Ten Thousand Losses - We are all One in the Blender

Episode Date: December 25, 2022

The boys talk about piss and wheels following the WTYP live show, then do their usual coverage of the various goings on. Then we get deranged before the end and start talking about dicks in blenders.�� Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod  Leave us a voicemail: 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses 

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge ice balls. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have assassinated John Kennedy. We're live. We're live. We're live. We're live.

We are. Well, I mean, unless you want to get get into like some sort of like solstice or existential philosophy is it slips of satire is it just me oh wait hold on all right there we go um well i mean you might have had a quantum death the other night um wednesday and thursday um i wouldn't know how your wednesday went but I do know your Thursday was pretty wild. Yeah, no complaints. Sold out two-thirds of our live shows and came

within about 20 tickets of selling out the third. Yeah, I was going to say that last one was the people made up for it in being just rowdy, insane. They were fucking rowdy. My wife needed to leave early because she was very tired and had a bad work week and that was like too much for her i'm like a little i'm a little

upset that i couldn't continue to yell piss or uh stand and salute while alice dropped the national anthem but uh that was pretty fun and it was cool that not only did like was there a turnout i mean obviously for wtyP but there was like 10KL turnout. I was pretty excited by that man. That was pretty cool. I got to meet a couple excellent listeners like Charlie from Roxborough.

Yes, we finally got to meet him. We got to meet Krobi. She who had delighted us with the Southern Band accent. Thank you. You don't do it as well as she does. No, no, I don't. And then a couple other people. One was George who bought me a beer.

Thanks, George. Thanks, George. Yeah, there was a couple other people. If I don't remember your names, I'm sorry. I was getting drunk on a weeknight. And I'm not used to that. Yeah. So that was super fun.

But you must have felt like really pumped like after like had because we all talk about your ego a little bit you know it's not good for your ego and and um so i just want to remind you of something what's that you're only a man Roman Triumph yeah I know what it was yeah okay good movie if you haven't seen it yeah however I have transcended manhood

and descended into godhood you're Dr. Manhattan now that's me you have transcended the need for clothing yes please look at my blue dick for all three hours and 45 minutes of this movie can you imagine being the person who like had to animate

that did they have like someone in the suit with like a little ball on the dick that's a dog like mo-capping a dog I gotta get the sine wave right the ripple you know I've been looking at this blue dick for 17 straight hours

guys we're gonna need another physics card in here the dong is taking too many petabytes it's a zip bomb but it's just a zip dong zip dong yes yeah we actually spent

we burned about 3 or 4 supercomputers trying to $300 million trying to get Yeah, three or four hundred million dollars trying to get these balls to flop just right. Turns out ENIAC was perfect for animating it. So they got that back into the mix.

You can go to pen and see it. Yeah, then you have to go to pen. Ugh. Alright. Well, hello. Those i forgot who are left yeah uh a quick wheels wheels wheels piss piss piss hose hose hose for those uh i don't know any of the further chance i i left i had to leave um uh right after yours um i was the one who yelled skulls for cops that you corrected me i don't know if you could tell it was me or not

yes I could I knew where you were sitting the entire time oh okay I'm always watching you yeah that's true every move I make, every breath I take it's really annoying to kind of just follow you around all day but someone's got to do it

I keep thinking that's a bush because you're in your camo. I like my camo, man. Yeah. So I can't tell it's you. I can only tell by the smell of dip and four loco. Dip and four loco. A balanced breakfast. Oh, that's a good.

Look, 10 years ago. That's a good time. I'm going to turn that down 10 years ago. Yeah, exactly. Since I'm 31 now, I would... You might consider it? I will be broken up with, I think, if I go anywhere near a 10 a dip. Yeah.

It's not good for the chompers. You dip? You didn't dip, did you? I've tried it once, but I never was into it. I've tried every form of tobacco. You should come home to your wife after a hard work week and announce to her

that you have started chewing. She announced to me that you're starting finding a new house to live in. Oh, no. Mom's wife. No. I keep threatening her that one of these is gonna buy a pipe again because i did used to like smoke oh you were one of those guys

and then i'm just gonna sit like like on the front porch and listen to like the lord of the ring soundtrack and pretend i'm talking little river band with giant headphones yeah yeah exactly um that that i mean i go to english english burly tobacco you know in a pipe does i i would smoke it like once every i want to say like other month but i feel about cigars at this point is that like i i would be happy

as hell to have a cigar every six to nine months yeah yeah and that's statistically that's not gonna do shit to you like yeah um it's it's doing it all the time that fucks you up um i like the idea of packing a lip once every six to nine months but some people celebrate with cigars i celebrate with copenhagen you're gonna get real uh but see the thing is is like that's what worries me it's like like i'll smell like a lucky strike or something like that which i think we talked about this before like lucky

strikes a camel on filters where they used to smoke and then i'll smell that and it'll be like oh yeah just one reds baby just one i can pick the smell i can pick the smell of reds out of anything what is that whiskey yeah it's whiskey oh good choice it was the it's the uh some hill to kiss knock pogue or something whatever it was knock knock pogue means kiss i know you're talking about i know now i'm gonna be mad i can't remember it i don't know it's a 12 it's a 12 what's good though um it's all right uh napo napo castle it's it's the 12 it's a little watery i It's alright. Napa, Napa Castle. It's a little watery. I've heard that the

higher ones are a little bit. It's like good. It's just a little diluted too much in my opinion. I love that. I'm saying this as somebody who likes, you know, when you got me that Elijah Craig, the calf strength. I mean, I drank that neat. So I'm someone who likes

fucking psycho that way right no i totally understand yeah but the best if you if um if you if you any of you actually right now a lot of whiskey's on sale at the state store if you're in a state or commonwealth that is right correct we should be yes yeah so that sells liquor because because state monopolies are good and that provide union jobs to people. So the PLC is good. But anyway, if you get like the red breast and I mean, regular red breast is amazing. But like just like there's the also like yellow dot green dot dot and the writers. I've never tried to buy those in a state store. They are. They're there. They're good. They're a little pricey for what you get.

Yeah, I know. Get the Writer's Tears. Writer's Tears is a good choice. The same as a Green Dot price point, the Writer's Tears Double Oak is really fucking good. Irish Whiskey is a great place of value. Even your fucking Powers

is good. That's like a $25, $30 bottle. $28 or so, yeah. Yeah, and that's completely fine. You could drink that neat with no good. That's like a $25, $30 bottle. $28 or so, yeah. That's completely fine. You could drink that neat with no problem. There's nothing you need. Just don't drink fucking Bushmills or Jameson. Those kind of stink. You got to have to mix those. I use Jameson

for shots. I don't drink Jameson. It's a shot in mixing whiskey. It's not a, I'm going to sit by the fire and think kind of shit. All right. Well, this has been this has been whiskey cast whiskey and cigars but how stereotypical is that like we take the patreon money and we start a whiskey and

cigar podcast called like I don't know the talking yeah it's just two white guys with beards again yeah um what do you call three three dudes with adhd a podcast yeah that's true um all right well let's find out all right if you also have adhd and you want to be the third mic let us um actually if you don't have adhd i'd probably be good for both of us yeah we could really use that

they might be able to use that too over at WTYP alright hello and welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists I'm your host Tom Payne, my pronouns are he, him with me is my co-host Ye

Liam hi what are your pronouns he and him alright good announcements I don't think we have any announcements we put a bonus out for this month soon that we record it with

a patreon subscriber listener Etienne so that'll be on the feed probably around before I leave I'm going to Italy last week of Christmas we're recording be on the feed probably around before I leave. I'm going to Italy last week at Christmas. We're recording this on the 14th. I'm excited for you. Yeah.

So I can't wait to go see Michelangelo's David's little penis. Thank you. Thank you for saying it like that. I mean, I guess he's cold. I don't know. Have you been to Florence? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Okay. Okay to Italy? Yes, sir.

Okay. Okay. It's a beautiful city. You're beautiful. Oh, thanks. It's probably why I like Florence so much. Florence is my favorite Italian city, although Venice was pretty close. I've heard Bologna is pretty cool.

I haven't been there. It's on the list. I've heard that, too. I've not been there. I really like Milan. I've been there. I've only spent like a day there it's a little too fascist-y

too German for me but Lake Como is nice I was very lucky it was like a friend of a friend of a family friend I got to go up to their house on Lake Como in Calico and that was fun

that's really cool man I got to go to like I got to go to like this Trattoria that like no like no Americans like ever been to like it's just like in the hills locals only joint and they took me there. I was pretty drunk but they had this have you heard this it's it's it's a northern like

a Lombardese Lombardese dish called like pizzacori I feel like I've heard of it but I'm almost positive I've never had it. The closest thing I could describe it would be like a baked macaron like i've heard of it but i'm almost positive i've never had it the closest thing i could describe it would be like a baked macaroni and cheese type of dish but obviously way way better but i ate half of it and he came out with this like shaker and he goes it's drugs and he just like puts it down and i'm like the fuck and he's like oh that's he thought it was funny like it was a joke i was like oh i wasn't expecting it it was funny but he's like, oh, he thought it was funny. Like it was a joke. I was like, oh, I wasn't suspecting it. It was funny.

But he's like, yeah, you're supposed to eat the special, the second half with the spices. Oh, yeah. So that was cool. Shouts out to Coleco. All right. If you would like to be on the show for a voicemail, 267-371-7218, give us your name and pronouns.

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It sure is. It sure is, Tom. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. That's spelled out. Or you could just google it all right so i know you're a real football head like you love soccer i mean that's your favorite fucking sport in the world right i nominally i i i will say i have not watched i have watched highlights i have not been able to bring myself to watch the game the games just based on the sheer atrocities that the government of qatar has committed like in terms of migrant labor oh yeah i'm already an nfl fan dude like i i don't need i don't think

there's anyone i don't think there's migrant laborers buried underneath um fucking lincoln financial field though no there's not that's not. That we know of. The only ones buried are Jimmy Hoffa and the Meadowlands. But I will say I have been following it. Like I said, I haven't been watching it, but the final is going to be my beloved

France versus Messi, finally, and his squad of killers I don't really have a dog in this fight like I said just because I haven't really been following it but I truly I want the French to win out of

a loyalty but I will not be unhappy if Messi gets one he has everything but a World Cup and I think it would be cool for him to sort of go out on top did we ever talk about he's the first sports billionaire yeah everyone to the point his contract his most recent wages only through contract i was looking oh i was looking up his his most recent contract uh in order to ascertain where aaron judge's new contract was and it's like

messing by like 200 million yeah it's absolutely insane yeah absolutely fucking insane who does he play for regularly do you know i'll tell you right or no is it sg paris chandraman okay it was owned by some evil petro state i'm pretty sure they are um yeah morocco losing to france that's like like i was like oh man that's fun so England versus France I thought I was like okay I know there's a lot of good guys on the England team I learned that the last during the Euro when I was rooting for Italy I was like oh shit half the Italian

team are fascist like the actual players like versus like the England fans I mean England whatever I mean but the players on England actually are like mostly decent guys. I don't have no, I have no idea about the French players. So I. The French players.

Oh, that's right. Didn't Messi do tax fraud? Probably. They all do. Listen, I don't get upset about tax fraud unless it's like a, like a corporate owner. You really hate this stuff? Yeah, like a corporate owner. Like if it's like some guy who's technically still

getting paid for his labor i don't give a shit yeah uh i will say the french national team i'm sure charlie from roxborough or colin correct me if i'm wrong but uh it's made up basically entirely of black frenchmen of alian descent, uh, who, who are either dual citizens, I believe, or like lived in France, but maybe also lived in Algeria and Northern Africa. Uh,

they are an incredibly, I remember this and they're older now, but, uh, 2018 did watch the world cup. And, uh, I will say incredibly fun team to watch. Very quick.

Really good ball placement in like places you shouldn't be able to like get a soccer ball. Yeah. Like your ass. Like your ass. Excessively skilled guys. They seem to all have basically treat the game as one

non-stop party. Yeah. Their celebrations are a shit ton of fun yeah I genuinely like the French team I like obviously you know I like watching them play but like I said I've just

watched highlights this year I just really couldn't bring myself to like sit through the guitar propaganda PowerPoint presentation have you seen any clips of that like they're like intro and outro like they're like interstitial shit for like commercials and stuff it's like oh it is so you know it's like a kid in qatari out like a kid a kid like a boy and a girl qatari like traditional outfit like watching like a little like white thing flying around it's like oh that girl's not allowed to be

out at the game you know like come on like fuck this shit like no Petra fuck Petra States fuck theocracies exactly hopefully that's not controversial if it is probably unsubscribed stop listening

stop paying us one dollar a month you want to talk about actual football all I'll say is go for it you didn't join in I wasn't ready for that frankly I thought you were gonna

did you want to let the impure blood water your furrows yeah you guys should look up you all should look up the yeah you really should it's like yeah citizens alarm the foreigners are coming they're gonna kill your women Yeah, you really should. It's like, yeah, at Citizen's Alarm, the foreigners are coming.

They're going to kill your women. The hoarded slaves of traitors. What outrage. You know, yeah, we're not going to return to slavery, these foreigners. Yeah, oh my god, yeah, dude, it is so fucking ball. I actually got I had someone take me aside when I was teaching

social studies and said, well, you can't play this with the kids. It's too violent. We're doing the French Revolution. What the fuck are you talking about? This is the fucking words. Shut up. I argued my way. Shut the fuck up. Good. More songs about killing

tyrants. Let's talk about good football about good football alright so especially I want to lead with this so I've got a friend who's a New York Giants fan he's from Queens so he comes by

it honestly he was texting Corrine because he went to college with Corrine so he was texting Corrine because he went to college with Corrine so he was texting Corrine throughout the game and just excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse and then the Eagles hung fucking 48

on him it's disgusting it was an insult I like that they were clearly like at some point they were playing how I believe sports should be played sometimes, which is to the point of humiliation. I don't think you should, there should be mercy rules in college.

There should absolutely not be mercy rules in the pros. Like if you lose by, by 90, that's on fucking you. There shouldn't be any like, Oh, we like took our foot off the gas, keep your foot on.

And I get it for football, like breasting your starters totally get that because it's a very brutal game physically. Like in basketball or baseball, if you're up 20, why not be up 21? Right. Like I firmly believe in the keep your foot on their necks approach to gamesmanship. Yeah, I was like, man, we waited longer than I thought to pull the guys out

because we were solidly up at the half and then 48. My God. My God, dude. Yeah, that's – you can't stop. Like, you can't just get stops. Like, they couldn't get stops. I want to say a few things. Some things that we might not have talked about.

Austin Scott as kick returner oh yeah dude he averaged 39 yards a return shout out to the short king short kings man dude yeah I'm glad we finally fucking found somebody I mean

look terrific yeah AJ Brown looks terrific Devante looked terrific. Uh, cause Watkins looked a little, but he's like wide receiver four at this point. So yeah, I will say absolutely,

absolutely stellar. Um, I just, a total, a total beat down. I mean, what else is there? Yeah.

But for rushing touchdowns to passing touchdowns, like, uh, total, total, I mean what else is there four rushing touchdowns two passing touchdowns like total complete game yeah that was an absolute like just like route and

I mean we clinched the playoff spot already which is awesome I do want to say some things about stuff I found interesting. We had 133 total yards more than the Giants did. We ran for one point. We had

1.7 more yards per play. We actually ran 66 plays to their 62. And we only punted twice. They punted six times. And we only possessed the ball for five minutes longer than they did but the eagles it wasn't just that they they kept putting together these very methodical sort of plotting drives which is what you want to do when you're already in the lead the defense i thought the schemes were a lot better. Mm-hmm.

I thought the scheming looked a lot better. I thought the offense was very much, like, locked in. Very few dumb mistakes. A.J. Brown had a couple drops, but, like... Yeah. Then the dude's going to go rip a fucking 60-yard touchdown. I can look past it. What are your thoughts? I mean, yeah, yeah.

There's... The thing, it's's weird it's like this team like clicks on all cylinder like it clicks but not like like five out of six cylinders usually like usually there's like something that's not going right but there's enough weapons that if one of the one of them is not like as good as it could be you get, you get someone else picks it up. Like the running game really was effective this, this time around. Considering there was, you know, drops. I don't think anyone like AJ Brown, like no one had more than five receptions. Right. AJ Brown only had 70, he had four and 70 yards.

But you could see like all the, you know, like Miles Sanders, 17 carries, Jalen Hurts had seven, you know, like Boston Sky got in the all the you know like Miles Sanders 17 carries Jalen Hurts had 7 you know like Boston Skycut in the mix you know like 200 over 200 rushing yards so I guess that you know hey look maybe they're breaking up some of the passing stuff

but the running game worked and a lot of people have been saying hey we want the running game to work. Use it more. Use it more. Run more. I guess they made us happy. Yeah, no. There's definitely weaknesses in the team.

I am looking forward to seeing them actually go up against a real opponent like the Vikings in the playoffs. And we beat them. And we spanked them. We held them to a touchdown. You gotta stop saying spanked.

You don't like that? Not especially. Spank? I hate when you do it. I'll tell you that. I'm not going to go there. I mean, we have the best record in the league right now. I'm not going to go there. Yeah. I mean, we had the best record in the league right now. The Cowboys, I think, well, the Giants game is going to be what, you know,

they're just abysmal. I think the Cowboys game on Christmas Eve is going to be fun. Oh, yeah. Put that one on your fucking calendars. That's going to be fun. And the Saints aren't that great this year, are they? I don't think they are. No, the Saints are trash.

Yeah, because usually they're Eagles killers for some reason. I don't know why, but usually when we're there. Right. And then we play the Giants again, and like we said, they stink. And we play the Bears this coming Sunday. Yep, and they're trash. The Bears. The Bears. They're trash,

but I have a soft spot for the Bears. We've talked about this before. I've always liked the Bears. I've never had any ill will or anything about them. But yeah, old school. I like the NFC North kind of. I like the NFC North and I like the AOC North because they play hatred football. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Old North kind of I like the NFC North and I like the AOC North because they play hatred football

yeah yeah yeah yeah old school kind of I don't know I'm trying to get safe three yards in a cloud of dust like very physically tough relics of like what football was you know and it could just be nostalgia

like but like those teams are like the teams of your right stylistically like they're they're defense first in a lot of cases more smash mouth yeah very like we're gonna make you play for every single fucking yard you get and we don't care if we get hurt either yeah i'm not condoning but like it is stylistically it's very interesting there's there's you admire a bit of stubbornness, you know, and that sort of wanting to be there for your boys,

even though that's not good for you, but you definitely like admire that. Like, no, no, no coach. I can do it. I mean,

as your arms hanging halfway off, like by, by, by a tendon, you know, uh, you know, that sort of like war analogy that the old

NFL films used to do I have one of these days we actually got to do like a breakdown where we like watch old NFL film stuff because if you're out there and you haven't looked at old NFL films stuff it is genuinely good production and narrative

structure and everything. You can watch old stuff from old seasons and they're fucking telling a story and they know how to do it. Yeah. But yeah. It's a shame this is a sport that we like. Because there's so much

shittiness around it. Oh, there's a lot, bud. Oh. Do you have anything else in the birds before we go into the said shittiness? No. Oh, there's a lot, bud. Oh. Do you have anything else in the birds before we go into the said shittiness? No, I'm good. Alright. Yeah, so Jerry Jones, I need like a lightning bolt sound effect to insert in.

Like cackling in the back. Yeah. So we've talked before, we've talked many times about how horrible Jerry Jones is. We've talked many times about how horrible Jerry Jones is. We've talked many times about how horrible Dan Snyder is. But a couple of weeks ago, it came out that one of the pretty well-known photos from Little Rock High School during desegregation in 1957 has a young Jerryerry jones in it yeah uh and he's not on the side helping out the uh the black students walk in no he's not doing that shockingly no no he's on he's on the

he's in the back now he's not one of the guys over the front like pretending he's a fucking uh you know greaser dude um where the guy he's kind of just making a he's like looking in the background that not smiling or anything just kind of like hey what's going on like yeah but he's there right and i don't even i'm not even gonna fault him for being for like hey you know hey young man you should definitely have been on the side of of you kids in the time where doing so would have gotten you fucking beat the shit out of you. But he's like, dad was like a fucking Klansman, right? Or something like that.

I think so, yeah. What makes it bad? Because people can change, right? People can reform. The dude hasn't reformed. He hasn't changed. And he could be an agent. He could have changed and transformed and been an agent for racial justice

and equity. That's not what he's chosen to do with his life. No, he has not. No, he has not. I mean, he's kind of an eminence greed behind, you know, power behind the throne kind of thing. He's the shadow commish, yeah. Yeah.

And when the whole kneeling for the Colin Kaepernick shit was going there, he was the number one guy fighting it behind the scenes. I don't think any of the cowboys ever kneeled, right? No, he said that he'd cut them. Yeah. Whereas he could have

if someone had reflected upon their past mistakes and decided to do better. if someone had reflected upon their past mistakes and decided to do better he could have been on the side you can imagine if someone like him was on the sidelines kneeling that would have messes that would have sent

yeah that would have been very helpful actually yeah it would have been like genuinely like that things might be going a little differently like the momentum of that movement. Not to do great man theories or anything like that, but if these kinds of guys came out

about it, they would have provided... Because that's not how they hold on to their money, certainly. Yeah. And I remember there was an Atlantic article where they talked about like, hey, look, the person who wrote it was like, yeah, I was a kid. I was dumb. I said homophobic things. I said racist shit like this author.

But now that I'm older, I stand against those things. I have matured. This photo is 65 years old. Right. If there was if he was going to do it, he would have done it. He doesn't care. Yeah. It's disgusting. We're going to stand for the flag and using his... Using his power as shadow commissioner, yes.

And his shitty... What's it called? The NFL contracts where you can just get cut and most guys don't have any guaranteed money you know super rad yeah it's just

what a surprise that the most reactionary asshole in the league that we know of right that we know of at least out Yeah, that we know of is at least out of the owners or the major owners, the owners, representatives.

He's the biggest piece of shit. And that is I mean, number two is right behind them. That's Dan Snyder, who I believe some are saying had leaked the photo because it was a Washington Post article. Yes, yes. Some people have been saying that, which is kind of wild. I don't know. Was that was that ever confirmed or is that just speculation

that's mere speculation unfortunately it would be funny if that's what it was yeah so so it's obviously not anything new this photo is 65 years ago

but yeah it's just it's just disappointing. It's depressing. These guys have so much money and are able to sort of fix the system in the way they want to do it. I think that's probably the worst part. It's like, you know, you

think we're taking all these great strides in terms of sports players being advocates for themselves and their communities, and then you get like, Jerry Jones is not going to get punished for this, obviously. And Dan Sander is not going to get punished for whatever heinous shit he's doing. No.

Because the most important thing for these guys is knowing that the other owners will protect their capital. Right. They form ranks around members of their own class. And it really does show you, I think the NFL is a great example that shows you even among the players of many of which there are millionaires, their relation to labor is still the same as a regular worker.

Yeah. They are still suffering, especially in NFL, where they have the weakest union out of the four major sports. they are still suffering especially in NFL where they have the weakest union out of the four major sports and that's not an accident nope and someone like Jerry

has all this power this unequal relationship and what a shock that the people who have this stuff are assholes like Jeffrey Lurie is actually a decent guy like guy politically like decent like he's center center left

he's not vote for Bernie but you know he's okay and that's like the best you can hold out for that's really fucking depressing is a guy who said vote for Hillary right that sucks I don't want to fucking do that. No, I don't. I don't.

Oh my god. But that's what you take. That's the bar. The bar is so low. Oh my god. Fuck, it sucks. I don't know. Yeah, so tell us what you would do with Jerry Jones, Dick. Tell us what you would do. Call in. 267-371-7218.

Let us know. You might not want to leave your name for that one. Yeah, don't leave your name for that one. Charlie, I love you. This is Charlie from Roxborough. What I would do is put it in a blender and then I would make you kiss Pete Rose's dick and then I would pump out the blenders.

Will it blend? Anyway, go Union. This has been Will It Blend hosted by Charlie from Roxborough over the sound of the Union game. I'm just kidding, Charlie. We love you, buddy. We love you. Thanks for the beers.

Yeah, you're our Union correspondent. Yes, he is. I told him that too. I was like, hey, we would have nothing without it. And he's telling me guys' names. I don't know any of these guys. I literally couldn't name a single union player. I really should.

But he did say he could get us good tickets for a pretty good deal that we should all go with the Sons of Bangos. So I think we should do that next. I think that would be fun. Yeah, we'll do that. We'll go to Chester. I'm going to a Flyers game at some point this year

because I fucking hate myself. The tickets are probably what they pay you to attend. Yeah, I'm actually starting at... I think you're actually with me. I think you and I are backing up the third line. Oh, nice. Nice. I'm pretty rough.

So, you know, I kind of want to go like a Donald Brashear kind of route, but without beating my kid. Just beat up other guys. Just get in the fights. I can't skate. I don't know. Can you skate at all? I can skate a little bit. Yeah, I can skate.

Not as well as I used to be, obviously. Yeah, I have to get custom skates because I have like a weird like by one foot is like... You got a fucked up foot, right? Well, it's not fucked up up it's just half of size smaller than the other one which is so I got to get two different size skates which

when I was growing up they didn't want to do that because it's like one little skate pair I could rent but yeah actually it's normal like I'm at like the edge of what's like within normal deviation yeah you can you can be up to like half a size and that's considered like within that but my legs my legs everyone's asymmetric but like you know it's not like

i have like a leg that's like a lot longer than the other everyone's legs are slightly longer um well one's got a leg that's slightly longer than the other. You know, one ball is bigger than the other. That's normal. So, yeah. All right. So, Sixers. Starting to come out of the toilet a little bit. Beat the Kings last night, which was good to see.

Good team win. Joel has put the team on his back pretty much. As he's wanted to do. He'll do that, yeah, and then he'll burn himself out and then be right back in the same spot. Awesome. I think three wins is a row at this point.

Start the climb out. That's fine. Basketball doesn't start until Christmas anyway. Now I'm trying to think of how I'm going to... Watch it. No, never mind. Christmas Day is when I'm trying to think of how I'm going to follow me and watch it. No, never mind. Christmas Day is when I'm traveling.

I'll be able to watch the game on Christmas Day, I believe. Yeah, it's at noon. I'll be able to watch that. I'll be on flight, Jay. Yeah, so I'll be able to watch that. I do like that

tradition. I do hate that the NFL is trying to encroach on that. On what? The NFL is encroaching on Christmas. Yes. Are they going to do a Black Friday game next year? Ugh. Come on. I mean, I'm not like, okay, I'm going to put on a trad Tom hat,

but sometimes traditions are good. Oh, that is trad of you. Yeah, sometimes it's fine to have a little tradition. It's okay. It makes things fun. Like harmless things like that. Well, yeah, I know. Destroy the...

Build a new world out of the ashes of the old, etc. Yeah, at least you know how to read. Yeah. I better know how to read. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's true. That's my job kind of defends I better know how to read? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's true. That's my job, kind of defends on it. Don't worry about that, folks.

Shut up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see. What else? Anything else on the Sixers? Hopefully Tyrese comes back soon, too. Yeah, come back Tyrese. Probably think about kicking the tires on a new coach to be honest with

you yeah i uh i agree with you and i i have not been on this i mean we've talked about like the the doc rivers like and there and there is a racism element to it there is and i've been kind of like hey yeah he makes a questionable shit but like fuck it like the coach isn't that important anyway and then at all really that much but yeah maybe start thinking about getting someone who's going to be a little a little undercoaching what's pop up to

he will leave from their home they're going to bury him underneath the court that's not really a joke like a fucking old church. You're going to be buried underneath the nave. Yeah.

We need you, Pop. That guy is being buried under the stadium. Yeah. Absolutely. Jesus. Alright. So, yeah, that's the Sixers.

Flyers, they suck. Yeah, yeah they're horrible don't worry about them yeah what did he say 6-14-7 7-14-something that's just so bad you're putrid and they're not going to get any better for a long time aren't they owned by Comcast

yeah so it's fucking irrelevant yeah the seat makes me want to die it's fucking irrelevant. I don't know. It's fine. I want an excuse to get back into hockey. I genuinely do, but I'm too much of a homer to root for anyone else. Are you sure? I ain't rooting for the Bruins, dude.

I don't know. That reminds me. Apologies to the Devils fan I gave shit to at your live show. I genuinely meant it as a joke. I'm like, ah, you're a Devils fan. He's one from New Jersey. I'm like, yeah, but you're in Philadelphia now. I was just, I was just,

sometimes I come across as an asshole. Like a real turd. I was just joking. It was just a joke. He's a real turd. There's nothing wrong with being a doubles fan if you're from Jersey I genuinely don't care

it's some light roasting a light ball bust it's like a ball tap not a ball punch yeah like you wouldn't say the same thing I'm not a turd no you would never say controversial things

I just like saying shit to see what happens well I'm not a turd. No, you never say controversial things. I just like saying shit to see what happens. Well, remember Liam. Remember thou art only a man. Remember thou art only a man. I got to send that to Alice so she can use that on the... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. Don't talk to my friends without including me alright okay Phillies yeah you want to talk about your turn yeah I mean the last episode we definitely did mention I think it was like I think we recorded right after it happened

that day I honestly could not remember yeah that was the Monday. Yeah, last week is a fucking blur. So, yeah, we recorded the Monday he got signed. So we got Trey Turner. We mentioned a little bit. Not the world's greatest fielder, but welcome to the Phillies.

Yeah, it doesn't matter if we're going to win this game. Yeah, we did talk about this. We're going to win every game. That's a pop in his bat. He has never been a below-average hitter. He's got good stats. Strikes out a lot. Again, welcome to the Phillies.

But definitely, you know, a speedy right-hander. I mean, now you got, if you think about like speed-wise, you got him, you got Marsh, you got... Apparently he wanted to come to the Phillies, which is rare. Yeah, he turned down like a $400 million deal from the Padres. That's pretty cool, man. Yeah, so he's like friends. I guess tampering doesn't exist in baseball.

I don't think it does, actually. So, you know, Mormon assistant GM Bryce, you know, I don't think Trey Turner's a Mormon. Mormon assistant GM Bryce. It's just a matter of time until we're recruiting some Owen guys who are offensive linemen at BYU to the Phillies. Did you ever notice that, though?

Because the whole Andy Rubin's a Mormon and then he got a lot of Mormon guys. Oh, yeah, dude. I said something about Mormons hiring Mormons once before and I got accused of being anti-Mormon in the way. Would you say that about Jewish people? That Jewish people hire Jews?

Like, no. No, I wouldn't say that. Because I've... Well, you're Jewish. You can say whatever you want about Jews. That sounds great. Let us know how you feel about the Hasid's seeds call 267-371-7218 let us know what you would do with the hot seeds

leave your name and address for Liam in case he says something too offensive yeah thank you did I ever tell you how healthy you were what's up? did I ever tell you how healthy you were? no I like to hear nice things viewer. What's up? Did I ever tell you how healthy you are? No.

No, it's nice. I like to hear nice things, definitely when they're not sarcastic. Oh. Alright, let's see. Is Trey Turner Mormon? No, he's from Florida. What does that have to do with it? Because they're only in Utah and Nevada. No, they're everywhere, man man that's a fucked up thing

dude they're like not too far from my house too sorry it's like hidden away I'm like Latter Day Saints not fooling me I know what that means no way that means I'm I'm not hiring you as a hiring manager

because you only hire Mormons that's right. Yeah, go ahead. Call me anti-Mormetic. Call me anti-Mormetic. You know... That's not a real thing. Yeah.

Brandon Sanderson's overrated. He only got his... He only got his in because Orson Scott Card and BYU have a good creative writing program. And there's a lot of Mormons in the writing world. And so they,

they give each other a handoff. Actually, you know what it just shows shows community solidarity. Yeah. So imagine if we did that, but it was class instead of your religion. And you believe you believe in class, class solidarity.

All right. So Trey Turner, anyway, not Mormon as far as I know. Who's the pitcher we picked up? Tywon Walker. Is he good? Pretty decent. Good. I'll take that. He played for the Mets the last

like four or five years. Yeah. He's better than Syndergaard, better than, what's the other guy? Kyle Gibson. He's a good, you know, back of the rotation kind of guy. Pretty decent last year with the All-Star in 2021. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

So, I mean, he played last year, you know, obviously playing for the Mets. He did really well, too. So, I mean, legitimate thing. Yeah.ets. He did really well too. So I mean, legitimate thing. Yeah. Yeah. He's, he's,

he's good. He's good. Like he's, I'm looking at, I'm just pulling up his baseball reference page every year. He's had above, except for last year, believe it or not,

when he was an all-star every other, every other year, he's been above average. Um, when it comes to like the advanced stats. So you're right. Plus fit, fit. It's, it's, it's been actually last year. So ERA plus, FIP. His FIP's been... Actually, last year was his best FIP year of all time.

That's field... That's like your whip, which is walks, hits per inning pitch, but accounting for your... accounting for fielding. So it's like neutralizing the fielding behind you. And the Mets had good,

you know, you got fucking Francisco Lindor behind you as a shortstop. He's fucking basic shortstop. So, but yeah, no, pretty, pretty good.

Doesn't give up like a ton of home runs, which, which is good for a citizen's bank park. Yeah. And he's a righty. I'd like to see him get in our lefty for the back end of the rotation, but they might be bringing up, we can talk about this more,

like as we get closer, Andrew Painter might be coming up. He's supposed to be very good, right? Yeah. With that last name, how could you not be? Yeah, true. MLB, the new CBA, has draft pick incentives

for starting a top 100 prospect. That's exciting. I don't think I knew that. Yeah. starting a top 100 prospect. So, it's kind of encouraging. Yeah, so it's pretty cool that they do that. It's a good incentive, but he's really young. I think he's 19.

Wow. 19 or 20, let's see. Andrew Painter. He doesn't even have a baseball reference full page yet. Minor league. He is 6'7". is oh he's six foot seven uh yeah he's 19 right now so he he if he starts the year he'll start off as 19 and then he'll turn 20 uh pretty quick

but in the minor leagues he has been absolutely dominant we're're talking like double-digit strikeout counts per game as a regular. Like, he went from A to AA. So he went A, A+, to AA all last year. Wow. Yeah, so he's only played two years in the minor leagues. Wow. And he was already in Redding at the end of the year, and he was striking out.

Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah. leagues wow he was already in redding at the end of the year and he was striking out dude yeah yeah um like his whip was less than one which is fucking insane uh do i did they have his era uh up there game at double a game started games five uh let's see innings pitch 28 25 hits only eight earned runs 37 strikeouts wow so 37 strikeouts 28 innings pitched so he's getting multiple strikeouts an inning like regularly so yeah that's that's pretty cool that's something look forward to we'll have to do yeah we'll have to do um a phillies preview when it comes to uh we get what catchers report. Yeah. Because we're getting close. Alright.

So yeah, we have things to look forward to and be happy about. Phillies are going to be fun. They may not be good, but they're going to be fun. Dude, we said this last podcast, I still don't believe they went to the World Series. I know, right? I have the nationally pennant

behind me. I still don't believe we won the pennant. One more. Salute. Thank you. You getting sick? I'm getting over a cold. There's been like a one-day cold going around too that is

confusing people for other shit. I had it two days ago. Gotcha. Anything else with Phil? Is there any other sports you want to throw in there? Yeah, let's wrap it up and get some voicemails. Our first voicemail is Evan from behind me.

Look at behind me. I don't see him there, but maybe it was from earlier. All right, let's see. Hey, this is Evan, he, him, calling from behind you at the live show. This is just like a general Philly question. What are some cool, like, underappreciated, like, places to visit while I'm in Philly? Although this will probably be way too late after I'm gone.

But, yeah, I love visiting, like, weird, obscure places. So who better to ask the locals uh thanks bye oh thanks Evan that's a good question yeah I got I got a couple uh yeah you wanna first the rare book library of the Philadelphia Museum of Art

although it might be the free library who owns it I think it's a free library the butter museum and obviously goofy as hell. The Mütter Museum. Umlaut. Das Umlaut. There's some cool stuff around Independence Hall

that I don't think gets enough appreciation. Yeah. Obviously Alphys Alley is really cool. The African American History Museum is cool. There's a cool firefighter museum. Yeah, there is. Right in Old City. The Jewish Museum is pretty good.

The Jewish Museum, yeah. Shouts out to my grandma, my RIP, for making me go to those museums as a kid because she wouldn't raise a bigot. Thanks, Tom's grandma. Yeah, so you need to know what the Holocaust is. Grandma, I'm nine years old. I don't fucking

care. Well, that's where they killed. It was like, oh, my God. No, no, no. It's like, oh, man. You know, instilling within me at nine years old, a deep, deep hatred of Nazis. Yeah. All right.

Yeah. Mütter Museum, the the Pan Anthropology Museum that was without its controversies but the Pan Museum is very good cool mummies in there they do have the bodies of the move victims apparently I don't display that would be fucking

that would be burned down if they did that that's disgusting but apparently they have I don't know how they got them. I don't think it was quite above board. Let's try to think what else. City Hall is cool. There's some cool shit in City Hall if you know who to figure out to talk to

to get into the certain rooms and shit like that. Have you ever been to the top of City Hall in the 2010? Yeah, that's cool. That's cool that's cool um i'm trying to think what else other hidden gems um some people probably said like graffiti pier or something like that um there's some cool stuff in south philly yeah yeah that's kind of hidden uh yeah there's there's lots of cool little historical sites over the place

laurel cemetery i think is really cool oh yeah sites over the place. Laurel Hill Cemetery I think is really cool. Oh yeah I'll buy that. Yeah Laurel Hill Cemetery definitely worth a visit. It's a garden cemetery so based on this sort of late 19th century ideal that a cemetery should be also a space

a public space. Right. And there's some really cool there's just so much cool shit there. I feel like it is like that too. Yeah, you get... Which cemetery you said? Woodland Cemetery. Woodland Cemetery as well, yeah. You get to see lots of

how funerary statuary is changed all the time. Yeah, it's really cool. He's absolutely right. You can say hi to General Meade. Yep. I know that there's a group that on the anniversary of Gettysburg pours one out

for him. So that's pretty cool. Shouts out to those guys. If you're one of those guys, let us know because I want to come with you one of these days. I definitely want to pour one out for my homie, General George Meade. All right. I think he's from Oaks County.

I can't remember. He's from Overcounty. Yeah, shout out to that. I'm trying to think. If you like parks, Forbidden Drive is really nice. Forbidden Drive is really cool, yeah. Yeah. The Wissink in general is super cool. Go to Valley Green Inn.

Oh, yeah. Last time I was there, I took my mom and my grandma for Mother's Day. The guy next to us was a really fucking loud piece of shit. He was super hammered at tanning it. He walked in hammered. Good for him, man. Pre-gaming Mother's Day, dude.

Listen, I get it. Moms can be annoying. Yeah. Except for Liam's mom. She's an angel. My mom listens to this. You know what my agreement is. Love you, though. That's nice.

Shit. Yeah, I don't remember what I was going to say. But yeah, don't ruin it for him. He apologized several times. Like, oh, sorry, I'm an asshole. It's like, yeah, but you didn't fix it, though. Yeah, you didn't stop. You didn't stop fucking talking, dumbass. like, yeah, but you didn't, you didn't like fix it. Yeah. You didn't stop. You didn't stop fucking talking dumbass.

Uh, so yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Uh, you know, uh, the one other thing I'll add to it, I don't know if you have anything else is if you come up my way, Bucks County, uh, Doylestown has a really cool museum called, uh, the Mercer Museum. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Which has basically, uh, this guy, uh cool museum called the Mercer Museum. Oh, yeah. Which has basically this guy, Henry Chet Mercer, as the Industrial Revolution was sort of finalizing, he wanted to collect all the old ways that people made things. So there's all sorts of

cool old tools in there. But they're like curated by what trade. And there's a giant cider press and then you get to the top, there's the sorts of cool old tools in there but they're like curated by what trade and there's a giant cider press and then you get to the top there's the old gallows for Bucks County where they would hang people so cool shit alright yeah I don't know if you have anything else for that no I'm good

alright well we got another voicemail from our friend Charlie hey guys yay Liam hey Tom this is Charlie not currently dead our friend Charlie. Hey, guys. Yay, Liam. Hey, Tom. This is Charlie, not currently dead. You saw him. He, him.

Just watched Brazil go down in penalties in the World Cup. You know, it doesn't remind me of anything that happened a couple months ago. But I just have to ask the Croatian players what were their dads doing in the 90s and what were their granddads doing in the 40s? Oh, boy. You had a very mediocre performance going down to the Netherlands

to play later today. Hopefully, Liam could get his $500 back in blood You know, the Netherlands who play later today, hopefully, you know, Liam can get his $500 back in blood from the, you know, everybody's favorite blackface-wearing swamp Germans. You know, I'm hoping that on Saturday, you know, France does the hon-hon-hon, wee-wee-wee on Finland and Morocco complete the reverse conquista on Spain and Portugal. Unfortunately, that didn't happen. I just also want to say, it's a live show.

Well, I mean, France. I finally met you guys. You guys are truly sweet boys Thank you And as so had John from Pittsburgh On the list of sweet boys Yes he's a very sweet boy Hopefully there will be a Tente

Live show at the 2300 Arena And where we could You know finally Take a steel chair to the rights of Ricky Sanchez Podcast Talk to you guys later That's a good idea thank you Charlie I will finally take a steel chair to the rights of Ricky Sanchez podcast. Oh. Talk to you guys later. That's a good idea. Thank you, Charlie.

Beautiful. Thank you, Charlie. Yes, 10KL live show. We do need to do one. There was enough people. I think we could get a small space. Very small, yeah. 50 seats would be pushing it. We could try. We could try.

There was enough people to start an eagles chance at shit in between the live shows you know maybe if you if you're advertising we could do it but imagine like burning spike-esque in an effigy i would like that i would like that well they probably wouldn't let you do that but like you know some sort of like you know with a steel chair from the top rope or something like that. Well, they probably wouldn't let you do that, but like, you know, some sort of like, you know, with a steel chair from the top rope or something like that. That would be fun. I'd like that. Hey, Joe Kasabian likes wrestling.

We can get him to do it. Yeah, exactly. I'll have to get him back all the way over here. Yeah. Back from Armenia. I still, I, well, Joe, I know you don't listen, but I will get you a base on wine if you get me Armenian wine. I did tell you that I would do that. What a fun exchange.

Armenian wine is good man they actually make good shit I don't mean to be shocked you know I gotta say the Argentine so Croatia lost to Argentina Argentine's great great grandpas weren't too much

better than the Croatian guys well what are you going to do? I'll tell you this. There's Nuremberg trials and then there's what Tito did. Yes. You can't have rat lines if you do what Tito did. That is true. That is a good point.

Yeah. Thus always to Nazis. I'll leave that there so I don't have to believe myself. Yeah. We have one DM today, and that is from our old pal Metric Mike. Hello, Metric Mike. Hello, Metric Mike.

Yeah. Hey, Tom and Yay Liam. Got a report from Cleveland on the Browns. We're out of postseason, which means we earned by being master shitheads. Only tragedies that we won against Houston because loosen to Watson's old team on his first game back would have been a great visual for how stupid this team is.

Also enjoy this onion sports suite about the Browns, which is bangles. A devastating Cleveland loss will leave Deshaun Watson wondering what he possibly could have done to deserve this. Sorry, sorry, sorry, metric Mike,

but better luck next time time and what's his what's his name fucking uh got picked up by was it baker mayfield got cut he got cut and now he's on the rams rams and he fucking smoked was it the jags i forget who it was, but it was like a maybe the Raiders or something like that 98 yard touchdown drive. It was, let's see. Raiders, 1760. Raiders, yeah. I like Baker Mayfield. I hope he can

keep it up. Fuck Deshaun Watson. We've said enough about him. What would you do with Deshaun Watson's penis? Everyone into the blender. Everyone into the penis blender. Yeah, we all become one in the penis blender. We're all God's children in the penis blender. Yeah.

Every penis's final duty is to go into the tanks and become one with all the other penises. Chairman Shen Shi Lao? Yeah. This podcast is never going to get cancelled, shut up Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

Did you ever play that? Yeah. Please don't go The drones need you, they look up to you I played the shit out of that game, that was like my fucking I have the quotes memorized I've never heard anything less shocking.

Yeah. I gotta get a button that just says, like, I'm going nerd! Jesus Christ. If you haven't played that, definitely play Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. It is fucking good. It's on Good Old Games. It's like $5. Yeah. Oh, buy it.

Yeah, just buy it yeah just but buy it sid meyer deserves your money um he does yeah all right uh shout outs i want to shout out everyone we saw in person yeah thank you for coming if i missed you in the intro i'm sorry i know there's a couple other people who came up and said hi i don't remember everyone's names i was drinking a lot of prima pills because that's what an adult drinks is pilsner um i want to say and and also thanks for going out and supporting wtwp their live show i mean they're small podcasts you really like to give them the 10k i'll bump i feel like we did do that um and yeah, good things coming in the future. I see.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, maybe you'll hit like, you know, a thousand downloads an episode one of these days. Yeah. Actually,

we hit a thousand downloads episode not too long ago. Yeah. Yeah. We're starting to do a thousand episodes. Thanks for listening to us. Yeah. Oh, shit.

We've already mentioned this episode episode 51 last episode was episode 50 yeah yeah we forgot it's crazy man that is crazy that's actually genuinely fucking crazy I did not imagine that we would be doing this many episodes but thank you guys

I do want to say before I get to the rest of shout outs just being able to meet you guys I do want to say before I get to the rest of the shoutouts just being able to meet you guys and see that there actually are you guys are out there that's super cool and thank you for being cool

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