Ten Thousand Losses - Turd Talk

Episode Date: July 30, 2024

The boys discuss an important delivery that Tom made to Ireland, feel trepidations about the Phillies, discuss CFB 25 (livestream soon!), and listen to voicemails including one very special cryptid. Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have a sense of identity. We're live. Hello. And we have some serious stuff to talk about.

A lot of important things have happened since we last talked. They're pretty serious. Quite a bit. Quite a bit of things have happened. And I think all of our listeners have on their mind, they like to hear from us what's going on in the world from a left perspective, from an ally perspective. And I got to say, the big news going on right now is I shit my pants in Ireland.

Yes, you did. I shit my pants. Longtime listeners will know about the poop chair, right? That was an incident of me shitting my pants Yes But that was COVID I shit my pants in Ireland Not just in a town

That would have been okay Tell the people what happened to you Tell us your truth Tom So there's an island I was on an island I was going for a was on an island. I was going for a hike on this island. I'm going to

bleep out the name of the island just in case the Irish OPW is listening because they might have discovered what happened, but I don't want to get ahead of myself. So we go on this island. It's a beautiful island. I think I had texted you a picture saying

i want to die here foreboding foreboding in hindsight um abandoned um well forcefully not forcefully uh the people were relocated um after several people died and there was like eight people who were old there keep in mind there are two bathrooms on this island and one of them is in an airbnb that you can't go in oh yeah so so you got one bathroom okay so you got we got one shot one opportunity yeah don't miss your chance to blow opportunity. I think from what I understand. So I missed that opportunity because I didn't blow in the bathroom. Oh, no.

No. No. See, what happened was there's a seven kilometer loop around the island. Right. So what's that? Like four and a half, five miles ish. I don't know. But five K is three point one miles.

So, yeah, about four and a half miles. And we're don't know but 5k is 3.1 miles so yeah about four and a half miles and we're going on a hike around the island and um you know i i'm uh i'm fine i didn't feel anything i had the shits that morning but they were you know fucking manageable time i have the shits all the time i have a shitty shitty bowel. I probably should eat more vegetables. And I make my way to... We're at the halfway point of the island. The furthest away from the bathroom. And I feel the call.

And you know what I'm talking about. I do. I do. I have to shit. Okay. I gird my loins. I squeeze with all my might and like i gotta find somewhere to hide there's like ruins and in the back of my brain it's like i'm gonna shit in some fucking ruin that like someone died in right like or some shit like that i'm gonna actually shit on someone's

grave um so that's going in the back of my head and there are people there is no tree cover on this island there is no plant with leafs they're all blades for you to go there is nowhere for me to go i guess i could have ducked on the side of the road right luckily this didn't happen in like the real cliff part there's there's parts of it where like if you step off the trail you're just going to roll down off the cliff. My wife looks at me. She goes, oh, no, what's that? She knows that face. We've all seen it because that's the face the babies make when they're going to poop their pants.

Yes. Here you are. 36, 37 years old. I don't remember. It doesn't matter. You know, in this beautiful, I don't remember. Doesn't matter. You know, in this beautiful barren vista. A place people

dream of going, and here you are ruining it. Yeah. I hold it for a second, and I start to waddle, and I go, no, no, no. And my wife's like, what's going on?

I full blast in my pants. No control. I can't control it. There's no holding back. About two pounds of, I'm going to get graphic here, of like orange diarrhea. Not normal shits. Orange diarrhea. Yeah.

Which might be a clue to maybe some hidden dairy I didn't take care of. If you're lactose intolerant, my peeps out there know what I'm talking about. So what do I do? There is a family

on the other side, like behind a ridge. Right? And I'm like, I gotta, there's no, I'm like, I can't walk. There's no way I have to take my pants off. Oh no.

So for the first time in my life, since I guess Boy Scouts taking a shit in the latrine, I exposed myself to the air and it was cold. So, so it was, I was not presenting my best self in the world. My wife starts just dying, laughing. She doesn't know the absurdity of the situation. It's insane. I have to strip down, carefully take my shoes off, carefully take my pants off. Thankfully, Kirkland brand Cool Zero 32, whatever it's called, held 99% of it in. Oh. Now, I was able to take it off.

Oh boy. But that doesn't... The mess was still there. We used some water from the water bottle to kind of make things tolerable, but the water runs out. There's not enough. Right.

And then my wife tells me someone's coming. Oh, no. So I have to very quickly go and get my pants, pull them up with the realization that I still have have poopy butt. Right. I'm going to have to walk another two and a half, three miles with poopy butt.

And no relief in sight. This is what it must have felt like to have been in the Battle of the Bulge. I think. I think I really have experienced something. I think, yes. Only those who have been stuck in the winter and war, you know,

I, I really have come to grips with that experience. Um, so the battered bastards, bastards of, of the island. Um, so while I'm putting it back on, my wife is throwing, she like flings the poopy pants into the bushes and like covers up the shit. I zip up my pants. I don't have my shoes on yet. So I'm shoeless when an old british couple walks past me there's there's no way that they didn't smell it there's no way free in united ireland yes if if only for the sake of my shits they uh they don't say anything thank god they they're British because they wouldn't say

anything. If they were American, they would have said something. Yo, dude, did you just shit your pants? Yes, I did. Yeah, I did. It all happens to us. So we're not done. We got to walk about three miles back, I guess.

Three and a half kilometers back. Right. I make it to the town, and I start running down the hill because I feel round two coming. And I end up going to the bathroom, the one bathroom, which happens to have a shower. Thank God. I use all the paper, whatever. I'm acceptable enough because we got an hour and a half boat ride back oh yeah so i sat outside no one could smell it um i kept i kept having the missus come over and do smell checks smell checks i was like you can't

smell it right now can you usually no like no After I get off the boat Smell checks I know I know After we get off the boat I have to walk 30 minutes Ironically enough the town of Dingle Dingleberries Dingleberries

And I had to walk 30 minutes back to the B&B, where thank God the host did not see me. Whoa. For trying to ask me about my day. And I was able to, I had to clean my pants by hand. I had to clean my socks. There was a little bit of one little drop got in my shoes. So I had to nuke the. There was a little bit of one little drop got in my shoes. So I had to, I had to nuke the shoes. Um,

yeah. So, um, that, that, um, and, uh,

the pants, um, it all washed out though. So I didn't have to throw, throw my, my regular pants, but, uh,

somewhere on the wind blasted heath of the great one. Among the ruins of the town, the village where people live their lives. Died. Hard fought lives against the sea, against the elements. Dreamed their dreams. There are Tom's pants. There are my cool 032s. I have those.

Well, I got to tell you this. They can hold a shit in. And they're wicking. So you got that. So heartily endorse that. Thank you, Costco. The buyers there. I don't think they did the shit test. But now you know.

In case we do have a Costco buyer who listens. I'm't think they did the shit test, but now you know. In case we do have a Costco buyer who listens. I'm a Costco buyer. You're a supply buyer? Oh, no. I was like, man, you have diversified your dream job, right? Yeah, I get to

be the tester or purchaser. I should have said purchaser. Yeah. I'm just a shopper. If you're a Costco shopper, well, executive gold member like myself, the shouts out to those underwaters. You see them there all the time.

They do hold a massive turn in. Thank God. That was my trip to Ireland. That was the big news. I guess Biden's out or something. Yeah, Biden's out. Yeah. I mean, yeah.

It was good. All right. Hello, and welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses, the only Irish shit podcast that exists. Oh, what a fuck. What a fucking Jesus. I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are here. With me is my co-host, Ye. I don't even want to do this.

Ye, Liam. Ye, Liam. He him, buddy. One more shout out to Ireland. If the guy was on the Cliffs of Moher was listening to this, shout out.

The crack was 90, my man. What was his name? Fuck. You, dickhead. Phil, I think. Yeah, Phil. Shouts out, Phil. Yeah, no, he was a good tour guide.

All right, let's see. No guests today. I guess the poop chair is with us in spirit. Oh, it's here. It's in the room with us. Yeah. It's like the meme, like, you know, come join us. It's got my underwear.

The Bad Religion song, come join us. Well, you know the meme where it's like Mufasa and Darth Vader. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, my poop chair is up there, and then it's beckoning the underwear. Yes, of course. That's a good one. Yeah, we sound like lunatics, but that's okay. We are. No announcements. Although, if you haven't listened to the

last bonus episode with Jordan, go listen to that. That was fun. Jordan from Sickos, not from the other... B-Y-M. Yeah, B-Y-M. Bring your own money. Bring your own money? Bring your own money? Bring your own money. I just slurred that pretty bad.

Yeah. Oh, I actually had a guy in a bar not understand my accent. Oh, God. I was like, God damn. This usually happens the other way, doesn't it? I was like, I'll enunciate. I'm sorry.

I have a stupid accent. I'm sorry. I sound like stupid accent. I'm sorry. I sound like I don't know how to talk or just got dropped off on planet Earth yesterday. Sorry. I can't articulate. Yo, cuz. Shit. Voicemails 267-371-7218. Give us your name and pronouns when you call in.

You can also text us on that line and patreon.com so that's 10,000 losses for every bonus episode give us money so yeah I guess Biden's out we're gonna all vote for the cop I guess we're all coconut pilled now

yeah I guess I mean I'm glad that Biden's out because he was gonna lose he was gonna get his his butt kicked yeah his ass kicked why did i say butt um i don't know but um we you know we're socialists we uh uh we we vote strategically um we don't like doing it by the way yeah i i uh i'm not anti-electoral um and that's in the sense that you should be putting your fucking shit out there and speaking about candidates you shouldn't be checking out the system that's how they get you um yeah but but yeah no um i guess it's going to be the cut. The fact that the Trump administration is so butthurt over this.

It is amazing. Yes. I think that's a good sign, frankly. Yeah, I think that's a good sign. And I would rather take the bullshit we have now than the bullshit. Those literal fucking Nazis, Project 2025 bullshit nonsense. Yeah. Yeah.

I met a dairyman in Dingle. A dairyman in Dingle, huh? Yeah. And they apparently came south because it was the 12th and they didn't want to deal with the Orange Order bullshit. Right. And yeah, we were talking about this was before the assassination attempt. And he goes like, I'm surprised someone hasn't. And he does like i'm surprised someone has it and he does like like finger guns right and then like two days later i was like god damn dude

the irish man the irish conspiracy um yeah they uh a lot of them seem seem to, like some of us, probably have to bleep this out. We're sad that... Yeah, man. Yeah, we said that on Multination Problem too, and I think we had to bleep it. Yeah, follow through. Thanks, Devin. Yeah, carry through the back end of your swing. You got to follow, big follow through, yeah.

Yeah, make sure when you... I don't even know if i should say it's on this recording no let when you let your breath out you have yeah yeah yeah yeah i'll have to that's all gonna have to be deleted yeah no i mean i yeah if you're a pussy about it and i guess i am and i think we are unfortunately sorry folks we are i don't want to be waterboarded you're not gonna get waterboarded you're a u.s citizen you're just gonna get drone striked oh wow okay i guess you know i guess it's like they're a worse face yeah Yeah, you can go out quick. It's like, did you ever see the movie Four Lions? No.

It's a very dark movie. It's a dark comedy about four terrorists, Muslim terrorists. But one of them gets in it. I'm going to spoil it. One of them gets captured in the end. And they're like, well, I'm the British citizen. He's like, well, you're not in the UK. Yes, I am.

No. he's like well I'm the British citizen and he's like well you're not in the UK yes I am no we're on a base and we're lending this this hangar to the United States and in the the Connex box we're sitting in actually belongs to Egypt so buckle up buddy it's very grim but

and he puts like the he puts like the Egyptian flag down and you see the guy's face oh i'm gonna lose my teeth oh no no yeah it's it's a very uh four lines it's a very grim dark comedy but uh i thought it was uh i thought it was amusing um anyway so this is supposed to be a sports podcast. Ooh, what was that? That's my alarm. My wife just left to get her hair done. Cool if that was like, I don't know. Arming the laser. Ooh, it's my 30 seconds on the laser.

Yay, it's pilot time! You have to apply for it. You probably do. Like the Hubble Space Telescope. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's not enough space lasers to go around. No, there's only one. You figure, since we control all the banks, we could get a loan. Well, you guys were going in with South Africa,

then after the end of apartheid, you're going to find it yourself. Yeah, whoops. Yeah, that's the answer to find it in yourself. Whoops. Yeah. Yeah. That's, I mean, that's the answer to the Vila event. The Vila incident. I don't know what the... Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Well, so... What are you going to do now? I guess we'll talk about sports. I suppose we can do that. Phillies. We're like 500 since June

but we're still the best team in the league yeah how you feeling? starting to feel a little nervous though right? you know it's the pitching is what's worrying me I told you yeah

I mean Zach Wheeler pitched a gem last night he did seven innings they let him go long is what's worrying me. I told you. Yeah. Zach Wheeler pitched a gem last night. He did seven innings. They let him go long. It was his first game in two weeks. We'll see if that ends up killing him or not. Probably. Ranger hasn't been pitching that good

since he's hit his hand. Right. Nola's being Nola. It's bad. It's bad. I mean, if you're going to be bad, at least go seven innings. It's being five-inning Nola again. And then Alvarado's been meh.

Yep. Yeah, it's just a lot of, like, I mean, I guess it's like they're still good. Right. But. But, like, the cracks are starting to appear. Yeah, I mean, and there's regression to the mean that you're seeing that with other teams that started off hot, too. The Braves. Are in the toilet now.

I mean, I watched them over my lunch break getting thrashed by the Reds. Yeah, they have so many injuries. They signed Whit Merrifield, which is funny. I know, like he's going to give them the secret... The juice? Yeah. Well, I found out Whit Merrifield's kind of a chud.

That makes sense. He was one of those anti-vax guys. Not a team player. We had the Tampa Bay Rays guy hitting like 126, but he hits a double and he does a stupid Trump fight thing. Oh, God. He said some weird shit about Leah Thomas, too. Yeah. Yeah. You know,

what was nice about going to Ireland, I gotta tell you, not that they don't have their conservatives, but the baseline Irish person is fucking way more sane. And it was nice not hearing this shit. Unless I went on the fucking internet. Welcome back, dickhead.

It's nice to know that there are countries out there, the baseline, like, where Bernie is, like, centrist. Right. It's nice that those countries exist. Even on the fucking rural west coast of Ireland, running into people who are pretty left. Fucking,

they come back and you gotta deal with this bullshit. That and you can't walk anywhere. Those are the two things. And I forgot to Red Bull you for scotch. Ah, fuck. I completely forgot about that. Me too. I'm sorry. Now I'm gonna jump off a cliff.

Finish it out yourself. Well, I do have a bottle of Red Breast 15. Okay. I can bring you some next time I see you. I'd love to. Okay. I also have some good scotch that I could bring you some to.

I'd like that too. The Glen... Not Glenmorangie. Not Glen... Not Glendalock. Why do they have so many fucking Glens? You know why. Right. It's the name of their language.

The Teapot Tram. Glengoyne Teapot Tram. Oh, yes. The Teapot Tram is exclusive to the distillery. It is. It's very good. Also, I did get the whiskey, the Age of the Glistenbauer. Oh, nice. In that little tower there. They're locked

in the bottom of it. So I haven't tried that one yet. But I have heard good things. I think that's J.J. Corey. Shouts out the Irish whiskey being very drinkable and much more affordable. Yes. Not Jameson or Bushmills, but Powers, I think, is a good one. Powers is good. Patty is good.

Red Breast is good, obviously. Red Breast is phenomenal um green spot green spot redder's tears is very good yeah yeah it's it was cheap shannon shouts out shannon airport for having a great um um fucking selection i feel bad now because i should have i was there for like three hours. Where is that? Shannon Airport. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They have a great... And the prices were good, especially since you're not paying that. And I feel bad because I was there for so long. And I could have just called you. You could have, but you didn't. I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you.

Thank you. Shit. Do the weird you. Oh, shit. Do the weird shit to me, Tom. Well, you've got a robot, a fucking door alarm. Well, I got a special robot for you. All right. All right. I guess.

Yeah. So Phillies, Phillies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But their best team in the league. We'll take it. Yeah.

We're going to do another live stream soonish. We got to identify the game. And then we want to do that. And also, I guess people want to see me play and lose as the Temple Owls. We'll talk about that. Yesls we'll talk about that yes we'll talk about that in a second but Eagles

I guess Saquon Barkley there's some shit with Hassan Reddick not showing up for Camp of the Jets that's just funny but we shouldn't have ever let him go

no I think if you paid him he'd be showing up so pay the motherfucker yeah exactly dickheads and people who were like

well good move, Howie. We traded him for the younger version of him. It's like... But he didn't go to Temple. No, exactly. He's not from Camden. Yeah. Which, oh, that reminds me. I didn't put that down. Did you hear Camden's making the push for the Sixers?

The Sixers? Yeah, I saw that. How do you feel about that, if that pans out? I don't give a shit. Change the name. You can do Jersey 76ers. Jersey 76ers. The Delaware River 76ers. Change the logo to a drunk Hessian getting run through with a bayonet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because nothing says Merry Christmas like a bunch of Hessians dying in their bed on Christmas morning. Yeah. And the canisters shot close range too. They did do that. That was pretty cool. Any other Eagles shit? I don't think. I don't think so.

The training camp starts, what, August? Doesn't it start today? Does it start today?'t start today Eagles training Eagles training camp Nick Seriani addresses Relationship with Jalen Hurts Yeah start first practice today Yep Says they're in a great case

Not to spend too much Time you think this is the bubble Year for for our Golden retriever yeah I think this is It I think for our golden retriever? Yeah, I think this is it. I think, I'm going to wager something here. I think if they start off poorly, like we start off with like

one in six or something like that, I think he's gone before the end of the season. I buy that. I buy that. I just, I don't, I don't know. I just think he was a bad hire I think he pushes us back

And if he wins the fucking Super Bowl this year Then we're dead shits Apparently though Howard Eskin was seen at The training camp today Come on dude So the Sixers banned him The Phillies banned him Really? Really? training camp today. I'm just saying this. Come on, dude. So the Sixers banned them.

The Phillies banned them. Really? Really? Really? What? What? What compromise does this guy have? I mean, I know his son's the fucking head of WIP now, the station manager or whatever.

Right. But what? I mean, Jeff, Lori, come on, dude. You're better than that. You were with you. You were fully Hillary and Cain-pilled. Remember Tim Cain? Yeah. You're the only liberal owner in the league. Come on, dude.

Come on, you can't fucking like this guy. There's no way. I mean, maybe they just... I don't know. No, it's grotesque. There's some stuff on here. Just looking at the fucking newspaper. Hurt says we're in a great place

with Sirianni. Are we? Yeah. Earlier Wednesday, he said the relationship was a work in progress. That doesn't give me a ton of confidence That's what Sirianni said apparently That really does not give me a ton of confidence No I mean, Jalen Hurts

IQ wise I mean, he's probably got 40 points on Sirianni, I think Yeah, I would bet that So, yeah, that means that he's probably got 40 points on Sirianni, I think. Yeah, I would bet that. So, yeah, that means that he's got an average IQ. Hurts? No, I'm kidding. No.

I'm still not wrong, though. It's not the only metric. But, yeah. It doesn't work across populations as we know, but no, it's a diagnostic tool to be used alongside other diagnostic measurements. Yes. Anyway. So, I mean, I guess, I guess, you know,

this time of year we're always going to aim for football. Right. But as you have always been, and I once was, and now the prodigal Tom is back, college football pilled. Yay! Yeah. I'm excited for the Temple Owls, who are pulled last place in the American Athletic Conference. Which is hard to do because it's not a very good conference. It's not a good conference.

There's a couple of good teams in the top. Decent teams. We got what? Tulane? Yeah. North Texas, maybe. North Texas. Tulane is genuinely going to be good.

Maybe Memphis, I think, is still in there. ECU? Yes. Not very good. Oh, here we go. Memphis. Memphis, UTSA. UTSA. UTSA.

Yeah, University of Texas, San Antonio. Aren't they the Roadrunners? Yes, they are. I'm looking at the preseason poll. Memphis, UTSA. Tulane, South Florida. USF has had good years. USF is still in this conference?

Yeah, you're thinking of UCF left. USF left too, didn't they? No, I'm looking at the poll right now. Maybe they're leaving. Oh my God, they're still in the American. Yeah. Armies 5, Florida Atlantic. They're playing like Alabama and...

Hang on, please. Yeah, they're staying in. God, oh boy, oh Jesus. and hang on please yeah they're staying in oh boy oh Jesus oh no who did UCF bail for UCF UCF bail for the Big 12 Cincy and Houston

yeah so the only good and SMU left for the ACC yeah make that make sense the all coast conference the Yeah, so the only good... And SMU left for the ACC. Yeah. Make that make sense. The All Coast Conference. Nothing makes sense anymore at these conferences. No, we've done an episode on it, how it doesn't make any sense.

It doesn't make any sense. Doesn't make any sense. The... I like it. I think we're the Northern Moat Army, I guess it's the northernmost team. But it's like it. I think we're the northernmost army, I guess, is the northernmost team. But it's like army. And I feel weird having army and navy in a conference.

Well, it's not going to count for the... It's not going to count for the army. Like the army and navy game won't count. Oh, so it's technically a non-conference game? Yeah. What did I read? Hang on one second. It's in here somewhere a non-conference game yeah it's it what did i read hang on one second it's in here somewhere but uh on october 23rd uh army announced october october 25th 2023 army announced

to be joining the conference as a football only member beginning 2024 joining navy the army the annual army navy game played typically played at the conclusion of the regular season will continue to be played anyway as a non-conference game and will not count towards conference standings. However, it is possible for them to play a second time in the conference football championship game. So they're going to have to play back-to-back weeks, which would be very fucking funny.

That would be insane. That's fucking ridiculous. I mean, I kind of like that kind of chaos, but that's I like it. The we are the owl conference now. Yeah, we're all the owls now. Yeah. Florida Atlantic

Rice and Temple. Yeah. And Kennesaw. No, Kennesaw State's the Southland. Are they owls too? Yeah. Yeah. And Kennesaw. No, Kennesaw State's the Southland. Are they owls too? Yeah. No. There's too many fucking owls.

Yep. There's too many. Like, get a better, get a different one. I mean, Temple can keep it, but. They, they, yeah. And I like how E.J. Warner traded one out for another one to Rice. Yeah. Yeah.

This Temple team, I guess we could start segwaying into talking about College Football 25, which I have been looking forward to so long. That's finally out. And it is good. You wouldn't be able to tell by the people on Reddit. But they definitely, the gameplay is fucking good. It is challenging. It's fluid, dynamic.

Is this perfect? No, but it's a fun game. And I'm having a blast playing it. Recruitings were interesting than it was in 14. There's some stuff missing in terms of immersion on the Dynasty side. Like, there's no, like, I can't go through and, like, go through the scores and stuff like that. They don't show the coin flip. Right. You know, there's some stuff like that.

But the sounds are there fucking slaps hearing fight fight fight for the cherry and the white and there's an accurate amount of people when you start off as temple only like the lower level is filled

that makes sense we're fucking garbage I think it was all based on how much your team sent in that makes sense that makes sense we're fucking garbage and they play they actually i think i think the the because it was all based on how much your fuck your team sent in right so i think temple said a fair bit because they have they have like the little first down sting we're just like like they have all that little stuff like in the game so it does feel like you're actually at a college football game um so highly, highly recommend. I think it's good.

It's expensive. You know, fucking AAA titles are 70 bucks now. And I will be working on some way of doing a live stream. I got to sit down and get my, get paint.net up and get the North Catholic team branded. Those who don't know about my MLB The Show team, the Lenapehoking Blackhats, I will spend two or three days making my jerseys. Oh, wow. I do not fuck around with branding.

So there is part of me that's like a jersey logo nerd that I suppress. But yeah, I'm going to spend like a day on it, like a morning, spend a morning on it and get it right. Because if I'm going to bring North Catholic back. Which you're going to do in glorious fashion, of course. Yeah. Now here's the conundrum. When you bring a team, a creative team in or team builder team and you have to replace a team and you take on their academic prestige and their record and you can't change it

oh boy so at first i was like well what team do i like what teams do i hate because if i was going to take kennesaw state like tennessee state doesn't have a record in in the right fbs so that would be a natural, but their academic prestige is too low for me for North Catholic. Really? Yeah. North Catholic is not a D-academic prestige. No, North Catholic was a good school before they killed it.

Yeah, it's not fucking prep, but... Fuck you, prep. Yeah, it's not an A, but it was a B+, a B of E+, I'd say. I want to be able to have some academic commits. You know, it's like I fill out my, you know, like we're basically Lehigh. Listen, listen, we might not be going to any bowl games, but you will get a good education at Northeast Catholic College, I guess, for men. Actually, yeah, we'll open it up to everybody. I think we're okay with that at the university level.

Or maybe we have a sister. We'll enhance Little Flower and have them on the same campus. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, the Little Flower University. It'll be like what they did to Body Prender. Yeah, yeah. And then we're really the same institution, but we're two separate schools, so we didn't kind of maintain

our separate traditions. Oh, like Hobart and William Smith? One of those weird things? Yeah. Kind of cute to do that. That's where we get our cheerleaders. Fun fact. It's a dumb joke, but Little Flower at one point did send the cheerleaders

from North Catholic. And I think sometime in the eighties, they nixed that. They're like, we're not fucking cheer for you guys. Like, why would anyone cheer for this? Yeah. Um, yeah. So yeah, I got to work on the, I got to work on the logo. Um, I got to recreate, Look, if anyone listening to this

has a vector of the North Catholic, I can recreate the NC by hand. That's not too hard. If anyone has the vector of the falcon wearing the sweater.

If anyone has that or you know... Charlie? um i would that would be fucking awesome because the best thing i can get right now is like 700 pixels that might be okay i'm not sure uh you could probably ask the the uh for some reason account i follow of north underscore Catholics underscore Falcons underscore fest on Instagram at Norfans on Instagram. Oh, Norfans. Yeah, they might have it. The guy who runs

the North Catholic store might also have the SVG. I guess he probably does. I don't know why I follow this account. I didn't go to North. I went to public school. Yeah, probably because of because of me. It I went to public school. Probably because of me. It is because of you. It's a shame you can't put your own

flight songs in the game. That might be something where I'm like, can we get enough people to do a clean recording of Onward, Onward, Behold the Dawn of Glory, Hail Alma Mater or North Catholic High.

You could try. Yeah, any marching bands out there want to... Jordan. Yeah. I've got... You can have my Patreon for the month. If you do that for me.

I don't think that's enough to get a band together. No, I don't think so. We can try. I have two microphones, so I can't get stereo. Oh, good job. But yeah, so right now I'm playing as Temple in Dynasty. Oh, yeah. I'm having fun. Getting your ass kicked, though. Getting my ass kicked. I'm playing as, as temple in dynasty. Oh yeah. I'm having fun.

Getting your ass kicked though. My ass kicked. I'm like three and four or three and five now. Oof. No, I'm four and five. Oh, sorry.

Expectations. Relative. We're to win four games. Uh-huh. So I'm trying to get one more. Right. All right. Well,

you need just a couple more and you'll be bowl eligible. Yeah, they're already suggesting that I'm going to be. Call it for your job. I went for it. They said I was in the hot seat. So, and I think half my team is going to transfer because I have low prestige because I'm a brand new coach. Right.

So Evan Simon, the quarterback. Yes. Who threw six picks against the Sooners and I didn't pull him. You probably should have done that. I probably should have. My halfback is really good, even though he's rated like 79. I guess I'm just good at running in the game. I mean, I did. I game. I don't know.

I did play fullback, so I kind of know how to recognize a hole. I do know how to read block ish, kind of. But I'll brag about it. Yeah, a little bit. I mean, you're fucking O-Lyman. You know all that shit.

I just know. Yeah, but still. All right, we're going. I know what it says when we're slot bit. I mean, you're fucking O-Lyman. You know all that shit. I just know. Yeah, but still. All right, we're going. I know what it says when we're slacking. Right, no, I understand. Yeah. Yeah, I'm what you call a fucking offensive genius. That is fucking funny. I'm a running backs guru.

I believe you. Yeah. Pretty good. And we got to figure out, is Trey Thomas on the Owls? Trey Thomas' son. There's a Trey Thomas on the Owls. He's a lineman, defensive lineman. And I wonder if he's, he's not Trey Thomas Jr.

So I wonder if he's related to OG Trey Thomas. I can't tell. So there are some decent guys on the on the owls, you know, that could go to fifth round. But yeah, I think for the dynasty update. Yeah, I think I think I'm going to lose a couple of guys. I lost about half my recruits to Rutgers. I actually had a four-star quarterback that was doing pretty good pressure. Then I guess Rutgers sent the house and...

Four-star improviser quarterback. Gone. Ooh. Gone. It would be nice because right now I got a pocket guy and I can't really run the option with him. Oh, no. Ooh. Gone. It would be nice because right now I got a pocket guy and I can't really run the option with him. Oh, no.

Okay. And my playbook right now doesn't have a ton of like read options. It's mostly RPOs and and shit like that.

And the RPOs are working. The RPOs are a cheat code, I think. Yes. That seems to be the consensus. Yes. Yeah. But it's kind of like that in, that seems to be the consensus. Yes. Yeah.

But it's kind of like that in real life if you run it right. Right. But yeah, overall verdict, I'd say it's... Buy it. 8.5 out of 10 if you really want a star rating. Sure. I think it's a fucking good game. And we just saw patch.

The patch just dropped today. So let's see what was in the patch. CFB 25. This is your gamer corner right now. I just want to see what the patch notes are. Gamer corner, gamer corner, gamer corner. All right. I'm going to say it. No, don't

do that. Improve accuracy, rosters and likeness, presentation fixes. Wait, hold on. This is not what the patch is. There's patch dropped today.

Update the includes. Here's what they're fixing. Okay. Can I just like find the fucking patch notes? No. Incorrect logos. Oh boy. For SEC Afford International. incorrect logos. Oh boy. Um, for SEC, Florida national,

um, is adjusting the super sim logic. That's the big thing. The sim logic is funky. So while it's cool, yeah. While it's cool seeing like upsets, um,

like Charlotte's not, not going, going to into the college football Playoff this year So There's workarounds Yeah you can't Actually force the loss either against FCS school

Okay Oh my god hold on 25 Patch notes EA answers HQ is this really how bad fucking Google is now yes dude

alright duck duck go also bad college football 25 patch notes Forbes I don't want Forbes I don't want News Journal Online

I don't want Sports Media yes you do I want EA Sports patch notes no you don't want Forbes. I don't want News Journal Online. I don't want SportsKid. Yes, you do. I want EA Sports patch notes. No, you don't. Latest news, Campus Huddle. There's nothing on here. So is there a patch? This is amazing.

Is this a patch or did they make it up? Did Forbes make this up? They made it up. Just to spite you. Where are the patch notes for 1.0? All right, so people are asking. Collegefootballnetwork.com. Dynasty improvements.

Incorrect audio logo update. The timeline for the update was not released. Can I get an article? Can I get an article written by a human being for an actual website? Not a fake AI clickbait website. Nah. I just want... So it's just the audio and logos update?

Oh, the one thing I'll tell you this before we'll change tack. The most glaring issue is you can't mass sub. So if you're blowing out another team, it'll do it automatically but I don't Know what the logic is there right right So you have to go in and like sub your whole Fucking right second stringers In which is annoying So um

Yeah maybe um Will there be a printing a patent Maybe there will be patch notes I don't Know I um right Maybe man could just go fuck myself. Apparently. Why does the Tallahassee Democrat have an article on it? I don't know.

Comicbook.com. All right. Actually, you want me to do tools? Sorry. I'm really annoyed at this. Past 24 hours. Okay. People saying it's broken

since the patch. Of course they are. It wasn't Dynasty Logic. Okay, so they just patched some early cosmetic stuff. Okay. And some audio updates. It wasn't for... Alright, there we go. The Dynasty Logic isn't in there yet, but it's still fun.

If you really want to fuck with... If you notice a team that shouldn't be winning is winning, you just go and force some losses when they play a Power 5. Still, you should buy it. I think it's good.

Which is shocking. I'm saying, go ahead, please buy an EA Sports game. But they did a good job. So, you know, whatever. Oh, fuck that. fuck that all right anyway you ready for some voicemails i gotta upload them upload them give me a second and uh yeah you just don't have you you don't have a console so no i gotta buy one yeah i definitely would go with the xbox not the ps5 that was like yeah

i kind of regret getting the ps5 i might i might switch over um eventually like the next generation it sucks because you're bought into like their ecosystem i have all right all the games on there but i just it seems like xbox with the game pass just is much more you just get more shit. And you know, some of the, you can get like cross play with, but you can like cloud saves with your console and shit,

which is cool. Right. I mean, with your PC. All right. We got, uh, we got four voicemails today. Sorry,

Charlie, I'm not playing all four that you called in. Um, since, uh, we last recorded. Um, but let's see.

The first one I have is from Kyle. So this is for Kyle. Hey, gang. Kyle from Cleveland. Pro-down T-Him. I do kind of want to address something. Last time I called you, I was pretty drunk. At one point, I said, hate the show.

That's actually a term in dearment. We figured. I do the same as that says on the tin. And there's a radio show called The Alan Cox Show. It's been around for like 15 years. The guy who runs it, he's kind of like abrasive. Actually, the whole show is fucking hilarious. And the joke is that when he first started out in the show,

he was saying like everybody hates the show. People were saying he first started on the show, he was saying, like, everybody hates the show. Like, people were saying how much they hate the show. And then people started getting around to it and actually liked it. So they would still say, oh, they hate the show. But it's like tongue in cheek. Like, you know, they actually like it. So when I said I hate the show in terms of you guys, that was the term of endearment. But, yeah, that sounded kind of pretty bad no words dude

fuck you uh i meant go fuck yourself like you know like playfully because it's fine it's fine but uh actually the same bar uh my guardians are playing your phillies i think at the end of the month and man, they're like two really dominant teams. They are. The Guardians look nasty right now. As we consider, we don't have anything else to say. I just wanted to, you know, I don't hate the show. Thank you.

Yes, you do. Fuck yourself. Thanks, bud. Yeah, I'll talk to you guys later. All right alright Kyle out alright fuck you too no we don't no bud

don't worry about it don't worry about it yeah I would be honestly that endears me more to people oh yeah absolutely how many times have you

told me to go fuck myself on this show like a lot a lot I've never been sad you should be actually people. Oh yeah, absolutely. How many times have you told me to go fuck myself on this show? Like a lot. A lot. I've never been sad. You should be actually. It should.

Yeah, it probably should be. Oh, well, it would happen. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah.

I'm going to shit my pants again. In protest. Yeah, I do. Oh, by the way, I just sent you a package. I can't wait till it gets there.

Yeah. Um, smell it before you open it. Mm hmm. Oh, by the way, I just sent you a package. I can't wait till it gets there. Yeah. Smell it before you open it. Mm hmm. Oh, all right. Yeah, but thanks, Kyle. No worries. You're all good. All right.

Not offended. We're not offended. Well, like you, some of you snowflakes, I'm not so easily offended. Why pronouns in bio? Yeah. All right. What's the next one we got I have the one that I have labeled Cupcake That's the name in the

Transcript Hey this is Cup Snake calling in from Chester Pennsylvania where your Philadelphia Union just ended their Pride game losing streak with a very dull nil-nil draw. Wow. But we did make the biggest cup snake in Union history.

Go Union. Go cup snake. Oh, cup snake. Oh, it's a cup snake. Cup snake. Cup snake. Cup snake. We're blessed that the cup snake has called in.

Wow, thank you the cup snake has called in Wow thank you cup snake I like I like to hear Them talk shit Is it just him I'm glad the cup snake called in I was expecting more thibboleth But um

You know I guess I guess it is a cup and not an actual snake So I guess it doesn't have the issues with the tongue going on. But, yeah, no, thanks. I think it's the second cryptid we've had call in. I think so. Yeah. Kind of funny how that works.

All right. Next one, we have our favorite union. Not that one. Our favorite postal service worker. Yes. Yeah, which is also a union. Hey that one. Our favorite postal service worker. Yes. Yeah, which is also Union. Hey, guys. It's Postman Wookiee again down in North Carolina. Pronouns he, him.

Just calling once again to discuss arena football because I got nothing else going on in my life. And honestly, I spent 12 years as a NASCAR picture guy. And honestly, that spent 12 years as a NASCAR picture guy, and honestly, that sport kind of burned me out of Philly. Yeah.

But anyways, you guys have mentioned and talked about possibly looking into going to an arena football game next year. To let you guys know, a little update about the National Arena League there, the league that kicked out Antonio Brown and his team last year. You guys actually have a local-ish team to Philadelphia. I know it's around two hours away, but the National Arena League just announced that they are taking in the three best teams from the failing American Indoor Football League.

And the Harrisburg Stampede will be in the mail next year. So yeah, you guys will have a local-ish team next year. Keep on the good work. I'll try not to die of heat stroke in my mail truck and yeah, fuck Penn State. Fuck Penn State.

Thanks. I guess Wookiee, right? Yeah. Alright. Sorry. I guess Wookie, right? Yeah. Alright. Very good. I got my noises. I could do two. Wookie, tell us your thoughts on that sick new looking

truck. That looks pretty fucking cool. And why do they not have air conditioning in your truck? Oh, yeah. That looks pretty fucking cool. And why do they not have air conditioning in your truck? Also, why do the Postal Service, does the Postal Service have like private vehicles? Like non-marked?

Yes, I think so. Or are you paid to use your own personal vehicle? I don't know the answer to that. I know. I just out of interest, I was wondering. Yeah. I had an uncle go off for the postal service exam.

I do believe he joined the postal service, but left for some reason. I think it was alcoholism. Yeah. So, Harrisburg Stampede, they play at the Pennsylvania Farm Show Complex at Expo Center. Hell yeah. Next to the Butterspo Center. Yeah, hell yeah. Next to the Buttersculture.

Hey, don't. My culture is not a costume. Yeah, the 2024 American Indoor Football Season. It lasted until June 14th. Yeah, so they're going to get picked up. Cool. Yeah. Let's see. Anybody we know?

No, dude. Caleb Walton. Let's see. Anybody we know? No, dude. Caleb Walton. Is their quarterback. Michael Bird Jr. I don't know any of these people are my guy. Special teams currently vacant. Because we could do it. Let's do it.

How do you punt in arena football? I don't know. Oh. Can't. The last time I punted, I broke a China cabinet. Oh, buddy. Yeah. In my mom's house as a kid.

And I had to pay that. Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. I had to save up like $300 and pay my mom back. That is tough. Honestly, good punishment, though. Yeah. It's like, I'm not going to hit you or you owe the money to fix this.

Right. Because you're a jackass. All right. Last but not least, Charlie. I picked your last voicemail, Charlie. A more optimistic tone. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Hey, Liam. Hey, Tom. This is Charlie from Rocksboro.

The Philadelphia Union did go back-to-back. Wins against two teams they did beat on the road, beating Nashville 3-0. Following up... Hell yeah! Daniel Gostad gets all three goals for his hat trick.

No 14-year-old sighting in this one. They didn't really need him. The Union go in the Leafs' cup with back-to-back home wins as they take on the Mints in Charlotte next Saturday. I should have tickets for those if anybody's interested. Hopefully Tom is turning things around in Temple. I doubt it, but We'll see Later fellas

Thanks Charlie Yeah I had to I have some shit I gotta do out of town On Saturday it sucks I kind of would Yeah You're Mr. Out of Town on the weekends You're too cosmopolitan to be hanging out in the city.

That's me, baby. Well, at least not this city. You know where you are up in New York, hanging out. I'm a rootless cosmopolitan. That means Jew. Yeah. Yeah, you're... You know, just say it.

You don't have to come up with all these code phrases for Jew. I know, you just said Jew. Yeah, just say it. You don't have to come up with all these code phrases for Joe. Yeah, just say it. Just call him a Jew. Has anyone called you that in the YouTube comments? Not yet. No. Don't do that. We'll know it was one of you. Yeah, you fuckers.

You can actually see all the emails and addresses of anyone who comments on YouTube, so we'll be able to figure out who it is. Yep, and then we'll beat you unconscious. Yep. With your own dick. Even if you don't have one. That's so funny.

I just reflexively opened Reddit. Why just i was just clicking buttons and it says sovereign citizen comes to alaska court to argue that no pilot license or certifications need it because they are not they are not driving they're not flying they're traveling and they're not taking anybody for profit okay if there's one thing in the world that unites people it's watching sobsits get their asses kicked yeah and i gotta say like i you it's very easy to die flying a plane like it's it's especially a tiny plane in alaska like the fuck who you you you're gonna be a fucking bush pilot without a license like what the fuck what are you doing you're gonna die you're gonna go into someone's house like you're

you're gonna crash in an airport like you're gonna kill somebody like you don't know what you're doing you don't know what you're doing exactly um i mean i play a lot of flight simulator um and you know so if i was you know if you're ever on an airbus i got the sop thank you i can start it i can start an a320 attaboy um uh so so i'm good like i'm qualified to fly a plane i think. But if you're a sovereign citizen, you're a fucking idiot now. Right. You are a fucking idiot. But yeah, it's so fucking complicated.

You're just thinking about, yeah, I could turn... Could I, if I was asked to, I could go into an A320 and dial the autopilot. Right. I could turn on the Autoland if it's installed. I think every A320 has installed. I know a BuzzPress, sure sure because I play Flight Simulator

but as soon as anything happens outside the push the button to make it go where it's supposed to go I have no idea what I'm fucking doing I'm not going to fucking land that shit you should see my landings in Flight Simulator oh god I have to download the mod

that has passenger scream when you full G-forces. Jesus Christ. Because that'd be fucking funny. Oh, speaking of that, United, fucking pay me. You owe me 600 euros. So if United is listening to me, I am not taking 1,800 miles. That's like $70. Per EU law, you owe me $600 for a fucking four-hour delay.

So fuck you and pay me. That's just when70. Per EU law, you owe me $600 for a fucking four-hour delay. So fuck you and pay me. That's just when I mentioned that. Before we shout out to our North Catholic tier patients, Patrick, Sean, Mike, Amanda, Kate, Charlie, Luke, Coho, Chuck, Robert, Kat, Roberts, and Kyle. And someone switched. We have Eve, who is now a 700-level patient, but I still want to give her a shout out for that. Voicemail 267-301-7218. Give us your name and pronouns. DM us and follow us.

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