Ten Thousand Losses - Zencrashr

Episode Date: October 31, 2025

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He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Bowl. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head of assessment, John Cooney. Whoops, I guess you have a local. I got it in the nick of time. I look, Zincaster went right away.

Oh, yes. Maybe the trick is to start your local after Zengkoster starts. Zen Crasher. Zend Crasher. Oh, why did we not think of that sooner? That's a good, that's a good own. Yeah. A Pone, as I used to say.

The Pone, yes. I speak. I'm a gamer I've been to a microseenter of time or tail Yeah, I just got a new laptop Did I tell you this? No Yeah

What would you like what's the The MacBook air Oh shit That's what I have I love my MacBook Yeah I'm excited What chip is it? Did you get the newest one?

I got the M4 because the M5 Is only in the MacBook Pro Oh okay I'm gonna try out to crunch too much Oh yeah Fuck yeah Crunching hour So I just came after a run

You know how it is I know how Yeah I know what it's like to run I think the goal is that I do 5Ks again And I can run with Matt And drink seven beers Yeah

Yeah Matt can Matt can haul Well I don't know How well he can haul Because we didn't hear from him Much the rest of that day Oh where he died Hey one second

I got to text my wife yes sweetie yeah Liam texts solely through voice well no I uh I left my phone upstairs because I just got I just got the hang on let me make sure that sends yes I don't bring my phone down when we record I've been trying to use my phone less as a rule so like I don't think it's a bad with me anymore oh yeah that's a that's a big I have like a special charging sand I have to get up so I I have to put it away.

I don't have like a plugged in next to me. I can't just be up all night on it. Right, right, right, right. And then I have the alarm go off. And I think with the iPhone alarms every like 13 minutes when you hit snooze. Yeah. And so that goes about three times before I fucking finally wake up. Right.

I grab it. I grab it to wake it up and they go. I just go to bed. I don't go on my phone. I know a friend of the show, such that she is, Miss Megan Burke, has one of those like, you got to solve a math problem before you can turn the alarm off alarms that's too easy

yeah but then she's gotten too good at memorizing the answers oh yeah it's got to be like more than one calculus oh my god so she's like half awake what's the derivative of 69

the square root of 69 is 8 something right what the hell the fuck would I know well it would be 8 something but it's also a a lyric. The square root of 69 is eight something, right? What band is that? It's not.

It's Trache and Rihanna. Well, that's why I wouldn't know. Well, I know. No, but you don't know math is my fault because you're, you're not a math teacher. I'm like a Traygan geometry guy. I'm not an algebra guy. Slow down, Megamind. I can't see your mouth so I could just see your big bald head.

Do you want me to sit up a little more? I do actually. Yeah. I could just adjust at the fucking webcam. Hello. Hello. Fuck, what was I going to say?

Oh, ooh. I didn't like that. I didn't like that either, actually. No, no, no. I don't think anyone did. Jesus. The audience is now exited. Zero retention rate this week.

So it's okay. I don't get a fuck. Shit, what was I going to say? It was something stupid. We bring you this weekly slop. You download the slop. You listen to the slop. This slot brought to you by, like, very busy week for me.

It's standard of the market period. Tom's shredded crab meat legs. Yeah. Yeah, they actually put one of those, like, logs of, like, the fake crab meat, the imitation crab. Yeah. In there. What's that made of? It's fish.

Is it? Yeah. Dude, I fucking love that shit. I would know. I, because, like. Oh, yeah. Because you're a coward. No, no.

It's not that. It's not that. I like crab. I like. food. I like shellfish, but my wife is very allergic. Right. And like, even the like, she can't eat sun butter. Like, she could literally eat it,

but she won't because the texture and the smell freaks her out. She's like, it's too close to an analog of something that would kill me. Interesting. I guess it is like a effective survival mechanism. Yeah. Avoid things that seem like poison. Yeah. That's

way deep in the Riddies reptile brain. Listen, I can't judge. I hate a lot of things, so. I also hit a lot of things, that's what we're good at. I'm a texture guy. Like,

I'm a texture guy in the sense of like, we know, but we, we know, but we, we discuss that on the private. I like this kind of crunch. Oh,

well, you're expecting it. Yeah, sure. And like, I looked at, there was like, there's like, some sort of,

you have another, another monster. That's what your Patreon money goes to folks is buying Liam, like cases of monster that he has droned in by Amazon. Not drone to it. Catapulted it.

Yeah, there's these, like, I was looking up insects as food, which I really wouldn't fuck with, but there's like these grubs in Australia. And I was like, oh, they look enough like shrimp that I would probably eat them if they were cooked. I mean, S. Cargall. I have, it's not a bug, but it's. It's a mouse. It's like, it's a fucking. I've eaten it. It's not too bad.

Although snails and slugs freak me out because of rat lungworm. What? You ever hear of rat lungworm? No, and I don't want to. I don't know. Like, don't eat snails. I have eaten escargo like twice in my life. Well, no, no.

They're like, don't eat slugs, I mean. A guy ate a slug on a dare and he died 15 years later of rat lungworm in his brain. He was in Australia. Sucks to suck. Don't do that. Yeah. No, I eat. I don't, I'm looking at the park menu right now because they have the Grand Plateau, which serves

Fortis. Yeah. Park, the restaurant? Yeah, no, I love park. Yeah, I'm going to send you the PDF To see I have it I'm very hungry too So

Um Ors divorce They got They got Ors on the menu Yeah What's the shit that I fuck with Oh the chicken liver parfait man I want to lick the fucking plate

That's how good it is I want steak freets Give me steak frets You know what I like about Park Oh yeah Oh yeah What I like about Park is that people don't know how to dress

like there's some people who think it's like oh it's written house so I have to wear my fucking evening coat and then you have just like assholes wearing the hoodies yeah they don't think both our hands raised um no my wife thinks fun of me

one time we went to the Kimmel Center for like an evening like a Saturday night orchestra everyone's wearing like everyone's well dressed right there are some like older people who are like you know clearly like bourgeois wearing actual evening wear

and I went in the hoodie hoodie and jeans I'm supporting the arts what more do you want I paid for the fucking ticket I paid for the fucking ticket I'm supporting the arts

I actually low key know a lot about classical music believe it or not yeah so don't lie you're not special but you know you don't expect a guy who talks like this but yeah who fucking

you know I really like how Vorgiak incorporated you know Native African-American spiritual music into the second movement of his New World symphonies. You know, it was pretty fucking cool.

He did that. Dumb ass is saying smart stuff. He'll never, whatever not. Dumbass is saying smart stuff are smart people saying dumb shit. Yeah, that's what tickles. Yeah. I know that that's what tickles, yeah.

Yeah. His audio shit posts. Yeah, exactly. That's really what podcasting is. So, well, speaking of the podcast, Low, welcome to another episode of 10,000 lawsuits. The only podcast that exists, I'm your host, Tom Payne, my pre-announcer, he, him. Oh, excuse me.

And which is my co-host, yay. Liam. Hi, I'm Liam McAnderson. My pronouns are also. He and him. All right. Fuck you. And now since, we were supposed to record a bonus tonight.

We're going to record it tomorrow. We're going to kill Jordan. Yeah, Jordan. I have a thing I have to do. I have a thing I have to do. And can we do like a how to, let's, what's the fucking process there for the Utah accent. I have a thing I have to do.

This kind of like an up-talk thing. Something about Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, which comes back on November 13th. Fucking Mormons and fucking, you know, kill me now. Utah lost. Fuck you, BYU. I hate Carmelon. You know, he's a. Well, yeah.

Pril. Yeah. Yeah, we hate him. But yeah, no, that should be recorded tomorrow. so allegedly yeah yeah and it's dude oh man it's spooky week i didn't even think about putting anything spooky in here spooky do you want to tell the guys guys and non-binary palace what we're doing or are we still leaving it a secret oh what movie we're doing yeah well now you've ruined it well yeah it's a movie you'll find out what it is it's a highly demanded one

highly demanded by who Charlie You know the fans call in They're like yo Tom and Liam You have to do this movie And we're doing it Yeah In some ways Surprising

Surprising Surprising script writing to prevent Racism But in some other ways Very Of its era Of its era Of its era

But I would say actually like I'll give you a hint We both like glasses We do both like glasses Um What did I text you Jeejackets and glasses

Rode my life baby Yeah Yeah Oh man I got a I was typing something But deleted it But it was like Glasses and hair up

That's my weakness Yep Me too But um Yeah I told my wife Hey you should put your hair up I'm going to do stuff to you

Um No I just want to admire Sort of like in a weird like medieval chivalrous way Where I know I can never you know You must remain chased Yeah must be chased You just sit there Struck your wife's hair

Just like so pretty Do you remember Monty Python Holy Grail I think of chased And they have the chased The Chase night And he's like You know

What is that castle anthrax we're you know we're 20 score brunettes and plons yes and he's like like finally i'm rescuing you right now no please i don't want to be rescued uh i don't know that that just that just popped to my brain that's life with tom yeah yeah that's that's that's what you get with me that's okay you're married i mean she she she she she bet half her shit that she love you forever so yeah um um so yeah as as our last episode said you know, betting always is the way to go. So, we both like being married.

Me and friend of the show match up like a like being married. 267, 371, 7218. Give us your name and pronouns. Don't do that. Tell us. Two minutes. Two minutes. Two minutes.

Two minute limit. Not five. We're looking at you, Wookie. Wookie. We're going to play it because we're assholes. Yeah, we do want you to suffer. Yeah. You can't be like, oh, I hit the.

limit, I'm going to call back in. You can literally do it and we will still play it because we're... Wookie gets an exception this week based on what happened to the Discord, so... Oh, where his car broke down, he died. Yeah. So it's actually Wookiee's ghost. Oh, Wookie's ghost. Woo-oo-oo-Kee.

What's another spooky sound? Like, all we have is like the fucking Tukata and Fug, D minor. Do, do, do. I guess the Exorcist bells. tubular bells Do we have that ready to go? I thought you had like a drop

No, I don't All I have is I have ballpark Bell, rimshot riff Elgs's and the two versions of Temple Fight song That's it

There's not enough on here I would need to get Like a dedicated soundboard You could do that Yeah Oh That's money What's that?

I need money for that You don't have any money Well I have money But not like Do you have money? can I have some I don't know how much the soundboard is actually

there's probably like an app you could do I've not no idea yeah I asked I remember asking Nova that I forgot she told me but knowing her it's probably some soundboard you have to operate with a crank

from 1980 also it takes really good photos everybody holds still the sound drop will be ready in a minute yeah let me fire up the sound drop machine Um, Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses where you can see pictures of bulky's destroyed, uh, postal vehicle. Um, let me close the park menu because I am, don't want to think too much about food.

My wife is making shrimp et tufe tonight, by the way. Oh, I am jealous. I know. She's like, I just decided that way. Have you heard of this? I was like, yes, I've heard of this. I haven't had it in years. I was in, uh, New Orleans, um, a couple years ago.

And, um, I was with rods. and I just watched the man start eating crawfish et tufei and not stop and my wife wasn't on the trip so I was just like yeah fuck yeah fuck me up and she was like are you eating seafood like you shouldn't be doing that

I was like yeah I'm in I'm in Norland's yeah I'm fucking destroying seafood I'm eating char-grove oysters I'm drinking at 745 in the morning like yeah I'm fucking going to town wait you're not allowed to have seafood when she's not around I am but I like I

I kind of don't as a rule but like you've been to New Orleans you eat seafood or you're you know I haven't been to New Orleans you've never been to New Orleans No I still haven't Next on the list man you gotta go Well yeah

Greatest city in the world It is not especially close No I had yeah I just I haven't You have to go I haven't been to have to I'll go with you Me you are wives That'll be fun There you go

You watch Corinne throw up on Bourbon Street again My wife hates when they tell this It's her first time that she got really drunk. Yeah. Like with me. Yeah. Have I said this story was on, she threw up in front of the Capitol?

No, I don't think so. We were in D.C. for a wedding. Right. And, yeah, she threw up on the Capitol on. And we had to take the Northeast Regional all stops, baby, back and just the gentle swaying of the car. And she didn't like, she didn't have her like hangover protocol. I was like, all right, listen, I have you.

I got you. Let's come here. We were still dating. We were even engaged yet. We were just dating. And I was like, all right, listen, we're going to get you. We're going to go to, like, LePon Quitidian. We're going to get you something baked.

We're going to get you Gatorades from that shitty CVS at Union Station. Yep. The worst, the worst CVS. Let's put a pin in that for a second because I want to come back to that. There's a CVS just off Bourbon Street that's pretty bad. All right. Well, I haven't been there. Yeah, but we survived.

And I had to drive back. And I was hungover too, but I was less hungover. So I was like the Guardian. Right. I woke up that morning in just my socks, just my, just my dress socks. It was a fun wedding. Good night. Yeah.

Oh, my God. That's CVS though. I've never, I have, I understand what it's like to be a retail employee. I really do. Yeah, I've been a retail employee. But please don't get mad at me if we're pointing to purchase something. Fuck you, asshole. Hey, I need to buy the sunscreen.

You've been to buy that? Yes. Okay, I guess I'll come over. I was down to D.C. over the summer. Oh, my God. I was there for the parade, driving the tanks. Right. Yes, I know.

Yes, you were. Yeah. I'm looking at menus. It's just, uh, oh, I'm hungry. I'm starving. 17 minutes in doing great we could do 45

we could do 45 yeah um uh we're getting a bonus out tomorrow yeah oh daddy

fuck I got to edit now um no leave it in fuck them uh let's see I wrote shitloaded notes I'm gonna type them up

since they have time now yeah all right you want to get into uh sprats Sprats yeah you want to get into sports

Well, the Eagles won, and it was not especially close, and Cam Scataboo died, and then Big Dom visited him in the hospital. Oh, did he? Yeah, and brought him pizza and cheese steaks. Well, he had his surgery at Penn Presby. Listen, here's the question. Yeah. Would Cam Scadabo, don't answer it until I've, there's two components to this. Yeah.

Have gotten the standing ovation, nor the gifts from. Mr. DeSandro if he was a black running back. I actually knew what the question was going to be, and the answer is absolutely not. No. As much as I like a white running back, just in the sense of defying racial stacking, I do feel like people who were charred it

because he's like this young white quarterback, but he's also doofy and lovable. Yeah, I like this guy. I liked it when he was on Arizona State. Yeah, he was fun on Arizona State. I mean, they got to do. I have a WIP take. They got to do something about AJ Brown.

Yeah. Like, sit him down and be like, all right, man, what do you want? Like, hey, we'll sign you to be, you want to go? You can go. You can go. You want to stay? Yeah. That's enough with the social media shit. You got to, that's getting annoying to me.

Right. Listen, man, we'll throw. And I understand the wide receiver tweet is the enemy speaks kindly and carries a knife. But I'm just, I'm like, all right, man. And I'm not one to ever be like, oh, he's a diva. Or I'm just like, okay. No, he's just a wide receiver. He's just a wide receiver.

That's how they are. He's really good. But like also, dude, like, you play on a team with the greatest running back of this era. Yeah. You play with a Heisman winner in Devante Smith. Yeah. who's been having some some good games right you can't get a career game to every play every game dude like you're gonna get your targets just fucking relax like what what is like do you want so many targets

a game like is that what it is can we do that for you like god damn yeah the it's what I smell pepper and onion cooking. The et tufe is being made. Thank you, Tom's wife. Yes, thank you. You can smell it too through the transit of the property of podcasting. Nope. Not getting anything yet.

Not getting anything yet. I'll let you know. Yeah. What are you a nosomatic? I mean you can't smell. Well, I did a lot of damage to my nose when I was young. Cocaine, hoffing. Yeah, we've been very clear on our drugs of choice.

What was I going to say? No, sorry, the food legitimately distract me because I am hungry. No, but the, I, man, like, I would love to know what the actual issue is. Like, is it just not enough looks? Is it not enough good looks? Like, do you want four verts? What do you want? Exactly.

Yeah. Like, you're very good. We want to get it to you. But if they know if we're going to throw it to you 20 times a game, like they're going to double you. They're going to double you. They're going to, they're going to like you have the hands. You have the catch radius,

but like you're not an every down guy. You're just not. Like, and that's okay because you're a wide receiver. Yeah. You run the ball through Saquan Barkley and or Jalen Hertz and or where we got now, thank Biggs Bay to establish the passing game. This is a thing you do. This is how you play the game of football.

We cannot do an air raid offense. in the NFL in the year of our lord 2025 i can i will i will not allow it it's what would you what would you would you even say our our our scheme is now fuck if i know i i mean obviously it's like a spread derivative but yeah like you would think i mean you would think maybe with with someone like say when you would go for like a more power square power spread where you where you throw where you throw to run but I don't know right I mean and that shows how like little attention I've actually been paying oh you're breaking up am I yeah oh you we were go ahead by better now you are I was saying like it's I mean I think that like we do run a basics like not a basic spread but

basically the spread um but the the like the the like dude it against like a shutdown corner what are you what are you what are we supposed to do just feed there's force feed you the ball until like you get you drop or oh there it is i don't know i don't know what he wants yep break it up again oh hey can you can you can you can yeah my internet literally just went out and then came back hmm sorry I'm chewing again it's okay but um scatibo go back to him oh shit oh god did I go again you still there on man fuck yep I know I know you're gonna have to reconstruct this from locals I have your way for him okay all right I'm we finish showing you

but I have no more granola bars to eat so all right so hopefully this is fucking working I was saying talking about Cam Skaterbo his injury

that dislocation was was gnarly yes and the people were like oh you do you did a hip drop tack or whatever like sometimes that shit just fucking happens

yeah football's a brutal sport I think I texted man football's horrible yeah what a horrible sport I think that's verbatim what you said Yeah, don't let kids play it.

It's awesome sport. I would play it, you know. Adults, right. Adult league, yeah. But no, it's, it's, it's, man, he's, he's, he's next season, baby. Yeah. Yeah. When you just, ankles are not supposed to go completely to the right.

Terrifying. Have you ever had like a dislocation like that? Yeah. Ooh. I have not. I've had a finger. I had a finger pop weird and I like popped it back and that was it. Right.

I've never had like a full on joint dislocation. Wouldn't recommend it. No. I had a roommate in college you could dislocate his shoulders at will. That. Yeah. You would just wake up and his like shoulder was all fucked up like, yo. Look at this.

What the fuck? And he just like, oh shit. I just slap that back into place here. Right back in. He just made millions of dollars playing poker So, you know Good for him I think we might have mentioned him before

I'll I can send you who he is Yeah, please Yeah Actually let me look him out right now Since you're trying to fill time Damn Total earnings $3,187,000

I have no idea if this is This is real or not That's crazy Damn he looks like Mark Zuckerberg I'm not going to say his name but

yeah yeah oh yeah you have I think you have told me this yeah all right you want to talk about more sprats yeah well temple house once

so temples are five and three dude we're going to be bull eligible and people are starting to notice yeah I'm trying to get the sick of to have a song

that was brow beating them about I guess we just have to DM them Yeah, like, hey, actually, we want to come on to talk about Temple. Please, yeah. We, yeah, we beat, Tulsa overtime by one. Yeah. Yeah. Tulsa's not a great team, but still to win on the road for a team that, like, has just,

has not had more than three wins since, what, 2019? Yeah. Now, Tulsa went for a two point attempt and failed it when they scored a touchdown. So that's why we won. I don't care. Winning Ugly, still winning, baby. Yeah, so they were, so we scored first in overtime. Yeah. They tried the win. Instead of tying it again, they tried to win it.

Right. Yeah. So, but no, Evan Simon again, looking good. 24 for 35, 267 yards, five touchdowns. Not bad, Evan. And not bad at all for Rutgers cast off. So we'll take that No Penn State because we hate them Well that's not why they have a buy

But who cares They had to buy Did it crash again Not on my end Hello Hello hello hello hello hello no Oh my god Fucking kill me

We said too many nice things about this fucking program Oh now he's offline again Uh Flyers are around. They're 2-2-1. I think the last time I looked. Let's see. What else?

Sixers are 3-0. Flyers are 4.3 and 1. So they have a... They're playing. We don't really know. They're playing the Penguins tonight. World Series. Excuse me.

I type flyers. and that's flylars. When I was looking for the record. Let's find the World Series. So I did not stay up to watch that World Series game last night. If Liam comes back on, he goes back on now. There he is. All right.

Let's just. I was rolling through. I was rolling through regardless. Yeah. Just do we got to do. I mean, I don't know what's going on with Zen Crasher. Yeah. So I was saying the World Series, I did not stay up to watch that game.

stayed up to the 8th when it was 5.5. Yeah. I didn't stay at all. I was watching Rocky. Yeah. Oh. Oh, shit. I got to believe that. Well, it won't matter. But, yeah, so the Blue Jays lost in

the 18th inning. Yeah. Yeah, some sketchy, some sketchy calls. But typically they have the real good ops for the World Series. I just have a quick question. Do we want to, if this crashes again, I know we just want to call it.

What do you want to get? Yeah, I'll just run through everything on my head. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. It's right. It could be truncated.

The sixers are looking good, man. Yeah, I was saying the three and O. Vijay Eckham looks good. He, uh, did you see the fans saying, yo, dude, we love you. And he had the smile he cracked. Oh, I did. Like, uh, he's got, we got another handsome boy with a handsome smile. Hell yeah.

Yeah. So, um, has Embed played anymore? Yep, there it goes. Uh-oh. Can you hear me? Is Embed playing today? I don't care about, oh, my God. I don't care about betting.

I don't care. He's not on the injury report, so he's apparently available for today's game against the Washington Wizards. But they look good. All right. This is going to be a short one this week, folks. I'm sorry.

So we have DMs. We have a new patron at the $10 level Saturday. And Saturday made a entrance survey comment, which I had to share. All right. We're officially Liamless for the rest of the show. So holy shit, it's solo time time. Yes, it's the Tom only hour. You're listening to Tom in the mornings here on W69.

Man, I can't even rip. See, I need my, where's my buddy? I need them to riff. All right. So a new $10 patron Saturday, I don't know pro downs. So to say Saturday said they were making an exception to a second exemption to their no podcast

hosted entirely by Siz dudes rule. We appreciate that Saturday. That's pretty nice of you. So, all right, I have an unknown text message.

I don't know who sent this. Shamo can beats Mount Carmel 26, 21 to retain the coal bucket. That's great. That's a great. The coal bucket is a great name for a trophy. Is this even, is this high school or college?

Let's find out. The Coalbucket game. School districts. Oh, this is, this is, uh, this is high school. Yeah, high school football, the Coal Bucket. Need more games like that, especially since the fucking, uh, turkey bowl was taken away from us by Archbishop Cardinal Justin Regali. May he rest in piss. He won't be missed.

we yeah so that's pretty cool uh we also have a few another set of text messages from our friend up in the great white north uh Lucas hi Liam and Tom was just Tom Lucas here about to watch the Jay's game in 50 minutes if we win I will sports riot if we lose I will solemnly sports riot it's the first time the Blue Jays have made it this far in over 30 years yeah fucking against the Phillies in 1993. It's the first, I wasn't even born last time this happened. Turn 19, about a month from now. Yeah, I was a baby.

I was five. Anyways, have a good one. Go, Jace, fuck America. Fuck Penn State to fund the police. Update, I texted this on Friday night. And the image is of a hamper. Well, there's a hamper. I think I used to have that hamper, by the way, the sterolite hamper.

But it's a giant, I guess, traffic cone, but it's like the traffic cylinder. It's red in, not red, orange of black, alternating stripes. The orange is high viz. It's just in a bathtub. So I guess Lucas appropriated this in the solemn sports riot after the loss. And then update three, no, Friday night was the win. Saturday was the loss. And last night, Monday night was a loss.

Update three, I'm not going to comment on every game. this series, but I am deeply sad. Understandable. We're rooting for the Blue Jays here. Fuck the Dodgers. All right. We have two Wookiee voicemails to

listen to. I forgot to upload them, so let me do that real quick. Two minutes, Wookiee. It's what you got. You get your eligible for two minutes a week. So let's listen. Hey, Tom, hey, Liam.

This is Tom. calling from my fall on the park mail van, throw down TEM. Call on a quick little arena ball update. For the most part, most of the leagues have craft held in for their 2026 lineups. The National Arena League, the Omaha and Friends League, have gone ahead and released the schedule already. The indoor football league is right around the corner from releasing their schedule. the other moving and shaken there is that

the Massachusetts Pirates are relocated into Orlando just in time for the UFL to move into town for spring ball for spring ball violence that no one's going to show up to probably either the arena football one there the

the defendant of the original ASL Some moving a show you all, Bill, a couple of shows ago I sent a DM there about the Michigan Arsenal with Coach Chobaliyota, being the head coach. They finally got announced in Sagina off. During that press conference there, the league announced that they were got to get rid of announce four more teams. Four more detail will come about. And all actuality for 2026, it's a point. probably one extra team, and the other ones are the 29th coming up this Wednesday

are the Minnesota Monsters who have, who they announced last month there. They were jumping from the TAL to AF1 there, but they kind of did that, rushed it out They're going to get ahead of the fallout and possible litigation there that the T.A.L. is possibly going to do against Hempstota. But they're doing the official press conference there, so that's one of them. The other one there is Huntsville, Alabama, an outdoor team called the Huntsville Astros. They were supposed to play in the international football line last year, which is supposed to be a Mexican and American league there.

Unfortunately, it had a lot of failed former arena football teams that heard in it. Really? Arena football had a lot of five teams? And I was kind of fell apart before the season. The Astros went ahead. We're really the only team left that knew what they were doing. They put together an independent schedule with a lot of very good semi-pro teams. And said, fuck this shit for 2026.

and are heading to AF1, which will be the first team in that. Yeah, he got cut off there. Give me one second. What happened? Oh, Crusader Kings is updating. Let me pause that because that's fucking up my thing. All right.

Listen to part two, Wiki. Hey, Tom, aliens, they'll be one again there. I ran a little long there, but the last expected expansion team for 2026 for AF1 is the Huntsal Astros. The other one, there's a team in Oceanside, California, which is a suburb of San Diego, called the Oceanside Bombers, announced that they were joining in the league with a... Oceanside bombers, that sounds like a great terrorist attack. Branded imagery on their website and Facebook page, which is interesting because there is an IFL team in Ocean Side called the San Diego

Strike Force. How were they going to have two different teams? The rumor was that the Strike Force were trying to leave the IFL, but they had a year left on their contract so that they were going to run a separate AF1 team concurrently with the

IFL team. More details will come out. Turns out that this is just a former front office guy of the strike force to start in his own indoor football team with black jacket hookers and yeah

this doesn't look like a team that's actually going to happen in 2026 it's way too late the team was putting how they call for coaches like every single position for 2026 so I don't know how that's going to happen

for the six month lead up and the only other rumor team that supposedly there is going to be an Austin, Texas theme, but they just work it on 2027 instead, just like, let's give it your lead up. So anyways, back to arm wrestling, my mail band there, because our steering line went out yesterday, so now I've been, feels like I've been arm wrestling fucking Sasquatch all day, uh, fuck Grandfather, uh, fuck and speak, and just fucked that.

nationalism in general. Have a good one, guys. Post-van Rookie, now. Thanks, Wookiee. Yeah, a great Platyter thing, too, is fucking, like, we talked with this last week a little bit. I know someone who got

two dumb tattoos, not Nazi tattoos, but dumb tattoos. And I thought they meant one thing, realize it could be interpreted something else, and it's like, fuck, I was stupid. But you get the fucking deaths

active people act like oh my god you know a simple crayon eater you know um wouldn't be expected to know these things and then when you're informed about it and you don't get rid of it you know um you might say you're not a Nazi and maybe he's not but that's still really dumb it's very you know a lot of indiscretion i mean there's a fucking blackwater guy I mean, it's funny because someone, like, says it, like, is this what we're going to get now, like, is, like, guys who say the right things because they, like, you know, when I get elected, like a John Fenderman type, like, I mean, fucking Biden even did that, like, trying to get progressives into, like, the coalition. And then, of course, immediately shut them out upon being elected. Obama did that, too, but he actually dismantled the progressive structure that enabled him to be elected. But, you know, yeah, are we having, are we having like crypto-fascists, like legitimate

crypto-fascists spouting left-wing talking points long enough than they get in? Is that what, what's going to happen? I don't know. I don't know. We haven't talked about two politics, like too greatly, just because I think this has been, like, an outlet for us outside of politics. make sure you vote in the elections coming up next week, especially if you're in Pennsylvania, vote yes, to retain the judges. And I know this is libshit, but we want to keep Pennsylvania from the GPA is already fucking wrecked everything, right?

And they want to wreck Pennsylvania. We don't have it had a budget in three months. This is actually impacting schools now. Obviously, Snap is ending November 1st because. our federal government believes that well, Stephen Miller believes that America shouldn't have 100 million people. They don't give a shit about

anybody who's not a wealthy person already. And, you know, they're all ethno-nationalists too. So that's it. You know, give money to your local food banks. Money is actually more useful than food.

Believe it or not. They can get, they get some some deals on that um liam's lutheran settlement you can you can check them out i can put put their link in the the show notes but um anywhere anywhere you're where you're at you're right feed your own community link up with other people too like other mutual mutual a type groups are going to end up being like pretty you know left i mean there might be anarchist which is unfortunate but you know at this we all have to be united together uh despite um principal or not.

Wow. All right. Ranting a little bit. But let's go to Charlie's voice mail. Hey, guys. Hey, Sean. Charlie's for Rock. Fuck you,

Brad. You fucking knock me. Okay. Okay. penalty two-two. They brought two goals with a indignant and they heard of the

whole lot. Basil Ebenalowski got the two goals. They wanted four three. So, yeah, they'll be going to Chicago a Saturday to try to close up the series, too. So,

fucking, Bradley went one game better than he did with when he was with Kate Lewis. So, yeah, later, follow you. Okay. There's a lot of fuck you. Yeah, Chicago and Philly Tide.

I don't know why they're doing best of three in fucking soccer, but the first round is best of three. That's so fucking stupid, man. Just do one fucking match like they always do in, like, other things. Have it be a knockout tournament, man? Like, I, that shit fucking... I'm a bit of like a purist when it comes to things. Like if like the European form is really what works well,

we should do that. I just don't think that a baseball style first round is really what we need for a game where you're running, you know, for the entire fucking match. It's a bit silly. It's a bit silly if you ask me. But yeah, we definitely got Charlie with in Camel case with that one. So I appreciate it. Let's see what else.

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