Tetragrammaton with Rick Rubin - UNEXPECTED CONVERSATION: Alfred Hitchcock
Episode Date: October 26, 2024In this episode, Rick connects with Alfred Hitchcock, the legendary filmmaker known as the "Master of Suspense." Renowned for his innovative storytelling and groundbreaking techniques, Hitchcock's fil...ms remain a benchmark for suspense and psychological thrillers in cinema history.
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You have to remember that it's all based on Red Riding Hood, you see.
Nothing has changed since Red Riding Hood.
So what they're frightened of today are exactly the same things they were frightened of yesterday.
Because this, shall we call it, this fright complex is rooted in every individual.
Do you think women and men are frightened by different things in movies?
Oh, I would say so, yes. I would definitely say that, after all, women are frightened by a mouse.
You don't see men jumping on chairs and screaming. So there are definitely different things. Do you aim to frighten men or women?
Women, because 80% of the audience in the cinema
are women, because you see, even if the house is 50-50,
half men, half women, a good percentage of the men
has said to his girl,
being on the meek, of course,
what do you want to see, dear?
So that's where her influence comes as well.
So men have very little to do with the choice of the film.
Are American and European audiences
frightened by different things?
Uh, I would say no.
See, you've got to remember the American audience
is the global audience.
As I once reminded an Englishman,
I said, you don't understand America
because you think they are Americans,
but they're not.
America is full of foreigners.
They're all foreigners since 1776.
So therefore, whatever frightens the Americans,
frightens the Italians, the Romanians,
the Danes, and everyone else, you know, from Europe.
You have to remember that this process of frightening
is done by means of a given medium.
The medium of pure cinema is what I believe in.
The assembly of pieces of film to create fright is the essential part of my job.
Just as much as a painter would, by putting certain colors together,
create evil on canvas.
Is creating thrills an essential part of your job?
Only in terms of the audience expected from me.
We think of you as a master of the unexpected.
That's only because one's challenged by the audience.
They're saying to me, show us.
And I know what's coming next.
And I say, do you?
And therefore, that's the avoidance of the cliche.
Automatically.
They're expecting the cliche.
And I have to say, we cannot have a cliche here.
I've heard you refer to pure cinema
as the films made prior to sound.
Well, the only thing wrong with the silent picture
was that mouths opened and no sound came out.
Unfortunately, when talk came in,
the Bulgarians, the money changers of the
industry immediately are commenced to cash in by photographing stage plays. So that took
the whole thing away from cinema completely. It's like a lot of films one sees today,
not that I see very many, but to me they're what I call photographs of people talking
and bears no relation to the art of the cinema.
And the point is that the power of cinema in its purest form
is so vast because it can go over the whole world.
On a given night, a film can play in Tokyo, West Berlin, London, New
York and the same audience is responding emotionally to the same things. And no other medium can
do this. The theatre doesn't do it because you've got different sets of people. But remember
in a film they're the same actors.
A book is translated.
How well do we know?
I don't know.
The risk is in translating even a film,
what they call dubbing, you know.
There's liable to be a loss.
And therefore, when one's thinking of a film globally,
the talk is reduced to a minimum.
And if possible, tell the story visually,
and let the talk be part of the atmosphere.
Originally, your films were considered genre pieces.
Now, they're considered classics.
Are you happy with the, uh, acceptance?
Oh, I think so. I think one should be flattered for that.
Of course, you know, there are constant divisions
of opinion among the devotees.
Have you ever considered making a horror
film versus a thriller?
No, because it's too easy.
They're their props.
I believe in putting the horror in the mind of the audience
and not necessarily on the screen.
I once made a movie, rather tongue in cheek, called Psycho.
And of course, a lot of people looked at this thing
and said, what a dreadful thing to do, how awful,
and so forth.
But of course, to me, it had great elements of the cinema in it.
The content as such was, I felt, rather amusing.
And it was a bit joke, you know?
And I was horrified to find that some people
took it seriously.
It was intended to cause people to scream and yell
and so forth, but no more than the screaming and yelling
on the switchback railway.
Now, this film had a horrible scene at the beginning
of a girl being murdered in the shower.
Well, I deliberately made that pretty rough.
As the film developed,
I put less and less physical horror into it,
because I was leaving that in the mind of the audience.
And as the film went on, there was less and less violence, but the tension in the mind
of the viewer was increased considerably.
I was transferring it from film into their minds.
So towards the end, I had no violence at all.
But the audience by this time was screaming in agony. Thank goodness.
Do you think of your films as roller coaster rides?
Well, I'm possibly, in some respects,
the man who says in constructing it,
how steep can we make the first dip?
And this will make them scream.
If you make the dip too deep, the screams will continue
as the whole car goes over the edge and destroys everyone.
Therefore, you mustn't go too far
because you do want them to get off the switchback railway,
giggle it with pleasure,
like the woman who comes out of the movie,
a very sentimental movie, and says,
oh, I had a good cry.
Now, what is a good cry as opposed to a bad cry?
I don't know, but she says that.
She says, and with tears rolling down her cheeks,
she said, oh, it was lovely.
I cried my eyes out.
How would you describe a good cry versus a bad cry?
Well, I think it's the satisfaction of temporary pain.
And that's the same thing when people endure the agonies of a suspense film.
When it's all over, they're relieved.
That's why I once committed a grave error
in having a bomb from which I'd extracted
a great deal of suspense.
And I had the thing go off, which I should never have done,
because they needed the relief from their suspense.
Clock, going, the time for the bomb to go off is a set of time,
and I drew this thing out and tenuated the whole business.
Then somebody should say, oh my goodness, look, there's a bomb.
Pick it up straight out of the window, bang!
But everybody's relieved. I made the mistake. I let the bomb go off and kill someone
bad technique
Never repeated it, but sometimes bombs do go off
That probably true probably true after all you know
What is reality I?
Don't think many people want reality.
I think whether it's in the theater or in films,
I think it must look real,
but it never must be.
Because reality is something none of us can really stand
at any time.
Do you think of your films in the tradition of the
adventure story?
I think more than that, I think that the attack on the whole of this subject matter is strictly
English.
And where sometimes one gets into difficulties with the American people is that they
want everything spelled out, you know, exactly, and they worry about content. I
don't care about content at all. The film can be about anything you like. So long
as I'm making that audience react in a certain way to whatever I put on the screen.
And if you begin to worry about the details of what are the papers about that the spies
are trying to steal, well, that's a lot of...
I can't be bothered with what the papers are on the spies.
They're the content per se.
And I often run afoul of critics who criticize content instead of the technique.
And the technique is the same as other storytellers?
It comes into that area, but you see,
the English of all is had a fascination for crime as such.
Do you think of yourself as an expert on crime?
No, no. I'm interested in...
and I suppose one has one
fingertip to all the details on the famous cases of the past.
And I've often used examples.
In films, for example, in the film, Rare Window,
there are two passages in it which
come from famous English crime.
Crippen case, I used a bit of that.
And the Patrick Mahn case, you know, Mahn,
was a man who killed a girl and then cut her up into pieces
and threw the flesh out of the train
between Eastbourne and London.
But his great problem was what to do with the head.
And that's what I put in the rear window
with a dog snipping the flower bed. And that's what I put in the rear window with the dog snipping the flowerbed.
And I remember I was making a movie years ago and I employed as a technical advisor
a man who was one of the big four at Scotland Yard and he was on this case. And this man
Marne didn't know what to do with the head so he put it into the
fire grate and put a fire under it. There was a big storm going on outside, it was the
crumbles of Eastbourne on the beach and the heat, while this thunder and lightning was
going on, there was almost a terrible amount of dramatic, the heat under the head caused
the eyes to open and And this particular superintendent,
ex-superintendent, Ralph Cotton-Yard,
told me that he went to the butchers
and got a sheep's head and put it in the grate
to test the time it would take to burr.
The man who knew too much,
you first made that in Britain,
and then you made it later in the States.
There's much more spontaneity, I suppose,
and more instinctive work in the English period,
but more calculation in the American period.
That's the main difference.
Have you ever made a film without considering the audience?
Yes, I made one called The Trouble with Harry.
Yes, the film has lost, I suppose,
about half a million
dollars. So that's an expensive self-indulgence. Here we come to the question of ethics with
other people's money.
Did the film lose money?
Well, I think it was outside the usual run of pictures, it was a little comedy.
It was an English book, strangely enough, although I laid it in Vermont.
It was a comedy of the Macabre, typically English.
The approach to it was English.
Harry was a corpse, wasn't he?
The little old man played by Edmund Gwynn thought while shooting rabbits,
he was responsible for the man's death.
And he found out that he wasn't responsible, so he dug it up again.
And then someone else came along, and they had a reason why the man should have been
buried.
So he was buried again.
So the whole film was the burying and pulling out of this poor body.
It was rather amusing, but I'm afraid that the exhibitors,
the people who run cinemas and those people who distribute films,
my natural enemies, couldn't see it as an attraction for the public.
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What are you most afraid of?
I'm scared of policemen.
I never drive a car on the theory that if you don't drive a car you can't get a ticket.
I'm scared to step up.
Anything that is to do with the law. Although I'm fascinated by it,
but I would hate to be involved myself.
Why do you think that is?
I'm a coward, I suppose.
What frightens you about policemen?
Well, that's the thing, you see.
Most people think that I am,
because of the material in which I indulge professionally, that I
must be a monster. Well, I'm just the opposite to that. I'm a very placid, calm individual.
And I am scared of getting into any difficulties. Somebody once said to me, what is your idea of happiness? I said a
clear horizon, not even that horizon with a tiny cloud no bigger than a man's
fist. It has to be absolutely clear. Ingrid Bjerken once said of me, she said, the trouble with Hitch is that he won't have a fight.
Because I walked out on her when she was bickering
about something on the set.
And I just walked away.
And when her head was turned, she looked back,
and I wasn't there.
What could a policeman do that would frighten you? Well, he could
Charge me with some offense
like parking
And I would get a ticket and that would scare me
I am I'm like the man in that old legend. It was a old musical sketch
in that old ledge and it was an old music hall sketch. Well apparently he quarreled with the policeman. The fine would have been two dollars and then in doing so he hit the policeman.
Now it was assault and then from that he was moved to the jail and there he got into trouble with another prisoner and he
attacked him and there was a fight and eventually this prisoner was killed.
He was arrested for murder, tried and was on the way to the electric chair. And a policeman could say, come with me,
and you wouldn't have much choice.
Well, my stomach would turn over.
A joke was played upon me, and I'm not kidding,
it did scare me.
I did an interview many years ago in New York,
and I sat in the little studio,
and there was an empty chair opposite me,
and suddenly a policeman came in
and sat in the chair and scared the hell out of me.
He said, May I see your license?
I said, I don't have one.
And he did it as a gag, but it worked.
Do you think religion has played any role in your work?
I wouldn't say so, no.
But I would say that the Jesuit training, I believe, gives you a sort of clarity of mind, a reasoning power.
You don't realize it while you're being taught as a young boy, but that's what they're doing
to you.
Did you learn Latin?
Oh, yes.
Oh, you had to know all that and the ablative absolute.
I remember that.
You know, I saw a terrible thing once.
I'm not kidding.
In a French magazine,
and it was one of those satirical French magazines,
and it was a picture of God sitting on a cloud,
a bearded old gentleman,
and just slowly coming up through the clouds
was the figure of Christ with hands held out
and a world-begone expression with holes in each hand.
He's looking up to his father and God is poking his tongue out at him. He said, there you
see, I told you not to go down there.
Religion seems to come under a lot of fire these days. Kamrak, Kamro.
That's what they used to say in the days of the Inquisition.
How would you describe your demeanor on set
compared to other directors?
Well, first of all, I'll tell you an interesting thing.
I've only been on another set once in my whole career.
And that was when I first came to Hollywood to sign up with Selznick.
And I was given a lunch at Paramount Studios and shown around the studios.
But I've never been on another set. I've never seen another director at work.
Just saw this one director.
I was astonished to find he was addressing everyone
through a public address system.
Now I've heard about directors and how they behave,
and the only thing I could say about it
was it really seemed to me all the drama is on the set
and none on the screen. Now it's been said to me that they don't know when I'm directing.
Well, I don't direct, you see, because I discuss it with the actor or actress in their dressing room.
What are the kind of things that get to you that bug you?
I hate to see a scene where they're pouring wine out of the wrong bottle.
All those details. It's the details that bother me. I hate to see a scene where they're pouring wine out of the wrong bottle.
All those details.
It's the details that bother me.
How's your experience of media today?
Years and years ago, there wasn't any television, there wasn't any radio.
And there were just newspapers, and they were very dull looking newspapers. They weren't, I had a friend, an editor of the London Daily Express,
who invented the new front page layouts with headlines all over it,
you know, pictures and, but the main thing was to give a big headline to every piece.
And in those days, years ago, if you look at a paper, say,
like the Kansas City Star, it has a little headline on the top and a long column of print.
There wasn't the communication, you see, but today people have it thrown at them from all sides.
people have it thrown at them from all sides. Well, it seems like communication is a good thing, no?
Well, because you've got the situation of people copying what they see.
You know, we're here over the influence of crime being copied, you know.
Now I, although I deal in the same thing myself, I only
regret one thing that I ever did in a film that was copied, and that was Foreign
Correspondent, a picture I made at the Goldwyn Studios here, very elaborate film, very big film.
And in it I had a big scene laid in Amsterdam
with a politician, an important politician on the top step.
And the whole thing was massive umbrellas, trolley cars,
the center of the city.
And a cameraman came along
and said to the policeman,
your picture, please, you know,
I had to be the camera in those days.
He had a gun in the right hand.
And he took the picture and shot the gun
and assassinated this politician.
And I heard it was done in Terrehanne two years later.
So you feel like your movie had an unintended consequence.
Yes, I think that was, uh...
One of those things.
One of those things.
After all, bad news is news.
Good news is not interesting.
You'll find that in all newspapers. Only is news. Good news is not interesting. You'll find that in all newspapers.
Only bad news.
Almost all stories are pitting good versus bad.
People find those stories appealing.
Well, appealing because it's like audiences,
say, watching one of my pictures and they get scared and so forth but they feel
comfortable because it's there for the grace of God go I because they look at
the man in the bad situation and they say my god thank God that's not me do you
think that audiences have ideas about who you are
based on the kind of stories you tell?
That's the whole thing I was saying to you earlier,
that people think that one is a monster
and they relate me to my material.
Well, you do carry yourself with a certain gravitas.
Yeah, I wouldn't look at it that way.
And strangely enough, I tell whether people have become more unsophisticated, but I used
to indulge very much in practical jokes.
I go in very high order.
I used to have great pleasure from them.
I remember once at Chasen's, when Dave Chasen,
his restaurant had a garden at the back,
I gave a birthday party for my wife.
And just to liven it up, I engaged,
from Central Caston, an aristocratic old lady.
Had her dressed by the studio, hair beautifully done, and sat at the end of the table.
And then just under. Guest arrived after this and said, who's the old lady? I said, I don't know,
I'm trying to find out. The only person in the secret was my wife and Dave Jason. And every person
arrived and suddenly looked around and said, I said, who's the old lady? I said, I don't know.
I went right out and did Jason.
Well, he comes, I'll send him over.
So Jason came back and came out eventually.
And I said, Dave, it's this old lady sitting at the back,
at the end of the table there, back of the garden.
I'll go and see.
So when he bent over her,
said a few words and came back and said,
she says she's with Mr. Hitchcock's party.
I said, it's nonsense.
I've never seen a woman before in my life.
So she sat there the whole evening and got stiff
and bewildered everyone.
That's sort of the joke that amuses me. I once gave a dinner
in London and I had two or three important guests. I had Gertrude Lawrence, Sir Gerald
Du Maurier, that's the father of Daphne Du Maurier who was the leading actor on the London stage at the time two
or three other people and all the dinner was blue everything you eat was blue the
food was blue everything the soup was blue the trout was blue and we told
Gerald Amari that it was going to be fancy dress
so he came as a Scotsman and nobody else was you know and we got him in some
different clothes later. Well those some jokes I used to enjoy you know talking
about bringing someone in and telling them it's going to be fancy dress and then
it's just the opposite. It reminds me of the man invited to a news party
He arrived in the warm when you show him into a room
Who all piled up with the people's clothes and said we'll see how and dress and was completely nude
And entered the living room when everybody was dressed. I wouldn't perpetrate that one on anyone. That sounds rather brutal.
No, no, not that way.
Tell me about cockney rhyming slang.
Rhyming slang?
Like how the raspberry got its name.
Well rhyming slang really goes back to almost nearly to Elizabethan days. It goes back very very early it's a jargon used by traders so they can communicate with
each other without the customer understanding now for example to give you some rhyming thing
stairs one of those famous is stairs you don't say stairs you say apples and pears. Yes, apples and pears. And then
with the usage, the rhyme gets lost going up to bed. Unconnèd. The wife is called the
trouble and the strife. Sister is skin and blister.
Was this originally used as a code or a secret language
yeah, that was the I that was the origin of it way back and
Oh, there are many examples, you know, I suppose that's the nose
mince pies are the eyes north and south the mouth and
German bands I had an actress once say to me in London, she said, um, half a cock while I lemon my Germans, would you?
What does that mean?
She said half a cock while I lemon my Germans. She wanted to go to the toilet. which in polite English is I'm going to wash my hands. Half a cockle in it,
that's minute, while I lemon squash, which is wash, my hands, which are German bands.
In those days in Victorian times they had these little German bands on the street corners, you
know, for the name of the hat. people still use that language all the time. Yes
Really? Yes
I remember walking on the set Monday and the chief electrician said to me. Hi governor. Nice bear of almonds. You've got on almonds
Well, there's a sweet meat in England called almond rock. It's just a lot of almonds in in candy
You know all stuck together but almond rock it almonds in candy, you know, all stuck together. But almond rock, it's for socks, you know?
And one day another actor said to me after our first child was born,
he said, how's the godfa?
Godfa?
Godfa.
So I didn't know what he said.
So later on I said to someone, what does he mean, how's the godfa?
Well, he's saying, how is your child?
How is the godfa bit? Which is rhyming slang for kid. What does he mean, how the God... Well, he's saying, how is your child?
How is the God forbid?
Which is rhyming slang for kid.
But he already said God for.
He didn't even say God forbid.
By taking the rhyme away, it makes it harder to decode.
Oh, it would be kind of amateurish.
It's corny just to use all rhyme.
So you don't want to tell us raspberry?
No, no raspberry is, is raspberry tart, that's all.
Where's the line not to cross? Where's going too far in a movie?
Well, what turns me off of what I call all-in-wrestling matches in bed.
You see that all the time, you know, it's a cliché.
You know, they shoot past the man's shoulder,
leaning over a girl in bed, and you know, it's just unnecessary.
I think it's cheap and vulgar. I used it in The Last Witcher, but in very
sparingly, the picture I made frenzied. I had to show Newtotea a couple of times, but
it was very important to the scene to show these couple of cuts anyway. But
normally, just showing it just for the sake of showing Helen is...
bad taste and unnecessary.
So nudity's not a problem?
No.
Are there any crimes that you'd prefer not to show in movies?
I've never made movies about professional criminals or cops.
If you'll notice, if you look back over the films
that I've made, generally speaking they're about ordinary people in bizarre
situations. That's our lessons. The movie I made like North by Northwest, Cary Grant,
it's an ordinary businessman,ets mistaken for a spy.
And of course he goes through the most bizarre experiences.
But it enables the audience to identify themselves
much more closely with the individual.
They can't identify themselves with a cop.
They look at it objectively. They can't identify themselves as the result of the cop. They look at it objectively.
They can't identify them as necessary with a criminal,
unless there's an intense interest,
such as there was in the mafia, in the Godfather.
That's a different thing.
That's a thing they look at objectively.
But I've always gone for average man, the ordinary individual.
Do you keep your choices to the stories of the everyman going through the unusual experiences?
Whether I want to or not, I seem to gravitate toward that.
As a matter of fact, I'm preparing the script now with Mr. Ernie Lehman, and we're working on the story, which shows an innocent couple getting involved in very important abductions
of people, kidnapping.
I know nothing about it.
What's it called?
I don't have a title.
The shower scene in Psycho transcends time.
Can you feel how the audience is going to react when you're putting something like that together?
I hope so.
Except a scene like that took me seven days to shoot.
Because although it was only on the screen for 45 seconds,
there were 78 separate pieces of film joined together
to get that stabbing and that effect.
One hopes they will.
You know, you can't predict.
But I've been, you know, around for a long time to know what audiences...
May I say something vulgar to make the audience feel, you know, there's not a dry seat in
the house?
I mean, that's the aim.
You're the master of those moments.
Well, it takes a lot of design. I mean, that's the aim. You're the master of those moments.
Well, it takes a lot of design. It denies audiences knowing what they feel.
And it's like suspense.
Suspense comes out of giving an audience information.
You see, so many films, they call them mystery films.
I never make mystery films. Because if the audience don't know, how can they emote? It's
like a whodunit. I never make whodunits, because you've got to turn the last page before you
find out anything. So a whodunit, from an audience point of view is an intellectual exercise like a crossword puzzle or an anagram?
You're wondering which of the five people
So there's no emotion. It's just calculation
The suspense is very different
You tell the audience that there's a bomb under that chair and we'll go off in five minutes
And make a wait that there's a bomb under that chair and we'll go off in five minutes.
I'll make a wait.
You've made so many great films. What keeps you excited about continuing to do your work?
I have reasons to stop.
Many more pictures to make.
What are some of the films you're considering?
One of the stories I wanted to do for our television show was a famous story by Lord
Dunsaney, an English poet.
It's a classic story.
A man and his wife moved into a village, I think it was late in England, moved into the
village and they rented a house and a garden. And the man asked the landlord if he could cut down 12 large trees which were surrounding
the house.
And he got permission to do that.
Well they did be up, oh, I think about a year or two, or maybe not quite as long as that and the wife was missing and
People are asking where was his wife and he said well he got away or something
He gets but gossip as it does in all villages
increased
to a point
Where he wasn't really believed he wasn't with the answers to whereabouts of his wife.
So the police moved in and they began to ask him questions.
Well eventually, he'd got the search for the wife got so intense that the police practically accused him of murdering her.
But they had no evidence, nobody, they were digging up his garden in search of this woman
and finally gave it all up and the case was closed.
But it so happened the university professor took an interest in the case and he visited
this religion, made some inquiries around, and finally in the local inn he found a traveling
salesman who traveled selling a ketchup relish that you have with meat, whatever the names
of these things are
And that's only the come astray salesman said, you know, do you think that vanilla there?
But is it in the general store?
And the lady who runs it told me that she said that something struck her being rather
Curious so the professor said what was that? Well, she said that this man, who was accused of disposing with his wife, came and bought
two bottles of this within the space of a week.
And she said, that's totally unusual, because one bottle usually lasts a person two or three
weeks.
So the professor said, ah, now I know the end of the story.
That's all the story is.
Somebody said, why did he want to cut down the twelve large trees?
Ah, that was to give himself an appetite.
Wow. That's all it was, a horror.
Anything else you want to talk about? Let me tell you one more interesting story. I think we have time, I'll tell you quickly. A man was
riding across the Australian desert in his car, South Australia, loaded up, and the back axle goes.
goes. He sees in the distance an oasis and there he trudges and finds it beautifully
kept, rings the bell, man answers the door, explains his predicament, tell him where you're coming sir, hand over the house, comes in and he explains his problem. He says well,
coming in and he explained his problem he said well they had a very dapper well-dressed man sort of like Clifton Webb used to be years ago and he said
well the only thing is the nearest place is a hundred miles back from where you've
come he said you can care to stay here for a night or two I'll have my man take
your car back there and get it repaired he said said, well, that's a wonderful idea.
Thank you very much.
So everything was arranged.
He goes up to the room, changes, comes down to a cocktail,
and is introduced to the man's wife and daughter.
He's struck by these two attractive women.
In fact, the wife attracts him very much
because she could almost be, they could almost be sisters,
mother and daughter. And after dinner, and everything very polite, goes to bed, and at midnight,
there's a tap on the door, he switches the bedside lamp, and the door opens,
the heart opens, and the voice of a woman says, please, no lights, no lights.
He says, all right, turns the light off, door clicks and she comes over to the bed.
He said, you know, we live a very lonely life here, as you can see.
And gradually, a conversation, and she begins to caress him, his hand first, and finally,
of course, the inevitable.
About 4 a.m., he says, I've got to go, it's getting light.
He said, but tell me, which are you, mother or he says I've got to go it's getting light. He said but tell
me which are you mother or daughter? I've got to know. He says I don't want you to know.
Let it be that way. But she goes up. Well that morning coffee and breakfast by
the pool. He looks from mother to daughter gets gets no sign at all. And he's actually baffled. He needs to say, I didn't sleep well last night.
They're all probably in a strange bed and so forth.
Second night, same thing happens again.
He says, I've tried all day to get some sign from you.
Nothing. He said, I'm not going to give you any sign. No.
Same thing in bed, 4 a.m. she goes. Have a wonderful night together.
Following day, same thing again. Third night, he said, you know my cars are
repaired, I'm leaving tomorrow. Why don't you come to Melbourne? Meet me there.
So she said, no, no, no. Let this be our last night. She's now, she feels the tears, embrace and so forth.
And she goes.
Well in the morning, car's ready and so forth.
He looks at mother and looks at daughter,
shakes each one by the hand and presses it hard.
No response.
And the owner of the house,orts him to his car. He said, you know,
I dare say you wonder why we live in such a remote place just as this. He said, well,
the man said, if you want to take me in person, I did wonder. He said, well, you see, we have
another daughter that you never met. And she's the reason why we live here, because you see, she's a leper.
I understand you lost 14 pounds in the last two weeks.
I would say, yes, oh yes, 14 in the last 10 days.
I would say that in my lifetime, I must have lost altogether 500 pounds.
Wow.
I lost 100 pounds when I was making a movie with Tallulah
Bank head, Lifeboat.
1943, I lost 100 pounds.
What inspired you to start the new diet?
I'd reached a plateau and it was
a decision one has to make. Not too heavy. I was having great difficulty in
getting up and down the apples and pears. Tell me about the diet. You keep the 750 calories a day. No bread, no butter.
Nothing in the way of desserts.
Just the meat, string beans. That's it.
Do you drink a lot of water?
No, no, I don't believe in water because that's the only thing you're trying to get rid of.
I think in the dieting you should keep yourself dry. Back when you started could you imagine all of the success that you would end
up having over the course of your career? No, not at all. I think the most gratifying
thing that I enjoy about one's job is being able to appeal to world audiences, the Japanese,
they're in Japan, they know me. And that's the most gratifying thing. And it comes
through one's work. Not through one's publicity agent or what have you. Same in Germany. I remember
we crossed the frontier once at Metz entering France and the young don put his head in the
window and said, ha, ich kuc. And we had to wait. And he went inside and brought out all the other officers
and came all over the place.
Do you think of yourself as a performer?
I'd never seen so low.
Well, you do say good evening.
And you come out before the show.
That's just dignified introductions. You know, to be an actor. You know, I've called them cattle for years.
You call the actors cattle?
I call all actors cattle. I remember Tyrone Bowell's wife, when he was alive, she said,
what do you call my husband cattle I said well he's nice
cattle any final words before we say goodbye
leprosy I want to assure you is not contagious although I think leprosy
would be a nice name for a girl named Propeller. Thank you.