Ten Thousand Losses - What Are You Unzipping?

Episode Date: August 11, 2025

Tom & Liam are back from break! Tom recaps his adventures in [country redacted] including how he holed an oil pan and had to spend 15 hours in Syracuse, NJ. The boys talk about the Phillies' deadline trades and upcoming Temple football season. Featuring lots of listener messages!  Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Bowl. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head of assessment, John Cooney. And now we're live. We're so back. We're back.

We're back after summer break. So back. What I destroyed on my summer vacation was. What did you destroy? I didn't destroy much. I've been moving. I'm so tired. Dude, it's the worst.

It's the worst. it's it's i'm i'm thrilled to be here uh right patient undisclosed obviously yeah yeah uh tom lives at a one two three four yeah well you have to you have to get past the the attack yellow jackets yeah oh yes you i i i do like that that like if weird shit just happens to you yeah it happened while we were away because you're away for you just come back to it Yeah, it came back to it. And name redacted who stayed in the house for us. I was like, you have to watch out.

The beat bit me in the arm. Didn't have the hard to tell them. One, it's a yellow jacket, too. They don't bite. But, you know, it's all right. It's the way languages work. And, yeah, it just happened. It just, like, they were in the yard last year in the ground.

So, I guess they came on. over. Yeah, so we had a guy come out fuming it. He's like, yeah, give him like two or three hours before you go outside because they're going to like attack you. It's like, okay. Good to know. Thanks.

Thanks. Yeah. And it's, it's shame too because it's like we're in the, the, I guess we're now in the dry season. We're going to have wet and dry season thanks a global warming. And it's just going to be dry from here until like November. Right. Like I have, I don't know.

And then we're going to get all the fucking smoke. I had to drive up the Allentown, the other. day. And it was nothing but haste. Why did you have to do that? Why did you go to hell? We were meeting some people up there. Then there's a, there's a really, there's a really, there's a really, there's a really good Arab, uh, grocery store there. So we stock, we stock up on the Arab, the Arab essentials. There's, um, we get bestirma, which is like, I've thought to you about this.

This is Egyptian pastrami. We're, yeah, Arab pastrami. It's amazing. I had it for breakfast today. I, I'm dehydrated now from all the nitrates, but. Salt. It's just salt. Salt, olive oil, lebna. We got the, it's sort of like that Greek yogurt, but tangier. What else did we get? Like really good olive oil.

We got the Egyptian cheese. We got a whole bunch of stuff. Although there's one thing that we used to get, and it was this Egyptian cheese, and it was kind of like a cream cheese in a way. And I'm like, this is really good. And it looked it up. It is literally like hydrocarbons. I was like this is a cheese at all

this is this is like petroleum byproduct I'm eating jelly I don't know what's in my body yeah I'm like holy shit this is like it's nothing but trans fats I was like we can't eat I'm not eating this anymore like we have pretty good hearts in my family but Jesus Christ

I'm not pushing that yeah but yeah no and then I then I coming back I guess I could say was with the island again it was obvious I was naming everything but the country. Yeah, we hope you liked our joke. Yeah, yeah. It was very amusing to us.

Well, we have good jokes on the show. Yeah, we have fun time. We have fun time. Okay. I mean, actually, our jokes stink, but. Yeah. That's, I mean, that's one thing you explain to my wife is like, sometimes a joke is bad on purpose, and that's what makes it funny.

She's like, no, it doesn't actually. It doesn't. You suck. The, yes, Ireland's amazing. We did Connemara. You fucking beautiful. I climbed a mountain despite my calf. How is the calf treating you?

It's good. It's doing well. It's recovering. I got to do some PT, but so, but I'm clear to do hiking. He's dead folks. We killed him. Yeah. Welcome to the Liam hour.

Yep. Why can't, why can't Tom record his, his calf is torn? Dead. Yeah. You can't record without your calf. It doesn't mean any sense. You guys know this, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, the gastronymus, or whatever it's called, is really important for speaking. I don't know what that is. It's the, you know, like the part of the calf that makes like the heart shape. Sure. Yeah. If you have, if you have like really, like my next time that, well, you have to look at my left calf because my right calf does not have the definition right now because of the injury. But, you know, with the, you got to do the reverb on it.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, that, you know, that is more difficult to do in post than I thought it was. Really? Yeah, I had to like separate it to another track and then put the reverb solely on that track and make sure it was linked up. Yeah, it was, I appreciate that you did this.

I have it saved now, so it's easy to do. But I was like, wait, how do I do this? I like your commitment to the bit. Yeah. Let's see, what else? I smuggled, I smuggled in Cuban rum, too. you can bring it back legally it's not that big a deal uh technically if they find it they can confiscate it they're not going to i mean they might we live under asshole administration i know but uh hey

turns out what jubai would have let me break in this head yeah um the the fucking havana club seven's good shit that's tasty it's tasty yeah i never had it before um but i have poachines which that's that's uh this one's good so he followed the pot the guy the distillery went to follow the pocine recipe it's a donagal pachine so it's not potato based it's it's grain based

and it is a piti so you'd like it it's it's 49% nice but it's nice almost there and those who don't know what poachine is it's basically Irish moonshine and a lot of Irish people who were put you know made Pachin, they came to, you know, Appalachia and that's where our, our, yeah, that's where our moon shining comes from, too, like similar. Same way blue glass, blue glass. Yeah, blue grass is

related to drag it out with that. Yeah. Yeah. I, I'm like only today and yesterday recovered. The jet lag, it's easy to get adjusted to Europe. It sucks coming back. Yes. It, because you're waking up at two in the fucking morning. But yeah, that was a fucking adventure. I was in Syracuse for, like, for way longer that I ever intended to be in Syracuse. I sure did get those text messages. I know. You were like, you were like, I'm going to be here, be emotional support.

Oh, my God. Well, I'm here to help them out. Yeah. Oh, my God. Dude, I was on the plane for four hours. Yeah, I mean, that sucks, dude. After we diverted. You guys got bought.

We had Newark was turbo-fucked. There was like a thunderstorm that was just hovering over Newark. Like, fuck you in particular. And yes, all these flights got diverted. And so we were diverted. Those who weren't found on Twitter or on the Discord, or not Twitter, blue sky on the Discord. Yeah, I was stuck in Syracuse because we got diverted. Waited for hours.

Go orange. And they spit on you. Yeah. We stayed in the- sexy, actually. You don't think that. No, I don't. Not a spit guy.

No, they, they, I mean, it was fine. Like, we didn't go into like, I didn't get to see Syracuse. I just went to a hotel and then back to the airport, the airports, like, so I spoke, I spoke, this is the funny thing. Syracuse International Airport. Such that it is. International. What does the word international imply to you? It was to Canada.

Well, I guess that's, I guess that's how they get it, because I asked, I said, do you guys handle International and and I was talking to one of the like the FBO gate people like not United because United didn't have anyone at the fucking gate right they it was airport employees right we're like hey listen here this is how it's going to work we're going to we can't take your 757 to the gate you're going to go out in the bus and which which it's like I wish I could walk because it was like it would literally have been two minute walk I guess you're allowed. Not allowed.

Fuck you. And I was just like, is this like bigger, bigger stuff like that you're used to? She's like, oh, yeah. It's like 737s and like Airbus like A320. It was like, oh, I'm going to make an airplane. I was like, oh, well, next one, we're bringing an A380. And she's like, oh, I don't even know they had them anymore. Like, you know, so I made it, I made an aircraft joke.

And she was amused. So shouts out, sheds out to her particular. She seemed to have her shit together. That's good because you were not doing good. We were not doing good. You is the funniest thing when we reboard it. So we reboarded. I told you, right?

We were like half full. Yeah. There was only two people left in first class. Every other first class passenger fucking got a car. Yeah. You didn't. Right. No.

No. So. And then, and then, uh, no, they literally said, no, we don't have any cars. They said, we haven't had any cars for three days. I was like, then why do you have a long? why don't you just have someone saying sorry we're out of cars unless you booked sorry we're out yeah sorry we're out unless you booked like four days ago yeah yeah and uh

i had never been in the plane that accelerated so fast nice dude we were rocked the fucking afterburners a half full 757 and at 39 minute flight gate uh wheels up wheels down so that isn't bad i mean it sucks but like we were we were pitching up like 45 degrees at one point always fucking sick yeah I was I like people were like oh the guy next to me

he's like doing you know sign of the cross I'm just like yes put it in to go put it to go let's just see how fast we can get this thing you ever see the the speed running community of pilots the guys like oh I beat my own personal record

he like tweeted this oh shit is there a 747 speed running community? It's like, yes. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, when they don't, um, you know what guys? You don't have to put in there's like the, the, the cost number or whatever it is. Like, yeah. Yeah, we don't know. The cost number is zero. We don't care. Right.

Cost index has what's called. Anyway. So that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was me. Ask Tom about flying. Um, did I say, oh, did I say what I destroyed? Did I say what I destroyed? You didn't say what you destroyed. Because I did destroy something when I was in Ireland. Did destroy under several vacation, yes. Yeah, I destroyed an oil pan. I destroyed an oil pan.

How did you do that, Tom? I drove a no pothole. An Ireland, really? Yeah, in a seat ibiza. Which I kind of, that was a fun car to drive. And we didn't know. I went to the pothole. I was like, shit, pulled out, went to the side of the road.

Yeah, that was my first mistake. I did a little walk around. I was like, everything looks good. There was no damage on the front. Like, so no, because there was nothing. Rattle like. Heard nothing the whole, we drove for eight more hours. Yeah.

And then the check, it was a hybrid one. And since we were driving so much, I think the oil was staying in like the engine. Right. You know, as opposed to settling out. And the longest pause was like an hour. And it was after that long pause, after we had stopped and got dinner. that we were driving. Of course, like, the most remote part of the day.

Yeah, we were driving and the oil morning light came on. And I was like, holy shit, we pulled over. I checked underneath. There was a quarter-sized hole in the engine shield with some oil dripping around it. I was like, yep, oil pan, fucking hit it. I was like, listen, we're going to put hybrid mode on. We're going to try and get to the place as, as, is. Fast as possible, we'll use just the EV mode.

Right. And limp it, basically, yeah. Yeah, limp it. But I said, I was telling my wife, I said, if it starts flashing oil, I have to stop. Because we're not, we're not paying for this. Right. They're going to charge us the whole fucking thing because it's going to be a totaled. And, yeah, we made it back.

The Irish guy was very funny who picked up the car. Of course, he was Irish or in Ireland. Humorous, humerus boddish, yes Well, he was like, he was saying He was like, oh, well, if it was just A Rock of the Road, it's an act of God You don't have to worry about it I'll tell them, I'll tell them, I'll take the pictures, I'll tell them myself

He was one of those guys who were saying ye We were in the part of Ireland where they say ye instead of you Yeah, yeah And I think he told them that I think he told, well, I kind of lied I said, I didn't notice I didn't notice, I said maybe it was a puddle in a rock I mean, we were on some of the rough roads on the bog road, a roundstone.

And he's like, oh, yeah, that could have been it. That could have been it. Yeah, it's an act of God. There's something you could have done. Thanks, guys. He said he was going to, yeah, I know. All right. He said he was going to tell him, hey, listen, they didn't do anything wrong.

They just hit a rock in a puddle. And it was the only thing that was damaged was the injured shield in the oil pan, which is not that. Right. That's not. To replace that's not, that's nothing. That's like two hours of work. Right. So, so we never got, they did, we did have the way today where they drove a new car out.

Which is crazy. You were telling me that. That's, yeah. I felt bad for the guy. He took the car that we damaged back to the airport. Oh. And then came back with it with the replacement. And it was like 6 p.m.

Right. And you could tell he was just like, oh my God. Buggy. I think I said. If there was anyone who needed the cigarette more in his life, it was this guy. Right. So if I had, I told my wife, I said, if I had cigarettes right now, I'd be like, do you want a couple? Like, I would just offer it to him.

But yeah, no, so that was fun. And they didn't, they didn't, they did nothing to our deposit. We got it all back. It's not bad, man. So, inshalla, they don't try to charge us later on. but uh yeah oh yeah i'm sure they will yeah they will um

you all right you would deserve and we'll get nothing yeah well i guess I guess hello no no all right

all right well hello welcome to to another episode 10,000 loss is the only Philadelphia sports podcast exists i'm your solo host yeah that's right bitch Tompane and my pronouncer he him and with me is nobody it's me

yay Liam yes it's what are your what are your pronouns they're he and him dickhead yeah this is that well that's how we keep like like making making the conservatives mad

oh it's the podcast they got 15 minutes in this time yeah yeah before they heard it I like I like that we milk these intros pretty good yeah yeah that's my favorite part

it's like oh we've read the intro a half hour to the fucking podcast. Whatever it brought us to be punctual, you know? No. No. Although you did have, we did, we released a bonus for you. We released the popular episode.

So you guys had some slop while we were away. Yeah. I think this will come out Sunday night. Although now, now that we, the sort of plan that because we deviate so much from it, probably is not obvious is it comes it's supposed to come out like sunday night monday morning except football season when i try to edit it and get it out before the same yeah for the same day you want to talk about football football um yeah so you watched which i told you not to i said stop doing this i did i did i did watch the eagles preseason and syriotic

talks like he's got a lipper in oh why wouldn't that would that wouldn't shock me right i mean he's a Her bag. Yeah, he is. But he is a clean, living Christian, upright Christian man. Yeah. Well, they love, you know, all those true tobacco like Protestants. Both took a sip of water at the same time. I was coffee.

I did have a, that's why I was, when you texted me that you were ready to record, I was like, give me 20 minutes because I need to finish my soup in my afternoon espresso. My soup? My soup. I had a soup. I needed to eat something. What soup did you have? just the shitty lipins.

Oh, buddy. You can do better than this. I was a little dehydrated. I made, yeah, you will. I made a, I made a, I made, what is it? I discovered that you can make Limeade last night. And then you could just put rum in it. And it's basically that great.

Oh, yeah, the old, the old, one-shot boiler makers we used to do at one-step boiler makers where we just poured the shot into the beer and drank all over. Oh, there you go.

Yeah. So it was just like, oh, I could just, this is just a daquiry. All right. Cuban rum, where are you? So I'm a little dehydrated

and needed some electrolytes today. Let's see. Oh, we didn't even finish the intro. We started talking about sports. No guests. Fuck you. announcements. No announcements.

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You're like my big ass desk? You're like a big ass desk? Dude, it's huge. There's like another foot behind my monitors. Nice. And that's not even, that's where you have a shelf there. You can hang your dick so it doesn't like drag on the floor. Well, I got those.

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is it do you have it on the special I can get it for right now actually hang on if you want if you want to you don't have to I'm happy to I like King of the Hell yeah King of the Hill is a show

for me where it's not like a laugh a minute but it's like it's like more than the sum of its parts Right It's just like a loving depiction The Hill on here too Oh

Yeah I have King of the Hill Hang on I have to do a on Wow that was a bail one Let me get my Hank Bobby I have to do a Hank Hill rewatch

I can't I can't really do Hank that well but dad I want to watch King of the Hill wow my voice sucks that yeah yeah I got some like shit in the back of my throat TV

I don't even know when these like I'm so confused by this King of the Hill season 14 there we go God damn that was impossible is that what the new one is is the season 14 yeah it's season 14 that's what's coded

it as at least. Gotcha. Got you. Do you want 1080P or 720P? It does. Or uncompressed, or compressed 4K Blu-Raeck. Whatever is he?

It's streaming from you. So. Yeah, that's probably the best. All right. I started downloading stuff in redundantly in 1080P and 4K. Because enough people use the server now that I had to preserve some bandwidth. how many how many terabytes do you have now tell you a second

hang on we'll just add this remember if Liam fixes the Plex server yes that's a great episode we had to do ones yeah it was a very popular episode title was it I assume it is when like one person is like

hey that was a funny episode title oh thank you freaks yeah sometimes the episode titles will like I know like I hit on a a good one. Yeah. Like the fight in your dad won. Like everyone, when they go like, oh, let me listen to the, the 10,000 loss.

Let me find an episode. Oh, fighting your dad. I'm definitely listening to that. Yeah. Our last one, our last one, of course, was a good word. Your honor, obviously I fuck with Jews. Yeah. I'll tell you, I have, but, but, but, but, but, uh, 90 terabytes.

Jesus. And I'm going to add another 30 terabyte drive when I can get them. It'll be well over 120 terabytes Good Lord That's great So let's go back to the Eagles preseason Peta bytecester Let's do it.

Yes, I agree Yeah, go ahead You were saying about Some about the Tana McKee is God now Tanner McKee is God He looks good I mean I don't know dude Preseason's a waste

But it was on yesterday And the Phillies weren't so Yeah that is true that was good scheduling. I don't know if it was deliberate. You shouldn't give a shit about preseason. It's fun to see like guys that will not make the league. That's true.

It's cool to see them run unusual plays or like weird, weird, you know, calls and shit. But no, you shouldn't put any fucking stock of preseason unless you have like a rookie QB. Yeah, that's the time you should put any stock in it. And even then you should be skeptical. Yeah, we beat the Bengals 3427. We're playing the Browns.

on the 16th Oh Oh boy The Cleveland contingent Yeah I don't know how He even has such a large fan base in Cleveland

But it does exist Well thank you I guess it's I guess it's the This sort of Northeast slash Rust Belt Demeanor Solidarity

Yeah solidarity Solidarity Solidarity Speaking of the Midwest and the Rust Belt yeah yeah so I feel bad for twins fans oh dude the fire sale

fucking that was a fucking fire cell that's that shit should be like illegal in the CBA I understand there's an ownership change but like that sucks yeah like oh we're just gonna like get all good get all good

like our good players gone so that we don't have to pay them right that that shit should be illegal yeah so the Phillies though we're we're involved with that um yeah thanks for uh i'm gonna pull up date de brousky no duran duran oh joan duran yeah he is dude he's a fucking flames he's a stud watching he's a stud watching him pitch was fucking something else my guy yeah uh we entrance and shit dude uh also uh i i'm gonna call it right now we we do we do bold

on the show. Oh, we're making the call? Yeah, we're calling it. Fills in five. Fills it five? Who are we going? Does not matter. Doesn't matter?

Doesn't matter. It feels nice that we have, that we have a closer. Like a genuine, like this is a guy who's not like, it's not like a guy we're taking like, oh, he used to be lights out a couple years ago. Mm-hmm. But now, no, this is a guy in his prime and he's a stud. And we're, yeah. Do this.

It feels like it, right? It feels like it. It feels good. And what's his name? So we traded. Here, I'm going to pull up the trade. Traded Mick Abel. Yeah.

Which, hey, I actually, him coming up and pitching that one game really well and showing that he could play, even though he had a couple innings. That was great because I think some team could work with him. And I think he can be like a back of the rotation. starting pitcher right um the we got the guy yeah we got the guy we we we lost uh edwarda tight yep and all right he was another prospect but we didn't trade our big our big guys right painters stayed uh crawford stayed right so we didn't we're not selling we didn't do full podres yeah and then we i do like the podres who are just like wind out all the time

Yeah, yes. I'm wheeling and dealing, baby. Someone get me away from the craps table. I'm going home. I'm going home. I'm going to find a house. And you know, we got, we got Harrison Bader who's not, who's that, hey, that's good. He's already homered.

Yeah, he's already homered. He's a, we needed a right handed bat in the outfield. Yep. And yeah. So he's, he's solid. I think we got someone else too, right? Didn't we get like one else. other pitcher?

Yeah, we got Dave Robertson's back here. David Robertson. Oh, yeah, we signed him. We signed him. I think he's getting ready to pitch. I don't think he's ready. Alvarado's coming back.

He's doing a... But he can't go for the post season, so... He can't, yeah. So he'll just be on the, he'll be on the September, like the, like, roster, that's it. Basically. Yeah. And the Expander roster.

And then Nola should be back. I don't care. I know. I mean, obviously, I hope he's like, decent but yeah starting pitching this year's been great um shorever is amazing he got to take his nap but now he's good again yeah i could we are we going to call shoreber 70 home run seas dude he fucking might he is hitting he is he is dude they they don't look

unstoppable like the like the brewers look unstoppable right now right but the fillies are just like it feels like it you know what I mean like you get that sort of like we called it pretty early for the birds last year too I think yeah yeah I think I think I think we're good and then the the the Mets also I have a rant real quick oh yeah go ahead stop doing Eagles chance at Phillies games when the Phillies are good hmm stop it I have mixed thoughts I but there's conditions there's conditions to them so here the conditions first you could do it with When the Phillies win. When the Phillies are up, like 10 of 2 or whatever, I'm actually kind of okay with it.

Yeah. If the Phillies are away and they're winning, I'm okay with it. Always okay with it. Yeah. If the Phillies are away, embarrassing people in their own barn is always funny. But if we're at home and losing, I don't want to hear it. No, exactly. Only if it's a blowout either, not if it's a close game.

I want to hear it. It, like, if it's, if it's, if it's, 10 to 2 in the ninth inning, Eagles chance, Sixers chance, I don't give a shit. Do any chant. Just, like, I, fuck it. Why not? But, yeah, I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear when the fills are down.

You're just being dickheads. And I get, I know our whole shit is just being a dickhead, but it's like, that's, that's enough. Yeah, it's, it's, it's not necessary. And I know that some, for some of our friends, um, like Stephen, um, it's like, uh, I hate I don't give a shit about football. I don't want to know it exists. Part of part to it, which, but we're football guys, so we don't give a shit in that way. But yeah, no.

It's like, all right, come on. But yeah, no. Football is two weeks away. Oh, shit. Yeah, we got to talk about that. We're two weeks away from Farmageddon. I, uh, I'm, oh, by the way, I, we can talk about this off the time. We can talk about it on air.

Uh, looks like I'm not going to Penn State. So I'll see at Temple, Oklahoma. Oh, we got to get this tickets then. Yeah. And I'm not doing thing redacted anymore, so I don't have to worry about that conference. Not doing thing redacted anymore? Yeah, I'm going to leave. Why?

I don't do it. You don't do it anymore. I don't do it anymore. I mean, I can cut it out. I'm not the United States. Yeah, I figured that was your logic. I support that. Yeah.

No. I, I, yeah. You can't in good conscience to do it. No. Um,

and I, and also I just, I haven't been out in two, three years. Just do one large bleep for all of this. Yeah. Just do that. So,

whether that's the 13th of September? Yeah. Yeah. I wonder how much of tickets are. Probably nothing. I don't know. Al Sports tickets. Oh, I'm not buying it.

I'm going to, no, I'm going to buy it for Temple University. Football. Ugh, the spray is hard to me. Buying tickets live on air. I just want to see how much they cost. Football, season tickets. No, I don't fucking season tickets. No, deposit.

Fuck that. I said single games. Yeah, I'm looking. There we go. Here we are. I'm a ticket master. Hello. tipping pitches fans.

I mean, we can sit... They are charging a little more for these. Yeah, but we can sit end zone for like $85. Or we can sit... Oh, that's fun. That's so funny they're trying that... How much are the games against fucking... The tickets against Howard,

because they're going to be like $10. I'm checking. They're literally half the price. The tickets against Howard. It's Oklahoma, man. Yeah, the cheapest tickets for Oklahoma are like $60. I mean, I'm going to this. game I don't care yeah no I'm down we got to make our annual pilgrimage to our beloved temple

university Alice football team yeah I'm dude I'm amped I've thought we've talked about it I did not I forgot to check temple football news um football temple football forever we got we got to see what our guys up to oh this poor man oh he's um oh he's talking about stadiums new digs temple should start planning now. No. I mean, Temple shouldn't have a football. Like,

we both acknowledge Temple probably shouldn't even have a football team, but like, um, put it, and put it where?

We're going to put it, 19th in Berks? Where, where the practice field is? No, practice fields, practice fields, the 10th and diamond.

Put it, put it in there and build the, build the stands into the viaduct for the regional rail. Yeah, that fucks. Yeah.

And then a train going by. Yeah, there's a train going by. Yeah, absolutely. we the chance get so hard like that like oh we can't we have to move the train at 10 miles per hour the tracks vibrating too much it's imagine that oh it's because apparently geoffrey lorry

had mentioned about building a new stadium oh yeah i saw that the link is what 20 years old yeah if there's something wrong with it you wait why why is it always building a new thing can't you just refurbish it they refuse to help it's so stupid i hate that and lorry's not norie's not the guy who's going to move the team out of the city he's not that kind of guy no he's come on this is the guy who said uh what what did he say when they tried to ban the push push like you guys are you guys like would have come like a teenage boy having a wet dream if you had figured out how to do this he said something to that effect to the other owners like you're just mad you couldn't figure out the touch push push you would

have come your pants like a teenage boy or something oh my god that's I like that our owners just like everyone in the city is just insane, right? It is. I guess we could say for Temple, it looks like Evan Simon is going to keep the job, the starting job. Well, I don't think Brock's still on the team. But the Giovanni McCoy kid is, he seems like he's a really good backup. And if Simon sucks, he could take over. I'll say it, right, exactly.

Yeah, we have the depth chart. Well, that's the defensive depth chart. Where's the starting depth chart? I just have the defensive depth chart. So I don't know. All right. I will say that the college football 26 did update the game for Temple's New uniforms. So that's good.

Yes, good. All right, where were we? Where were we? Oh, yeah. So in Ireland, What's the game? It's Kansas State versus Iowa State? Yeah, Farmageddon.

Yeah. The Farmergaden in Ireland, the Aer Lingus College Football Classic with, they have a new mascot called Celtic the Brave, which I was like, why not call him like a name of the Irish? Yeah. And I love there was a photo going around. I commented this in the Discord but there's a photo going around of like the banner in Galway for like the game on the end of Key Street and there's

like a fucking there's a store it's a Clata store and I bought my wife a ring there when we were first dating a clatter ring did you stupid? Yeah it broke in three days oh shit they sell you shit there

Corinne has I hate to embarrass her actually I don't hate to embarrass it's my favorite thing to do that's usually how it works with spouses yeah has a Mickey Mouse clodder rig which I find does she yeah I'm sure there's good ones out there yeah what's it like you turn the direction if you're like

looking like yeah it's based on relationship status basically you just like have you have like that's it that's it Sean I'm turning the other direction no don't do it don't do it um you know imagining some sort of Irish drama that would happen there

Yeah, some, some Yates, yeah. Yeah. Dude, I got to say, though, Yates, Yates was on this some shit. Dude, that part of Ireland, Sligo was amazing. I've heard. There was, the town is, like, oh, the town's in Ireland and not, like, great. They're just there. It's a town.

Right. But Sligo town seemed a little rough in some parts, but it seemed like it was up and coming. They had a nice food scene. It was a temple. Oh, yeah. No, no, none of this stuff makes me feel unsafe. I've only ever felt unsafe once in Ireland. I wasn't Dublin on the Lewis Red Line.

And that was just like, uh, these kids, it, it's my rule. I avoid groups of teenagers whenever possible, no matter what they look like. Yeah, me too. It just group of, oh, your fifth, a group of 15 year olds, anywhere in the world, I'm avoiding you. Mm-hmm. That's just, it's just a good rule. Um, your, your, your frontal lobes are fully developed. exactly that was a perfectly time can open

let's see what else what else oh speaking well soon we could talk about Ireland I was there for Donagall fighting facing carry in the all Ireland final fighting yeah there was there was a much funny in the Gaelic football finals and man Donagall it was like they're like they all go so hard into their teams and it's and it's all amateur right and it was kind of cool seeing the signs it was like

you know, John's Motor says Op Donagal and go Sean like there's whatever their guy is you know. From their local GAA I thought that was kind of cool and then I saw I wish I could have taken a picture of it the coolest guy ever

which was it said it was a truck parked on the side of the road like a like a semi and it had what's his name from Peaky Blinders killing Murphy with his paddy cap on and like a smoking Tommy gun

and just says and then up Donagall and it's like that's the best kind of guy just the guy who owns that truck yeah I was like oh you guys have it makes sense you have Peaky Blinders guys here

right because like track we don't think we ever talked about Peaky Blinders guys on here did we no like the the genre of guy who loves who loves like

oh yeah like there was there was guys like whenever a TV show comes out there's like a sort of like ethnic thing like when a sopranos come out a lot of guys decided

yeah I'm a real fucking Italian guy right now I was going to say Breaking Bad that just made a bunch Breaking Bad Breaking Bad just like

I loved that show I that was the fan base that made me stop watching TV with my friends you're mad men And had a resurgence and guys wanted to dress up in like suits and shit.

Don Draper shit, yeah. I'm going to be Don Draper. Biggie blinders. I want to be a guy wears a tweed, flat cap, but I have an edge to me. You don't know.

I might pull out. I might pull out switchblade. Uh-huh. I might get you. Yeah. If you might, you might get me. You might.

You might. No, you won't because you bought, you bought your, your flat cap at Target. As opposed to the Irish store to have the street. Yeah.

I was at our shelter the other day yesterday for an event and a kid came out to who I was like, did you play football? Like, yes. I want to play football. I was like, okay, I can't stop you. You probably shouldn't. He's like, would you play it? I was like, right guard.

O-line or no line, baby. Yeah. How could you tell? Is it the sound of my knees? Yeah. Creek crack Creek crack Hey you look like you have CTE

Did you play football? You're moving in a way that seems unnatural And you're kind of fat Yeah you have a you have a You know Sir is like your magic kid come up You have a slightly perceptible limp Barely perceptible

What did you do? Oh did I ever tell you about that So when I was flying to To Jacksonville there was a fan on our flight Well there's your problem Well there's your problem He was wearing the

The shirt The shirt yeah Yeah And he did not recognize me And I had to be like And my wife was like That's Liam He was like oh my god

Like it's so cool to meet you It was it was rad But then the guy behind him was like Hi Liam I'm like Are you a famous football player And I was like No Why would I be sitting in coach

With you peasants Yeah Yeah exactly shouts out to John from Pittsburgh who saw what's his name Ronnie Coleman in first class Yeah, Corin saw Mike Vic once

That's pretty cool I know I'm always when I walk at first class I'm like I'm like is anyone here famous But I'm like bad No it's just my mom-in-law Yeah I'm bad I'm bad with faces like in that context Truly favorite thing

And not to again embarrass my wife too much But it's very funny to me is my mother-in-law flies first class or she doesn't fly and the rest of us coach and she's and we at one time we were walking by

because she's hey that's not you know God bless very grateful for it but but Mr. McGrath buys us he's like

if we go out of place he's like you're flying coach your mother is flying first class which like that's a happy marriage but that's not the point because sometimes we walk by her we'll do the little sad shuffle and she's like yes

and she literally has done this to us so there's like six of us walking by and she's like yes go on peasants and like people will turn and look at her and she's like yes those are my children like I can do this yeah because if you're just doing that to like a normal like just someone you don't know

that's like you're you should be getting you're an asshole punch right now yeah right it was it was it was oh go ahead I was once at a bar with my old roommate and Roz and our old roommate And Joy, we were talking to her. We were trying to be the most annoying we could be. And this guy comes up to her.

I'm sorry. Like, are these guys bothering you? And she goes, yes, but I also live with them. And we were just like, hey, is this annoying? Hey, is this annoying? Like two grown men at age 25, just like trying to be the most annoying possible versions of themselves. I'm going to do that bit from dumb and dumber, the most annoying sound in the world.

my favorite well i milked the catheter i wore the boot to get on the plane uh so i got on first yeah and uh both flights uh i had i had a spare seat next to me just that just luck of the draw nice and yeah and my wife was stuck because we were like i'm not paying $120 to pick my seat um my wife was stuck in like the the window somewhere 37 D. F. Literally like 30, 35 F. Just the jump seat. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I was seated right over the wheel well, which was, you know, cool. And interesting experience. It's like, oh, my God, the, the landing gear is coming out. I can feel it. Texting your wife, but she's like, please divorce me. Please stop. Please stop.

Please stop. No. Yeah. Oh, no. That's Flaps one. Flaps 2 is about to come in a second Yep, flaps 2 Just like tarling decks

And the guy like craping him by the shoulders Guys, flaps 3 Then the landing gear They only flaps 4 Being detained on the flight Not because you're a security risk But because you're too annoying Yeah, I just have a copy

of the fucking checklist I'm like I'm going through It's like a scorecard in baseball Yeah, all right all right we're up we have positive just doing like all the cause positive rate climb laying the gear up

landing gear up like just doing the whole motions guys I'm practicing for when I get to fly yeah auto fire on cruise cruise yeah just everyone has to you know green dot green dot

whatever the fucking shit you call out V1 rotate yeah yeah I know what that means I don't, so God bless Oh, rotate is Rotate is when you

The speed of which you start to rotate the back of it You know Okay You actually take off V1 is like Okay, if we're going to This is the decision time Like if we have to reject the takeoff

We could stop before the distance Before we start going barreling into the ground Yeah Yeah like we don't have to crash into whatever's behind the runway If we stop now All right. So we got a shitload of listener messages. Let's get started.

All right. We have John for Pittsburgh, Pixburg expletives. I'm copying. This is his message. And it's an article says Pittsburgh Pirates, all-time record falls to 500 for the first time over a century. And his message is, hailed a pit. Fuck, Penn State, Return the Glory, downtown Pittsburgh.

What would you do to the Nuttings? Dan, Picksburg. What would you do to the Nuttings for their great? What would Yins do to the Nuttings for their great contribution to the Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh Pirates? You get the wall. You get the wall, Bob. Yeah. Yeah, get the wall.

Fucking fly in here. This is glad to say angry yellow jacket. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, basically, I mean, they should have their. our ownership stripped. Mm-hmm. Really?

You should have to have a thing. And that ties into something we didn't talk about, Bryce Harper basically telling Manfred the fuck off. Yeah, get the fuck out of our clubhouse. Because apparently the last CBA, they... They want a salary cap. Well, so what's his name?

Rob Manfred has to go to every team's clubhouse leaves once a year and talk to the players. That was part of the last CDA. Yeah. So that's why he was there. And he's floating the idea of a salary cap. And the MLB owners have won of the salary cap for years

But the players say no Unless there's like a salary floor And these restrictions And yeah Open the fucking books, man Yeah, exactly So the only reason we know anything about NFL Was because of the Packers being publicly owned

You know, open the fucking books Fucking they all make money Not a single, not a single baseball team loses money Exactly It's such bullshit. Yeah, so yeah, they get the wall. All right. we have the next one's Metric Mike

Hey Tom and Yee Liam so I watched the all-star game okay I watched the first two and a half innings fell asleep then woke up from the National League rally in the ninth of tie six six so the thoughts on it automated ball strike challenge system

home derby shootout or as I called it sudden death triple overtime shootout to decide to take the winner it's officially a tired fucking rocked the swing off fucking rocked yeah swing else are cool yeah I didn't watch it I didn't watch any of it

automatic ball strike challenge system I don't know how did you feel about that fine I mean it sucks but I mean umpiring is part of the game you get ref ball you lose ref ball it's in every other sport too yeah um players are not players are not gonna like because there's an element of the game where hey if it's three and oh and the pitcher throws a borderline strike you're gonna get the strike call the same if it's you got it's no two count and the pitcher throws a borderline strike they might give it to the batter like And that's sort of how they're taught to do it.

It gives it a little more of a, hey, let's make this a little more interesting. Yeah. But anyway. To continue metric mic. Also, Guardians being shit curse strikes again, American League going from 6-0 to losing the game at the last moment possible. Fuck OSU. Fuck the Browns bring back British rail. Here's something about the All-Star game.

It's going to be a feeling next year. Have you seen... We're going to be allowed to do it again. Yeah. have you seen how bad the advertising has gotten they took down the old the clock that was supposed to be like the clock at Shib

I know to put the fucking ad up like every bring back the old out of town scoreboard come on it's and not the Browski but Milton's like hey well you know we're spending a lot on the on the team this is helping us recoup some of that clock no it's not you're making

tons of money regardless you're just not making the exact amount of money A beer's $16, man, fuck $15. A sandwich is like $80. Like, come on. Fuck you. Yeah, fuck off. It's such an expensive goddamn stadium.

I got to go to another game. But fuck you. I bring in food now. I just bring in food. Yeah, I don't blame you. Oh, man, it's a long one. You know who it says. It's Roshin.

Hey, Roshin. Let me do it. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam, Roshin. She, her. Here's a recap. What happened in Cleveland Sports? Over your summer vacation.

Guardians are deader than Kissinger It's been having the easiest remaining Schedule in baseball A second Cleveland pitcher I set the gambling scandal Bullpen centerpiece Formerly likely trick-hidden Emmanuel Class has joined Luis

Oh fuck you And being put on paid lead Through August 31st due to the on-going Investigation into Yeah This might be something we need to talk about Next week Yeah

Being even more blatant in my opinion than Ortiz It boggles the mind That the greatest closure in Cleveland Baseball history It would have been a shoeing for Cooperstall Tourist scrim on behalf of a few degenerate dipshits looking to make a buck

But then again, Pete Rose did it when he wasn't being a pedophile. Well, no, Pete Rose did it for himself. He just also was a pedophile. The trade deadline has come and gone. Guards did next to fuck all, simply dealing Shane Bieber as a rental to the Jays for a lights out pitching prospect of Kale, Stephen. And double the dead weight that is, shut up. That is Paul Stewart onto Detroit for future considerations to the castor a player to be named later. Fortunately, the team did not go ahead with the assigne move dealing away Stephen Kwan,

despite all the team's clamoring for him, but horribly bothered by the lack of deadline action. Jimmy made a statement July 29 saying the dome will go forward with or without county approval but I'll get some food come by yaw bullshit Now is the time to work together Maybe it doesn't work out with the county But now it's time to see if we can't work together For sale signs have come down for the site

Groundbreaking schedule for later this year With major construction on the boondoggle to be coming in 2026 Plans are tearing down the factory Why am I what are you unzipping? What? My pants? No, I was a file just Sort of unzipping on a zone? Yeah. Uh-oh. The virus episode. Where are you in zipping is going to be the episode

title, by the way. Thank you. I don't know why my computer does this. Uh, plans to return. No Cavs News at the moment other than the massive public funeral held it rock and real last week for some pig who got shot in the rain that made downtown a massive traffic night over that day. Demunking the bit that the only good cop is a dead cop said bring you to death. All cops are master. Looking forward to Thomas recounting of his trip to country redact that has already happened at this point

in the episode go guards go pack go go phils go birds fuck Jimmy Haslam fuck the Browns fuck Ohio State fuck Penn State

and fuck 12 yep and if you are a Roshin fan you're getting double Roshin today oh I forgot to upload the voicemails

let me upload those real quick because Roshin has a voicemail Wiki Kyle and Henry Kyle I'm only playing the one of yours, so be grateful.

My disc bell, what happened? Is your disc full? My C drive is full. I don't know how. Yeah, my D drive is always 5.75 inches full. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right.

Did you just be normal for what's your goddamn life? No. All right. We got Rishin. Are you good to go, like to keep recording? No, I'm not. Hang on, please. All right. Yeah.

Oh, keep looking at. Fuck you, take a ticket master. Why are you doing Temple Owls? Big question. How much are Al season tickets? Too much. Pursuing tickets with a sole intent to resell is strictly prohibited and violates Temple Al's athletics ticket policy. Mm-hmm.

Temple Football Cherry Plan. white plan six plus five plus one zero bytes free okay that's a new one you did download a zip bomb no I know what happened call of duty took another fucking massive update I got to put it on my fucking see drag god damn I'm gonna install this yes I'd install I'm gonna throw it on my fourth SSD yeah yeah season tickets started 150 bucks that's too still too much money all right hang on am i good now i'll tell you a second okay i that took 250 gigs call duty did that's too much oh my god i do appear to be good now hang on one second well i check did i crack did we crash at any point no it didn't excellent

I'm saying on one more second, sorry. I just need to see what my MVME drive looks like because I have so many of them. Okay. I am going to be good. Now, I'm good. All right, now you're good? Yeah, I'm good.

My audacity crashed. Oh. But I sent caster should be fine. How much are these tickets? Hold on. Sign it. Oh, I guess. I was just looking at the car.

It's $300 each or something That's all six games You can get just two game season tickets All right Anyway So yeah If you like Roshin You're gonna get double Roshin

Because she called in She called her four times What's two minute times Well she had to You know refine it So now we have the fourth take Which is the one that I was instructed To use

So Hey Tom Yay Liam Roshin She her this is now take four of the voicemail I'm recording after the

August 1st 3-2 Guardians win in 10 we played the half of the Minnesota twins that wasn't traded away at the deadline tonight it was apparently everyone's birthday but mine at the corner of Carnegie in Ontario today including one of the friends I went with our day started with a fool's errand

to obtain Bumbleberry boozy milkshakes on the other side of the park, but unfortunately Bumbleberry boozy milkshake machine broke. So we then got to our seats where I got to find out that the new stadium seats still hurt my fat ass, though not as much as the old ones. The game itself was pretty uneventful,

typical 2025-style guards ball, guardians scored early then blew it, not scoring again until Manzardo's walk-up base hit in the 10th. Meanwhile, in the stands, the guy man-spreading next to me fell asleep during the middle linens. Then somebody tried throwing dollar dogs to people in my section in the 6th, but he was very bad at it, and they instantly fell out of the foil wrapping and made a mess. The highlight of the game experience, however, came in the top of the 7th when the Margarita guy

came around shouting margarita at the top of his lungs nozzle in hand leading to a margarita keg strapped through his back uh that's the margarita's got margarita guys tap ran dry before i could get one but perhaps sunday our path shall cross again anyway go guards go pack go go go birds fuck jimmy haslam fuck ohio state and fuck penn state oh thank you I like the keg guy that's that's a good one yeah

I had a point there I was going to make if I can't remember it that people would die in Philly if we did that yeah oh yeah yeah yeah I got

dude I ran out a margaritas for the keg so I just put I got I went over to Jersey real quick well real quack I went over a Jersey's That's more accurately.

Yeah, I went over to Jersey real quick, and I got them, the Everclear's. I put that shit in the fucking keg. I'm going to shoot that in your mouth. Just squirting ever cleared to like the fans. Yeah. Oh, man. Thanks for Richie for going on. And I'm sorry it took you four tries to get that, they get that without making the mistake.

meanwhile we just fucking gun it live and if there's any mistakes we'll leave them in yeah I'm back I'm finally back I like on a sold call of duty set a very extremely rude uh yeah I'm good oh would you send something rude to do you want to do is or you can't share that to be like why is this doing this stop oh hell yeah 30 gig updates stop assuming I want to install my C-Drive. Leave me alone. Also, also the long-range GFS model, which loves to spin up horrible hurricanes,

is spinning up a category five that will roll over the Bahamas, shoot the gap between Key West and Havana, and then destroy Houston. Good. So, so inshalla. Good. It avoids Savannah because of the, the technology.

they have there. Yes. The communism can prevent the hurricanes. Drunk spools in Havana. Yep. All right. We got Charlie.

Let's listen to Charlie. Hey, guys. Yay, Liam. Hey, Tom. Charlie from Roxborough. He's him. Recapping three weeks of

Philadelphia Union soccer. Now that Tom has came back from a beautiful Syracuse home of Archimedes Otto the Orange and Dave Mira that's weird to you

would take a three-week vacation in the Syracuse. Philadelphia Union went to Houston Drew with the Houston Dynamo 1-1. Alahander Badoia got the loan goal gave up a penalty to former Philadelphia Union

flyer Jack McGlynn who kissed the crest to cause everybody to suddenly hate him when the Union ran him out of town for 2 million. Then the next game, they were home to Colorado Rapids. Got down to an early goal in the first half. Didn't look too great, but came back with another kicking for chicken goal at home.

Ty Borevo got the first tire and Mikhail Ura got two goals, the game winner, off of his wrong foot, to put the union up and got a late one in stoppage to win the game 3-1. and tonight, the game I did not see, they did grow with Bundesleaders side on track for 2-2, Bruno Damiani, and Chris Donovan got the goals. Union are in Fox with potentially bringing Milan Iloski from San Diego, his loan deal is done. They terminated because they're not going to pick it up. up his contract from some team and I think it's done from the Danish League that I'm not going to even try to pronounce it'll probably pick him up which means he's another

forward so rumors of them moving either Ty Bribo potentially to World Club Club Cup side Sunimese or possibly not taking on giving any more options to Mikhail Ura in the off season because his contract will run out at the end of the season. You will be back at action at home for real games to Toronto FC next Saturday. Later, fellas. Bye, Charlie. Thanks, Charlie. So I had to look up.

It's the Super League of because Danish is a fucking weird language. It's like, so supalika. Supalika. Sure. And then just because I had looked up Denmark, on Wikipedia. I love their anthem is called There is a lovely country, and I'm

guessing it's about a different country. And then their royal anthem is called King Christian stood by the lofty mass. That sounds like a fucking metal album. It does fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Did you listen to King Christian? Yeah, the album stood by the lofty

mass fucking slaps, dude. The blast beats and that shit the whole time. all right who we got next we got Wookie next there's more drama in the arena world and he's going to still happening

I don't know hey Liam it's postman Wookieke call once again with another arena ball update pronoun T.M shift on fire right now in the indoor football league

but everyone thinks is the big shining deacon of a arena ball right now. Shining City on a hill. This was the old news by the time this goes live

but last night August 4th the Arizona Rattlers, yes Arizona Rattlers from the original AFL days, they lost in a last second play to the San Diego Strike Force.

San Diego Strike Force. Oh, last second touchdown. Apparently, there was too many men in motion. The rest didn't catch it. Arizona was out of timeouts, so Coach Kevin Guy could not challenge, and the game ended. He tried claiming that they stopped it, they didn't get a snap off before the fog ran out. Replay showed that it was one second left on a clock. And then he proceeded to have a giant crash out on a clock.

in the post-game presser. And today he's currently protested the decision at the end of the game and the touchdown to the IFL. This, if he succeeds this full San Diego out of the Western Conference finals against the Vegas Nighthawks and puts the Arizona ward of the defendant of the NFL National Championship team. A fucking crazy, crazy situation. Guy is the head coach of Arizona.

He also owns the Tucson Sugar Skulls. Where are the IFL in Tucson, Arizona, where the NFL National Championship is being played in a couple weeks? Fucking crazy situation. Fucking insane, I'm not mad. I'm not mad situation for Arizona right now. and this could have long-reaching implications not just for Arizona and the indoor football league

but this could quite possibly drive teams to the AF1 fucking crazy shit going on right now if you have a chance to I'll link the video of Guy crashing out to the Discord it's fucking nuts okay back to delivering mail in the rain just wanted to give you guys an updates of fucking more

ball shenanigans. That, um, this, yeah, like I said, this is like Game of Thrones. Holy Roman Empire shit. Yeah. Oh, all right. Uh, we got Captain Cleveland. Let's list to Captain Cleveland. Uh, hey, Liam.

Uh, Kyle from Cleveland, back again. Uh, I realized to my call that I didn't really talk too much about sports last time. Uh, and I want to refresh that year. Yeah, that's why I'm not. First off, the Cleveland Rockers, I guess, are back now. The WMBA has announced that there's going to be a new team. It's going to be the rebirth of the Cleveland Rockers, which is awesome. I only follow basketball when it's Cleveland-related, so now I have a new team to root for, which is great.

That's amazing. I kind of wish they would add a women's professional. hockey league team to that as well, but it's Cleveland we're going to get what we can get. I don't have to see it, but good to know. Also,

Cleveland, Minnesota Vikings news, you all best be afraid of the Vikings defense, because that's kind of the only thing we have going for ourselves now. The Vikings defense is fucking

terrifying. They have a tip on their shoulder from the pro-season game and they're just fucking going for it. J.J. McCarthy, we'll see how he goes with the preseason, I guess, is meant to play in the first pre-season game.

And I remember how the last game went, which is that's when he broke his fucking leg. So let's see how we go. I do so think if he can keep healthy or if like one of the other four fucking quarterbacks with Vikings have remains healthy maybe we can get something through that but

it's Minnesota Vikings spin it like fucking spit it you never fucking know the one thing I'll say for the Vikings at least we don't have six quarterbacks unlike the fucking Cleveland Browns what the fuck guys like you're already

a leg laughing stock of the NFL you have fucking six quarterbacks god fucking damn Joe Flacco um they still have PJ Moff or no 0-4

uh CFL now I'll thoughts the guys that are Kyle out Calgary Stapines yeah oh thank you Kyle all right and we got

we got one more and I imagine that's going to be talking about the twins. We got Henry from Minnesota. Yay, Liam and Sugoy, Tom. Surrey from Minnesota here, pronouns here, he, him, back fresh and only slightly sunburnt from Evo 2025 years.

Are you really fighting games in Las Vegas? I had a really good time despite having to use the Las Vegas loop once. I don't understand why it's not a train. If only there was a podcast that it could explain why. Anyway, we mostly start to take. the monorail after that, only to discover on the night of the last day that our hotel was actually closer to the venue than the monorail station, and we could have just walked. Oops.

Anyway, I first wanted to take a moment to hype up my roommate who competed in the event and was one of 547 people entering a game and placed 65th out of everyone, which is really fucking good, all things considered. In other news, in the other games, Sonic Fox, the Transferry God, clutched their eight. Evo Championship title in Mortal Kombat 1, after tee-bagging their opponent right before the final blow, their pals with the person they did it, too, so it was in good fun. And immediately after the match tweeted, I'm gay and the best fucking Mortal Kombat player in the world. True. On a related note, a Pakistani player named Arslan Ash won his sixth consecutive Evo trophy into Tekken 8 this year. So a lot of players continuing to dominate in their respective games.

In Marvel vs. Capcom 2, the retro game this year, the veteran player combo fiend did a little something demonstrated in the famous YouTube video. You want to learn how to do a fucking infinite in which a young man calmly details how to perform an infinitely looping combo. If you haven't seen that, give it a watch, it's very good. And finally, in Street Fighter this year, Street Fighter 6, a player named Mickey, who is 16 years old, managed to get third place in the entire turn. tournament, Street Fighter being the most entered game this year,

which is a fantastic run for somebody so young. The kids are all right. That's Street Fighter. Anyway, that's pretty much all I have left to offer here. Only other thing to mention is one of the things that I bought, because I spent a lot of money on prints and stuff, I bought a Waffle House print.

Very funny. Anyway, I got to go now. I need to go think of a funny way to end this email. Wait, email. I think it was a bit, Liam. That was pretty fucking good. Yeah.

Also, shut up. Well, we're about to shut up soon. Anyway, this has been an hour, 10 minutes. They're getting a lot extra slap since it's a mailbag after a long, a little summer break. All right. Let's give our shouts out. North Catholic tier patrons, Patrick, Sean, Mike, Kate, Charlie, Kyle chucklebird, cat, juniper,

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Yeah. You sound very distant. That's because I'm leaning back in my chair. Yeah. Is this daughter, daddy? Oh, ooh. Leave it in. Oh, well.

leave that in. I actually came across really really night. Like the quality on that one was good. Thank you. Yeah. That's what happens to you. You had found the optimal. Take that out. Leave everything else out. I'm going to rejigrate around.

So it sounds like you finally reached it yourself. How does this sound? Actually sounds really good. Yeah, that's because I'm leading directly into the microphone doing like a crisp read. Yeah. No, that came across. Very crisp. It's like an autumn morning.

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