Ten Thousand Losses - Whackin' Off Wednesdays

Episode Date: May 22, 2026

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He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Ball. Allistown boys. Head of Saves like John Cooney. All right. And then we're recording the actual podcast. Hooray.

Hooray. Happy Friday. We made it. We made it. We don't have. At this point, we just record whenever. When it works. When it works.

Not Mondays for me. not Tuesdays for you. Right. Not Wednesdays, by large, because that's, well, there's a problem day.

Yeah. Normally we're a Thursday-based podcast. We're trying to get this out to you for your weekend Donald's. Yeah. Um, yeah, so probably Sunday. Yeah.

Um, what was I going to say? Although we do switch to that Thursday release when it comes to the fucking. Football. Football. Yeah. The, um,

I was I going to say. Fuck, man. It's been, it's, it hasn't been a bad week. You look delirious. I'm tired. I'm tired. It's, it sucks. So you had the Proctor test this week.

And you can't really do anything. You're sitting there, sitting with the thumb in your ass. Yeah. One thumb in my ass, the other thumb drawing ships. I saw that. Yeah. Getting better at it. Well, the ass, I showed you guys the thumb of my ass.

I didn't show you guys the ships. I saw the ships. Yeah. I think I posted them on the Discord. So if you want to see my drawing. privy to that if you want to see Tom ship drawing

go to the Discord starting the ads early huh? Yeah I I drew the pride of Baltimore today from well a top sale schooner today and then

I'm thinking about like I actually need to like grab like a like a how to sketch book or something so I used to sketch a lot as a kid but never got very good at it you're right over there? Yeah I was reading the notes I just wanted to make sure I had

everything. I'm not very good at drawing, man. If you ask me to draw a person, that's tough. Do you want to know what I have on mute right now? What? Notre Dame Pitt College Baseball. Wow. Yeah, I'm kind of ashamed, actually.

I got to stop gambling. Oh, boy. Just kidding. I don't gamble. Here he goes. Download its draft kings. draftfox.org.net dot psd.final.

That's the last... EXE.org. What was the last time you checked the email? Just thought about that. A year? Never. I was just thinking if anyone's actually like... Not long as it.

Let's take a look. Cease and desist. Oh, no. Where am I managed by Google account? I want to be drive.orgle.com to 10,000 losses, notes. Yeah, all right, gmail.com. Let's see. We're going to check the email live on air.

And, all right, now that's my personal. Let's open the actual. Oh, my God. It's all voicemail notifications. Shit from Patreon. Yep. A text message that we already answered. Your account statement.

Oh, that reminds me, send me Patreon money. It's all Patreon stuff. promotions, PayPal. Come on. Be something good. There's nothing good in there, man. How about advertisements? They don't pay attention to shit

to stick nobody's like us. We're 90th percentile, Liam. That's embarrassing, frankly. Yeah, it says more about other podcasts than those about us. We have a good work ethic. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yep.

Update the district policies. Black, Lack. clouds. I still get those notifications. That's because you are, you pay for it through the Patreon. I used to. I used to. Okay. Years ago. Oh, DM from Nuki, but that's

from 2024. We love you, Dookie. Nuky, I don't know what you're doing, but goodbye. I was just to say, send us a message. Make sure you're okay. All right, so close that. All right, that was, that was a really fruitless diversion.

No one wants to advertise with us. We'll take your money. They have. They have. Manscaped that one time. Mancaped. Yeah. We just never reached out.

I'll shave my balls for free. Yeah. Their nose hair trimmer had to throw out the, what do you call it? The contact with the charging port. Yeah. Corrote it. And it's advertised as what, you know, you can be, use it wet too. Right.

Yeah, good job. that's why we don't take your money yep 3-1 pit by the way everyone I'm sure is very thrilled riveted yeah riveted I'm going to the PGA championship on Saturday I'm excited for that oh good God where's that at Newtown Square oh shit the PJs in Newtown Square

yeah the championship oh is it gets it rotates yeah it does that's funny you I'm sorry I was looking up golf the other day I didn't give a shit about golf I I don't care. I played contact sports. Did I tell you I did golf as a kid? No, you didn't. I even did a golf clinic.

Wow. Yeah. Were you any good? No. My brother's better than me. He's actually decent. I don't know what his handicap is. Mine's infinity million.

Yeah. That's good, right? Infinity million handicap. Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah. The higher, the better in golf. That's what I thought. Yeah.

I wonder what Trump's real handicap is. Real handicap? It's like plus 50. I'd be shocked if it wasn't iron out. He's always probably like moving the ball and shit. Oh, yeah. He cheats according to like a couple of Gulf Digest articles that came out like in 2016. That's shit bag.

Yeah, yeah. Guys, we're going to make a real big take here. Donald Trump kind of sucks. He kind of sucks. I don't want to get political in this podcast. He kind of sucks. Yeah, first time long time. I, uh, I, uh, this is a.

agree with your day? So I think Donald Trump is a good president. I like how you started going into a Trump. I didn't try to do it. Good president. You get the time. You're doing like the like, I don't know, I have to, I haven't done it a while. Hey, this is not Donald Trump calling in to WIP.

I just want to say the things they say about Trump and golf are very false. Very fake. You would be like, very fake, not true. very mean he would say mean or nasty nasty nasty nasty things these nasty people say about me yeah you have to get the whist same donnie seven minutes seven you have to get the

I listen every episode all the way through so fuck it um well this one turns out hoagie mousin from the couch oh dude that was so far I was laughing at that at the end when she just starts ranting about fucking uh jailed brunson uh Carl Anthony towns that's very funny this whole dead

family. God. They are dead. That's factual. Well, we also, I don't know if you listen to. I did put a robot voice in, as I promised,

of you saying that the guy who killed Joel and Bede's brother had the right idea, but just hit the wrong guy. Oh, thank you for that. Yeah. It's Microsoft, Sam.

Thanks, thanks, Matt. Thanks, thanks, man. I got you. Yeah, thanks. It sounds nothing like you.

Thank you, dude. Yeah, really, really appreciate your, uh, what I should have did was pay for, that was an elven lab's or whatever it's called and put your voice in put your voice in and had deep fake me deep fake yeah or just chopped chopped it together chopped at unc but also deep fake yeah that takes

a lot of work i mean somewhere around 645 tomorrow want me to grab macdonald i don't f oh god mcdonalds 645 a mcdonalds i got to take the 7 o't know the macdonald's breakfast i got to take the 705 out of jefferson out of Market East. For the golf? Yeah. Yeah, you can't meet Liam there because he'll be gone by the time this comes out. I'm going to be drinking so much.

Hey, as one should. What golf course is that in Newtown? Araminnick. Aramink. That sounds like a bunch of assholes. Yeah, I'm sure it is, man. It's a golf course. It's also Newtown.

Well, Newtown Square. Newtown Square, which is Chester County. There's too many Newtowns. Newtown Square, Newtown, Newtown Grant. Oh yeah, that is, that is in Chester County. For some reason, I thought you were going up to Bucks County. No, I would never go to Bucks County.

I've never seen you in Bucks County. The people who live there are very stinky. Yeah, they smell bad. Definitely never go to Newtown, though. Oh, we are high energy today. Yeah, sorry. It's all good. Oh, fuck. There's like a bunch of shit that I wanted

to say that I thought it'd be funny and I completely... Outta boy. The bit that I can't. up with on the way home yesterday? Yeah. Yeah, was it? What was the radio station?

You're listening to WKUM. And you're here with Jeffrey Epstein. Here for Wack and Wack and Wednesday. Swackle-O-B-G-O-B-G-A-W-G-G-G-E. Pettia. Pedophilia is bad. We should emphasize that. Yeah.

What are you whack it off to this week? Which is why we don't. Which is why we don't root for Penn State. Yes. I, I, I, there's an impulse. in me that really wishes that I was hold on hold on a morning drive

zoo guy like that be your career or just like I think I would have done well at it I think I would have been good for it I just had to sound like this the entire time that's how I talk normally yeah yeah we I tone it down in post I'm actually switching the filter the reverse filter

in my voice why do you keep stopping keep stopping and then jumping and then stopping the jumping Is your Wi-Fi bad? I don't know, is it? I don't know, is it? Run speed test.

Could have a weird, weird tick. No, I mean, not any different than your normal weird ticks. Yeah. Speed test. Let's do it live. Run speed test. I'll do mine live too. I'm at, uh, ooh, my download speed is 387.

Pathetic. And my upload. is like 35. Okay, I'm running mine on at Ukla, speedtest.net, of course, because I don't trust the Google one. I did the Google one. No.

Do you want to standardize it? So I'll run the Google one then. Did you just crash you running the speed test? No. 648.4 Up downs and ups are about 40. All right, I'm running the speed.

test on that one. Let's see. Okay. The fuck is the furry institute technology. Yeah, I get that too. It's just someone running a server. A lot of our listeners go there.

I like how we're just destroying the podcast by doing a speed test. How do I turn on? Whatever you said I missed. All right. Are you there? I don't care. I'll just deal with the things.

What did you get on the? I got 5001 download and 29.46 upload. Okay, hang, I'm connecting to the furry Institute of technology. It hasn't found a server yet, which is bizarre to me. So, I was making a joke

that's a lot of our listeners went to the Furry Institute technology. Yeah, it's a proud alma water. Yeah. Fighting Furries, led by Rochene. Yeah. I say, people underestimate them. Yeah.

The cross-town rivals. Scalies. There's so many of them. I can't keep track. 7, 8, 9. Oh, yes, this guy. Are you a Wi-Fi? Yeah, I'm on Wi-Fi.

I'm not even hardwired in. Neither am I. I'm like two floors above my router. I'm one floor below mine. 931.86 and ups are going to hang in about 75, maybe a little lower. That's pretty good, man. not bad

not she bag I'm sure the fins are mocking us oh yeah with their with their uh communal 50 gig fiber whatever the fuck so so um

let's do let's do game chat let's do it real quick before we do the intro because I want to see how long we can do so I saw American truck simulator dropped their uh

Illinois update. I'm going to have to try that. But apparently European truck simulator is going to have an Ireland DLC, not to... Oh, no. I can't wait to re- Oh, no, I can't wait to recreate my oil pan. The narrow water ambush.

Oh, that's what you're thinking. Okay, I was thinking like, oh, my, the dumb shit I got up to an Ireland and you're thinking of like... Narrow. Yeah, yeah. Did I tell you I drive? drove through, what was the ambush? It was out in Mayo. I actually drove through the exact spy and had no idea. Tourmikidi. Tourmikidi? Or Kilmina? Let me see. It might have been both. Who knows? Let me look up with the roads. They did a lot of ambushes. They did. Tourmikini ambush. Tom McGuire. Where was it? could someone tell me where tourmikidi is i can't sorry i don't know that's my homeland but uh oh it's

four three dinner dame oh oh wait hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on i went to the tormikidi waterfall i didn't know there was an ambush there now you know those the kilmenis the ambush. I drove right through the road and it is a perfect spot for an ambush. I'll actually share that with you. You'll felt for that. Yeah. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a right in a turn in the road. Um, oh, wait, no. How many ambushes are there? I'm at the wrong ambush. All right, not to kill me in ambush. All right. All right, guys, we're doing, we're doing Irish. Irish shit again. All right. It's in County Mayo. So it's not Kilmena. He's kissing, uh, blowing kisses towards his wife. Um, or was it?

It was on the way. There was a, it was like past. What's the, what's that real deep? It was up the road from Lenin, Lenin, Killary Ford. It's on the N59 road. Was it the Kilmina Am, or Caro Kennedy Ambush? How many ambushes are there? Hundreds, man.

That was the whole point of the troubles. I got the Grogapedia link. I'm not going to listen to that one. The Grock. What is that? Oh, it's the GROC, but it's Wikipedia but not woke. What? You never heard of it?

No, I've heard of like conservapedia. Oh, no, Grockapedia. So anything that has an article on Wikipedia is a Grogapedia. So maybe they'll have RAS. Or is, well, there's your problem on there? No, it's, do not eat a one. Yet. Let's take a look at his Grockapier.

Wikipedia page. I'm just trying to see if he says he's broke. Oh, Justin Rosnack was boarded in March 923. His family has resided in Philadelphia for multiple generations, shaping his early exposure to the city's urban environment. Rosniak grew up in Philadelphia, attending local institutes. Also not sure. Before pursuing his higher education at Drexel University, the same city.

Details on his immediate family, including parents and siblings remain private are not publicly documented in reputable sources. Um, let's see. What the fuck is this? It's, it's an AI Wikipedia. Oh, this is terrible. Uh, do he graduate? Yeah, he graduated.

Okay. Uh, they have the year wrong, though. Frankl does not mention that he's a communist. Uh, I disconnected, apparently. Yeah. You're having connecting issues. I know, I know. Um.

Can you still hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. I'm yellow. I mean, I'm yellow, but. Yeah, I can hear you. Yeah, okay. Reconnected. It doesn't, it's reception and criticisms.

I'm not reading this. It'll make me too mad. Critiques of ideological bias and practicality. So many things. It's a set, it just says a ton of stuff. It's not even fun. It's not even funny. It's just filler.

It's how the AI just like says so much. Verbose, what might say. Yeah. Yeah. That sucks. Yeah. Did he graduate 2016? He might have.

Oh, yeah. He just took an extra quarter. So I clicked on like, hey, introduction to the tourmequitty ambush. And it's just in fucking Irish. Good. All right. Fuck it. I'm not listening to that then.

You should. It's a beautiful language. I do think it's beautiful. Did we read the whole thing we're Tolkien? Yeah, we did. We did that where he likes Welsh but doesn't like Irish for some reason. Welsh sounds very pretty too. Do you like consonants? Do you hate vowels?

Do you like to have two versions of every consonant? You might like Irish. Sometimes it's easy to tell. Sometimes it's hard. Hello, welcome to the other. episode of 10,000 losses. The only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Panky.

Yes, by Grockopedia. Grockopedia, make an article about me. I'm your host, Tom Paine, my pronouns, or he, him. Let's use my co-host, yay. Liam. Liam McAnnecannerson, pronouns also he and him. No guest. Fuck you.

No announcement. Voiceville calling on 2673737-17-17218. Give us your name and pronouns. Go to patreon.com slash 10,000 losses for my pictures of ships for our discord. Not of ships. Not of shets. No, I would say. No, I would do that. No, I would do that to you.

Just big. I did. Oh, I had a perfect log today. Oh, good for you. And it, like, wedged. It was not messing or anything. Like a shipwreck? Yeah, it just, like a ghost poop?

Did you, did you have a way? It was a ghost poop. It was a ghost poop. I've been having a lot of ghost poops, man. I've been, you know what seems to really be helping is yogurt every day. Cleans you out. I think it's, I think it's helping my gut. Gut, gut.

I've been heavy on the yogurts. The gerts? You've heard of Go-Mad. Now get ready for Go-Girt. Oh, wait, that's copyrighted, probably. Yeah. Yeah. Go-girt in your ass.

Gert my butt. What is I going to say? I think next, we should do another porch bonus next week. Can't. I'm out next week. Thanks for letting me, though. I am. I'll week ahead of time.

I can see who's due up. All right, then the 28th. Sorry, I'm busy then. Oh, no. How about the fourth? Nope. 11th? Nope.

18th? Maybe. 25th, second. And then when we get to, when we get to the 11th of the 18th of June, though, we have to pre-record some stuff. Or like one, then we'll put another bonus out on the main seat. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because I'm going to your mom's house.

First of all, it's an apartment. We're going to give us the address? Yeah, it's one, two, three, fish your own butt avenue. Yeah. Why's your mom live on that? Why does your mom live there, man? That's F-I-S-T space, Y-O-U-R space.

Well, it was Fisier and Budavich, but they changed it at Ellis Island. I'm going to hang up on you. You already did like eight times. No, no, my way for him looks fine. fine. Yeah, it's fine now. It's all green.

But yeah, we have to, we have to, well, yeah, we'll talk. We'll talk. The Flyers are dead. The Flyers are dead. They got swept by the Carolina Hurricanes, but my boys made it

with the Flyers team that I had always believed in. And I've been saying that. Fun run. they hate the penguins. They beat the penguins, I mean. I mean, that's good, I guess. That's something. Made to the second round of the playoffs and then immediately got swept, but...

I only watched the two. I don't think I watched any of the games. I think I might have watched, like, part of a couple, but I don't think I watched any of the front of back. I did... I was in attendance for game three of the Sixers, if we want to talk about that. New York fans are morally repugnant human beings. Yeah, I don't.

don't know why people didn't sell their tickets to Joel and B. I don't know why people felt comfortable yelling the F slur at the Sixers game. And then when confronted, saying, no, no, no, I didn't say that. And then threatening me as, as, as like, as a 5-8 man, I am 6-1. How are you trying to threaten me? I think you need to, I think we need to, you need to elaborate a little bit here. So at the, this was game three. You were at game three.

I was at game three. and someone said the F-sler Kept calling Sixers players the F-sler Delco? No, New York fan, New York fan Oh, only sending their best morally repugnant fan base What the fuck?

Yeah, that guy should have What I should have done was simply pushed him and we would have had a nice easy night Yeah, but then you would have been I would have been kicked out I know, I know, I got this lecture Yeah, yeah, you would have, you would have

been, well, you would have been more than kicked out. Oh, well, I'm not a lot of killing. New Yorkers aren't even people besides Wayne. Yeah. And Wayne, does he live in New York? I don't know where he lives. No, but he's close. He likes the Mets.

It's his one flaw as a human being. He's a Jersey guy. We love Jersey boys. The musical people from New Jersey. My wife is from New Jersey. Hmm. She's not. She gets really bad when you say that.

She's from like 18 different places. She's from northeast Philadelphia. sir. Sure. I drove for you close what? Grogapedia. I was trying to find the ambush.

Are you down the Grogapedia of Rabbit Hall? What were you going to say? Oh, I was saying, yeah, morally repugnant fan base. You were driving somewhere? Seated at some point with Nick's fans who were morally repugnant and who are very annoying. I hope they get swept by the calves of the Pistons. And then I hope that Jailen Brom.

Johnson commits Sepaku. I hope that... Who's going to be his second? Josh Hart commits Sepaku. I hope that... Who else is on the next? Carl Anthony Towns commits Sepaku. Yeah.

Josh Hart. I said Josh Hart. You know what? Landry Shammett, you're the designated survivor. Yeah, he gets the pass. Yeah. For his years of service. Who would you call the guy who's like the second for the Sepuku?

Zepico, where have you said. Knife holder, I don't know. I'm so distractible today. Yeah, did you take your meds today? I did. Oh, brutal. I did, man. It was fucking drained out of me.

And today was a regular day. But, yeah, it kind of sucks that both of them got swept because it was fun having them. Not even a gentleman sweep, yeah. Yeah. And we really look like fucking idiots saying. You told me that there's some voicemail where someone harasses us, which we deserve. Oh, yeah.

Do you want to listen to it now since it's relevant? Yeah, throw it at me. All right. This is hockey related, so we're stepping back to hockey. How are we going, boys? Wolf from Raleigh, pronounce he, him. Not a regular listener, but tuned in the last few episodes, just because I wanted to hear your reaction to meeting my beloved Carolina hurricane.

Now that I have, I got two questions. Question number one, how's that broom taste? Fuck you, Will. Hockey episode of where there's your problem. problem win or episode of just about anything else. Honestly, because honestly, hockey is the best sport in the world, but hockey culture and pretty much all hockey needs. Repugnant. Oh, yeah.

Yes. And anyway, those of us who aren't are pretty much starved out here. I'd really like to hear more discussion about the best sport on earth by folks who are going to get the wall purely for reasons of not being the exact right kind of communist. Love y'all. Love you all. Oh, there's forever. Let's go games. Cool.

We deserve that. We deserve that. I think he didn't say. Ross is the right kind of communist. Oh, brother. I will give Roz the wall myself. Yeah, because you're the wrong kind of communist. I'm not a communist.

Well, we're getting there. I did think the other day, I had a thought where I was just like, you know what? Listen, maybe they get results. They get results. I mean, I have to tell you. Well, what kind of communist are you? You know, hey, you got to watch out. I'm not a communist.

Why I said Will? Yeah, Will's from Riley. I don't know. Unrepentant Maoist third worldist. Yeah. I'm a Marxist Germanist. I do want to say about hockey. We're starting, so the Vegas Golden Knights, I think one last night against the ducks.

I'll check the score real quick. But the rehabilitation of Carter Hart has been absolutely fucking repulsive. Like I don't want to get too far into it just because we all know what Carter Hart did. Yep. But that guy should be shot. Yeah. Specifically, they won the series. The 4-2 won the game 5-1.

So Vegas and the Western Conference finals to face Colorado. That's crazy. Regardless, let's go abs. Go message Jordan from Brigham Young Money. Ask him why he has a Carter Hard jersey. does he no of course not oh thank god jesus i i said that too i said that too straight didn't i i did not like that at all i was like okay we can't have him on the show anymore take it out of the notes we're gonna have to we're gonna have to talk to him i i uh yeah it's it's it's fucking he probably has a

utah mammoth jersey made of like that you know the paper that just squeeze on the you know the the exam paper at the doctors yeah it's basically cray paper yeah i know you're Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what the fanatics jerseys are made of. Yeah. Oh, yeah, just absolutely rips if you blow on it too hard. Yeah, they're fucking disgusting. Just like my foreskin. Four, four, yeah, enough about your foreskin. Let's talk about, let's, I don't know, what do we? We got Phillies and Eagles. No, we can keep talking about basketball tale because the Cavs Detroit series has actually been watchable.

Yeah. I didn't think that it would be. Kate Cunningham is the truth, as it turns out. and I have enjoyed old man Harden trying to will the Cleveland Cavaliers to victory. He's going to try and get that ring. It's never coming, James. We didn't talk about how the Sixers fired Darryl Morey. Oh, shit. Oh, that was one of the things that floated across my brain in the beginning of the episode that I couldn't remember. Yeah.

Goodbye. Do you think it matters? I know, because the ownership sucks. The ownership sucks. I mean, yes, it matters to a lot. point, but the ownership sucks. And Nick Nurse is a good but not great coach. And Darrell's horrible. And he's anti-Chinese. Yes. Yeah, he supports the right deviations that happened in Hong Kong. Let's, let's pack that back in.

I mean, they are right deviations. They're not left deviations. You talked to my dad about that. Was he was he, was he, your dad does not like the Chinese government at all? he no since his thing yeah because they they they've gotten too far right obviously okay okay you know here's the thing okay no my dad is my dad is like a mawit like an orthodox he's a mausus not a mazadong thought guy okay no he's a maoist so this is the man who has said democracy doesn't work put me in charge okay um but you know hey let's Let's, uh, Stu. Hey,

Democratic Centralism works. There are, there are types of democracy that work. Democratic centrism, by the way, is like what every fucking organization actually does. You just, hey, we're going to commit to this for like a, for like a month. He took his headphones off. Yeah. So I had wax. Oh.

I thought you didn't want to listen to what I was going to say. No, I don't want to listen to what you have to say, but I'm going to do it anyway. I don't like, I will, I will more, I'm more than. happy to talk critique of China among leftists. Right. I have no interest in what liberals have to say about China. No, no, me either. I do not give

a fuck. My position on China is the same position I have on basically every other nation state, which nation state bad. Well, that is nation states bad, but it's a tool, right? I mean, China is bad, but not uniquely bad. No, it's not a particular, it's

It's not this. It's not any more authoritarian than this fucking country. Right. I mean, we, we, we,

we, you know, there's these horror stories that come out about, like, whatever social credit. Like, we had the exact same thing.

We have this exact same fucking thing. The credit score wasn't introduced until what. And like, talk about like, uh, mass incarceration, like, we have more prisoners than the Chinese have.

We have more prisoners than any other country in the world, part per capita and total. Yes. Yeah. Like mass incarceration is a massive problem in this country. you know I just I it's just always the worst people

you know it's it's the Hong Kong Ukraine and the Uyghurs and I try to think what else is the cause celebrity bet no one's saying anything about like

South Sudan you know they don't know shit about that or fucking Boko Haram still fucking around killing people for killing girls running out of reading shit they no one says shit about that stuff right

um it's all stuff that's, you know, it's really trendy to talk about. And they, I don't really care what you have to say. Like I said, you're a liberal? Great. That's nice. I have no. We're not the same.

We're not the same. We're not built the same. No. You would talk about North Korea and how there's some concerning aspects of, you know, of, of confusionism or filial piety built in. It's like, all right. It is a cold personality. We can have that discussion, but I'll have a discussion.

And, and, but I'm, but I'm, not having it with a liberal. No, right. I have no interest. I don't, like, I don't think North Korea is God's plan paradise for workers, but at the same time. But also, I'm glad they have a nuke so that no one can fuck it up because they have the right to.

You're going to have to censor this, but the is entirely justified. Oh, boy. That's a can of fucking worms, buddy. That's a bonus episode. That should be, we should actually come up. Because can you, my wife would actually. Can you cut that segment where I say you'll have to cut this and just bleep that, believe in the phrase you'll have to cut this? Yeah.

So we only talk about my my wife is very staunch in opposition to that. I am the exact opposite of that. That's funny. That's my one like real bad take is like I genuinely fervently believe this. My, I have a more nuanced take on it. I'm sure that you do. You always do have a more nuanced take on it. I mean, I sort of understand the decision.

Well, all right. So a lot of times opposition to that, which we can't talk about, is a knee-jerk thing. Right. Because America did it. It's automatically therefore it was done out of like racial animus and out of the worst possible. And it's like, okay. But when you're in war, you're going to favor your own side. casualties.

Right. I mean, the projected casualty counts for saying where astronauts people are going to guess what we're fucking talking about.

Yeah, we're six figures. And I mean, if I... Half a million U.S. lives, I believe, was the projection.

I could be wrong on that. Yeah. It, um... How do I put it? I sort of, I understand that they took that road. And, and...

Because I don't say. Oh, Jesus. Salute. So I understand that. Like I understand the decision making. Hindsight's 2020 on everything. And obviously we know how horrible that stuff is now. But burning alive and a firebombing isn't that much better either.

No, I mean. It's not a war crime until it's illegal. That sounds horrible. And it is horrible. Right. We're using, that is present mind in this there. And I just don't, you're applying like the frothing in the mouth like 1950s guys. attitudes towards

towards those weapons to the night like we didn't know the impact yet we knew it was going to be bad but we didn't know it was going to be like and the guys trying to use it

to build fucking canals and shit yes yes psychotic psychotic but yeah and I don't know

you have to view these things through through the lens at the time of which they happened then apply hindsight after that. But do not,

yeah, to get back to my main point is like, yeah, just because the United States did it, doesn't mean we have to, oh, another cracker, America, you know,

it's like, all right, yeah, no, we were doing that at the time, but I don't think that was one of them. And we did that. We did fucking racialize

these people that we can't mention because of these two dumb self-imposed rules. But we did. It's actually wildly funny to have this discussion while we can't talk about what we're talking about. Yeah. You know, we did make them others in propaganda. Racial animus.

And I was reading about it. I've been listening to the book about the thing. Yeah. And they're talking about like racialized propaganda. But yeah. Do you want to move on before we get canceled? I was just to say, do you think they would have used it on the other country? Yes.

I think if they had needed to. If they had needed to, it was just that it was so late that they didn't need to. Yeah. Yeah, I think you do that instead of the... Dresden gets a different kind of weapon. Right. Yeah. So I think they would have used it.

I don't think that that... Now, had they developed it in time, and they didn't, okay. Now we could talk about it, but they were already out of the war. They were out of the war at that point. Yeah. Um, so. All right. Phillies.

Yeah, talk to me about the Phillies. Oh, they won last night. Yeah, Phillies are getting closer back to 500. We are... Brice and Stott is a fucking embarrassment, man. The lot of this team's the embarrassment. 21, 20, 23. Kyle Shorebur two run, home run.

That was nasty. Shorebridge was, I think at Home Run 18. Yeah, he's got, he's already on a very good pace. He's terrific, man. He's so much fun. Yeah. I like that he has, he's reduced baseball to two true outcomes, which is it's leaving the park or I'm going down swinging. Yeah.

Oh, I need to, let me pull. I've got to pull up Stevens, uh, hot, hot guys list. Oh, boy. For the hot Phillies list. So I wanted to, uh, do that. Oh, yeah, and the Ann Hathaway is Eagles fan. Mm-hmm. That's, you can't, you can't be looking like that.

If there's a platonic. ideal, that's it. That's not wrong. Sorry, I just can't. All right. I got his tweets ready to go. But yeah, I'll take a look at the stats, doing our baseball reference, sort by OPS Plus.

Let's take a look. We have four guys who have OPS Plus above 100. Shwerver, Harper, Marsh, and Justin Crawford. Yep. Everyone else. Butthole. Yeah. Straight cheeks.

Yeah. And, um, Yeah, Stott's not the worst guy on this team. Who is? A regular start of the regular starters. Yeah. Boom. That makes sense.

He's hitting 194. He's got OPS Plus of 51. Can't move this guy. Move this guy. Well, it can't. Who wants them? You could throw them in a... You know what it is?

You don't want... Double A, you go. Now, you'd have to send them to a team that was selling. Yeah. You'd have to pick... You'd have to pick a real shitty contract. Yeah. And they'd be like, we'll take them off your hands

if you take our like, you know, 41 year old guy, like a Chris Bryant type of trick. We're a trade for Chris Bryant. Yeah. Yeah, we'll take out. Fuck it. Why not? Guys start hitting 450.

Oh, whoa. Fuck it up in Denver. Yeah. They play on the moon. Yeah. Oh, he finally unlocked his power. Really? He did?

Yeah. Trey Turner's not playing very well either. He's the best baseball. Yeah. Is he? is he? I don't know. He's getting old.

Is he statistically? I don't know. I don't know. I just thought. He's 32. Yeah, it's younger than we are. Not by much.

It's two years younger than I am. He's what, six years younger than you? Yeah. And pitching why, I am glad that the pitching is finally finally started to come back around. Yeah.

Yeah. Because there was something wrong. Like, right. Painter though. Mm-hmm. Don't think he's very good. I'm hoping he just needs more time.

But he's had a lot of time. I think he'll stabilize and be like a back of the rotation guy. But I don't think he's going to be an ace. He's not nice. His FIP is really, really bad. Yeah, I know. Those are the only FIPP is fielding independent pitching. So it's like you take the fielders out of it.

And like Zach Wheeler, Sanchez, Luzardo, all have good Fips. He does not. He does not. You know, Sanchez FIP is. is back down already. I mean, Wheeler, Wheeler is pitching really well.

Luzardo still, and Nola still need to climb a little bit, but, but, you know, it is, it is what it is. Bullpen could be worse.

Yeah. Actually, a couple guys in the bullpen are pitcher really well, but, yeah, yeah, I think regression to the mean is happening.

Right. And I think our mean is actually fairly high. We'll see. We'll see. I hope so. Trying to think anything else, Philly's baseball-related. No, I don't think so.

Oh, what's his name? Said something about Mom Downey. Oh, no, a syndegaard. Yeah. Now we know where your politics lie, Thor. Yeah, yeah. He was like, he should stop hanging out with lunatic. Shut up.

Yeah, shut the fuck up. You don't know anything. You're a baseball player. You have you when you if you're a white baseball player You're basically automatically in the clown I'm sorry I gotta tell you that we're making that joke all week I would like any NBA player wants to start talk of politics with me I'd be like yeah fuck it yeah let's talk because we we have a base like

Like we probably have a baseline of agreement right Majority of guys playing the NBA Probably base half had three quarters of the guys in the NFL We could probably talk about politics I have no interest in politics from a baseball guy No no interest Now, I will say for football players, I'm not listening to a wide receiver cornerbacks politics. No, no, no.

No interest whatsoever. You don't want to know what A.J. Brown thinks about like. I will talk to a quarterback. I'll talk to a linebacker, a defensive end or lineman. He thinks we're looking to do. He went to Ole Miss. You know, you can only hope for so much. Yeah.

Go reps, baby. Fucking, fucking, what a fucking dip shit. The Eagles release their schedule. We're going to London, boy. We're going to London. That was bad on purpose. That was hideous, yeah. We go, all right, listen, here's sunshine.

Stop it. We're transporting the team. I'm going to turn this down. I'm going to hang up on you in a second. Is that our first game? No, it's like October. Oh, the Jaguars. So, all right, let's take a look at our schedule.

So our preseason we have, we're at the Ravens, Pats, then Bengals, because we all care so much about preseason football. I do. I got to watch film. Yeah. You really first started this podcast I was actually taking notes on the on football games

Embarrassing. Yeah. I was just a riff. No. Half the time I don't even watch this sports. It gives you shit. What's that? Half the times I don't even watch sports.

Who cares? I just have Grock telling me. I really am going to hang up on you. Chat Gv-T. Tell me about the sports this week. No. What was I going to say? commanders

Titans, bears Biggles But no Rams Then we're playing Jaguars in London Rams are going to be a tough out Yeah Yeah

Panthers Cowboys And commanders Then eat Giants Right And we get a middle Of the season by

Which is nice Thanks Then Stillers Battle Pennsylvania That'll be fun Yeah Cowboys Cards

Cults Seahawks Texans. Oh, that's a fucking Amazon game. Ugh. Then 49ers, then to be determined, but the Giants. Time is to be determined.

Right. All right, that's the Eagle's schedule. Oh, fuck. Trying not to fall asleep here. Let's see. We got two DMs, and we got, well, two more

voicemails to go through. We'll play the voice notes first. You're going to mix it up today? Yeah. Hell yeah. All right. All right. So let's listen.

They're both from the same person. Hey, my name's Megpie. My pronouns are she it. Hey, Liam. Hey, Tom. Just wanted to rage out a little bit. What fuck? We can't beat the goddamn hurricane.

I know. Yeah, we got talks about that, Magpie. They don't even have ice in North Carolina. I don't think. Nope. They have ice storms. They have we got this. Ice agency. Yeah. Love the show. Thanks, guys. And MacPie called back in

for a little elaboration. Hey, it's MacPy again. Pronom she. Understandable. Understandable. Yeah, it was horrible. But it was kind of a fun game. I don't know, to me at least. They go Phillies. I think we got it this year.

Um, do we? Interesting bit of news I learned about. I don't know. This is kind of old news from last year, but I just learned about it. Philly's getting a WNBA team. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we did mention that. It's supposed to start 2030, so I'm looking forward to that. If the Phillies disappoint me, or sorry, the Sixers continue to disappoint. Doris. Yeah.

I'm going to start watching. that. I don't know. I'm going to watch that regardless. Hell yeah. Go Phillies. Everybody transition right now. Sure.

Cut a horn is it for that. I'm going to transform to even more of a dude. I'm going to have two penises. Yeah. Even more swole. All right. We got a Wookie, another fucking insane Byzantine update from the various interneasing AFL teams.

Yeah, go ahead. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam, POSA and Wookie here with a midseason arena ball expansion. Rumor Mill update. While 2026 has had a lot of turmoil and has been arguably one of the more solid seasons in recent years with 2024. So the great AFL 3.0 failure at 2025 seen the competing NAL and AF1 struggle to find stable teams across both leagues.

Ignoring the laughable AIF and IAL, the only midseason dropouts in the NAL is Dallas Bulls. So that would kick from their fourth league. Good Lord. But 2027 is shaping up to be another big offseason shift. Rumors have the IAL, quickly realizing their scope was far too rushed and undercook and talks about the AAL and AF1 to merge the top five American teams, Las Vegas, Utah, Arizona, Cincinnati, and Pennsylvania, Benjamin's into either of those leagues.

One of those guys is in jail or some shit now. Probably. While the AAL is trying to be a regional league east of the Mississippi, the AF1 may be their strongest fit. Tim Browns, the Arena League, recently lost their two-time defending champion, Minnesota Monsters, the AF1. And rumors have the Ozark Lunkers. Good Lord. And Arkansas diamonds falling in them. Probably, despite the TAL actively trying to cease and desist the monsters.

This is incredible. The AIS Odessa drillers are supposedly being quoted by the AF1. and the team called the Bayou Bucks in Louisiana is trying to get it as well, but that depends on if they're able to get into the Raising Cain's River Center in Baton Rouge. If not, they'll go for the cheaper and more regional AAL. Meanwhile, the IFL is deep into a southern expansion

with the team in Athens, Georgia, being announced at their in season tournament at the American Dream Mall in Jersey. American Dream Mall. They also have rumored teams coming in Charlotte, Savannah, and Greenville, South Carolina. Anyways, off to fatherhood with a feral toddler who's been sick the last week.

stay awake fuck Penn State fuck eyes fuck maga that is a golden calf you stupid fucks and fuck assholes in general Postman Wookie out

thanks Wookiee dude this is my favorite segment on this podcast it's just pos man Wookiee trying to nail this down there's going to be like

the Julius Caesar of the AFL come in and he's just going to like kill everyone but pull them all into the same league yes and then we call the Caesar League

then of course he'll get killed and then it'll split again. It'll split again. Yeah, right. All right. This is from RJ. Hey, Tom. Yay, Liam. He, him first time, long time. How do I motivate my son after he had a great individual team? Sorry. How do I motivate my son after he had a great individual game?

But his team blew the lead and lost on a walk off walk. He went one for three, a single, stolen base, walk, RBI, and a run. The game went from 9-0 to 1514, thanks to, combination of being an 8 to 10 year old trying to save pitchers arms for bigger game two days later. Fun fact, they lost that second game anyway at umpire strike zones that are non-Euclidean. He at least waited to cry off the field, but he did think about quitting after that game and wouldn't hear that he was one of the better batters that day. He was stuck in left field, so he saw exactly one ball batta towards him.

Dallas sucks. Fuck Penn State. Fuck Ohio State. Fuck John Wanamaker for. commercializing Mother's Day. Sure. I'll hang up and listen. I'll leave it to Tom to decide if he uses my Discord name or North Catholic

Falcon to your name. I used the North Catholic Falcon to your name. But yeah. So, I think it's good bads, which doesn't help our cause. No, but I did play child baseball and sucked at it. I didn't play baseball. I played football and I was really good at it.

It's kind of like nice that he's team-minded. Yeah. like support your your guys who'd be like hey you had a good game i know you know you didn't go your way it didn't go your way but you contribute it but you contribute it well i think it's just like hey man like there are going to be times in life where this just happens yep where like you give your very best effort and you still lose isn't that a lot from star trek everything it's possible to make no mistake it's still lose that's not fault that it's life something like that yeah i think that you basically say that exact sentence yeah yeah just show them show them just picard clips

Get them in Star Trek, too. Yeah. That way we don't have to waste money on sports. Yeah, that'll say that'll fix that problem. Although baseball and Star Trek are kind of, I mean, have you seen the Deep Space Nine episode take me out to the hollow suite? You need help. You need a baseball episode.

You need help. Death to the opposition. I get help, Tom. Get, watch it, watch it. That's what I would say. I would be like, it's possible to make no mistake and still lose. And pretend that you said it. Right.

So that's life. And you did a good job and we're all very, and I'm proud of you. And you will get him in the next one. And then when he says, well, I don't want to do this, you say, well, listen, neither did General Grant or General Sherman. And they won the war. Yeah. Yeah, that's not the attitude that defeated the Confederacy. We are going to be weird parents.

Me and me and Rennie. Do we give up when the Germans bomb Pearl Harbor? Germans? You got a man, he's rolling. Was it over when the Germans bought in Pearl Harbor? You don't know how long Corinne lasted through that movie? 10 minutes. 12.

12 minutes. And she was like, turned this shit off. She didn't even get to the statutory rape. Yeah. That movie is not aged well. No. It is funny, though. It's funny.

I know. I know, but it is not aged especially well. I used to really like that, like, stayed up and shout song. But have you like actually listened to the lyrics and learn it's like since I known you, you're a little girl. Now you're like a woman. Yeah.

Oh, buddy, please. Maintain the attitude. You knew them as a child. Keep them as a child in your mind. Be a mentor. Don't be a creep. Are you, what are you doing there?

Crushing the heads of. Curvacious is what I was doing. Oh, you're imagining the. Uh, rotate rotate rotating a breast in your mind yeah just a 3D one chicken breast that would be good

there you can do that in sky room you can get the chicken breast and you can like wizard like the Z key or whatever you can just like rotate the item it's like on to spit yeah um but yeah no I gotta say hey team forward mindset that's a good job hey you you came out let's encourage your boys

to do better next time and guess what welcome the baseball fucking sucks. Yeah. It sucks. You're going to lose more all the time. Yeah. And I think maybe pointing out like, hey, if you fail seven out of ten times, that's really good.

Yeah. Yeah. Just, oh, speaking of sports update, I am hitting 250 this season. Congratulations. With an on-base percentage of 0.444. So I got another hit. I scored another run. I walked.

I actually walked on four pitches, which is like, that never happens to fucking softball. Yeah, I'm sure they are. The guy, the second, the last guy in the lineup. They're really afraid of me. Badding super cleanup. Yeah. Did I tell that story? My dad, Mark T. Ball team put me at the bottom and then try to tell me that's where they put the power hitters.

It's like, Dad, I played these games. Like, I know you put the best guys at three or four. I know this already. It's all right. It's, yeah. All right. Shout out. So North Carolina's your Patriots, Patrick, Sean Kat, Mike, Charlie, Kyle, Wayne.

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And railnatter. I'm sure I'm missing three or four. And one pod, which I was just on. And one pod? Yeah, one-pod. It's a one-piece recap podcast. Are you a one-piece guy? Nope.

Why were you on it? Worry about it. Worry about yourself, Tom. you went on and Patrick is just sitting there with all this anime knowledge flown around his fucking soul It's like a him problem Yeah

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