Ten Thousand Losses - Riding the Fanduel Express (Up My Ass)

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

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He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Bowl. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head of assessment, John Cooney. We're live. We are live. All right.

Well, we have no news for you today and everyone's dead. Yep, that's it. That's it. Fortunately, you know, President Trump is not dead. And immediately bleeped. Yeah. Well, unfortunately, I mean, constructive treason is not illegal in the United States. We fought a revolution over this.

yet I can imagine the death of the president I have no intentions of acting upon it I mean I just want to imagine it I just imagine it I will thank you yeah I imagine him like doing something stupid like like falling down the stairs that'd be very funny

oh I'm on the bottom I'm dead I just want like when he was on the white house roof that he just fell or did you see that Did you see the people, someone was throwing shit out? And then they were like, it was a contractor.

I'm like sure it was. What is? He was like, that was AI. I'm like, I don't think that it was. I don't think it was AI. I don't know. I don't know, man. I mean, he's, he's obviously ill, but the bastards, but bastards, you know, are.

The good die young embasses up forever, yes. I mean, I would be surprised if he lives out his term. President J.D. Vance. He doesn't have the sauce though I mean he has the like Peter Thiel like evil brain like guys behind them more than Trump but yeah

people aren't going to really be like people people even people in the right think like the JD Vance like weird face memes are funny like dude that uh yeah I don't want to find it funny yeah well

sometimes things are funny to, you know. No, they don't deserve to have nice things. No, they don't deserve it. They don't deserve it. That's for sure. No one deserves nice things, apparently, in this world we live in. No, we get nothing.

Dude, it's, it's like, we haven't gotten, like, super political in a while. We have nothing to cover, so. Yeah, like, I don't know, like, things suck for everybody. Like, prices are up. Yeah. Yeah. It fucking sucks, dude. I, you know, I want to say

because I, I tweeted about this or Blue Skide, I skied it. I skeed it. Oh, yeah, you did. I got to drop the skeet, skeet, skeet from Dave Chappelle on there. Ah, see, great, scy, scy, street. The RFK, and I'm glad that we're actually seeing some, like, public outcry against him from...

Included from the CDC, yeah. Yeah. And HHS. The guy needs to go. He's, he's. We, right now, like right now, we'd say the biggest threats to an American citizen, an ordinary American citizen. I mean, ice rates obviously are a threat. Right.

This National Guard bullshit is also a threat. But what could be even more of a threat is another pandemic because. Which is going to happen at this point. That destroying vaccine regimes, I just saw like Florida is not going to have vaccines for schools anymore. Oh, my God. Like what? We're going to kill a bunch of kids. There's a reason these are in place.

Like the regulations are written in blood, in this case, we learned, like vaccines are like one of the most beneficial things we ever, humans ever came out with. Like zero, zero, well, not not zero, but a minimal risk, right? And most of us don't have any side effects or vaccines or minor side effects, which makes the people who can't take the vaccine safer. It's basic, it's basic science and it's basic statistics. And we have so lost the thread. We have so, like on this, my students say the dumbest shit.

They think that if you go to Antarctica, they'll shoot you. I was like, you know, I have a friend who went to Antarctica. And they're like, well, they actually go to Antarctica. They think the flat earth's real. I said, well, what about when I've seen ships go over the horizon? Why does the bottom of the ship disappear first? And they go, I literally had a kid go, that's not true. You never saw that.

I was like, I absolutely have. Like, you, if you want to have, like, this debate with me after school, that's fine. But I've seen it. And there's video out there. Well, it's all fake. Okay. Well, nothing is satisfying. And I do try and turn it to, like, a learning method.

Like, well, every time you're presented with evidence, you refute the evidence. So what evidence would be acceptable to you? And I try and make it so, like, we can, let's think critically about this. Because if there's no, if there's no evidence that will satisfy, like, the demands that you have, then you have a belief that. that is not no longer it's no longer scientific right you have a you have faith in something and now we're out of science and that's that's like that's the shit like rfk is enabling in medicine these maha freaks yeah yeah it's just i mean like i understand that we want to have

concerns over like additives and food there's like legitimate things that we could talk about but but all these fucking people no they it's they think it's it's no sunscreen. I had someone tell me not to use sunscreen. I've seen that take. Yeah. And I said, do you want to see the melanoma scars

that, you know, one of my family members has? Because he took a little too long to get it fixed. Because it's all, it's all down here. You know this person. I'll tell you off.

But, like, I've been your walls, top. I mean, I know everybody. Yeah. Yeah. The back walls. what's the name of the episode Tom

well I ride the Fandel Express in my ass yeah yeah we gotta talk about that shit right in my ass yeah we gotta we gotta talk 80,000 dollars is all it would have taken for Mr. Lurray Mr. Jeffrey Lurray

to step in yeah so did we do the intro I guess we just do fucking intro we'll get it to it all right hello welcome to another episode of 10,000 losses, the only Philadelphia podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Paine. My pronouns are he, him, and with these, my co-host, yay.

Liam, hi. I'm Liam McAnerson, and I'm mad. My pronouns are also he and him. Mad as hell. I'm not going to take it anymore. I'm not. Is that from network? Is that from network?

Yeah. Fuck you. No announcements. Call in. 26737-371717218. Give us your name and pronouns. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses for all our bonus episodes. We got to schedule a September bonus.

and for access to our Discord. I got also going to work on getting all the old bonuses up on, like, all the episodes up on the feed. I'll do that someday, probably. One day. One day. Yeah, let's talk, let's talk about like the biggest thing. So I've got here from NBC News, Fan duel helps restore a septus express train service for

the Eagles season opener. So the sports gambling company Fan Duel provided $80,000 to restore Express. train service will fill up the Eagles season opener on Thursday, the 4th. That's today, if you're listening to this one, it's going to come out. The Eagles issued an advisory for fans, still reading from the article here, informing them they would not be running due to their special sports trains express, sorry, would not be running their special sports express trains for Thursday's matchup against the Cowboys at the link due to septus ongoing service cuts.

Why have we not funded this? Yeah, this is humiliating, dude. That's somebody who lives in the city. It's the most efficient per dollar transit agency in the United States. Yes, it is. And I got into several arguments with people at the Phillies game over it. I enlightened somebody at work today about that. They didn't know.

They're like, oh, I didn't know that. I didn't. But they were, you know, very open. I was like, yeah, believe it or not, because they've always had their funding. Like, they've never really had the money they could use. Yep. It's, it's. For more, please consult Justin Rosniak.

Let me reach his number. real quick. 5-7-1. It does actually start with 5-7-1, but... Oh, boy. Do you need me to believe that because that's just process of elimination, have we? No, no, no.

He doesn't pick up for me. He's not going to pick up for you. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we might... We should probably have one to talk about this at some point, but this... It's so mortifying. It's, again, we're seeing the Trumpian grievance politics now at the state level.

Rit large, yeah, or writ small, I suppose. I hope this. Oh, shut up, Siri. I hope this. Hi, would you like to take my ass to the, oh, no, I, I, I, I, I boofed it. You boofed it up my ass? I boof it up your ass. Would you like to take a train up my ass?

Yes, Siri, I would. Thank you. I don't know why I made Siri sound like. you know, hello, Tom. Like, it's like an old-timey. Like a speaking spell. Like, I was thinking like the computer and the Simpsons. Hi, Smithers.

You really turn me on. Shouts out. You're frozen. Are you still speaking to me? Yes, I am. Oh, I can hear you now. Yeah. You're, you've been going into that.

I don't know if it's me or you. I think it's probably me because I'm trying to download hell levers too. I don't do that. The Brunette Penny mod I was looking for does not take it's like a couple pixels so it's like a couple

kilobytes. Well, I'm in the basement where the Wi-Fi is bad, so. Yeah. Yeah, why would you do things over wire? Well, here's the thing is that the uh,

the motive and router are in the my wife's office, which is three floors up. Hmm. Just run a cable downstairs. Oh, well, I would be divorced. I had suggested that to my wife. I was like, can we just like, I'll just run?

I was like, I'll just drill a hole in the floor. I'm going to do that, basically. One of the projects for the new year and the new house is whole home Ethernet. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds good. We could have it. We would just have had to have all the cable.

replaced because they're not they're not um they're older though all the coaxial cables they don't have like the the sauce for the for actual high speed sauce yeah yeah so I had the guy put in like enough enough from the outside into into the basement but um yeah I'm upstairs I used to I used to have yeah I'm a Wi-Fi I have pretty good connections I'm like hosers dude yeah I'm vertically over the router like two-story up right so um yeah but uh all right back to back to the back to this bullshit um they said that the philly schools had a massive cut in attendance yeah i wonder why these cuts yeah because these kids rely on it it's these knock-on effects are they just don't care

about because black kids don't care right they don't give a shit about people in the city they don't care you because they think they want us to suffer yeah yeah and we're it's it's where the minorities live it's where the libs live you know it's where all the all the all the gays and those types live and and so they want to punish us and it's it's it's I mean we've talked about southeast Pennsylvania succession before yeah really wish we I mean West Virginia seceded for Virginia why Can't we do it? We'll become greater Camden.

Fuck it. We'll bring the, we'll bring the Collar County's in with us. I don't want, I don't want South, the rest of South Jersey though. I don't, I don't want most of Chester County.

I don't, I don't want, I don't want Jeff Andrew anywhere in my state. Fun, fun fact, my wife's, uh,

sibling interned for Jeff Van Drew. Oh, before, uh, he flipped. I hope. During. During the flip.

Like, like, They were doing it and they were the intern during and then resigned in protest. Good, good. I'm not going to make that joke because someone will pull it up on the Zincaster, unsensored. So I won't say what I think they should have done. But I'm glad they resigned. That's a good second option.

What should they have done, Tom? Don't worry about it. No, no, say it. floor is yours Tom there you go I just said it um man I I don't want to prognosticate too much about the future politics in this country but it's not looking good is it the only the contradictions are heightening I mean we see who was it that wrote like those in the Imperial Corps like workers in the Imperial Corps even if they're proletarian in nature they're like globally they're they're

effectively part of the bourgeois. Is that Settlers? I can't remember. No. Is that Jay Sikai, the Settlers? And I'm almost thinking like there's a point. I mean, there is a point to be said to that.

And like the treats run out and people are really forced to see, to see just how shitty things are. You know, we need some different, man. The Democratic Party is going to, fall on its face every single time they want to sabotage everybody who's who's who's to the left like this shit that ma'am donnie is getting

and he's an actual socialist he's an actual damn sock yeah he's firmly on that line he's not he's not socked him he's a dem sock so I appreciate I appreciate that he's had to soften his message obviously because we're so scared of the socialism word but

um socialism word yeah it sucks dude that's the only way forward. That's the only way forward. If it became a fucking social Democratic Party, that's it. It's socialism or barbarism. That's really what we're going to get.

I completely agree. It looks way too much like barbarism anymore. Yeah. Oh. It's exhausting. Fun septa. Yeah. I've deliberately been keeping myself

at arm's late from politics because I'm a social worker. Yeah. Yeah. My mom, too, the doctors made her stop watching the news. Yeah. You can't. You can't.

And it's, and it's, then I, whenever I see the liberal news and I see their spin on Gaza, I go apoplectic. I have to. It just. Remove yourself, essentially. Yeah. Like, and now there's a few people are like, oh, seems like it is genocide. Yeah, no shit. We've been saying this shit for too far.

fucking years. Yeah, thanks, it's coming up on two, it's coming up on two years. Well, welcome to the party,

dickheads. Yeah. Welcome to the resistance. Hillary Clinton. Yeah. Hillary Hittston. Yeah.

Investigate the, what was the guy's name that killed himself allegedly? The staffer to Clinton staffer. He shot himself in the back of the head

seven times. and then zipped up the I might be mixing up different suspicious deaths but it's okay yeah there was that do you remember the one

that was like out out by state college it was like one of the guys involved in the San Dusky yeah that was really weird yeah

found it like a like a crick yeah yeah dude it's it's stay safe out there folks yeah

I hate to quote crime junkie but stay sexy and don't get murdered yeah try well that's a good thing to try to avoid this getting murdered oh you know what speaking of speaking of of crime oh you have an ad you have an issue you i believe you have a correction to issue tom what do in regards to crime no in regards to the Phillies oh well speaking of

the Phillies we'd not speak we'd not speak we'd not sweet the Braves because there was one more game to be played yeah we didn't realize we had it yeah and we lost um we're good at that whatever We're still... Yeah, we don't issue corrections below me. What are we, 80 and 54 or some shit? Yeah, we're good. Something like that. We're going to win the World Series.

I can't wait. Yeah, that's going to be great. When I was listening to the Phillies the other night, driving home, I came across an ad. It was like the Philadelphia police talking about how they were responsible for, like, stolen cars going down, like the rate. What? Oh, yeah, that was, that was the police.

Yeah, I'm sure it was. No, I want to hear more. Tell me more, lads. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something, like, thanks to something in the Philadelphia Police Department, there's a 300% drop in stolen cars in Philadelphia. You know what? Why not?

Yeah, why not? I mean, I'm sure there's like a couple cops that do their job. The detectives probably do a little more work. Right. The only, the only, the only former cop, I can stand. He was a detective. And he's like, I'm getting the fuck off the beat as soon as possible. I am, I'm not doing these traffic ticket bullshit.

I didn't, like, he was actually like, like, I think I've talked about him before. Like, he'll be like completely chill on everything. But as soon as you talk about Krasner, his brain starts them out, I want to help people. So I want to be a detective. I want to help solve crimes. And like, you know, this is a decent guy, but you started talking anything like where that blue, the thin blue line comes up, starts defending them. And he'll be the first to tell you that there's like shit. Yeah, they're shitty cops.

It's our job playing Candy Crush all day. Shooting on Arneteens. You got to worry about this aren't teens had. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, yeah, Phillies didn't speak to braves. I said that. Talked about the Fandill Express.

To go back to that, like what? At this point, I mean, seriously, the teams, the teams could have funded that. And they could have made a point of that. Like, we support SEPTA. SEPTA gets people to our games. Right, exactly. We said this.

We said to several times. Dickhead. Yeah. Like... John Middleton, get off your, your tobacco ass. Well, his son is too busy making a Republican, like, documentaries or whatever. What's it? Yeah, have you not heard about that?

Hold on, John Bolton. John Powers, Middleton. Oh. He went to the Haverford School, then went to Duke, and then UPenn, and he pursued... Over three. There's a picture of him with... Tommy Weizzo. Him and Casey Affleck formed the production company.

He's done the Lego movie. The second mansion in Los Angeles owned by John Powersman, Middleton has, oh, God. Middleton is active in Republican fundraising, political strategy, the youth movement, the media, with his first effort in creating, producing the Alfonso Aguilar's show. He's served at national co-chair for a year from age 25 for the Republican National Committee's Young Eagles program. Oh, the Young Eagles. Oh, okay. Okay. That doesn't sound not to me. It's support of the Republican Party. Middleton has also hosted a variety of events, including a 2015 fundraiser for Jeb Bush.

He was with Jeb. As of June 26th, 2016, John Powers Middleton was the top donor to Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign. I hope this guy dies to fire. Yeah. Leave that old boy. I mean, yeah, we're wishing. Oh, he got special thanks on Manchester by the sea. he's actually been involved in some decent movies. Okay, well, sorry, Todd, you get the wall now.

Yeah. Controversy. Milton owns two properties in the Hollywood Hills that were attacked by trespassers and vandals. Did we not talk about this when this happened? September 18th to 21st, 2024. The vandals tagged both houses wall to wall with graffiti, which became an international news story. Oh, God, look at these. Jesus.

Oh, because he doesn't live there? Oh, what a I'm not the world's biggest fan of graffiti But it is very funny Like if you're a good graffiti artist Like good on you But I'm not the fan

I'm not fan of the graffiti aesthetic But I do recognize that it is art God I fucking hate Let's just look at his fucking face I know He went to Duke and Pad O for two So

So I have heard from somebody who has pretty who has had dealings like working with the Phillies organization that uh j t remuto is a giant asshole not just politically he's just a big trick shocked by that no that he he's just he's very unpersonalable he's not very friendly he doesn't really have time for anybody um what else did they say Harper is very weird Is Mormon

Yeah But he's like in that weird He's he's he's weirder than he comes across Like he's weird And he's always got weird shit He's like we know that like with the raw milk and stuff like that Raw milk yeah There's more apparently more

What was the other one Aaron Null is apparently a giant asshole too He's just not friendly He's there's this person said there's only a handful of guys on the team that are actually, like, enjoyable to talk to. Schwabber's one of them. You would hope so, yeah.

Yeah, I forget. Marsh, I think, that? I can't remember. I remember asking him about Bome. I can't remember what the answer on Bome was. But it was really enlightening this conversation. I had a...

I can't believe I'd even mention this. It was before we record it last time. No, I don't recall you talking about it. Yeah. Yeah, someone who worked in the front office. I won't say who they are. Obviously, yeah.

But yeah, so they actually had like regular dealings with them. And one of the things like is running interference to make sure that, oh, Nick Cassiano's giant asshole. Which we're not shocked.

giant asshole oh yeah like surly to everybody like he's I mean we saw how he got mad at Rob but he's mean to everybody yeah if Reese Hoskins was a saint

we love Reese Hoskins well I'm going to the Phillies on the 11th of September yeah salute we're playing the Mets we're going to hit the Pentawan the Pentawan

can bring down Schwerber's going to bring down the I'm going to make a sign with that and say they confiscate it. Oh, you know those like slammer memes? The guy's like a like a hardcore like ballast I think but it's like, you know, unlimited genocide on the first world and stuff.

It has like Trump with Stalin with a giant spoon and shit. Someone should do a slammer style meme of Kyle Schwerber hitting a home run into the World Trade Center. Oh God. Yeah, that's fine. And there's the Mets logo on the World Tracer. So we know that it's really, we're really just hating the Mets.

It's a symbol of New York. And we're really just opposed to that. We're doing, yeah, Wayne is going to call it and beat us to them just shoes. Yeah. All right, let me get the fucking notes back up. Let's stick to Philly Sports for a minute. So tonight for the listener,

who's listening to this. It'll be Eagles, Cowboys. We already kind of talked about the preview. I think the Eagles are going to win pretty handily over the Cowboys. They're demoralized. Their defense has been defanged. The only really... Michael Parsons is dead. Michael Parsons is on Packers.

Yeah. Let's talk about the real thing. Let's talk about the Saquan Midwitch. Bring it up. So, what was the word, aggressively mid, radically mid or something like that? Radically. you said something or the person you quote tweeted said something

Sequin Barclay sandwich Philly voice Sequin Barclay teams of a while designed a new hoagy That's what sounds like Oven roasted turkey American American cheese lettuce, onions and spicy mustard Oh it's mad basic that's what he said It is mad basic

yeah it's that's why american cheese why would you go with like a like a swiss or provolone there i don't know and mayo please i need mayo i'm a white boy well i don't like the list lettuce onions or the mustard get that i don't want mayo either well all right let's let's ask listeners you can you can call in and tell us what would be your sandwich 26737371 7218 oh yeah please what would be well if they had the leum at wawa what would it be the leum at wawa Yes, please. I would like that. What would it be?

You tell me. It's your sandwich. It's an Italian with every meat and every sauce. It's just everything. It's, what do they call that? A suicide with the soda machine, but it's just meat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Graveyard.

The Tom sandwich, I mean, well, I might have to fuck with their supply chains a little bit, but the Tom sandwich, the Tom witch. It's how much, of course. It would be San Danieli prosciutto, spec, like a good cured beef, with buffalo mozzarella, olive oil, and then like herbs, like so like a basil, like dry basil, red basil, red pepper flakes pepper yeah

because it's my favorite sandwich to make for Phillies games that's the time delicious delicious yeah listeners I wouldn't have a sandwich of Wawa if I ever became a

yeah that's true yeah give me the sheets Sheets give me give me free run of the sheets friars wow was coffee still better though yeah it's just

Cheats coffee is a coffee you coffee is abysmal. You don't know how to do a pour over. My coffee is actually really nice. I use a mocha master. And my French press is very good. Nope, it sucks.

You'll need a pour over. No, you don't know how to do it anyway. You stink. Ooh, I love my pour over watery cough. Pour over is watery. I was going to tell you. It's watery. Oh, you get the real flavor, notes of the beans.

You get, that's a different kind of flavor. It's like Bud Light's a different kind of flavor from Budweiser. It's just watery. I want strong coffee's got. going to hold on my milk what milk I put milk in my coffee I don't put any sugar

but I want Oh you make me sick What's what you drink it black? Yeah I mean I espresso I'll drink black Regular espresso But I don't like sugar

My coffee unless it's like a special sweet treat type of situation Pumpkin spice latte Yeah I am I do like my coffee motormaster, though. It is so aggressively

60s Euro form factored. I know what it looks like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's sick. I have it in Eagles Green. It's very good. Uh, all right. You want to switch to college sports for a minute?

Bill Belichick fucking sucked. Sauceless question mark. Nits gone. What the fuck was that thing you sent? It was like AI. it was Bill Belichick if he didn't have Tom Brady Yeah even though he sold the 1990 Buffalo K gun Yeah okay

Yeah No actually Bill Belichick's a good coach Maybe it was Maybe it was Doing it with the greatest quarterback all the time Does make it a little easier Yeah but also that this I guess it was like a hard rock bet

Yeah And I was just like you do not know ball Incredible levels of non-ball knowledge there's nothing wrong with being cashier at Publix Nope There's nothing

Where we're Signified Yep Besides being a cop That's not dignified Right cop

The Israeli Seaman Extraction squads Uh I can't believe That's real We're to milk A corpse's prostate

What the fuck man What the fuck Imagine like Like back in the day Like I don't know like this is the state we created like you tell

you tell like the early Zionists we're going to save the cum you're going to do what to the come yeah wait hold on hold on you're going to put what up my ass no no no no no no yeah we're gone nope

oh Red Zone is going to run ads oh yeah Well, there's your inshittification, right? Yep. That's just everything. Everything is worse all the time. You know what I'm really pissed about speaking of inshootification?

There was this really nice, all the, it was the Clancy's Pub pretzels. Fucking amazing. Very garlicky, very oniony, very salty. Perfect bar pretzel. They like have the seasoning on the late, like, of late. and what the fuck man is garlic salt that fucking expensive apparently

fucking Germans fucking Germans you know that that speaking of Aldi you know that Tony's Chocolonely yes you've seen it yeah so they we bought it Aldi in Ireland

oh we're like oh it must be like Tony's chocolate lonely private label because it was like the same like shape and then we looked it up and it was like nope they just aped it and they actually got sued in the EU over it. And I think they're actually doing, I think there, I think there was a co-lab now in the United States. They like, that was, I guess it must have been part of the settlement or something like that.

But, um, fucking funny. Yeah, because they're like, I think the Tony's is all about. And I'm sure it'll come out that they're actually not really fair trade or some shit like that because they do, I think they're trying to be like decent to the cocoa farmers. But, um, right. Yeah. You see the Kauai thing? The Kauai.

that they allegedly paid him $28 million under the table by the clippers to avoid the salary cap through a fraudulent tree company. Oh, oh, interesting. Why can't we do that? Why can't you get signed to an NBA contract? Is that what you're asking? No.

You get paid under the table. They get paid under the table. I used to get paid under the table. When I did mold damage removal And then I realized Mold damage removal under the table If I ever get anything in my lungs I have no legal recourse

So I stopped A friend of mine who was in a union It was like Yes Yeah don't do that Um Yeah we Yeah dude

What the fuck Just everything sucks Everything does suck Thank you You're right Everything sucks Excuse me How's mine

Trying to think Is there anything that doesn't suck Is there anything nice we can say Maybe to help like lift up the The viewers or the listeners No, fuck them Eagles come back today Tomorrow

Well today for the listener Yeah But tomorrow for us Yeah Yeah I mean that's nice All right we've run for 35 minutes Getting to the voicemails

We have nothing We only got two voicemails All right, let me check, let me check to see maybe if Carl's call went through. Nope. All right. All right, we have Wayne. All we have today is Wayne and Captain Cleveland,

so let's listen to Wayne. Hey, Liam, Wayne here, pronouncing him. Going to recap this past weekend soccer action, starting with probably the Derby of Darbyes, which honestly was a shit show. of it from the start as both clubs were knocked out of the Champions League. Celtic knocked out by Kera Amati, a club from Kazakhstan, eastern Kazakhstan, near the Chinese border, and Rangers were just bodied by Club Bruges, not the one on aggregate.

That sounds like a sex club. And the old firm Derby probably was probably one of the worst old firm Darby's played in probably the last 20 years. Celtic just really could not get the ball forward to save their lives, constant backwards passing, much to the insanity of like everyone, much to the insanity of the fans. Rangers were the only team they got close to scoring.

They put the ball in the back of the net, but the VAR called it off sides. If the player was like a half yard off sides, and they basically, after that moment, they could not put together any offensive opportunities. The match ends nil-nil, and it was quite honestly one of the most painful. It was like getting a tooth extract, multiple teeth extracted, actually. And then we go on to the big Premier League match from this week.

That is self-Liverpool and Arsenal. Got to watch that at a place called Carragher in New York. Very cagey affair at times. Did get very physical. Arsenal had a couple different threats, but in the end, it was Dominic Slovis Lai with a direct free kick that wins it for Liverpool. The first time, this first game-winning goal

from a direct free kick, Liverpool has scored since Stephen Jarrow did against Attenville in 2007. So Liverpool are now top of the league again Looking in pretty good position to defend the title again And Rutgers survived a scare against Ohio 34 The Ohio yes The Rockers defense is probably going to get completely destroyed by the Big Ten If we're all honest

Come back And in the end Go Rutgers and fuck Penn State Yeah, absolutely Fuck Penn State Club Bruges just sounds so funny I don't know why I can't get that out of my head Club Bruges

Yeah What was the other thing was Kazakhs a Kazakh team Yeah He was talking about the beginning You know They beat Celtic That there's some like

I don't know how I describe it Like that part Like Central Asia Would be kind of cool to like visit i think yeah it's like so much history and it's like way more beautiful that people ever give it credit for um i i learned for the uh the what's a call you're for samarcand for for the silk road yep um the step uh step you're for the step i mean it does it it i don't know there there's there's cool shit that happened like the indo greek kingdom

where there was like this blend of Hellanism and like Buddhism back in the day or you know it would be cool how the Kaifeng Jews how the fuck do they get there don't worry about that I just I want to know how the fuck do they get there and like when they first like made modern contact they were like yeah we can read Hebrew like yeah we still got it we've been holding we've been holding it down oh boy still got it yeah the yeah like we're I guess they came on this they had to have like travel over the Silk Road. Now I'm looking at Central, Central Asia. Ooh, there's a town called Tomsk. That sounds like I would like that town. That's where you live. Because it's named after me. It's probably like a horrible former gulag.

Oh, the street fuse actually. That's all right. I don't know. Like, I know right now, like, we're not chill at Russia. Like, I would so love to ride the fucking, um. Trans-Siberian me too. Oh, my God. Like, for sure.

Just to be in the middle of fucking nowhere. but there's a train line so I can get back going I won't get eaten by bear I don't know there's like the call the call of the tundra yep

that's how I feel about Arctic exploration oh yeah for sure I just would love to be in the Tager when it's not fly season yeah do you remember that book Hatchett by Gary Paulson

yes of course yeah I think that's what like it's still dead at me yeah like the idea of like the far north, you know. Mid-tow. Just out there. And it's also kind of cool.

There's a language family in Siberia that they are, it's pretty well supported. It's like 100% supported, but it's very well supported. The first like cross Pacific language family that's not like, that's not like Inuit, those people's. between a Native American, I don't know why we treat Native Americans different from Inuit, but like Native American in the Americas,

not the Arctic, natives with a tribe with a language group in Siberia, which I think is kind of cool. What is that called? The Dene, Dene, I don't know how you say it. Hold on. Dene, Yenisayan languages.

Yes. Yes. So it's, Dinae, great job, Tom. Dene Yenna-Sayan, proposed language family. So one of them is the Nadeh, the Nadeh, Denny, yeah, not Dene, the Nadeh, of which includes Navajo, language family, and the Yenisean, which is kind of west of Lake Bakai in Siberia. I yearn for the I yearn for the

step yeah I year for the step I year for the frozen north have I shared my one my one favorite like deep time connection is that and I'll get off the language shit

the there's Native Americans Siberian peoples and Indo Europeans those three groups will all have with a call ancient North Eurasian genetics, right? And they have others. They split off their version

of a time. We're talking like 20,000 years ago, right? 25, 35. And they all have myths about a, a dog in hell. Yeah. Like a, like a, like a, like a cathonic dog. And they all have stories about a world tree. So that's kind of cool. That is cool. And what was the other out? What was the other thing? This is just around me. Jack and the Beanstalk, by the way, is like one of the oldest stories we have. It has reflexes in like the Indic languages. It might

be a 6,000-year-old story, Liam, at least. All right, Liam's dead. All right, we got another, thanks, Wayne, for triggering that. Let's go to Captain Cleveland. Hey, it's on me and Liam. This is Captain Cleveland, aka Kyle from Cleveland, a pronouncee him. Calling in Silver for the

first time a good little while. Good for you. For real. So, here's what kind of gab about the goings on in Cleveland, but I'd rather not this time. I'm still looking for seeing and handle that one. The thing I did want to talk about, though, is, you know, considering that at the time of calling, which is Tuesday night, we're still a couple of days away from the NFL starting

up. And I don't know why, but I just had the strange idea of, okay, let's see how Canadian football is doing. and I was dumb, sound it because, like, you're telling me this whole time, like, the past, like, three months, there's been, like, another league going on, and I just didn't realize it.

The more I look into it, like, it's close enough to American football, but there's just enough different about it that it's going to give me a fucking stroke if I try to follow it. But at the same time, I got to get something to get me through, like, the summer months.

Like, from when hockey and, and football, football begins. Like, I can't just follow baseball. I drive myself fucking insane. Yeah, fair enough. I want to get you on it. Should I look into Canadian football to the summer months or should be a real masochist and try and dive into like the the Byzantine Arena Football League because I mean, I'm not that much. CFL.

Oh, good. Yeah. So, uh, yeah, nay, Canadian football. I'll leave that to you, gents, and I'll leave you with for Penn State, and I'll see you guys in about a week. Oh, it took two minutes. Oh, nice. Yeah, no, definitely CFL. Sorry, Rookie. It just seems to...

CFL is fun, because you see a bunch of weird guys you knew in college, just hanging out. Yes, yes, and a misfeel call is worth one point. Yes. Cotter Rouge, which is very funny to me. the the afl whichever permutation it feels like if you've ever read a description of like the italian wars and like mercenary companies switching sides

that's what the that's what wookie's emails sound like to me yeah is this who's who's which side is are the savorses on this time which side is the hawkwood cover was the what do we do it sir john hawkwood yeah where the hawkwood's at Are they with the Pope? Are we gulfs or gilene's? I don't know.

I don't know. How you doing there, Liam? I'm great. Are you great? I'm great. Do you want to talk about Italian history? No, man. I want to go hang out with my wife.

Oh, I see how it is. Not enough, not. We recorded like three days ago. so it's 46 minutes you're getting a short one this week we'll figure out a bonus leave us alone yeah it'll happen someday I know I got to do another live stream at some point too I'd like that we should do that together

some Friday yeah yeah well let's shout out North Catholic to your patrons Patrick Sean Mike Kate Charlie Luke Kyle Chucklebird cat Juniper no new 700 level patrons but I'm gonna give a shout out to Carl again It's your voicemail, Carl. Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, get that working. But jumping right into Discord and kind of become part of the gang already. So you too can have parasocial relationships with your podcast. I, did you see my new profile picture on Discord? No. I'm very proud of it. I don't check Discord. You know that.

Once in a while, you do. I know you do. Hang on. Hang on. Oh my God Did you see it? Are you okay? Uh-huh

You saw it? Nope, because Discord's still starting. Oh, he's going to do its fucking refresh thing? Yes. Let's see if I could send the image to you. Oh. Maybe I can pull it up. Let's see.

Shit, it's not working on my phone. It's a drawing of Alan Iverson and he's stepping over the TGI Friday's like he's stepping over Tai Loo. Well done. Yeah. Oh, I see it. Yes.

Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Do you have Discord open? I do. But I have it under, I have it on my computer as the, uh, the podcast. Check your, uh, check your, uh, I just got a notification on my phone.

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