Ten Thousand Losses - Recruiting Powerhouse Temple University

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

In a mailbag ep the boys talk about how Temple has ten times the recruits Penn State has, moralize about egging Kevin Patullo's house, and respond to your questions (and fight songs!?!?).  Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Bowl. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head of assessment, John Cooney. All right So the Eagles suck Penn State bullshit

You could talk about the Lane Kevin thing I can Did I dream? No one wants this job I had a dream that they had They found the coach Nope no one wants this job I had some weird dreams last

Nobody wants this job my guy of them was Penn State found the coach, but it was like a division three guy. Brian Daible is being floated, which is incredibly funny. Oh, that is funny. All right. You ready? Yeah.

Okay. He's from Canada. Three, two, one. Well, Canadians, as we've said. Hey, look at that. It went right away. That's funny. The Canadians, or you're recording? My recording. The Canadians also would go right away, like, if we reenacted the Battle of the Plains of Abraham.

Yeah. One time, Ross and I were in Quebec, and we were blaring rural Britannia just to remind them of their place. Yeah. Hey, you're in the, you're a fucking commonwealth subject, assholes. Losers. Hold this out. Yeah, imagine, imagine being a subject. I don't.

Not a free citizen of a republic. He was the offensive coordinator at Alabama. We were talking. I had a, I've had an interesting week. A very sleep-deprived week, not for the typical reasons. And I had a very odd dream where some Division III guy became Penn State's coach. I mean, at this point, nobody wants this job. I was texting you and Matt in the group chat about the fact that, like, they tried to poach BYU's coach,

and the CEO of Crumble cookies opened up his wallet. The cookie empire, the Mormon cookie empire. What do they not? They have creative writing down. have cookies. Swig, which is like dirty sodas, if you care about that. Marriott. The Marriots.

The Marriots are Mormons. There's a couple other things. They have their little Tenangles. See, I'm doing, I like to take anti-Semitic tropes and make them anti-Mormon. You are going to love this Mormonism bonus. Oh, I can't wait. Yeah, it'll be good with hopefully both Greg and Jordan.

Jordan, yeah. Get the boys back in the saddle. The BYU boys. Yeah. Well, I don't know if they want to be called BYU. Did I say BYU? I meant BYM. Yeah, BYM, yeah.

No, because Jordan with the Utah, I believe, right? One of the ones to Utah, one of the one to, I think they both went to Utah, actually. They both go to Utah? Yeah, I think so. Jordan and Greg chime in in the comments. Yes. Jordan, Jordan listens. Yeah, let us know.

the Discord, however wrong. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure that Jordan went to Utah. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I think so. Didn't Greg play football at Utah? Utah or? You played, did you play?

I know he played college football. I know he played college football. Yeah. But I'm not sure if it was, if it was there. My favorite thing is friend of the show, Patrick. Didn't he wrestle in college? You did. That's really cool.

Yeah. He actually won, I think he just won another MMA tournament. That's sick. Good for you, Patrick. Yeah, I could be wrong. I'm misremembering things. I have like, you are running on functionally no sleep given what you told the group chat. Yeah, well, I got sleep last night, but, well, that's good.

I mean, it's, dude, but you get asleep debt and it takes a while. It does. And also, when you have an adrenaline dump, it takes a lot out of you. you like yeah for sure the next day i was a moron like with students my students were like the next day i was a moron oof yeah like uh yeah i don't want to get too into the the details that's okay you know you don't got to minor altercation with a neighbor uh by a gun tom i have three i know tom i know tom yeah just just walk out there with my shotgun oh that'll end the problem real quick hey guys Stop beeping your fucking horn

Break out the shotguns are going to town I'm going to shoot the horn of your car Not you But not you I put a slug in this so you don't get hit by You will be in the blast radius though Yeah I'm like in the fucking The opening the Black Hawk down

I'm just taking out the engine block With a with a fucking Great fucking movie Yeah this is a good movie Didn't that Didn't the guy who wrote the book Probably Whatever the answer is

it's probably. I was going to say he was a reporter for the inquirer. I think so, actually. Yeah. Hang on, I got to close tabs because I'm on like one bar of Wi-Fi. My favorite fact was, uh, the, those guys wearing like, yeah, yeah, yeah, he, yeah. What? Yeah.

He, uh, oh, he did. Oh, he did work for the, yeah. He inquired, he worked for the inquirer at the time. Yeah. My favorite fact is the Delta Force. guys thought they would never get shot in the head so they wore like like uh backwards baseball cats and fucking hell like like bicycle helmets yeah just so they wouldn't like bump their heads operators man yeah they're great we really have a yeah good old delta force never never once called

it cause an issue no no no no yeah yeah was it it was it was it was it was it neat bethay who said that they were always fucking shit up in afghanistan Or no, it was the Navy SEALs. Yeah, it's the SEALs. They were always fucking up shit in Afghanistan that they, then they would have to come in and be like, you just like killed this guy. I've been working on for like three months.

You know, to like, try and make some peace here. And now they hate us again. Congratulations. But yeah, that's why you don't, oh, well. That's why you don't invade countries. Are you looking forward to being drafted into the Venezuela War? I mean, I think we're too old, aren't we? I mean, things can change.

We're all technically part of the militia, the unorganized militia. Well, we both, I assume, have selective service numbers. I know I do. Oh, yeah. I have student loans. Of course I do. I mean, I don't have student loans, but I can't get. You can't get federal financial aid without.

Yeah. I paid off my student loans. Oh, that's not nice. And also, thanks, grandma. Yeah. That defense contractor money, man. Oh, man, yeah. That wasn't me.

That was my granddad. I don't know what to tell you. Yeah. We've, no immediate ancestor, but I have had family work for evil people. Granddad worked for RCA, the precursor to Lockheed in Moors Town. And then did some squirrel shit during the Cold War that we don't know about or that we don't officially. I don't know. Who cares?

Remember me to tell you off air? Off air. something crazy that someone I know was involved in. Hopefully he's not listening. Because you'd be like, don't even say, don't even tell him.

Don't even tell him. That's probably Patrick. No, not that's not Patrick. I'm not going to say who this. But he had some secret squirrel shit. It was actually kind of, it's actually relevant to modern industry. It's cool.

Anyway. Yeah, also worked on the Apollo program and the Mercury program. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. USAS American Mariner, baby. Meanwhile, my dad was a janitor.

Yeah. I'm sorry, custodian. It's a noble work, man. Yeah. That's what happens when you drop out of high school. And then you became a teacher like a moron. Yeah. Yeah.

And I became a union rep like a moron, too, because we have issues coming up now. It's like, oh, no. Oh, how's that going? It's fine. it's I got to look and see if we have I don't think we have Do we have a meeting this week

Hopefully I didn't miss it That's what you want That's what you want to hear No I don't think so I don't think so That's what you want to hear From your union rep Yeah

Now now I'm like Oh shit let me just check real fast Fuck my ass No I don't think so Yeah I'm good Oh good Yeah there's no meeting

I don't think there's a meeting this month why shouldn't there may I don't know if there is come on man this is your job I'm like getting paid well actually technically you do get paid do get paid what are you talking about

I haven't got paid yet I haven't gotten my stipend for the union such that it is yeah I have it on you want to hear some some teacher legislation I do actually

So they're talking about banning all smartphones from schools. Yes. Including the teachers. That seems a bit extreme. Yeah, because apparently we're children. And you, yeah, well, it's good thing you have the, uh, yeah. Yeah, so that's, that's, that's, that's literally where we're at, like, as a society, because you know parents would be like, well, why aren't you going to ban it for the teachers too? Why?

If the kids can't have it, why, if the teeth, it's like, because, shut the goddamn hell off. Because they're professionals with certificates. And I'm an adult. And I'm an adult. I'm an adult. I'm an adult. Yeah. Stop buying your kids fucking cell phones at six years old or two years old.

No. Ban cell phones. That's my, that's my new. Bair the internet. Honest to God. Email Wikipedia. We've had enough. Email Wikipedia.

That's it. What do I tell you sometimes? I tell you that we've had enough. Just time to let the chimps try. Thank you. I don't know I don't know how long this is all going to last Oh no word fucked

Yeah Well You're getting into anarcho primitivism so I am getting into Amprim shit Oh my god Worrysome Why if I start if you start

If I start seeing you listen to VARG Uh Fucking um Burrisle No thanks You go that route to Anprim No I like I like churches

I think they're neat It's like I feel about burning flags It's like, yeah, it's fine, it's legal, like, but it kind of makes you a dickhead. Yeah, it's funny, it's like some of those stave churches. I should say specifically burning the American flag. It's just, I just like flags. I get it as a, like, it shouldn't be illegal. And it's your right to do it.

And I'll support you if you get harassed by the cops. But like, I like flags. No, for sure, for sure. The stave churches, though, some of them are like so old that they might actually have originally been like pagan temples. I figured. I mean, that makes sense to go back to it. Oh, that would be very funny.

burned like the one. Congratulations, asshole. Yeah, aren't you all into that shit? You fucking Nazi freak. Dush. Dushbag. What's his French name? Fuck face. Fuck la face.

His, uh, uh, Luis Caschae. Okay. Yeah. Sorry, I don't respect the French, except for their nuclear policy. No. Well, nuclear energy policy. And the nuclear war policy.

was just like, we're taking you all down with us. That sounds like another country. Oh, my God. Oh, geez. Burzah, though, is kind of good. I don't listen to it. There's no mute. There's no lyrics.

I don't listen to it. Yeah. You just pirated it and listened to it. No, I refuse to even do that. I don't respect. I don't give Nazis the time of day. Yeah. You're a bad person.

Yeah. If you ever looked at a, hugo boss suit and it was like hey they look sharp bad person nope never done that um i got kicked out of a hugo boss once did you really what you do i asked them where they kept the nazi uniforms me and my dad both got kicked out they're like please don't come back and we're like okay yeah fine fair all right so it's more you were asked to leave kicked out asked to leave good enough save difference it's no they some guy comes out it's like okay they uh they have enough with the questions

Yes, yes, please They are needing to leave Yeah, you are needing to leave now Oh, is that the train I hear I fucking hate Germans, man Oh my God Yeah, listen, I'm not a good person I've made it very clear

They They think Do you like, do you like Candlemas Speaking of Doom Metal? Candlemas? I mean, they're, they're, I'm not a huge Doom guy But I mean, I'm not

I'm a big Doom guy I'm not a huge doom guy My favorite thing is if you look at Candlemasters Wikipedia page, just look at their picture from last year. No, I have to open a little. Hold on. Yeah. They were good. I saw them at the Decibel Beer and Metal Fest.

And Career was like, they're so old. I was like, yeah, they've been doing this since 84. They're really old. Yeah. Well, that's what I do like like European, but not European. All right. Metal bands, certain genres, the guys will just be normal like dads. Yeah.

So like candle mask guys are like dads. Right. Blind Guardian. If you look up them now, it's just dads and black shirts. That's why I like bad religion

because it's just like Greg Grafton up there just singing real well. But like he they just, we saw them with Dropkick Murphy's in Atlantic City. And crew was like, these are just dads.

I was like, yeah, this is what I like. Yeah. I'll put Hansi. Just look at picture of this guy. That's a dad. And that's, yeah, that's this last year.

That's any German dad. Yeah, I always like the ones like of converge where everyone looks very normal and you're just like, oh, you're going to die in that pit. Did you know that that Hansi had a side project with what's his name?

John Schaefer. He was the iced earth guy. And it was good. And they broke up the band over Schaefer. for being a January 6er. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah.

There's a band that rose out of like the mighty muddy, muddy Boston's collapsing and a bunch of like weird rock bands that I kind of used to listen to over like, they were called like the canceled or something. Oh, no. Like the drummer from the offspring over vaccine mandates. Oh, no. Yeah. Like you look at the guys from conversion.

You're like, oh, these are relatively normal looking dudes. You're like, oh, I'm going to die out here. No, I don't like, I don't like that. Shit, all right, I guess we should talk about sports. Hello, welcome to another, so 10,000 loss is the only. What's up? What's that? I said, what's up? Yeah, the only Philadelphia medal podcast that exists?

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3717218. Give us your name and pronouns. You can also text it. So this is going to be a bit of a mailbag episode because we didn't do one last week we didn't do yeah any we have like seven DMs and like four

voicemails so we got to go through them all but where we're at now the Eagles um Ken Vitula's house got egged yeah that's what you get for living in South Jersey asshole all the all the civility guys at work were like that's just

disgusting that's what my mom said she was like she said it's not his fault they suck and then me and my dad just started, like, complaining at her. It kind of is. Mom, it is. I mean, I love you. It can't be 100% who.

You don't know ball, Annie. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, Liam's mom. Yeah, so they're, yeah, we lost the Bears. In humiliating fashion. It was humiliating. We played the Chargers on Monday night. Yeah, I'm watching the Disney stream of that.

Yeah, it's a penultimate, a penultimate game of the season, right? yes yeah no second of the last no no no no no definitely not no definitely not because Google can't fucking show a calendar we got we got chargers raiders commies

bills commies again yeah I don't like calling them commies because commies are good no commies are children they're very good they're principled no they are not very principled uh no jailing

John Carter surgery I missed that I just saw this right now but it's New York Post so it could be wrong he's going to miss Monday's game in his week to week after undergoing surgery surgery on both his shoulders to say according to ESPN at least

yeah and Philly voice has the same thing okay that sucks great should the also in the news should the Eagles touch push be banned no shut up

learn to defend it stop assholes Oh, here we go. We got the Eagles injury report. Zach Bond, a little bit of participation. We're going to lose to the schedule. We're going to lose to the Chargers.

Marcus Epps, full participation. Hooray. Yeah, great. Great. I love football. It's a blood sport, man. Really is. Really good.

We both love it, but. And Temple, Temple lost. No bowl game for us this year. No bowling. But hey, look, five wins after like 3,000 years of only three wings. Wandering in the desert, yeah. Yeah, Casey Keeler, you know, however long he's got left, get us to, get us to a little game. He saw on his death bed, man.

Well, we do, you know, what battle we did win, we won the recruiting battle. Oh, I saw that way. Yeah, because we have like 36 commits. Penn State's circling the fucking drains. Penn State's got like three commits. They're being out recruited by like Montana State. Yeah. Yeah, they have one four star, like two, three stars the last time we looked at it.

It's like, oh, my God. Yeah, man. Let me pull up the 24-7 recruiting rankings. Solely based. I like that they're just like, this is the recruiting rankings, and now we're insane. And there's the ESPN 300, but I don't really pay attention to that because ESPN doesn't know ball in their SEC bias. See, Matt, I do listen to your texts. Oh, so Temple 33 players is literally the earliest,

is the largest recruiting class ever in Temple history. How about that? Casey's building something special over there, man. Yeah, I think we're going bowling next year. Tenth and Diamond, baby. We're building something special. Build a stadium, too, please. Do not do that.

Just rob the Eagles. Give us the link. Give us the whole link. who's who's who's who's who's gonna be our QB next year I wonder I don't know Butterfingers Brock back again no he's gone he's gone dude we are at 61 nationwide yeah we had a good we're right behind like legitimate schools and then also Appalachian State which is a legitimate FBS team but I like making fun of them yeah so we're head of Duke Washington State Kentucky Troy Memphis Wisconsin Toledo

These guys are all local, too. There's a couple of Florida kids, but in North Carolina, a lot of these guys, you know, Montveil, New Jersey, he flipped them from Delaware. That's funny. I mean, we're building something special. Petsocken, Brooklyn. Yeah, I mean, Hassan Reddick's from...

Roman. Yeah, Roman's a good get. There's a whole bunch of St. Peter's Prep in Jersey. So he's really recruiting local. All right, Casey. We can't wait to see what you do. I wonder how many we post from Penn State. A lot if I had to guess,

considering they're not even in the top 100 outranked by fucking Utah State, do you think? Yeah. Well, let's talk about the, let's talk about the preying on the downfall of Penn State. Yeah, two commits, two four-star commits, and that's it. That's pathetic.

This team is... I live to see you suffer. What? What is going on? No one wants this fucking job, dude. why would you? Why? Because you're always going to be little brother to Ohio State in Michigan. But... Penn State, 156, right ahead of Army.

And right below South Dakota State, Murray State, Jackson State, Weber State, Central Arkansas, West Georgia, Towson, Idaho State, UAB, Howard, Utah Tech, McNeecy State, North Dakota State, Columbia, North Texas, Montana, Akron, Montana State, Ball State, Middle Tennessee, Air Force, Sam Houston, Navy, Eastern Washington, Harvard, UCon, Cal Poly, ULM, Coastal, Coastal, Carolina. UC Davis, Northern Arizona, Florida Atlanta. I could just name all the schools that are head of Penn State. That could be the whole episode.

You know what now? You reminded me to Army. Army, at least you have to like sign a contract. So, so Shane. Rutgers is at 44th. Shane Gillis was recruited to Army. How many stars was he? I don't, I don't know.

Shane Gillis recruiting profile. everything looks like he was he was not a even like camp thrill camp sundown town yeah it literally is I don't know how many stars he had I can't really find it oh here's Google AI Shane Gills was not a highly ranked

football recruit he was a walk on at Penn State I mean he recruited he played for army he didn't even play no he played a year of football of Elon. Yeah. Yeah, but he left Army. Actually, it's funny with him talking about how

they were all, like, mean to him. And then when he actually was like, no, I'm actually leaving. They were like, oh, it's all right, man. It's right. Come on. It's, it's, it's, it's not that bad here. I find him incredibly annoying. He's, he's got us. But I like problematic comedy, so.

I know you do. Yeah. The more racist now, kid. You're not lying. I bet you. Yeah, the more racist. You should hear how many slurs I know. Slurs that haven't been invented yet.

But you'd still think that, like, it is kind of funny. Like, Penn State, I mean, you want to talk about being the little brother of Ohio State, whatever. But it's still like a legitimate program. A legitimate program. Not as legitimate as Temple, apparently. You know what they need to do? They really need to completely say, listen, Joe Pa did, no. No, we're taking down his statue again.

Please. And, you know, we're purging. We're going to have to start a true freshman at a quarterback, aren't we? That's what we're going to have to do. I'm sure we can get someone in the transfer portal. All right. Light them up, Casey. Yeah.

You're going to be a starting quarterback. Me? Yeah. I am not that athletic, my guy. We do have, we do have, I think we have a sophomore. We have Lamar Best From St. Joe's in Montvale, New Jersey Yeah, he's a freshman though

Yeah, I don't know if he redshirted I imagine he redshirted it Right I don't know dude this is gonna be kind of nasty Assuming they get it together We're just gonna have three quarterbacks Yeah, triple option Reverse triple option

Reverse triple option Yeah Oh we got a new punter too From Upper Moralind The Upper Morland who can't He's allergic to the sun and drinks, sprites all at once so he can burp better. Yeah. Well, that's how you know he's a punter because they're freaks.

Well, also, that's kind of sort of naturally formed from the chemicals in the water in Willa Grove. Kill a Grove, baby. Yeah, all the P-FOS or whatever it is from the... Oh, poor red. The base. Oh, no. Did you tell her about the character in Pannon, Lord, with sharing her name? Yes.

was she amused it all or just she was okay she was also very confused which is objectively funnier that's fine yeah yeah let's see let's load up the ESPN 300 come on oh and we're gonna have Dante Atten as a punter for one more year

so fire breaks out a burger tank no injury report oh no the burger tank is a a food truck that wasn't there when I was there I don't recall the burger tank

No, I'm just looking at the Temple News Temple football has been LSU, Maryland Air Baseball, I mean Yeah Houston, Vandy Texas 4-4

Yeah, we lost to Villanova by like 20 I watched that game One of these days One of these days Are any of you people from Pennsylvania Temple Surely

surely one of the top 300 recruits is from Pennsylvania Oh, there has to be You gotta go Pretty far down on the list Winmore PA LaSalle College High School Oh, there you go

Boys will be boys But LaSalle boys will be gentlemen Joey O'Brien safety LaSalle College High School signed Notre Dame Oh, speaking of LaSalle. Kevin Brown, Harrisburg High School, West Virginia, O.T. So speaking of LaSalle, so Norse's last game

Yeah. Was played at LaSalle's stadium, the top of the university. And you can actually see me. I'm going to sit, let me sit on the thing. Let me send it to you. Norf. I'm not playing. because I was a radio graduate, but,

DeBoer denies PSU job interest. I think you and I are going to have to end up coaching. Coaching Penn State? Yeah. Oof. That's a shame. I mean, give me the money. I would do it.

I would do it if they were going to make me the highest paid state employee. That, well, sure, fuck it. Why not? Yeah, exactly. I'll do it. Maybe I can finish my meteorology degree while I'm there. Oh, maybe.

Yeah. I got a, where's the timestamp? Billy Napier is going to James Madison. That's so fucking funny. Oh, wait, this is the wrong video. All right. Well, let's crack on while you try to find that. The Flyers might be good.

They won 5-2 yesterday. Yeah, do we need to talk about that? We can. I mean, the Sabres are not great, but the Flyers are 15-8-3. Um I'm seeing them Tuesday Yeah Yeah

Alright I'm looking I'm still looking Sorry Okay Uh If it was 60 minutes in No That

140 140 I'm almost there I'm in one of the crowd shots Mm-hmm Um This is riveting I Yeah

You're gonna have to cut all this I know uh fuck it i'll just find it later i'll set it too um i don't know why i can't find it um but yeah no there there's like there's a shot of a shot of baby me i was like i was like uh like 21 i was like holy shit that's me and that's like that's this guy

and i i was just like damn wow that actually is me that is me um all right do you want to how do you want to do these DMs just do it like we always do do you want to start hey Tom yay Liam Charlie from Roxborough

he him a lot has happened in the past 24 hours look at all in post post tag the summit the sport director for the union Ernst Tanner is a massive piece of shit he said a whole bunch of racist misogynist and transphobic shit

at his time in Austria football Philadelphia Union and MLS knew about this and investigated now had to reopen it he denies all this and is currently on cop vacation. This before the conference semis. It taints everything in the past five years, but Shield wins in the final appearance. It's time to blow it up, all up, and even including MLS.

Maybe in the future, Philadelphia will be another ownership group where U.S.L or NWSL team. All this sucks. Stuff I wanted to talk about for the schedule switch from spring to fall, starting the fall of 27, we're getting rid of conferences to a single table with 15 divisions. How World Cup qualifying and Concaf finished with Danley Jean Jacques and Haiti making the tournament next year. About to see what happens with the organization

where they continue in the playoffs or the win the cup doesn't matter. The list sucks. See you guys at the live show in December. Please buy tickets. Thanks, Charlie. Later, fellas. Thanks, Charlie. Yeah. I'm sorry, man. Yeah.

And it doesn't go well for the union later on because they lose. We have metric mic. Hey, Tom and Yee, Liam. So the Columbus Blue Jackets keep going to overtime. Five in the last seven games. They're winning some. Not dead last the Metro Division, but six in the place of eight. I have an interesting question for you both.

What's the one sports rule you think is dumb, pointless, or unhelpful that you'd scrap if you were in charge of that sport? Fuck the UK Labor Party, bring back British rail. Go Columbus Blue Jackets. I would make instant replay take 30 seconds or less. If you can't figure it out in 30 seconds or less than the call stands. Um, all right. Now, hmm, hmm, what do I got? Um, I would, and, oh, you know what else I would do?

I would make it one foot catch in pros like it is in college and I would change pass interference to a 15 yarder like it is in college. Ooh, I like that. I like the one foot in. Cool rule, baby. Yeah, that's good. I mean, I would definitely also rather have the college

overtime in in NFL, although I do kind of like ties. I think ties are funny. Yeah, but can you still can you still tie college football? No. No? Okay. Just run forever. See, I like

weird obscure rules, like, you know, like the drop kick or the fair catch kick or whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to think. What would be a dumb, what's a dumb role in baseball? I think we should get rid of. Oh, I know, Universal D.H. Yeah.

I want to see bad pitchers hitting again, please. I want to suffer. Dude, listen, you want to see a fat pitcher jacketian. Yeah, I want to see What's his name? Bartolo Colungo Yard Or Joe Blanton Hit a 2-Hondon in the playoffs

Yep I know it helps I know the players I know that they help It helps the Oh no Did I drop you? No, but you're probably dropping

Can you hear me? Hello? Hello? All right Well, that sucked Yeah Hey Tomi and Liam I'm Wayne here

Provency hip You're gonna have to stitch these together to have fun. Your audio never like cut it out. Interesting. So it might be okay.

We'll see. Doing text again because my sister has just got married so had to plan and help celebrate this occasion. Congratulations, Wayne's sister.

Ireland managed to get into the last play of quality round after shock wins over Portugal and Hungary. They'll play Czechia for a semifinal and then if they win the winner of Denmark

and North Macedonia. Keep in the last to Armenia during qualities and many thought their chances were dead. Scotland meanwhile qualified with a 4-2-win over Denmark, so get ready for bagpipes galore in June. As for Rutgers, the basketball team wobbled their way to a 4-0 start

until they collapsed upon themselves against Central Connecticut State, giant killers. Great morale boosters, we prepare to witness the football team get destroyed by Highestead before they fuck up against Michigan. Watch how this age is, poorly. Also, shout out to J-Lex Hunt for doing his cleats for the defensive line of women against abuse. Go Rutgers, fuck fascist, fuck ice, and fuck Penn State. Fuck Penn State, indeed. Yeah, I don't know how they're

They're doing now The Rutgers basketball What's that? How the Rookers Basketball is doing What? Can you hear me? Oh, I want to die He's just going to have to send me his local folks

this is going to give me more time to try and find me in the North Catholic Frankfurt game I hate it here you don't just use locals definitely using locals yeah all right so let's just

we only have to hit record yeah exactly um all right so no I was I was talking about Rutgers basketball but um all right so we have we have a next messages from claire and this is our first cricket

uh that's exciting i like the weird sports you guys are into did i tell you i saw a bunch of guys playing cricket up by me oh that's sick one one sunday morning back like in like uh like early october that's cool i like that um yeah i was like wow that looks cool it is cool yeah all right so uh hey tom yay liam claire she her here with a cricket match ESB is described as a generational flaying. Jesus.

Test cricket is supposed to be a five-day game. Across all 2,600 plus matches all the way back to 1882. This is now the 26th match to finish on day two. England won the coin toss

and chose the bat first. Their high risk, high reward, baseball strategy, playing baseball. Strategy fades, spectacularly is they were all out well before day. That's 10 batters down. But then Australia. I'm proud of you.

Struggle almost as much. And the game was half over by the end of the first day. England's... No, I fucked that up. Oh, you tried. Ingerland. Ingerland's bas-balls. So...

Ingerlands. Do it terrific. Come on, England, score some fackin wickets. England's bas-ball started out much better on day two, but shift to failure so suddenly after lunch that the Australian broadcaster filled in every moment of dead air for three plus hours with the same slow-moseage footage of them losing five wickets in the span of 10 overs

under the title card, England slash batting collapse. That's pretty good. Australia started the final innings after T. Well, they really do have after T. Okay. Needing two. This is the most British supporter. Yeah.

Like the most imperial British sport. Right. After T needing 205 runs and ended the game in that two-hour session, winning the match by eight wickets. I swear this is a serious game with rules. Some truly incredible batting there with Travis Head, great name, scoring 123 runs.

Okay. I don't know how that relates to a baseball score. Is that like scoring 400 runs of baseball? I don't know. I don't know. Claire, you're going to have to write it and just give us a I watched, I did watch the guys like they hit the ball and then

they just ran back and forth until someone threw it somewhere. I don't know to see a cricket. Including 16 4s and 4-6s. Sure. This is the best of, this is the best of five series and they must play all five for championship

standings. Jesus Christ, no matter how badly the first three go. So I'll be back in a couple weeks with match two. Holy shit. How, what do they have to like spend the month? They have to travel by fast packet? Yeah, I was going to say back in the Seamer, yeah. Yeah.

Yes, we're catching the last of the T-Clippers back to the homeland. We have to round Cape Horn, and it's, you can grow quite hairy down in the screaming, the screaming 60s. Fuck England, fuck Penn State, fuck ice. Thank you, Claire. You're right. All right, you got a long one here. And I'm not talking about my penis. It's not that long, but.

No, it's, it's average. He had finishing up the Chernobyl Elephant Foot radioactive racism for the poor Charlie

from Philadelphia the year's season they did choke out to the NYCFC on Sunday beaten by the best soccer all game of NYFC

I'm leading Charlie's typos in here combination play got past ever Union defender and Blake for the lone goal

the union threw everything at New York's low block and did get a couple of great chances Ty Barabo one cross glance off his leg

and wide of goal Frankie Westfield had two absolute siters one saved by Matt Freeze the other sailed over the bar

and last minute's had smashed out the side, Dan Lejeanjohn's head and Glezzan's field to direct the rebound on goal. The shield winner's got in the round where I thought was their ceiling all year until the draw. This sparing them the beat down better in Miami who crushed Cincinnati in the other conference semi-season end with a wet fart and more

you hear racism news. A fan who was in the 134 section in front of the visiting city was talking to them and saying ICE was waiting for them outside and I first saw post by Mike Camerino on Twitter on Monday. Then the video surfaced on Wednesday this caused the son of bent to add their precious statement I think he probably means previous

statement about racism for the Tanner article 6 days earlier Wayne posted that in Cupsnakes Here's a screenshot of the piece of shit Going to the game Against My Better Judge and support my friend The vives before the game We're already shit

A game it didn't help This is what happened to Chicago earlier in the playoffs And also that the current political situation Is almost emboldened these shitheads Sure would be nice that the SG or the club Or the league would step with something about this well This was depressing Anyway all caps

Fuck racism Fuck misogy Fuck homophobia And fuck transphobia You forgot fuck fuck Penn State, but... Yeah, fuck Penn State, too. He gets that in the next one.

I know he does. The, uh... The picture of the guy is in there, um... Uh... Jesus. I might just... I might cut this joke. Yeah.

Guy looks a little ethnic to be yelling ICE is waiting for you out there. Looks like an Italian guy. It's always a fucking Italian guy. Yeah, it's always a fucking Italian guy. This is your fault, Tom. Oh, it's like the, the, the... So, some guys,

proposing a bill in the Senate it's going to die in the committee to ban dual citizenship in the United States again and the guy is a dual citizen that makes sense yeah all fucking stupid they all fucking suck all right Charlie part two

hello Tom and yay Liam part three really part three Charlie from Roxborough he him recapping the FCS playoff game that Wayne couldn't get to the men of the 10,000 traveled from the bubble of the ancient 8 to Delco for the first postseason game in over 100 years.

That was like poetry there. Well done, Charlie. To the Valley of Death went to 10,000. The Crimson was beaten by the Ellis of Yale in New Haven to give the... Oh, the Eli's of Yale. Yeah. I thought Ellis of Yale was maybe some man's name,

like some sort of nobleman. It's a liu, Yale. He was too corrupt for the East India Company. Oh, that's, you, whoof. So, so Eli's of Yale in New Haven gave them auto bid for the Ivy. Villanova finished second in the CIA thanks to Monmouth shooting in their mouth home to Albany. Villanova basically showed that the Ivy Boys were not ready for it. The worst beating I've ever seen in person.

And I have seen 2004 and 2005 Temple Live. Oh, Charlie. Oh. the only life from Harvard was from Jaden Craig Harvard's starting quarterback father who shit talked for 57 out of 60 minutes yelling

they're scared as Villanova went into the locker room up 31 and halftime he nearly got into a fight while berating the Nova football alumni section saying he won't go see their son at the ballet I ain't going to go see my fuck

my fucking son at the ballet um my friend who's taking classes at the Harvard Accention School left the left the left sad but assured that Yale had lost as badly however at the high speed platform from the sick ghost committee I had to tell them that Yale came back from a four touchdown deficit in the fourth quarter to beat Youngstown State and remember all football is good football fuck Penn State fuck Ohio State and fuck the coward Lane Kiffin thank you Charlie yeah the assassination of the

Coward, Lane Kiff, no. Assassination of Lane Kiffin by the, no. The assassination of Mississippi State by the coward, Lane Kiffin. Mississippi, but just Mississippi, but just Mississippi. Mississippi State's a different school. Yes, they are. All right, let's try this one more time. The assassination of Mississippi football by the coward, Lane Kiffin.

Yes. All bust. There we go. We're recording much later than we're used to. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so good. Hey, Tommy A. Leah, the injury-plagued Cavs are sixth place in the east at time of posting of the 13-09 record.

Jimmy Noves tested the waters and personal seat licensing Class A and Ortiz are scheduled to appear in court again on January 15th with the tentative trial date in May. The Guardians front office of ridiculously done fuck all in free agency so far. Also, just as my move to Columbus to 20, coincided with Ohio State's losing chute against Michigan. Move back to Cleveland's coincided with them, unfortunately, snapping their losing streak. No, I will not, under any circumstances, move back to Columbus to start losing again. Rashid, you're going to have to move. That's it for now. Go Cavs, go guards, go birds,

fuck Jimmy Haslam, fuck Paul Dolan, fuck Brandon McManness, yes. Fuck Ohio State and fuck Penn State. Oh, thank you, Roshin. Um, I clicked the wrong thing. Fuck.

All right, I thought I had, oh yeah, this is, this is, uh, from two days ago. All right, there we go. All right, so we're caught up on our podcast mailbag now. Let's listen to the, let's listen to our audio mail bag.

Right. I have to need to upload them. Oh. So we got Wookie. Wookie is a little older. We didn't get to it last week, but let's listen. Hey, John. Hey, William.

It's both been Wookie. He's calling in once again for another arena ball update. Kind of a slow news going on so far, but the big news this week there is with the ISL. First on Monday. I'm sorry, yeah, what fucking day that was. Oh, like the kit to the back of. Yes. The 10th.

No, 17th. Monday's. Yeah, buddy. But the Massachusetts Pires officially announced that they were moving to Orlando and will play in the Kia Center where the Orlando Magic Foot play. That's all the bears there, the AHLT.

The solar bears, yes. They've also heard Rob Keith, who's the only three championship with the Bay Area Panthers. And... Uh-oh. Oh, boy. I see trimming this one down a little bit. Wait, what?

Yeah, sorry. Les Moss was the other guy to A-Hires. Oh, no president's coach. Look, freaking fantastic. I'll put money on this team possibly when the IFL camp this year, or next year. Another thing, the thing that they announced the IFL is a TV deal. Oh. Wow.

That the annual sports network, the former Bobby Sports Network, you know, the regional networks, they will air 60 NFL games throughout the year as well with the championship and the championship terms. If you have access to fan dual sports still, then great. This is actually a great move, but

if I had a traditional cable, it wouldn't work out for me, but I have YouTube TV, so I'm not paying all that money. I'm not paying like 20 bucks at the NFL. Anyways, low news for the NAL, the TAL, we're trying. We'll. Try it. AF1 is expected to make a big announcement next Wednesday

the day before Thanksgiving there concerning the possible quarantine one located in Alabama but yeah that's all I got today anyways got to go back playing with my toddler I keep seeing TV that's the bad people Oh there you go Oh there you go

A good one guys postman Wookiee out Thanks I'll have to chop down some of the Sorry bud Yeah that one A little rough It was a little rough Something going on with the

filter on your phone or whatever you're recording on. All right. We got Wayne. We have more Wayne. We have so much Wayne content this week. I love Wayne. It's Wayne's week. Hey, Tom, you, Liam. It's Wayne. Pronounce, he, him.

There's currently about five minutes left in Liverpool's Champions League match against PSV, Idenhoven. They are losing three to one. I'm absolutely fucking pissed off of this team to at a level I have not, at a level I have honestly not seen since probably Brendan Rogers was manager.

This is honestly one of the worst fucking performances I have ever seen this club fucking perform. I want several players basically completely just banished from the face of the earth. I'm ready to throw Arnslaw into the Marzi River and lock John. Ron Henry and some freaking unknown corner of Fenway Park so he never appeared. I agree with that. Yes, I agree with that. It's quite honestly, absolutely pathetic. It's now nine losses out of the last 12 matches.

Jesus. There's 12th in the Premier League as defending champions, which is absolutely a fucking disgrace. And there's a very real possibility. They may not even get to the knockout stage in the Champions League with the way they are currently playing. This is a club that is supposed to be the defending Premier League champions, and quite frankly, with the fact they have sold so many freaking players, with the fact this team would have been in much better shape that they never sold Luis Diaz or Darwin Nunez.

At this point, I'm ready to let Mo Salo go, because he cannot do anything in front of goal. I'm fucking absolutely pissed right now. words cannot even words can barely fucking describe this fuck family sports group fuck you on a slot

fuck everybody fuck off that was a great ending there just fuck everybody fuck all just everybody just everybody yeah we love you away

fuck everybody and fuck off that's a good ending I love that I do like that too all right Wayne called in again a little bit later

Uh, so, uh, let's listen. Hey, Tommy, Liam, it's Wayne, pronouncing him. Maybe he's calling to recap, uh, just the general pain that I've gone through, uh, just this entire weekend. So Saturday, uh, I originally, I originally had a plan to try to go see, uh, Villanova beat the piss out of, uh, Harvard, uh, with Charlie. Yes, we should be coming already. work, just before I was going to get on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, and it was at, I got to

call the work at the first location possible, so I had to easily turn around and go to work. While I was at work, Rutgers proceeded to completely and utterly rip the hearts out of anyone that has basically the endurance to have followed them over the years, and they lost, possibly their only shot at beating Penn State possibly for the for the next, Christ knows how long. They lost 40 to 36 at home. Penn State somehow gets into their 18th Street full season. I guess they won't count the seasons they did.

The NCAA fucking banished them and did not give them the fucking death penalty. The Rutgers finishes the football season at 5 and 7. Oh shit. What's not coming over the hill? Oh, God damn it, the basketball team's about the plane number one for two at home. And we might die. Rutgers and basketball has not been great. They lost, they basically lost the Central Connecticut State just before they went into the player's era tournament and lost two of three to Tennessee and Notre Dame before they beat UNLV somehow.

So it's not looking great. It looks like it's going to be a very long winter for anyone that looks at, uh, looks at, uh, looks at, uh, looks at, watches Rutgers basketball. But hey, on the plus side, Liverpool somehow managed to stop the losing streak. For now, they beat West Ham United, too, nil.

Thankfully for goals from Cody Gakbo and Alexander Ezek, one of EZAC's first goals since the whole transfer from Newcastle to Bach goal, which I'm sure everyone in the northeast of England has a very tame,

it's very tame take-on. not much I'm not going to comment about the branded Nemo being traded from the Mets to the Rangers from Marcus Simeon I think

Howard Stern's Brian may have been at some point like deep fried in some battle oil so it's probably going to be a long

off season or we'll see some some bullshit who the fuck knows it's the mess it's going to be some bullshit it's going to be some bullshit director's to the end

Fox Fed State fuck just fuck Penn State God fucking damn that's perfect

two baggers yeah thanks again Wayne for calling in that was a three minute voicemail

ending with him cursing I love it yeah all right and the last I don't know who this was

I didn't listen the whole thing before I started so I don't I don't know what their name is let's hear it Here's a bangles crawling, lean and angry, tiger strikes the prelin, lean and hungry, and offensive brute, run pass or boot, and defensively, he's rough, tough, Cincinnati Bengals, that's the team we're going to cheer to victory.

Touchdown Bengals, put some points up on the board and win the game for Cincinnati. Maybe technically sealed goal Bengals and sort of touchdown Bengals, because I was a fucking long game. Uh, anyways, I go by MK, pronounce they, them. I've been listening for a bit now on my commute, and I figured y'all need some Cincinnati representation, what with all the Clevelanders. Uh, anyways, I'm just glad Joe Burroughs back. Fuck the Ravens, tough the Steelers, uh, free Palestine, solidarity forever, and, uh, what's it?

Hell yeah. Fuck Penn State. Uh, okay, thanks, bye. Well, well, thank, thank you. Thank you. Is it NK or MK? I heard MK if, uh, correct us in the comments, if we're wrong. Yeah, it's this way.

Or the Discord. That's why I thought too, yeah. All right, we're idiots, so. No, well, thanks for Conan and, yeah. Go, bagels on, yes. We really do have, we do have a very strong. Very strong Ohio contingent, which I am 100% cool with. I'm cool with Ohio people, it seems like, you know, what's his name, Brian Quimby's from Ohio?

So there's like, you know, good Ohio people. Let's not talk about the vice president. No. All right Let me open up our fucking notes Okay shoutouts too North Catholic tier patrons Patrick Sean Mike Kate Charlie

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