Ten Thousand Losses - Ziploc Full of Piss

Episode Date: March 12, 2024

HEADS UP: LIVESTREAM OF COLLEGE BB ON WEDNESDAY MARCH 13 2024, 6 PM EDT LINK ONLY AT: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  The boys talk about their excitement for the Big Dance, Liam gets in an argument with Corrine live over the air, celebrate Caitlin Clark's NCAA D1 record, mourn the loss of Jason Kelce, and fill out an application to play for the Temple Owls football team. SEND US VOICEMAILS DAMMIT 267-371-7218 Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have a sense of the time. Hello, we're live. You know what's back? Tom, you know what's back?

Fucking conference tournament season, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, the worst fucking college basketball you ever saw i saw fucking murray state score like 30 35 points in a game not a half not a quarter a game beautiful i beautiful this is my favorite time of year i was talking about this last week i fucking love hideous ass basketball just real awful shit that like nobody should be watching i uh you're not you're gonna it'll be over by the time you hear this but i uh we're recording today thursday march 7th i have off tomorrow

for international women's day which i think is very funny uh and i i have told corinne i'm just like i'm gonna fucking sit on my ass and I'm gonna like I have state mandated domestic violence training and after that I'm gonna be watching some hideous ass basketball watching Ohio Valley Conference yeah I'm watching

I got I'm about to fire up Valpo Belmont Valpo down 30 points and then later tonight, we've got Holy Cross and Colgate. Yes. Yeah. Chest passes.

Only right. Only dominant arms. Fundamentals. The fundamentals are important. Yeah. The weakest screens you've ever seen. Excuse me. Just coming again.

Breaking my wrist because I screened too hard. Yeah. Yeah. I would love to know what the listeners like, what they're with their favorite. Like we've talked about how sports are better when they're worse. That's kind of our brand. Not as much as sickos. Look for us to look.

Speaking of which, look for a as Sicko's. Look for us to look for a special guest coming soon. Yes. And if you are listening, if you came here from that podcast, sorry. But yeah, I mean, we are within the realm

of Sicko's Ball. I think you and I can agree on that. We once suffered through Temple SMU Live. So you and I and agree on that. We once suffered through Temple SMU live. So you and I, and Roz and Corinne, voluntarily watched Temple SMU. Yes. You want to talk about Sicko's Ball? Yes.

And I just, I want to talk about Temple's schedule later because we play at Oklahoma this year. We play in Norman, Oklahoma this year. I tried to convince Corinne to let me go to that game. Oh. All right.

We'll try round two at St. Patrick's Day. Yeah, yeah. It's Labor Day weekend, so I'm not going to be allowed to go, but I might try to negotiate for my own release here. Yes. Yeah, it's Labor Day weekend, so I'm not going to be allowed to go, but I might try to negotiate for my own release here and be allowed to go to fucking Oklahoma to watch Temple get absolutely fucking stomped. Yes.

Or, or, because we're motive. Do you saw the drop? Which one? Fight, fight, fight for the cherry and white no but i can add it yeah add it in post uh yeah we uh i i that's where i am is just like locked down in miserable college basketball this is my kind of year uh temple's garbage rutgers isn't making the tournament. But my dad's alma mater, number two UConn,

the reigning national champions might do damage. Go Huskies, baby. Oh boy, yeah. We'll get into the schedule. What if we win? What if we win, What if we win? What if we win, Tom?

You got to rank us. You got to rank us. Oh, you'd rank us. You'd have to. You'd have to. You'd have to. If we went into goddamn Norman, Oklahoma, and knocked them off their first game in the SEC, can you fucking imagine fucking Temple football? Keep it close and keep it gross.

Yes. It just would be 10-7. It's 290 rushing yards. I was thinking like Iowa. It's just punts. You score on punt returns. You deserve nothing. There's no offensive touchdowns.

It's a punt return of safety. You'll get nothing and like it. And some weird shit where there's a deflection off of someone's finger. It's an interception for OU, but then they fumble it. And the left guard picks it up and runs it in for a scoop and score. Oh, can you unmatch? Oh, you'd have to rank us. You'd have to rank us. You'd have to rank us.

Rank Temple, you cowards. I mean, we're ranked, but not the ones you want to be. We're ranked at the bottom 25. Yeah, bottom 10 as ESPN usually puts us. We're going to knock off Oklahoma. Book it.

Book it. Book it. Yep. Stamp it. That's the short stinger version. Thank you. Yeah. Lockett say,

I don't even know where their basketball is right now. Bad. It's in the toilet. It's just as bad. They're probably sharing players at this point i i love i love uh like the sickos realm of sports which is like the most objectively unwatchable sports yeah where it's like it's it's because it's funny dude like the nfl is not fun we call it the no fun league for a reason the nfl sucks college football is like objectively funny what's really funny is college basketball because these conference tournaments everyone you have a shot you now however outside it might be

you can win the natty yeah Yeah. You know, fucking, you can get hot. We saw fairly Dickinson get hot. We saw a UMBC knock off a Virginia a few years ago. Lehigh beat Duke. It's March, man. Anything can happen.

And I love, cause like if temple football can never go to the natty, right? Like even with the 12, like maybe with a new 12 team playoff temple, or like one of the other garbage schools we care about can go to the natty right like right even with the 12 like maybe with a new 12 team to playoff temple or like one of the other garbage schools we care about can go to the natty but like with basketball you might just get there yeah that's my favorite thing in sports is like you you just gotta win like five games in a row yeah you you just gotta in. And if you lose, and if you lose, but you take out, like, a top 15 team. Giant killer, yeah.

Yeah, that's, yeah. Princeton sneaks in and chops down fucking Duke, you know, or some shit like that. Lehigh beat Duke. Norfolk State knocking off number two, Mizzou. UMBC felling the awful and hideous Virginia Cavaliers, who are bad. Yeah, Princeton knocked off number two, Purdue, last year, right? Or is that Fairleigh Dickinson?

Fairleigh Dickinson? I think they were 16th seed because they had to. They were 16th seed and they beat off number one Purdue beat off number one Purdue. That's the that's the phrase I wanted. That was loud. I'm looking up. Temple is ranked 214. It meant college basketball with such

below Stetson, Georgia State, Fresno State, Columbia, below Temple is Louisville, Green Bay, Lamar University. Hey, we're better than Louisville. Louisville's a legitimate basketball program. We're better than Vanderbilt. Austin Peay.

I just watched Austin Peay lose. Austin Peay governors, baby. Mount St. just watched Austin P lose. Austin P governors, baby. Mount St. Mary's Radford, like Bowling Green. Who's at the bottom? Uh,

Mississippi Valley. DePaul. DePaul is down there and they're in a legitimate conference. They're in the big East. DePaul is like 304th. Ooh, which is like for a, for a legitimate conference.

Like that's gonna, that's one of the worst like ever ever ever ever ever it's really bad so like take solace temple's like 80 spots better than they are and we're hideous it's because it's fun dude because like i said the nfl sucks the nba like it's not fun because it's just like oh like take a three and then blah blah blah and then it's just like and the college game is just like hey you guys want to watch a bunch of white kids backroom a bunch of 20 footers fuck yeah you do yeah the three the three point line is in for a reason just just watching like coastal carolina get obliterated is fucking funny yeah it's like these you know like when you when you make because like you know when you're like the

university of albany like you don't have a shot but you just might you might you just gotta sneak in all you have to do is sneak in because you can't sneak in and even with the 12 team new college football playoff like they're gonna have at max two group of five teams who are gonna be like bottom seated like you know temple temple's best year ever like they're barely sneaking in yeah yeah like i mean jesus i mean what went under matt rule where did temple get did they get like they got ranked at like 21 or something. Yeah, and then they lost for like three weeks.

Yeah, and they went to... What bowl did they go to? It was... Something insulting? Yeah, it was... I mean... The last time Temple was ranked before 2015 was 1979. 1979.

Wow. Yeah, and we were ranked 22nd uh damn yeah the the we were in the military bowl in 2019 yeah what did we do in 2015 category temple owls football ball games there is one two three four five six seven eight nine ever we don't care man we will support this i'm going to a temple alumni bar crawl on saturday hell yeah uh and uh yeah they're just like yeah come to these temple owned temple alumni owned establishments i'm like why does anyone root for this fucking school why do we like we do you remember a couple seasons ago when we lost like 20 nothing to fucking duke and it was just like oh cool i didn't know two cat football yeah i didn't know that it was possible yeah and the fact that there was people they had broadcasters in the booth for that yeah oh we lost uh in 2015 we went to the Boca Raton Bowl. That was our best.

We did really well. 10-4. And we lost 32-17 to fucking Toledo. Yeah. Military Bowl. Why can't we ever have anything nice? We were in the Sugar Bowl in 1935. It was the first ever Sugar Bowl game.

That's legitimate. That's a legitimate thing. Yeah. I mean, Temple basketball is like the fifth or sixth winningest all time program. Yeah. I don't know why that sucks. But since we've been talking about Temple sports, what was it? There was an endowment. They now have an endowed athletic director.

An endowed athletic director. One of only nine Division I schools to have one. So I'm assuming that's some donor being like, guys, please, for the love of God, can we be competitive? Please, please. You're building all these fucking dorms out of plastic dorms.

I'm tired of losing to Drexel. I can handle losing to Villanova. I can handle losing to LaSalle. People who went to St. Joe's are trash. What was that? Have you ever? Your team is bad. Anyway.

Yeah, I couldn't hear that over the... I noticed that St. Joe's doesn't have a charming theme song, asshole. Yeah, and how are the Sixers doing? They're in the toilet. They lost to the Memphis Grizzlies, Corinne. Be good at sports. Not that we are either, but... What's that?

Yeah, one. They got one top 25, though. How many times has St. Joe's won? How many times has St. Joe's... How many times has St. Joe's won? How many times has St. Joe's... How many times has St. Joe's been to the Sugar Bowl? Yeah. How many times has St. Joe's been to the Sugar Bowl, Ren? No times.

Because I don't have a football program. But that's okay. That point is correct. The other thing, too too is I'm looking at the fight songs for Temple or for St. Joe's one is when the Hawks

go flying in which is just stealing when the Saints go marching in it is a Catholic school and the other is mine eyes just stealing Battle Hymn of the Republic I will say that Peyton Manning's production company did a spot on st joe's because the hawk never stops flapping its wings during st joe's games

yeah it's probably the funniest mascot in sports uh st joe's is a funny school right because it's like it's it's fun because it's like a Jesuit university that has a legitimate basketball program, and then like 10 miles up the road is fucking Nova. Meanwhile, in North Philly, where we went to school.

Villanova is not a Philly school. No, it is not. It's the big four now. We're cutting them out. Yeah. Yeah. You could come, Drexel. We could do the City Five.

We'll add. Yes. You know what? We'll add Rutgers-Candon since geography doesn't matter anymore. We're adding Rutgers-Candon. We're adding Community College of Philadelphia, the the NCIA whatever it is their team um shit what was what is the what is the community college it's like NJCAA NJCAA yeah NAIA is for like alternative division three basically and then there's a Christian one uh basketball team I wonder what their name is.

It's got a Paul, so it's probably like... Oh, it's the Lions? The fuck? It should be a stupid name. It should be like The Bells. Or like... Yeah, The Cracks. The... Let's try to think. Yeah, The Declarations.

Or just The Declaration, like fucking Stanford. The card. Temple's a better school than St. Joe's. Have a good walk. Okay, thanks. Fuck you. Fuck you too, buddy. Well, let's see.

Who has the higher research activity? It's definitely Temple. Yeah, Temple's an R1 school. Are you? No? Okay. When was the last time you had a scoring NBA play? Oh, look. Let me look.

Starter. Oh, a starter. That's going to be difficult. No, we want Mr. Irrelevant. 2011, asshole! Who was it? LaVoy Allen. LaVoy Allen? LaVoy Allen.

Other than that, it kind of drops off a little bit, but that's fine. Yeah, and the Toronto Raptors, they're good, right? He started. Let's see. LaVoy Allen drafted by the Sixers. Hell yeah. Ring that bell. And he started for the Sixers. Hell yeah. Ring that bell. And he started for the Sixers.

Corinne, given they were the process Sixers, but still. Your teams are trash. Your teams are trash. Your teams are trash. He's a product of Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania. His Instagram handle is ChefVoyardee. Hell yes. LaVoy Allen, come on the pod.

Go Owls. Fucking go Owls, dude. Oh, yes. Absolutely. Hey, dude, he secured the bag. Two-year, $6 million contract. And also played for the Process. Yeah, he also played for the pacers

strassburg ig uh the northern arizona suns uh and then the capital city go-go's great name yeah that's the uh excuse me g league team for the wizards. Yep. Yep. That's a stupid fucking name. I like the Wizards though. Oh, it's Go-Go, not Go-Go's. Oh, that's stupid. Yeah. Oh, man. They're the ones that got the strip club on the

end of the arena. Yeah. Deep in the bowels of whatever they're calling it. I think it's Capital One Center now. Alright. Shit. Alright. Deep in the bowels of whatever they're calling it. I think it's Capital One Center now. Oh, all right. Shit. All right, let's do the intro. I think we should just go right back into Temple.

Yeah, let's do it. All right, hello. It's been 20 minutes, whatever. Welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. The only Temple sports podcast that exists. Ignore the other ones. We actually... No, do listen to Al be back. Yeah, I haven't listened to them. podcast that exists the only temple sports podcast because ignore the other ones we actually uh no do listen to i'll be back yeah i have i haven't listened to them is that is that i'm guessing

that's worth a listen so it is worth a listen it is worth a listen we should have them on it too then um i'll be back um i'm your host tom pain that my pronouns what was that i said that might be it i'm your host top hey my pronouns are he him with these I said that might be it. I'm your host, stop hating my pronouns or hate him. With me is my co-host, Ye. Liam,

can you play the song again? My pronouns are he, him. I'm trying to find the clean recording of the actual fight song, but that's hard. Yeah, that doesn't shock me. Yeah, that's like the alternate. The cleanest

one is the one that's in fucking NCAA 14. Yeah. That one doesn't sound as good. Shit. Okay. No guests. No voicemails either, you assholes. Yeah, what the fuck? You guys suck. Worthless.

Terrible. Terrible fans. Even some DMs, like, Metric Mike, where the fuck are you? Yeah. Yeah, and if something actually happened to you, I'm sorry. Yeah, our bad. Yeah, my bad. We are going to have a live stream. We're going to push this one, this

episode out so that we have a few days. We're going to plug this on the social media. It's live stream on Wednesday the 13th of March at... What will we be live streaming, Tom? Bad College Basketball

Conference. I've got to figure out what conference is playing that day. I'll look. Hang on. We play tonight. We play on ESPN 2 tonight. Why? We're playing the University of Alabama at Birmingham. Alice

Basketball? Alice Basketball, baby. What's their record right now? 11-18. Yeah, it turns out we're not very good at it. But we sure do try. Yeah, we do try. Yeah, so live stream. 6 p.m on wednesday march 13th uh that link will be up for that will be on the patreon so that's the only if you want to

be on that if you want to see me wear a balaclava uh then we'll do that so we don't know who's playing yet and we probably won't know till monday or tuesday uh even better it's the oh god do you want to know what the the game that starts at six is yes it's the meac tournament oh yes that's the mid-eastern athletic conference mid-eastern yeah the mid no the yes it's called the mid-eastern athletic conference i will read you back the names of these schools yes now i should clarify that these are all hbcus which i uh so we're not familiar with a ton of these schools sorry but we've got coppin state out of Baltimore, Delaware State in Dover, Howard University, who I believe their program is pretty good this year,

in D.C., the University of Maryland Eastern Shore, who Temple lost to last year, Morgan State University, once again in Baltimore, Norfolk State, who you may remember from my earlier comment of their heroic run, I believe in 2014, where they blew up Mizzou and then promptly died. North Carolina Central in Durham, North Carolina. even 2014 where they uh blew up mizu and then promptly died north carolina central in durham north carolina and last but not least south carolina state university in orangeburg south carolina we have no rooting interest but i guess we're pulling for howard howard uh yeah or what about delaware we can work for delaware delaware state Delaware State. Yeah, that's a little closer. I guess we're in for Delaware State.

Yep. We're big Delaware State. We're state heads, yeah. What's their team name? I don't know. They have a cool logo from what I remember. Yeah, they have a cool logo.

The word... It kind of just... Yeah, they have a cool logo. The word... Yeah, but I like the blue and red. I think that looks pretty cool. Yeah, I like their jerseys. Delaware State Hornets. You know what? We are absolutely rooting for the Hornets because they haven't been to the NCAA tournament since 2005.

Oh, yeah. As long-suffering fans of Temple University, we support our brothers in arms at Delaware State. As a lifelong Delaware State fan... State head, one might say. Yeah, state head. I'm a real Hornet head. Of course.

Yeah. It's our year, Team of Destiny vibes, and I think they got it, I think they're a scrappy team I will say again, Norfolk State suicide bombing themselves to take out

number two Mizzou was one of the funniest games I've ever seen so yeah, fuck them I'm ready for some Wednesday night mection yeah, we have watched so many bad sports ever just kind of get to you a little bit but that's that's they're just going out there and they're balling like that's the best they i like and they're still so much better than we are

they're so much better yeah oh it's it's it's it's beautiful oh norfolk state is looking to clinch the uh meek the mech outright with a win against howard on thursday night on espnu so that game's on tonight so we will we will be i have switched allegiances i'm rooting for norfolk state because one of my fondest memories was watching the suicide bomb uh mizzou a school i hate for for reasons i don't know i just don't like mizzou norfolk state uh spartans yeah so you're saying molin labe i i i am saying that uh let's go spartans yeah um all right you want to get into to the the the meat and potatoes since we're a real Lunch Pail podcast and talk about how Caitlin Clark is... I want to make one correction to this.

Caitlin Clark set the Division I record, not the NCAA record. I'm not saying that to take away from her accomplishments. I am saying that the Division II record is still, it's like 4026 points the like the best score in college and and up until this point was pete maravich pistol pete and he averaged without a three-point line something like 43 points a game his entire career so caitlin clark is incredible the best score men or women's all time for division one yeah because people keep

saying the ncaa record and it's like d2 and d3 do exist oh yeah no i didn't realize that yeah no one cares about me but oh there's a stopes page for it so she broke pistol pete's record yep with a 3668th point on march 3rd 2024 um yeah and she is declaring for the wmb draft yep yeah so she's better than you uh she is better than you uh you do not have a chance however all-time individual individual leaders i forget where i put it some dude scored 113 points in a game in detail why career 4045 travis grant kentucky state 1969 through 1970 tale uh what's the the women's leader is francis or is that oh pearl moore yeah she broke pearl moore's record 4061 oh that's d that's d2 then that's d2 yeah she broke the division one

record people keep saying ncaa and it's just like no because d2 is funnier. Yes. Yeah, absolutely. It's like the – you know what it's kind of – I'm thinking of the whole college sports thing. It's like we don't have the league pyramid like they do in European sports or like non-American sports. South America, they have it too. So like you can't watch like your local team like somehow make its way up he's not even the he's not even the leader no john daniel pierce jr is an american former basketball center he is the all-time all-division all-gender scoring leader in college basketball history 230 points at an N I N a I a lips come who is now D one. Oh, how about that?

Lips come where the fuck is that? Uh, Tennessee. I want to say in Nashville. Yeah. So you don't get, so you don't get the, like the,

the, the weird ass, like little teams, like, like in theory in like, in like, like English football, like you could have i don't know the the coxton upon you know country um you know i don't know what would their team name be like the

the dicklers like the nonsense the fighting nonsense the fighting nonsense or like the fucking like aston martin factory gearheads, whatever. Just some dudes. Yeah, no, because it'll be like, yeah, your factories, guys who play after work, like could in theory go on playing the Premier League in theory. Like and so having having these tournaments, it's like that. You get to watch. You get to root for people who would otherwise have no time giant killers giant yeah yeah no time in the limelight and you know and it's and it's awesome i'm like

i think i think it comes from just a love of sports i'm a very competitive person i'll turn anything into a fucking contest um it's like when people on hinge but i'm competitive i'm overly competitive about everything and i'm just, I'm overly competitive about everything. And I'm just like, I'm overly competitive about naming some guys. Yeah. We've been doing that today. Naming some teams too. Yeah. So, I mean, that I look forward to seeing these teams and the, Hey, you know what?

Like, it might be like irrelevant. None of the shit matters. none of the sports matter anyway and hey maybe maybe we'll meet someone someday who was on that team would be like yo you went to delaware state dude i i watched that shit that's fucking awesome you guys rocked and like hey like be proud about yourself so right um fuck yeah uh uh yeah so so caitlin carter's better than you the the backup guy for like a division three school is better than you uh so yeah i always love the like you know could you like score a point let's like the the there's a there's a thing that goes around occasionally about brian scalabrini and people saying you know you suck you suck you're terrible basketball he's like all right play me one-on-one then.

And he beat everyone, basically shut them out. He was like, they played to 21 and he, I think in something like 10 pickup games allowed three points scored on him. Right. It's like, he's like, I am so much close. Like I might suck compared to LeBron, but I'm closer than LeBron than you are to me. Yeah.

Yeah. That's, it's, It's always my favorite. It's like one of the people I work with played like Division III college ball. And the kids are like, oh, okay. Yeah. Like, yeah, I'm better than you. And it's just embarrassing. Right.

Because he doesn't like put gloves on. So every shot is just blocked as soon as it like right out of the hand it's it's amazing i love it and you just get dunked on over and over and over dunking on a ninth grader but the ninth grader fucking talk shit don't talk shit if you can't back it up. That's right. Yeah, it's an important lesson in life. Unless you know that you can dunk on a guy who played in a college. And it wasn't a backup. It was a starter.

No, you can't. Before we get to professional sports, you want to go over this Al's football schedule? We kind of mentioned at the beginning. Oh, God. Yeah, hang on. Do I have it up? One second.

I think I do. All right. We are. We start on the road. As I previously mentioned, at a normal Oklahoma to play the Sooners. I wonder how much. I hope Temple's getting the money for that.

We are. We're a buy game now We don't have dignity Yeah Strength of schedule's looking pretty good this year What is it? Rank us

Rank us, we play Navy Conference starting pretty early this year And then we open at home September 14th versus Coastal Carolina. And then we have a home-at-home. I think we may have done it last year. They're coming to us now.

Utah State. Jordan Love went to Utah State. They produce NFL talent, but they're not like, you know. They're not Utah. Right, they're not a fake school, but they're not Utah. Yeah. Army. Can't wait to get killed by the triple option.

We beat Navy last year. I don't know if we played Army. Hopefully that that should be a win. Do it. Do it for, you know, who the fuck's going to West Point anymore? All right? Yeah, even though they have more Heisman winners than any other school.

Yeah, back in the fucking 40s. And they still use the same playbook, by the way. It's crazy how that works. They do. They will never change. We got UConn. We're at UConn. Go Huskies, sorry

Yeah, we're going to lose that Tulsa at home We got spanked last year by Tulsa We did Eastern Carolina Yeah And then at Tulane, a legitimate football program At this point

Not winning that one Mike get FAU Far Lank get FAU FAU Far Lank University FAU. Yeah. And then we got you the University of Texas

at San Antonio away. And then we close the season out. This is optimistic. American Athletic Conference Championship. Yeah, to be

optimistic. Can you play the song again? Yes. optimistic can you play the song again yes go out oh oh you can the prospective student questionnaire is on the on the fucking site what's that yeah it's oh no go to the schedule see where it says recruits uh no i don't where uh go to the schedule link i meant the schedule link all right the top of the screen oh recruits yeah recruits okay i'll give you to bring me the football oh man we're just hosting this out in the open yep Yep. This fucking school, man.

My hobbies. This fucking garbage. Losing to Oklahoma by fucking 90. Go Owls. Hobbies. Truck sticking. Truck sticking. Future first round.

First overall pick. Truck sticking Corey Clement in NCAA 14 with Tyler. How the fuck do you say his last name? McKennavich. McKennavich. Date of birth. I want my dad's. All right. First name. redacted pain address hell

my dad's dead folks athletic information five foot eleven rdu athletic honors yes please injuries Athletic honors. Yes, please. Injuries. Loss. Offensive position. Any special teams. ADHD. Bench. Oh, shit. Here we go. All time.

315. Power clean. Been a while. Squat. We're moving on. 400. Vertical jump. No. Zero, zero, zero, zero. squat we're moving on 400 vertical jump no

0 0 0 40 time 7 seconds they won by SAT 18 do they even do that 1810 math IDK

verbal 800 i want to talk about jason kelsey i'll crack it myself i know select my head coach uh i'm gonna put you in so guys if you you want to go play double football. It can't be any worse than they are now. The application's open. Yeah. Oh, my God. If only they had to reply.

There was like an NCAA rule where you had to reply. It just starts with, hey, asshole. Shit. Sorry. All right. a role where you had to it just starts with hey asshole um shit sorry i need to all right you know let me let me hit the song they'll probably clear my mind all right so jason kelsey retired All right. So Jason Kelsey retired. Kelsey's gone. We got next champ, Cam Juergens. Cam, is it Juergens? It's Juergens. Juergens with Juergens. Yeah, so it's end of an era, 13 years. Best to ever do it.

Top three birds all the time? Yeah. Up there with Brian Daw dawkins i'd say brian dawkins kelsey and uh i don't know who else he got i was thinking cunningham um what was his name uh norm van something not van brock yeah yeah van norm van brocklin I mean, maybe Jeremiah Trotter or someone. Yeah, Randall, Reggie White, Harold Carmichael. I would say Reggie White. I would say Reggie White. I really like Reggie White.

Yeah. Steve Van Buren. I'm still trying to buy a Reggie White jersey. Chuck Van Derrick. How the fuck am I forgetting Chuck Van Derrick? Yeah. Concrete Charlie, baby. Don't look at his opinions on immigrants.

Don't do that. Lehigh County does stuff to you. But yeah, I mean, I I don't know, man. I sort of crash landed my hopes for this coming season. I really thought he was going to come back and it's just kind of like okay dude like what are we gonna do yeah um

i guess we're gonna have to suit up at center yeah i guess so um we could donate our knees to the uh the knee bank such that they are um you know i i do want to address like you know and we were talking about this uh you know, at work and like my friends and stuff like that. You know, do you want Kelsey to be back? And it's like a selfish part of us would be. Yes. You know, I would love to have. I want him to maintain his brain more than I want anything else.

Yeah. I mean, I mean, from from a pure football level. Yeah. But but he seems like a decent guy. He was like a genuine human being. I mean, he he pure football level, yeah. But he seems like a decent guy. He seems like a genuine human being. I mean, he had such a hard time announcing it. He was crying the whole goddamn time. I was crying.

I put it live in my classroom. Yeah, I saw that. That was sweet. Yeah. Though one whole class went by before he fucking said it. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Very good. though one whole class went by before he fucking said it yeah i know yeah um the oh very good um the you know he like i say he's well spoken he's a genuine guy he clearly loves the city he

has a city attitude um the sort of philly he called himself a lunch bell guy which you don't get to do that but you don't but that's okay um yeah be with your kids um you know there have been people saying like people who have like listened to his podcast which i never have but people who listen told i've seen bits and clips yeah yeah that That like His wife said that There are mornings during the season Where he can barely get out of bed Yes If you watch the Kelsey documentary That becomes very clear

Yeah Football is a horrible game We love it But it's a horrible game It destroys you And we know that It does And

He's my age Just spend time with your family It does. He's my age. Just spend time with your family. He's made jokes about CTA, worried about when it starts happening to him. We don't want that to happen to him. Especially a guy so beloved. We don't want it to happen to anybody.

The dumbass WIP take would be to be like stay until you get another ring. No. No. It's time. It's time. The Eagles have for a while

had fairly good O-line. Best of the best. Yeah. They want to coach him. Cam Juergens has been being trained to be the successor. He's not going to be him. We don't know until we try.

We don't know. But Kelsey was like a... An all-timer, though. Yeah, he was an all-timer. Yeah. And they'll probably spend a high draft pick on an offensive lineman, which is always a good move, in my opinion. I agree.

Yeah. It sucks that we're not going to see him, but that's another wrinkle for the offense. That's something Jalen Hurts is going to have to live with. Small aside, the picture of clean-shaven Jalen Hurts is haunting me. He looks like Obama and Denzel Washington blended together.

I know. In a very uncanny way. I don't like it. I don't like it. Throw a beard, Jalen, please. Please. You're a beard-only guy. Listen, I made that decision 12 years ago, and I have it no longer than that, 14 years ago.

Don't shave. Don't. I have to show you a picture of me with the fat picture of me with my beautiful locks of Hobbit hair. And then just a goatee. Like just a soul patch. Not a soul patch, but just the chin. Yeah. Not good. Not a good look. Jalen, please.

And one of our mutuals was saying him and Bryce are on a never shave order. Yeah, never shave. Never shave. Never shave, just in general. Just in general. Avanti Maddox is gone. Yeah. We're going to see the Eagles offseason stuff happen in the league draft.

There's going to be a good amount of rebuilding on the fly. He played six seasons for us. Pretty good. But he's been on. He was on IR all season. Pretty good. But they're apparently going to try to bring him back under a redone contract. I don't know how that's going to go.

This is the Howie magic. magic yeah but we'll see uh zach wheeler got extended for the phillies how you feeling about that i mean he's he's i'm fine with it me too i pay the man uh high a he's the highest av on the team 42 million a year i think he probably should be um the yeah he's he's i mean the best pitcher on the staff. He's an ace, even though he's usually number two. And we have Aaron Nola start to make him feel special. And Nola's good. He's not an ace, though. Right, he's not.

Sorry. He's good. I mean, he's an ace for, like, if he was, like, on the fucking Pirates. Right. He's older, but even though his velo is dropped, he's, he's developed like nastier breaking stuff. The breaking stuff is nasty.

Yeah. He doesn't. Um, I, I, I saw a comparison where he, um, compared to other guys,

his age. He, uh, I think it was Madison Bumgarner. He compared him to, to like, to he at, when massive Bumgarner he compared him to. Yeah. When Madison Bumgarner's at the same point, Zach Wheeler has 1,000 seasons, 1,000 innings less in his career.

So his arm's not likely going to fall off, knock on wood. I'm okay with it. The Phillies, we'll have a clearer picture in a week or two or three weeks. We'll know who's going to be making the cut for the roster. The big thing is depth for pitching. That's the biggest weakness. I texted you. The Phillies are projected to be the number one bullpen,

and I think you're incredulous based on what we see. Apparently, statistically, we were a pretty one bullpen and i think you're incredulous uh based on what we see apparently statistically we were pretty good bullpen last year it was k craig kimbrell fucking that up he's he's nowhere to be found where where the fuck did he land uh baltimore baltimore ah that's too close that's too close we gotta fucking fucking make sure that he he doesn't go to doesn't cross the fucking Delaware state line. No, stay out. I'm feeling good. I think the Phillies are a – running it back was a good idea.

I think we're a playoff team again. I think we're easily a 90-win team again if all things hold up. Right. I'll buy that. Yeah, and I know they're talking about us going out and getting blake snell um i'd be nice but i'm not counting on it i would prefer that we don't get blake snell um that because he's a qualifying offer we We have signed a couple QO free agents. So we haven't really had a lot of draft picks.

Our farm system has improved. It has improved, but it's still a bottom quarter farm system. Right. So I would prefer we run it back, maybe pick up some pitching depth at the deadline, or see who gets wavered. But yeah, that's where I'm at with the phillies right now um and i'm just i you know i i want to talk did they rescind that that bag policy was that real i don't think they rescinded it cbp um the new bag policy uh you can't bring a tote bag anymore you can't bring you can't bring a

fucking wawa bag anymore it's got to be a clear a completely transparent plastic uh fucking tote fuck off um it's it's like like they're trying to they know what hoagie they know hoagie gates will happen like they know what happened when the link tried to do that shit with the birch. I do that shit when they built the link. They don't, they would love to, you have to buy everything. They don't want you to bring in fucking blankets. They don't want you to have a bag to store your fucking coat. Cause I want you to buy a fucking coat there. As much as I love the Phillies,

as much as John Milton has put the money into putting a product on the field and has made good choices hiring guys, I am so fucking sick of the nickel and dime at the ballpark. They have always charged prices that you would expect for New York in Philly. And even then, I don't think New Yorkers should have to suffer with that. New Yorkers deserve to suffer a little bit, but not that. Fuck you, Zach. No, it's stupid. It's shameful.

It should not be $15 for a fucking beer. Exactly. We're a working class city. We're the poorest large state in America. Fuck off. People get to go to the ballgame. Yeah. Yeah.

Collectivize the Phillies. Yeah. You should. You should. They should to go to the ballgame. Yeah. Collectivize the Phillies. They should have no fucking say over the prices. That should be a fucking... City, pass a fucking ordinance. Please. We didn't even talk about this. The Dollar Dog Nights are ending. And they used that college night

where they were throwing the hot dogs on the field. College night and Dollar Dog night, same night, cue the X-Files theme. Right. They still make money on the fucking hot dog. People are going, oh, well, you know, maybe the overhead on the hot dogs has gone up.

Shut up. What is a hot dog overhead? 10 cents? Maybe 20 now? Exactly. It's pork asshole. it's asinine um let people bring their fucking shit shit into the ballpark um yeah i'm still bringing my sandwich in and i'm gonna i'm gonna bring three fucking beers in my fucking stomach do it yeah exactly yeah um yeah i'm trying to find the the bag policy oh yeah change of bag policy

here we go it's on the reddit um uh the the the post on twitter was deleted someone was someone was saying it they think if the person was actually working for the phillies and but it got and might have gotten smacked. Test balloon. It could have been a test balloon too. A medical bag. And if it's like they were in Fenway when we went up there for a tour, apparently fucking pads and tampons don't count as

a valid medical thing. Some fucking shithead from Boston. I'd love to have Delco Dave tell, tell my wife what the fuck her medical, uh, what's appropriate medical bag. Fuck off. Yeah.

Bullshit. But I can bring a fucking gallon bag. I'm going to fill a gallon bag with piss and bring it to the gallon Ziploc and bring it into the ballpark. Cause that technically is allowed. There you go. Do it. Gallon bag of piss.

There's your episode title. That's my rant. Fuck the... You're right to say it. Yeah. So, just when you thought the Sixers

couldn't get any worse, Tyrese Maxey gets a concussion. Yeah, the Sixers are in free fall. I expect at this point they're going to probably be in the play-in tournament. Hopefully we have Embiid, but I don't know if they fall enough that he'll even come back. Yeah, we start at seven. Yeah, I'm starting to feel pretty,

that's the play-in tournament. Seven's the play-in. Yeah. When does the season end? You've got eight games left. There's 10 games left. I mean, there is room. You could easily sneak up.

There's tons of room for failure because the Hawks are in 10th. I mean, they're not going to bomb out of the playoffs. But, you know, hypothetically, it's looking – they could easily slip to the nine and then really be under the gun. Meanwhile, my beloved Boston Celtics, of course. Yeah. Yeah.

All hail the Celtics. Yeah. But they've got – and they've got two – they've got the Knicks, they've got the Bucs, and then they've got two. They've got the Knicks. They've got the Bucs. And then they've got a road trip. Suns, Lakers, Clippers, Kings. And then the Cavs. And, like, you know, it's not going to be good.

It's not going to be good. I think the Celtics clinched, didn't they? I don't know. According to Google, saying they clinched already. At least a playoff spot. Yeah. They had a pretty ugly game against the Cavs a couple nights ago. But yeah, they had an 11-game winning streak.

They're eight games ahead of the Milwaukee Bucks. They're going to comfortably cruise into the playoffs. But the question is how they're going to do they get there um yeah uh go celtics uh death to devias harris uh he stinks man i feel awful for him but he stinks yeah all right so we got 18 games left yeah 18 games left to uh pull this around and uh you could easily, you know, there's like a little gulf here between the teams that are above 500 are solidly above 500, and then it's just like the Bulls. Right.

20 games left. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They, yeah. Turning water at best, It's pretty ugly. Maybe Embiid will be well-rested for the playoffs. We can hope. Yeah, for the playing tournament, the last seed. Yeah, I mean, a concussion, you're not out for forever.

But it's obvious how this is like you need another guy. And I know Toby's going at the end of the year, but you need a third man. It can't just be Tyrese and Embiid. It just can't. And as much as we love Paul Reed, he's not Embiid.

He's not. But we do love him. We do love B-ball Paul. Yeah. I didn't even think of looking at the hockey. Flyers are in third. They own the Metro. Yeah, they're still playing. They're going to make the playoffs.

Yeah. We traded Sean Walker to the Avalanche. Walker for a first, yeah. The Bruins are still good. Not as good as they were. We'll see. Hopefully they can shake off the President's Cup curse. I'm getting hungry.

You want to wrap this shit up? Yeah, we're almost there. We're at 15 minutes. And the Union are still two draws. Okay. So, beautiful. Whoa. Yeah.

Well, we can... I can mention this. We can talk about it real quick um then we'll get out of here um mlb the show which is coming out soon announced that their their creative player road to the show is going to have you can create a female character a woman no i'm very upset about that now this is misandrist yep this is misandrist yeah that's the thing i earnestly believe now on the reddit thread they said that the mods locked the thread they said you can't behave we don't tolerate misogyny and the comment that you know with like 30 down votes was like well what about misandry are you okay with that

though yes you know i am yeah i am shut up yeah with facts and reason and logic we could say that a woman cannot play me and then like the fucking idiots are like yeah i'm gonna take uh i'm gonna take the first you put put a woman pitcher against me And then like the fucking idiots are like, yeah, I'm going to take a, I'm going to take the first, you put, put a woman pitcher against me. I'm taking her center field, 440 feet. Probably not.

But you couldn't take a fucking batting practice, soft, like fucking change up. Yeah. To, to, to deep center field. You fucking idiot.

You don't, you don't play fucking baseball. Dumbass. Um, and if you've ever seen a MLB hitter. Or try to do softball. Yeah, it's possible. Didi Gregorius did it against, I forget what her name was,

but he looked like, he's like, fuck, I can't hit this. I spent my whole life hitting overhand. Right. I can't fucking suddenly change it. So fuck that shit. Fuck, fuck that. That's good.

And it'll be the show. You know, they, they definitely need to like pick up franchise and make it better. But bitching about them having women in the, in the game. That's not the, the,

the take. That's not the issue. Right. That's not taken away from franchise mode. That's not taken away from other road to the show. Shit. Um, you have your complaints about the other stuff.

It can be compartmentalized. Right. Not that any incels listen to this podcast. Cause you would die. You would instantly die. Yeah. Um, all right.

You ready? Mm. All right. I want to get shouts out to our North Catholic tier patrons, Patrick, Sean, Mike, Amanda, Kate, Eve, Charlie, Luke, Coho, Chucklebert, and Kat. No new 700 level patrons that I've seen. Give us a voicemail, 267-371-7218. Give us your name and pronouns.

Call in, assholes. Yes, please. Yeah. Fuck you. Call in. DM us, follow us. I'm at Tahikateepan. He's at not. Liam Anderson, assholes. Yes, please. Fuck you. Call in. DM us. Follow us. I'm at Tahikantpain. He's at not. Liam Anderson with a zero because he's elite.

And follow the podcast at 10KLossesPod. Patreon.com says 10,000 losses. Where you will be able to access the live stream. March 13th at 6 p.m. Wednesday. March 13th, 6 p.m. Eastern. I have one more scoring update. Pepperdine is

playing Pacific. I'm going to give you these two teams' records. Pepperdine is 12-19, 5-11 in the conference. Pacific is 6-25, 0-16 in the conference. Pepperdine is winning this basketball game 18-0 at the moment.

What time is it in the game? Five minutes and 29 seconds have gone by. They are on a tear. Yeah. I'm looking at the... Oh, that's sad. I feel bad. You're five minutes in the game.

You're like, how are we coming back from this? I can see it. Yeah. Yeah. Just yeah. 13th. Everyone gets to play tonight.

Other podcasts. Yeah. Well, there's your problem. Trash future. Kill James Bond. Beyond the breakers. Hell of a way to die. Tific pitches,

which, by the way, by Wagner of the they just got a union at the ringers. Hell of a Way to Die. Tivic Pitches, which, by the way, by Wagner, they just got a union at the Ringers. Congratulations. Yep, congratulations. Brady Free Tope Bag. And Self Worst, a podcast I was on this week. Self Worst? Yeah.

Podcast about labor and mental health. Hell yeah. You gotta listen to that. Absolutely. Be good to each other. Take care. Thanks for listening bye