Ten Thousand Losses - SCOTUS? More Like SCROTUS lol

Episode Date: July 2, 2022

Surfs up, brah! Coming off a California vacation, Tom's vibes are super chill and there's no talk about [redacted] in the wake of the overturning of Roe v. Wade! We talk sports, dip into the mailbag, and get bleeped a radical number of times! Donate to an abortion provider / advocacy group and DM us for the bonus episode of your choosing. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod   Leave us a voicemail: 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses 

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jacked into the penalty box area. Joy just to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge ice balls. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have assassinated John Kennedy. Out in California, we have good vibes and we love to go surfing. And, you know, you disrespecting my accent here, I think is a little bit offensive. I'll put you in a blender.

Well, you're listening to a podcast that's pure California vibes, baby. I guess they talk like that. No, California vibes, brah. I'm going to let you do this one by yourself. I'm going to let you hang yourself here bud oh oh California

we're so much better here out in California the weather's so nice we can have houseless people anywhere and yeah so surf's up dude just try not to hit radical people we're sleeping rough out here in Santa Monica

Jesus man so I'm back I'm jet lagged I slept 15 hours you were a cranky fuss last night. Well, Zencastr crashing every eight minutes. Coincidentally, I cross-checked that. That is

when the crypto prices spiked. So I think that is what you're having. I bet it is. Yeah. So I came back from a week and a half in in cali brah and uh my god man though so it's my first time in la um i i didn't hate it believe it or not um although some parts are

indistinguishable from philadelphia i don't get the whole like west coast the downtown where the real people uh no there was a good food but uh we stayed in santa monica and holy shit man you guys you guys out there like far for me for me to as a philadelphia person to tell you how to run your city but jesus christ man build some shelters or something i don't know something like like it is it was we're walking on the like the I guess promenade whatever they call it um right there on the street uh the ocean avenue and um and the ocean something that's a great talk to you yeah I every time I saw this yeah every time I saw the the street sign that song started playing in my head. But it really, like my wife's like,

it's so pretty here. And I'm like, there is human misery and suffering. Each person here who is sleeping rough is a person whose hopes and dreams have been dashed by the capitalist system and or lack of mental health care. And she's like, oh, well, you're kind of being a downer right now. I was like, can we just get back to the hotel room i am very upset right now yes i am yeah second tom's wife

yeah uh oh man yeah so that shit sucked um and then we went on a food tour uh of downtown it was like it was like the the culinary back back streets or whatever of l.a no it was it was it was good it was it was like like low-key and cool i i had like too many dumplings and tacos and right and the woman so it was just us and another couple it was like one of those really like expensive bougie ass tours and the guy uh who was leading the tour you know said something that then the women next to us were like oh yeah well we were we witnessed a shooting in hollywood last night the one one woman was not from america it was her first time in the United States and her second day in America. She witnesses a shooting.

Someone drive a car into a building. Yeah. What the fuck, man? Dude, that's bad luck. I grew up in Kansas in the first quarter century of my life was in Kensington and I've seen three shootings

so for you to see it happen like your second day in Hollywood too which I know it can be sketchy but not like the main drag during the day so that sucks

are you drinking one of those aha seltzers yeah is it good uh yeah this one is doesn't have caffeine in it unfortunately what's the flavor though uh blueberry pomegranate it's good though yeah I like it the mango

the mango black tea one is fucking amazing oh that sounds dope as fuck oh it's like it's not fake it's like oh I'm drinking the mango right now like it's put my mouth against the juices. All right. Um, so by snooze.com and aha, uh, please reach out. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, where our, our DMS are open. Yeah. Um, I, I will record a video of me, uh, doing snooze, um, once just once though, I don't need to get back to tobacco again um yeah so let's see what else uh san diego is fine uh it's a nice city it's tiny yeah it's cool

cool place uh we went there i took the i took the fucking pacific surf liner down that was nice oh good choice and then although i did almost kill somebody bad choice well yeah he was blocking my wife's path i said hey bud could you move out of the way and he said no oh okay and i said he said i can't move my bag right now i was like well you can lift it up on the chair and let me my wife go by and he said no i said bud you're gonna have to move right now i looked him right in the eyes and he moved ready to kill that was also the day the abortion was banned uh in this country um well federal no no more federal protection for it so i was ready to kill somebody anyway understandable and i guess the last thing uh we'll get into this why this country's

fucked in a second but william uh your van is now an u Uber in San Diego, just so you know yeah with all the cigarette stains yeah, I wouldn't want to have gotten those out, there were some questionable stains when I bought it this van I was surprised it passed the Uber

muster I don't want to shit on a fellow worker because this guy clearly you know did not have money but goddamn dude come on man anything but this i almost uh there's a there's a car auction site i uh i go to sometimes called cars and bids.com it's run by a car youtuber named tug de miro um and they And they had a mint condition conversion van that's up for auction right now. It's got like 43,000 miles.

It's like a 2018 van. It looks magnificent. And I'm just like, oh, I could sell the GTI. I could live like this. Yeah, absolutely. How is this mounting a machine? Can this mount a machine gun on the roof? Do I have to put gracing in? Do you wear the gun port?

I'm going to need a 90-millimeter harpoon gun. Can I mount a weapon that will penetrate the skin of a Dodge 2500? Some sort of a house. Oh. Yeah. Have you heard of the Beast? Yeah. Some sort of a house. Oh, yeah. Have you heard of the beast? Yes. No.

What do you think? The second amendment does not apply to smooth board. They had Lincoln and that Lincoln's cause Lincoln didn't have a car. Clinton's one in the, in a museum and you're not allowed to get too close to it because in case you accidentally learn about the technology that's inside. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's like, cool. I think that's more mystique than legend building or anything.

Speaking of government and shit's fucked, so this is our first episode since Roe v. Wade was overturned by the illegitimate Supreme Court. Who has no business existing. Right. These people have addresses. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, they should be protested, you know, protest them. Yeah. Yeah. I'll leave it there, I guess. Yeah. Roz had to take out about 25 minutes worth of threats. Yeah.

Yeah. Don't forget to donate to your local abortion funds i know i i don't have the notes in front of me uh just because i'm i'm not i'm uh i'm on my surface which is not signed into my gmail but i know vaguely what we're talking about i'll pull up my phone in a second but uh donate to abortion funds we will we can talk about it right now yeah we can talk about it yeah donate to abortion fund send us a DM with and you don't have to like put your address and shit in it just let me know

that you did you sent something and you get a bonus episode personal information definitely that's what people do yeah what was your problem yeah so send it you could send it. DM both. Well, there's your problem, man. 10KL.

We'll both send you an episode. Happily. I've already had a couple people do it. Keep it up. Definitely. Stick up the numbers. I don't know. Did we decide? Were you donating our money?

I've already donated $150 so far of my own money. Okay. I donated to a few abortion funds. I donated to NARAL. I got a pretty... Uh-oh.

Are you still with me? I was going to say the crypto rig is not involved this time no this is my I'm at an undisclosed location somewhere in New Jersey

somewhere down the shore no I no I'm in Belmar dude chilling outside a tiller gym waiting for the chance I'm in Medford New Jersey I would I would alive or dead

but never medford oh jesus christ yeah there's one bar and it's and it's a peckerwood bar of course of course it is yeah yeah yeah you remember you remember uh my older brother you met yeah yeah uh they he was so he was hanging out at a bar in medford and guy comes up to him he's got like 88 tattoos and he starts he just he's like oh you're a marine and he starts like just pretending to be nice and then tries to tries to recruit him he's like nah dude i i gotta not do that shit you know but that even just being recruited is fucking scary enough right absolutely yeah so so back to it back to abortion um so uh yeah dms uh yeah we're i'm dedicating my podcast share to the whatever portion of fun we want to donate to and uh oh excuse me these people yeah i am sorry if you live in a in a country or the state where this shit is going on like

where you had the trigger bans um but you know um there are resources out there or uh you know if you need to induce an abortion yourself that's obviously your body it's your bodily autonomy yep i know we as two cis white men are not the most helpful resource right now, but... Yeah, but we're allies and whatever, like, we need to... You know, we can point you in the right direction, at least, you know? And we also are very angry,

so we have empathy. But yeah, that shit's fucked. Yeah, shit's fucked is a good way of putting it. Obviously, bird in schools is fine now, too, but it won't be coercive, wink-wink, but yeah no that shit's fucked yeah shit's fucked is a good way of putting it obviously uh bird in schools is fine now too because it won't be coercive wink wink nudge nudge no no no so i'm gonna i'm gonna start doing uh the call to prayer um um some laws on chanting the odd hot water be respectful yeah and i'm gonna uh could i have a picture of neil armstrong

up because you know he converted this Islam when he landed on the moon. And that's my favorite. The Egyptian man who lives in my base but still believes that's real. And I just, I'm not going to, no, I wish I lived in that world. Yeah, like why break his heart, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like that would be, that's a really cool story and apparently neil armstrong sent i had the u.s like sent a letter to like the u.s department of state

saying can you please have these people stop inviting me to come to prayer because i don't i don't mean anything any negative like but i did not convert to islam he was like a deist so um that's kind of cool all right uh i guess the last thing um is fuck the athletic they uh started putting yeah they're stick to sports bullshit nonsense the same thing that ruined deadspin yeah yeah so uh i i canceled and uh i let them know why so i'll do that too yeah i subscribed to the iquirer I was like I figure I'll get local local news but yeah I need to join Defector

yeah I would recommend it alright so if you haven't figured it out by what this is like 15 minutes in just ask me if she can tweet should we protestants tweet that I mean on her account she can tweet, should we f*** the Protestants? No. You can't tweet that. I mean, on her account, she can.

Not on our account. It has something to do... That has something to do with abortion. That's just her normal baseline. Yeah, that's normal. Don't worry about that, folks. Yeah. So, hello. Welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses. The only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists.

I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he, him, and with me is my co-host, Ye. Liam. Hi. My name is Liam Anderson. My pronouns are also he and him. And, um, we already talked about the abortion fund. Oh, yes. Um. Chunky. Yeah. Uh, the June bonus is recorded, but it's not edited yet.

So don't get mad at me. We had some problems with it. Eight times the recording stopped and we had to start a new one. So luckily, though, I think, Liam, with your backup, I can use yours as like a sync track for the other ones. Oh, good. Well, I'm happy to help. Yeah, it should work

and he he says i'm happy to help while he's like dancing in the background because he doesn't have to edit it yeah i'm doing some moves you've never seen before hopefully we'll never see you again man uh and then the july bonus um we should be recording that next week. So yeah, July 6th, right? Yeah. And then I already have a August one lined up. So, um, we'll, we'll keep that secret until we, it's confirmed,

but, uh, someone else from the extended universe will be joining us. Maybe, maybe someone with nice cheekbones. Uh, Oh, Oh,

he is so handsome. Um, I haven't seen him, so I guess I'll find out. Alright, yeah. So, calling her a voicemail. We have a shitload of voicemails. I know we'll get to all of them today. Let's package some of them up.

Yeah, I think we'll get to like two. I think what we'll do is we'll do like two. And then if we really need a mailbag episode, we'll just do that. Right. Because we have like six right now. But keep calling in. That's good. That's a good problem to have.

We do appreciate it. We want to make that very clear. Yeah. 267-371-7218. Then patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. And yeah, so let's get into it. Let's do it uh so we'll start by uh let's just get something out of the way real quick my beloved i know it's down here that's fine my beloved boston celtics

lost yeah they did the golden state warriors and six yep okay uh what's important to know after a really good season is that you're a bitch Tom I've been called worse things by better people oh yeah I bet you have I'm down here in the dumps I'm just like he sucks

only my uncle Wiley to tell you you're an asshole yeah sucks I don't even have to tell you you're an asshole yeah that said let's let's talk about the fucking pills let's talk about how we're gonna Blake Snow with a so so we I saw

the Phillies at Petco in San Diego and we go to this bar which I had to I wish this that bar we were talking about yeah which the logo I wasn't sure if it was like crypto Nazi or not because when you have Thunderbolts in the name werewolf

that's sketchy hey if you are a San Diego listener do you tell please tell me if I went to a neo Nazi bar by accident I don't think so because almost everyone there was not white. But, yeah, so we go to the... Yeah, I just want to know, because it's like, I see two thunderbolts in the word werewolf, I think Nazi.

Like, normal. That's normal sketch detection, I think. All right, and so we go to this bar to this bar and it's full padres fans which um yeah they exist apparently and um i go to the bar there's a guy in a philly shirt and he goes ah you guys are phillies like yeah he goes um yeah uh so you know blake smell he broke thumbs uh broke harper's thumb uh i was so mad i yelled yelled Blake Snell you F slur and my wife is like can we switch chairs please

I don't want to sit next to this guy I was like sure and he was quiet the rest of the time but come on dude really and he said it loud enough that the bartenders could hear and shit yeah it's like, oh, really, dude, you're going to fucking do this?

Go back to fucking Bridesburg Tavern and say that shit. Dude, that's fucking embarrassing, dude. Yeah. Great job. I've never had to encounter anything like that. There's no fandoms in any sport

other than Philadelphia Phillies that would say such things. No. We're all shitheads together. Yeah. It's just the East Coast, right? Galley vibes. Galley vibes.

Petco's a nice park, by the way. So I've heard. Same age as Citizens Bank Park park but it looks like it's like 10 years newer that's well it'll get snow so yeah yeah they don't have the humidity that we have i guess uh the food the food was really good there too but um back to the fills uh so yeah i guess i guess the number one thing we should talk about is the Harper's broken thumb. No idea when he'll be back. They expect him back this season.

Six to eight weeks-ish is the usual timeline, and he does have to have surgery. I think he had it the other day. Yeah, that fucking sucks. And that leaves the Phillies in this, like, shit-or-get-off-the-pot situation now. Oh, yeah, for sure. like shit or get off the pot situation now where are you going to get are you going to try and trade for another bad deadline which you probably should get at least a rental at this point I don't know who you trade because all of our

prospects are like in A or high A and it's like those kids are the future of the team so I don't know and we lost last night so kids are the future of the team. So I, I don't know. And,

and we lost last night. So, so we've already lost two to the Braves. So we lost, I guess, I think, I think it's a three game series. If it is,

we really lost a series of the Braves. That sucks. Oh, that was interesting. Cough. Chunky. Yeah. I thought you were screaming for a second for comedic effect and then the cough came out no that wouldn't be funny though so so we we shit the bed in texas against the rangers uh we we we won the series against the padres it would have been a

sweep if noel didn't give a home run to his own little brother. Oh, yep. Yep. And now, fuck. Before we get into the less fun shit, Rob Thompson's a fedora guy, apparently. Yeah, apparently he has a bunch of them, like at least nine, right? Nine. That's too many. Nine fedoras.

And that's why the team took the picture in their suits, rob thompson always wear suits i thought that was sweet yeah that was sweet because it was for his dad dad on the father's day yeah yeah so i thought it was cool but he he's a he's a fedora guy um you know unfortunately seemed to really they do seem to really like him and like having him as the skipper so and that's good yeah so yeah hopefully that that's good and you know the phils had had tied for their best june um of all time so which is kind of sad but yeah we'll see how it goes um the one other thing is a significant apparently significant number of phillies might not be able to in toronto because of vaccinations and it's not one guy um i compiled a list it's like possibly up to like 15 players so jesus fuck yeah and and it harper's doesn't matter at this point

but harper might actually have had it. I'm not sure, but we know that Nola can able and a real muta. Yeah. And real muta don't, don't have it either. So we'll see how that goes. And I just wanted to point it out as a funny thing. So there was,

did you see the big brawl in Anaheim with the Seattle town? Archie Bradley, apparently bell climbing over the bullpen wall, trying to get to the action. And he broke his fucking elbow. I saw that. Oh dude, that sucks.

You're just trying to help your boys. Well, I got it out for 10 weeks. Yeah. That fuck man dude how do you break your elbow man that's tough dude it's tough that yeah you came down on it

perfectly bad but yeah that sucks yeah so baseball I think we kind of hit like this like sore and now we're back down to earth a little bit and we'll see how this goes um it's going to be tough for the for the phils this year and we'll yeah see all-star breaks coming up so we'll see how it goes um what oh football wow we don't have much

no we don't the new e Eagles wordmark did come up. Oh, it sucks, dude. Just bring back the old 70s one that looked like a Hobbit font. Yeah, I liked that. I like the old school logo, man. I got to tell you that. With Kelly Green? Come on.

Yeah. And someone did put the new logo with Kelly Green. And it does kind of work better with kelly green a little bit yeah so but it's very generic like that modern corporate flat art where you can't exactly it's like soulless bullshit i i gotta say though the the the i guess current eagles logo or you know the last one whatever you want to call it, with the arch and the drop shadows is very 90s word art in kind of sense. You're not wrong.

Yeah. You are not wrong. You know what it is? It's like the Eagles jumped on the extreme with an X trend in the 90s. Yeah. And kind of stay with it longer than anybody else.

I like it, though. We don't evolve very fast as a city. No. Would you prefer... Since you're not from birth, I guess, the Kelly Green versus the Midnight Green, because a lot of people were mad when the Kelly Green went went away i actually prefer the midnight greens yeah i like just from a personal aesthetic uh personal aesthetic like point of view but i would much i i want them to like mix

in kelly green like not the i don't think that should be like the exclusive uniform but like for throwbacks yeah fucking wear kelly green dude yeah apparently the only reason they have it is because up until now the nfl this weird rule with like yeah like helmets yes so um yeah so uh it'd be nice if they like you know as far as i know they're bringing them back and and they're and they're changing an eagle they're changing the eagle too but it's not out yet they probably put the word mark out as a floater to see how radical they can get with the change

you're right I don't know like teams used to have contests and shit they should have done that yeah exactly in other football news they are coming back yeah the kelly green uh rocks um but yeah there's not much uh we won't really won't have much i guess we'll do like a season preview once we get closer to um the preseason but uh dan snyder horrible human being uh yeah he should probably be uh yeah I don't think we have the time for this episode but we'll get into why he's a horrible human being um in the future because

now there's sexual abuse allegations against him um and yeah dude I he's a lie if you're the other owners like he's a he's a liability yeah exactly i'm amazed i haven't been like all right like buy the team out from under him like like like i'm surprised well like he's he's like the christopher now in the family like you know tony's gonna come and fucking uh take care of business because he's embarrassment what hope yeah yeah oh so basketball actually we have quite a bit to talk about when it comes to basketball though you know you did preempt i said this with the celtics losing lol we had we had the draft uh uneventful draft in terms of for the Sixers

because we traded the number three 23 pick for Anthony B. Melton. He's okay. He sucks as a ball handler. If you're going to try to use Maxie primarily, he may not be that bad. He can be useful, but that's not the

trade i would have made but i'm not a gm so i guess i guess bench depth is a priority here especially because we lost data greed yeah yeah so and then we um yeah so so uh we as we were talking about, free agency is about to start. 6 p.m. today, Thursday, June 30th. James Harden has declined his player option, is going to seek less money in the hopes of being able to win a ring here in Philly. Russell Westbrook opted in to his $ million dollar player option which means i will get to watch the lakers uh continue to implode it's a great joy as a celtics fan uh tyree irving can fuck right off back to the moon uh yeah i was so hoping he was gonna leave so was i man i just i i wanted that to implode so bad but uh Sixers are going to allegedly

you know don't hold us to this rumors do change but the we're going around right now is three years 30 million for PJ Tucker who is 30 years uh that is basically the best 3 and D guy out there so it's

I don't think he'll have his his three percentage last year was like 417 which I don't think he'll have his his three three percentage last year was like 417 which i don't think you keep that up but um yeah we need we need another we need a three and d guys like a like exact fit what we need right um and uh so hopefully we'll we'll see that happen um probably we'll know by the time that this episode comes out unless I edit it today. Even then, you still might not listen to it. Right. We got another rumor here on the Chris Creamer sports logo talk. You're back with Tom Micinelli and Liam McCown in the morning.

24.1 WTYPFM. 69.9 the throwback jerseys the Iverson jerseys man the black throwbacks I am a sort of

you know they call me trad Tom for a reason I like the collegiate look like i like i like the pre iverson era sixers jerseys a lot like i just like that kind of clean look um and i was not a huge fan of the the 90s era sixers jerseys right but i don't know i i'm fine with it i don't know. I'm fine with it. I don't know. You might like it more. Just not care. But that'd be kind of cool. And it would make sense for them to do that.

Right. Because it's the right age. It's guys my age who will buy it. Right. Exactly. All right. So. Do you want to talk about hockey?

Why did we hire torts uh so i remember i texted you i said is this john tortella guy good and you're like no no so he's apparently like a giant asshole who's like very controlling yes yeah oh great so i'm sure that'll be it'll go over real well yeah

yeah yeah that wasn't the last guy also Oh, great. So I'm sure that'll be... It'll go over real well, yeah. Yeah. Wasn't the last guy also a controlling guy? Mike Joe? Yeah. So great. Awesome. I can have the basement anytime soon. At least the lightning lost. Yeah.

Yeah. So Colorado won the stanley cup which was the there they what were they were they were they quebec yeah they were the nordiques so quebec congratulations uh because because colorado doesn't exist city with history denver doesn't exist um yeah yeah oh fuck yeah so that's that's what we got for hockey news um apparently the union are seven eight and one and yet are still top of the east i mean soccer doesn't make any goddamn sense i i guess it's like a i don't know if they use like

a goal differential or something like that there's a tiebreaker or something i don't know i don't know i don't know how do you fucking draw eight games uh dude i don't know i i could not tell you i don't know uh are you ready are you ready to open the mailbag yeah let's uh let's dive deep into it all right so uh the first one of my mailbag suits yeah i'm gonna do i think i'll do the the first the first two and then we'll we'll see how it goes yeah we're about half an hour in um well the first one i can't play because i didn't download it and i'm not going to subject your ears to it but all you can hear is someone say turn it around it's about 50 seconds long and it's a garbled mess it sounds like you're talking into an underwater telephone. I'm hoping this isn't like Charlie calling in from a car underneath his Google,

trying to let us know that he did make it home okay or something like that. Yeah, yeah. Please call back if you're the person who called in and said, turn it around at some point because I can't hear shit. But, all right, and these are in order received. So we got a voicemail from Evan calling in from a nuclear accident site. So let's hear that. Hey, this is Evan calling from like 50 meters away from a nuclear accident.

And I was just wondering if you had to build a Philly sports team out of nothing but clones of one guy that is on the team, who would you choose and why? uh so and then i just before we before we we answer that question uh evan also dm'd me to clarify he called into the voicemail today i was the one who said i was calling from the slave of nuclear accident um i was visiting this spot in goldsboro north carolina where there is still secondary from a nuclear bomb buried in the ground after the b-52 crash. And he sent a picture. That's awesome. I just saw the picture. Yeah. Cool. Thank you, Evan.

So the question being, if you build a Philly sports team... Now, there was a little bit of wind there. So is it from a guy who's not on the Philly team or from a guy who is on the Philly team? I think on the Philly team is the question. Yeah. Okay.

I think that's a pretty easy one to answer, but I'll let you go first. Five and beads. Easy peasy. Five and beads. 26 Bryce Harper's before his thumb was broken. 26 Harper's.

Oh, God. I don't even know who's on the flyers at the bar. Yeah. Shit. Oh god, I don't even know who's on the Who's on the flyers anymore Uh Yeah I do like the idea of A 52 man Exclusively like Brandon Graham

52 Brandon Graham 52 Jordan Milotis Yeah That would be pretty good. Corrine's answer was either Tyrese Maxey or Fletcher Cox. Maybe Jason Kelsey. He's a little more nimble than Fletch.

Oh, yeah. That's not bad either. Yeah. I still want to see five and beads. Yeah, five and beads would be just an absolute you know like shit show for the other team, but yeah five and beads would be just an absolute you know like shit show for the other team

but just being bullied let's see we got Aaron in Michigan so very very very emphatic this is Aaron in Michigan not from Michigan.

I just want to say I got a response to the advertisements during the games segment on the latest podcast episode. There are some of us that actually work in television, and those ads feed our kids. And we hate the motherfuckers, too. I just wanted to let you know, we share your pain. Fuck Penn State. Fuck Ohio State. Go green. Peace.

All right. Was Green Michigan State? I would assume so, right? Yeah, because Michigan is blue. Yeah. And fuck Michigan. I think Sabian went to Michigan State. Oh. And fuck Michigan. I went to Michigan State. Oh.

Go Spartans, I guess. Eh. Eh. I don't really have a... I don't care. I'm not a... Not with Larry Nassar, man. Yeah, I'm not a big 10,

even though they've got more than 10. Did they change it to Big 12, or is that... No, there's just a conference called the big 12 that's right that's right fucking hate how college sports is organized um me too buddy oh fuck anyway uh so yeah sorry that you have to your kids like that you're you hate them though yeah you hate your kids sorry um no um oh sorry that you have to rely on advertisements to pay for your salaries uh maybe maybe shitty ones maybe if there was some sort of way we could organize society where um you know the own the workers were also the owners

and you've got to get the your own share of your labor and that's how you fed your kids and then you get a vacation on one of the free yachts you appropriated yes let's see you want to do one more voicemail? sure alright

hey guys long time listener, first time caller love you guys, yay Tom yay Liam, first time caller. Love you guys. Yay, Tom. Yay, Liam. First of all, I'm from Texas, so fuck me. The Texas thing, yeah, I was a huge Texans fan. And then I'm sure I'm watching things happen, and I'm like, just, you know, fuck them.

Obviously, they knew about the whole thing. You know, you're paying this guy a lot of money, and he didn't know about it. And he gives them NDAs. But yeah, you know, you're paying this guy a lot of money and he doesn't know about it. And he gives him NDA. But yeah, you know, screw them and the Browns. You know, kind of hope that Miles Garrett will turn him into pasta sauce. But, you know, it is what it is. Hopefully

he gets at least suspended for all eternity. So, love you guys. Really enjoyed the show that you're, you know, leftist sports broadcast. keep on doing it first of all obviously since i live in texas um i wish that redacted would happen to uh greg abbott and our entire government so hey thanks guys uh have a great day oh yeah we do wish that

redacted would have it happen as well yeah we sure do uh to every to every government um all right uh oh and that was lee uh he he messaged us on patreon just to let us know what his name was because he didn't leave a name so thanks lee thanks lee um all right so yeah that's a nice message of support you know what i think i think we can uh we can fit in a do you want to fit in our favorite answer yeah we do all right he He called right before we were recording the other day. So it's been in the queue. Hey, how you

doing? It's John from Pittsburgh. It's been a while. I wanted to give you a quick call. I hope this call is saved on Liam's Ethereum rig so that the podcast live on forever on the blockchain

as I know he's trying to accomplish right now with all the overclocking. It is worth the interruptions two to three times a podcast. Sounding great, fellas. I wanted to bring to your attention, I know we're having some hard times trying

to watch the Philadelphia Union. However, an athletic trainer did try to fight a referee during regulation and got red carded today, which I don't know if there's a history of in soccer. However, I believe there should be a history of this in Philadelphia. Thank you. Hail to Pitt. Fuck Penn State. And have a good

day, folks. So I'm going to have to show you. I'm going to put this up to the camera. So John from Pittsburgh sent me a message with... He wants us to see the pictures of the trainers before he said

apparently they're hiring hardcore lead singers as trainers these days so uh here's the first guy up on the i don't know if that resolved yeah i think i saw them i think i saw them uh at a house show in 2009 yeah and then and then look at this one right here there we go you got the you got the italian hand gesture oh wow yeah yeah so um yeah on and then on this side there's the all right you're gonna die in that pit yeah it looks like that you're gonna die oh yeah yeah when when the breakdown starts you're gonna start breaking limbs all right

um you just hear as soon as this you just you go to the union game you know they have like a drum line there a guy just starts hitting the cymbals that's when all the traitors rush over the field just start clothes lining the fucking other team alright I think I like soccer now

thank you John from, for that message. And I had to remind myself to put the message in there. Oh, yeah, to have those photos. All right. We have a couple of DMs as well, but I'm going to do just, I think, just one today, just in the interest of time and sanity. Yeah. Oh, excuse me. I'm bur in the interest of time and sanity. Yeah. Ooh, excuse me, I'm burping and I didn't even really drink anything good.

And this message I wanted to read from Evelyn, who is responding to the one we talked about, Tampa Bay, and the homophobia in sports, um they left us a really nice message um on uh sort of everything going on and so i wanted i wanted to address this one

and i guess uh liam do you want to start reading this one off because my voice is getting sore yeah why don't you let me do it yeah um i so i everyone i don't know your pronouns uh i'm looking i'm looking them up right now thank you very much um this is late y'all asked for takes on the tampa bay thing and i figured i might as well also sorry for rambling in advance in general is it a super nice sign that queer people are taking comfort in rainbow capitalism probably not still capitalism being angry all the time is fucking exhausting and it's nice to go hey this is at least a nice little change uh for a change my fault james bay's fans couldn't have done that doing this pisses

homophobic baseball fans off, good, and also signals a more welcoming environment to queer potential baseball fans, also good even if it is just window dressing. Now here comes the part where I expand on things rambling starts now. As an aside, when I was on my high school rugby team in closets at the time for LOL

reasons, I had overheard a teammate saying to another teammate, you dress like a CF slur i'm not saying it right or and i don't even remember and just that and just fuck that and fuck him most of the people on that team would chill as far as i could tell but a few shitheads made it really hard to stay committed to that team even though i did really enjoy a lot of my time playing unfortunately homophobia is very alive in all sports. Hopefully that changes. I can confirm that as someone who played football. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. And it was just so fucking normal. I'll echo the person you referenced during that episode. Pretty much, once I realized I felt a lot less safe when I'm a sports fan. As much as I tend to exist in spaces that are very cool to queer people, broader sports fan bases often aren't or aren't openly welcoming enough that i can let my guard down either or a lot

easier to handle it when you're on guard for instead of getting blindsided and that sucks because it makes it harder to engage with a lot of sports fan bases capoeira and the giants are pretty cool about it but baseball fan bases as a whole really aren't and it ends up meaning that i interact with some of the fan base sam goes for a lot of fan bases but a whole really aren't and it ends up meaning that I interact with some of the fan base. Sam goes for a lot of fan bases, but sports are especially bad about this. Yes, they are. I've seen the whole, oh, I'm not homophobic, I just don't support the lifestyle

a hundred times, and it's still just as early in rolling as the first time I heard it. Just say you're homophobic and fuck off, please. Anyway, I think that's all I have to say. Thanks for reading this. Go Giants and fuck the Dodgers. Word to that. Also, I think that's all I have to say. Thanks for reading this. Go Giants and fuck the Dodgers. Word to that. Also, to Tom, I don't remember if y'all have answered

this before, but who's your favorite announcer for a team you're not a fan of if you have one? Let's address the me, and also I want to say Evelyn is they them. That's what I thought they were, but that I think is a really like that, I think, is a really...

It's nice to get a long-form answer, like the meat, the sort of meat of what this issue is. And being both cis-het white men, you know, we don't... I think that we have a responsibility, obviously,

I think, especially as cis-het white men, because I think of the spaces a responsibility, obviously, I think, especially since that white man, because I think of the spaces we sort of exist in where people would feel comfortable saying something to the effect of, I just like, I don't support the lifestyle. Right. And for us, you have to do that. Like goose meme where it's the goose chasing the person saying states rights. Yeah. And it's states rights for what motherfucker?

Yeah. We are the geese in that situation i think like obviously when we see blatant out and out racism homophobia sexism transphobia we call it out but we have to be aware too of like someone like i don't ever want you to feel comfortable speaking that shit in my face right i don't ever want you putting my name thinking i'm gonna co-sign that right i want like i want it to be dangerous for you yeah i don't want it to be uh oh it's just us white guys in the room because that's that's a thing and both of us have experienced that you know where you know they look at us and and and you know or they and and i'm i'm shaved head white guy so i guess i get this a lot um where it's like

oh it's just this white guy i mean i dude i had it with a fucking teacher in the beginning of the year who started talking about about uh uh trying to trying to lead to say shit about uh fucking critical race theory which i i had to put that on the kibosh you know like yeah i've only ever had that in college you know in two classes with the same professor so they're not teaching that it's not our technique but like you know i i i've already decided this is before the abortion thing but like uh i think i said this a couple of us ago i'm done like letting people like say shit like oh i don't support their lifestyle like what do you mean by that what do you mean by their lifestyle you don't know i want to hear i want to hear you say elaborate you say it's my fucking elaborate i want to hear the actual thing you're opposed to because the lifestyle is

a meaningless right you don't support what is it what is a what is a gay life so you tell me is that is what do you think it is because it's just it's just them living that's all it is you just don't you don't people agree with them living and being able to have right you know get married and shit like you just want them to always cloak it and they're like well i wasn't being like openly like vitriolically hateful and it's like yeah but that's not fucking good enough dude right it's like someone's saying oh i'm not racist but you know like like i think racism only means that i think that they that like they think the level of racism is nazi and then like anything below nazi or yeah for sure there isn't racism there like it's like no you're still bigot you just you don't

think they should die you just don't want them to live there you know how to quote you know how to quote the language well enough right yeah and and and some of these people genuinely don't think they're fucking racist which is like all right well you don't know what the for homophobic or whatever you know right and yeah i think i think it's like for for the for the cis het folks listening to this you know to do your job as an ally and not let other people make your community um unwelcoming to to people who who are not you know the norm quote unquote you know they're not cis not het uh not white you know, the norm, quote unquote, you know, they're not cis, not white, you like make them

feel comfortable. Or not men. It's fucking crazy that I had to add all that shit in there. But it's true. Right, right. I mean, even women have a hard time with sports, being into sports. Look at the Twitter comments from when the Giants had

the first uh female first base coach look at those comments and see what to see what the shit they were saying and you know it's like but um yeah i think i think this this statement is like really good and like anyone else has other other comments like akin to this one like wanted to let us know what it's like like please like seriously like call in uh dm us um we want to be able to get you to let you share your experience on being you know not not a you know cishet white guy in in sports or sports fandom because unfortunately that's like the way it seems like the default is and it shouldn't be because sports are for everybody or they should be for everybody um it's it's it it's a game at the end of the day you're just throwing a fucking ball right yeah there should be no fucking barrier

to this shit um i don't know i don't know do you have any other thoughts on that before we answer the question part no i just want to i i want to reinforce that what we said basically like you have to be on the lookout for just the just very like quietly insidious shit that like when a ball player says some shit like you know come on i never said anything like they should all burn yeah yeah like i said that's not fucking good yeah that's not the benchmark of being a good person that's not what we're talking about, motherfuckers. I've said this, I think I've told this story, I might not have, but it has nothing to do with racism or sexism. It was just an observation.

It was an observation of upper-class white people who always think they're so polite. I was out in Bryn Mawr. There's a local out in Bryn Mawr. And I was getting coffee with Corinne. And there's these two middle-aged dads shit-talking their wives and daughters. Like, loudly. For everyone to hear

as they're walking back to their BMW and their Range Rover. And I was talking to Corinne. I was like, I never want to raise a child. And I never want to be a person that ever feels comfortable running my mouth like that. Right. Like,

unless like, I'm like, obviously like if you are sexist or racist or homophobic or transphobic, publicly, yeah. Like I'll, I'll speak to you. Cause like I'm,

I have the ability to, I'm six foot one and I'm two 80 plus. Like I will, like I will make your day very bad. Right. I feel confident. You are a big dude. Like I,

even on top of like being this at white man like for those of us who do love these sports and love these fan bases and like are you know eagles fan like especially i want to say especially as an eagles fan or as a flyers fan like it is your job at to like getting these people's fucking faces it's not good enough to like look at them with the same like you have to walk up to them and be like what did you mean by that yeah say to my fucking say to my fucking face like what did you mean by it like let's let's all have a party right no i don't you know and you have to be ready to get kicked out of the link but uh i already got my fucking money's worth i don't give a fuck yeah i uh favorite sports announcer for a team i i yeah that was all

i had i just like they just want to sit and enjoy the same fucking sports you do let's all just sit down and watch the mets blow it yeah i is yeah i just it's like people getting pissed at nascar for like dipping the toe into pride it's like who doesn't want to watch a car that doesn't have brakes go 200 miles an hour that shit fucking rules why are you so mad about it well i we texas rangers still have yet to hold a pride night so um dude those listen the texas rangers the entire team besides what's his name should be taken out back and uh i fear i thought i was gonna get away without the bleep anything fucking edit that um well george bush owned that team for a little bit so yeah fucking george bush is also a traitor and he should be like we should keep gitmo open but only for george bush um i didn't say an actual threat i said gitmo we

we were joking about about um invading the netherlands over text um invading the hague just to put george bush there just just to throw him into the fucking basement of the Peace Palace, or whatever the fuck it's called. How about your favorite announcer for a team you're not a fan of? Do you have that? Shit.

I'm trying to remember his name and i cannot remember his name but the announcer for the chicago blackhawks is really fucking good i yeah i don't know i don't know that one yeah i was gonna say vin scully is pretty pretty was pretty good yeah vin scully is pretty good i like i feel like that's it that's a good choice. You guys up in the Boston area had a really good crew for a while. And the one announcer, I think he's dead now, but he was part of the famous

Here Comes the Pizza. If you haven't seen, just Google Here Comes the Pizza and watch the whole thing because it's fucking hilarious. He was funny, but I found that his son was like a murderer i don't know that was the best of us and uh like he kind of like pulled his weight like a little like his reputation helped his son get out domestic abuse charges and shit like that like

right that's kind of fucked up but uh jack edwards and andy brickleyley are the announcers for the Bruins and Jack Edwards is the worst homer in professional sports and I'll eat up every word he says I respect homers I'm watching a Boston team on a Boston network like if you're not a homer I don't want

neutral coverage there's a reason to that's why I like the Allah and oh who replaced what is her name that's the Sixers not Allah

she's good Kate Scott Kate Scott is good but I prefer Alla's vicious homerism that borders on cruelty because Kate is a very good announcer, very

even-keeled, but she's funny. Alla is just like, I will personally take the dicks out back and shoot them. Kate, I think, has to play herself down a bit because of unfortunately going back to our last thing being a female announcer in a

sport because if you read the comments about what guys think about her or like Doris Burke like it's absolutely disgusting you know like oh so and so's only she only talks with the players she she thinks are

hot some shit like that like she grew up jewish i will defend kate scott with my life like like stop being assholes guys let like people let people be good at their job and regardless of their identity she's good she's funny yeah no she no she is good it's just that you know you don't go and i just i can't imagine getting my feelings hurt that much because a woman is following my my team's game i'm not fucking out like i don't understand why but they're guys it's like their thing they fucking bothers them and i don't understand it do you ever see the video will we maybe including to it of kate trying to interview uh tyrese after a game with the headset mic

the headset speaker cuts and it's just Tyrese saying into a mic over and over, the skate. For like 20 seconds he's just like, the skate. Oh, that's funny. I will say, there's a really good

video of because you watch enough sportscaster clips on YouTube youtube i forget who it is it's with timothy mozgov when he was on the cat and he answers her question he's clearly like jet lagged and exhausted and he answers her question in russian and then he answers it and then he like stops like after answering and he starts to answer in english and he goes wait what i'm like and she it's so funny because she looks at him like so politely and i could just see the wheels of her brain turning like if i could reach him i'd punch him having a players having their brain reboot like while being recorded is very funny um

oh man all right uh i'm gonna read this uh i'm not going to read all the voicemails so sorry metric mike you'll have to wait till the next uh to hear your you know uh dm because it's a long one but i will uh zach from... Zach from Pittsburgh left us a message saying not much to say but fuck the Supreme Court. It shouldn't exist. Fuck this evil country. People need to support as many abortion clinics as possible. Know you guys will signal boost as many as possible.

Anyway, fuck Penn State and redact Bob Nutting. I think that's a good... I think that's a good place to leave it today. A little note to end on. Remember to donate to abortion clinics, abortion funds.

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So that sounds like it's going to be fun. Yeah, that's the unreleased Rhodesia episode. Are you guys... You guys are all doing your stereotypical African voices, which I thought was risky, but I think is good comedic potential. I improv Bantu, actually. Yeah, it's super, super highbrow. You're doing your... I think is good comedic potential. I improv Bantu, actually.

It's super highbrow. You're doing your actual name of an African language that features consonant clicks that Tom says fairly accurately, but Liam is a coward. Which is the name of a language. I'm not making fun of it. It's the name of the language. Alright, fine. I will.

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