Ten Thousand Losses - What would you do with a [REDACTED]?

Episode Date: May 16, 2023

In a rare Tom more-actionable-threats-than-Liam edition, the boys ramble about healthcare, the state of baseball, go down the road of Sundown towns, NOT LEGAL ADVICE about guns, talk about elevated positions, then cap off with a classic "which mascot could you beat in a fight" debate. Obviously recorded before the Sixers showed their whole ass, we will talk about that on Ep. 62.  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod  Leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Sundown Town map we mentioned.

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I want to tell you about my fucking day. Yeah, go ahead. Tell you about your fucking day. So, I was laid off a couple weeks ago oh sorry i hear that it's all good and i uh so i have now health insurance to the marketplace for which i pay 303 a month what a great marketplace i love terrible fucking terror for the bronze plan fucking terrible so for the first time so i am on two medications i am on pristik as an antidepressant i'm on a billify which is anti-psychotic so i needed to refill those i saw my doctor on monday he said yeah no problem my new insurance requires

a prior auth for my goddamn pristik i have never had this before for an antidepressant. So I spent today calling my health insurance company who said, well, we needed a prior auth approval. Okay. Called the doctor, the insurance company then called me back and put me on a conference call with the doctor who had already spoken to. And I spent,

and I have said this, I am, I am not super thrilled about this, but I never lose my shit at customer service workers. Because I understand it's a shitty job, and you don't want to be here, I don't want to be here. But it was the first time in ages where I was just like, you're just fucking me over. Escalate this now. I need these medications.

I'm not dealing with your bullshit. Fucking escalate it. Say all the keywords. Yeah, well, I can't really do that. medications you know i'm not i'm not i'm not dealing with your bullshit fucking escalate it yeah say all the keywords yeah well i can't really do that and i was and i was like no no we're gonna like we're gonna have problems like i will make this the worst day of your life now fucking like move it yeah uh so now uh my my doctor has reached out to my insurance company finally and they're like oh it'll take one to three business days and it it's like, that's great. I love to just not know if I'm going to have my meds. That's cool.

It's really, it's really great, dude. I actually, my favorite fucking thing about America is that just nothing fucking works. No, it's not even that like, we don't have it.

It's just, we have it and it sucks. Healthcare. We have healthcare. It just sucks. Public transit. We have it and it sucks. Unless,

unless you are, are somehow privileged and you can pay for the premium tier platinum plus right you're a mere bronze give me my fucking meds give me my fucking medications

I'm on an anti-psychotic for a reason give it to me I'm gonna stop taking this one if you don't put me on that one fucking horrible dude and give it to me. I'm going to stop taking this one if you don't put me on that one. Fucking horrible, dude. I have a wire shark on you right now. I'm going to fucking find out where the fuck you work.

What fucking Xerox fucking car park hell that you work at. I will come to your office and I will make your day very unpleasant. I'm going to do donuts in my GTI outside your office until you will make i will make your day very unpleasant i am going to do donuts in my gti outside your office until you fucking come out you want to see how loud this exhaust goes me too i'll take the muffler off i don't give a shit straight pipe you to hell

so uh we're on zencaster which we pay for well you and i don't pay for it but roscoe is for it yeah uh and yesterday we were recording a bonus episode of wtyp um and we had that same lag we had with kate wagner so we had to go to like discord and just like hammer together locals so i assume dev uh is losing their shit at us right now oh poor devin yeah that sucks so yeah i but in in in in in em news i went to see the phillies today you did it did the phillies won one nothing i i got the drink bat the beverage bat 26 ounces of nickel lobe Ultra right to the dome. I had a fucking ball. The stadium, I will say this, I have always had a soft spot

for CBP. Tremendous experience today. It's a great ballpark. Great ballpark. Beer costs way too much fucking money, but for $16, which is way too much fucking money, you can get, they now have the Voodoo Ranger Imperial. That's how I

drank last game. The 9.5 guy, yeah. I have one. Yeah, yeah. I, uh, listen, man, we're old, but, uh, yeah, uh, Philly's one, uh, to the person I know who's a Mariners fan, uh, suck that shit.

Uh, I hope you're unhappy. Uh. I don't have any beef with the Mariners. I kind of have a soft spot for them. Oh, yeah. They're kind of lovable losers, basically. And they're a playoff team. And they have been entertaining with Cal Rowley, a.k.a. Big Dumper.

And John Kruk. It's like, I don't know why I call him Big Dumper. I see bigger ones all the time. I bigger ones you know in my mirror in the morning it's like all right what are you doing i'd love i they need to make him the permanent fucking color the color guy i don't know why they i don't need to hear rumen de mera jr talk about trades that he made no i don't i don't give a shit right like ben davis i could hear how square his head is through the microphone uh dude that he has a perfectly square head i i i feel bad for his mom uh that's fucking oh yeah uh seems like a nice guy but yeah uh i like he gets mad

at the other team when they do dumb stuff. Right. It's like, no, let's take advantage of it. Oh, man. Yeah. I was at Citizens. I've been at two games so far, but I was there. The game against the Rockies. Right. What do you think?

Pitch clockwise. You like it? I like it, man. I like it, man. Two hours and 11 minutes. We were out. Yeah. You texted me.

I was still teaching yeah the game ended like i'm on my last class left so like i was still at work um that was that's pretty too the the official time was two uh hours and four minutes that's not bad uh hang on one second i just need to see what today's game of the day is uh i guess we're watching cardinals giants oh nice wow uh hang on one second let me just bring up the mlb streams i i i love that uh that that one of the features of this podcast is that uh i am i am always watching a game as we record absolutely yeah that's it's you can't get enough baseball anymore it's the i like baseball and i like that this the illegal streaming site that i use has the same logo as septa yes oh uh speaking of illegal uh i guess not illegal. I do want to shout out the guy who was in the bathroom at the urinal with his hand over his heart taking a piss during the national anthem.

The last game I was at. That's true dedication to your country to be commended. You don't want to be disrespectful like having like by not having your hand over your heart while you have your dick out. So I. How do you make love? With my hand over my heart yeah right i mean we are you know wait you're a gentleman of a kind yeah i don't i don't show my penis to a lady that's only for the fellas uh right of course yeah all right that's your deal oh fuck man fuck, man, dude. And I got to say, you know, medicine in this country sucks. I want to go back to that for a second.

I just fucking hate it. It sucks like that. Oh, I think you could buy a beer for $15 in a baseball bat, but that doesn't require prior authorization. No, no, no. The beer was not $15 in the bat. Oh, how much was it? Guess. $26.

It was $28. All right. But that includes the beer. You know, it's a 26-ounce beer, so it kind of, you figure, all right, I'm getting the bat for basically $13. Could you refill it? No refills. No refills. No refills no refills no refills well i listen aramark we

got to talk about how you have how you run these concessions it's uh badly it's the people there are nice but man the efficiency is really poor sorry this is really funny i'm looking at four stolen bases in a game for the a's it's's Ricky Henderson 14 times, and then, like, everybody else once. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Ricky Henderson was... Oh, I'm watching Angels A's by accident.

Oh, Angels... This is supposed to be Giants... Yeah, it's supposed to be Giants cards. What the fuck? I think Shohei's pitching, though. Is he? Yeah, he is. Nice.

So, hello. Welcome to another episode 10 000 losses our 60th episode the only podcast that tries to get bootleg sports teams to work live on air yeah the only only podcast that threatens uh call center employees and is right to do so i might say it isn't right my dad's a lawyer my dad's a lawyer my dad is a lawyer yeah both my parents are lawyers what's your name i'm gonna have make sure that you're in you're in discovery your name's gonna be right in court are you ready for that young man yeah uh i have you down here as ass face comma fuck ass yeah i yeah i yeah you don't want yeah you don't want to be that guy but sometimes yeah uh when when i worked uh in a debt foreclosure thing for three months i got fired um i uh had to take this whole training on like if and I was not a phone call person but just in case

someone was doing phone calls um I had to do um a training for like escalation and they have keywords in there like if someone says certain words you're supposed to escalate it immediately lawsuit lawyer um due process I those are three I remember but there was a couple other right it's like yeah yeah yeah it's like hello how's it going uh lawyer lawyer lawyer lawsuit lawsuit escalate escalate now now i don't want to talk to you you're not gonna do anything for me i know you're just there you're on interference that you don't realize that but that's what your job is let me tell you about this book a guy named carl wrote all right uh let's finish the intro. I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he, him, and with me is my co-host, Ye.

Liam. Hi, I'm Liam Anderson. My pronouns are he, him. Alright, announcements. The episode with Etienne is out. Go listen to that. I want the stream to work. No, I got it. And the bonus

with Patrick will be out out that'll be the may bonus so okay yeah they'll come out soon that is very good it was a very good one of the one of the more enjoyable ones not that they haven't all been enjoyable but that one was really fun to edit um and especially since nate diaz choked out a guy While you were in Nolans, were you part of that? Yeah, I was. Well, I heard the words Jake Paul and like it's CIA deep cover agent. My phrase was activated. And what I did was I bought two hand grenades and just sort of.

And he needs a drink. Base hit. Base hit. Was it? Yeah, it's a double. double oh that was a terrible throw wow you're very bad at basketball it hit him in the butt it hit the rudder in the butt oh he got he got soaked he got he got hit in the butt oh we're gonna have new butt gif incoming new butt gif incoming oh he's thick who who who was hit uh yester yestrominsky on the? Yastrominsky

on the Giants. Yastrominsky on the Giants, yeah. He was batting. Yeah. The catcher is coming out to yell at Mikolas, the pitcher. Myles Mikolas? Yeah. I think he bit a lizard's head off or something like that. What the fuck? I hate

baseball. I know. Baseball is fucking weird, dude. Hockey is is fucking weird dude hockey is also fucking weird stuff yeah what are you gonna do hey at least at least you know we like a team that is lovable bunch of normal sport yeah uh okay yes uh voicemail 267-371-7218 please give us your name and pronouns i almost left the voicemail for you as a joke from the show's game today i thought that would have been funny i actually next time it's funny our brains are saying because i almost texted you to do that i was like i'll do it for the fan section yeah um patreon.com so it's 10,000 losses if you want to listen to the bonuses the bone eye bony bonito oh yeah all right so uh it's the saying in the baseball realm there was there was

going to be a strike the pirates uh ticket takers and yeah ushers but that has been resolved i see i saw i followed up on that um i am not i one of the things i think the difference between you and people always say i can't't tell apart Liam and Tom. They sound exactly the same. They do say that. Yeah, yeah. And it's the handsomeness and the pure sexual charisma. It is.

It is. One of the ways you can tell us apart on Twitter, besides our usernames, is I typically don't engage people who deserve to be engaged with. You will pursue them to their deaths. Yeah, I will. I will run them until they block. Yeah, you will run them off the cliff. And there I took every ounce of restraint. I didn't even send you the link because I knew that you would have went off on the comments in the people talking about how these people didn't deserve to get paid, how they didn't deserve.

Shut the fuck up. To be in a union. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Those fucking owners are worth a billion dollars suck the shit out of my ass and they're like dude they make like 30 fucking dollars a game like because it's an hourly fucking wage and it's all elderly people and stuff like that like get more fucking money get more fucking money if they have to sit through entire pirates games they should be paid fucking quadruple what they are now that should be fucking hazard pay yeah that's yeah yeah anyone being forced to watch a pirates game although right this season they're fucking good for some reason i don't know they're sick yeah dude baseball is backwards this year like it's most of the good teams suck and most of the bad teams are doing good. I, I, I hope the pirates continue to play well, but in the other hand,

I don't want nothing to be rewarded for his bad behavior. Exactly. No, exactly. And speaking of shitty owners. So, uh, John Fisher, uh, has they signed a deal to move the A's over to fucking Las Vegas. No, they're still going to suck there too. So, uh tail so uh yeah yeah but they'll probably they'll probably start spending money because they don't want to spend any money on on the coliseum and then all this like platitude about uh again the discourse on this is like well the the they already had a stadium ready to go people were protesting it's like you stop getting your takes from fucking barstool jesus christ right like they

the people of oakland deserve better it sucks it sucks las vegas we are consistently on the record it's not a real city i mean literally it's not a city it's no it's not it's not incorporated it's like what paradise or something like that? Two or three other municipalities. It's not a real city. It's not going to have water in 50 years. Nope. I guess they'll move back to Philly at that point. I don't really want them.

No, they wouldn't be allowed to. They'd say, we already got a team. Fuck you. It was a big deal getting the Mets the mets in the new york after the dodgers and the giants left but uh oh i'm tweeting you're tweeting about what lamar jackson oh yeah i love him dude i i i absolutely love the kid i think he's fucking tremendous yeah let's not get ourselves we're almost there we're almost there fuck you let's get the baseball we could do we could do football next but let's get to baseball out of the way.

The A's, yes, the A's are very, very likely moving. They have a AAA team there, so they might play their season next year. Yeah, they do, right? Yeah, the Aviators, I think. Yeah, the Aviators. Yeah. I just, it is part of this premiumization of sports. It's normally known as the Las Vegas 51s and the Las Vegas Stars.

Like, they're going to build a stadium. It's going to be half luxury boxes. And they're going to be sold out, but it's going to be companies selling it. And no one's going to show up to the fucking games. Because, yeah, all right. Are there people in Las Vegas who are normal people and ordinary workers absolutely they you know what they can they can have a train built to california how about that i'm trying to find raiders attendance numbers oh that's a good that's yeah i mean attendance yeah i mean they get decent tenants but it's all away fans that's

what i'm thinking like is it how much of that is like local like area code like look up that or the zip code it's 65 out of towners there you go um i don't know what kind of i mean when citizens bank park reaches 10 out of towners i start getting mad yeah uh if it's a break especially his braids are mets uh yeah i fucking hate the braves dude yeah look at our fucking big hat shut the fuck up yeah and and you can't do that anymore dickheads you know that big hat that the reason they have some milquetoast giant hat is someone in that clubhouse said let's do a war dress war bonnet let's do that nah dude you fucking think they they they they know that much i i think someone suggested yeah well yeah let's go get a get a fucking indian thing on the head let's do that see i don't i don't

and that was intellectual credit i don't think yeah well i don't spencer shredder wouldn't do that because he's he's on the uh bernie wagon apparently but uh um yeah i don't know fuck the braves yeah fuck the braves dude i braves i yeah i don't know um but uh the phillies we're now 500 today we're on a road trip so uh you were at the businessman special because you are special and like business. Yes, I do. You do business all the time. I do do business all the time. They call you...

Big Deals Anderson, yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, you got to inform me. I did. Sorry. Lay off Liam because when you come in to a new company, you cut that all the shit. That's me. I'm a corporate raider. Yeah, corporate raider. corporate raider here we go just like the just like the uh las vegas raiders um all right all right that joke is getting cut

all right all right yeah so phillies are 500 the phillies um uh i shouldn't fart in their pants now starting to you know do it do it right uh the young kids are playing well nick castellanos is on adderall and so he's he's well uh doing well he is uh definitely he he drives all the i mean listen if you're attracted to men that's how i'll put it the phillies are your team oh schwarber's beefcake, dude. I think he's so handsome. Castellanos has the biggest dick energy of any baseball player in this league right now. I also think you kind of, frankly, you look like Kyle Schwarber. Me? Yeah.

I was going to say, I look like the Castellanos. I could see. I kind of look like Young If I shave I look like John Kruk Young Yeah a little bit I mean Kyle Schwarber Has that dumpy tail Yeah

I can't work out right now I'm older than both of these fucking dudes I know dude you look at that and you're like fuck I'm gonna kill myself I'm like four years older than you So it's like You know what I'm gonna kill myself i'm like four i'm like four years older than you so it's like that you know what i'm gonna be 33 forever i turn 35 this year nope i'm 33 and when people ask for my age i instinctively say 33 yeah yeah and people do say i'm a christ-like figure so uh

do they say that all the time they're they're dming you talking about you know tom he's like a new messiah right i need to i need to get the shorter red socks shirt that'd be very funny oh yeah that he had for like half a half whatever eight games i uh i'm i'm really working it hard get tell my wife i really need a jim tommy powder blue custom uh that's yeah i think that understandable. I don't think he ever wore it. I don't give a shit. I want Jim Tomey. Give it to me.

Give it to me. I want, but see, that's the problem. I'm going to become a Jersey guy if I start doing this. I already am kind of a Jersey guy. That's my problem. I want a Ruiz. I want a, what else do I want?

I have four Eagles jerseys. I want a Schwarber. Four Eagles jerseys, two Bruins jerseys, no Flyer jerseys because I hate the fucking Flyers. Two Sixers jerseys, two Celtics jerseys. No Phillies jerseys, no Sox jerseys. Hey. Sorry.

Someone's fucking calling me. Someone i don't want to talk to um hopefully it's not your wife um no oh no no no that would actually that would have paused the recording um hey sweetie and then just talk about your schlong yeah right that's what women want to hear yeah they love they love it when you just talk about your dick all the time i yeah i i i say absolutely i gotta be honest with you uh since we're just bullshitting this episode mostly anyway uh i talk about my dick probably way too much frankly but i just i like because i like to lower expectations right uh what's it what's it uh uh undersell. Overdeliver, yeah. Overdeliver, yeah. Hey, Corinne.

Do you think I talk about my dick too much? No. Thank you. No? You should talk about it more. Yeah. We're just trying to debate that for the podcast. Oh, I'm good.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You good? Yeah. I will show you my butt. I don care this is this is dick this is dick talk you're looking back to dick talk yeah someone's gonna have already turned this shit off but I don't care

so about penises too what were the last it's like two two episodes ago we just started off going balls balls balls balls yeah uh you know what uh let's you want to talk you want to talk about jalen's contract i'll talk about football in general what we maybe think the eagles are gonna do uh they've got the 10th pick uh no one knows what the eagles are gonna do less of all us howie howie is an enigma of all us yeah i mean the uh the i guess closest thing i would say to a consensus is that uh bijan robinson the running back out of texas goes to the eagles but that's not what i would expect howie to do just because i like i think he'll probably trade down yeah get some linemen yeah that's what i think he'll probably probably do yeah because there's

a couple running backs so there's a guy from texas i'm trying to think of the other there's like two others uh that that could be but they're like more second round or lower first round guys um but we we definitely we definitely need to pick up a running back and um as much as we love boston scott he can't be the only guy yeah exactly i you know i i do think that we're probably gonna have to refresh the lines before we do anything else like i i i hate to say it like this uh this is not this is this is this is the the least pro labor thing i've ever said on this podcast but i think i think that gms are wise to at least the idea that running backs are basically fungible oh yeah which sucks because

it's like go get paid like i'm like it's just it's a it's a position where you you're gonna get banged up a lot you're gonna get fucked up like so if it's me you're just like train out the fucking first round anyway you know train out the first round like get restock the the line the lineman house yeah collect all the linemen collect all the linemen get a guy to just kind of sit on jason kelsey yeah uh receiver but like the receiving core is good the problem was that the defense shit itself in the super bowl actually i do want to talk about something with the eagles because i don't really give a shit about the draft frankly because no one knows that i have two rants one of which is don't ever fucking listen to a mock draft because those guys don't watch college ball and i have no idea what they're fucking talking about yeah uh they're just like that's how you end up with

zach wilson going number two is just draft knowers yeah i love professional prognosticators right it's just like dude it doesn't like shut up you know those guys never watch any meaningful college ball like they don't fucking know anything uh they're just yeah but uh my second rant is did you fucking see uh i can't even remember his fucking name now. The defensive coach, Gannon, Jonathan Gannon, being like, everyone in Philly was very mean to me. Oh, yeah. It was like, shut the fuck up. Yeah, welcome to Philly, dickhead.

Welcome to Philly. Hey, have you tried not sucking? Your defense choked away the Super Bowl, dude. Nice, soft zone. so nice thank you for not covering the flats i really appreciate that exactly appreciate twice on the same fucking play you fucking moron fuck it i love that they left you there in arizona you fucking dweeb they did they literally did this is your home now bitch get the fuck out of here yeah he didn't he didn't fucking take any it took him till march 1st know, we weren't able to get some stops.

Just like a coach speak. You know, I should I should have. I could have done a better job. It's like, no, dude, it's all on you. Fucking like you had you had him right where you were, where they needed him. And you just blew it. You just fucking blew it. Yeah, they yeah. Fuck yeah yeah shut the fuck up they were

you're you're gonna be the only like other team's defensive coordinator to get or coach to get booed like when you play here now yeah i'll do you because we'll know you're there people will spread it like oh just so you know he's gonna be there make sure you boom yeah exactly you know fucking piece of shit that's not what you're gonna say it's gonna start it's gonna be way it's gonna start with p but yeah um yeah uh yeah you you weren't slurred slurred slurred uh yeah but the fucking like oh we led the know, we were leading everyone, blah, blah, blah. No, you weren't. Not in that metric. Like, you didn't even, you didn't even, like, why are you lying about, why are you lying?

We're the number one, you know, we lead the lead, the league, we lead the league in sacks by 30 plus sacks. No, we didn't. The Eagles were never 9-0. Like, we were the number one defense in every category. No, we weren't. No, we every category. No, we weren't. No, we weren't. No, we weren't. That's a fucking lie.

Like, it's just like, you blew it. You suck. You're also the head coach now. Why are you fucking worried about it? Just be like, yeah, I fucked up, and hopefully I don't do that again. Yeah, you could just say it. And then give it Seppuku. Yeah, you just say it. Well, we're not good at it good you have to do it to yourself so

no like like don't talk shit like if you're gonna be a coach be like yeah you know uh it was tough and i could have done some stuff better and uh yeah but uh you know what moving on uh you can say easily that's like i say yeah you could easily say like yeah it's it's a you can be honest and be like yeah it's it's a it's a tough market and that's what makes this like and be you know gracious about and be like it's it's a tough market they're you know fanatical fans you know you got to do a good job and i didn't do a good job you know moving on meanwhile last night the phillies game was that comeback win over the over the mariners uh john crux saying can you can you believe this can you believe this every fan in

this in this park is hanging on every single pitch he's like what a fuck like what a place to play what a place to play and like crux got it right yeah and and he's like a west virginia boy he's not like a local guy but he's now a local like he gets it he gets it and because we that's we expect that you're going to try your best and jonathan gannon he did have moments where he was i think we even talked about did he redeem himself or not all right but at the end of the, the perception was he did not try hard enough to get what he could have got out of those guys, out of his schemes or whatever like that. And I'm going to say this. I don't know. You can tell me I'm a fucking idiot, but Philadelphia fans are fairly knowledgeable about sports compared to some other team, you know, cities.

Most guys, you know know or gals whatever i talk to talk about sports about football talk about baseball with if they're fans of that sport they're very knowledgeable compared to like a baseline but maybe i'm full of shit i don't know how you actually measure this i believe that to be true i this this living in this city or in this area almost everyone's got a very solid understanding of football like like of the basic strat like not just like the rules but like shit like this is what you do in this this is what you do in this down like it you don't call soft zone on every fucking play no you don't you don't and you definitely don't call why are we playing contained against fucking patrick mahomes in

the super bowl riddle me that, dickhead. Yeah. Yeah. Three back and then the rest man. No one covering the flat. Twice. Twice. Twice.

And A.D. Reid, he pounced on you like an experience. Like, it's like a grown man fighting a teenager. Yeah, it literally was. Yeah, you might be stronger or whatever like that, but I know how to use my muscle. And he just pounced on every weakness. Yeah. I haven't fought a teenager if that's if anyone's thinking that's where that i almost did last summer oh nice i should have should have whooped that kid's ass i mean there's some there's some i thought about fighting but yeah i go to jail for that not worth it that's fine. I don't mind going to jail.

Yeah. Congratulations, Lamar Jackson, on your new contract. Yeah, so Jalen Hurts got re-signed. He had, I don't know if we covered this in the last one. I think it might have been right after, like a day after we recorded the last one. I think it was. And so Hur hertz got signed to what was then i think the biggest contract 255 million five years 179 guaranteed highest paid player in nfl history and then just today like uh lamar jackson five year 260 um so he he uh has definitely better than self anyone he better than self anyone i'm

i'm thrilled for him uh yeah lamar jacks is fun to watch i don't think he's as good as jalen hurts no he's not but like i i love the genuine connection that he and uh the less crazy Harbaugh have. Yeah, so... There's that picture of him not getting drafted and now five years, 260. God bless him, man. Yeah, fucking secure. That's fucking terrific. Yeah, hopefully most of it's guaranteed,

just like Jalen's is. I don't think we know details yet. I think it probably just came out. There's probably a good portion of it. Oh, it did. It did came out. Oh, 185 million guaranteed. Oh, you know that he's like,

we got to make it bigger than Jalen's, right? You know, we're a smaller city, but we got to be bigger. We got to show them how they play up, how we play school for a South 95. So he didn't get the 230 million that Deshaun Watson get, but Deshaun Watson's a fucking rapist. And he came very close to Kyler Murray's 189, 5 million guaranteed.

Jalen Hurts got 180 million guaranteed. So 5 million more. That's very fucking funny. Just that little bit. But you got to know, you got to know. Like if I could turn a short wave on and pick up a broadcast from fucking baltimore you know there's baltimore county guys oh some guy yeah yeah dumb dog guys yeah oh i don't understand why we bring joe flacco back

i just want to get Joe Flacco. Shut up. I got to go down my house down to Ocean now and I got to change my Flacco jersey out for this. He gets cut off the air there. Yeah. Yeah, well, because he's, yeah. Listen, here's the thing, right? I grew up 50 miles north of Baltimore.

Those people are some fucking racists yeah yeah oh yeah yeah i mean it's it's white flight white flight stuff exactly uh shit dude speaking of white flight this is just an aside uh so i i forget how i got one to this but i uh the late historian james lowen who is uh formative in my uh life he wrote lies my teachers told me um and um he wrote about sun sundown town so i he has they have a way he had a website about like this where the sundown towns are are they still sundown towns yes um holy shit a lot of them are still sundown towns oh yeah like where it's not on the books anymore but no but they make it real uncomfortable for you to live there if you ain't one of them yep and uh shit man we don't have the

highest density in our area but there's a fucking lot out by where you grew up yeah especially on the west side of the susquehanna um yeah hey man i'm from that side of the susquehanna yeah the white the white side yeah stay on the west side inside stay on your fucking side oh man dude that's yeah uh that's it's majorly fucked man i'm gonna have to bleep this i it just like this is why you gotta finish a job with like a revolution or you got it yeah most uh most northern city to surrender the confederacy surrender without a fight i burn it burn it well i mean to be fair they why visit york pa why the fuck would you is your the real good place to live for racist don't for racist donuts okay here's the fucking here's the fucking thing. Yeah, yeah.

I, you know, it's funny. People talk about Chick-fil-A, and people are like, how could you eat that? And I'm just like, oh, I get it. Like, I fucking eat maple donuts. Yeah, I also eat Chick-fil-A. I'm sorry if that's. I don't. I'm not going to do shit with my boycott. You have to organize it on a massive scale.

Individual action is bullshit. It has to be mass class action. Same thing with like... And don't forget that York is where we had the Klansman mayor who shot a black woman. Don't forget that. The 69 race riot. Yeah.

Super, super cool. Yeah. Absolutely. Now, York was not listed as a sundown town but it was definitely like towns in the vicinity uh you got any names all right i gotta pull up the map sundown town map i can also pull up the map it's it to galoo.edu if you want to i could put the link to it in the the notes um yeah uh your county was so it says um but uh hanover pa yep that tracks uh still sundown probably conestoga yeah camp hill yeah camp hill uh adams camp hill was the last no i'm thinking of coatsville

coatsville was the the last lynching in the north i believe yeah and uh yeah that was that was a nasty one and then there's a bunch outside baltimore new holland yeah uh savage maryland but zoom out on that map and it's like indiana and illinois holy holy shit holy fuck and then there's a lot less in the south than you think well it's a black it's the black belt so i mean obviously that's that's where it was safe but uh uh los angeles the north the west coast oh fuck yeah um but some of the most active ones are still in Indiana and Illinois. So, yeah. Holy shit, dude.

So, yeah. Fuck that shit. It's a cool map. Just because the town's on there doesn't mean it's still. Right. But, yeah. I mean, we got Levittown on there. All the Levittowns were.

Oh, yeah. Because the deeds excluded black people and Jews. Racial covenants. Have you ever seen, like i when i did the the mortgage foreclosures i was like holy shit this is that's how i learned about it i was like holy shit i didn't know they actually still had that in there my parents house growing up had one yeah yeah um cherry hill new jersey cherry hill new jersey yeah uh apparently the cherry hill one was that cherry cherry hill actually had a lot of like like freedmen.

Yeah. Seacliff, New Jersey. Two assholes I used to live with. I live there. Spring Lake or from that Spring Lake, not the beach. But I could definitely that's all Irish. Right. Like that's all like North Wildwood types.

Right. Yeah. There's a lot of them um yeah it's fucked up uh boyertown with the uh they have like two clansmen still boyertown pennsylvania yeah boyertown yeah they have way more clansmen than that man well there's only a few that actually show up for the things anyway that's what i've heard uh i don't know because i don't think they've actually had the the clan parade there in a while no i i would say that yeah pennsylvania or york specifically has a bunch of fucking hate groups uh they tend to operate sort of uh in the dark but yeah they have to be they can't be that open anymore yeah there's actually in this chapter of proudoud Boys in Harrisburg. We got the Society for Open Debate, a committee for open debate on the Holocaust in York. Are you are you on the SPLC?

Yes, I am. Yeah. There's a bunch. There's a. Well, there's a there's in Quakertown. Patrick. Patrick. We talked about that.

About how there's a house that has the Confederate flag. Yeah. But that we hope nothing bad happens to the house but uh there is a uh fascist like a neo-nazi publishing group that has a po box in like the ups store or something and that was an investigation we were doing uh with redacted i'm not gonna say any more about that excuse me um beautiful but yeah we weren't really able to trace where the like where it was or uh you know we didn't we the people who were i was talking to about it we didn't like decide that like we're gonna fucking stake this place out right like all right like that's a little too much let's not right you know do things that are

actionable uh legal uh yeah Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There'll be a lot of beliefs in that one. Um, but what was I going to say? Shit about racism. Oh, well, here's another thing, right? So, you know, like saving private Ryan when they're storming the beach and they just have the scenes from over the shoulder of the German machine gunners. Yeah. Whenever I, whenever I think about like a clan march that's for some reason i think of that scene yeah i think of something i elevated you know place with a machine gun i don't know why that i think about that yeah i i

should probably you know just leave it there but yeah let's leave it there let's leave it there we'll see how much i can leave in of that part of the conversation. Because am I the only person who thinks that way? My wife thinks I'm a little crazy. When I say that stuff to my wife, she thinks I'm crazy.

Because she's not a... She doesn't advocate for that. But, you know. I don't know. I don't think you're crazy. It's just it. Well, I guess maybe it's intrusive thoughts, but whatever. Oh, well, tell me.

Tell me where you tell us where you would put. Yeah, that's that's that's good. Tell us. Tell us what you would do with it. Yeah. Tell us what you would do with your illegally modified AR-15. Yeah. Please do not do that.

Please do not fuck with any of the guns. Yeah, yeah. Leave it. Leave it. Yeah, I'll leave the disclaimer. We are not endorsing any violence or any illegal modifications to your weapons. Please get the tax stamp. It's not that expensive if you want to do it.

Go get your LTC expensive if you want to do it uh go get your uh and then go get your ltcf um if you can uh that way they don't technically you're not supposed to take your gun anywhere unless even if it's a uh a long arm in a case if you're not going from the range to your house like say it stopped the gas station if a cop wanted to fuck with you over that they could really fuck you up so get your fuck you up so yeah all right anyway back to sports uh so uh we have we have a new offensive coordinator we have uh brian johnson we have sean desai uh as the new uh defensive coordinator so that's our that's our football but we'll see how those guys are man you can't hang on to a coordinator anymore, can you? No, dude.

You can't. It's a bit of a joke how often these guys turn over. I think that's – I think where it is is like there's a – I think that people are – I think it's like it's so hard to find a good head coach that you're willing to turn over and turn over and turn over for the right one. Right. I don't know. I just

maybe I'm just like, you know, it's trad Tom take where you're like you stick by your guy or something like that. Unless your guy is Jonathan Gannett who can eat shit. Yeah, they stuck with him way too long. Why can't we get rid of him early? You want to do talk about what you want to talk about sixers yeah uh fuck the nets fuck ben simmons where was he yeah i couldn't see him oh i just i i i typed fuck the nets

and it came up right away with a meme page called Fuck the Brooklyn Nets. Sick. I fucking. They suck, dude. Like. And ticky tack bullshit, too. They were playing at the end. Like, like trying to get the.

I understand there is some element to that, the basketball. That's just the way the game is. But like, all right, come on, man. Like. Someone will sell me a shirt that just says fuck the nets very nice very oh they won't sell you a fuck philly shirt that's amazing that gets them too scared yeah oh yeah well no because what would happen is guys from philly would wear it yeah i i am gonna buy a Fuck Dallas shirt Oh my god

Dallas sucks Fuck those guys Where's New York so I can say fuck the Yankees Do they have a fuck the Celtics? They have fuck Boston Well they're definitely Well the Celtics are definitely fucking themselves Yep

Am I gonna call I don't know if this is the pre-chat Or if I said it but I i gonna call it but i don't know if i this is the pre-chat or if i said it but i'm gonna call it they're going to be the first to ever lose after having a 3-0 lead uh no they won't shut up and then we're gonna play the hawks and trey young is gonna unlock beast mode on us oh they're they're they're liberals because the people they have for fuck this person are fuck the alt-right fuck lauren bobert fuck capitalism they do a fuck this person are fuck the alt-right, fuck Lauren Boebert, fuck capitalism. They do it with fuck communism. Fuck Congress.

Fuck Ron DeSantis. Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck fascism. Fuck Greg Abbott. Fuck the Klan. Fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene. Fuck the patriarchy. Fuck QAnon.

Fuck Republicans. Fuck Ted Cruz. And fuck Tucker Carlson. Why? Three hours, man. Three hours. Come on. All right.

You don't have to like the soviet union but jesus christ what do you got against like vietnam oh i'm sorry they killed paul paul i i think the problem is that communists are brain dead little babies uh that's true i don't my iq is eight it is eight uh yeah uh i i just like annoying my dad really yeah i oh my god i it's like all right come on i really want to get the shirt that just says I just like annoying my dad, really. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's like, all right, come on. I really want to get the shirt that just says, I hate New Jersey. Just say fuck totalitarianism.

Because you're a lump. There's a lot of ANCOBs that call themselves communists. Like, you know, come on, man. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Yeah, I just, I think it's worth noting that, again, you're a little baby. Yeah, that's.

Look, listen, you could sell your little fuck communism shirt, you're there's no reason just as fuck pittsburgh why i don't like a tower three rivers come together fuck that shit two rivers only it is two rivers it's not three fucking rivers two rivers become one river that's not three fucking rivers that's why i call it three rivers that's three fucking rivers two rivers become one river that's not three fucking rivers that's that's two fucking rivers that's ridiculous i got two main bridges it fucking makes me i got bridge of phobia i gotta buy this i buy this fuck new york shirt oh no birds god damn it oh man that's funny that like i heart new york but it's i like like fuck new york or something like that that might be too pro new york i hate new

york yeah we should but they have one that just says fuck utah yeah i mean yeah i agree well how could these people be so right? Yeah, on everything. Oh, yes. What's weird is they don't have every state like they have Alabama, but not. Oh, they do have Mississippi. Are you saying when you say fuck communism, you're saying fuck Paul Robeson. You don't like Paul Robeson. Are you serious?

Me specifically? Well, no, then. No, Paul Robeson can eat my butt. Rutgers is a bad school. You just lost half our listeners. I have leftover from the SRA. Hey, handsome boys. Yeah, no, it's...

Ah, who fucking knows? I don't understand... Paul based Robeson. All these other things and like... They just have like... They have a shirt that just says fuck memes i mean true i guess yeah fuck richard dawkins i i i yeah he is a turf i i was just like i said not because i didn't agree but like what like never meet your heroes obviously

but just what a fucking shame, dude. Like, the whole new atheism shit. And like, obviously you and I were both internet atheists. Oh yeah. Hang on, I'll be right back. I gotta piss. That's, that's, that's the, that's atheism, that's God coming at you for being an atheist.

There's a great country, sort of country pop song called I Hate Alabama and I sure fucking do. I mean, I'd co-sign that too. Oh man, Paul Robeson's translation of the Soviet anthem is pretty sick. United forever in friendship

with labor, our mighty republics will ever endure. The great Soviet Union will live through the ages. I'm going to start crying. Dream of the people, their fortress secure. We're moving on. Verse 2, because I think you will agree with verse two through dark days and stormy where great linen led us our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above and stalin our leader with faith in the people inspired us to build up the land that we love we but we lost the anarchists and and the trats the tr. Tom. Yes. I know where you live.

I know you do. I know where you live too. Mutual. Mutually short destruction. I love that I can get a shirt that just says fuck Louisville. Why? Is this shirt just like, is this like brand just fuck whatever you like?

Yeah, it's bleep that. No free advertising. How about... Never mind. it's bleep that. No free advertising. How about... Never mind. I won't say that. That's a meme. Alright. Shit, where we at? The Sixers play

winner of Celtics Hawks. Obviously, I'm rooting for the boss of Celtics. I do hope genuinely the Joel Joel Embiid's LCL heels pretty quickly so we'll see the Bucs got eliminated by Jimmy Butler basically by himself yeah sir Jimothy Butler put some respect on his name absolutely I watched I watched his record-breaking game against the Bucs, and it was one of genuinely the best, worst performances

I've ever seen by an individual human being. He's unfucking real, dude. He's a human cannon, Nas. He's on the fucking jets, dude. Yeah, unreal. He was everywhere. And it was genuinely like I've seen like brady doing the 28 3 comeback against the falcons uh i and lebron during maybe the 17 finals and kawaii during the

raptors finals run like the like the greatest individual performances i've ever seen in sports where like jimmy butler was just like just could not lose absolutely fucking magnificent uh shoot tobias harrison to the sun uh uh well no shoot elton brand of the sun whoever did that that trade well i don't know if it was elton brand or it was the guy before that's it you let jimmy butler walk jesus christ because he didn't like he didn't like uh ben simmons and he was right not to he was right yeah because he's ben simmons is a goldberg he's never gonna play football again he's a goal he's a goldbreaker yeah you say you know hey look you know what secure the bag be good like obviously take what you get from them from the billionaires

but dude that's you know you suck dude and your your teammates probably hate you more than i ever could so yeah exactly seth curry deserved better bring him back bring him home bring i mean obviously we're we're playing well right now you know uh and the team's got a pretty strong bench, which has been the big problem going into the playoffs the last billion years. So we'll see. Maybe third round exit this time? Good luck.

Yeah, we'll see. I mean, this is the chance. Right. Until you run into the buzzsaw that is the almighty Boston Celtics. Well, they got to give and bead whatever they gave Mahomes. Yeah. The super injection. You want to do some voicemails?

Yeah. We could... Do you want to do the mascot fights or you want to save that for another... Yeah, let's do mascot fights. Mascot fights? Or do you want to save the voicemails for... Because we got a bunch. Do you want to do like a mailbag next let's do a mailbag yeah yeah yeah all right all right mascot fights so uh the question that was asked was what mascot could you take in a fight

uh i could i could fuck up mr matt so so we both said mr matt definitely mr matt yeah i don't think it'd be as easy as you think because he's got the well he's 6 10 according to baseball reference they the the conspiracy is they beefed up his biceps yeah um i gotta say and uh okay get in trouble for this uh mrs matt looking kind of thick uh she do be thick. They caked up Mrs. Met, and I don't know if that's... That's fine. Yeah. I mean, that's the thing right now. I literally...

You can't look anywhere anymore and not see nice asses, which I guess is a good thing. I don't know if that's the hormones in the water now. All right. So I could probably fuck up... I could probably fuck up Stanley C. Panther of the Florida Panthers. He's 6'3 on skates. I think I could probably fuck up stanley c panther of the florida panthers he's six three on skates i think i could probably take him uh what's what's uh the name stanley something stanley c panther

uh stanley tucci panther right stanley c panther let's see oh yeah nah he's that's a furry costume yeah uh apologies to to our listeners who may be part of that community we don't judge but He's that's a furry costume. Yeah. Apologies to our listeners who may be part of that community. We don't judge, but I could fuck. It doesn't look like a mask. I could fuck up the Rangers mascot blooper. The Braves mascot. Yeah, I could.

I could fuck blooper up. Blooper is first off. Beating up blooper is Antifa. Yeah, because the blooper account posted some. I't remember what it was but some racist shit um hang on one second blooper is it it's part it's like the green monster like a fake fanatic hang on i could fuck up uh baxter the bobcat of the diamondbacks which for some reason is a die which is for some reason is a bobcat not a diamondback yeah so so um the podcast effectively wilds baseball podcast um they were very confused why they don't have a snake yeah i don't get that you're gonna have

a snake with arms which is kind of fucked up but i think the union mask is kind of cool looking but uh baxter the bobcat uh is it's not like like this or you is a snake scary because baxter bobcat's got a scary looking face if he was a kid you know be scared of that it's got like eyebrows and shit um no uh i'll try to think who else uh green Monster, I mean, another ripoff of the Fanatic. Wall-E is the name of the mascot. Yeah, Wall-E, the Green Monster, yeah. He's definitely getting fucked up. I'm trying to think who else is out there.

Do you know who would probably kick our ass? No. The Brewer's mascot. Yeah, Gritty would also kick our ass. Oh, Gritty's seven feet tall so so the brewer's mascot he he's like a big like you know he rolls kegs so he's gonna like win in a straight up fist fight like he's an old-timey guy he's gonna be doing like the uh you know that old school boxing thing he'll fuck us up that way the fanat gritty won't even realize he killed you like right you're just you're just a casualty

like like he had to move like you were in his way and so he just eviscerated you nothing personal right of course the fanatic would kill you with some sort of magic and be sad about it right or the fanatic's mom would come in and hit you in the head with her purse which which um i i was there for the fanatics birthday on sunday and um i kind of got weirded out the fanatics mom's got like very big boobs like i'm like all right do we really need to make it like that yeah dudes do we have he's an alien okay he's from like the galapagos Islands or whatever. Like I don't go gag. Yeah. Now talk about some mascots. I'll fuck you up.

Galapagos gang will eat you and its own record. It's it's happened. Oh, so, okay. The the brewers, they have Bernie Burr, but they had a beer keg man called Barrel Man. Yeah. That one would puncture you with his uh keg and suck out all of your fluids oh it looks like he would murder you that way oh look up barrel man okay that's frightening the the the dark myth mascot that's unofficially just a keg because they don't have one yeah it it he looks like yeah barrel man you know yeah uh yes i i require your fluids yeah and just just stick it in your neck and

i i require lymph um i really like that dartmouth wanted to call itself because they were the Dartmouth Indians for a while, uh, which was also unofficial in 1974. So Dartmouth, uh, students at the, the, the college humor at the, at the campus humor magazine,

try to do their best to create a mascot. That wasn't that quote, wasn't racist bias or sexist, but was still entirely unacceptable. I love, I love that. That that's that's fucking funny oh my god they're just like all right we're gonna be as offensive as possible without relying on like biases or bigotry we're gonna be offensive but not bigoted yeah that's terrific chef's kiss

all right let's wrap this bitch up all right i. I was going to say Brutus from Ohio State. Yeah, fuck Brutus. That's a dumb one. And then what's... Didn't one of them have like the king cake baby? Isn't that... Yeah. The Pelicans?

Yes. Obviously, I can fuck up Colonel Reb. Yeah. I don't know i don't know that i can fuck up the bear which bear the well they're now the unit the university of mississippi uh rebel black bears okay i thought you were talking about staley for a second all All right. The bear mask. Is this Ole Miss or Mississippi State?

Ole Miss Rebels. Mississippi State are bulldogs. Let's see. Ole Miss. Oh, he's got a suit. Yeah. That bear does look violent. There's some versions of him in a suit.

Yeah. He's a plantation owner. Yeah. Oh, Corinne wants us to know that she could kick the LaSalle Explorer's ass oh fuck yeah yeah you could we all could but yeah you could yeah we're gonna

fuck up that colonizer yeah who did the owl it's gonna swoop down and rip his head off I think we would lose the Providence friar friar dom is very scary uh friar dom let me see uh oh shit that's a that's a black metal band yeah oh you're gonna you're gonna get you're gonna see his eyes varg is in there

you're gonna get stabbed 44 times with with the lord is my witness the providence mascot was just outside the media workroom staring at a wall for close to five minutes if i if i if i walked into the room where the where the where this friar dom was at i would shit my pants yeah oh dude there's a picture of the cheerleaders carrying him but because of like their the colors it looks like he's just hovering that's that's it that's it you're gonna see ghost in concert and that's what comes down that's yeah that's it's it's the new uh that's the new papa uh i i i i yeah friar don has always sort of scared the shit out of me i never knew about this guy before jesus christ that is a frightening mascot yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's it's it's

listen i could fuck up uh the billy blue jay billy blue jay yeah it's a mascot for creighton uh i only know catholic schools man um Do you know who you'd fuck up? Anyone could fuck him up. The new one's kind of tough looking. Actually, I... The Marlins. Billy the Marlin. Yes.

Also, the Delaware Blue Coat Horse, apparently, as submitted by Corinne. The Delaware Blue Coat... Yes. Billy the Marlin looks like an incel. I could fuck up Billy the Marlin. Billy the Marlin really likes an incel i could fuck up billy the marlin billy the billy the marlin really likes ben shapiro oh yeah he look him up he he looks like a he yep yeah oh i'll fuck billy why why why isn't there why isn't there a a white a white a white heritage

month yeah why is there a question yeah what what asking questions. What about men's rights? What about their paternity? What about men's wrongs, dickheads? Well, he's eight feet tall, but I still think I can fuck his ass. Oh, I can kick his ass. He's fucking... You know what? I think maybe it's anti-Semitic.

His face. It's a little anti-Semitic. It feels a little anti-Semitic. It's on the brain uh what's it is miami the mariner moose could probably fuck us up uh mariner moose uh let's see uh i'm not fucking with a moose yeah i'm not fucking with a moose right like that's just not a thing i'm doing yeah yeah uh i could i could fuck up the san diego chicken the san diego chicken how about the san diego fryer fuck up a fryer yeah i mean uh besides the providence fryer which i'm not

touching well well well san diego fryer the swinging fryer versus versus uh uh fryer dom or whatever his name is i don't want to fuck up Jack the Bulldog. I would fuck up the guy in the Jack the Bulldog costume for Georgetown. But the actual dog, I don't want to hurt. Oh, what's the Nats mascot? It's like a bad version of Swoop. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

He looks like he's sad and surprised at the same time. What other mascots do you think you could fuck up? The snake from the union no we're not you you have to you can't fuck up what's the what's the snake's name i don't know we could fuck up the presidents from the nats yes the presidents from the nats you you you could yeah you just tip the galapagos galapagos gang would eat you i I've seen it happen. He's eaten umpires. Izzy has eaten umpires. Alive, whole, and just shoots the hat out. That's my favorite. That's the best when the Galapagos gang is there,

is eating the umpire. All right, let's wrap this bitch up. All right, well. Now that we've talked about mascots. Yeah, we hit an hour. All right, so shout out to the North Catholic to your patrons, Patrick M., Sean P., Mike S., and May the Beast, Steve and D.

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