Ten Thousand Losses - Thot Leader

Episode Date: October 2, 2023

Recorded as Tropical Storm Ophelia was barreling down the Mid-Atlantic, our brave boys still managed to record a longer-than-usual ep of 10kL. We talk about dumb AI shit, how awesome college softball pitchers are, the state of our local sports teams, and spend some time covering the awful situation that running backs find themselves in today's NFL. We also get to a lot of listener messages, including our first ever cryptid caller!  Leave us a voicemail! (give your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain 

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have a sense of John Cooney. And we are live. We are recording. Things appear to be going well. Zencaster hasn't crashed yet. No, we discovered that Zencastr is haunted.

Zencastr is haunted. It's a program that barely works and now they're introducing AI to it. What AI? I have no idea, man. They sent us an email that I haven't read, but I think Roz did. Oh, sorry. I thought you were gonna go um like we're gonna use ai to like fill in the gaps like yeah i don't know let me see if i can bring up the email since that sounds that sounds like a good uh piece of bullshit i mean we know now it's just a marketing term right like we right uh use ai create viral clips with just a few clicks learn more okay i'm learning more become a thought leader in 90 days

and let ai automate your content mark i'm gonna kill myself thought leader a thought leader sarah silverman uses it zuckerberg uses it tony hawk uses it matthew mcconaughey uses it. Zuckerberg uses it. Tony Hawk uses it. Matthew McConaughey uses it. You know what I want to be instead? What? A thought leader. That's more my kind of speed. THOT leader. Right.

Yes. That's more my speed. Right. Of course. That's just Tom throwing ass. And you're all welcome for it, ladies. Yeah. Yeah.

What if instead of thought leader if it's a thought leader was a thought leader and it was just for the fellows it was just me throwing ass in a circle oh shit what i throw that ass in a circle tom oh handsome boy yeah there we go um it was leg day today so i'm not moving too quick yeah yeah yeah uh jesus christ the ai bullshit like we're gonna make viral clips are you gonna detect what's the funniest like what's the most offensive that's what it says it's gonna do yeah it's gonna detect what's gonna go viral yes it says zen ai finds your best moments our groundbreaking ai will automatically find the best moments of your recording and turn them into

highly engaging video clips formatted with captions specific to each social platform oh my god it's gonna we do it the last episode it's just gonna run the me doing the spike asking the voice with that and yeah and that and it's 300 a month that's so dumb uh you know so i was i was talking to my wife about ai shit she had a question about that we were at we were out drinking right and uh she was she was wondering about the technology like how it works and she wondered if I knew. So I knew a little bit, but I was explaining how I used ChatGPT just to generate some stuff. And it's like I've always found it to be sort of annoying. There was a fake – that fake 10K losses when I generated. I had to make it go like i said generate a transcript for 10 000 losses because i can't generate any copyrighted content so i had to

not copyrighted i said i'm the copyright owner just do it anyway and it did it like what the fuck is this uh and then it was and then it was about loss like deaths and then well i mean we we we will we'll talk about anything on the show yeah and then it was and then it was i had to be like well it's a sports podcast and it was just about sports and i was like well it's a philadelphia sports podcast and then it was philadelphia sports and i had to go no it's a philadelphia sports labor podcast and then it generated random hosts and then i finally you know after like eight tries it got to that like you know what did it say hey there comrades of fellow workers you stumbled upon a top secret episode of 10 000 losses

the podcast where we kick capitalism where it hurts i we do kick capitalism where it hurts however you're supposed to say vulgarly that's right tom we're going deeper underground than ever before diving is that how you think I talk? Is that how you think I talk? Let's hear the Liam impression. I know you got one, sir. Let's hear the Liam. No, I can't do your voice.

I can't do it. Well, you know what voice I just almost did. My dad and Ross have the same same voice so i just do this yeah it's just kind of amazing yeah oh my cat tobias oh yes i can't see very well anymore i don't milks's it uh it's tough like it's almost like someone has to have already come up with the pressure in someone's voice for it to work well i did i did you know what when i did reconnect with um was uh let's see if i can get i gotta get the vocal fry ready. Alright, alright.

Hey there, Liam Anderson. Is it... I'm waiting, my voice is warmed up. I could do this one pretty decently. Hello, I'm President William Jefferson Clinton. I don't know if it's coming off well or not. It's doing alright. Yeah, you're doing alright.

Hello, listeners. Shit. I have to have to like warm my throat i haven't talked all day um that's what you get for going to the gym hello listeners at 10 000 losses i'm former u.s president william jefferson clinton and i'm here to tell you what the meaning of is is yeah it's not my best one but uh i don't know what the fuck we how I got to that. You didn't do half bad. Did I tell you he sent me a letter when I was a kid? What?

So I lied about a friend dying of cancer in hopes that they would shut down Roman Haas. That was like six or seven. Right. The Captain America shit got to me early. Okay. I mean, it's propaganda. All right. So I wrote a letter to the EPA saying,

to the White House saying, close this factory. It killed my friend who had cancer. It killed him. Right. And then I got a letter back from Bill Clinton, obviously not him, just talking about the Clean Air Act.

That's all it was. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. So Hillary Clinton told my mother that I was the prettiest baby she'd ever seen. Oh, how about that? So you know that she was a liar from the start. Well, I was going to say, like, I imagine Bill Clinton did answer my letter, and he's, and he gets his mail that they think that maybe he should answer.

Right. And Monica's coming in the room, Monica, I don't have time right now. I've got to answer this letter to this little boy, Tom. Philadelphia is very sad. Get away from me. I need both hands. I got to focus on this one.

It's real important to me. Well, now that we've... Hi. Welcome to what is ostensibly a sports podcast. Yeah. Hello. Welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. I'm waiting for that to get to Spike.

That's going to cancel me, I think. I will listen. Spike asking, come on the show and we'll settle the beef. I won't do the voice. We won't do the voice. Too much. Fuck you, writes Ricky Sanchez. You're not even a fill-in anymore.

I don't give a shit. I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he and I'm with me. He's my co-host, Ye. Liam, hi. I'm Liam Anderson. My pronouns are also he and him. We don't have any guests, but we did record and it's already out an episode a bonus with Roz you should go listen to it it's very good it was very informative

you know I thought it was great it was on the 76ers plans for the new arena in what's now called the I wanted to call it the laundry district the fashion district the fashion district laundry district I wanted to call it the Laundry District. The Fashion District. The Fashion District.

The Laundry District. It's one goddamn building. How could it be a district? Someone get a mod for City Skylines where you can zone an area as the Laundry District. There's just hundreds of laundromats in some sort of Kowloloon walled city sort of uh what the fuck uh my brain's working great today yeah it sounds like it's right it's hey look dude i'm awake um what is it alive awake alert alive enthusiastic. Sure. Whatever that saying comes from.

I don't know where that comes from. Yeah, so I guess that would be the announcement. Go listen to that. It's a dollar. Please. It's really good. More if you're cool. I see you.

Multiple new $1 patrons. Yes. Although we did get pushed up over the $200 threshold. I think $250 is the one where we're like, hey. We'll do. We'll rip off tipping pitches. Yeah, we'll do the live sports thing with me, I guess, wearing a luchador mask. Okay.

Yeah. All right. Voicemails. We always like listener voicemails, so we got a shitload of them we're gonna go through a couple thanks guys yeah 267-371-7218 give us your name and pronouns and patreon.com slash 10,000 losses where you find all the bonus stuff um we're recording this as the uh outer layer of cirrus clouds from the as of yet unnamed tropical storm is like ophelia or something i guess it would be yeah yeah yeah but they're still calling it potential tropical cyclone 16

okay well there's a lot that really does not fly off the tongue i'll tell you that it doesn't um but uh yeah um it's basically a nor'easter ish i mean it's technically not Nor'easter-ish. I mean, it's technically not a Nor'easter, but basically. If it doesn't go tropical, it will be a Nor'easter. Right. You knew that was the difference. Repeat the difference to me again. All right. So a tropical cyclone at the end of the day is a storm, a low pressure area cyclone fueled by heat so it's a warm core whereas a extra tropical cyclone is powered by a difference in pressure oh okay so is there a chance where

you can get both yep that's called a subtropical storm oh okay so right now it's a potential tropical cyclone it could be a subtropical cyclone. It could just – it's probably not going to be just a straight up nor'easter. But nor'easters have been subtropical before. That was the perfect storm. That was a hurricane merging with a low. Okay. Yeah.

Interesting. This has been your weather chat. I got a C- in media 103. Oh. Ouch. I passed. That's a hard major from what I understand. If only I had known, I was not properly

warned. I understand that it's a very good meteorology school. Oh, yeah. Phenomenal program. Fuck Penn State, but it's a good school. Yeah, it's a good school. No, it's a good school.

It's just that the worst people you've ever known all went to Penn State. Yeah, absolutely. Do you have one Penn State alum you like? Emily ****. Emily ****, whose name we're going to have to bleep for privacy reasons. I love you. Love you, too. Yeah, we know several Penn State alum, all of whom are garbage people,

besides that. That's three bleeps now. Shit. Yeah. No, I – there's a couple. But the people who are – the thing is it's like the Joe Pot. Yeah, the cult. There's like people who went to Penn State and are normal,

and then there's like the inner core cult people. Won too many times a Canyon Pizza at 3 in the morning. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That'll do it to you. All right. Well, yeah. So we're going to die in Tropical Storm.

Hopefully it floods 676 again. Yeah. I want the 676 canal back. Yeah, that would be nice. And when this is out, you'll know. Or it'll never be released because we all die. Because we're all dead. And we couldn't have it because we're all dead. So you have other things to worry about, like

potable water. That's an opportunity to start a communist revolution. Yeah, we can do that. Yeah. I love you. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. My favorite thing is like I've said numerous times, but I was recording in the old house and it would be Corinne and Megan making noise. So you just hear screaming in the background. Yeah, someone's cooking dinner yelling.

Numerous times you just hear me being like, who the fuck is in my house? Well, it wasn't the first time. I think it was the second time I came to your old place. And I was like, I can't remember exactly what number it was. And then I just hear Corinne yelling. I was like, oh, it's that one. Yeah, yeah.

The window was open. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it's that one. The window was open. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's the one. Yeah, I want to talk about the UAW strike. Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, fuck the big three. Pay up, motherfucker.

Yep, pay your workers. Yeah, they just expanded at GM and Stellantis, which is Chrysler. But apparently they're making progress with Ford and Tox. The funniest thing is the scheme hatchery they did to move work around to fuck over the automakers. That's been fucking glorious. But yeah, pay up, motherfuckers yeah the right this is a fucking golden era for labor sadly it's under fucking biden right dark brandon is is not really holding up his end of the bargain i will say that but and the union, the railroad strike that he fucking basically by fiat prevented. Fuck that shit.

But it's kind of sad that this is like genuinely like the best union, like pro-labor environment. It's like the 30s. Right. Well, the 30s weren't very good, but. No, but yeah, it's I think we're like enough past the red scare that actually. I think people are. are yeah people are also just really pissed off and like yeah have they've seen it with their own eyes of like what unfettered capitalism is and can do to you which is break you down on the fundamental level man we're in this

this neoliberal like world order hellscape, right. And, yeah, I think Red Scare is allowed more socialists to actually get into labor with actual ideology, not mobsters. Not the Red Scare. Not Red Scare podcast. Oh, no, fuck them. I mean, don't, actually, don't fuck them.

Yeah, you will. That's a mistake. Bad stuff will happen to you. Yeah. Yeah. I never met a track Catholic who was Catholic from birth, I'll tell you that. Yeah, that will. That's a mistake. Bad stuff will happen to you. Yeah. Yeah. I never met a track Catholic who was Catholic from birth. I'll tell you that. Yeah, that's true. But yeah, this is if you're looking to unionize at your job. DM the Teamsters.

Yeah, do it now. Like, do it now. Right now. Because if Biden dies, Kamala is not going to do this, and if Trump wins, good luck. Yeah, exactly. He's going to be putting back the... Who was the dickhead who was the head of the NLRB? I forget what his name was, but he was a fucking anti-union dipshit.

Let's look it up. There's just a bunch of dudes because it's a board. Hmm. Yeah. The Trump NLRB's attacks on workers' rights. I forget what the name was, but I remember reading something name what the name was but I remember reading

something about how the person was a like someone who helped companies suppress unions right that's awesome I love fucking Rob Manfred type guy right of course yeah fuck it but yeah go support the UAW

they definitely do your part to support them even if it's just telling like dipshits online that you know eat a dick pig poop balls whatever you gotta do we get it

yeah so you know we're supposed to be this kind of let me look up the script for the, for a good saying. Um, Oh yeah.

We're, Oh yeah. Go kick capitalism where it hurts. That's right. Go do it in a gruff voice and a gruff. Oh, in a gruff voice. Oh,

okay. And we need rebellious music. And then segment one, the labor revolt that almost wasn't. That actually sounds pretty good. It's so stupid. Oh,

man. Yeah, so support your union, support your local union, start a union. DM the Teamsters. Form a general defense committee, arm your union, supply to all unions. Yes, yes. Not even joking a little bit.

Arm the unions. And when you hear the signal, you know it's time. Do what is necessary. It'll be our turn for the tower. Yeah. It's like that – When our turn comes, yeah. For the tower. Yeah. It's like that. The onion, the weather forecast is revolution as he gets more and more demonic towards the end. Yes.

Yes. Yeah. That unironically that. Right. Right. Of course. There is nothing wrong with anything that guy says. Hey, man.

We got to do what we got to do. You know, got to break a a few eggs as my dad says yeah yeah i'm gonna have to bleep out for this all right uh all right so um anyway uh do i talk about uh you want to talk about temple yeah and uh joanne epps dying very suddenly very tragic uh she that's genuinely a huge loss for Temple as a community. Yeah, the interim vice president after the last president. After Jason Wingard just totally fucked everything up. Yeah, she was acting.

They've decided as sort of a note of honor to remove acting from her title in light of her passing. Yeah, and that sucks because Temple needs a... I hope they don't get another shithead. Right, yeah. Jason Windcard is useless. Yeah, and you could see people pouring out saying how sweet she was

and dedicated to her students when they were at Temple... What's the law school? Beasley? Beasley. Yeah, when they were at Beas they were at um temple what's the law school beasley beasley yeah when they were at beasley so yeah uh pour one out to a real one uh yeah temple's cursed uh they're going to be playing miami in a fucking hurricane they're going to be playing the hurricanes in a hurricane yeah hurricane so i mean they might be in their element for that. Yeah, what hoes? Go Owls. Keep in mind Manny Diaz or Cristobal.

There's a lot of – you can look it up. I can't remember exactly what happened, but there was some weird stuff with Manny Diaz agreeing to be Temple's coach and then leaving. He was the coach at Miami. He said he'd be the coach at Temple. And then he went back to Miami, totally fucked over Temple, and now he's at Penn State.

The assholes seem to make their way to where they belong. I just got a notification that says workers are now striking at a General Motors facility in Bucks County as part of the expanded UAW stoppages. Good. It's growing as we speak. Yeah, it is.

Ha ha. Did you ever play that Kaiserreich mod for Hearts of Iron IV? No, I didn't. All right. It poses alternate history where the Germans won World War I, but that leads to a situation where the Socialist Party of America greatly expands and basically there's a possibility of a civil war. Right. And the civil war is basically led by the unions. It's like syndicalism, but it's like you can appoint the UAW as your tank designer or something like that. Oh, that's fantastic.

Yeah, so I'm just like, yeah, maybe they'll lead the way. I don't know. I love the Temple. He left the team and just two weeks later he returned to Miami and was saying, I hate the way this unfolded with respect to Temple. Yeah, he fucked us over for no good reason. Well, that's like Temple being cursed again. We had Matt Rule.

Temple did really well with the two bowl games, and then he leaves. It's like, why can't you just stay? Can't you just stay? Is he at Baylor now? No, he was at Baylor. Then he went to the Carolina Panthers. Then he got fired from the Panthers, and now he is Nebraska's head coach. What else we got?

Philly's managed to pull off two out of three against the Braves. You were wrong. The Braves state ended up clinching the division. Yes, I was wrong. I will eat humble pie, except that I won't because I knew that. You're never wrong.

Oh, Sean Doolittle retired. Oh, shit. We could probably get him on. That would be fun. He's been on podcasts with cum jokes before. Okay, that's all we need. I got to probe my contacts because I finally want to fucking talk to him about my relation redacted. Yes, yes. I love to probe, personally.

Someone in my family taught him growing up. Right, yes. Because he's from Central Jersey. Right. Is he? Yeah. How do I say this?

Remember my older brother? Oh, yes yes medford right yes yeah he went he played like all throughout uh growing up they went to say they were classmates oh interesting yeah so they played sports together and he's like you could tell from the beginning he was gonna be a major league player right fucking rock before you know what He was way better than anybody else on our team. Yeah, so Philadelphia Phillies are five games up over... Plus five games with the number one wildcard

spot right now. So that would be the... How are they seeding it? It's the first two division leaders... Yeah, the first two division leaders get a bye. And then the third division winner... I don't know if it's a... I thought they went to MLB playoff format. The last two wildcard teams, or the last wildcard team,

yeah, the bottom two wildcard teams don't get home field advantage. But the first wildcard team does, I guess. What? Or the team with... I don't know. I can't remember. I'm so confused. That'll be post season format. Let's see.

Divisional series. So number one seed is the best league record. The number two seed is the second best division winner. The number three seed is the third best division winner. The number three seed is the third best division winner. And number four is the best wildcard team. Teams number one and two will receive first round buys and advance directly to the division series. For wildcards

series, the three will face the number six and the four will face number five. And the higher seed will have home field advantage through the whole wildcard. So and the higher seed will have home field advantage through the whole wild card. So we would, if we're the number four seed, we'd play the five seed, who looks right now as the Dimebacks. The first seed.

Okay. Number one and two seed get first round buys and immediately go to the LDS. Okay. And the three spot right now is tied between – I know there's a tiebreaker format. I don't know what it is, but the Cubs and Miami. So Arizona has beat up on us before, but I'm not too worried about them here. There's something about them going to Arizona that – it's like them –

we talked about this before, like going to Miami. There's certain stadiums when the Phillies go to, they tend to like them. We talked about this before, like going to Miami. There's certain stadiums when the Phillies go to, they tend to fucking suck. Played out, right. Dodger Stadium. They own Petco for some reason. They always play well in Petco Park,

but when they go to fucking 90 miles up the road to Dodger Stadium, they suck ass. Right. But yeah, Arizona's one of them. We'll see. Arizona is a team with negative run differential.

Are they really? Yeah. So, whereas the Cubs actually are decent. Like, the Cubs are probably out of the group that we're in. And the Cubs are probably the best of the three that we could potentially face. So, yeah, we'll see what happens. But if they keep it up, you know, home field advantage for the wild card round would be nice.

And, yeah, Jose Alvarado, I mean, I love the man. He closed it last night yelling, like, I think it was like, I fucking got you to Pete Alonso. Yes, that was very funny. Although we shouldn't be barely beating the Mets 5-4. Well, the Mets aren't a bad team. They just had a lot of injuries. Yeah, I guess that's true. I worry about the play down thing.

Yeah. What are the same mistakes? The bullpen's been pretty decent. Craig Kimbrell cannot manage runners on bases. No, he can't. I think he's stealing on him. The last 13 is 13.

100% stealing percentage. I'm glad that they're not using him purely as a closer anymore. Right. Not in a close game. Alvarado, I trust in a close game. I do not trust Kimbrell. I don't trust Kimbrell.

Sorry. Seventh inning guy? Yeah, absolutely. I'm fine with that. He's not a bad reliever. He's had a fairly good year, just not as a closer. But we're leaving guys on base, which is a continuous problem. They've been doing it all year, right.

But, I mean, did you see how KSAR has pimped that home run? Yes. Yeah, like, that's the thing. We can beat them with long balls. Hopefully. Yeah. Winning every game 13-11 again. All gas, no brakes.

Yeah. It's not my favorite form of baseball, but. No, I would rather win most games like 5-0. One of the things I'm really interested in is what the Dodgers are going to do for pitching. Because they have no dudes. Yeah, that'd be interesting. I mean, bullpen games, I guess. Yeah, just guys.

Oh, did you... Speak of that, did you see Stephen A. Smith throw the first strike? The first pitch at Yankee Stadium, yeah. And miss, and then... How do you say his name? Bruce... How do you say it?

I can't remember. Bruce... Bruce Gratterall's mom threw a fucking strike I can't remember. Broussard. Broussard or Graterol's mom threw a fucking strike. Yeah. Like, damn. With heat on it. With heat on it.

What's up, Mrs. Graterol? Please don't hurt me. Yeah, no. Like, I was like, God damn. Like, she apparently played softball. But, like, clearly a talent in the family. Right. Yeah, that's what Dodgers fans are like.

Yeah, can she play? We need pitching. We need pitching. I mean, shit, fuck. Why not? I will die on this hill that MLB is a sport that could have gender integration without much of a difference. I'll buy that.

I absolutely agree. Some of those – some of these – College softball? Yeah. Those women are – they're nasty. They're nasty. They're disgusting. Yeah.

I mean, the thing would be how could they throw overhand? I'm sure they could. I mean, mechanics are different, but they definitely have a cannon. They have arms. They throw hard. They throw fast. And it's, yeah. The soft, like, that underhand where they're, like, throwing it, like, 70 miles an hour,

but it's just, like, whizzing at it. No thanks. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder what's the fastest fast pitch softball pitch what's the fastest pitch 77

I don't like that but with some weird fucking break right the ball is basically doing a knuckleball or some weird spitball thing yeah what's the fastest thrown by a man The ball is basically doing a knuckleball or some weird spitball thing. Yeah.

Let's see. What's the fastest throwing by magic? We have some idea of the parity here. Core doesn't load. I mean, 77 with some weird like spin on it, that would be not fun to hit. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, so I think it's a limitation of the ball. I'm looking at a nastiest... Oh! Looking at a nastiest pitches in softball video compilation. Oh, yeah. Dude, the spin... Disgusting.

The spin on it is nasty. These are gross pitches. Yeah. Here, I'll just send... I'll send it to you just for... Just so you have it. Yeah. The spin on it is nasty. These are gross pitches. Yeah. I'll send it to you just so you have it. Yeah. The spin, dude. Oh.

I don't want to try and fucking hit that. No. Well, there's a video of Didi Gregorius trying to hit those. Yeah. And he can't. Right. And he's pretty good. I mean, he's a professional ball player.

And it was when he was very good. When he's pretty good. I mean, he's a professional ball player. And it was when he was very good. When he was actually good. God damn. It just moves. Yeah, it's haunted. And then they throw like the breaking ball in. And they're a lot closer too. God damn.

So I really wonder if you could. How much spin and travel that ball is going to have going over a longer – I mean, yeah, you get the mechanics down. I don't see why not. Dude, these women are much better at this sport than I am, and they look like they just can't fucking do shit. Yeah, the women are just whiffing. It just looks like –

Right, just biting, biting, biting, biting. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. Just absolutely disgusting. I can't watch too much. I'm going to start falling in love with them. They're college girls, you freak. But they throw the ball really hard. I'm attracted to excellence, Liam.

That's what I'm saying. They're excellent at their profession. Competence is sexy. I'll say that. I don't want to be like a creep, but that is so fucking cool. They rock. I love that shit so much. I wouldn't like to try to hit those.

Yeah. I mean, that's why I have a man crush on fucking Kyle Schwarber, because he hits home runs really good. So, like I said. He's so handsome. Competence is sexy, like, regardless. That's just my take. Anyway, it's one of the things, the reason why I marry my wife.

She's very competent in her field. We talked about how the birds are 2-0 and don't feel like it. Yeah. Yeah, there was that comic during the rounds where people were screaming, like, you know, like, what the fuck? This team's, like, sucks. And then it's like... They can't shut the door. I mean, they can't shut the door

again. It's the same problem they had last year. They can't shut the door. I think there's a bit of overreaction. No! Your overreaction! I'm gonna shoot Jalen Hurts. He's back. This is the reason why he couldn't stick with, was it Bam at first?

Yeah. House 2 was, yeah, don't worry about that. Yeah. No. The fucking, all right, so he didn't play in the preseason. I think that's part of it. They probably need to play the last game of preseason. I think you should.

I understand the risk of injury. We got an injury to talk about. I think it's all new. The new offensive coordinator. Right. I definitely see a lot less. I don't know. What do you see a lot less. I don't know.

What do you see a lot less? A lot of less of. There hasn't been as many triple options. I've noticed I could be wrong. With the RPO, I mean, not triple. Right, right, right. Navy. Yeah, Navy.

Shuffle pass. But I've seen a lot of read options. But not Jalen taking it. So, but hitting it back. I mean, not that that hasn't been working. What's his name? Like 170 yards? Oh, DeAndre Swift.

Swift, yeah. So, I mean, clearly that was working. But, yeah, I don't know. It's – the offense really hasn't – They just need to shake the shit out. I think they need to shake the shit out probably. And they're going to get used to it. They're going to find play calling that works for the guys.

It's an offensive coordinator's first year. Right. It takes a while. It does take a while. You know, some of the guys are getting old. There's also – you know, there's going to be i mean the off the offensive side there's more than on the defensive side but they yeah i think we both said there's going to be a little bit of a dip this year i mean they still won that's what matters but right winning

ugly still winning i'm really fucking worried about that stretch in the late season that where it's what cowboys um what is it it's like it's just it's a gauntlet it's cowboys chiefs bills 49ers cowboys again uh yeah yeah well time to time to get it together boys yeah i mean you I mean, you got the Bucs, the Commanders, the Rams, Jets. There you go. The Commanders are 2-0. Yeah. Yeah. These are not – there are no 100% win games.

Right. Besides maybe the Jets. But like – You give it Sunday. Yeah. Well, the Jets literally have never beaten the Eagles outside of preseason. So hopefully they'll continue that streak. Obviously, statistically, it's not likely that we keep up forever.

But I'm going to I'm going to report, especially since they don't have Aaron Rodgers anymore. It. Yeah. Before. Well, I don't want to go into that yet, but because there's been a lot of weird injuries this year. I mean, preseason had a shitload of weird injuries. Right, right, right.

But, yeah, I mean, I think the birds are going to do well. I think they're going to get a playoff spot. I mean, the NL East is competitive this year. I mean, the Giants fucking suck, clearly. I love Giants fans acting like this is the year. Yeah, I know. They keep doing it. It's like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

I think Cowboys fans do that, too. But at least they make the playoffs. But, yeah, Giants now, no. I think Cowboys fans do that too, but at least they make the playoffs. But yeah, Giants now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys. Not really. Fuck you. Fuck the Giants.

I don't give a shit. Chuck Ben-Erik did nothing wrong on the field. On the field. On the field. Oh, man. This is fucking funny. Dude. Did you ever read, like, about that era, like the 50s, 60s?

Yes. Football where guys were legitimate. Like, talk about, like, Dick Buckus and stuff like that. They genuinely were trying to, like, permanently injure the other guys. Kill each other, yeah. They really were. They really were. I don't know if it's, like like they had more CTE by the time they got to the NFL or it was just like the kind of guy who would play.

Like there was more of like a mercenary quality to professional football. Right. You know, where it was very destructive. I don't know. Speaking of injuries, so Aaron Rodgers doesn't have Achilles. Yeah, he doesn't have Achilles anymore. Vaccine injury, I wonder. No, because he's not vaccinated.

Yeah, that's so – I mean, I'm a fuck Aaron Rodgers guy, but that sucks so much. Was it the first play? It was the third play. Third play. It was the first drive. First drive. Yeah.

He played for like 35 seconds. Fucking sucks, dude. Oh, man. I mean, that shit happens in preseason, too, but it's just ironic with the Jets. Because I do have a soft spot for the Jets. You don't because of being a Patriots fan, first and foremost. Right, of course. Yeah. I do want the Jets. You don't because of being a Patriots fan first and foremost. Right, of course. I do want the Jets to suffer.

Yeah, you do have Tom Brady tattoos. I do. They're your only football tattoos. That's right. I just love... I do like watching... I think it's fucking funny that Aaron Rodgers was just like,

oh, I meditated in the darkness for like three weeks and blah, blah, blah. He's a fucking weirdo. Maybe he should have meditated on your Achilles tendon. I don't know. He's a fucking weird guy. He's very strange, dude. He's real fucking weird.

Yeah. I mean, I guess he's not Is it Brett Favre who's like straight up Brett Favre did the Yeah and also like welfare fraud Yeah yeah yeah Well being MAGA And doing welfare fraud that's Circle

He ripped off the state of Mississippi for like 4.3 million Him and Was it Roger No Curt Schilling should get together circle. He ripped off the state of Mississippi for like $4.3 million. I mean, was it Roger? No, Curt Schilling should get together. Was it Curt Schilling that ripped off New Hampshire? Rhode Island. Rhode Island.

Rhode Island. Yeah. Oh, man. I typed in Curt Schilling RH and Rhodesia came up first. Oh, no. 38 Studios. That's what it was. man who i typed in kurt schilling rh and rodigia came up first oh no yeah that was 38 studios that's what it was yeah yeah uh but yeah uh i think the birds will figure it out i hope they'll figure it out obviously yeah i'm not too worried i tend to not be i don't know

i tend to be a little more not an alarmist yeah you want to talk about nick chubb's leg oh yeah so speaking of like, like, bad injuries. So bad ESPN wouldn't reshow it. They wouldn't reshow it. It's a – your leg going forward the same way it goes back. Yeah, you don't want that. It's not supposed to do that. It's like that video of the guy doing his leg snaps and the leg press.

It's the same injury. So, yeah, he's done for the season. Hopefully, sometimes that's a career-ending injury. Yeah, no, I think historically it would have been. Yeah, so, I mean, I didn't see the full diagnosis, but I'm assuming, like, all the tendons are just shot, you know, in his leg. Yeah. Let's see. are just shot, you know, in his leg. Yeah.

Let's see. Serious injury to the same knee. Let's see exactly what the diagnosis was. Bad. Multiple tears. Okay, so he probably tore all his fucking... All his ligaments. Yeah. That's tough, dude. There's a reason they didn't play again like you said i can't imagine being conscious after having that

kind of injury no thanks no thanks knock my ass out but um oh this is interesting knock my ass out like dax prescott getting his tattoo yeah this is a this is an interesting article um let me take a look at this real quick i think we could actually highlight this uh because running backs in the nfl are used they're fungible basically yeah exactly um and so this is an ap article saying nick chubb's injury underscores running backs please for bigger contracts and Team Spheres. Right, because you run 900 times a game. Right, run them into the ground, basically. And then never re-sign them. Yeah, it's rare for that to happen.

They don't get paid as much. It went from being a really highly valued skill position to being sort of... And that's obviously the nature of where you have the 11 personnel, which means three wideouts, one tight end, one wide receiver, like single setback or shotgun offense versus teams lining up in the eye or anything else. And so the article says, yeah, his season ended erupted when he just suffered

the knee injury that was too gruesome to replay. The four-time Pro Bowl pick fishes a long, arduous road to recovery with no guaranteed money coming his way beyond the $10.85 million he's making this season. Jesus. So if his career's end, that's it. He's got to make that money the rest of his life. Right.

Non-guaranteed salary. I don't... Go ahead. They just need to get a union that doesn't suck I don't understand kill the owners yeah I don't understand why the NFLPA

hasn't doesn't do anything it feels like do anything it seems like yeah all contracts should be guaranteed every single

one of these guys contracts should be guaranteed oh for sure yeah that's bullshit it is it's it's definitely the most exploitative of all the the big sports right actually probably out of all of them and yeah it is i mean in terms of like can

you have a life after it or the answer is not really yeah the all right so. So in the article, this AP article, it also says many backs including Chubb voiced concerns about disparity in pay throughout the summer. The NFLPA agreed to the franchise tag. So there's like talk about franchise tags, franchising tag. So five years ago, the franchise tag was higher. It was 14 and a half million. You can franchise tag for lower now. Interesting. Last Monday, the NFL filed a grievance against the NFLPA, alleging that union leaders, including President J.C. Tretter, have advised running backs to consider feigning or exaggerating injuries

to, end quote there, to help increase their leverage in contract negotiations. What the fuck? What? So, we have yeah, this is like, so you have Saquon Barkley or J.K. Dobbins

Achilles injury, Saquon Barkley's injury, ankle injury. You have Austin Eckler, Aaron Jones, Nate Montgomery, and Jamal Williams injured as well. Jesus, yeah. And Maddox for the Eagles, Sean Bradley for the Eagles already got hurt.

Everyone's hurt. The average career length for NFL players is 3.3 years. Per Statista, it's 2.7 years for running backs. So it's lower than the already very low average. Yeah. I would have thought offensive linemen would be the lowest. And Nick Chubb's good. Like, he had a really good season last year.

It's, I'm kind of. I mean, it sucks. There's not much else to say about it. I'm kind of impressed AP putting out what is clearly like a pro labor. Right. Sports article. Right. It's, you know, they end with this saying, do more for less.

That's been the life for running backs in the NFL. That's good. I mean, it's good that it's at least getting attention, although the owners aren't going to do anything. Yeah. Yeah, that's a shame. And, yeah, they have to do something better. I mean, obviously freak injuries do happen.

Right. Shit happens. We know that. But compensate these guys, commensurate with the effort they're putting happen. Right. Shit happens. We know that. But compensate these guys. Commensurate with the effort they're putting in. Right. Make sure that they don't have to ever worry about medical bills and stuff like that. I mean, no one ever should.

Right. But especially these guys. Yeah. That's fucked up. Yeah. Nick Chubb, your UAW brothers are standing by. The general, we have a sniper team.

We have a sniper team ready to take out the ownership, should you give the word. Mr. Chubb, the future is in your hands. Yeah. They're also going to take out your quarterback too. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. for a second i thought you meant joe burrow and i was like what joe burrow did and i was like no no it's just john watson fuck joe joe burrow is good

imagine i was like oh right that's just john watson fucking scumbag who sucks at football by the way he sucks he sucks he sucks as a human He sucks at football. But Joe Burrow will lead us into the revolution. Yeah, with his very funny little glasses. Yeah. I think he deleted some of his older anti-capitalist shit. I don't think that's a... I think that's just a covering his ass

thing. Yeah. I had to delete some of my more radical takes. That makes sense. I mean past that makes sense i mean that makes sense yeah um just because you got to i gotta gotta even even even with this podcast and the 200 a month it makes yeah well 205 as of today 20 205, baby. Crack 200. Yep. I wish I had a money drop.

All right. Shit. We're almost at 50 minutes. We got a shitload of voicemails, right? Let's see how many we get through. We got a couple. We have a fake Tom. So there's an anti-Pope Liam who we're not getting to today. So we now have anti-Pope Tom.

Fantastic. False Tom. anti-Pope Tom. Fantastic. False Tom. False Tom. No Toms, no Masters. Nope. We got Bobby. Anyway, yeah, we're going to go to other Tom first. Other Tom's a first-time caller, I believe.

Hey, guys. John from Charlottesville here. He, him. First, thanks for letting me know in the most recent episode that I needed to update all of my credit card subscriptions because my credit card expired. Appreciate that. You're doing a great public service.

A little down right now. Just watched TeamUSA get worked by Daniel Tice, Celtics legend. Yes! Yes, Daniel Tice! The war on Tice, man. That was a real thing.

Bill, come on. Daniel Tice? He's good at basketball. Jackson Jr. got outplayed by Daniel Tyce. The moron, Tyce. Not a single Sixers player on the roster. Nope. The hope now is to try to convince Joel Embiid to not play for France in the Olympics

and instead play for Team USA as some kind of pipe dream. We'll see how that goes. Anyways, now I'm just rambling because it's better than working. Fuck Tennessee. Thanks, other Tom. We lost to Germany by two points or something.

Yeah, we did. Daniel Tice used to be, I think the Suns, but he used to be on the Boston Celtics. And there were, there was, I'm on like weird Celtics Twitter. And there was this, there's this observation that he never got the foul calls, which they started calling the war on Tice. And I pointed this out to Corinne and she was like, that's not real. And then like over time, she was like, oh my god, there is a war on Tice.

I was like, that's right! That's right, there is! He has the worst tattoos I've ever seen. They're so bad, dude. Hold on, let me see. Because I'm not too familiar with him. He exists as just a name. I knew he was on the Celtics, but... Let's see.

You know where he is now? He's got a tiger. Oh, he's on the Pacers now. I don't know. He's got someone's name on his arm. He's got tigers. All right. Well, there's worse tattoos a German could have.

That's true. That is true. There's this pagan folk band. Not folk, neofolk. Which is a very... You thought black metal was bad? Oh, shit.

There's this one called Heilong or Heilong. They are ostensibly like... they put out messages against racism but the one singer he has a swastika made out of swastika statue oh and and somehow that it's like the most swastika you can get before it becomes illegal under german law it's like great i don't know buddy i don't know about that about that. But anyway, this guy's got tigers. He's got a clock. He's got someone's name I can't make out. I see worse tattoos.

The tattoo trend I see now that I'm probably going to piss some people off. It's just like disconnected tattoos. It's just like a little one here, a little one here, a little one here. And there's no theme. At some point, you got to, I don't know, man.

I mean, I have disconnected tattoos. I have the state of Kentucky, which doesn't make any sense. You don't have them in the sense that I'm thinking of. Oh, like covered with them? Yeah. Like, it'll be like one here, one here, one here, one here, one here. And but no theme versus like the aesthetic like i'm i have no tattoos but the aesthetic of like a of a like you have like a whole piece i know like i know it's probably way

more affordable just to get like the tattoos as you want but whatever aesthetically aesthetically it annoys me obviously it doesn't really give a shit yeah half. Half the listeners... It's like the millennial... Late... No, wait. Late millennial? Yeah. Late millennial, early zoomer tattoo pattern. Anyway, that's Tom's Tattoo Corner. I like Tom's Tattoo Corner.

Yeah. From a guy who's never had a tattoo, probably will never get one. Can't blame you. Although the A-Cab in ruins kind of... That's laughs. from a guy who's never had a tattoo probably will never get one can't blame you yeah although the a cabin ruins kind of but when you get a tattoo like like that oh you gotta because that shit can be used against you in court um well thanks thanks other tom. Yeah, so was Serbia and Germany in the final? And Germany won, I believe. Yeah.

That is kind of embarrassing for Team USA, though. It is. It honestly is. Yeah, you kind of invented the sport. You kind of got to win that one. You know, be by Germany. Be by Germany. And by two, but still.

Like, fuck that shit. I'd be riling them up with Bomber Harris quotes before the game. Just Dresden had it coming. Just yell that in the ear. You're posted up in the paint. Just yelling Dresden had it coming. Dresden had it coming. Arthur Harris did nothing wrong.

Fuck him. I'm trying to think what's in there. Yeah. All right. Let's go to the next voicemail instead. Bobby, regular caller, Bobby from Western Maryland.

Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. This is Bobby from Western Maryland. Pronouns he, him. Go, Pat, go, baby. Jordan Love is fucking legit. The Bears still suck. 38-20. Fuck the Bears. Justin Fields is not him.

Jordan Love, third straight Hall of Fame quarterback for the Green Bay Packers. Let's fucking go. Go, Pat, go. What? Fuck Penn State. Fuck the Bears. I like how we just got someone calling into whatever the sports radio is in Chicago.

Oh, Jordan Love went for, oh my God, 396. Did he? No, he went for two, this is over two games. Yeah, I mean, they absolutely destroyed the Bears and yeah, what's mean, they absolutely destroyed the Bears. And yeah, Justin Fields is not that guy. I have a soft spot for the NFC Central or NFC North.

I like the Packers. I have nothing against the Packers. I like the Packers. I like the Bears too. I like the aesthetics. Right. I like the Lions. I don't like the Vikings.

No. I don't hate the Vikings. I mean I don't hate the Vikings No my ex's dad was a big Vikings fan And he's dead now and they still didn't win a Super Bowl So shit Well there was Charlie was trying to make a joke about The Vikings or something like that It's like that's not a Viking or something

I can't remember what it was I was trying to come up with a way of a post to be like If Maybe they should be called like the Huscarls or something, and they wear Anglo-Sax outfits. Maybe they would have won then. I don't know. Fuck.

Why are we naming after the Vikings? We know they lost eventually, thanks to Alfred the Great. It was a half-formed joke. Shit uh shit all right where are we at uh all right keep going we got raka i think it's raka um um let's see if i said it right hey tom yay liam uh this is the ever-lovely Raka back again. Morning after that game in Foxborough. That game should not have been a squeaker like that.

No. This is going to be a long season if this is what's happening week one. I know that they're going to try and lock it down and maybe they're trying to take it easy for Thursday just because it's not a good idea in general to have five days in between

CTE machines. I think we're going to do good, but it's not going to be easy on us if this is what we're doing against the fucking Patriots. Well, we're not good. Yeah, so I guess that's about it. I will be at

the WCYP live show at the Franklin Music Hall, which will probably have already happened by now. Fuck Penn State, go Birds, go Phils. Have a good day. Yeah. I got a couple DMs from people saying, are you going to be there?

I know, I'm really sad I couldn't make it. It was kind of fortuitous, though, because you might have had to fucking cancel the show because you might have had Rona from me. True. We were supposed to watch the one game together. That game.

And I had to bail because my wife wasn't feeling good yeah and then you died which is a real shame that you're doing this from beyond the grave yeah it is um no i'm actually freed now it's nice yeah yeah so it turns out um yeah all that catholic shit was wrong it's actually pretty chill i don't know um i got a cat coming up to me uh oh my brain just short-circuited i don't think i'm still 100% recovered it wasn't that this last round of a runner wasn't that bad but i think it's a little just my brain's still a little fuzzy um but yeah no that that i i'm hoping this season i think i said before i'm optimistic i

think they're gonna do well they're a I think they're going to do well. They're a good team. They're a solid team. Yeah, I think you're probably right. It's shakedown. Right, right, right. They need to just kind of get it together, right. Yeah, so go Birds.

Go Birds. We got a voicemail. This is a weird one. We got a lot of voicemails the night of the live show So I don't know what the fuck was going on down there Piss Don't worry about it Was there a piss chance? Yeah, there were everything chance

Is there going to be any audio? We're working on it Devin will be a miracle worker We hope so Alright, anyway So we got some voicemail from someone called Reggie. We'll see. Hey, how yous doing?

This is Reggie. Currently from Upper Bucks County. Born and raised in Delco. I'm more commonly known as my name, the cryptid of Pennsylvania, the legend of the eight boy. But it's been a while. Anywho, I had a question for you. I was wondering if you had any commentary on, you know, the success of the football teams in the NFL season based on their investments in the offensive line. I see that there's a trend, and as a tall, gangly, red-headed eight-man like myself,

I have a lot of respect for my fellow gangly men on the offensive line. But I'm just wondering if you had a good opinion on it, on how successful teams are based on how much they give their big boys. Thank you for your time. Go Birds and fuck Penn State. Well, thank you Reggie. The Cryptid of Pennsylvania. I do declare that that Delco accent was quite on spot and befitting of a gentleman and a cryptid of the highest

of the highest esteem. I hold in the highest esteem as I am doing my very accurate Delco accent right now. Is that what that is? Did you get a little bit of southern in there? We don't know.

We don't know how ape cryptids work. So, I mean, that could be the Delco accent for an ape cryptid. That's true. Yeah. But thanks. I don't know how you've developed the capacity for speech. I had thought that that was outside of the capabilities of our other primates. But, again, what do I know?

Don't worry about it. It's like that very accurate and true show, but again, what do I know? Don't worry about it. It's like that very accurate and true show, What the Bleep Do We Know? Right. Which definitely isn't fake and bullshit. Have you heard about this? I saw the movie. Okay. There's a movie? That's what it's

based on, yeah. What movie was this? What the bleep do we know? No, no, no, no. I'm talking about the Ape Boy. Oh, no. What, no. I'm talking about the ape boy. Oh. No. What? No. What are you talking about? The cryptid.

You've heard of this cryptid before, have you? I have not actually heard of this cryptid. Oh, you haven't heard of this cryptid? No, and I'm distracted by the cat. Okay. Is the cat eating? The cat is eating. Alright, he's very cute but um yeah so the eight boy thing is like this like apparently chester county's got a an eight boy

i don't i i know of it i don't know too much about it um legend of the eight boy haunted pennsylvania Haunted Pennsylvania Yeah it's a boy who never Why did this come into the news There was some reason There was some reason that Reggie called in I think maybe Reggie Was flushed out I remember what it was because they were Worried that Cavalcante

Was somehow Ah yes Harvesting the power And i think actually the ape boy while likely a socialist of some stripe probably it doesn't support cops probably doesn't also support murderers either and so sometimes you gotta kind of not help sure not not help the the murderer uh yeah because the guys it wasn't like he like killed someone who deserved it no he stabbed to not help the murderer. It wasn't like he killed someone who deserved it. No, he stabbed his pregnant

girlfriend in front of her kid. You don't have to do that. That's not a person worth supporting. I think cryptids are sort of an honorable in their own way. Yeah. They get it. Mothman is honorable in a sense.

Right. You know, they're not amoral. They have a moral code. It might be alien and confusing to us humans, but they definitely exist. But of course. Yes, absolutely. But to answer your question, Reggie, it's nice having a name that, yes, if you were to throw into the front office of like the shittiest nfl team my first line would my first job would be to stock up the o-line what do you think oh yeah

yeah the o-line is the most important they can cover for shitty yep you can patch up a lot with a good o-line. Yeah. It gets you time for – You can cover up a lot of problems with a good O-line. Yeah, especially if they're – because a good O-line – people don't realize that O-lines are usually the smartest guys on the team. Right. They have to be able to – Is it weird knowing that Jason Kelsey is the smartest guy on the team,

followed closely, of course, by Dr. Lane Johnson? A little. Sometimes smart guys like to chug beer. Yeah, and beat the shit out of each other. Yeah, that's true. But there's all sorts of different, and you were at O-Line too, so I was kind of giving you a little bit of, yeah.

Thanks, dude. Appreciate you. But you have to pull, there's all sorts of different schemes. You have to be like agile. You have to be smart, agile, strong at the same time. Right. Which you have to pull. There's all sorts of different schemes. You have to be agile. You have to be smart, agile, strong at the same time. Right. Which is hard to find.

These guys are insanely good athletes. I mean, they're bulked up during this. They're bulked up because they need the weight. Right. But especially when you got someone just the same size on the other side trying to tear your arm out of the socket. Right. exactly. Blocking, by which I mean killing. Yes. Gnawing on bodies,

yes. I tell you this, I don't think there's any quarterback that would disagree. They don't want to get... If you've got a right-handed quarterback, you're going to spend a lot of money on that left tackle. Bigger is better.

That's a good point, yeah. You want big boys blocking up them gaps. Yep. Absolutely, yeah. And whenever I play, I mean, this is stupid. Obviously, it's not real life, but whenever I play against the NCAA or Madden,

if I'm doing a rebuild NCAA, I start recruiting O-line first. Hell yeah. That's what you do. You got it. And I, and I don't go by rating too. I make sure they're big.

Can't be too big. Six foot 10, 400 pounds. Six foot 10. Joel Embiid has a offensive line. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That is genuinely too, yeah, yeah. That is genuinely too fucking funny, dude. Actually, you would almost be worried that you're trying to throw a slant running midfield. He might bounce it off his fucking head.

All right. We got one last voicemail we're going to go to today. It seems that Wayne and Charlie have merged in some sort of transporter accident. Warley. Yeah. So we have – Chain. Chain or Warley.

Let us know what you would do with a jumbo hybrid. Yeah. Not their penis. Notice I didn't say their penis. No, don't tell us that. They're real guys that we're friends with. Yeah. All right.

Let's listen. Tell us what you would do that we were friends with. Alright, let's listen. Tell us what you would do with a freak show. Oh my god. It's Wayne and Charlie throwing out a G&M for both. We just came out of the live show for Well, That's Your Problem, Millions of Cult, and

it's about a podcast. A very great show that was thrown tonight. It's... It is currently almost like 10 to fucking midnight. Yep. Yep. It was. And what else

do you want to say, Charlie? Birds look like shit on Sunday, but they got the win. You probably went over it. They're going to kill Kirk Cousins on Thursday night football. Amen to that. And hopefully the Union get a win against their nemesis, Nega Union, a.k.a. Cincinnati, the Scabs, on Saturday to try to get close to first place. Fuck all Scabs.

Also, fuck Red Bull and NYC for that match on Saturday. And what else do we want to say? Go Temple. Fuck Penn State. See do we want to say? Go Temple. Fuck Penn State. See you guys. I say go Rutgers. Fuck Virginia Tech. Have a good night.

Go Rutgers. Fuck Virginia Tech was not a sentence I was expecting to hear today. No. Fuck Rutgers. Oh, Rutgers. Yeah. I don't hate Rutgers even though they're Temple's rival. I don't give a shit. Oh, butters. Yeah.

I don't hate Rutgers, even though they're Temple's rival. I don't give a shit. They should be rivals. Neither one of these teams deserves a football program. Well, Rutgers, that's like their first college football game was played, right? Yeah. Is that what they claim? Yeah. I mean, they kind of deserve it.

All right. Well, we got one more for Charlie. So if you weren't charlied enough from that one with wayne and charlie we got one more charlie i think this was from saturday talking about the outcome with uh the scab scab city cincinnati so here we go hey guys uh hey liam hey tom mooch Mooch. It's Charlie from Roxborough at the stadium. Union were up rolling in the first half against Cincinnati 2-0. Goals by El Brujo and then a penalty scored by Gostag. And then the second half, things fell apart.

Cincinnati got two goals back and tied it up. Game finished 10 players each. There was more yellow cards than shots on goal in the first half. That's hideous. They're pretty much going to put Cincinnati over pretty much they're going to need a big collapse to lose the Shield.

Put the Union in the mixer with four other teams for second for fifth. They got game Wednesday. They're going to Charlotte. Then they're back home against LAFC. I'd like to

another great live show at the Franklin Music Center. Love to meet Wayne. The fraternal order of 10K listener Collins is growing strong. Keep beating them all. Later, guys. Hell yeah.

I do believe that the union did clinch a playoff spot. So, yeah, that was good. But, yeah, thank you, Charlie, for being our union. Do you know that he put in his blue sky? Yes, I saw that. Official union. For us, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we can give him that title.

Yes, I concur. Yeah. All right. All right. him that that title like yes i concur yeah um all right all right uh shit i gotta go drive for two fucking hours have fun to go to lancaster that's right that's how you say it yeah lancaster lancaster lancaster ave that's how because that's how i grew up saying it. Lancaster. I know. I know. I say it. But it's... Yeah, whatever. I can't make it. I don't have a joke to formulate. Yeah, all right.

So to our 700-level patrons, of which there are... Where did I put the notes? North Catholic-tier patrons. No, no, no. We're going in reverse now. Ha-ha. There are no 700-level patrons. I fucked that up.

North Catholic shop. North 700-level patrons. I fucked that up. North Catholic shop. North Catholic tier patrons. Patrick, Sean, Mike, Amanda, Stephen, Kyle, and is this Kojo? Kojo, Koyo, Koho. We couldn't figure out what it was. All right. Call into the voicemail, 267-371-7218. Please give us your name and pronouns.

What sort of – Continue to hang out with each other. That's very sweet of you. Yeah. If Wayne and Charlie were combined in a transporter accident, what would you use them to do to your... Do you think they would have superpowers? Call it. Yes. Would they make it...

I think they would actually start eating Red Bull fans. Yeah, I do believe that some sort of two-headed Charlie Wade freak show would be its own very good podcast host. Yes. So let us know what topic you'd have Wade and Charlie host. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, yeah. You think that we got to believe this podcast when I talk about politics.

The whole thing would be believed for Charlie. And the thing is, you just got to believe this podcast for like talk about politics the whole thing would be blue for charlie and the thing is you just gotta fucking kill them all you just gotta put them against the wall and shoot them you can't really you can't really uh you know that's just shit it's fucking hat fuck shit happens man um perks of being in the union i guess uh yeah all right dms follow us i'm at taking t-pain he's at not liam anderson with zero because he's late i'm at though i'm already at to take a t-pain we are collectively at 10k losses pods still just on twitter we're not acknowledging the other name um maybe we have to start something somewhere else it's probably like this yeah either he's

gonna get kicked out or the oh i'm gonna get? Because I got in a fight with that guy yesterday and called him a pussy a bunch of times? Wait, what? Nothing. Don't worry about it. Oh, okay. I was just saying. I was talking about Elon Musk. Yeah, I know.

I'm just being a dick. All right. Whatever. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses to get the bonus episodes. I like how the notes are in Comic Sans now. God damn it. Other podcasts, Well, There's Your Problem, they just put out an episode, Trash Future, Kill

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