Ten Thousand Losses - Tradcath Vibes feat. Alex & Bobby from Tipping Pitches

Episode Date: April 25, 2024

Our first ever THREEPEAT guests, Alex & Bobby from Tipping Pitches come back on to talk about the Phillies, metalcore, and hold a quiz to deduce Alex's Philadelphia bonafides. We also answer some listener messages. NOW FEATURING MORE TOM SINGING OUT OF KEY! Take the quiz we gave Alex: https://www.phillymag.com/big-philly-quiz/  Follow us on Twitter: Tipping Pitches: https://twitter.com/tipping_pitches  Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have assessed Nick John Cooney. And we're live. We're live. Hello.

We're live. We are live. Hello. How's it going? Oh, it's fucking something, bud. How you doing? It sounds like we're both having gems of... We had days, my guy.

Yeah, I had earth-shattering family realizations and things told to me. And I spend my days as a social worker, as the people know. And we had a fucked one today. The vibes recurs the shit's all over the place i'm feeling terrific uh i can't wait to be done this so i can get absolutely fucking hammered drunk oh boy yeah yeah yeah i you know had to deal with some fun shit too like student uh one of, wrote some stuff that sets off alarm bells.

And, so, yeah, real great stuff. And, we have, more importantly, we have guests.

We have guests who we brought on to talk specifically about very depressing things. We have Alex and Bobby

from Tipping Pitches, although we didn't do the intro yet, but whatever so uh do you have any banter or rants for us we've really prepared this one go on just throw it yeah uh you want us to do a rant right off the jump yeah you got any rant you gotta be clear we're not live here are we you guys both started this podcast by saying we're live Am I being broadcast to some like far

Like eastern European Don't worry about that Ignore the drones They actually pipe us into The basement of The fucking The FSB building Where they use us to torture

Ukrainians We're live in Gro Yeah. We're also, we're being live. We're live in Grosny. We're just background music for Zelensky as he's like writing policy, you know, like at least to be welcome to podcast 10,000 requests to the U S government for more billions of dollars. Why are you,

why are you listening to these assholes? I got it's whatever. That's a, that's a take too far away from you know the game of inside 10 000 losses but we both had recognized in public and that's a weird sensation someone recognized me the other day oh boy and it was just like uh hey yeah yeah don't perceive me please i i am i am levitating above the ground can you not recognize this don't don't fix my position in space and time i am i am a beam i'm a a never ending beam in space do not let your brains neurons fire as you lay your eyes on me sir i don't know who i am. You don't either.

These photons, they were meant... They're not for you! They're too incandescent. Rants? Banter? That's what you need from us? Actually, you know what? I got a rant. You got an axe to grind today? I do have an axe to grind. Y'all are familiar with

Twitter account? Cause it's about Twitter. Sorry. Of course. X. X. The everything platform. The everything platform.

We'll be censoring that, but yeah. You guys are familiar with, uh, with baseball images that proceed unfortunate events. Yeah. I've, I've,

I've heard of those guys. Because I am sick of them. I'm sick of them. I just want to put it out there the whole shtick these days right it used to be like uh you know hansel robles like preparing to throw a pitch which is like you know maybe a bit of a shot fired there but it's a funny bit um and now it's like like forrest whitley called up yesterday or the day before and their bit is like and he gave up an unearned run in his appearance and so they screenshot the astros being like astros are calling up forest whitley because that was the unfortunate event

it just feels like a lot of monday morning quarterbacking i don't know i think they've gotten lazy maybe this is not bleeding into your world as much as it is mine. It's not bleeding into my world because I just mute the Twitter accounts that bother me and you just let them enrage you. Absolutely. It's the best. Oh, yeah. So I can have rants for places like this. The amount of

cortisol in your bloodstream because of X the Everything platform. Astonishingly high. I did. Speaking of X the Everything app, did you see tobias harris's uh twitter burner oh i caught wind of this but i did not do a deep dive tobias harris may have had a twitter burner that he's since deleted uh yeah and like people caught onto it it was just like what the fuck is this and now all the tweets are gone like there's screenshots of it

yeah Jimmy Smith's 3273 the craziest part of this is that this would be like the 7th most important Philadelphia 76ers Twitter burner in history oh these are yeah the new theory the new theory is that it's his dad but

that's really funny that's kind of sweet actually and also why do you need a burner well why does his dad need a burner because doesn't his dad just like feed stuff to keith pompey to tweet like isn't that just what's been going on for the last year? That's what I figured, right? I love just dumb, low-energy shit like this given that the Sixers are one get to go play the Knicks and

die, I assume, because I don't trust Joel Embiid at this point. I love him to death, but I don't trust him or his shaky knees. I think Sixers Twitter is... Insane. Out of all the four major sports, I think they're the most likely to be QAnon types at this point.

Just the level... I don't know about Flyers Twitter. I know. You would think. You would think. But just the convoluted... The different burners. Who's the actual GM when Elton, the different burners, you know,

who's the actual GM when Elton Brand was there. Oh, my God. Like, that, you know, just the idea that the league has been slowly punishing the Sixers, that the, what's his name, the commissioner has basically an unwritten rule that if there's ever like a 50-50 foul, it's not in the Sixers' favor ever. You go on Sixers Reddit and it's even worse than Sixers Twitter.

It's insane. It's insane. So these texts I'm looking at of redacted websites that just happened to be the first that come up I don't think these are Tobias Harris because he doesn't

come off like this no I think it's the theory is it's his dad I think that's probably close it's him it's like it's not him but it's someone very close to him yeah because I don't think I don't think Toby's like that mean spirited I mean he's also making 180 million dollars so i wouldn't be

mean-spirited i don't give a shit i've got my bag yeah and he's going after this year so it's also like kevin durant has that market cornered yeah i'll be like a weird freak on twitter yeah right exactly oh that's that's well you know what hello welcome to another episode of 10 000 losses the only ph only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. Fuck you, writes Ricky Sanchez. Fuck you, birds with friends. I'm just going to Philly sports pod. We remember the first fucking result.

Podcast, not posters. All right. Flyers talk. Fuck you. Sixers talk. Fuck you. Got him. Philly's talk.

Fuck you. Good. Philadelphia sports podcast. Fuck you. Buried talk. Fuck you. Phillies talk. Fuck you. Philadelphia sports podcast. Fuck you. Who else we got? Was it Eagle Eye? Shut the fuck up. Crossing Broadcast. Oh, fuck you.

Yeah, actually, fuck you. There's got to be like a Barstool Philly podcast. There is. They actually took our first name Which we wanted to do first time long time And they took it Before we ever recorded the episode We're 10,000 losses

Because we're more the shit than Barstool ever could be Yeah Oh man dude Oh yeah also I'm your host Tom Payne my pronouns are him With me is my co-host yay liam hi liam anderson my pronouns are he him and we have uh as you said we have bobby and alex for two pitches uh what are your pronouns what's up my name is bobby my pronouns are he him

and i'm happy to be here kind of in in enemy territory wearing a Mets hat. But from the great state of Pennsylvania. There's some sort of traitor actually. The water of the Delaware River courses through your veins and provided nutrients to your growing body. For better or for worse.

You spurned it. On a Patreon episode this past week, I was talking about how all of my ligaments are damaged so maybe that's because of all of those toxins that i've been taking your thyroid check too we're in the thyroid belt for a reason um i'm alex i use he him pronouns hello and you're so happy to be back here yeah it, it's nice. I think you're our first three-peat guest. Oh. Yeah.

That's good. Yeah, that gets another bell ring. Well done. Yeah. Absolutely. And yeah, so you're a... We didn't get you on when you decided that you were going to switch allegiances to the Philadelphia Phillies. The correct thing to do.

Yeah. Right. Which since time has borne out was probably right, yeah. Save me, Daddy Steve. So, yeah, if you haven't listened to the bonus that we did last month, go ahead and go over to patreon.com

where we reviewed the trash, garbage-picking field goal kicking philadelphia phenomenon have either of you seen that movie you don't need to no you need to and the only way you can view it it's on disney plus it was a disney film it is available on youtube as a vhs scan oh nice that actually does make me want to watch it more i'll just say one time i watched the disney channel uh original movie brink in three minute youtube clips but it was like a playlist and it would start new after every scene ended because they could only upload three minutes so that it

wouldn't get taken down for copyright and i just gotta say there's people out there that are doing the fucking work you know these companies are trying to take media away from us and some people are fighting back i thought i was a flex server i'll never take media away from us, and some people are fighting back. That's why I have a Plex server. They'll never take it away from me. Come and take it, motherfuckers. It's just me with nine hard drives clutched to my chest. The come and take it flag, but it's just

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Protowns in bio you can also text that number if you want us to read it you can also message us on our fucking twitter account we won't say the other word uh so um x the everything app that's right there it is you do a little fucking commerce excuse me bless you i uh fucking allergies leave it leave it in on x the everything app you could probably find some nasa court you know some phonies

on x the everything app well yeah probably find some nasa court you know some phonics on x the everything app well yeah you can find marketplace of ideas and products drops uh drop uh shipped uh calendars yeah yeah that misspell harry potter uh do you remember that one did you know it's my it's my favorite character har Harry Peter. Yeah. You can get right-wing law firms, like America First, whatever, fucking legal. Are you a victim of woke? What else can you get on there? That Japanese mascot that was banned by the city it was from because they thought it was encouraging kids to do too many pranks. Yeah.

Do you guys not got that one? Oh, what is the Japanese mascot? That sounds like a Philly thing. Banned. Chitan? Yeah. It was an unofficial representative of the city, Susaki. A self-described zero-year-old fairy baby otter with no gender that wears a turtle as a hat.

No. It was banned from the city. The only mascot I care about is Mrs. Met. That's right. Oh, yeah. We've got to figure out that other podcast

that I'm trying to schedule to talk about which mascots you want to fuck. That's the only one I'm going to talk about. The Fanata could get it. Interesting. Alex is big on Mr. Redlegs. He's got that crazy look in his eye. Let's get down to it.

Or Mrs. Redleg in the thousand-yard stare that she's got going on. She just dropped her third klonopin of the day and she's like let's get after it she she's a she looks like a 50s uh mama on greenies yeah i was gonna say she's she has big trad cath energy oh yeah um big big that that's podcast though right there um what about Brewer? Bonnie Brewer? Let's see You know when I was a kid I don't know that I'm familiar with Bonnie

That's actually just a woman Is there not a Oh I was thinking I thought that there was a female version Of Bernie Brewer I may have fucked that up Bonnie Brewer looks like she knows The lyrics to the Horse Vessel lead.

Yeah, maybe I should run far from that. I'll stick with you, Swinging Friar. Oh, we got the Fanatic's Mom. Who he took out of that pitch one time. Yeah, man. Up and in, high and tight. Or you could get vored by Iggy.

I like that the Oriole Bird is actually just called the Oriole Bird. Didn't even bother. You can't imagine it. Didn't even bother. You should say

Baltimore Bird. Balmer Bird. Oh, I love Baltimore, dude. Balmer. Balmer. So speaking of cities on the east coast philadelphia uh was saved again by the french last night yeah thanks nick batum yeah uh who the the heat decided that they uh just didn't need to cover despite him

red fucking hot dude yeah dude he was hitting greens on that he was yeah he was he was electric it was it's great fun to watch just because like old ass nick batum leading leading the 76ers assault on the dreaded and hated miami heat yeah he's he's uh he's like what 36 35 yeah leave it to a french guy to put an end to the hard-working heat culture. He's 35. Do you remember a few years ago where the Colts had to trot out Matt Hasselbeck? Yeah, man. And a few old guys had the old man Colts had to win a game against.

It was the Jags or something before they were any decent. But Matt Hasselbeck's 42 and throws throws for like 65 yards And the Colts win somehow That's what I feel like Nick Batum just did And I'm very grateful for him So we're only going to talk about Basketball, football The two sports you're both Very, your favorite sports

Well now that we're finally here somewhere safe We can talk about football Because Alex banned it on our podcast Every year at the beginning of the year yeah we do ban topics where neither of us are allowed to bring it up or or actually we shock collar each other if we bring up a topic that's i'm familiar with the shock collar yeah yeah yeah oh okay all right that's what he's been doing with bonnie brewer uh and alex banned football because he just got mad at me doing half of our cold opens being like, name a player on the Chiefs. No, I don't want to.

And every time he'd be like, fucking Patrick Mahomes, you know? Oh, yeah. You like football? Name every football. Name a football. Name a football. Well, we got the one that they use. There's the college one. There's the college one there's the pro one there's the

the one made out of anthracite yeah uh that's in potts town three i got well done uh those are the ones i know i uh yeah i i uh i will say i do i do like just like the sixers being like we have a real chance because Joel Embiid's back. And it's like, is that true? They're going to play the Knicks on Saturday, so we'll see how that goes. In theory, they

should match up well with them because I don't know who on the Knicks, particularly with their injuries right now, is supposed to guard Joel Embiid. But if he's not healthy, it doesn't really matter. He scored 23 points. Actually, both of you, you're going to sit on each other.

In a trench coat. In a trench coat, yeah. And we're just going to hack the shit out of him. You're just going to foul him. But I do feel like the Knicks are going to put the Sixers and their fan base in the torture chamber for the next two weeks. It's like the exact type of team that's going to be incredibly frustrating to play because they try so fucking hard.

The game last night was a heart attack way to happen. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I will say the Knicks have Charlie Brown Jr. on their team who went to St. Joe's. Oh. Charlie Brown Jr. went to St. Joe's. Charlie Brown Jr. has got a lot of hoes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He went to school at the same time as ren so oh that's kind of cool hometown hawk yeah uh

isaiah hart i mean i don't know i'm just seeing a bunch of villanova dudes i saw a lot of discourse today about how jalen brunson would be comfortable playing on the road because he went to villanova and then a bunch of people being like fuck that that, Villanova's soft. He's never actually played in Philly. And then a lot of other people clapping back being like, well, Nova does play a lot of their games at Wells Fargo Center, but... Do they pay wage tax? No, they do not.

Thank you. You must work or live in the city. Yeah. I don't want to hear any more about Dante DiVincenzo and his weird looking face yeah uh well um speak of the things we're not going to see again or don't want to see john tay porter was banned yeah here we go nba for gambling lifetime ban i i don't know why you'd risk it dude you gotta figure you'd get caught.

They're real fucking serious about it. And Alex, as the guy who was placing the bets on behalf of John T. Porter, what do you have to say about the punishment? I feel really bad for him. I did not intend for this to happen whatsoever. They're saying that Adam Silver is really the new Kennesaw Mountain Landis

Hopefully with a little less racism Yeah a little bit less He's like PR trained Kennesaw Mountain Landis Yeah he's not just saying slurs Every 30 seconds He got an MBA but you know it still feels the same Yeah I mean The methods are the same It yeah i mean the the the

the methods are the same it's just the words are different um yeah uh so i didn't know adam silver was a dookie that makes so much sense holy shit i didn't know that either and chicago law yeah that fucking tracks oh at least it's not chic Economics Fucking good enough dude I mean it's close enough Maybe There wasn't enough radiation That Chicago Pile wanted Because it's Jewish? Yeah sure

Well I mean Juden Physic No just Tom hayton jews every time i join this podcast i feel like i'm joined i've stepped into an alternate reality when i was in j school and they were like what do do you want to do? I was like, this is exactly what I envisioned. Air horns going off. Mean jokes about our co-host. That's the horn for Passover.

Yeah, that's actually, it's the air raid siren to alert us that we got to leave real fucking quick. Right. I just want to point out that someone said to me, like, the plagues of Egypt went a little too far the other day and it was just like no no no no pharaoh pharaoh was free to choose at any time no he wasn't yes he was no god hardens his heart yeah god hardens his heart that's that that's true but he could have let it go dude he's asked repeatedly to let people go the deity of the the supreme the the supreme deity with omnipotent omniscient and omnipresent yeah made the pharaoh say no and then and somehow pharaoh's at fault yeah pharaoh's at fault pharaoh's at fault don't worry about that i thought you killed one kid and everyone fucking panics next now i'm sensitive to the locusts

yeah this is an important issue to me but oh I just yeah you want to do it don't you you want to do it so bad all these locusts I'm allergic

well done I can feel Bravi Goldenberg stare into my heart. I'm just going to note that this is what happened. Liam's going to be like, you know, yeah, Pennsylvania man was arrested at the Museum of Cairo after breaking into the secure chamber of the Pharaoh Ramses II and smashing his mummy with a brick. When questioned. a second and smashing his mummy with a brick when questioned yeah john john fetterman uh had this to say oh that's so cool wow i i do think the the bet you make as an american is like if you're trapped abroad and like shit goes down like i'm gonna be real pissed if i've ever heard a war zone the government doesn't

come get me like that is to me like the extent of my taxes is like i understand why health care is free it should be i understand why we get fucking nothing like if i'm trapped in a war zone it's on you motherfuckers and it's on your dime to come get i i you're flying a fucking v-22 and you're blasting the marine corps in that is the deal you make as an American. The government will come and get you. Right. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of extradition in case of war. Yeah.

From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli. It's just the last helicopter out of Saigon and just me waving like Nixon. Yeah. I just imagine you, Liam like you have some like fucking like a cab anarchist shirt on and like you're trapped joe biden's shaking your hand you're trapped in some like dumb ass country that's having like a revolution like you're

trapped in fucking i don't know what fucking new zealand england yeah um and and you're And you just rip the shirt off and it's the guy fighting the demon. The fire dragon in that Marine Corps commercial. And it's like, fuck it. Just get me. I want some jarheads. Please. I remember the first time I went to Italy. I have

family members in Marines and he's like, just so you know, cuz. Just so you know. If, just so you know, if they need to pull you out, it's going to be United States Marine that saves your ass. Pull you out of fucking, for what? For Italy? Like what? Because I...

I had a friend who... Did you go there in 1932? I had a friend who... Who went to Columbia and was just like, do i have to contact the state department i was like you can i don't know why you would you're gonna be fine yeah and she's like well like like not to be dramatic but like what if they kidnap me and i'm like that submarine will bust out the door and save you that's the deal you make as an american that's

what paying for this your whole life exactly that's why taylor sheridan writes shows so that you know that yeah you're rolling the step for has anyone ever done that i did that the first time i i went when i went uh when i studied in italy and i just get emails now it's like upgraded uh travelers are urged to show caution in europe that avoid gatherings i get those through spotify oh they send those emails all the time yeah yeah i get those to be clear i work for spotify i'm not just like a premium member and they just like they don't just send me those you use spotify so much they're like we can't lose this guy's fucking taylor swift streams twice a month not to to go to Ukraine right now. When I

went on Birthright, sorry. I was like, alright, yeah, let me just... In the event of the unforeseen, in the event I break away from the tour group and join the PLO. Uh-huh. Which there's a non-zero chance.

This is a hypothetical thing that could happen. I, uh... Oh god. Fucking... Don't go on Birthright is my There's a non-zero chance. This is a hypothetical thing that could happen. Don't go on birthright is my advice. Or scam them into birthright. Don't take their timeshare. That's what I did. That's good advice for me, a 28-year-old non-Jewish person.

You can still go. They upped the age to 32. You can pretend. If you're Catholic, that's basically Jewish. I am Catholic. Good enough enough i'll see you there one one quick peek down the down the drawers and you're good to go i just gotta cut a few pages out of my gospel you know just like everything after a certain point and we're all straight i my dad converted from catholicism to judaism and his his his big beef is with original sin for some reason. He's like, theologically, that doesn't make any fucking sense.

Oh, hang on. I have to close the door I'm being yelled at. Have you ever heard of closing the goddamn door? You're a coward! It is much better to face these kinds of things. Bring it home, Alex. Good work, everyone.

With a sense of poison rationality of course yeah yeah the the smugness in those lyrics talk about a fucking fall off that's a band that got left behind by the scene a deserved fall off yeah i'm like i'm like look you kind of had a comment reinvent yourself like do. Do something more interesting. If you are such a bad hang that literally you can't hold a single band member in your band, whatever happens next is on you. Yeah, when he was like, Panic at the Disco is over. I'm like, you're the only fucking member left. And I write Sins Not Tragedies.

Well, okay, those are not the same thing. A tragedy is a genre. A sin is not. And another thing. Yeah, but a fever you can't sweat out fucking slaps, dude. That is a genre a sin is not so and another thing yeah but a fever you can't sweat out fucking slaps dude that is a good album oh i'm not saying they don't have some good uh good fucking uh they don't have some bangers do you ever like you ever look back on like your music taste as he as a kid and just think damn i crushed that i was right about all of this were you know view the didn't bobby did you post the

thing about we have to kill taking back sunday yeah unfortunately yeah i was talking to my wife about that like they they they had some good stuff you know obviously they lost some key creative members of their band at a certain point and you could make an argument that they fell off after that however um they are embarrassing us all of us taking back sunday fans from way back when but like for panic at the disco for example always always always back then i was like cool album i'm glad you guys are having a little moment but this is for the casuals and the suckers okay the rest of us real music fans we're listening to fallout boy still we're still bumping fallout boy yeah you got i remember the black clouds and underdogs tour you got you got afi still going how's that

uh oh shit what was the good hawthorne heights hawthorne heights i did not that's that's like i my sister was really into them um sing the sorrow did you ever listen to if i sing the sorrow on the bus come coming home uh from school in in the fall and you're like damn man this like song is like it reminds you of like the emotions of of autumn it's like because things are like fading and going away yep yeah yeah it's like really deep that touched me yeah i had i had a slightly opposite experience i mean i i can appreciate the music i grew up with but i do also look back and i'm like the fuck was i thinking like a what mood was i in and b how did i listen to this like it's a lot of i was bad a lot of pretty unbearable screamo i was listening oh i love some unbearable screamo exactly so i still do but i can acknowledge that I probably made the wrong choice going down that.

I'm reading a book right now called Sellout about bands who jumped from the punks scene to major labels and got labeled sellouts. And it caused me to revisit the band Rise Against. Oh, yes. And realized that I remembered way more rise against than i thought i did not remember listening to straight albums but i recognized it all and then it occurred to me that i was listening to a song called re-education through labor yep and i just didn't put it it took me like 12 years after that to realize i was a communist even though i was like fucking screaming that shit along at age 10 i always liked that i got very into bad religion that sort of never left

i think was a decent choice for whatever that is that is a good choice yeah oh man i'm starting to look at some of these afi lyrics i thought were really meaningful oh i got really into angels and airwaves oh okay oh my god stop stop right now right now. You're my brother's age, Liam, so you have his emo metalcore-ish taste, and I'm a little bit older. Some of this shit, 26 years, and it seems like I've just begun to understand my intimate is no one. When the director sold the show, who bought us last rights, they cut the cast and music and the lights. Wow. Yeah, I also listened

to Senses Fail. That's the big one. But that song fucking slaps though. Yeah, yeah. Rum is for drinking, not for burning. Still fucking slaps. Thank you. So, although I'm going to reveal something here um do you want to know what my first concert was i would love to yeah more than anything else it's yanni do you even know who that is no the yeah the greek fucking orchestra guy yeah that was my

first concert was yanni my first concert concert was breaking Benjamin in three days. Grace at Penn's landing. That's so much better. Oh, yes. So much better. Three days. Grace.

I hate everything about you. Yes. That's so. Oh, that reminds me. One time a kid wrote three days. Grace lyric on their, like on their fucking schoolwork.

And I had like a assistant called like, what is this? I hate everything about you. Why do, but why do I love you? Do like, what is this? I hate everything about you, but why do I love you? Do we have to report this? I was like, no, it's three days. You're like, no, give that one to me. Unfortunately, I know what I'm doing. Didn't you listen to

WMMR? No, dude, they weren't on that wave. You're listening to Matt Corden, and he's dropping right into that. And you know what? I hate everything about you, and then right into it. The kids are still repping Three Days Grace.

That is shocking to me. That is shocking to me. Some of that year's shit's coming back. Yeah. I love to see it. Finally, some good fucking music this has really devolved into just a bobby and alex saturday afternoon sitting around just naming bands just remembering some guys we do this this is literally the like the makeup of our friendship yeah in college we'll just be like yo do you ever listen to Avenged Sevenfold? Like, yo, I did know that one song. This is backcountry,

dude. Oh my God. Just like trying to go back and forth to each other, trying to come up with an obscure song, the most obscure song that both of us still know. Like that's a game that we used to play. I, a relic from,

oh God, did you guys ever listen to From First to Last? With a guy who then became Skrillex? Oh, no. Oh, he did. That's right. They kind of passed. I'm sure they were on some tour.

Yeah, they were on one tour a lot. I hate when a guy becomes Skrillex. That's the worst. It was. Yeah. It could happen to you. You, too, could become Skrillex. I recently tried to show Alex,

I tried to play Alex's Fall Out Boy's album, Save Rock and Roll, which he tells me he's never listened to. Never front. I've never sat down to listen to it. It's not good, guys. Alright, to be clear, you preface this by saying you have to listen to Save Rock and Roll.

It's really good. And then we made it a song and a half in, and I was like, we're going to have to change this. We're going to have to switch. I admire your self-criticism there. Salute that. Thank you. I'm trying to find out

what's the fucking... What was my shit? I have a playlist saved. I just can't remember the bands I listened to. But like Tom, North Catholic, the year 2005 playlist. Oh, yeah. I have that playlist. Yeah, I'm sure I have that playlist around somewhere.

I remember Dear Diary, My Teenage Has a Body Count. I remember 2004 Epitaph records. I think they're burning to my brain. That's right, dog. I got super into indie rock, so I was like a fucking built-to-spill head. Nice. That's actually not too bad.

I think sometimes I'll just randomly come up with the shit I actually bought on iTunes back in the day. Oh my god, yeah. Yeah. The DRM-controlled stuff. Yeah.

If you get a new computer, you're fucked. Yep. Yeah, it plays randomly when I accidentally click the AirPods. It's like, oh shit, I remember. That's a good technology. Yeah. I love that. It's like, oh, I don't remember.

I bought the united states coast guard uh pipe and drum band uh i bought their album well i guess that tracks uh well i apparently i had bought it for like a ceremony i was running for um the more embarrassing part i was i was buying like music videos on it yeah so i was like i was like i really i need to see what what fallah boy has to say here i need to what is what does miranda cosgrove do in when she's singing her new song i don't know i need to know what happens to her and the boy in the mall oh man i bought the whole bill to spill discography yeah it's like that you buy the whole bill to spill discography and they send it to you in like a leather bound thing

Like they do with the fucking Beatles When they finally got all of those masters back And they can sell it as a whole discography It's just gonna be made It's just gonna be beard Like the whole thing's beard hair With a pair of glasses And it's gonna smell

It's gonna smell like I don't know Well I was thinking like They spilled an IPA on it. Right. But not like a hazy. Like we're talking West Coast, old school. Yeah.

You know. Yeah. Some Elysian got spilled on that back there. Exactly. They spilled a Lagunitas out on there. Oh, Gaslight Anthem. I got every fucking. I have a fun story about the Gaslight Anthem.

I once leaked one of their albums oh shit yeah and you got oh so you were you were when you were in the scene yeah you dropped the first one oh shit on what platform uh i think i just uploaded it to bit torrent nice just straight to the fucking source i uh i think i. I think I leaked handwritten or maybe American Slag, but I definitely leaked one of them. I love this. This is just resonating so hard. I launched a leaks blog. I was like, I really

want to get in on this. I was like, I know my way around media fire. Let's go. You want to hear the new Icy Stars album? You've got it right here. I learned something new about you at least on a weekly basis. Leaks vlog?

Leaks vlog, yeah. We got the best new rock, Trapped. We got Mudvayne. What was that? Puddle of mud. You crossed the line with that one. I don't want to hear about fucking mud babe yo I just

on I produced a podcast called the big picture for the ringer and we're doing a draft of movies from 1999 and one of the last good year movie of movies the last good year of movies right well no 2007 pretty good and one of the hosts was talking about

how he was working at a record store and it was just a bunch of moms coming in like a bunch of white moms coming in being like hey you know i'm trying to buy a cd for my kid for christmas um he's really into limp biscuit always just be like he's really into limp biscuit and then chris would try to like upsell them something that wasn't Nu Metal. Or even if it was Nu Metal, better Nu Metal than Limp Bizkit. So I had a really great opportunity to just drop Nookie right smack in the middle of that

episode. Just for all the listeners at home, just get a little Nookie for you. Imagine, like, I have to buy Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavor Water for my son. He really, really wants that album. I don't like that sentence. Let's move on. have to buy uh what is it chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavor water for my son i really really wants that album i don't like that sentence let's move on yeah that's some of the dumbest my well-adjusted son is upstairs in his room playing playstation one listening to break stuff

he's watching he's watching a a video that the United States Coast Guard stationed out in fucking Oregon. It's a montage of them rolling their 47-foot motor lifeboats that are self-righting, but it's two drowning pool. But the bodies hit the floor, which that video exists. I've seen it. And the guy who cut it was like, dude, this is sick, man. Fucking drown you. It's a boat.

You save people with. You're not fucking killing anybody, you fucking idiot. I never really listened to Limp Bizkit, which means that every time someone talks about Fred Durst, I'm like, oh like the real estate heir who murdered a bunch of people and then had a netflix doc made about him right no no no no no you know what yes fuck it yes exactly why we've merged we've merged that's the real fred durst yeah i

never listened to limp biscuit either but i have watched documentaries about woodstock you know woodstock 99 99 yeah yeah i thought you were gonna say the original woodstock. You know? Woodstock 99. 99, yeah. I thought you were going to say the original Woodstock. At both. They were the only band to play at both. Yeah. They were more of an acoustic four-piece back then. Now we need a full cover of Just One of Those Days.

No, we don't. That probably exists, bro. As Simon and Garfunkel, you have vocal harmonies. Joni Mitchell doing break stuff. Oh, I'd listen to that. It's just one of those days. See, because of Limp Bizkit, though,

because Limp Bizkit fucking poisoned the whole well. Like, you can't tell dudes that you like Linkin Park nowadays. You can't say stuff like that. Oh, no, I'm unironic. Me too. Yeah, because of Woke, because of Limp Bizkit, because of fucking Fred Durst. You can't be like, Meteora is one of the best albums of the last 20 years. Hold on, hold on.

Hybrid Theory is their best album. I mean, yeah, I love Hybrid Theory too. I think Meteora is like the seminal one that most people know. Yeah. No, Meteora is better. Sorry, Tom. I just had a conversation about this with my sister. They're both good albums.

Hybrid Theory is better. No. I like where you're coming from. I like it. I don't. It's true. It's before they sold out. Before they sold out.

I don't know why. It doesn't even matter how hard you try. Keep that in mind. I designed I designed I designed this rhyme to explain it through time all I know time is a valuable thing

watch the clock go as a pendulum swing watch the clock count down to the end of the day the clock ticks life away it's so

unreal didn't look out below watched the time go right out the window tried to hold on it didn't even know the wasted it all just to watch you fall.

That's everything inside. Even though I tried, it all fell apart. What it meant to me will eventually be a memory. Tried so hard. I love it. I like because we're doing this on video. So Bobby is like singing along like about a second and a half behind. Yep.

Yep. I put my trust in you. Alright, that's enough. I pushed as far as I could go. I've recently been going down a down well.

This is going to be a hell of an edit. Should I take my bathroom break now? I put my trust in you. Tom! gonna be a hell of a edit i was feeling myself right there what the fuck i have to stop you i'm gonna have to listen to you how bad that is i'm gonna have to listen to that i'm trying to save you from yourself there bud amazing stuff i yeah um amazing stuff this is what happens when you say the phrase mud van liam you you did it i did it uh yeah god smack or not talking about god's fact disturbed just remember all right all right let's get back to some guys speaking of god smacked how about the is cassianos cooked what do you think Cassianos is cooked. Sorry. Sorry, Nick. Yeah.

What do you think? Thoughts? Thoughts? Is Cassianos cooked? Do you think I can strike him out with a 55-mile-per-hour slider down the way? ADD King. He's probably just... Maybe he just needs to switch the dosage up. Well, there has been a Vyvanse Adderall shortage.

Yes, this is true. And it coincides rather closely with his little slump here. He just needs to remember to try. That's what we learn every October is that Nick Castellanos just remembers to try and he gets good again. Someone needs to tell him that

today is opening day and so is tomorrow and so is the next day. You guys know about this? Lock right the fuck in. When he was on the Tigers, and he was asked a question about what opening day means, and he told the reporter that every day to him is opening day. He was like, why is today opening day? Why not yesterday? Why not tomorrow?

Oh, God. Nick. And then the reporter was like, well, it is opening day. And he's like, but opening day is just a mindset. No one is. Well, play like it then. He's like, if I tell you today's opening day, then it is. You can't prove that it's not.

Oh, my God. I have to stand by my statement that Nick Cassianos is low-key gifted. And so I can't divert from this. I will say, Nick Cassianos' mom once liked one of my tweets. She did. Wow. She did. That's big. Shouts out to Mama Cassianos.

Yeah, he's cooked, dude. Or he's not. maybe he'll get it together guys it's April 18th we know this is basically all we have going for us I have to do this routine on our own podcast with Bobby

when he's like it's over and you know every once in a while you gotta reel him back in we really need a good uh we need a good um a good death yeah yeah we haven't had one in a while maybe maybe maybe trump does i don't think he hits a grand slam like you he hits four back to back yeah yeah yeah i i love the the weird shit where you get guys who just hit two grand slams in one game and then never hit again, basically. You're like, what happened?

Oh, shit. So what was it? Was it Luke Williams? Not Luke Williams. Was it Luke Williams? The kid who hit the walk-off for his first Major League hit? And then never did anything again? Was it Luke Williams?

I think so. Yeah, yeah. Trey Turner's hitting nasty, though's that's nice that is fun it's pretty good and we got the best rotation league so we're yeah yeah yeah that's what we have yeah barely beat the rockies last night seven to six but yeah best rotation in the league baby yes rotation best bullpen i'll guess no breaks we're gonna be fine it's gonna be fine fortunately i have to well actually there and the mets actually have the best bullpen I'll guess no breaks We're gonna be fine It's gonna be fine Fortunately I have to well actually there And the Mets actually have the best bullpen ERA so far

So bow down to the church of David Stern sirs You know thanks to Reed Garrett And his like 55% strikeout Exactly right We got rid of Tonkin And we've just been fucking taking off since then I always forget Reed Garrett looks like that I know

He looks like he knows all of the bands that we just talked about every single one of them alex as a phillies fan um died in the wool you really did you really missed a chance to jump on that bandwagon we just were uh doing you know you were quiet during that i i know you're i i'm a more measured Phillies fan. You know, I have years of history that I'm drawing on. I try not to jump to rash decisions. No, we live and die based on the minutia. I mean, this is how you can tell that I'm not built for it, right? Like, if I'm not leaning in now.

You're too nice. You're too nice. A lot of it is like, the Phillies will make you want to die, like, every third day. And then sometimes they make a World Series run. You're like, you guys shouldn't be doing that. I've told this story before. When the Phillies made their World Series run, they had been like an 86-win chaos factory the entire year.

And my wife collapses to the floor. She's just so happy. And she's like, I can't believe this. I can't believe this is going like and she goes like tears and eyes and you believed in them you and tom believed in them and nobody else did and you knew it all year and i was like sweetie i didn't believe in them until about 15 minutes ago i just have to watch this team oh that's amazing congrats on the white sweet actually thank you but uh yeah oh yeah no we absolutely believe in the whole time never never had a debt never so uh oh shit we're at 48 minutes all right so uh uh we had alex on because out

just really just for alex to test his you guys were talking about a couple episodes ago about like i'm just here because I'm his imaginary friend and he can't do a podcast appearance without me here because he'll just be like, where's my friend? Are you able to see Bobby right now? This is crazy. I didn't even realize. Who's Bobby?

Philadelphia Magazine has this big Philly quiz. We went to see how huge you were on Philly culture, your understanding of Philadelphia. Now, we're not going to do all 100 questions because that would be too much. We might have had time. Is this Jewish? Yes, he is.

Didn't he play for Team Israel in the World Baseball Classic? Oh, yes, he did. Yeah, he was their starting catcher, I believe. We might have had time to do all 100 questions if you didn't sing half of Linkin Park's discography about five minutes ago. Yeah, part of me still wants to... No, you're bad. No.

So we're going to select some of these questions and see how good you do. We planned this for like weeks. That's what we did. Ten minutes ago or 10 minutes before recording all right uh so this is the big philly quiz um and we have we have five sections we have history people power and sports food music and TV, and then Philly life. So I'm feeling that history, we could skip that. I think we can do some people power in sports. Let's start off with that. Now, are these multiple choice questions?

These are multiple choice questions. Yeah. So they're not empty. And yeah, we'll see how many we can do and get through it. So in 1969, before he became mayor, Frank Rizzo famously showed up to a disturbance at 26 and Tasker with what tucked into the cummerbund of his tuxedo? Was it A, a bottle of whiskey? B, a bouquet?

C, a Tommy gun? Or D, a nightstick? The deep lore off the bat. Right. Seriously. What year did you say this was? B, a bouquet, C, a Tommy gun, or D, a nightstick? Hmm. The deep lore off the bat. Right, seriously. What year did you say this was? 69. I guess I'll go bottle of whiskey.

That's what I would do. Incorrect, it was a nightstick. Oh, always come prepared. Yeah, it was a nightstick. All right, so we got a British right axis. Frank Rizzo was a big factor in Alex choosing the Phillies. He was like, I want to get on board with that. Yeah. And I know who that is, for sure, also.

Yeah. Well, he's a major racist. All right. Which cable news host was born in Philadelphia? Michael Smirconish, Don Lemon, Chris Matthews, or Jake Tapper? Jake Tapper. Yep. Yep.

That one I actually know. Because he's obnoxious about it on Twitter. He grew up in Queen Village. Just off South Street. And he was born in... Smirconis was born in Doylestown, though. Fuck him. Let's see. Skip this one.

Let's get the sports. His mother was a psychiatric nurse at the Philadelphia VA Medical Center. Interesting. I know exactly where that is. He's lived near there. He's a real one. He went to summer camp in the Poconos.

Hey, me too. I went to Camp Harlem. He went to Camp Rama. Oh, that fucker. Going through some of the... Why, during the 1969 season, did Philly's first baseman, Dick Allen, scrawl October 2nd, among other doodles,

with his feet in the infield dirt? Was it A, he was set to perform that other night under his doo-wop alter ego, Rich Allen? B, his horse Blaze was racing in the Preakness that day. C, it was his mom's birthday. Or D, that would be the last day of the season that he was hoping he would never play for the fucking Phillies ever again. I feel like it's that one.

That last one. I also feel like it's that one. Correct. Correct. Yeah, he was traded after that season for Kurt Flood. So thanks, Dick Allen, for starting free agency. Yeah. traded after that season for Kurt Flood. Thanks, Dick Allen, for starting free agency. But wait.

Dick Allen did have a doo-wop alter ego. Rich Allen and the Ebonistics performed at Philly nightclubs and once during a halftime at Sixers game. What was the group's best-known song? Was it A. I Like to Swing, B. Bad, Bad Puddin' Head Jones, C. Echoes of November, or D. Butterfly Kisses?

What was the second one? Bad, Bad Puddin' Head Jones? Yeah. I'm going to go with that one. Incorrect. It was Echoes of November. Oh, Echoes of November. That's by them, really.

I didn't know that. Alex, I got one here for you. Okay. This one is from the music, movies, and TV category. Because I know you haven't seen this movie. I just know it. I just know it. What were the names of Rocky's turtles?

Oh, shit. That's deep. A, Dick and Jane. B, Bal and Boa. C, Turtle One and Turtle Two. Or D, Cuff and Link. I'll go D. That's correct. 2, or D, Cuff and Link? I'll go D. That's correct.

Oh, that's right. I hadn't picked D in a while, so I figured I might as well spice it up. In the early 2000s, the Phillies almost built a new stadium where? Is it A, in Chinatown, B, in West Philly, C, in Camden, or D, in the Delaware River? In the Delaware River. In the Delaware River. In the Delaware River. Fascinating. This is what I've always said. More teams need to play in water. Particularly

international water where there are no laws and they don't have to follow the MLB CPA. Is that true of the Delaware River? Parts of it feel like it. Yeah, it gets wide enough at a certain point, yeah. Boy, I'm really drawing on a lot of my teachings growing up.

Chinatown. Correct. Oh, my. All right, so so far you have a three out of five. That's good. D's get degrees, right? Yeah. All right, is there any other?

Oh, this is actually a callback from our first time we had you on. It was the name of the episode. In the 1980s, what neighborhood threatened to secede from the city and call itself what? Was it Mount Airy? And did they want to call themselves the People's Republic of Mount Airy? Was it B, Chestnut Hill? They called themselves Tree Town. C, Northeast Philadelphia?

They called themselves Liberty County. Or D, South Philadelphia? They called themselves Stadium City. Those all sound like good ideas. I support all of them. Right, I know, yeah. I'm going to go with Liberty County on this one. Correct.

Correct. I know my shit. See, this is... I have Bobby to thank for this. I will say. Not even necessarily because he taught me all these things But I think it's just through osmosis Through being around him I pick up the mannerisms

Ideas Let's do a food one What is a citywide special? Is it A. A shot of Jim Bean in a can of PBR B. A shot of vodka and a draft hop devil C. A shot of rock and rye dumped into a pint of Guinness, D, two parts tequila, one part contra, one part fresh lime, shaken, whatever, shaken to strength through aerated charcoal

into a highball glass. I'm having trouble remembering what all the options even are. A was Jim Beam in a PBR. B was a shot of vodka and a draft hop devil, which I haven't seen that in years. Let's still make it. Let's go A because it's the one that I remember the most. Correct.

You're crushing this. I really am. I'm so proud of you. I'm shocking myself a little bit. You're doing so well. It's like I'm not consciously picking. It's something deep within me. Yeah.

It's being deep within me. What's being a Phillies fan for life? Exactly. What is a whiz wit? Is it a South Philly accountant? B, a Phillies or a Midsummer Mid-Parade bathroom. Oh, wow. A Mummer's Mid-Parade bathroom break.

C, a funny smart guy from Northeast Philly. D, a cheesesteak with onions and cheese whiz. South Philly accountant. Which one? If you can run through them again, I'd be greatly appreciative. A, a South Philly accountant. B, a mummer's mid-parade bathroom break. C, a smart guy from

Northeast Philly. Or D, a cheesesteak with onions and cheese whiz. Can I ask for a definition yes what what mummers is oh man christ oh no no no oh no never mind i was no i i know what it is of course i was just seeing if you guys knew yeah yeah um do you remember remember when jason kelsey gave the super bowl speech yeah the outfit he was wearing? Do you actually remember? Sure. That's a mummer.

I don't actually remember, but I've... There are a bunch of racist old South Philly assholes who dress up. There's the worst piece in the world. Okay, sick, sick, sick. It's like... You want to talk about culture war, Alex? It's become quite the Philadelphia culture war. Are the mummers allowed to dress up and do their parade or not?

The most anti-woke guys who love makeup and tap dancing. Yeah, it's real weird. And cross-dressing too. But they're anti-woke. This is... Alright, I'm gonna dig deep into... I'm gonna be deep into Wikipedia after this episode. I guess

I'll go with the... What was it? The smart guy? Oh, Alex. Wrong! Wrong! It's a cheese steak with onions and cheese whiz oh see you know what i as soon as you said whiz whiz i was like okay this has got to be cheesesteak related but then the fact that you offered it as an option actually made me less likely i was like no that's too easy right like it can't be that that one hurt that one hurt that all the ones he got right before this kind of were erased by that one you should go to northeast philly and call someone to whiz whiz and see what happens That one hurt. That one hurt. All the ones he got right before this kind of were erased by that one.

You should go to Northeast Philly and call someone to whiz wit and see what happens. Give him one more. I'm looking for one. Some of these are like old. You're old. Some of these are like Raz questions. Oh, God. Give him a Raz question. Why not?

You want a Raz question? Yeah. Give him a Roz question. Why not? You want a Roz question? Yeah. Okay. Give me a Roz question. Which building was designed by famed local architect Frank Furness? Was it A,

the Parkway Central Branch of the Free Library, B, the Cathedral Basilica of St. Peter and Paul, C, the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts,

or D, the Art Museum? I can put the image in if I want to see them. Oh, okay. This is going to be really helpful for me Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts, or D, the Art Museum. I could put the image in. I want to see them. Oh, okay. This is going to be really helpful for me, because I'm familiar with the architect and his body of work. So you fucking should pay.

You're a Phillies fan. They tore down Broad Street Station, the fucking Nazis. The bottom left one. Whatever that one is. Oh my God, is that? Yeah, that's it. Holy shit, you got it right. You got it.

I told you. That's the Pennsylvania Academy. I just needed a visual reference. That's the PA. Yeah. The redemption is sweet. Hold on. Y'all thought you were going to bring me on here.

Just dunk on me for an hour. Hold on. Let's see. Let's see one more. I'll try to find one more. Wait, how many do we have? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Yeah, we need one more. Oops. Why is one my name?

Let's see. Music. Do you want to do food again? Let's do food again. Watch this. It's all going to be all... All right. Hold on. All right. Here we go. What is the main ingredient in Scrapple?

Ugh. Is it A, cornmeal, B, stock, C, pork fat, or D, pork, which is separate for some reason? Have you ever eaten Scrapple, Alex? Once again, I almost want you to send me a link to the quiz so I can know you're not making these concepts. No, it's real. It's real.

Have you eaten pork roll? Accidentally. Remember I ate yours? Oh yeah, you ate my sandwich. You ever had head cheese yeah I'm trying to get some head cheese you know what I mean I seen you down there and I was thinking I need to get some head cheese

or Seuss if you will South depending on who's saying it the options were cornmeal I'm really cornmeal stock pork fat and pork which is separate for some reason cornmeal i'm really cornmeal stock pork fat and pork which are set which is separate for some reason cornmeal comma stock so those are two separate things yes okay um i i feel like it's it's one of the the pork ones well it was it was pork and pork fat cornmeal stock pork and pork fat? Cornmeal, stock, pork, and pork fat.

Okay. Or pork fat. I'm going to go pork. Pork, period. Incorrect. It's stock. Interesting. That's what the ground pork, pork organs, and cornmeal are suspended in.

I probably would have guessed cornmeal, honestly. That was my guess, too. The texture and visual of Scrapple looks and feels like cornmeal. It's actually the closest you can get to haggis legally in the United States. I like haggis. Haggis is delicious. All right. Our final score. You got 70%.

You have a C. That's passing. That's passing. Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm going to be floating through the weekend. Play them 10-9-8 76ers, bro. Oh, I got to get that up there.

I don't have that, but I do have this. Yay. That's the Temple. To the two Temple plays. Great work, Alex. I'm so proud of you. You know, I want to thank you all for giving me this opportunity to show that I'm not a fraud. Yeah.

It's just like, I think that you maybe picked up that through osmosis from the time you spent at Xfinity Live chugging beers. That's exactly what happened. Yes. The worst bar in the whole fucking world, dude. We've said this on the podcast before, but the last time that I was down there with Liam, not only did we lose Roz, but Liam flushed the urinal in a way

that the man who came after him, the toilet erupted. The urinal erupted and just sprayed the dude's crotch. It's like a tsunami. And I was laughing so much it was so funny honestly if that's all you come out of xfinity live with i consider that yeah yeah because otherwise you're coming out with gonorrhea yeah at 35 i was that i was the oldest person there yes my uh my my wife bless you thank you my uh my wife uh decided to ride bull My wife My wife

Decided to ride the bull There once and for like the next two weeks Was like why are my legs like all Itchy and like What is going on But to consider Kyle Schwarber also rode the bull That's true

That's the impetus I need to ride it myself. And then couldn't get out of the, yeah. Yeah. I rode the bull. I'm going to ride the bull after Kyle Schwaber. And for some reason, I'm pregnant. I don't want to show how that happened. This is crazy.

All right. Well, so we've established that Alex is, in fact, a real Phillies fan. He's not a fake one. All right. Well, so we've established that Alex is, in fact, a real Phillies fan. He's not a fake one. All right. We got a couple voicemails. We'll go through real quick, and then we'll make our way out of here. So first one we got is from Wayne. Wayne's a regular caller.

Hey, Tom. Yeah, Liam. It's Wayne. Pron. So let's listen. Hey, Tom. Yeah, Liam. It's Wayne. Pronouns he, him. Last night, I actually got to see my first NBA game ever. I've seen the Sixers play the Magic. The Sixers beat them 125-113. But the main reason I'm calling right now is probably a lot of new stuff has happened over the last uh week first you got uh oj simpson

that uh oh sure yeah i just died uh basically all sorts of tapes all sorts of uh messaging about that uh and probably the biggest news story probably coming out of hockey is the arizona coyotes have seemingly pulled the plug on Arizona and they're moving to Salt Lake City. Apparently ESPN reported that they've told the players that they're expecting to play next year in the state of Utah, officially pulling the plug on an Arizona project that was stumbling upon for 26 years. Hey, Gary, maybe you should have thought twice before moving the Winnipeg Jets.

Anyway, go Rutgers and fuck Penn State. Yeah, so we're going to have two Mormon teams now? Yep, they already approved the sale as far as i know yeah so i can't wait for uh yeah i don't know if you i don't know if y'all saw that the diamondbacks put out a statement and they were like it like pains us yes that a team is leaving its its uh its home

city like we just think that that should never happen. And I think that's fascinating. Interesting. Interesting. Would you have voted? Would you have put your money where your mouth is? Yeah. Because nothing like that's happening in baseball. No. We're all good. Alex said,

this you? I also was learning about, actually, the C the coyotes today it was on my you know my timeline and i was like i'll engage because it's here i guess they're like the owner's son just runs the social media yeah bro that's always a good yeah that's it's great and he's like tweeting and deleting out here well that's the case with the a's too because dave cavill does all the tweets right that's true i don't have to pay someone to do that. I have.

My son knows how to use the internets. Yeah. He's good with the computer. The entire Diamondbacks organization is disappointed in the now official news of our NHL team being relocated out of state. We firmly believe that we deserve and can support teams from each of the major sports and are troubled. They're troubled, guys. They're troubled. That a solution could not be found for all parties involved.

We are sad for all sports fans and all who care so deeply about our community. They're sad for all sports fans everywhere. All sports fans. Just everywhere. Yeah. All sports fans. Sorry to the South Carolina Gamecocks fans.

Sorry. You guys just won the title. Sorry to you guys. Yeah. I feel really bad for the... I don't know. Shit. Hold on. AS Livorno. Gotta get up to the... Get back up to the Serie A.

Oh, fuck. Alright. Really sorry to those hardscrabble fans of Real Madrid. You know? Gross. But you know what? You know who wins? The real hardscrabble working class fans of Real Salt Lake. That's right.

Whose king is, you know, Jesus with the trumpet. Or whatever. Yeah. I love how all Native American languages are also Semitic languages, according to the Mormonism. But with absolutely no evidence.

It's crazy how that works. If you know anything about linguistics, listeners, and you want to basically induce suicidal ideations, read Mormon linguistics journals. Or archaeology. Because they exist.

So, listener who called in from Minnesota, you... Get a better signal, please. Yes, please call with a better signal because it sounded like you had something nice to say about us and we'd like to hear that. We are. Please stoke our egos, please.

Yes, we need it. I need that sweet, sweet dopamine. I need it. Tell us we're awesome, please. All right, so we got Charlie. I apologize. I know you called in a couple times, but in the interest of time,

we're doing the latest and greatest of the Charlies. So we got Charlie from Roxborough. Hey, guys. Yay, William. Hey, Tom. Charlie from Roxborough. He, him. Union went down to Atlanta at the Mercedes-Benz.

Andre Blake got hurt in the first half again. Summel came in, gave up two goals early, but came back with goals from a mistake that led to a new-round goal, and Ratboy got the second goal for a 2-2 tie. Union are still undefeated with three wins and four draws as they go into I think they got one more game before they have Salt Lake

at the end of the month but yeah it's pretty much straightforward game for Union finding another way to at least get a point out of it. Congratulations to Bayern Leverkusen for finally winning a Bundesliga title and stopping Bayern Munich's 11-year run at the top of the table.

First time they've won a Bundesliga title, first major trophy since 1993. And that's coming off of a year, in the year 2000, where they're in both the Champions League final, CFP Pokal final, and were ahead going into the last game. And lost all three trophies in a matter of two weeks. So, good for them. Sorry, Wayne. Liverpool bottled it. Arsenal bottled it. It's pretty much another city

Premier League championship coming. Later, fellas. Thanks for the worldwide and union soccer update. I love the idea of they're undefeated, but they have four draws. I know. It's so great. I was thinking the they have four draws. I know. It's so great. I was thinking the exact same thing when he said that.

It's the best. Beautiful. All right. So I want to give shouts out. Shout outs. Never decided which is which. To our North Catholic here patrons, Patrick, mike amanda kate eve charlie luke coho jacob or cat roberts and brand new one who joined at 700 level and then jumped up to become a north

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Nope. Nope. They're undefeated since they passed 10,000. It's incredible. Yeah. We're not at 11,000 losses already. All right. Well, I got to say, there are some other podcasts out there,

one of which Plug That these two gentlemen are on So thank you Alex and Bobby for coming on To talk about New Metal Thanks for being a good sport with the quiz That's one of those days Yeah

That's one of those days Everything Everybody sucks Yeah What's the one everything everybody sucks yeah what's the one hold on he said she said bullshit what were you going to say

I was going to say I pray that you don't actually find this song so that you don't sing the whole thing I know thank you guys for having us it's always fun and it's always so much more of an adventure this song so that you don't sing the whole thing. Yeah, please do. Thank you guys for having us. It's always fun, and it's always so much more of an adventure than we allow ourselves to have on our own podcast. It's every time we record.

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