Ten Thousand Losses - Time to Look at Tom for an Hour

Episode Date: October 2, 2022

Liam's favorite activity. Tom congratulates Liam & Corrine on engagement, then the lads talk about the dumbass Phillies, why Jalen Hurts is your dad, the wine James Harden had made for him, curse the name of Robert Sarver, and answer listener questions. Featuring a robot in place of a voice Tom is not allowed to do on the air.  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod  Leave us a voicemail: 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses 

accused of punching a police force CTE! CTE! CTE! those negative fans make himself vomit GO BANNERS! GO BANNERS! you gotta think the fanatic's gonna go down to her and give her a bunch of hot dogs or the snowball starting to come they'll boo us but they won't let anybody else boo us and we are live and uh live of the hijacked WTYP studios

with Roz locked into it and flogged into some sort of janitorial closet yes we we uh we locked Roz

we didn't uh lock Alice cause Alice would just leave on her own she'd just be like

alright see ya I was gonna say if we tried to like restrain her she'd be too excited so we'd have to run away. She posts that shit. She's been on that shit.

Hey, fuck. Buddy, I know. Oh, would you know on Twitter? Because I think you're banned. I'm not banned. I don't know who I am. I'm not banned yet. I had that problem where it was like you couldn't do the verification. I had to get in on the computer and then it worked.

Yeah, I tried that. It still doesn't work. In case you want to know what I'm banned for, boys and girls, let's see exactly what I said. Oh, so you are in trouble. Oh, I'm in trouble, yeah. Oh, I thought that you were just having trouble logging in. No, I'm in trouble. Oh, I'm in trouble, yeah. Oh, I thought that you were just having trouble logging in. No, I'm in trouble.

I said, they had to review my appeal because I said, and fuck whichever Hitler Youth Hillturn is working for Pat Toomey right now, your mom should swallow it. For that? I know, right? All right, man, I heard myself in your fucking mic. Jesus Christ. You're a little loud there, bud.

That's, that's that's really you have said way less harmful things all right can you hear me yeah i can hear you good yeah i i thought that was a bit much i i bet you that to me you can't i bet you to me reported you yeah i bet he did i bet he did So much for free speech. Fucking bitch. I got some sugma for you. What's up? Some balls, bitch. Sug is balls, bitch. Great.

So I'm engaged, which is dope. Yeah, congratulations. Patron of the podcast, Corinne McGrath. Even though she's not one of WTYp because quote you make enough money close quote and she uh well that's how you met you met through patreon uh a year ago and yeah um yeah it's it's dope uh i like it so far i have no complaints uh sweetie if you do listen to this you can just download the bonus episode from patreon.com.

She was like, hey, can you send me the bonus? And I was like, yeah, it's pretty big, so I'll have to, like, forgetting she was a patron, blah, blah, blah, blah, I'll have to do this. She's like, well, you can just send me the file download. I was like, you're a fucking patron, like, go download it yourself. Oh, Jesus. Corinne, if Liam's giving you a hard time,

like, he's new to the finance but fiance life fiance yeah he's doing the fiance in your dress shirt yeah i i dressed up for this one today um i just took my wedding ring off too because i was getting like sweaty um like uh we could have he's he's he's new to this i can hook it with the file i can i have a google drive thing i can share with you uh yeah it's all right we'll we'll we'll train liam oh fuck yourself well i like my like i'm texting you i'm like hey uh hey are you ready for the podcast but being polite and you just yell you just like text me fuck me in my ass and yeah yeah you were fuck my ass fuck my ass which yeah i say that a lot yeah i mean i'm like

do you want like for free are you charging me um yeah uh so yeah so liam's engaged uh everyone everyone said congratulations to his band account it's not bad yet it will be but it's not yet jesus christ man how many followers are you up to nine thousand something so now if you want to follow me on twitter it's uh for now it's uh at liam from beyond oh okay hold on man i gotta i gotta add you right now hold on let. Let's go. Liam from beyond. All right. Let's see. We're getting the clicks in a little early today. I already follow

you. I don't check. I'm not like one of these people's like, oh my God, how many followers do I have today? Oh, I have 469. Hell yeah. Oh, there you go. Liam from beyond the grave. Yeah. All right. There we go. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Oh, there you go. Liam from beyond the grave. Yeah.

All right. There we go. Three followers. We'll, we'll get you. We'll get you up there. Yeah. I'm just going to create, keep creating accounts until like,

I, you know, yeah. Sorry, man. It's all good. I, I basically expect them to,

once they deny my appeal, hopefully they read the very strongly worded email I sent them. I'm sure that's going to help. Like, I was just like, I can't, like, I'm fine taking the, it was only like a 12 hour suspension. I'm fine taking that, but like, give me my account please. Why won't they give you it back? Do you have to delete it?

The verification email, they send the verification code and I enter it. It's like this code is expired. Please enter another. Please drink another verification can. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's stupid. Fuck that shit.

Fuck Twitter. Why do we use that website? Because we're idiots. Yeah, we're all idiots. Well, Liam's not an idiot because he did get engaged uh to a wonderful woman so thank you very much there you go yeah safety there um uh that's like when the students ask me what my wife looks like she's very pretty and whenever there's it whenever there's a whenever there's like another like staff in the room they're like good good quick

thinking there is like yeah i mean I do think she's pretty. Shit. I have a complaint. I'm going to complain against HR, against undisclosed school district HR. Fuck you. If I ask you a question and then you respond to me as, please see the following emails that we sent you.

No. Fuck you. Your job is to answer my goddamn question. Yeah. Answer the question, you piece of shit. I am actually teaching. You don't do anything.

Fuck you. That's all I'm going to say. You know who you are. You don't listen to this, but fuck you. I hope the vibes reach you. I hope you're fucking... No, Ryan, I'm not going to make fun of you for that. I hope you die in a car crash. Mother should have swallowed. Congratulations

on becoming the incontrovertible pro-choice argument. Oh, there you go. That's a good one. Cool. I hope you get your sexy honks fireman calendar this year, piece of shit uh that's i can't have that in my classroom why can you have that in hr at the district okay um that's terrific yeah great um oh hello and welcome to another episode of 10 000 losses the only

philadelphia sports podcast that exists i'm your your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he, him. You know what? They're fucking you today. And with me is my co-host, Ye. Liam. Hi, Liam Anderson. My pronouns are not fuck you. They are he, him. Yeah.

So I don't know if no one would have reached out to you because I have more followers than you now. But yeah, but I can always weaponize the part of the militia. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Which I did, which I did, actually. Like, like, like I can always weaponize the part of the militia problem account. Yes, yes, yes. Which I did, actually. Like, I'm in NATO, like, I'm part of the alliance, but you're the United States. WTYP is the US. I can't fuck with you too much.

Because you pull that funding away. No more funding! No more funding of any kind, except for France, who has their own groups for some reason. Shouts out to France for their uh using nuclear energy okay um anyway there's this like a RSS feed

thing so apparently our uh Patreon had an RSS feed that suddenly stopped working I didn't know we did I don't know we did either yeah so I don't know I had two different people reach out to me I'm gonna try and figure it out If you're listening to this, we're trying

This is not WTYP where I tell you I'm trying And I forget about it for six weeks No, it's where I tell you I'm trying And I forget about it for six weeks Hey, variation Alright, I don't know Let's figure it out, probably Unless you want to do it, Liam

I have to go To the dick sucking factory? to the dick sucking factory? To the dick sucking factory. That's fine. Voicemail, call on 267-371-7218. Give us your name and pronouns. When he used called in, it didn't give us name and pronouns. Thanks for nothing, assholes.

Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. Please, please, please give us feedback on the Aubrey Nagel episode. We were both very proud of it. Yeah, that is a, you need to listen to that one. It's intellectual. It's good for your brain. Sometimes you have to

expand your brain. Beyond jokes that we would say under the bleachers of high school. Yeah, which we're not so good at ourselves, but that's why we bring on guests that make us sound smart. Yeah, exactly.

I can be smart if I'm like reading a script, I guess. Yeah. Oh yes. Go listen to that. It's out. It's good. Actually,

you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to put a preview for that one in this episode. Yeah. Cause I, did you listen to the intro I made for the, like the bonus where it's like delco dave's driving a car he gets an accident no all right well you'll never well fucking won't ever again because i accidentally deleted that one too that's that's a shame i that was like

three hours of work i do like your insane approach to uh intro editing uh so for those of you at home who can't see tom like i can right now he's gripping his chair backwards you how what are you doing man i don't know where to put my hands because they're like my mic's right in front of me fair enough i i do love that like our uh that you keep your webcam on and i don't have a webcam yeah it's i refuse i refuse to i just like i'm like oh time to look at tom for an hour like that's what i do on wednesdays because on wtyp none of yous use your fucking uh webcams i don't know webcam yeah oh we can fix that uh i won't i'm just not it's it's security concerns that's right um undisclosed location. You shut the fuck up. Fine.

I'm not going to be happy about it. Salty snail. Alright, salty snail. So speaking of salty shit, I fucking hate baseball. Let's talk about... Oh god, let's not talk about the... What a fucking game. Let's not talk about the Bills. What a fucking game. Let's not talk about the Bills.

Holy shit. Grade school baseball. Why do we cheer for this idiotic fucking team? 18 to 11. 25 combined runs, 21 hits for the Blue Jays. Why do I root for this fucking team? Why does God give his toughest battles to his dumbest soldiers? Bryson Stott sent a cameraman to the ER

with an errant throw. I, what? How? Go Phils, baby. Go Phils. And then, so that was the start. That was the start of the clown show. Fuck it.

Kyle Gibson gave up four goddamn runs, like the first, like what, inning or some shit like that? Kyle Schwarber missed two fly balls because he was thinking about lifting weights and protein. Yeah, the outfield finally might have run out of all gas, no brakes. Well, he did hit 40, but, like,

it's weird because he hit his 40th home run, and, like, I just really wonder what goes in his head, like, you know. Nothing i have i hit home runs i i lift heavy weights i have a pretty wife that's like his three thoughts i'm going home bye i'm going i'm going home to my wife i just hit a home run i don't give a shit about my batting average um you pay me 180 million dollars yeah hey every dinger's worth it man uh brandon marsh got hurt running into the wall again yeah this is the center fielder of the future we got to figure out some like maybe give

him pads yeah knee pads i wear knee sleeves i wear knee sleeves when i squat because my left knee is held together by scotch tape so yeah i i worry about you blowing out your butthole like that. Dude, I'm not... That, I'm good on. The integrity there is good. It's going to be me squatting, and then I'm just going to feel a rubber band, like the... What's his name?

Snap his Achilles. Yeah. You're going to hear it, and then I'm going to be podcasting every day because I've lost my job because I can't fucking stand in front of a classroom anymore. I guess I can't do that because I of a classroom anymore. I guess I can't do that because I'm a union.

So he heard Dalton Guthrie hit his first home run in the major leagues. What a name. Dalton Guthrie. That's a name. That's a good name. So last night I had a meeting thing. So I didn't watch most of the game. I came back and I saw the tipping

pitches guys had a live stream going. So I log on. They're like, oh, Tom's here. I didn't watch most of the game. I came back and I saw like the tipping pitches guys had like a live stream going. So I log on. They're like, oh, Tom's here. Why don't you come on the stage? And Bobby was a little too fucking happy about the Phillies. Shut up, Bobby. You're in for the Mets. Yeah.

And you're from this area. You are a Mets fan from the Delaware Valley, Bobby. Rod. You're nice. You're nice. Why don't you hang out with Spike Eskin? Just kidding. No, there was like three Tivic Pitchers listeners

who listened to this podcast. Bobby, come on the pod. The Steel Cage match. Oh yeah, I'd do Hell in a Cell. That's fine. But see, it wouldn't be fair because they're like nice guys. They're not us. That sounds like someone else's problem yeah like like maybe we could tag team and like like but then we would have to fight each other and i don't think that's a good

thing that's not good for our relationship no i don't think our friendship would survive me smacking the back of the head with a steel chair i wouldn't like that i will say that and you don't need another concussion i've had plenty yeah i've had like two probably and i don't like that i will say that and you don't need another concussion i've had plenty yeah i've had like two probably and i don't want to at least five probably more than that yeah brain dot works so good sometimes oh we um remind me the next time that there's a situation where uh my my uh my cuz is around he could tell you his story about waking up 20 feet in the air. Oh, boy. I'm not going to go to the rest of that because I don't want to...

Whatever. Jesus. I put Jesus in there. Five-game skid. That sucks. Things are going not so good here. We slid to number three in the wild card, and the Brewers are kind of

heating up a little bit dude guys phillies listen i know uh bryce you listen to this uh kyle you get my uh you get my dms um send you my workout logs so you'd be impressed uh uh dude guys come on you gotta look please you gotta fucking win a game a game You gotta at least go 500 You gotta go 500 The rest of the year at least Come on guys Don't do this to us Don't shit your pants

Come on Bryce was gonna be really mad We don't want that I guess the rest of baseball We can talk about But yeah So we're playing the Blue Jays tonight And then I think we've got the Braves again

And then the Cubs The Astros will be on rest But yeah The Mets have clinched the NL East The Braves clinched the wild card spot I think the Braves too I hate the Mets players

more, but I hate the Braves fans the most. Yeah, I'll buy that. Does that track? I was going to say that. I fucking hate Pete Alonzo and I fucking hate Brandon Nemo. Cool. The whole trumpet thing with Edwin Diaz is getting played out.

He's really good. You got the trumpet. All right. Even the Braves were playing it for some reason. It's like, all right, I guess we're all playing it now. All right. Aaron Judge hit his 60th homer. So, two more, I believe, he will tie the – I think of two more, he breaks the AL record.

Right. You're a little quiet again. Oh. Aaron Judge. He's a baseball player. He's a nice guy, I guess. I don't give a shit. He was anti-vax

until last year. I don't give a fuck about him. He plays for the Yankees. He's on pace to hit 6200 runs. Good for him. I just don't give a shit. Red Sox guy. I get it. I don't believe and there is now a Yankees fan in my life

and I Zach Hecht, if you're listening to this, I don't believe you deserve to be happy. By sheer virtue of the fact that you like that cool NY logo. The Mets logo is cooler. That's right. fired national league superiority uh albert pooh holes though is away as two home runs away from his seventh home run

yeah he's on fire dude that that fucking rocks i dude if he's like on gear they're not checking no yeah uh the conspiracy theory is that like the players like, alright, let's let him get through it. It's alright. Let's let him do it. Come on. Honestly, I would do it. Fuck it. Why not? If I was the guy that

threw the pitch that was Pujols' 700th career home run... You're not going to be mad about it. I'm not going to be mad about it. Dude does an amazing career. And he's five years older than we think he is. Fuck. But yeah, so that's baseball right now for the

teams that we give a shit about. How are the Orioles? You're following the Orioles now, right? You're a Nose fan? I haven't checked because football's been back. Yeah, I know. Orioles. Let's see. They're 76-71.

Are they in the... But fuck you, Google, for not having wildcard standings. I know. Jesus Christ. M-L-B. Wildcard. I'm telling you what I'm typing because I fuck you. They are one game... Well, they're

five games out of the wild card at this point. Seattle's number three. I've always liked the Mariners. I don't mind the Mariners. Yeah, go M's. You guys deserve some cool shit. You've shit the bed about a billion times.

Well, I think it was like it's like in the 90s growing up you had junior on the team and then i always i i've always liked the colors so i like the colors it's a nice shade actually yeah uh so yeah uh that's baseball let's talk about the the sport du jour the the sport that we all love. And this is... Go quiet, buddy. So speaking of the sport that we love a lot... Dougie! Dougie relevant right now. That's right, that's right.

On Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, the glorious Philadelphia Eagles triumphed over the vile Minnesota Vikings and sent Kirk Cousins back to where he belongs, which is hell. Yeah. AKA Minnesota. Yeah. He's a terrible human being and I hope nothing good ever happens to him. Is he a terrible human being?

Cause I don't know much about him. Yeah. He's an evangelical. Do your work. Oh, that's, that's all you need to say, my man. Yeah. We're good. Um, uh, our dads now. do your work oh that that's that's all you need to say my man yeah we're good um uh

jerry march is our dads now uh i mean not no not only his he's everyone's dad he's everyone's oh if you're listening to this he's your dad too yeah uh he looked incredible he looked like like i don't know like he he looked like the quarterback of the future there. He looked like a goddamn MVP. He really did. Yeah. Almost 90% passing accuracy. Yeah.

Fucking insane. I will say, I want to talk about the good things, and then I have some criticisms for our beloved franchise. Yeah, we'll do a compliment sandwich. Yeah, we'll do a compliment sandwich. So they blitzed now. Yeah. A lot. franchise yeah we'll do a compliment sandwich yeah we'll do a compliment sandwich so they blitzed now yeah i a lot they did blitz and they it worked and oh my god i can't believe that one of the fundamental concepts of football whoa hold on hold on they blitzed they blitzed and then that freed up like fletcher cox to actually fucking get in the fucking game instead of relying on

just a four-man front yeah i know yeah yeah and further that uh i would say that jonathan gannon's schemes worked incredibly well uh darius slay i i don't know how it's dude he would have had six interceptions what what is it the juice like is it the juice did he did he take a vivance did he he was everywhere dude did he did he was like justin jefferson's mom the night before and like learned all the secrets like what the fuck it was amazing he played probably the best individual single game performance i've ever seen by a safety it was a clinic he put a clinic there was there was no there was there was no errors he did nothing wrong he was a machine everywhere he was everywhere once he was everywhere once it was it was a joy to watch

it was it was like watching like like not maybe not the same degree of like physical strength but like a docket like when dawkins was on his shit and he was everywhere at the same time like like holy shit i mean i know he's good and we have two good corners you know um but god damn he hit the turn he hit the nitro on that one like holy shit um and there's no criticism of him for being uneven before, but he was locked down on one of the NFL's best receivers. He was super bad. Zero passer rating. No, zero passer rating.

It was a joy to watch. Kirk Cousins had no passes to Justin Jefferson. Zero passer rating. Literally didn't happen. Did he complete a single fucking pass? No. It was all fucking knocked down. They were all knocked down or intercepted.

Or picked. Yeah. Darius Slade would have genuinely had six interceptions uh you rock i we talked last week about how much we love when like defense is humming um god damn dude that was like i'm getting a little just there's some blood rushing to a certain part of my body right now thinking about that defense. It was amazing. It was... If Jonathan Gannon listens to WIP and is like, you know what? They want me to blitz? I'll fucking blitz. Keep it up, dude.

Actually, that is probably genuinely what happened is that he listened to WIP and he was like, oh, right. We can do that. We can do that. Look, we make fun of the average WIP caller, but I got make fun of the average wib caller but i i gotta say i and and that the average philadelphia sports fan is prop and other people have said this and

players have said this is genuinely better informed than most other fans um like if you took a typical philly fan a typical whatever other fan the philly fans could actually know a little bit more about the sport especially when it comes to football um they have the average like i'm not saying that we're geniuses either because everyone's a dumbass and philly fans are dumbasses too but i feel like we do know a little our lows are extremely low but our highs are pretty high yeah like we have a higher floor uh than like a minnesota fan like like at first, who's going to listen to Minnesota fans don't talk radio. Like you, you,

you listen to that. Kurt Cousins looked like garbage. Don't you know? You betcha. Oh, that's, that's, uh,

Oh, uh, what's the, what's that fucking shit they say in the, uh, or some shit. Oh, no,

it's, it's, uh, oof, da, oof, da, oof, da. Oh my boy. Oh god oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh kirk cousins has been destroyed and sent to hell where he belongs yeah uh kirk

cousins uh confirmed confirmed loser he's a loser folks he's not a good loser he's not very good no one's talking about him anymore no one no one thinks he's any good he sucks well trump wouldn't say he sucks but he'd be like he's not good he's bad he's bad he's no good he's no good he doesn't do anything he smells bad too he he has a sick van i will give her cousins that he's a sick van he's like a jesus van yeah yeah he's a sick jesus man um yeah he does oh man church of satan if you listen please go like park next to his van yeah that's fine do whatever you want i don't care i mean i like it when they hand out like uh like book church of the bibles of satan or whatever the fuck they call it the kids that's kind of funny first amendment bitch always makes me giggle yeah first amendment goes both ways all right um i love that yeah uh yeah so that was like i said

i don't know that you had some criticism that you you said you want to throw in there yeah i just wanted to talk about uh the the thing i wanted to talk about was that the eagles built this great lead and then sort of kept their took their foot off the gas yeah and i like winning a game by 17 is great i i don't and this is not a strong criticism this is just like they i will say that they gave the vikings I thought multiple opportunities to get back in the game, and the Vikings didn't capitalize. The Eagles did get lucky more than once. I mean, they got into

the red zone three times. Football all the time is just getting lucky. Yeah. The thing is that they had red zone opportunities and they fucked them up. So that sucks and penalties uh oh that was still that's still that's a problem they gotta fucking they they have to fix that there were far too many of them they were too stupid uh you know the refs i will say we're calling tiki tac bullshit but they do every

every year at the start of the season yeah you have to adjust to tiki-tac bullshit and you know the eagles are you know at least through two games uh the lions are the real deal at least offensively we learned that uh as well so i'm i'm happy if the eagles can play Patriot-style, Ben Knott-break style of defense. I'm happy with that. But that's sort of a, you know, it can be risky. But no, overall, very happy. Fuck the Vikings.

Fuck Kirk Cousins. Fuck the entire state of Minnesota. Fuck the NFC North, except for the Lions, who I have a begrudging like for. Yeah, I don't have any. They're a historical team. They play on Thanksgiving every year. I don't give a shit. They don't have any I don't they're a historical team they play on Thanksgiving every year I don't give a shit they don't bother me

I miss congratulations for beating Carson Wentz yeah we appreciate you for that who actually was okay he had actually three touchdowns one interception I didn't see how he did

he throw almost as much yards as uh he had the same touchdown like jalen hurts had three touchdowns and two of them were passing right uh person once would never um no yeah dude uh jalen hurts i think if the thing i think the thing is is is that like is this was that a fucking really good performance? Jalen Hurts. If this is Jalen Hurts, we're going to win a Super Bowl. Holy shit. Is this is this kid just fucking activated like he's hit his and honestly and like, look, I know that we got into this whole thing with like like when we had Greg on.

Violations Greg for a preview. Dude, I like that we got into this whole thing when we had Greg on, Violations Greg, for a preview. Dude, I like Jalen Hurts so much. I want – because he's so fucking cool. He's strong. He calls his grandma. I like him a lot. He talks about leadership in ways that makes me happy. I want this dude to be the stud franchise quarterback.

And if he is dude he's so strong you he breaks so many tackles because he squats 600 fucking pounds yeah you sent me that i was just like jesus fucking oh yeah i said i certainly am well uh jonathan pittsburgh sent to me first his actual power lifting competition records and and uh this is uh this is something for the if you don't, his squat and deadlift are almost the same. A lot of times guys' squat will be a little less than their deadlift. That means that this dude's got form. He knows how to – your squat and deadlift should actually be about the same.

Right. So he knows how to do both. Like the guy's strong as shit. And we – critical support for our strong, caked-up dudes. That's – Except when they're in the Phillies outfield. Oh, I still got crew. I'm never not going to love Schwarber.

I'm sorry. That's okay. I pretended at the time he wore a Black Lives Matter shirt that he didn't have a hat that said Chicago Police. Yeah. Because he doesn't think. He thinks about protein. He thinks about how many pounds I've got to lift tomorrow. Look at my hot wife.

Yeah, look at my hot wife. You know what? Everybody, let's all look at our hot wives. How about that? That's communism. That's communism. Hail Satan. Let's talk about the owls, which

I don't know if you saw that. I texted you. That's the best my alma mater could get or not my alma mater ruckers is my alma mater but uh yeah i texted i was like i think oh wait hold on that's his this is engagement weekend you're too busy doing engagement things yeah yeah um and uh but yeah no it was actually a genuinely good game it It was, it was, it was pretty close until, until the end. I mean, it wasn't a, uh, uh, fucking EJ, uh, manning warning Warner. Yeah. Yeah.

EJ Warner. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, I, I'm a little concerned that they're, they are putting him in as a freshman, but he's definitely got talent. Uh, he's raw talent, uh, but he's definitely got talent. Uh, he's raw talent, uh,

but he's got talent. Which we know. Yeah. And I mean, he comes from a family's talented anyway. I'm sure he's been thrown a football since you could walk. Uh, uh,

the big thing with temple is to fucking hold onto those catches guys. They dropped so many catches. That would have been first downs. And that was, they, they had to go, they had to run at, guys. They dropped so many catches that would have been first downs. And that was, they had a run at the end. They could, if there was like three catches in the last set, if they had caught them, they could have, you know, they could have

tied it up or won. And I mean, it was homecoming weekend, so that's like the best you can ask for, right? It was at least a good game. So they were in it the entire game. So, cool. Go Owls. Man, that's gonna suck to be DeJuan Mathis and lose your

senior. Oh, man. That sucks so much. In my NCAA 14 Dynasty mode, DeJuan Mathis is kicking ass. So... So your virtual version is getting a lot of scrambling touchdowns so

uh any other football college football shit because i i didn't watch any other college football games i don't know if there's anything uh crazy or interesting uh there's uh byu lost which is funny oh good i didn't i didn't get a chance to watch uh i don't have a liam's game of the week uh what the fuck is that uh i don don't have a Liam's game of the week. What the fuck is that? I don't have a Liam's game of the week. So let's move on to the basket before, before, before we go to basketball,

Eagles are playing the Jags. Not this week. We have a buy already. Shit. That sucks. Oh no, wait, no,

we're playing the commanders, playing the commanders this weekend. So sucks. Oh, no, wait. No, we're playing the Commanders. Playing the Commanders this weekend. So Carson Wentz revenge game. Carson Wentz is going to get annihilated and Fletcher Cox will feast on his bones. Jordan Davis. Will feast on his bones. Carson Wentz. Oh, we're going to have to

bleep that. I'm not asking him to. If you **** Carson Went once um i will send you a a medal a nice little gift box yeah yeah i'll send you something um all right uh basketball what's uh james harden has wine now it's an affordable way to drink like a baller that's great this is a new thing jimmy butler's got wine um i don't know it might be an answer for kind of assuming it's probably gonna suck but then on the other hand it's probably just good wine that he's got private label yeah that's what

i assume yeah so uh if you want to send us uh james harden wine uh send it to the wtyp box it'll get to me uh yeah i'll I'll do a score sheet on the air. I'm not a wine judge. I'm a beer judge. But I can figure it out. Oh, sure. Let's talk about the bad thing. All right.

Cool. Because everything sucks. All right. Are you okay if I take a leak real fast? Yes. All right. I'm sorry. Don't drink two beers.

I know. I don't drink a lot anymore. I'm sorry. I drank two beers. I know. I don't drink a lot anymore. That's okay. My cats are in the room now and they're eating. And I peed really fast, guys, just in case you needed to know. Yeah, it was a good stream.

Yeah, it was. I was actually really, really impressed with it. Yeah. All right. So let's talk about the shitty thing. So, Robert Sarver is the an nba and wmba owner he purchased the suns in 2004 his real estate his background is banking

in real estate he's a horrible person uh he purchases the suns in 2004 and purchases the uh phoenix mercury the wmba team in 2004 as well uh so november 4th 2021 uh baxter holmes comes out with a report which accuses sarver and members of the front office of racism misogyny and sexual harassment including allegedly requiring a coach to fire a minority agent and allegedly has announced his preference for extra large condoms at a staff meeting uh corroborated by over 70 former and current employees and sons uh they deny it and they and they said well we'd welcome an inquiry uh news broke about a week ago that the nba would be fining him the maximum $10 million suspended him for one year in both the NBA and WNBA after an independent investigation

determined that he said the N-word at least five times in public. Four of those after being told by some ordinance that he should not use the word. Sexually harassed and assaulted multiple male and female employees and engaged in demeaning behavior towards employees. I don't think I've said the N-word five times in my life my life no i haven't no no yeah yeah uh you you obviously know better than

that i i do want to say jesus christ yeah i would hope so yeah yeah if you're listening to this show uh if i if i if i talked like that it was growing up i would have been killed yeah like you know and rightfully so read his statement so robert sarver is jewish which obviously makes me see red because it's like i don't recall in midrash we're saying the n-word was acceptable yeah is that part i've been to like the the um the dinner thing the seder i don't remember that being part of it's not It's funny how that works. As a man of faith, I believe in atonement and the path to forgiveness, Sarver said in a statement one day. I expected

that the commissioner's one-year suspension would provide the time for me to focus, make amends, and remove my personal controversy from the teams that I and so many fans love. But in our current unforgiving climate, it has become completely clear that that is no longer possible whatever good i have

done or could still do is outweighed by things i had said in the past for those reasons i've been getting the process of selling the teams now okay uh also uh words that i deeply regret now overshadow nearly two decades of building organizations that brought people together the phoenix area through the unifying power of professional men's and women's basketball. Yeah, fuck you, Phoenix. You shouldn't exist. This is literally I made a comment over that I guess

went out over the air. I'm deeply shaved off. If I hurt anybody, I'm sorry. And it's a deep drive to left field. I do want to say that basically a number of players have come out and said that's not quite good enough that the $10 million

and the $10 million fine and one year suspension isn't good enough which is true what's the maximum fine should be fucking you have to sell the team like what's his name fucking Clippers asshole Stern David Sterling no I don't think that's right we should probably not

is it Donald Sterling Donald Sterling? No, I don't think that's right. We should probably not. Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling. Also Jewish, of course, because my people are the worst. You were going to say that. I was going to let you say that. Maybe they're like the wrong kind of Jewish.

They are the wrong kind of Jewish. It doesn't say anywhere in Midrash you can say the N-word yeah none of them are they reformed jews all right i'm not gonna get into that yeah i'm a very reformed rabbi a nazi uh so uh so yeah i mean this least least least problematic israeli uh okay all right uh so yeah i mean the the this guy is gonna sell the team he's forced to sell the team he's forced to sell team he's gonna make two billion dollars doing it or whatever the fuck anyone will pay for it uh obviously he's not gonna suffer any real consequences his statement's fucking embarrassing uh i am happy that people like basically brought pressure down on him yeah but at the same time like yeah the guy's still

gonna be a fucking billionaire like oh yeah no he's he's literally he just doesn't get to have his fun billionaire uh high record thing you know how much money can i make right no it's uh you know it's it's it's my thing is like this is what people in power do and believe behind your back and you as a fan have a moral duty to like examine these people and and see who who it is that they are you know uh people feel real comfortable saying this shit in public and in private and you know it's going off of sort of what we said in our discussion with aubrey you have to you know build solidarity build you know solidarity with your fellow worker and realize that like you can this is what's gonna bring around you know if not outright revolution certainly like

the reforms you want at work like being able to go to the fucking bathroom when you want or whatever and just absolutely not have your boss tell you his condom size. Yeah, absolutely fuck this guy. Fuck him right in his dumb face. I hope he gets hit by a fucking train. Yeah. I hope that... What is the Jewish curse? May his name be erased. Oh, there you go.

Like, Damnatio Memoriae, or whatever it is in fucking Latin. Yeah. Chisel his name out of all your statues. You know what we're giving his skorskin back yeah we're tacking that bitch back on we're stapling it let us know what you would do with a Pete Rose's penis

let us know what you will do with don't get it twisted this dude's still a billionaire he's gonna be a billionaire after he's forced to have a windfall profit. Oh, poor baby. Oh, no. I got to sell my team.

Don't do some shit. He's retired and Zdeno Chara retired. Yeah, I just put that in there because it was the only thing of Flyers News. So this team is going to be a fucking disaster. I'm going to watch it. Someone was complaining that the highest rated player in the new NHL is like 89 or something like that under the Flyers.

It should probably be a 70. Yeah, I was like, alright, that sounds like a bad team. They're all a bad team. They're a fucking dumpster fire, man. Yeah, fuck that shit. So, the Union clinched the playoffs.

Congratulations, Charlie. Congratulations. Yeah. Let me pause for one second. Go. Yeah. So yeah, congratulations, Charlie. You definitely need the win there.

So we love you, man. But yeah, stay out of trouble. Okay. Speaking of voicemails, speaking of Charlie, we got a voicemail from him. Yeah, we got four voicemails today. So thanks for calling in and restocking the content pipe. Thanks, guys. Yeah.

Guys, gals, and non-binary yes thank you thank you uh all right uh hey guys this is uh charlie uh the he him um this is a three minute voicemail uh very long belated union update uh you know, they went down to Atlanta. They failed to do what Sherman did in 1865, which was burn the place down to the ground again, a very boring 0-0 draw. But, you know, it just goes to show that the unions still have the best back line with Jake Elliott, Jack Elliott, and Jacob Glesnitz with the best goalie in all of North America,

Andre Blake, Dan Atal, shutting out Atlanta offensively. Yeah, those guys are great. Garbage. Yeah, we know about that. I know all about them. Blown out after 8 million, you know, 66, 68 goals put up. You know, they got to have the one night off. Had to be at a Mercedes-Benz, unfortunately.

Let's think about Atlanta. We're trying to walk it out. You guys don't care about this, but they did clinch a CONCACAF Champions League spot. We're happy for you, Charlie. We actually do care. More games. More games that nobody cares about. We do care.

We just have a lot of sports to watch. Random Central American team or League of MX team. Oh, God. Yeah, which I pronounced wrong. I gotta look that up. Pretty much, you know, gonna sit, wait two weeks. Now, unfortunately,

leaves us with temple and birds but you know they still got everything to play for the last two games of the year they still got uh home field throughout the entire playoffs if they clinch the conference pretty much of a win or a montreal loss they're still ahead of L.A. in overall standings to get a supporter shield, which, again, you know, as much as traditional North American sports don't care about having the best record, but the supporter shield is a trophy that is, you know, a trust among the supporters groups for the MLS.

It's not associated with MLS officially, which means the team will get the trophy to lift, but it stays with the supporters group throughout the entire year. That actually is kind of cool. I do like that. You never have to give it to the next team that has a supporters group in the trust, which means that any opportunity if you guys want to

have a silver platter to eat sheets off of during the entire off season maybe that could be arranged maybe a live appearance we could eat off the supporter shield if we can eat off the supporter shield we're doing that

you let us know Charlie we will do it congratulations to our beautiful boy getting engaged. Congratulations to that beautiful boy. Thank you. Oh, he got cut off. There was like something else there, but he hit the three-minute limit. Thank you, Charlie.

And thank you for letting us know that you're okay. Listen, I know it's a podcast. It's Parasocial Relationship. You call into the show and you drop off the face of the earth. We do want to check in on you. We want to make sure you're okay like we like listen it's i know it's a podcast it's parasocial relationship you call into the show and you drop off the face of the earth we do want to check in on you we want to make sure you're okay uh so uh dude yes uh i can think of a lot of things i'd like to do in the supporter shield that would be fucking amazing uh yeah i want to eat off of it i mean we're not gonna be able to fuck the Stanley Cup so I think that's number two yeah we're never ever flyers yeah never never that's not happening

um that's why that's why we have Bruins ostensibly Philly podcast oh fuck all right well thanks Charlie appreciate that he's gonna get into the rhythm of doing his coverage too you know uh it's it's hard being like a one man show.

Yeah. Yeah. So definitely appreciate that. So the next voicemail I got, I got a problem with his voicemail. And you're going to figure out why as soon as we get into it. I guess I'm a fucking asshole because I who the fuck am I? All we all know yay lamb but who the fuck am i oh i listened to this one i thought it was very funny thanks yes thanks for whoever sent this in just because i know i i knew it would upset you i knew i would upset you and that makes me happy listen when when when

liam this is something if you've listened if you listen to my episode on New England Beer Reviews. When Liam was on New England Beer Reviews, when we first started this podcast, you said I was some guy from the SRA. You didn't even say my goddamn name. Good. Good. I'm honestly thrilled I did that. I mean, it's funny as fuck. So, the next person did leave a name.

So I'm assuming their name is Fuck You. So let's listen. Fuck You specifically, guy. Yes. Fuck Me specifically. Yeah. Hey, I hope this has been a thousand losses. I'm a huge fan.

All the shows on the network. I think you're awesome. Other guy, I think you're pretty badass, too. I'm a teacher. I've been on strike you're awesome. Other guy, I think you're pretty badass too. I'm a teacher. I've been on strike for six days. I'm in the state of Washington. Not a Seahawks fan at all. I like

Philadelphia fans, even if I don't really like your team. I love what animals you guys are. I was thinking how badass it would be if we could bring a bunch of Philly fans to sit in, in our school district office. And,

you know, bring the batteries, bring all that stuff. Direct action by Mike from Delco. People on the line saying we should email Obama. He'll come in and save us. And I'm. Jesus.

That's depressing. Oh, he's no friend of labor. No. Wow. That's depressing. So just any, any words of encouragement. I'm saying, oh, he's no friend of labor now. And we're still fighting. So just any any words of encouragement, it's not for not for them. It's for me. I'm a picket captain and.

Oh, yeah, dude. Fuck. Helping and getting a bunch of liberals excited. Yeah, it's you got to do that. Oh, God, it's so fucking frustrating. Anyway, huge fan. Keep up the good work I love listening to you guys All the shows

Solidarity Thank you Listen fellow union teacher My name is Tom So you can call me that next time But I'll forgive you that because you're the picket captain So fucking keep – dude, getting the libs that you work with – because, I mean, there is kind of a truth to a lot of like – especially in the city districts. Most of us are libs.

Most of us – we don't become teachers because we're fucking – our dad owns a jet ski dealership. Right. Right. So you just have to slowly – you bernie kind of stuff is a good good kind of you know slight gentle entry into that um you know you just make material conditions obvious you know it's like we're getting fucked right now because you know they think they they're better than us but we they need us more than we need them. Keep that shit up.

Fucking don't break ranks. If the world was just, we would have a whole fucking crew of Philly just dumbasses. Dave from Delco. Roving. Just, just a roving, like a taxi squad of just, alright, cause I don't know how to say the name of your city cause I don't really read that good. But, you,

if they was being shitty to you cause they think they fucking know how to do shit cause they the boss or some fucking I don't know. And there's gonna be like five or six slurs in there. You just have to be like, you know'm sorry i'm sorry i'm listen i'm an ally i'm just stupid just tell me if i'm dumb and if i say something wrong just punch me i won't hit back i swear and you just get these guys incredibly accurate just get these guys to fucking come to your like like oh yo it's not like the mafia oh there's a problem you know

shit like that it's like yo cause i heard that you ain't paying your workers ain't we're supposed to be paying them yo what the fuck is wrong with you and like that's all you need you just need a bunch of guys in jorts and and that shit's gonna fucking fucking take care of itself so i wish i wish that we we could um we're set we're sending that south solidarity energy it's fuck you energy so so appreciate that real mad you gotta get mad and you gotta say that these people are fucking us like the thing is is like the average philly moron respectability shit i'll get you killed yeah i'm including myself as the average Philly moron Dude these fucking guys They think they're better than us

And that's all you gotta fucking Just to fuck you Listen Obama's not gonna Save shit I mean he stopped the NBA strike from happening That would potentially happen during Black Lives Matter He's not The ally of labor

He's not a friend of labor at all. Who would probably say something would be Bernie. Why don't you reach out to him? He'll say something. Maybe some recognition. He'll also probably come to your picket line. That dude loves a picket line. They're not treating the workers correctly

here in Seattle. We cannot stand for this. The teachers teach the future of our society. I could do an okay, Bernie. I don't know. You didn't scream, so. Oh, because I was wildly anti-Semitic? I just love giving you shit.

It's my favorite thing to do is just annoy you. Well, listen. I'm not doing the voice that I'm going to have to cut out of the podcast i'm not sure if i ever did that one around you this is rabbi moishi calling from this is an actual voice of a guy who called my girlfriend at the time who just wanted to see what she was up to that that's going in the bin. That was hilarious. It made Liam laugh. Leave it in there.

You want me to leave that? No, fuck no. I don't know. We're going to get in trouble. I'm not doing my rabbi voice. I'll leave it. Yeah, I'm not doing that. We're going to get in trouble. Because he's going to find me and he's going to get in trouble. Or I'm going to get in trouble.

It's a loving parody. I am a friend of the people the book um thank you yeah uh jesus see the voices i'm really though it's my favorite voice to do my wife loves it although she was she tried this she's like can he do it oh there's no way i'm doing it for the egyptian man in the basement no no no that that that that he doesn't get the joke no uh there's no layers to that no oh man this is going to be like the deep cut that gets um uh when the podcast ends we're going to throw these these shits out of each other yeah yeah uh we do have two more uh uh we we are we we got we have synergy today though um we do have synergy today, though. We do have synergy today.

We have Ash from, I think it's Iowa. I can't hear this at all. I can hear it. I can't hear it at all. All right, Ash, we'll get to your voicemail next week. We're having audio issues. It sounds like, in Yeah, and it sounds like

in my ears it's like it sounds like some weird phone line shit. Fucking Zencaster, CFO of Zencaster, come to my DMs and see what happens. Okay? I'm not as nice as Liam. What a sentence. I want to

shout out shout out we'll get to you people later. Alright, we have the Shout out Shout out We'll get to you people later The DMs are real quick I'm tired I know, I'm tired too Unit System Discord just commenting Proud Boys and Patriot Pair are bitch ass larpers

That's true And The Zax Caucus Said they had a safety Third in the drafts for a year and they had the mate in the den because they waited so long that they were trans by the time they sent it. Love it. Dude, that that's procrastination. We love you regardless of your identity.

Yeah, that's that's that's that's a new one. But I do like that. That's like my ADHD so bad that by the time I got through it I was a different gender but critical support for you and if anyone's mean to you we wish you would punch them alright, shouts out

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are you t-hawk uh to hick and t-pain it's a creek up here come on okay yeah and i'm uh well what are you now because you're not from beyond because i'm beyond the grave right from beyond because i have to figure out uh what's going on with uh twitter because you told for a bit this i said fuck whichever hitler youth hill turn is reading this for pat toby right now your mom should have swallowed oh my god it disgusting. I can't believe they would say something about it. Yeah, that's not even as bad as it gets. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. Listen to Lions Led by Donkeys. Listen to Well, There's Your Problem.

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