Ten Thousand Losses - Whisk(e)y

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

The lads ramble more than usual today, getting into a bougie-ass white boy discussion about travel and whiskey before talking about the Phillies, the NBA draft, and catching up on a backlog of Temple football items before hitting the mailbag.  Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge iceballs. We, the Dallas Cowboys, had a says in it. One. Why don't you go fuck yourself, Tom? Someone's got to. So, oh, man.

All right, is it working? Yeah, it's working bud. You just really can't. That's you just saying the book name? Yeah. That's what marriage is, is annoying you. Um, well, okay. Welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the podcast. In RenoVision.

Yeah. Uh, Renivision. Which, of course, this being an audio only podcast, you don't get everyone. But we do have live current reactions. Yeah, to talking about smelling our farts. Yeah, Liam's rented out the local WeWork co-working space. Yeah, I love co-working. So we've got, we got an open office shared mixed plan here.

Yeah, because we have a house guest. So the first floor office is the studio. So we've got we got open office shared mixed plan here. We're because we also studios. We have a house guest So the the first floor office that was formerly corinns is now unnamed house guests its bedroom Well, I got to say this is some of the new changes that's coming under the under Zoran Sheikh's new Mamdani Sultanate. Islamic communism is coming for us all. Well, we had a good run and I'm not even that mad about it.

Yeah. No, I'm willing to try something. It's fine. It's fine. I mean, yeah, I'm willing to try something new just because this is hot. America's hot steaming garbage. Yeah, I don't like that we're talking about New York, but I know that friend of the show, Matt, texted me. It was very excited. I hate you. Yeah, we all hate New Yorker and you're not special.

Well, they're going to put the burko on the, on the statue. Yeah, if you're Marjorie Taylor Greene. This was hit so, so fucking hard if you're dumb. The, the, the moron reaction is really, really amusing me. Cause it's like, I'm pretty sure this dude is not very religious. Yeah.

It would be like if I became mayor of Philadelphia and they just, they're like, oh, the Catholics are back, you know, and they, you know. Projects for a new American century just losing their fucking mind. Are they even around? I have no idea. Oh, there's a drink. It was coffee. I'm gonna pretend it was booze. Bye, sweetie. I'll see you at 9 p.m. or so. That's not early, no way.

In the mines. I gotta record WTYP after this. Yeah, I'll see you at bedtime. I'll see you at bedtime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, looking cute. Yeah. Oh.

Now we're in the Love Island. You're gonna watch Love Island? Yeah. I'm gonna watch Love Island. I'm gonna watch Love Island. I'm gonna watch Love Island. I'm gonna watch Love Island. I'm gonna watch Love Island.

I'm gonna watch Love Island. I'm gonna watch Love Island. I'm gonna watch Love Island. I'm gonna watch Love Island. I'm gonna watch Love Island. I'm gonna watch Love Island. I'll see you at bedtime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, looking cute. Yeah. Oh. Now we're going to Love Island. You're going to watch Love Island? Yeah. I'm going to fucking shoot myself. Is it the British one or the American one?

It's the American one. You don't even have the accents. What's the point? No, there's accents on that fucking show, my guy. Do they have a Philly? Do they have a Philly show? No, they don't have a Philly representative. Hey, Brynn. Do they have a Philly? Do they have a Philly representative? Hey Brian, do they have a Philly representative

on Love Island? No. But we're gonna see if my director reports friend Joseph, so we might get Jersey. Is that tonight? Yeah, we might get Jersey apparently, based on some insider knowledge of Love Island season 17 or season seven or whatever the fuck we're trying.

I'm trying, I'm going on Love Island. I'm trying, fuck bro. Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm going to love. I'm trying to fuck, bro. I'm trying to. Yeah, I'm trying to. I'm trying to, you know, love. Listen, I'm about love is trying to make a fuck island. All right. All right. You know, I mean, fuck island. You get it. Can you say stuff? A while ago, get a little bit out for me, please.

Yeah, go stuff. A while was hoagie. Thank you. Yeah, you cut that. Yeah, I Cut that. Yeah, no. Isolate that. So yeah, I'm really appreciative. It's so funny. You have a democratic socialist, a Bernie socialist, the most mild form of socialist you can be and still be a socialist. Right.

Apparently a cumboy, Nick Mullen and Stavros Hkis came out to endorse him. So that that was really important Yeah, well, you know the new Joe Rogan to the left is Adam Friedland after all I Don't listen to podcast. Yeah, I know. Well, it's the show not a podcast It's Adam Friedland show Okay, I'm gonna hang up I'll just continue talking to the void. Well, you know what? Honestly, Zencastle might hang up for you.

We were never we never know. It's sort of the answer. I hope it does. The pot, the pot of Damocles. Thank you. No, I'm good. Ard. Ard.

Bye, Renny. Look, I might have cute. Bye, Renny. You look mighty cute in those shorts, Renny. I'm not Irish. There's Shanna and your cute little shirt and yeah. Hang on one second, make it clap, Renny. Jesus! My coworkers can hear you.

Can they? What did they say? No, they can't. I said make it clap, Renny. No, what did she say? She said, Jesus, my coworkers can hear you. Oh, oh, I thought you said, make it clap ready. No, what did she say? She said, Jesus, my coworkers can hear you. Oh, I thought you said she said something else. Your coworkers can think you're cute or something like that.

No, I mean, I'm sure they do. My coworkers think you're cute. So I mean, they don't know who you are, but I'm sure they would. What? What is it? Are you on fire? What is it? What is it? Are you on fire? What is it? What is it? I'm leaving this all. It's coffee grounds that you asked me to bring home, bro.

Bro. Bruh. All right. Well, now I'm getting yelled at. That's, you know, we're always trying to mix things up a little bit, shake up the farm, especially in the summer when there's not much going on. Yeah, the fills are all dead. We got swept by the Astros. I guess I'll just go fuck myself. Yeah.

Well, it's just like the World Series. They really stop us from getting hits. But why don't we do the intro? Hello. Welcome to Deliverance of 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are E-Him with these white co-hosts, Yay. Liam. Hi, I'm Liam. My pronouns are E-Him with these white co-hosts, Yay.

Liam. Hi, I'm Liam. My pronouns are also E-Him. Yeah, he's Liam. That's Liam. No guests. No, we shot the guest. Yeah. Yeah, we were going to have... Oh, wait. Let me delete that. Oh, we're going to... Oh, we're going we're gonna fucking hang lamp post you Listen the AI that Zen cast or he

To scrub to that was a joke. I do please For some reason said the egg the AI that Zen cast your like you said scrub But I thought you were gonna say the word scrotum just sort of Scrotum AI See you de wrinkling your ball sack since oh, yeah. Um, I like the creases Shit dude, all right. I'm we I'm leaving for vacation tomorrow, too Are you yeah vacation tomorrow too. Are you? Yeah.

So, my brain is short. I don't know if you're leaving tomorrow. Do you want me to redact that? No, I'm not leaving tomorrow. Okay. Well, I'm leaving for vacation tomorrow so my brain is fried. I think about things I got to pack, you know, because it's very, very, you know, dangerous. I just...

Long journey. I'm on Twitter. So okay, and I just saw a tweet that says this is a can sound the greatest we ever can see it by man And I think it's gonna be a funny tweet and it says imagine eating wing stop and a gorilla just come up to you and fuck You raw Which I don't know what to do with that non sequitur That's are you going on your trip to place redacted are you going somewhere else oh good oh sure the the Tom Tom line the Tom line yeah

darkest Tom line yeah it's just you in a tanning bed oh that melanoma oh buddy I'm sorry yeah it's okay no I don't know I don't have it but my my family has I'm. I wasn't trying to be disrespectful. Oh, Jesus Christ. I didn't think this is. OK, good, because I'm about to get real disrespectful. Oh, no, actually, I got all the cancers now. And. Yeah, well, we have track record time.

Do we got it? We got to pad this out. There's nothing happening. So I, I. Yeah, baby. Can you close the door? No, leave it open. I want them to watch. OK, I'm shutting it.

I love you. Hang on. God, I fucking hate this place. Him and him and Alec Bum, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, Jesus, I didn't even shut it right. Fuck my ass. Oh, my balls smell. What's up? It's 90 fucking degrees outside, dude. What do you want me to do?

Is it that it felt it feels nicer today? OK, it's 87 in Philadelphia. I was 80. It's 82 up here. Fuck you. I live in a heat jungle. Yeah. What's that called? A heat island, heat island. Yep. Oh, we got a thunderstorm incoming to for us. Thank God.

I'm supposed to get to Asbury Park tomorrow and it's not looking good. Oh, you're going to you're um, what's the brewery there? Carton. No, I'm not going to Carton. I love, I've been to Carton a couple of times. Have you been? I haven't been to the brewery. Oh, you should go.

I enjoy the beers. It's really good. Yeah. I was once on Untapped because the founder of Carton follows me on Untapped. Oh. Hashtag humble brag. And I tagged him in a review that was like, how many people do I have to kill to get a keg of this?

It was there. What like the you know, their cremail that's like 12%. Mm hmm. Yeah. I think it was Irish coffee version or Mexican coffee. So it's like true. Super good. And he goes, please don't kill anyone.

Period. That was his response. Yeah his response. Thanks, Augie. Could have been like, don't kill anybody. Here's a link to the, at least I'll send you a little bit. Yeah. Please send me kegs of beer. I actually don't do that. I have to move. Yeah. And you don't even have the setup? No, Roz does. He has the kegerator. I mean, I have a kegerator, but no, no. He just has the fucking hand pump. The DIY. It's like a DIY beer fridge we built back in like 2007. Oh, 2007, 2013. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

It's the beer fridge. I built my I built my own. I have. That's pretty cool. Yeah, it's the beer fridge. We had to move it. I built my own. I have to say that. I don't know. I have a two tap. Yeah, I built myself. Yeah, I don't. I just don't drink enough beer because I've switched mainly to liquor because of my tummy.

Yeah, that does. As you know, I'm gone off that Zem. So beer just fucks my stomach up every time I drink it now. So I just switched to hard liquor up every time I drink it now. So I just switched to hard liquor. Well, no, it does. When I was in the ****, the doctor thinks that incident might have been related to that. Oh, the incident, yeah.

Yeah, the incident, the poop. But I also threw up horribly in a bathroom in a pub in Doolin. Sure. And I only had like four beers, but it might've been like a reaction or the gastroparesis brought on or whatever. Anyway. Do you drink high ABV beers still? Once in a while. I've never talked about this.

I'm in my Colt Schellager era. I've always liked low alcohol beers because I like the volume. So I don't really like, yeah, if someone has a double, once in a while I'll get like, I don't even go after high alcohol stuff anymore. I also don't. That's why alcohol stuff anymore. I also don't. I that's why I was asking.

I feel like you and I have kind of similar trajectories on that. Yeah. We're like I'll drink like a you know if I see something like if I see like KBS on tap or something I'll get that. But like I'm not I'm not trying to try everybody's churros stouts. Yeah. The highest I'll go is like the highest that I'll have in my house is seven. Yeah.

And then beyond that, it's like, like if I go to other half, I'll get like a 10, 10.5, but that'll be in like a five ounce like sampler. Yeah. I mean, I'll drink, like I'll usually get Imperial stouts around winter. Yeah, I split them with my wife.

Right. And my wife will not drink Imperial stouts because they hurt her tummy. See, the Mrs. loves loves a good barrel aged dark stout. I also love a good barrel aged dark stout. So I guess we'll just have to split them. Yeah. Yeah. I get like because I'll get, I'll get a 12 pack of narwhal. Narwhal's narwhal swimming in the ocean. I don't know that one. That's, that's good.

But yeah, no, well, but then like I have like little, little tiny baby pint glasses, like half pint glasses. Yeah. So if you get like a 22 ounce bottle, it fills both up. It's like, oh, we can have a little. Like a little treat, right? Yeah. And then she won't finish all of it. And then I'll be like, Ooh, I get a little more. But then I'm done. Like I'm done. A little treat for Tom. We got, we got, um, she was up, she was up in like, uh, did we, did we talk about this in the pod?

Or I just talked about this with you. She went to like Wegmans, the one that has a booze and she got open and green spot. Yeah. You mentioned that on the pod. I don't know, but you mentioned it to me. I think you mentioned it before we started recording. How was that spot? That green spots good. I heard the it's only 40 percent.

Yeah, it's a little weak for like as like for the Irish don't really do like a cast strength whiskey. Well, apparently the yellow is it's not cast-strength. I thought it was 48. At least it's at least it's higher proof. Those those who don't just for like the benefit of like not liquor drinkers. I know that red spot goes at 46.

Yeah, red spots. So good. I know it's it's it's not that I want, you know, a cash strength whiskey because I want to get drunk faster. Because I'm going to have one or two anyway. I want it because it's more concentrated flavor. Right. I want like I was talking to Ren and she's like, you could like that was for the first time. I actually put ice like a little bit of ice in my whiskey.

And I was like, it's like I this is we were talking. We're talking like a oh, Abelor, which came in at like 130 proof. You can see why you need to delete that. Yeah. Do I do I bring you the teapot dram the one time? No. You said you were going to and then never did. Oh, I still have some. Yeah, that I'm trying to that was 50.

That's like 120 proof. Yeah, I have. I usually prefer to cast strength whiskeys, but again, like. Gold spot is nine years, green spot is what, 10. I think green spots, the entry level. No, isn't blue spot the entry level? blue spot is cast rank. That's seven. Yeah. It's green, yellow, red, blue, I think. Yeah. Blue spot is single pot, still Irish whiskey. I remember Charlie, when he came to my house,

when he came to my house for his A Patrick's's Day party a couple years ago had a Brought me some incredible Irish whiskey called the sex the sextant. I think Oh the sextant in this beautiful Hexagonal bottle. Yes. I remember that I had had it before it's a pain the ass to pour the whiskey is not bad though No, I I mean for a guy who doesn't drink Charlie has exceptional taste Yeah, we're just gonna do this because we- Wisky chat? Whisky chat, because we have to fill the time. So I have a garrison when he came to visit and stay with me, he was like, well, I didn't have to get a hotel, so I spent all the money I would have spent on the hotel on whiskey

for you. Oh, lovely. So he, because you know my thing with duty-free, right? Speaking of which, we'll talk. Yeah Although I assume because we're moving I'm banned from buying any new whiskies I So much whiskey yeah, you have to clear that Here's the one the one thing that sucks that sucks for you. Yeah, is that we We buy our allotment because we really fucking like whiskey. Even

my wife likes it. My wife doesn't like it. You know who doesn't drink liquor? This is actually my favorite running gag in our friendship. It's friended the show Matt because he had a bad experience with Fireball one time and I occasionally cajole him and just be like, here you go, here's your whiskey and he gets real mad at me. I think you could give it another try. Yeah. Well, he's going to listen to this episode and be happy. We mentioned him by name. So. Well, my, uh, I'm thinking about people like people who hated whiskey.

My wife hated whiskey for the longest time until she had really good scotch. Yeah. My wife likes really good scotch. So she had open 14 scotch. Yeah, my wife likes really good scotch. So she had open 14 and at a bar. Yeah. And she's like, this is this is amazing. Yeah. And then when we went to Scotland, like we dropped a grand on whiskey. So I have a open little bay. Which I think might be a travel exclusive that might be a travel one

Let's look it up Yeah, any of the ones that don't have like the number Yeah, it's fucking carding me online on open whiskey comm I Have a really good I spent when I went to Switzerland last year, we went to an insane whiskey bar in Samaritz. That's huge. And they, and like, I was like, okay, I wanted to go to this whiskey bar, since I had heard about it.

And I'm just like, okay, I'm here. I was like, okay, this is going to be my big contribution. Because my father-in-law was like, hey, like I'll pay for airfare, I'll pay for the hotel, super generous, very kind thing to do. And I'm just like, okay, I'm here. I was like, okay, this is going to be my big contribution. Cause my father-in-law was like, Hey, like I'll pay for airfare. I'll pay for the hotel. Super generous, very kind thing to do. And I was like, okay. And I went into that, that experience being like, I am paying for everyone. This is my treat. Like get whatever you want. We're doing this. And then he was like, Liam, that's very generous, but like, come on, man, like I'll pay for it. And I was like, okay. But like, I've already run off a very generous tab. And he was like, yeah, I know. Like it's, it's truly no big deal. It's really sweet. Very funny.. And I was like, okay, but like, I've already run off a very generous tab. He was like, yeah, I know.

Like it's truly no big deal. It's really sweet, very funny. But they were just like, yeah, here's shit they don't make anymore. Like out of the back, you want it? And I was like, yes, indeed. Yes. Yeah, they were like, here's Highland Park 30.

You'll never get that. I'm just like drinking stuff that like, but like it was relatively cheap. Like we spent a shit ton of money, but there were like eight of us. And I had like Highland Park 30 and I was like, all right, this is as good as it gets. Tell me now, God. Oh man. I'm, I'm when I go to country redacted, I'm going to get, get this. This is, this

is very dumb of me. I'm going to go to country, I'm going to be able to get to see where they make red breast. Yeah. What country are you going to, Tom? Yeah. I don't know. You have to look up what kind of whiskey it is. Uh, but are you going to the distillery? That's fun. Oh, I'm looking on here. I'm looking at the still early discoverer Academy. It's only 350 euros. One day whiskey Academy, 10 a.m. to 4 30 p.m. That sounds like a lot of fun. Yeah. Um, they probably get, they even give you lunch. Oh dude, you should do that. I know it's so expensive though.

$550. I see. That's like what $450 now. One thing I do when I travel with my wife, because I'm as we know, I'm very bougie. Is my wife is like, okay, you have like X amount of money and you can spend it on any experience or anything you want and like I'll go along with it. Like I'll do whatever you want as long as it's within the budget. That seems like a good time to invoke that rule. We will spring for experiences if it's good enough.

That sounds really cool. Can you actually send me that link real quick? Yeah. We're taking the detour south dispensing. Oh, I know this distillery. Yeah. It's the Milton distillery. Yeah. Oh, I know this distillery, yeah. It's the Milton distillery. Yeah, for our 21st birthday, a buddy was like, oh, I'll buy you Jameson 21.

And then he didn't. I paid for it and he veno'd me. And he was like, well, you got the whiskey. I was like, it's kind of, it's like at some point, like, thank you. But like, yeah, you just probably just thought that. Anyway, that was really good. Although I don't know man. I I love stupid high age age statement whiskies, but Like I also like

You know, they are big we be see the fire. Yeah I like that. It's a grenade. It's just like here you go. You know But I had a when I was I have a picture that crew posted but I didn't retweet because I thought people get mad at me So if you want to go through a Twitter and find the picture, it's me surrounded by all this expensive scotch. Just like doing this so I'm just like I know what this tab is gonna come to and Yeah, well it's it's it's definitely like yeah, no, this is very bougie, but like,

I, if you have, if like, Hey, I can afford this maybe. I don't know about this. This, yeah, once I'm going to have the experience like affordable enough, like that we we've gone a couple of times and something that you redacted. Yeah, country, redacted. I'll believe it. I'll leave it. I'll leave the names of the cities and the whiskeys in, but just believe the name of the country.

We're really funny. Yeah, please do that. And we could do that. But yeah, no, like I definitely am a person where I'm going to pay for, like, the nicer tour, the small group tour and get the better experience. Me too. Because I have been on the, we're going to cram you on the bus with 50 people tour, which is, was like, you know, 40 bucks, 50 bucks.

And it sucked versus the, like I went to, we did this archeological tour and dangle. It was like- That sounds amazing. Yeah. We did this archaeological tour in Dingle. That sounds amazing. Yeah, it was a local fucking archaeologist. He took eight of us on a tour to three different sites. That sounds so cool, dude. And explained the importance to Irish history and the archaeology of it. And I was able to nerd out with him a little bit and talk a little bit about like material culture and stuff, which was just for me and him.

Like none of the other attendees were interested. They were like, oh, this is cool history. I'm like, oh, well, like what about the layers of this? And like, what do you think about me? Slow down. Yeah. But yeah, like that was an amazing experience. Three times the price of like a normal tour. But it was worth it in the sense of like

I got to show you the week, the whiskey that my crown jewel right now. Hmm. If I can the fucking website would load the balcony. I'll be in. Oh, it's the way you can look it up yourself. It's the week of Pete 19 Yeah, this is what we're doing now. We're doing Scotch chat. We don't like it. Turn it off. Yeah. Oh Everyone's age gating me. Oh I do have I do have mixed feelings with Balvany. It's very good. But I have a couple things from them that are that are insane I

things from them that are insane. I drank half a bottle of Double Wood. That seems like a you problem. When I did the New England Beer Reviews podcast. Yeah. And like blackout drunk and I was sending you texts and shit like that. Yes you were. And that was what started my like recalibration of my relationship with alcohol. So maybe I should hold the Balvinian high esteem.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, because it's so good. You drink half a fucking bottle. I once went through a bottle of Freud. That was travel. It's a Pedro Pedro Jimenez Sherry, Sherry barrel aged. So it's like a Sherry bomb, LeFroy, and we went through it in the night. Lovely. Yeah. And I mean, yeah, it was lovely. But also I was in college. So yeah, that big a deal. But man. All right. Let's let's talk about sports. Yeah, let's do that. What are we 25 minutes? Yeah. Yeah. Real whiskey hours, I actually have something before we get into

so In one of the voicemails Fuck I closed the notes All right, go ahead and we'll talk about the fills and then I'll bring this back up Well, I mean we've kind of really covered the fills they got we lost we got so by the Astros We scored one run in three games, right? They suck. I mean, we kind of really covered the fills. They got we lost. We got some of the Astros. We scored one run in three games. Right. They suck. I mean, we played well before that.

What's going on with Bryce Harper, dude? He's he's like, I know we always say he's dead, but like he might actually be dead this time. Yeah. I mean. What's he's dead? He's dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. He's cleared. Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. He's cleared the, to, he might be cleared to be activated soon.

Oh, good. They say he's coming back before the All-Star break. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we'll see. Wrist injuries are hard for, as someone who plays the sport, you know, now I could say yeah, any wrist pain. And so there's just two people who have both blown up their bodies pretty good. Yeah.

Well, I have pretty decent, well, I did break a wrist, but that was a kid. Yeah. I don't know. I've told that story before, but. Right. Passing you could kind of snap into it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Break sharper could be activated Monday. That's that... Right. You could kind of snap into it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Brace Harper could be activated Monday. That's CBS Sports. So there you go. Let's see. What's the most expensive whiskey I can get here? Price, high to low, please. Beer. You're on caskers.com. $68,180.99. It's a fucking mortgage. The zero is your caskers.com sixty eight thousand one hundred eighty dollars and ninety nine cents. It's you got a fucking mortgage. Yeah. It's a 1950 McCallan. Do you know you know what, though, I like about rum? It's cheap. It's cheap shit and good.

I like you know, I've gotten more into rum recently. I've been making a lot of rum drink. I got to grab that book you recommended to me. I got to take it down the shore. Oh, Smuggler's Cove? Yeah, I got to take it down the shore. Oh, yeah. I have the book. I bought it, but I just got to take it down the shore.

I can dox myself a little bit here. Can you bleep this? Yeah. So we turned part of the **** into like a Tiki bar. Oh, sick. Yeah. You want that part, believed I want we turned blank into a Tiki bar. OK, got you. I mean, it doesn't matter. People know I do it.

You're going to have to you're going to have to go in the Smuggler's Cove book and make sure you have the bar set up. They recommend. Yeah. The thing so. The thing. So. The thing about Tiki drinks. Insanely complicated. Yes, lots of almonds, which I can't do the or or Zada or Joe or Joe. Yeah, or Joe or Joe. Yeah. The spat or Zada is a Spanish word for it. Right.

Or Joe is fucking amazing, but it's hard to find. It's easier to make it yourself. Smugglers Cove has all the recipes in there. Yeah. To make that shit. Are you allergic to almonds? No, Ritt is very allergic to them. Yes. You can get I there are like false, not false, like synthetic almond flavors.

Well, it's a mental thing too. She's like, she tastes nuts. But I just found a recipe for sunflower seed orange out. There you go. I'm going to do that because I want her to enjoy the tiki drinks because she's not allergic to rum and like there's a lot of fun flavors that she can kind of mess around with. Dude, the Mai Tai is a fucking gift from the gods killer Yeah, it is such a good cocktail, but you start making shit like fog cutters and you're gonna like I I Only need one drink the whole night, but the room is it's so drinkable

But you will be you will develop an appreciation for rum I have one in the sense of like the different kinds. Like. Have you had the Smith and Cross, the weird, funky Jamaican rum? So the cross, Ray and nephew, yeah, all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like there's there's all there's all sorts of cool. Every island's got like its own its own its own distinct profile. Yeah. Yeah. And then there's the Scots. Rum, Rum, Agri-Cole and all that. Which is made from

cane. Yeah. It's R-H-U-M a lot of times. It's a French, it's a French like DOC. It's also similar to cachaca, right? Like a what? Cachaca. I think I'm pronouncing it wrong, but the Brazilian sugar cane spirit. It might be. I'm not familiar with it. Oh, God. I'm looking at what's the most expensive rum now. On Caskers? No, just that fine wine. OK, well, the most expensive one on Caskers is $705. The most expensive rum in Pennsylvania is Diplomatico for $100.

Diplomatico is really fucking good. Yeah, they're controversial because they do the strongest dosage. Yes, they do. So does Plantation, which is now Plantaray. I don't care. Oh, Real McCoy is good if you haven't had that. Yeah. Here's Appleton Estate.

Appleton Estate. I don't like the eight though. I don't like the eight. It's good as a mixture, but it's weak on its own. Yeah. This is 120 proof, 1994, 100% spot still. Yeah. Ooh. I like how that's like an insanely expensive bottle of rum. It's 700 bucks.

Yeah. They have the 25 year limited edition rum. It's like 560. Yeah. It's from Guiana. Ooh, Guianese rum. Well, I like Pussers. I know.

That's a Guianese. Well, I like pussers. I know that's it. That's a game. I didn't get the the cast strength pussers. And I like Florida, Kana, no Florida, Kana is kind of. Weird Florida, Kana is nice. I like it to Nicaragua, but Botran, but strong at the base of an active volcano since 1890. Yeah. But yeah, you're going to have to stock your bar with like, they're said like the seven core rum styles for the Tiki drinks. And you know, you'll have to go through.

I mean, you literally can stock your bar. If you're smart about it, you can stock rum wise a bar for like 300 bucks. Yeah. Trust me. I didn't help. So the plant array thing, you know, it used to be called plantation They used to sell this box called the plantation experience as like did you think about this? No, they didn't Did you really? Yeah, I love I want to have the plantation experience. Really really I'm paying for it

Seems a little unfair. Yeah. All right. Hold on. Let me close this rum shit out. All right. Let's talk. Let's talk. We got the Sixers. We draft VJ Edgecombe. Speaking of rum producing countries.

Yeah. Bahamas. From the Bahamas. Yeah. From Bimini. So we are nothing but guards. That's all the Sixers are anymore is guards. I don't know.

Do we draft second round yet? No, it's like the Boston Celtics. Just wigs and guards and guards and wings. Hey, give me, let me give, I have to open my blinds because I think there's a storm coming and I want to see it. Hold on. That's real pretty. I wonder if I can show you.

Oh, that is pretty. I think it's flipped but. That is a pretty sky. It's like the edge of the thunderhead. Yeah. Yo, I'm trying to edge my thunderhead if you know what I mean. Uh huh. We get those thunderstorms over the **** right? And it's like, it's like my wife is like, oh, it's raining. I'm like, it's raining. I get so excited. I've sent you the videos of it. You have. Yeah.

So you should we only have 15 minutes. Are you starting right at six? I got a little more time than that. All right. I want to be able to like get a snack and shit. Yeah. Anything anything you want to you want to add on the edge come? Seems like a great kid.

Get ready to learn reevaluated in two weeks, buddy. Yeah. They they were going to pick. Seems genuinely like they said they were going to pick a spaly and then a spaly refused to work out for anybody and ended up going to Utah. Yeah. So Greg and company, that's your problem now. Yeah, enjoy that. Yeah.

No, he does. He legitimately rags the richest type of story for Edgecombe. He's truly like a bull guy. Yeah, he sent his NIL money back to his alma mater. Yeah. Part of it, anyway. Even though his alma mater is, are we talking about he sent it back to Baylor

or like his high school? No, to his high school. I was gonna say, if it went to Baylor. Yeah, no. Yeah, I will try not to hold it against something with the Baylor. Well, speak for yourself. Yeah.

Yeah, we'll see how it goes and who we pick in the second round. Who's the second? I do have a little bit of temple catch up. Yeah, go for it, man. So I see you have an Oregon State quarterback, Giovanni McCoy from Oregon State. Giovanni McCoy, who's a very elusive, like, two-way kind of quarterback. Uh-huh.

Versus Evan Simon. Evan Simon's hard ass as we know. Oh, that's better than Butterfingers Brock. So I mean, actually, I think he was a pretty good game manager. I think he showed a pretty good poise. I've been reading some of Keillor's discussions on how this team is constructed,

saying, yeah, if it's fourth, fourth and five. We don't want the one yard line and have them run it all the way, right? We're not. We're. It's going to the Idaho. So he's from he played in the Kibbe Dome. Yeah. And then Oregon State and now. Beautiful temple, temple, so.

He. Let's see what he played. What was his stomach of a stats? He he. He started nine games for Oregon State. Yeah. Four and five. Three hundred yards. Genuine program. Yeah. More legitimate than we fucking are. Three hundred yards. A legitimate program.

Yeah, more legitimate than we fucking are. Yeah. Yeah. D1, baby. Although he threw three touchdowns and had six picks. All right. Well, yeah. Remember? Oh, what was our quarterback a few years ago who went to a transition to rice? Kurt Warner. Yeah. I mean, he was he was slanging that thing.

Yeah, he had like the the the I think the single season record or something like that. But like the attempts. Let's see what he like. Slay that rock. Oh, man. He he played well, Bryce. Oh, he transferred the Fresno State. Yeah, he did. Not Al's. Those are bulldogs.

That's what Derek Carter went. Yeah, so so we'll see. We'll see. We'll see if Giovanni, apparently we've gotten some late commits to. Yeah. And we're the recruiting. Strategies apparently are paying off. People are like that, like the last couple of years, Temple wasn't recruiting at this time. Yeah, KJ Warner is like trying. KJ, what's his name?

Kasey Keeler. Kasey Keeler. What does it say? KJ Warner. Jesus Christ. You mixed up. Yeah. Kasey Keeler. Yeah. Just ran like three guys together. There's an article from Temple from March was talking about their strategy in recruiting locally, which is tough with Penn State. But. Right. But we're going to get the scraps.

Right. Fighting scraps. Yeah, why not? Let's see what happens. I think if we, like, I wonder what they're going to do if they're going to, who's going to be the starting quarterback? Cause Simon is a senior, you know, had. I think they're probably gonna give it to Simon until proven otherwise. Yeah. But I put him in like as a gadget guy. Yeah. What was, who was, who was the, what's his name

that was with Drew Brees with the saints? That was like Mormon. The other guy, he was like, yeah. Hey, maybe you could do some fun shit with that. Use him as a hybrid, running backs, slash quarterback. But I don't know. Could be cool. Hang on one second. Taysam Hill. Taysam Hill, yeah. That is a Mormon ass name.

He's a utility player, yes. Yeah. We have the full Temple Out schedule as well. We didn't talk about, we talked about some of it. We talked about Oklahoma. We're going to get killed by Oklahoma again. 13th, it's a noon game. Cowards.

But we got UMass, Howard, Oklahoma, Georgia Tech. Oh, we're going to get you murdered by Georgia Tech. Never say never, baby. UTSA Navy Charlotte, Tulsa I know right army Tulane and then ending the year in North, Texas Yeah, I think you can't do Oklahoma I can't't do Oklahoma. I'm going to go to Penn State Villa, no fun. Why is why? This is already on the fucking schedule. Nova, are we worried about losing to them?

We did that with the last time we played the big lost. Well, we need to do it again. Now they have the Pope. Yeah, I would say no, it's a hatred ball for me. Oh, my God. It would be fun to go to Georgia Tech. As in Atlanta? Yeah. I would say no if it's a hatred bowl for me. Oh my god. It would be fun to go to Georgia Tech Is it in Atlanta? um, yeah What are you gonna do? Yeah, is that to watch the ramble and wreck rollout?

September 20th, I can't do that. Yeah Um, I like my whiskey. I drink my whiskey clear. I'm a ramble wreck from georgia tech and a hell of an engineer Yeah, that's that's that's a great. That's a great fucking great fight song. Technically not their fight song, whatever. I don't care. Yeah, who gives a shit? All right. You want to get into the voice? I typed in we're playing Rutgers in twenty twenty two thirty two thousand two thirty. Twenty thousand. Yeah. Football 1770. Seventy six. Yeah.

We did finally schedule Rutgers for home home. Twenty thirty twenty thirty one. And we're going to play University of Delaware in 2032. So that's that's kind of cool. And did you read the book I sent you about college football 26? The dynasty mode deep dive. Yes. I got to say. Looking good. I'm hopeful.

I mean, I did exceed my expectations last year, so I'm feeling good. I think they know that dynasty mode is where you're going to move units with dynasty mode. Right. They're also going to have generic stadiums for the team. So I really want to do a North Catholic dynasty. It was kind of shit. It kind of sucked. Because you don't get any pageantry. Yeah, I'm playing in the fucking Liberty Bowl with all.

I don't want to be playing in the Liberty Bowl. I don't think anybody does. Well, now they have generic stadiums. Good, OK. Yeah. Yeah, and I think for my coaching career, yes, I'm going to start out as UD's university Delaware's offensive coordinator. Okay. And then see where I go from there with the goal of like trying to be like a real good

coach and then come back to Temple. That makes sense. Yeah. See how it goes. So. temple. That makes sense. Yeah. See how it goes. So, all right. Let's see. We have a couple. We only, we don't mailbag is a little empty right now.

We got a couple of messages. We got a DM, two DMs and two voicemails. So let's get into that. We got Roisin. Roisin is updating us on everything Cleveland and the Jimmy Dome. So Roisin, the Guardians are at long last done with West Coast games for the season. They've returned home to immediately eat shit and die against Toronto. I know what that's like.

Oh yeah. Taking one of three in extra innings. Shit pitching, shit defense, and minimal offense when it counts. Hey, I know that. What that's like. Both the Phillies and my softball team. Fresh Jimmy Dome news. The freaks in the Ohio General Assembly snuck last minute language into the budget overnight intending to kneecap the Modell law to facilitate

the move. Here's hoping that also is lying on a freedom. The new text would change the law to be only enforceable for out of state moves not in state. So if they decide to fuck off to like Toledo or Zanesville or some shit, that'd be hunky fucking Dory. From the city of Cleveland spokesman Tyler Sinclair, this proposed change fails to protect communities like us when a team decides to leave. Moving to Browns, whether 12 miles or across the country, is a betrayal of the city and residents who have stood by the franchise for generations." Generations? Like two, right? Yeah, well, three. Yeah. All right, I guess we can use

the plural then. The budget has been passed by the full General Assembly. Unclaimed funds plan one out. The bill is awaiting DeWine's response as of 5.51 PM, June 25th. Once again, go guards, but please for the love of God bring up the Lauder, Cafus and Messick already. Go Fills, go Birds. Fuck Kevin Cosby for intentionally drilling Jose with a pitch. Fuck the Ohio General Assembly.

Fuck Jimmy Haslam. Fuck Ohio State and fuck Penn State. Their assembly is really going to try and like fucking slide that through even though the city doesn't want it. It's scummy. It is scummy. All right. We got one postman wookie because I have an addendum to this.

Okay, go ahead. Hey Tom, hey Liam, finally caught up with this week's pod and I honestly can't remember which racist NASCAR guy y'all were referencing. Update, Tab Void was Ricky Stidhausen spotted. He was at Hendrick at the pass though. He made a tweet that Sunday morning about how he hates Mexico City and how it's full of lies and he's a blooper and he deleted his social media. Turns out this asshole left the hotel, had some random guy, he conversed his dollars and his face, this dude just ran off with his money. Fucking idiot who's now without a job. He's been hired by Joe Gibbs Racing. So, don't worry.

That is one of the dumbest. Moves to make. Yeah. You change money. Here's what you do. First, I just use a credit card. If you need cash, right. You you exchange it, you go to your bank like a couple of weeks before your trip, I say I need so many pesos and they'll get it for you. They'll order it for you if they have to, yeah.

You or you just take it out of a fucking ATM at the airport like everybody else. That's what I do. Hey, I need a hundred euros in cash. All right, I'm going to go to that fucking ATM. You let your bank know ahead of time you're going on a trip. Right. This is basic shit. I'm going to fucking trust some guy on the street with my fucking cash. It doesn't matter where. of time you're going on a trip. Right. This is basic shit.

I'm going to fucking trust some guy on the street with my fucking cash. It doesn't matter where. Doesn't have to be Mexico. Could be anywhere. Could be outside my house. Right. Yeah. I'll give you, you know, a hundred dollars. Yeah, you got a hundred a hundred dollars worth of Cabela's coupons. I'll turn that in the cash for you. That guy's going to take it. Yeah, exactly.

You're kind of under at some point, Kit Cham. Yeah, that's going to take it. Yeah, exactly. You're kind of under out at some point, KitChamp. Yeah, that's so funny. And guess what? I bet a lot of places in Mexico City take fucking dollars. Yeah, exactly. You don't want to be that kind of American, put in a pinch. Be like, listen, dude, I ran out of pesos. I do have American money.

Help me. Yeah, sure. I'll take it at face value on the one. A lot of places will do that. You're ripped off, but fuck it. At least you'll pay for it. Exactly. All right. Let's listen. We got Wayne and then Charlie. Hey, Tommy and Liam. It's Wayne from now to him. Colin from Life Stadium again. Oh, I'm so sorry. Fluminense are able to send off an upset bid from Ulsan in the 12 World Cup.

First half was incredibly chaotic. Fluminense maintained most of the possession, but Ulsan managed to score two goals. First one around the 30th minute and the second one just at stoppage time, in stoppage time just before the half, to go up 2-1 at halftime. Shocking basically, approximately I would say only really about 30,000 at MetLife Stadium. Fluminense are able to rebound. They score three unanswered goals in the second half. And the match ends with Fumente beating Ulsan four to two

and going top of the group above Borussia Dortmund. Wow. And a match that they drew previously with B-Faube. So that guarantees they will move on to the knockout stage actually got a lot of handshakes and selfies from this match tonight flu-managing fans pretty good had fan groups based here far away like Texas and Boston Massachusetts guys they they were pretty good tonight. And if this is my life's voice now before the news start flying, it's been a pleasure

with you guys. Fuck Donald Trump, fuck every single goddamn fascist in the world, and fuck the Philadelphia Phillies. Let's kill Matt. No. Boo. Boo. Boo. I love, I love it's like gentlemen, it has been a privilege potting with you.

Thank you. Like we're fucking the Titanic podcasting as the fuck hitting, hitting upload to, to pod bean as soon as I see the flash. Yeah, right. Get it out there. Future historians, you know, will use it. And be deeply ashamed of themselves. Oh my God.

Yeah. Imagine that. Imagine that. Like we, I met, we would become like legends though. Cause think about like the, the graffiti in Pompeii, just like the shitposts like my favorite is goodbye wondrous femininity for my penis from now on shall only penetrate man's behinds. Oh, OK. That's a great shitpost.

It's like women weep because I'm only fucking dudes. That is a good one. Yeah, I'll give it to him at some point. I got you got people are the, people are just the impulse to just be a dumb ass. Yes. Universe or change the soldiers ever down. All right. We got one of our last voice. Well, this from Charlie.

Hey guys. Yay. Liam. Hey Tom. This is Charlie from Roxbury. We got regular lowercase Charlie. Long 10 days off came back with another win on the road in Chicago. Chris Donovan, the smartest person who ever got a business sports management degree at Drexel University had the right idea of banking it off of a man who looks like the photograph that will get you deported of JD Vance off his arm that led to the penalty taken by Bruno Damiani. He did bury it.

The union did win 1-0. Union were shorthanded, still four players out from the Copa Oro. They should be getting Don Lee, Jean-Jacques and Andre Blake. Both Haiti and Jamaica went out in the group stage. Quinn Sullivan and Nate Herrier are still out because of the United States has yet to lose to Costa Rica yet. Quinn Sullivan, Nate Herrier are still out because of the United States has yet to lose to Costa Rica yet, probably will lose to Panama in the semi-finals or lose to Mexico in the finals.

So at some point, Pachatino is going to remember that he vetted us in the wings at some point. Ty Varebo, who sounds like gay Michael Douglas from Comtown, according to Tom, is back from Israel after being in a bomb shelter with Caitlyn Jenner for two weeks. He's forgot that his country is currently ever expanding the war that they can't seem to wrap up but he's back and he was also named an all-star with Jacob Gleznas so they'll take on the league MX or whatever whoever MLS plays in the all-star game I really don't care the union will be moving on to play another former Philadelphia Union player Daniel Goussak in Columbus

for Sunday night soccer. But we do we do we do we do. Yeah, it's a really singing Apple TV premier game 5 p.m. on Sunday. So the union is still on the road for at least another two weeks. So they keep their deal points. They keep playing well. Let's see if this holds out.

Later, fellas. Thanks, Charlie, for that beautiful rendition of the, what is that, the round ball rock. All right. What are we going to do? the round ball rock. All right. Well, at this time we usually do the outro. Thank you. So thanks to our North Carolina tier patrons, Patrick, Sean, Mike, Kate, Charlie, Luke, Kyle, Chucklebird, Kat, Juniper. No new 700 level patrons. Voicemail, give us a call 267-371-7218. Give us your name and pronouns. DM us and follow us.

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