm not a communist. So yeah, I yeah, because I was like, what the fuck? I've said shit. Who have I said? I know I've talked shit on the sweets. Yeah, those are my people. So you get a pass. I said Pollock, which also I am still eligible for poll citizenship. I had a fucking do you want it?

Dude, you know, EU passport. That's true. I moved to Ireland. That's true. And there to Ireland. It's true. And there's there's there's there's no your back door. Oh, would you? You're up through the back door. You Rick Steves. Call me Rick Steves.

I'll go through the back door. All right. All right. We actually got one of those before we hit record. We did. Yeah, Jesus Christ. Oh, let me close. I'm like, I'm like, genuinely like, what the fuck did

I say about Italian? Well, I didn't do it because I'm an anarchist or I'm still in trouble. But I just have Antonio Graham. She's like fucking ghost haunting me because I. Oh, people to judge. I'm going to like there's like a worn out for my arrest in Bologna. Yeah, there's like, well, Italian left, get your shit together. Fuck it. This Georgia, Maloney and that's her fucking fault. They changed that law. Yep. Cause they're like, well, we want less. You, you, you want less, you want less American Americans. You fucking insult them in the familiar. I fucking, I fucking see this. Okay. All right. I did threaten you the other day into becoming the conciliary.

I don't want to be Italian. No, you can be conciliary. You're allowed. Jewish people are allowed to be the conciliary. Yeah, I have to bankroll this whole operation. Well, you're the well. All right. Your dad will be the conciliary because he's a lawyer. Me and Meyer Lansky out here. Your dad, your dad would do it.

Just like, all right, just don't kill anybody I know. Yeah. All right. All right. You guys got to stop talking about this in front of me. All right. He did some legal work for Norid in the eighties. All right.

Hello. Welcome to another episode of 10,000 losses. They only filled up your sports podcast slash Italian hate slash mafia recruiting podcast that exists. You got to do what you got to do, man. Times are uncertain. You got to diversify. I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he and with these, my cohost. Yeah. But.

My pronouns are he and with these, my cohost. Yeah. What? Leo, what? Liam, what Yeah. What? Leo, what? Liam, what's on first? Liam, who? Who's on first? What's the second? Liam McAnderson pronouncing him his. Sorry, you just threw me off there by throwing the possessive.

I know you did. I know I did. I know I did, because no one did that shit to me on the bonus episode that you're never going to hear. Which one? Which one is this? This is the upcoming, we hope, L.A. Transit episode. Oh, the one you told me that I have to go listen to the Rawls. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Guess what, motherfuckers, I can listen to all.

Oops. All threats. There's there's some there's some there's some shit that could just never, never get released. Oh, yeah, there's there's ones, there's ones from this early on. Oh, I do love one of the pieces of feedback. It reminds me one of the pieces of feedback was about the last episode of WTYP that I was on was not enough actionable threats by me.

And to that response is the government knows I'm strapped so I'm like a little bit on a, I don't have as much of a- Leeway. Leeway. And then the other one was there's no one to say like, go fuck you. And then I told one of the listeners, go fuck yourself. And they're like, but it comes from a place of love, not a place of hate. So you got to learn to hate these people, man.

That's the, yeah. So you got to learn to hate these people. And that's the yeah. So yeah. Anyway, so fuck you. That's in our. Fuck you, too, Tom. That's in our outline. It is in the outline. All right. Announcements.

We're recording a bonus tomorrow. We would be recording it today, but we can't because Tom got distracted by a plane crash. Yeah. And the movies are boring. And what's the bonus on Tom? It's going to be on We Are Marshall. Terrible. It it's. Hey, son, don't run your fucking head into the into the tree.

He's all right. A little too whimsical for me. It's a real stinker. It Matthew McConaughey is trying his best out here. I it's I am imagining like at some point fanfare for the common man is going to start playing and it's just going to be like we it's the melodrama. It is a textbook melodrama. But we'll talk about that when we when I finish the movie,

because football hasn't happened yet. Right. Just dying. And we'll have to see you made it one about 14 minutes into the movie. Fifteen minutes and 50 or 15, five zero. It's not too bad. Yeah. It's a two hour plus movie. It's too why it's too. Two hours, 11 minutes, too. Way too long.

Fucking long. It's the same problem we had with the fucking, well, I had one miracle. Yeah. The setup's too long. Rudy too, the setup's too long. Rudy's all set up because he's in one fucking game. Right.

You yourself would be Rudy because you are single-handedly the most unathletic football player I've ever encountered, son. You're also the most annoying guy on the team and we put you in there ironically. We should have made you the ball. Yes, he would have served as that. Go listen to that bonus and that's conveniently, you can go into patreon.com, slash 10,000, also we can listen to that and every other bonus episode. It's only $1 a month. Voicemail calling.

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Please give us your name and pronouns. What would you do with JD Vance's penis? Wood chipper. It's still the best one was with Pete Rose. Woodchipper. I still the best one was was with Pete Rose, Charlie. It's it's said it was like it was the only time I bleeped a listener was dip it in dip it in a liquid liquid nitrogen. Smash it. Yeah, like one of those freeze-dried candies. Yeah. Oh, I came up I came with a joke. I might have to bleep this. Yeah, go for it. But I came up with a joke. I might have to bleep this. Yeah, go for it.

But I came up with a joke while I was at the Phillies game. It's like, hey, why is Pete Rose's number 14? Why is that? Because it's his favorite age. Yeah, it's his favorite age. Oh, yeah. Hey, he's fucking dead. He can't sue me. And it's thank God for that.

Yeah. Yeah. Pete Rose was a pedophile. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Speaking. Rose was a pedophile. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Speaking of baseball, the Phillies. Putrid watch part of that game today. This bullpen that you keep telling me is good is not very good. I did. Jordan Romano or how you how do you say it? Romano. Romano. No, it's not Romano.

How do you say I'm saying Romano Romano Romano Romano. Romano? No, it's not Romano. How do you say it? I'm saying Romano. Romano, Romano. Romano. Romano! Yeah, oh no. Romano, no. How do you say it? Jordan, would you do it? I'm not I'm not doing it. He's a living person. I'm not doing him the dignity of pronouncing him correctly.

Dude, he fucking sucks. He's garboleum. Romano, Romano,oleum. Romano. Romano. Romano. Romano. Romano. Really?

Romano? Fuck you. Romano. Yeah. Oh, I smell, dude. Liam has got his arms back for those who can't see because this is not a video podcast. And he's sniffing his pits. Yeah.

More deodorant when I get up. Let's see, dude, he has a 13 and a half year. Dude, he fucking sucks. Is that good? Yeah. The higher the better. Dude, I think you got to cut the guy just eat the fucking. See if I have just just the. Even the Mars set you went went center to triple A. No one's going to pick them up.

Liam's chugging a beverage right now. Dude, he sucks. He's so sorry. I'm so sorry. Why do we get rid of why do we let what's his name walk often? Jeff Hoffman Hoffman yeah what the fuck and sfs is also pitch them all too yeah you know that chat GPT knows ten thousand losses now right no does it yeah open it up all right so I go to chat GPT okay this is random all right try chat GPT. OK. This is random.

I try chat GPT. What should I ask it? Put it in the episode of ten thousand losses. Episode of ten thousand losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast. Sometimes it confuses us with lines by Williams. Sometimes it confuses us with lines led by Liam's. Hmm. Okay, so, uh, host, Roz, Justin, Liam, and Devon.

Yep. It doesn't, it doesn't really know what it's doing, but. Let me, let me try this again. Cause if there's a script, we can, we can do it. Oh, it is confusing. Wow. Nova got a PhD. Yeah, but under her old name.

And it's about the battle, the cast ring pass. Okay. Can it, can it, can it fucking have me in of the cast ring pass. Mm hmm. OK. Can it can it fucking have me in it? God damn it. No, it doesn't do that. That's my favorite part. I'll never surrender my clacky keyboard. Oh, I have one, too.

All right. So Ray also thinks that I'm right sometimes. It's very funny. This was it's just like, yeah, this is the future, man. Like, this is the future. Can't build a fucking bridge. We got that guy on Twitter.

I just want to be proud of that because that that tweet and he's like he was like tagging us in AI shit. I was like, you, you I do the Justin Rossy like bump and run. Oh My god 10,000 losses podcast episode 54 Philly spring Philly's fail again. Okay. All right That's my intro music ain't no stopping us now. All right wrong wrong funk song But slightly off-key and playthrough cheap Bluetooth speaker over at the sound of a septet train at this city yelling. Okay.

I might have to. All right. Our main host's name is Razor. What's up degenerates of music, emotional bass and kids? Welcome back to 10,000 losses. Your biweekly reminder that loving Philadelphia sports is like being in a codependent relationship with someone who only calls you with an email buddy. I'm Razor, joined by my cohost,

Liam, the human wawa and our producer, Drew, who's currently crying to a soft pretzel because the union blew it too early. Oh, it's Charlie. All right, Liam, Charlie. All right. Liam, I'm not crying. I'm hydrating. This is electrolytes, buddy. Razor. Right.

Salt therapy. Anyway, we're going to talk. Philly Sixers of the devil to collapse of all hope and maybe even check it on the flyers of wicked stomach. Drew. That's fine. This is just get into it. Wow. This is. Wow. This is... This is...

Wow. We're sponsored by Philadelphia Cream Cheese. I wish we were, man. Why is my name Razor? I don't know. Uh... You're listening to Razor and the Wawa. And the Razor and the Wawa is a pretty good one.

94.1 WIP. Razor and the Wawa in the mornings. Let us host WIP. Yeah. You know, exactly. Yeah. Car horn, set the train, doors are closing. And then you have like crying and like the ring the bell shit and all that fucking.

Yeah. You have all that stuff. You're listening to Razor in the mornings. Car crash noises. You have all that stuff. You listen to a razor in the morning. Car crash noises. Yeah, car crash noise, yeah. I'm gonna ask it one more time. Stay locked out. Now it's not funny.

I shouldn't have cleared the last one. That one was funny. What's wrong with me? All right, now this one's Joe Liam and Producer Tom. About the French. I mean, that sounds. Yeah. So go ahead, write your own script for episode of 10,000 losses. This would be the name of the host is Raz instead of Raz.

That's as good as we're getting. Is it R.A-Z? Yeah, R-A-Z. Dude, people write into safety third like R-A-S, like. I'm like, it's R-O-Z or R-O-C-Z, depending on what day it is. Oh, my God. We're really, we're really doing this. Oh, now you're Liam Anders.

Oh, they got me now. It's a Tom. Good job. But it's a military. We're going to unionize a Waffle House. I mean, those folks can fight. And. We would rather do anything else instead of talk about the Phillies. Yeah, it's really. All right.

Now they have another one. Okay. All right. I shaped the prompt a bit. Episode 94, the Eagles broke our brain featuring a trash can on Broad Street on fire. The Eagles are declining Jahan Dotson's fifth year option, which makes sense. We have a Liam threat. That makes sense. Nick Sirianni deserves the entire, no, the entire O-line needs to be dragged behind the

wild one Aramingo for talking to. You wouldn't say that. You would say, you wouldn't say talking to. No, I would't say that. You would say, you wouldn't say talking to. No, I would not say talking to. And, oh, they have us talking about betting. I don't want to do that. Yeah. Hell is not covering, hell is watching a loop of the Eagles run a draw on third and long.

Hell is not covering the flat time for the eighth time. OK. Oh, our insurance, this new inter music is a grimy disorder remix of the Unfellon Fox theme mixed with rocky fanfare and a police. They get some they get some temple in there. Almost kind of getting the vibe. Yeah, it's I. They're stealing our shit. So we are shit. So I, I, I was talking to Ren

and she was like, oh, well, like she's like, I think it'd be funny to like use chat, she'd be too like because she doesn't listen to. Well, there's your problem, which I had to tweet about because people like at the last live show came up to her like, what's your favorite? And I like, I appreciate that. Do not tell my wife about this show. She does not listen to the show. She doesn't care

Does it break my heart a little bit? Yeah, it does. That's okay. And she and she was like, what's a funny like We were putting together a trailer for Sony Hall and she's like, what's a funny New York bit? Which like we can't use any of the really funny ones She's like I'll just ask chat GPT like to annoy me. And chat GPT hallucinated a New York bit from a literature problem. So that's the future, boys and girls. This is what we're melding the ice caps for. Oh, this one came up with our voicemails.

Is it just Charlie screaming incomprehensibly to the void? A caller, first one is a caller who swears that Gritty is his, well it's literally called voicemails from the void. Callers who swear Gritty is his cousin and knows secrets. Second voicemail is a guy from Delco crying about the 2004 NFC championship game. Caller number three says, if you play the Eagles fights on backwards, it says trade for safety. It's trying to be so funny. It's, I mean, we try really hard to be funny and we're not that good.

Oh, they have Joe from Delco. I asked for it to expand the voicemails. Steve from Northeast Philly. Steve from Northeast Philly is my dream caller. I just want to hear a guy who grew up at Grand The Boulevard giving me what for. Grand Academy, whatever. It's not. These aren't that funny. No.

Joe from Delco. It's not that funny, dude. Yeah, I don't make therapist jokes. Rob from South Philly's. I know Rob from South Philly. He has a very cute, very cute kid. Mike from Manny Yonk. So I added one.

The Andy Reid Monster Jam conspiracy. He swears that Andy Reid was at Monster Jam in 2011. Yeah, it's trying so hard to be funny. But yeah, I wish I didn't, because I meant to copy it into the chat, the razor. And then you fucked it. Yeah. Unless I can get back, can I get the old ones? No, I don't think I can with this with the with the sample.

Because I don't have a chat chat, you can't because I'm not a degenerate. Yeah. No, I just like it can't even it can't even rip us off correctly. Yeah. But it is funny that it thinks it's it's lines or the WTIP. Yeah, it's all one podcast. Congrats, Nova on your doctorate. WT YP. Yeah. It's all one podcast. Congrats, Nova on your doctorate. Um, so yeah, Phillies, the Phillies fucking suck, dude. Dude, it's what are we going to do? Um, there's a book by Lenin and what needs to be done. What is to be done? Yeah. Uh, let's take a look at,

let's look at the Phill billies there's 13 and 12 13 12 now. Yeah, we just got some other Mets. We lost do we know we I think we Took the series against the Marlins But pray for us. I was at the game on Sunday, which was a great game But ho Johan Rojas decided to try and steal third with two outs. Yep game, but Johan Rojas decided to try and steal third with two outs. Yep. There's a reason you typically don't steal third on two outs.

I mean, you can, but hang on, I got to poop. Oh, we got poop. Yeah, I poop. I might just be a really big fart, but I am not trusting it. You got poop because you talk about these fucking fillies or toilet. They are. Be right back. All right. That was enormous. Big, big, big. I had to take I had to flush twice. Oh, nice.

I tried one more time, but it it it can't. Now it doesn't realize it's a sports podcast. It's a podcast about losing people in your life. Oh, OK. Oh, my God. Oh, OK. Yeah, it's that's pretty, pretty sad. All right. Well, the Phillies are future. What else we got? All right. Oh, I wanted to I wanted to take a look real quick at just like some Phillies. I mean, right now you have four guys on this

team. I mean, Bryce Harper, Bryce and Scott, Nick Castellanos and Kyle Schroeper are playing well. Kepler has been all right. I mean, it's fine. It's fine. Trey Turner's been all right. Yeah, Johan is hitting pretty decent. So is Amunasosa. I don't know why we're not playing this anymore. Who loves Sosa? Bitches love Sosa. Our starting pitcher is great.

Who's? Tyrone Walker, but he's your fifth guy. Our bullpen. We have three guys that are good. Hot, steamy, the rest are dog shit. Hot, steaming, Romano is sucked, Barking is sucked, Joe Ross sucks, Carlos Hernandez sucks, Jose Ruiz sucks. The only guys who are actually showing up is Jose Alvarado, who's pitching amazing.

Matt Straum is pitching really well too. Yes. And Tanner Banks. The pitching really well, too. Yes. Tanner Banks. The rest of the guys suck garbage. Yeah, it is early and it's it's just April. But it's the end of the world. It's the end of the world. Yeah. But.

The Mets are really fucking good. Yes. The Braves are starting to claw back out from the pit they got themselves in. Right. It's a long season, but it ain't looking good. Oh, this is a four game series against the Mets. No, I don't think so. I thought this is three games. Let me know. No, no, no. Yes. So they're off tomorrow.

Good. And they're they're at the Cubs. It gives them time to think about what they've done. Yeah. They were playing or playing the Nats, I think. So that's annoying fans in baseball. Ostrich, that's the Nats, honestly. Like, I hate the Braves. I hate their fans. I hate the Mets. I hate the fans. But like the Nats, because they're all like DC lanyard weirdos just piss me off more. Yeah, I'm actually go see a game down there when I'm their fans. I hate the Mets. I hate the fans. But like the Nats because they're all like DC lanyard weirdos just piss me off more.

Yeah, I'm actually go see a game down there when I'm in DC over this for my top secret thing. Oh, you're going to be in DC this weekend? Uh, not this weekend. Next weekend? No, I'm okay. But it's sometime in the summer. Oh, you should you should go to the DC show on on Saturday, May 3rd. Sure. Sure. I'll I'll I'll just take the train down. You should go to the DC show on Saturday, May 3rd. Sure, sure.

I'll just take the train down. Well, because you're not coming to the other show, Tom. My wife did the thing. No, you did the thing. I didn't put the show in the calendar. So if any of you guys are trying to be fucking weird to meet me at the live show, I won't be there. It's very frustrating.

But you understand if you get married. Oh, we DFA and Clody Clemens. Oh, did we? Yeah. OK. He's not in the bullpen, though. No, no, we DFA him. I mean, that's great. Is is Wilson Wilson ready to come back? Yes. All right.

Yeah. Well, Wilson Wilson's a guy, right? He can hang. So. I fucking hate sports. Yeah. We're really getting to the stretch where it's just it's just Philly's talk. Yeah, I'm sorry. You can turn this off now. Yeah. Well, we're going to talk about the NFL draft and we talk about the NBA

playoffs. It's over. No, no, no. The Celtics are in it. Are there in what? It's overly in the playoffs. See, because I didn't trust the process like a fucking idiot, dumbass fuckface. So my beloved boss, my beloved Boston my beloved Boston Celtics are gonna send the Orlando Magic into hell I have never been a process supporter no

you haven't been we do dude my old reddit account has so many down votes in the in the sixers you because you used to be able to like, look at your stats. I was negative karma in the sixers shredded. I was like, this fucking shit sucks, dude. It fucking sucks. No, we're going to get the right. We're hacking it. We're hacking. We're doing money ball. But it's for the fucking it's for the NBA.

OK, but then Silver hates us. OK, but then we didn't. Yeah, then we didn't. We got fucking a guy who hates basketball and then a guy who's good at it. But he had his body isn't. That's it. And we got a guy who's bad at peanuts. Oh, and also we got a Markel Fulton.

Yeah. Well, good thing we saw him, Paul. Oh, well, Joel and Bill, because, oh, Terry Smith, James Harden, James. Oh, yeah. I love talking to my wife about this. So, yes, seven o'clock tonight. Magic Celtics. Let's go, Boston. Banner 19, James. Oh, yeah. I love talking to my wife about this. So, yes, seven o'clock tonight. Magic Celtics, let's go, Boston. Banner 19, baby. Fuck you.

I mean, I I will root for Boston over your little magic. I think so. I would hope you would. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. The fighting racists of Boston, Massachusetts. My allegiance is is it's the north over the south. It's east over west. Does this include the Miami heat? Oh, fuck.

I hate Miami. I hate that city so much. You don't like Cubans? You can say the word. I don't like the white ones. I don't like the white ones that moved to Miami conveniently right when Castro came to power and got rid of their slaves, freed their slaves, I mean, and then they had to come over here. I swear to God, my wife almost fought this woman, this white Cuban woman.

You said Cuban, not Cuban. Cuban. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. The Cubans are coming. The Avaras. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. The Cumans are coming. Yes, go on. Yeah, the Avars. Well, we said last week where we bow to no Hungarian.

Right. And we stick to that. No Scythians, no Steppe peoples. Oh. No Asiatic Hordes. Oh No, no no asiad accords racist My fault that they're a horde. That's fair. No, they decided to do that. Hey, that's what the end of the Europeans did They copied they copied them. Yeah Shit where we going?

Yeah, so like I said, A.G. Brown's car. Yeah, A.G. Brown's car got stolen and returned. That's very funny. That was very funny. Yeah, it was stolen and recovered pretty much very quickly. It was in Camden. So if your car is stolen, that's where it's going. Go to Camden. It probably was very easy to spot because it was a black Mercedes. stolen. That's where it's going. Go to Camden. It probably was very easy to spot.

Because it was a black Mercedes. Yeah. Let's see. It was where was where was it in Camden? 1500 block of Mount Ephraim. Let's see. That's in there, man. Yeah. Is that in the is that in the... Dude, fucking Camden has really gotten a lot of... Oh, this is on the east side.

Oh, okay. It looks like any neighborhood in... Any block in Camden. ...like Rock Rumpitvillie. I mean, it's not like when you think Camden and you think like half the block has been knocked down, you're thinking of like by the marina and shit like that. Oh, did you hear that? I heard you making the noise. Yeah, it cracked.

It cracked real good daddy. Yeah, so I don't. So the guys, the guy said he didn't know it was AJ Brown's car. Well, he's going to get stabbed in a parking lot. So yeah. So, sorry guy. Yeah. So you had a good run. New Jersey.

You would talk about NFL draft. Why not? So NFL drafts are recording this on the 23rd. The NFL draft will be tomorrow. We pick 32nd. So the inquirer, and I can put the link in the show notes, predicts that we're going to trade up to 24 to get Walter Nolan from Ole Miss. Before Ole Miss. Go Rebs. Yep. He's pretty good.

That would make sense considering where the losses at the line. I don't think you need a skill position guy that high. I'm a big believer in you recruit. Like I would spend your ethics on lineman. Right. That's the fundamental aspect of the game. But where do you where do you think? Where do you think? What's his name?

Travis Sanders going second or third. I don't think Shiner Sanders goes in the first round. Speaking of Colorado. Yeah. Did you hear that they retired their numbers? Yes. Dude, so relax. It would be really nice if if Abdul Carter falls to us, but he won't. It's like, all right, let's just chill. He went to Penn State.

He went to LaSalle to LaSalle High School. Abdul Carter? Yeah, Abdul Carter's fucking nasty if we get him. I mean we won't, but if we could. Walter Nolan for DT I think is a good move. Yeah. Let's check where's the other link I had. Let's take a look at it.

Potential first round. It's for subscribers only. I am a fucking subscriber. I know, dude. It's the worst. Yeah. There was like the, how do you say this? Boston College.

Donovan. Is your is as a rocker as a rocker. Sure, man. I'm going to fuck that up too. This is what they're suggesting. They're all edge rushers. Yeah. Which I'm fine fuck that up too. This is what they're suggesting. They're all edge rushers. Yeah. Which I'm fine with that.

Oh my God, now I have to, oh my God, I've ruined my inquired password. I hate this. Dude, I don't know why it kicks you off. Every time, dude. Yeah, eagles. I had another one. Please log in.

Now I'm looking at other articles. I'm going to get mad. Charges against the man were dismissed and the Philly police officer escorted him to ICE custody. I can't say what I want to say about that cop. I can do it. Do you want me to do it? I mean, it's going to get bleeped anyway. Yeah, I know. I'm going to time it so you know exactly where it is in the time stamp. That's a risk. We're at the way till 39 minutes exactly. Yeah. Yeah. All right, dude. Put it. All right. Got you. I have no I have no no comment on that, but.

All right. I had to get one more in there. Just imagine just like being being that fucking. I mean, they're cops. So of course, they're shitheads. Right. It's like it's like, yeah, I'm going to just fucking take you to the fucking. I'm going to just ruin this guy's life for no fucking reason. Yeah. One of the one of the Bucks County sheriffs is doing this shit. And he's like, I'm going to try and like get deputized as ice. That's disgusting.

And 30 Bucks County police officer from the various districts up here volunteered. Of course they did. Yeah. Dude, I fucking hate... I mean, if there was a revolution, the cop class is definitely going to need to be handled. It's going to need to be handled, right? We're gonna have to be able to sift the ones that are rehabilitatable. Final Eagles only seven round mock draft, but my internet is barely working, so bear with me.

This is a real tight one today. You want to talk about the... I don't know what else we got. There's like nothing to talk about. The Phillies fucking suck dude. I mean we'll have more to talk about the draft. I don't like progrosticating too much on the draft just because you don't really know where everyone's going. And I'd like to actually talk about the guys once we know who they are. Right. And, you know, but we're hoping for big, fast edge rusher,

I think is the most pressing need for the for the for the Eagles this year. And it's definitely going to be a rebuild year. Yeah, we're not going to go. We're not getting back. We're not going back to Super Bowl. If we do, it'd be awesome. Right. But we're not. Yeah, we're not going to go. We're not getting back to that. We're not going back to Superbowl. If we do, it'd be awesome. Right. But we're not. Yeah. Maybe, maybe. Is it okay if I say this now? Because if we're a little bit more time removed, that that was a really boring Superbowl. Yeah, it was.

You say that now. Yeah. But it was fun to curb stomp the hated and loathe. Yeah. Can't say it. Chiefs. But I it and loathe. Yeah, can't say cheese. But I it's it's boring. Yeah, it's boring. All right. So we got listener DMS. We do have two DMS. One I just included because it's it's a it's a frequent contributor

being cannot fight a lot. You kids Roisin one final all caps. you damn kids, all the OSU kids being especially loud and annoying with block parties tonight. Post spring game. What's about to go up and down Chittenden Avenue blasting your heart at seven a.m. in the morning tomorrow. Oh, fuck you. Seven a.m. in the morning. That's it. Seven a.m. That's it.

That's it. That's it. Or because today is after midnight retribution. Oh, that's funny. I got to imagine OSU is like Penn State, very obnoxiously party school. That's it. Or today because after minute retribution. Oh, that's funny. I got to imagine, though, is you is like Penn State, very obnoxiously party school. I'm going to Penn State in the fall. Oh, we got to we got to go to. All right. That guy had finished his thought. Yeah. My my family friend who goes to Penn State.

We're going to go see Penn State, Villanova. Why? Why are we not playing Nova as Temple? I know that used to be a thing. It's because we lost to me. I think so. We got to go to the OU. Yeah, I'd like that game. We have to take it to my feet like eight dollars instead of five. Oh, no. Oh yeah.

I got an email seeing if I want season tickets. How much are they asking? I didn't look. I'm sure it's not that expensive. Yeah. You get a box. Yeah, I got a box at the link for Temple. You know what?

The staff must like it at the Temple games because it's like, we got it. We don't got to do nothing. No, no, no, no. September 13th. That's the day of fucking the game. God damn it. Yeah. What's there's another there's another game, though. No, we put Penn State.

Do this Penn State come? Is our home and home coming up? I don't know. That next year. Not the academic calendar. I want football. I don't care about learning. Yeah, but that's why I went to temple.

Hey, it's our one. I know. Oh, we started UMass. Oh, we got Howard, Oklahoma. Oh, we're at Georgia Tech. Fuck. Yeah. I wanted, I wanted, I hope that's a home and home because that'd be fun.

No, it's not. Bummer. Yeah. Ramble Rock from Georgia Tech. That top, top tier fight song. Oh yeah. Yeah. Top tier.

That might be a good, a good bonus to do just fight songs. That'd be fun. Another excuse to get Jordan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, voicemails. Yeah. Oh, wait, hold on. Metric Mike.

Hey, Tom and Yay Liam. Hi. The Blue Jackets missed the wild card. Season's over. Good luck with the softball, Tom. We expect to hear how it's going. I'll also tell my mother about your softball exploits as she played in high school and now teaches pitching the high school and college pitchers.

Well, what's the best way to get your mother to play softball? I'll tell her to play softball. I'll tell her to play softball. I'll tell her to play softball. I'll tell her to play softball. I'll tell her to play softball. I'll tell her to play softball. I'll tell her to play softball. I'll tell her to play softball. I'll tell her to the softball, Tom. We expect to hear how it's going. I'll also tell my mother about your softball exploits as she played in high school and now teaches pitching the high school and college pitchers.

Well, sick. That's cool. I'm playing slow pitch. Oh. I'm getting better. I said this, I said I'm squaring the ball up now. Oh boy. More frequently, I'm getting contact.

I'm not doing swing and miss. I got to get my power. Look, you've seen me. You know my, I have posted pictures of my haunches of my haunches before. I am fairly strong. Right. But I'm so frustrated that I'm not getting my power behind my swing.

I've got a couple of screaming liners, but I want to fucking I want to bloop that shit like I want to I want to get some air under it. Right. Right. Right. That's that's that's that's that's your update. Also, I'm getting my eye back in terms of assessing flyballs. Gotcha. Good job. Yeah, thanks. Also bring back British rail. Go guardians, fuck the Jimmy Dome.

Yep. Metric Mike. It's been a while since we heard from metric Mike. Thank you, metric Mike. Hmm. And we have to to voicemails. We got Charlie and and Wookie. So let's go listen to Charlie. Hey guys. He's a Tom, Ian, and Liam Charlie from Oscar.

Did he say oh God? Yeah. Philadelphia Union did bring the Jubilee, marched their way clear from Atlanta to the sea by beating Atlanta United three nothing. Looked a lot better than the Atlanta game. Two losses in a draw and went goalless in two of those games. It looked better by attacking Atlanta's back line vertically as opposed to trying to constantly

pass around it, you know, to side, going across goal constantly. Quinn Sullivan got a volley goal in the first half. Jean-Jacques Donnelly scored another nutmeg goal through the legs of Brad Guzan to get his first goal of his career. Cool. And Ty Brivo got a late goal coming off at the bench to get his seventh goal of the season. Unfortunately, Jovan Lukic and the ref had a disagreement all about events that happened in the 1990s. He got two yellow cards and was sent off. Second one was particularly stupid yellows standing over the ball and free kick. Something players do all the time and they get carded for but especially dumb when you're

already going to yellow. Who'll miss the next game which will be an afternoon fair against DC United. So that will top off another home game. So if Union are in above the playoff line, but in the mix, there was a lot of teams on 19 points and 18 points. Rojan and Metric Mike missed a great opportunity to see Leon O'Measley play in Haslam House in Cleveland for some dumb reason, because Jimmy Haslam needs his money to build his dome. Later, fellas. Thanks, Charlie.

Yeah, the flyers, not the flyers, the union are hanging in there. They're, what do you call it right now? Five, one, and three. Good enough. Yeah, 16 points as of today. So good for them. And then we have Postman Wookie.

I can't wait to hear what Byzantine plots are afoot in the world of arena football. So let's go. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. It's Postman Wookie. Suffering in my aluminum box of emotion there, which is a Grumman LLV because I got my way seeing starting already in North Carolina. Little arena ball update.

Sadly, my Carolina co-friends of the Greensboro or North Carolina seem to be imploded before our very eyes. This team was sold last year to a former Albany Empire owner, John Kane, by the former owner Rob Storm. Apparently past debts were not disclosed according to the new ownership. past debts were not disclosed according to the new ownership. And local businesses are gone to the local news to say that the team owes them like thousands to thousands of dollars. Their former merchant supplier apparently has like $25,000 in debt to the copras. The copras are in debt to them.

Jesus Christ. It's not good. Apparently a local business man has taken over the team. St. Theron Davis. He's apparently calling fake news to anybody who reports on this. The team has lost all their star players., uh, big boy running back to bias Taylor, who did a wonderful hurdle tap touchdown earlier in the season. Um, he has followed coach and general manager Brendan Nagron to Omaha. I absolutely fucking hate. Um, they just played their most recent game where they only had half a roster.

So the wheel and miners had to supply their backups to fill in the Carolina's Roster it's not good in AF1 news the Corpus Christi Tritons are also facing similar situations the Corpus Christi Titans I think arena football legend Darius Prince and Dwayne Hollis from Albany. Apparently they're paying those guys their thousands of dollars a week, but they're not paying their low level guys. And apparently they were like two weeks behind on, or two games behind on paychecks.

And the team was, a bunch of the team was threatened in the boycott. This most recent home game where they lost last second to Southwest Kansas out of Dodge city. Um, it's this current political landscape is not looking good for arena football. Have a good one guys. It's gotta be rough. Oh, sounds so crestfallen. Poor Wookie.

Poor Wookie. Yeah, sorry about the arena football nonsense. In the commune, your role will be the commissioner of arena football. Hell yeah. So we'll have to make sure that of course the players ratify you, but we could. No, we'll do it. Yeah. Oh, we have ways. We have ways.

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