Ten Thousand Losses - Your Honor, Obviously, I F*ck With Jews

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

Tom & Liam discuss birthright, air travel, theology, the Phillies, Temple Owls football, and listener messages. This is the last ep before Tom's vacation to [NATION REDACTED] so we're on break until August.  Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

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they're pretty good. Hey, how about my friend? What do you think is going on with him? Listen to this clip of him pretending to slap his dick on the desk. Is that what you would call normal or does he need to be lobotomized instantly? Yeah.

Well, I mean, I already don't have a calf. Yeah. You want to talk about your sports related injury, old man? Yeah. So me and Joe Burrow have a lot in common. Yeah. You also, he did not buy the Batmobile. We both supported Bernie Sanders.

We both fuck and we both tore our calf. Yeah. Yeah, except I'm not getting the good peptides that he got. Oh yeah. Well, it's. Yeah. So I was playing softball. And I had the injury.

I'm going to have to add reverb to that. Cause that's your thirties. You're five until the injury. I'm going to have to add reverb to that. Because that's your 30s. You're fine until the injury. I was tagging up after my teammate hit a liner and I went a little too hard. Oh, Liam's gone. Nope, Liam's still here. He's gone. Nope, Liam's still here. He's gone. Nope, he's still here. Let's wait till he comes back. Hello. I fucking hate it here. What happened? Nothing. I can still hear you. Oh, all right.

We'll start from the top with the story. Yeah, go for it. Yeah. so I was playing softball. I got a hit, so I was on first. And my teammate hit a liner to the third baseman. I guess I went a little too hard trying to tag up, get back to first. And I thought someone shot me in the back of the leg. My right leg just gave. Nice. And yeah, I collapsed. I couldn't get

up or I couldn't put any weight on it. Good, good, good. Of course, they threw me out, tagged me out. I was trying to dive back to first. You're like that bitch boy. That's embarrassing. Yeah. They were nice. The other team was chill. And my guys helped me back and went to the hospital. Nothing super bad at the hospital. There wasn't anything like, oh, we need to get you into surgery. And I went to the ortho, who I think was actually a legit sports surgeon. Wow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just take a look at the draw. Which is good, because you are so good. I'm an athlete, just like Joe Burrow. Just like Joe Burrow, dude. And yeah, so it's a it's a it's a calf tear. I tore it above the Achilles, though. So it's good. Well, we'll take that, unfortunately.

Yeah. So at time of recording, it, it's not even 72 hours yet and I'm able to walk without the boot like inside the house. Good. Still with a weird gate, but I'm able to do it. But you always kind of walk like a caveman. Yeah. So, nothing really was lost there. Maybe they'll fix that in PT.

Nothing of value was lost. So, what is nice is that I have a very big trip to country on the on this closed country. Do you want me to tell the boys and girls and non-binary pals what the what the country is? No, they can figure out using context clues from the last episode. Yeah. All right. It's it's Djibouti.

Yeah, I'm going for the name alone. I wonder what they I wonder what foods in Djibouti. I bet you there's some good shit there. I bet it's good food. Anyway, so I'll be able to walk around the drive. It's my right leg, so driving is weird. So we'll see. I got to see how I drive. Make your wife do it. The thing is, is that she doesn't like driving on the left. Whereas me, I adapt immediately

to driving on the left, whereas me, I adapt immediately to driving on the left. Right. Because it's like, I guess that's like where I'm good at things is mechanical and you know, but yeah, I figured by the time of the flight, I should actually, I'm going to bring the boot just so I get like special boarding on the airplane. Yeah, right. What airline are you flying or is that to reveal?

I'm not going to say. Is it the national? Is it that? That's one of the big three. Is it that nation's flag carrier? Is it Cunnilingus Airlines? Oh, that's Cunnilingus? No, no, no. Oh, you mean yes, I am flying Air Lingus, of course.

What's wrong with flying Air Lingus? There mean, yes, I am flying your lingus, of course. What's wrong with flying your lingus? There's nothing wrong with flying your lingus. Codeshare partnered with American, I think. Yes, yeah. But yeah, so I mean, it fucking sucks. So I was looking into it, like these kinds of, when you're my age, it's.

30 million years old. So it's most common people in their 30s. It's most common when you're dehydrated and we played a doubleheader. It's most common when you're fatigued, we played a doubleheader in the fucking just nasty gross ass swamp. Nasty. Yeah. Philly came out there.

I fronted my A's. Yeah. So, it was sort of like a combination of all things. Of course, my wife is like, what did you do? You you you probably ran too hard. It's like I didn't get a yell at her. Oh, yeah. I say I didn't do anything wrong.

Like sometimes shit just like the human body is flawed. And I tried to change directions really fast. Things break down. Tom's unnamed wife. Yeah. Yeah. It's like I've had so many injuries in my life. We were texting about this. It piled up, dude. I'm like, I'm like, you know, what is this? What is this, man? Like, I can't do anything about it.

But if you told me that I had to like, oh, do we have like a three page student loan for me to fill out? I'd be like, no, fuck. God damn it. Not doing that. Fucking tear my other calf. Right. I'd rather. Yeah. It's weird. Like the things. I'm not doing that. Fucking tear my other calf. Right. I'd rather, yeah, it's weird like the things that like people can face. Because I know that my body heals really like relatively fast comparatively. And like, despite my being fat, like I'm still like a decent.

Despite me being fat, of course. I mean like, you know, like decent health. Like I'm active. I go to the gym and I have very powerful legs. I think what it is we determined is that I was finally hitting my stride in softball. And God struck you. And God struck me down, yeah. They couldn't dare face me what I could have been.

Yeah. So you got the hollowed out version of Tom. Hollowed Tom, we call him. Yeah. Yeah. Bobby Tables, we call him. Bobby Tables. Good XKCD.

That is, I know you're a big XKCD fan, but I won't say it. I have a big XKCD fan. I won't say what it was. What? That made me... I could cut it out. It was a password. You were telling me a password.

I was like, you're a fucking XKCD nerd. Oh, is it? Oh, is the, uh, the battery horse staple or whatever? Yeah. Correct horse battery staple. That was my Plex password for a while. Yeah. I was like, you fucking nerd.

I know exactly where you got that from. That's a good password. Yeah, if you if like no one else uses it. Well, the problem is that a lot of other people use it. Tom, are you dead? No, apparently not. Excuse me. It was a weird blip on my end.

I don't know if it'll come through, but yeah, I can I can censor it. So anyway, we're not. Hello. Welcome to another episode of 10,000 losses. The only thing I'm wondering why we're doing this efficiently. And the answer is because I my wife is very mad if I don't help her move. Yeah. Well, you I would understand. Don't be like me, where you're bottling me the day you're moving and your wife didn't speak to you for three days in your new house.

And you did what? I waited till the movers were there to bottle a batch of mead. You are a dick cheese. Yeah. Well, I mean, I also was like eight years younger, nine years younger. You are a dick cheese. Yeah. That was really, really shitty on me.

And the movers were like rushing guys like, oh, what's your making over there? Would you share some with us? You know, like we could drink, we can help you move this, but we might take one or two, you know. It was like, I was like, hey guys, if you want one, you can have one. I think I did end up giving them one. Yeah. I once had to move somebody out of his college apartment. It is not Roz.

Roz, if he's listening already knows what I think of his moving prowess. Ross Ross, if he's listening already knows what I think of his moving prowess. That man, no one has ever hated moving as much as Justin Justin G. Rozziak has. But it took us like two days to move my buddy out of his college apartment and his then girlfriend showed up on like day two. It was like, how are you still doing this? And it's like nothing was fucking packed. No, we had to do this ourselves in like my Mazda my Mazda 3 we didn't have a truck

Yeah, I would never I would never do that again, I'm actually like relatively good at packing and unpacking I'm not That's why I have already That's why I was a shipping receiver guy for a year. So that's right Oh, let me finish the intro. The only Philadelphia sports podcast exists. I'm your host, Tom Koehmann. All the podcasts that exist. Fuck it.

Yeah. My pronouns are he, him with me as my co-host. Yay. Oh, I'm burped. Liam, hi. I'm Liam McAnison. My pronouns are he, him, his. And fuck you.

And also fuck you. Oh, so some announcements. How'd the stream go? I forgot to ask you. Oh, we had about, I think, like 12 at most, which was nice. Wow, that's not bad. Thanks, guys. I forgot to ask you. Oh, we had like, I think, like 12 on it most, which was nice. That's not bad. I couldn't get folks.

Yeah, yeah. I couldn't get out of being a two star ranked. So I committed to to Buffalo. Because they're the only the only team that would give a starting to a two star quarterback prospect the starting job and they lied. They lied because when the next season came around, they got some picks up some guys to transfer portal. Oh, those dicks. So I think in August we'll have to revisit Tom at Buffalo and see him trying to get the

starting job. I'd like that. Transfer somewhere else. When I'm not moving because I'm moving, get the starting job. I'd like that. Transfer somewhere else. Well, I'm not moving because I'm moving. I bought a house. Yeah. Yeah, no, it definitely would definitely be fun to have you on. With 30, 30 podcast dollars. Yeah. The.

What was I going to say? Oh, the bonus bonus that with Bobby, if you have a list of that, that's out. There's a preview on the feed. And where do we doing a little cross-... Oh, daddy. We're doing a little cross promotion with Tipping Pitches. So if you are a patron, they are giving you a month free if you click the link that we have.

So you can listen to them. And they're doing the same thing for us. We have a free month for anyone who's a Tippie Pitches patron. So welcome aboard. Sorry, I assume you've already turned this off. Yeah, yeah. I haven't checked to see if anyone's used it yet. I don't know if they will or not, but you know, whatever. Summer League's on. Cowards, yeah. We got to mention Vijay in a minute. He seems like he's never talked about how he seems like. Cowards. Yeah. Oh, well, we got to mention VJ Acoma in a minute.

He says, yeah, we talked about how he says that. Yeah, go ahead. So just just because and because of Vacation Redacted, we are recording this, I think, on the 10th. This will be like the last episode until August.

I'm going to put a bonus unlocked out and I might compilation of funny bits, maybe. I'll cut this out if I don't do it. I maybe, maybe, sorry. You can just say maybe. We do that on, oh, well there's your problem all the time. We're like, yeah, we'll totally do that. Fucking never do it.

I was thinking that or like, re-releasing like maybe an episode that newer listeners haven't heard, like the fighting your dad episode was one of an early, that was an early favorite where we just talked about times you tried to fight your dad. We've done it. Yeah. Yeah.

I love that. That's what he gets for being a Maoist. I'll kick his ass all over again. He's going to sort of protract the people's war against you. Yeah. With the two good knees he has. All right. Yeah. But anyway, whatever happens, that's going against you. Yeah. What the two good knees he has. All right. But anyway, whatever happens, that's going to happen.

It's just summer. We have nothing to talk about. That's my vacation. Yeah. Go ahead. That's the same voicemails. 267. 7317218.

Give us your name and pronouns. patreon.com, so it's 10,000 losses. All right. I got a funny story to tell you I got on air so we were recording Well, there's your problem yesterday. I went to three hours and 15 minutes. Mm-hmm We had problems starting the recording because Ross has not enough disk space I really I really was like this is it. This is it like this is how he dies. Yeah You were just gonna drive over there. It just beat him to death with his own shoes You're beat him death of the hard drive. Yeah, you were just gonna drive over there. It just beat him to death with his own shoes. You're beatin death with a hard drive Yeah, just

Yeah, I'm gonna I gotta bring one over to him I gotta I gotta actually sit him down and install it with him because he won't do it Otherwise, what does he have on that computer? transport fever to save us mostly Thought he hates that game No, he likes that game. No, he likes that game. Maybe I don't know my Roz lore. I don't know.

I don't know. Well, I know he's played it and like keeps made mods for it. Yeah, so you can tell that he hates it. Yeah. Well, I mean, I hate it too and I have like 500 hours in it. So just like how I hate Rimworld and how I hate Mountain Blade Bannerlord. Oh, God. Having several hundred hours in all those games.

Anyway, so we talked about me and Joe Burrow. Let's say, oh yeah, there's a couple of like quick hits in the news. We have like VJ Edko and he sprained his thumb. So pack it in guys. Get ready to learn every value in two weeks buddy. Yeah. Otherwise, you've been playing well in the summer league. I think it's only two games left anyway. Do you watch summer league?

Sometimes. Haven't yet. I didn't this year. But we do have some basketball related news that is somewhat encouraging. We're going to get a WNBA team. That's exciting. That is pretty cool. They'll be, I assume, more exciting and fun to watch than our than our NBA team. That's what I'm hoping for. I'm hoping they're better.

Give me give me a reason to have basketball team worth. Give a shit about basketball again. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, that mean that's the little over to schedule St. Joe's and the quick hits oh really not a Philly school not a fucking Philly school not a fucking Philly school oh we're attracting we're retracting filled Philly school status from a University of Pennsylvania oh yeah because of the caving for caving in the Trump and removing you have a billion dollars you fucking pussies you don't need you don't you don't need the Trump money. No need it. Fuck now It's there is no hell hot enough for you fucking people. Yeah. Yeah, that's it's it's it's it's cowardice. You're just That's all this that's how you let these dipshits win

I can't wait for my phone to be checked when I reenter the country. I well you're white with a beard. You'll be good Yeah, yeah Hey, you're white with a beard, you'll be good. Yeah, yeah. You're traveling with a certain... Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. It's, we've been, she's been specially selected. I've been specially selected. I have, I've gotten, I've only gotten the, like the bomb test thing. Done that. Yep.

And I when I was coming my first time coming back to the United States, I was still in fucking Charles De Gaulle Airport. Oh, the worst airport I've ever been to. And I also had that's I had to just someone come up to me and ask me questions. I couldn't fucking understand her. I've had that happen flying flying out of Europe. You do. You have this bag packed by anybody that's not as you say.

I what? What the fuck? You're welcome for 1945. Yeah, God damn it. My grandfather didn't fucking fall out of the guard tower for you. I my my favorite thing is I have been stopped on. I went on birthright. Sorry. Yeah, that was that in hindsight, an even worse decision. But I was I was in Turkey with a friend and we flew back to Tel Aviv and the LL did not like that very much.

Oh no. I want to point out that she and I were not dating. We were not married. We were just friends. And they were like, oh, and what about your wife? And I had, and I said reflexively, not my wife. And they were like, what? And I was like, yeah.

Now I'm like, do you see a wedding ring? You fucking don't. Yeah. The Israelis did not like that bit. Oh, I. Not a very humor don't. The Israelis did not like that bit. Oh. Not very humorous people. No, they're not. I know somebody whose kid did... This person's very Christian, so I was like, oh, my son was going to the Holy Land. Don't call it the Holy Land, you dumb

ass. Call it fuck anything else. Going to the Holy Land. to he went to like he was on a bus and he left he left Israel and went to fucking Jordan I think they crossed the border back. Yeah. This this kid's got type one diabetes. He has like an insulin pump. Sure. Well they're like what is that? What is that on him? And they like pulled him off the bus and they were like what is this device? Where are you coming back from Jordan with this device? And he's like a white, you know, American kid. He's like, I've diabetes. Like, turn it off. Turn it off right now.

And they like the so like the border guards made him fucking turn off his insulin pump. And he's sitting there for like hours and he's starting to like it all fucking fucked up from it. Hypo hyperestimic. People on his tour are like, the dude's got diabetes, you idiots. Like he's going to get sick. And they're like, well, we just want to make sure it wasn't a bomb. Yeah, it's not a bomb. You can turn it off.

It's a fucking insulin pump, you moron. And apparently, like one of the one of the one of the colonels, which I'm sure was like, you know, 23 or 13 years old, showed up berated the border guards for, you know, whatever it is. But they were giving him shit because he went to Jordan came back and they don't like that. they don't like it whenever you go to a Muslim country and come back that border is open and friendly what are you talking about yeah yeah how do you not know your own geopolitics you fucking

genocidal dickheads well they're morons I know they're more I fucking know they're morons I spent a week not even a week it was like 10 days it was the worst vacation I've ever been on in my fucking life. Oh my god. It was horrible the worst fucking accents. Oh It's like what about Brooklyn? Yeah, you want to do the voice you can do the fucking voice. I don't care Yeah, it's all it's all the back of the throat the other one you could be That voice is like I associate that voice with friendliness and You know, maybe some decent food if you ask nice.

You don't even have to ask nice. We'll just give it to you. Obviously I fuck with Jews. Your honor, obviously I fuck with Jews. Your honor obviously I fuck with you Your honor I Liam's here to vouch for me I got listen listen I was called a mensch by Bobby we've talked about before Brother I was on I was I was a jittery Jewish girl No Yeah, also a virginity to a Lutheran. Oh Well, yeah, all right. All right, you're a Pennsylvania man. There's only so much to go around Martin Luther. Just losing his fucking mind over that

Pumping into the sport Scumbag hours Kurds not home. I can say whatever the fuck I want She's not like over here glaring at me It's not whole, I can say whatever the fuck I want. She's not like over here glaring at me because I'm screaming into a mic. But I was, oh fuck it, where was I going? I was on the phone yesterday with a vendor

because we're doing a presentation for the seniors about hoarding. And this lady is, she's like, oh, I can't present September the 22nd, a date I had not suggested. She's like, that's Rosh Hashanah. And I was like, I instantly go into talking to my mother mode. Oh, like, yeah, of course.

You know, I know a name like Liam McAnderson. You wouldn't think, but like, yeah, I'm one of the people of the tribe. She's like, really, you're Jewish. And I was like, kind of. Yeah, maybe I don't I don't fucking know what I am. I sort of alternate to a Jewish and Catholic, like a metamorphic blob. You could just be one of those Jews for Jesus. They're all about...

No. Those are filthy... Oh, they're all normal guys, right? Those are filthy Protestants. Oh, no. We had a school redacted that work out. This is a very Counter-Reformation friendly podcast. Oh, yeah.

This school redacted that work out. They had a family of Jews for Jesus. And I was like, you're not Jewish. I wanted to be like, you're not Jewish. I know Jews. You're not a Jew. I fuck with Jews. I fuck with Jews.

I know a thing or two. Like I pull out my card that says mensch on it. And I've had the gefilte. I've been to a seder. I've been to the synagogue. Did you wear a yarmulke? I did not. Okay.

Well, then you're out. They were reform. Yeah. Okay, well then you're out. They were reformed. Yeah, okay. I was raised reformed. What the fuck is up with it? I wore a yarmulke in synagogue. Did they? No one asked me to. I did. No, they don't care. Especially if you're a visitor. I've always been kind of of the belief that like as counterintuitive as it seems, if you're not Jewish and you're visiting a synagogue, wearing a yarmulke is kind of like, mmm. If someone said, hey, listen, we do that.

I don't find it disrespectful, but I find it like you don't need to do all that. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because if someone's like, oh, I'm wearing this as a sign of respect, like you're wearing it at least a reformed synagogue, because once you get to like the other fucking freaks, they're wearing it because they want the costume. Yeah. But the if you're wearing it to reform, you're like you should ask, like, should I be wearing a yarmulke? costume. Yeah. But the if you're wearing it to reforms, you're like you should ask, like, should I be wearing a yarmulke? Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. The the the yeah, no one said anything. And I didn't go into like the whatever congregation party I was having. It was a meal I was at. Right. So it wasn't it was it was at the big one in Philly. Oh, right. A show. Whatever the reform one is there on on Broadway. Yeah. Yeah, it was, it was at the big one in Philly. Oh, Roto Shalom? Whatever the reform one is there.

On, on broad? Yeah. Yeah, it's Roto Shalom. Yeah. Yeah, those guys are scumbags. Oh, I don't know. Let me explain my logic. I have no idea.

I can back this up. All right, do, hear your grievances. All right, so I was in college at Temple and I wouldn't go to Hallel because those are all ultra Orthodox fucking weirdos, even if they present as relatively mainstream and liberal minded, they're fucking not. Rodof Shalom charges admission for high Holy Day services if you're not a member of the synagogue.

That is so avaricious to me and greedy. Not beating the allegations. Not beating the allegations. Right. That you're just like you fucking scumbag. I won't go back. I've thought about joining a synagogue and I'm like, I will not go back to Road of Shalom for that specific reason. That's stupid. That's stupid.

I mean, Catholic's won't do that. Like, no, like you are. Yeah, welcome in. Welcome. Will you pay dues? Do you want to pay dues? Yeah. Do you want to? Well, they ask for the money at the plate when they pay the money in the basket. When the Eagles made their Super Bowl run and I was going to church

much more frequently, we were we were dropping like money in the plate, man. We were just and the and the and the the guy with the basket would always like look at us very fondly. And I was like, I am doing this to the birds with the Super Bowl. I don't want you to don't get it twisted You might you might fuck with the Unitarians man. I Have a good friend. There's

Who was raised Unitarian? I don't mind a Unitarian my ex-girlfriend was Unitarian. She was also a horrible person regardless, right? Theologically, it's the only thing they're actually consistent with the problem of evil But I like you don't you don't have to actually be a Unitarian Christian have their flaws. I can't have like theologically speaking. This is a real theology hours on the sports podcast. I am tipping pitches. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I don't I mean, I'm agnostic. I have leaning atheists. Same.

I'm a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, patrons. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I don't, I mean, I'm agnostic. Leaning atheist. Same. That, but I can understand where you have like a theology where like, all right, Jesus wasn't actually God, where, and his death was like, like this idea of universe, that's where the universe comes from, universal salvation. And then you get away with like this idea of of God being omniscient, because one of their tenets is like God is omniscient of things that are guaranteed to happen, but the universe is

weird and you can't, like not even God can know where chaos is going to fuck with things. And God can't predict the free choice of people. So it like resolves the problem of evil. And which is nice, theologically, it's like it's like tidy. Right. That's what I mean. That's fucking what Aryanism was back in the, you know, second, third century. But they don't call them. What did they call it?

What so so so so so shitting and ism so Kenyanism? I have no idea about. I don't know. Um, every once in a while I'll go into like deep dives on theology, Christology, literally the, had the nature of Christ. Um, but I mean, nonsense guy, but the Unitarian Universalist, they're like the right side of things. Like Quakers have been on the right side of things. Yeah, there's some good folks out there. Obviously good folks in every religion. Did I ever tell you, going back to the Jews. Cut that. Did I ever tell you what my father-in-law's theory on the Jews is?

Oh. So he respects them, but he respects them because he thinks they run the world and they're ultimate hustlers in grindset. And he thinks they're very good businessmen. And that's why he, that's why he respects them. And he wishes that like, he could be like that. You can convert. I'll take him. Hey, you already got the circumcision, buddy.

As Rod says, I got the hard part over with. Yeah. Don't some of them make you get like a nick as an adult if you convert to Judaism and you're already circumcised? Not that I've ever heard of, but I'm sure somebody out there does it. I might have heard that, like the ultra orthodox. Well, the ultra orthodox won't let you convert.

No, they don't want you. Yeah. But there's what who said? It depends. The hereditary will take you. But like it gets really weird. Like they're the they're the ones that are in the sewers. Right. Yeah. In the sewers in the fucking baser. Right. The tunnels.

Yeah. They're the ones who think the the. Rabbi Rabbi Lovovich is the Messiah. Sure, boys. Yeah, that fucking makes sense. Yeah, right. I've seen a picture of the guy. If you, the Messiah can't be a guy that I've seen. Yeah. The Rebbe, as they call him, such a fucking weirdos.

Yeah, they'll, well, they're their, they're Chabad, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's where I got the Jewish voice from. That was the, hey, this is Rabbi Hallel from Chabad. I just wanted to see how you were doing. If you have any questions of the year of God. My favorite thing is the rabbi, Pents Chabad rabbi whose name I will not disclose so I sure hope doesn't listen to this podcast. We used to live Dexam. We lived at 42nd and

Sansa. One day, Roz and I were drunk on the porch and he was coming home from like, what was clearly like administering someone's like, last rites in a hospital. He was like, hey, and he just started talking to us. Like, we had talked, we were friendly, like, no problem. He was like, yeah, and we started like, just debating the existence of that.

It's like 2.30 in the morning. And we're just like, all right, let's do it, Rabbi. And Rabbi, I was like, Rabbi, at the end, I was just, do you believe it? He's like, not really. And I was like, feel like as a man of the cloth, you've got to get this together a little bit my guy. I, you, you, you would be shocked how many. No, I don't think like, maybe they weren't there personally.

Like, like how many fucking priests and rabbis are definitely atheists. Or at the very least, not Gnostics. Yes. Yeah, yeah. They have significant doubts. Right. And they think it's probably not true. Right.

My childhood rabbi who came to my wedding, I don't know if you met him, Big Irwin, very nice guy. He was, as far as any of us could tell, a pantheist, because he was like, yeah, I believe God is in the order of the universe. I'm just like, all right, that's weird enough. Yeah, sure. I kind of fuck with that, like the idea that the universe, whatever, divinity, because God is not an adequate word for it. Divinity is the universe because it's sort of weird and like, yeah, I that's the closest thing I'm like sympathetic to.

It's like God is sort of the the my dad's belief in divinity is that God is the answer to the math problem of why there is anything. OK. Yeah, I'm like, like, like the only thing like like it's like the hard problem of consciousness. Right. Like, why, like the only thing like, like it's like the hard problem of consciousness. Right. Like why, why do I have this subjective experience that to me? There's no way to explain it. And like, at least not now. Right. And I, I think that some questions are better left on unsolvable frankly, but yeah. All right. You want to talk about sports on our sports podcast? Sure. Yeah. Um, well, Well, I was going to talk about the will

will wait for the way in the end to talk about that. The Schwartz, the All-Star game, the All-Star has been announced. Zach Zach Wheeler is pitching the fucking lights out, dude. Zach Wheeler and Kyle Schwab are all stars. Zach Wheeler is having a Cy Young season again. And Schwartz is is fucking tearing it up too. How many home runs has he had? Schwerbs decided to try yesterday and we won 13-0.

Yeah, that was nice. It'd be nice to have those runs the other day. Schwerbs is like on pace for like 60 home runs this year. Yeah, I know. And he's hitting above 200. Yeah, he's hitting 253. Yeah. Yeah, I know. And he's hitting above 200. Yeah, he's in 253. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He's doing good. 163 batting average, 965 OPS. Having finally seen friend of the show, Matt, in person. Yeah. We get to say he he could like they know how they talk about lookalikes. Yeah. He is a straight up short lookalike. Yeah, I always thought Matt was very handsome. Yeah. I don't mean anything. Any dig. I think Kyle Shorber is a handsome guy. I think Matt looks, I think Matt could win a contest. He's kind of got like the stout physique too that he

could kind of pull that off. One shoulders. Yeah. Yeah. Matt, my favorite thing about Matt is he, and I don't want to embarrass him but like he He'll he's like he's like, yeah I really like started like running and like he and I talked about like getting in shape He sent me a selfie the other day. That was so fucking funny, dude Where he had like gone for a run and then it had started pouring and he sent the selfie of just like the most bedraggled man And then it had started pouring and he sent me the selfie of just like the most bedraggled man in the universe Like if we if we were a visual podcast, I would flash that up right? Yeah, I'm just like the Matt selfie he's like making like

With that face and it's just like he's covered in sweat and rain and I'm just like wow that looks horrible Oh my god. Have you ever done like like like Running in the rain like doing like your daily run? Like oh my God, it's the worst. I look like a guy who does a daily run, Tom. I'm not going to judge you. You might. I don't know.

With my two good knees? I got my dad's knees, man. I'm not ableist like that. I got my dad's knees, man. Got my mom's good looks and my dad's fucking knees. Man, I wonder when I'm going to be able to run again. Never. You're dead now. Yeah. You had the injury.

Yeah. I had the injury. I'm going to put reverb in on that, too. But yeah, Philly's a bit frustrating. We lost two games against the Giants. And then we won 13-0. Make it make sense. I don't know. But we're first to the end, at least.

That's all that matters. Buy half a game. One game, I think. Is it one game? I thought it was half a game. I don't have the stats up right now. When I checked when I was doing the event today. Yeah.

Good job. And let's see. We got how many games till the All-Star break? We got what? Blue-Eye, I think. Yeah, three more games see we got how many games to the all star break we got a what? Yeah Yeah, three more games. We got series against the Padres again with the fucking Padres Jesus Christ Oh, man, and I'm gonna sing the praises of Petco Park being one of like such a part. Yeah My mom hates there every time we play Padres their jerseys are horrible Tom. They're so brown Yeah, like it. It's like I actually like mama actually kind of like their jerseys are horrible, Tom. They're so brown. Yeah, I like it.

So I actually like my mom, I actually kind of like their jerseys because they're Padres, they're like the friars. Yeah, it makes sense. They wear brown. They're kind of canonically. This actually does track. Yeah, I guess they're who's who the the brown is what the Domin and no Franciscans, the Minnesotans are black, right?

I think so. And the Benedictines are white. Sure, man. Where are the gray friars then? Providence. Gray friars, Franciscans. Ah, yeah. Anyway. Speaking of jerseys. Yeah, Temple has got the jerseys.

Did you look at the video I sent you? I did. Those are pretty nice. They are pretty nice. They got diamonds on the helmet now. The T on the side. You feel the diamonds? Yep.

Yeah. No, they look good. I got to tell you, Temple football forever. Our friend, I don't know where his politics lie. The bad kind. Because he said that June has been a big, beautiful month for Temple football. There's an account that's like Temple Sports Trump, which is like, all right, man, like this Twitter fandom is so fucking stupid. I went to Penn, but they said that temple football is very good. Yeah, we're not on FCS, we just lose to FCS teams.

And I gotta say, I am a big fan of the temple football. They have very big guys, they run very fast, and I'm going to invite them to the White House. Oh, we're still going, huh? Yeah. So, somehow he mentions in this article about the new unis, he mentions Al Golden again. Okay. About how he saved temple football.

Okay. Oh, he throws in the King Solomon reference. Um, okay, but I still like this guy cause he's so earnest. Yeah. Um, there's a, and his hatred of Stan Drayton is, uh, so, so the reason he likes Casey Keeler right now, obviously we've got some guys like in a transfer portal. We picked up some good. We're doing decent recruiting. Decent recruiting. He got his old running back from the Bearcats.

What's his name? Jay Dockert. We have we talked about him last week. Giovanni McCoy, legitimate quarter, like dual threat quarterback. Last week, Giovanni McCoy, legitimate quarter, like dual threat quarterback. Yeah. So, like you said, things are looking up. So he's saying, Temple Football Forever guy is going, hey, last year, July 4th, Stan Drayton was back home in Texas. Well, guess where Casey Keeler is?

He's here. I was like, well, I mean, Casey Keeler is from the areas. He doesn't have to go killer is from the areas. Doesn't have to go back over the summer. He lives in the fucking area. But anyway, so there's a video. I don't know if you saw about him going to Richie's for cheesesteak. Did you see the video? I didn't. But that is listen, man, our beloved temple owls.

Yes. Cheesesteaks with coach. Who? Motherfucker. Yeah. I'm like I'm like listen man five wins in a pity bowl invite Let's do it. Let's get the Bahamas Bowl There's not gonna be the Bahamas this year. Oh, no, where's gonna be like Fort Lauderdale for the whole bowl What's what's what's the shittiest bowl the Bahamas Bowl do they play it in like the middle of November? Obviously, but you get to go to the Bahamas, I think probably. Yeah, that's that's not the Alamo Bowl. There's like.

There's some bowls in there that are really bad. Gasparilla Bowl. That was kind of the one I was thinking of anything in New Orleans. Is it shitty because in Gaspar like. Of the season, I really request the reliant quest bowl or whoever. Yeah. I honestly want to see us. Oh, first first responder bowl. There's a there's like a military bowl. Oh, that one's that one's bad. I want I want the Pop-Tart bowl. That one is great.

They make it even though it's a giant fucking ad, at least it's entertaining. Right. Exactly. Which is all college football should be to be anyway. So I'm getting excited to veterans. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. Even though it's a giant fucking ad, at least it's entertaining. And that's exactly which is all college football should be to be anyway. So I'm getting excited to Veterans Bowl in Montgomery, Alabama. Oh, good Lord.

We've got the Cure Bowl, at least that's in Orlando. The Myrtle Beach Bowl would be a hell of a time. Oh, yeah. I would fuck. You're in Hawaii. What's the what's the place was in Myrtle Beach? The the cheesesteak place you got me to share from? You can't be it or me.

No, it's Jacksonville, Florida. That's Jacksonville. OK. So preseason, Athlon Sports had the preseason. Yeah, it was the tax slayer Gator Bowl that I went to the tax slayer bowl. No, that's a good bowl, though. I saw I saw South Carolina and Notre David fucked the guy. The guy we were sitting next was like, what part of South Carolina are you from? And I was like, wrong fucking guy.

Douchebag. Yeah. Fucking Philadelphia, South Carolina asshole. I feel like the oh, boy, the the Idaho Bowl would kind of suck ass. But isn't it the Idaho Potato Bowl? Yeah, that's a great name. Yeah, that takes it back from how shitty the military bowl.

Obviously, I feel like. Miami is fine, Memphis is nice. I feel like the Mayo Bowl in Charlotte, like just based on like where you're going, Charlotte kind of sucks if I was on a team and and we got to the mayoral bowl, I would opt out. I go because the winning winning coach gets Mayo dumped on them, right? Yeah. I don't want to throw up on the field from the small Mayo. So Temple Alley, we have five preseason all AAC.

Yeah. Not the ACC. That's different. I do one more thing. Yeah. Yeah. Not the ACC. That's different. Yeah. I do one more thing. Yeah. I do think you mistimed your vacation to Country Redacted because you're missing the Iowa State, Kansas State rivalry game, Farmageddon being played in that country.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That would have been great. Yeah. Because imagine just being like a not like, I'm not a fan of either of those teams I'm not from country redacted, but you are what the fuck are you doing here, right? Yeah That would be it would they would be fun even not going to the game posting up in a bar Yeah explaining American football to a bunch of drunk. I would like that. I got bleep that

Yeah, all right, we're like, dude, we're only like six weeks away from week zero. Yeah. Yeah, we're getting there. I'm getting excited. So here are our, wow, these are some pretty, I didn't know they had fourth team preseason all year. We start our season at UMass Saturday, August 30th. Yep.

My dad's beloved alma mater such that it is. Yeah. So we got Jay Ducker, second team, Ben Dusecki, third team, Jalen Stewart, third team, Domeric Morris, 14th, and Grayson Maynes, fourth team. We'll take it. I mean, Temple football will rise again. I'm not going to say it will be made great again because that feels disgusting. But yeah, I think we have some chance. Oh, American Athletic Conference to open 2025 football media day to the public.

That sounds like far we could go. I won't be here. And it's in Charlotte. Never mind. I won't go. Yeah. I wonder. If we could get media credentials.

That, I mean, we have like a lot of episodes. Like this is episode 128 we're recording. Like we got, we've been covering this beat for a minute. Yeah. That's us in temple football forever and the Albie back guy. Yeah. I mean, listen, if, if, if it's like the temple news that's heard. How would you get the credentials? I guess you have to apply with whoever whatever.

Probably the American. Yeah. Oh, we should do that. We should at least like investigate. Yeah. Get some of maybe get field passes. That would be fun to go see our beloved temple. I'll go sit in the I mean, listen, all the boxes are fucking open. They're in the box. of maybe get field passes. That would be fun to go see our beloved Temple Owls.

Go sit in the... I mean, listen, all the boxes are fucking open. Yeah. For during the games. This team sucks, dude, but there are teams. Yeah, that's it. So, I mean... Oh yeah, so it's UMass Howard then Oklahoma in September. Yeah. It's like bedlam except we're going to get killed out there.

Yeah. Yeah. I think we went over the schedule last week. Yes. So, we definitely have to beat Howard. Please, please let us beat Howard, Casey. Yeah, but I'm optimistic. I'm looking forward to it. I'm also optimistic, foolishly enough.

So, I want to talk a little bit about this. I wasn't able to read the whole article you sent me because of a paywall. Yeah. This NFL collusion shit that's going on. We'll do a deep dive on that. Yeah. But can you give me like a like a like a like a. Yeah. So basically after the the the. Oh, my God. The Sean Watson overpay. Basically, the NFL and NFL PA conspired to collude it

to keep guaranteed cash deals lower. That's basically the story. It's really bad. I'm underselling how bad it is. That's like a, oh, we need a new union. Because that sounds like collaboration. The collusion, it's collusion, but your union should not be management, should not be collaborating with the fucking ownership.

Right. Exactly. Yeah. That's fucking disgusting. And I guess by the next time we record, there'll be more Al about it. Yep. So and what's there something to do with like the same? The the the head of the NFLPA works for a company that's invested in the NFL. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. So there's some we call it a. Conflict of interest. Yeah, conflict of interest there. All right, let's get into our listener messages. We have... All right. We will listen to that after the voicemail. Let's go to Rashiin. Rashiin. Hey, Tom.

Yay, Liam. Guardians are dead after 9 to 6 June. Budget was signed into law with Jimmy Dome funding. Modell law, neutering, and anti-trans ID bullshit and tax. Now I can't get a real idea. Everything sucks. Go guards, go Phil's, go birds. Fuck Mike DeWine, fuck Gary Click and the rest of the fashion schools in the general assembly. Fuck Jimi Haslam, fuck Ohio State, fuck Penn State, solidarity with municipal workers.

One strike in Philadelphia. They are no longer in strike as of today. Trans rights are human rights. Absolutely. Trans people have always and will always continue to exist. Absolutely. Real's transfer the Absolutely, it's LV LGBT Q wrath month bitches Absolutely. Yeah, you know that's it's it's It's bullshit the sort of reaction we're having right now. Yeah, it's disgusting

Trans people are friends. Trust me like your neighbors. Trust me. But are your kids? Human beings. Yeah, just like the fucking rest of us. Worthy of dignity and respect. And if you don't believe that, you should up. Yeah, I did. 43 minutes, two to two seconds. Yeah, yeah, it's. I don't know how many more times we could say it.

Our listeners know, you know, if you're new and this is shocking to you that we support trans people, you can, know just like you don't leave a bad review right then go die somewhere lonely unborn yeah please make it make it snapping yeah but yeah it's so yeah like you have my fan on I'm sorry I'll be right back yeah go ahead thank you. Thank you. Hi. All right Okay, sorry about that no, that's right All right. Let's we got a next one's from Wayne You want to read this one? Yeah. Hey Tommy Liam got it on my break this morning and just heard Diago Jota

Jota my bad. No words Liverpool's winger his brother died in a car crash in Spain. He was 28 years old. He left three kids and his wife behind, including the link to the server. This is Anfield in here. Honest to start at the news, Jota was one of the key players for Liverpool this past season, even prior dating back to his debut for the club in 2020. I saw him play twice. First time in 2023 against Arsenal at Anfield and the last time at the Merseyside derby back in February. Thoughts and players with the Aguas family, you'll never walk alone. That in February, thoughts and plays with Diagos family.

You'll never walk alone. That's brutal, dude. That's such a damn shame. Young guy, young star. Phenomenal ball movement. Beyond that, just a human being. Yeah, sort of reminds you of what's it called? Obviously they weren't hit by a car.

They had a crash. The Gajiro brothers. They were hit by a car. They had a crash. The Gajiro brothers. Yeah. They were hit by a car. They were biking. Yeah. Did that guy ever plead guilty or anything like that? No, he pleaded innocent. Oh, okay. So I guess it's going to trial. Yeah. So yeah, the... What's it? Diogo Jota, I think is how you say it. Yeah, it's a shame. So, R.I.P. to that one. To those guys.

Yeah, absolutely. We have Fizz when there's an image in this one. Hey, Tommy A. Liam! Fizz from Minnesota back for the results of the scooter cannonball run. And in

2016, Yamaha S-Max won the entire run. This thing looks insane. Yes. This is not it. Okay, okay. Don't keep going. I'm looking at the real wild one was 10th place. I'm looking at 10th place.

That looks insane. Okay, yeah. Go ahead. Within the top 10 are mostly scooters of the modern era like the Honda PCX 150 or Yamaha S-Max with two exceptions. At fifth place was an Icelandic rider with an Italian made 2009 200cc April Scaramello, which seems to be a pretty uncommon scoot here in the States but is more common in the Europe plus UK. The fifth place was also part of a team of Icelanders in the run raising awareness research for pulmonary fibrosis called the Valhalla Fund.

Oh boy. Oh boy, yeah. But there are, the Norse Pagans in Iceland tend to be of the anti-racist strain, tend to. The real wild one was 10th Place, who rode 4,000 plus miles and did all the bonus stops on a 1960s 125cc Cushman 60 scooter. Good lord. I'm looking at the scooter. It's beautiful with the flames.

Yeah. That fucks. Best I can guess is that it looks similar to the picture provided below. Race results says it's 1967, but I cannot find any information of such a model year. Oh no, an impressive amount of people showed up for this and a good few withdrawing. And I can't wait to see what 2027 will bring. My post again, if any other motorcycle scooter runs show up on my radar, please do. As always, fuck Penn State. Fuck you Penn. Absolutely. Fuck ICE. Co-signed. Fuck Green Bay and go birds. And PS, this cushion only has two gears, high and low. It looks so fucking Yeah, I love, please, scooter, cannonball run.

Yes, I want to know about that. Yeah, me too. Yeah, any, we've always said any weird like sports, like yeah, Wookie covers the arena league and stuff like that. Send it to us. Yep. All right. We have three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, like yeah, Wookie covers the arena league and stuff like that. Send it to us.

Yep. All right. We have three voicemails. So we got two from Charlie and one from Katten Cleveland. Let's listen to the first Charlie. Hey guys. Yay, Liam. Hey Tom, Charlie from Oxford. Recapping the Union game tonight on Sunday night's soccer. The Union lost 1-0 to Columbus. They basically bottled up Columbus and frustrated him for the entirety of the first half, but were undone by essentially a good through ball and a cross at stoppage time of the first half to go down a goal and then basically win the locker room and sat for 55 minutes during a weather delay as the US men's game, the quarterfinal against Costa Rica basically happened. The Union came back

out, had the better of the ball for most of it, just couldn't really get any clean chances, ended the day with basically a Union 2 front line with Oliveira, Vasquez and Kevin Sullivan finishing up as basically the front and forward line for the Union. None of those guys could really find the back of the net against the defending defender in MLS, Darlene Nagby who's one of the best number sixes in the league, been in the league for well over 10 years and a veteran keeper. They just couldn't have any, they didn't really have anything to really test it but they grind out a moral loss and give Jimmy three points to go into Jimmy Dome.

The US men's team nearly bungled it against Costa Rica. They were down a goal early. Diego Luna got the one goal to level it and they did get the lead early in the second half only to get clawed back and go into penalties. When Matt from Wayne PA made three saves. Good thing John Tolkien missed because he forgot that the ball in the Earth for both rounds put it into sudden death. We don't talk about John Tolkien on this podcast. But the United States got it out and got to the semifinals with a little take on Guatemala, Mexico and Honduras will be in the other semi-finals on Wednesday.

Also, it must be fun to go to the link at 9pm on a Friday to watch, during the 4th of July to watch Palmaras take on Chelsea in the world club. He said, Hamas. That's going to be hell driving back when you're watching the, you at least get to watch the fireworks on 76. Later fellas. Thank you. Thanks, Charlie.

Thanks, Charlie. Yeah. John Tolkien. Do you know the story about him? No. He's one of Tolkien's sons. He's a child abusing priest. Oh, cool.

And he claimed he was abused by one of Tolkien's friends. Yes, I've seen this. Yeah. I wonder who was. My money's on C.S. Lewis because I hate him. All right. So, we have Captain Cleveland and then there's going to be a follow-up. Yeah. A follow-up DM. So, let's listen to Captain Cleveland's voice. Apparently, he's very drunk. What's your, what's your captain? Hey gang, Kyle from Cleveland. Yeah. Hashtag, uh, uh, Captain Cleveland here, pronouncing him.

This is going to have fuck all to do with sports because thankfully, uh, I have a machine to deal with. Uh, I have, I look at these offloaded. I have, I look at these offloaded this. Cleveland guardians of the moment. But I listened to an episode where you guys were just like talking about whiskey and non, like just constantly. And I'm like, I'm more of a beer guy, honestly. I've had like nine so far and counting.

Oh gosh. Oh Jesus. My guys, please come to Cleveland. We have amazing beer culture here We have 20 breweries. I love the great looks pretty high production guys Please come to our wretched city I'll get you drunk I guess it's kind of it. Holy shit, this is like the shortest, the shortest

call ever done to guys. Please believe me, I will get you both. They used to drunk. Also, please deliver Kelly. I'd also rather please come to our wretched city. Try to get her. I'll try. Go to Windsor. I'll get you drunk. Thank you. I guess that's kind of it. Please.

Oh my God. Drink water. Yeah, please. I hope you drank water and you're not dead. He did text us later that evening. Hey gang, this is Kyle from Cleveland, AKA Captain Cleveland. Pro-Gang. Please, I hope you drank water and you're not dead. He did text us later that evening. Hey gang, this is Kyle from Cleveland, aka Captain Cleveland.

Pronouns he him. I called in recently and I was pretty drunk when I did so. I'm not much of a whiskey guy, but I do love me some strong beer. Really? This is a challenge to both of you. Either of you are fortunate enough to be in the warm embrace of Cuyahoga County, I'll treat you to some- I've been to Cuyahoga County.

I've been to Rocky River and I've been to Cleveland. I have not. Someday I'll treat you to some amazing beer. PS, still pretty drunk right now. I'll call back when there's good news coming from Cleveland. Don't hold your breath. I wouldn't. Oh, poor coming from Cleveland, don't hold your breath. I wouldn't. Oh, oh, poor Kyle for Cleveland. Hopefully you're not too hungover, but

nine strong beers, man. I think about it as a calories on that now. I know, you're getting old. I know. Just a little aside, I went to Dogfish Head in Rojoveth. Yes. They had a beer, It was 1990s micro brewery red and I had never been happier with a beer. I think I told you about this when we went out to breakfast but. Yeah, I think you did.

I was like, oh my god. It was really funny. My wife was like, so what did you guys talk about breakfast? I was like, I don't know, we just talked about stuff and like she was like interrogating Zach. Zach's like, I don't know, we just talked about stuff. It was amazing. She was so bad. My wife is like, why are you back so fast? I'm like, it's a diner. They like rush you out. Yeah, we went to a diner down in a place for Kate. Okay.

Right. Yeah. We went to the, the cop diner. You can figure out where I go. It's not that hard. Yeah. Yeah. So we went to the cop diner. You can figure out where I go. It's not that hard. Yeah. So we went to Cape May, very hoity-toity. There's never go to Elaine's, the owner is a Trumper and will literally, if the owner

finds out that you're like a Democrat, just a Democrat, they'll yell at you for being communist. Okay. Well, I'm not a communist. I'm an anarchist. Yeah. Well, it doesn't matter. You're a communist you for being communist. Okay. Well, I'm not a communist. I'm an anarchist. Yeah. Well, it doesn't matter. You're communist because you left Oregon. Okay.

All right. All right. We got one last voice for Charlie. Hey guys. Yeah, William. Hey, Tom. Charlie from Roxboro. He, him.

Recapping the union game from last night. Yeah, they completely fucked everything up. Started out the game fine enough. It was nothing, nothing. Really didn't look like they were really trying to press for it in Nashville. Got to the second half, Nashville players decided to try to take Ty Revo's head off with a high boot and send off off in the 60th minute and then the Philadelphia Union do what they do best when they're up a man. They were, you know, it was like they were at a low gear and just could not turn on the intensity until about the 108th minute when Honey Moctard broke past the defense and was taken down on the box, barely taken

down on the box, but it was reviewed and resulted in a penalty that he did convert to get the unions, cause the union lose 1-0. one-nothing so they have no momentum going into Wednesday's cup tie against New York City Red Bulls and at least Olivier Mbizo and Tiberio played. I think Olivier played the full 90, Tiberio played the last 30 minutes. He did get into it, he didn't start but did substitute in. It looks fine enough. A lot of players still out. They should be getting Quinsolvin and Ney Harrell back.

Hopefully they are well rested. They didn't play that much in the gold cup in about 30 minutes. It will be US-Mexico, the eternal rivalry of North America for Conca Caff. Whether it be laughing it up or jowling it up, we'll find out. I'd like to thank Tom and Liam for the birthday wishes. You're welcome, Charles. You know, Jeff didn't twist your arm too much. I know you guys. It doesn't take much.

Thank you Tom for the threat, but you know I always off the raw. So we'll see how the union do. That last night's match was the last union game that I saw in my 30s. I'm now 40 years old. It sucks You know looking forward to more things more more grays more whites, you know more things going on Yep, buddy, you know the body decays not gonna get weird about it and I'm gonna be you know doing like blood stuff or blood You know doing like blood stuff or blood

later fellas Thanks. Thanks Charlie. Try not to do blood stuff Charlie. Yeah Yeah Yes, yes, don't do that But yeah, happy birthday and yeah, I did mine in the balaclava With my with my AR and I'm presenting my demands to Charlie that he have a happy birthday. Happy birthday Charlie. All right. Happy birthday again.

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