Ten Thousand Losses - Roosevelt Boulevard F*ck Huts

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

Liam eats and drinks live on air while Tom muses poetic about the hypothetical Blue Lobster, the only thing that could defeat a Red one. The boys talk Phillies, creepy hotels on the Roosevelt Boulevard, and read your messages. Find our bonus episodes and Discord on Patreon. Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast Liam Tom Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia. Bad things. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Iceballs. Dallas Town Boys. Head of Sassmate, John Cooney. Lost server attempting to reconnect. Lost my ass.

Attempting to reconnect to my ass. Oh, no. Can you hear me? I failed to start recording. I got it this time. Liam might have downloaded the virus, folks. Liam is frozen. and handsome and now he's reappearing.

Kill myself and everybody around me. I think we're going. Yeah. It's definitely not the virus you just downloaded it. I'll just hit click here. Yeah, sure, I'll download this. Download PDF.odacity. dot eXC.comg.

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I told you my wife and was got by the sheriff's, the sheriff's, box county sheriff's scam. Oh, no. She actually was skeptical about it, but she called the number back and didn't, they didn't pick up, but she called the sheriff's, the sheriff's department. They're like, yeah, we don't actually investigate crimes. It's like, oh, that's true.

And that's a scam. And then, like, two days later, a phone call every minute from a window. Liam's dying. he chugged Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola Zero, sir, I'm watching my figure. Yeah, well, Coca-Cola Zero is my preferred Coca-Cola as well. Me too. But like two days later, just every minute, hey, would you like your windows, you know, fucking reevaluated?

What's it called? A quote for you, we're reaching out to you that for the quote you request it on your window replacement. Oh my God. Yeah. That's excruciating. Yep. So that's happening next with Liam. Window,

window replacements. That's my new, my new gig. Yeah, it's gonna be, you're part of a bot farm now. Yeah, well,

I had a good rod. Yeah. Not your computer, you are. They're hijacking your computer. I upload my consciousness into the void. Yeah. The eternal void.

The void calls to me and I call to the void. But it would it be really you though? It would just be a facsimile. Yeah, that's true. That's tough, man. I don't want to, we don't need two of me running around. The, uh, it's like the, the transporter problem in Star Trek. That thing kills you and creates a clone with the exact memories of you.

Good. Your, your consciousness ends every time you use a transporter. That's fun. I mean, that's how it would work in real life. In the, in the universe, it doesn't work that way. All right. So it's 61.56 Sienna. My wife has Duke winning the title.

So for those of you who are confused as to where I am because you can't see me, I'm in my living room as opposed to my dungeon basement where I normally record because I wanted to be sure I got all the streams up. So I'm watching Sienna Duke, the odious and vile dukees, currently the one C, I think that's the number one overall scene in the tournament, lose to the Sienna University Saints, formerly Sienna College. your bracket sucks. Yeah.

People can't see it. If you've created a bracket, I think there's still time to join our group, even by the time this goes out. But you will have had to create a bracket first. Check the Discord. General messages are in there. Which Discord are we talking about? Our Discord, 10,000 losses. Oh, you did that?

Yeah. The password is Tom sucks. Oh, I didn't see that. It's a general. Oh, it is a general. Yeah. That's what is Tom sucks. That's great.

I love it. Oh, we actually is. Fuck you. Really going to do this by a couple days before my birthday. It is a couple. It's good. I got less than a week. What date is your birthday?

It's on Wednesday. Do you forget? Happy early birthday, Tom. It's not like what happened with Matt where. posted something or fuck redact that his wife yeah i'll redact that his wife posted something on instagram i'm off insta i don't use social media except twitter and blue sky anymore and i don't even really use twitter because nazis so i'm just really on blue sky and corin was just like hey like it's matt's birthday like you guys definitely wished him a happy birthday right and i was just like oh fuck

oh god oh god oh god oh god i've got a fuck they did they did the same thing uh with patrick my wife was like hey, you wish Patrick happy birthday. He was posted about it on Instagram. I was like, I'm not one. I check my Instagram once every month. Right. I just, I don't. It's never,

I've never got sucked into Instagram. It never was a big thing for me. I got sucked into it, but I don't, I don't, I don't, it's just a huge time suck for me. I have, okay, so it's, all right,

North Dakota, we got North Dakota State, Michigan State now because I'm going to whip around coverage. Michigan State is what, Michigan State is going to, like, Tom is Owen March is always like, I don't bet against Tom is his own March. Wisconsin lost, your bracket sucks.

My beloved Yukon Huskies play tomorrow, I have a confession to make. Go ahead. I'm very ashamed. So the University of Pennsylvania Yes. Plays my grandfather's alma mater, the University of Illinois,

I think Saturday or tomorrow. It might be tomorrow. Or it might be tonight at like 9.30. I don't know. It is today at 925. Look at that. That's pretty good. And I have Penn upsetting Illinois.

Oh. I don't think it's going to happen. So one of the funny things about my bracket every year is that I watch, I don't watch college basketball religiously, but I watch more regular season college basketball than the average person does. Mm-hmm. Right. But, like, I don't, like, I watch St. Joe's and Temple mostly.

because Temple Sunday is PN2 and St. Joe's is on our local NBC sports affiliate or USA Network because USA carries the A10. Okay. So I normally get all the first round wrong, but then by the time the dust settles, I win because I can pick the final two rounds or three rounds very well because I know what teams know where the bathrooms are. But so my dad's joke, he's like, it's like he always. predicts Yukon's women's team he's like, well, they know

where the bathrooms are. It's just an eloquent way of saying they know what they're doing. Okay, so we got Vandy McNeese State, who I like McNeese State. I fell in love with them a couple years ago

when I was watching what I want to say was the big South tournament. Okay. They're way down there. They're in Louisiana somewhere and they're now currently losing to Vanderbilt,

who I have going pretty far, so I'm, I just need Duke to lose. I need Duke to lose. I need Corinne's bracket to already be busted and her to come downstairs and be like, so what happened to my beloved and vile odious dukees? And then she'll be crushed.

Remember the saying, kids, ABC, anybody but Corrid. And you can't see it, but Liam's actually like the architect in the Matrix. He's got all the screens. He's wearing a very Robert E. Lee style suit for some reason. Well, I do declare. Yeah, I declare. Oh, man. We talked about this.

Do you give a shit about college basketball at all? I am not opposed to it. I just... Like, not your sport. It's not my sport. And I can't... I can't... So, I can't pay attention, like, consistently like that.

Because when I watch a game, I want to watch a whole game. It's like baseball, I can take my eyes off of it. And then I still am aware of what's going on. Because you have to score. runs. Right. So, so. And runs are not like, it's like watching like there are different viewing experiences that I feel like each sport should like, uh, like I was talking to Rin yesterday because we saw this really terrible TNC ad for playoff hockey where it's like everyone's talking about the NHL, which like no one is. We don't acknowledge that the flyers exist. Basically. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, they stink. Who gives a shit? If they make it to the Stanley Cup playoffs, we'll talk about it then. They're not going to. Hey, all the shit. Shut the fuck up. And then we'll believe them. We'll be the only ones who believe in them the entire time. Yeah. Bandwagon. Bandwagon time. I'll buy a flyer jerseys.

I have a flyer jersey. All right. So it's 61, 60. Sienna. I think Duke is probably going to escape with this just because, like, they know where the bathrooms are. But I would not expect them to make it to the second weekend at this rate. They're still behind, right? I have this.

C. Cyan's going to 60. What am I trying to think of? I used to have a Flyers jersey. I'm so behind you. I had a hell of a day. Oh, it's okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello, welcome to another episode of 10,000 losses. The only March Madness podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Paine, my pronouncer, he, him with who's my co-host, yay. Liam, hi. I'm Liam McAnderson, and my pronouns are also he and him. And no guests, fuck you. No announcements.

I just want to say thanks to our friends are batting around for being on last week and then shouting us out on their podcast. Well, that's a shout us out, but they're like, I feel like we've talked about this before. They basically just recapped everything that we talked about the last time.

Although they did not make the, they did not steal my joke about the Gundam turning into a can of the Dutch Gundam turning into a can of shoe pouch. Blackface. Yeah. No announcements.

I know I'm distracted, but I also, I have to watch. What are you doing? Just him yelling. I just imagine his neighbor just hearing him talk to himself and yelling. What are you doing? Yeah, I'm going to get investigated for a one-man domestic call. My voice would be like, why are the cops here? I was being loud about basketball.

You get Philly cops. You be like, hey, yeah, that fucking happens all the time, man. I don't know what the fuck I'll tell you. Voicemail calling 26737-371-7218. Give us your name and pronouns. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. We get access to our Discord and all of our bonus episodes. Oh, by the way, speaking, I have a grudge from last episode where I was doing my fucking Philly

accent. And then you guys were like, it turned to Australian. I re-listen to that. Not at one point do I ever turn to Australia. It does turn Australian. It does. It does. It does that.

It does that. Yeah, not once. It does. It does. I was consistent throughout. You were not. I checked the waveforms. How much cable there is?

Look at that. Just pulling it out of his ass. Dude, it's so far in here. It's like I have a third tonsil. Tape worm. No, I compared the wavelengths of a Philadelphia accent to... Get help, Tom. To an Australian accent.

And, you know, that looks pretty different to me. Get help. Big help. Big pills. Like they give to the tigers at the sale. Yeah. Did they do that? Oh.

Suppositories? I've never, I've never owned Brazil. Oh, I actually ate the suppository. Good news. It's suppository. Yeah. I suppose, how about a suppository and it was about making suppositions? What if it was called Philadelphia?

That was just for the fella. It was just for the fellas. There you go. There's another come town thing you could say. I still. Eat shit, chuds. World Baseball Classic, America lost. Venezuela went one.

The troops deserve this, which is, say, an American loss of the death of empire. Listen, you can trace a line directly from Aaron Judge, never beating the allegations of being a choke artist to the F-35 getting struck by an air, surface-to-air missile earlier today. So, I mean. It's his fault. They didn't back to troops enough. I don't like the F-35, but I regret to it for me that I do like the F-22. I do like the F-22. Me too.

I agree with that. I don't like the F-35 is doing too much. Yeah, 35's like, yeah, we're going to use it for close air support. Why? If we, if military history or Milhist nerd moment, I think it's, I think the guys, I think the guys who were calling like 20, 30 years. I remember reading stuff 20, 30 years ago being like, it's going to be drones. And manned vehicle, like manned aircraft are going to be increasingly.

Functionally extinct. Like they won't be front line. Oh, they'll be like niche. Because like, why do I need a giant AWACs when I can send like an AWACs drone? Right. Like, why do I need a, like, I guess there still will be use cases for them. and you can't like completely automate everything but this is showing like drone warfare is

even for bombardment. It's also so cheap. It's so cheap. And it can defeat so many expensive defensive systems. That was the point of Millennium Challenge, right? It was that basically the, that Red had figured out asymmetrical warfare to a T and used like horse messengers and shit.

Yeah. sneaker net bicycle they had bicycle messengers yep yeah and and the speedboats now you don't even need speed boats you just need speed like boat drones yep like this is this is I think the next parrot that I mean I'm a little late to say it but that's the next paradigm shift yeah it's it's going to be drones drones in all forms it's not going to be bipedal robots either but it's going to be it's going to be like don't talk to tell you on that like an autonomous tank right like or Or someone driving the tank. I don't think you're ever going to get at the point where you really want an AI.

No. Especially not an LLM powered AI fucking doing any of that shit. All right. Good. I have all four games going. There we go. But anyway, that was your military history moment. You could give shout out the war nerd has been covering the war pretty well.

Radio ward nerd. Radio war nerd. Yeah. That's an OG. They've been around forever. So March sadness we have it in there. Fuck you, Duke. That's a thing.

63, 61 Duke right now, 3.41 left. That's going to go down to the wire. It is going to go down to the wire. I think Duke, like I said, probably escapes with it, but it's pretty funny to watch them suffer. Yeah. I love, like, we've talked about the guy. He's got like, all right, I got Yankees or Dodger sticker on my car. I got the Duke sticker.

I got Chiefs or Cowboys. Having never set foot on that campus, right. I got Tampa Bay Lightning, you know. I was like, yeah, you have nothing to do. You have, yeah, zero to do with it. You just like the teams that win. Right. Fuck the Yankees.

Dys, the Yankees lose. But, yeah, we never really finished. I'll talk about the World Baseball Classic, but like, go ahead. Yeah, the American teams of eyes we talked about this last time, so off. They deserve, you need to be a little loose, man. You need to be a little loose to play. You can't just be all fucking stick in your.

ass bullshit and they let Aaron Judge set the tone. They should never let him... Did you ban your ass? Yeah, it's just a big fuck. From the wide end too. Good news. It's a suppository. Yeah. You could probably get a bat pretty far up Aaron Judge's ass too. He's a big guy.

Yeah. How far could you stick a bat up Aaron Judge's ass? Let's go with the comments. It's like a, like a chasing a hot dog down a hallway. Really is the problem. I can't stand there. Judge. I said this before. I don't like him. I don't think I like Brace Harper when he. He's on the Phillies. No, he's a prick.

He's on our two, too. Hang, I got to get a drink. I was going to say, yeah, but go ahead. Or go do your drink. I'll take you with me. I can do that. You're going to a laptop? Yeah.

All right. We're going to go, we're going to Tour of Liam's house. You've been to my house, Tom. I know. But the listeners have it. Oh, you still have the Irish flags up? Yep. There's a bottle of whiskey that you've made me drink out of.

Yeah. And now we're in the kitchen. And right outside the window, you can see, it just gunshot rings out. You can see houses. You can see buildings. The buildings are arranged in building shapes. Very good. Thank you for committing to OPSAC.

Yeah. And now Liam's going downstairs. Oh, no, he's not going downstairs. He just sat down. I sat down. I had to grab another CZ. Just so you know, I got 30 flights of stairs Won't St. Patrick's State Park.

I had 46. Jesus Christ, my fucking calves. You know what? That's actually good for my calf recovery. I'm finally starting to get the definition back in my right calf. Your beloved and odious Dukies are going to win this game, yep. Are they? Yeah, they're winning 60.

They're just grabbing every rebound, chewing clock. But I remember the whole point is ABC, anybody but Corinne. Oh, no. They've killed Carlos Boozer live on stage. Oh, shit. Yeah, we know you met him. Oh, very proud of you.

Nice hat. Is that my hat? No. I imagine Liam's getting flipped off. I'm not getting flipped off. Oh, well, you deserve it. Now she's just flipping me off. Her big assesquilineered hands.

Jesus. Whoa, wow. Not that I'm complaining. Do you need me to edit that, Corinne? You can't hear you. The headphones are on. I know, but still, maybe. It's on my fault.

Oh, oh, that was embarrassing. Oh, and they've stolen it back. Who stole it back? Ciana. Are they winning? No, they are not. What's the score? 65, 61 violent odious dukies with less than two minutes to go.

Hmm. Shit. What was I going to say? You hate Aaron Judge. You kind of don't like Bryce Harper. But Kuna when he's not on the Braves, he's a fun guy to watch. I don't say.

Yeah, we deserve to lose. Apparently Bryce Harper did some thing where he went over to the guys. Kind of confirming that he's not the worst guy on the team on the team. He does love the sport and he's a team guy. Right. from what I read went right up to Venezuela to congratulate them

yeah I think I don't he's not 67 61 violin notice dokees I know he's never struck me as like a bad like she's not a bad teammate I mean and he stands up he's I think I stand up for my guys those are my guys no matter what yeah which like has its downsides as we know but like I also think that like you know

him saying get the fuck out of my clubhouse to Mark Mark DeRosa when he thread them to bury them underneath. God, I hate Rob Manfred so much. I was hearing there was some talk of what, moving the World Baseball Classic next time to the middle of the MLB season. It's like what? Spring training is a perfect time for it because at least you got guys.

It can supplant. Yeah. It could supplant spring training. Right. I actually kind of like the idea of doing it right around major, like, but not as an and or. Like a two-week All-Star break? Yeah, like hockey does for the Olympics. And then a lot of guys are going to be...

Rusty. Rusty. That's true. A two-week break is... You'd have to have them pitching... That's a good point. ...sessions. I don't know.

I don't know. I like it at the beginning of the season. I know teams don't like guys getting hurt. Right. But if a guy was going to pull a hammy, try on the bases with WBC, he might have He was just going to pull a hammer

Yeah, it was ready to go at some point Like I was going to pull my calf Probably at some point No matter what Yeah well you have weak calves Not anymore Now they're ironed Don't don't go after my calves

You know that's my ironcloth They've always been iron They're extra ironclad right now Yeah The thing about my house Is that it's tall Yeah And you have to just keep climbing

Yeah Yeah What's the two With the two You got the gastronymus And what's the other The soleus? You got two

muscles and your calves. I don't know. I'm sorry. I never took anatomy. Yeah. Well, I had to learn what that anatomy was. Do you want to slide? You know what?

I just want to say this. The red, the ginger is ginger of all time is now on the Eagles. Yeah, we got the red, the red rifle. We got Andy Dalton in exchange for a seventh round pick.

And then my wife was Dulu and said, well, this is because Tanner McKee looks so good that they're going to get like a fourth rounder for him. I never said that. No, I said that. I was blaming her.

I wonder how many times you've blamed an insane take on Corinne, but it was actually yours. How many times have I blamed an insane take on you? Probably, I don't listen. She doesn't listen. So, yeah. So, you know, what, Tanner McKee for a third rounder? I'm bumping it up.

And he think that was right was mine. Any thing that was wrong was late. Ask her if she wants me to edit this podcast to make it sound like that he's just wrong and horrible and that she's right. I. I know where you live, Tom. I know where you live. Mutually assured living situations.

I forwarded so bad, dude. Your house is easy to get to, too. Yeah, I know, unfortunately. Especially when you illegally park somewhere. I don't know if you guys could see me, because you can see that from where I was. I'm not going to say what it was. I was hauling ass.

I was running. I was sprinting in my car. Like, shit, do not fucking. do not fucking tow my car. I've never been to it before. Not starting now, God damn it. I was going to, I was like, oh, have I, like, because we would have been like, oh, worst case scenario, I stay at your place.

But all my shit, like, if I needed to stay, it was in the car. I'm going to March Madness tomorrow. I'm very excited by that. Isn't that lovely? Yeah. It was a Valentine's Day present. I'm really excited. I wasn't, it sounded snarky, but I didn't mean that.

It did sound stark. You want to apologize? That's really cool. That's really cool. Well, you're also going to the opening day, too. I am. Meanwhile, I asked my wife, I was like, what if we just drove to Gettysburg on the whim? And she's like, why? Gettysburg is nice.

I heard it. I heard it's a nice time. I've never been. I've never, I still haven't been. All right. Well, I'll tell you what, we could discuss off air, but like me, you, Matt, like. We definitely should. We definitely should.

We'll pick Matt up on the way. Yeah, he's on the way. He's literally on the way. Yeah. He lives in location redacted. We're just going to put Ashtrican farewell on like 10 hour loop Yes

As we go through it I told my wife I was like listen We can go to Gaysburg I'm going to cry at the angle imagining My dad used to have an office in Gettysburg Many years ago 69

65 Duke is going to win this Unfortunately Yeah yeah Corin's happy which is That was a bummer I'm going to I'm going to go to a little round top and be like,

it's like a swinging door. We're going to swing like a door. And your wife is just going to like trot down the hell and abandon you. Oh, like the, my favorite thing about Gettysburg, the movie, is just the overweight reenactors. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, Johnny Reb there. You look like you've been real hungry, haven't you? You've been looking like you marched 300 miles up to Shindon Valley. Uh-huh. My favorite thing of that production is like they just like were grabbing reenactors. actors basically off the street. And like, like when they have the reenactors,

it's like the fight, the acting, it's like, I don't say anything, please. Like, we're just, just,

oh, charging and then like, like, kind of, I mean, it's uphill, but so you're not going to sprint, but yeah,

just a little, leaves a little to be desired. Yeah. And there's not enough head exploding like watermelons at Pickett's charge. Eventually turning this into a Civil War podcast. That's okay. Yeah.

Maybe one day that project will happen. Project redact it. Project redacted. I was thinking about starting to write some of that. But anyway, baseball. That's back to baseball because the rest of this episode is baseball, then listener messages. Opening day is 26 March. Someone's going to that.

Not me. Me. I'm going to opening day. I got to try and see if I go to this. something at. What, Rennie? I said, woo. What were you grabbing out of there? I thought running was starting to hit the bottle and I was like,

it's not even five, is it five yet? It is five. It is five. I got, I got some bruskiskees. Oh, speaking of which, brusky talk. Let's hear it. This is a real, this is a real, this is a real, this is meandering more than normal. So, dude, we got, we are sparse. We, we'll, we'll fill it. We're at the 50 minute. The 50 minute mark is what we shoot for. We got it.

We're going to hit 40. We have, like if we hit 40. We, now we got it. Because we got, we got three, three,

uh, voicemails and two DMs. All right. And I want to talk about the Citizens Bank Park food. But, oh, yeah, you do.

Okay, we'll fill it. Um, so dogfish had at their pilot, the Roboth brewery, had, had this mid-90s red ale, microbrewery red ale.

Really? And it was genuinely, when did they have this? Last summer. but guess what are they releasing it it's in their spring mix pack i have that waiting for me it's in the fridge right now i think rind would really love that she loves a red ale yeah they're underrated i love a good no red ale's a good nice multi-biscuity flit yeah with with good and it's got good hub character i i i was i when i had that and it sucked because i was driving back i was like i want to

have four of these not because i want to get drunk because i love the taste right this is a very very very good beer and the brewer did a very good job on it What's the ABV on it? I think it was like upper five, low six. That's not bad. Microbrewery red ale. Imperial Pilsner. That's just my liquor.

90s style microbrewery red ale or mid-90s in my 21. Yes, I am. Shut the fuck up. 5.3. That's not bad. Is it called mid-90s? Yeah. Thank you.

And it's got like... It literally is called mid-90s. And it's got a... I hope that's not AI or... on the front with that Fox. It is, dude. You idiots. Is it?

Off centered ales for off centered people. Yeah. I still like dogfish. It's a side. They're 60 minutes. It's a standard. And if you've never been to Rojobeith, it's good. They have really good food there.

I like Rojovith. Yeah. Rojoveth, one of the, I mean. I went to Rojubh with a lot of it's good. Oh, they have 30 minute IPA now. Yes, it is very good if you're looking. for an IPA that's I want to try to

check espresso I have that too oh do you you got to let me know how that is yeah it's a spring spring vibes pack or whatever product collection

spring variety pack yeah 60 minute check espresso uh the microbrea ale then a colch but it's spelled with

with three O's with umlouts cool Kuh EW Triple decadence worldwide stout Oh my God Yeah

Who owns them now? Is it Sam Adams? Sam Adams Yeah That's so funny how all the microbreweries got Consolidated About us Who are we?

Who are we? We'd love to tell you I thought it just says fuck you Dickhead Does it? That's real Well what's his day? He got, I mean

What? Sam Caligione is that his name? Yeah. He got he was a, he's a Philly guy. He, uh, he used to brew a home sweet home brew, which I don't know. Yes, he did. And it's gone.

It's gone. There used to be a lot of cats there. Him and, uh, the guy from flying fish. Yeah. Uh, and I know that because Roz used to go to home sweet home brew till. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There used to be a lot of those early 90, like the class 88 they call them or whatever, but like the earlier home brew guys, um,

before you got Duve 1, 7165 credit your bracket's still intact I hope they lose Yes Before people starting Get artsy fartsy with craft beer A lot of those guys are actually pretty decent

Like grounded guys Like the But What was I going to say? Unlike what's his name in Ardmore Total Dickhead Oh, Jean Jean

Gene, he's a fucking shithead. He's a creep. You won't, you won't fight me. I've been in the same room with you like eight times. I've mugged you every time. You were 37 years old. I've mugged them. I mugged them.

Am I right? Yeah, so I don't drink tired hands anymore. My idiot asshole crap beer of choice is, as we know, other half. Yeah. I mean, the beer's fine. It's good. I still remember the time I bought you the other half. It was like some like cherry.

No, it was imprint. It was imprint. Before they fired everybody. Less Matt come after me. And the guy was like, you know this beer's like $30 for a four pack? I was like, I know. I was like, it's not for me.

He's like, oh. Oh, I get it. Well, probably a beer for the lady, right? You know, I was once added in. Yes. I was at the Jonathan Edwards Motel. Oh, is that where you were able to detect the spirits? Was it crossing over with Jonathan Edwards or whatever?

It was, no, Jonathan Edwards, the Puritan. But hang on. Another type of spiritual, sure. I was on vacation with my dad. We were at Cape Cod and we were in Boston. We went to Cape Cod for a couple days during the office. Fine. The hotel room was $28, including tax.

Oh, that a fine hotel, I'm sure. Oh, brother. And the lady, the innkeeper was hammered drunk. The innkeeper was hammered drunk. She had a big fluffy cat about this big, who she called her. It was all right. I remember Mr. Yams. Oh, hell yeah.

He was real big. And then she said, yeah, when you booked online, I thought, well, we don't usually get bookings online. So I thought maybe you were bringing a girl here. And it was just dad. Oh, no. He was like, did you think that I was hiring some sort of sex worker? Because no, that's again, just my dad. So you went to like the Lincoln Inn.

Yeah, what's they tore down? What's they torn up? No. The Lincoln Hotel is still there. No? No. Are you talking to one across the Radisson from the boulevard? Yes.

Sir, that is gone. No, no. No, the one across from the Wawa. On Roosevelt? Yeah, it's gone, dude. I literally passed it. Is the Lincoln Inn gone? They just redid it

They just redid it It's some gentrification box Yeah they redid it and turned it into a gentrification box I'm sick about it I'm sick about the Lincoln back out I literally I literally just passed it I just passed it

I took the boulevard When I was coming down Hang on Because there's no way you can get from 476 to 95 Yeah they just read they just redid it Dude so now it's the Lincoln Hotel Philadelphia

Oh They might have remodeled it. They remodeled it. But dude, they totally redid it. And now it kind of looks almost nice. There's another one next door called the Benjamin Rush Hotel. That's the one where, yeah, the Benjamin Rush Hotel. That's what we're talking about.

Yes. No, they're two. They're two different ones. They're next to each other. Oh, they did redo it. Okay. I told you they redid it. God damn it.

Well, I thought you were saying it was gone. It's not there anymore. Like the build, like I remember. No, no, no, no. I just meant like it's gone in its previous form. Right, right, right. The, well, that whole stretch, that's all fucking hotels. Yeah, because everyone in Corinz's family who's ever been married got, got the reception

was at the Radisson on the boulevard. Gotcha. Across from, it was the end of the dove? That's the other fucking one. End of the dove. Yes, sir. Oh, man. Listeners who are not from the Delaware Valley, there's a lot of you.

For some ways, you're all from Ohio. I don't, yeah. All right. So what you're looking for on the Google Maps or whatever you use, this is the intersection of Route 1 and Route 276. It's literally the north border of Philadelphia across and there is a stretch on the eastern side of Route 1, the Roosevelt Boulevard. And it's all just fucking hotels and like, and then a crab place. Yeah, it's fuck huts. Yeah. There's there's. Look, they have a, they have a spot in. jacuzzi suite. Oh, I love to catch skin diseases. I love to get Mercer from the jacuzzi at the Lincoln Hotel. What's this? You made me a drink. Aw. Yeah. Okay, hang on. Tom, I, I'm going to eat and drink live on air. So you're just going to have to edit my mouth. We don't, we don't. Yeah, we don't care anymore.

I just don't care. Oh, you know what the other one I'm thinking of too? Further down the Roosevelt is the Roosevelt Inn and than the hub motel. The hub motel. Those are the other like, like, oh, abandon the hope, ye who enter here bed, but actually they have even lower ratings on Google than, good God, what, what is this? You know, I'm going to rebuild, someone build Northeast Philly and city skylines and have those. That's what we need, that's what the next Franklin needs to be.

what are these hotels why do they exist sell it let take on so my wife boy I voice my wife is a lovely beautiful lady and while I'm not happy that Duke won

I'm happy that her bracket survives at least into Saturday then at least you can you can kind of shit talk even more like what you know yeah yeah because the mighty the more arrogant they are about violent odies dukees the harder they fall

isn't that right right running She said she loves them. She said she wished she had gone to Duke. Oh. Isn't that what you said? Listen, you'll be the judge. I'll get it. I'll get silence.

So I had a false memory on the boulevard, not involving a fuck hotel, that there was, I sincerely believed, and I kind of still half believe that there was a restaurant called the blue lobster near the red lobster. and I don't know if it was just, you know when the Red Lobster re-did, they're like branding? Hang on. Hang on. Yes. Cri and Pauline, was there ever a lobster restaurant on the boulevard near the red lobster called the Blue Lobster that you can recall?

He can't eat seafood. This is also like a six or seven-year-old me memory. So no. If you listeners out there, did I Mandela affect this as a kid because when Red Lobster did the rebrand and they had like blue paint on the outside? Did I just like do that? Did I also go, hey, there's a Red Lobster and it must be a Blue Lobster in some sort of weird childlike logic? I don't know. I think that's probably what happened.

But that was a thing. Like I would get legitimately upset that we couldn't go to the Blue Lobster anymore. Are you thinking of Bex on the Boulevard at Rising Sun and Roosevelt? That weird place like I hit by a tornado once? Yeah. Were they old, will they have old people dancing? Yeah. No, I've been there a couple times, but no.

Okay. This was down like by where the red lobsters are, yeah. Is the red lobster? No, it's a lot of. Yeah. That's where we would go up when it was fancy. We were trying to be fancy. I have been to a red lobster only once.

Oh, I have, I have so much of my man boobs just made out of red lobster. That, well, that's allergic, so that kind of. Stamber on it. That Beniggins and Bertucci's. Bertucci's, yeah, I love Bertucci's, man. Bertucci's isn't bad. Bertucci's, I loved Bertucci's growing up, man. That shit fucking slapped.

Never Roosevelt always the boulevard. I'm getting staged directions from Borat Voice, my wife. Oh. All right. Speaking of food. They're getting rid of Harry the case. Yeah, for a ghost energy deck. What the fuck, man?

What the fuck? Why can't it be the ghost energy deck at Harry the case? That's a good point. A ghost, a lifestyle brand. I thought it was an energy drink. It was acquired by curing Dr. Pepper. That's a curse. For a billion dollars.

It was founded in Westchester. Yeah. I mean, it's nice that it's local, but that kind of sucks, man. that you're you I guess no one knows a Harry Callis anymore well I do because Corrine kind of looks like him oh that's mean with her with her big black glasses that she wears she looks like Harry Callis I'm looking at a picture of Harry Calice right now oh beat him up

oh Harry Carrey she looks like Harry Carrey turn off aircliffe get your guys that can you hear this there's so much noise on your end I mean it's not like offensive, hopefully it doesn't come across on the radio. Okay, is that better? Actually, it is. A lot better.

I thought it was just cars going by. No. Going by on route redacted. Yeah. So one of my favorite things is if you ever come to a live show and she called you a mean name,

she did. If you ever come to a live show, you'll notice me checking my watch. That's not for time. usually, that's because I'm getting stage directions from my wife. Are you getting the red light like you're doing like your stand-up bit? Five minutes. So there's been a couple other changes.

Oh, sorry, hard. Hold on. Chug, chug, chug, chug. There's only a little bit left. So I want to preserve it for the rest of the pod. Because we're already at 41 minutes by talking about fuck hotels. Yeah. floating a mountain raising a cave man

Fuck hotels That's probably gonna be the episode title Can you call it fuck huts instead Fuck huts? Yeah Fuck huts That is a little more primal sounding Yeah It's also stolen for Lewis Black

Oh is it? Yeah Was he very angry When he said it He was talking about And they're fuck huts And they're Republicans Yeah

My favorite Louis black line Is where he's like It's one of his comedy specials that I bought on a CD when I was like 12 at like Sam Gooding music and you can hear him say like offstage and someone, fuck you. Fuck you and you're Republican bullshit nonsense. Yes. I know what you're talking about. That's one of his like one of his first two albums. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I just remember like him talking about getting high and looking up at the sky and seeing his zipper. And he's like, I was not dry. I did not want to see God's penis that day or something like that. My favorite, too, is he goes, I was doing a show in Parma, Illinois. Like, don't ever go there. Just kill yourself instead. Or Parma, Ohio.

Sorry, Rocheon. And he's talking, and he goes, you know, someone stole my car. And they gave me a Plymouth Horizon. Or I had a Plymouth Horizon. And they were like, what kind of car was it? And they were like, nobody would try to steal a Plymouth Horizon. You can see him shake with anger. Everything through the teeth, yeah.

I might have to go listen to some of his old stuff. Yeah, yeah. RIP, Greg Giroaldo. Yeah, RIP. Burn too bright. Yeah. All right. So some other changes, apparently, the

Shake Shack at Shaghan's Bank. Which no one's upset. For Freddy's Frozen Cousert and Steak Burgers. Yeah, for Freddy's frozen custard and steak burgers, Chris, Chris. Does she know about the Harry D.K.'s going? Yeah, she knows about Harry the K's going. Oh, I.

like the comments. Let's take a look at some of the comments on this on the Inquirer. Oh, I bet they're real dumb. Someday we will see Tom's tacos. Hell yeah. In it. Something to people. What's that?

Harry the Cape Mint? Are they getting rid of the statue? No, they're keeping the statue. Season is too long and their high price players accomplished very little in October. Okay, what does it do with the food? It's not to do with the food, dude. another reason not to go to CVP You wouldn't go anyway

You're afraid of the city You might see a black person relax It might see me I think we're just getting like Kitchen commentary from Corinna This episode She's on the couch The couch commentary, sorry

I heard dishes So I wasn't sure Yeah she brought me a She brought me a snack And then a penicillin Oh nice I'm so ready for beer All right

Where are some other things Oh, Harry the K was ghosted. That was another comment. Bring back draft craft beer. What? That's another one.

Bring back. Oh, here's a, we'll change over after this. I just want to, this is an old guy comment from Madweber 16. As you get older, you realize watching sports

the TV is more enjoyable. You get a bigger seat. Nobody stands up in front of you. The food. is cheaper. If you miss a play, no problem, grab the remote control. I know why I'm doing Mr. Burns. Smithers, every seat is

the best seat of the house. The weather always cooperates. Parking is free. You can talk and everyone can hear you. It's a short walk to the restrooms. There are no nets between you and the action. And most importantly for Philly, no obnoxious fans.

Shut up. Turn in your driver's license. You're too old. Go to bed. Grandpa. Go to bed. It's the blue plate special, the blue light special. I'm sorry.

It's 5 p.m. You might be still able to catch it. Dick, huh. Yeah, any other new food that got La Scala's. Yeah, La Scala's coming. At the insurance club or whatever it's called. The Scala? Yeah, it's coming.

A corona. To the CBP. In the Diamond Club, though. But only for the Diamond Club. Peasant Pula. It is good. It is good. I like what scholars.

Corona Beer Garden. Corona beer garden. Oh, that'll be great for a renting. Yes. Oh, she's very excited about that. The Coca-Cola home plate, grab and go market. Powered by Amazon, just walk out. Let's fucking go, guys.

I'll just walk out. It's a shalong in one hand and a Coca-Cola and the other. Sanchez Sliders. Shorebomb Sunday. the sweeper. The Shorebob Sunday actually looks good. Angling Lager in a powder blue can.

Holy shit. Oh, wow. Let me see the Shorebomb Sunday. Do we have a photo on the Shorebomb Sunday? Yeah, it's in the art Ricotta and vacature board. It's in the third article linked. Okay, thank you.

Hang on one second. What else is now? The 999 challenge. They did that. Last year. That was a scam, right? You said? Oh, red, you could get the beer bats in cocktails now.

Oh, God. A Budweiser limited edition Philly's can. A Wilf's chocolate-colored berries, manco and mango. Oh, good, more mango and mango. The food is bad. The pizza is bad. Bulls barbecue sampler platter. I will say this.

If you're going for economy for food at the ballpark, getting the kibati from Bulls barbecue is actually a very, very good deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not cheap, but you get a big, fucking long cabassi. You get a time-sized cabasi. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they actually use a mold of his penis. It's wild how they do that.

They didn't call him wilt to stilt for, for, they called him wilt to stilt for a reason. Oh, my God. The sweepers looks insane. Yeah. None of this stuff is ever as good as it looks, though. The sweets usually end up being decent, but I love this. the shorebomb Sunday Zach's going to have to get this

A shareable size Sunday Worthy of a Kyle Schwerber moonshot Featuring Saucters topped With a funnel cake fried strawberry and crustable Yes That does kind of sound good I would try that And strawberry sauce and fruity pebbles

And it goes I can't have that because it has peanut butter And it goes Are you a peanut allergy? No I don't have a peanut allergy My my weak My weak-willed wife has one It also goes to first responders.

And look at that fucking, look at that fucking salute right there. That's, that's fucking, you could, you could use it as a level. All right. All right. Let's get the actual listener messages. We got two DMs, uh, catches up a little bit. Yeah, because we went to like an hour and a half last week. Yeah, we got Roshin.

Hey, Tom, Hey, Tom, Liam. Jimmy don't update a Columbus magistrate has issued a preliminary injunction blocking the state using unclaimed funds to pay for it while lawsuit pays out, plays out. However, excavation has already begun on the site with a formal groundbreaking ceremony taking place on April 30th where hopefully I will be able to give an unseen field report. I thought that was going somewhere else. Clause Ortiz trial has been postponed until November 2nd. Whether the guardians are still responsible for their salaries this year remains to be seen as of yet.

Guardians have been doing okay during spring training. Pitching's been bleh, but our offense has been pretty on point, and our top prospects have been looking amazing. A few Guardians players farmhands have been playing in the WBC. Stuart Fairchild and Travis Bazzana have been mashing for Chinese Taipei and Australia, respectively. Logan T. Allen pitching for Panama held a rain delay stare down with the Canada Diamondbacks Logan S. Allen.

And speaking of Team Canada, Taylor brothers have united once more with Josh at first base and boat catching. Maybe next World Baseball Classic. We will see in their younger brother, Miles, currently in the A's farm system, joining them. Also, in the Cleveland system, pitching for Canada is the double aish prospect. Matt the tugboat Wilkinson, who's been lights out and relief for them. Haven't been following the calves as much as they like, but they're still chugging along. Anyway, go guards, go calves, go birds.

Fuck Jimmy has them. Fuck Paul Dolan. Ohio State Delenda Est. Burn the entire institution down and salt the earth on which. it stood. Fuck Penn State and death to America. You're not wrong. Yeah.

Oh, Cade Cunningham, we forgot to mention. Has a collapsed lung. Oh. That's bad. Yeah. There was a friend of the show Violations Gray had that happened to him. Oh, yeah.

He almost died in a huge car accident back in the back of the day. Yeah. Oh, man. And, dude, yeah, they had to fucking inflate his lung. Yeah He said that I don't want to be speaking for him But I remember him saying that hurt worse

Than breaking his neck I bet He was in like an iron Fucking Like the iron lung sort of deal Yeah with that brace thing You can't move your neck Yeah

But he's like Hey he's living in the life You know Good for him Yeah Yeah he's doing Violations Greg Who was on the show

He's like doing fucking A podcast with Is it It's Antegargano I think Wow Wow. Yeah, yeah.

So, yeah, the 10K farm team. Yeah. I forget which one it is. My mom linked me to it because he doesn't, he's a, hey, that guy, Violations, Greg, you know. He's doing a podcast or something with a big guy. I was like, oh, that's nice to know. He didn't tell me.

All right. Do you want to read Wains? You can do the accent? Yeah. Hey, Tom Yee, Liam, Wayne here. He here with a big global update. Celtic had probably one of the brightest spots this season with a last-minute draw against Rangers in the league

and then returning to Ibrox for a Scottish Cup quarter final that went to penalties. Celtic win the batch 4-2 on penalties, sending the largest away allocation for the match nearly a decade into wild celebrations, which will cut short as Rangers supporters attack players and fans and one of the worst riots and rivalry has seen in decades. Remains to be seen what may happen for future matches,

but it seems they may be in away fans. again. As for Bose, they beat Waddafer to remain top of the league. Seems they may be early felt early favors to win the league, which they haven't done since I believe 2009. Liverpool unfortunately had played badly yet again as they lost to Wolverhampton in the league parentheses, then beat them in the FA Cup, close parentheses. They play Gagalasare. Again in the Champions League round is 16. They lost earlier to them in the group stage. They're serious doubt that they can get back to the Champions League next season and rumors are going around.

On slot, maybe replaces manager by Zabia Lanzo. The real bright spot for the Metsis spring has been shut up. Them beating Israel only for the vibes mainly. Team is looking not terrible as we go into what is probably the last season of baseball for a bit. Anyway, I hope you both are doing well. See you. Update Liverpool fucking lost one zero to glass already again. That sucks.

I love how beating Israel is the only bright spot for the That's that really... I don't know why that amuses me so much. They were like the replacement for the Brooklyn Dodges. So, you know, which was, you know, we all know, Sandy Kofax and all that stuff. Don't... Dole trope me. Dual loyalty by its baseball teams.

Sox, Orioles, Phillies, you know how it goes. All right. We got some voicemails. We haven't had a couple... We haven't had voicemails in a minute. So we got two from Woking and we got one from Henry. So let's listen. Or on a field telephone from the Somme.

Hello. I have arena ball team watching the national arena league in a mostly midwestern-based league. For the most part, every team seems to be, have their peas and cues in place. The upstart, play-low punishers and play ball in Colorado. They fucking go. They look to be like this year's expansion darlings there. While last year it was the Beaumont Renegades who ran away with the title beaten the Omaha Hockey twice throughout the year, we've really stuck it off to hang this in the arena football one.

The Brookshires on Arena in Bopje City and then Shreveport. Oh, Shreveport is Louisiana. I was expected to be kind of Midland again there. They didn't really do anything to the roster. Oh, that place is old. Yeah. American arena league against team Mexico

which is like some sort of national maybe from like a hundred one to nothing so I was looking up so I was looking up up the Hirsch Memorial Coliseum and look at this Facebook post I don't know if it'll show up for you but it's this is one of the first things that came up on Google

that's not loading it's okay it's a bunch of fucking chairs in the middle Hey, are you interested in owning a piece of Shreveport history? Your first concert. Graduations, Globetrotters, Miss USA pageants, and much more. Selling seats, great for pools or recrooms, $40 per seat, as is first come first served. $40 for seats, not bad.

Apparently, it's the building where Elvis has left, the building was first uttered. So that's that's... Sure. Great. All right. Thanks, Wookie. Actually, we have another Wookiee. So let's see if he calls him from a more modern device.

We have Crystal Radio this time. The World War II technology. Most men looking once again, just mention up my national arena league talk there because, apparently, I can't keep it within three minutes. No, you can't. No, you can't. We love you, bud, but you can't. After destroying this weird and Mexican team, this week played the established Colorado

starts to go on to employ Paxton Lynch of all people now. What? The fucking Colorado Spartans with Paxton Lynch. Yeah, Paxon Lynch has pro-experience. Yeah, he had a fucking down. Yeah, for like a couple years. 50 people per game, which I don't know how they can fucking make that business work. Jesus.

Fucking clown shoes. Money laundering. That's money laundering. Yeah. That's money laundering. All expected after their previous failures. Players are paid 200 per one. week.

Yes, or 250. They're good. Playbler Punisters, even though they got a really cringe

fucking logo. It's just the Punishers? The Omaha Beaths? The Omaha Beach. Beef. The Omaha beef?

Yes. It's really good offensive-minded coach. He's a former AFO. Look at that AI load. In the arena ball.

They moved to Amarillo this season after a year off. Unfortunately, they lost their, I can't remember.

his name there, but early on facing the... It's okay, bud. Thank you. The Pueblo Punishers, AIS logo, but I'm just looking, their Wikipedia page says Pueblo Punicers.

They fucking, someone fucking wrote a typo. That's funny. It's embarrassing. The Warburts have a good logo. It looks like a Mustang. But good Lord, some of these logos are fucking of the invisible. Spurn's okay.

Dallas Bulls, generic. Pellewal Punishers. The Louisiana Lurguerogaroo are, that is also AI. Yeah. Omaha beef. It's like the Omaha steaks.

Omaha beef. Yeah. I never had Omaha steaks. Are they actually good? I don't know. I feel like that's, there's a lot of like shitty direct marketing stuff that people think is good

just because it's like, oh, I ordered this special. Right, where it's just kind of expensive. Yeah. Yeah. Last one is Henry.

I got to tell you, the New Mexico chupacobas Henry for a minute. Go ahead. The New Mexico Chupacabra is kind of fuck. Let me look at it up. I got you.

Hold up. You can play it. All right. Anything with, yeah, anything with the New Mexico colors and sort of that, the sun cross thing they have going on?

That looks out also looks pretty sick. Yeah, that's pretty good. Good colors, too. All right, yeah, so we got Henry. He's called in. We love Henry. We love Henry. We love you all, though.

Top of the morning to you, Thomas. Henry from Minnesota. Talk of the morning to you. To give a fun update on some Evo stuff. Before I start, I want to state for the record that much of the information that I will be sharing is just regurgitated info and opinions from one of the fighting game community's favorite white boys, a YouTuber named Sayjam, who has a much better video on the subject, but instead you get me, far less famous white boy.

If you don't remember, Evo is one of the biggest annual fighting game tournaments. Normally happens in Las Vegas every year and was recently partially bought out by the Saudis. This partial buyout has evolved to a full buyout, the full ramifications of which we are only learning now. In years past, Evo had expanded to two smaller events in Japan and France at different times in the year, with the Vegas one being the real one with the most money invested. Recently, however, it was announced that Evo was going to be hosting nine total events over the course of the entire year, including new locations like Brazil, Morocco, Mexico, China, Singapore, and you guessed it, the suspiciously vague location of Middle East. Ooh. Now, while the addition of the South American and Chinese events is very good, because those areas haven't traditionally had big tournaments, unlike kind of the North America.

Americas and the Europe's, the fact that there are so many events over the course of the years, as well as Evo specifically saying that they are willing to put Evo money and resources into backing local tournaments for as long as Evo continues to exist. A lot of people are suspecting that the money behind Evo is now trying to essentially muscle out any people on the scene. who are not them. That sucks. There's no way that this massive push for ownership can backfire, as there's no historical precedent for Saudi-backed projects, suddenly having the bottom fallout from under them, when the prices either get, or sorry, when the princes either get bored with their toys or run out of their infinite money glitch, not to mention that there are some events

causing some friction in that region, as I understand. Additionally, there was a large Saudi buyout of stock in. Capcom, the people who do street fighters. Oh, I didn't know that. To the muscle out the competition angle. Anyway, that's all the info I've got for now. So it's time for me to go do my favorite St. Paddy's Day activity and sleep for 24 hours.

Goodbye. Happy St. Patrick's Day, Henry. Yeah, I hope everyone, I hope no one died. I'll say Patrick's Day. That'd be good. Yeah, you did die. I thought like, like, you were going to be like, Oh, no, my party's Saturday.

I know you partied on Tuesday, too, didn't you? It's funny. You came on my radio on my Wednesday run. What's that? Party hard. Never got a party. We're going to party hard. We do what we like and we like what we do.

Yeah. All right. Well, thanks, Henry, for keeping us a praise of all that. Imagine getting killed at a fighting tournament in fucking Dubai. a Shaheed drone comes in. What an embarrassing way to go, man. That's so embarrassing, yeah. All right, let's wrap this up.

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