Ten Thousand Losses - Solid State Hard Drive
Episode Date: January 23, 2025Mailbag episode! Liam gets made at Tom for calling an SSD a hard drive while doing a real quick review of sports news and then go right into the backlog of messages. Find out bonus episodes and Disc...ord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain Follow us on Bluesky: Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/liamfromwtyp.bsky.social Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218
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He is actually going to eject a fan.
Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things.
The fan jumped into the penalty box area.
Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball.
We, the Dallas Cowboys, head assessment, John Cooney.
And we're live.
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We're all right.
We're in the lab.
We're cooking up.
Yeah.
We're in the stew.
We get the mix track going.
We got that.
We are.
We are that gif of Ben Simmons every time with her.
Whether he's shooting,
he's shooting threes against high schoolers every fucking
summer.
Our studio
has asbestos padding because the
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That's right, baby.
And also we love inhaling
fibers.
Fibers made out of rock.
Mesothelioma. That's the shit.
Taste?
Yes. Like that picture of those kids playing the group the blue cryolite oh don't do that yeah oh yeah it didn't end well for them
i'll do that yeah yeah yeah australia get your shit straight uh what a fucking useless continent
that i completely i do want to visit i'll show you someday just because I yeah the dream of all
seven continents is within my reach but yeah my wife's uh friend she's she's uh she's older I
think she just retired she's in her 60s yeah uh she uh she has has successfully now done it
she did it last summer she hit Antarctica yeah no right she no, right? She's like, her kids are all
grown up.
Her husband had passed away.
So she's like, fuck it. I'm gonna
just
do whatever.
Yeah. Shouts
out to unnamed woman.
Unnamed woman indeed.
So yeah, this is
a great week. there's nothing bad has
happened no no no no no no not here definitely no inauguration president related shenanigans
creeping into fascism nothing nothing like that no it's fine um no we're all we're we're good here. I pissed some people off on Twitter today. That felt good. I saw.
I am starting to transition to Blue Sky.
I got you.
The Seagulls was the...
I just...
I'm just starting to.
I'm not deleting my account, but...
Yeah, I think I'm going to do that.
Yeah.
It's a bridge too far and shit.
I got to make sure i gotta make sure
i got my mutuals lined up and everything like that but yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna start doing
that and maybe i'll post the pie case shit on there yeah dude but yeah i i can't do it i can't
do it i love the fucking redditors are all protesting it too which is very funny yeah um
none of you are free of sin no yeah reddit is definitely that yeah
i think libertarian american strain of libertarianism was invented on reddit
so i don't think gamergate happens without reddit no uh but yeah no we're we're great you know
there's there's no unconstitutional executive orders that when you have when you have like like Steven Crowder and like the baseball crank and all these like weird right wingers are when you have Steve Bannon.
Yeah, we got to get these racist South Africans out of here.
What the fuck, man?
Dude, what's happening?
We said it's going to be the most insane shit.
It's going to be, yeah.
Every day.
It's going to be fucking stupid.
It's going to be,
as Matt Christmas said,
the stupidest day
in American history,
which will be followed by...
It's going to be
the even more stupid day
in American history.
Even more stupid day, yeah.
So,
we're not,
we're running on
a tight schedule today.
We're not going to depress you
too much with stuff. If we had recorded two days ago... Oh, we're not going to depress you too much with stuff.
If we had recorded two days ago...
Oh, we would have hit you with the full weight of it.
I would have been full on like,
let's form a network.
No.
Some sort of network of mutual self-defense.
But yeah, exactly.
Not that that's not a bad idea.
You know, that is something proactive.
And I posted through to Blue Sky and
reiterate, you know,
don't let the bastards get you down.
A lot of this shit is
meant to make you
upset and feel bad.
That's what they want to do.
Don't let that happen.
Right. You know, and you always reach reach out there's lots of people online um yeah you matter you're a human being and you fucking matter exactly um
and death to nazis yeah all of them every single last fucking one yep so yeah uh welcome welcome to yeah welcome to 10 000 losses yeah the only the
only philadelphia um anti-fascist resistance i mean sports podcast that exists i'm your host
tom pain my pronouns are he him with who's my co-host yay liam hi i'm liam mcanderson my
pronouns are also he him and i do want to give you a peek behind the curtain as to what i'm doing
tom because you may notice that i'm not quite looking at the camera.
That is because my father-in-law has sent me a list
of about 500 movies he wants on the
Plex server.
How about that?
Did I already ask you to put Dragon Ball Z on there?
And did you already tell me no?
I didn't tell you no,
but I did. Hang on.
Do you still use it?
I've never opened it i have an
account though oh my god okay well dragon ball z from 90 from 89 to 95 is 1.4 terabytes oh shit
well i actually i have dragon ball z kai which is like the remake not the remake but like the
edited version with better dubs oh you're not're not getting that. You're getting the... Oh, I'm getting the original.
Yeah.
Where they're standing around.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's going to take me a minute.
The episode where Vegeta learns how to cook.
This is the only anime I like.
Okay, Charlie?
So don't start sending me shit.
It's the only fucking anime I can stand.
I don't blame you.
Yeah, it's only got 12-seaters.
So again, this is going to take me quite a while.
Don't do it if you don't feel like you want to.
No, I need that ratio.
Okay.
I got to ask you about VPNs too later on.
That's another question.
That's fine.
Yeah, text me.
Yeah.
No guests this week.
We're looking to get Roslyn to do a bonus.
I'll DM him today.
How about that?
Thank you.
Yeah.
When did we...
Oh, I guess last week we put fuck you in there.
Yeah.
So fuck you.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
No announcements.
Yeah, we're trying to get a bonus done this week.
Voicemails.
Call in because we're going to need the re-up after today.
Today's a mailbag episode.
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Give us your name and pronouns.
What would you do with Elon Musk's penis?
Feed it into a wood chipper, baby.
Yeah.
I still love Charlie's
Pete Rose one.
Now Pete Rose is dead.
We could say it.
He said he was going to
dip his balls
and dick and balls into
what's it called?
Liquid nitrogen.
And shatter it with a hammer.
Thanks, Charlie.
That's gruesome.
Thank you, Charlie.
Yeah, I love that.
I love that one.
And patreon.com slash 10,000losses where you can get our bonus episode access to our Discord
where we have been...
There's been some posting through it.
There's been some fights on SEPTA updates and people driving like shit in cars.
There's some fun topics in there.
Some of the names that you hear who are
frequent contributors
do hang out in there.
It's a nice little community
forming there.
Anyway, that's on Patreon.
We'll whip through the news real quick.
We got birds. We beat the fucking
Packers. We beat the fucking.
Packers.
We beat the Packers, but we beat the Rams.
We did beat the Rams, too.
And that's so now we're going to face the.
Well, I almost said the bad version.
The command slurs.
And we're going to fight the commanders for the NFC championship, which we're going to win.
Yeah.
You feel you feel confident?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think I think we win that. I think that last game was a was a a fluke um i don't know if i've got her but i think we'll be better prepared this time um at home and oh i have one thing i'm in the discord in general
uh and wayne posted something i have to refute uh-oh wayne that's true although guinness has
made a decent non-alcoholic beer.
No, it isn't. Oh, it isn't controversial because it tastes like old dip.
I think it tastes okay.
Tastes like old dip.
I mean, you would know.
I would know.
I used to dip and now I don't.
That still doesn't reach the BJCP.
If you wrote that on someone's style
sheet, actually tobacco can be
a positive quality in certain beers.
I think I've said this on the podcast
before, but if anyone hasn't listened to it, I once
referred to the smell
of the infected Belgian ale
as smelling like the cappuccino
crypt in Rome.
That's the kind of phenols that were going on.
200-year-old bodies.
Let's see.
All right, so go birds. Sixers
don't exist. Seven losses. Oh, wait,
but wait, I completely forgot.
We have a new...
Every time we talk about the Eagles, we have a new
drop for the Eagles. You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
E-L-G-l-e-s eagles eagles and who's saying that liam cheryl parker man the mayor of fucking philadelphia dude i get her out of here man dude what the fuck get her out of here, man.
What the fuck?
Get her out of here, my guy.
I will give her credit.
She's like, yeah, I fucked it up
the next day.
But goddamn, dude.
Goddamn. That's
disgraceful. The logo
has the name on it. It's spelled.
It is. It is.
It is.
And people were like, oh, yeah, that sometimes I even I get mixed up with that one.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
They used they used to President Steve fucking local radio.
They used to have their like I think it was Guatemala and the guy who because, you know,
morning zoo radio loves engaging a little casual racism.
They do.
They love doing it.
Yeah.
They had their Guatemalan.
I think it was like the custodian for the building, whatever like that.
Jose.
I remember them talking about him.
And he said, EAGLS Eagles.
And they used to drop that one all the time.
I was like, all right, well, that dude has a fucking excuse.
All right.
It's not his first fucking language.
Shrelpaka has no excuse.
Shrelpaka. Yeah. Shrelpaka. No fucking excuse. It's not his first fucking language. Shrelpaka has no excuse. Shrelpaka. Yeah.
Shrelpaka. No fucking
excuse.
Alright. I love
just looking at this Dragon Ball Z
torrent and it's like six days remaining.
1.5 terabytes.
I don't want to know how much memory
you have.
On the server? Yeah.
It's 100 terabytes.
Oh, fuck.
I just remembered. You gave me a hard drive
and I never brought it home.
Yeah, it's still actually with me.
Oh, shit.
Where do these stay?
Sitting right here. I can actually show it to you.
Plug it in through my
webcam.
Right into his mouth.
Oh, I got a a little wet. Hang on.
If you see
this up on
suspiciously cheap, one terabyte hard drive
on eBay. It's an SSD, man.
Be dignified.
So you don't want to be called hard drives
even though they're SSDs?
No, hard drives and SSDs are two separate fucking things,
dude.
Serve the same purpose.
They're not the same thing,
dude.
Because it's not a hard disk.
It's not,
it's not.
It's solid state.
Remember what the fuck are you talking about?
Cause it doesn't spin.
It doesn't spin.
It's all fucking NAND flash!
What are you talking about?
I found the trigger.
Yeah!
B, it's about accuracy
in computer specifications.
It is!
Listen, man,
it took me a painfully long amount of time
to lose my virginity,
and not for nothing you know i'll try not to fall off the bike
oh my god you should see this face
he's right right now i don't think you've ever been mad before
I'm surrounded by morons
alright anyway
um
next on the hard drive
uh is the temple
house got a four star
commit baby we got four star commit yep
we're going places first time in ten years
yeah nine years yeah come back game day we miss you yeah it, baby. We got four-star commit. Yep. We're going places first time in 10 years. Yeah. Nine years. Yeah. Come back,
game day. We miss you. Yeah.
Oh, that would be nice. I will
say one
advantage of
Chad GPT type things is I
can type in generate me
college game day at Temple
and it's ranked now and it
will do it in the voice. Have
Pat McAfee talk about how great the
fucking city of Philadelphia is right
now and he'll do
it because it's my bitch and that's
a burned down part of the rainforest for that
you did yeah
yeah
so things are looking up for Temple Temple basketball is looking good
they're 12 and 7 I think
and hang
on we were fighting Tulane for as well as looking good. They're 12-7, I think. Hang on.
We were fighting Tulane for...
Excuse me.
We were fighting Tulane for
first in the American, but I don't
think we are.
No, we're fourth now because we also lost
to UNT, which is now first.
Okay.
Tulane's 4-2.
We're tied with Tul lane right now we do
we actually beat to lane and now we're down low i mean we lost to east carolina and north texas
but we also beat number 18 memphis at the leo core center we got run out of the gym earlier
this year by villanova of course we did uh did. We got the University of Texas at San Antonio
in two days at 4pm
for some reason. Oh, I guess two days
is Saturday. That makes sense.
It sucks trying to watch these games
that are on ESPN+. Or ESPN2
for some reason. A lot of them are on ESPN2.
Oh, have they been? Yeah, they have been.
I'll have to keep a better lookout for them.
But yeah,
good job, Temple. Keep it up. Let's try and get a better lookout for them. Yeah. But yeah, good job, Temple.
Keep it up.
Let's try and let's get a good seat for the conference championship.
All right.
Yeah.
I mean, we made it to the conference championship last year.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah.
So.
And I need to see something.
Where is the incomplete folder?
It's not been created yet.
Or it is literally too late.
It's okay.
You don't have to. You don't have to you don't
have to have it it's not i'm getting it i actually have the files but it's like i have draggable z
kai i downloaded it that i got yelled at because i didn't use vpn ah timecast gave me a naughty
boy notice yeah i i don't use me uh this is all this is all gonna be i have to rip all of these discs
individually uh and it's four per season times nine seasons except for the so it's gonna be
about 37 discs i have to rip well i i have them all as um wait what file is it uh mkvs yeah um but that's the kai that's like the cut down fluffless version
and i think it's like 150 gigs no you're not getting that you're getting there
yeah 154 gigabytes um all right so we've you this is a mailbag episode
so let's dig into the mailbag are you you ready? Yes. Are you still looking?
I'm ready.
Alright.
Ooh, hold on.
Ooh, juicy.
Alright, you want to take turns
reading? Yeah, you go first.
Alright. So we have
Hi Tom, yay Liam.
This is Mika again. He, him.
Please ignore the voicemail I sent because it turns out my brain's turning to mush when I speak.
Yes, I did not.
I will not play the voicemail, Mika.
It's okay.
It's all right.
You're not live.
No one was listening to it on the other end live.
And trust me, you're not going to judge anybody.
Please don't get turned to mush talking to us.
We're not very impressive.
Yeah, we're just guys.
I was originally going to say, despite being from DC,
I can't really find myself rooting for the commanders,
even with someone like Jaden Daniels performing really well in the field.
Good for him, but unfortunately, I don't care much for the rest of the team.
Sucks to say.
In other news, I heard something about Congress approving RFK Stadium
or whatever some time ago, so they'll be moving out of Northwest Stadium
eventually, which is good, I guess.
That's about it. Go Birds.
Fuck the Cowboys. Have a nice day.
I don't find the Commanders especially likable. Obviously, they're a division rival,
but I don't find them especially likable. I like
Jaden Daniels. Jaden Daniels is fun.
I don't know how
sustainable
he is. He needs to
slide. Right.
He's skinny. Yeah. And he runs runs it's like every time davante smith
gets hit you're like yeah i know that dude must be made out of fucking rubber yeah i don't know
how he hasn't been just destroyed um and there's been some chirping with uh with uh dc saying like
that you know they're gonna you know Hertz hard, at least Hertz slides.
He knows how to get down and avoid big hits.
He's also built.
He's big.
Yes.
He can squat 600, right?
Yes, squat 600.
And I think it's – what is it?
Their defensive end?
Is it something Luvu?
Yeah.
People have been saying he's kind of a headhunter.
He hit – what's his name? Really hard to golf. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lou Vu. People have been saying he's kind of a headhunter.
He hit, what's his name, really hard to Goff.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now Goff was trying to block.
It probably should have been Brayson
a little better.
Got pancaked
nastily.
But, you know,
no one's going to call an unsportsmanlike conduct against the Eagles.
Right.
They're going to be someone who won the Eagles.
All right.
We have – but thanks, Mika, for texting us.
Hand text, the phone number.
We appreciate it.
All right.
And then we have Rasheen.
We have two Rasheens.
Rasheen. Hey, Tom, yay, Liam. That wild card game is a shit show especially on the packers end i have completely lost any confidence i once had in jordan love
after this mediocre season parentheses all caps give me malik willis a qb1
god damn it uh close parentheses that being said i'm
not completely locked in for the birds playoff run let's fucking go new orleans
better hope they've got enough crisco on hand for an eagle super bowl victory
from your from your lips to god's ears not much
to say on the guardians still lackluster offseason they fumbled the bag yet again
fumbled the bag on yet another free agent gleeber torres but avoided arbitration steven kwan and
lane thomas not holding my breath on whatever big move the front office promises is definitely
totally going to happen in the next four weeks for pitchers and catchers report
calves just had a 12 game win streak snap by the pacers today handing them just their fifth loss also yeah they're they're on track for 70 they're
fucking amazing to watch still the best in the nba by far 33 and 5 ohio state is unfortunately
somehow the college football championship game i'm once again rooting for a meteor because there's
no less able to root for it go birds go calves go guards fuck ohio state fuck notre dame fuck
penn state i just had yeah, Notre Dame lost pretty
handily. They showed a little bit of life
in the third quarter, but the
Ohio State defense was fucking suffocating.
I turned the game off when
Trump appeared and started,
I love the football. I don't
give a shit. Stop fucking talking.
Let me watch my game in peace, man.
Yeah. And the ads, there was too many ads.
And people have been talking about that.
Alright, we have another Rasheen
late-breaking Jimmy
Dome update from yesterday. Oh, God.
The city of Cleveland has officially
sued the Haslams under the Modell Law,
a state law that basically says, fuck you.
You're not just up and leaving
a taxpayer-funded stadium, so either sell the team
or sit the fuck down at the negotiating
table and let's hash things out. But before Jimmy leaving a taxpayer-funded stadium. So either sell the team or sit the fuck down at the negotiating table
and let's hash things out.
But before Jimmy and Dee filed a federal lawsuit,
questioned the constitutionality of the Modell Law itself.
From the Cleveland ABC affiliate, Woos.
Woos.
And I got two images there.
Basically, to sum up the images, the text in the images,
if you – the law requires that you play most of your home games in the text in the images. If you, the law requires that
you play most of your home games in the
subsidized facility stadium, you have to
get the city's approval to leave
if you have taxpayer money. And they're
saying it's unconstitutional.
But, of course,
they're going to claim that.
The city is
in the right to say, no, you have obligations.
Yeah, exactly.
Nothing for free, man.
Yeah.
Fuck off.
Also, critical support to comrade
Deshaun Watson's Achilles tendon.
Thank you for re-rupturing
and all but ensuring
he never plays another down football
for Cleveland again.
Sorry you have to be in the body
of a serial rapist,
which they allege there
for legal purposes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him and there for legal purposes. Yeah. Fuck them.
Fuck them in his dead tendons.
Yeah.
Why don't we
take the other tendon out
and use it for...
Let's give Bryce Harper another use.
Yeah.
I love that. I like that idea. So he can swing even harder.
Mirroring. Yeah.
I read one array I like that idea. So you could swing even harder. Mirroring. Yeah. A RAID 1 array for your tendons.
Do you use that
for your hard drives? No.
Can you do RAID with SSDs?
Yes.
I'm not entertaining your lunacy.
Actually, I had
a RAID 0 NVMe
setup for a while
that was two 2TB NVMe SSDs in RAID 0.
That fucking thing flew.
Which one's the one where it's...
All right, you have mirrored hard drives?
That's RAID 1.
Okay.
RAID 0 is striping.
Okay, gotcha.
And then there's RAID 5, RAID 6, RAID 10,
with redundancy and stuff like that.
Gotcha.
I've never had a raid set up.
I, again, there's two things I know.
Perpetual virginity and wings.
Well, it's your turn.
Metric Mike.
Metric Mike, yes.
Metric Mike.
Hey, Tom and Ye, Liam.
Which fictional characters and one real commentary person
would you want us to do the play by play
of an NFL game, NFL Nickelodeon
see this video clip for example of what I'm talking about
also shout out to the Columbus
Blue Jackets fan relationship, quick turnaround
when I wrote an email about listening to the game on radio
I heard back from them in like 8 minutes, sure I was doing
a game but still that's impressive, fuck Ohio
fuck Penn State, fuck Ohio State, go marching bands
go Blue Jackets, and Metric Mike was
having an issue where the games weren't on the actual radio.
Ah.
Yeah.
Which, that kind of sucks.
You think that's like the broadcaster last resort, right?
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So what fictional character and real person would you want to do the play-by-play?
And they have the clip that is linked is SpongeBob Patrick.
And I don't know who the other guy is.
I want Gus Johnson and Roger from American Dad.
Oh, man, dude, this is tough.
Or Gus Johnson and Archer.
So just John Benjamin.
Who would be good?
Dude, this is hard for me.
I have too much shit floating around in my brain.
What's a good commentary?
I'm fumbling this one.
I don't know.
Well done.
I don't know.
Proto? No. I don't know well done I don't know uh Frodo
no
I think he would suck
uh
now who would actually be
I'm trying to think
what's like fun
what's funny
oh do you know what
uh
what's his name
um
from Mitchell Web Look
the the character
in the peep show
uh yes yes yes
uh who are the characters uh mark
david mitchell's character mark corgan would be very funny to see him describe it like
and then you need you need like someone to be more funny uh he's he's a straight man
we need we need to commit uh we need a comedic person um You know what? A real life person that we want to do?
Let's put who hates British people?
Who can't get any British references?
Who would make David Mitchell really mad?
Nick Offerman?
Like Ron Swanson?
So Ron Swanson, the character with real life David Mitchell.
Yeah.
Okay.
We could do that.
I had thought about Ronon swanson i had thought
about ron swanson doing that but i didn't want to go too libertarian all right sorry sorry i can't
come up with a funnier one i'm bad at these kinds of questions okay that's what i'm here for um
all right last last dm here is this was a this is another text oh we do have one, but it's cited to a voicemail. Hey, Tom. Yay, Liam.
Isaac.
They them here to scream.
Detroit basketball.
This time in text form.
Pistons are the 60.
I'm going to run through brick wall.
Hey, there is a chance you could.
All of your electrons could line up perfectly.
Yeah. Fuck. Monty Williams.
Fuck Troy Weaver. Fuck Tom
Gores. Okay.
Alright. Tom
Gores, the guy who owns
the Pistons? That makes sense.
I think, wasn't Isaac having
like a crisis of conscience
last year
being a Pistons fan? I think so.
Yeah. So I'm glad that you're able to enjoy them. conscience last year being a Pistons fan? I think so.
I'm glad that you're able to enjoy them.
Alright, we got a bunch of voicemails.
Let's go through them.
First is Henry.
Yay Liam and huzzah
Tom. Henry from Minnesota
here again. Pronouns he, him.
Cheers for Lucky Jack.
This is a sports update this time because
nothing that has happened that's particularly interesting.
Other than since my last message, my roommate adopted
a cat. But instead, I have
a question. Have either of you
or anyone in your audience heard of
or have any interest in the
tabletop game Blood Bowl?
If you haven't or
an audience hasn't, it is
Warhammer but football.
If you ever wanted to answer the question of what would happen if the Philadelphia Eagles
fielded a giant steamroller in the fourth quarter to secure a win,
or what happened if the Jets began worshipping the dark god Nurgle
and summoned some chaos-y wide receivers?
Now you can.
I was first introduced to the game in college, where we played it for a statistics class,
and I've been fascinated by it for a long time uh and as long as nobody asks any further questions i can now say
that i played some football in college and it won't be a lie anyhow hope you have a good rest
of your day and inspired by the kotor 2 mention in one of the latest episodes remember oh boy
apathy is death and so is penn state State. I create a quote there.
I really like, as I've mentioned this before,
sorry, I'm going through the list of movies.
I'm 15 into at least 200.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
The server is howling.
So Blood Bowl, there was a video game version of it.
What's that?
When I was in college.
You were in college?
Yeah.
Aw, you're so old.
I know.
So, it's an older game.
I remember one of my British friends was a real big Warhammer guy.
Yeah.
And it's Warhammer Fantasy.
Right.
Which is the superior.
This looks like a lot of fun.
It is pretty cool I fuck with Warhammer fantasy 40k is okay
it's too over-the-top I like having unambiguous good guys I'm sorry I just and I can at least
grab there's a few figures in Warhammer fantasy is like Karl Franz is a good dude like
I fuck with like
gunpowder Holy
Roman Empire Germans
fighting off hordes
of like you know
sex fueled
demons so
I don't know how much of a Warhammer guy you are I played
the total war
I basically play Magic the Gathering, and that's kind of it.
Yeah.
I'm one of those nerd games.
I'm like Warhammer.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Sure.
Yeah.
Also, shout out to Bull Thrower.
That's all.
The band that...
Yes.
The Warhammer-th where, who's,
um,
manager beat the shit out of a bunch of Nazis in Medford,
New Jersey,
I think with a baseball bat.
Good for him.
Yeah.
Look up,
look,
look up a bolt thrower,
baseball bat story.
I think I might've mentioned it before,
but yeah,
Henry,
thanks for calling in.
Uh,
you have played,
you have played football in college.
As far as we're concerned on the,
on the tabletop.
All right.
We got a Wayne.
Let's listen to Wayne.
Hey, Tom.
Hey, Liam.
It's Wayne.
Pronouns, he, him.
Calling the Monday night after the Eagles wildcard win over the Green Bay Packers.
Very much a defensive contest.
Both offenses really not playing well.
It's just the Eagles managed to avoid turning over the football,
which Green Bay couldn't last about 10 seconds without doing.
Literally that fumble on the kickoff, that fumble on the kickoff,
I went absolutely out of my freaking mind, and then
went out of my mind in other ways, basically the rest of the game. Really wish there was
better connections between Seth and NJT, by the way, and tonight I went to see Rutgers.
Rutgers did beat UCLA after losing in pretty pathetic fashion to Wisconsin and Purdue in their last two games.
They'll be traveling to Nebraska to play a pretty good Cornhusker team.
And everything is starting to look towards the spring, even with the Eagles making a playoff run,
whoever they host, especially when they are going to be hosting pretty much everything except the NFC Championship game,
of course, pending results.
As always, go Rutgers and fuck Penn State.
Yeah, because the fucking Lions ate shit.
They did.
They fucking sucked, dude.
It looks like
having a steroid head coach does not
guarantee. Apparently not.
Alright.
Thank you, Colin and Wayne. Alright, we have
our favorite male carrier,
Wookie.
Hey, guys.
Coach Van Wookie.
Just now leaving the post office after being here for 13 hours because my wife is a living hell.
A little arena ball update.
We're not seeing him.
There we go.
Thank you.
Basically, AS1, they're back down to 11 teams because the Wichita regulators have now gone into dormancy.
They will take 2025 off and instead build towards 2026.
No one's really surprised.
They're just mad that it took Wichita this far to do this.
They were announced as an expansion team for the now-dead champions indoor football,
which merged with the ASL 2024 Mets there to help add that Mets' roster.
Wichita struggled last year. I don't think they won a single game last year.
At one point the second half of the season,
they didn't even have co-posts or a net system up.
One end zone because Doral Cabrera got damaged by a concert.
It was like some stupid little big town or something like that.
So, yeah, they had to play like two or three home games.
But it's like both teams happened to play,
go towards one end of the field.
It was really stupid.
This team was by far the weakest in AF1,
and that's including three extension teams
and one team from a rival league in Corpus Christi.
Anyways,
no other real news.
The
IFL supposedly is going to
set up their own streaming service,
which is
asking a lot for a niche
sport.
Yeah.
Redacted to Jeff Bezos. asking a lot for a niche sport. And, yeah. I'll watch it.
I'm in Penn State,
redacted to Jeff Bezos,
and Mark Pyro,
Chinese restaurant,
because I got very, very sick
on the side of the road yesterday,
and it looks like the scene from Team America.
Hell yeah.
Have a good one, guys.
Keep up the good work.
So this reminded me. Speaking of restaurants,
fuck you, Winnie's. Pay your workers.
They haven't paid
their employees for two months.
Oh, okay. Cool.
Pay the fuck up or close your business.
Pay up.
But still pay up.
You can't not pay your workers for two months.
That's grossly illegal.
As my friend Josh had a sign when he was on strike with IATSE.
Pay up, motherfuckers.
Yep.
All right.
Thanks again, if I didn't say it already, for the arena football drama update.
All right.
We have someone who hasn't called in in a while, but an old, reliable.
John from Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. Hey, old, reliable. John from Pittsburgh.
Pittsburgh.
How you doing?
John from Pittsburgh.
He, him pronouns.
Been a while.
One of the call-in, I got a couple questions for you.
So, first off, I know that as a Philadelphia area podcast,
we tend to forget that there are Jets fans in the Philadelphia area.
Yes, sir.
And we are depressed because we know that Aaron Rodgers is going to get his
comeuppance in hell.
Whether that is Oakland or another team, it's going to come.
But I got a real question for you.
I know that we have a vendetta against the art or crime,
or however we want to put it, of sports betting.
And now with the impending, or already happened by the time you get this,
ban of TikTok, I would like to propose that we do advertisements of 10KL
and anti-imperialist
and anti-Zionist
messaging on sports
betting apps that they also ban
those. Thank you.
Hail to Penn. Fuck Penn
State. Have a good one, boys.
Oh.
Can you
advertise in betting apps?
I don't know.
We're going to find out.
Yeah.
Sure.
A thousand losses.
I don't know what this is.
If you're betting right now, fuck you.
Call the hotline.
Yeah.
And there was a DM from Patrick who said,
hey, I just overheard John for Pittsburgh leaving a voicemail.
And he forgot that the Raiders aren't in Oakland anymore,
but insist that Aaron Rogers be sent to hell anyway.
I bought that.
Yeah.
Sorry,
jets fans.
And make sure John,
John for Pittsburgh,
make sure you watch.
This is a little inside baseball, but you know, when you sit down on the potty, the potty factory, John, for Pittsburgh, make sure you watch.
This is a little inside baseball.
But, you know, when you sit down on the potty, the potty factory,
just make sure you don't blow anything out again, all right?
Anyway, I'll tell you later.
Or not.
John, I won't tell anybody.
Squats, my man. Squats.
They can do a number to you if you're not properly braced. All right.
Let's listen to Kyle. Kyle from Cleveland.
Hey, Tommy, Liam.
This is Kyle from Cleveland.
I'm going to be him.
First off, I want to congratulate you for
being the Rams, something that my
Vikings couldn't do.
I know, know, know.
Go Bears!
Go Bears!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Honestly, I think the Vikings got fucked, by the way,
by a lot of ready-to-back calls,
which is kind of a tradition I seem to hear from
any time the Vikings play the Rams,
there's always, always like some bullshit calls
but you know what your face right now i don't even care about that those vikings from 14 and 4
they did like the second best in the whole uh nf uh north which you know by the way uh
for you backers guys yeah it still did better than you but also thank you eagles
for kicking their fucking asses as
they deserve it was
beautiful and I hope you guys
uh hope you guys do well
again oh fuck it's the chiefs
nope it's not the chiefs
no no it will be
but not yet I'm sticking room for
I'm sticking room for the eagles because fuck the chiefs
uh but uh I'm so I'm sticking around for the Eagles because fuck the Chiefs.
But I'm so pissed about that.
Sorry.
I love you, Kyle.
I'm going to go off just real quick.
Oh, dang, it's like 1.1.
Okay, I'm so fine.
So at least right now, like, in terms of, like, my personal kind of sports life thing going on is
I at least still have the Cleveland
Cavaliers who are just
marching through the NBA
like they are Sherman going through
Georgia. They are just
talking everybody around.
I love it so much.
The Minnesota Wild, that's
my favorite NHL team. They're
kind of middling because they don't have Kareem Kaprizov around.
He should be around pretty soon. He's basically like their version of like McJesus, so he kind of has had the guy around.
Okay, 2.23, I'm still fine. That's one thing I learned from listening to this It's like, you got about three minutes. So that's kind of it.
Like, hey, I'm glad the Eagles are going up against probably the Chiefs
because fuck Roger Goodell.
That's got to be the Chiefs.
That's got to be the Chiefs.
So I would say fuck Penn State, but.
Sure.
Say that year-round, buddy. Penn State. Penn State, but... Sure. Say that year-round money.
Penn State was nothing.
The laugh!
I'm also pretty drunk. Hold on.
Really?
We love you, Kyle.
All right, Kyle, call back in.
God bless.
Here we go.
Hey, Liam. Hey, Tom.
This is still Kaplan Cleveland.
Still pretty drunk.
As a side note, and this is like a question for both you two
and also for all my fellow hogs.
Six right on the dot. I mean, wait.
Where's the weirdest team that you've liked in terms of affiliation?
Ole Miss.
Here's a good version of that right
so I'm from Northeastern Ohio
so I'm
supposed to love the Browns but
ever since Deshaun Watson got in
I'm like eh
so my favorite
like football team is the Vikings
don't ask how I got into that
whole thing but like my favorite football team is the Vikings. Don't ask how I got into that whole thing, but my favorite football team is the Minnesota
Vikings. Also,
shout out to Sioran.
I know you love the Packers.
The Vikings
are still kind of better. No offense,
sweetheart.
Also,
the Minnesota Wild, that's like my
NHL team.
They're not really that good,
but there's still a whole lot better than going down to Columbus for the blue
jackets,
which I just can't do.
That's like,
uh,
fuck Columbus,
but seriously,
fuck Columbus.
I'd rather go out to Cleveland to watch the Cleveland Monsters, the AHL
team.
They're apparently really fun to watch.
I'm still a diehard Cleveland boy. I love
the Cleveland Guardians. I will not
deadname the Guardians because I'm a
good boy.
And also, the fucking Cleveland Cavaliers
are just... They are
nasty, guys. They are absurd.
I never thought that the Cleveland Cavaliers
would just be this fucking deliciously good.
Delicious?
Yeah, it's so wonderful.
Considering my awful, bad shit, awful choices
for, like, every other sports team,
I'm still so happy I still have the Cavaliers.
Ugh.
That's wonderful.
Also, by the way,
smooth to the Eagles
for being the Rams.
It's not going to be the Battle of
Birds, I guess, but
I'm still hoping you guys
can beat the Chiefs.
It sounds like you said Chiefs,
and I just really love that.
Please, you stupid bastards.
That's what it says in the AI text.
The transcript, yeah.
Yes.
Oh, I got like five seconds left.
Five seconds left.
Yeah, seconds.
To the hogs, goodbye.
Oh, and by the way, new name for Kyle from Cleveland is the transcript
says Captain Cleveland so you're now
Captain Cleveland congratulations Kyle
and I was really expecting Kyle
like I was feeling some Rod Kantorski
like I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse
than a brother from the root for the fucking
Columbus Blue Jackets
if you've never seen that video
I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse
than a brother working for the pennsylvania railroad uh one of the great greatest shit talkers of all time uh all right
thanks kyle um hopefully you're still not hung over this is from monday uh at 2 9 a.m buddy get
some sleep buddy get some sleep take care of yourself, man. You gotta hydrate.
Hydrate or die-drate.
But yeah,
I watched Iowa State
and figured what a bullet was.
And I was like, wow, they have like three tight ends
with the field right now. I like that.
I kind of fuck with that.
Alright, anyway.
Liam's gotta go. I'm hungry.
Shouts out.
North Carolina to your patrons, Patrick, Sean, Mike, Kate, Charlie, Luke, Kyle, Chuck, Bird,
and Kat.
No new 700 little patrons.
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He's at non-Liamish with a zero because he's elite on
Twitter, but what are you on? Blue Sky?
Liam from WTYP or something like that? I think so, yeah.
Yeah, I think you have two accounts.
Sure, I do.
Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. Anyway,
this shit's all in the fucking notes. Discord
is, you can get that on Patreon. We talked about that already.
Other podcasts.
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self-worse do we forget anybody we'll think so no we did not we did not forget anybody I don't
believe all right everybody have a good week take care take care bye bye
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