Ten Thousand Losses - Super Bowl Mouth Sounds

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

EMERGENCY POD! Tom and Liam discuss the Eagles' win in Super Bowl LIX, featuring Liam's apology to Mr. Sirianni as well as way too many burps and mouth sounds. We also listen to your messages, coherent or otherwise. Suck it Mahomes. Find out bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Follow us on Bluesky: Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/liamfromwtyp.bsky.social  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge iceballs. We the Dallas Cowboys head assessment junkie. E-L-G-S-E-S Eagles! Go BIRDS! You have that audio?

You do not have that audio? We have that audio. Play it. Which one? Oh, the Go Birds kid? I don't. I'll just say, GO BIRDS! GO BIRDS!

GO BIRDS! There you go. The people of Minnesota with their... You're betrayed and with respect to Minnesota. Yeah, but you aren't here. So you're not in Minnesota. You're in hell. Welcome to fuck. Yeah. You're in K a lot.

You get yourself tested. Frankly, you have tetanus now. Yeah, like super bad guy. It's actually an STD. Oh, shit, I got shot. My door. Hold up. Oh, yeah. You're going to yell that. Hang on. Ready. I'm shutting STD. Oh shit, I gotta shut my door. Hold up. Oh yeah, you're gonna get yelled at. Hang on, hang on. Brady, I'm shutting the door.

Love you too. They're all hung over. Ooh! See that slide? Yeah, that was like Trey Turner. Yeah, oh, I would like to be paid $180 million a year to not show up in the fucking playoffs, unlike the birds who showed up in the playoffs. Birds show up in the fucking playoffs unlike the birds who showed up

I'm glad I'd show up last because this is the emergency pod We're reporting on a Monday recording on Monday fucking hogs. Yeah, this is this is our is this our first emergency pod Yeah, oh, I got I got we got some we got some some other stuff to get through but we'll talk about that. Yeah Yeah, well well Would you like to start off with something that has been a long time coming? Dear Coach Sirianni, I am not writing to you under duress. I was wrong and you were right. I shouldn't have doubted you. I shouldn't have listened to the haters, Coach Sirianni. You're a brilliant, beautiful, strong-blooded Italian man.

And I am sorry that I doubted you. I am sorry that after last year, I called for your firing and execution by firing squad, and I rescind those comments. Furthermore, you're very handsome. Even if you're a low life degenerate fuck face, I have to give you credit coach Sirianni from the bottom of my heart I only hope that you can accept these apologies which are

sincere love Liam and furthermore and furthermore and furthermore I have an on-air apology to make tooh. Because the Philadelphia Eagles signed Saquon Barkley. I said that it was a mistake. What? I said that we were paying way too much for a running back that I thought was just going to be injured and injured and injured. And then Saquon Barkley turned on the Jets and set the NFL record turned on the jets and set the NFL record for most rushing yards in a season, including the playoffs and to say, Kwan, the 30 or so people still listening to this podcast from the bottom of my heart to my wife. I am sorry. I doubted you, you know, ball, may a culpa bra bravo.

Bravo. It takes it takes a strong man to admit those apologies and to admit fault, to make an apology. And I still had to kind of pull you by your ear last night. Funny. I'm in the same clothes I was in yesterday. Like I literally am. Yeah. I'm the same Reggie White Jersey. The only reason I'm not wearing my dog is jerseys because I spilled wings on them last

night. I, dude, I, I, I, did I, I gotta send you a picture. I already posted it on Twitter, but the nobody cared who I was. So I put on the mask. It's just me in an eagle mask. It's very, very blurry. I think I might've seen that one. It's beautiful. Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask. Take this team down with no survivors. Oh, so yeah.

I mean, we're both tired. You were out shooting, you know, bottle rockets at cops. Yeah. Climbing the poles. I don't know what time I got home. I went to work today. Yeah. It was crazy, like driving into work and there's like no one on the roads.

Everyone's coming in late, everyone's coming in late. We won. Parades on Friday, I don't have to work on Friday. So nice. Yeah. I love living in the city and being tied to the school district rather than a nonsense. See you on Broad Street. Begging redacted school district to give us off. Begging them please. They won't do it. They won't because they're cowards. They're cowards. I can't believe I ever doubted Coach Sirianni, especially when he got into the, my favorite, we're just gonna, we're gonna remember some guys

from yesterday, was AJ Brown losing his shit and then getting fed a touchdown and Sirianni coming over to him. And he has the book. Yeah, and it was just like, yeah, like, are you good? Like, we good? And he has the book. Yeah. And it's just like, yeah, like, are you good? Like, we good? Yeah, I have I have a lot to say about the the Eagles.

I sound dead, not because I'm not excited because I was out drinking last night, as picture and imagine I'm struggling to stay awake. But I can I can see him right now. He looks very, very tired. Yeah. The people I work with are like, are you okay? Like you need to go home. And I was like, the Eagles wasn't a fucking super bowl. That's great. You shot your wild last night, I guess, like, you know,

you got all the energy out. Oh, and the eyebrows up, tongue out. I have very expressive eyebrows. Yeah. Yes. Some, some call you Mr. Browns. You do. Yes. So Jalen can't throw. It doesn't matter.

Jalen can't throw. Devontae Smith don't got. I'm going to do the Kelsey speech, I think. Devontae Smith ain't got it. AJ Brown's a diva. St. Juan Barclay's a one trick pony. The defense can't block. The O-line can't block. They're too old. Camp Juergens is too small. Lane Johnson ain't got it anymore. What did he say? Was it Lane Johnson can't lay off the juice?

Brandon Graham came back one of Super Bowl and then retired. That is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is dog shit. I, and I mean that complimentary, uh, I have, I have a lot of thoughts. Uh, obviously let's hunt, uh, ended up being the best slogan I've ever fucking heard in my life. Uh, the cocky distraught meter just broke. Uh, they went up 34 zero. I was like, all right, we could just go down to Brox. You're right now. Like I know. And there was still part of it was like, it's the, it's the chief zero. I was like, all right, we could just go down to brought you right now Like I know and there was still part of it was like it's It's the chiefs. I know

I know I had the same thought I said the same thought and then I was like, oh, I'm getting mighty cocky and then the fucking bomb to Devante Smith Slim Reaper baby, and I was just like right in their fucking hearts. I mean, 24, nothing up at half. Yeah. I mean, she's to not Chris midfield until about seven minutes left in the third quarter. That is the first time they crossed midfield. They only scored six points until like, what, four minutes garbage time. Right. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, you're not Tom Brady, man. This isn't happening.

It's you're not getting those on sides like our special teams are too good. Yeah. Devanta Smith has to go out there and play hands. Yeah. man, this isn't happening. You're not getting those on sides. Like our special teams are too good. Yeah, Devontae Smith has to go out there and play hands. Yeah. Man, I gotta play hands. I would say objectively, if you were watching this as a neutral fan, it was kind of a boring circle. Horrible game.

Yeah. Horrible game. Unless you're like a defense guy. Which I am. Yeah, just like two blitzes in like the second half. None in the first. Do you know how many times the Eagles sent blitz? How many? Do we really blitz zero times?

We never blitzed. Three or high six sacks for Kermit. Patrick Mahomes has been defeated. Travis Kelsey is dead. Taylor Swift is breaking up with him as we speak. Yeah, I would not have. That would be so fucking funny. Yeah. Date winners. Yeah. Shit. Yeah. The defensive line are monsters.

Howie Howie. Howie can build a team. Yeah. Hey, that man. I don't care what it costs to keep how he Roseman and employed, uh, in employment, but, uh, do it, uh, sign Zach bond to a billion dollar contract right now. What did we rob Jeff Lurie's house to pay for it? What an insane performance. Cooper the jeans first career and reception and he runs it back like 60 yards. Yeah, for, yeah, for pick six in the Super Bowl. Yeah, on his birthday, on his 22nd birthday.

It sounded like a home game. It really did. You know, people talk about like, oh, well, you know, the Eagles have a smaller fan base. It's kind of like Constricted in its area. Oh is it? Yeah, apparently I don't think cheese fans outside of Kansas City are real They're the Cowboys fans that that south that barn south though that a close down because they were too afraid. Yeah Yeah, only select only select only select people. I apparently they treat I was reading on reddit So I don't know how true this is. This is probably slander. You gotta stop going on there.

Where they said that they used to have a bar back or still do with like they get this ability and they would call the bar back like the arse-ler. So if it's a Chiefs bar, probably true. I buy that. Yeah, you have to be that kind of asshole to like the Chiefs. The Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl champions. They're champions. It feels different though. It does feel different. It felt. Here's the thing. When they won in 2018, did you really

expect they would beat the Patriots? No, no, no, not at all. And it was also an amazing game. It was an amazing game. Body blow for body blow. I will tell you, this game felt like a coronation. That was a body blow for body blow. I will tell you, this game felt like a coronation. That's a good way to put it. That we had known, like we got, we were, we had started running our mouths like three weeks ago. The vibes felt right.

And it's hard for us, because we were kind of like underdog by like, I don't know, like by slim margin. Yeah. I think one point. Yeah. And we just, we just, you know, I mean, we smoked them. Yeah. It was not close. I watched the highlights today and it was just like, like in, like in that encapsulation, like could there ever have been doubt? I mean, the Chiefs O-line could not

hold a pocket. No. Every time they started, they kept, and we talked about this last episode. They're going to try and stuff the run, right? They're going to blitz a lot. To try and stuff the run, they're going to try and get Jaylen off his timing. Oh, they couldn't do it. Besides that one interception where he got hit kind of late. Yeah, and there was, and there was the, the, there was a sack in the first quarter, I think, uh, or first half. Yeah. But that came back for the offside because it was all sides. The, the Eagles O line, you know, held up, um, and the pass opened up and Hey, they hit AJ Braille on the slant. Like we said, uh, Devontae Smith through that dagger ball. That is fucking diabolical work by Jalen. And and they kept and they didn't give up the run. They kept them honest. Lots of

play fakes. You know, little little RPOs. There's a couple of read options. There's a couple of QB runs. Yeah. I mean design runs that looks spectacular. Went for 1215. I mean they sold out to stop the run and then we just burnt them alive. Yeah. And yeah. And I, I, I just like Steve's Spagnola Spagnola. I don't know how to say his last name is, is a genius defensive coordinator genuinely. Uh, but our defense was just fucking better. Vic Fangio has his first career Superbowl after 40 years of coaching. Um,

please come back, Vic. Yeah. You can sleep back here. sleep back here. You can back clean up for the fucking fills at this point. Give the man what he wants. Yeah. And then, Kellan Moore, we're going to be losing him. I hate to say. Well, I think a lot of it is like if we hold on, if like Kellan Moore's offense kind of looked like sort of one dimensional at times. You know, I am like, hey, the guy has a super role and I fucking don't. So right. But I do think. Jalen is cerebral enough to be like, OK, I can adapt.

Like, it'll look shaky the first couple of games of next year. Like, I'm like, I'm going to be real honest with you, like way too early prediction. We're not we're not going to win back to back. OK, we're we're to everyone put that in memory. with you like way too early prediction. We're not gonna win back to back Super Bowls. Okay. Everyone put that in memory. If the Eagles win back to back Super Bowls, I will fight a cop. Put money on it, I'll fight a cop.

If we win back to back Super Bowls, I will punch a police horse. I won't do that, that's animal cruelty, but I'll punch a piggy. Yeah, the cops lost control apparently very early. Yeah, they did Yeah, they did. Yeah chopper six was showing fights happen Down I can verify that they lost control pretty fucking early. I Was there man?

Was it pretty chill was a pretty chill overall in terms of fighting? I don't know. I don't know. I didn't see any fights. I saw a guy on a boom lift. That was pretty good. I saw there was people on horseback. Yeah, we saw them when we were walking home. We were like, oh, hey, you guys are here. It felt like a repudiation where it was so like just like, do you remember? Oh, the last Super Bowl, the Patriots one where they beat the Rams like 13 3.

Yeah, it was just like the black belt check was like, we're just going to we're going to just make you play defense the entire fucking game. And everyone's going to be unhappy about it. And it kind of felt like that, where like the score sort of says one thing, but like that game was never like the Rams didn't score that field goal until like very late in the fourth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was just like our defense showed up huge. Our offense showed up really well. Cooper Dejean is not a safety.

Let that white boy run. He is amazing. I'm thrilled for A.J. Brown. I'm thrilled for Devontae Smith. I'm thrilled for Saquon. I'm thrilled for Jalen Hurds. It must suck to be a Giants fan today. Knowing all he needed was no line.

That's all. Blame your fucking, blame the fucking ownership blame the owners Although like again going off that point you and I would be thousand yard rushers if we had the eagle We would have positive yards we would have those boys are stout You see the tallest and heaviest aline to ever play in the Super Bowl? Yes, that's just beautiful. Corn fed. Yeah, corn fed.

Yeah, don't ask what they... Listen, the more racist the O-line is. I don't know, I don't know. I don't get that far. I don't think this team's pretty chill. I think so. I think anyone who was like that would find themselves off the team. I mean, I think anyone who was like that would find themselves off the team

I mean look what did you see real quick? Did you see the Jordan ad they posted for Jalen hurts? I did. Yeah, that felt really good That was is that the one was like no that was different I said not turning back that means that you got it wrong hate that like you're all your armchair quarterbacking Yeah, you still got it wrong hate that he was right hate that he's always quite like it was And it just said like love hurts Yeah, I Was extraordinary I I am I am do bench for fucking to it and how'd that go? Yeah

We shouldn't make fun of to it too much because his brain has switched cheese and that's not his fault, but Jesus Christ. Yeah, and it seems like his dad is like a piece of shit. Yeah, his dad's a real garbage human being. Fucking... Rooms him in a sense. Yeah. More of the classical sense, not the abuse sense. Right.

Oh man. I guess you could say hello, welcome to a special episode of 10,000 Losses. The only one for this podcast that exists. Yeah, it says double Fuck you to rights to Ricky Sanchez. This one's ours. Yeah. My pronouns are him. You didn't say your name, dude. You just said my pronouns are he and I'm your host, Tom pain. My pronouns are he and him. My co-host, yeah, William, my pronouns are also he and him and and and violently hugger I feel great. All the all the seniors I work with were like, hang in there. Are you okay? And I was like, I can smell I could smell that burp over the I I feel fucking good. You're gonna get you're gonna have you're gonnaRythic sleep tonight.

I'm going to bed at like 8. Like, will we hang up this call as well? I'm going to bed. Uh, no guests. Fuck you. Announcements. Uh, I'll talk to you. I saw that DM.

Did you reply to Jordan? No, but I can do that day. You can or cannot? I can. I just wanted to say. Oh, I thought you had changed and now you were like oh I can't oh I can't special special announcement this goes on this goes out tonight or Tuesday your boys gonna be on wh wh why why oh hell yeah do do to oh

nice what about YouTube oh okay you go look for that. Yeah, this is going out tonight. Local celebrity. All right, let me ruin this for you. Oh, Jesus Christ. Kidding. It's only positive vibes today. No, fuck you. I feel, Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl champions

and I actually want to name two special friends. My wife, obviously, who frankly got me into this team. And is the reason I am wearing this red, white jersey that I haven't taken off. I smell pretty bad. And a friend of the show, Matt, Matt, so flicky, so flicky, so flicky. I don't know, man. One of these days, I'll get it right. Who was. hammered last night and

Texted me. I'm drunk and I was like, alright buddy He ran around his backyard just yelling barely dreams and nightmares. I oh he did say that he posted that on the discord Yeah, oh, I got to check the discord. Hold on. There was so much last night He said I told myself this is at 12 25. I am told myself. I would never open this to another Super Bowl victory Yes, and he's a state side vodka. I lived bitch Jordan Jordan from Bring him young money post it cuz he bought an Eagles fit it this year yeah

and that was all him yeah there was there was there was some joy oh man oh wow I'm looking through this this is amazing about to nut in my own eyes to see how far I came oh wow yeah I did post our text where I said, dear Mrs. Seriality, I'm sorry. I called you golden retriever. I censored the phone number so the fans could know. Yeah. That's, that's so fucking funny. A lot of good, good shit. Kenny, Kenny pick it up. Oh man. I'll write the letter. Yeah. Voice mail calling two, six, seven, three, seven, one, seven, two, one, eight. Give us your name and pronouns. Tell us what you do with the Lombardi trophy. The little party show up his penis. Yeah. I'd showed up my own ass.

And then I'd walk around like a goose. Um, hr.com slash 10,000 losses where you're not getting through this today, where you can get in the discord and see all that shit. All right. So how are you feeling? I feel good. I feel, it feels different from the last time. Because it was the last time it was this, first off, like I didn't expect to win. We were the underdogs.

Won with crazy shit with our backup quarterback. And it was like an explosive joy. This time it was like, almost like the meme, nice we won. Like, I'm happy. I really am, I am happy. But it's almost like I'm sort of disappointed in my own reaction. I'm not like jumping from the rooftops.

I don't know why. I don't know why. But I am obviously happy. Yeah, I guess part of me just wish it was a better game. Just a football fan in me. Yeah, no, I didn't give a shit. I'm gonna be real with you. I was just like, yeah, Barry Patrick Mahomes. But yeah, but yeah, so the emotional part of me was like, was like, I wish it was a better game. The the intellectual part of me is like, fuck the chiefs. Like

fucking just every sack I got up and cheered every time they went with Jalen Carter just put both his fucking hands in my home's face. I thought he decapitated them like for a half second. I was like, holy shit. He might've fucking snapped his neck back. Oh my God. He killed him. Yeah. That would not be would not be jail and Curtis first body. Oh Travis Kelsey lost the big game. I. Donald Trump was rooting for the Chiefs and he left at halftime with a bitch. Welcome to fucking Philly. Yeah you might be president but we still didn't vote for you did we dickhead. And they're not even going to get invited. I don't're not even going to get invited.

No, I don't think they're going to get invited. It would be very funny, though, if. He just invited Kenny Pickett, Cooper DeGene. Reed Blykenship. Ah, exciting whites. Yeah. Tanner McKee is there for some reason, just drunk and confused. These guys, they wouldn't let him start. Yeah.

We let Cooper Dishin start, he's CB1. I know, he did. Hey, he doesn't fucking know ball. He doesn't know ball. It's too busy getting mad about pennies and straws. But you know what, when I got focused, I were focused on Joangas, I was gonna say fuck with the Rupert Murdoch.

The commercials sucked. They were awful. I was amused by the seal one because I was just weird but They bizarre Bizarre shit the fucking Kanye swastika one. Yeah, that's terrific Kanye should redacted real quick. I've had enough. Yeah, it's not funny, dude. It genuinely needs to be like 302, where the equivalent is where he lives. Voluntary commitment. Yep.

Uh, it's uh, but yeah, Jalen Hurts got the MVP. I almost feel like Josh Swett could have equally gotten it. Yeah. I will say that just watching that game, it was so funny, because everyone I was texting had the same reaction when they called that bullshit OPI. It's like, oh, this is how it's gonna go, huh? And then immediately just like, oh, this is how it's going to go. And then immediately just like, oh, it's 20.

Oh, buried them. And when they got the unsportsmanlike on the late hit, when it was Gowder was going up for that ball, I was like, oh, they evened it out with a kind of like, eh, call. Maybe they're actually going to try and call a game. And honestly, it was a pretty fairly rough game. They missed that. I think they got the, when J.L. Carter did hit

the homes in the face, that should have been like a legal hit, whatever. But they did get them on the celebration. So I think that kind of was what it was. Where they dunked them, ran them with a strip sack, ran the football and dunked it. They got them for the celebration. Yeah, I don't care.

I'll take 15 yards. Yeah. But yeah, I think this game, I think this game's gonna be like defensively, like study that as a clinic. Yeah. If you, if you rush your front four.

Especially not sending blitz like they're just constantly sending the front four. Yeah. Constantly making Mahomes. Well, I've said this so, one second, I gotta burp. Nice. So thank you. Um, I, I have said this before about Bill Belichick actually. The genius of Belichick is that he makes you make like, he puts choices in front of you and all of

them are bad. Which one is the least bad option? And Belichick from a defensive standpoint consistently was making you make choices you didn't want to make. I think that's what Fangio did. It's like, how about it's like, yeah, you can run a quick route and then get buried. You can scramble and get buried. You can try to toss the deep ball and get picked. You know, you can, you can put a 50 50 ball up and hope Xavier Worthy can catch it, which you did. Xavier Worthy is a terrific receiver. Absolutely. Absolutely. But it's making you make choices you don't want to make.

Yeah. This collapsing that pocket. I'd love to see what the pocket, like the average pocket time was. Because Mahomes just held the ball too long and then was just getting buried. Because he had no time. And Mahomes is known as sort of like this guy who thinks on his feet quick. And he could slang it, you know thinks on his feet quick and he is and he could slang it you know um but he just he was so I mean dude got sacked six fucking times. Which is a career high for him. Yeah it just yeah people you know it's like I tried saying but people will be like yeah he's

seeing ghosts that's when you get hit that many times and get hit hard by by these fucking nasty D linemen yeah it's it's it's it's it's gonna happen I'm just going I'm going to the I'm in the discord and I just I love this I took shout out to Matt again I took six time and left work around noon, told my supervisor that I was leaving and she said she was shocked that I came in at all today. I made it to work, Matt, you bitch. I also walked to my work. I live, oh, don't say that. Oh, you can say that. Oh, I do. Yeah, you do know where my house is. I, uh, dude, I feel it is in my butt. Um, I, I just like absolutely defensive clinic, Jalen hurts design runs. I mean, you sold out to stop the run and then we burned you alive. Yep. And you had predicted that. Yeah.

Yeah. You said cover zero. It was a lot of cover too, too. They had zone A man blitz. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But they just... nothing. Yeah. Just... well deserved game and... Congratulations. Congrats. It's baseball season now officially. It's not. It's basketball season. Did you see our boy Ben Simmons? Uh, go into Clevers. There were some people really trying to say, maybe he'll do better this time on the sixers. I, you know what? It's one of those things where, where I don't think that that reunion would have ever made sense. It would have been like, like interesting from a, like, how is this going to go perspective, but not a like this team. You know, it's, it's fine, man. Like, um. Like,

yeah, I don't give a shit. It's the Sixers are but the Flyers are but pitchers and catchers report what four days. I think on Wednesday, I might. Ready that ghost. Oh, there she is bringing me food. Oh, isn't that sweet? Yo. You're welcome. Hello. All right, go birds. Go birds. To say the least.

The birds went. The birds did go. You want to hop in here for a second? And say what? Just say what? That I was right. Yeah. Every week of this year, and every week for the last two years, I was right the whole time. When you two little shits were saying that Nick Sirianni needed to get fired, I knew you were wrong. And I kept that to myself. When Liam said that Saquon was overpaid, I said, I can't wait for you to be wrong.

I never, I never co-signed that. And I was right. I never co-signed that one. Go birds. Go birds. Man, remember, remember how nice she was when we talked about the Phillies and we were like the only ones that believed in them? Yeah. And then, and now, yeah, that's just a taunting goon. Yeah

As as is her right? One second. I'm gonna mute myself while I take a bite of this. Yeah, go ahead Well, I look up pictures to catch report Phillies See Yep, they they are reporting Wednesday Excellent Yeah Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, the. I do.

It's so funny. I wasn't expecting to get bodied by my wife today, but no, she did. She know that you wrote an apology. I don't think so. She's not going to listen to it anyway. Who gives a shit? You could have told her that. We got orange soda going. Not not soda.

Oh, one of those orange water things. Yeah, delicious. Hey, man, I'm down 75 pounds for my heaviest. So. Hell yeah, dude. Thank you. We're the weight loss boys. I'm 41 pounds down since March.

Well done, well done. Yeah. Yeah, I'm working on my softball swing now. Oh yeah. I smell so fucking bad, dude. Oh, is that gonna interfere with your eating? Oh, dude, we both have sour ass stomachs, don't we? Yep.

I had three beers last night and with the heads on one. I had champagne, dude. and like with my champagne. Oh Yeah, you did say you had I had a bought I had a 1.5 liter bottle of champagne and then a split of champagne and I was No, no the 1.5 liter bottle was me and that of Prosecco because I wasn't allowed to buy the 1.5 liter bottle of moat It is moat. It is not moa. It is Moet. The family is German. Oh, well, it's Shandong, right? Yep. And then I had a 375 of champagne, which I gave to my sister-in-law because she's big. She's she's she's a most seco

kind of lady. Uh, shit. I had wings yesterday. How's that treating your tummy? That made me so, they were so spicy because I have like a good, I have a really good sriracha, honey sriracha. Yeah. That make and, but I was, I didn't put enough, I guess butter in to balance it. And by wing 10 10 I was crying and I missed

the two touchdowns by the Chiefs yeah I was in toilet. I got a funny story about that because this episode doesn't fuck like we this is an emergency pod yeah you come to us for dick jokes and takes that are already out of date by the time we release these. Yeah. I once went to, you know, 96th Street Burger Bar, Downstore Harbor? Uh, jeez, yee. I think, is that the one that's upstairs? 96th Street? No, it's near that, it's near Watering Hole. What's it, what's it called again? Burger Bar? It's just called 96th Street Pub, Stone Harbor Bar and Grill. Hang on. I'm sending you... I might...

Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Hold up, hold up, hold up. So if you go to their menu, you'll see they have a ghost pepper sauce. And once upon a time, it's a ghost scorpion pepper sauce. Once upon a time, I ordered those, if you'll remember by Twitter, and then I laid down on the floor, my stomach hurt so bad. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been here.

Yeah. Oh, oh, that's a, that's a, I, yeah, ghost pepper, it's so delicious though. Ghost pepper is actually legitimately tasty. That's why it's so good, tastes the same coming down as it did going up. Tastes the same coming up as it did going down. When I taught in the AS class, the autistic support class, one of my favorite kids of all time, he would have a bag of Andy Capps hot fries every day at lunch or anything spicy. So it was hot. It was hot Cheetos.

I think. Yeah. Good choice. And he would just like, he would make like a very big production. He'd be like, look at it, go, and then bite it and go, oh, oh my God. And then repeat it the entire bag. It was very amazing. I was like, oh man, you rock dude. But he had this whole little ritual for it. I loved it. They make fire fries now. Ooh. Shouts out that kid. Hopefully you're doing well.

We hope so. Dude. Can we talk about Tom Brady? Awful. What is wrong with his face? Buco fat removal surgery. Okay. I wish we were talking about that, me and the missus.

Uh, William's passing out. Uh, into his food. William's hungry, dipshit. What do you have? Wonton soup. Oh, nice. Sorry for the mouth sounds, but this isn't professionally edited, so. Oh, are you implying that my editing is not professional? Well, there's your problem.

Literally has a professional. Yeah, I don't get paid. I don't get paid to edit. No, you don't. We just, I don't like, because someone has to fucking do it and it's not going to be Liam. Liam's a very busy man. Hey, listen, I figured out, I out a sound gate and I'll let shit so it works It was well, I just smelled myself, dude. It's Fucking gnarly. I can't believe I want to work like this. Oh, oh my god, Liam Your poor co-workers, man Oh boy. No, I actually I'm fucking with you. I smell fine because I I was wearing a sweatshirt under the jersey last night. Oh This is a gross episode. Can we just call this Super Bowl champ? Your Super Bowl champion mouth sounds. Yes, that's the episode name. Thank you. Super Bowl champion male sounds.

Um I what was I gonna say? What were you gonna say? I don't know. Okay. Oh, Tom Brady. Awful. Weird, that weird, his face, that watch, trash watch. Bad watch. He got cooked by the menswear guy. Yeah.

Then talking about Rupert Murdoch, like, filleting him. Like, fuck off. That's another person who should be redacted. Wholeheartedly agree with you. Yeah, I want to keep it positive. I want to be talking about, you know, good stuff. Cause the birds won. I don't want to be talking about the pressing shit today. Um, Oh, Oh, beauty.

I could barely eat my lunch today too. Yeah. I had, I went for a run. Why? Because I needed to purge my body of sins. And I had, so I haven't had anything on Birfin. All I had was some gummy bears and a jerky stick. Well, the gummy bears helped before, like give me some carbs because they're quick digesting. But yeah. Struggling, huh? Yeah, yeah. because they're quick digesting but yeah yeah struggling huh yeah yeah when we're done this we're getting close enough to do the do some messages we're done this

I'm gonna I'm gonna eat I'm eating on air yeah so we got some DMs Isaac texted us and just say go birds thank you Isaac Bobby from Western Maryland texted us as well hey Tom yay Liam congrats guys that was fun to watch I remember watching Thank you, Isaac. Bobby from Western Maryland texted us as well. Hey Tom, yay Liam. Congrats guys, that was fun to watch. I remember watching Jalen Hurts get benched in the NCAA title game against Georgia, the Natty. And I'm just so happy for him to get this win.

Also, I can sleep better this off season knowing the Packers got eliminated by the best team in football, rather than some schmuck frauds like the Lions or Vikings. I hope you had fun climbing the street polls. Fuck Penn State Bobby from Western Maryland. Thanks, Bobby. Thanks, Bobby.

Um, three voicemails. I forgot to upload them. I'm going to go mute again. Yeah. Um, yeah. Can we officially call? I'm gonna go mute again. Yeah. Yeah, can we officially call? I hope this is the end of the Chiefs dynasty. I mean, it's not like they got one last gasp at them. They still got a few years.

Is this but is this going to be an Eagles dynasty? I'm not going to say anything. I want to say it. I think we have the core there for some really good couple years. And I just love Jalen Hurts. It might be time for a Kelly Greenhurst jersey. Although part of me wants to get Jordan Milata. But, uh, Reggie, why don't look up what he said about Gabe?

No, I'm not going to. Yeah, because I usually go for retired. Yeah, yeah, that's I've learned that lesson. I have a Mike Schmidt jersey. I just love jerseys with terrible dudes. Might as well get a fucking Vic jersey. You could do worse than Mike Schmidt. I know he's just a grumpy old man. I ever tell you, I was a, you know, my, my Mike Schmidt jersey, right? The nice one, the green one I have.

I was at a Phil's game with Zach and the usher was like, love the Jersey, hate the guy. And I was like, that's okay. It must have had some interactions with them when he's on Sunday. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So our first voicemail is from Kate.

Let's listen to Kate. Hey guys, this is Kate, pronouns she, her, living in Minnesota and listening to your latest drop on Friday before the Super Bowl. I'm wearing my Eagles gear into work. I work at a school district of primarily Viking Sounds, although we got some Packers, so they think that's a lot of drama, it's very cute.

Anyway, I cannot tell you what a service you do in my life to help me explain Delco culture and silly fandom. As you were talking about the Super Bowl and getting cocky about it, but then being underdogs making you feel better, that is something that I have kind of tried to explain and been told that it's just a me thing. So being able to share that with my friends and husband, you know, it helps them understand the psyche going in, how we can be so very excited. And also like, so mad at NFP East because like they had such a bad year, like the Giants and the Cowboys, that really like Saquon should have had more rushing yards or more running yards. But yeah, it's, yeah.

Anyway, you guys are great. Hope that Sunday turns out the way that we want it to and fuck Penn State, fuck fascism. Jesus Christ, fuck this fucking country. My apologies. We're all just doing what we can do. Keep hanging in there and you know we gotta take care of the kids and take care of everybody that we can. So love your

podcast. Appreciate you guys. Hope you're doing well. Bye. Thanks Kate. Thanks Kate. I would say Philly culture not Delco culture but I do want that, that like, I think we lean into the like affectionate scumbag thing. Yeah. Um, I like this fucking city, man. I, so I have, I have a, I have a tail. Okay. So I'm going to tell of a tale of two cities, but they're both Philly. I have a tail. I have a story from last night. All right. I'm walking home. It is, I don't know what time it is. Stop at a bar. So my wife and her friend can use the bathroom and they're like, Oh, we should get beers like for the walk. So in my infinite wisdom and feeling pressed, I got three cans of Yeti Imperial Stout. Jesus Christ, Liam.

All right. Well, hang on, man. I come out. I stole them from them. Like I paid for them, but I like walked out with them. You know what? I don't know. Like, there's no rules. We want the fucking Super Bowl. Yeah.

And my wife's like, you can't drink. This is nine five. Like, you can't drink this. Like, come on, be responsible. Like, all right, good point. I panicked, like my fault. But she's like, I'll go, like I'll go get reasonable beers because I like it's fine.

But I see a passage by who's clearly like, like he's not like drunk, but he's clearly having a good time. And I just like hand him two cans of Yeti Imperial Stout. And he's like, chug one with me. I'm like, I can't do that, but I'll take a huge sip with you. He's like, all right, man, cheers. And we like knock it back, go birds, eagle's fight song.

And then I'm walking and there's another guy and I'm like, hey, there's a can unopened of Yeti Imperial Stout on those steps, like 20 feet on front of you to your left. He's like, really? Thanks, man. I needed a drink. And I'm just like, disease sitting. It's brotherly love. Brotherly love.

It is brotherly love. Hopefully there wasn't too much. Hopefully like no one died. Well, we wouldn't have heard about it by now because the city would get real mad at us. No, there was a plane crash, but that's Doylestown. Imagine the plane crashers because of the Eagles. No, man. That's that's that's awesome, dude. Like when you those moments though, they're the best. Yeah, it was pretty terrific. It's yeah, it makes me miss living in the city. See you on Broad Street. Yeah.

Alright. The helicopter's coming. Oh shit. For me? Not the bad helicopter, the good helicopter. But it's 30,000 moving parts looking for a place to crash so. And 110 holding the whole thing together. They called the Jesus not on purpose.

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I mean, there are everywhere. I think we're particularly for a fan base, we're particularly not racist. I would say that. Yeah. It's, you see people of all races at the fucking, um, at the fucking tailgates. It's pretty, uh, yeah. I mean, flyers fans probably be the worst, yeah. First offenders, but Eagles and like Phillies fans, sixers fans. There'd be a couple of Eagles fans over the years, but that they usually,

I mean they get punched by a fucking, uh, what was his name? Um, Oh yeah. Uh, Mike, I know know you're talking some generic ass last name that powerful when he was powerful yeah not Mike hunt I'd say that no that's what was coming to my brain all right Last voicemail is from Wayne. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. Wayne. Mike Scott. From anti-m. Mike Scott. Calling about 8.30 in the morning local time in London after, and I have yet to attempt

to try to climb a light post in London because the Philadelphia Eagles have just won the Super Bowl in full out fashion over the Kansas City Chiefs. Every other touchdown they scored was just garbage at that point. A complete demolition. I'm gonna eat every single word I've ever said about Nick Sarriani for probably the rest of my life and honestly I was following it like on the plane couldn't even watch a minute of the game I was just following it like old school style of the ESPN app and fuck me we won the Super Bowl again and we tied the Dallas Cowboys with five NFL championships. Fucking incredible. It didn't go.

The only problem is that I wish it didn't plan a trip to the UK around the same time there's going to be a fucking parade in Philadelphia. Yeah. Anyway, have some drinks for me at the parade. Go birds. Best fucking NFL team. No doubt. Super Bowl champs. Best fucking NFL team. No doubt Super Bowl champs. Fuck the Chiefs. Oh, geez. Go birds. Oh, man. Well, thanks, Wayne. And yeah,

unfortunate timing. I I'm sort of like, thinking about how I'm sort of like thinking about how I'm worried that I have a trip for Ireland this summer scheduled for when my softball team is going to be in the playoffs. Because I'm assuming that we're going to be in the playoffs and they're going to need me because I'll be the cleanup hitter. Of course. So I totally get what I'm saying, wait is I totally get they could they could we could have used you at the parade. All right. Let's give our shout shouts out. Shout outs. Shout outs. North Catholic Patriots Patrick Sean Mike Kate Charlie Luke Kyle Chucklebird and

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Fly, eagles fly. It's no, it's fight the second time. All right. Fight, eagles fight, score a touchdown. One, two, one, two, three. Hit them low, hit them high. And watch our our Eagles fly. Fly, Eagles, fly on the road to victory.

E-L-G-S-E-S, Eagles! All right, have a good night, everybody. All right, good night. Go, Birds! Go, Birds! Alright, have a good night everybody. Alright, good night. Go birds! Go birds! We're from Philly, fucking Philly, no one likes us, we don't care. No one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we don't care. We're from Philly, fucking Philly, no one likes us, we don't care.