Ten Thousand Losses - The Roasting Hour

Episode Date: September 11, 2025

Tom & Liam talk about [name redacted], the Eagles win over the Cowboys, Tom's ass muscles, Schwarber's 50th home run, and listen to a shit load of listener messages. Featuring YOUR bad sandwich ideas!  Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Bowl. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head of assessment, John Cooney. And we're live. No, no. Start and then after about 15 seconds, it should click over there.

Now I see your way for him. All right. Now we're actually live. I'm leaving that in. Oh, I have a favor to ask you at some point. I'm going to make you guest on a podcast, and we're going to do the Tom Payne Linguistics Out. Is that what I saw the, the, when I locked in the Zencaster, I said something pilot.

Yeah. Unnamed. I won't name it, but talk to shit. You can, you can name it. I guess we're doing the world premiere here. Yeah, there's going to be a podcast. Yeah, me and Jay are doing an interview show. Oh, man.

You really want to have me on to talk about linguistics. Yes, I really do. I've seen your face. I've seen your face when I talk about it. I really do. Oh, man. All right. Can you play that unrelated drop we were talking about?

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's just an unrelated drop. Unrelated drop. Unrelated drop. Yeah, unrelated drop. Yeah, I've been watching. You know, I've been doing like my Star Trek for watch. Dude, I know.

You just, you got to do it. You got to do it. I love Bones, McCoy. He's a good doctor. I mean, he punches pregnant women, but, you know, he's kind of racist. We get focused. Unnamed guy got got today, and we are not sad about it. I'm having a drink.

I don't endorse inventorism. I don't endorse it, right? You're not going to cause the, the, the, the propaganda of the deed is not a right. I know, listen, as this guy who has read his shit fair share of Italian anarchists. Yeah, as a, as a, as a, as a, you know, genuinely as a principled Marxist, as I said on. My coworker just texted me, he dead. Yeah, he's dead. He's dead.

Let's, let's, womp. No tears shut. I do worry about what's going to happen after. Reciprocism, right, reciprocal violence, absolutely. The, like some, some things here. One being that when you are a hateful person who spouts hateful things about people, bigoted things, being a Christian dominionist. Oh, I thought we weren't naming the guy.

I'll believe it. It's funny. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this guy He's dead, Jim That referent Yeah, he's dead Tom

Yeah, the dead guy Christian dominionist Right, fashion Not fascist But buddy Close, close, close Right Yeah, yeah

He never met a culture comp he didn't like Right, he he towed that line real nice Yeah, yeah he would He would whenever like outright white supremacist shit would happen He would pull away Like he was smart enough to do that Because he knew the optics real well. Yeah.

Yeah. But when you say hateful things and you do hateful things and you enable hateful things, sometimes hateful things happen back to you. And it's not surprising. It's, it's shock. It's, I mean, it's not really, I'm not really shocked. I'm shocked that this hasn't happened more. Oh, sure.

Especially the country that's so fucking full of guns. Right. No, no, what we do is we end up shooting kids in the church or we shoot, I think there's a school shooting today happening I saw in Colorado, yeah, the same county as Columbine High School. Like, so, so we love shooting, you know, kids. We love shooting innocent people, love shooting dogs when cops love doing that. It's their favorite thing. But, yeah, I am surprised, I guess just to say that the people on the left are less violent. I'm sure that's true.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know, man. I'm not, no great loss. I've been trying to call my mom for the last two hours and tell her. Yeah. Give her, give her the sparks joy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My favorite thing is when, uh, when James Dobson died, uh, folks on the family, freak.

And out now, good, rins, a bastard. Yeah, good, rinse of bad rubbish. Uh, may he, may he pay for it at the gates of hell. Yeah. Uh, you will not see heaven, James Dobson. No where you're going, champ. But, uh, my mom. mom was like, oh, good. And she's like, you know, when I was younger, I would have never,

because my mom was like, not a, not a pacifist, right? But like, bordering on pacifist. And she's like, as I've gotten older, I just, I just don't give a shit about these people. Like, yeah. No, they're, they're horrible people. Right. And, and, um, I can't wait for the Charlie. Charlie can't keep it a little less, memes. Yeah, Charlie, you got to keep it like 10% less spicy, good buddy. Oh, our guy, our guy, our Charlie. Our Charlie. Oh, we're not talking about any other Charlies. No, no, no, no, no, no. Just guy redacted. Just guy who got got. Yeah, that's slammer. That slammer me he made that. Charlie from Rocksboro is never going to die. Charlie from Roxborough will die surrounded by many multitudes of people, beloved at the age of

290s. Yeah, well, let's talk about that. Because that was my second point. I'm going to talk about Charlie from Rocksard, how much we love him. Yes. No, but the idea that someone on Blue Sky said, like, when you live a life so that when you die, people don't celebrate your death. Right. They're not happy that you're dead. That's a really good idea. Yeah.

Just live your life in a way that your reputation will live on as someone who is good. May his memory be a blessing and not the opposite of that, which is may his name be erased. Right. You want people to be crying, rending their garments and grief, sackcloth and ashes. I've talked at length to my wife about the sword that's going to be put on my chest. When you enter Valhalla, of course. Well, do I have to go? Wow, actually.

Yeah, you can well actually, man. I don't care. Well, I mean, Valhalla was like a consolation, like in the Old Norse. religion. Val was like a consolation prize. It was you wanted to be put in the mound with your with your like ancestors. Oh, okay.

Yeah. And so like for a, yeah. And actually half of half. So this is the Norse, right? The Norse conception. I, you know, I'm agnostic, but I fuck with the Anglo-Saxon heathen reef shit.

I think it's nice. I wish it was true. I don't know. I don't know when anything happens that when we die. That's all I feel about. about most of this, you know, oh, I got to, yo, go ahead. I cut you off.

Half, so Freya takes half the guys. Odin takes the other half. That's in Norse. And the general conception is you just go to hell, but hell's not bad. That's where all your family are. Right. You have to like, you have to walk a road to hell. And what I like is the idea that the, like, the road is sort of almost like a purgatory

type of concept. You have to, like, kind of make the choices that you could have made and, like, think about them. And then when you get to the end, you have to cross a bridge. And that's when you get over. And, like, people like Hitler will never get there. Right. I think Charlie Kirk is someone who might spend a couple millennia in the wilderness and eventually

get there after he's fixed all his mistake, like, realized all his mistakes, hopefully. But, like, a Trump or, you know, I am equating Trump to Hitler. Trump is a horrible human being, the things that he's done, the women. And, well, it looks like allegedly children now, right? Yeah. I mean, believe it if you have to, but. But that's unforgivable. Yeah.

But, but. I don't fuck with injuring children. Obviously, you and I are both in the helping professions that we help children all goddamn day long. Yeah. They're doing the domestic violence 40-hour trading at work today. I already did mine. So, yeah, it's, it's, you know, harm children. directly into hell you go.

Yeah. Oh, excuse me. But yeah, so I want a sick runstone. I'll get you on. But it's got to be, it's got to be, it came, I don't want, like, I'm not into, like, the North stuff's cool, but it's not like my thing.

Right. I'm like a Tolkien guy, so, you know. Apparently you can get them. You can't get them. They're expensive as shit. It costs about 30 grand to have one made by an actual, like, guy swede like there's a guy in norway knows how to do it like right i uh one of the things i'm doing uh when my parents uh god forbid shuffle off this mortal coil

is uh i have their tombstone all picked out uh i'm gonna bury them together i'm gonna stack them on top each other to save money uh oh my god never never being the allegations liam no uh and then their their tombstone is simply going to read what a long and bill what a long strange trip it's bed. That's sweet. It's weird. Like my grandfather was buried, my grandmother was cremated.

So we just put the air on top. You're where you want it to be. You're where you want it to be. And I'll cut this part out because I do know some family listen to this. But, yeah, yeah. So I disobeyed the wish of an elder family member. You are going to hell. Well, but I want to go now.

You know what I like? Like this is, again, I'm not preaching a religion. These are things I think are needed. He's preaching a religion, folks. And I like the idea that part of you, like the, like the multi-valent soul, like the idea that your soul has multiple components, right? Sure. If a soul exists. Horcrops, yeah, I got you.

And you have your mind, right? I'm upset that that didn't piss you off. I know. Just ignoring it. That's fine. That fared forth, right? Yes. That's what goes on the journey.

But then there's like part of you that stays behind and like watches every family. And that like for, that's like sweet to me. Yeah. Like when I, the more I learn about like the old Germanic conceptions of like reality and like religion and and and, not animism, but like spirits and stuff like that. I'm like, these are nice things. Why do we get rid of them? You know why? And you know what?

It's a myth that they were forcefully converted because they really weren't. It was sort of like, hey, one more God to bring in the party. This guy, white Christ, we got him. That's what they called him. Got this Christ guy. He's pretty cool. Right? And they're like, and then the kings were like,

yo, so you're telling me if I let this guy put oil on my forehead, I can trade and get some of that fucking sweet spices and shit? Fuck yeah. Sign me up. So anyway, this has been. You're going to have to have me on several times this new podcast. I guess to talk about myths about the Christianization of the Germanic peoples, linguistics. What else?

Sure. I don't, yeah. Yeah, probably some other stuff, too. It's called Talk Your Shit. Star Trek? I will have you on for anything, my guy. All right. Wow, that Oben hit me.

I hadn't eaten lunch today. Why? No, I just, I did, I, I did, I forgot to. I forgot to eat lunch. I didn't, my normal, my normal routine was disrupted. So. Because I named guy got, no, no, no, no. I just told you, remember that why I had to record on Wednesdays for the next couple

weeks? Yeah. Yeah. I have a thing one Tuesdays and Thursdays now. Oh, God. They're making, they're making, they're making my haunches more powerful, Liam. I didn't think it was possible, folks. No.

Apparently my hamstrings are weak, which is very common. That makes sense. That makes sense. Because I have a tiny butt? Is that what you're trying to say? You do not. Oh, buddy, you do not have a time about it. You got, you are thick and juicing.

My ass could be nice. My ass could be nice. I like your ass. Oh, thank you. I appreciate it. It's very soon you say. But I feel like I could get it juicy. When Corinne comes downstairs, she's going to be like, are you talking to like a call girl?

I'll be like, no, it's just talking to top. I'm just talking to, yeah. Boys lift each other up, man. That's what you got to do. Yeah, you got to be lifted up by your boys. I bet you name redact it. never had friends telling him he had it well he didn't have a nice ass but he didn't have boys that supported him nah no man we really meandered there um and you were gonna say something i like

cut you off and i went on for like five minutes that's okay i don't have no idea what it was yeah something about death um probably usually yeah not all things are bad yeah uh i i do like uh friend of the show matt oh yes you had to talk about this i was talk about that matt baby i'm I'm doing this as a public call-in. You've got to be a little less fatal. No, a little less fatally nihilistic about the Eagles. They have played one game. Let's take a look.

Let's take a look at some of the, some choice quotes here. This is what happens if you've heard of group chat with me and Liam. Oh, no, let's find it. Where is it? Where is it? Well, oh, here's one from the game we won. The Phillies game we won. Not going to lie.

I don't think the Phil's are getting past the Mets in the playoffs. and then we beat them that that that night yes that's the kind of stuff we're talking about uh there's one about the eagles game where he's like packing in the seasons over or something yeah it's like baby there's a there's a there's a there's a guy on the it's like matt you i love obviously i love i love i love matt i'm still talking shit though uh you my favorite thing is like uh did we get a voice over him when the when the birds won the super bowl it's possible i don't remember i don't remember i don't remember It's possible We wish you

Are you okay? Do you all you want to do the intro? Sure. I was going to say there's another Before there's a guy on the Typic Pitch of Slack goes by Disco Who's like the same Just as a total doomer

About the Phillies every single like Every single time we lose a lead You know All right let's do the intro Hello welcome to another episode of 10,000 losses The only Phil Luffy Sports podcast that exists I'm your host Tom Paine and my pronouns are he-him.

With me is my co-host, yay. He-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. Yeah, you got to bleep that. Liam McAnnecannerson, pronounce he-him-his. What's good? I'm going to get to bleep the rim shot. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, so he's dead. Let's, oh, yeah, we had the rest of the intro. Guest, no guess. Fuck you. Announcements. No announcements. We got to do a bonus, though. Yeah, we won't do a bonus.

Don't worry. Maybe I'll do one live from the Temple game that you're not going to. Yeah, I know. I think we've miscommunicated there. That was my fault. I'm sorry. No, it's a communication breakdown. They're always the same.

Communication breakdown, no one's to blame? I'm riffing on Led Zeppelin there. Yeah. Voice mail. I'm bombed. Sorry, man. Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.

They're going to lose 35 to like 10. They're not, okay. Here's the thing. Yeah. It's not going to be as bad. Bucket. Book it. Booket, we win.

Oh, if we win, you've got to rank Temple. Yeah. I mean, Northern Illinois knocked off Notre Dame last year. And Notre Dame still made it to the Natty. So, yeah. Temple wins bucket. If we beat Oklahoma and Georgia Tech, you have to write. You absolutely, like, legitimately, no hyperbole, you need the, you need the right.

Temple should be receiving votes. Yeah. I think if we beat, if we beat Oklahoma, we get right. ranked. I don't think they'll receive votes. I think we'll slide in at like 25.

No, I don't think they'll rank us. I don't think they will. If we beat Georgia Tech, they have to. If we beat Georgia Tech, I think we might be able to slide in.

Maybe for the, but then we'll actually collapse against the fucking conference. Oh, yeah, we're going to. I mean, South Florida is like 18th now.

I don't know that we have to play them this year. No, we don't know. They're in the big 12 now because everything's first. Oh, that's right, because everything's stupid. Yeah.

We get to beat up on, is it Central Florida? we get it we have no we play we play it's like Florida Atlantic

or some shilly oh you what's funny it was Howard we played right yeah we played yeah we played Howard and beat them 55 it was the same

quarterback that when we saw Temple win at the link last year it was the same quarterback yeah he transferred from FACU

to FCS Howard yeah he sucked again too voicemail calling 267 371 7218 give, please give us your name and pronouns. I won't ask what to do with who's penis.

Because that's a dead man's penis. It's dead. It's dead. Hopefully they extract, they send the... We do have to play Tulane on my dad's birthday, which is going to be tough. Yeah, two lanes is going to be tough. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. We get access to our Discord.

And you can also get all over a bonus episodes. Yeah, well, it's just for talking college football. Yeah, Temple Ows are 2 and O. going to be three now now UMass let him know is the worst by most

FBS team it's the worst FBS team this year we were I think last year almost we were in the basement with them and then we beat an FCS team

yeah we look good we look good hey hey hey Northern Illinois beat Notre Dame anything can happen college football's real fucking

and USFB Florida Florida frauds. Oh, Florida's absolute frauds. Oh, my favorite thing I was telling, Corinne, is my favorite thing in the Leah Matt Tom group chat is the just naming of teams

and just the word fraud after them. Yeah, that's what we've been doing. Arizona State, frauds. Florida, frauds. Who is the other fraud? Asu is a fraud. Yeah, ASU is a fraud. I was saying they lost a mistake. Oh, I thought you said OSU. No, OSU is probably fine.

Although I like that they put a no cupcakes thing on their on their campus Like Nike ad it said no cupcakes and they played fucking Grambling State Yeah It's cool I guess I mean I like Grambling state's logo because they're like the second to use Are they reached there no is Green Bay was the original right no I think Gambling State's the original I think didn't we talk about this with Jordan

hang on oh the uh the the packers had it first i think rambling state i think georgia took it in 63 when did gram grambling state take the logo i don't know gramling state tag is apparently they're planning to introduce the gremlin state 65 65. Okay. Yeah. Excuse me. Let's see. Yeah.

So that was interesting. It was like, is it just me or is like FCS like kind of fucking show it up this year? Well, yeah. We were talking about, um, oh shit. Who were talking about that gave K State a run for their money? They gave who? Was it South Dakota or North Dakota that gave Kansas State a run for their money? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Austin P hung in there against Georgia. I mean, they lost by 25, but, like, you're Georgia and you can only hang, like, 28 on Austin P. Mm. Who was it? North Dakota. Isn't that where fucking Carson Wentz went?

No, I think he went to North Dakota State. Mm. Sorry for my banana ASMR. Yeah, he went to North Dakota State. Um, he's on the Vikings now. Yeah. Oh, my kid. That guy's still around.

It's so funny. Yeah, he, he stinks. Yeah. He probably is upset today. Yeah. Yeah. The audience of one foundation shit. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. All the Christian dominionists, the seven mountains or seven peaks, whatever the fuck that. Man. I mean, the more and more, listen, listen. Whomp-on. As I may ask you this, Liam? Yeah. Were the Moscow trials excessive?

I think even Marxist-Lennon of this historians would say, yeah, there were some excesses. Yes. But. But did the Soviet Union have a fifth column during World War II? I'm just saying that's that unrelated thought, unrelated thought about Christian dominionism and neo-fascism from someone who thinks that morally the furthest right you can be in Social Democrat. Yeah.

Elizabeth Warren is about where should be considered a far-right lunatic in a sane world. Bernie Sanders is actually pretty hard right In a sane world In a sane world, sure In a sane world Yeah Why not, man Yeah

Far right Bernie Sanders That's What would he sound like, Liam? What would you say? I don't want to do the voice I feel bad You can't well, Yeah, you can only do one

You have to text me Who this voice you could do Bring the Dodgers back to Brooklyn And D integrate the team Jackie Robinson was no hero. The reason that they moved to Los Angeles is a travesty. They didn't destroy enough homes in, oh, I'm losing it. Yeah, the Dodgers did not destroy enough homes in Chavez Ravine.

Yeah, I'm like getting out of my wheelhouse. Yeah. You did the better one this round. That's because spiritually, my dad is just Bernie Sanders. Yeah. We all have Uncle Bernie. in it's like the pool of Galadro and Lord of the Rings like like as he should have been

or no in that pool of Gladrow yeah save this for No Gandalf Gandoff when Gandoff comes back is Gandalf the way He's like I'm you're not Saraman I am so as he should have been You know I'm Gandalf the white I was kind of channeling fucking Patrick Stewart there but yeah it's our British guys Patrick Stewart and Ian McKeown our friends

This is good like I'm trying to chew my banana. Do that potassium, baby. Yeah. All right. Do you want to talk about the Eagles? Trosky had some points is all I'm saying. Trusky? Well, yeah, in his skull.

You set that up. If you didn't set that up on purpose, man. Trotsky should have won. Oh, my gosh. God, no, no. Yes. As soon as they got rid of Stalin's, like, economic policy. You know that the Soviet Union was more racist?

Oh, yeah, because socialism, contraughts who works so well. Yeah, that's fine. Bangard Party works. You know, the Soviet Union was more racist after Stalin died? Yeah, probably. I mean, it was always racist. It was always Rosso-centric. What do you want me to do about it?

Yeah, he was actually better with, like, the other, like, integrating the other people's in. Because he was like a true believer. He was. of which there's a flag store in Old City. Crewshev your video froze on me. There you are. Yeah. I was rubbing my hands talking about Cruzev.

Crewshev. What are we doing? Death is still a good movie. Anyway, football. Talk about Eagles? Yeah. Eagles be the Cowboys season opener. Yeah. I mean, they brought their C game I thought the offense looked good I thought the offense looked pretty decent

I mean they they they they stuffed Sequin no deep threat in A.J. Brown That was totally game planned They only get one one reception for eight yards Yeah Got lucky in Ciddy Lamb's drops

But yeah Yeah shook the rust off Hopefully the rest is shaken off For the Chiefs game You know I like I said We don't think this is a Super Bowl Winning team No no no no I'd be shocked

But I think the ceiling is probably the NFC championship bow out gracefully. Yeah, we'll see how they do against the Chiefs. I am worried about the defense. I mean, now we'll have Jalen Carter. So I'm sure everyone knows. I just want to say, I'm not going to do like the, oh, Jaylon Carter is a bit. I was like, you've got to know better than that, man. Yeah, you do.

You do. And Dack did spit first, whether it was meant. I'm not doing DAC Apology on here. but like you've got to know better than that you're an NFL game you're not at Georgia anymore come on man the second the second guys the always one who gets punished yep

yep I can tell you how many kids I know who there were the one who threw the second punch and they're the ones who got in trouble and the first one got away with it um it sucks it sucks and I wouldn't be surprised at Dak was being disrespectful because he's a piece of shit right he's an asshole yeah um fucking what does he have like a state trooper sleeve or some shit now.

I don't know. Garbage versus fondered nonsense. I don't know. Yeah. Meanwhile, those of us actually having to do the work in helping professions. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I love the American flag where every stripe is like a different, like you have EMT, 9-11 operators, police, fire, park rangers. You still don't get social workers in there, though. No.

It's always someone who has to be, kind of looks like armed, even though they're like paramedics aren't. They don't give us guns. We don't. Who could have used a gun today. Yeah, the only thing they could stop a bad man with a gun was a good man with a gun. Apparently not. The thing is it doesn't work if you have, someone has to drop on you.

And then also really, really good shot hits you right in the fucking carotid. I forget where I said that. I don't think I said this on Blue Sky, but like I said, that could have happened in the ER and it still would have been chancy. Yeah. Like, you would have had to get, he lost, like, that first second of that video, he loses like a pint of blood almost more than that, dude. Like, like, oh, ooh.

I mean, the shame is, is he. Yeah. I'm going to have to believe that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, back to football. Yeah. Yeah. I think he put Jalen Carter kind of stinks.

Hey, what did he do that for his game? He got fucking nothing done. Hey, listen, guys, first time, long time. This kid, he stinks. He's a bum. He didn't even do anything. I just, I was just like, what a, that's, that's, that's, come on, man. You know better than that.

You have to know better than that. You can't do that. You can't, don't get a penalty on that shit. If you're going to get a penalty, get it in. You're the most important defender we have. lead the defense, like, you got to, you got to be smarter. What you do is in like, like, wait until there's an opportunity when you're all piled up top to get a couple like good punches in.

Yeah. No one could see it. That's what you do. Give him, give him a little cheese girl when he's not looking. A little cheese curl. Jalen Carter giving that press guy the cheese curl. Let's let's get that image going. Ooh

Yeah, maybe not Jehad Campbell looked terrific Zach Baum looked good too The defense had to step up But like they Jihad Campbell Yeah Local boy looked

Yeah yeah yeah Yeah really good We're playing the Chiefs Sunday right Yeah we're 1.5 I don't even want to know Why I know the spread But we're overdogs

or favorite dogs that doesn't sound good yeah I don't know man I don't I don't think we would I mean the chiefs look like shit at this point so I just I think that like in their barn like it's a little different

but yeah yeah I would be surprised we lose that game doesn't we got Zadarius Smith which is really cool did we also get what's we were talking about it we got Tank Bigsby funny how we talked about him that's the 10,000 losses bump right there

Tank, but not to be really, not to be confused with Clayton, Bigsby. No, this is Tank Bigsby. We got, it's Darry Smith. That's really cool. I'm excited about that. Jordan Davis looked good. Yeah. Yeah, Jordan Davis, man.

Did you watch him like trying to catch his breath? Yeah. He's fast. He's fast. But no, it's, that's good. Well, who got hurt? Didn't, what does his name get hurt? Shipley.

Yeah. Bill Shipley got hurt. Yeah. So, yeah. Tank Bigsby apparently kickoff specialist. That's what they're saying they're going to run them as, yeah. Yeah. So, but a guy with a name like Tank is going to be,

it's going to be well loved in Philadelphia, especially if I think so. Yeah. Jalen, I was, I want to say, I want to, I know Jailen Hertz, big fan. Yeah. I know he doesn't choose the patron, Patreon, just to keep it low key. But, yeah. Jaylon, if you're listening, and I know you are, I thought he played fucking terrific against the Cowboys.

Yeah, no, he was good. He was good. Yeah. I mean, people are like, I do always love that love hurt, I mean, hated that you said he wasn't a top 10 quarterback. Hate that you're all-knowing our chair and reason. You got it wrong. I guess I say, Jalen, I just, you know, listen,

I appreciate you being a 700-level patron, but I think he could make the step up to the $10 a month. Yeah, I think so, too. I think so, yeah. Um Baseball? Well, once again,

friend of the show Matt, the Phillies are dead and suck. Yeah, we just smoked the, this is the Matt, this is the friend of the show Matt roasting hour. Yeah.

Sorry, bud. Yeah. We beat the Mets won nothing the other day and then last night we smoked it on. And we smoked them. We were getting our revenge. Yeah,

I'm going tomorrow. I'm really excited. Hopefully we sweep them. This is a four-game series, right? Yeah, because we're playing tonight. I'm going to go, I'm going to the birds, Jesus Christ. The Phil's Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday. Aren't you going to double also Saturday?

Yes, I'm doing the sports doubleheader. Oh, my God. You're going to be dead. Yeah, I'm going to party. I've told the story on sickos committee, but I'm going to tell it to you. I know you've heard it, but I don't know. It was in college. about 100 trillion years ago.

We were tailgating for Temple, Connecticut. My dad's beloved alma mater. One of my dad's beloved alma mater. Go huskies. Go huskies, man. As long as they're not playing us, I don't care. Yeah. My dad, I'm meandering here, but my dad did one semester at Boston College,

realized he was too close to his dad geographically, got the fuck out. I went to UMass. Tell me how that makes sense. And then I went to Yukon law. But so we're at the lake at the particle. It's like 10 a.m. And it's cold.

It's like cold. And I'm wearing shorts because like I'm in college, dude. Like I don't know how to dress myself. Like I also from, you know, Pennsylvania. Yeah. It's just Pennsylvania outfit. Yeah. And then the guy, not a guy, this family comes out to me.

And there's this woman all in Husky gear. He goes, aren't you cold? I'm like, hey, you're from Connecticut. It does get cold there. And she goes, let me feel your legs. And this, like, mom, Connecticut mom, just starts feeling my legs. And it's like, you're not cold? And I was like, no.

Lady, you got to ask. Go owls. What are you doing? So I'm going to be in the parking lot at the link. I will see, I assume, Charlie there doing, God knows what, probably letting a cop car on fire. Making another meme of, you got it, Charlie, got it. Knocking the Twin Towers down. Oh, my God.

Oh, you should make this a car. Cover art for this episode. Do we want really want to? No, we can't. Wayne will yell at us. I did share it at the tipping pitches slack and it was well received. I like that we just have Charlie to be our meme factory. Yeah.

Kyle Schrover hitting the home run that knocked Flight 93. Oh, it wasn't a missile. It wasn't a missile. Actually, it wasn't. It wasn't. Yeah. Oh, Kyle got 50 last night. So he has 50 home runs.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rager Suarez had a career high strikeouts. What was a 12? 12. Dude, so I was like, okay, like, I wonder what the record is for a game. In a regular, like, nine innings pitch game, it's fucking 20.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Baseball records are I would say. It's probably probably happened in, like, 1948. Clemens did it twice. Clemens did it twice. Oh, yeah, Clemens. And Max Scherzer did it once in 2016. I don't know.

I don't know how you fucking throw 20. it's it's it's tough when more people have thrown a perfect game believe that yeah yeah because when you're pitching the strikeout i mean you're getting at least three pitches per at bat right and that adds up if you pitch in a per you can pitch a perfect game with repeat three pitches right which that has like like oh wow you could you could theoretically throw just 27 pitches yeah and they all be foul like foul out immaculate game immaculate game yeah they're all putouts yeah um that that would be uh yeah let's that would be amazing i mean eventually that statistically must have happened somewhere once and in like maybe not in the majors but in minor

league or in college or something um i wonder if that's ever happened uh probably the most improbable thing ever to happen um you're right yeah i'm just stretching my arm uh got you oh my god man the stretch that this woman had me do for my for my calf yes I thought my calf was going to explode. Again. It was so painful. I was like, oh, I guess I've never actually properly stretched in my life because it didn't feel like I wanted to die.

She's like, no, that's how I know it's working for you. Thanks. Also, Oklahoma reporter said that Temple is going to be a high school game. I caught on a hot mic. Yeah. Okay. We'll see. Okay.

We'll see. Northern Illinois did it. We'll see. it'll be fun I hate to quote Tom Brady but there was a press conference during the Patriots last Super Bowl run where he goes

I know everybody says we suck I can't win any games and I can't throw we'll see and it'll be fun and the Patriots then won there's another Super Bowl I mean they're gonna have to play that

clip every fucking day until the game play that clip this is what they think about you back in Norman yeah this is what they think of you you're going to let them think that of you because at least

at least even if we lose, make it an honorable loss. Yeah. I keep it. What do I say about Temple Bass when we knocked off? Keep it close and keep it gross. Yeah. Hey,

listen, if you can also like win, that would be good. I was going to say like, like injure some blue chippers. But. Yeah. Yeah.

Kill them. I don't care. It's just Temple football, baby. I'll give a fuck. Yeah. Uh, I will,

I will, I will ride. I will ride. I will ride if we win. Yeah. We'll have to do an emergency episode. I will just be from the parking lot of the link. Yeah.

I have thought about us doing that. Like just getting a mobile recorder or something. Doing it from like a tailgate or something. We're going to do it, baby. Yeah. Book it. Oh, man. Can you imagine this temple fucking.

Hopefully they get a good, if they get a bulk of it's a goal. Hey, man. It's a goal when we could go travel. FCS app state knocked off number two Michigan at the big house one year. It happened. It happened. Now, that was probably an FCS team. that would have been ranked

had it been in FBS that year still did it they won the championship I think they beat Delaware for the championship that year still did it um yeah fraud uh fraud watch Michigan Michigan oh I did like uh Matt texting us like Mike just like Mike Gundy a bitch or something

Oh dab Dabbo Swinney Pack watch they were playing fucking Troy But, yeah, I'm always rooting for the downfall of Clemson. Yeah, me too. Every large Southern school I want to lose, especially if it, like my, my rule is, like, I hate, obviously, SEC I hate, just sort of out of, out of hand, private SEC school. So like, Clemson's ACC, bud. No, no, no, I know. Then private Southern school.

Like Vanderbilt. It doesn't have to be, doesn't have to be. Clemson's public. is Clemson Public Clemson is public All right Well then Southern Just south of the Mason Dixon

You just can't stand those fucking assels But you know Like who plays a pit bull stadium FIU FIU It's like FIU dude They're like I wouldn't be I wouldn't be mad at like Doesn't FAU also actually like

FIU is actually supposed to be a good school I think FIU might be Florida Gulf Coast is some weird Iron Rever dream I think All right. What else we got? Well, we were talking about the Phillies.

And the Phillies, the Phillies are said, listen, Tray Turner's got a hamstring injury, Bomes got bad shoulder, the guys are stepping up. Like, I'm not worried about this team with those guys out. No. Guys have stepped up. And I think we've said it already, but you have to get shrubber back. This man is getting, he's like wine. Yeah.

he's getting better as he gets older I don't know how he got on that Ozempi I guess lost some weight although he's getting it a little bit back I don't know if you've noticed that but that happens over the baseball season you're like on the road a lot

you don't know a lot of shit it doesn't matter dude he's raking yeah he's raking so he's like with the third Philly to ever hit 50 home runs yeah um second and and there's

there's um him I think hmm is it just I thought there was one more guy There might be. Dick Allen never got the 50? I don't think so. Oh, yeah, you're right. Just a second player.

Oh, Dick Allen's single season. I love Kyle Shorber. When he had the four home run game, Zach and I went into the pro shop and then immediately bought Shorber jerseys. I need to get, this year, my jersey is going to be I need to get a powder blue shortboard. I have a powder blue shoreber. We'll be Twinsies. Yeah.

Yeah, we'll have to get that. Resign this man. Resign them. I think we're all. Back to bring the truck up. Yeah. You have to bring this guy back. Yeah.

Billy Lang is out at St. Joe's to join the next. They've named their new head coach, St. Joe's Ben's basketball, which we don't give a shit about until March. They are my wife and Megan's alma mater. So we root against them. Not only for rivalry, but just to annoy. We root for them when we have to.

If they're playing Villanova. If they're playing Nova, I was not going to say that. If they're playing Nova, I'll root for them. That's it. That's the only time. When does basketball start for the college? Not to later, right? October 25th, I think.

I'm not sure. I haven't even really, I have to look at like the roster. No, you don't need to. I don't think anyone's, I think everyone's new at this time. No, no. Temple, actually, I'd sign the notes, but Temple just got the number five recruit in Pennsylvania to stay home. Oh, shit. Nice.

Would you like to know where he went to? to high school, Tom. Where? Where? Father judge. Father judge. Well, since they're the only Silesian school left in the state,

um, we'll have to, we'll have to hand it to him. We'll have to allow it. All right. You want to get into voicemails? We're going to, yeah, we got a shitload of voicemails today.

So, yeah, Carl, I guess, figured out his shit. And they called in a lot. So, uh, uh, uh, uh, Matt text message alert.

Oh, no. I picked the worst possible time to buy a lighter that depicts a Klansman being shot. Thanks, Matt. You don't smoke, man. He doesn't smoke? He doesn't smoke. Why is he buying lighters?

Matt's a strange guy. Because he's from Central Pennsylvania. He's from Bucks. But he lives in Central Pennsylvania. Yeah. Hey, man. It's better than dipping. Yeah.

Which is sexy and all the girls like it. Oh, yeah. All right, listen to the Carl. Well, my own guy is Carl the trucker here. He's him. Just real quick, want to start off with following up with last week's suggestion that I followed the Phillies. You know, I really don't have an issue with the Phillies at all. A little bit of a funny story.

A few months ago, I was over on the, hell, what do you call it, the damn, the part of the toll road, the, anyway, you know what I mean, the 76, whatever it was. They got the rest of the shit like that on there over in. over heading toward Philly, the Parkway, whatever, so. And I had on an Astro shirt, a girlfriend had worn, had bought for me or whatever.

And, like, I guess it was a Philly's game that day. Nobody was looking to me, like, I just, like, shot JFK, and I couldn't figure it out so I got back to the truck, and I was like, oh, I almost died back there. That may have been a world series. I'm talking to look at him, you know,

and I can root for the Phillies. I got this one old boy on there, Bryce Harper, and he looks like John Fitzhifte. And so, like, I can just imagine. like this takes him like a ground out at first or whatever. And just kind of looking at the camera, like with that, like, you know, drunk as if you look from the office, like, he does do that where he just like stares.

Yeah. Uh, anyway, some of the CIA, too. California's very own Colton Herta is leaving Andreddy Autosport in any car. He's going to be a reserve slash test driver for the Formula one, uh, andredi, the Formula One Cadillac team that's holding on to the Andretti team, but there's something entirely different, uh, apparently. So that'll be cool. hopefully in a couple of years he'll get a shot

and actually be a competent F-1 driver when we had three including him in the last couple of decades Scott Speed, Logan Sargent which is super American in Maine when you think about it but he sucked and now Colton so hopefully Colton turns the tide for his good old boys across the pond

as far as NASCAR went they raced at Donaldson's past weekend and it was a pretty good race all things considered for the Cup series Trace Brisco won and there is a really cool joke NASCAR Media is playing on Trace Brisco

by every time he's out of the car they focus on the fact that he is 27 years old and balding terribly This is pretty good Well You know They haven't

Who would do this? The Sydney series Which is like the The double-layer triple A series To the Cup series Race in Portland this Saturday and NASCAR so they're not going back there

because that facility is too poor. I don't know. That's some kind of joke against Portland anyway. But that was a pretty good race. Also, Conradillo won his eighth race of the year, which is in the same number. That's really all I have,

all I can think about. Yeah, Go Shows, Go Philly's, go Bubba Wallace, go Lewis Hamilton. Oh, yeah, Ferrari did not unsuck their car over the winter break in Formula One. Oh, Lando Norris won. Ferrari didn't unfuck their car. They made it somehow worse.

so that's really cool that's great love that uh yeah let's try keep two bits here's the here's he called back in on it's like hey I'm gonna rehearse these better and get better at doing these one shot but anyway

uh no worries yeah go Phillies I guess go scrows go gnats fuck the Red Sox fuck the Yankees well agree with the Yankees fuck Hal Larson fuck match for Sappin fuck Red Bull Racing

go Ferrari go Louis Hamilton Go go Mollahoe sucks Fuck Donald Trump, I guess. And that's a controversial statement. And it's not here. Not here. That's about it.

Yeah, you guys, hope you guys had a great Labor Day weekend. I ate a lot of good food, did whatever. Yeah, we'll haul out you later. All right, bye. Thanks, Carl. Bye. I don't know. I'm going to say that at the end.

Sorry. You got to, Carl, I appreciate the call in, but you got to end it with fuck Penn State. Have a good one. Oh, yeah, yeah. You have to do fuck Penn State. state. I will, I, I, I, I, you know what, dude, Carl's on the road a lot. I appreciate, I appreciate the call in.

I do not appreciate the fuck the Boston Red Sox energy as a man who, uh, who spent a lot of his childhood being dragged to O's Sox games by his beloved father, who was just like, I don't agree with Tom Yaki. I'm just like, okay, man. My favorite, my favorite fucking thing, Matt. I like them are just like you should just put the I know you already had the episode title but oh we can change it we could change it friend of the show Matt

dot dot dot yeah will just taunt me about the Boston Red Sox being the last team to integrate in Major League Baseball I'm like I fucking know man I know I know Tomiaki was a bastard I know Um oh my God what was I going to say shit Oh fuck I had a point to make

I lost it that fucking Obin it hit me what are you going to do I don't know about the Red Sox Oh I remember Did you see that Rob Manfred I don't know if it was from Rob Manfred But it was like the idea of merging

NL and AL and just having an East versus West And we would be in the same It would be Philly's Mets Yankees Red Sox in the same division Oh we'd just kill it each other Yeah it would end in a blood bath Yeah I would fight my dad Are you pissing? What are you doing?

sorry to blow my nose no worries I pissed before we record oh he pisses before it records yeah look at this guy all right we got a Charlie

I feel like we hadn't had Charlie in a minute I guess we did last time but whatever here's Charlie Hey guys Hey Liam hey Tom It's Charlie for my phone Is your dad calling Recapping a week late

Union Charlie, you've got to talk into the phone, bud. The union did go to Cincinnati and won. He's making that meme while he's won nothing. Charlie working hard as hell on. They did just play the rest of the game

the last 60 minutes or so down a man with Macamana getting two yellow cards. So he'll be out for the next game, which will be after the international break at Vancouver, the union are in first place. They're pretty much pulling away

from the entire, the rest of the Eastern Conference. I think there are five games up over the next team. They did get the double over Cincinnati, so they have six points against them. And the only team that, the only two teams, three teams that could beat them is San Diego currently one point behind for the shield. Miami, which still has a million, which had seven games left as compared to everybody else with four,

and Vancouver, which has an additional game in hand. So the game against Vancouver is going to matter whether they could freeze down Vancouver for the shield, and it'll just come down to either Miami or San Diego. Miami should have been down, should be down at least Luis Sars and Sergio Baskets, because after the Leagues Cup final against Seattle, they got into a fight. Both of them are suspended for the next League's Cup, which is after they retired. So they probably should have been issued a suspension within the regular season, but that's a separate competition according to Amal Asset.

Elise Suarez, who has been to people racially abused another person and now has been on a security guard for the Seattle Sounders. So he's done everything, at least one thing in every league. So hopefully he'll be going at the end of the season. But, yeah, MLS is going to do MLS things where, you know, it should be tougher on us, but, you know, not when it comes to their precious Miami who did qualify for Concordia for next year, which is another thing they could have punished him with.

But we'll see. We'll see how this goes. Waiting for the birds again and start later, guys. Thanks, Charlie. It's like shenanigans abound. Yeah. I definitely think he was drawing that meme. Yes.

If you want to see that meme, you're going to have to subscribe to our Patreon and join the Discord. That's right. All right. Let me Hold on I go upload Oh I do have one more

Spy All right Nova called it Not that Nova Not that Nova Another Nova Another Nova Hi Tom

Hey Liam This is Nova Pronown She and her Not your Nova Not November Kelly I'm a different Nova I changed my name

Back in 2001 So She can be welcome To the club I guess Anyway, I'm a trans athlete, and I'm in St. Joseph, Missouri, and this is my first call. Recently, I was down in Kansas City for a doctor's appointment, and as I was leaving, I heard a guy talking to the clerk, and I caught the second half of the sense, and he was like, yeah, it was a really good football game, but, you know, living out here, I had to watch it all by myself, and so I did this from that to be as a birds fan, so I stuck my head around the corner, and I was like, Go birds.

And he looked up and he was like, go birds. And then I took off because I didn't want to make it awkward and like make a new friend or anything. My Wawa order, since you asked, it's double-poly, pepperoni, Swiss, white cheddar, spinach, vinegar, and oil, and oregano. And you will know you are old or broken down when this starts giving you a really upset tummy.

Trust me on this one. Oh, I can imagine. All right, that's all I got. Bye. Bye. Thanks, November, or Nova, whichever, Colin. Appreciate it. Yeah.

The, yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the Italian gives me, gives me, upset. Yeah. Me too. It gets me telling me upset. So I get it, yeah. I was, you know, I just thrown out there, if I was going to be named after a month, I would, wouldn't be named after the old, the original English word for September, which, do you

know what it was? Nope. Lead month. Ah, for all the stanky-danky, of course, the smoke as an educator. Definitely has something to do with plants. Yeah. What's wrong with smoke of weed is educating? My high in class.

I mean, maybe just kidding. He's just kidding, folks. Jesus Christ. All right. Well, thank you, Nova, for calling it. I just like the, in case it became awkward. I made another friend. I love that.

I do get that impulse though where you're like yeah this is going to turn into this long thing I got to get out of here fucking bouncing all right yeah all right let's play so I have an idea who this is but I'm just going by the

the title Google which is William Garrett of the Northeast to the Northeast I really ever listened to these before so hey Tom Lelyam Garrett from the Northeast Checking in here once again.

Boy, you know, when I was just scrolling Twitter today, I was more worried about the step to funding being stolen from PennDOT, but, you know, if there's ever an agency that doesn't need money, it's the agency that does Pennsylvania's roads and bridges. Then, as I continue scrolling, I see the whole, you know, silhouette of definitely an of-age woman that was found sent to Jeffrey Epstein by our Commander-in-Chief, which, you know,

fuck that. It's funny in a really sad way, but you know, I can't believe that that man is just never going to, you know, stay off or just, you know, get them the fuck out of here.

And, you know, that's, see that. And then I see even a potentially crazier thing, which is Bryce Harper batting the lead-off to the Phillies right after like holy shit man like buy trade turn or buy alice bone for the rest of the season I guess

um god damn it's just like we're really grassmatched straws here so I can't wait to watch that in a few minutes uh hope and Nola doesn't get shelled um um yeah he'll

if it was the last game he pitched we love fan duels sponsoring the trains that you know the center should really fund but you know what we'll take it as long as the trains get funded I'm happy I know it's a bad take, but, you know, I'd rather have Fandall sponsor it than, you know, another few thousand drunk drivers on the road after the games. Oh, and before I forget, the Wawa sandwich, call it the Garrett.

And you got to, when you're at Wawa, you got to get the Italian with pepper jack cheese, toasted if you want. I'm indifferent. Then you got to get the spinach, the onions, the pickles, and the banana peppers. And you've got to get extra pickles and banana peppers on the side, too. Sorry, bud. Along with some black pepper, oregano, and Old Bay. With that shone of the classic, I'll have that lunch any day of the week. Good Lord.

You know, I just can't call the ramble. Fuck Penn State. Fuck Villanova. Fuck Trump. Fuck the GOP. Fuck the Mets. Fuck the Cowboys. And go birds.

See you next time. Go birds. Yeah, that's a recipe for some talk about tummy upset. I wouldn't even be able to eat it, but, you know, yeah. Thank you. Thank you, Lord Garrett of the Northeast. Lord of Liberty County. Liberty County.

Yeah. All right. We have letter carrier Luke. Let's listen. Hey, this is letter carrier, Luke, pronouns. I was so upset when I started. as a mailman because you already have postman wookie and that's just like the coolest possible call-in name

but I decided I can settle for letter carrier Luke that'll do anyway I'm from Minnesota watched the Vikings game last night stop watching in the third quarter actually went to work today and I was like man they got their asses kicked last night turns out somehow there was a fourth quarter comeback that I did not take the time to Google this morning but mostly it just made me extraordinarily sick to watch all of the gambling advertising

on the illegal stream that I was watching. Yeah, man, it sucks. I got a lot of time on my route. I'll try and call in more often. Have a good day, guys. Bye. Yeah, appreciate it. Yeah, we are the official sports podcast

of the Postal Workers Union. Apparently. Ah, I appreciate it. Let's mention an ad real quick. That fucking join ICE ad. Oh, fucking. Abysmal, abysmal. Fucking, I don't know if we mentioned this in the last podcast,

but this is unironic, like, Starship Troopers, fucking shit. Like, law enforcement, you swore your oath. Fulfill it today. No, no. Fucking, like, Aragorn talking to the, I hold your oath fulfilled, fight for me this day. That's my Vigo Mortensen impression. Actually, wasn't that bad.

That's pretty bad. Um, also the, the, the, they missed, they fucked that up in the movies. Because the, uh, oh, that's the other thing out to have me on is Tolkien. Yeah, no problem. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, the, the army of the dead is, is, is, uh, is used not at the battle of Pelnorfield. It's used to get onto the, um, the, the, the Corsair's boats.

and then Aragorn's got an army of regular guys with him. Like they're like, like Gondor isn't empty. It's full of humans. And he's got a huge fucking army of guys. And then they get off the boats and they get a pincer attack going. Jesus. Fucking, fucking Peterson. Peter Jackson.

Not Peterson. Peter Jackson. All right. We got another one from Carl. Let's listen to Carl. We got two more. We're almost there. Hey, what's going on, guys?

Your Friendly Neighborhood, Trucker here, Carl, Eham, maybe trucker. I don't know. Anyway, hey, so you guys get a third whistle from this week. The dog decided to go ancient as soon as I call. Anyway, real quick. Call's been reading. This week in motorsports are at least the ones that I care enough about to talk about. Former than one went to Manta in Italy.

I was wrong in the last voicemail. Red Bull did, in fact, picture shipbox, and NACRA 7-1. So he may go back to his dominant form. It's too late to win the title, I think, so who cares. But anyway, the McLaren cars had to swap positions based on Team Mortars, which is something that's happened since the dawn of time. But every Formula One fan that started watching the Drive to Survive series of the pandemic, it's freaking out about it.

I still think Lennon Norris probably has this title in the back. Ferrari finished fifth and seventh or fifth and eighth at their home race, which was tragic. They haven't figured their ship boxed out. which is probably one of the saddest days for Italian's sensory leaps to Godfather three. In NASCAR, on the Saturday series, Conner Hill won his ninth race of the year. Talk 10,000 loss. Talk about 10,000 wins.

They get no respect. Jesus Christ, guy, is winning at all. And then on the Sunday race and the Cup Series race, Denny Hamlin won. I think this was going to be his year for a title. My guy Bubba Wallace, so let it get chunk of the race, finish eight. Kyle Arson, who is adorned as the greatest driver in the world, or at least your greatest driver just had a unit to get away with it,

enacted as usual terrorism. Like I said, wrecking a couple guys on his way to use and had no accountability at the end. So that was this weekend of motorsports, pretty much. I just wanted to say real quick, regarding that woman at the Phillies game,

that was her ball, by the way. Oh, it was like an MLB the show, like when there was like a big pop-up and like the ball icon is the size of a fucking death star, that was her. And the guy ran over there to grab it, but granted you was giving it to a,

kid, but you're thinking, well, Carl, are you so vain to say that a child shouldn't have a home run ball? Maybe. I don't know. But regardless, he should have been cool about it. She didn't have to, like, cook shit over it. But then again, you know, so I'm back on her side because if she approaches the guy, he smithes in front of her son, his son.

That was crazy. But the kid got way more better stuff. The woman's been painted as a Karen. I guess all's well that ends well. Yeah, that's pretty much here making some positive. That's right now. You know, go Bubba Wallace. Fuck how Larson.

Go Phillies, I guess. Go pros. Go Phillies, I guess. Yeah, we'll take it, brother. Fuck, shit. Fuck, Max. And, yeah, pay the teachers more money. That's all I got.

For God's sake, somebody saved the fucking farmers. Let's these guys suffer anymore than they already are. All right. That's all I got. You guys. Talk to you later. Bye. Thanks.

We really need to fuck Penn State there. You got to say fuck Penn State. Right. Ready? Because everyone who went to Penn State is a what, Rudy? That's right. That barely came through. But okay.

Tom did two years at Penn State, but it didn't graduate from there, so it doesn't count. I didn't get laid, but I was up there either. First time I ever got cheated all was at Penn State. I've told that story. That baseball. All right. So here's the rule. Oh, we're doing the take, huh?

All right, let's hear it. If you drop the ball. it is legally a free-for-all. This went to, this with the fucking court, man. Who was the home run ball was dropped? Oh, the bullhawk, yeah. Barry Bonds. Yes.

This was the fucking Supreme Court. Did it? Did it? I don't know if it went to the Supreme Court. But you do not, you have, it's like football. You have to maintain possessions. You have to make a baseball move. You have to make a baseball move.

if you drop it, it is a free-for-all. But if you hold it and someone knocks out of your hand, that's not right. So I could see why the woman was upset. But if she dropped it and then someone else picked it up, legally he was within his rights. I was 7-3rd whole run ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did it go to Supreme Court? No.

Like New York or California. It went to like a state court. There you go. And let's see, Digital Commons, that law, that WN, Western New England University. Oh, in San Francisco. So it must have went to California court. But yeah, no. So there is, it's not binding precedent across the entire nation, but it is case law.

So that's my take on it. I don't like people trying to docks a woman. That's stupid. Right. I also know. I know someone who looks just like her, but it's. too old. Right. It's stupid. I mean, I it was hers, but like the kid got more out of it anyway, so who gives a shit?

It was stupid. She was mad that he grabbed it from, that he snuck up, you know? Did you go to the farmer's market? No. Why not? Too busy celebrating? Is she celebrating the death of unnamed? Yeah, she was. Okay. All right. Let's listen to our last voicemail. I think it's letter carrier Luke again. So let's listen to his dulcetones. Hey, time, yeah, Liam.

This is Letter Carrier Luke. He'd him, call him back. The last message I had left when I had just started catching up on the backlog here in a few weeks. I appreciated that a couple weeks ago. Postman Wookie got caught off while he was out delivering because there was two damn

noisy. So I figured I'd call you back from the block on my route that is right next one of our beautiful urbans for you guys. Anyways, I'd had a great idea for what to do with RFAS Patus tattoo a vaccine on it so he'll never feel comfortable staying and someone again

bug the pack. Or a dead whale, whatever he had sex with? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Sex with a dead whale? Didn't you have sex with a dead whale? I don't know. That's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's not like bellies. Keep that in there. That's not like bellies, keep that in there.

Because we're leaving it open, right? Did R.F.K.'s sex with the dead whale? No, I thought he, like, had a dead bear. They brought, like, strapped to the room of his car or some shit. And it started to rot and, like, juices went down and he had to use his windshield wiper fluid. Um, uh, uh, I said, I put drop this in the chat. Um, apparently two days ago, Jezebel paid Etsy, which is to curse Charlie Kirk. Um, so I guess it worked.

You guys it worked. All right. So I think we'll call it there. Thanks, everyone who called in. Thanks, North Carolina, to your Patriots, Patrick, Sean, Mike, Kate, Charlie, Luke, Kyle, Chuckabird, Cat, Juniper. I close Patreon.

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Yeah. And, uh, f*** What? What? I'm talking about, I'm talking about, I'm talking about, um, yeah, Jack Prescott, yes, Jack Prescott. Yeah, that's what happens when you spit. All right, everybody, bye. Bye. No one likes us, we don't care. We're from failing, fucking failing. No one likes us, we don't care.