Ten Thousand Losses - The Sex Number Plus 100

Episode Date: September 21, 2026

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He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia. Bad things. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Ball. Dallas Town Boys. Head of Sets, Mike, John Cooney. And we're live. We've been talking for an hour, I feel like.

But nobody's starting now. Just one second. I have to text Corret. I think we just started recording. So I'll be a little late. Hey, bye. Yeah. It's all right.

Well, the Eagles aren't until one. Yeah. Are you going out? Are you staying in? I'm staying in, dude. Yeah. We're going, we're going out after the, we're going to see that samurai movie. What are you talking about?

Samurai and the Prisoner. It's like a Japanese movie. That sounds fun as hell. It's got like really good reviews. I fucking love samurai shit. I love this in Goguji period. It's awesome. So, um,

definitely not because they're like doing a remaster of Shogun to Total War. But yeah, we'll see. It's like two and a half hours long. I hope it's not boring. Hang on a second. Sorry, I literally just sending that text. Yeah. Yeah, man, I, so I, who was I talking to?

I think my dad maybe about like, you, like, did you, when you were a kid, did you watch these like 70s, like, kung fu movies? Like, like the stuff that Wu-Tang Clan really liked. Oh, oh, is that okay. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I, I, so I never watched any of that stuff really. my into like the Woosha stuff was the game Jade Empire. Did you ever play that?

I feel like the name's familiar, but I don't think I played it. It was a, it was a BioWare RPG during Bioware. It's like when BioWare could not do any wrong. Oh, the heyday, right? The heyday. It was after Cotor.

Okay, then I definitely remember this game coming out, but I don't think I ever touched it. If you ever try to get into the modern PC, it's really, like I will never delete it because I finally got it fucking work it. Pass, patch, patch, patch, patch, Yeah, there's like 800 different things you have to do to get to work. Yeah, the compatibility layers are in my butt, actually.

This is very difficult and uncomfortable. So it's based on Chinese mythology, which a lot of that spills over into Japan because of the influence of China and Japan. Oh, sure. Yeah, of course. Dragon Ball Z is like based on like Journey to the West. It's based on like a Chinese novel. Right. So I also watched Dragon Ball Z stuff as a kid in like Gundam.

And so I was into that. but but the jade empire game was like the wheel like like sort of like the cosmic wheel of of souls and like uh sort of the the whole idea of like the the mandate of heaven like the for those who are not aware that the idea that the land uh the health of the people and the land is tied to the like righteousness of the ruler so like the emperor does yeah so if the emperor is is a bad person and doesn't isn't right mass starvation baby yeah Yeah, you lose the mandate of heaven and you're going to get an uprising. And it's kind of like,

Q imagine like not in like a way, but like you imagine if like, I don't know, I don't even want to be. I'll take that over the Vine right of Kings. You know what I mean? Like, well, it's also that like,

I'll take that over Calvinism. This idea of like the ruling class, especially in the United States, the place we're most familiar with, just like this total like neglect of like the will of the people, invisible in weird ways, which like, I've been watched, like, again, I, I, with, uh, D-growth Don, uh, I've been, I've been watching these, uh, these clips, right, these little clips that are like, oh, like, I think it was Scott Beck or wherever, like, Treasurer's Exche, someone in the cabinet

was like, you know, if you, if you, like, uh, just like change your withholdings and do this and, uh, and stop spending so much money, I'm like, you can't, dude, that's not like, fiscal policy. No. That's personal. That's not like we hear you and we're going to try our best to like get inflation or something under control. Like we feel your pain.

It's your fault like that things cost more basically. Yeah. As Liam says he's drinking at Starbucks. If you millennials just stop drinking your Starbucks. I don't know what you're talking about. You'll be able to afford, you know. It's pumpkin. Oh yeah.

It's pumpkin. It's pumpkin. time. But, but yeah, to go back. Or if you're, if you're Matt, it's fucking Octoberfest time. Yeah. The man is deep in the weeds. A pro pro, pro, pros it, whatever you say it.

Dude, I love him to death. I do. Right. And this is not a criticism of Matt, but he's a deeply, deeply diseased human being. I don't know. I think he's the most normal out of all of us. Yeah, he is. Dude.

He is. Like, sometimes I'll just like, hey, here's my son. And I'm like, that's awesome. And then he'll be like, here's 16 paragraphs. Why, like, white supremacy is bad. I'm like also true. Yeah, true. Here's Boein College.

I'm like Joshua Chamber and elements. Which kind of, that's that sick. Yeah, shout out Bowdoin College for Josh. We, that's, these are the heroes. Like when we had, when we had batting around on Lawrence, like, idea about Civil War holidays and heroes and stuff like that, that really is where it's at. But to go back to, no, I didn't watch like that, like the Asian, exploitation kind of like, Kung Fu stuff. Yeah.

But that makes sense. Like I, it doesn't make it doesn't feel good, right? I always like that like like the karate and stuff like that. There's not like it's not like how do I phrase it like there. China is an interesting like the east every part of the world has got interesting shit. Right. That's got sick shit.

Right. But there is a super cool thing I like about China where it's like, dude like the Tang dynasty was ripping it like. at the same time the plague of Justinians going on and like the Roman Empire like East Romans are like fuck well it's kind of

China are like that guys we got it locked down here right for a really nice time we got Song Dynasty too was really pretty cool like they they the relative continuity

of the culture basically yeah yeah they they were advanced that's what's interesting to me personally about China like I know very little about I don't know it's Asian cultures but like I've always been like

I'm like Oh, like that's a huge country to keep relatively like narrative continuity, right? Like the whole fucking time. It's a, it's a huge culture and we're so, we are so ignorant of it. Yeah, I don't, I don't meaningfully know anything. And like, you know, like obviously, like Japanophilia is a little more, being a web is more common, I think, because of Japan's relationship to the United States. There was in the 19th century. This is all when Orientalism was going on, right?

There's like, you have like, Chinasuri. movements like art or there's also the same thing with Japan the same thing with like Ottoman and Arab stuff this like idea but it was like no this is different like this is interesting there's a natural impulse like I have said this before the natural there's two fundamental impulses of humanity have made us the species that we are and is one I want to go see what's around that corner right around that mountain right I want to explore two are there any hot people the fuck there and the answer is always yes that's but that's

the thing about humanity like I'm trying to get some strange yeah I'm trying to literally get some strange from a stranger in a far off land because what out like that's that's cool and um so that's why we're such a homogenous species

we're one of the most homogenous species yes yes yes like dogs are more diverse than us we are our gene pool is so small comparatively because we keep fucking each other We're all sucking and fucking, dude. It's what you notice as a species is sucking and fucking. And that's beautiful thing, right?

Yeah. So, anyway, that's how like I'm trying to like, to like, that's why it's cool to like trying to like, I know this is going to be about sucking and fucking and I'm honestly a little annoyed that it wasn't, but that's okay. Yeah, it all goes back. It all goes back to that. Like Slavo Gishechik voice. It's all fucking.

It's all sucking a fucking baby. Uh, Jesus. All right. Uh, eight minutes in. Um. Yeah, it's a podcast. It's been two weeks. We had people complaining.

Don't talk about. Oh, I saw that. Yeah, Cassie. Yeah. Hey, Cassie. It's good to hear from you. Eat shit. I had, I, I, I, I, I had a, I, I, I had a, you know, I talked to Tom.

We talked for an hour before this. We were talking to Tom about, uh, about my, my basketball weeks. I've had a time, folks. I had a, yeah, I, yeah, I don't have to, you don't have to share anything. But like, yeah, you don't have to share any detail, but like, yeah, . one of my oldest friendships. You had to kill him.

I had to kill him. I took him on a witchette. That was it. It's crazy. You go to witch shed. Don't be friends with sexual predators and then lie about it and then lie about my wife, please. Thank you.

You want me to cut that? No. Leave it the fucking. Leave it. Leave it in. If you're listening to this person, because I know you too, man, just go, I want you to do is go to a therapist and say.

He does go to a therapist. That's a fucked up part. Go to your therapist. I suspect I have borderline personality disorder. can you help me? And or, and or no, I'm not going to say bad, but cluster bay.

We'll just say cluster bay. We'll just say cluster bay. We'll say cluster B. We'll say closer B. And then never contact me again and suck your own dick and die. Leave that in tow. Yeah, don't. Don't be friends with rapists. Yeah, don't.

Please. You're, it's not worth the friendship. No. Yeah, don't need to be friends of bad people. No. Um, I just want to switch to good people.

I just want to switch out to like our list. listener, uh, sensitive seabass. Uh, he posted a tumbler article, uh, six months after his wife has passed.

And, uh, but one, you're a very good writer. Two, you had me in tears. Uh, you're a good man,

dude. Uh, definitely read it. Maybe when you're not, uh, I'm like tearing up just thinking about it. It's very, it's very well done.

Yeah. Um, and that's like, I'm so a reflective human being. That's a good person that does that. And, you know, uh,

my favorite thing. thing is when you are genuinely touched your voice goes up like three a minute. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. I am a staff. I,

I said in the group chat, like last week, I was having a hard time getting the work on Monday. And I played like the clip from two towers where, like, he's like right out with me for death of honor.

You're like, yes. And Gimli's like, yes, the sun is rising. And I'm like, I'm ready. Tolkien is so good with that. It's a bit of a, you know, like they perjigger it from the books.

But like the whole idea of the sunrising, there's this passage in the Simarillion of Torrin, Torrambar, and the battle where he hues 50 orcs. And as he shouts, he says, Aire Antolova. Dawn shall come again. Every time he swings his axe. And then, of course, like, shit, like, the, what happens to, um, oh, no, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, whorden. Horton is his son. Uh, Horton. Um, uh, he gets cursed by, by Satan and all his, his families.

Oh, read the children of her, hoarding. Uh, it's fucking brutal, but beautiful. Um, and, uh, most things are, man. If I ever would get a tattoo, it might be that or a, Anteluva, like, like, the, the dawn will come again like that's a fucking that's fucking fundamental that's that's kind of the ball game right yeah all things pass

good passes but so does bad and the dawn comes again and sick transit gloria Monday if you will yes yes absolutely well this is a sports podcast allegedly alleged this is 10,000 losses the only

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football real quick. They gave me hope twice. Yep. And then what happened? What happened? Well, you could see, consult the chart. So let's talk. We haven't recorded two weeks of Temple.

Temple lost at Penn State. No surprise there. No surprise. They hung in the first half. And then just. And you can only hang so long if your, your offense isn't scoring. Right.

And like I do want to say that like Temple is a, is a team that like, I think we both kind of knew that this was how it was going to go but like I was like to not score again come on guys like yeah it's it's and it's and it's funny because I thought that the offense might be a little better going in but now we have like no O line it's a but then we hung 48 on Toledo like that was a good game we were up 48 to 35 yes we were yes we were and we're about six minutes left in the fourth Special teams wins games.

You can't give up an on side. Dude, never. Like with a minute left. And then you gave up to a touchdown on two, two throws. What did I, and I'm not blaming the coaching staff here because I know,

it's the players. That's the players thing. You are behind. No, do not get beat deep. That's the rule. If you have to play contain like I, so one of the things that I've,

I've noticed is that like, Like they, and I know we're talking to a wall, but one of the things the Eagles did sort of before Vic Fangio came was they played so much with Jonathan Gannon, right? Like three, three safety. Really weird like, like, high safety pre-fant. Yeah, which was like, what are we doing? Yeah. Yeah, you would have, you would have, it was almost like they were playing like three, three five. Yeah, it was like bizarre.

It was bizarre. Yeah. And, and yeah, like a three-man rush. Cool. And then we give up like 20. 30 yards. And it's like, okay, it took them a minute and a half instead of a minute and 10 to score a touchdown. They're still beating you on a post, even though you have three fucking safeties.

Which is unacceptable. Like, shit like that, right? Like the whole point is that there's never, there's never one-on-one in the post with three-eye. Right. But, you know, hey, I'm not coaching shit. So the Penn State game, like, like, it is what it is, right? Like, that not, I'm not shocked they lost. They, they, they, the defense played well.

That's a bright spot. but the Toledo game we got fucked by refs calls I'm saying the Mac refs are biased there was clear targeting on a play that was overturn overturned there was clear DPI on a on a deep ball that would have that would have been the dagger

that was overturned and then it turned to the you know three now but or turnover but that you can't and Johnny Shepard was willing was willing himself

into scoring position like he was like scrambling he was trying to do that we have decent receivers like we don't have a bad it just needs to click what feels so that's kind of been my observation who's going to be in the NFL

this is kind of my observation with this temple team right it's like it feels like when one phase of the game is firing the other two just kind of forget how to play football Like they're getting gas Like they don't know We don't know how to be in it the whole game Right where they're just like

Oh we're here and like oh shit We have to go again. It's like yeah man That's kind of how football works It's very strange Let's see what happens What's that? What? I said you froze for a second

Am I still here? You're here you're here You froze Can you hear me? Yes Okay well keep running it Am I gone? Yes

No what? Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Can you see me? Yeah. Okay. You glitched first, the I glitched. Oh, okay.

Yeah. All right, we're good. So I want to, we get into overtime. Um, all right. So coaching decisions first. We had like two seconds left, five seconds left. We didn't take a time out. We had one time out left.

We didn't burn it and try to go, hell me, aren't. I disagree. I know you could hurt some guys. I think you do have to go for it. Well, almost always, right? Yeah. I think you have to, because you can win the game there.

Right. It was tied at that point with five seconds left. Right. All right. We go into the overtime. They score first. They score touchdown. We score touchdown and then they go into two point.

They take a time out. I thought they were going to send special teams out. I thought they were maybe trying to see what was going on, get a defensive off sides or something like that. So that you're right up on the goal line. no, they go for it and play action. Do not bite. They do not bite.

Right. Fade throw over the shoulder goes like overthrown. Yeah. You lose the game. Right. I kick the field goal. I kick the extra point and go and try again. Yeah.

So I agree with that, right? I think that like if they've already scored and they've kind of try to go again, right? Just try to go again. Just get in the next one. Like, just see what happens. It's not going to be that much longer. And Casey. So, so that's what kind of concerns me, right?

Is it like, that means that Casey Keeler didn't have at least one interpretation, right, is that he didn't have the confidence in his guys to go again. When you were just saying they look gas, which they do. Yeah. And we have a game on Friday, too. So maybe that was. 4 p.m. right.

Is it the 4 p.m. It's a 4 p.m. on Friday. Yeah, I guess Army. Um, and. Why? Maybe he was, maybe he,

I mean, he probably believed them, I guess. I don't know. 4 p.m. kick. I don't understand that, but, you know,

on a Friday, I guess Army. I think we're home. Yeah. We are home. I, I mean, obviously if you,

if you, if you, uh, get the two point conversion, win the game, it's an instant win. Right. And then we're having a very different conversation, but like, but we're not.

I'd still be like that was, that was ballsy. That's not the call I would have made. That's right. Like I get it if like you are hyper confident in your guys and are like they have not been able to. Like if the game is like, I don't know, like some insane like 60, 60 sort of like we've been we've been just trading body blow after body blow after body blow. and you just like ended right fucking here and you'll lose all right you know what I mean but like you had already given up a two touchdown lead with like five minutes left yeah and and that should that should reflect on the coach and say you should not have had confidence in this team I I mean I do

think they are a better team than than then then people give them credit for yeah I mean I think they're still they're still jelling um I think I Casey Killer's not a bad coach. No, he isn't. He isn't. He's still winning his coaching, active coach in college football. Yes.

Like, including FCS, but yeah, but he, he is, he is not a bad coach and like, we can disagree with his play call

and also be like, but he was put in that position by the special teams. But I also understand that like, yeah, I also understand that like he's not out there fucking trying to do a hand steam. Like,

yeah, that's you guys. That is, that is such a, uh, holy shit. I can't believe you fucked up on site like the one side kick percentage is very low for reason right and again again

getting fucked by the refs for sure um that was targeting um but we went from the chart we have is 99.4% win percentage to you know that with a minute left in the game with a minute left in the game that sucks um toledo and Toledo is not like a No, it's Toledo. It's Toledo. I understand that we root for Temple, but. Yeah. It's not like we haven't played Toledo before because we used to be in the Mac for a little bit.

Not that anyone who's still around was there, but like, I think he was trying to give them a boost. And like, oh, you guys can do it. Oh, we did that. Almost like I don't care if we lose because it the boost. We fought this hard and it's one point loss and it's not like morally. Like maybe he can be like morally listen, it was a loss, but it was a one point loss. Right. I don't know.

I don't know what he's going to say. I haven't looked at like any press conferences or anything. What I question that sort of play action. If you want to be tricky, I'm looking more RPO. like, like something a little more complicated. Yeah. And maybe we're just not there. Right.

Well, like that's, I mean, I also think that like, I don't know, dude, we had hung 42 on them at that point. I guess maybe the thought was they can't stop us in a meaningful way. So we're going to go for two. Like, I don't know. I don't like like fade throws to the, to the corner of the end zone. End zone fades don't fucking work. Especially not ever.

On like the near side where you have no room. No. they don't. Goal line fade, not goal line fades, but like, and back in the end zone fades, do not work. They're a dumb pole play. They are, unless you have. Unless it was Peter Clark who's six with six.

Right. But it was like, but it, right, exactly. But like, unless you have fucking prime Rob Grancowski out there and he's being guarded by like, I don't know,

who's short. Like, pick up short, there's any short defenders? I don't know, with a running, any running back. Yeah, he's being guarded by a,

oh, no, like Garrett Blunt, this, bizarre world scenarios first back i thought of uh yeah unless it's gronk like no you just do not do it like stop that because no one can block for you and like it's like there's something really like annoying to me about like trusting a one-on-one matchup especially in college ball to win a game yeah like like it it puts everyone else on a fucking island basically i just don't i've never

likes that call i've never liked the end i i've never liked the I I it looks cool I'd rather I again I'm not a coach I'd rather see some sort of fucking slant or drag something breaking in I know they're all

clogged up some some use the space I you have Joe Joe Bermudeos who's is really really elusive fuck it end around or some shit right I don't know I was try something that they're not expecting

right and the play line, play action end zone fade on the near side like you've got like five yards well not five yards, but you've very little room on that side. Well that's always been on a beef, right? Is it like you need space? And this is in theory of spread offense.

Well, like most of them are. But, you know, like we're not spreading the, like, all right, if you're going to line up fucking Maryland eye, we're bringing all the tight ends in. Right. And Sam Brown who's back and he played really well. have a jump over the fucking, I'd rather see that almost. Yeah, and if we lose on that, then we absolutely lose all that.

Fine. Fine. Like, I get, I get play. I get there's a play action component to it. Of course, yeah. But, ah, like, like, oh my God, something is like a quick pass, a stick. Anything, anything, anything quick. A little bubble.

I don't know. I don't know. It's something, not a fade. I just, you're in the end zone. You're cramped up on that side. You could just sit fucking back in zone. and just wait. Yeah.

And the guy's running behind you, well, it's an end zone feed. So it can't be that high overhead. Right. You know? And I just have to make sure that he doesn't catch it. I could get a hand of finger on it. I can push him out of bounds. I don't know.

So, I mean, I think that's where I'm questioning the decision making is on that. It was, otherwise it was a good game. Like, like, like, I, I, like, the, the problem I have with this is that you're trusting an end zone fade to a team that like, that's like, I don't know, man. I get that you want to be confident in your guys, right? And like, if you lose, you lose. But like, that's like, like, you were just like, like, that's the call, though. Like, yeah. You know what I mean?

Like, that's a really gutsy call. Like, it disproportionately guts a call is what I'd call it. Like, it's one thing, it's one thing if you're, if your temple, right? And you're like, all right, we're playing fucking, I don't know, like Oklahoma. And we're down and we brought over time. You want to, you, you, you, you want to play like that against Oklahoma or something. Fine. I don't care.

Fucking, let's see what. If we lose like that, it. We can do, we could do. And we lose like that. Fuck it. We can do, we can do statute of liberty at this one. Let's just see what happens. Boise State, Boise State, Oklahoma, 2007 festival.

They literally did Philly, filly, do it, do a reverse pass. Do you remember when we were at the FAU game? Do you remember this? And they, they,

they filly-fillyed us. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, we got, we got really special. And we won that game. We did with that.

So I know Casey Killer can manage a game in overtime. Yeah. Or no, was that Stan Drayton still. I think that was Drayton. That was straight. It was straightened. It was Straden.

That was his last win. Yeah. All, is what, ninth win? 12th win. God damn. awful team.

And now he's what, the running backs coach for Penn State, I think. Is he? He was. Yeah. Stan. Oh, now he's at USC. South Carolina. But I think he was.

He was at one point the running backs coach at Penn State. Yes. Yeah. For like a minute. Yeah, he was. So he was our head coach from, dude, I just want to read you his resume, right? Running backs, 1993, running backs coach, Allegheny, 1994. running backs coach at Eastern Michigan.

95. Penn State running backs coach. No, Penn. Oh, did I say Penn State? Yeah, I'm at Penn. The University of Pennsylvania. Villanova from 9699, running backs coach.

2000, Bowling Green, running backs coach. From 2001 to 2003, he was offensive quality control and special teams. Packers. 2004, Mississippi State. Right, back to Mississippi State. 2005 to 2005 to.

2007, the Florida running backs coach. 2008, the Tennessee running backs coach. 2009, Syracuse running backs coach. 2010, Florida again, running backs coach. 2011, this is where it gets weird. Ohio State's wide receiver coach. And then 2012, 2014, Ohio 6th, running back coach. 2015, 2016, the Chicago Bears running back coach.

2017 to 2021, Texas, the assistant head coach, running backs and what's running game coordinator yeah and then what dumbass fucking school would offer this man who's been an assistant for boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo 28 years oh yeah man not even a coordinator yeah yeah man come be our head coach yeah yeah man go else head coaching record nine and 25 yeah uh something tells me that this dude there are catholic priests with less assignments than this who got shuffled around. Oh, God. That is, he sucks.

I guess he's, he's, was he, all right, so when he was supposed to Chicago, was that when, what's his name was really good, Jordan Howard? So maybe, yeah, yeah, that was a bearish with Jordan Howard. Rookie, Jordan Howard, yeah. Yeah, so maybe, yeah, maybe he's good at coaching running backs. You don't have to be the head coach You shouldn't have to be the head coach, right?

Like if you're really good at coaching running backs Let's just have you coach running backs And we'll give you a pay bump. Yeah, exactly. This is what you're good at like. But you're also, you're at a new place every fucking year. So I don't know about this, dude. I had heard things that he was boys with the athletic director at Temple.

I don't know if that's true. But that was a bad. That was a bad. I mean, I'm a little confused as to like, why you keep getting bounced around like because he probably sucks he probably sucks has a running backs

like he doesn't make any sense do you ever watch him talk Stan Dyson yeah he's he was a running back in college in the 80s yeah he's his brains his brains fucking

mosh um however however he did he was on the 1990 national champion.

Alleghen. Oh, that's when they were D3. Division three national champion. Allegheny Gators. They beat like him in college. I got to know if he like led them to glory. Hold up. Can I question why we have a team in

Pennsylvania, Allegheny College in Meadville, PA, called the Gators. We don't have any gators up here. No, they're in the sewer. The sewers of Meadville, Pennsylvania? Yeah, man. Then in the sewers. Which I had just had to look it up. It's 40 miles outside of Eerie P.

Yeah, I know it is. There's no gators up there. No, there's no, you're crazy. There's gators there. They don't have sewers in that part of Pennsylvania. No, there's gators, dude. Running, running. You're not, there's gators, dude.

The land. Nah, you're crazy. Nah, you're crazy. There's a new deal for guys. So many gators, dude. I can't find. Okay, so we just have the results, but I'm not seeing how my voice stage rate.

I don't. I will tell you that. he, okay, so Ted Allegheny players received first team honors on the 1990 all NCAA honors. Quarterback, linebacker, center, and DB got it, but not our boy. Staying Trit. I want to bring attention to our friend Mike Gibson of Temple Football Forever, who actually had a pretty rational response about how, like the kids were failed by the coaching staff towards the end. Yeah.

And he's also saying he basically gave to the lead of the game with that fade pass at tight end. So was that the, I can't remember if it was Clark or to the other guy. We have two other tight ends. Ryder Kush, which by the way, ooh, he's from BC. So that BC, BC Cush. That is a weed guy name.

That is. If we ever had one. But so he on his tags. So tagged understand. posted in Casey Keeler Temple Football Tagged a Johnny Shepherd Bible Faith fiction Jesus Casey Keeler Temple Football Toledo football

Travel Are you trying to do some SEO there Mike? What? Why is Christ is not mentioned once in this article? Why is he tagged with Christ or Jesus? I can link you there.

I can link you the article. Yeah, might as well. No, go away. Catbot thing came up. Thank you. Yeah. I think we're looking at another five of the seven season. This is what a...

Yep. I mean, probably, dude. I think we, I think we can, I think we can go bowling this year. I still, I still believe. Please. I still believe with this team, we can. I want to go bowling so bad. And like, looking at our schedule,

to the temple schedule. So we have Army, USF, Yukon. You con, like, now playing well, apparently. Youcons actually, unfortunately, do. Charlotte, ECU, Navy, UAB, Rice, and Memphis. I mean, okay, so you can go 6 to 6.6. We can go 148 to 20 yesterday. Yeah.

Against, that's how you got. Southern Mississippi, yes, it does. Yeah, Yukon's having a year this year so far. But, I mean, USF might be, let me look at these. Yeah, USF has been putting up points, right? Yeah. Yeah, they beat Army. Well, they just beat Delaware State 5917.

Yeah, well, it's Delaware State. They're also playing a Mac team, Bowling Green. I've seen Bullying Green before. Yeah, you have. I have. You can sneak out. I mean, the American isn't like a bottom of the barrel conference. We're a group of six.

Suck the Sun Belt. Hey, you mean the fun belt. You mean the fun belt. Or Conference USA. Which is where Delaware is, right? Yeah, they're like the, think Liberty's in, is Liberty in CUSA or Sunbelt? I think they just moved. I can't remember to who are aware.

No, Liberty's in CUSA. Yeah. Yeah, it's the sort of just, hey, are you coming up from FCS? Welcome to Conference USA. We say, do we see. Yeah, unless you're Sacramento State, you're in the Mac for some reason. Let me read you. This is a real.

Murder's Robe. It seems. All right, we've got Florida International. Oh, hang on. University of Delaware. Mm-hmm. Florida International University, they of the Pitbull Stadium. Pitchinville State University, which is in Alabama.

Are they Gamecox, too? Yeah, they are. Yeah, go Cox. Kennesaw State University, Owls. Yeah. Liberty University, Flames and Leder Flames, of course. What's his? name Jerry Falwa driving on the sidewalk.

Walt. He used to do that. Sitting in the cuck chair. I don't know, dude. He used to drive on the sidewalk and scared and scared students. Fucking dead. Yeah. Guys are real piece of shit.

I have that for I first hand witness to testify. Middle Tennessee State University. Go Blue Raiders. Missouri State University. Go bears. I've actually never heard of Missouri State. New Mexico State University, Las Cruces, New Mexico. The Aggies.

Yeah. Our boys at Sam Houston State University in Huntsville, Texas. Bearcats spelled the K for reasons beyond me. And then Western Kentucky University. Hilltoppers. Go fucking hilltoppers. Yeah. Anyway, that's, yeah, that's conference USA.

Well, hang on one second. Do you want to hear something funny? Yes. So, Bowling Green University. Yes. Right. Is in Ohio? Ohio.

Western Kentucky University is in Bowling Green, Kentucky. Yes. Fuck you. It can only be one. Hey, we have two Miami's already. We can't have two fucking bowling greens. Bowling Green is a very common toponym from the colonial period. Interesting.

Yeah, there's a bowling green. There was a Bowling Green Manhattan. I think it was down. Not to be. confused with Bowling Green Township Licking County, Ohio. I was going to Lincoln County. Yeah, I'm trying to lick some butts or bowling green

township Marion County. O'HIS and Lincoln County. Y'all I'm trying to eat some. That's where I'm trying to go. Sorry. That was a good Delco Yo there. You got it there. Thank you.

Oh, excuse me. Jesus Christ. Eagles, how do you feel about the Eagles after that first game? I don't fucking care anymore. Kill me dead. All right. I have a few things. We're playing the Titans.

They're actually playing the Titans in a half hour as we're recording. Yeah. All right. I will be honest with you. If we don't like, like beat up on the Titans a little bit, I'm not saying 40, nothing, but like, we also understand. Like, so I have a few. Washington's like like like we, we, we beat Washington, but kind of it was a nail better. It was a game.

It was an actual game. Right. So I have a few things to say. Number one, I think Washington. came into the season very underrated. Yes. They're better. They're better.

They've been slowly improving. Well, Robert, two years ago, they went to the NFC championship. And we did beat them then. Yeah. But Jane Daniels might be the fucking guy.

Yeah, he's not back. No, he's not bad. Last year, they stunk because he was dead. He was, yeah,

like, they brought him back. Yeah, he hung in there. This, like, the problem. So a couple things is that,

one, I think the, the commanders are like a trickier out of them than people kind of thought they would be. Number two, our line discipline is horrible.

Our lines, yeah, that's the big thing with this year. The line, the line is not good. I know there's injuries in the old guys.

And we have, Dickerson had to basically come out and be like, yeah, I looked like trash. Now I'm going on IR, which I think may be like, I don't know. Oh, so Cam Juergens is playing today?

Right. Jordan Bayada, Cam Juergens, Drew Kendall, Tyler, Steen, Lane Johnson. That's our, Tyler Steen's going to go 13 sacks Dude sucks

He was a what Is this third year or second year It was like his fifth I don't know Is he really? I don't know I don't know how time works I think of Oscar Steen Oscar Steen and Hammerstein

Was Oscar and Hammerstein Yeah this is his He was drafted in 23 Yeah Yeah Bama Yeah Yeah, I mean, we'll see as I have a feeling that this is going to be a

mediocre year. I think we're still getting into the playoffs, but I think it's like a first round exit type of deal. I think we're going like, not 90, but like maybe 10. No, no, well, okay, I think I think it depends, right? Like, I, the probably, obviously depends. But the east is not a given.

I don't think it's given. No, no. But my thing is that I actually, I'm a little more optimistic than that. I think that like the line play will improve. Sure. So first game got to get to basically shake the shit out, right? That's a discipline repetition problem. Like you haven't been taking snaps in a competitive environment because we don't play preseason anymore.

Like, you know? Yeah. Starters ever play preseason. It's just it's the practice squad guys at this point. So like you're a little. Rusty, you got to, like, you're doing scripted drives, whatever, fine, kind of knock that out. I think that, like, we'll know, I'm willing to get them to, like, week four. Yeah.

Like, what we see by, like, week four, week five is what we're going to see, right? And, like, if they go into Tennessee today and it's close, that is a very bad omen, right? because Tennessee just lost to the Gino Smith-led New York Chats. The pride of Western Virginia University. Yeah. If the line looks better. And the line looks better than we were having a different conversation actually, right? But if the line looks like it did this past weekend, we are in deep shit.

Yeah. The line was just undisciplined. Like the O line forgot how to block meaningfully. like but this is also could be a trap game you know if we don't think yeah i i i i'm hoping that we're not confident enough to view anything as a trap game right now because we too but yeah no um i i i i'm um and this is a i i i do have to move because we have such a large voice uh oh do we have a lot of voices a lot of mail that we have to get to we haven't done for two

episodes we have to get into it. But I, we said this before, I'm done with the Siriani show. I'm done with the Italian flag shit on the hats. I don't care. He doesn't do anything. I,

he will, when he leaves the Eagles, he will not find success anywhere else. I, so I've actually kind of wondered about that. So I have, I have thought that he's, So what I have expected is that he will get a coordinator job.

Maybe. I think he will get a coordinator job because I think that like someone out there he's basically dumb enough to assume that he was like. Oh, of course. There's someone dumb enough to hire St. Drayton. Right. Yeah, right? Like there's someone for everyone.

Does he get another crack in a head coach job? Not for at least what, five, six, seven years probably. Yeah. I mean, I mean, he might. He might. He might. And I think he would be like a like, like, oh, he's so bad. Like what were the, what were the Eagles smoking when they recommend when they said like, oh, yeah, we just did the part ways.

But like, no, we definitely recommend them. Like, I mean, so he, I'm trying to figure something out. So he, I think he's a three time division three champion. Yeah. With Mount Union. I would love to know. With Mount Union. With Mount Union.

I'm trying to figure something out. So I just. I just want to point out I'm looking at so he before he was the eagle side coach he was the O.C. of the cults. So I will so here's a couple things. He did not, I found this interesting

he didn't call plays as the as the I'm charging what that is. There's some sort of magical wizard or fairy entering that X or something. Um, so I, um, okay. So, uh, Siriani didn't call the place, which I find interesting because Frank Reich did when he was head coach of the Colts.

Okay. And he had, uh, Andrew Luck the last year. Uh, Andrew Luck luck luck's last year. Um, I, what is that? Okay, we're starting to, are you seeing this drop every five seconds? Oh, I'm offline. Can you hear like we're, I'm dropping constantly. I don't know what's happening.

You just drop once. Instead of I dropped like five times. Oh, you just drop once and it's you're still good. You're still recording. Okay, great. So I, what I was saying is Siriani had Andrew Luck during Lux's final year. Then Jacoby Brissette, who is okay. Like he's a mediocre to okay quarterback, right?

And then, uh, old man rivers. And when, so they made the playoffs two out of those three years. And they finish 10th in the league with Andrew Luck. This is in DVOA, right? So it's a football. It was defense adjusted value over average, which is like an advanced stat. But they did 10th, 19th, and 12th. So like, I don't know, man.

Like, no, I still like him. I also don't like him. but I know we apologize to him because we won the Super Bowl. No, one of us did. One of us did not. Oh, I know who it was. It was you. No, I don't think so.

It's on record. Never happened. Fake news. Never happened. I was down there when the Super Bowl happened telling Nick how good a job he did. Yeah, I don't know. Like he has made, he has made decisions that get papered over. because the team is still successful.

Yep. But like there's weird play calling stuff with like the timeouts against the wild card. He's a fucking, he's a fucking child. He gets like mad and shit like that. Like like you remember he got mad at the fans? Like like be a grown ass man. That's beneath you.

Oh. Anyway, I, I, um, we'll see what happens today. Um, I want to, I want to, move to the DMs in the voicemails real quick because that's, I want to try and get this in before kickoff.

Phillies, I'll just mention, I don't know what's going on with them. We're always four games back. Yeah, we suck. We suck. We're Kirkering to AAA, which is probably a good thing. Just DFA the whole fucking team at this point. It's whatever. Yeah, we're six games back now.

Cool. Good for us. Cool. Probably a wildcard spot, maybe get into the visual series and lose. Anyway. DMS. What's that? I said, hell yeah, Daddy.

Yeah. All right. So first DM. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. This is Egan from Central Ontario, pronouncing him. New name because I felt like it. What was your own name?

Don't worry about it. The 2026-27 season of the United Rugby Championship is starting up at the end of the month. With the first round of 18 taking place on the 25th and 26, the rounds will ultimately culminate with the season's grand final scheduled to take place on June 19, 2027. There are six teams competing in a United Rugby. championship, the four provinces of Ireland, Connick Lundster, Munster, Munster and Ulster. Four Scyth-African teams,

the bulls, the liens, the sheiks into the stums. I don't have a good South African voice. Four Welsh teams, I can't do that. Cardiff, the Dragons, the Ospreys, and the Scarletes. Four Welsh teams, I can't do that is pretty good. Pretty good.

We have two a Italiani, two a squadronerie, Italiane. Duet, Drey, Italiané, Benetton and Cebre. In final, two Scottish teams Edinburgh in the Glasgow Warriors. To start off the season on the 25th, Ulster, who ended up overall ninth place last season,

we'll be facing Edinburgh at home in Belfast. At the same time, eighth place, Connick, will be playing against Cape Town Stormers. I don't like that for Cape Town at home in Galway. On the 26th, second place, Lester, actually won their 10th championship title last season. and we'll actually be down in J-Berg to face the Lions. Later that day, Fifth Place Munster will be going up against the Glasgow Warriors at home in Limerick.

What's interesting about the URC is that there are four other rugby tournaments which occurred during the season and where the players for the four provinces as well as a plan, the rugby internationals, the Challenge Cup, the Champions Cup, and the Six Nations championship. These other tournaments are actually why there are so many several week breaks in between rounds in the URC and why the entire season last 10 months from September all the way to June. I kind of like that, though. In particular, the National Irish Team will play in the internationals and the Six Nations. Meanwhile, the top eight teams from last season will play the Champions Cup against the other European teams, meaning that Lensler, Munster and Connick will all be in the upcoming competition.

As they ended up in ninth place last season, therefore in the bottom half of the teams, Ulster will instead be competing in the Challenge Cup also against other European teams. Personally, someone who thinks the Ireland is pretty cool and the Irish himself, hence the name Egan, I do hope that all four provinces as well as the Irish national team will do well this season. I'm specifically room for Connick in the six matches. They will have this season against the other three provinces. Anyway, go Ireland. Go my above it. Hamilton Tiger Cats. Go pagans.

Go birds. Go Phil's. Go Alice. Fuck the Ford or fuck Penn State. Yeah. That is a interesting. One of these days I'm going to explore rugby more. Yeah.

It's really fun to watch. And there is like a Masters level rugby league in like the area. Like once you turn 40, I think you can join it. So it can go get CTE. is an older guy. So thanks for the update. I forget what your original name was. But it doesn't matter.

Looks interesting. Keep us updated on the rugby. All right. Can you pronounce that, Leo? Oh, fuck. I close to notes. It's Roshin. Hang on one second. Just that greeting there. Yeah.

Guardians are giving me hope. No, no, no, no, no, pronounce that Irish word, the phrase. I don't try. Maybe ours. You got that. The adit. The adit. Okay.

I'm learning. I had my first Irish class. I was going to go dude, so close. It's not, I have to do my homework at the, uh, Ritchie and I are in the class together. We found out. So it's kind of cool. so she was sending me like messages the other day just practicing. Oh, you're a little ahead of me.

I have to, but they teach you how to pronounce it. The first thing they teach is pronunciation. That's helpful. Because Irish is insane. Although the vowels aren't that bad. Guardians are giving me hope once in. We're getting to kick, buddy.

Getting to kick, buddy. Going 11-5 since the last update, but now that I've spoken that into existence, they'll probably crash and burn at the finish line. They're back to just above 500 as of writing Sunday morning. be checked now. Two weeks a do. And still very much the wild cards chase.

Battling out. They're first place to the AL Center right now. Great. Battling out with Toronto for the final wildcards right. They also made history sweeping Friday's double header, overcoming god-awful starting pitching performances to walk-off both games. With Brian Rokio being the sixth player in M will be his sheet to hit both a grand save and a walk-off home run on the same game.

That's fucking sick. And the first to do so from opposite sides of the plate. Travis Bazana Banzanas Banana Banzas Yeah

Yeah Yob Large tracks of land As you do Was the hero I like tits man As it was the hero of game

Two driving Right Driving in the tying Right And I'm winning it With an RBI single in the 10th Orix Bufels

Have been on a Jesus Christ Christ Roshin Oryx Bopholus I've been on a skin recently They're 5964 And two

That's not very good Fourth of the Pacific League and 17 and a half games behind the front runner soft bank hawks Buffaloes have the worst team ERA and NPB with not 3.86 few of steals the 35 and the third

fewest home runs. Sorry, all the teams behind them are the Central League Yacolts Swallows and the Hiroshima That's what I'm trying to do. Carpiana but it's fine. Buffalo's right-handed pitcher Koha-Zuma just under what Tom and John, his third

elbows is his many years. Oh, brother. Don't just call it. On to the Packers. Josh Jacobs has been placed on the commissioner's exempt list. I had to explain what this was at dinner the other day. Yeah.

His initial came for the battery. Criminal damage to property charges that has been bumped up to Thursday. More news as that goes forward. All news by now, but Katz picked up Peyton Watson. Don't worry, we're sure. It's all just by now. And Kim Whitmore is for a five-team deal between Cleveland, Denver, I think he was in trial.

And the clip are brackets, pause for booze, close brackets. And in tragic news, James, Jimithy Hardin, has signed a three-year extension with the Cavs, automatically dashing any championship hosts for the render of the decade. Go guards, go cows, go Buffaloes, go birds, fuck Doug Eddings, fuck, all ums are bashes, that's true. Fuck the Browns, fuck Jimmy Haslam, fuck Paul Dolan, fuck Ohio State and fuck Penn State. Yeah.

When we were in our class, there was some one of the classmates just starts going, like, how do I become a druid? And I was just like, yeah, I was just like, So I'm like passing messages to Roshin in Discord, being like, all right, lady. Okay, all right, let's move on. Let's learn more about Irish language. Thank you.

Another one person was like, I think I'm descended from the gods. It's like, okay, that's not. You aren't. They're mythical genius. You aren't, though. You aren't, though. You aren't, put it back in the box.

Put it back in the box. All right. I think this is Wayne because he's talking about Rutgers. Hey, Tommy, Liam, Liam. time to recap every single thing that's going wrong with the stupid fucking teams I support to add at that and we're going to start with fucking Rutgers Buckers Buckers yours. We proceeded to become the laughing stock of all college football yet again

as it proceeded to not just lose but get demolished by UMass 307 to 20 and then who do they lose to the following week because Rutgers is not doing well at all they're like they're 0 and 3 yeah they lost to fucking Boston College yes and then they and USC but they do

Dude, they lost by... In a big 10 matchup to the USC. They lost by 7, 4235 to USC. Rutgers, no shit, hung tough with number 12 USA. Yeah. Why?

Why are you doing this? I don't know. So they proceed to lose by demolish by UMass 3720. This was a UMass team that gone winless against FBS opponents since 2023 and lost all their games in 2025. And this is after Rutgers got NIL money

directly from the state of New Jersey. Chiano is now firmly in the hot. seat with all these losses. The games against... Folks are now squirming about the Howard game after the performance Thursday. Oh, can you a value of each of money?

Yeah, they're playing Howard this week, 25th at 7. The Mets are still dead. Fuck you. Yep, they're eliminated. Liverpool now started out sluggish again by scrapping by withdrawals against Newcastle, Nottingham Farras, by giving Indoni Earola his first win

for the club against Ipswich. The only high points have been the Celtic starting all season. I think didn't they just lose? Probably with Derby. With all wins as league play, although the eight shit and swore a four goal advantage to Champions League final qualifying round, damned to the Europa League again.

There was also bad as to dudes as the Scottish League is now banned away fans from all Glasgow Derby League games at the Ranger fans attack Celtic fans. Is it Celtic or Celtic? I always fuck it up. It's Celtic. Celtic fans.

Yes. Fucking palidization. After their loss in the Scottish Cup quarterfinal against quarterfow last season, my bet. The Bose are back in the FAA Cup semis after surviving penalties against St. Patrick's Athletic and are only six points behind Shamrock Rivers

are top of the league. Now to see how the Eagles mess with whatever remains in my emotions this upcoming season. Fuck fascist, fuck Penn State, fuck the wreckers admin. Yes. Free Palestine, absolutely. Oh, fuck Ed Shearing. Fuck Ed Shearin. What a baby. Anyway.

All right. So we got some voicemails. We got time. Do we have time? Yeah, we do. We do. Yeah, we have time. Charlie, I'm so sorry.

I'm not playing six. I have like six voicemails from you. I'm playing the last one. We love you. We love you, we love you, buddy. I'm sorry. You are a strange man,

but you are a strange man. But we're going to start with Nova. Let's listen. Hi, Tom. Yay, Liam. It's Nova from the middle of the country, pronoun she, her.

And I was just listening to the astronomy episode, Tom. And you're about getting a bunch of bros together in Starfleet, to a wait for uniforms to go to a run fair because that's the thing. And you might want to know that I was on the cast of a run fair this spring. And I had a com badge buried in my costume of a medieval peasant so that when an away team would come through, I would take them aside and then chew them out. Hell yes.

Hell yes. Violing the prime directive. It's really muddy and nobody wanted to get their space pajamas dirty. So I didn't get the opportunity to do that. But just saying, you go to a run fair in 018 uniform, you might bump into Section 31. Who knows? Anyway, that's all I got. Fuck all the transphobes who are using the WNBA.

Oh, yeah. Stupid point. And have a good one. Take care. Bye-bye. Thanks, so I want to say, I want to say I hate Section 31 as a concept. The one episode, it's okay, is the first episode. it's in.

Who's going to name a government organization after an article of a constitution? Yeah, I'm with, I'm with Article 5. What the hell is section? So, section 31 is this, this, it's this, in the original iteration, which is the only one I accept is it's a deep state type of group that is willing to do dirty work for the federation to preserve its utopia. it's very, it's very,

it's immediately morally bankrupt and the DS-9 they get rid of it. But after 9-11, a lot of new track has loved Section 31 to be like, these are the, you want me on that wall type of fucking idiots.

And then the Section 31 movie, which came out, might actually be one of the worst films ever made. I've only seen clips. But it's, I feel bad for the actors. That's all I'm going to say. All right. Let's get in. We actually have Henry.

And I think we've been sitting this one for a couple of minutes. So let's listen to Henry. Oh, thanks, Nova. Sorry. For holding. Your call is very important to us. Henry from Minnesota, pronouns, he, him. Here to deliver more fighting game news.

Recently released fighting game Marvel Tocon Fighting Souls by developer Arc System Works has been feeling. That's the name. recently despite being one of the most highly anticipated fighting games in a long while primarily due to the fcc's longstanding connection with marvel fighting games which quite frankly would take too long to get into right now no do it has a wide variety of the game has a wide variety of problems foisted upon to it by sony the studio that produced it uh and if you haven't heard sony wow that's that's crazy yeah uh to end i was going to talk all the fuck

ass announcement this in the future uh decision that nobody likes and somehow made things worse for them. I don't know how they keep doing it. Tokon comes with a very deeply programmed anti-cheat software built into it, which is only optimized to run on the PS5, which meaning the PC version has near constant issues with performance, and even after a patch fixing some of it, matchmaking has become much harder due to the negative publicity

the game got after one of the FGC's biggest and most beloved content creators, Maximilian Dude uninstalled the game live on his stream and switched to PS5. It's just kind of hard. That's kind of funny. So what game is this? Additionally, still, the game requires a PlayStation account no matter what console you're playing it on, which means... Marvel Tokon Fighting Souls? 20 plus countries the PSN does not exist in.

Straight up, you can't play the game at all. And of course, the kicker to all this, super advanced anti-cheats. that caused so many of these problems just got cracked the other day and they removed it and it made the game run flawlessly. Yep, that's why anti-cheonels. So, it works on Linux. So great job. Great job, Sony. You've knocked it out of the park yet again.

That's all for me, but I might actually have another thing potentially next week as well. I'd like to do a little bit more research on it to give a little bit of a better explanation. But, you know, someday, who knows, if I have disposable income to pay for a Patreon, maybe I can get into the Discord and give these updates. updates quickly. Oh, yeah. Please, please, please, I need it. I'm going to be paying. My student loans are coming due.

I have to pay them. We're floating some ideas around for that. But thanks for the update. We definitely want to hear like the world. We're always happy to hear from August 27th. So sorry, Henry. Doesn't mean that we don't love you. Just means that we had a lot of shit to handle.

But definitely want to hear more. Yeah, fuck Sony for that shit too. It just you'll owe nothing and be happy is coming true. more and more. All right, we got Kyle. It's, me, Liam. This is Kyle from Worcester, apparently on seeing him. Wusta.

Wooster. So, holy shit. I had to listen to this game at work because I'm a second shifter who's in the factory. But I just, the Minnesota Golden Gophers played, oh, East Illinois. I know obviously that's meant to be like an obvious, like, barn burner. And it did turn out to be one. Oh, right. Minnesota won like 59.

Okay. Yeah. But the crazy thing is, uh, one of the golden gopers guys, uh, Javon Tracy, motherfucker had two, count them two punt receptions for touchdowns. Hell yeah. Oh. Hell yeah. That's like a whole career.

I think he broke like the school's record. Uh, that's crazy. Minnesota they hadn't had one of those. Like just one of, like David Hester. Remember that? Yeah. But, uh, man, you're going to see highlights of the, dude and he earned it that was fucking awesome I love that shit of course again

if he's Illinois I'm pretty sure like my local team on unfortunately my my local high school team could probably beat them but uh yeah it's just a surprisingly quick quick one from Kyle and if I wasn't sturdy yet I had nothing to say the Guardians are breaking another Clevelander uh uh uh uh football on hockey cannot come fast enough, my friends. All right. See later. Is this Worcester, Ohio, then? Yeah.

Wooster spelled, and it's spelled just Wooster. I think he's called. He's called him before, right? Yeah. I think so, yeah. Yeah. Is this, is this, is this, is this, is this, is this, is this, is this, is this is this is this is this is called.

Yeah, I thought so. They had the same voice. Oh. Maybe he moved. I don't know. Oh. He sounds very clear. Probably because it wasn't recorded at four in the fucking morning. Oh, yeah, the, the, the charlie from.

It was still at 12 a... The Charlie from Roxburgh special, which is... Hey, Tobier. Yeah. No, there was one Charlie Culled in, and there was a fucking CSX train going on behind them. I know where he recorded it from because you have to cross the tracks

to get to the fucking soup. I know that. All right, thanks, Kyle. Whatever you're doing, Kyle, keep it up because you sound nice and clean and fresh there. So, um... Oh, second shifter at the factory, that's why. All right, we're going to, we have two more voicemails.

I think it's Fox, based on, I didn't listen to it yet. I think it's Fox. So I can't take two because your intro to that recording absolutely through me. Hello, Philadelphia, sports pervert. My voicemail. I am Fox, they, them. I'm from San Jose and I've been tracked in Buffalo for 12. Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

My coworkers are trying to do a no-money fantasy football league, and all I know is Magic the Gathering draft. I don't know how to draft for fantasy football. Do you open the pack and pass it to the next guy when you take a card? I usually vibe really well with green black or ractos, but, you know, whatever. Do I make a gimmick out of this? Do I just do all Josh's? No. No.

Yeah, I'm very fucking bad at phone call. Love you guys. Yay, Liam. Thank you. Thank you, Fox. So I'll give you my strategy, Liam. You can concur or disagree. Don't draft a quarterback till if you get Josh Allen, third round's fine.

Right. Otherwise, fourth, because they're all going to put up a lot of points. Yeah. Right. You pick one, right? Don't draft Don't get like a defense until later Because that doesn't matter

A kicker is also later Just focus on the on the high scoring points positions You can go find guides online to like players That like might be slept on and stuff like that That's what I usually try to do is like get the The athletic does it But they're near times and they suck But you can there's tons of ESPN has it

I know people who just literally auto draft BPA Best Player available and they do well as well. So as long as you're not drafting, unless you have a generational quarterback, Josh Allen third round. Right, yeah. And I, so, like, I had the first round pick,

so I got Bijon, but then I had to go so many rounds and the best wide receiver was AJ Brown. Oh, did you do snake draft? The snake draft. So then I took Josh Allen the first thing at the top of the third. And so far, I lost by like 10 points last,

last oh, as you're dying with the day. Yeah, so I have a guy who can put up, he put up 70 points in my league. So,

depends. We'll see how things go today. But yeah, that would be my strategy. I don't know if you have anything else to add to that. Not really.

Ow. All right. He's saying out because he's cracking his knuckles. All right, we got one more voice about from Charlie, and I know kick-ups

about to happen, but we'll be getting out here in a minute. Hey, guys. Hey, Liam. Hey, Liam. Hey, Tom. This is Charlie from Roxborough. He, him.

Philadelphia Union winning street They're having it Yeah they're on fire right now I thought Yeah they got that young kid Sullivan right Cavan yeah

Kansas City Oh they won yeah But it was a Ultimate tale of two halves With the union Going down 3-0 In the first half Kansas City bought a 17 million

I don't like how they talk about acquiring players. Yeah. The third off of the set piece. And pretty much you look down and out and pretty much out of it until the second half. And when they scored three goals, Quinn Sullivan getting the second goal, Frankie Westfield, or Bruno Damiani were credited with. the first goal grabbing his notes if you type notes if you type notes for this Charlie that's very adorable I think him on Olaaski got the third goal

sporting Kansas City was generous enough to put the fourth goal in to give him the win thanks Sporting Kansas City I know dude draft bucks in the start of the second to win to win the game, but they did. And that's coming after a several crushing comeback. Yes.

Exhaustively. Liam's flipping, flipping you off. You'll be missing five players, five starters due to international duty. That's crazy to me. International duty. Yo, they call me international duty. I'm duty free.

Trying to crush that international booty. I'm pit bull now, I guess. Oh shit. To Rudy Tootty Fresh and Fruity. There you go. You should go to IHop sometime, dude. The last time I was in IHop was right before it was a, we did our mission brief for Super Storm Sandy. We had to go check on people who never checked in.

Oh, wow. We did it at the IHop. We was like, which one? The one, South Philly. Oh, okay. Those two. Yeah, exactly. Okay.

Because the coasties where they were like. the activity were like look we're not going to have a mess all open that early feel free to come in right we're just going to go eat it I hop and then roll on down and like I don't know if it was out of people are alive

or the one where the security guard shot that guy I don't think it was that one that's center city no it's that's right yeah yeah yeah get the white don't get that all right um so

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