Ten Thousand Losses - Turkish Barber ASMR

Episode Date: December 24, 2024

In this Yuletide edition of 10kL, the boys talk semen retention cum Old English podcasters, how Liam will be apologizing to Nick Sirianni, and Tom explains that Alec Bohm is actually not a bad baseball player. Also listener messages! Have a great holiday everyone!  Find out bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Follow us on Bluesky: Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/liamfromwtyp.bsky.social  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, had a sense of making time to be. And we're live. And we're live. Hi. It's the second episode in the webcast era.

You like my dirty laundry? it's actually clean laundry it's not very laundry just piled up behind me i just see the wrinkles forming hey dude fuck you hey i try to be wrinkle free as much as possible um you know you know what else uh oh i see these eyebrows we're talking about stretching our balls out no um yeah we're gonna get some elastic on there some some some resistance bands are not sex yeah and nobody is listening anymore all right immediately just stop listening um well speaking of things that come from your balls uh so uh tell them about it tom so i discovered a new type of guy tell me about it tom a guy who has a really bad old english channel like teaching you old english um and then also posts about

semen retention and he's going on reddit i don't i don't i don't go i just don't go on reddit anymore i uninstall the app for my foot like i just don't go on reddit um and people are like oh well what about nah fuck you fuck you i'll i'll march through the google ai slop i know it's it's i applaud your commitment i just i i i just fucking hate i just hate everybody. And they're like, did you see this? I'm just like, bleep that. Sorry. Sure. The holiday season, you know? Yeah, it's festive.

It's our last. This is the pre-Christmas episode, so we're really getting into it. At least I had a week. I don't know if you have had a week. I have had a week. Yeah, tell me about this guy who refuses to come. i have had a week but yeah tell me this guy refuses to come uh say that one more time tell me about this guy who refuses to come oh okay i thought you were saying there was a guy at work that refused to come no no i no i hope not i don't

know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't talk to my co-workers so so uh motivational english and old english what image yeah can you that's leona switha and be off your faster motivational English in Old English. What? Image, yeah. Knicht das Leonathswytha and beoth sia faste. Which means study hard and be victorious. I don't... All right, first off,

you don't need... You don't need... You know, you could have just used men and it would have been general neutral in Old English. So, no reason to gender that. Next post,

a devotional song to Odin the Allfather in Old English. That smells like Nazi shit. Well, some of us might do that and not be Nazis, but we don't post about it. A conversation in Old English explaining why porn is wrong and bad in the RC semen retention community. Sure, man. and bad in the rc semen retention community sure man and a notification that that the hey your post has been deleted because it's self-promotion the nazis over at semen retention read it yeah um and then here's a psa in old english So it's supposed to say It does not have to be like this

You can change your life But the syntax is wrong And it's a picture of a guy smoking crack Oh Yeah, so you don't gotta smoke crack You can change your life No need to go full Hunter Biden, I guess Yeah, so if anyone's out there is interested, when you have an auxiliary verb, the infinitive form of the verb goes to the end of the sentence.

The what? The infinitive. Okay. German. Triggers V2 verb order. Like if you're learning German, the lexical verb goes to the end of the sentence. Yeah. And the rest of it is, oh,'ll have to say i'm canadian in old english oh my first show completely ever in old english and it's look at the ai art liam i can't it's not you know no i'm not looking at it i'm not looking at it nope oh and it's a oh and they're whiter than me oh i like the the the

respondents are ai slap no thank you how to say yorkshire in old english thank you how do you say it i didn't click on the video uh we're gonna probably stretch this one for time folks air air is a bear vich here probably okay yeah there's nothing else that's that funny I don't get how you become both of those dudes right like yeah and I looked at this dude's YouTube channel and I mean it's

he's got like 26,000 followers how the fuck people love talking about cum dude it's not even funny it's just I don't know I don't know People love talking about cum, dude. It's not even funny. It's just weird. I don't know. I don't know.

Dudes love... Dudes love not jacking it and love Zod. Yeah, because you know the gods famously don't fuck in any mythology. They do a lot, actually. They do a lot. Like a lot of fucking. Every fucking mythology, the gods are just fucking. They do a lot, actually. They do a lot. Like, a lot of fucking. Every fucking mythology, the gods are just fucking. They're fucking each other.

They're fucking themselves sometimes. Born into a mountain, raised in a cave, trucking and fucking is all I crave. What is that from? I don't know. Ross sent me a meme with it

one time, and I just... permanently... permanently etched into my brain. Yeah. it's like uh you know this those cave paintings in the in in europe it's like that yes the earliest the earliest vision like you have the earliest human heart art you know and then the end of civilization it's a trucking of trucking and fucking me yeah all right can you see this guy's face on here he looks he looks he looks like um what's his name from canada trudeau trudeau but uh he's got an immensely punchable face yeah

oh oh he's got prayers to indra in old english all right this guy is weird all right so when you when you start doing the hey i, I pray to the old gods, but also I'm like inordinately interested in Hinduism. That's the, hey, did you bring calipers with you when you went to India? What were you doing over in the Hindu Kush? Trucking and fucking, dude. Yeah. And also measuring skull sizes.

Don't worry about why. Yeah, don't worry about it. Hey, hey, you got swastikas here. Ooh, that's good to know. Oh, that's your grandfather's. Oh, okay. Well, time to dig your own grave. See how you like it.

Yeah. Hey, guy from Taipei. Or not Taipei. What's the... Is that the one... Where's the one Mount Everest is in? Nepal. Nepal. Hey, Nepalese folks. Hey, is anyone the one where's, where's the one Mount Everest is in Nepal. Hey,

Nepalese folks. Hey, is anyone, any of you guys got blue eyes and he's just like clicking the calipers. Like the, like the entry to the clicker, the edge to a frat party. Oh man.

So anyway, that's, that's my day. It's just weird. Semen retention, semen retention guy. I, you know know you know who definitely like what god like osiris literally masturbated the universe into existence that's like my who

amongst us yeah so you know this guy's definitely not fucking with the the the egyptian the egyptian uh chemistism or whatever it was called yeah i think he also, they all were incestuous too. But anyway, this is a sports podcast. Who's to say? Gods are different. They love trucking, they love fucking, they love sucking. Yeah, just

somewhere on Mount Olympus Zeus just laughed as he turns back into a swan. Thicknessy bastard. Alright. Thank you As he turns back into a swan Ugh Dignity bastard Alright Hello Hi Welcome

Thank you This is another episode of 10,000 Losses Yeah, we have any listeners left I have no idea This is the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists I'm your host Tom Payne My pronouns are he and him And with me is our co-host, yay

Liam Hi, I'm Liam Anderson My pronouns are he, him, and with me is our co-host, Ye. Liam. Hi, I'm Liam Anderson. My pronouns are he and him, and also death to rights to Ricky Sanchez. Oh, yeah, we haven't said that one in a minute. I think I said it like two weeks ago. Well, I mean, that is more than a minute. I don't know. I don't edit this.

I don't always listen to all of them all the way through. I just make sure to get the parts that I need to delete. Where I say someone put a blank in your mouth. Yeah, said it really early so it's nice got you don't worry i'm gonna do it as we're saying goodbye too hey look front and back oh okay so just drop it in the middle gotcha gotcha gotcha it's the most annoying bit yeah yeah yeah yeah because i loathe you and want you to suffer yes exactly daddy exactly. Daddy. Excuse me. Thank you. You're welcome.

That's a seltzer burp. Let's see. Any announcements? Well, we got no guests, but we are going to be recording a bonus episode tonight. So it'll be out. With guests. With guests. Well, actually, I don't really do that.

Are we having guests? We have multiple? Yeah, it's him and his co-host. Oh, nice. Do we want to preview it? Nope. You get what you get We have multiple. Yeah, it's him and his co-host. Oh, nice. Do we want to preview it? Nope. You get what you get, Hogs. Yeah.

Well, we did promise two bonuses this month, too. Forget about that. See your face. I'm so tired. All work and no play makes Liam a dull boy. No. Yeah. All social work and no play makes Liam a dull boy, huh?

Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Do you still hear me good? Because this is much more comfortable. I mean, I can hear you through my headphones. But do I sound worse or better or the same? I mean, you sound a little more distant.

It's because I physically am more distant. Do you have a condenser? I have the same mic you do. You have the pod mic? No, I have a procaster okay how's that uh that sounds good okay cool i'm not moving from this spot you just you hit the cozy spot and i sorry dude it's yeah it's it's it's we're cozy boys we're cozy boys we live the cozy oh i'm wearing i'm wearing my my flannel uh comfy pants so i'm. I'm wearing the same joggers that I wore to work

because social work doesn't mean I have to dress professional. Yeah. It's not called social fun. You're also back in the pink gamer chair, the ASMR girl chair. No, see, it's pink. And you got the cat ears on still. Pink?

Oh, this is a joke joke but jokes are usually funny yeah someone go out there I'm commissioning Liam with cat ears Charlie get on that Charlie draw you went to film school can you draw I don't know

you're doing more like reindeer like a moose like an eight point buck yeah man I don't know like I don't know you're doing more like reindeer it's like a moose you're like an eight point buck yeah man i i don't know like i don't i don't i don't i don't really i don't really fuck with the e-girls because i'm a married and b that subculture horrifies oh no that's that's not i mean it's not even a matter of like attractiveness it's like way too i don't like it's like you look like i showed who like i i think part of it is like obviously I'm way too old for it right but there's also the sense of like just like a sense of

grodiness I would say people are like oh I'm a Twitch streamer I'm like fuck nope do you watch Twitch streams? I've only ever watched like two or three when

Trash Future was doing the regular one. Oh, okay. I don't know if I've ever watched one. Nah, that's it. That's all. Two or three times, I think. It's just not for me. No, it's not. I don't like watching

people play video games. I just want to play them. The only time I can do is there's a couple like City Skylines ones. Actually, it's really just one that I would like to watch. But that's it. Was it Franklin? I did like. Actually, I did like Franklin.

Yeah. I was on the last ever anything related to Franklin. I killed it. Literally. I killed it. Literally. Literally killed it. Yeah, can't have it anymore. I am going to be working on Fake Adelphia again, but I'm not going to. Should.

Philadelphia, but what if it was built properly? What about Felladelphia? Philadelphia is just for the fellas. And then your wife and my wife get mad. Yeah. Shit. Oh, yeah. So we're going to do a bonus.

I'm really tired. I know. You've got a bonus to record, too. No, I'm going to record the bonus. But they're getting delirium. Delirium? Delirium? Delirium?

Delirium? Delirium? Let's riff on that for about 20 minutes. Yeah, Delirium. Yeah, duh, dude. I do social work, man. I'm exhausted all the time. This fucking rules. My wife had a crazy day, too. Can't discuss that.

I'll tell you, Al. Yeah, text me. No, so yeah, we're going to watch the movie Miracle. Didn't we just say we weren't doing a preview, motherfucker? Cut that. It won't matter. Yeah, it's going to be, it's going to be out.

I mean, Miracle will probably be out over the weekend, I guess. Yeah. It depends. It depends. It depends on how many times we need to, we say something like, uh, I'm glad he did what he did. And if it were up to me, I would have... Really not... Really don't want me to get this episode out this week, do you?

Nice. You don't have enough on your plate. I'm shoveling shit on there, bud. I know, I know. I am the fireman, and you are the sad conductor trying desperately to make it to Lynchburg on time. I always thought you could say North Pole, because we're... You know it's on a baldwood, right?

It's a limo. Is that what the train is in the Polar Express? I've never seen the Polar Express. Neither did I until like a week ago. I've only seen the... Tell us what you would do with animated Tom Hanks' penis. Oh, he's America's dad. He sucks.

Are you a Tom Hanks hater? You hate Tom Hanks? Can't stand him. Give me a reason. Just can't stand him. Don't need a reason. Give me a reason. I actually don't hate Tom Hanks.

I actually don't hate Tom Hanks. All right. Because if you did, I want to know. I really do like the guy. I think he's a tremendous actor. There are, who can't I stand? Oh, fucking Adam Driver, dude. I think Adam Driver is just, he plays the same character in every fucking thing driver dude i think adam driver is just he plays the

same character in every fucking thing and like people like oh he's like he's hands no he's fucking not the dude looks like a cave troll shut the fuck up and i know that because look at me dude i'm hideous too we'll be in the hideous pot together but like drinking oh i'm back oh i thought you had just like an end to that sentence. I forgot that the fans don't see the video. So it's just me chugging in silence while you just look at me.

Where's that sentence going? I just fucking hate the guy. He was really whiny in the Star Wars. Yeah, that's like it was just like it's a moment, but right. This is not compelling. This is not especially like a good way

to construct this plot. Oh, she's Palpatine's great. Yeah, that fucking makes sense. Why not throw it in there? I actually think the only I actually like the last Jedi just for the fact that it like was a little subversive and wasn't just trying to remake this the fucking same movie over again. I had my

problems with it, but I said out of the sequels, probably the one with the most merit. But this isn't a Star Wars podcast. This is a sports podcast. It could be. Do you want to unlock that side of me? No. I already deal with the Tolkien side.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, because I do fuck with KOTOR. You ever played those games? Knights of the Republic? Yeah, buddy. I played KOTOR and KOTOR. You ever played those games? Knights of the Republic? Yeah, buddy. I played KOTOR and KOTOR 2. Did you play with the restored content mod? No, I don't think so.

You gotta do it because they fixed most of the back half of the game. They finished the parts that weren't finished. It's endorsed by Obsidian. Really? They're like, good job, guys guys you pretty much fucking fixed it thanks thanks unpaid laborers yeah thank you um fuck you team gizka if you know you know

hook them horns all right uh voicemail call. Did you hear that? I heard you. My entire neck snap. Oh yeah. I basically did a chiropractic adjusted on myself. So I assume I have about six weeks to live. Yeah. Um, I love doing chiropractic adjustments on my, uh,

newborns. Um, no, that exists. That's grotesque. Oh, there's videos of it online. You can see.

Those chiropractors should be... Execute. They should be... Also, you shouldn't be able to... I'm going to do it. Chiropractors should not be covered by insurance. It's not real. Sorry if you love chiropractors. They're not real.

I will say. I wholeheartedly agree with you. Yeah, I'm buckled up on the Tom train, baby. I'm in first class on the Tom's Opinions train. We've riffed for 20 minutes. We want to talk about sports for five. Don't get into voice. Speaking of, reload our voicemails.

Call on 267-301-7218. Give us your name and pronouns at patreon.com slash 10,000 losses for all of our bonus episodes. Liam is doing the do right now. Nuts. Oh, it's Pepsi. Well, it's a PepsiCo product still. Yeah, I got it from work.

I can't drink Pepsi. Why? I like Coke. Pepsi, I don't like the taste. It doesn't have enough of a bitterness to it. I like a bitter balance. That's some real weird sensory issues, huh, man?

Yeah. I like IPAs. I like what I like. My mom says it's fine. Do you know what... I didn't post about this, so I could say it. Lunch was ruined the other day.

So here's my hardship this week. The school cafeteria made these lovely chicken sandwiches. Right? Now, they put pickles in the sandwiches. But I go, hey, can I just get the cutlets? And they have the cutlets. Not on the sandwiches.

Like, they're not pre-made. Right? So the cafeteria worker takes the same tongs uses for the pickles plus my i forgot about your weird pickle shit yeah so i took one bite it was like i can't eat this and i was like i don't have the heart to tell them because the chicken was actually really good tastes like pickles man ruined it i love pickles you're just being anti-semitic Well yeah of course If I could have sent you the pickles I would have Thank you That explains why that pickle

The pickle Mascot has like a New York Jewish Kind of voice The Vlasic pickle Is it Stork? Is it Gilbert Gottfried or is it the Affleck duck? That's the Affleck duck He's dead

Is Gilbert Gottfried dead is that the Affleck duck? That's Affleck duck. He's dead. Is Gilbert Gottfried dead? Yeah. What? I'm pretty sure. Look it up. Fuck, he died. I didn't know he died.

Told you he died. How did he die? Ventricular tachycardia. Jesus Christ. I do not want to redline my heart. No. Oh, his grave zone says too soon. Oh, fuck, man. That.

Oh. All right. Let's we got cleanse our palate. Yeah. Time for pickle. Now. Jesus Christ. All right.

All right. Let's talk about sports. So. So I think we're getting closer and closer to seeing Liam show up at Nick Sirianni's office making his obscenes

is that how you say it? I will never apologize for being a Sirianni hater they will have to drag me out of here like it's the Fiora bunker dude obeisances you're going to pay homage to your Italian king. Not. I'm not.

I probably shouldn't have made a joke about thinking me out like it's the Führer bunker, but good enough. You know, you do the little... I don't. I can't fucking stand it. Let me do a Sirianni face for you. The fancels is, or the listeners, but you will. Oh, yeah.

That is a Sirianni face. That's the face. It's a slack jawed expression cleat is a slack jaw yokel from uh the simpsons but italian cleat this cleatiani the slack jawed italiani you guys fucking all right let's uh so we won we beat. We beat the fucking Silvers. We own Pennsylvania. Yeah, we do. Done with a passing attack. Yeah. A good one. Yeah, we had a good one.

AJ Brown, I guess, beat up Jalen Hurts enough over the week. Yeah, they fought each other. Yeah, they definitely fought each other. It definitely wasn't like we said last week philly sports media just exaggerating everything no no i i do think that they like had like a probably relatively heated discussion but not a disrespectful one might have i mean aj brown probably i mean look the dude wants to play right he wants to catch that's why he's here yeah and he could have been like yo dude i was open like eight times and you did not.

You just didn't see me. Somehow. And a good team, you will have like, hey, man, you missed some opportunities. Give me the ball. I am one of the best wide receivers in the league. Please. Please feed me.

Give me the ball. Give me the rock. Yeah. Devontae went for 109. AJ went or one of them went for 110. One of them went for 109. I'm not gonna look it up because they're a yard apart. It was really good. Good passing attack.

Some miscues we should probably talk about. What's his name? Cooper Dijon fumbling. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Pretty bad. talk about um uh what's his name cooper dejean fumbling oh yeah yeah pretty bad uh some jalen carter needs to get his shit under control come on man a little bit of loose cannon dude you can't be doing that like like i i jalen carter truly is going to be in in the next like this is is if he can keep this trajectory where he's improving like this much year over year he's gonna be a top three guy in in 26 27 i just like i'm like you can't take a 15 yarder for that dude like you know better than that that's frustrating um but that's okay uh mike tomlin can can coach his way back to health.

I do respect and kind of fear Mike Tomlin because he works devil magic. Did you see the interaction between him and Sirianni? Tomlin has no respect. He's just like, good game, bud, or something like that. It was just a very curt... Obviously, he's sure he was pissed, but

they lost. Well, it didn't have tj watt which like we should you know we should we should not discount i didn't have uh george pickens but hey man you are your record says you are and we did have uh david acres though according to tom brady oh god it was horrible oh he's that's the first brady call i've heard front to back where i've been actively listening and paying attention he stinks so that's the first that's the first Brady call I've heard front to back where I've been actively listening and paying attention. He stinks. So that's the first call?

You've been actively avoiding him? Yeah, I've been actively avoiding Brady because I usually am not watching the games that he's on, or I just have Red Zone on, frankly. Oh, okay. But, I mean, he kind of grew on me by the end of the broadcast he could be self-deprecating in ways that i think are like kind of funny yeah and then he's then he said he put stuff together like that where he says like oh the phillies and you're just like come on man like i i mean maybe he was tired so i don't know i mean i mean I hate Tom Brady I think he's a decent announcer I don't I mean I mean I I yeah we could we could talk about that's that's a fun

discussion topic I I think and I I'm loathe to admit it but I think the gold standard is Joe Buck and Troy Aikman on Monday night that's I mean sure I mean that the current gold standard current gold standard yeah because i think the old gold standard fucking hate eggman though uh i actually think he's he he he is he is funny but he's only funny because he has joe buck to kind of kick around like they're like they're obviously friends right right he's just like but but i really like what joe buck's like what the fuck are you talking about troy like he he'll do that. Like you can like audibly hear it in his voice. Uh,

Al Michaels and Chris Collinsworth were pretty good. Yeah. I like Al Michaels before he like fell off. Well, they both now have like very obvious, like declining mental faculties. Yeah. Uh,

yeah. Um, I, what do you, what are you feeling about the birds coming up? I, especially with the, the, the, uh, Yeah. What are you feeling about the birds coming up? Especially with the lions all being dead. Yeah.

So we got commanders? Yeah. We got commanders, cowboys, giants. Back with the division games. Yeah. The commanders is going to be an interesting game. I'm not worried about the Cowboys. The Commanders could be a trap.

I mean, they're not a bad team, though. They're 9-5. That's not a bad record. No. I mean, we've clinched, I think, at this point, right? Yeah. We clinched at least a playoff berth. Can we clinch if we beat the Commanders?

The division? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, we beat the commanders? The division? Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't see. I mean, it's also possible that we catch the Lions. We have the same record as them. I mean, we've won 10 in a row. Something that boggles the minds. Like the Vikings have won seven in a row.

Oh, yeah. No, the Vikings. The Vikings. We were talked about that, like, maybe two or three weeks ago. They're not, the Vikings, we talked about that maybe two or three weeks ago. The NFC North is good this year. The NFC North is good this year besides the Bears. I do think the

Vikings are kind of like a paper tiger. I like Sam Darnold, a quarterback, man. He's not bad, but it's going to be the same thing it was with Case Keenum, where it's just like you don't have the juice. There's a reason you've been on five different teams, my guy. I think we talked about this before. I've never feared the Vikings. I don't know why. Again, I think the phrase paper

tiger is probably pretty accurate. Speaking of just generic quarterbacks, Kirk Cousins. Benched. Benched. Benched. $160 million to play 13, 14 games? Yeah.

14 games? And we have all-time name guy. Michael. Phoenix. Oh. It is Penix. Okay. But it's Phoenix. You've heard of Boonex.

Here's some headlines. Week 15, three up and three down. Cousins struggles to lead Phoenix insertion by the Falcoholic. Falcoholic. Oh, they're going to. Falcoholic. And there must be like a yeah that's the super bowl nation sp nation phoenix insertion pennix we've talked about his last name before change that last name

dude no keep it you have to change it to penis yeah yes although i'm not going to be called penis jr i'm penis i'm penis daddy senior penis senior penis junior. I'm penis. I'm penis daddy. Penis senior. Penis, penis, penis. And my kid's numbering starts, starts at six. That's the floor.

They call me jumbo. Yeah, I'm senior. My son, this is, you know, John Phoenix or Michael Phoenix, Michael Penis the sixth.

Oh my God. Michael Penis the seventh. Each generation just gets bigger. They call me Big Daddy Girth, dude. They do. They'd be doing it. All right. Temple Owls.

Basketball. Yeah. Become the sixth program all time to cross the 2001 threshold. Yeah. And they're having a decent season. They beat Holy Family, which I was worried about that. D2 Holy Family, which I was worried about that. D2 Holy Family. Has anything come out

about that investigation that we're definitely going to be on the short end of? I don't know. There was just some stuff. Yeah, we beat Hofstra and Davidson. Is Davidson Division 1? Yeah. Steph Curry went there, dude.

I just got back in the college basketball you're gonna give me some time because I've never really was in the college basketball I just got back at the college football sorry and then speaking of college football Antoine Littleton our big our big powerful boy into

the portal he goes into the portal we are now the running backs for the temple house sucks yeah man attrition is gonna happen i yeah i understand a guy saying look i don't i hey good luck to you i don't want to stick around and find out i yeah respected understand that uh i really wish they would have given us a little more notice before uh we were we were brought into the practice facility and said, all right, here are your pads. Yeah.

I thought that was a little... I thought the black unmarked fan was a little unnecessary. Yeah. Yeah. Although they are going to let me bring a pistol into the game against Oklahoma and shoot the band if they play Boomer sooner. I'm going to go back in time and execute baby Kyler Murray no Villanova this year by 29 points by the way the table house well we've lost to we beat Drexel and then we lost to Boston College and then Florida State and then we played UMass inel and then we lost to Boston college and then Florida state. And then we played a UMass and one,

and then we played fucking with Sal and lost. We lost to Villanova. Then we beat Holy family, Hofstra and Davidson. We then have a Rhode Island, Buffalo, Wichita state, East Carolina,

rice, Memphis, Tulane, North. We don't, we don't have conference games until fucking January. Yeah. Well, we did. Didn't we? No, no't have conference games until fucking January. Well, we did, didn't we?

No, no conference games. You're right. It's just butthole the whole way down. We're not going to win another fucking game this year. We're not going to beat number 21 Memphis? We made a run. We actually did make a legitimate run. We did make a legitimate run. We got to the final.

We did, which we had no business being in, by the run. We did make a legitimate run. We got to the final. Yeah, we did. We did, which we had no business being in, by the way. Who did we lose to in the final? I can tell you in a second. Oh, UAB. University of Alabama, Birmingham. Yep. Yeah, we got smoked.

By 16. Yeah. Were we ranked 11? Yeah, no, we were the 11th seed in the tournament. I was like, there's no way! We were really bad last year. Then we went on this stupid miracle run. We were a game away from

absolutely being one of the first four out schools. It's just like, this team has no fucking business being here. But our beloved Temple Owls. Oh, man. Alright. Let's see. Philly's into shit. Didn right. Let's see. All right.

Philly's into shit. Didn't sign Juan Soto. I know we already talked about it, but I just want to remind you that we didn't sign Juan Soto. I know. Stove's getting hot for Alec Boehm. You think he's here next year? I don't know.

I think my question is who wants that contract, but it's not my mind. I mean, he's still on the fucking... The first six years are rookie. So he's... He's still on that deal? Yeah, so I don't even know if it was an Arb deal.

Arb deal. Alec Boehm contract. Okay. That. How many years is he? It was 4 million for

So he's Arb years. So he's got 5 years. Okay. Yeah, so he's got Yeah, so he's got one more year. One, two, three, four, five. One more year of team control.

Yeah. So year six. I think next year would also be an RBR. All right. Yeah, so he's still an attractive prospect in that sense. I mean, I'm sure there's teams that would want him. I mean, yeah. I don't think he's going to develop any much more than

what he is. A guy. Right. Does he become more than, I hate to say, a replacement level with flashes? He's better than replacement level. Is he? Is he? Alright. Let's find out if he's better than replacement level.

I mean mean he had like a three war season last year don't ask about his defense last year was his last year without negative defensive war damn it he does have a three war yeah

he had a good year last year it was all star I know we just think about him sucking in the play that team peaked so early yeah yeah they peaked the first the first half of the year it was like july yeah yeah and then they kind of just all fucking slumped at the same time oh uh cody bellender went to the yankees that's all i got to offer. You're a big Yankees head now. That's all I got to offer. Well, no, I hate the Yankees.

Maybe a lapsed Red Sox fan. What's the difference? But I know it's in my heart. It's fuck the Yankees. Yeah, I don't. I just don't. Like, dude, I just don't believe that Zach Hecht should be happy. No, well, that's fair. We we're gonna make him miserable yeah he was texting me today he's like uh

yeah he said that he burped that's what yeah shut the fuck up uh yeah he was like is there any research i should do and i was like beyond watching the movie miracle no and he's just like okay and i was like yeah but it yeah, but it's a riff session. Yeah, we'll see. Welcome to the riff zone. Will you be able to riff? Welcome to the riff zone. Yeah, we definitely will need the, oh yeah, the riff. Did this motherfucker delete my horn?

Probably. He deleted my fucking horn. God damn it. God damn it God damn it Roz Terrible Um Chris DePache No I don't Why not?

Because Roz deleted it Chris DePache signed with the Dimebacks Did he? Yeah Pache? Yeah I was Accidentally searched for poached eggs instead Yeah Did he? Yeah. Poshay? Yeah. Oh. I was accidentally searching for Poshay instead.

Yeah. Oh, I'm sick of the Sports Illustrated spam. Wait. We signed a minor league reliever. Oh, that's right. He went to the Phillies. Then he got traded. Frosted Hayes, who I believe is now dead. He's a free agent.

We signed a minor league contract with the Diamondbacks today. That's tough, dude. Is running it back a good idea? I think they're going to run it back. You think they're going to try one more year? I think they are.

Maybe do something with the trade deadline? One second. I'm sorry. I'm trying to coordinate with Wren real quick. I know this is unprofessional. I apologize. We uphold the highest standards of excellence here at 10,000 Losses Studio. All right.

What else we got? I was just thinking about the kind of wrap-up here with the Phillies. I don't know. The guys are getting old. Running it back maybe one more time, maybe with Andrew Painter. I think we're kind of going to have to. I don't know. I do think one thing I want to put a pin in for the future

is talking about how pitchers' arms are being destroyed. And there was an article that came out about throwing. We just were not meant to throw 105. The human arm was just not meant. I mean, it's cool that we could do it, but pursuing that is destroying pitchers' arms. And we need to like, hey, maybe. I've read a couple things in the athletic about

that I think yeah I think there was an article that came out yeah it was a study that came out right oh shit what did I do nothing oh I clicked I clicked out and steam popped up oh yeah yeah yeah oh it's

actual document document cloud yeah I could send it to you. Thank you. I expect you to read the entire thing. Yeah, okay. All right. Memorandum. This is a... I don't know that a memorandum that goes for 70 pages still counts as a memorandum.

Yeah. It's not really a memo. Yeah. 63 or whatever. Yeah. Who's counting? Nice. Oh, right into a memo. Yeah. 63 or whatever. Yeah. Who's counting? Nice. Oh, right into the mic.

I literally leaned over and cupped the mic so I could do that. It's interesting that your mic is not directly like underneath. It's to the side. Interesting. Yeah. The Sixers suck. Can I help you? Can you?

Can you? Is that how you talk at the... You give that... You the the head the head it could look a confused cat uh so eight fires are eight six they suck they beat a bad team they beat wires are eight and six what eight and sixteen oh the sixers are eight and sixteen okay oh yeah the sixers the sixers are fucking butt dude everyone Okay. Oh, yeah, the Sixers. The Sixers are fucking butt, dude. Everyone's dead. Jeremy Kane's dead. Terry Simaksy's dead.

Joel Meade's dead. Paul George is dead. Kelly Oubre Jr. is getting hit by cars. Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. And lost season. 76 places going through. Final approval today. Yeah, yeah.

Could have foretracked the Broad Street line, but now I get to watch a team go fucking 30-52 for the next 10 fucking years. The could have foretracked the Broad Street line, but I got I get to watch a team go fucking 30 and 52 for the next 10 fucking years. The process was a failure unless your

name is Joel Embiid. Yeah, I am. So if you try to defend the process to me, I would beat you with a with a with a bat. Stupid.

And then we would put you in the hospital. You have to listen to all Liam process related content. There's a lot of it actually.

There's like three hours here and then like three hours on WTYP. So that's six hours. I really hate the process. I really don't like the process. And the process episode on WTYP has horrible audio for the guests. It does. Thanks Dan McQuaid. Yep. Filmed on

a World War II field. Telephone. Field telephone. Yep. I guess the flyers are fine. 14-14-4. Mitch Cobb's nice. Is that the Russian guy? Yeah. Looking into the...

Dude, have you gotten the weird ASMR ads for like on YouTube? What are you watching, Tom? Well, I mean, you know stuff no it's like it's like for like a like i guess like a harry potter like stitch thing and it's like the crinkling the package open it's like ah the woobles i so i actually will

sometimes and i've i've never told anyone by wife this uh i will sometimes put on turkish barber asmr just barbershop noises okay is that asmr or just ambience it's just kind of ambience it's just like oh you're just kind of like chilling but like i'm pretty sure the turkish barber i watch most is a turkish ultra nationalist like i've i've you guys fucking gray wolf i'm like i'm like oh no man uh i just like i see like he's he yesterday i was i was watching a video like i wasn't really watching it was like kind of it was in the background and i i look at the video and the dude's wearing a shirt that has at a turk's face on it oh no and his signature and i was like oh i'm watching turkish ultra nationalist stuff huh you know what's weird about turkish nationalism though because they'll get they'll get oddly like like did you know that

turkish is the original language and so all language came from turkish so we're actually all turks so you are too once you would just embrace your turkishness my brother you are also a turk it's like weird unless you're're Armenian, I guess. But yeah, well. Or Kurdish or Greek. Turks. Big secret shit, I believe. Basically. All Greek.

They didn't kill every fucking Greek over the last 600 years. Come on. But yeah. No. They still teach. They still teach the Altaic language theory as science, which is a theory that, was it the Finnish, Hungarian, Turkish, Mongolian, Japanese, and Korean are all part of the same language family. We're all brothers of the steppe, which is kind of,

I mean, that is a sick mindset. We're nomadic warriors. I get that. Who wouldn't want to be a nomadic warrior? Fair. It's a pretty sick life. But unfortunately, it's not backed by science. Yeah, so.

Fuck. All right. DMs. Let's do it. All right. We got Charlie DM. I forgot to get this one last week, so it's a little bit behind. Hey, Tom and

Yay Liam, Charlie, he, him. A big shout out to FIFA for giving the 2034 World Cup to Saudi Arabia. It's amazing that FIFA made three candidates in six countries host the 2030 World Cup, and it is also extremely fortunate that no other Asian or Oceanic countries bid against them.

Very lucky, and not corrupt like in 2010. That would make the only two solo hosting countries in the last World Cup and the last three upcoming events is just Qatar and Saudi Arabia. Starting in 2026, the total numbers in the tournament exploding from 36 to 48, which will need more stadiums and more venues to host it. And it's also very fortunate that MBS is building a whole ass extra city slash mall for it. Looking forward to 40 year old Harry Kane falling off an eight story glass stadium in Neon. England loses to San Marino in the final. Later, fellas.

That's pretty good. Charlie has a penchant for some fucking ridiculous shit. He's not wrong. No. Yeah, glass roof, glass stadium. I really like whole-ass extra city Sass Mall. Yeah, they're just going to build an entire 200,000-person city for the stadium. For eight dudes, yeah.

Yeah. And they're 2,800 slaves because the Saudis love slavery. Yeah. I do look forward, though, to San Marino finally triumphing. I think there's 40 San Marino San Marinese, which sounds like a sauce. It sounds like a

slur. Marinese sounds like a slur. Anyway. I can list all the slurs. Wikipedia, list the racial slurs. Yeah. There's a lot of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, there's a lot of them. Yeah, all right.

Yeah, yeah. You filthy d***. Let's do this. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. I don't see any f***ing Italian ancestry on you. No. Look at this guy here. I'm very proudly 0% Italian.

You're only lucky because you're a conciliary. You're a conciliary. Every mob movie has to have a Jewish lawyer. Yeah, that's my dad actually. It's not me. We heard it here first. Liam's dad, mob lawyer in Connecticut. I mean,

have you tried not killing people? You guys got to bury these bodies a little better. Have you tried hiding your shit? I guys got to bury these bodies a little better. Have you tried hiding your shit? I'm so tired of this. All right. Metric Mike. Hey, Tom and Yay Liam.

In light of the Browns' stupid decision to build a new stadium with a roof, I have a question for you two. Football, American, stadiums. Roof or shut up? Roof or no roof? I had no opinion until I watched that Steelers-Brown game a few ago in Cleveland with the snow. And fuck it.

I'm now against roofs. I'm now against roofs. It snows. It fucking snows. Co-signed. Wholeheartedly co-signed. This podcast is against domes. Yeah, we are.

You should have to face the elements. Play in the elements. You're adults. Play in the elements. Yep. The colder, the better. Actually, I don't think. Rain, snows, mud, bullshit. Anything but lightning storms.

Get in there. Hurricane? I've watched football games played in hurricanes, man. Get out there. Get out there and die like men. We support the players like safe helmets, but we do not support

them having a comfortable game. No, no. You should be safe. I mean, when you... Listen, we both play football. When you're in the mud, you are kind of enjoying it. There's nothing better. Do you ever see the interview...

We're hogs and slop, literally. Did you ever see the interview with Zeke Elliott when he was that one year he was on the Pats a couple years ago? And he was saying, like, you know, when I was a kid, I always wanted to play in the snow. I kind of found it interesting because he went to Ohio State, but he's like, I always want to play a snow game, right? It's my dream. I always want to play in the snow because i didn't brought like i kind of found interesting because he grew up he went to ohio state but it's like i always want to play a snow game right i was my

dream like i always want to play snow game and he played one and they were like so how was your dream and he goes it was fucking horrible yeah yeah um all right let's do voicemails and get out of here i gotta i gotta sorry i'm seeing you in like an hour. I know, I know. No, I'm going, ugh, because we had their, like, long. That's fine. Go. I will not be reacting to these. Hey, Liam. Yay, Tom. Yeah, that's right. I'm an agent of fucking chaos over here.

Agent chaos. This is Kyle from Cleveland. Pronouncy him. I'm being honest here. This is going to be at the very least a two-parter, but before I start off the second part, shout out to all of my other, like, my comrades the Hogs. Solidarity to all the other Hogs out here. I hope you all are doing very well. And now we get into the part one of

the acts I have to grind because I just got off of fucking work. So, the first one is the Vikings. And this is a good one. The Vikings, I've only been following them for like about two years because I'm kind of sick of being a Browns fan. I had to find somebody good to root for. And I found one. The Vikings are doing really fucking good this year.

They're 11-2. This is also Thursday night, so, you know, make fun of me if somehow the fucking Bears win, which if they win, get four of them. If not, hey, two out of two is too bad, huh? But a lot of people are thinking, when Sam Darnold first came in, right, everybody thought, like, he was going to be, like, a benchwarmer until J.J. McCarthy comes in. And then J.J. got his shit rocked in the preseason. And everybody thought, like, you know, what are we going to do with this idiot Darnold? And he's doing awesome.

And there's even a thought that he might even be so good, the Vikings might just keep him and franchise him, which is, like, unbelievable if you began this season. And I kind of scorn him because, like, I love Sam Darnold, right? Like, he's done so good for this fucking team, man. And I think we should keep him. But there are people saying, well, they should people saying well the Vikings should sell him off to a Midland team to make him good

I say fuck that keep Sam Darnold here he's so good for the team he loves it here just fucking keep him here I love it I'd like your opinion on Sam Darnold and also the Vikings should just sell him off

somewhere I'm also looking at the clock here so I got I'd like your opinion on Sam Darnold and also, like, you know, liking Shooters Like Some Off Somewhere. Kind of covered that. I'm also looking at the clock here, so I got, like, a couple seconds left. I'm going to hit a part two because I'm going to keep this going for a bit because I've had a rough fucking day of work. So we're here for it. So I'll see you guys in just a second. Let him do part two. And then we'll, yeah,

we did kind of cover a little bit of that. Yeah. Earlier in the episode, but yeah. All right. Part two motherfuckers. This is Kyle from Cleveland again. Pronouns still he and him.

So the other actually kind of have to grind. Well, not grind more like a tested block across the, uh, uh, the grindstone. Uh, you guys are talking about the 76ers moving down

further south. The Cleveland Browns, which... The Cleveland Browns. I'm a guy from the northeastern Ohio. I'm a sadomasochist, man. You have to be in order to be with the Browns.

So, it's already been signed. The guy who runs the team, one of the Haslins, he's going to move them down to, like, Brook Park, which is, like, a suburb of Cleveland that is – it's so fucking bad that, like, all the kind of shit that people talk about in Cleveland, like, about about a heads up fucking run down and like just shitty it just got distilled

into the city of Brook Park and now they're talking about just like moving the stadium down there after the lease was done in like four years which I don't like it like Brook Park is a shithole Clevelanders call it Little Detroit,

mostly because of the big Ford plant there, and it's gone. So, yeah, it is Little Detroit. And the Haslins have made it clear, like, they're saying, you know, they're going to pay for it all. They're not going to pay one goddamn cent. And it's, like, 15 miles away from Cleveland. And, like, Cleveland, if you're going to have, like, a football and it's like 15 miles away from Cleveland. And, like, Cleveland, if you're going to have a good end,

if you're going to have, like, a football team on the Great Lakes, you've got to have it on the Great Lakes, right? And Clevelanders need it because they deserve to be miserable. Every Clevelander needs to be miserable if they're a Browns fan. And you can't have that if you have a Dome. You've got to be freezing your ass off in 20 degrees temperature to watch your team lose. And you don't even care because your blood alcohol content is like four times what it should. That's Cleveland, motherfuckers.

Anyway, I see the clock down and down here. So, fuck Penn State. I would say fuck the Lions But honestly I'm kind of rooting for them Go Vikings Minnesota Vikings Go Cavs by the way The fucking Cleveland Cavaliers For destroying the NBA

Good for them And I'm going to cut off here Because I've got like 10 seconds to go So have a good night guys Again solidarity to my comrades The other hogs here Have a good night y'all Alright

That's a lot Um yeah we did talk about Sam Darnold Yeah I mean I I don't buy the hype Dude you know the Vikings QB room Has five dudes in it right now? Really? They got Dan Jones, J.J. McCarthy, Sam Darnold, Nick Mullen,

not the one from Comptown, and another guy. And I'm just like, you know that gif where all the flyers are sitting in the penalty box? There's like five flyers in the penalty box. That's how I imagine the Vikings QB room. They'll just like sitting on like one love seat, like cramped like this. Just like,

this is all we got. This is the only, why don't we have any more furniture in here? They're like cramped up like the film. For some reason, they still have like an actual projector. Yeah. You guys,

we're snuggling. We're snuggling. It's warm in here. Oh my God. That's a lot of this that's a lot of dudes a lot of dudes in one qb real but what are you gonna do uh but yeah no as we were saying early stadium stadium keep it open yeah um the okay are you do you need to bounce now to go take care of your chores and we can postpone the rest of the voicemails? No. We can go.

Okay. All right. So we got two more voicemails. Three. Three more voicemails from two different people. All right. All right. Let's get going.

Hey, guys. Postman Wookie once again. Growing up seeing him. Calling in for a little arena ball update. Mainly just events, but also currently still being crushed under the weight of Jeff Bezos. Anyways, National Arena League update. Yeah, the Harrisburg Stampede, which came over for American Indoor Football when that league kind of was a shit show, sort of collapsed. This is December 14th. A week, a little over a week ago, the team suddenly just up and shut down.

The day before, they were still signing players. And that morning, my Carolina Cobras were, like, doing promotions for – because the Stampede were supposed to be the home – Carolina's home opener. So now the National Arena League has to fucking pull their heads out of their ass and redo the schedule. I made a big long post about how the National Arena League is just kind of unsustainable with Arena Football 1 getting a TV deal with Vice TV and all that. And so the IHL just being a solid league with really solid quality streams of all their games,

there's no real point for the NAL anymore. And other than it just being a Omaha-beacon-friends league. And it's kind of pulling for some of the more independent teams in the league, such as Carolina, that might possibly look at AF1. You like the name, oh my beef. This, of course, led to the official, the people who run the quote-unquote official NAL podcast, Inside the Laws, to freak out and act like giant piss babies on Twitter.

Yeah, real professional guys. Oh, we're airing grievances here. This is Festivus. You can be a super fan of your precious Jacksonville Sharks and Omaha people all you want, but when you're representing an entire sports league, be more fucking professional and get your facts fucking straight before you fucking come after me on Twitter oh shit

get his ass redacted towards Jeff Bezos have a good one everyone the next one is a fucking Aaron Greer is this about this podcast yes

about us? no about this podcast? This? Yes. Yes. About us? No. No. About this arena football podcast. Yeah, go get it. And we're, we, we, this podcast is in a position to be able to dunk on them. So.

Okay. Not, not the other one. This podcast. So we, we leave it here. Hey guys, Postman Wookiee here. I'm just fucking hopped up about fucking inside the walls Just being giant piss babies Yeah, get their ass

This is a fucking podcast It's the official podcast for a Quote unquote professional sports league It's run by super fans Of One current team and One team that left The league this past season

To get their asses kicked in the IFL. They're sitting there telling me that I got no idea what I'm talking about. I'm just being negative. Stop talking shit and all that. And, yeah, well, just looking at their numbers, they've been a fucking podcast and the official podcast of the league since 2017

when the league started and they have 400 subscribers on YouTube. They have 365 videos. You can't even monetize, guys. That's embarrassing. 512 views on their most watched video.

All the league is doing is buffing you guys up just so they don't have to pay for anybody to actually do the work themselves. That's actually ridiculous. Giant fucking piss, baby. Giant fucking piss. People wonder why arena football is in such fucking shambles right now. Yeah. Fucking, God forbid, I talk highly of a competitor because they're actually getting on getting a TV deal with fucking Vice TV,

which is apparently doing sports now. It's coming out of bankruptcy. And, yeah, God forbid I criticize your precious league and your precious Omaha season. He's so mad. You make me. You get that, Wookiee. If the Carolina Cobras weren't in this fucking league, I would just fucking check out and just focus on the other two leagues. But no, I'm a split in proportion.

I got to support the local guy in it. But Ripsaw, Harrisburg, Stampede, I guess. I guess we just got to root on whatever the World Series AF1 team is going to be called. I got money on that. Probably they're just going to resurrect the old AF2 name, the Pioneers. But sorry for the multi-part rant. Don't pay. That's amazing. Beautiful.

I just had to fuck it near the air grievances because thanks for the last guy. Sorry for the rant. Have a good one. There used to be the York Capitals in American indoor football. They used to play it in the York City Ice Arena. So, Wilkie, just to make you feel better, I'm looking at their pod bean.

They have 8,300 downloads, 155 episodes. So, you listen to the podcast. That's almost 100,000 total downloads. We're getting close. And with 107 episodes. So our ratio is a little better. So their last episode that came out on Saturday, November 23rd, got 12 downloads. Oh, okay.

That's really... Bad. That's bad. For a professional leagues? Yeah. Ooh, man. You got to like... That's really... Bad. That's bad. For our professional leagues? Yeah. Ooh, man. You got to, like... That's rough.

Yeah, get some people. Guys. That's tough, dude. They might be coming after our feed. They might try to hijack it. Who's to say? Who's to say? All right.

Last voicemail. Wayne. Hey, Tom. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. It's Wayne. I'm calling to recap what's been a chaotic week and a half up here in North Jersey. And I'm not talking about the Rockers. I'm talking about the Packed Rockers basketball successfully defended home court

during ultimately probably the most important week of the season. We beat Penn State on Tuesday night. It was a close one, but not as close as the Seton Hall game. And then Friday and then Saturday, Saturday on the 14th. Dylan Harper nails a three-point buzzer to get Rutgers over Seton Hall because Rutgers could not make a free throw to save their life. Obviously, the New York Mets signed Juan Soto and apparently have triggered a new arm race between the Mets and the Yankees

because the Yankees have just traded for Cody Bellinger and have just signed one of the pitchers from the Milwaukee Brewers. It's going to be an interesting baseball season coming up here in New York. Devin Williams, by the way. Hopefully Rutgers can hold it together and basically get out of the slump they had. That's a free throw line. And obviously the football team takes on Kansas State in a couple weeks at Chase Field.

Why are we having bowl games at baseball stadiums again? Who knows? Time seems to be a flat circle, as Joe Casabian once said. And as always, go Rutgers and fuck Penn State. Go Mustangs. Yes. Good job go Rutgers and fuck Penn State. Go Mustangs. Yes. Good job, Rutgers. So long as you beat those bastards.

All right. All right. I love these ominous warnings on my desktop. Temps to plummet. That's where. Oh, yes. I've seen those. All right.

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